Dolly Back in Parliament
EyeSpy.MP revealed last night that Derek Draper was back in the heart of politics in the company of Gloria de Piero MP. Gloria of course shared the GMTV sofa with Dolly’s missus Kate Garraway before she went into politics.
Last night when first spotted there was some incredulity that he would show his face again in the corridors of power, yet he was later seen enjoying himself on the Commons terrace.
What does the ‘Beauty and the Beast’ pairing signify? Is he giving politico-media advice to Gloria, or readying himself for a return? Guido thinks he deserves a third chance, the Labour Party in opposition is a very dull thing, set to get even duller under the leadership of David Miliband. Dolly’s return would liven things up…
UPDATE: Lest we forget Dolly gave Gloria her first job at his old comms firm Prima.
More like Draper wants to ‘hang out of the back’ of Gloria, whilst the jizzworthy Garroway watches.
I’d buy that for a dollar!
Wahay! (jiggle)
I never realised there were so many fucking nutters in this country.
You should stick around.
And you’re the biggest fucking tit on here.
You must practice being a pompous old flatulent codger.
In my case the answer, alas, is ’1983′.
faaaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttt!!!!!
when did you last visit your gooberland ladyboy ?
Clearly just landed from planet Zob!
“I never realised there were so many fucking nutters in this country.”
Try watching a NuLiebour party conference.
he must be a new arrival
With totty like this, I’m gonna vote Labour from now on.
Fuck that shit. Gloria is working for my parliamentary escort agency, and we don’t do freebies, especially for fat sweaty c@nts like Dolly. He can pay his £150 if he wants a go, same as everybody else. Actually, no, fuck it, for him it’s £200, these girls have got feelings you know. Kate is welcome to watch, but if she wants to touch, she has to pay up, we’re not a fucking charity.
Absolutely brilliant.
Shit floats
Unless it’s stuck to Mark Oaten’s face.
Can’t be a shagging expedition as the hairy turnip makes Wayne Rooney look handsome.
The Hairy Turnip and the Spud Faced Kid! They’d make a great double act
Shrek versus Dolly!
FIGHT!
Shrek goes to kick wildly and misses the open goal of Dolly’s gaping gob.
Dolly goes to ramraid the forward with his psych couch but gets floored by a vitriloic, smearing email from Shrek!
This is a truly remarkable battle! Dolly is looking tired. Could this be the end of the bout between the swampdonkey and the liar that got lucky? You’ve got be honest Motty, if the bar was that low I’d have had a go at the lovely Kate myself.
Substitution! Shrek is off and just to liven things up the manager has brought on de Piero! This a surprise.
Dolly is grinning like an idiot. I do beleive that the part-time headshrinker has just ejaculated! Errr remarkable!
Dolly has collapsed and fell asleep after only two strokes and a pathetic dribble towards the box.
Player one win!
smig are you talking in foreign tongues or does this posting have a point ?…if so its a bird going away to me
When read using the imagined voice of Motty it’s quite good.
Or even David Coleman, apologies Smig.
Or David Coleman. Take your pick.
Witless, if you think this is bad, wait until George Formby wakes up.
When I’m lickin’ windows.
No worries Conc. And in other news.. the mod got me too.
Love the Draper insert picture.
He looks like someone who’s about to smash way back into with an axe.
“Here’s Dolly!”
“Let me through, I’m a Doctor.
Fecking second chance?
No way!
The fecking parasite should be eliminated upon sight along with all the other NuLabor tossers. Instead of repealing fox hunting Cast Iron should allow culling of the Labour gene pool.
Hang fire there, he said 3rd chance.
Guido reckons he should have a THIRD chance? To do what?
Make a c*nt out of himself.
Exackerly
Oh good – should be lots of fun coming up!
maybe finally find a story to run?
With Gordoom our the pitcure we need someone like Draper back to liven things up.
Too right, natural clowns like Gordon and Dolly are as rare as rocking horse droppings.
Come on England!
I’d fuck her for all of you.
…..said the viagra kid.
Hunny that wont touch the sides. You couldnt reach my prostate last night.
The Dolly Drapers are skint. His psychco-babble therapy business has no clients, cash flow in negative territory. Solution- a low interest loan from Geoffrey Robinson.
or resort to Ugandan research
I did some research once in an old ladies home. Colleen was not amused.
You’re doing very well with the writing Wayne la.
I thought he’d found God?
The only man with less credibility than McBride. Now why can’t they run for the losers leadership contest?
It would give us all a laugh.
After getting kicked out of power, Labour’s cunning plan to get back into power is to have the same team of sad twats, with the same tired and discredited policies, doing exactly what they did before?
What a fucking masterplan.
As Albert Einstein said
‘Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.’
The dirty bastard, David Cameron
BBC News
Cameron takes shit on the road
Paula Ratcliffe beat him to it. Do keep up.
He’s not taken the Cabinet ‘on the road’, he’s taken it to Bradford which, as we all know, is actually a cul-de-sac at the end of a motorway to nowhere, two railway lines which don’t meet and a whole city centre which the daft pillocks allowed to be demolished five years ago without any guarantee that the developer would ever rebuild anything.
And they’re about to spend all the council’s painting budget changing the road signs to read “Bradfordistan” – at least they got that bit right.
At least the muzzie bombers can’t do any damage there – there’s f*ck-all left to bomb.
She appears to have well developed mammary glands, which should suit a sucker like the pig-ugly Draper
Her tits are not as big as wot I’ve got.
Hopefully Dave will see him and kick him down some steps.
Thirty nine of them.
No doubt they will soon join the campaign of the MP who wouldn’t have returned to parliament without postal voting, Balls.
What’s the word on Balls’s constituency? Has Whelan already arranged a safer seat for him?
Nein for I vill not need a safe seat, I shall be der Führer und all you little people vill vote for me to bring a glorious reign over your lives, some might say a golden reign.
The tears of a clone.
With Draper back on board Labour should be out of power for 1000 years.
This is the best and the only justification for allowing him back in (apart from providing Guido with some further sport of course).
Much needed sport, to be honest.
It never was.
Ach! you Britishers and your sports ve vill vin at all your little sports then you vill understand that you cannot beat zer labour master race.
Balls! Haender hoch, und return fur ein sezzion mit Frau Merkin! It is she who vers ze lederhosen now, pigdog!
Balls likes to look to his right while talking, does the missus always lie to his left?
Admittedly, I did not expect the libdems to plunge so much after the elections and Balls might be on to something first attacking the lib dems to try get a few of these English seats back.
Is the bleeping noise in the background the sound of The Testicular One going into reverse yet again??
Hugh, the noise you heard in the background during Ed Balls’ speech was a seagull.
A greedy and voracious opportunist, he was flapping around Hartlepool, squawking and crapping on people from a great height………… So was the seagull.
Mandlescum trying to steal some Guacamole shurely.
I agree with Nick.
Brilliant: “Stop the Condom cuts”. Well, who wouldn’t?
Ja ve vill stop them, und you vill pay for it little Inglander.
Guido wants to know “What does the ‘Beauty and the Beast’ pairing signify?”
In this case, a pathetic attempt to wear a simple but universally recognizable semiotics of chavery to disguise manifest complementary paraphilias. Ms de Piero is a compulsive exhibitionist, having previously got her tits out the age of 15 and subsequently drawn attention to herself vicariously as student organizer, TV talking head, and MP. Draper is a compulsive voyeur – his occupations have always entailed being close to the metaphorical action, as gofer, spad, and shrink, but with the desire not to be seen to be present. His compulsions require him at times to procure such ‘action’ as drives his needs.
Well, Dolly, am I right or am I right
Does this Draper person ever spend any time with ordinary people in an everyday world or is he like Mandelson wafting around in his own rarified atmosphere, detached from reality?
It is doubtful that Draper spends any time with normal people, being that normal is very hard to define and that Draper is a monghat in clown shoes.
I imagine he has an entourage of pretentious tossers and ball sucking sycophants.
Labour is not capable of learning, is it?
It’s like a dried out former druggie who just pops back to see his former dealer. “What’s that, Jason? A free sample? I can’t. I’m on the wagon. Oh! Alright then! Just the one line, mind!”
And so it is that dangerous substances like Draper keep getting up the nose of New Labour.
white powder ?
wot like the stuff Mr. Purcell used to stuff up his nose and is probably now trying to get a one eyed mong in Fifeshire to sample?
Both induce initial euphoria and a distorted sense of reality.
Both induce a tendency to talk rubbish in a meaningful way.
What seemed like a good idea turns out to be something you can’t believe you ever took seriously.
WARNING: Cannabis is widely regarded as harmless but the effects of New Labour may be serious and lasting…
She’s gotta be really thick. Anyone with any sense would never be seen ‘associating’ with Draper. He’s fucking toxic.
Applies to both, of course. But Draper was only ever beautiful to his mum.
Draper does appear to have a “Face made for radio”.
“OLD JOKE ALERT”
When he was born the midwife gave a hard slap to the wrong end!
Eye thang yow
Even older obstetric joke:-
When they saw the after-birth, they thought it was twins.
that bint Gloria de Piero is FUCKING STUNNING
ive already wanked twice today, once over Club International July edition, once over Diane Abbots home page photo and now i want a third. Fuck me, at this rate my sacks will be like a labour party manifesto….EMPTY
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppp
I have nothing more to say.
Umm, has it occurred to you that Draper is now a psychotherapist and he’s seen talking to a a new MP. I’ll let you put two and two together.
That might be one explanation why a flagrant young lady would want to be seen with a pug ugly dirty old tramp.
“Draper is now a psychotherapist”.
He qualified?
Yes, but with a GCSE in creative writing and a Psych Diploma that he downloaded from monghats-r-us.com
Surely the only thing this signifies is that Dolly and Gloria have been mates for 15 years – Gloria introduced Dolly to Kate Garraway. Sometimes I marvel at your lack of understanding of the Westminster village Guido. While I expect your readers to be idiots, you ought to know what’s really going on…..
“you ought to know what’s really going on…..”
Oooer..
At least we ‘clueless muppets’ know that Draper and his hangers on are shameless parasites on the hard working and downtrodden masses.
I am jesus.
I’m bigger than you.
impressionable bird brain latched onto by old lag
I think of Draper as the comedy goalkeeper of politics, the chap who fumbles most things but adds to the entertainment value of the game. Every now and then this Robert Green of the piggy-trough startles you by doing something surprisingly well.
Of course it helps if he’s playing for the other side.
I hear rumours of “glamour photos” of Ms Del Piero being held by the Daily Mail, who are unable to release them due to the minor technicality of their being taken when she was just fifteen.
Apparently, her parents signed the forms to confirm she was sixteen in order to allow the pictures to be taken.
No wonder she turned out a socialist with parents like that!
That blind fuck Blunkett changed the law to make the minimum age for glamour 18. Just becuase he can’t see them, nobody should. Typical Labour nazi. I mean, back in the 80s Sam Fox got her tits out at 16 and it didn’t do her any harm, apart from becoming a lezzer and living with a bull dyke that is.
You are a female stickleback?
Has Gloria de Piero MP been back to Nottingham since here election?
Can she contacted by local people?
http://www.bdifs.org/gloria/
What is the point of this woman? And why are we paying her to ‘not do her job’ in the same way we are paying Gordon to ‘not do his job’????
what happened to the Neville Chamberlain parody that was on here,just done a search and no sign of it.
Has she got her tits out yet?
No doubt she has QWERTY, just not for you. Mind you, it might have made an impression at the constituency selection panel.
It certainly did.
Blimey… if it’s interesting people what’s needed in the Labour ranks right now, boyo (notwithstanding the manifest, obvious and manifest fact that David Miliband is a fine and interesting young man) then maybe I should be thinking about making a come back, isn’t it?
Come back Neil, all is forgiven… It does kind of have a ring to it, isn’t it?
I looked after my boy. Glenys said, “Neil, boyo, get that lad a good job, we’ve got to look after our kiddies.” So I got him an interview at the local iron foundry, he’s a big lad so he could cope with the 12 hour shifts. When I told Glenys, she went mad. “You daft bugger,” she said, “we are socialists. I don’t want my child rubbing shoulders with the masses! I want him to have a pampered existence far away from the possibility of having to work for a living. You make me sick, Neil. Why do you think I spent all that time stuffing envelopes at the party headquarters?”
So I did what she said and called in all sorts of favours and pulled all sorts of strings. Now he has lovely job in a tax haven. But we aren’t like those pushy Tories who wangle places at the best local school and save up for tuition fees, oh no!
Fuck off, Dolly!
Nice of that FIFA Hunt-in-chief doing the FA’s bidding and attempting to soften the blow of England’s abject failure of a team return. A more pathetic attempt to deflect some incoming the FA’s way would be harder to make up.
Well Dolly does not seemed to have smartened himself up
Sorry to disapoint you, Guido, but it was Gordon in disguise with a scraggy beard.
Oh my God, Eamonn Holmes has married Sarah Palin:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1290422/Eamonn-Holmes-Ruth-Langsford-tie-knot-country-wedding-13-years-together.html
Gloria I am in love. What party does she go to?
I thought Draper was that racist c.unt! from lying Liebor list.
We don’t want him back.
What these GMTV birds lack in IQ they seem to make up for with tits.
Does Mrs FatGob-Common-Cow Garroway realise her husband is trying to get his end away?
I knew I had seen that scruffy bastard somewhere, but couldn’t put my finger on it…..then, found it!
http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/