June 28th, 2010

Gordon’s Cabinet Jaunts Live On

Gordon’s strategy of taking the Cabinet on away-days to marginal seats looks set to continue under Dave. Tomorrow he will convene his first Cabinet at an as of yet unannounced location. When these expeditions were set up the Tories called them ascandalouswaste of taxpayers’ money. “The cabinet taking a day trip out of London is not going to solve Britain’s economic problems” said George Osborne in 2008. Guess he will be staying home at No. 11 tomorrow then?


  1. 1
    Derek Dickwad says:

    For fuck’s sake, what a waste of money.


  2. 2
    Pig Sick says:

    Dave should under stand .Nobody gives a f***


    • 23
      The "ever get the feeling you've been had?" coalition says:

      Dave does understand, he just doesn’t give a fuck either.


  3. 3
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    value for money dave ? you having a fucking laugh


  4. 4
    Hugh Janus says:

    Get a grip DC, stop wasting our money on silly ‘gesture politics’. That’s NuLiebour’s territory.


  5. 5
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    Meet the new boss , same as the old boss but without the tractor stats , the grin and the drugged up rants


  6. 6

    Can we guess where they’re going, i reckon it’s…………………..Legoland…..


  7. 7
    Nadine Dorries says:

    Well they are not Labour cabinet meetings so they are not as bad a waste of money.


  8. 9
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    fuckin rank hypocrsy , but then thats politics i supose


  9. 10
    Gordon Brown says:

    Why is this Cameron posing as prime minister? Someone tell him I won the election. I’ve just been held up and will be returning to Downing St tomorrow.


  10. 14
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    so what has changed ?


    • 15
      The "ever get the feeling you've been had?" coalition says:

      We’re in the saddle now.
      Drinks and exes all round while we piss ourselves laughing at the voters.


      • 41
        Senator Bloodn' Gore says:

        We always go to Bermuda, you meet very nice class of people in Bermuda. And for all your whiners, what’s up? Gordung screwed you for 13 years Gott and Camerung have only just started, they’ve still got 12 years and 10 months to go.


  11. 16
    aardvark says:

    Cameron is a total waste of space.

    I’m so glad I didn’t vote for him. At least I have the satisfaction of knowing I didn’t help him elbow his way into power. Even Osborne or Hague would make better leaders.


  12. 17
    Anonymous says:

    is this because they wouldn’t know where these places are otherwise?


  13. 19
    The "ever get the feeling you've been had?" coalition says:

    Only till every c’unt moves to London under IDS’s relocation of workshy scroungers scheme


  14. 20
    Gordon Brown says:

    Mummy! I big boy now! I go wee-wee by myself.

    I’m not your mother, Mr Brown. I’m the nurse.

    Don’t call me that! I prime minister! You call me Mr prime man!

    No, Mr Brown. You’re not prime minister.

    You horrible to me, mummy! I big boy now!


  15. 22
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    he is the “hier to blair “


  16. 25
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    next he will expand the nanny state the 2 faced arsehole


  17. 27
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    i bet daves a secret soicalist


    • 46
      Lord Snooty Jr. says:

      Bet Davies was a famous film star……..I know this ‘cos my Daddy told me.


    • 48
      The School Inspector says:

      i bet daves a secret soicalist = I bet Dave’s a secret socialist.

      5 mistakes in a 6 word sentence.

      Grade A; only one less and it would have been an A*.


  18. 28
    Anthony Lynton B Liar says:

    What is important is, is what is important is, is what is important is.


  19. 30
    Diane Flab Butt says:

    I’m having a day out jaunt to a restaurant to have some…

    Rice an’ Pea! Here’s my taxi receipt for £192. I have nothing more to say.


  20. 35
    HenryV says:

    Considering most English regard Londonistan as foreign soil it will be nice to have the cabinet meeting in the country that pays the most into and bears the most weight in the Union……….

    (Yes what a waste……..)


  21. 36
    David Miliband says:

    Help expose as well as oppose the five cons of the CON-LIB budget. Co sign my letter here http://bit.ly/dkp2s3


  22. 40
    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    Truly depressing. Short term I want to hear less from the government and long term see more happening.

    Dave wants to get a grip. He can scrap this meaningless circus and tell all the Government ministers to give the BBC the heave ho. Today, Newsnight and that plank Marr can spend all their time talking to Balls and Prescott and see if anybody cares or believes the nonsense they talk.

    I’ve had enough of this condescending PR tripe to last a good few years.


  23. 42
    Chris Huhne says:

    I went to my girlfriends parents for dinner after not seeing them for a few months. The mother opens the door and says, ‘Well you’ve got a little chubby’.

    ‘Yeah I have put on a little weight’.

    ‘No, your cock is hanging out’.


  24. 44
    Mr Plum says:

    Would that be a conservative or a liberal marginal.
    There must be quite a lot of scope for a liberal marginal seat at the moment, could pick anywhere in the country


  25. 47
    Ed Balls says:

    I’m rather good looking don’t you all think ?

    Don’t you dare use this for a caption competition

    http://tweetphoto.com/29649826 Visiting Lathom junior in Newham with Mary Turner to see free school lunches (cont) http://tl.gd/26c7vj


    • 56
      Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

      … Visiting Lathom junior in Newham with Mary Turner to see free school lunches boosting healthy eating & learning…


      1. Find idiot child
      2. Feed said child school lunch.
      3. Watch for a lengthy period [this is the rewarding and difficult, pension accruing, part].
      4. Check to see if child is still an idiot.
      5. err…


  26. 49
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Sloppy journalism + Twitter = Daily Mail gamed: http://tinyurl.com/29d3yoo


  27. 50
    Simon Hughes says:

    It’s official,Nick Clegg is toast after this

    New limits on the rents on which Housing Benefit will be payable, to be introduced by the Conservative/Liberal Democrat Government, will mean that 84% of families in Westminster currently receiving Housing Benefit will lose out and face being made homeless or pushed further into poverty or forced out of Westminster.

    The figures, uncovered by Labour Councillors, show that of the current 5,430 Housing Benefit claims in Westminster, 4,592 (84%) would be over the new limits to be introduced by the Government:


    • 54
      Mr Plum says:

      Maybe greedy landlords will have to take a cut in rent


    • 57
      Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

      If they are on the dole, they can go oop north and still be on the dole in a cheaper house.


      • 58
        Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

        And if they are on the dole and from Somalia they can bugger off completely.


      • 59
        The Court of Public Opinion says:

        That’s a cheaper ‘ouse you toff.


      • 69
        Engineer says:

        Message from oop north. Keep yer bloody dole scroungers, we’ve got more than enough already.


        • 77
          Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

          Understood, Engineer.

          It’s just that we often see piccies of whole housing estates boarded up, and feeling lonely.


  28. 52
    Nick Clegg says:

    On Sunday afternoon I, along with a great many other people in England, watched the biggest load of bullshit i’d ever seen in my life.
    It was absolutely atrocious, over 90 minutes of complete, diabolical failure.
    I could barely even sit through it.
    And as for that fat idiot with the huge ears, he did absolutely fuck all for the entire thing! Utter disappointment.

    That’s the last time I ever take my kids to see a Shrek movie.


    • 55
      Gone fuckin mental says:

      shrek = wayne rooney


      • 66
        Shrek says:

        Cut that out, I’m not THAT stupid.


      • 68
        Footballs Coming Home says:

        Could someone please arrange a Munich style air crash for the returning England team in order that footballs scum generation can be wiped out and we can make a fresh start in the European championships. The sight of this happening and horrific deaths of the overpaid and pampered Prima Donna players would be almost as good as winning the world cup. We could mark the crash site with a big red cross and it could become a national shrine were England fans could come and urinate.


        • 79
          Lank Frampard says:

          Hooray! Somebody knows the difference between prima donna and pre Madonna! Pity about the missing apostrophe though.


  29. 61
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Is dave going on his bike,
    Or is she staying at home?


  30. 63
    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    Is President Omaha a bigot ???

    When I wanted some ‘face time’ with him last year, I had to chase him round the kitchen. When Cameron met him last week, Omaha was all over him. Why ??


  31. 72
    Cassandra King says:

    What the f*ck did you expect of the new social democrat party?
    Did you really think cast iron Daves promises were not a pile of steaming doo doo?
    Do you believe Nigerian requests for money to free up millions and only an upfront fee will do?
    Do you believe the lonely hearts column contains accurate information and trust those who advertise themselves?
    WTF I really say WTF folks.

    The coalition is not going to cut the gigantic quango nonjob culture and in fact their job is to reinforce the shadow government and increase its power and influence. If the debt mountain is so urgent then why are they waiting months to do anything about it and why is the result an increase in spending over five years? The social democrats are building on the ‘achievements’ of newlabour and in fact after all the hype and bulls*it and waiting for them to start slashing the giant bloated state all they will do is protect their new world order state and common purpose shadow government.
    Do you think that there are too many nonjob quango parasites making up too many petty laws and duplicating each others pointless areas of influence? You aing seen nuthin yet folks, the state is about to get a whole lot bigger and stronger and more powerful than ever before, the EU will step in and take over vast swathes of pointless quango land and the socdems will claim it as a saving even while granting the EU more money to fund the transfer.
    Taxes will rise and you can say see ya to retiring this side of 70 and then taxes will rise and rise again and again.
    You f*cking cretinous tory voters actually thought you were voting for a tory party did you? I have a rather nice bridge for sale in Brooklyn you might like to buy.


    • 74
      Flogging a dead horse says:

      The tory trolls here don’t care. Fraud is only fraud when it’s labour fraud.


  32. 76
    Ian E says:

    Plus ca change plus la meme chose


  33. 85
    yalleriron says:

    Nothing wrong with a bit of selective memory and two-facedness. After all, it’s what politicians are for.

    I think that nice IDS is really Shirley Porter, late Dame of Westminster, doing a Vesta Tilley.


  34. 86
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    Well, it didn’t take Dave and his chums long to “go native”, did it?


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