June 27th, 2010

Pickles Highlights Harman’s Serene Room

Despite becoming Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government, Eric Pickles still enjoys bashing Labour as much as he did when he was Tory party chairman.

Today he is highlighting “Harriet Harman’s Serene Green Tranquillity Room” built as part of a £2.4 million refit of the offices used by her Equalities Office. Described as “a 21st Century… space of quality, air and light, where we can work, relax and refuel in a natural ebb and flow”.

So bascially civil servants can loaf about doing nothing in comfort…


264 Comments

  1. 1
    Jib jab says:

    Prezza had his own tranquility room, of sorts…

    • 4
      Harriet Harman says:

      I’ve been there.

      • 31
        concrete pump says:

        Who fucking cares, write that for a thread that gives a shit.

      • 33
        Postal Opinion Poll Voter says:

        Governing parties’ opinion poll ratings always drop a bit mid term, don’t they?

        • 42
          Jonty Pryor, my spastic knob is on fire says:

          Ignore him, he’s the blog polling bore.

        • 48
          Clegg takes the blame Dave while gets the fame says:

          just over a month out from the election and they’ve crashed to a low they haven’t seen since before Clegg was leader

          wait until the tax rises and spending cuts actually take effect

          Clegg’s brilliant idea to use the Liberals as a human shield for the Conservatives just so he can get a nice Ministerial job and lose a referendum on the wrong type of electoral reform might just be causing his grassroots some concern right about now

          they have elections to lose next year

        • 71
          Jethro says:

          and this is mid term?

          • Jethro says:

            I apologise to any of my readers who might have been misled by an earlier posting, purporting to be from Jethro tm*
            Be assured that all genuine postings from Jethro(copyright) will Never be guilty of the syntactic solecism of omitting an Hyphen in an Adjectival-formulation.

        • 160
          AnythingButScotland says:

          It’s a shame the incumbents heads at Westminster don’t go south and drop off their shoulders too.

          Hunts.

      • 40
        Adolph says:

        Not long before we see the Nick Clegg and Lib downfall parody on youtube.

    • 10
      From Trotsky to chairman of of Conservative party. says:

      Eric Pickles is the subject of this week’s profile on radio 4. It is repeated this evening at 17.40 or you can hear it here on the iplayer.

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b00sss54

      He was originally a Labour supporter and comes from a “Labour” family. At the age of 14 he read trotsky’s history of the russian revolution. It is well worth listening too and he has certainly gone up in my estimation as a result.

    • 11
      Prezzer says:

      aye lad,the bog

    • 15
      Largactyl OD says:

      I can tranquilise them

    • 25
      Tory Bear's Love Child says:

      “So bascially civil servants can loaf about doing nothing in comfort…”

      And you find this surprising because?…….

      • 29
        camberwick spleen says:

        Yeah, no fucking change there then.

      • 171
        Jan says:

        Understand there is also a five star restaurant at the Treasury..all thanks to McDoom.

        • 262
          Sir Everard Digby says:

          and there has been an indoor waterfall at the department of culture,media and sport for years. It forms one wll of a meeting room. Sir E has visited and found himself unable to finish the meeting as the constant sound of running water made him have to leave the discussion for a piss on more than one occasion.

    • 263
      davemcwish says:

      ….21. And not to mention a swimming pool and croquet lawn.

      Until it was revealed that he was playing mixed doubles with Tracey Temple for which he had to suffer the ignominy of giving up Dorneywood and placate the Mrs Prescott by turning hypocrite and take ermine as Lord Prescott of Lard.

  2. 2
    Libertarian in slave sandals says:

    Excuse me, but where is the money coming from to found this nonsense?

    • 13
      Lord Bumwatch of Bumbledon says:

      What- guido’s blog?

      • 19
        Incoming says:

        Guido is on a slowy at present,but give it a few more days as the conlib glue comes undone. The backstabbers will come out of the box and the calls and texts will arrive with the juicy bits.It’s always been the way.

        • 32
          carry on at your convenience says:

          Carry on wanking, wanker. I just hope you’re in it for the long haul so you can continue to embarrass yourself and provide hours of entertainment for the rest of us.

    • 35
      public sector worker says:

      It is from all those evil people stupid enough to have a real job in the greedy private sector. I read the guardian.

      • 92
        Teachers etc Unite says:

        It wasn’t our fault.
        All the fault of the bankers – they should pay.
        Our contribution to society is unique and we work far too hard.
        We’ve proven that the standards of our work is continually producing higher and higher output and quality year on year.
        We deserve all the gold plated pensions that others pay for.
        We work far too hard and longer hours than anyone else.
        If we are incompetent then it’s almost impossible to sack us.
        We earn a pittance in comparison to our public service and our average pension is only £5000.
        Our continued 100% guaranteed employment is critical to the nation’s ongoing growth.
        It’s not our fault, it’s not our fault, we may all be in this together but we demand continued investment to support our rights, and we will not contribute to the plight of the nation even though we owe our cushy lives to the largess of the previous government.
        To hell with the rest of you, we are socialist and if we have to share your pain then we will withdraw our labour and make it worse for you.
        We read the Guardian.
        We are unique and

  3. 3
    John Cipher says:

    Still it’s better than her original concept – The Red Room. Here Labour MPs could while away the hours dreaming of what might have been if the ignorant British people had allowed them to wave the Soviets through. On the wall were to be pictures of traitors such as Jack Jones.

    • 208
      I luv my dromedary, humpty says:

      And the Sainted bisexual transvestite Jack D (he, the winner of an all wimmin shortlist )

  4. 5
    mitch says:

    She needs tranquilising with a 50 cal. I volunteer for this duty.

  5. 6
    Gordon's Scotched earth policy says:

    looks like a segment from a bottle of mouthwash

  6. 7
    English John says:

    How dare you…Making a suggestion that Jonah’s socialists wasted money. Just watched Bollox on Sky, and on Andy Marr and he makes perfect sense. Nurse…NURSE…NURSE!!!!!

  7. 8
    Down with Brown! says:

    Nulabour want to be back in government so they can waste all our money all over again.

  8. 9
    Imagine John Prescott without Bulimia says:

    A place to retreat from all those evil bigots like Mrs Duffy, and to dream of a communist utopia…surely a reasonable use of public money?

  9. 12
  10. 16
    Tom FD says:

    They should rent these wacky offices out as sets for CBeebies.

  11. 17
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    No that’s not right at all, she said “we” so that’s her and her pampered husband.

  12. 18
    Harridan Dromey says:

    It was money well spent.

  13. 20
  14. 21
    Diane Abbott says:

    £2.4m is just what I put in for my taxi expenses. I have nothing more to say.

    • 39

      The BBC’s Rice and Peas recipe doesn’t contain any peas?

      50ml/2fl oz vegetable oil
      1 onion, finely chopped
      300ml/10½fl oz long grain rice
      400ml/14½fl oz water
      400ml/14½fl oz coconut milk
      400g/14¼oz tin kidney beans, rinsed and drained
      3 tbsp fresh thyme
      salt and freshly ground black pepper
      fresh coriander, to garnish

  15. 22
    Gordon Brown says:

    I did fix the roof while the sun was shining. Isn’t that right, Mr Hat?

  16. 23
    • 34
      Biffo says:

      Don’t think he actually wants to be able to see more clearly – he’d rather remain in his delusional blindness

  17. 24
    Diane Abbott says:

    Der aint no money left, mon. But der always be nuff money for…

    …Rice an’ Pea!

    • 26
      Tell us says:

      Didn’t Dave campaign on being able to get troffers out as MP’s

      • 116
        Wavy Davey's brains are gravy says:

        Yup. He also campaigned on a promise that we’d have referendums before any more powers are transferred to Brussels. How long was he in Number 10 before he quietly announced his decision to break that cast-iron guarantee? One day? Two?

        • 230
          Must get a pseudonym one day says:

          Two on the list already:-

          Reducing the blood-alcohol limit from 80mg to 50mg.

          Forcing shops to sell by weight.

          Keep adding to the list every time ‘Cast-Iron’ Dave corrodes (again).

  18. 27
    Johnny Prescott and the Butter Chickens says:

    I don’t like Eric. I should be the only fatarse in politics.

  19. 30
    Chairman of the I Hate Diane Abbott Society says:

    Wait. There’s something wrong. It’s a Sunday and there isn’t a Limp Dem scandal in the papers.

    • 36
      this is the libdums we're talking about says:

      Can you imagine the look of horror on their faces when the coalition deal was done, and they realised they would have to start working for a fucking living?

      • 76
        Cato Street Conspirator says:

        You call it work? Work is producing something that other people find useful – like food, clothing and shelter. Politicians wouldn’t know what work is if it walked into their bank account.

    • 46
      nonce watch says:

      Oh just fuck off you tedious cuпt.

  20. 37
    Gordon Brown says:

    My fellow Britons,

    Many of you have been asking about my whereabouts in recent weeks. I’m touched that so many of you have been concerned about me. I can reassure you that I’m fine. I’ve been up in my constituency of Killkiddies and Cowdungbeef, working on my memoirs “Prudence With Purpose: The Downing Street Years”.

    I talk to my beloved wife Sarah every day. She’s been spending time visiting friends in Canterbury and working on her own book.

    I look forward to meeting many of you when I do my book signings later in the year.

    Yours sincerely,
    Gordon Brown

    • 52

      Gordon has continued to make good progress after his recent mental collapse. He can now sit up unaided and has become much more vocal about his thoughts.
      When his restraints are removed he can write with crayons or read the bumper book of courage or ‘economic theory for under 5′s’ under careful supervision.

      However he must be kept away from any forms of the media. Any hint that he might not be in charge of the world could cause a serious relapse.
      Interestingly he call all the nurses “Sarah” as if he sees them all just as a sort of generic woman. The Male nurses he has his own names for .. Jack, Ed , Alistair, Peter and so on.

      Hopefully, with this sort of progress, he should be able to be released and live a nearly normal existence within about fifteen years.

      Dr Bi Kwang-Go
      Beijing institute for rehabilitation.

      • 73
        Cato Street Conspirator says:

        Brown’s book will be in a special large print version and will have the free gift of a mobile attached for throwing.

    • 54
      I spy a twat with nothing useful to add says:

      Hello birdbrain

  21. 43
    The Pickles Express. says:

    Only little people commute.

    • 44
      Sir Nicholas and Lady Winterton says:

      And other types.

      • 254
        Hazel Blears says:

        I commute on my bike and claim £5.50 for ever 100 yards travelled to one of my houses.

        • 256
          Andrew MacKay and Julie says:

          We’re both doing alright. Loadsamoney again since we’ve both got good jobs, as weel as our pensions and golden goodbyes out of you taxpaying oiks.

  22. 45
    Sir Keith Joseph's Preserved pulsing head says:

    Now 20 years ago I was civil servant and in those days there was a dingy grim unifromity to all our offices, you could go from London to the far north of scotland and see the same dull cheap furniture and fittings – and the pay wasn’t that good then either but in return you got a job for life and good pension. You could tell what grade someone was by things like the number of drawers on their desk
    Once at an out station some little hitler was giving me a real telling off then I saw that his carpet didn’t go the edge of his room…. back in London mine did…
    seeing this I realised ” you f**ker, who do you think you are….. I am a higher grade than you!”
    and so told him to shut up and piss off….

    If only the civil service had stayed true to this….

  23. 47
    Fucked off says:

    What a fat Hunt he(?) is. Looks like that rice an’ pea woman has whited up.

  24. 49
  25. 57
    I'm Alright Jack says:

    Let’s not forget that all the money that the likes of the repulsive, pursed-lipped charmless harpy has been spending on serene green wank rooms is OUR money. Just to keep a bunch of overpaid, undertalented right-on public sector workers from actually having to sit at a desk and do some work! For christ’s sakes, let’s get to grip with these lazy marxistr scum once and for all. We’ve been paying for them to sit and do nothing for too long. Keep up the pressure, Eric, we need more of this.

  26. 59
    Diane Flabutt says:

    The only thing I don’t like about the private school I send my son to is that their canteen doesn’t serve Rice an’ Pea. I have nothing more to say. Except that us West Indian mums go to the wall for our kids. And if you ask me any more about this, I’ll get me bwoy to shank you up, blud! Ireeee!

  27. 61
    Half of Liberal Democrat voters ready to defect after VAT rise says:

    Nick Clegg is suffering a fierce public backlash over the coalition’s VAT rise, with almost half of Liberal Democrat supporters saying the tax U-turn makes them more likely to desert the party.

    A YouGov/Brand Democracy survey, which will alarm already restive Lib Dem MPs, shows 48% of those who voted Lib Dem at the election are now less inclined to back them again as a direct result of the increase in VAT from 17.5% to 20%.

    • Poll shows Lib Dem supporters ready to leave the party after the massive budget cuts announced by the coalition in the emergency budget

    • 68
      Anonymous says:

      He doesn’t need to. You’re doing it for him.

    • 84
      Liberal Muslim,of the east says:

      I’m throwing my sandals at Nick Cleggercam

    • 113
      lola says:

      Entirely predictable. Lots of Libdums are lefty lites. Clueless bunny huggers who reckon that they are ‘nicer’ than anyone else, but not socialists, ooh noooo. Not us. WE don’ go for all the lower class class warfare stuff. but we do know more than you about everything, especially how to spend your money better than you. Wankers

  28. 64
    David Laws says:

    A bottle of spunk will make you drunk. But a bottle of jizz will make you whizz.

  29. 65
    One of those little Englanders says:

    I look forward to a tour of Ed Balls private massage room. I gather Yvette didn’t visit very often…

    Uh, Guido, what happens if Clegg loses control of his rebels, the LimpDims decide they don’t much like this budget and they vote against it. My guess is a vote of no-confidence and another election, except Labour don’t have a leader, and won’t have one until September.

  30. 67
    Tony B Liar says:

    Be nice to Harriet, proles. She’s not too bright and thinks she’s doing a good job as acting leader.

    • 94
      Harriet's Hump says:

      Is it because I am a humourless unfulfilled childless woman who hates men and demands preferential treatment for wimmin?

      • 229
        Tossflap Watch says:

        Yes it is.

        It is also because you are a tossflap.

      • 240
        Number 10's cat says:

        Actually she has three children, but the youngest is twenty three so she’s probably getting broody

        • 252
          Tossflap Watch says:

          So the above was all true except the ‘childless’ bit.

          She’s still a tossflap then.

  31. 70
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I had a brief spell in a quasi-government department where they had a ‘refit’ – big areas with armchairs and large TV screen appeared, as if we were supposed to leave our desks and lounge around with the generously provided free tea and coffee. Of course, being the rebellious and ungrateful sods workers are none of us ever used the areas so kindly provided by the gauleiters.

  32. 74
    One of those little Englanders says:

    Paying for taxis to take Diane Ah Butt away from Parliament sounds like money well spent to me. Its the fucking taxis that bring her back the next day that are the problem.

    • 78
      5 to 40 yarder says:

      Taxi? You’d need a skip to fit that arse in.

    • 250
      Diane Abbott says:

      Ids public transport what brings Diane in in the morning but taxis at night as she would not be safe with the feral youth what not in good schools running around a-robbing and a thievin’ and makin’ it unsafe for a good honest rice n pea eater

  33. 77
    2020 says:

    I’m glad I invested in 25,000 gallons of oil in 2010

  34. 81
    Herr Kutt says:

    Dumbkophs

  35. 83
    Peasant says:

    Tamzin Lightwater said that Mr letwin used to spend a lot of time in the Tranquility Room in CCHQ.You are not doubting her word are you?

  36. 85
    concrete pump says:

    Lower case for my moniker sweetheart, there’s a good chap.

  37. 86
    Nature says:

    Your all fucked.there’s nothing left

  38. 88
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    I notice it is clearly marked upper and lower
    just incase any of the thick fuckers got confused

  39. 89
    Korean Coolie says:

    good way to get an economy going. Free land.
    http://www.cfra.org/freeland

  40. 95
    TAT BORING AND PREDICTABLE AS EVER says:

    Lets all once again thank TaT:
    for treating us to his six highly amusing video clips
    And ask that he carries on posting the same clips ten times a day
    just incase anyone has missed them the other nine times

  41. 96
    DWAYNE BOOHOONEY says:

    I SEE THEY HAVE CLEARLY MARKED IT UPPER AND LOWER JUST IN CASE ANY OF THESE FUCKING THICK OVERPAID BASTARDS GET CONFUSED !

  42. 97
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    C***S
    Not only are they profligate with our cash, they are also so f****** stupid that they need signs to point out that the level above the ground on a two storey structure is “upper”
    The only taxes I pay are the ones that I cannot avoid
    Sales tax
    C***s

  43. 99
    hohoho says:

    He’s brilliant in the box

  44. 103
    Do not feed the mongs says:

    happy little mongs,love to vote and pay taxes.

  45. 104
    DWAYNE BOOHOONEY says:

    Ingerlund have just hired a new coach
    It will be waiting on the tarmac at the airport for them tomorrow !

  46. 105
    Eric Pickled says:

    wash tha yer shed.

  47. 106
  48. 107
    Diane Amassivebutt says:

    Me son now inglish gen tanks to whitey payin for im school fee
    Beyon dat I ave nuttim more to say*

    * Apologies to decent caribs who probably hate this f*****NG bitch as much as I do

  49. 108
    • 110
      HAVE YOU SEE MIKE OCK says:

      FFS you really dont want shit like him in the north east
      after all look what he did to the middle east

  50. 109
    • 112
      HAVE YOU SEE MIKE OCK says:

      I used to work in local government

      if you go on strike it saves millions of pounds in unpaid wages
      so strike for as long as you want!

    • 114
      I'm Alright Jack says:

      Strike, you lazy, marxist wankers…who gives a toss.

    • 135
      AC1 says:

      Can we ask them to strike?

      Can we also ask for a Council tax rebate too?

  51. 117
    Fail says:

    Endfields stooge,shit without him.

  52. 118
    THE REALLY WANK VIDEO CORPORATION says:

    We the directors at the really wank video corp’s would like to appologize to the posters of this blog for the repeated showing of some of our really naff clips
    this was due to some piss soaked tramp crack head in an internet cafe near his cardboard box in London down loading them after he escaped whilst his carers were on a tea break

  53. 120
    Cynic says:

    Yeah … England have a fighting chance against the row in front

  54. 122
    TAT SAYS LETS ROCK says:

    This is one of tats top tunes

  55. 123
    Wavy Davey's brains are gravy says:

    Dave’s policies usually last as long as it takes to say “cast iron guarantee”.

    • 150
      albacore says:

      “We are committed to achieving the UN target of spending 0.7% of national income as aid by 2013.”
      “With billions of people around the world living in poverty, we have an urgent moral and practical imperative to make our international development policy more effective:”
      “Practical, because failed and impoverished states are incubators of disease, insecurity, and extremism, and so represent a clear threat to our national interest.”
      Cameron justified welching on his cast-iron guarantee of a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty by what boils down to claiming ambiguity in that worthless pledge.
      He could, of course, use the same cunning stratagem with foreign aid (or Danegeld as defined by the third quotation above) since we have no net income whilst running a deficit.
      Time he stuck that ring fence where the sun don’t shine.

      • 161
        Success says:

        a failed state is a state that has not been forced to govern with the US philosophy called democracy.or terrorism

  56. 126
    Nick Clegg says:

    Man goes to the dentist. Dentist asks “Did you have sex last night, sir?”
    Man replies “Why? Do I have pubes in my mouth?”
    Dentist “No, you have shit on your nose…!”

    • 129
      THE LATE GREAT BERNARD MANNING says:

      Man at the doctors
      doctor says i’m sorry to tell you
      but you have VD
      oh dear he says i must have caught it off a toilet seat !
      well says the doctor you must have been chewing it
      you’ve got it in your gums !

  57. 127
    TAT sniffer of little girls bike seats says:

    Hey little girl
    Do you want to see some puppies ?

  58. 128
    nell says:

    I wonder what gordon is thinking this morning as he reads his newspapers.

    There’s cameron having face to face meetings with omaha, sharing his helicopter and swapping beers. Russia’s invited him to visit there and China has made it clear that they are anxious he should go to China in the Autumn. And then there’s merkel planning to spend time with cameron watching the england germany game.

    gordon struggled to get any one of them to even shake his hand and is famously recorded at the last G20, where he had to chase omaha around a kitchen just to get a few words with him, as sitting on his bed in his underwear screaming abuse and throwing nokias at his aides because they had failed to persuade omaha to meet with him face to face.

    What a difference! And what a relief that we no longer have a cringemaking PM on the international stage!!!

    • 141
      THE LATE GREAT ROY OBAMA CASTLE says:

      intimidation! intimidation !
      intimidation, thats what you need
      if you wanna be the best,
      if you wanna beat the rest
      intimidation’s what you need

    • 142
      Let it go,he is no more. says:

      obsessed nell and her Gordon complex.

  59. 130
    Government is spent says:

    Fellow Conservative and capitalists. Join me and keep all of your capital. We don’t need government. Be an anarchic capitalist.
    http://c4ss.org/about-market-anarchism

    • 153
      Auntie Flo' says:

      Go, England, avenge the 250,000 servicemen and women and 60,000 civilians the murdering Nazi thugs slaughtered in Britain!

      • 191
        AnythingButScotland says:

        Get back to your knitting Flo’!

        • 213
          Col Bounder (retired) says:

          The ritual humiliation of england continues. Our footballers are like our MPs, they are paid too much to be hungry for success, so instead they concentrate on avarice and filthy perverted fornication. Thankfully I had a wager on England losing. The winnings will pay for a night or two in Claridge’s with Mistress Thrash. By the time she’s finished with that cane, my arse will look like red corrugated iron.

        • 228
          Butts R Us says:

          thats it now camerHunt your finished.

        • 253
          Auntie Flo' says:

          Shut your face unless you want a bunch of fives!

  60. 132
    THE LATE GREAT BERNARD MANNING says:

    Doctor to patient: you will have to stop wanking !
    Patient :Why ?
    Doctor:Because it’s upseting all the other patients !

  61. 133
    AC1 says:

    Even a stopped clock is sometimes right.

    http://nationaldeathservice.blogspot.com/

  62. 134
  63. 136
    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    I like the way the serene Green Tranquility Room has Upper Floor and Lower Floor in big letters just in case someone gets them mixed up

  64. 137
    Nista today ,him say says:

    We used to wreck our economy going to war. Now we wreck it avoiding war.

  65. 139
    Smash the Conservatives says:

    cast iron Cam

  66. 140
    concrete pump says:

    The REAL concrete pump has only posted 2 comments on this thread.

    Infamy??

  67. 143
    Chris Huhne says:

    I used to hate P.E at school. I had a pretty big cock and was embarrassed to take the group shower afterward.

    All the other girls just pointed and laughed.

  68. 144
    THE BISHOP RODGER ALLBOYS says:

    Absolute fucking cowards this lot are worse than Labour
    lying bastards and all still troughing
    fuck em all !

  69. 145
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  70. 146
    Liberal Muslim,of the east says:

    he can’t get out, he’s locked in a padded cell.

  71. 148
    THE ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM says:

    Giz the ball !
    go on go on giz it
    boooo hoooo !

  72. 149
    Ex TimesOnline user says:

    Fuck off TimesOnline / TheTimes or whatever pisspoor site you are using now.

    I used to visit often (15 – 20 visits a day), post a fair few times and haven’t visited it since the useless and poorly thought out changes occurred. Running up to the change the mods got all Nazi. Fuck off Times mods too.

    Way to go to run down a business Murdoch. Fucking retard.

  73. 151
    Auntie Flo' says:

    Greedy, lazy b*stards, make Harperson pay for it: stop her pension.

  74. 156
    Jacqui Smith says:

    That’s MY moniker!

  75. 157
    LORD HAW HAW says:

    GERMANY 1 england 0 HAW HAW HAW !

    • 170
      Jan says:

      England’s second goal disallowed. Bloody useless assistant ref.We are watching it on RTE, the Irish channel.Irish cannot believe it.Pathetic decision.Useless f…..g assistant ref.

  76. 162
    AnythingButScotland says:

    England down in the wc already! Like the fucking country too.

  77. 163
    DWAYNE LOONEY says:

    Giz de fukin ball
    im de fucking goal scorer
    so fukin giz it

  78. 164
    THE DYSLEXIC MATHEMATICIAN says:

    You go and watch the match guido
    i’ll look after your blog and make sure all the posts are in numerical order

  79. 165
    LORD HAW HAW says:

    GERMANY england 00

    HAW HAW HAW !

  80. 167
    Diane Abbott says:

    The England squad is hideously black
    Riddim!
    F*&ck
    I meant white

  81. 169
    LORD HAW HAW says:

    Three mice on my shirt
    Millions still dreaming
    we are fuckin shite
    never look like scoring

  82. 172
    RICH AND MARK WEB DESIGNERS LTD says:

    Nothing wrong with this site
    it’s you lot who can’t post in order

  83. 173
    Gordon Brown, SFA-qualified referee says:

    There is nothing wrong with that referee’s eye-sight.

    • 177
      the german football team says:

      It’s koming home, it’s koming home, fusballs koming home……..

  84. 178
    KENNETH WOLFING GNOME says:

    Germany will come out all guns blazing
    and score within the first five mins

    they think it’s all over

    it is now !

  85. 179
    A BIN FULL OF INGERLUND FLAGS says:

    Re arrange these words to make a popular saying

    if
    woolworths
    arse
    i’ll
    win
    my
    show
    will
    in
    england

  86. 180
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Hope someone finds the ref after the match and shoves a vuvuzela up his arse. Mind you he probably won’t see it go in!

  87. 181
    A BIN FULL OF INGERLUND FLAGS says:

    Will somebody get Rooney a fucking chair
    while he waits for Gerrard to let him have the ball

  88. 183
    German Boy says:

    Taxi for Crapello and the English footy team.

  89. 184
    A BIN FULL OF INGERLUND FLAGS says:

    This ref knows he’s fucked up ! and his career is over !
    as soon as an england player goes down in the box
    he will give a penalty

  90. 185
    Nista today ,him say says:

    Writing on facebook is like writing on a toilet wall.

  91. 186
    STEVIE WONDER and DAVID BLUNKETT says:

    Ref you must be fucking blind
    even we could see that was in !

  92. 188
    Down with Brown! says:

    Wikipedia page for the blind referee:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larrionda

  93. 190
    A Tory says:

    Now that Eng-gerr-land have been thoroughly and deservedly outsmarted can all the thick chavs please get back to work mending the roads?

    Thanks awfully.

  94. 192
    German Boy says:

    IT’S ALL OVER NOW HAHAHA

  95. 193
    Ed Balls says:

    So much for David Cameron wishing the England football team “Good Luck”

    David Cameron is a fucking moron and should call a General Election now

    BRING BACK GORDON BROWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 227
      Piss Pot says:

      Gorgon – my hero – haven’t had proper laugh since he bogged off. Thank God for ‘Blinkey Lying bastard Balls-up’ – now he IS a laugh a minute!

  96. 194
    BBC says:

    “We’re told the referee, on seeing images of the Frank Lampard shot that crossed the line, said: ‘Oh my God’.”

    • 259
      Karl Heinrich Ferdinand Rosenbusch says:

      That white line moved, it’s an active seismic zone!

  97. 195
    very important BBC person says:

    we at the important BBC have lots of green natural rooms so that we can beat climate change and contemplate the infinite

  98. 196
    Lord Snooty says:

    The English football team is overpaid and idle; public sector employees are harder working (and cheaper)

  99. 198
    50,000 fat, bald, tattooed, sun-burnt chavs. says:

    Jorge Larrionda is to blame for the dismal state of our economy.

  100. 200
    Herman The German says:

  101. 202
    To England team says:

    Don’t come back here you useless twats

  102. 203
    Gordon Brown's Press Officer says:

    David Cameron must go now

  103. 204
    Fuck ups R us says:

    like Johnson missing next match will matter,they could all miss it.

  104. 205

    If Heskey is the answer what was the question?

  105. 206
    Fuck off and don't come back you useless twats says:

    What a pile of shit, complete waste of 90mins.

  106. 207
    Football is crap says:

    All the fucking sad acts in the pub are crying into their beer.

  107. 209
    Down with Brown! says:

    We were doomed the moment Jonah was outed as an England fan…….

  108. 212
    P. Doff says:

    Tomorrow’s Sun newspaper headline…

    “It Woz The Hun Wot Done It!”

  109. 214
    Labour for ever says:

    This is a Muslim prayer room which has to be installed to comply with equalities regulations. They aren’t called prayer rooms as the Tory bigots complain and they aren’t called faith rooms because that would be allowing the Christian bigots to sit around having “fellowships”.

    If you don’t like it you’re a bigot. So stop moaning.

    • 251
      Anonymous says:

      He who shouts loudest gets……

      At the university where I was imprisoned the Islamic students got a faith centre; a lovely single story building of a good size.There are more Chinese on campus but they don’t get anything. I think it is because they are polite to the faculty, turn up for lectures, hand in work, etc. etc. The faith centre was the uni’ accommodation office; it was a busy building tending as it did the needs of a majority of the uni’s 7000 students. The office’s functions are now spread across several rooms spread across a very large campus. But the Islamic kids are sorted.

  110. 215
  111. 216
    Nick Clegg says:

    As a result of the exit of the England football team from this shitty coalition is now over.

    Fuck off David Cameron you Bullingdon twat

  112. 218
    Cassandra King says:

    I-N-G-E-R-L-U-N shouts the crowd of childish chimps dressed up in face paint and a flag they couldnt really give a sh*t about.

    While their country is betrayed and ruined by villainous crooks and traitors and their heritage is stolen and sold off to the EU our ‘menfolk’ waste their time at childish football matches.
    The political classes run riot and get rich, our soldiers come home mangled and dead by the hundred and our ‘menfolk’ jump around like children at a McDonalds playpen.
    I am glad the football team called ‘ingerlun’(whatever that is) lost and I am glad they got thrashed, it might just wake up our menfolk a little and it might just dawn on them that there are more important things to expend their energy on than a silly trivial bloody game.

    • 219
      Tyranny 101 says:

      Bread & Circuses my dear

    • 241
      AnythingButScotland says:

      Hopefully a full scale riot against the state.

    • 264
      Potential alpha male says:

      To cassandra King 218. I couldn’t have put it better myself. You are a true Englishwoman of decency and maturity!!!! Please marry me !!!!

  113. 220
    Butts R Us says:

    Eric Pickles could have played better.

  114. 221
    sour kraut says:

    Vor you tommy, ze vorld cup ist over.

  115. 222
    Chris Huhne says:

    FOR SALE: Vuvuzela, One previous owner, hardly used, mint condition.

  116. 226
    MISTIC MEG says:

    BREAKING NEWS Wooooooooo ! Wooooooooo ! I SEE
    CRAPELLO SACKED (by the end of the week)
    you heard it first here ! WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO!

  117. 231
    SLEEPING SID says:

    Yawn !
    Right what time to we kick some German arse ?

    • 234
      Kraut Gods says:

      after you finish kicking the immigrant arse over running your country Ingurlander

  118. 233
    German horn says:

    trumpeting we won

  119. 236
    Desperate says:

    A desperate attempt at a smear?

    The DCLG building houses a couple of thousand civil servants. 95% belong to DCLG, barely 5% are GOE

    The Government Office for Equality ‘rents’ the office space. Neither its ministers nor its senior staff have say in the facilities.

    Harman didn’t have an office in the building, she was based in the Cabinet Office, off Downing Street.

    Really if you want to blame Labour, it should be Denham or his CLG predecessors to be criticised. Not quite as good a story there though is there? This is akin to blaming George Osborne for the expenses crisis because he has an office in the House of Commons.

    • 249
      I'm Alright jack says:

      Public money was spent on this shite….and it happened under Harpic’s watch. End of.

  120. 237
    DE DO@N DO DAT DOWN DARE DO DE says:

    Gerrard is fucking useless
    he thinks he is the england striker
    he wont give it to rooney and thinks he can score every time he gets it !
    truth is he couldn’t hit a fuckin barn door from three foot
    what a wanker !

  121. 239
    hjfd says:

    keep it up
    I hope you watch the site 24/7

  122. 243
    England World Cup Anthem says:

    We’re coming home,
    We’re coming home,
    We’re useless,
    So we’re coming home!

  123. 246
    50 Calibre says:

    Now I know why I much prefer Rugby Football and Motor Racing…

  124. 247
    delete delete delete says:

    one day all threads could be this way

  125. 248
    Suzanne Moore says:

    Tough proof that women can do politics

    After a woman-free Election here, and a Budget that tries to force women back into marriage, three cheers for Julia Gillard, Australia’s new Prime Minister.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1289796/Call-ageist-wants-70-year-old-scaffolder.html#ixzz0s4l7pU15

    Suzanne Moore proves that Harriet Harman was a failure as the UK election was woman-free. And Suzanne Moore should know as she was a candidate!

  126. 255
    Macheath says:

    The serene ‘meeting pods’ have been celebrated in song here.



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