June 26th, 2010

Sex Pest Al Gore Video


83 Comments

  1. 1
    Bill Clinton says:

    That’s my boy!

  2. 2
    Gordon Brown says:

    Am I prime minister? They won’t tell me here.

  3. 3
    Al G says:

    Think about the polar bears for gods sake!!

    • 10
      gulf of mexico shrimp farmer says:

      save money, no need to cook in oil

      • 14
        Pensa cola entrepeneur says:

        Free oil, on the gulf of mexico.

      • 34
        Germany 2 England 3 says:

        What do you call a load of socialist wankers waiting outside a hairdressers:

        a barber queue

        tomorrow by all accounts is going to be sizzling day both on and off the pitch and the family will be BBQing giant king prawns lighly covered in oil, any oil, to be washed down with glasses south african chardonnay.

    • 51
      Anonymous says:

      I’d like to see how they’d animate Oaten, Hughes,Laws, Huhne, Nokes, Bryant etc. Maybe you can commission them Guido?

      Gore’s a gimp to be sure, but at least he’s trying to get his hole with a member of the opposite sex!

  4. 5
    Dirty old Al says:

    Global warming sent me doolally.

  5. 6
    Not The BBC says:

    Ahead of Guido

  6. 11
    Sim Titty says:

    Why does every man in these japanese animations look the same???

  7. 12
    an in convenience truth says:

    The climate is sure getting hot in my pants luv.

  8. 22
    Bloodn' Gore says:

    I always shoot the messenger, its sends a message.

  9. 24
    Philadelphia claims lawyer says:

    Cameron, don’t wait five years not five months, not five weeks, get british troops out of afghanistan now.

    We fight along side our allies and friends not alongside troops whose president blames british oil for everything bar the second coming of christ.

    It was an american oil rig, owned by an american company, manned by americans, serviced by american in american waters.

    FFS everyman and his dog is putting in bogus claims, even people in alaska ffs.

    • 30
      sue mee says:

      I live in Luton, have I got a good chance?

      • 38
        Saint Obama says:

        Just put your claim in.

        The American Government run escrow fund will be more than happy to spend some of BP’s $20bn on you!

        Your only problem is you live in Britain and I hate the British!

      • 40
        Philadelphia claims lawyer says:

        as long as its near a BP garage, no problem.

        Tip: fill a petrol container full of BP, oil spill some on your drive, throw in some dead pigeons and goldfish and then call the 24-hour claims line.

  10. 28
  11. 29
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I always wondered what they meant when they said Gore was a bit ‘wooden’.

    • 35
      bum boy britannia says:

      At least he was trying it on with a female, which makes a refreshing change from our own politicos predilections.

    • 69
      Maximus says:

      When Gore was running against Bush Jr the contest was dubbed ‘Bore and Gush’. But it looks like he gored the bush in the end – even if he was 10 years too late.

      In this postmodern era, when reality seems real only when it is hyperreal, and when semantics is necessarily the first casualty of war, never underestimate the capacity of a politician to impale him/herself on a metaphor and provide us with a good laugh.

  12. 32
    frigid air says:

    The masseuse was certainly giving him a taste of what a new ice age could be like.

  13. 36
    Gore Vidal says:

    Of course, Mister Gore, should have taken the lead of his older and wiser cousin – a man of greater charm and statesmanship… and instead of following the rather cliched path of heterosexualist sex, he should really have considered sodomy

    • 60
      Lots Wife says:

      I don’t recommend it

      • 70
        Maximus says:

        Fascinating insight in a throwaway remark.

        Could Lot’s ‘wife’ actually have been a ladyboy? It would make the narrative – in particular her/his final demise by [quasi-religious?] “conversion” to a “pillar” of “salt” – finally intelligible.

  14. 39
    Blair's Paid Ego Parrot says:

    Al Gore is a closet homosexual.He tried growing facial hair to hide his makeup-just-removed drag-queen appearance.This has probably been set up to make him appear a suitable ‘masculine figure’ to lead on the AGW agenda.

  15. 42
    Diane Abbott says:

    I have nothing more to say.

  16. 43
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have personally met with the England team to wish them well for tomorrow.

  17. 48
    John Prescott says:

    My prick fits in the gap in Caroline Flint’s teeth.

  18. 50
    global warming nutters says:

    parasites, hypocritical wankers, environmental freaks jetting off to all corners of the earth to attend global warming seminars and having the gall to stand-up infront of all the other environmental freaks and weirdos and sermonize to us mear mortal plebs about the environmental dangers of flying.

  19. 54
    Al says:

    What do you call a frigid jap masseuse?

    A nip in the air.

    • 59
      boing. says:

      thats worse than springs in the air

    • 81
      History Teacher says:

      Repeating age old Private Eye cover lines does you no credit. Any anyway, the original was Nasty Nip in the Air (referring to the visit of some long forgotten Nip).

  20. 57
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    that still looks like she is jacking him off

  21. 58
    Mrs duffy says:

    Silver breaks the 19$ price
    http://www.kitco.com/charts/livesilver.html

  22. 61
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Was her name ANNE JOB ?

  23. 63
  24. 64
    QWERTY says:

    Notice how the BBC are always happy to report any Sarah Palin story (even when not true) but for some reason the drugged up beeboids are not reporting the Al Gore story. Come on BBC tell us why?

  25. 66
    Not The BBC says:

    In case any farmers are talking to Monsanto take a look at this.
    http://notthebbcorp.blogspot.com/2010/06/monsanto-tricks.html

  26. 67

    Why would someone do out a place called Hotel Lucia to look like a Japanese country inn? All very mysterious.

  27. 74
    Down with Brown! says:

    No wonder Tipper has left the Huhne. That and deceiving millions of people with his global warming bullshit.

  28. 77
    Alan Gore says:

    Every time a woman refuses to pull my winkie, 10 polar bears drown.

  29. 79
    al gore says:

    I fart in the mouths of 3rd-world sla-gs to save the world.

    Bring me your children and I plug their methane holes with my golden co-ck.

  30. 83
    Bret says:

    That is Chinese you ignorant Twats.



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