Saturday Seven Up
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You’re either in front of Guido, or you are behind…
What a surprise. Huhne the number 1 story.
Let’s hope you don’t get scooped again Mr Fawkes.
There are still more Liberals in the Coalition who may have been very naughty indeed.
Will the Liberal democrats get that sinking feeling for backing Conservative plans to cut the deficit Labour racked up in their 13 year vote buying binge?
Clearly Ed Balls and the greens seem to think that the private sector has an unlimited amount of money to keep the public sector going.
Simon Hughes has already warned in Parliament that any tinkering with the coalition agreement will result in it’s collapse.
And the planned cuts are just that, “plans”. The tax/cuts ratio will inevitably rise.
It made me, as a pretty straight-forward kind of guy with a whiter-than-white government and an ethical foreign policy, very very very rich. Apologies to the deceased.
Did I mention I’m very very very rich?
It will make me, as a ‘we’re all in it together’ kind of guy with ‘new politics’ and a Blairite foreign policy, very very very unpopular.
Apologies to the deceased for the next 5 years.
Did I mention I’m very very very rich too Tony?
This morning I will answer a question that has been been asked by many but answered by none, not Gordon Brown, not David Cameron and not Barack Obama: why are we occupying Afghanistan?
The answer is this: to enable the CIA to run the global heroin trade.
The American economy is in free fall. Oil, upon which the growth of the American economy depends, is running out. China is taking over.
The Americans needs to generate cash quickly.
The CIA have been tasked with taking control of the global heroin market to provide that cash.
That is the reason we are in Afghanistan, to help drug dealers make money.
Yes, we know you’re rich, Dave. But you were born into it, whilst I had to work for it. Do you have any idea how many men women and children had to die thanks to the policies of Labour? Tens of thousands! That takes effort, Tory boy. Hard work? Try lying to Parliament, the electorate and the UN. Try murdering tens of thousands of civilians. That’s hard work.
I earned my millions, mate.
Cameron backs Blair on Iraq war – 2006
David Cameron said it was important to do what you think is right
Conservative leader David Cameron has said he still believes going to war with Iraq was the right thing to do.
In an interview for BBC’s Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, he said the war had been “very unpopular” and some bad decisions had been made since it began.
But Mr Cameron said “those of us who supported” the military action should “see it through”.
He praised Tony Blair’s reform of the Labour party but said he wanted the Tories to be “the party of the future”.
It’s not getting scooped that worries me, it is his statement…
You’re either in front of Guido, or you are behind…
I would be worried with some of the MPs being behind me!
Ampers
Ouch! What was that?
Dunno. But what about miners and skydivers? They could be below or above Guido, respectively. And people in the room above or below him, too.
And some people could be stood next to him. He didn’t think of that.
And scientists who’ve been shrunk by the Combined Miniature Defense Force in The Fantastic Voyage could be inside him, battling antibodies in his bloodstream, while a little Donald Pleasence is trying to sabotage his kidneys.
Now you’re just being silly.
Fawkes – why have you not replaced the quote of the day for something unforgettable from Dinabbutt’s interview?
So, a hideously white BBC drone got uppity with some elite group Aunt Sally.
Big deal.
You know, it’s strange but I just had to go to Google to find this, since the BBC search itself was curiously unhelpful:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10391126.stm
Closing about a third of our magistrates’ courts and maybe umpteen county courts just ain’t show-biz newsworthy, is it?
“Closing the courts will save the government at least £15m a year in running costs, plus an extra £22m in maintaining the buildings.”
Hmm. £37m saved annually, yet we spend £8m more than that every day on our EU membership. I think I know where I’d swing the axe.
Andrew Neil lets rip on Diane Abbott.
Andrew Neil lets rip on Nick Clegg.
An apology from Andrew Neil……..
He needs to apologise for this first…….
Then Andrew Neil should also apologise for this…….
That’s enough of that shit.
Why indeed?
Milliband 1 = Tosser.
Milliband 2 = Tosser.
Bollockbreath = Tosser.
Abbott = Tosser.
The other one = Tosser.
The future is bright for Labour :)
LABOUR should have got Peter Hain to stand as leader
then the could use
“The future is bright the future is orange” !
Well nicknamed NoRange as this future ex-customer has found out.
There is no such thing as a good communications provider. They are all rent seekers.
It gets even better, because whoever wins will be duty-bound to appoint the others to shadow-cabinet positions. Different leader, same old crappy useless dejected Hoons.
The electorate are really going to go for that. Not.
Snow White thought Seven Up was a drink, till she discovered S’mirnof.
The Saturday Seven Up – all very lightweight (apart from Abbott) especially during budget week. All getting a bit boring now nothing much to really moan about.
It is a gossip blog. Perhaps you would be better off with the Guardian.
Its not that boring
“nothing much to really moan about.”
well played sir! very funny indeed.
Mornin ar moniker just saw your post about nasty labour speed bumps
so heres one about nasty labour speed camera’s
http://www.speedcam.co.uk/gatso2a.htm
Was this ancient monument used as a template for the gatso
http://www.annaraccoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Stone-head1.jpg
Shouldn’t think they have much traffic there (I’m going next summer to see ‘em – will let you know;)
The first five plus 8, 16, 23 and 31 were me – but I have an even better idea!
Why don’t we torch the factory?
(love the wheelie bin iverted over the last one!)
Morning Frankie, sorry forgetting myself there.
I made a number of extremely delicate remarks about the (wonderful, amusing, learned, enriching, apposite, memorable) remarks of a certain TaT on the previous page but, somehow, they must have been cleared away by accident.
Basically don’t want Tat related commentary full stop.
GUIDO :TaT just comes here to wind people up
and stick his beak into other peoples posts
copying other peoples names and posting under them
some times you remove posts that critisise TaT
over time he has managed to get rid of several good contributors his most recent attacks being on Nell
i dont know why you let him continue
Unless TaT is actually you Guido ?
do you lead a double life !
Makes you think, doesn’t it, Frankie? (Returning to my normal moniker that I still can’t remember!)
And, Guido, in relation to your comment, nether do we, we are fed up to the back teeth with it ….. (several full stops!)
but what will the windowlickers do if they can’t accuse everyone and anyone of being TaT ?
it’s the only pleasure they have in their sad pathetic life
Please don’t cry MAD FRANKIE moniker
It’s very very sad watching you demean yourself whining like a little pussy
Ladies, you heard Guido, he doesn’t want constant TaT related commentaries so shut the fuck up you plebs.
You can understand how he feels though, Guido is supposed to be top boy here, after all, it is his blog for Christ’s sake but everyone keeps going on about their hero TaT all the time.
It must be very annoying indeed for Mr Fawkes.
Morning Frankie.
mornin !
In 24 hours or so, the comment below will either disappear or have its auto-applied qualification removed.
The public won’t wait on five more years of pointles slaughter in Afghanistan.
If Cameron doesn’t tell Obama to fuck off today and get the troops home long
before then he’ll split the coalition and end up as popular as Blair.
We have troops in Afghanistan who are too young to remember the start of the war, and they have to stay there until 2015 whilst the Afghans build an army. WTF have the Afghans been doing for the last 9 years? Does it really take 14 years to train an Afghan soldier?
Alot of them did a runner to the taliban after getting trained, using the modern explosives and sniper knowledge against the very people who taught them.
Six months training 13.5 years to ween off herion
He wants to pull it forward faster than the pension retirement age, ffs!
Chris Huhne heard on the news that a hose pipe ban was expected in the next few days
So he rushed down to B n Q and bought a dozen
What a profiteering hoon Chris Huhne is
He only bought them to tuck them into his pants.
It has to be hard to believe but I’ve got the biggest penis in the world.
And his name is Huhne?
I was driving home in torrential rain the other day and spotted a woman in a burka.
So of course I did the decent thing; I slowed down, pulled in and waited for her.
And when she was right next to that big fucking puddle I floored it.
Samantha was trying on some new jeans , she turned to me and asked those dreaded words “does my arse look fat in this?”
Darling, your arse would look fat in a sumo tournament” was probably not the best response.
Listen, mon. Dat Andrew Neil was well unfair, ya knaaa. What me said bout us West Indian mums wasn’t racialist. We love our bwoys more dan you whiteys. I aint got nothing more to say about this. Me was so unhappy bout da racialist way me was intraviewed, me went home and had a whole pot of rice an’ pea.
Tomorrow, I is mostly supporting England.
Ahh hahahaha…hahahah..that’s you fucked..
Mwahhh haa hhaa..
Hope you supporting murraymint too
Not a lot going on, is there?
Paul McCartney facing hard times – what?
Yes the bloke with 900 million pounds in the bank is struggling to sell tickets for Hard Rock Calling
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2010/jun/25/ticket-prices-live-performances-mccartney
Couldn’t he afford to buy everybody’s ticket??? What a shit he is
stingy socialist bastard
Where the fuck is David Laws ???
There is a place where all sorts of things go missing.
Yes the fucking Treasury
not a very entertaining week blog wise…how about another election to enliven our debates ?
My comment is still awaiting moderation
Armed forces day and just managed to offload italian and french vuvuzelas to the band of the coldstream guards.
250 million used vuvuzelas bearing BP logos on their way to the G8 summit as an early thanksgiving present to Obama with instructions “not to be blown, place carefully on ground with BP logo facing upwards and then free fall from 30,000 feet without parachute smashing the vuvuzela into pieces.”
that’s not funny
Vuvuzelas=TaTs Comments
A constant fucking drone !
All things in moderation, except moderation itself. (I think I may be the first person ever to have said said this.)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1289692/Dr-David-Kelly-The-damning-new-evidence-points-cover-Tony-Blairs-government.html
Good to see that kenclarke and dominicgrieve the attorney general are both apparently in favour of releasing the records relating to Dr Kelly’s death and for there to be a Coroner’s Inquest.
bliar, campbell and lords falconer and hutton need to be looking for a bolt hole in a country that does not have an extradition treaty with us, fairly soon, it would seem.
I wouldn’t what the penalty is for subverting the course of justice and covering up a m++urder?!
Nell there is no point inserting asterisks and what not into your posts to subvert the moderation system. Because you do that you have been auto-modded. The more you try to subvert the algorithm, the less it likes you.
Apologies. Trouble is I tend to treat it as a puzzle – y’know if that won’t work what about this? And so on.
I just get a bit intrigued with it. Which word is it that’s modded and why? What if I change a word or insert something else for a vowel.
Sorry I’ll try to desist!!
Here they are talking about bringing back competitive sports in schools, bit of a liberty all the chav’s will be taking up the places reserved for public school kids.
They will be bringing back grammar schools next.
As I was going to St Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
I asked what creed could permit this,
He said “We’re Liberals, d’you want a kiss?”
As i was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
The muslims said in an asian accent
Your the mug who pays our rent
Good one. This could catch on. One I heard years ago was
A remarkable race are the Persians
They have some strange diversions
They make love all day, in the regular way
And save the night for perversions
As I was going to St Ives
I met a cat with seven lives
I asked what of the other two
Hissed he, “I blame their loss on Sue”
There was a young nun from Siberia
Endowed with a virgin interior
Until a young monk
Jumped into her bunk
And made her the Mother Superior.