June 25th, 2010

Diane to Brillo “I Have Nothing More To Say”

Guido was out on the terrace of the Commons last night quaffing the last of the subsidised wine so missed This Week.  Diane Abbott may well come to regret the reputational damage resulting from her running for leader. It was as some have commented a humdinger, by popular request here is the five minute battering that Brillo gave to her. Something tells Guido her contract won’t be renewed…


487 Comments

  1. 1
    Piss Pot says:

    Just about sums Diane Abbot up – two faced, hypocritical, money grabbing bitch – apart from that, I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY!

    • 35
      UK Debt Slave says:

      What?

    • 39
      AbleThe SpaceMonkey says:

      Not true, she could not be racist towards white people, as fellow socialist Jo Brand attests:

      • 42

        I’d like to shove a pillow jack up her arse, attach it to an air compressor and start pumping – until she exploded, like that voodoo dude in ‘Live and Let Die’.

        After, i could feed her remaining ‘bits’ to my fish.

        • 172
          Engineer says:

          Judging from the size of her, someone beat you to it.

          Let’s hope the bag doesn’t rip. Could be carnage.

        • 205
          stilyagi_air_corps says:

          Hmmm, I might have some Tope sized laser beam attachments I could lend you…

        • 236
          Tesco Is Shite says:

          Your poor fish would turn up their little noses. The TV exec who famously called the fragrant Jo “a hideous old boiler” said it all. She’s so ugly you have to admit she’s brave being seen in public without a paper bag over her head.

        • 252
          Unsworth says:

          Is the fish some sort of whale then?

      • 47

        She almost said you can’t be racist to superior white people, just goes to show the PC brigade protect coloured people because they see them as inferior whereas normal people who poke fun at everyone including black people see them as just like anybody else.

        Caught ya Brand and your lefty looney pals didn’t we

        • 80
          Cassandra King says:

          Good spot there Sir Trev!

          She nearly oh so nearly let the cat out the bag, her view seems to be that as white people are in fact superior to black people then the inferior cannot be be racist towards the supior race.
          Also the victim status that has served the victim class so well is jealously guarded, not just anyone can be a victim you know, it has to be certain people who the left can use for its own ends.

          Slowly but surely the real racists are being outed.

        • 131
          ST says:

          The left is riddled with prejudice, the right is to but we don’t pontificate, the entire notion of identity politics is about setting one group of people against another.

      • 65
        The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

        You can’t be racist toward white people, unless of course you are a white farmer in Zimbabwe when you can be “prejudiced” to death by a gang of murderers because of your colour. What? Bob Mugabe a racist? No, surely not he’s only prejudiced.

        If, as has happened in the inner cities, a white man gets beaten up by a gang of black or asian thugs whilst they shout abuse about his ethnicity at him. Is that a hate crime, racism or prejudice?

        I am afraid that dear Jo has been convinced of her own rightness for so long that she is beginning to believe herself.

        Jo Brand on race relations. Tommy Cooper on the need for a nuclear deterrent. Ernie Wise on the future of renewable energy. Ken Dodd on the provision of tertiary education in Europe. Arthur Askey on the problems in Gaza and the role of Hamas in the middle east.

      • 78
        Black and white Jo Diane Brand Abbot says:

        I hadn’t realised how utterly loathsome she is, physically and mentally

      • 135
        Diane Abbott says:

        Jo Brand you are a talentless white waste of space. Thats not racist in any form as black people do not have political power.

      • 146
        Sir Patrick Stewart says:

        F*** it! Cannot find the quote from the idiot who said the term Luvvie was racist against actors!

      • 275
        Anonymous says:

        Fuck, she’s dim

      • 292
        SICK BASTARD says:

        I fancy a tug tonight
        i’m torn between the clips of Diane Abbott or Joe Brand
        it’s a hard-on decison Mmmmmmm!

        • 304
          mongwatch says:

          You’ll be jerking your chipolata furiously off to all of them concrete pump

      • 302
        Bloated marxists make me gag says:

        The very worst excesses of leftie, right on, PC nastiness..this is what 13 years of Nu Labour has spawned. Quick, call in the pest controllers….the infestation has not yet been fully dealt with…

      • 396
        Fat Cake muncher says:

        Tell that to the 3000 dead white farmers in South Africa, you fat tripehag.

      • 455
        Archie says:

        Is that John Sergeant in drag?

      • 459
        Size of an Elephant! says:

        Count the Labour supporters on QI, Brand, Fry, Davies…pretty much all of them.

        The BBC funds these anti-British, Labour, anti-english racists. We fund the BBC. Take control.

        Consider Stephen Fry’s ex-colleague Emma Thompson. When her adopted immigrant african son went to university, she described it as “Horribly White” and she visited Gordon Brown asking for Exeter university to be “busted open”.

        This is racism. It is ethnic cleansing. It is Socialism.

        • 463
          Jan says:

          Who is the Chancellor of waaaaacccccist Exeter University? One Floella Benjamin who just happens to be errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr BLACK. I believe it was the howwidly white waccist stoooooodents who voted for her

          • Jan says:

            Oiiiihh was goin on wiv this site? This was a response to 460….Why are the comments out of sequence?????

    • 230
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      • 292
        The Court of Public Opinion says:

        Now that’s one time you wish she had nothing else to say, but seeing Dinin Abouts spin doctor in action dreaming up campaign speeches is a real insight.

        • 303
          MPs' expenses: Nadine Dorries pays £50,000 of allowances to close friend says:

          Nadine Dorries, who compared the MPs’ expenses scandal to a “McCarthyite witch-hunt”, claimed the funds from her allowances to pay for marketing and research work she said was done by Lynn Elson.

          New figures released by the Parliamentary authorities yesterday showed Mrs Dorries claimed £17,825 to pay Mrs Elson’s marketing company between July and December last year.

          The MP for Mid-Bedfordshire also paid £34,000 to her friend between September 2008 and June last year – making a total of more than £51,000 in 15 months.

          Before being amended in March 2009, the Commons “Green Book” of expenses rules said MPs could not use their allowances to pay for “self promotion or PR for individuals or political parties”.

          Mrs Dorries also claimed almost £20,000 in expenses for “research” from Media Intelligence Partners, a PR company run by a former Tory chief spin doctor, between November 2006 and May 2008.

          A photograph featuring a group of Mrs Dorries’s friends, including Mrs Elson, wearing eveningwear and drinking wine was posted on the MP’s official website until earlier this year.

          Following an earlier Daily Telegraph report on the MP’s payments of parliamentary expenses to Mrs Elson’s company, the picture was removed.

          http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7853181/MPs-expenses-Nadine-Dorries-pays-50000-of-allowances-to-close-friend.html

        • 323
          Zed says:

          Yes, didn’t david Millipede back her candidacy ?
          If so, after watching this, he must realise that he isn’t leadership material as his judgement in choosing apt candidates is woefully inadequate, yes ?
          How much a mess of a shaddow cabinet would he make.
          Oh well, your choice Lefties.
          “five more years”

      • 400
        NLP Student says:

        NLP 101

        Eye cues. How to tell if somebody is a fucking liar…..

        Up and to the Left
        Indicates: Visually Constructed Images (Vc)
        If you asked someone to “Imagine a purple buffalo”, this would be the direction their eyes moved in while thinking about the question as they “Visually Constructed” a purple buffalo in their mind.

        Fatso Abbot here – up and to the left. Almost every time.

    • 248
      Crapski says:

      this was not number 1 before,what the fuck is up with this site.using cheap free blogger is a bit mingy

    • 364
      The Court of Public Opinion says:

      She’s so thinck if she did become the losers leader she’d try this “I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY!” line at PMQ’s.

    • 468
      Snotsicle says:

      It is patently obvious to anyone with more intelligence than a bog brush that she has absolutely no competence or aptitude for high political office, so how the hell did she manage to pick up the 33 votes needed to run for party leader?

      Ahh, yes – I’ve just worked it out.

  2. 2
    Bluehorseshoe says:

    Abbott is a disgusting hypocrite, typical of the political class who would send their kids to a private school, while forcing the rest of thier electorate to learn shanking and drug dealing skills at the local State school. Pure Scum.

    • 69
      eyes no ray cyst says:

      wtf is all that eye rolling meant to be about?
      Is she related to blinking Eddy B?

      • 107
        John Ward says:

        Commenting on this via Biased-BBC’s weekly LiveChat of Question Time and This Week, some of us have concluded that Diane’s reward for designing to appear with Neil and Portillo is a huge pie, dangled tantalisingly out of reach. We call it the “pie in the sky” (well, I did and others now do as well).

        Ms Abbot simply looks up longingly at it from time to time…

    • 70
      The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

      Hi Diane, my parents sent me to a public school, every bleeder went there.

      • 269
        Dave gets to suck Obama's cock tomorrow says:

        shouldn’t you be preparing to kiss Obama’s arse Dave ?

    • 249
      Not Shouting At The TV quite so much says:

      @Bluehorseshoe
      That’s the inherent, insidious, dishonest, duplicitous nature of Leftists…

      Always boils down to: “Oh well, when I said that the State should pay for this service for everybody, free at the point of delivery, I actually just meant that everybody should pay for me to indulge myself..”

      But I have to say that I agree with her higher taxation idea – I’m all for Labour Politicians being taxed at 100+%.. Tony Blair takes home £20m a year, buys Euwan a £1.5m house from loose change, and then has the temerity to bill the Taxpayer £4m a year for Tony’s own personal 24-hour Police Security.

    • 264
      Tony Bliar says:

      I always hated her. She had the cheek to call my war illegal while she was claiming for taxis. Disgusting hypocrite

      • 487
        Gordon Brown (Sulking in Scotland) says:

        Fcuk off Tony!
        Go pick up your medal and $100,000 bucks from Obama and piss off back to the Middle East, lets see if you can’t fcuk that up and start world war three eh!

        Fcuking Cheshire cat grining cnut!

    • 345
      Anonymous says:

      This is exactly the rank fucking hypocrisy that makes my blood boil.Socialism is for everyone except the fucking socialist politicians and their shills it exists to stifle the talented,able or the hardworking POISION PURE POISION.If any of these bastards really cared for the poor why the fuck did they give money in tax credits to the middle classes whilst we still have children living in poverty in this county ! I’ll tell you why because buying votes matters more than solving poverty.PURE EVIL BASTARDS THE LOT OF THEM.If I were Dave or Nick anytime these hypocritical,cynical,downright evil bastards dare mention child poverty in my presence I would beat their fucking heads in with the Mace in a nanosecond.

      L

      • 394
        AC1 says:

        > we still have children living in poverty in this county

        No we don’t. Only the mental poverty of being brought up by the feckless.

        • 407
          Anonymous says:

          By the official definition we do have children living in poverty and your quite right about mental poverty but thats a problem NO government has ever tackled successfully.

        • 409
          Fred Goodwin says:

          There’s no such thing as poor people. I’ve certainly never seen any.

    • 471
      Blue Lady says:

      Typical socialists. They’re the ones who want to deny everyone else a choice but it’s okay for them to send their kids to fee-paying schools. Remember Ruth Kelly, she was actually Education Secretary when whe sent her son to a private school. What’s good enough for our kids isn’t good enough for theirs. Wouldn’t be surprised if Leo Blair doesn’t attend some exclusive public school somewhere – all for security reasons of course. Hypocrites!

  3. 3
    Baboon's arse says:

    That’s the first time I have ever heard her speak.

    She seems like a complete fucking clown to me.

    I do hope she gets elected as Labour leader.

    • 24
      Grammar School Boy says:

      …with the ready wit and repartee that this candidate demonstrates, I think she should make the Labour intelligensia (oxymoron alert) extremely proud.

      Portaloo’s face was magnificent throughout. Such restraint.

      I saw this as it happened last night and spent the next half hour laughing. I’ll bet she wasn’t too pleased with Brillo at all. I’ll bet the Marx Brothers were.

      You simply can’t buy class…

    • 75
      Anna Tolia says:

      Is your shift key on the blink?

    • 111
      John Ward says:

      Yes, but that was as leader of the country. Diane Abbot would obviously be the leader of the (permanent) opposition.

  4. 4
    angelnstar says:

    Andrew Neil was totally right to pursue the matter of Diane Abbott’s huge claims for taxis. She is quick enough to criticise other people. As he pointed out, she IS well paid.

    Her remark about West Indian mums going to the wall for their kids was disgusting, it was a racist remark. As Andrew pointed out, if Michael Portillo had said “White mums will go to the wall…..” she would have screamed blue murder.

    • 71
      The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

      Go to the wall? What does that mean? I thought that to “go to the wall” mean you were by passed or left to fail.

      • 133
        Thatcherite says:

        I thought it meant “go bankrupt” which might make sense in this case as it’s a financial sacrifice sending children to private school. Also, given her politics, she is politically bankrupt as well, having suffered a blow to her credibility in educating her son as she does.

        • 209
          Confused.com says:

          ‘Go to the wall’ I thought it was a term used by ladies of the night, for a quick one!

      • 213
        stilyagi_air_corps says:

        Maybe she used the phrase in its Chekist sense.

      • 417
        Peewee says:

        I go to the wall to have a peewee. It’s disgusting to do it in the road innit?

      • 434
        Nick2 says:

        I thought ‘go to the wall’ referred to medieval churches. There weren’t any pews in the centre of the floor then, and everyone (of the little people) was expected to stand throughout the service. The only exceptions were the old/infirm/heavily pregnant, who would gravitate to the stone bench running around the walls.

    • 113
      John Ward says:

      Actually black murder, but I get the point(!)

    • 467
      fonyblair says:

      She also in the same programme in reference to the Lib Dems, “look at their little white faces” when talking about the budget.

      She was basically saying white people can’t represent black people in the inner cities.

      Imagine that in reverse asking how a black person could possibly represent white people.

      She is just complete scum.

      Maybe if she spent less on taxis and walked she might lose some of that weight too!

  5. 5
    Selohesra says:

    Big baps though

  6. 6
    GrimeLord says:

    Portillo’s face is a picture as Abbott squirms.

    When I see Abbott she reminds me of David Walliams in the black woman fat suit!

    Despite her performance she should be the leader of the Labour party.

  7. 7
    Number 10's cat says:

    The shining wit of the labour party

    • 82
      No more sofa chats for me says:

      Spooner might say the whining shit of the labour party.

      • 101
        Number 10's cat says:

        He might also describe the labour party as a cunning array of stunts

    • 136
      ST says:

      All the other candidates have made partronising noises about how they’ve had a chat with her and how wonderful she is. Well done Diane you’ve allowed yourself to become a token gesture to salve those oh so guilty consciences in the Labour party who are going to scream equality then quietly elect a nice middle class man in a suit.

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    What’s the missing letter?

  9. 9
    Nick Clegg says:

    When I was about 13, I accidently jizzed all over the ladies underwear section of my Mother’s Littlewoods catalogue while having a wank. She went berserk and told my Dad to deal with me. He taught me a lesson that I have never forgotten to this day.

    Put Clingfilm over the pages first

    • 33
      Richard Timney says:

      Excellent advice

    • 121
      herewegoagain says:

      Thanks for the joke…must learn not to drink and read the blog at the same time, managed to snort tea all over the keyboard…

  10. 10
    Elvis says:

    The Socialist Intelligensia (I use that last in its widest sense) are a bunch of lying hypocritical, twofaced, patronising Huhnes. A La Guillotine!

  11. 11
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Isn’t duplicity wonderful?
    Take this fine example – Afghans want more money for schools, hospitals and employment? No problem says Cast Iron, heres £200m: http://tinyurl.com/387ngrg and theres no need to pay it back.

    Sheffield needs an £80m loan? No problem says Cast Iron – heres my mouthpiece Clegg, who I believe he speaks your strange northern language, to tell you to fuck off: http://tinyurl.com/36kyhys

    • 59
      Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

      Fab, isn’t it? Plus the quarter of a billion he gives India every year (for their space programme, I suppose), plus the aid to China (!) not sure how much but I bet it’s quite a bit, and the £45,000,000 every day to the EU.

      But you – YOU! – have to work till you’re 70 because “there’s no money”.

      • 89
        The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

        I think you will find that the figure is £830 million which is over three quarters of a billion (American billions, that is). All this to a country that has nuclear weapons, a space programme and a navy four times as big as ours.

        Still it gets the voters out in Leicester, Southall, Brick Lane, Birmingham etc. etc

      • 228
        THE MOON OF BENGAL says:

        All so the fuckers can build a curry house on the moon !

    • 88
      Cassandra King says:

      The new coalition are planning to BORROW over FIFTY BILLION POUNDS over the next parliment which the taxpayer will have to pay back by reduced services at home and GIVE IT AWAY TO FOREIGNERS many of whom hate our guts.

      What kind of government slashes public services at home while borrowing crippling amounts of money to f*cking give away to foreigners?
      That 50 billion could give us a brand new navy complete with destroyers that work and aircraft to fly off two carriers, so the UK will have to without the luxury of a valid defence to hand over money to Johnny Foreigner.

      • 231
        THE MOON OF BENGAL says:

        Why out of all the departments that needed to be cut did overseas aid get “ring fenced”?
        you dont give away money you have not got
        Dave you are a fucking clown
        suspend aid untill such a time as we can afford to give it away again
        we would sort out our own debts much quicker that way !

      • 298
        john in cheshire says:

        In most cases it is giving money, which we can’t afford, to inferiors who hate our guts. Let them look after themselves; they all have their own governments, if they’re too stupid to provide the basics for their own citizens, then why should we care. One thing’s for sure, none of them would give a damn about us if we were in need.

        • 375
          Anonymous says:

          If you had no food ,water or medical supplies I suspect you’d feel a little different about foreign aid.Count your blessings you were born here.

          • AC1 says:

            Dig into your own wallet and send it then.

            Not a British Citizen, No taxpayers money extorted for thou.

          • Anonymous says:

            AC1 Says ” I’m alright Jack ” innit !

          • giant bee says:

            They’ve got money to spend on a space programme and a huge military, but we have to pay for their poor’s basic needs like food and water, is it ?

            Yeah, makes perfect sense to me. Mind you a curry house on the moon would be fun.

          • The Court of Public Opinion says:

            You mean like if liebour hadn’t lost?

      • 422
        Hypocrisy going cheap says:

        They do it to prove they are caring and not nasty. Not because they care or are not nasty. Its not their money you see.

        • 433
          I Remember You Hoo says:

          Altruism, funded by extortion and threats of imprisonment, is NOT altruism at all. It is bullying and theft.

      • 430
        Archie says:

        About fucking time we all started screaming about fucking so-called “foreign aid”! Next news they’ll be asking us to bail out Greece!

  12. 12
    Libertarian in slave sandals says:

    It was a cringer. Neal challenged her on her hypocrisy about education, her outdated politics, her remarks that could be considered racist and Neal kept on at her. Abbot was trying desperately to spin her way out of it and failed. I hope Neal gives Burnham and others the same treatment otherwise it will look like he is just picking on Abbot.
    Sally Bercow was on and was truly awful.

    • 91
      Anonymous says:

      Sally Bercow… Yup, truly dreadful. She has that look of swiveled eyed madness redolent of Cherie Blair that makes you fear for your genitals if ever she was placed in a position of power. After spit roasting Abbot on This Week, I’m afraid Brillo gave Back Alley Sal an easy ride and blotted his copy book by inviting her back.

      • 106

        Brillo’s lining her up for an almighty cock-slapping, i guarantee it.

        • 129
          Anonymous says:

          Brillo has just guaranteed massive viewing figures when the stupid cow comes back for a second time.

      • 139
        Fight Fixer says:

        Brillo plays a long game. He is merely lulling Sally Bercow before delivering the coup de grace.

      • 202
        HenryV says:

        I want to say something cutting and witty about Mrs Speaker but she just left me speechless. Sorry.

        (Not that I ever post anything witty here. All the good lines are gone by the time I post.)

      • 315
        Sally Down The Alley says:

        Arf arf, I’ve always been an easy ride!

    • 114
      ST says:

      I guarantee you Ed will be smacked around, you can tell he hates him.

    • 127
      herewegoagain says:

      Well I don’t think she did that badly (I’m not pro-labour)
      and I think Brillo’s closing remarks were an acknowledgement of that.
      I suspect the others will not fare so well.

      He did hit all the right targets though.

      Disagree with the comments elsewhere on the blog about the West Indian Mums comment, anyone from an immigrant background would say the same, and Lancashire Mums are just as pushy.

    • 227
      Jan says:

      Has anybody got the Sally Bercow clip?I would love to see it.Can’t use BBC i-player as it is out of reach in southern Hibernia.

      • 388
        John Bercow says:

        (a) Brillo is lining her up to take Diannnne’s place because she is a Labour supporter and (b)Sally is supporting Ed Balls for Labour Leader.

        Yippeeee!

  13. 14
    Lord Grytpype-thynne says:

    Seeing that wonderful clip is almost enough to wish she beats Balls for the Labour Party leadership and so buries them forever!Smug, complacent, hypocritical and frit of defending her policies and utterances.I am no fan of Brillo but the man eviscerates politicians like her and Mandy.Well done, Sir

  14. 15
    Groucho says:

    ‘I have nothing more to say’ = ‘I am too thick to respond’

    • 64
      Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

      If she had half a brain she could have brushed Brillo’s questions aside with ease. “I got the taxis because we get a few oddballs stalking us.” “I said that about black mothers and admit it came out wrong.” Sorted.

      But no, she could think of nothing as she’s as thick as two short planks – a basic requirement for membership of the Labour Party.

      • 96
        Anonymous says:

        She could think of nothing becasue she actually thinks that what she said was true but has enough self awareness to know that repeating it will put her further in the shit.

        Truly an ugly,corpulent, crapulent, pustular, loathsome black toad.

      • 123
        Hugh Janus says:

        Can you imagine the furore if a white candidate had said “White mums will go to the wall for their kids”? No, neither can I, but the result would have been the equivalent of a direct nuclear strike on Broadcasting House.

        We are all “hidiously white” of course…..

        • 244
          Jan says:

          One white woman did go to wall for her child (and so did HER mother too).Who are these women,I mean they cannot possibly be real can they?Yup they are, they did go to the wall for their boy.They are the mother and grandmother of one BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA. Who fed and clothed him and put him through school,whitey did that’s who. Didn’t notice ANY of his black family going to the wall for him did you?What did his father do? He abandoned his family.So he didn’t go to the wall for his son did he??????? Yet according to Miss Diane only black people go to the wall for their children.
          Miss Diane ignores his caucasian ancestry and his upbringing because like many black people it’s only his black ancestry that counts.

          • Tattooed_Arry says:

            I’m only interested in one thing about Obama: can he prove that he was born in Hawaii?
            Show me the record of birth.

          • Teabagging_Septic_Retards says:

            He’s a commie-nazi-kenyan!!!

      • 431
        Archie says:

        Surely what Brill O’Pad was getting at was not the fact that she took taxis (who doesn’t now and then), but that we were paying for them?

  15. 17
    Unsworth says:

    Portillo loved every second of that. Stupid bint. Does she honestly think that ‘nothing more to say’ is anything like a sensible riposte? Yet she’s had years to sort out a solid position on this. Still at least she wasn’t doing her usual casting her eyes to heaven face. At one stage I thought she was going white. Then again…

  16. 18

    Did you see the way she looked at the ceiling when she spoke, SHE’S A FUCKING LIAR.

    Did you notice the way she kept saying, “Andrew, Andrew”. SHE’S FUCKING PATRONISING.

    I love you Brillo, you abrasive bastard.

    • 23
      John Bull says:

      yea, she’s a fat patronising ugly Hunt – get it rammed right up her Brillo old lad

    • 74
      ST says:

      “I love you Brillo, you abrasive bastard”

      Brilliant! I just sprayed tea onto my computer I laughed so hard.

  17. 19
    PM says:

    Saw this last night. Absolutely wonderful stuff from Brillo. And Portillo’s squirming is a sight to behold.

  18. 20
    John Bull says:

    I have nothing more to say = Be careful Brillo or I’ll play my strongest suit – the race card!

    • 173
      Anonymous says:

      He beat her to it though, he completely neutralised that argument. He’s an amazing interviewer.

      Apparently David Cameron’s first interview with him Dave’s people insisted it be done standing up as there man is taller. So as the interview started Neil jumped up onto the curb of the road so they were at the same level.

  19. 21
    Who ate all the pies says:

    Well done Brillo, but its only what most of us could have said for years given the chance to grill these loathsome ‘leaders’.

  20. 22
    Call me infidel says:

    Is her script on the ceiling? I rather doubt Brillo will be getting a Christmas card from Abbot this year. That was a classic skewering.

  21. 25
    John Bull says:

    Mome on GOT get that campaign phot uploaded – ‘just for the craic’.

  22. 26
    Dianne Abutt says:

    Being a smug, hypocritical, champagne socialist who champions effnic minorities in a rock solid Labour seat makes me ‘best placed’ to be Liebour leader.

  23. 27
    John Bull says:

    She’s so fucking ugly she could be sat fairly astride a tuberous cock and balls

  24. 28
    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    Brilliant, Brillo. We can see what she is like under fire rather than being given an easy ride while being joined at the hip to Michael Portillo. Awful.

  25. 29
    Groucho says:

    She’s a fat, hypocritical, slow witted, greedy, swivel eyed lunatic

    Perfect Labour leadership material

  26. 30
    Ed Balls says:

    Dream ticket for Labour leadership – Me and Diane

  27. 32
    Jan says:

    As I posted earlier today,Abbott is a parasite who lives off the underclass who inhabit her constituency.She is an apologist for increased immigration and career single motherhood and she is one mutha…f…..ka hyprocrite.I despise her with a passion. She and da sistahood are keeping women down.As the underclass grows ,da sisterhood are getting more powerful (and rich).
    As for her f…….g taxi receipts,I used to work late EVERY night. I had to pay for my own taxis.Why did I need a taxi?Because I had to travel through Brixton to get to Dulwich.You know where all the friendly ‘bruvvas’ are plying their drug trade.
    Her total silence on single motherhood in her community is deafening. She is the worst role-model out as she couldn’t keep her man for more than five minutes. Her total disdain for anybody like Constance Briscoe who has had an incredibly difficult life, who is a bright shining star, and a wonderful role model for black girls, says it all.

    • 45
      Anonymous says:

      She couldn’t keep the contempt from her face while addressing the black female barrister , who had overcome both dreadful personal and social circumstances to suceed. Afraid she would provide an alternative role model to the “poor me” generation of any colour.

  28. 34
    RT says:

    To be fair (why do I say that? I have no intention of being fair), she’s an example of Bertrand Russell’s quip: “the trouble with the world is that the stupid are cock-sure and the intelligent are full of doubt”.

  29. 36
    Nick Clegg says:

    Don’t you just hate people who knock on your door, collecting for Charity. I had one collecting for the local Sperm Bank……..,

    so I gave her a right mouthful.

  30. 37
    Penfold says:

    She’s so useless, its so sad.
    Hattie must be so pissed.

  31. 38
    UK Debt Slave says:

    Fat, ugly, gruggy little socialist parasite

    Nuff said really

  32. 40
    13eastie says:

    She is a useless, fat, self-righteous, racist streak of piss.

    Is she that dumb that she did see it coming? That she hasn’t learned the suicidality of a ‘no comment’ response to an accusation of racism?

    What does this tell us about the calibre of ZaNuLab’s leadership contenders? Let’s not forget, Milibad nominated Abbott publicly.

    And what should we think when we reflect that none of these people who now feel they should run the country thought they could do it as well as Gordon three years ago?

    What a shower of shit.

  33. 41
    Rt. Hon. I M A Dissembler MP says:

    Ha ha ha, she fell flat on her face there. Best laugh I’ve had since Stephen Millligan and the initial rumours of foul play to try a.d hide his squalid little proclivities.

    • 112
      MI5 says:

      A fantastic example of XPD, and what a way to rubbish someone so completely that serious investigative Journos avoid the scandal. Dr Kelly was a bit amateur by comparison, standards are droppring

  34. 43
    Wi do da mafs says:

    She has an attendance rate of 56% (based on her voting record).

    Parliament olny sat for 60 days during 2009-2010 session: So it is reasonable to say she attended on 34 days.

    £1100/34 = £32.35 claimed per day (one way that is: She said she uses public transport to travel from home to parliament).

    The cost of a taxi from parliament to her home is about £10 (before midnight).

    So it looks like she\’s thieved (£1,100 – £340) = £760.

    What a fu-cking c-unt!
    What a greasy pig!
    What a filthy sack of sh-te!
    What a racist bitch!
    What a lazy scum-sucking shiny-headed ******.

    She has been a disgusting parasite since she was born. West Indians have been a complete and utter disaster for the entire world.

    • 55
      Anonymous says:

      What dodgy minicabs are you taking that can get you anywhere in london for a tenner?!

    • 102
      The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

      Brillo made the point that she should have paid out of her own money for the cab fare. To which she made no response. All of her MP’s income comes from the taxpayers of this country so she will always have her cab fares paid for by someone else!

      • 126
        No experience necessary says:

        She said something like most companies pay the staff’s taxi fares !!!!!! Do they ??? Thats news to me, just how out of touch is this woman !!!!

        • 130
          herewegoagain says:

          Some do, management consultancies, software houses etc..

          • Anonymous says:

            They only pay when you’re travelling on behalf of a job/contract, and the fees have already been factored into the contract with their client – they don’t pay your transport costs if you’re just trying to get into the office.

          • I got worms. says:

            Software houses….really?

            That’s funny, because for the past 20 years, I have worked for several software houses, and have always had to work late, and the sum of my taxi fares home amounts to?

            £0

        • 142
          Diane Abbott says:

          just how out of touch is this woman !!!!

          Perfect to lead the Labour party

        • 208
          Unsworth says:

          So the House of Commons is a plc, now. Fine, when’s the next shareholders’ meeting – at which we can vote the whole board to be sacked? She really hasn’t got it, has she? Does she actually believe all this bollocks?

          And I want to see detailed and audited annual accounts. Any chance of that?

      • 306
        Jan says:

        But she did point out that due to St Ken of Livingstone personally financing a new,fabulously brilliant and amazingly wonderful train service through her borough she does not need to use cabs now.She also used that excuse about her son’s education.Now that there are so many brilliant new secondary schools in her constituency,all made possible by the great generosity of Nu-Liebor she wouldn’t need to send her son to a vile, wicked and evil private school if he was still at secondary school now.So,why didn’t she transfer him from said awful private school to one of the new shiny fabulous schools in her constitiuency? Or have they all mysteriously come on-stream only in the last few months,ie since her son left his private school?

  35. 44
    Reallyreally pissed off voter says:

    John Bull Brillo beat her to it Brillo got the racist argument in 1st

    I wasn’t in front of the telly when it started so thought it was some sort of gag by Brillo but then I watched him repeat time after time the same query “are you going to apologize for your racist remark” he even brought her mate into it asking him if he thought her remarks had been racist

  36. 48
    Danny Alexander says:

    I have a problem with prostitution.

    Financially.

  37. 49
    Reallyreally pissed off voter says:

    Oh & I forgot about the taxis ………….. so funny if wasn’t our money

  38. 50
    Dig for Victory says:

    People disregard so much of what might be going on as conspiracy theories, and then more and more frequently reality creeps into the fringes of the available news media

    • 460
      Size of an Elephant! says:

      when looking at conspiracy theories, consider the questions, Motivation? Ability? Opportunity?

      If a cat is left alone with a canary and the canary disappears, consider those questions.

  39. 51
    Sir William Waad says:

    From the size of her it looks like Brillo, Portillo and pillow.

  40. 52
    Centre Parting says:

    GRILLO BRILLO!

  41. 56
    Tory Twat says:

    Yawn Yawn Yawn. Guido the Tory apologist. has someone forgotten to tell him the tories won

    PS … stock exchange down AGAIN. 4 days in a row

  42. 60
    Hang The Bastards says:

    RACIST Labour COW !

  43. 62
    Blue-Nun-iteus says:

    Interesting line of questioning by Brillo. Abbott’s stone-walling certainly deflated her chances. I bet she said a few things to Brillo after the programme.

    Or did the final love parting clip imply that she has been given the push irrespective of the leadership outcome?

  44. 63
    Diane Abbott says:

    Noo, maan. Me not bein racist an’ ting. Me jus’ sayin dat white woman don’t care nuttin bout her kids. Dat aint racialist ya knaaa. Me tink dat Andrew was bein well unfair to me on da show. Me was so upset, I went home and had a whole pot of rice an’ pea.

  45. 67
    pp says:

    WOW… When I saw she and Ms Berkow were on I boycotted it…

    Is Brillo the new Paxo ?

    • 95
      ST says:

      Oh God Berkow was terrible. She was saying she didn’t have to restrain what she says just because she’s the speake’s wife. Then Portillo asked her how she felt about the fact the only reason she was on the programme was because she was the speakers wife.

      The silly cow didnt even realise Portillo has bitch slapped her down. Her response was essentially yes my husband got me through the door but after that I can do what I want and it doesn’t matter I’m the wife of the speaker.

      I mean..what…the……fuck.

      Another brianless moron destined for the backbenchers.

  46. 72
    grilled balls says:

    When is he grilling Balls? I must put it in my diary to watch.

  47. 79
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Having seen that I’m thinking twice about balls being the best leader to totally obliterate the losers.

  48. 81
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Car crash TV at its best – Brillo tells Dinin About what he really thinks of her on her last day.

  49. 83
    Gildas the Monk says:

    Intellectually dishonest, dumb, hard faced, and unfit to sit on a loo seat, never mind as a member of parliament. To be fair, only the dumb bit prevents her being the new “New Labour” leader. Pity.

  50. 84
    Do as I say not as I do says:

    Absolutely Mint , look at the way sshe continually rolls her eyes to the ceiling, this is a classic condesending defensive measure used by Females who feel under threat .
    She is utterly useless and a hypocrite of the highest order and therefore ideal for the Labour Leadership its a yes from me.

  51. 90
    Bonzodog says:

    Port-a-loo’s face is a picture! Loving every minute ….

    • 98

      ‘Portaloo’

      LOL!

    • 99
      ST says:

      I remember the look on his face when she once said the recession didn’t matter because the English like austerity – good socialist principle there – his eyes practically popped out of his head.

      • 134
        Spliff Merchant says:

        Portillo is great. It’s such a strange combination, his vast intellect next to her primitive stupidity.

        • 239
          Unsworth says:

          Or his vast intellect next to her vast bulk.

          • It's a Wig not a Brillo Pad says:

            It’s no wonder Portillo prefers to walk on the other side of the highway when he has that vast hulk next to him on the sofa for the duration of the programme.

            Rumour has it that Portillo is 13 foot tall but that might be because the sofa tilts down Diannnnne’s end and we just think he’s taller.

  52. 93
    Nick Clegg says:

    I found my friend trying to mount a dustbin earlier.

    It was a fucking rubbish idea.

  53. 94
    Cassandra King says:

    Organised crime has found a wonderful income in the ecofraud scam, billions of pounds are at stake and crime syndicates fed up with the small change of prostitution/drugs/people trafficking have found a new income stream and they are not happy about it being interfered with.

  54. 104
    Ed Balls (Leader of the Labour Party) says:

    The penis, mightier than the sword.

  55. 108
    Imagine John Prescott without Bulimia says:

    What about Blinky on QT? miss that? I did, I can’t even stand to look at him

    • 150
      Spliff Merchant says:

      You didn’t miss anything. Spoke lots of shit as usual, and Labour plants in the audience clapped him.

  56. 109

    [...] it seems I missed a peach of a conversation between Diane Abbott and Andrew Neil, which Guido has thoughtfully captured. Perhaps, as Guido suggests, Andrew Neil has tired of Diane Abbott. I just get the feeling that [...]

  57. 115
    Sir William Waad says:

    Someone said my words are out of balance
    Nothing to say, you’ve got nothing to say
    Dying words, I bury everyday
    Nothing to say, I’ve got nothing to say
    Nothing but the one thing

  58. 118
    Hugh Janus says:

    Hugely enjoyable. Well done Brillo, you took her apart with such ease. A master class in how political interviews should be conducted. This woman epitomises the word ‘hypocrite’ and should be exposed as such at every available opportunity.

    “That bigoted woman….”

    • 137
      Spliff Merchant says:

      She’s a gutless c-unt who can’t even defend her own words! Anytime someone says “I’ve said all I’m going to say on this”, they’ve lost the argument.

  59. 119
    Nick Clegg says:

    Patel and Paddy are begging outside a railway station. Patel has a Mercedes, a large house and is loaded, Paddy has fuck all. Patell’s begging hat is overflowing with with numerous notes but Paddy has just a few coppers in his.
    “How do you do it?” asks Paddy.
    “Look at your sign,” says Patel.
    Paddy’s sign reads: “Out of work, wife and six kids to support, please help.”
    Paddy then looks at Patel’s sign, which says: “I only need another £20 to get back to India.”

  60. 120
    Spliff Merchant says:

    Quote of the Century, as far as I’m concerned: “If West Indian mums are as wonderful as you say, why are there so many dysfunctional West Indian familes?”

    My admiration for Brillo has rocketed, and my hatred for Abbott has also rocketed.

  61. 125
    50 Calibre says:

    That she’s even a candidate for party leader tells you all you need to know about the bunch of losers who backed her whilst pretending to be members of a serious political party, not to mention those that actually voted for her…

    • 145
      Moley says:

      The purpose of her nomination was to make the other mediocrities look brilliant by comparism.

      But what if she turns out to be the best of the bunch?

      • 176
        Engineer says:

        On that display, even Balls, Millipede(s) and Burnham have nothing to fear – which was probably the general idea.

  62. 128
    Diane "Fat" Abbott says:

    Andrew! Andrew! I’ve got nothing more to say on this, except…

    …RICE AN’ PEA!!!

  63. 140
    Spliff Merchant says:

    Don’t body language experts say that constantly looking up is a sign of trying to come up with a lie?

    • 152
      Anonymous says:

      Yes subtle tells like that completely give the game away, watch Christopher Hitchen’s and see if you can guess what he’s really thinking…

      • 187
        Spliff Merchant says:

        Yeah but who takes Christopher Hitchens seriously anymore? When he debated Galloway, it was like watching two maggots arguing the toss.

  64. 148
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Whatever happens she will always have a career brandishing a mop and chasing a cartoon pussy
    “Michael” !

  65. 153
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Thanks, Guido, a million times for the chance to see this priceless clip. Wotta cow.

    C’est magnifique, et c’est la guerre! (As someone nearly said.)

  66. 156
    PM says:

    Brillo is my hero.

  67. 157
    Spliff Merchant says:

    Bizarre…but also funny in a black comedy way…

    Two women have been arrested after a British motor racing boss was found dead in a shower at a sadomasochistic sex club in Belgium.

    Robin Mortimer, 58, owner of RPM Motorsport, was found in the village of Brecht, near Antwerp, on Tuesday.

    The public prosecutor in Antwerp said an initial investigation suggested he did not die of natural causes.

    He said the women had been charged with “assault and battery leading to death, without intent to kill”.

    In a statement released on their behalf, Mr Mortimer’s family said it was “understood that Robin died of natural causes in his sleep at a hotel”.

    However, prosecutors said this did not appear to be the case.

    A post-mortem examination is being carried out to try to determine exactly what happened. It is understood that Mr Mortimer was found in a shower, but died in another part of the club.

    Spokesman Paul Van Tigchelt said: “We have arrested two women who worked with him in that club. Now the file is with a judge who is leading the investigation.

    A judge must now decide whether there is sufficient evidence to bring the women – who call themselves Mistress Lucrezia and Mistress Juno – to court.

    According to her website, Mistress Lucrezia offers clients “bondage, humiliation, torture, education and cross-dressing”.

    Mr Mortimer, who was from Coventry, was the son of Grand Prix driver Charles Mortimer. He leaves behind his wife Bridget and son, motor racing champion Alex Mortimer.

    A spokesman for the Foreign Office said: “We can confirm the death of 58-year-old British man Robin Mortimer near Antwerp on June 22. Next of kin are aware and we are providing consular assistance.”

    • 442
      Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

      I searched for humour in vain.

      A man with, as far as I can recall, no desire for publicity and no predilection for telling others how to behave has been found dead in circumstances that may well lead to his wife and family being subjected to innuendo and ridicule. If he were a cleric or a politician your post would have some validity.

  68. 158
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Couldnt we send her to the gulf of Mexico?
    Her arse is big enough to plug the well and as an added bonus she already looks like an oil drenched large sea mammal

    • 171
      Diane Abbott says:

      Me arse ain’t too big, blud. I just like to eat me rice and pea every day. Bogle-Bogle.

    • 182
      TosserWatch says:

      Abbott has been a two faced condescending honkey for years who exists as an mp for one reason..shes unemployable in any other role save as vaz’s bag carrier another matching sleeze bag. Hope she gets the leadership.

    • 335
      Plugs 'R' us says:

      \you bastard, ‘Beast…just offloaded 1/2 pint of stella into the Dell…leave it out please

  69. 166
    RefuseNick the bin man says:

    Good Lord! A hypocritical, sanctimonious, lying, thieving, piece of shit, MP.
    Thank God she’s an exception.

  70. 168

    Andrew Neil suggested that the policies to which she subscribed had never won Labour a General Election. He did not specify whether he meant, for example, her sympathy for the 11-plus, for single-sex schools, for Oxbridge as academically elitist, for universities’ flexible approach to entry grades if they see potential in the applicant, for the prevention of social rather than academic elitism by improving the schools attended by the poor, for raising poor pupils’ aspirations so that they actually apply to the top universities, and for reinstating full grants so that they can afford to go.

    Nor whether he had in mind her consistent opposition to European federalism, or her role as a voice of her ethnic community on immigration by people who cannot speak English or who come from countries with no historic ties to Britain, or her support for action against such things as not giving up seats to elderly people on public transport, or her opposition to the New Labour assault on civil liberties.

    All in all, no wonder that she hated both Thatcherism and Blairism so much.

    However, Neil did eventually mention “scrapping Trident” and “unilateral nuclear disarmament”, which are not the same thing as each other. The first is now the position of, among other people, Michael Portillo, and has never been tested at the ballot box. Nor, for that matter, has the second. It did not become Labour Party policy until the year after the 1983 Election and, as much as anything else, two years after the secession of the SDP.

    • 212
      Mr Harman's flash Office says:

      Oh do fuck off Lindsay, your looney tune arse scrapings are bad enough polluting the Spectator.

    • 217
      Zaragon says:

      It’s a legalistic interpretation to say that the 1983 Labour manifesto did not offer unilateral nuclear disarmament as a policy – and it did include the cancellation of Trident. “The next Labour government will cancel the Trident programme. ” That seems pretty clear. Although they proposed including the dismantling of Polaris in nuclear disarmament negotiations – that section ends with “We will, after consultation, carry through in the lifetime of the next parliament our non-nuclear defence policy.” At the time this was widely perceived to be a commitment to UND and it was certainly characterised as such by the Tories and the media. So I think it’s tenuous to suggest that these ideas have not been tested at the ballot box.

      On her other policies I think you are being disingenuous with the examples you pick – though I grant you that Brillo didn’t give any. In the interview she talked about the balance between cuts and tax rises to balance the budget and I think this is what he was referring to. Labour have never been elected by promising to raise taxes.

    • 445
      Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

      ….He did not specify whether he meant, for example, her sympathy for the 11-plus, for single….

      She’s a big girl, well able to defend herself. If his list was incomplete she could have completed if and made her point.

  71. 170
    Nick Clegg says:

    Well I’ve explained my statutory rights twice now and this Hunt still won’t give me a refund for this “Big Issue” magazine. I don’t know what his fucking problem is.

  72. 175
    Broon says:

    Personally, I think Diane handled the situation brilliantly. Mr Neil should be dismissed for his deeply prejudiced line of questioning. Frankly, I think that the Labour whip ought to be withdrawn from the BBC, too.

  73. 179
    Engineer says:

    I wonder how the post-programme chat in the green room went?

  74. 180
  75. 181
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    RT says:
    June 25, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    To be fair (why do I say that? I have no intention of being fair), she’s an example of Bertrand Russell’s quip: “the trouble with the world is that the stupid are cock-sure and the intelligent are full of doubt”.

    Reply
    182The Beast of Clerkenwell says:
    June 25, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    Was he sure of that?

    Im so pleased with that

  76. 183
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    She’s got as much chance of leading the losers party as russell brand has of ever doing anything funny, apart from his squirming after getting caught making obscene phone calls.

  77. 186
    Sir George of Formby says:

    Turned out nice again?

  78. 189
    Jethro Q. Walrus-Titty says:

    Well done Brillo-its about time somebody said it!!

  79. 190
    Spliff Merchant says:

    This c-unt better not be allowed back on This Week. At least get Kate Hoey. She’s the only palatable female Labour MP.

  80. 193
    NIL POINTS says:

    Blatant abuse of the expenses system by the “big hoochie mama” A Butt.
    Swanning around London in freebie taxi’s like lady muck
    thinking she is important
    can you really see anyone voting for her with her out dated views
    and racist comments and public educated children ?

    • 197
      Diane Abbott says:

      Shut ya face, batty bwoy! We big Cribbean wooman love our bwoys more dan you whities!

    • 242
      concrete pump says:

      “can you really see anyone voting for her with her out dated views”.

      Yes. All of the thick c*nts currently wallowing and scrounging in her constituency.

      • 255
        A thick cunt scrounging in Abbott's constituency says:

        Hey!

        We’re not all wallowing.

      • 397
        DIANE FLAB-BOTT says:

        No you numb fucker there is no election
        we are talking about a leadership contest
        of the labour party to replace gordon brown
        he was the last leader of the labour party
        but had to resign because he lost
        do try to keep up

  81. 194
    Diane Abbott in the kitchen says:

  82. 199
    TaT's BIRD says:

  83. 200
    I hate New Labour says:

    Fan-bloody-tastic.

    Pure televisual gold…

    I *really* hope she becomes Labour leader, the comedy value would be epic. What is it about lefties that make them unable to answer a straightforward question?

  84. 215
    HenryV says:

    Please can we have politicians who are at least 4th generation English please?

    The left bang on about the Queen being German. But why are 3 of the 5 Liebour leadership candidates second generation immigrants? In one way or another none of the 5 represent the English majority…. 2 Poles, 1 Black, 1 Private School Boy, 1 Left Footer…………

    Why do we English roll over and take this crap of people who have no empathy with our way of life?

    • 221
      Mr Abdul Jihad says:

      Please givings us benefits and Sharia Law or we will beheads you infidels! Allah akbar!!

      • 347
        HenryV says:

        Oh you are from Yorkshire!!!! Well Yorkshiremen are nearly English so no probs there then.

  85. 219
    Voice of Treason says:

    Well done Brillo, you certainly revealed the ugly, fat, black gormless hypocrite for she is. And I thought you were her toady, how wrong was I!

  86. 220
    Dark Lord says:

    Oh boy that is one of the best political interviews I have seen in my long life. It just goes to show what an easy ride they have been getting away with for years including Paxman. Bring on dangling Balls. the Millitwats and Burnthem.

  87. 223
    nell says:

    She is of course, like ruthkelly, the worst sort of hypocrite.

    Leftwingers that deride parents who scrimp and save , forego holidays and new cars in order to put their children through independent schools and then go off and trough from the state in order to put their own children in those same schools!!!!

    They really are just like the worst sort of politburo members in places like russia and eastern europe , who were given access to the best housing, the best schooling and closed supermarkets where they could buy everything, whilst the rest of the country was short changed and left in poverty.

    • 229
      Diane Abbott says:

      Nooo, gyal! Me not no hypocrite! It’s jus’ dat we Cribbean woooman love our bwoys more dan you whitey folk! Bogle Bogle!

      • 250
        nell says:

        At least ruthkelly had the grace to resign as a minister and has, of course, also since stepped down as an mp, once she realised she could no longer support labour’s views on poor quality mass ‘education’.

        dianeabbot, who seems to be in need of some basic primary education herself, is now pretending to run for the leadership.

        Of course, she may seriously believe that she has a chance of winning, if she does she’s more dense than even I think she is!!l.

        She is being used by hattyharpic as a token female candidate (the fact that she has an ethnic background, is as far as harpic is concerned, a bonus), a sop to the labour’s leftwing feminists to which harpic belongs!!!

        • 257
          Diane Abbott says:

          Shut up, white gyal! Me hongry, ya knaaa! Gonna go get me some sweet potato pie and then hire a taxi home. Iree Iree.

        • 352
          HenryV says:

          Didn’t Ruth Kelly belong to some Medieval sect?

          • nell says:

            Medieval as in extinct?!

            Well she was also catholic and labour!?!

            Not exactly the best people for protecting children are they??!!

          • amongymous says:

            She was in the Labour Party if that’s what you’re referring to?

  88. 224
    RICE AN PEAS! RICE AN PEAS! RICE AN PEAS! RICE AN PEAS! RICE AN PEAS! RICE AN PEAS! RICE AN PEAS! says:

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  89. 234
    Dr Doc says:

    Ms Abbott’s weight is what’s known in medical circles as DTS: Danger to Shipping.

    • 296
      the beached whale of fail says:

      • 309
        Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

        Shocking !!!

        • 329
          Spliff Merchant says:

          Prescott is a total Hunt.

          • stilyagi_air_corps says:

            Anybody who tweets or keyboards about this blog being ‘past it’, stale or irrelevant post-election and New Labour’s eventual expulsion, has only to read Mr Merchant’s penetrating, pithy, koan like and utterly congruent comment above to – if they are in possession of the modicum of wit to be declared people of any sensibility – instantly feel ashamed for themselves. Up until the day the Internet irrevocably breaks down, or mutates beyond human relevance, these are the very walls of Pompeii, and Mr Spliff’s judgement will remain that of History itself.

  90. 238
    rings of saturn says:

    Brillo, the only BBC reporter and broadcaster with cajones.

  91. 240
    Spliff Merchant says:

    Socialists hate capitalism – except when they get to exploit it.

  92. 241
    THE SPACE OF INDIA says:

    if you want Diane Abbott to see your comments then put them here
    she has admitted that she reads this blog

  93. 245
    Level Brixton says:

    The site has gone to fuck.replies have disconnected from posts.

  94. 246
    concrete pump says:

    Way to destroy a thread Guido!

  95. 253
    Ta says:

    Not a bad way to spend an hour eating strawberries

  96. 256
    Anonymous says:

    • 262
      Diane Abbott says:

      Mr Hendry is an evil capitalist!

      And here’s my £1000 expenses claim for taxis.

    • 268
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      Good for Hugh Hendry. And I say that living in the Euro zone (partly).

    • 363
      A few home truths says:

      The German robot is speaking shit, he knows full well the measures he is droning on about is the last throw of the dice and shuffling the deck chairs on the titanic resort.

      Ask these guys what will happen if the measures they propose fail or another bailout is needed and watch their eyes glaze over and their faces become sullen.

      These champagne socialists are now pretending to be masters of the universe with all the right answers and measure the bankers thought they where and look how that turned out.

  97. 260
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    What has the Labour Party got left to say about anything? They are a busted flush that won’t be put right by a makeover, or by any other means, for a long time, if at all.

    Diane Abbott won’t be put right by a makeover, either. I don’t feel it even necessary to qualify that latter statement.

  98. 263
    Crapski says:

    Guido is deleting and censoring like tat on crack

  99. 265
    nell says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/afghanistan/7854662/David-Miliband-urges-peace-deal-with-Taliban.html

    I see davemilitwit has written a letter to petraeus entitled ‘how to win the war’. Bit like a twelve year old’s school essay!!

    It apparently tells petraeus that he must make a peace deal with the taliban !

    What an Ego!! labour couldn’t win the war whilst they were in power (why they started it God knows!!). Now they’re in opposition militwit thinks he can dictate how to end it, by making peace with the very people that are killing off our lads!!!

    • 271
      years more lovely slaughter under Dave says:

      that is the ‘strategy’ already and has been for years dimwit

      • 285
        nell says:

        The mcchrystal strategy was to win the hearts and minds of the A++fghan people, not to make peace with taliban insurgents! And he actually was making some inroads.

        But now that mcchrystal is gone expect to see that strategy abandoned and a++merica revert to the old strategies of the v++ietnam war!

        And since those international taliban insurgents, are intractable radicals who come from all over the m++uslim world (some of them are from here) whose sole aim is to defeat the ‘wicked west’, how do you think we can make peace with them??!!

        The dimwit is militwit. He’s a failed minister from the failed ex labour government , running for the leadership of the failed labour party and suddenly he’s convinced himself he’s also an international military expert!

        Lord save us!!

        • 290
          *sigh* she's thick as a plank says:

          Holbrooke, McChrystal Sound Open to Karzai Negotiating With Taliban

          This — to be very clear — isn’t a shift of position. Both Richard Holbrooke, the Obama administration’s special representative to Afghanistan and Pa**tan, and Gen. Stanley McChrystal, the commander of NATO troops in the war, have said that they would support any outreach made by the Afghan government to reconcile with insurgents not linked to al-Q. But with an international conference in London to rally support for Afghanistan scheduled for Thursday, both are emphasizing that position. Holbrooke told The New York Times that he didn’t have a problem with scrubbing the United Nations’ list of banned terrorists for the names of mid-to-high ranking Taliban fighters, a move intended to test Taliban willingness to negotiate an end to the war.

          http://washingtonindependent.com/74649/holbrooke-mcchrystal-sound-open-to-karzai-negotiating-with-taliban

        • 310
          Can't remember my moniker says:

          They won’t see power again in your lifetime or mne, nell.

          • General Election 2010: cuts will doom election winner, warns Mervyn King says:

            Whichever party wins the election will have to impose spending cuts of such severity that they will find themselves exiled from power for a generation, the governor of the Bank of England has claimed.

          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Like any forecast ………… dumbo……

          • The Truth Hurts says:

            Calm down dear ! your only an on message lickspittle drone

          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            It has obviously upset you!

      • 287
        SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF PUSSYFOOTING AROUND WITH THESE BASTARDS says:

        Death rate is one a day this week
        could be 1,500 by the end of Daves Parliament (and his political career)
        get the lads out now put them on our borders fuck Afghanistan and fuck all those who reside in it
        and get rid of all the useless fuckers that have slipped in through hiding in lorries
        and deport anybody remotely involved in terrorist plots
        and stop ALL Benefits to anybody with no right to be here and stop All over seas aid i’m sick to fucking death of my tax money funding a shower of c*nts who want to kill us

    • 328
      nell says:

      +++Sigh+++

      Dear davemilitwit, you would be amusing if you were not so scarily incompetent and internationally illiterate!!!

      Holbrooke made a statement in January 2010 linked to gordon’s Grand Strategy Conference on Afghanistan that omaha and all the european leaders and anyone else of any note avoided!

      Holbrooke, who was sent as a sop and afterthought said to thin air, with no-one much listening- that ‘america supported AN OUTREACH MOVEMENT BY THE AFGHAN GOVT – which might reconcile insurgents -NOT LINKED TO ALKY ADA.

      Since 99.9% of them are linked to AlQaeda there’s not much hope of a solution there then!!!

      • 338
        oh dear!! nell's been caught talking absolute shit again the senile old fool says:

        you’ve been face down in the cider again haven’t you sweetie ?

        “Gen. Stanley McChrystal, the commander of NATO troops in the war, have said that they would support any outreach made by the Afghan government to reconcile with insurgents”

        “The mcchrystal strategy was to win the hearts and minds of the A++fghan people, not to make peace with taliban insurgents!”

        Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
        and you’re actually stupid enough to try an weasel out of it. toecurling stuff nell.

        when you sober up and realise what a complete idiot you’ve made of yourself why not read up more and try to improve yout laughably feeble grasp of international politics before embarrassing yourself yet again

        “Since 99.9% of them are linked to AlQaeda”

        President Obama’s Secret: Only 100 al-Q Now in Afghanistan

        With New Surge, One Thousand U.S. Soldiers and $300 Million for Every One al -Q Fighter

        http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/president-obamas-secret-100-al-qaeda-now-afghanistan/story?id=9227861

        you’re like a 2 year old child trying to grasp Quantum Mechanics
        leave well alone love! you don’t have a fucking clue what you’re talking about

        Dave’s strategy is exactly the same as Brown’s and Blair’s dearie
        suck up to Obama and do what he tells you
        you’ll be forced to watch Dave doing that tomorrow

        • 370
          nell says:

          Only 100 AlQaeda now in Afghanistan!!

          You believe that Huh??!!

          Bless!!!!

          • give it up nell, you were talking shit says:

            “A senior U.S. intelligence official”

            US National Security Adviser General James Jones -

            “The al-Q presence is very diminished. The maximum estimate is less than 100 operating in the country, no bases, no ability to launch attacks on either us or our allies.”

            so the U.S. Military and Intelligence Services sure as hell believe it

            but what the fuck would they know about the Taliban compared to a cider addled yokel who’s cheering Dave on as more and more of our boys die every day in the slaughterhouse

            Bless!!!

          • nell says:

            Are you listening to yourself??!!

            ‘More of our boys are dying every day in the slaughterhouse’ – your words!!!

            ‘AlQeAda is very diminished – less than 100 operating in the country’

            your words!!!

            You believe what they tell you??!! Idiott!!!

          • dear god! she's lost her marbles says:

            okay nell, wipe the spittle from your monitor and CONCENTRATE

            Al-Q are not the same as the Taliban
            they are d.i.f.f.e.r.e.n.t.
            our boys are being killed every day by Taliban insurgents
            the Taliban are all about Afghanistan as they do not operate globally

            Al-Q are spread all over the world but most of their current targets and operations are generally accepted to now be North Africa and specifically Yemen

            the tiny Al-Q faction in Afghnistan is not killing all our troops the Taliban is

            if you still can’t grasp those easy to understand facts then it’s time to go bye-bye and collapse in a cider coma in the corner until you’ve sobered up

  100. 266
    Gordon Brown says:

    Please don’t forget me. I was once a human being just like you.

    • 332
      nell says:

      gordon, you were never human.

      Any person who could venture onto the beach, with his sons, in a suit and tie and look uncomfortable , is an alien!!

      Poor babies!!! They had a right had to expect their parents to don bathing costumes and shorts, splash in the waves and make sand castles. Like every other child’s parents do!!

      Instead of which gordon has spent the last few years trying to engage his infant sons in debates on the failed history of socialist labour.

      And sarah has spent her time as a mother worrying about her fashion choices! Is my twin set suitable for the beach??!! How will the media photograph me in this? I have to have a life after gordon!!!

      Great parents. Not!! Poor kids!!

      • 341
        Chris Huhne says:

        nell thinks I’m a great parent
        just what I was telling my bull-dyke mistress while she was fucking me with a strap on for year behind my wife and families back

        • 348
          nell says:

          chrishuhne’s adult relationship doesn’t make him a bad parent. He’s only indulged in that relationship after his children reached adulthood. He was there for them when they were children!!

          gordon and sarah’s inability to connect with their children on their children’s level (ie ever seen them making sandcastles, jumping waves, eating icecream, riding donkeys or playing the penny machines for a pittance??) does!!

          • you've gone round the bend nell says:

            “ie ever seen them making sandcastles, jumping waves, eating icecream, riding donkeys or playing the penny machines for a pittance??”

          • nell says:

            You obviously have never been a parent, with young children, who has holidayed with very little money on a pittance.

            Sand , sea, sandcastles, icecream. They are the absolute stuff that make up the dreams of summer holidays for most families and kids who have little money but lots of love!!

          • Spliff Merchant says:

            You DO know Gordon and Sarah’s marriage isn’t quite…

            I’m off to the barbers.

          • you've gone round the bend nell says:

            could you perhaps tell us when you were stalking Brown’s family 24/7 to make sure he hasn’t ever done anything like that ? and will you still be stalking the family to make sure they don’t do it now he isn’t PM ?

            and while you’re at it, since I haven’t seen Clegg or Cameron doing any of your parent test either, are they also scum in your eyes ?

          • nell says:

            Well darling twatson you tell us that!!! – you’re the one who claims to have lived in their pocket 24/7!!!

            But looking at them in southwold last summer that was the picture they presented!!!!

          • you've gone round the bend nell says:

            just admit you clearly don’t and never will have access to all of Brown or Cameron or Clegg’s private family life instead of making such a pathetic spectacle of yourself love

            I’m actually starting to feel sorry for you now
            you’re sounding more deranged and unhinged with every post

          • nell says:

            What have cameron and clegg got to do with gordon’s dysfunctional lack of a family life??!!

          • Gordon Brown says:

            I’m still prime minister.

          • you've gone round the bend nell says:

            she’s completely oblivious and doesn’t understand as usual
            don’t worry nell, you are at least funny in sad pathetic sort of way

  101. 272
    Cassandra King says:

    The tragedy for black people as a race is that when they lose the cover all excuse that it is the exclusive fault of the white race that they have failed so miserably they have to start looking at the real reasons for their failure and they have to look at themselves.
    When people are presented with an excuse for their failure that includes blaming others they will almost certainly take that escape from self critical examination.
    Abbot has used the racist fraud to great effect and has used emotional blackmail to advance her career, she is equipped with the advantage of colour, she has used this advantage to extend her career way beyond the Peter principle level she would have achieved has she been white.
    Abbot &co have used the race card for years and that has set her race back decades in terms of self critical analysis and self improvement, not only that but it has given the black race a whole generation of substandard leaders whose stupidity has been masked by the liberal use of the race card to gain positions of power, those who were able to moan and whine and arm twist were granted power and influence.
    In truth it was the UK establishment that helped create the conditions for people like Abbot to thrive and prosper at the expense of her race.
    People like Abbot are not a symbol of black empowerment they are a signal cause of black failure IMHO.

    • 277
      White Power says:

      Success

    • 279
      Diane Abbott says:

      I like rice and pea.

    • 314
      Watch Dave licking Obama's arse tomorrow says:

      Obama’s view of Cameron: a lightweight

      Barack Obama was unimpressed by his encounter with David Cameron earlier this year and commented: “What a lightweight!”

      Cameron’s view of Obama – “BRILLIANT!”

      “I’m enjoying watching Barack Obama. I think he’s a brilliant speaker, I think his optimism and sense of hope for the future is inspiring a lot of people. It’s great to see. Too often [politics] gets down to hope and fear and I think it’s wonderful when hope wins. I’m enjoying watching him, I must say. I think he’s compelling,” Cameron told Radio 5 Live’s Breakfast programme.

      • 452
        RT says:

        I think it was Damien McBride, or some other complete twonk in the Labour dirty tricks pool who started the rumour that Obama thought Cameron a “light-weight”. Obama never said it.

        • 474
          Cameron's spin boys says:

          you think wrong

          that’s what all the Cameron minions said trying to spin their way out of it

    • 462
      crak parp says:

      yooz racis an sheet.

      manys blak mens sucsess wiv hedjumication an gud famblies. looki art Trevar Fillips. Dem gud tings an sheet.

      mugga fugga an sheet.

  102. 280
    CASHIO IN DA'BANKO(Bent Referee) says:

    CHEATING SPANISH BASTARDS !!!!!
    Torres is a Cheating C*NT

  103. 281
    Gott in Himmel! says:

  104. 282
    The Researcher says:

    OT but can anyone assist me.

    Im trying to source media news stories from the UK in the late 60′s early 70′s can anyone suggest any online resources which may be helpful in this?

    • 297
      Diane Abbott says:

      No. I have nothing more to say.

    • 421
      The Daily Informer says:

      All papers, both national and local, keep archived copies of their stuff. Suggest you contact them direct. Hope that helps.

  105. 286

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  106. 288
    Mr Plum says:

    Don’t know what all the fuss is about, her job is a labour mp what she does in her private life his her own business. You don’t criticize a bus driver for owning a car. The problem is with the div’s that keep voting for her.

  107. 300
    New Scandal? says:

    Any truth in the rumour that one of the Sunday’s has another Liberal MP Scandal under their belt this week?

  108. 301
    SICK BASTARD says:

    PHWOOOAR

  109. 305
    simon r says:

    Fucking bitch – she reminds me of that big black momma form the old Tom & jerry cartoons before they went pc.

    ‘Thomas !!’

  110. 316
    simon r says:

    Brillo hit the nail on the head about dysfunctional West Indian families, most of the lads go off the rails because the fathers have NO respect for women and promptly vanish leaving the mums to raise their sons alone.

    The macho culture then leads to them treating all women as ‘bitches’ hence their problems at school with female teachers and problems at home with no discipline.

    It is in their culture.

    What they ( and Diane ) hate most is the fact that hard working, successful Asians put paid to the lie that society is so racist it holds the black kids back.

    Doesn’t seem to hold the Asians back does it ? ( I have many Asian friends – all highly intelligent and very successful ).

    Oh well, lets blame it on slavery again and keep that chip on our shoulder for another 200 years.

    To those that say I am another white guy holding black people back with my views and that they are never given a chance to show what they can do – I have one thing to say…

    Haiti.

    • 325
      Diane Abbott says:

      You iz a well racialist mon! Us West Hindian woomaan love our kidz more dan you racialist white people. Bogle Bogle.

    • 344
      A few home truths says:

      The Chinese & Russians managed to become world super powers and profitable and knowledgeable workers in 60 years due to extreme communist and capitalist measures.

      While the Africans have been flat lining with a few spikes on the progress charts for the past 200 years and more despite being given every opportunity avaliable due to the guilt of other advanced nations.

      • 404
        AC1 says:

        The welfare state for African Nations (International “aid”) works as “well” as the welfare state does in improving the lot of people in this country.

        It breeds a group of feckless, entitlement addicts who blame everyone else for their problems.

        • 411
          Fred 'Zulu' Goodwin says:

          “a group of feckless, entitlement addicts who blame everyone else for their problems.” The Bankers come from Africa ?

    • 478
      White, Male SCUM says:

      This apologist stance we have about slavery baffles me somewhat…

      Wasn’t black slavery from Africa actually instigated by tribal leaders selling off their own people?…not white men in hunting outfits hunting them down and catching the scamps with nets.

      And while were on the apology question, where’s our apology from the Scandinavians, the Italians & the Ottoman empire?

      I want compensating for the oppression my ancestors suffered dammit!

      Yours,

      White Male Scum.

  111. 317
    Tankus says:

    google “Abbott Finnish nurses” for more evidence of her racism

    • 324
      Diane Abbott says:

      Me not racialist, blud. It’s just dat we Cribbean woomaan love our bwoys and gyals more dan you whiteys! And we don’t want white blonde woomaan from Finland workin ‘ere. Ireee, Ireee.

  112. 318
    Anonymous says:

    She got caught out as being a champagne socialist QED.

  113. 319
    Is it coz I's white? says:

    All that stupid woman ever does is roll her eyes

    • 340
      nell says:

      Stupid!! That’s what labour does!!!

      • 368
        Diane Abbott says:

        Stupid is as stupid does

        • 371
          Spliff Merchant says:

          Hi Diane. Can you make a pot of rice an’ pea please?

          • Diane Abbott says:

            SIMPLE RICE AND PEAS RECIPE

            INGREDIENTS:

            Serves: 4-5 (Or 1)

            1 medium sized can red kidney beans
            1 can coconut milk
            2 cups of rice
            1 small onion, chopped
            1 clove garlic, chopped
            1/4 teaspoon dried thyme
            1 table spoon oil
            1 scotch bonnet pepper (whole, do not chop up)
            water

            Drain the liquid from the can of beans into a measuring cup and add the can of coconut milk and enough water to make four cups of liquid. Place liquids in a pot with beans, onions, garlic, thyme and oil, bring to a boil. Add rice and stir for a minute. Reduce heat to Medium-Low. Place scotch bonnet pepper on top of liquid and cover tightly for 30 minutes or until rice is cooked. Remove scotch bonnet pepper before serving.

            This recipes can also be made using other peas.

      • 395
        life is like a jug of cider you never know what you're going to.... HHHEEEEUUUURRRRGGHH!!! says:

        priceless stuff coming from nell gump

  114. 339
    nell says:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/jun/25/ed-miliband-suggests-graduate-tax

    Bless!!

    edmilitwit wants to impose an additional 2%tax on the earnings of university graduates for at least 20 years to pay for their uni education!!!

    Is he doing that??!!

    No!!! – Of course not!!

    He and his labour pals got their eduication for free!!

    But they want to deny it to the next generation.

    Lovely people!!!

    • 342
      • 355
        nell says:

        Clegg says he wants a ‘review that looks at how we can make higher education as accessible to as many people as possible’

        OK I can accept that!

        So how is that statement in any way equal to the idiocy of the statement made by edmilitwits??!!

        • 359
          WHOOPS! says:

          “As leader, I will defend Party Policy as it is, which is to scrap tuition fees.”

          yet again, what part of that was too difficult for you to grasp ?
          he lied
          end of story

          • nell says:

            edmilitwits and his brother the failed dave and gutlessgordon and bliar..and on and on… all got their uni education free!!

            So why should the next generation of working class children have to pay for it??!!

          • WHOOPS! says:

            they shouldn’t
            so when are Dave and Clegg going to scrap tuition fees or are you finally admitting they are no better than the Labour scum ?

    • 406
      AC1 says:

      Loans are the est way to fund higher education as potential graduates will choose courses that allow them to pay the debt, and thus have higher wages and a bigger economy.

  115. 346
    Anonymous says:

    My word, I never knew Brillo had it in him. That was savage but extremely enjoyable, I was laughing out loud. Almost compensated for Switzerland going out of the World Cup…….

  116. 350
    Julie Kirkbrude says:

    The really really important thing in all this is that my name is kept in the limelight.

    • 377
      nell says:

      Don’t you worry we’ll make siure you and your destroyed reputation stay in the limelight .

      Troughing, dishonest person that you are!!

      • 401
        DIANE FLAB-BOTT says:

        Such a troughing dishonest person that your hero dave invited her and her ugly c*nt of a troughing scumbag husband to work for the lobby
        they are al;l the same !
        Yes including Dave

    • 426
      Andrw MacKay says:

      and mine. We’ve got to hng on to ou loot, dear.

  117. 353
    Anonymous says:

    Abbott’s rigid glare at Brillo when he ended the conversation and turned to Portillo was worth staying up to see – as was Portillo’s expression when Brillo first started laying into her.

  118. 356
    THE THIRD ROUNDEL says:

    Well done Brillo! Just a pity you did not demolish the Ber-cow-cow in the same way. Two obnoxious bitches felled in the same night would have been an even greater achievement.

  119. 360
    Oberst Kurt Steiner (of The Eagle has Landed) says:

    Don’t shoot till you see the whites of their eyes lads!!!!!

  120. 369
    Spliff Merchant says:

    She is a truly evil and evasive Hunt. Fucking bitch actually tried to tell Neil what questions to ask her! Fuck off, you fat sack of shit.

    The look on her face at the end is her realising what a disaster that had been for her. Good.

  121. 373
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    After her hammering in the losers leadership election she’ll still be troughing as much as she can. This clip should be kept and pointed to whenever she opens her big fat gob. Its literally her “Portillo” moment and will hound her for ever more.

  122. 390
    Insitute for African Political Correctness says:

    All of you are racialist! President Diane was pointing out that African American British mamas love their babies so much that they don’t judge them for having the Uzi or the AK. You better agree or you are racialist. Elect President Diane! Or we are coming to your farm.

  123. 393
    Amazing Stuff!!! No wonder it was all over the News and Media today says:

    lol

  124. 403
    HARRIET HALFMAN says:

    If you think the budget was bad look at the cuts this guy had to endure

    this is just creepy

  125. 405
    Christy says:

    Did you ever see such a waste of space as this female,a total and utter disgrace to the political so called elite of this country.
    She is the unacceptible face of the communist bastards who once tried to run this country,we remember the fifth columnists who were intent to hand this country over to the russkies on a dream policy,this woman should bugger off and pursue her crap dreams somewhere else but certainly not in my country

  126. 424
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Just to bring matters up to date:

    And everything’s fucked. The schools are fucked, the hospitals are fucked, the army’s fucked, the navy’s fucked, the airforce is fucked, the farms are fucked, the jails are fucked, the banks are fucked, the BBC is fucked, the roads are fucked; morality and decency and civility are fucked; patriotism is fucked, freedom is fucked. And at the top of this mountain of fuckery sits {the ghost of} a great, gibbering nancy, stuttering about his fucking vaah-lewes, pretending to be a heterosexual.

    Everyone has degrees but try getting a plumber over the weekend …

    • 427
      Can't remember he's a tourist twat says:

      And you don’t live here tourist.
      So fuck off you hypoctritical dickhead.

      • 449
        Can't remember my moniker says:

        I don’t live ‘here’ (relative term) because I am fussy about my neighbours.

        • 451
          Can't remember he's a tourist twat says:

          All your sex tourist friends and ladyboys, very fussy.

  127. 425
    The Eyes Have It says:

    Eye rolling Abbott and Blinkey have so much in common. Are they an item?

  128. 437
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Got to find a way to get rid of all those NewLab speed bumps, build them into the car:

  129. 439
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Bit late but heres one for Diane FLAB-BOTT

    • 440
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    • 441
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      They say that every man should have ‘experience’ of one really fat woman at least once in their lifetime. I’m saving myself for the right girl …. and fat Diane Abbott is not the one.

    • 443
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      You’ve got me thinking, Frankie! Just imagine, a new search engine called flab-bot. Specialising in finding unclothed meat mountains (beef was a lot cheaper in the old days). Someone has probably already done it.

  130. 454
    Kevin Maguire eats shit says:

    Fatty Abbott has a special way of punishing naught boys. She eats a hot curry, 10 pints of Guinness then sits on the face of anyone who protests against her and then drops her guts….

  131. 456
    Anonymous says:

    Who is the guy in the gay lilac shirt, he looks very like Portillo asleep.

  132. 458
    Size of an Elephant! says:

    Go easy on Diane Abbott.

    She is a dream Labour candidate for Conservatives.

    Start “playing clever” people.

    • 486
      Diane Abbott MP says:

      If they don’t vote for me to be Labour leader it will prove once and for all that the Labour party is institutionally racist.
      As I’ve said before, I am the only choice, all the rest are the same.

      I have nothing more to say on this.

      Anyone for a game of bridge?

  133. 461
    Down with Andrew Neil says:

    This is all ridiculous nonsense and you people should be ashamed of yourselves.

    We should all be extremely grateful that Comrade Abbott has done us the great favour of so enriching our lives by dwelling amongst us.

    We need inspired people like her to teach us how best to lead our lives. We would be the poorer without her.

    We are blessed.

    She should be given every support to become leader of the greatest electoral machine the world has ever seen. It’s the right thing to do.

  134. 470
    Kered says:

    I have nothing more to say!!! Great coming from a high minded, comfy, all on expenses please Commie lady. Say nomore…!!!

  135. 472
    Cowboy Neal says:

    You might also consider looking at the relevant part of EU law that makes it illegal for a government to restrict access to news. Someone I know (here in the UK) quoted the relevant law to the TV licensing authority and said that, if pressed, they would use this in court to argue that they only watched news on TV and requiring a license for this was illegal. The TV licensing authority decided that they’d rather not risk setting a precedent that made it impossible to collect the license fee from anyone.

    Tum Tum Tum Tum Tum

    Hello Guidoistas who dislike the BBC

    Tum Tum Tum Tum Tum

    No More Diane Abbott though

  136. 476
    Anonymous says:

    Pay no attention to Abbott, she’s just a babymudder.

  137. 481
    Anonymous says:

    Thank you, thank you, thank you Guido.

    I am white so I must be a racist and cannot not be allowed to speak up. But that abbot can say what she wants! Would she be willing to pay for me and my family to leave her country please?

  138. 482
    Cowboy Neal says:

    Under BBC To Create Internet Protocol TV Standard

    So the BBC have found a new way to waste my BBC tax money. This is not their business.

    #2

    Using your example, the BBC and other UK broadcasters have been pushing to get rid of FM in favour of DAB radio [wikipedia.org] (digital audio broadcasting). DAB has terrible audio quality, terrible error correction, and pretty bad reception compared to FM. The rest of the world is dumping or not implementing DAB and implementing DAB+ instead. DAB+ is a more up to date CODEC which is more efficient, better audio quality, better error correction, cheaper to transmit than DAB, etc. etc. So the BBC are trying to get people to accept inferior technology (just like the DVB-T “Freeview” system).

    The BBC have long since given up the pretense of quality transmission, the last decent innovation of theirs being the contribution to the NICAM 728 project [wikipedia.org]…. Stereo transmission of audio in the analogue TV signal….

  139. 483
    Vint Cerf says:

    A HACKER posted rude comments about PM David Cameron’s wife Samantha through a TORY MP’s Twitter account.

    And it took five days for Therese Coffey, 39, MP for Suffolk Coastal, to wipe them out.

    The hacker also accessed her Facebook, Yahoo email and personal blog and used them to put out unpleasant remarks.

    Some of Miss Coffey’s friends immediately alerted her to the security breach when they read the messages.

    She could not immediately access any of her own accounts because the hacker had changed her password – the same for all her accounts. But after telling service providers she regained control of Facebook, her email and the blog within an hour.

    But Twitter is based in San Francisco and it took Miss Coffey FIVE DAYS to sort out that account. She has posted an apology saying: “Hallelujah, back in control. Have updated security policy.”

    Have different passwords for different accounts. What is it with women MPs and internet security?

    • 485
      Anonymous says:

      And don’t use stupid passwords based on names, etc, or anything where all someone has to do is throw the dictionary at it.

  140. 484
    Anonymous says:

    No doubt Brillo has stuff in store for Sally Bercow. That man will wait and hold for years if necessary, to get the right timing.

  141. 415
    Anonymous says:

    “he was there for them . . .” That’s the kind of shit spouted on the Jerry Springer Show. Equally, your mendacious and ignorant comment about Brown’s kids are disgusting. You offer no evidence for this lie. You should be ashamed of yourself.

  142. 435
    Sober - unlike you says:

    To which of the preceeding comments do you refer?



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