Where’s Gordon?™ Chatting With a Kennedy Apparently
After some excitement this morning that Gordon Brown might actually be in town to represent his constituents the truth unravels. While he may have put a fleeting five minutes in the chamber, (making the number of days he has been in two out of a possible forty-nine,) King of the Lobby Gary Gibbon has what he was really down here for. A meeting with a Kennedy, a chat with Sir Tim Berners-Lee about his future employability and a natter with his old cabinet allies.
All wonderful representation for the people of Kirkcaldy.
UPDATE: Via EyeSpyMP we learn that Gordon has even brought his “wee son” to his day at the office. Clearly “getting on with the job” is his top priority.
what value for money that is for his voters
Surplus value.
Auld Gordo McRuin is writing his Memoirs. His ‘Kiss and Tell’ stories of the ‘Horrors that Lived Next Door’….. He knows where all the Labour Skeletons are buried, possibly between Gollums and My leige, Mandelson.
The Liarbore Party will continue to tear itself apart over the summer, but will anybody actually notice or care what’s happening?
Whilst the Chuckle Bro, Miliband and Mr Balls(up) and Friends continue to chase each other around the Maypole Of Liarbore to see who becomes the next Dear Leader.
But them who the **king ‘ell really cares???
Don’t be (too) cruel. Give Gordie time. He’ll be back to full strength soon.
Don’t be (too) cruel. Give Guido time. He’ll be back to full strength soon.
Funny how C4 and Al Beeb cannot ask him why he won’t even try to defend his waste and squander economic mismanagement.
Instead they look for non stories about Coalition Spilts.
Tosser.
bloody druggies
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10406344.stm
You’re starting to sound like some jilted ex lover who can’t stop checking her ex’s facebook status.
Let him go, he’s gone now.
no you mention it wheres dolly draper ?
Where’s Stephen Purcell?
Exactly, where is the former booze & chemically (dare I add gay?) unbalanced leader of Glasgow council?
Scottish adults top world list of cocaine users, says UN
http://news.scotsman.com/health/Scottish-adults–top-world.6380515.jp
oh and here is Purcell.
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics-news/2010/06/20/cocaine-shame-council-chief-steven-purcell-returns-to-glasgow-86908-22346516/
The thing is, when you’ve had Weils disease
or plague, you’re always a bit suspicious of
rats. Sort of plays on your mind a bit innit.
But, he is STILL being paid by the taxpayer… he has NOT gone..!!!
He’ll only be gone when he’s dragged to the knackers yard and put down unmercifully.
Labour have defanlty left a stain on this country
Yes, a bloody great Wankstain!!!
Labour have left this country as a Stan
then again do his voters care ? they would vote for osma binladen if he had a red rosette on
when they voted for war they voted for bin laden
He visited Downing Street this morning to pick up his leaving card
http://yfrog.com/9efi6j
He could go to Afghanistan and become a human IED detector. He could take his mates Blair and Campbell together with their respective sons. They all thought it was an important cause. Rolling Stone article regarding General McCrystal makes it sound like no politician has a clue why our troops are there. Self-interest for substantial financial gain- public speaking and selling books. They need to be prosecuted if my first suggestion is not taken up. McSlug could then talk to his mates about criminal justice reform.
More than half the population are against the vat rise.well after the libs and the cons saying they wouldn’t raise it they think the conlibs would mean the same.
Lets leave the UK national debt £903.0 billion for our grandchildren to pay off, yeah, good idea?
GB took the piss for 13 year, and he is still taking the piss. VAT wouldn’t have had to be raised if it wasn’t for the cock-up this c… made of running the country. We’re all paying for your mistakes Brown and will be for years. Piss of back to Scotland and bloody stay there
Typical labour supporter – thick, thick, thick!
Moooooooooooon pig!
“UPDATE: Via EyeSpyMP we learn that Gordon has even bought his “wee son” to his day at the office. Clearly “getting on with the job” is his top priority”
you mean ed balls ?
No, it his his young son – a human shield from the Labour MP’s that might feel they can now tell him the truth… But surely not in earshot of the wee boy.
I guess the quick appearance in the chamber was so that his business trip could be charged to the taxpayer.
Amazing, I had exactly those two thoughts upon reading the opening article.
What type of person is the ex-dear leader that so many people will always be so distrustful of his devious lying nature. He certainly left a great legacy – and our children will be paying it back for him.
Once again, like his sad withdrawal from Downing Street, the Fifeshire Feartie is using his family as a human shield.
i thought ‘his’ children had been sent back to the orphanage
No, that’s Millipede’s, once they’ve served their purpose.
Feathering his OWN NEST !
sounds like he went further with the gender realignment than I thought, why is he finishing it off himself?
” A chat with Sir Tim Berners-Lee about his future employability” – nil, one would like to think !
It’s as if B’liar had gone to Bono after resigning and said ‘I think you’re wonderful and the future of rock’n'roll. Can I be your roadie?’ It’s still the McFuckwit we all know and despise.
So Gordon has taken his boy out of school for the day. I hope he had the Head’s permission
I understand that Sarah did agree, yes.
Dissed, pissed and neither at all missed.
(Not the widow or Mr. t’internet, natch)
Its a shame you couldnt send guy news to investigate guido?
Murray bows to the Queen of England
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1289225/WIMBLEDON-2010-Murray-bows-Queen-makes-visit-Wimbledon-33-years.html
Contrary to what has been spun in the media Andy Murray never said he wouldn’t bow to the Queen. What he said was he would have to check with his playing partner as it would look silly if only one of them bowed. I never doubted that he would show respect for the Queen.
Well done to England beating Slovenia. Let’s hope they carry on their winning streak against Germany on Sunday. It’s probably better that they meet Germany otherwise the naysayers would be bemoaning the fact they have had easy opposition. Maybe a match against Germany will bring out the best in them – let’s hope so.
The poor man must be completely pooped.
Your PM has asked for an audience with me on my ‘Winning through sleight of hand’ philosophy. I told the nappy munching surrender monkey that he would have to wait until I had finished counselling the poison dwarf Sarkozy.
I am a big man on the international stage I am. Va va voom.
Brown is obviously helping the w3c in drafting their guide to web accessibility.
The w3c is used to helping people with physical disabilities (blind, no hands etc) access websites, but Brown’s going to be bringing his extensive experience of mental disability to the web standards draft.
The clicking masses will get fed up with the internet soon.
Holy shit, Gordon’s met Sir Tim Berners-Lee. Expect the entire WWW to come crashing down today. BACKUP BACKUP.
The war was started by this.
Planes from afganistan?
Organised, funded and recruited in Afghanistan.
Organised by bin Laden in Afghanistan
The Terorists where given their mission orders in Afghanistan
The money for the operation was controlled from Afghanistan.
TaT, why do you wish to lie and claim Afghanistan had no part in the murder of 3000 civilians?
AC1 is a yank.
Wow. You must know much better than me. I’m looking at my British passport, with Nationality United Kingdom and thinking “What do you know that I don’t”?
So what, 78? Don’t you have a window to lick?
you have previously stated you are American. and anonymous,fuck off and get an identity you shit house.
I will do whatever it takes to protect my legacy.
Have you heard the music they play at Afghan weddings?
It’s enough to make you want to bomb the whole fucking country.
And who exactly gave the Saudi Arabian terrorists succour?
Was Ossama bin Laden in AFGHANISTAN with Alky Ada at the invitation of those ruling the country (Teh Taliban) when he organised the murder of 3000 civilians in the US.?
Oh yes he was.
We’re there to eradicate terrorists and their supporters, not nation build. More CAP and Reaper strikes please, less patrols please. Also arm the anti-Taliban tribes and get them to take over the Taliban areas.
The Army, killing terrorists over there, so we don’t fall victim to them (again) over here.
Why be anti-war when blowing stuff up and killing people is great fun,more wars please!
Tat = ANTI-WAR MOVEMENT STATEMENT and is a constant liar.
We Brits love a good old dust up too!
I think your just some kind of turd who’s got no bollocks for a fight.
Oh just piss off will you ‘Anti BORE’.
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And are we picking up the bill for Junior’s little trip to London? Does that happen with other MPs? Do we pay for their kith and kin, too? Watch the exes.
You’ll never know.
You do know, however, that you bought me a house.
Racist!
I wish we had been paying him to do nothing for the past 13 years – it would have been billions cheaper
Change the record Guido
What about the Great Railtrack Robbery
You must mean the one perpetrated by Gordon Brown and Stephen Byers.
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=2C34D760A6640397&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&v=oSLMKUXZ3hk
I would have thought they’d cry all the way to the bank. Or a football-groupie filled party
face facts
Brown is a monkey’s cock
Huh!!! He’s nothing like me
A monkey’s cock is useful
What about Camerleggs “Shop a Colleague”scheme?
or shit on your own party
Clegg T*urd says:
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June 24, 2010 at 3:29 pm
or shit on your own party
Hell. Gordon’s got a great job. Only put a couple of hours in since the start of his next four years of ‘employment’?
Just be thankful its only 2 hours, his last full time job cost us £156 billion, can’t be bothered to work out what the hourly rate to the tax payer that was.
Well, he took the piss out of us for thirteen years in government; what makes anybody think he’ll change now?
Erm….think you’ll find that the reason Labour was able to take the piss for thirteen years was because they had a substantial majority in the Commons. If the opposition is totally outnumbered, they can’t do much to oppose legislation (except huff and puff) unless there is a major governing party back-bench rebellion, and we all know that the lobby-fodder were too busy ensuring the continuence of their expenses gravy-train to be wasting effort rebelling.
Bloody hell, I’ve come across some doublethink in my time but you must have an ‘ology’ in it
You are indeed a master of Doublethink. There seems to be some rewriting of history going on, here.
Afghanistan was “invaded” to clear it of Alky-Ada training camps and the Tally-bang government supporting them, and replace it with a more secure government capable of keeping the country and it’s people safe and secure. That, broadly speaking, remains the mission today; it hasn’t always been prosecuted very effectively, but nonetheless that’s the task in hand.
The Iraq invasion was voted for by the Commons after they (and the rest of us) had been duped by the Dodgy Dossier and the 45 minutes claim. The Conservative leader at the time (IDS) did not believe that a British PM would deceive the House over a matter as serious as going to war. Sadly, he (and the rest of us) was mistaken – a British PM (and his accolytes) massaged the intelligence information.
The attack on the Twin Towers was carried out by Alky-Ada, if I recall correctly.
Where were their training camps? And Osama bin Liner’s hideaway? Tora Bora Mountains ring a bell? In – where was it – oh, yes – Afghanistan!
Mackinder’s Heartland Theory goes a long way in explaining the West’s age-old obsession with Afghanistan. Check out the “Pivot Area”. It’s this area that the West is trying to surround and neutralise by invading/controlling the adjacent countries.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Geographical_Pivot_of_History
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46 = nut job.
Gordon’s World Cup tips.
Live from the Nelson Mandela ward, Kirkcaldy Hospital.
Take an ordinary kitchen roll, I prefer Bounce, but any brand will do. Remove the cardboard inner tube and cover it in cellophane. Make a hole about a third of the way along with a sharp implement {ask a nurse to help you}.
Colour the tube with your crayons and you have a made a wonderful Vuvuzela. Just like at the real world cup!
Tune in tomorrow when I’ll be showing you how to make an authentic looking goal out of arm restraints and a bed frame.
Hello everyone. You know watching the world cup has left me really tied up . Literally! but i do have some more great tips.
Take an ordinary pillow case, colour with your own body fluids, tear open the top and wear as a jumper. Lo! A Desmond Tutu outfit. “I’m so happy!”
More tomorrow, after medication time.
Send Emily Nomates to Falkirk.
We need to know if there is one single “consti-uent” Snotty has helped since he was forcibly ejected from No 10.
Why inflict that on Emily? What has she done to deserve that?
Anyway, Emily has moved on to other things, these days.
Emily doesn’t work for Guido any more.
We would like Guido to help us surrender to anyone or anything that frightens us because we are children who don’t have the will to stand in harms way.
Well it seems we have no rights over our own country or who comes here so why should they own theirs.
Just go and lick another window Anti Bore That should shut you up for a while. Pork prodder!
I can get loads to post ere
The defence of Britain starts at our borders which are porous because we have a depleted Coastguard, poorly funded border controls, an EU agreement that forces us to accept other nations’ dross and the legacy of a thirteen year government that hated the English and carried out a culturally damaging exercise in social engineering.
This, in a country surrounded by sea. It would make a cat laugh.
join the militia
It is impossible to underestimate the hatred Labour has for the native English. We might as well have been ruled by Martin McGuiness and Gerry Fucking Adams for the last 13 years.
“Very quick to send British people’s children to die for you, aren’t you, you American coward.”
So the poster @ 2:50pm is responsible for sending people to die is he/she?
Can you explain that statement? And while i’m here i have a question for you; if you’re so upset by the situation why don’t you fuck off to the front line yourself, you fucking coward. Some old dying nutcase went to Pakistan recently to hunt down Os*ma, take a leaf out of his book is you’re so fucking pissed off.
Keyboard mongwarrior!
Hello Tat. Thought it was you. go back to your blog and tell lies there.
Tell us. why is it you are in the UK? America too hot for you?
does AC1 stand for American Consulate1
Are we paying his exe’s so that he can schmooze about his employability in the wider commercial sector?
The little one eyed Scottish bastard.
How dare he after the firkin mess he’s made of the economy and his legacy of tens of thousands of debt to our heirs.
Silent scream and utterance of severe invective that would leave a trooper blushing.
LIBLABCON all con
Guido, give it a rest it is getting boring! I am by no means a fan of the one eyed evil son of the manse however he has just stepped down and will no doubt be doing a lot of behind the scenes work in the consituency. I don’t really think people care what he is doing now, think you should set your talents on a more interesting story
75 = muppetry sock puppet.
more like his nurse is doing a lot of behind the screens work……..until he is removed totally from public life no-one who cares about this country should rest.
I think you are possibly as deluded as regards our former glorious leader. He has gone from strutting the world stage to scuttling around in the political undergrowth. I find his wife’s desire to cash in on her husband’s position somewhat offensive as regards book deals. His apparent intent to do the same equally so. He is paid to represent his constituency. Has he held any surgeries? Does anyone know?
He would even appear to have been airbrushed from history as regards being PM
http://www.scottishlabour.org.uk/people/gordon_brown/284/
It seems members of parliament are now the new aristocracy.
I’m for getting out .first it’s not our war. 2.enough have died. 3. the savings will pay the debt fast.4 we can do a deal with them to mine their resources.Win win win.
Get our troops out and start protecting this country from creeping islamification.
But our biggest threat comes from our own treasonous political/financial classes. Driven by a toxic mix of greed, short-termism, utopian fantasies, and outright malice, these bastards will be directly responsible for the chaos that’s coming.
Figures!! He has always been a waste of space!
Just cancelled the reservation at the Italian restaurant (again!).
YOU WANTA DA SPAGHETTI, OR YOU NO WANTA DA FUKIN’ SPAGHETTI?
Never mind about Gordon, there are more Westminster sex scandals to look forward to, if Old Moore’s Alamanack 2011 is to be believed http://madamearcati.blogspot.com/2010/06/old-moores-almanack-2011-more-political.html
The internet = CB with txt and pictures.It’s days are numbered.
I’m sure I just saw David Miliband coming out of Lime Street Station.
Hard cheese, old fruit.
Liverpool general election polling station chaos caused by ‘catalogue of failures’
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2010/06/24/liverpool-general-election-polling-station-chaos-caused-by-catalogue-of-failures-100252-26714560/
I’d rather hoped he was dead
Guido, leave Gordon alone. Stop making the issue personal. Your system allows for his behavior. Until you kick the executive branch out of the legislature, you’ll see the conduct you criticize repeated again and again by former ministers.
From 1955 to 1964, one of the greatest men in the world, Winston Churchill, likewise had a taxpayer subsidized vacation. What’s your view on that?
JONA IS BACK. wait till he gets his IMF job then he can fuck the world up as well.
Get over it Gordo is entitled to enjoy life now and leave the pantomine coalition to fuck things up grandly!
Enjoy his life!
After one the one eyed mentalist did to us and our country?
I hope the fecker get Ebola and Leprosy all at the same time whilst he is locked up in his padded cell.
The fecker!
Best Prime Minister and Chancellor we’ve ever had. No messing. Has anyone been up and asked his constituents if they have a problem with him actually being in the constituency for a while after 13 years in Downing Street? Thought not.
They say Gordie has been talking to a Kennedy. It can’t be JFK or Bobby they have been dead for years or Teddy who cashed in his chips last year. Unless of course he is now so mad he is talking to the dead. Discounting that theory it must be his fellow Scot Charlie he is talking to.
The regiment is plural whereas Gordon is singular
Feathering his OWN NEST !
Gordon Brown has refused to take his prime ministers pension, so what is wrong with him looking for a job? How do you make your cash? This post is just another weak and pathetic attack on a decent (if psychologically flawed) man. Meanwhile what good are you doing for the world? Nothing as far as we can tell from your tory toff blog for idiots and nasty people.
If only mcdoom had put in 4% appearance as pm, the country would be a lot better off.
He’ll remain the most despised man in the uk until the day he dies, but he’ll never admit, even to himself, that he’s ever made any mistakes. Everything’ll always be someone else’s fault, and he’ll still see himself as the second coming.
He’s simply an evil spiteful fuckwit who happened to be lucky enough to be surrounded by people who were so mind-blowingly stupid/corrupt that they were willing to put/keep him in charge for 13 years even though they all knew he was turning the country to complete shit.
I’ll never forgive brown, but equally I’ll never forgive labour for being complicit in 13 years’ worth of earch-scorching treason.
I’ll tell you something else too; I’ll never forgive Blair for giving in to Brown over reform back in 97. At that point, when Brown said “look, I’m going to run the country/economy, you go do something international and look big. don’t touch domestic policy, that’s my business. I’m going to fuck these english bastards good and proper, and it’ll take generations to pay back the debt from all my useless money-burning shit.” Blair should have said “sorry mate, I’m the PM with the biggest landslide victory for about 50 years, so you can just fuck off and die you evil shit.”
Damned Blair indeed.
Doubly damned because when Brown refused him more funds for Afghan war, Blair failed to fire him and thus bought himself peace and quiet at the expense of dozens of soldiers killed because of poor equipment and lack of helicopters. This gutless acquiescence is Blair’s most evil act and the one that will haunt him. He can lie to all around him but the man in the mirror will look back at him and say “You bought Brown off with lives of your soldiers”
Gordon Brown is enjoying a spot of cycling these days…
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/24/article-1289373-0A2F6DD3000005DC-466_468x286.jpg
The sad thing is, it is possible to imagine that he started with the best of intentions.
But then Enoch Powell’s dictum came into force – “All political careers end in failure”
Nevertheless – good riddance
Guido, if you are nort but the flap of a butterflies wing in the dense jungles of the Amozan that adds to the wrecking hurricane that should be blowing against this turd then you are doing every person in Britain a real favour. It might just make Bananaboy think twice before he fucks up the entire country like McDud. God save common decensy put him in a straight jacket and throw him in Loch Ness.