Krude de Gulf
Those pesky Don’t Panic kids went along to a BP drinks party…
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
They could do with a nice cup of camomile tea.
And a hob-nob.
ask nell…shes always good with the hob nobs
I didn’t know Buddy Holly was still alive, the four eyed twat.
My word, he’s a smug little cocksnogger. Shouldn’t he be in a basement whispering about eco-revolutions with a small group of genocide supporting arsehats. Or perhaps lending his support to some girl he secretly fancies but would never dream of asking her out as it would be so stereotypical of the male fascist culture built by the repressive generations. So instead he grows a beard to make her less self-conscious about her own rather impressive moustache.
Twaaaaaat!
Hypoctitical tossers.
Quite happy to use all the benefits oil brings – planes, trains, automobiles, electricity on tap, plastics; you name it – but whinging about the people who provide the means for their comfortable life.
Grow up, you fucking arseholes. Use your brains a bit – assuming you’ve got one.
who is that bearded poof
Nice idea. A pity that speccy four-oclock shadow is about as funny as a twat on fire.
still funnier than Rich and Mark.
A twat on fire…..I’d laugh at that.
Has managed to cultivate the same kinda urban speccy punchbag persona as Marcuse Brigstocke.
Marcus Brigstocke – there’s a twat who should be on fire.
You lot with the petrol, form an orderly queue. It’s backed up past Norwich
Isn’t that chap in the picture the same person who is in the advert under Guido’s banner?
who’s funding that twat in Guidos banner
No
How much had he taken and what was it?
According to your Twitter feed Guido, it looks as though someone is none to impressed with the amount of profanity in your comments section.
When i see curse words i replace them in my mind with words like blimey! and Flip!
It helps.
SKRAAAAA-EERRRWWKK!!! (tweetle) SWEATYFLANGE!!! (dılɟ)
A sensible and rational solution.
Perhaps a profanity filter that replaces curse words with Beatles lyrics is in order?
“I’m gonna Hey Jude you right in the Penny Lane!”
Let’s make this happen! :3
Clever gag but about three minutes too long.
I think Heydon Prowse should get used to being a waiter.
Don’t bother. There’s nothing to see. And you cannot get that five minutes back.
Spend billion going to war with Iraq over oil and when we give it to them for free they moan.
Would it not be the most delicious thing if the bosses at BP stopped grovelling and decided to raise the obscene 20 billion demanded by Obama by disposing of some or all of their US assets to a state-controlled Chinese conglomerate?
Just think of the possible political, military, industrial, strategic and security implications.
Instead of dealing with toothless British poodles Obama would be facing slightly different characters.
He would turn white from fear and then shit himself. Not a pretty sight. On second thoughts…
Is it not a pity that no one at BP would even dream of turning the tables on that arrogant, petulant and offensive individual?
That is a most excellent suggestion.
Velly solly Mr Third World Plesident. Great Chinee Tiger needs dwink of oil to keep great economy toiling. No more oil for you today.
Pleese do not be invading. Chinee army many more powerful.
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http://www.linkezeitung.de/cms/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=8671&Itemid=35
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http://www.linkezeitung.de/cms/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=8671&Itemid=35
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Why do you put crap like this guy on your site? Stop hassling BP and blame the US operator and the marxist moron in the White House
http://mises.org/daily/4488
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BP are gulity as hell and I will kick their ass. Haliburton had nothing to do with this. The fact that they concreated a well that blew off the coast of Australia earlier this year is not relevant. BP must pay every cent towards clean up, that and my social programmes which congress wont fund.
As an American I welcome that Transocean will pay dividends this year and recognise the fact that they made profit from their rig insurance – a great example of an American firm at work. And I want to recognise another great American firm who I’ve paid no attention to until now… Cameron who made the blow out preventer which was built to standards requested by ,and maintained by Transocean.
So as you can see my fellow Americans, BP are the gulity party and I dispise them for how they have steped up to try and stop this mess whilst the other fine American firms have walked away. Clearly Tony Hayward and BP don’t give a damn. They must be made to pay… now please vote for my party in the mid-terms…
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What? Some art exhibition should be closed because BP are dicks?
Really raging against the machine. Especially the guy handing out crude oil, look at him shining a spot light on the hypocrisy of the art going crowd. RAGE ON BROTHER!
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