June 24th, 2010

Krude de Gulf


36 Comments

  1. 1

    They could do with a nice cup of camomile tea.

    And a hob-nob.

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  2. 2
    hoobah says:

    I didn’t know Buddy Holly was still alive, the four eyed twat.

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    • 13
      Animal says:

      My word, he’s a smug little cocksnogger. Shouldn’t he be in a basement whispering about eco-revolutions with a small group of genocide supporting arsehats. Or perhaps lending his support to some girl he secretly fancies but would never dream of asking her out as it would be so stereotypical of the male fascist culture built by the repressive generations. So instead he grows a beard to make her less self-conscious about her own rather impressive moustache.

      Twaaaaaat!

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    • 20
      Engineer says:

      Hypoctitical tossers.

      Quite happy to use all the benefits oil brings – planes, trains, automobiles, electricity on tap, plastics; you name it – but whinging about the people who provide the means for their comfortable life.

      Grow up, you fucking arseholes. Use your brains a bit – assuming you’ve got one.

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  3. 3
    Charles the educated monkey says:

    who is that bearded poof

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  4. 4
    George Street says:

    Nice idea. A pity that speccy four-oclock shadow is about as funny as a twat on fire.

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  5. 5

    Isn’t that chap in the picture the same person who is in the advert under Guido’s banner?

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  6. 8

    How much had he taken and what was it?

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  7. 9

    According to your Twitter feed Guido, it looks as though someone is none to impressed with the amount of profanity in your comments section.

    When i see curse words i replace them in my mind with words like blimey! and Flip!

    It helps.

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  8. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Clever gag but about three minutes too long.

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  9. 17
    Heydon Mouse says:

    I think Heydon Prowse should get used to being a waiter.

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  10. 18
    Peasant says:

    Don’t bother. There’s nothing to see. And you cannot get that five minutes back.

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  11. 21
    Anonymous says:

    Spend billion going to war with Iraq over oil and when we give it to them for free they moan.

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    • 25
      Anonymous says:

      Would it not be the most delicious thing if the bosses at BP stopped grovelling and decided to raise the obscene 20 billion demanded by Obama by disposing of some or all of their US assets to a state-controlled Chinese conglomerate?
      Just think of the possible political, military, industrial, strategic and security implications.
      Instead of dealing with toothless British poodles Obama would be facing slightly different characters.
      He would turn white from fear and then shit himself. Not a pretty sight. On second thoughts…
      Is it not a pity that no one at BP would even dream of turning the tables on that arrogant, petulant and offensive individual?

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      • 29
        Smig says:

        That is a most excellent suggestion.

        Velly solly Mr Third World Plesident. Great Chinee Tiger needs dwink of oil to keep great economy toiling. No more oil for you today.

        Pleese do not be invading. Chinee army many more powerful.

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    Gulf Stream says:

    Why do you put crap like this guy on your site? Stop hassling BP and blame the US operator and the marxist moron in the White House

    http://mises.org/daily/4488

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  14. 30
    Obama says:

    BP are gulity as hell and I will kick their ass. Haliburton had nothing to do with this. The fact that they concreated a well that blew off the coast of Australia earlier this year is not relevant. BP must pay every cent towards clean up, that and my social programmes which congress wont fund.

    As an American I welcome that Transocean will pay dividends this year and recognise the fact that they made profit from their rig insurance – a great example of an American firm at work. And I want to recognise another great American firm who I’ve paid no attention to until now… Cameron who made the blow out preventer which was built to standards requested by ,and maintained by Transocean.

    So as you can see my fellow Americans, BP are the gulity party and I dispise them for how they have steped up to try and stop this mess whilst the other fine American firms have walked away. Clearly Tony Hayward and BP don’t give a damn. They must be made to pay… now please vote for my party in the mid-terms…

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    • 31
      The Wawl Street Wayler says:

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      MA CHOQK BONNIEBONS

      AZWRITSO

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      ASTA

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        BALAAM BHOQKXSZER says:

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  15. 33
    Anonymous says:

    What? Some art exhibition should be closed because BP are dicks?

    Really raging against the machine. Especially the guy handing out crude oil, look at him shining a spot light on the hypocrisy of the art going crowd. RAGE ON BROTHER!

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    HARD PARTEA GURL AMBER LEE NEQKTAR IN BONY FYDO WHIMBULLDON GURL KIT says:

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    HARD PARTEA GURL AMBER LEE NEQKTAR IN SPORTING ENGLAND KIT says:

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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