Worth Its Weight In Gold
Given the Chief Secretary of the Treasury is himself somewhat lacking in financial expertise, you would think he would select his Special Advisor carefully for their financial prowess. Instead he has thrown yet another lifeline to a friend. Like he did with Willie Rennie in the Scotland Office, Danny Alexander has made another failed LibDem MP, Julia Goldsworthy, his SpAd. If the public wanted these people to stay in Westminster they would have voted for them.
Given her boss is in charge of reining in public spending it’s hardly reassuring to know a woman who spent over a grand of taxpayers’ money on a rocking chair is whispering advice in his ear.
Initially the position is unpaid since Goldsworthy had, with a lack of foresight, just taken a £30,000 MP’s resettlement grant which kind of disqualifies her from taking an immediate government salary. Though with her spending habits that can’t last long…
Nice tits though
I’ll wager she has a cracking set of pins too – in my mind anyway.
Anyone got a photo of her lower half?
Several. All with her in, *ahem*, compromising positions…
It’s amazing, the things you can do with a zoom lens and a questionable set of morals.
I know
What happened to the cleaning up politics and we are all in this together? Was this part of Harperson’s equality selection procedure? Did she have an interview?
Already disillusioned with the slogans used by the Tories and Lib Dems. MP club continues. Come on Telegraph start attacking them as they deserve.
Guido, what happened about the report from the Treasury enlightening us why McBrown sold our gold?
Wanna buy one?
please
Fantastic news.
Matthew Taylor (the Lib Dem one, not the Labour one) has never been able to have sex in the Treasury before.
Corruption with tits and a corrupt dick employing her.
Hell of a beak on her, mind.
Poor girl must have to three-point-turn her way out of a phonebox…
A big nose means a big clit MisterE. Didn’t they teach you nuffink in the seminary?
Christ – I’d be surprised if she didn’t have to buy her shoes in 3′s, if that’s true…
Eyebrows would indicate quite hairy too. I wonder is she goes for the natural look?
She’s a back door lesbo. Looks great in rubber with a strap on. I can just hear all those LibDems greasing up as I write.
Hmm. Maybe. But she’s got cold dead eyes that reveal no soul. Her hair’s a mess and her nose is too big. And is that Jimmy Hill’s chin?
I still would though, Tessa
WTF does she know about fistal stimulus?
Fiscal or fisting?
She’s a thick slag.
Fire… poker… mantle-piece?
Well, there are always paper bags, I suppose.
But she looks like a Bunny Boiler to me.
As one of those that went to the trouble of voting her out I am more than a little annoyed that this expenses cheat is working for the government. She was also a crap local MP and abstained from the Lisbon treaty referendum vote even though 99% of he constituents wanted a referendum.
I thought abstention was as good as you got?
Weren’t they under full whip to vote against, with sanctions threatened even if they abstained?
Yes you are right and she did vote against it.
Not sure about exactly how right i was.
“Nick Clegg, the Liberal Democrat leader, may be about to make parliamentary history by ordering his colleagues — on pain of political torture, or worse — not to vote at all. ”
The standard position was to abstain, even though there were libdems who complained loudly, resigned posts etc.
Vote all you like.the only vote that will teach these bastards is a jury.
The coalition has something of Caligula about it.
I bet she’s got a bigger cock than Beaker.
Do you recon that she likes a spot of back door action?
What’s that… tradesman’s entrance?
Beat me to it!
would you? i recon she’s dead kinky
Nah mate, I’ve heard her moans in Portcullis House. She’s just too dull.
She’s very tall.
I agree… but a stint of soixante-neuf is a luscious remedy!
You are what you eat
Nice one Pussy… LOL
Takes a bow
What? Even when she’s lying down?
what tits they look rather small to me
And at the end of the day isn’t that the most important matter?
Just for a moment the Goldsworthy strumpet is in the shadow of the Quote of the Day.
Andy Burnham, Shadow Health Secretary, defending New Labour’s target culture…
“(Those targets) improved the NHS immeasurably over the last decade”
Absolutely brilliant!
Not often I’ll say of a Labourite’s ranting that I couldn’t have put it better myself.
Andy Burnham is a twat , He got support for his leadership bid from get this , Jaime Carragher , Talk about a bright spark
What planet are you living on? Round this way, the NHS is just about as crap as it’s always been. I now have a private dentist because I couldn’t get an NHS one. I resent paying £110 billion a year to be treated as a nuisance.
You might like to ask the people of North Staffordshire for their opinion of Burnham’s comment.
The NHS has become focussed on treating targets, not patients. Most of the time targets achieve little or nothing or are detrimental to patient care. I once spoke to a Chief Executive of an Acute Trust who told me he had to guess which of the scores of targets he had to achieve to keep his job. A lot of them were contradictory to other targets.
Exactly. Our local A&E were so concerned to discharge my son before he “breached” that they did so without getting to the root of the problem. It was left to me to discover on the internet that he had been prescribed the wrong pen device to inject the insulin cartridges that he was prescribed at the same time.
I thank God I only found out I’d got cancer after moving to west Cork.The thought of having to be treated in some ghastly SW London hospital would have pushed me over the edge.(It’s not everybody who gets to The Marsden).Even the journey to hospitals in London is a nightmare.A bus to St George’s from Putney takes about the same time as it does to travel 50 miles across country here.Plenty of parking here too. I have received absolutely amazing care here.Brilliant wonderful doctors and nurses. Spotless wards. Great dental services too. Wish we’d moved here years ago. You can keep your ****** NHS.
I think “immeasurably” should be interpreted as “bugger all” in this context!
I think the point is:
How many people are employed by the NHS specifically to measure the actuals against targets?
Half the NHS by the look of it.
This is why the Libdems never had and never will have a snowball’s hope in hell of getting into government..
D’oh!
Just wonder what they would now be saying about the budget if they were still in opposition
They did it nearly a century ago,then people realised they were shit and ….well you know the rest,see you in another hundred years Cleggy
whats happened to dolly?
Did she pay VAT on that rocking chair?
She obviously got the job on looks and with those tits I can guess what the rocking chair was for, on-the-job training a legitimate expense.
There was a section in The Joy of Sex on the merits of rocking chairs and coition.
Was there anything about dressinggown cords and wardrobe railings, too?
That’s appalling, making fun of a suicide attempt especially a successful one. Rant rant outrage etc.
OK, it probably wasn’t a suicide attempt.
Whatever coition is, I don’t get enough of it.
Oooh I would fuck her senseless, but it would probably be more of a challenge to fuck some sense into her
ROFL!
Most of this thread is dreary smutty shoolboy ‘humour’ [not]
- But that one made me larf out loud
Good luck sloviana
Where is sloviana? I’d never heard of it until this football game was mentioned.
Its one of those Balkan countries that always seem about to invade their neighbours.
.
Massacredonia-
Bombnia
Hurtimgodinia
Albashnia
Crushatia and so on.
Completely revitalised the mini cab industry in this country -
Crustacia, surely? Hard-skinned people, those.
And how!
All the women have got crabs
Steady Bill! Jivoli!!!
at your next wimbledon match the whole crowd will be blowing england vuvuzelas everytime you lose a point, I gave them away free.
Gave them away free, no wonder you’re out of work.
true engerland wimbledon fans would have paid you you double to blow their vuvuzelas everytime murray was about to serve.
“that can’t last for long…”
Gone in sixty seconds. You sure it was a ‘rocking’ chair not something altogether more intimate?
A rocking horse. Of course.
It’s progressive dear boy.
She will understand the needs of hard pressed politicians and Westminster people; a good choice.
Remember, we are all in this together, but some people are more in it than others.
£106,000 housing allowance paid to one family, now that is progressive, a progressive jackpot.
And they will still pay £240 for a single house or £440 for a two bed, not a month a week.
And we wonder why the country is really bankrupt.
Give them a new tent to make up for the one they left at sangate, and a map of Srotland.
Are you working your keyboard with a hammer??
I don’t know ,if he put a c after s.
What astounded me is it takes all of the tax and national insurance from 16 median-wage workers to pay for that £106K.
I don’t know how Labour MPs have the gall to show their faces in public for allowing this situation to come about. They are truly the Parasite Party.
Interesting all the ‘families’ cited are foreign (and appear to be Muslim too). One husband even had housing benefit paid for him to live in a SEPARATE hopuse, as they thought a six bed house wasn;t big enough for them.
Wonder what that has to do with who they employ in the council housing depts. Bet no English person would get that kind of housing benefit. I live in a cheap cottage (for the area) yet my housing benefit falls £100 (ie 1/5) short per month, and I’ve worked hard all my life here and paid my tax and stamps when I could (having a disability I spent some periods unemployed, not by choice)
Without these disgusting excess payments to God knows who off the banana boats, we native pensioners might be getting a decent pension we could actually live on without getting ever deeper in debt
Good luck Slovenia sort the pommie barstards out
I’d like to wish the England team all the very best of luck.
Shit, we’re doomed!
Oh nooooooo! The curse of the one-eyed Jonah is upon us! Flee!!
Did you enjoy yesterday’s limited-overs international, Shane?
ooooooh it was lovely!
The only bright spot from the world cup is that the french went home before england
Yeah the engerlish couldn’t even win that.
Apparently they’re re releasing Avatar in France, it’s the only way they can see a blue team win.
Technically, being defeated first is not ‘winning’.
They’re called Special Advisors aren’t they, and she knows nothing about finance? So what will she be advising you on Danny?
I was advised to sell gold. Today it is at $1240 but Scotland made a profit because we bought euros instead.
Is it the same sort of ‘specials’ you see advertised on business cards in phone boxes?
Have covered alot of ground today from school run to bloomsbury to south ken to nott hill to west end. Thk goodness for oyster cards.
http://twitter.com/SarahBrownUK/status/16776151704
while her “husband ” is in scotland
Gordon is now living in a shed in his back garden
http://www.shedworking.co.uk/2010/06/gordon-brown-new-life-as-shedworker.html
Anyone got a can of petrol?
Isn’t Gordon claiming expenses on his north Queensferry house as a second home? If he is now living there full time then that would surely be fraud. It was reported that sarah lives in London during the week while the boys go to their London schools. She then takes the boys up to Jockland at the weekend to see their dad.
Some excuse was given that it was better for the boys to remain in their London schools but as they are so young that makes no sense. Unless Gordon has failed his constituents and all the schools in his area are below standard.
Yup. Who’s got the match?
I would usually have a great deal of profanity to unleash at this post – but i won’t.
I will not swear anymore.
I will be tolerant to other people’s religious beliefs.
I will not engage in argy-bargy up and down the thread, even when goaded.
I am new and improved.
Sarah, i hope you have a lovely day.
I give it 4 hours.
That is a rather optimistic prediction Bill.
Are you offering odds on that?
Kirkcaldy Kirsty is using CPs moniker
OK concrete, you can breath again now.
yer ‘avin a larf conkers…this haz got 2 b an imposta innit..firkin neva fort u wud go porsh on us
Is ‘Oyster cards’ code? Pray tell all of your Mother-of-Pearl, wink wink
Who the f…..k cares? She is a total bore.Why doesn’t she take her Jock born children and p….s off back to Jockland?
… or take her welcome mat off to the rugmuncher in Canterbury.
I wonder what sort of SpAd David Laws would have chosen. Hmm…
http://gaygamer.net/images/ymca.jpg
Didnt Gordon have Balls as a spad?
Yes, but then he made a balls of everything.
Hunt
Gordon’s like a sugar daddy to me, he got me where I am today.
If shit were sugar….
Is that Huhne?
Err Guido following that logic means if the public wanted David Cameron as a prime minister they would of gave the Consveratives a majority.
ORLY?
Who got more votes than him pray tell?
The Progressive Alliance.
Didn’t you see them on the ballot paper?
WOULD HAVE GIVEN!!!!!!!
Why is the top link to the right there “Boy George’s Voice Finally Broke”, marked as emily nomates, when its an article by Juliet Samuel?
Whooosh!
http://tinyurl.com/39uptc8
oh no wonder she got no mates
errr its worse than that.
I was mixing her up with cityam’s columnist with better hair and at least three letters of her name in common.
The answer is at the Sunlight Centre!!!
Brazen hussy.
Didnt Balls and co put vat up 2.5% in january?
Oui
Balls & Co actually put it up by 16.67%
We actually increased almost every tax during out 13 year reign of terror. But back then increasing taxes always and in all circumstances was the right thing to do. This is a Tory tax. The BBC will explain and President Omaha agrees with me.
Out of interest, Gordon, what was going through your tiny little mind when you increased the lowest-paid workers’ income tax by 100%?
What David Cameron and Nick Clegg didn’t realise was that there is no money left !! Good luck !
Did Ed Balls pay VAT on the three homes he flipped as an MP ??
Lifted from the comments section in the Grauniad – love it!
“The economy is on the up after the shortest of blips: more people in jobs than ever, with the unemployment rise probably only a lag from last year’s dip. Tax receipts are flowing nicely again. People used to laugh when Brown bombastically promised to end boom and bust: it was once the natural British economic weather. Who’s having the last laugh now?”
Polly Toynbee, March 2006
The most nauseating and hypocritical of all the guardanistas columnists and that’s saying something. A champagne socialist that changes her mind at the slightest whim.
Back gordon brown, don’t back gorodn brown, back the libdems don’t back the libdems. She’s great at using the latest ‘in’ words ‘progressive’ this, ‘progressive’ that without having a clue what she’s talking about.
One minutes she’s telling her slave public service readers and BBC fan club at the guardian about the environmental disaster caused by flying, the next thing she’s jetting off to her second mansion in tuscany.
A truly evil nauseating hypocritical champagne socialist twat.
I come a close second.
Baroness Surly Williams should challenge both of them to a handbags-at-dawn duel for the title. Privately educated bobbysoxer that shut down the Grammar Schools and ended a path out of poverty for smart working class kids.
We had a parrot called Polly, it spoke the same informed way
Marxists have been rewriting history ever since they appeared on the planet.
No doubt we will return to the “golden”, Brown years, in the fullness of time
can’t someone shut that ball’s mouth permenantly..hes such an irritating twat
permanently….sorry scumbag even makes my spelling go gormless
For those of you who think Guido has been a bit off colour recently, what with all those typos and silly season stories, give the guy a break, he does have other irons in the fire you know.
http://www.guidospizza.com/
Mmm – make mine a pepperoni.
Seasoned with extra love.
Lol.
Good spot!
Applause
Julia Crumpet Goldsworthy -
Surely the LimpDicks haven’t appointed a Chief Secretary who is normal?
Must have been a mistake.
Do they do normal, probably a dyke.
“normal”…?
I take it you’re one of them.
Normal? Yes…
“normal”…?
Judging by the pose in the photo she is hoping to increase somebody’s GDP – for only a small fee of course!
I’d do her at a push…lucky bitch
People have been tweeting about the matches in the World cup using the first three letters of the country – like #eng or #fra.
Lucky for them Nigeria never played Germany.
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cock.
Fuck off Jonty, you minging little ginger.
what i actually meant was
hahahaehehehehehohhohohohoh
let me suck your cock mr nazi and lick your big leather boots.
OK
You say ‘wacist’ like it’s a bad thing.
England will stroll into the second round of the World Cup today and it’s all down to David Cameron.
He’s offered the Slovenian squad British passports if they let us win
Why don’t you just wish the Slovenian team all best you twat? Job done, and no more fucking mouths to feed.
I am off to madrid , Lower tax
Not for long
Value Added Tax (VAT) used to be called a “luxury tax” i.e. applicable to non-essential items like a BMW convertible, a porsche carrera, a 150″ wall mounted plasma, a yacht and the likes.
The more expensive these non-essential items were the more VAT was paid, simple fair and reasonable and that is why I object to VAT increase on vuvuzelas, now an essential part of life.
I’ll buy one at half price before the vat goesup. it’ll become a collectors item to be used by my great grandson in 46 years time when engerland qualify for the next world cup.
why no vat on kids clothes. are clothes a luxury for adults.
Obviously they are. Let’s all go buck-naked in the streets. If plod objects, we’ve got a pretty water-tight defence.
not in nudist colony
Hey , thanks for voting that strange scottish bloke out , He kept phoning and trying to get in all the photos . This new bloke seem normal and doesnt try and kiss my arse anyway i have a little spill to clear up and whoop some arse
It appears the great hoon is deliberately prolonging the oil spill disaster for political effect!
http://beforeitsnews.com/news/83/795/Obama_Is_Deliberately_Protracting_Gulf_Oil_Disaster.html
I’d make her my spad. I’d have her sit under my desk, mouth open…
I make her swallow my spad
Labour have the dirt on Goldsworth. Looks like she was playing the london property market at the taxpayer’s expense and housing her boyfriend at the taxpayer’s expense. The rocking chair was just small change for her.
http://www.labourmatters.com/cornwall-labour/lib-dem-mp-julia-goldsworthy-has-unanswered-questions-over-expenses/
Naughty little minx… she needs a spanking.
She should fall on my sword.
Anybody who manages to lose to the hapless George Useless MP cannot be much cop!
Dont knock gingers
either way
Indeed, our flame haired brethren need our support in these intolerant times.
You’re a very thoughtful man Ray.
Look at the muscles on it.
Are you day-dreaming about the pleasures of a lady with well-developed minge muscles?
Oh shit! You know who I am!!!!!
In another 15 years, those arms will be big flabby bingo wings.
Can we sell scotland and wales to help the debt problem?
won’t get much for either county
They’re not real countries.
I’m pig sick of all the publicity the government is giving to liebour after their worst election result since 1931. The BBC can’t get enough of the losers leadership challenge; now even the police are promoting Dinin Abouts leadership rants: http://tinyurl.com/2djc52v
Danny Alexander, just another corrupt Liberal Democrat jobs for his friends Conservative whore.
This appointment proves beyond any doubt that Danny Alexander is a corrupt individual who is not fit to hold office.
This appointment ensures, following the contractionary anti manifesto budget yesterday and Huhne’s affair with a married woman, that this Janus coalition will not be re-elected and that both of the parties in this dog’s dinner of a power share will act as liabilities for each other for the rest of this parliament.
This is turning out better than could possibly have been imagined.
Danny Alexander: the early years as a patriotic citizen of the EU:
Let us be quite clear on this point: Danny Alexander is a fucking traitor, end of story.
He is an EU stooge and so he is a traitor to his country.
He is the fellow axe man alongside the psychopath axe wielder George Osborne and so he is a traitor to his party.
He has employed a nobody who has no knowledge of economics to advise him on economics because they are his friend and so he is a traitor to the taxpayer.
Danny Alexander is just fucking treacherous scum when you think about it.
The only thing he is loyal to is his own bank account.
Fuck off out of public life Alexander you fucking self serving c unt.
This is starting to look like an obscene feast in the palace of the french aristocracy
does he take it up the bruni ?
Good job we got rid of them then.
And £400 a month on food is taking the piss.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4019321.stm
That’s per day mate, and 1980′s money.
Prescott would starve if that’s all he could trough.
I love man city
Maybe you should fuck off to ManCity.com then.
Bye.
Man city? Sounds like my kind of place..
watch July 1st for a spike in gold.
Just watch for the spike when I have my spad under the desk
How come you can find a great picture of Spad Julia, but you can’t find one of Eleanor Shawcross, allegedly just as pulchritudinous?
Fuck off you wanker.
“Between 2005 and 2008 she also regularly claimed £400 per month for food
without providing receipts to prove the expenditure.”
She was on the game on Channel 4.
she looks fabulous in lycra…….
Amateur
OUT OUT OUT
Is it broken?
Danny Alexander will have to resign for employing a friend in a job they offer no value to.
She has no experience of economics other than ripping off the taxpayer with her fraudulent expense claims. Danny’s reason for giving her the job is that he thinks she will fuck him as a reward.
That is simply not a good enough reason to employ her.
Danny will have to go I’m afraid.
seconded
PS.it’s the only way these bastards will learn,take them down and take them down fast
Bring back David Laws, all is forgiven.
I think we should give Hitler another chance, to be honest.
Too late. Goldman Sachs has got him.
Utterly reprehensible.
hate to throw cold water on your fire, she has a postgraduate degree in economics from Birkbeck and was the Lib Dem Shadow Chief Secretary for a couple of years
So after all those years of saying they were different, the Libdems turned out as crooked as the rest of the sleazy bunch.
watching Prat Morgans travels last night in Marbella. I thought how nice for the rich to get out of CGT by paying a set fee to be registered to live in Gibralter while actually living in Marbella and selling their UK company free of CGT and Inheritance tax.Not hard to see what Osbourne is eh?,a banker perchance.
Shocking.
The “Ginger Shagger” has clearly appointed her for services rendered, no doubt another notch on his knob before passing her around for little favours.
A promising start but not in the same league as Silvio Berlusconi.
Just found this out on the web,should make it quote of the day.
Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end
I’m just glad she is no longer my MP and I don’t get her unsolicited crap through my letter box any more.
Cue jokes about her box etc
I’m all for more eye candy on the govt benches, I would…….
You will not find it on the opposyion benches such that Richard Timney had to go to the excellent TelevisionX for his lookers.
Unpaid, eh? I wonder if they’re being completely compliant with minimum wage legislation?
Oh silly me, I forgot, laws only apply to the little people, not to politicians.
‘ . . In March 2006 Julia joined the Shadow Cabinet as Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury . . ‘
[http://www.libdems.org.uk/parliamentary_candidates_detail.aspx?name=Julia_Goldsworthy&pPK=fcba00e2-da38-4a84-94ef-45eccb9ee2d9]
So she is not completely unqualified for the job as posters here ignorantly claim.
R-o-c-k-i-n-g H-o-r-s-e
and has no experience outside politics unless being a researcher for ‘Shagger’ Taylor counts, hes straight just has an eye for the local high school girlies. A few skeletons in his closet im sure