Rumour has it that the Daily Mail has caught Boris playing on the vuvuzela away from home. Best he remember to bring five of them home for the kids…
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Sun says…
“Why doesn’t George Osborne just get a box of matches, set fire to his Budget and start all over again?”
LOL !!
Boris can blow on my vulvazulus any time , hun x
E x .
I think even Boris will have trouble bringing 5 home from SA without the tabloids finding out. Though he is very athletic between the posts.
Cripes!!
Boris just won’t care.
But in mine!
Gordon Brown’s Economic Clusterfuck – NOT IN MY NAME
Economic Clusterfuck – NOT IN MY NAME
With any luck, he’ll blowe it up yer vuvuzela as well.
Stupid, blond bimbo. You are not much better, Ewanme. Love anyway.
Log in, log out, slurrp, log on, log off, guzzle more, swap sites, glug, swap back, sink another, down a large one, go for a log out, pour another …….
are you shagging goldfish ?
that’s one euphamism for it
Is blowing a vuvuzela like tonguing a vulva?
yes it is
Affirmative. Can you tongue Uhura’s vulva to 110% and get us out of here, Scotty?
Yes that’s why they could only stammer vu-vu-zel-a. You can rest assured that all those africans blowing on their trumpets are thinking about other things. That is why the sound does not vary with the on-field play.
we’re all blowing each other together.
Petronella won’t be playing with his vuvuzela any more.
You’re going to upset the deep political posters with that headline Fawkes.
I, however have the political insight of a shellfish.
With that in mind, i think Bozza is playing the vuvuzela out of the wrong hole.
Deep political posters? Aha ha ha. Which site do they frequent, then?
You obviously didn’t heck No 6 below before posting that.
300 dead British troops from Afghanistan.
£200 Million of BRitish taxpayers money promised to the corrupt Karzai last week.
How many more years must Britain’s political warmongers indulge in this pointless quagmire to placate the Americans ?
thats a lot of money for karzai blocks isn’ it ? are you sure you’ve got this right…in the uk you can shove a bogblock up for £200
I mean the corrupt Karzai 300 British troops died to keep safe as President, who threatened to join the Taliban a few weeks ago and who’s brother is one of the biggest drug smugglers on the planet.
Is he now? This brother of his – has he got a bounty on his head?
Is it tax-free?
Your taxes and mine are paying for our troops to be killed in the defence of these drug dealers.
Out of Afghanistan NOW!!!
Read a book on alcy aida written by a Pakistani journalist and it opened with 18th century British Army officers quotes, nothing has changed in all that time
Boris is used to blowing his own trumpet….or is that being blown by a strumpet?
BJ loves a BJ.
he’s not the only one
Who doesn’t?
Big Jobby in your case presumably Mark
I’m not averse to one. I’m a Star – a Super Star and everyone loves me and reads my drivel in the Mail
I am totally ashamed of myself.
I’m not.
So you don’t shove turds back up your arse because your tight.
You go too far!
we need these at wimbledon…come on tim.
Piss off Tim. And Andy.
Anyone but fucking Murray, the only Andy i want to see win Wimbledon is Roddick.
Boris has always got the horn.
Wahey, lad! Me too!
You and your chickens, Prezza. I knows you like a bit of breast now an’ again.
how much did it cost him?
dont’ tell the missus
too late!
Get’s?
the gets always got the horn…is that better
Once you get it, you’ve got it.
Why does “Pee Stains” always seem to disappear?
Evaporation?
Fucking Captwatio should sign up Boris for the England team, we need some hard tackling being put in. Take a look at this mother fucking tackle.
Boris is definitely interested in the ‘top job’.
And Dave is none to happy about it.
I’ve just done a top jobby. I’m very proud of it. I told the nice man in the long white coat about it. He said next time I shouldn’t do my top jobby in bed.
jobby jobby plop plop,
jobby jobby plop plop,
bum bum pooo!!!
Proof-reader for the Maximum Imbeciles autobiography are you?
‘As I told US President Barak Omaha when we met at the Hyatt Regency Kitchen Vegetable Preparation Area….’
..
‘As I told world famous climate expert and former US Vice-President Al Gore at our ad hoc Broom Cupboard summit….
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APPENDIX 6.3.II.
Picture of me (Gordon Brown, PM of UK) at Belsen looking terribly concerned…
Cameron borrows can-do-better attitude from ‘brilliant Barack’
The man who could be America’s first black president won ringing praise yesterday from the man who could be Britain’s 19th old Etonian prime minister.
David Cameron said he hugely admired Barack Obama, the front-running contender for the Democrat nomination, and vowed to bring some of the same spirit to the British political debate.
“I’m enjoying watching Barack Obama. I think he’s a brilliant speaker, I think his optimism and sense of hope for the future is inspiring a lot of people. It’s great to see. Too often [politics] gets down to hope and fear and I think it’s wonderful when hope wins. I’m enjoying watching him, I must say. I think he’s compelling,” Cameron told Radio 5 Live’s Breakfast programme.
“What people like is the sense that Obama generates, that we don’t have to be like this, we can do better… I think we need that same sense of possibility here.”
“He is a very easy person to talk with, to exchange views with. He’s an incredibly impressive politician and leader but he’s also an extremely personable human being and someone it’s easy to get on with and to strike up a relationship with.
“It’s my second meeting and it’s always enjoyable to meet and discuss with him and also to meet his wife and to meet his very impressive team
Was that Rugger
No!
I was however a legal tackle as he played the ball
IMHO
The new William Webb-Ellis
Last time the Krauts got hit that hard it was from a Lancaster and a bouncing bomb.
Pauline won’t blow my vuvuzela anymore.
My vuvuzela blowing cost the taxpayer £40,000.
In line with Lib-Dem policy, I get a lesbian to do my Vuvuzela blowing
My new mrs won’t touch any blokes trumpet.
Families. Where would we be without them?
In Saigon
In trouble. We had a few emergency episodes of “Unrelated Complete Strangers’ Fortunes” recorded, in the event that Labour ‘s definition of ‘family’ deviated from ours. As it turned out, it would’ve have made fuck-all difference. Our families came in all shades of brown, anyway.
I understood yours was more a penny whistle!
Little boy blue come blow my horn.
dave isn’t that little
Hey Mr Long Muscle. Me so horny! Me love you long time! Me give you ten dolla sucky sucky!
Boris, you are a Capital City
gift to the Lakelander with that particular pose.
Boris realizes just too late that it’s been up Dave’s arse
Boris realises just in time it’s going up Daves arse,and Nicks
Anyone for tennis?, what ‘musical’ instrument should the LTA officially adopt to drown out Boris Becker and John McEnroe for Wimbledon fortnight, given we don’t really care about the tournament any more from a participation point of view since the sad demise of Chicken Timothy, I suppose the favourite would be 20,000 plastic cuckoo’s in a twelve o’ clock Swiss time-warp in honour of Mr Federer.
the fucking recorder
We need something that just drones on possessing only a single note and unable to vary either pitch or tone, but only volume intensity.
Something that manages to really irritate everyone. Even a teams own supporters grow weary of the constant trumpeting of unrealised success until the entire nation is sick of it, and begin to despise the last few thousand too drunk or stupid to really notice that no one wants them to continue their incessant, aggravating, demanding wailing.
A recording of one of Brown’s conference speeches?
Not even a hint of a swear!
This modbod sucks bigger than a Lib Dem’s not-for-life partner.
hitting the bottle early Bill?
Bloody hell! is that the time already , thought it was 7:27 am.
Mmm, malt time.
You used the d*runk word.
Only 3 lib dems in hoc for Europe statement. They are looking ragged and sick already.
That’s not a vuvuzela, he’s trying to sink a yard of ale. Don’t know why it’s turned yellow, though….
regurgitating, I do it all the time, it’s the curry
John, you’re not meant to order the entire menu. Silly boy.
Sign of your desperation, Guido – you post a story, with a picture, at 6.09pm; Daily Telegraph posted same story, with a video, an hour and a half before you. 2 consecutive shit, nothing stories – admit it, you’re just trying to make the Ruffley story fall down your blog, after the beating you took about it this morning.
I’m done with this shit blog – it’s a waste of fucking time when I can read the same story in the DT before you post it.
You might be better quitting now, whilst you still have something of a reputation.
Fuck me Alistair Campbell is back. Fucking off Ali boy, go kill some more babies in Iraq c u n t
get the fucker
if only you would tat
He’ll never leave, the moaning minnie.
SIR- We have three thousand employees scouring
Mr. Fawkes’ blog for anything of interest.
With our resources and PPE degrees and journalistic know-how, we will always make copy before thingy Fawkes can put a slant on a particular nugget of tittle-tattle.
That is why we are world-leaders in traffic figure manipulation, with Guido trailing in a distant second.
WE, at least, offer a rather challenging crossword (www.telegraph.co.uk) whilst Guido has the occasional caption competition, (www.order-order.com), over which he ponders, for three days, until he has fashioned the unfunniest tag-line possible and then posts it to make his familiars seem rather less droll than they actually are.
QED.
Seems to me the best thing to do is for Becks to give Pavlos and his family tickets for the best seats in the stadium Wednesday night. Failing that put Pavlos on the England bench to give them advice.
get him to re enact is rant and play it on the big screen during the game.He should send a shit parcel to Fabio as well,no words required
Pavlos dog lifted his leg on a lamp post (Peter Crouch).
Boris looks like the capitol city goofball
http://www.rob-clarkson.com/duff-brewery/goofball/01.jpg
I refer you to comment 40.
seen it Bill,snap.
Fucking hell, Diane Abbott looks like she’s eaten John Prescott. Can she get any fatter without folding space in on itself?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1288358/Diane-Abbott-plays-race-card-excuse-decision-send-son-private-school.html
you know how bad it is to send fat kids to state schools,it’s worse if theys black and fat and Hunts too
Fat Twat
Hey leave me mum alone.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bUz9_mrpibM/SrD7WtCCmtI/AAAAAAAAA_Q/4Utn2n2YoUY/s400/weird-people-fat-guy-eating-huge-ha%5B1%5D.jpg
That’s a mere morsel for Diane, can you imagine the size of her logs in the morning?
Me love da rice an’ pea.
Nick Griffin is a ghastly pice of filth.
He represents more people than you would care to think about.
not in Parliament he doesn’t
what about the euro parliment?
nobody gives a fuck about that gravy train for losers
Not yet.
On a completely unrelated subject, where is Darius Guppy living these days?
he’s sleeping with the fishes
At Lee Jasper’s?
Interesting question, why do you ask?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/darius-guppyrsquos-back-ndash-and-now-hersquos-iranian-1769008.html
Why does he ask? Must be the only fucker on the internet who’s never heard of Google.
What are we now ? Conservative Liberals ? Or Liberal Conservatives ?
twats
The not the nasty party.
What about a pasty?
How about – realistic about the massive debt that gordon and his cronies have recklessly and maliciously run up knowing they were going to lose the last election.
It’s called a scorched earth policy and its why gordon is acting like macavity the cat again!!
Ffs Nell, do you ever give up tickling the Tories’ balls. We voted them in to get rid of Labour, but the Tories need a good kicking too.
Trouble is Cap’n – what are we going to kick them for ? Trying to get to grips with the bottomless economic pit that gordon dug?
I’m annoyed they haven’t abandoned the nhs database. But its not exactly a kicking matter is it?
I think it’s inevitable that osborne will put up vat and cgt. I don’t like it but I don’t see that he has much choice.
On the strength of that I ordered up industrial quantities of my favourite cabernet sauvignon from Tesco’s today on the web, for delivery tomorrow, before osborne’s budget has a chance to bite!
Mind when they’ve become a bit more entrenched in the job and start making decisions that I think are daft as every government does eventually, I shall be happy to do some kicking.
and more taxes are ok?
Bet your ancestors used to stock up on Brandy smuggled over from France, Tesco’s on the web is hardly Jamaica Inn.
If Boris is in South Africa I trust it is at his own expense and that he has taken proper holiday leave for it.! I’d hate to think he’s on a taxpayer funded junket.
he’s representing the olympics
or something
nell,revenue agent
I’ve blown my vuvuzela at The Times online. When can I expect a code by email offering me 2 months free viewing because readership is crap? Bunch of tossers.
D’you know I used to read it every morning on the web.
Since it’s gone behind a pay wall I haven’t even thought about it!
Is it raking in the money does anyone know? Although I suspect it isn’t.
I do hope the graudian is going to go the same way, just after cameron bans all government advertising including job adverts!
As I think someone here said recently, it must be the most moved/deleted bookmark in the shortest time in history. I used to read it a lot, posted a bit too.
I don’t read it any more either.
BTW, I see you have been married for 40 years this year. Many congratulations and forty more! I reach that landmark this year too, but I pity my poor wife! All your self-description of being elderly cannot be. I still think I am 18…..
It must be the most deleted / moved bookmark in the shortest time.
It must be the most deeeleeeeted / moooved bookmarrrrrrk in the shorrrrrrtest tiiiiiiiime.
(mod madness)
Faaaaancy a coffffffffeeeeeeeee?
Are you askin’?
Budget 2010: Three quarters of voters back spending cuts not tax rises – Guardian/ICM poll
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jun/21/budget-2010-guardian-icm-poll
“Nearly three quarters of voters – including most Labour voters – say that the government’s priority should be to cut spending rather than increase taxes, according to a Guardian/ICM poll on the eve of George Osborne’s emergency budget.”
Ha, ha – Polly Toynbee, Wil Hutton, etc. choke on it!
nice idea, shame about the VAT
Gordon was a fine PM.
As fine a PM as you are a writer!!!
I AM a fine writer. New Labour made this country great again. We left the coalition with a stable, healthy nation.
Bless!! How is Tuscany at this time of year??!!
Fabulous. I often play tennis with Tony. Lovely man.
Diane Abbott has a few things on her mind.
Fuck me, she’s let herself go a bit since she stopped meeting up with Portillo. Too much rice an’ pea!
Me love da Rice an’ Pea! It make me wan’ bogle bogle in a dancehall stylee!
Your all nasty wacists nazis like Nick Griffon, i’m going to tell teacher.
Booooooo hoooooo
lol.
it’s only thick as thieves that goes blubbering and crying to Guido to save him like the cowardly little pussy he is
Boo Hooo Hoo Hoo SAVE ME GUIDO!!!
lol
It could be worse.
So England look like leaving the world cup, Gideon is going to tax all our fun, bp is going bust, the war in Afghanistan is going horribly wrong and the liberals are failing fast with sex scandals.
What could be worse? Murray winning Wimbledon
I see murray has said he will not bow to the Queen. What a very scottish egomaniac he is!!
I shall be rooting for him to be beaten in the first round!
I’ll just be rooting for him to be beaten.
Its only fair.
The Scots have got their own queen.
Fuck off Murray you miserable bastard.
Bow down to your German Queen and Phil the Greek grovelling peasants
No doubt he prefers a presidency of the bliars.
I’ve often thought that ‘President Bliar and his wife’ would take Buck House and Windsor Castle costs through the roof within weeks. What a field day they’d have and what a laughing stock they’d make of us to the rest of the world!!!
you’re the one who is doolally over the heir to Blair love
No you have that wrong – the heir to bliar is davemilitwit!!!
Mr Cameron who has put a modernising agenda at the centre of his campaign, clearly enjoys the comparisons that have been made between him and Labour’s most successful modern-day Prime Minister.
At a dinner with newspaper executives on the eve of his address, he took the comparison a step further. “I am the heir to Blair,” he said. If his hosts were in any doubt about what they had heard, Mr Cameron repeated the mantra. He also said that a Cameron Tory Government would not reverse all of the Blairite reforms in the public services.
George Osborne, the Shadow Chancellor and fellow member of the so-called Notting Hill set of young modernising Tories, was also at the dinner table. Mr Osborne, defending the heir to Blair boast, said: “We have nothing to be ashamed of in saying it.”
the Editor of The Daily Telegraph, which has yet to declare for any of the five candidates, was not so sure. “David,” he said. “I would not repeat that outside this room.”
Sorry love but you’re clearly wrong. He said it and so did Osborne.
And the fact that you still cant see it when Cameron went even further than Blair did by forming a coalition with the Liberals just highlights how hopelessly out of touch and on message you are.
I just hope the c*** doesn’t have the opportunity to do so – what a twat. Like you nell, i hope he’s beaten in the first round.
My wife tells me that she distinctly heard Andy Murray say that he would bow to the Queen, and that he would be delighted to do so, or was it honoured to do so.
That’s because he was talking about gordon!!!
you haven’t been caught lying again have you nell ?
you silly old fool
Sweetie don’t you know??!!
Fen folk don’t lie they just tell it how it is !!
It’s the scots who prevaricate !!!!
you’re a liar sweetie
he’s going to bow to the queen
that’s you caught yet again in a blatant lie dearie
and now you’re trying desperately to weasel out of it because you’re a pathetic heir to Blairite on message drone without a mind of your own
Hmmm??! OK let’s wait and see what he does. He said he won’t bow to the Queen . You say he will.
Interesting!! Of course media pressure might make him do it. We will see what he does !!
Murray quashes rumours over bow to the Queen
“This whole thing has got out of hand – of course he will bow. Andy would see it as a massive honour.”
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/tennis/murray-quashes-rumours-over-bow-to-the-queen-2006676.html
You are a Liar
Maybe the “source” is a liar.
No tat. The source is his manager.
come on Tim
Is that Caroline Nokes on the right?
David is very interested in her Ugandan position
She’s too much of a posh totty for Davey boy. He needs to stick to chav munters, like the Huhney Monster.
Caroline Nokes was president of the Pony Club. No one could deny that she looked the part.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/greenslade/2010/jun/21/sundaymirror-conservatives
I would. MILFlicious.
horse lovers get everywhere.
‘ey, lad! I’m into moose meself. Just look at Tracey.
The comments are interesting. Why did she go to the (horse) Whips rather than plod?
The potential offence would be Voyeurism under section 67 Sexual Offences Act 2003. It would have not have been possible to charge Dinsdale, if that remote possibility were true.
‘(1)A person commits an offence if—
(a)for the purpose of obtaining sexual gratification, he observes another person doing a private act, and
(b)he knows that the other person does not consent to being observed for his sexual gratification.’
If one was having sex with someone then presumably the other person impliedly would have given consent to being observed by the person they are having sex with.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/greenslade/2010/jun/21/sundaymirror-conservatives
Who would conceal a video camera in the hotel room used by Nokes for her tryst?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/7842044/Police-handed-video-recording-of-Cameron-cutie-MP-and-her-lover.html
Let’s just hope there isn’t a video of Huhne and Carina Trim-ingham.
Very few that can be broadcast here, though this one can
How would ‘they’ know at relatively short notice which hotel and which room to bug?
“On being told of the circumstances of the tryst, police decided to take no further action on the grounds that, regardless of how compromising it was, there was no evidence that a crime had been committed.”
One can only conclude that Nokes agreed to the filming and on second thoughts realised that she had been duped by her Conservative lover and realised that the Conservative whips were best placed to deal with him. Bloody shame her young girl and Husband was caught up in all of her treachery.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/greenslade/2010/jun/21/sundaymirror-conservatives
A First: got there before Mr Fawkes. “You’re either in front of Guido or… in front…?”
http://fxbites.blogspot.com/2010/06/boris-sounds-bum-note.html
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1288358/Diane-Abbott-plays-race-card-excuse-decision-send-son-private-school.html
Utterly breathtaking bollocks from Ms Abbott
This be me from dis mornin’, ya knaaaaa. Rice an’ pea, rice an’ pea.
she’s FAT! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
I’m your biggest fan.
Nothing wrong with a bit of hypocrisy.
Good evening my Lord. Now get me a gin and tonic and make it smartish…
This is pathetic, patronising bullshit of the highest order…so what she is saying then is that whiteys are crap parents who won’t go the extra mile for their offspring…onlu afro caribean parents will do this..tell that to all the middle class familes who are struggling to send their kids to private schools. At least they are honest enough to admit that the reason they are doing so is that the local state schools are crap.
No, maaan! Me not bein patronisin. Me did send me bwoy to a private skool cuz me care more about him than you do about your bwoys. Me didna wan send him to da local shite skool, I mean state skool. City of Londaan Skool was ireee for me bwoy. Me didna have him eat da white bwoys lunch tho. Me made him rice an’ pea for lunch every day.
Carry on!
are you trying to be welsh? impressive impersonation
Check me booty, baby! Me doin a bogle-bogle.
fat bong-eyed arsehole
All you evil whiteys are nazisssssss evil nazissssss boooooooo hooooooooooooo evil evil evillllllllllll nazisssssssss wahhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhhhh i’m going to tell teacher.
lol.
twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttt
It’s absolutely amazing when you think how much publicity labour has given to it’s policy to get women into parliament. It says it has, over the years, been very successful.
And yet what and who did they attract as female mp’s apart from diane abbot? hattyharpic, ‘hangingbaskets’ beckett, ‘gordon’s mental health nurse tessa jowell, annkeen, barbarafollett, glendajackson, hazelblears,ruthkelly and yvettecooper!!!!
Oh and let’s not forget margaretmoran and jacquismith!!!
These people are all trash, there wasn’t and isn’t a single worthwhile mp among them and certainly nothing of leadership quality!!
I’m a right nawty lass! Only £10 for a handjob. Wahey!
No, seriously. I need the money.
It’s Disgraceful!
race card plays you!
Quote from Millitwat major, on Iain Martin’s blog today:
“Leadership without values is management. Values without leadership is dreams. Our job in politics is to make reality more like dreams of social justice and equal opportunity. I think there are widely shared values among the leadership candidates. The test is who can turn the poetry of values into the prose of real change.”
Quite obviously one of Planet Zog’s inhabitants has landed here. Pity they couldn’t send one who could communicate with mere earthlings.
What an utter pillock.
Perhaps if you translated that into English?!!
These pillocks can’t get it through their numbskulls that we’ve had 13 years of NuLabour jargon and bullshit and we are sick of it…but like androids they are programmed to speak it and cannot communicate any other way.
Brown’s Obama type speeches tended to be more..
“I say to you, in response to the question of change and associated amendments to said change. I say this. ‘Yes We Can, over the medium term, and within the parameters that I will decide upon later..We will set up a quango to study change and set goals for change that will make change far more accessible for hardworkingfamilies and pensioners.
Real change for real people, changing the way we change, change and changing the change we change. Oh, and it started in America and it was Thatcher wot dun it.”
If your quote is correct “Our job in politics is to make reality more like dreams of social justice and equal opportunity”. Think he’s inadvertently let the cat out of the bag on that one…
“Our job in politics is to make dreams of social justice and equal opportunity a reality”, now that would make some sense. Zog indeed.
I’ve warmed to Palin after her opener at a rally last year, “So how’s the hopey changey thing workin’ out for ya?”
she’s a quitter and a retard
Translation of Maus red book
What we have come to expect from the man who sneered:
‘When Kennedy said we would put a man on the moon
He didn’t say build your own rocket’
He is the leader the Labour Party deserve
He didn’t say, “Bullshit without point is seriously irritating.”
Perhaps he should have done.
Exactly as I predicted gold plummets
http://www.kitco.com/charts/livegold.html
But why has it done so?
Gordon’s been sending his secret stash to postal gold.
You just know it makes sense!
Pop your stash in my envelope anytime you want Mr.
Gravity? Gold is quite heavy, it would be good at plummeting.
But that’s impossible! Gold will never lose value.
It’s like the value of your House, it will never ever go down.
market manipulation,like every thing else it’s run by money for money.And fiat money needs to be supported now,we can’t have the scam collapsing now can we.Buy paper.lots of paper..you know it’s the right thing to do. But if you have spare cash get gold while you have a chance at this price. It will go up again,it always has and always will.until it is taxed.Then the world will end.
In case anyone forgets what an utterly odious c/unt she was…
I hope she gets breast cancer with foot an’ mouth complications thrown in.
foot and mouth cancer as well as tit cancer?
I think you’re outrageous.
That’s far too kind. She deserves worse.
She should unsuccessfully throw herself under a train, have a cartoon made about it, then have that get screamed at by hilariously oblivious hypocrites.
Why throw herself? There’s a few million who’d happily volunteer to push her.
over me ‘ead son
Nothing trivial – I’m banking on Bovine TB…..
Ah! The unlovely mrs bliar!!
She has much in common with gordon the unloved!!!
They’re all big Huhnes?
She does have so much in common with him.
You obsess about them both while the rest of the public is very glad they’re gone.
You think they’re gone??!!
cherie, bless, is now a Judge. She was disciplined the other day because she let a criminal, charged with gbh, off because she said he was a follower if islam and knew that he had done wrong!!!
gordon is currently an mp for kirkcaldy and cowdenbeath , being paid £1200 plus a week. Not quite as much as cherie for her worthless appearances in Court!!
What is he doing?? He’s hiding in his kircoddy home, using the taxpayers funded mp’s salary to bolster his pretence that he’s a worthwhile writer/ author??!!
Given that all of his previous books have crashed and ended up in the ‘penny bargains bins’ , he’d be better off accepting that he’s got to put in an apearance at the HoC as an MP wouldn’t he???
Wonder if he’ll do it for the budget tomorrow??!!
Is Blair or Brown PM? No.
They’ve gone from the political centre stage forever and the rest of the UK is delighted.
They’re gone and they’re not coming back.
Get over it.
“Wonder if he’ll do it for the budget tomorrow??!!”
No. Jonah has important work to do in Killkiddies, while his beard, I mean wife, is visiting her special friend in Kent.
What’s Cameron’s beard Sam Cam up to these days?
samcam – beard???
Only a labour twerp would try to make that connection.
samcam is everything motherly and female you could hope for!!
That , of course, is labour’s nightmare isn’t it??
sarah is living in london with her boys and pursuing her £sixfigure book deal whilst gordon is hiding in kircoddy with an anti-bliar female student who is apparently ghost writing his speeches, articles, books, anything that might sell!!!!
He’d need to read a good book about courage first, nell.
He should try the original ‘Lions led by Donkeys’ written about the politicians and generals of the First World War shouldn’t he??!!
This labour crew have so many similarities to that failed WW1 government that lost us, with their lack of compassion , so many thousands of men, and ruined our social and economic life with their fiscal incompetence!!!!!!
Sam Cam is too ugly to be a beard.
A 3/1 odds on favourite at the Cheltenham racecourse I would believe but not a beard.
300 dead troops and still five more years of them thanks to Dave
Hooray for Dave!!!!
I’m coming out
to support Dave
My goodness darling!!! I’m sorry you are blind. Samcam is anything but ugly.
But of course if you’re labour then you are so used to slotgobbliar or hangingbasketsbecket!!!
Labour, of course, judges beauty by the guiding line of whelan, damian, alastairc, prezza, gordon, balls, abbott, uddin and people like that.
No compassion, gentleness, kindness, mother love or beauty to be found in them is there??!!
nell you think the pudgy faced heir to blair is handsome
your eyesight is going
He can do my Hunt Work any time! Ooh, matron!
Budget tomorrow.
Hope they are prepared. The last lot were so scared of having noting good to say they cut VAT for a year, with no appreciable effect, that has now probably led to a permanent VAT increase of 2.5%.
Thanks Gordy..
God damn him if he lets them bankers off
electing politicians to clean up their own corruption seems to me like we are all stupid. watch this.
http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/39847/
He doesn’t need to put up VAT.
As Guido points out there are plenty of other better ways of saving revenue.
Take your pick, bigger public sector cuts or different less regressive tax rises.
Osborne’s VAT increase is his decision and his alone.
Gordon Brown’s fantasies come to life…
The Dwarf totally owned the midget
F*** the world cup
I would pay to see this stuff on SKY
Rupert I have a business plan
Call me
I love those lil’ bastards!
I’m being told this is marial law due to interacial violence and there is a 9pm to 6 am curfew.Also hearing of 54 shooting in Chicargo,8 fatal.thats high even for there.
http://kdka.com/wireapnewsfnpa/Suburban.Philly.mayor.2.1762338.html
Boris is well known for blowing his own strumpet
The problem with Hi Def football is Hi Def close ups of spitting.
You don’t get this in Hi Def Golf, Rugby, Cricket, Tennis, F1, Politics, athletics and cheese rolling.
I’ve seen some Hi Def spitting in my time.
Boom Boom! I’m here all week.
You can’t watch much sport, cricketers and rugby players flob all over their respective pitches.
I’ve also personally seen Jarno Trulli blow out the biggest fucking grolly ever.
They’re spitting at You !
they are rich and you are Poor !
How Very Dare You ,call in to question what they are doing
how can they be doing any wrong they are richer than you
Peasant !
1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0to them not you ha ha ha
gooberland ? that’s the sex tourist shithole you come from twat
No, wrong again. I don’t come from Aberdeen.
we know you don’t live here in Britain tourist so fuck off back to your gooberland sex tourist shithole overseas
Go look up “non-sequitur” and, when you find what it means, go and see that nice Lord Mandelson.
go look up your sex tourist shithole country’s political boards retard
when you find it’s full of wankers like yourself go and see you gooberland ladyboy
What a pity your mother never learned about birth control.
ITV just said we is half way thru the world cup. Today is day 11 the tournament ends on day 31.
http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/matches/calendar.html
Its true then, you really are a control freak Fabio.
Well thank goodness!!!
It has been a completely boring experience.
I’ve spent no more than 50 sexconxds listening to various parts of it!!! And that was too much!!!
not as boring as hearing an on message drone like you telling us all how wonderful Dave is every day
nellie if you’ve not been watching the footie have you been packing your trunk again ?
Britain’s Wildcard Laura Robson has lost in straight sets.
As she is not going out with a different man everyday that would not have been …..
Next time try rug-munching Laura.
Interesting you have said five kids when he has only four with his wife. Is that the point? I’m slow.
Gordon Brown’s salary for doing nothing, as well as his pension for wrecking the economy, will be unaffected by the measures announced in the Emergency Budget he precipitated.
Hmmm??!! How much is that then??
£65k pa MP’s salary.
Plus £100k mp’s expenses which includes his staff and office etc
Plus £150k ex PM’s expenses
Plus cost of 24hour security detasil
Plus cost of security for sarah and boys living in lONDON!!
Plus cost of PM’s pension fund
Total cost pa ??? = At a guess somewhere in the region of £750k per annum , and he hasn’t even put an appearance in the HoC yet!!!
David Cameron took out maximum taxpayer-funded mortgage – then paid off own £75k loan four months later
David Cameron was dragged personally into the expenses row after it was revealed that he paid off a loan on his London home shortly after taking out a £350,000 taxpayer-funded mortgage on his constituency house.
The disclosure followed a powerful call by the Tory leader yesterday for the ‘full force of the law’ to be deployed against MPs who have abused allowances.
Following a Mail on Sunday investigation Mr Cameron could now face searching questions about his own expense claims.
Dave claimed for expenses on a second home – the mortgage interest, when he only had one mortgage. He was also one of the largest claimers of this expense in the commons for many years.
Hmmm??!! How much is that then??
Not as much as gordon is personally troughing from the taxpayer whilst choosing not to do his job as mp for kirkcaldy and cowendeath!!!
And nowhere near the £trillion ( that is £1000 billion!!!!) debt he created , as PM, in his scorched earth policy when he realised he was going to lose the lection,.
And nowherE near the £trillion ( THAT IS £1000 BILLION!!!) black hole in public pensions he deliberately allowed to happen on his watch as Chancellor!!
No wonder he has gone and hid like macavity the cat!!!
he’s an expenses pig
you are a hypocrite
keep trying to weasel out of it, it’s vastly amusing
Did anyone see the story last week where Darling admitted that he hid
fifty billion pounds from Brown for fear he would spend it ?
No. But if true then Dave should be the one to recommend Darling for a Lordship.
I’d be prepared to cut Darling a bit of slack on his multi-propertied-tax-payer-sponsored portfolio if he did, in fact, hide 50bn quid of cash that Brown would have pissed away attempting to buy Labour a fourth election.
Shocking news !
How come we all know what the budget will be?
Didn’t the Tories promise to tell Parliament first?
No you fool that was labour!!!
They promised always to tell parliament first and then told alastairc to leak it to the press beiore they got around to that!!!
It’s just what labour did!!!
yes but they are hypocrites like their lickspittle apologist drones
PabloSandoval48 writes, “A recent EE Times survey of 285 engineers found that 85% don’t use Twitter. More than half indicated that the statement ‘I don’t really care what you had for breakfast,’ best sums up their feelings about it.” Reader mattnyc99 notes a related article in which the authors analyzed the content of tweets during a recent World Cup game, finding 76% of them to be useless. “Out of 1,000 tweets with the #worldcup hashtag during the game, only 16 percent were legitimate news and 7.6 percent were deemed ‘legitimate conversation’ — which leaves 6 percent spam, 24 percent self-promotion, about 17 percent re-tweets, and a whopping 29 percent of useless observation (like this). Is the mainstream media making too big a deal out of the avalanche of World Cup tweets, or is the world literally flooding the zone?”
Magda Macauley is responsible for 76% of twitter output?
Not that it’s especially significant, but this Engineer doesn’t use Twitter, and knows very few who do.
It’s not so bad as a news feed.
magdsa macauley = sarahbrown??
Why is she still trying so hard to stay in the public eye ??? Oh Dear!! I suppose she is trying to sell that £6figure sum diary that she has finally hawked to london publishers.??!!
Why is she now living in London with the boys whilst gordon is hiding in kirtcoddy with that exbliar woman who is ghost writing imaginary speeches, articles and maybe books in gordon’s name whilst he should actuslly be in the HoC as the Mp for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath.
What strange goings on!!!!
not as strange or pathetic as you trying to blame Chris Huhnes wife for his affair because she wasn’t living in the correct home of the seven homes he has
but you do have the morals, honesty and integrity of Huhne and David Laws so no wonder you stick up for these loony lefty cheating liberals
Oh dear. Poor Sarah. No more dinner invites to celebrity-Gala-rubber-chicken soirees.
Six figure sums? Peanuts. Fucking peanuts. My missus was getting them ten years ago as a mere functionnaire at Goldman Sachs. These PM’s wife’s eh? Think 100,000 is a lot of money? They have no fucking clue.
Have you any idea of the cost of the lifestyle these fucking imbeciles, imposters, jackasses and fuckwits create for themselves at public expense?
A hundred thousand pounds a year doesn’t even cover the running costs.
And then suddenly, like Sarah Brown they’re just the spouse, votes, PM – Heterosexuality establishiment, for the use of….
And some other imposter with a younger, thinner, yeah, even while pregnant – the bitch – wife is suddenly thumbing through the literally dozens of invites the PM’s missus gets every day.
And your incompetent, jackass, arsehole husband is holed up in Fucking Fife with his brain-fucked Scottish Collective of Labour Fuckwits.
Strange goings on indeed.
Read twitter.Go the bog and out of your shitter
Pavlos is innocent OK!
Look the guy went into a room for a shit
seeing the room was already full of shit he left !
no harm done !
He went for a crap and found 11.
that would the yank team septic
Two thoughts.
1) Perhaps the title should be “Breaking Wind from South Africa”.
2) The (rather attractive) lady on the right is only smiling because she had the foresight to invest in a well-fitting pair of earplugs.
It’s Chris Huhne’s hypocrisy and lies that matter – not his sex life
By Richard Littlejohn
When the pictures of Chris Huhne’s mistress were published, she looked familiar.
I recognised her from the days we both used to work for Sky News.
Funny, I thought to myself, I always had her marked down as a lesbian.
Turns out I was half-right. Carina Trimingham is bisexual.
Even though she’s currently sweating up the sheets with Huhne, it’s not that long ago since she married her lesbian lover in a civil partnership ceremony.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1288454/Its-Chris-Huhnes-hypocrisy-lies-matter–sex-life.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
Sarah Brown and the kids have left Jonah on his own in Scotland.
Along with the other 55 million people in the UK that could live in Scotland – a region that represents 40% or so of the UK’s total surface area.
But choose not to.
Because it’s shit.
Like the Sahara but without the friendly indigenous Berber inhabitants.
England for the English!
It’s Chris Huhne’s hypocrisy and lies that matter
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1288454/Its-Chris-Huhnes-hypocrisy-lies-matter–sex-life.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
If she had had a”Little John” she may never have turned to munching the rug !
Roll On Summertime!
http://twitter.com/SarahBrownUK/status/16691310471
Why is sarah living it up in london with the boys ,out every night, wining and dining, celebrating her £6figure publishing deal ??!!
And why is gordon living , wining and dining alone and suffering from manic depression in kirkcoddy??!!
What happened to marriage, loyalty and family life??!! Hmm??!!!!
Srry but I really grieve for him married to this cold, uncaring woman!!!
You do know their “marriage” is, um…well libel laws prevent me from finishing that sentence but I trust you get my drift.
I’m off to the barbers.
I just thought I’d post this here randomly…
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beard
OXO Good Grips Turkey Baster with Cleaning Brush
Shhhhh! someone might find out about me too
Millionaire Tory leader David Cameron claimed 40p for a chocolate bar on expenses
I’m sure Gordon and Sarah will be back together soon working on their charity projects. Just before the election they appeared together on the GMTV sofa insisting that Gordon didn’t want a job in business should Labour lose the election. Instead he pledged that he and Sarah would devote themselves to charity work.Surely they couldn’t have been lying?
No, he wasn’t lying. Gordon said he wants to do good. He said he and Sarah aren’t interested in making money. They only want to do things that do good. Which is why he’s gone into charity work, and she’s refused any offers to write a book.
he lost
get over it
They promised they’d go into charity work and I believe them.
Ah yes, yet again you assumed that ‘Devoting yourself to charity work’ meant ‘devoting yourself to charity work’ when in fact it actually meant ‘giving away the teddy bears given by misguided voters and suchlike members of the public and stored at tax-payer expense for the last five years to a charity shop in Cowdenbeath’.
That’s your mistake and not mine.
I am Gordon Brown. I am never wrong. Any mistake is in your understanding of what I said is certainly not due to me being an incompetent, lying, duplicitous, conniving, scheming, evil bastard.
Fuck no.
“Armed Forces Day is next Saturday! Show your support by retweeting this message”
You know what would have been even better, Sarah? If your “husband” had shown HIS support by fucking equipping the soldiers properly!
nothing new here
Boris is always blowing his own trumpet !
Sometimes I do it for him!
Oh, Nadine, you give me the horn with those lovely big baps of yours.
I Agree !
I concur and second that.
there will be no v.a.t. increase
I’d like to try that quantitative easing again please
Terry said they would go to the manager and have a big pow-wow
Lampard says nobody went to the manager !
Spineless fuckers to a wo-man !
Coppello say’s he made um big mustake
Terry Will be dropped for Wednesday Ha ha Ha !
We play much good.
That John Terry he like to play away
he dribble in the box and he score at home
he no honour to his friends he Hunt !
Terry will be dropped?
It’s a start.
Corrupt though FIFA may be they do know what they’re doing with their 22(?) man squad limit.
Otherwise any manager worth his salt would sent the entire squad back to the UK and replace them with a bunch of second and third division players who would be proud to play for England instead of just wandering around in a trance treating it as an impertinent imposition on their six week holiday in Mauritius.
Remember when the Chelsea team started losing games because they didn’t like the then manager Phil Scolari? He was a disciplinarian like Coppello. He was sacked shortly after. Makes you wonder if Terry had a hand in that. He’s obviously someone who thinks he’s the one in charge of the team and causes bother when a manager puts him in his place. Coppelo should sack him and send him home to his bottle blonde tarts and playstation games.
We left the coalition with a strong, stable economy.
+++Laugh+++
That is so funny!!!! (Not)
Given the £trillions of debt that labour has left us!!!!!!
The coalition is strong and stable
30 years from now that will be the Nu-Nu-Nu-Labour truth. Dave (like Thatch) just increased VAT for a laugh. Dave (like Thatch) just fired hundred of thousands of public service workers purely for a laugh. For ideological reasons.
Just for the hell of it.
They could have simply kept printing money but they took a cold-hearted ideological decision to fire the fuckers.
The bastards. Vote Labour. Vote for printing more money.
You know it will save BtL “investors”,(rent seekers) who are obviously the most important people in the country, as they seem to mainly be MPs on expenses.
30 years is a long time in politics, a lot longer than it used to be.
Tories and Labour: Jekyll and Hyde; different faces, same inner corruption, same poison to the nation.
It’s time for a change, alright; but far away from Osborne’s superficial tinkerings and the new world order dreamed of in Cameron’s philosophy.
If your part of the public sector is now has a smaller capital budget, this is not a cut – it’s something you never had and is simply the inevitable breaking of a fanciful promise Labour knew no-one could ever keep.
If your benefits are reduced, you really need to think how much more than the working man you deserved them in the first place, before whining.
If you are going to pay more tax, then you probably knew Labour was fucking you for years and none of this now ought to be to surprising.
ALL OF THE ABOVE: Please direct your complaint to Dr J. Brown, The Manse, Kircaldy.
10p a week extra for pensioners under New Labour.
no more heating allowance for you pensioners
Deaths in Staffordshire Hospital.
Freezing pensioners to death in a powerplay to keep one million miner producing the same amount of coal as 10,000 Poles is my job. Mine. Mine. Mine. Or not mine, depending on what my KGB handle rorders me to do.
For life.
Plus apartment in London. Or you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
300 Dead UK troops.
How many more ?
As many as it takes to keep the dollars rolling in. I’m at $20m and counting.
Cheerio, Proles!
As many as it takes to keep Obama happy. I’m at 300 and counting.
Cheerio, Oiks!
I didn’t give a shit about equipping our troops properly.
I don’t give a shit how many more troops die in a pointless quagmire I will not end. I’m just another chickenhawk warmonger like Brown and Blair.
Until we have such a massive deficit that we can’t afford to pointlessly waste money poodling along with another of the Americans oil wars. We’ll pull out when we have to raise taxes and cut spending of the people of Britains money on the people of Britain. Oh, wait…
Right so you’ve got this Guy who claims he told “BP” about his concerns over something or other on the rig. Bring him in and ask him “Who the fuck did you tell and what did you tell him ” Next go to the C unt he told and ask him ” What were you told and what the fuck did you do about it ? “, follow this procedure all the way up the chain until you find the c unt who wastold and did fuck all about t . Now what if every player in this chain is American you Lawyer c unts huh ???
Well the Lawyer c unts will of course attempt to create a smokescreen so can I refer you back to the process, Right so you’ve got this Guy who claims he told “BP” about his concerns over something or other on the rig. Bring him in and ask him “Who the fuck did you tell and what did you tell him …….remember make sure they answer the fucking question !!!!
I spent years working in the oil industry.
The American side of the oil industry is like the US military. Orders come from above and you are expected to obey them without question. This does not sit well with educated Europeans (or even half-arsed educated Europeans – mechanics, electricians, surveyors) who ask difficult questions like ‘Why?’, and ‘How?’ and ‘With what’?
Quite a laugh to see blow-hard yanks crumble in disbelief as you explain, quite forcibly, that this is not the military, you are not my commanding officer and this is – in fact – an ill-considered shit idea for this, this, and this reason.
So the concept that an American would raise a safety issue – the kind of shit that only up-their-own-arse-Canadians do in some Canadian government job is just, frankly, unbelievable. This guy is just a ‘diversity’ new-hire with a safety qualification that they hadn’t got around to firing yet.
Americans?
Safety?
Bwahahahahahahaha.
Safety is a fucking joke on all oil crews and all companies. Safety is just a pantomime. There is a tacit understanding between all personnel about the level of ‘safety’ they are prepared to accept (as evidenced by people who actually quit) and the level of pay they are offered.
Hence I refused to work in Nigeria (and quit) for less money than I was already being paid in Gabon.
For similar reasons I never worked offshore in the UK. Not on rigs anyway.
Everybody knows the score.
Obama is just an opportunistic cu*nt.
20 billion dollars for 11 deaths and a blow-out and a bit of oil that will break up and disperse within a year or two?
Opportunistic cu*nt.
SIR- Fuck this bollocks, if one may be so bold, sir. Check out this fine beat-combo:
Yours, politics is for the gossipy-types and the deluded, Col. M.T. Kernel (retd)
Did i just hear Digby Jones spout common sense on the BBC?
CAPTAIN.. re Digby Jones talking common sense yes you did ,i heard it too. i wonder if Gordon Brown will turn up for the budget today. whats the betting ?, Michael.
Boris won’t need a VuVu in PE, it’s windy as hell there, I know because I lived there for 8 years. It’s a sleepy seaside city which until now was ignored by the SA government. I wonder if the wind will have an effect on the game, hopefully it won’t blow England out of the world cup!
What a prick: http://tinyurl.com/create.php
During sex, the wife normally just lies there while I hump away at her. She never moves or shows any emotion.
So last night, I was quite surprised when she started wriggling about just after I’d entered her.
“Oh you like that, don’t you,” I said.
“No,” she replied. “Move your fucking head. I’m trying to watch Wimbledon over your shoulder.”
My budget is harder and longer than your budget.
I heard Peter Mandybum was seen blowing an “Ellozela”
FIVE? What have I missed?