Willie Free
There were raised eye-brows when former LibDem MP Willie Rennie was appointed as the Special Advisor to the Scotland Office just days after being rejected at the ballot box by the voters of Dunfermline. To his credit he did not ask for a salary as a SpAd, the parliamentary resettlement payment was quite enough. A close ally of Danny Alexander, it seems now his old boss has moved up the ministerial ladder the first SpAd is set to quit. He will be replaced by Ming’s old ginger speech-writer Euan Roddin.
Willie claims he wants to return to Scotland as he is separated from his family while in London. Coincidentally candidates are being picked for next year’s Scottish Parliament elections right about now…
Oh, matron! I love willie!
I love willy’s
faaaaaaaaaarrrrrrttt!
you sound like you’ve got one stuck up your arse
A male hen?
Ow fella you need to locate the chillout room. Pronto.
yep,it’s a lesbian outreach hen
WHOOOOOSH!!!
Yeah tat your “joke” was too subtle for me.
Woh?
Er, thick as thieves was a character driven blogger who doesn’t blog under the character thick as thieves any more because as with all good films or books they must at some point come to an end.
Don’t you get it?
Now that’s hilarious.
you are a lunatic
seek medical attention immediately
Yes, you really should.
After you have been to the dole office to get your free cash.
Willy’s what?
Euan looks like a nice boy.
Is he good with colours?
Gordoom still has all the crayons. Oh, wrong colours.
1) When rejected by the electorate employ the reject as a SpAd and then wait for a safe seat to crop up into which you parachute the reject.
But will it work?
coming home to roost
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/10323043.stm
Why 1)? Where’s 2)?
Rejoice at this news.
It just warms the cockles of my heart to see such a heavyweight Parliamentarian like Willie being recognised for all his achievements in Westminster.
He used to arrange the cushions in the LibDems Dorma Bungalow which was situated off the committee corridor.
That was the current but whats the under current,to the search engines men.
Unlike Willie, Euan’s only ever worked in various parliamentary offices. A bit of a swine, with more ambition than talent (and I used to work with him)
a swine reference, highly valued in the party,more than talent.
What’s the use of talent without ambition? Did he sack you, luv?
me thinks Shona is a little jealous…. wanted the job yourself maybe.. I also worked with him and couldnt agree less with your comment
Presume Euan only hires la creme de la creme.
the Libs are going to get slaughtered at next years elections
Clegg is the anti christ
you’re confusing him with a twat mate
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clegg
Clegg = Urban dictionary reader
Quite easy to confuse Clegg with that other monumental twat DC.
Cruel but funny.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/David_Cameron
Funny? Out of character for our TAT is that.
I’m still here.
Does anyone know where I left my haggis? I think that Lady Macbeth must have stolen it
Will it be third time unlucky for Harpy at PMQs today? She’s been truly awful the last two weeks, proving in spades why she isn’t standing for leader. Hopefully she’ll deliver more comedy today.
I think one can take it as read that she will be pathetic but that of course is no reason not to watch – indeed, quite the opposite!
The fucking Flintstones are more engaging than the twats in parliament.
Screw the lot of them. Lowlife sponging motherfuckers.
good thing dave was equally shit
he’s being shit on purpose again to boost her confidence and lull her into a false sense of security
your mum was screwed by an Old Etonian. Innit tat?
Quick, the dole office will soon be closed!
Hurry there now for your dole money!
I’ll take that as a yes
Said the dole scrounging beggar.
Get a job dole boy and then you will not have to hang around here making a fool of yourself you scrounger.
Has anyone seen my ghost?
Have you looked in the attic, Mrs Rochester?
Have you looked in the gas oven?
Have you looked in the mirror?
Can’t even see me hands.
Err….
er..
I’ll get back to you later
Not since they stopped page 3.
Not since Sunday. Did I leave the spuds in too long?
I see tat’s on the drugs again
Off not on. Forgot to take his anti-psychotic meds this morning.
The soft lad needs urgent help.
IS THERE A VET IN THE HOUSE??
Soft lad?
Are you from Liverpool?
You cretin.
Never you mind where I come from. Go and have another bottle numbnutz then go to bed.
Phil O’Pastree, you are TaT and I claim my £5.
Where’s your nearest Western Union and I’ll send it.
You can keep it Phil, you probably need it to fund your heroin habit.
Why’s everyone complaining about the vuvuzelas? Anyone who knows me will know that my end pipe makes the same sound after I’ve had a curry. Pauline’s used to it.
you so funneeeee!!!
heee heee heee
Do you want fries with that?
Flippin burgers ain’t quite as lucrative as flippin homes, is it pet?
After O Bummers rap tune to the nation last night. today some US “Scientists”have come out with a new calculation of the leak. 2.5 million gallons a day
http://www.kold.com/Global/story.asp?S=12654547
That’s about 70,000 barrels per day. Not bad for a single well. I don’t suppose the estimate has anything to do with the fact that the bigger the spill the bigger the statutary fine,
@ $77 per barrel = $5,390,000 per day.
A drop in the ocean.
BP should sue Halliburton and all the other incompetent American contractors responsible for the leak for loss of profit.
At least he seems to have learned that the company is called BP not British Petroleum – a small start – perhaps he will soon be pursuaded to talk about facts rather than self serving smears
It all went badly wrong for BP when Lord Browne (there’s that fucking name again, a haunting refrain) bought Amoco including its assets and personnel.
good article ha
Had lunch in Notting Hill sorting out Autumn push for maternal mortality campaign in NY
http://twitter.com/SarahBrownUK/status/16244843726
Notting Hill, Are Gordon and Sarah leading seperate lives now?
They were never together.
what the fuck is maternal mortalitr?Mothers alive.Mumsnet ad infinitum
Sarah’s been in Canterbury since the election ended. Someone’s been hired to look after her sons. I’ve been busy writing my new book. Still haven’t found a publisher for it though. Any offers are most welcome. I’d like an offer that’s equal to the sum given to my predecessor.
Hang on, weren’t those two poor lads rented for a fixed term? They’ve probably gone back to the real family by now.
More import and and weighty news is:
Lib-Lab-Con Justification for Afghanistan War is “Rubbish” Says Former UK Counterterrorism Chief: http://eotp.org/2010/06/15/lib-lab-con-justification-for-afghanistan-war-is-%E2%80%9Crubbish%E2%80%9D-says-former-uk-counterterrorism-chief/
He’s gone native since he joined the UN, that’s all – he has learned to sing from the Alternative Service, and now follows the UN script.
When he mentions Leeds, my reaction is that the terrorist threat might be better served by some reverse migration than having our troops in harms way, but that wasn’t really his multi-culti UN view, was it?
The man’s a fool.
Hold on, let’s get this right, so Phil O’Pastree is TaT?
It doesnt’ surprise me I must say.
allo titfer
there’s tat
still too fucking braindead not to answer when someone mentions his name even though he’s always desperately trying to hide his shame at being tat
you’ve got to laugh
Genuine question. Are you an alcoholic?
said the druggie retard
That’s a yes.
Never mind talking to yourself doctor, put away that prescription pad you are misusing to self medicate and answer the bloody question: is Phil O’Pastree really TaT?
I think the answer is probably yes.
That’s a fuck off thick as thieves you druggie schizo nutcase
It is him and so is ‘Anon’, ‘Maggies Drawers’ and several others.
A coward, a druggie AND an alky.
Trust me, I’m a doctor.
Cor blimey, a cluster of scroungers.
What a drain on the economy you lot are.
says the nutter who’s been online for the last 12 hours. Amphetamines?
There’s another one. Posing as a doctor.
Get a job dole boy and stop begging money from other people.
There’s a career in tramp gobbling
s a u s a g e s
When I have got my dole money that I beg from the taxpayer I will busy some
s a u s a g e s.
I love a group of eight men, preferably Labour supporters, spunking all over my face. It’s jizztastic.
we know you do concrete pump
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
try http://www.political-graffiti.blogspot.com
for something topical and interesting
I thought you’d be back Tubes.
He’s been up all night being rogered by Maggies Drawers. Poor lad is on some weird drug and is raving like Gordon Brown on election
..night
brave arent you ANONYMOUSE
you’re the druggie coward who can’t even string a full sentence together thick as thieves
Get a job dole boy.
s a u s a g e s
Get a job.
You will find if you are working and have an income you will be happier for it.
And you won’t have time to hang around here posting garbage like “sausages” all the time.
Get a job Dolescum!
I have a full time job wanking in other peoples letterboxes.
You mean you have a full time job copying other people’s names.
Seriously, get a job and stop scrounging off other people.
We will never reduce the deficit if we have beggars like you begging money off of honest hardworking folk.
I’m reducing the deficit by gobbling tramps for small change
only to promote my new entry. not worth coming here anymore as there seems to be a distinct lack of interest from anyone but the bored , the boring and those addicted to the habit of commenting on mundane lowly SPAD wad.
the number of commenters has dropped off a cliff. hope the Mods are rocking now
>not worth coming here anymore
More repeats, tat
Well fuck off then.
Goodbye.
Dole scrounger.
I’ll go if you do.
The only place you go is the dole office to get your free dole money.
free dole money? Is there dole money you have to pay for?
Asked the ignorant beggar.
Hi Proles. Ayesha’s written me some cracking jokes for PMQs today. Hope you enjoy them! I think I’ll be remembered as a great acting leader of Labour!
Just blame it on THATCH! Eh what? Thatcher that’s what!!!
Get’s them rolling in the aisles and makes enough dosh for you to emigrate.
Magic Roundabout. Epic fail.
I’ll be back.
Do me. Now. Hard and rough. Right up my jacksie.
Get to bed tat lad. And leave off the sauce.
s a u s a g e s
Shouldn’t you lot be up the dole office signing on for your hard scrounged taxpayer cash.
Off you go, if you are late they will not give you any free money.
shouldn’t you not be here since you’ve now said twice you weren’t coming back to this site tat, you lying sack of shit ?
Hurry up, the scroungers dole office will close if you do not hurry!
And who is this tat you are talking about.
I am new to this site and am a hardworking taxpayer. I read your posts and realised you must be a dole scrounger with too much times on their hands. It is not right that people should work hard while you just hang around here insulting people and holding out a begging bowl begging for money.
Get a job you scrounger.
I have clearly hit a nerve and am happy about that.
I think you’ve hit a vein. Your own.
Really, seek help.
Get a job you dole scrounging junkie.
“And who is this tat you are talking about.
I am new to this site and am a hardworking taxpayer”
you’re a child with the brain of a fucking chimp thick as thieves
anyone else would be far too embarrassed to type such obvious bullshit but you really are actually deranged enough to think your drug addled lies are even remotely plausable
Where’s the blog tat ?
Why are you such a cowardly liar ?
The drugs don’t work no more
Dont’ like the taste of your own medicine, do you doctor?
Good.
Feed me.
For all you horny bastards.
http://www.chooseandwatch.com/adl/warning.html
Will the real TAT take one “step forward”
I wish someone would wank in my letterbox
O bugga wunga
More fun next week.
http://www.jpost.com/Israel/Article.aspx?id=178460
Notice to All
If you want to get out of recession lower your property prices to reality not the dreamland your all living in.
What if you’re not selling?
Houses are a luxury for which we should all be willing to pay 5, 10, 20 times our combined annual salary for, even if it’s a shithole in Tower Hamlets!
If you lower property prices, then people might be able to afford to do lower paid jobs thus limiting the ‘need’ for immigrants. Starting a home business, becoming self-employed might actually become economically viable, thus reducing unemployment.
But, no. Better to keep property prices (and rents) sky high, wages rock bottom and continue importing immigrants from the third world like there’s no tomorrow.
What can possibly go wrong!
Willie was a good MP, he’ll make a good MSP. Don’t see your problem.
why would the fuck anyone waste money on ads here for a bunch of sad homeworking pseudo satirical wankers that think they are so smug after their first morning wank in the wife panties