June 15th, 2010

Dan Dumps on the Hopey Changey One

Fresh from the news that Sarah Palin might be London-bound, the great and good of the right look to be gearing up for her autumnal arrival. It’s notable that today Dan Hannan has finally come round to the fact that he was way, way out with his endorsement of Barack Obama. The unlikely vocal advocate for the Democrat President is eating his words after witnessing a 30% increase in the size of the American state in just two years.

The full mea culpa is quite a read, bringing Hannan into line, entirely coincidentally, with a certain Obama-hating hockey-mum…


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    Engineer says:

    Or perhaps he just fancies her.

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    He wasn’t the only one conned by O’Bumchops.

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    Mr Ned says:

    to quote the vernacular American, “EWWWWWWW!”

    I am proud and happy to proclaim that I have never supported that corrupt criminal lying sack of shit, Obama. Anyone who rises to prominence from Chicago’s corrupt political system is automatically suspect. The man is a liar and a slave of the international banking elite.

    But even as a right winger, I cannot stand that insane lunatic Palin either.

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    Hellboy88 says:

    Oh, I bet Obama is really shitting himself about this – not.

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    Yorkie (with his hand up) says:

    Does anyone actually care what Dan what’s his name thinks or says. He had a hit on Brown (he was doing his job as a Con Euro MP) and that’s it.

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    Liam Fox says:

    Hannan wants to abolish the National Health Service and is pissed off because Obama introduced universal health care to the united states.
    Obama also pushed through the recapitalisation of the banks. The only drawback being that the Fed should have been nationalised, after all, why should taxpayers act as guarantors for a private financial organisation?
    But big items like the above cost money.
    If Hannan doesn’t like a big state then he should stop moaning at Obama and start having a go at the private banks that caused the problem.
    Hannan’s attack is misdirected and his analysis flawed.
    Apart from his views on Europe Hannan is a total cock.

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    Llewellyn Wellyn Llew Lynwellan O'Brien and the nine little O'Brien's (God bless them!) says:

    Where’s Captain Ranty when you need him?

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    Yesterdays man says:

    Hannan just wants to embarrass Cameron as he’s part of the awkward squad now.

    Same reason Boris hammered Obama for attacking Britain and not BP.
    Same reason Vince Cable did exactly the same, to show up Dave as a wimp.

    Hannan is just a fringe voice who will never get a sniff of a real job or power but wants to finally rally some kind of powerbase as he seems to have finally realised he is everything Cameron hates & intends to bury in the Tory Party.

    This was timed to be ahead of Camerons fawning visit to the White House.
    Pity Dan had to look like a flip flopping idiot to assert his independence though.

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    Llewellyn Wellyn says:

    “Where’s Captain Ranty when you need him?”

    Where is he when you don’t need him?

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    Engineer says:

    Not entirely true. Hannan has published some interesting ideas, writes a popular blog in a mainstream paper, and contributes well-expressed arguments to the broadcast media. Whether or not you agree with his ideas, that degree of public exposure puts him well ahead of most politicians. He’s not that old, yet; he has much left to offer.

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    IR says:

    Its the boob job that turned him!

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    Well fuck me………… interesting article. I didn’t know Obama’s people had been referring to the Falklands as the Malvinas. That is seriously taking the piss.

    Troops out of Afghanistan. Now.

  13. 13
    Sarah Palin says:

    I can see Russia from my house! Africa is a country! The planet is 6000 years old! The Lord created everything in 6 days!

    You becha!

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    A little old defenceless lady on a zimmer frame says:

    Sorry catching up

    It’s astonishing that any Labour leadership contenders could have even considered paying money to join a Tory association in the mid-1980s. It’s sickening as he was paying them subs when Mrs Thatcher was wreaking terrible destruction on constituencies in the North of England that he represents. No wonder he is airbrushing his past.’

    When are these total Labour s going to get it through their thick fucking skulls that it was Labour that destroyd the country in 79′ and now they have utterly fucked and destroyed the country again in 2010

    I really want to punch the fuck out of the Hunt who his so mentally fucking retarded he cant see what Labour has done and we should just rip his head off and shit down the hole


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    Irritated hockey mom says:

    Wanna make something of it huh? go on ….punk..make my day

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    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

    I’m not a fan of Palin but I’m glad Blair supported President Bush while he was our prime minister. Unlike most Labour supporters, I agree with Bush on being pro-life and anti-stem cell research.

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    Cecil Rhodes says:

    Who gives a shite with such enthralling entertaining football to watch I’d like to ram those trumpets right the twats arses such a din
    Whose the little boy in the picture then?

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    Dave wuvs Obama says:

    with Dave in charge ?
    no fucking chance

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    Sarah Palin says:

    I love guns!

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    Libertarian wearing Slave sandals & nothing else says:

    The Republicans are less intelligent than the Democrats, Fact. Their communication skills are poor and they never live up to their policies. I much prefer a Democrat in the Whitehouse than the trigger happy, self interested, war mongering, thick as two planks Republican cowboys.
    I hope Thatcher & Cameron have the guts to tell the useless, publicity seeking thicky Palin to sling her hook. The woman is a piece of nonsense, who has nothing of worth to contribute to politics. She is in the game for herself and has not a clue on how to govern in the interest of the people.
    Clinton is an empowered politician who makes Palin look like a pathetic schoolgirl with no self awareness of how silly she really is. Palin has the cringe factor. Very similar to G. W. Bush.

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    tat says:

    Bush and Palin give me the horn.
    I’d love to wank in their letterboxes.

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    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Why would any conservative with half a brain cell ever have thought that the most left wing President ever would be a good choice for the USA? Is it coz he is black?

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    tat says:

    I think Bush is the smartest politician in the world. Only Palin is smarterer.
    I just love Bush and Obama and wish I could stick my head as far up thier arses as Blair and Cameron do.
    Isn’t it great we’re going to have five more years of bloody war in Afghanistan thanks to Dave. More lovely dead people.

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    Tony B Liar says:

    I give my wholehearted support to fellow Republican Sarah Palin.

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    Dan the trombone polisher says:

    Hannan is a trouser partridge

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    who? says:

    Hannan is a bit of a non-entity, so not sure why his changing view is worthy of a Guido blog?

    Palin meeting Maggie though is actually interesting, would love to hear what these two crazies have to talk about? Ripe for Friday caption contest….

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    Engineer says:

    “The Republicans are less intelligent than the Democrats, Fact.”

    Any links to the appropriate research that proves this? No? Thought not….

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    Seamus O'Toole says:

    Hannan is a popular Irish surname coming from the Gaelic Ó hAnnáin or Ó hAnáin, most prevalently found in County Cork. First found in county Roscommon where they were seated from very ancient times and were descended from the Kings of Ireland.

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    Cameron borrows can-do-better attitude from ‘brilliant Barack’ says:

    The man who could be America’s first black president won ringing praise yesterday from the man who could be Britain’s 19th old Etonian prime minister.
    David Cameron said he hugely admired Barack Obama, the front-running contender for the Democrat nomination, and vowed to bring some of the same spirit to the British political debate.

    “I’m enjoying watching Barack Obama. I think he’s a brilliant speaker, I think his optimism and sense of hope for the future is inspiring a lot of people. It’s great to see. Too often [politics] gets down to hope and fear and I think it’s wonderful when hope wins. I’m enjoying watching him, I must say. I think he’s compelling,” Cameron told Radio 5 Live’s Breakfast programme.

    “What people like is the sense that Obama generates, that we don’t have to be like this, we can do better… I think we need that same sense of possibility here.”

    “He is a very easy person to talk with, to exchange views with. He’s an incredibly impressive politician and leader but he’s also an extremely personable human being and someone it’s easy to get on with and to strike up a relationship with.

    “It’s my second meeting and it’s always enjoyable to meet and discuss with him and also to meet his wife and to meet his very impressive team

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    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

    Oh, matron! Tell me about it!

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    Worzel says:

    Don’t know too much about Palin, any relation to Michael? but when you here all the labour luvvies on here having a go I guess she must be onto something.
    Never did understand all that Obama hype, bit like all the Blair hype and why did the germans like him so much.

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    Nursey says:

    What a self-important chump Dan Hannan is.

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    Americans are fat and thick says:

    With the British death-toll now stupidly high (9 fucking years, and Afghanistan still hasn’t got its own army? What the fuck have these tossers being up to, other than legalising rape?)

    Dave hopes things will improve in a year, but he’s got to get our troops out of that medieval cesspit a lot quicker than that. Obama’s made America an object of hate among the British, so let the American runts die in the dust like the yeehaa turdbrains that they are. Our troops don’t deserve this and our scum-head politicians won’t be forgiven for abandoning them.

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    Bloody Sunday Inquiry: Cameron apologises as Saville says shootings 'unjustified' says:

    David Cameron has apologised for the actions of British soldiers after the Saville Inquiry found that 14 civil rights demonstrators and bystanders were killed without justification.

    Describing the actions of soldier as “unjustified and unjustifiable”, the Prime Minister told the Commons: “What happened should never ever have happened.”

    “I am deeply, deeply sorry.”


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    Ann Clwyd says:

    I supported the invasion and still do.

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    Jack says:

    It is astounding that Dan ever thought Obama was a serious player…

    He is the puppet of Rahm Emanuel…

    Wo famously told Tony Blair just before the joint press conference between Blazir and Clintioon in the WHite House (at the time of the Monica Lewinsky scandal)

    “Dont’ fuck this up, this is important” (to give credibility to the perjurer Clinton)

    With a Chief of Staff straight out of Chicago politics (which have not changed since Al Capone) who managed to make “$18 million in three years” in an investment bank in Chicago between leaving Clintyon and

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    David Cameron says:

    I supported the invasion and still do.

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    Spin On This says:

    Sarah Palin’s father goes shopping.

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    Libertarian wearing Slave sandals & nothing else says:

    @Engineer, sorry don’t mean to be rude but where has your head been in the last decade? America was governed by chimps. Why do you think Obama was given the Noble peace prize. Everyone is so grateful that the chimps were replaced by a man who has the potential to govern in an intelligent & humane way.

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    P. Doff says:

    My sympathy goes out to you… years of looking at slot-gob would do the same to anyone.

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    Arch Stanton says:

    Was he there at that time ?

    Has he expressed similar regret at the deaths of 22 Paras at Warrenpoint ?

    Be very carefull DC

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    MI5 says:

    It is astounding that Dan ever thought Obama was a serious player…

    He is the puppet of Rahm Emanuel…

    Who famously told Tony Blair just before the joint press conference between Blair and Clinton in the WHite House (at the time of the Monica Lewinsky scandal)

    “Dont’ fuck this up, this is important” (to give credibility to the perjurer Clinton)

    With a Chief of Staff straight out of Chicago politics (which have not changed since Al Capone) who managed to make “$18 million in three years” in an investment bank in Chicago between leaving Clinton and arriving with Omaha…

    And who is an Isaeli solider (among other things)

    You can see we are dealing straight with the Mossad…

    And Obama has little, if anything, to say about anything of importance…except to protect Israel…

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    MI5 says:

    Lky All on the boose again ?

    He did his nose in the other day

    And now arse over tit at Leeds station..

    Take care you Alky Al..

    You past is catching up with you

    And many people…!

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    Spin On This Palin you Retarded Religious Nutter says:

    Palin Shopping Spree Legal? Yes, but Barely

    Loophole Lets Party Purchase Wardrobe the Campaign Could Not

    When news broke that Gov. Sarah Palin and her family managed to spend $150,000 of other people’s money on clothes after joining the McCain ticket, many scratched their heads. Is that legal?

    Thanks to a loophole in federal law the answer, experts say, is yes.

    Handily, the loophole was codified into law by the landmark campaign finance law passed by her ticketmate, Sen. John McCain.

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    Spin On This says:

    Sarah Palin goes shoping with other peoples money

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    Septic Watch says:

    Simply put the words “Bush” and “Palin” into Google.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    LOL, what utter garbage. You really don’t get it do you? What do the Clinton’s, the Bush’s, Obama, Cameron and Clegg ALL have in common? If you don’t know, then you are as dumb as you just made yourself look.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Oh yes there is – when Obama tells him to poodle along with his Iranian invasion.
    I’m still struggling to help Cast Iron with his great question to the British people of where to make cuts. Its a tough one to be sure. Why, its one of those things that could be staring everyone right in the face but they just couldn’t see it for some reason.

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    This guy loves the Yanks says:

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    concrete pump says:

    Do me a lemon!

    Every c*nt from Cork reckons they’re descended from the ‘kings of Ireland’.

    All my family are from Cobh and they never let up on it.

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    My B.P's falling (again) says:

    Jeez £3.40 a share (bargain). We all had high hopes for Barry O’Barmy, but sadly we all got him wrong, just like Danny boy. He’s just another tri-lateral marxist puppet (Barry, that is).

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    Anonymong says:

    If he’s got Mick blood in him, it explains why he’s so fucking thick. Get back to navvying.

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    Rolf says:

    You mean the Americans aren’t still blaming everything on Bush?
    Best not tell Dave about that as his entire strategy rests on blaming the last guy.

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    Tin Foil Hat Watch says:


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    Archer Karcher says:

    Germans love racist, anti semitic socialist’s. It’s in their DNA.

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    Anonymous says:

    You mean this?

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    Dr Snot says:

    What is it about these supposed right-wing pundits that they’re forever being conned by slippery, incompetent, deranged Lefty flim-flam merchants – characters the rest of us realized were fricking useless a mile off. I lost count of the number of ‘conservatives’ in the papers who wanked themselves stupid over that grinning, vacuous twat Blair. As for Janet Daly’s paean to grotty, deranged old Gordon:


    Surely the most toe-curling, vomit-inducing thing ever written. (Dunno if the link is broken only temporarily or if the Telegraph deleted the piece in shame.)

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    Anonymous says:

    Hopefully Griffin’s running partner.

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    O'Fawkes says:


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    Anonymous says:

    DC can FO.

    Unpatriotic Hunt of the lowest order.

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    AC1 says:

    The regulator decides on the volume of credit (via reserve/lending ratios) and they decided that as much credit as possible is advantageous (to create as much VAT revenue/drop house prices etc).

    The regulator was wrong and we are paying now.

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    straw man dum dum says:

    dem nazicommies iz goin to march yoo all into death camps!?! ?
    fuud goes in mouth ?!? ?

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    Anonymous says:

    He should get a shave the fucking rough chav.

    Fuck off World Cup. All supporters can shove the fucking vuvuzela where the sun don’t shine. Failing that get a proper fucking job!

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    AC1 says:

    > Mrs Thatcher was wreaking terrible destruction on constituencies in the North of England

    It seems that stopping taxpayers from being extorted for the benefit of digging up coal = “wreaking terrible destruction on constituencies”

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    Bill Clinton says.... says:

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman

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    Hooray for the Bankers! says:

    Fuck all to do with the Billions the Bankers made in Bonuses for their failed Casino bets on CDS and CLO’s then.

    Yeah, right.

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    Dubya and Blair says:

    Iraq has WMD

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    Worzel says:

    If you see him tell him i want me bucket back

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    Anonymous says:

    He’s mixed race! Do keep up.

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    AC1 says:

    Compare the “genius” AlGors academic record, with the Ijit Bush…

    The MSM has a narrative and it doesn’t let little things like facts get in the way.

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    concrete pump says:

    Just watched the bbc suck every drop of jizz from Obumma’s balls re. BP.


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    AC1 says:

    > would love to hear what these two crazies have to talk about

    Hayek and von Mises probably…

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    AC1 says:


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    AC1 says:

    Obama and “intelligent & humane” in the same sentence.

    HAHAHAHAHAH. You Rube.

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    Mr Ned says:

    So do I, But I would not trust Sara Palin, or Dick Cheney, with one.

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    Engineer says:

    My thoughts run for longer than a decade. American domestic politics is not something I study deeply. None of them seem to me to be perfect, but the “best” American president of my lifetime was probably Reagan, if only for his close involvement in ending the Cold War, along with Gorbachev and Thatcher.

    The generalised statement that all Republicans are unintelligent, and all Democrats are intelligent is a rather unthinking one. Marx was reasonably intelligent; his political ideas less so.

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    Droopy Drawers says:

    Quite. Who is Hannan? He has won a Euro election. Whoopee. He’s hardly Churchill is he? Why should I give a toss about him? All he ever did of note was embarrass Gordon Brown, and Gordon Brown did a lot of that too and I don’t like him either.

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    Hillary Benn says:

    I’ll do whatever the Labour leadership tells me.

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    AC1 says:

    Yep. You make a lot of credit and someone has to do something with it. i.e. the yields go down and risks go up.

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    Anonymous says:

    What amazes me is the number of dumb fucks in the good ‘ole US of A who voted for someone running on a ‘change’ platform. Bush would be out of the White House anyway FFS.

    Is it cos they were/are stupid and black?

    Spinning Hunts.

    If I had a nuke I would!


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    Archer Karcher says:

    Cameron should shut the fuck up. The IRA and the Nationalist’s should only get an apology, when they give one for all innocents they murdered. McGuinness started the shooting that day, with a Thompson machine gun, where’s his apology?

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    Lord Prescott of Butter Ghee says:

    Five large deep pan stuffed crust meat lover’s pizzas, love. And for my main, I’ll have the entire menu of the Taj Mahal restaurant down the road. Cheers.

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    lolol says:

    they love black racists particularly
    like that Hitler bloke did

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    Tony Hayward says:

    Ha, ha! My oil spill has fucked up that oil-hating, eco-nut Obama good and proper. Drill Baby Drill Sarah Palin in next by a landslide.

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    AC1 says:

    The Authoritarian rent-seekers will grab your cash and then when your no longer useful they will decide you’re not worth treating.

    NHS = Death Panel.

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    Stuart Palmer says:

    Like the majority of us lusty males of Albion he wants to blow his cock snots all over those big plastic tits.

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    Mr Ned says:

    That would be the same Al Gore who thinks that the earth’s mantle is millions of degrees centigrade (much hotter than the sun) and that the ocean is going to rise by over 20 feet inside 50 years and the North Pole will be ice free by 2013, yet he still bought beachfront property that would be completely washed away by a 20 foot increase in sea levels.

    That genius you mean?

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    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    He’s more coffee than cream.

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    Sarah Palin says:

    chimps were NOT replaced by a man

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    Mr Ned says:

    They all have a lot more money than me!

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    Anonymous says:

    Punctuation isn’t in your DNA either.

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    Drill Baby Drill Sarah Palin in next by a landslide. says:

    by an oilslick surely ? LOL!

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    Nope not buying it this time says:

    How will they score up an invasion in Iran?

    Where will the money come from?

    I would of believed it 5 years ago but not now, you tin foil hatters are off the boil on this one.

    They will have to wait ten years at least before they could pull of an invasion in Iran.

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    Hooray for the Bankers! says:


    do something with it. i.e. spunk it all away on worthless casino bets and wreck the economy

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    Cassandra King says:

    How many ‘tory’MPs have resigned from the party to show solidarity with our troops?
    I can understand that leftist puppet Cameron cringing and handwringing to appease the IRA republicans and spitting on our forces, he is only being himself and showing his true colours but what of the ‘tory’ MPs, are they going to stay silent and take this gross insult and travesty?

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    concrete pump says:

    Not only was the coal too deep to retrieve economically, but if we had subsidised the mines the miners would now be suing the govenment on health grounds.

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    cant hunter says:

    Who’ll be the first european leader to apologise for the Crusades ?

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    Death Camps = FAIL says:

    Even Glenn Beck thinks you’re a loon.
    Which is like being called a moron by Palin.

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    The world is like a spinning plate sometimes says:

    The great irony of all this is:

    The West is sliding down to the (pardon my french) shit-hole part of the scale while adopting more and more socialism.

    The East is rocketing up to the good times part of the scale because they have adopted more capitalism.

    Even Russia the birthplace of implemented communism/socialism whatever name it goes by these days refuses to slide back down the scale.

    We will learn the same lesson the hard way and only have ourselves to blame for growing complacent.

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    Anonymous says:

    Cameron is a fucking IRA appeaser. What a Hunt DC has turned out to be. His very small mouth bothers me, rather like that Hunt Gormless’ slack jaw shit.

    Cameron’s mouth is an Eton genetic trait. Guess he just wanted to suck on the one cock at a time.


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    Anonymous says:

    Do you suck cock professionally?

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    Miliband's Zit says:

    I saw that too – fucking disgusting from those shameless anti-British traitors at the BBC. Obama’s plan to deal with the oil spill now is to send in the marines! Surely the guys flipped and will soon be joining his houseboy Gordon Brown in the padded cell.

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    Charles Martel Will Spin In His Grave says:

    My money is on the French or Germans.

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    Cassandra King says:

    Cameron can grovel and cringe and appologise for himself, he doesnt appologise on my behalf.
    Anyone still think Cameron is a tory? Anyone still happy that they voted for him? Many gave Dave the benefit of the doubt and I think it seems he has certainly dispelled any doubt as to his k*ntishness in very short order.

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    Lovestruck says:

    I love you Cassandra keep posting you always tell the truth.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Luckily I put in a light touch regulator and it worked out really well.

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    David Hodge says:

    With a bit of luck the next Tory leader.

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    Read that 9 am says:

    yes we can all read the news

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    Hooray for the Bankers! says:

    Exactly right.

    Brown is just as much to blame as the Bankers for his idiotic failure to properly regulate them.

    You can’t fuck an entire economy without both.

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    David Cameron says:

    If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.

    Today, I want to tell the British people some uncomfortable truths.

    There is a price for progress in tackling climate change.

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    An impartial observer says:

    Well, my brother has just started working as a carer in mental-health hospital north of the border. Some of the window lickers were watching Teletubbies in the TV room and old bruv saw, to his astonishment, that one of the drooling vegetables was none other than the Right Honourable Gordon Brown MP. Seems that Sarah took him off the anti-psychotic drugs that were – just about – containing his condition before the election and has had him committed. A sad end for one of the most prominent politicians of his generation.

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    Tony Benn says:

    Do you know, I closed more mines than Maggie, yet somehow my fellow socialists, never mention me or my closure program. Odd, don’t you think?

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    Worzel says:

    Do they want to borrow me bucket

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    Anonymous says:

    10 years? The West is bankrupt for at least a generation (apart from the banks).

    By then hopefully some sense will prevail.

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    Anonymous says:

    I thought all the Paddies were descended from Neanderthals. I was only in 1649 with Cromwell that modern man made it to Ireland.

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    Socialism pays well for the suckers who con the dupes who actually believe it says:

    The shiny sneakers Michelle Obama sported Wednesday while volunteering with Jill Biden at a Washington, DC, food bank have become all the rage. The plum and silver shoes, built with suede, were made by the high-end French design house Lanvin. The shoes, which will run you $540, also come in satin and denim.


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    David Cameron says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
    More chance of IDS becoming the next one again.

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    David Davis says:

    oh no he fucking won’t

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    Anonymous says:

    It’ll be some “French” eurocrat with a distinctly Algerian parentage.

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    Palin is a fucking Retard says:

    did she pay for them or the RNC ? exactly! so shut the fuck up

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    Love at first sight says:

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    Mongworld says:

    That’s the same ward Mad Nads is in.

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    Engineer says:

    The West currently seems to be falling out of love with socialism, whilst the East seems desperate for the benefits of capitalism. Yes – that’s a sweeping statement, and things are much more complex than that.

    Perhaps one of the reasons for the West’s current financial woes is the apparent addiction of socialists to spending far too much of other people’s money. I’m not sure where debt mountains come into socialist philosophy, but they are certainly a contemporary practical problem for many countries that have recently had socialist-leaning governments.

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    Anon says:

    I’ve been defending you on here my dearest against those idiots that can’t see your genius, keep up the good work. The Limpservatives will be out on their ear in weeks thanks to you.

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    Libertarian wearing Slave sandals & nothing else says:

    @ engineer, Reagan was suffering from a form of dementia for most of time. He was working with New Right thinkers that gave his & our government credibility.
    Most Americans favour Roosevelt & Kennedy as the greatest leaders of all time. The Republicans may have brilliant ideas, they have yet to find a leader who can deliver them. Reagan administration had real intelligence ,however, this exposed the President as nothing more than a puppet. Bush jr, he was viewed as a puppet for an administration who could not govern properly and was only interested in cashing in on big business.

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    nell says:

    Sarah Palin the ‘ next President of the USA’, she who thought Africa was a country , wasn’t sure where it was, and didn’t know the meaning of the word continent.

    Not likely to be able to put together much of a foreign policy is she?!

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    Dave wuvs Obama says:

    he’s poodling along with Afghanistan right fucking now

    the twat

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    NWO says:

    it’s the New World Order Lizardpeople that aren’t letting them quit

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    Dave wuvs Obama says:

    They learned it from Dave

  132. 132
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Hottie Palin or a cross breed mong like Barry O. No contest. Barry can bum Brown, he’d like that.

  133. 133
    TaT the mental case says:

    fuck off and rape a small dog Tat you boring little druggie fuckwit

  134. 134
    Worzel says:

    Perhaps she is ahead of her time, it wont be long before Europe is a country.

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    tat says:


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    Socialism pays well for the suckers who con the dupes who actually believe it says:

    The sad fact is Palin wouldn’t like Hannan because he is gay even though he would be a strong ally.

    That is the loony right christians of America downfall they throw out otherwise useful and supportive people.

    Just remember the loony left only does well when ‘groupings’ of different people have no where else to go and the left makes victims of them.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hear, hear.

    DC doesn’t, cannot and will never apologise on my behalf for anything. In this, Ireland can fuck off.

  138. 138
    tat is a twat says:

    Piss off Tat
    nobody cares what you think

  139. 139
    Camoron says:

    Dave is a lefty liberal socialist

  140. 140
    Anonymous says:

    Where there is no sense there is no feeling.

  141. 141
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    I want to start a new online community for people with an interest in politics
    A board of two directors (I will be MD) and Sarah Palin can sit on it
    It will b called

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    She’d look better in a Burkha

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    Blarney Stoned says:

    strange that our ‘Oirish’ friend Mr Fawkes apears to be ignoring the biggest story of the day ?

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    Anon says:

    I’m not tat, really I’m not! Cross my heart and swear on my beloved deputy leader’s life, Harriet Harman.

    Anyway, I can’t wait to see what great video extravaganza my lovely friend will post next. Can you?


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    A WITCH!! says:

    if that time was the middle ages and there was witches everywhere

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    South of the M4 says:

    Not a lot different to most in the US sadly. Get on a plane in San Francisco, fly for 4 hours east, and you are still in America. This is partly why many cannot think outside of America. I seem to recall that DubW did not even have a passport. I think ‘foreign policy’ for most is deciding to eat Mexican on Saturdays and Italian on Mondays.

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    Anonymous says:

    Ooh err, that touched your neanderthal nerve!

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    Bulldog says:

    I don’t know what part of Kenya he’s from but there may be a personal reason
    for his policy. Some of the population (Kikuyu) still bear a grudge of the
    ‘grandad was executed by the Brits’ kind.

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    Socialism pays well for the suckers who con the dupes who actually believe it says:

    Michelle Obama: Former $317,000-a-year vice president of Univesity Of Chiago Hospital coincidentally made millions from Medicare being passed so no one wonder she can afford them.

    And the dumb American voter suckers thought it was brought in to help them lol.

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    Anonymous says:

    10 years? You must be joking.

    We’re bankrupt for a generation. The banks aren’t but it will be us who would fund such a foray.

    Not in my name!

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    Socialism pays well for the suckers who con the dupes who actually believe it says:

    The EU should of tried democracy in the first place instead of whinging now that the great scam has ended and the chickens are coming home to roost.

    Wonder what the left wing will use as a scapegoat this time for this clusterfuck they have brought down on us all.

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    South of the M4 says:

    Considering he will be found to have been ‘prominent’ for all the wrong reasons then perhaps such an end would explain his idiocy. Fire should be turned then on the useless tossers in the HOP who stood and watched.

  154. 154
    Martin Day says:

    This coalition is such a shower of shit

    The Tories’ relentless contempt for the constitution http://bit.ly/bueQ2I

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    Anon is thick as thieves says:

    we always knew you were a carpetbagger Labour supporter in disuise tat

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    Anon is thick as thieves says:

    fuck off tat

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    Barry Soetoro aka POTUS to you pal says:

    I was born in Hawaii pal

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    Claude says:

    I think they are real. Please let her be coming to Europe to audition for lecrazyhorseparis.com

  159. 159
    Anonymous says:

    Palin can wear what she likes.

    Burkhas, and some of their wearers, look better on a fucking bonfire.

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    Lord Prescott of Butter Ghee says:

    I don’t know why so many are complaining about the vuvuzelas. I make that sound after a curry.

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    tat says:

    I’ll do whatever the Labour leadership tells me.

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    Head Lizard says:


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    Prescott's windswept butler says:

    For 90 minutes?

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    Maude Flanders says:

    There were environmental issues too with CO2.

    Won’t somebody think of the children?

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    Assessing the Labour leadership candidates says:

    This is what Labour is offering the country:

    A socialist hypocrite who sent her son to private school.
    Twin NeoCons who are on the payroll of the Israeli government.
    A thug with a speech impediment.
    And a man who had a charisma bypass at birth.

    Next Labour. Next Danger.

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    Head Lizard says:

    if its a duplicate comment were is the first one

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    Typical Sarah Palin Voter says:

    There is something very powerful that every citizen can
    do immediatly. We can repent of breaking God’s
    commandments and plead for God’s mercy and help
    in retaining and protecting our freedoms and knowing
    what to do individually. We come from the intelligence
    of our Heavenly Father and He gave us Spirit bodies.
    We wanted to be like Him and He had an immortal body
    so we were born into this world as a test to learn and
    accomplish and have families and return to our
    Heavenly Father through Jesus Christ, our Savior;
    who conquered death and sin on our behalf if we
    will have a contrite spirit and broken heart to offer Him.
    I pray for all the citizens of the United States of America.
    to pray for God’s blessings and protenction and guidance.
    We have a hero in Jesus Christ, who lives and loves us
    and will help us figure out our problems. The miracles
    of the Old and New Testament are written so that we
    will never forget how God works with His children. Even
    Noah was helped when he was the prophet and the
    people mocked him. God delivered Noah from the
    flood and the unbelievers were drowned. God offers
    us a way to freedom of body and soul in obeying His
    commandments and receiving true and lasting joy
    through our Creator and Redeemer. The scriptures
    say that if we have the faith of a mustard seed, we
    can move mountains. May it be so. May you see that
    God is always victorious and He promises and blessings
    are there for us, if we will obey and honor Him.
    May God bless you and may we all turn our hearts to Him.
    In the Name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Hope she had a plate of beans as well.

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    David Icke says:

    Fucking right, man………………………

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    Head Lizard says:

    I took a look at some US forums. talk about spooked easy. A rumour comes in on a post. The someone else will say that’s a dot. Then the rumour is a fact that means revolution,or a hurricane,or an earthquake. fuck me man the religious have a ready made superstitious,suspicious paranoid population running screaming from one imagined calamity to the next

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    Gnasher says:

    Indeed. James Stuarts protestants are right Neanderthals aren’t they?

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    YOU are a fucking Retard says:

    What the fuck are you talking about?

    Medicare wasn’t just ‘passed’, it’s been part of the US system since the late 60’s and is hugely popular with the elderly it administers to.
    It also proves the teabaggers are talking shit about Government run healthcare always being bad and unpopular.

    The ‘coincidence’ is that you are clearly as pigshit stupid as Palin. ROFL!

  173. 173
    Lord Prescott of Butter Ghee says:

    ‘ey, lad. After I’ve had a curry, my end pipe won’t stop doing its own vuvuzela for 3 days.

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    underdog says:

    Come on the Koreans.

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    Gnasher says:

    When, and by whom, was this well known fact established by?

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    Gus says:

    Hannan – a legend in his own lunchtime if ever there was one. A sayer, not a doer.

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    tat is a twat says:

    Where’s the blog tat ?

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    Korean Dinner says:

    Woof Woof

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    My Horn says:


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    Jesus was a pimp says:

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    tat is a twat says:

    go take an overdose tat you druggie nutter

  182. 182
    One rule 4 1 says:

    Sohy is it leegit to piss take Christians and not Muhammadians?

  183. 183
    Peter Mandleson says:

    One solid metre? Oh yes please!

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    tat is a twat says:

    I’ve been defending you on here my dearest against those idiots that can’t see your genius, keep up the good work. The Limpservatives will be out on their ear in weeks thanks to you.

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    Jus Saying says:

    I agree with London Muslim for once

  186. 186
    The Dictator says:

    This is the plan.

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    tribal Historian says:

    are they like the Fukarewe

  188. 188
    Every dog has its day says:

    They deserve a bit of respect for once. Every World leader and his dog kicks them in the bollocks.

  189. 189
    David Icke says:

    Fuck my old boot – that’s POWERFUL stuff – innit?

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    Historian says:

    One of his right hand men was Lyndon LaRouche

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    Who's sorry now ? says:

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    randy oik says:

    I would love to ride Sarah Palin even harder now if she has got plastic tits as well, oh matron I will be re-watching the Nailin Palin porno starring Lisa Ann before bed time tonight.

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    concrete pump says:

    Lord Satan
    Mighty One
    Wisdom Incarnate, Speaker of Knowledge
    I ask that you bestow your blessings on the leaders of our Satanic Community
    Guide us, so we will serve you in the ways that you desire
    Give us strength, to keep us going when things get tough
    Bestow upon us wisdom, so we will know what to do in all situations
    Inspire us to encourage one another, instead of tear each other down
    So we will use our words to bless instead of curse
    Yet push us to stand tall when we face things that are wrong
    To fight if we have to, yet strive for peace
    Help us, Father, to be there for your children-both the adept and the new
    To guide them in learning what you have for them
    To encourage them not to follow anyone but you and to find their own path
    Let us not forget what it was like when we first came to you
    How you were gentle, kind and patient
    May we follow in your footsteps
    To love as you love, teach as you teach
    We are happy to be your servant; reveal to us the hidden things
    Try us; so we may be worthy of your affairs that you place in our hands
    Bestow on us your covenant as we trust in you
    Let us receive your counsel, not acting unless it is your will
    It is an honour to serve you, Lord Satan
    Thank you for choosing us
    May our lives be devoted to you; may we be a reflection of who you are to the world
    Watch over us and bless your people
    Lord and Mighty Satan, may it be done according to your will

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    Bore Watch says:

    get a new copy and paste you saddo,tat was an entertainment genius

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    Spin On This says:

    Dan Dan, he’s our man, if he can’t do it, no c/unt can.

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    Jesus was a homo says:

    I love gay-boy shonkers, their naked bell-ends are so suckable.

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    New World Odders says:

    and the right wing governments in europe ?

  198. 198
    Stand by your man. says:

    The whole England team is standing behind Robert Green. It’s the only way to stop him letting a goal in.

  199. 199
    concrete pump says:

    so do I

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    I love Satan with all my heart says:

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    typical left wing coward says:

    muslims will beat me up and call me mr bean and then kill me if i take the piss out of them.

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    Tat the twat says:

    Where’s the blog Tat

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    need money for drugs p.s. it's TaT says:

    i’d rather suck your cock

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    Ahmed Jihad says:

    If you insultings our beloved prophet (piss be upon him), we will beheads you! Allah akbar!

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    Ithrewmedinnerbak says:

    The Iranians are rolling around the floor laughing their arses off.

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    wizards sleeve says:

    she has a seriously baggy twat

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    Shagger Nokes says:

    I love a face full of spunk.

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    Kuntz says:

    They knew too, but took the bung,now the bung is the opposite they are on board

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    Court of Public Opinion says:

    How very PC of you!

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    need money for drugs p.s. it's TaT says:

    me too

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    concrete pump says:

    I’ve been defending you on here my dearest against those idiots that can’t see your genius, keep up the good work. The Limpservatives will be out on their ear in weeks thanks to you.

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    Tonights Recipe on Gulf News says:

    Oil Burgers and Grits

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    Go with Nokes says:

    I call it ‘jesus juice’

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    David Laws says:

    Oh yes it does wonders for the skin

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    Marc Blow Tan says:

    I’d like to ride your pump, darling!

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    concrete pump says:

    Fuck off anon.

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    England says:

    We are sorry for winning the war

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    MrChickenPants says:

    Don’t get me wrong – I wasn’t fooled by Obama or Clinton BUT Palin is a complete idiot whichever way you look at it and has no grasp of history, science or common sense. I would have supported McCain had he not brought that creationist fuckwit on board.

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    ST says:

    Off topic.

    Can I recommend everyone to watch Digby Jones taking apart Gail Cartwell (from UNITE) on the Daily Politics today on the subject of pensions.

    Ms Cartwell, is a terrible lobbyist, but becasue she is so bad she provides an instructive example of lobbyist tricks.

    She starts by saying that the Liberal brought in the pensions system- designed to create a split

    She then claims that Digby is politicising it – he’s not.

    Digby challenges her that the it’s unfair the private sector should subsidise pensions.

    She then tries to bring up nurses- emotionalising it- Digby knocks this back.

    She then tries saying that pay is “usually, historically lower” than in the private sector- dodgy old stats.

    It’s then revealed her stats include part time workers – more dodgy stats

    She then claims Digby wants pensioner poverty – more emotionalising

    Finally, she claims its all about the gender pay gap (there are more female than male employees in the public sector) and claims Digby is anti-women.

    It was a pathetic attempt to defend the indefensible but very instructive.

    I wouldn’t recommend listening to Simon Hughes toady, creeping response afterwards though.

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    A believer in the prophet TaT says:

    Save us prophet TaT

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    Where are they? says:

    Watch any world cup game and all you are shown is footballers on the pitch and fans on the terraces. Yet All you can hear are vuvuzelas.

    Where are these plastic trumpeters placed in the stadiums?

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    Baron Mandelcunt of Foy says:

    Gimme a face full of jizz.

  224. 224
    England says:

    The fucking Gaurdian are creaming themselves about going after the soldiers involved,bastards

  225. 225
    Anonymous says:

    No. They’re racist chavs. But they’re still about 25 steps up the evolutionary ladder than fucking Paddies.

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    Dr David Kelly says:

    Do they?

  227. 227
    Wacko Gordo says:


    I saved the world.

  228. 228
    England says:

    BBC preemptive play yesterday


  229. 229
    concrete pump says:

    Gimme a face full of jizz.

  230. 230
    concrete pump says:

    so would I

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    Typical bedwetter says:

    Politically correct at any price

  232. 232
    David Cameron says:

    Friday 18th of June, don’t miss it! A war between two nations! England and Algeria! (World Cip Football)
    One of them a fanatical Muslim country, where bombers and terrorists are born and trained, where tough sharia law is being implemented and white Christians are outcasts and live in fear.
    The other is a shithole in West Africa

  233. 233
    Monty Burns says:

    facilus decensus averno

  234. 234
    Capt. Assertion says:

    iN mE brAin spOnGe!

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    Out2 says:

    Socialism pays well for the suckers who con the dupes who actually believe it
    so they can’t be suckers then can they?

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    Peace Loving Muzee says:

    We don likes insultings against our religion! We put fatwa on your infidel head! Death to Britains! Death to kafirs! Death to Britain’s Got Talent! Death to Wispa bars!

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    YES!! says:

    The Koreans are brilliant. Pure hard working no diving no play acting.

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    What a SCOOP! says:

    This is like hearing Alan Titchmarsh has changed his mind about voting for David Cameron. Scoops like this only come once every decade or so. Earth-Shattering.

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    got you says:




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    No I think not says:

    would you take a side if you were him

  242. 242
    concrete pump says:

    I like putting wispa bars up my arse then letting stray dogs find them

  243. 243
    concrete pump says:

  244. 244
    concrete pump says:

    I piss on them

  245. 245
    concrete pump says:

    The ubiquitous concrete pump has wound up a certain visitor to this blog.

    Once again concrete pump dips his hook into Fawkes’ thread and the mongfish come biting.

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    nell says:


    Algeria is the largest country bordering the Meditteranean. It sits between Morocco in the West and Libya and Tunisiain the East and is NORTH African!!

    Algeria is Democratic with a President and has elections every 5 years. Its legislation is primarily French based.

    You are Sarah Palin and I claim my £5.

  247. 247
    Result says:

    I got Palins bush back

  248. 248
    O RLY? says:

    s a u s a g e s

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    go on says:

    give us a kiss granny

  250. 250
    Anonymous says:


    You use ROFL in an argument? You really should know better.

    You utter Hunt.

  251. 251
    Barry who? says:

    Dan Hannan has finally come round to the fact that he was way, way out with his endorsement of Barack Obama.

    About time too. Barry has fallen well short of the mark.

  252. 252
    Ed Balls says:

    Now there’s a thought…

  253. 253
    Anonymous says:

    He does like his bread buttered on both sides doesn’t he.

    Fucking hypocrite.

  254. 254
    LOL! says:

    why would anyone bother unless it CLEARLY winds you up so much it’s going to happen




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    Peace Loving Muzee says:

    Death to you, infidel!

  256. 256
    BBC Tumbleweed Watch says:

    o/t but Labour MSP Frank McAveety caught in “attractive girl” caught-on-mike gaffe:


    Catch it before it disappears from the Beeb!

  257. 257
    Anonymous says:

    Ooh err. ‘My blog is bigger than your blog’ eh? You should have learned better at school.

    Fuck off.

  258. 258
    hypocritical fuckwit says:


  259. 259
    concrete pump says:

    Keep wriggling.

  260. 260
    Anonymous says:

    18th June is Waterloo Day.

    It’s the only day in the year when Brits (and Prussians, now Poles) are guaranteed victory.

    It’s a pretty piss poor day for anything French related.

    I’m looking forward

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    fence sitter says:

    true, he is a wishy washy Liberal now

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    sweeeeeerve says:

    goal of the tournament

  264. 264
    Anonymous says:

    Of course not, he was doing his homework!

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    Anon says:

    It’s only your clever political outlook that makes this place worth visiting.

  267. 267
    Nick says:

    The Queens my mate

  268. 268
    Mr Jihad says:

    Football is against our religion! Death to sport!

  269. 269
    concrete pump says:

    Why can’t you tory spastics understand that Tony Blair is the Greatest Prime Minster of the 20th century.

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    Single Muslim female, seeks single Muslim male to obey, grow to love and serve at all times. Please search for my profile, username Miss Jihad Wants A Lad.

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    He’s MY hero.

  272. 272
    Anonymous says:

    A rather damp, nay wet one at that.

  273. 273
    Anon says:

    So you’re the bloke standing on a box outside my door.

  274. 274
    Lord Prescott of Deep Pan Pizzas says:

    Here I am at home, enjoying my time off.

  275. 275
    the REAL one and fucking only concrete pump says:

    Fuck off you crackhead spastic

  276. 276
    Newcamps says:

    yesterday slipped passed without mentioning that it was the 70th anniversary of Auschwitz

  277. 277
    Riddle Me This says:

    Suckling and growing strong from the teat of socialism does make one a sucker does it not?

  278. 278
    Riddle Me That says:

    Or does it make them a suckler?

  279. 279
    Porky Pickles and his Bumbling Buffoonery says:

    get back to work Pickles you lardass sack of shit

  280. 280
    Jacqui Smith, McDonald's Team Leader says:

    Do you want fries with that?

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    scope says:

    she’s a mong

  283. 283
    Puppet Sex Football Team says:

    I feel ronewee.

  284. 284
    Anon says:

    and me

  285. 285
    David Miliband says:

    She gives me the horn.

  286. 286

    Will Thatcher explain to Palin her lifelong support for abortion up to birth, which she ensured became the law of this land while she was Prime Minister, with her proxies specifically and repeatedly citing the existence of Down’s Syndrome as the reason why it was necessary, as they still do?

    And will Palin explain to Thatcher her admirable history as a Buchananite battler for job protection, for war aversion, for immigration control and for family values against the archenemy of all of them, the global “free” market, together with her record as Governor of Alaska on the basis of publicly administered natural resources held in common ownership?

    They are both overrated. But Palin is the better of the two.

  287. 287
    Suck On This says:

    Are you Margaret Moran?

  288. 288
    dan is a trouser partridge says:

    she looks like hannan

  289. 289
    Riddle Me This says:

    Does anyone know how well Bobby Sands diet is going?

  290. 290
    Bobby Sands says:

    I’m just eatin’ potatoes.

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    nell says:

    Of course he is!!!

    The Greatest Lying Prime Minister we have ever had ( well him and gutlessgordon!!)

    The Greatest egomaniacal PM we have ever had , who put us into two unnecessary wars, causing uintold misery and too many unforgiveable deaths!!! Because he thought that would make him look ‘churchillian’ in history! Not a hope!!

    The Greatest troughing/dishonest PM in history – what on earth happened to his expenses??? – Oh Dear! Bless He doesn’t know!! Apparentlyhe shredded them by mistake (ha ha!!)

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m still here.

  293. 293
    Dan The Man Hannan says:

    Hey! I’m important!

  294. 294
    Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord says:

    Merit, however inconsiderable, should be sought for and rewarded. Methods are the master of masters.

  295. 295
    Kim Jong-il (or Gordon Brown) says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Good, she should be.

  297. 297
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    UH-HUUUUURRRKK!!! (rustle) (ping) RUBYRUBY!!!

  298. 298
    Suck On This says:

    I don’t think Thatcher remembers what she did 5 minutes ago.

  299. 299
    Peace Loving Muzee says:

    I’m the only Muzee here! Go away!

  300. 300
    Mrs T says:

    Dennis…Dennis where are you.

  301. 301
    Suck On This says:

    These are the kind of people who would vote for Palin.

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    Anonymous says:

    Unlike you bunch of cavemen both Cameron and fawkes have the eduacation to realise civil rights marchers cannot be summarily executed,there were international media there (mostly print).Look at the time elapsed from first shot to last!
    The most galling aspect of the whole affair was the night the paras were interviewed on tv as part of an audience,drinking hearty pints of ale passing it off nonchalantly as a you would a duck shoot.

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    nell says:

    Well said!!

  304. 304
    Michael (Mick) O'Leary, considerably richer than yowwwww, says:

    We built your canals. We built your railways. We built your roads and now we’re showing you how to run an airline.

    So, you know, mind your manners.

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    Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord says:

    Man of principle or Vicar of Bray?

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    nell says:

    Well you’re being paid an MP’s generous salary plus unwarranted expenses (not to mention a PM’s pension plus special branch 24 hour protection – how much does that cost us? ) to be the mp for kirkcaldy.

    And yet you’ve chosen, according to the graudian to spend your time writing your new book on courage (from which no doubt you expect to make more money). How labour love their personal money making schemes!!!

    You have NOT chosen to spend any of your time doing what we taxpayers are paying for and your constituents in kirkcaldy elected you for, ie to be the MP for Cowdenbeath and Kirkcaldy.

    How does that work then??

    Can the rest of us peasants get a job like that??!! Hmm???!

  307. 307
    Stuart Palmer says:


    Burn the revolting bitches. Burn em!!!

  308. 308
    Margaret Becket says:


  309. 309
    AJP Taylor says:

    Surely Rome should apologise for enslaving most of Western Europe, and France should pay us compensation for allowing the Duke of Normandy to rape and pillage England and usurp the monarchy.

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    AC1 says:

    2 Feet high of “light touch” regulation…
    3 Regulators, BoE, FSA, Statutory.

    In fact regulate EVERYTHING but the reserve ratio.

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    jgm2 says:

    It’s like the Libyans ‘apologising’ for downing the PAN-AM flight, paying compensation and agreeing to ‘change’. Nobody believes it was them but they’ve suffered enough for the sins of others so we all go through the pantomime so that nobody loses too much ‘face’.

    In the same way Cameron/Gadaffi pretends to apologise and Ireland/USA pretends to believe them. It’s about being the bigger man.

    The UK can afford politically and economically to ‘admit’ a mistake. So can Libya.

    The USA and the IRA cannot afford such a luxury. Their entire raison d’etre depends on their version of reality being right 100% of the time.

  312. 312
  313. 313
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve not been writing. They won’t allow me any pens or paper here. Just 30 minutes a day on the computer.

  314. 314
    AC1 says:

    and these voted for Zero

  315. 315
    Sarah Fungus-Feet says:

    Im up for some doggin. The useless limp-dik loon cannot get wood, even after 10 viagras.

    I can act like Palin if you like, even though I have fat legs, goat-arse breath, pancake tats, a fungus fanny, and haemorrhoids as big as oranges.

  316. 316
    Guidos web monitoring service says:

    the last 300 posts are all by tat ranting to himself

  317. 317
    Anonymous says:

    Boulton is a right Tory fanboy isn’t he!

    If Boulton is the answer I hate to think what the damned question is.

    Fuck off Tory Hunts.

  318. 318
    nell says:

    13th June 1940 – the first inmates, 750 catholic poles, regarded as being opposed to nazism, trucked into auschwitz.

    Those places and the evil that they were, are not forgotten not for a minute in time. Don’t you believe it!!!

  319. 319
    GDS says:

    she may not be able to see Russia from her house, but Alaska is a fuck sight cloer to it than your house matey!

  320. 320
    Not The BBC says:

    Some smart arse has put Obamas house up for sale.


  321. 321
    GDS says:

    if they can still blow them whilst shoved rectally, they’re welcome to carry on otherwise hows about these vuvuzelians try to STFU!!!

  322. 322
    Anonymous says:

    It’s the same in Labour areas in the UK.

    “Working” class benefit scrounging scum with no fucking IQ whatsoever. There’s a pigeon in my garden right now that’s more qualified to vote than those windowlickers.

    2 ways to make Britain better, right now:

    No babies until you contribute more than £10,000 a year in tax receipts, audited over 5 years.

    No vote until you contribute more than £10,000 a year in tax receipts, audited over 5 years.

    If you can’t do either within 5 years of “maturity”, fuck off. Forever. And die.

  323. 323
    cant hunter says:

    If Blair gets any richer he could pay off the deficit all by himself.

  324. 324
  325. 325
    neocons are twats says:

    because as we all know one example among millions invalidates the 60 odd years it has been running

    and BTW was Thatcher a ‘Stalinist’ for supporting the NHS ?

    feeble stuff from a clueless septic

  326. 326
    nell says:


    Don’t expect bliar to give Britain a penny of his criminally troughed £billions!!!

    He’s all out for himself just like the rest of his troughing labour brotherhood!!!

  327. 327
    cant hunter says:

    My pal at work, who has experience of these things, says that Turkish women make the best whores. And after them Egyptian women.

  328. 328
    Benny Fits says:

    Only suckers like you work. Members of parliament and benefits claimers know working is for muppets like you

  329. 329
    Dick Dastardly says:

    Fuck off Mutley you medal hungry twat

  330. 330
    GDS says:

    oh get ferked you stupid mong! you desperately need to get over yourself and your irrqational hatred of DC. I’m military, if we screw up outside of the rules of engagement we are fair game, we know that, the Paras knew that. It doesn’t mean there needs to be lots of crim cases but it means we have to admit we failed. It’s called being grown up. Come back when you are.

  331. 331
    Underground Eye says:

    right through him

  332. 332
    teabaggers are fuckwits says:

    and here’s the love of AC1’s life

    isn’t she clever ?

  333. 333
    nell says:

    I’m thinking of starting a ‘Support the Vuvuzela’ campaign!!

    In 2005 , prominent South African Sportswriter, Jon Qwelane, called the vuvuzela ‘ the instrument from hell’ and abandoned watching live football.

    Anything that discourages people from watching this boring, mindless game has to be good!!

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    David Cameron's Trustfund says:

    you’re still not as rich as me Tony! even if you are my hero
    and I can suck a US Presidents cock every bit as hard as you
    watch me suck on Obama’s

    gghhmmmmfffffmf *slurp*

  336. 336
    Anonymous says:

    Sorry, Benny. I forgot the 3rd way to make Britain better:

    Claim more than £250 in benefits in any one year and get euthanised as being of no fucking use to society.

    Flamethrower, piano wire, industrial mincer, or slo-mo road roller squashing? As a bonus, choose two simultaneous methods if you are a Guardian reader, have ever voted for Labour, live in social housing, wear a tracksuit or baseball hat, play the lottery, are on methadone, or have ever taken more than 2 days sick in any five year period you may have spent in employment (that last one unlikely to see many claimants).

  337. 337
    Auntie Flo' says:

    “Hannan is just a fringe voice”

    2,692,517 hits on just one of Dan’s hits on youtube: that’s one mighty
    big fringe.

  338. 338
    City Cosies says:

    Mother? Mother? Is that you?

  339. 339
    My Licence Fee Well Spent says:

    I see Newsnight is doing a Labour leadership hustings with an audience of people ‘who’ve voted Labour in the past or would like to do so in the future’. Thank fuck for Care in the Community; in previous years the Beeb would have been forced to raid the nut-houses to get an audience like that.

  340. 340
    Sneezing Panda says:

    66,766,821 hits on just one Panda youtube doesn’t mean anyone will vote for it or that Panda has any Political Power

    Hannan is the political equivalent of Susan Boyle
    or he would be if he had another 40 Million hits

  341. 341
    Aspiring copywriter says:

    The IRA have won, so they get to write the history.

  342. 342

    Another winner you’ve only posted a dozen times before! Please post some more.

  343. 343
    Albie Here says:

    Newsnight with the 5 hasbeens,jeez is that all Liebour have to fight with,I thought Cambo was crap but these 5 are beyond crap.

  344. 344
    Aspiring copywriter says:

    “Hottie” Palin looks like Clint Walker in drag.

  345. 345
    Anonymous says:

    “I’m Military”…

    Blah fucking blah.

  346. 346
    Abbott Ale says:

    FFS. The Beeb still thinks Liebore are in power. Paxo, the Labour leadership is irrelevant. They are deceased, gone for ever, ex parrot. Get over it!

  347. 347
    Anon says:

    Superb, this is how to post clever, insightful youtube posts on here.

  348. 348
    Mother of Democracies says:

    The Saville report has cost £200m of your money at Tony Blair’s request.

    With what purpose in mind?

    It is simply grist to the mill of (perhaps partly politically, but mostly) financially-motivated lawyers, all too happy to relieve British soldiers of the protections afforded to republicans by the Good Friday Agreement, in a way that could jeopardise the very peace the Agreement was supposed to assure.

    Criminal trials of the type now (as gleefully reported by the BBC and Guardian) in prospect do not have a good track record in getting satisfaction for anybody — ask Lee Clegg or the families of his joy-riding assailants. The issues they raise will enable divisions to be maintained though.

    One person who will doubtless continue to enjoy amnesty is Martin McGuinness, a terrorist who personally receives £100k’s from the tax payer, mostly for work he doesn’t turn up to do (despite claiming a mountain of expenses).

    The burden of proof for Saville is unclear, but he found most probably that McGuinness, described as a PIRA commander (i.e. an officer in a terrorist group that has killed thousands) went to the illegal march armed with a sub-machine-gun (a weapon the firing of which on the day Saville did not rule out).

    Piers Morgan is not a patch on Saville.

    Welcome to the mother of democracies, where we wilfully shit on our self-sacrificial brothers while terrorists laugh all the way to the bank.

  349. 349
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    I’m a regular kinda guy.

    Pass the Krug, Cherie.

  350. 350
    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    Yes please. Put it on the Taxpayers’ Tab.

  351. 351
    sez who ? says:

    who says fawkes agrees with cameron on this ?
    bit presumptious aren’t you Anonymong

  352. 352
    Bloody Sunday Soldier says:

    Chalk down 13 potato eaters

  353. 353
    Mutley says:


  354. 354
    Alyingstare Campbell says:

    That’s fucking hilarious !!!!!!!

  355. 355
    Spin on this says:

    I bet Palin talks dirty in the sack…

  356. 356
    Cold Eye says:

    If they go after the soldiers perhaps they can go after the cops to De meneze for instance and then the rest

  357. 357
    Liebour's Five Finest says:

    Saddam Hussein would have made a better leader of the Liebour party if Tony Bliar hadn’t had him executed.

  358. 358
    yawn for paxo says:

    Paxo is a dead parrot

  359. 359
    Among says:

    you didn’t post one Anon you spastic cripple crackhead

  360. 360
    CAPS STUCK says:


  361. 361
    streamfisher says:

    Clownfest!, so which one of these would you pick to run the Country? (newsnight bore-a-thon).

  362. 362
    David Cameron says:

    I’m very, very sorry.

  363. 363
    Liar Byrne says:

    I loved the way the Frantic Five were so keen to keep spending
    investing Taxpayers’ money………

    There’s no money left – good luck ‘

  364. 364
    Our Forces Deserve Better says:

    The Establishment have sold out the army, the next stop will be Iraq and Afghanistan inquiries where the average grunt will yet again take the fall for the establishment.

    Service men have just found out they are and have wasted/wasting their lives fighting on behalf of a government and establishment that does not care for them.

    A boxticker sat in the safety of an office can throw you in jail retrospectively now boys and girls for actions on the battlefield that the same boxtickers send you too, it has been decided that you and your actions are guilty by the same people who issue them to you.

    I would be happy to help the forces remove said enemies from public and private life.

  365. 365
    Sniper says:


  366. 366
    Tony Cameron - The People's Princess says:

    I’m the heir to Blair.

    Pass the lubricant, Nick.

  367. 367
    Gunner says:

    They should have been allowed to deal with it at the time the same way as in Aden

  368. 368
    BRING ON THE ++yawn++ says:

    No doubt Guido will get hugely excited about the Labour borefest on Newsnight.
    Anything to fill a blog.

  369. 369
    Albie Here says:

    Supect these hasbeens are really clones,for some reason I keep thinking about the film The Manchurian Candidate,If Liebour get back in and one one these hasbeens is elected we are in real deep doo doo.

  370. 370
    All of us says:

    Hunt of Hunts,you better wear a flak jacket next time

  371. 371

    You see it is a politics blog, do you think you really want to come here and read about politics? Shouldn’t you be on a porno site instead?

  372. 372
    Hard as Diarrhea says:

    Thank heavens they have the awesome might of an internet blog poster to back them up from the safety of his mothers basement.

  373. 373
    streamfisher says:

    Still covered in shit from being pushed into an open latrine by the last lot.

  374. 374
    Abbott Ale says:

    LOL. That was funny!

  375. 375
    Pot Kettle Watch says:

    You mean one that get’s a bit too excited about the size of religious retard Palin’s tits ?

  376. 376
    It was still boring says:

    Here, I’ll save you months of tedium,…

    David Miliband wins it.

  377. 377
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Had to laugh. Mark Seddon (Liebour mong boy) on sky News saying that the BP oil leak is all the fault of Sarah Palin and that Obama should be attacking her. Now I don’t know if Seddon got shit stabbed by Mandelmong and has Aids now affecting his tiny brain, but please explain how she’s to blame?

    He says she wanted to drill baby drill. Oh yes, but on LAND and in shallow water mong boy, not a mile down at sea. As Palin pointed out many times drilling on land causes far less environmental damage than drilling out at sea.

    Mong boy Seddon then said he couldn’t understand why Obama is so soft on oil, well Marky mong that’s because Barry O was taking big oil money during the election.

    With mongs like Seddon no wonder Liebour is so fucking useless.

  378. 378
    PARP! says:

    to ‘blatter’ is a very strange sexual practice that David Laws or Iain Dale might indulge in

  379. 379
    The Clone Wars says:

    most of them are clones of Blair and Cameron is a clone of Blair too
    very little would change

  380. 380
    Pax On Pax Off says:

    tell it to the organ grinder when he splashes on it tomorrow
    this only gets ‘interesting’ (a relative term) when they have to do the Big TV debate not this small warm up
    then everyone will measure how Miliband would do in the real thing at the election

  381. 381
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Go rape some kids you Liebour troll

  382. 382
    Gimme too says:

    If we’re looking for compensation, lets not forget to have a winge at Norway and ask for some oil money in payback for the Viking raids

  383. 383
    concrete chump says:

    Fuck off concrete pump you shitmunching halfwit

  384. 384
    concrete pump says:

  385. 385
    Anon says:

    you’re funnier than that ‘Bum’ twat at least

  386. 386
    Fast Forward 20 Years says:

    One really has to wonder where this will end.

    Blair was incredibly naive to suppose that any report that would take 12 years to produce could achieve “closure”.

    Fast Forward 20 Years: the UK electorate will, in its folly, be tyrannised by another Labour government, led by Emily Benn (the only non-Muslim in the Cabinet).

    A report will be commissioned, presided over by Baroness Chakrabatti (the judiciary having been dispensed with) that will subsequently find the 7/7 bombers martyrs were provoked by the British Army’s actions in Afghanistan and Iraq.

    They will be exonerated and the government will apologise.

    Their families will sue for trillions in compensation.

    State broadcaster, Al-Jabeeba (led by Piers Morgan), will announce a week of celebration.

  387. 387
    Sarah Beard says:

    It’s so nice being back with my special friend in Kent.

  388. 388
    Lord Prescott of Shepherds Pies says:

    Suck my vuvzela.

  389. 389
    Marc Blow Tan says:

    I’d like a bum.

  390. 390
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Go rape some kids you Liebour troll.

  391. 391
    Budgie says:

    The BBC was conned. Still is.

    Obarmy said: Yes, we are barmy.

  392. 392
    how scary! an internet hard man tytping from mummies basement says:

    schizo nutter

  393. 393
    Budgie says:

    Obarmy really hates the British.

  394. 394
    no dice says:

    splendid arselicking of Cameron there jgm2
    one could almost believe your spin if it wasn’t complete bollocks

  395. 395
    Budgie says:

    None of them are as handsome as me?

  396. 396
    guardian reader? says:

    Who are they? Global warming deniers?

  397. 397
    Budgie says:

    Anon at June 15, 9:38 pm said: “… the night the paras were interviewed on tv as part of an audience,drinking hearty pints of ale passing it off nonchalantly as a you would a duck shoot.”

    A bit like the IRA scum after a bombing, or a knee-capping session, or a ‘I know lets execute a woman for giving a soldier comfort’ caper.

    Difference is the IRA scum are now in government whilst the soldiers are on the scrap heap after doing the politicians’ dirty work.

  398. 398
    Susie says:

    Oh well… we’ll die, the yanks will die, then the Chinese will move in to claim the mineral rights and make a fortune.

    If I had kids, I’d tell them to learn to speak Mandarin.

  399. 399
    El Thicko Presidente says:

    You leave my shit scared Vuvuzeuelians alone, you capitalist running dog flute player.

  400. 400
    Corporal Punishment says:

    Yup, acting Private, Pay Corps – with occasional spud peeling duties to bolster my CV.

  401. 401
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    So his position has evolved?

  402. 402
    Rightful King of Ireland says:

    My family are from Turners Cross which is actually in Cork so that gives me a better claim than you culchie boy.

  403. 403
    Yasah Boss says:

    It it true the Obama keeps calling the White House “de Big House”?

  404. 404
    I hate New Labour says:

    For a smart guy, I’m surprised it took Hannan this long to see what most sensible observed when they first heard Obama – America’s Tony Blair.

    Wears a suit well, reads a speech well. Delivers nothing.

  405. 405
    Lemuel says:

    Hannan is vulcan name.

    Dan got his ears, surgically made less pointy.

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    Blumenthal says:

    Yeah, it’s good, very useful, thanks :)

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