The Former Prime Mentalist
The rumour mill is in full swing this afternoon. There’s a whisper on the wind that some age-old speculation might soon finally be confirmed. Chatter is rife that Gordon Brown has been spending stints in a London hospital. For psychological reasons.
The former Prime Minister has not been seen properly in public since walking into the Downing Street sunset. There was a sighting in a Fife supermarket and Sarah has obviously been busy securing her book deal. If Gordon doesn’t appear soon then there might just be reason to believe the crazy rumours are true…
Developing…
UPDATE: Usually reliable sources have pointed Guido toward the Royal Edinburgh Hospital rather than a London hospital.
Maybe he’s stuck somewhere in Caroline Nokes.
Ha!
Nice one.
FORMER Prime Mentalist?
Guido, let’s not mess about.
If there is a pretender to THAT throne already, I think we (and, more importantly, the relevant authorities) should be told.
I hear the rumours are Nick Clegg likes to take a shit in David Cameron’s mouth every Saturday.
Those who the gods wish to destroy first they make mad. In this I include not only Gordon but obviously “running in empty”, the numpty posting above this comment!
A yorkie is a twatty little yapping dog that normally gets a boot up it’s arse for being such an irritating waste of space.
Your head is nearly as far up Dave’s arse as his is up Obama’s.
Well done twat.
WHOOOOSH!!!
I see that sailed well above the morons heads
Why does running on empty have a “scat” fixation? Iz it co you iz thick and mummy didn’t love you?
Don’t leave me out of this
‘Cameron Cutie’ MP had four-year affair with toyboy… despite declaring extra-marital sex wrong
A new Tory MP who sought to woo Christian voters at the General Election has been caught cheating on her husband with a toyboy lover.
Caroline Nokes, 37, a ‘Cameron Cutie’ who once boasted that she was too attractive to be a politician, had the personal support of David Cameron during her election campaign.
But she has heaped embarrassment on the Prime Minister by being caught enjoying a tryst in a hotel room with James Dinsdale, a Conservative activist ten years her junior.
Mrs Nokes and her husband Marc, 42, who have an 11-year-old daughter and celebrated their 15th wedding anniversary last week, refused to comment
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1286264/Cameron-Cutie-MP-Caroline-Nokess-4-year-affair-toyboy.html#ixzz0qq32koXy
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/budget/7473001/Budget-2010-the-economy-under-Labour.html
Twat.
I heard a rumour that Liam Fox liked ****b**ys to address him as ‘slavemaster’
Hey “Running on empty” – I reckon “**ys” in “****b**ys” is “boys” but what does “****b” represent? Sorry I’m just too thick for these riddles.
Is Liam Fox really a nascent “Oaten” ?
Well done Guido, you are correct.
Gordon Brown has been admitted informally to the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary.
it’s right coz i say so
innits?
FOUND HIM
Keywords Sourced from http://www.priorygroup.com/pg.asp?p=priorylocations
* cognitive behaviour therapist
* post traumatic stress disorder
* acquired brain injury
* psychiatric hospital
* myalgic encephalomyelitis
* residential care home
* chronic fatigue syndrome
* alcohol dependency
* sexual dysfunction
* assisted bathrooms
* alzheimer’s disease
* addiction treatment
http://www.yell.com/b/The+Priory+Edinburgh+Consulting+Rooms-Addiction+Rehabilitation-Edinburgh-EH22AF-900640636/index.html
found him
http://www.yell.com/b/The+Priory+Edinburgh+Consulting+Rooms-Addiction+Rehabilitation-Edinburgh-EH22AF-900640636/index.html
Informally?
As in: wearing clown shoes, a tutu and a Scream mask and jabbing pins into a Susy voodoo doll?
Think I’ve found his therapist:
http://www.adhddirect.co.uk/2.html
http://www.professionaltherapy.ie/therapists.html
Greetings from Ireland Guido
Perhaps he’s getting his crack backed.
I heard the rumour that Nick Clegg likes to take a shit in David Cameron’s mouth
Please use the correct terminology, Mr Empty:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleveland+steamer
I heard the rumour that Nick Clegg likes to take a cleveland steamer in David Cameron’s mouth
then shit in it
Wouldn’t it be fun if Derek Draper was looking after him?
Or in the gap between Caroline Flint’s teeth.
http://keeptonyblairforpm.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/flint-brown.jpg
Oh is that it Prime Mini Stir. Seen bigger.
I heard a rumour that REdwood liked to dress up in a star trek uniform before his hired r***b**s pissed on him
and ☺♣◘○♠•♥☺
The only thing that’s empty is your head
Redwood is as gay as graham norton
he takes it up the chuff
Moron and Moroner?
While her husband, Gordon Brown, continues to dedicate himself to writing an endless array of thank-you cards in their Fife home, his wife will this morning begin writing her autobiography about life in 10 Downing Street.
http://news.scotsman.com/scotland/Bad-hair-days-life-with.6359404.jp
It was shit. Keeping up the pretence of being wife to that sulking leftwing retard was too much. I’m off to Canterbury. The End.
How to compete against the groomed poise of Carla Bruni on a “bad hair day”.
Hire a good PR agency
He’s as mad as a hatter. A Brown hatter
What ‘thank you’ cards would those be? David Whatsit the builder/developer who donated money secretly & illegally to Brown some years back?
The ex-Prime McFister doesn’t like to mix with girlies, unless it’s Sue and he can bully the fuck out of her for introducing him to Labour bigots. Davina Milipede in her gingham pary dress is another matter of course.
I heard a rumour that Hague’s favourite Judo move he uses on Seb Coe is the ‘cleveland steamer’
…but not doing the job we are paying him to do. Utter scumbag with no guts
Lucky him if he is!
have I ever mentioned that i may have spent a night clamped inside the fullsome breasted Katy D…luckily i had a tin of Redex on the dashboard…it’s a surprisingly good lubriHuhne
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Are we sure that it isn’t a Crowthorne hospital?
Also – I noticed those Crossbow Cannibal killings have stopped since Gordon disappeared from public life…..
They think he topped three in Liverpool now
Wasn’t there a thicko English footballer knocking about with old slappers in the Liverpool/Everton area? Got his kick out of grannies.
Was that not Rooney? Thought I read about him and granny grabbing in the Sun
Stay classy.
(chirrup) (skrittle)
And i’m sure you lot were joining in the frothy mouthed screaming episodes aimed at the PM last year when he was deemed a bully. Bet you think you’re hilarious.
funnier than you.
Quiller – fuck off!
I thank you, are you bitter because you are:
in a public non-job.
living on the dole.
Gordon Brown.
Nah, I think he’s bitter because he’s Asian with a knob like a button mushroom.
Who’s your Director in the field?
“frothy mouthed screaming episodes”
We left those to Gordon.
“Bet you think you’re hilarious”
Yup. Funnier than a retard licking a livewire.
made me laugh.
Yes we were. At least we were partially getting our own back for the £78,000 debt Gordoom has left each of us with – including you. You should be grateful.
Gordon’s clearly been having “an episode” since he was kicked out of No10
If true it means that magquireofthemirror, who said gordon was busy writing his next book, hattyharpic who said that gordon was busy settling his family into their scottish home and edballs who said gordon was busy writing thank you letters to all those wellwishers who had overwhelmed the browns with their kindness, were lying!!
What a surprise!!
Alistair Darling said that Broon was ‘enjoying a period of reflection’ but would soon ‘tire of staring up the Firth of Forth’ and sally out onto the world stage. A nation waits…..
“Staring up the Firth of Forth” – is that a euphemism, a bit like Churchill’s Black Dog?
No, More Mandels0ns colon.
Hope that stage had a bloody big trapdoor for him to fall down & keep the world safe from him.
Has anyone actually received a mis-spelled thank-you letter scrawled in thick black felt tip? I think McMong is under heavy sedation to stop him eating flies.
No, I am shocked if this is true!
As there’s still no confirmation of this, surely some enterprising muck raking journalist ought to try and establish if its true, using the dastardly tabloid tricks.
Apparently a “Code Brown” episode
He’s in the Edinburgh Priory using the cover name Renfield.
Erm there is no Edinburgh Priory…
He was having “an episode” whilst he was in Downing St (all 13 years of it).
I’ll wait for him. He might be deranged and abandoned by the weetabix rug baster wife but I’ll still be here. Woof. Woof mac’woof.
Definition of physiological = consistent with an organisms normal functioning.
So is he on sick leave then?
Read it again, Nell. It doesn’t say ‘Physiological’.
i’m wanking in your letterbox again nell
Stay classy, thick as thieves impersonator, stay classy.
Fuck off TaT you druggie hypocrite
Just said to the wife, “Hey, guess who’s getting a sexy treat from me tonight…”
She replied excitedly, “Who?”
“Your sister.”
Makes a change from you giving one to your sister!
I presume he has anger issues after being kicked out of his rightful inheritance. How sad, too bad.
He saved the world and noone gives him any thanks.
Like a said Quiller fuck off!
Well done, a very good argument put across – go dribble on your Daily Mirror.
G. Brown said: “UK debt started in America – it wasnae me.”
oh how you are all hilarious.I seem to remember you ganging up on GB last year calling him a bully and getting your poodle prince Cameron to cream about how distasteful it was for Labour to be using blogs to do their dirty work.
But he was a bully, very odd and totally wrecked the economy, what planet are you living on?
He was hardly a harmless passive drooler who should and would have received sympathy as he lolled his head about and dribbled on the park bench: remember, Gordon was an aggressive, unpleasant bully who’s self-delusion caused as-yet untold damage to the economy. Calling for sympathy in his current plight is rather akin to suggesting we should have a good thing or two to say about Derrick Bird.
Birdy was good man
He created a lot of job opportunities in an area where work is increasingly hard to find. Birdy deserves a medal. Just think, several vacancies for cab drivers, a solicitor, mechanic, estate agent….
The Penguin.
Birdy was a good chap, who snapped under the pressure of living in this god forsaken hell-hole that Brown spent 13 very long very damaging years creating.
Brown deserves NO sympathy. His breakdown (IF that is what has happened) is entirely of his own making. I feel sorry for all the others in this country who have suffered mental breakdowns as a result of having to live under the oppressive evil that was Blair/Brown’s Britain.
It was probably the anti-midas touch of Brown that caused poor Byrd to go off his rocker anyway, seen as how Brown holidayed in that area not so long back. ( So did Balls for that matter! )
Birdy had the right idea just the wrong location – a good vermin shoot down the House of Corruption would have sent the nation ecstatic.
I wouldn’t have convicted him, given him as much ammo as he asked for infact.
Mike Chang yer right! Tell them tay fuck aff!
Ignorant useless fuckwits – go polish yer bowler hats
I’ll have you know i wear a Trilby…..bowler hat indeed.
C*nt!
I wear a tinfoil hat. Just in case….
My nan crocheted a nice chicken wire suit for me.can’t get me fucking phone to work though
You ain’t got it, have you? If Brown is getting the psycho treatment it stands to reason that he was off his rocker whilst in No 10.
Now, we all knew that, but this is the first sniff of official confirmation. Never mind all the sympathy bollocks, that’s what all bullies do – witness the cretinous Balls running for cover and saying he was ‘bullied at school’ – a statement contradicted b y his contemporaries. There’s little doubt the fucker deserved it, anyway.
Ganging up on GB? WTF did he and his cronies do to the British Public?
Totally and utterly fucked for two generations.
Your as-yet-unborn grandchildren will be destitute until 2070.
they will be my slaves before that much sooner
Liebore bad “investment” is worse than no investment. But worse than that Liebore did not invest at all, instead Bliar and Gordoom wasted our money on current consumption. As Margaret Thatcher said: “Labour governments always run out of other people’s money.”
I assume the bullying of Dr. Kelly by the Labour drones was acceptable!
Brown is a shit wad
IF true, this news will be spun by Labour and the BBC as a reason to feel sorry for Gordon, maybe even to blame the Conservatives for unsettling him. This narrative must not be allowed to take hold. IF Gordon Brown has psychological problems then it must be found out when they were first diagnosed, when he first had treatment and who knew about this. If people at or near the top of the last Labour government knew that the Prime Minister was psychologically unbalanced in any way but kept that fact hidden then they must be held to account. IF Ed Balls, or any other Labour leadership candidate knew, then I assume they will do the decent thing and resign from the race to lead the Labour party.
+1
Yes and as regretful that it is that anyone should have mental issues – Brown should never have been in No10 or No11 and someone, somewhere in the Labour Party should have had the guts to put the interests of the country first and had him removed for everyone’s sake.
I think it was Alastair Campbell who said Brown was psychologically flawed (and bloody Campbell is psychologically flawed).
It wasn’t just the classic fantasy scenario of the madman with his finger on the nukes – it’s the other stuff – the economy, ‘elf and safety, planning issues etc etc all of which are being reversed at the speed of light.
“…and someone, somewhere in the Labour Party should have had the guts to put the interests of the country first…”
What, and break the habits of a lifetime?
The Country’s Interest is not a Labour Core Value.
Gordon Brown was/is a mad Scottish Marxist. When he spoke of fairness for all, he was thinking globally. Hence the multi-billion £s he gave to China, Africa and India in wealth re-distribution.
What a cubt he is
“seem to remember you ganging up on GB”
Yeah, and? He’s a fuckmuppet. He should’ve been wiping up mongspooge instead of playing at PM.
“getting your poodle prince Cameron to cream about how distasteful it was for Labour to be using blogs”
More revisionist bullshit from a winnit on Mandlescums gaping anus.
He’s not a fuckmuppet. They have large knitted breasts, and some charge by the hour.
mmmmmm.
KamerHuhne is going to fuck you right up the shitter with Von Rumpy is EU handler. Wait and see. stupid fuckers
Yeah, but still better than getting fucked over by McWibble…
You are a prescient genius…before I wrote one word you found my musings to be hilarious…I’ll save the good stuff for another time if you are that easily pleased.
PS the alleged bullying episodes were reported this year?
Oh stop please, you are killing us with your rapier-like wit, it’s just too much.
You’re new here aren’t you?
There are two requirements to post at Guidos
1. You must be witty with a hint of vulgarity, politically astute, intelligent, capable of free thought, on the button, well informed, educated and sophisticated.
OR
2. you must be Guido
You are niether. Tower Hamlets awaits you.
O.H:
It’s “N-E-I-T-H-E-R”
I blame my parents
Well we all know he’s a ranting mong.
Labour have to keep Brown away from HOC,imagine the embarasment when the speaker announces Questions to the Prime Minister and Brown keeps answering them.
He never answered questions when he was PM. Why would he change now?
What do you mean?
He NEVER answered a fucking question
It takes it out of you – saving the world.
UK government debt started in America, it wasnae me, dribble, dribble, lick.
Sarah is in Canterbury with the children, while Gordon is resting….
Looks like this bugger is in an even worse state than Heath.
Sarah was working helping out in a local primary school recently. When I say local I mean Fife.
That was her doppelganger.
You mean rugmuncher?
I supported this line of articles when he was the Prime Minister, but now he’s stood down I think you should just give him a rest Guido. It wont help.
I agree: as soon as he pays back the losses, plus returns his own pension pot and other non-salary-related capital gains to the taxpayer.
Blair ran the debt up with the war.
I had to start the war – it meant I would have the popularity in America to become a speaker/non-exec director type. Plus give me connections to energy companies I could later advise. And it also meant I got to be seen photographed with the President.
If I hadn’t done all this I wouldn’t now be a millionaire and how else could I keep a greedy pig like my wife happy? She wants a new mansion every year to 18months – you think it’s easy being me?
The knowledge that I helped ruin the economy, destroyed civil liberties, flooded england with immigrants and left hundreds of thousands dead in Iraq is nothing compared to the tantrums the wife throws about how poor we still are compared to bill gates.
Just remind her that Bill Gates makes money whereas you waste other peoples money, Sad, but true.
Which of Blair’s many wars are you talking about?
Only the war of being prudent (the welfare state).
And buys our gold back.
Bollocks.
Keep digging – bring out into the open all the bullying and ranting over the years, the sulking, the scheming and the lies to hide his mental incapacity to hold high office.
Then look at the financial stuff, the selling of gold fuckup, the cleaner shared with his brother, the ownership of his properties, the hidden slush fund for his leadership bid.
Then look into his past, the sham marriage, the rentboy rumours the trips to Cape Cod.
As the most disguting piece of filth and the most hated pm ever he should be hounded to an early fucking grave.
Then dish the dirt on that twitter bitch.
we were all going to get to hear about the gold sale under the FOI before the election, never happened
We still haven’t seen the documents, what is the hold-up?
I want to know about the rocking horse, please. We need to know everything about the man who became PM without being voted into that office. did he take decisions as a result of madness, blackmail? 13 years, one confidence trickster, one lunatic.
Oh and removing the 10% tax band that “wouldn’t affect anyone”
Well, no-one worth speaking of anyway…
bloody right!!
Fuck off ! It is a hugely legitimate issue. Obviously sad on a personal and family basis if it does turn out that he is ill, but we do have a right to know of he ran the country and fought a General Election seeking reelection in an unwell state and particularly with the connivance of colleagues who may now be seeking to lead the Labor party !
The problem is that the cascade of lies that nulab floated upon have to be made public otherwise we’ll have them back.This government is going to be very unpopular soon and it must point out the culprits.
I’m normally sympathetic, but your
pal Gordy cost lives. Brutal truth please.
If I were to be hospitalised my state pension would be reduced. If the rumour regarding McBroon proves to be fact & he has not attended the HoC since the election,would it not be the case that his m.p. salary should be reduced?
What do you think?
Brown did not give me any peace for 13 years.
@Tim – what, and forget the giant crap he took on the country as Chancellor and then PM ? Forget the staggering economic incompetence, the lying, bullying and the rest ?
Keep digging Guido. The public *must* know who was responsible for the mess the country is in. Brown and his cohorts must pay the price.
Wrong, we have a right to know if Brown has mental health issues. There are questions to answer at the top of the Labour Party.
Wave the Saltire and send him to Libya. He’ll be well and sane for another ten years.
I would not wish this sort of illness on anyone – even our ex dear leader.
Neither would I, but you have to ask a few questions about the sort of people in the upper reaches of the Labour party who allowed the country to be governed by someone alledgedly so suffering. Mandelscum, Balls et al propped him up to the bitter end.
Neither would I Thea – after all he was only the PM and in charge of our nuclear weapons – Jaysus, it makes my blood run cold!
Have no fear All Lib Dems.No way could McBroon ( or any Brit pm) have been able to use the nuclear weapon.Boracic Obahama has the ultimate control.
Now your blood can run cold!
I would !!!
I HOPE THE FUCKER DIES !
That is exactly the sort of sympathy that I feel for the poor evil child killing bastard as well.
I shall refer him to Dr Shipman (Jr) as requested.
I f*cking would (on Brown that is).
I fucking would. Scottish Huhne.
After what Brown has done to the UK, England in particular by f****** up the economy, dumbing down education, expanding the public sector (the toe-rag, little Hitler end of the public sector that is, not needed ones like nurses) & condemning us, our children & grandchildren to poverty for years to come I think he deserves everything he gets & I just hope he gets lots of it. No sympathy whatsoever. However, there does need to be a check as to who else knew of his mental state & they need to pay too e.g. Mandelscum – who has become strangely silent – Hatty, Balls, Millys etc.
Saw a documentary about Nixon last night. The parallels with Gordon were quite striking.
Nixon ended the Vietnam War, opened relations with China and started detente with the USSR. What did McFuckwit ever do?
Hid behind the sofa and claimed that bigger boys did it and ran away!
The Penguin.
The parallel was the paranoia and a sense of victimhood
That and a willingness to use dirty tricks
Mr. Fuck.
If Nixon ended the Vietnam war, how come those folks in the American Embassy in Hanoi had to be air-lifted out to save them from being captured by the North Vietnamese?
He was also party with Kissinger to genocide in Cambodia.
Hmmm, so the Americans shouldn’t have been in Vietnam, but should have been in Cambodia to stop the genocide (of Cambodians by Cambodia Red, darlings of the left in Britain)? Interesting perspective.
You fuckwitted spasmatron. The personnel had to be evacuated from the fucking embassy in Saigon you retard. All US forces left South Vietnam when the war ended in 1973. The Communists then invaded South Vietnam in 1975, because like all Communists, they are lying bloodthirsty scum.
And fuck off with the genocide in Cambodia shit. The genocide was carried out by the fucking Communists. See a pattern here fucktard? The Americans bombed North Vietnamese supply routes which were illegally using the territory of a neutral state. Ever heard of the Ho Chi Minh trail twathole? Where do you think it went, the Watford fucking Gap? How about you get your sister’s vibrator out of your arse long enough to read a fucking book?
How many wars have the Vietnamese been invloved in since the Yanks were booted out?
oh, none.
Now look at america since 1973. I think we can safely say “all of them”
I know who the enemy is and it ain’t a bunch of rice farmers in Asia. If in doubt, check your mortgage/credit card statement.
well said Peter
Elby
If he didn’t end the Vietnam war, how come the Americans left?
And by the way sunshine, it wasn’t Hanoi they were lifted out of-it was SAIGON
Oh dear, another example of 13 years of Labour’s education.
We could club together and send him a bundle of straitjackets.
If he’s already in a straitjacket, as I suspect, how will he untie the bundle?
The more times you post this, the better it gets, hilarious!!
Meh.
Agreed – he’s gone now so no point in banging on – now if he tries to return in anyway then once again he is fair game. Time to focus energy somewhere else
Obama – trying to destroy oil company/pensions for his own political expediency – he would be good target
agreed,if he is debilitated lets not be seen as bullys
Fuck off you holier than thou arsehole.
Bless you my son
If he returns his pension, money made with property bought by taxpayer and dedicates his life to earning the money (real money, ie in the private sector) to buy our gold reserves back then I say fine, let him go, history will condemn him as perhaps the worst PM in history, although he probably did less damage than Blair, but we should let him go as a man.
Until he does the above, then no, we can keep attacking him. He is a key part of New Labour ruining this country and saddling us with billions in debt.
Damn right!
The Penguin.
Seconded
People have hung for less. Let us not forget who allocated billions to kill Iraqi children in the full knowledge there were no WMD.
He’s not gone completely he’s still an MP.
Not that he has represented ANY of his constituents in the commons since he was re-elected over a month ago.
Obama’s verging on the same degree of paranoia as Gordon… he’s comparing the BP oil spill to 9/11 now.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/us_and_canada/10307782.stm
Still, maybe he’ll tighten up US laws so they’re as stringent on offshore drilling as European ones are and raise the price of gas at the pumps to pay for them — Americans are paying £0.26p a litre — one third the price it is in the UK.
If it really is £0.26p a litre in the USA, then this is NEARLY A FIFTH of the UK average petrol price of 121.5ppl (AA figure for May 2010).
Of our 121.5p, 57p is petrol duty and another 18p is VAT – that’s 75p in taxes “at the pump” even before you start calculating the other tax costs built into the supply chain.
Take 75p off 121.5p and our fuel is only costing 46.5p – still more than the Yanks, but not by anything like as much as it seems.
Most of the extra cost is loaded on us by our useless grasping governments.
He’s not PM any more, he’s gone. His mental state only mattered when it could (and did) badly affect the running of the country. Now, he should be given time and space to cope with any issues he has, not be baited.
‘given time and space’ ?
No – he should be strapped into a straightjacket and poked in his one good eye with a sharp stick.
http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae161/peekaysee/Gordonbrowninastraitjacket.jpg
Actually that rather depends. I feel sorry for anyone with mental health problems including GB. However, this is the man who until 6 weeks ago was charged with running the country. He had control of the nuclear deterrent, he was making daily decisions about all our lives and specifically the lives of servicemen in Iraq. If his judgement was impaired by mental illness we have a right to know, not because of any sick revenge towards Brown, but because the people who covered it up will be asking us to trust them again in at most 5 years time.
If it is true all the likely leaders of the Labour party at the next election connived in this. Frankly, if they are going to stand up and ask to be elected after doing that then it is something everyone should have the right to consider when making a choice whether or not to vote for them next time.
Well said Bernerlap.
There are plenty of people (who aren’t insane) who could have done the job of PM and if Brown had had any sense of decency, he’d have stood aside. People tend to forget that you can be a bastard as well as bonkers.
“There are plenty of people (who aren’t insane) who could have done the job of PM and if Brown had had any sense of decency, he’d have stood aside.”
You are forgetting that mad people don’t make rational decisions. And if you would like proof of that fact, just look back over the past 13 years.
Give him time and space and then string him up from a lamp psot.
This criminal has destroyed my kids future in the UK. It will take generations to get the UK back to where it was even at the end of Major’s tenure as Prime Minister. If ever.
Give him time and space? I’ll give him both barrels from a shot gun at point blank range.
here here
Where? where?
There there.
Too quick and clean. Cancer of the tongue would be ideal – maybe it could lead to some of his colleagues getting cancer of the ring-piece?
The Penguin.
Quick maybe, but have you seen the pattern of a 12 bore shortend by three feet? Not clean!…
Fuck you!
Do be fucking different!
McMong’s mental state hasn’t just been visited upon him as a punishment for his many sins dealt the poor British public, the state of his mental health has been commented on for yonks and seems likely to be true.
If it is true, then this mentally ill man has not only been running the country (down!) but all of his comrades have been complicit in keeping him there, for they will surely have known. He sought power, and hung on to it tooth and nail because, despite his lack of mental and intellectual capacity, he thought he had a right to the job.
No sympathy for me, unless a rope to put him out of his misery.
There are still two live issues:
a) he’s still an MP
b) if he’s in a loony bin this soon after resigning as PM, then did he have problems when he was PM, and so did some of the current Labour leadership candidates know and help cover it up?
No. Bait him to death. Bait those who knew he was mad and didn’t remove him from power. Find the whole truth of it and then string each and every one from a lamppost. Those fuckers have destroyed England and should be swinging from Tyburn for treason.
Agreed, cum laude.
Oooo !!!
I got friends in hospitals .
Word has it he’s tryin to have his charisma by-pass reversed , darlin .
E x .
No chance. He had a malignant microcharisma and then a charismadectomy.
AC1 has the curious talent of being both witty and entirely unfunny at the same time. This affliction is otherwise known as ‘being a ponce’. Readers take note and skim on by in future: Thank you.
Could it be down to an excessive intake of bananas
Potassium poisoning?
Plums are best if you don’t mind an arse like a baboon’s
Cooeee!
I remember New Labour telling us that we had an acute shortage of psychiatrists, that nine out of ten people were mad and that they were going to recruit an extra 10million foreign psychiatrists to make up the shortfall. It turns out they were just covering for Gordon.
After what noo labour has done & continue to do thanks to their legacy, to this country I will rejoice at the news of any noo labour politician who pops his clogs or who goes mad. As for Brown I do hope he’s dribbling whilst filling a nappy
…and riding a rocking horse.
Never did get to see that picture…
http://www.moneymad.org/Previous/Gordon_Brown_in_a_nappy_on_rocking_horse.jpg
I would be only too pleased for it to be Gordon losing the general election that pushed him over the edge into madness.
Unfortunately for the country, it seems to be the pressure from winning the election in 1997 that push him over the edge and he has been certifiable ever since.
It’s Sue’s fault…
You’re all bigotted!
An’ nuthin’s ma fault, ye unnerstan…
What’s the difference between a WAG and a Vuvuzela?
One’s annoying, plastic and horny, and the other is a Vuvuzela.
fuk orf and eat da poo poo
Be thankful of this Brown stuff we have been relieved of: http://eotp.org/2009/05/08/2009-new-labour-unelected-p-m-gordon-brown-parasite/
Gordon Brown is an MP. His constituents deserve to be told.
The knuckle dragging mongoloids voted for the fuckwit. They deserve nothing.
Not ALL of them, surely?
Most of them. There may have to be some collateral damage. War is hell.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
And if true is why Niobe can ever vote labour again – they would rather ruin him and us by having him in power regardless!!!!!
Who’s Niobe?
My husband, my weirdo.
How’s life on Lesbos?
The Queen and the Pope are on the balcony, in front of a large crowd at the Vatican …
‘Watch this’, says the Queen, ‘with one wave of my hand, I can send the English amongst them wild’ ..
‘That’s nothing, says the Pope, ‘with one nod of my head, I can send the Irish amongst them delirious’ ..
It was some headbutt on the Queen!
Didn’t you used to be on Blue Peter?
The Penguin.
Hello Caroline, I think that you’re a top class MILF, any chance of a quick sh*g?
I hope the c*nt gets MRSA.
Guido is point man to bring him out.
Perhaps its a reduction op:
The more times you post this, the better it gets, hilarious!!!
Before jumping to conclusions, if the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary rumour is true then it’s worth a look at it’s services, it does not offer psychiatry :
http://www.nhslothian.scot.nhs.uk/hospitals/rie.asp
For psychiatric help the Royal Edinburgh Hospital would be the starting point.
NHS? Not this guy. It’ll be private treatment all the way.
Or maybe he’s in the, er, Edinburgh Royal Hospital. Or the peoples Hospital of Edinburgh. Fucking splitters!
Maybe he’s in for treatment of syphilis – that sends people mad!
I know 3 weeks is a long time in politics but I hadn’t read this before and didn’t think the lunatic had been sighted at all since his booting out.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/may/25/gordon-brown-parliament-return
A Guardian cover story, FFS!
Surely Hello would want photographs in a profile of Sarah and Gordon in their new home.
It is legitimate to ask more about the whereabouts of Gordon Brown, and if you bother to read In Sickness and In Power, or When Illness Strikes the Leader, you would want to know if mental illnesses have occured in political leaders. Governments and Political Parties have been all too keen to keep quiet about the mental and physical health of political leaders.
Brown wasn’t that smart and they knew it. The perfect fall guy to cover Blairs tracks. If you want your villain look to Blair.
http://www.arrestblair.org/
Trouble is now mad shit brown has gone, bliar is being repackaged by bbc as hard working, straight talking, no nonsense Middle East sorter-outer good guy.
Don’t forget though some had their doubts about mc mental (not really one of them) many at the bbc never realy disliked the grining ponce bliar.
Edinburgh Royal Infirmary is for “general needs”,
Royal Edinburgh Hospital is for “things of the mind”.
Is MRSA rampant in either by any chance?
Hopefully.
And C Dif. – please!
The Penguin.
Plus vache folle!
(or do only daft women get mad cow disease?)
Though not for the other folk, it’s a pretty evil bug, but, it has to be said, nowhere near as evil as mc shitface.
If he has gone bonkers its a pity- I thought he was getting out of a mad world rather than entering one!
I can recommend a good shrink.
Mind you, it didn’t diminish the size of my ego.
Much as its a favourite meme here: I doubt it.
He didn’t look bad enough for hospital.
Whatever the precise state of mind he was in he probably was right state for a couple of weeks with is feet up, perhaps in fife.
Ref Gordon’s mental health: no one who has observed his behaviour over the past three years should be surprised if he fails to cope with his downfall. If it proves to be the case that he is sick, the people who should be condemned are his colleagues for their collective cowardice in failing to stand up to him.
A resignation statement from the Prime Minister, David Cameron, will be published shortly. You can find read some information about Mr Cameron in any public convenience.
About time the Tory toff goes
Hello Jonty!
How’s the missis? Don’t forget to give my regards to my kids.
Is that Jonty in The Priory with Gordon ???
Last night my wife called me a compulsive lying gay.
I almost chocked on my 18inch cock.
Edinburgh Royal Infirmary supports people with Mental Health problems. I know this as I suffer from depression and was informed that they provide all sorts of support for people with mental health issues. I am not in need of support but maybe I should take a dander up there and look out for any deluded men claiming to be the Prime Minister.
wouldn’t bother, there’ll be too many of them
This is a good point: one could call up any loony bin in the country and speak to great swarms of Gordon Browns.
Swarms signing themselves in as the gorgon?
No, I don’t believe anyone could be THAT mad :-/
just imagine – you wake up in the morning, get up and go downstairs, fill the kettle, put it on to boil and make yourself a nice cup of tea, turn round and he’s standing there, staring at you …………. AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
naked and wearing lipstick
With a doughnut on his knob!
The Penguin.
I have no idea why but that made me laugh out loud, much to the amusement of the people in next office.
You talking from the Oval Office?
and with that smile :0
He never consulted me, so there can’t be anything wrong with him.
You still around? I had hoped you’d topped yourself a few years back.
I heard that rumour too, but it involved an aerosol of whipped cream.
I think I heard it right.
SKY SPORTS NEWS:
Robert Green will play against Algeria
Correction: For Algeria
Apparently the reason for the hospital appointment is his recent @rsehole transplant.
It’s rejected him…
Copywrite – Not The 9 o Clock News many many years ago…
Davina Milipede could do with a new arsehole after the fistings McBogie gave her over the years. Never did buy any vaseline either. Now that’s literally tight fisted.
It explains why he’s had to adopt…
The Penguin.
Funny – whenever I play that back in my head (I know, I know – is there a free bed next to Gordon’s?), it’s always Monty Python (Graham Chapman/Terry Jones ???). Was it really Not the 9 O’Clock? How VERY interesting, Inspector.
I’m right. It was Monty P.
you appear to be correct 70s.
and Python before that (a Nixon joke at the time)
arse, should have refreshed before posting
Ah, you mean the ‘Swedish Chemist Joke’
Customer (in Swedish accent): Hello, I’d like some deodorant please
Chemist: Ball or aerosol?
Customer: Neither, I want it for my armpits…
I thang yow.
It makes you wonder quite why the good people of his constituency voted for him…
They’d have voted for a stale turd with a rosette in it – wait a minute, they did.
You mean you’d expect rational educated decisions from Kyle-gawping doleys, Buckie-suckers and deep fried pizza lickers?
Because they were lied to?
Because they are a bunch of inbred fuckoids who would vote for a shit stained, dribbling lunatic if he wore a red rosette. Which they did.
Which happens at EVERY election in the north east. HELP!
Because they’re jock mong labour filth ponces.
Gordon does not have anger management issues.
If anyone dare suggest that he does, he will KICK THEIR FUCKING HEAD IN.
Q: if my cupboard is full of chutney, how many jars have I got?
Knock knock!
Whos there?
Gordon.
Gordon who?
Gordon Brown.
Fuck off you loony c-unt!
None? Just a very messy messy cupboard full of chutney.
Here is a good example of Eddie Balls using superglue to stop blinking:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/7825548/Balls-accuses-Darling-of-costing-Labour-the-election.html
The more times you post this, the better it gets, hilarious!
fuck off thick as thieves you paranoid druggie nutter
At least David Cameron can speak to camera without weird jaw movements and random inane grins.
And there was no winner in the match – just like DC’s GE. The Anglo-USA Coalition IX will now win the World Cup.
Doesn’t IX=9?
Apologies. Just found the leaflet it is Royal Edinburgh Hospital and it provides emergency mental health assessment service. They set people up with a mental health team if needed.
Send the photographers round and snap the Huhne Brown if its true.
http://www.nhslothian.scot.nhs.uk/ourservices/ourservices_details.asp?ref=A3
Gordon said to Mandy, why are your rubbing vasolene on your torso?
Mandy replied that he had been told it may help him grow hair on his chest
Gordon shaking his head said, if that is the case he should have a pony tail growing out of his arse
Good stuff! More like that, please.
According to my friend who lives in Kircaldy, the bong-eyed-Huhne has not been at his house at all.
They dont know where the fuck the useless twat is.
I hope the fucker has had a massive stroke !
instant karma’s going to get you
Phoney!
Of a massive pussy?
Chance would be a fine thing.
He doesn’t live in Kirkcaldy as any fule noes
That black fellah jumping up and down about mars bars is on 3 different parts of the same page,a bit too pushy on the ads guido like some 1960′s brush saleman.
The demented co-ck-sucker is still being paid as an MP. He should be doing MP stuff – not swanning about in the loony bin pretending to be Hitler.
How mad was that Brown bastard? He cuts the 10% tax rate thieving off the poorest workers in the land to give to the rich, and then starts screeching about how everybody is better off. What an evil deluded loon!
Gordon Brown is criminally insane and he has Satan seed that spawns deformed mongs. We should pray for him to die at least once a day.
If only he did give it to the rich, they might have invested it.
He gave it to the politically well connected to squander.
Anyone know what ward Gorgon’s on? I’d love to send him a get well message, or perhaps a little hospital visit would be better – they don’t search hospital visitors do they?
that’s Rob Green isn’t it?
Its Fawkes
Sorry. I auto-triggered the moderation software.
What I meant to say was: Blimey! I didn’t realise Stains’ reservoir was THAT fucking big!
you sexy bastard Guido – how does the missus resist
### BREAKING NEWS ###
In a amateur attempt to find the truth I phoned th Ediburgh Royal Infirmary. Here is a transcript of the call.
Operator: Hello Edinburgh Royal Infirmary
Me: Hello, can you put me through to the mental health ward
Operator: Certainly sir
Mental Health Ward: Hello
Me: Hello can I speak to Gordon Brown
MHW: Sorry sir there is no one here of that name
Me: Yes there is, he is my brother
MHW: Sorry sir, hang on one moment and we will put you through !
TRY IT & see for yourselves !
Can Gordon operate a telephone using only his toes?
Did you get to speak to him or did you fall asleep as he read out reams of tractor statistics ??
Should have said you were Mandy, then started heavy breathing and fapping noises.
Please tell me you made that up Mr Bastards.
ABSOLUTELY TRUE !
Try it.
Oh for the days of Bedlam when we could have gone and watched him gibber and then poke him with a stick
It’s still going strong.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bethlem_Royal_Hospital
Fuc* me Beast, your going soft, whats wrong with seeing him at Tyburn ?
Hope you, your children and their children all enjoy my Poisoned Chalice.
Dave’s head is so far up Obama’s arse he’s wearing his appendix as a little hat
I had to run around the kitchen after President Omaha but I could never catch him.
As minimal research would indicate Edinburgh Royal Infirmary does not have a mental health ward.
Oh Dear! How sad, never mind. Hang the bastard. Lamp post and piano wire recommended.
It is the right thing to do.
No one was to blame, lessons must be learned, it must never happen again and it is time to draw a line under it.
Hang the bastard.
That’s a British Job for a British Worker!
The Penguin.
I volunteer and I’ll even de-string the Steinway.
Complete rubbish
Gordon has been seen in Glasgow and has just wished Al Queda all the best for the world cup and expressed his admiration for their captain ,President Osama
More war,more money for more war. We are in Afghanistan for national security, since we followed our masters the yanks in there. Of course we never had a beef with the Afghans before that but I love being humped by the yanks so I am making you pay for my bitch rape.
Seeing as we’ve got money to burn lets not pull out of Afghanistan now but wait until Obama tells us to. Then we’ll be stuck for somewhere else to spend it, so we’ll just wait for him to tell us to pretend to help him invade Iran so he’s not on his liddle old ownsome.
Guido starts rumour then publishes it,nothing anywhere else
http://www.google.co.uk/#q=gordon+brown+in+hospital&hl=en&tbo=1&prmd=u&source=lnt&tbs=rltm:1&sa=X&ei=3jYWTNPCEpP6_Aasg7SjCA&ved=0CAoQpwU&fp=ba981900bbe6be78
I heard a rumour that when you have no scoops and nobody gives a fuck what you say you make things up in obvious desperation
Fuck off, you can collect a refund on the way out.
The Penguin.
oooo guidos arse licker speaks
I don’t want a refund
where else can you get so many clueless toryboys having to grin and bear it as blair’s mini-me dave has a love affair with lefty liberals
it’s comedy every day with twats like you
Spoken from the heart of your bottom. Come back in five years time.
It’s OK, because as long as all of Guidos spunk swallowers believe it and repost it this rumour will ‘get around’
sequel on its way……….
hopefully gordon has cancer of the rectum……
broadmoor would be the best place for him.
sarahs book? confessions of a ginger rug muncher?
should be on auction sites for 1p soon……..
just like her fake husbands efforts.
heres Prescotts oppo over the pond
http://www.breitbart.tv/congressman-assaults-student-on-washington-sidewalk/
Hang on everybody, we’re jumping the gun a bit here, aren’t we? It’s not confirmed he’s in hospital – it’s just a ‘whisper on the wind’.
It’s all wishful thinking.
Well all he has to do is appear on his favourite GmTv Sofa with Sarah to deny it and that will stop the rumours won’t it ?
Yeah because if I insist you are mental you’re going to come round my pad and have a chat, maybe some chicken, just so I know you’re not off it.
Get real and you all need to get over it. Huhnes.
It was reported that he had ‘signed on’ in the HOCs, or whatever it is that newly elected MP’s do, so he must have been in London since the election- and someone must have seen him?
Wheeled in on a Hannibal Lecter trolley. The muzzle was lifted so he
could gibber the oath, but not enough for him to chew the clerk’s
fingers off.
Long live the Tower. They’re good at long stretches. Where’s McRuin escaped to? He should be back in London, serving his time.
If we lived in the US, they would be saying, Gordon has issues. Oh dear!
Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
Come back, all is forgiven.
Does the Edinburgh hospital have a secure psychiatric wing or an annexe at Carstairs?
On the other hand that Huhne Brown could be doing a Purcell, stepping down from public life and disappearing.
Rermember to pick up the weekly taxpayers cheque now.
Your moral compass will keep you right.
As long as he doesn’t continue to thieve his salary without earning it I don’t give a f*** if/when he disappears.
is anyone listening to darling defending the spending
sounds like a great line for a quiz show there!
I can shed light on Gordon’s state. See The Dancing Prime Minister – excellent video explains all…
Like your other vid better about the banks.
The more times you post this, the better it gets, hilarious !
Its the vuvuzelas.
The Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh (at little France) is not a psychiatric hospital, that is the Royal Edinburgh Hospital (Newington). The only psychological issues dealt with at the RIE are ODs and DSH.
Sorry current evidence as presented doesn’t add up.
OD’s
“Doesn’t add up”, are you sure?
I seem to recall that at one time being mentally incapable excluded you from Parliament.
we are all mad now.hence the reelection of the thieves
Personally, whilst I am a Conservative supporter who did not approve of the deficit created by the Labour Government, I think on a humane level you are all a*seholes.
What happened to live and let live?.. He’s gone now – let’s move on
The bastard stole a lot of my pension to fritter on his daft socialist dream. This affects me and my wife a lot. The man’s a shit and I hope he rots in hell.
I, my kids and their kids will be paying ever higher taxes because Gordon Brown WASTED billions of our Pounds on pet projects and ideologicsl bvllshit. He and his chum, Anthony Charles, Lynton Bliar took this Country to an illegal war which cost thousands of innocent lives.
I could go on and on and on for months…..
posting anonymously is now a crime in america,not long for it to come here.
http://sovereignsociety.com/
He has affected me and my family a lot as well and i am glad he is out of power – so very glad he is out of power….
But being so bitter doesn’t do anything except affect your mental state… we are where we are so…
Keep Calm and Carry On
Often wondered why he deliberately trashed private pensions.
1. Misguided ‘bash the toffs’ policy?
2. Scottish hatred of the English?
3.(most likely) Forcing people in to state dependancy so he owns them like slaves.
Er… more likely a clueless arrogant fool.
He is most definitely a fool.
He ruined the private pensions of Scots, too.
I can personally vouch for that.
No bigotry on that score I can assure you.
It must be horrible to be poor.
Luckily I’ve got lots and lots of dosh, so I’m OK.
Never mind, I’m sure there’s plenty of losers like you, so try not to feel too bad about it.
Whilst you can be sympathetic on a personal level if he’s had a breakdown you cannot excuse what he was responsible for as Chancellor and Prime Minister during his 13 years in government.It would be like excusing Hitler from his crimes because he had Parkinsons Disease and had been injured in the July Bomb Plot
The fact is that Brown should never have been let anywhere near the reins of government in the first place and certainly those ex-Labour Ministers coming out of the woodwork teling us that policy decisions when they were in government were plain wrong but it was all Brown’s fault and they were all terrified of confronitng him even though they knew he was doing untold damage to the country are all equally guilty….their Nuremburg Defence of following orders simply won’t wash.
A fair and just stating of the obvious Mr Obvious.
It is extraordinary to think that that shower were running the country until just a few weeks ago…talk about a close run thing…
Fuсk off, you anonymous tit.
This country’s in the fuсking mire and nearly all of it is due to Gordon Brown’s self-serving, arrogant, maladroit maleficence, delivered to us by the deluded deniers who voted Labour, foisted him on us, or propped up his embarrassingly awful premiership.
No-one CAN move on because, short of declaring the UK bаnkrupt, we will have Brown’s millstone legacy round our necks for the rest of our lives.
Further, the only good that can come of the Brown catastrophe will be for Labour to reap forever the political whirlwind he surely sowed. I am more than happy to play my part.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, the monumental сunt still maintains that he has improved the lot of Britons.
The simple fact is that Brown is a prize рrісk, devoid of empathy, humility or grace, and happy publicly and continually to put himself and then Labour before all else.
For as long as he continues to lack the courage to accept or understand — personally I would see self-immolation as nothing better than a token gesture — the magnitude of the suffering he has wilfully inflicted on the people of Briton (most of which we are yet to feel), I reserve the right to pour scorn on him without further justification whenever I feel like it, and encourage others to join me.
“Live and let live”? Why don’t you show us how? You could start by calling everyone on the website you voluntarily visited an “аrsehole”…
“Live and let live”? That’s the kind of fuсked-up thinking that gave us another dose of Labour in the first place.
Fuсk off.
For heaven’s sake stop whingeing.
You’re a loser.
Get over it.
It is right that Guido should have mentioned this – I just don’t get with the bile… what is it actually going to achieve? As you say “Brown is deviod of empathy”… therefore your anger doesn’t do anything to him – the only person it affects is you.
Yes he messed up – he messed up admirably… but I think one of his main crimes was to actually deny boom and bust. This means that people have also not been as responsible as they might have been, have spent beyond their means and taken out excessive mortgage and household debt…
Now we have a Government who will look to rectify the problem – tho yes through cuts and austerity – but surely the most sensible thing we on the other side can now do is work out how we can help ourselves.
After all, we don’t live in a military or totalitarian state and therefore as well as being angry when things go wrong from the centre, we also need to take responsibility for our own actions as well.
It matters.
If GB was suffering mental problems when he was CoE and PM, it reflects very baldy on NuLab, and indeed the opposition / media, that he was not eased out. We should be told, and Guido is 100% correct in pursuing this.
Actually he’s still in the check-out queue at Morrisons Dunfermline Branch. Nobody recognises him there…
I like this site because there are so many people who are willing to go the extra mile to be nasty. It is like being in a pub without the drink, the music and the birds dotting around.
We’ve got drink here.
Be sure to leave the car keys behind the bar though, eh old chap?
And plenty of Parrots dotting around!
SQUWRRRRRREE-EERRKK!!! (dot) (cuttle)
no we don’t because we cant say the dreaded “D” word
You get used to it after a while George, and learn to ignore the mad people…unless they are conspiring to run the country of course…
Mister BBBBrrrrrrroooooon, is a strange guy always looks like someone has stolen his last slice of bread. Perhaps this time someone did, and sent him over the top.
He’s supposed to be a sitting MP but hasn’t been seen, I hope he has a valid sicknote from his GP.
Typical public sector absentee.
Good.
I hope he lies awake at night screaming and seeking forgiveness for the lives lost and/or wasted under his profligate regime.
This is becoming something of an obsession – perhaps it is not GB that needs treatment?
He trashed the country.
Why should he be left in peace to languish in luxury paid for by the taxation from the many thousands of lives he has ruined ?
Obsession ?
Yes – I for one endorse it fully.
The man is a national enemy.
It isn’t obsession to ask why , someone who is drawing an MP’s very generous salary and expenses ( paid for us by us the Taxpayer), never appears in the HoC.
If he’s on sick leave fine! Then be transparent about it and say so, don’t keep getting all your friiends to tell lies such as, he busy writing his next book, he’s busy settling the family into their scottish home, he’s busy writing thank you letters……
I hear the rumour is Dave loves Nick Clegg to tak a huge shit in his mouth every morning
But his GP should now be issuing a ‘well note’, rather than a ‘sick note’, outlining what tasks McMental is capable of doing.
Er……….pretty blank form I imagine. Don’t think ‘saving the world’ would count.
Exactly!
Of course as Gordons official cock sucker you would say that.
It’s only natural to be attracted to the Brown stuff.
Could the Prime Mentalist be having a sex change?
And will Sarah be confirming this in her memoirs?
Having a pair of balls fitted you mean?
I hope he’s in an NHS ward surrounded by other members of the rationally challenged community. It would be wrong wrong wrong if he was being given special treatment or a private bed.
Anyone with friends or neigbours who work in Edinburgh hospital ?
Could you please make a few enquiries – if he is in attendance he will have been spotted and staff are sure to know if there is any patient that is being treated for cowardice or treason on an out patient basis.
“…being treated for cowardice or treason…”
Very well put.
Guido’s GordoMcBroonJocktraitorScumBrowwwwn obsession hits new heights?
Homoerotic methinks.
You’re obsessed, why don’t you go and have a lie down, Huhne.
Says Keir Hardie’s scotsoc obsessed necrophile hoop-licker.
That’s “Royal Edinburgh”, not “Edinburgh Royal”. Known locally as “The Royal Ed” and colloquially as “The Andrew Duncan” (the name of one of the clinics).
The Royal Ed is a psyhiatric hospital and serves no other medical function. It treats everything from alcoholism to depression to schizophrenia. The only non-adult psychiatry part is a department called the YPU (Young Peoples Unit) which deals with wayward youngsters.
Knowing the Royal Ed as I do (several friends have been in there), and the way that mental health in the NHS operates, he wouldnt go away for a night or two periodically. They normally admit for at least 2 weeks at least – to let medication kick in and get the doses right.
But if your sources are right, and it is indeed the Royal Ed, then it offers no medical services other than in/out patient psychiatry.
This Andrew Duncan ?
http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/features/The-name-Andrew-Duncan-is.6153480.jp
The man should have adopted the “Brussels” solution, which he sold us down the river for! “That’s not the right decision, call another election immediately so that the electorate can have an opportunity to produce the right decision!”
[...] wibble. I saved the world you know. Bonkers Rumours are he is here. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those [...]
There’s a rumour Mad Nads likes to gobble squirrels while siting in a bathtub full of beans and pork sausages
At least the fuckwit cured cancer as promised.
A pestilence upon him for a mad rogue.
The Scottish bloke is a feckin’ nutter so why not just accept it? He will be compost soon enough.
Where is Gordon. He is not returning my calls. I have solved the Middle East crisis and am now available to act as adviser to BP. £250K per day plus expenses.
[...] The Former Prime Mentalist [...]
Gordon Brown can no longer walk the streets.
This is the most hated man in the UK.
Anywhere he goes he is going to be verbally abvused by the little people that he trod all over during his 13 years.
He has just woke up and realised that every fucker detests him.
I hope he gets a good kicking where-ever he goes !
Mr Bastards I hear that he is a favourite as the target for the 2012 one legged arse kicking para Olympics
Many folk have volunteered for an amputation just to get a go on him
That is just how popular he is
So the sighting in a Supermarche came from Sarah Browns twitter feed.
What a stupid Huhne Guido is.
Get over it, isn’t your wanking hand knackered by now?
Mr Hardie
He has a prosthetic one that runs on reclaimed gulf of Mexico oil
Its green and for every “blow out” another pelican lives
Maybe not too smart to accuse the Tories of scaremongering when your beloved former leader based the whole election campaign no just that. Or did you expect the profligate spending to last forever?
And to accuse Cameron of ‘shameless’ popularism? Hmmm… Who was it who said ‘British jobs for British workers’ again?
There’s more of course, but I think it’s pretty obvious where your loyalties lie. Try the Guardian or Labourlist, they’re as mad as you plainly are.
What ever he has I hope it is painful.
“The Royal Edinburgh Hospital provides acute psychiatric and mental health services”
UPDATE: Usually reliable sources have pointed Guido toward the Priory after rumours of his pissed antics
One of my delightful readers lives within spitting distance of the Broon’s hoose in North Queensferry. It seems the village has been taken over by around 60 armed police on 24 hour watch.
According to Sarah hubby is still acknowledging his thank-you letters but he could be popping off to the Royal Edinburgh Hospital – less than 45 minutes drive from his pad.
It’s a fine place with the best psychiatrists in the country.
I wonder if he’s going private?
He certainly needs treatment if he is ever to come to terms with his appalling tenure virtually bankrupting the country on the biggest spending binge in our history coupled with total rejection by a less than grateful electorate whose children may well be cursing his name over the financial Mt Everest of debt
he has bequeathed the nation.
The Royal Edinburgh offers patients a wide range of services including:
Adult psychiatry
Adolescent mental health services
Dementia
Early onset dementia
Forensic unit
Learning disabilities
Old people’s services – continuing care
…latest news on Gordon is that a vermin fox got into his room and started to bite his face off but he tasted so fucking awful that the fox puked all over him and then took a Cleveland Steamer on his chest …then realised there was a nice widescreen TV in the room so decided to watch Big Brother catch-up on Freeview 13 upon which he got a fright seeing another chap wiv a glass eye , except the chap on TV is a proper hero , unlike this one eyed, fake teethed, Brown moron, lying comotose covered in fox shit…. Alastair then fucked off back to his cubs…. Job Done!
“…Birds put the t u r d in custard… but who put the shit in No. 10?”
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This all puts me in mind of a GREAT Motorhead song, Back at the Funny Farm:
well the euro plunging and gold rocketing/leaving the country in debt he must be at least on prozac.
How can Mc B get a hospital appoitnment quickly. Surely hes not gone private.
Sorry forgot – its Scotland – Scottish NHS subsidy by the Westminster Government
If Gordon’s bonkers, his former deputy Harperson is surely not far behind. The woman, if you can call her that, is totally nuts
Churchill was famous for what he described as his black dog of depression and he successfully led us through a war and out the other side. Lincoln led his country succesfully after having a complete breakdown. Bondevik was elected back into office by a populace more interested in his compentence than whether he had experienced mental illness. It is possible to experience mental illness and still be a competent leader of a country.
Unfortunately, as has been shown very clearly here in the UK, not in Brown’s case. Incompetancy and delusions of adequacy have always been his stumbling block.
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It’s a very sad state of affairs–he clearly wanted to do good, but the effects of a monoamine oxidase inhibitor (MAOI) on judgment in such a strategic rule are very prone to resulting in disastrous effects–and hence harm.
No matter how much harm he may have done to the citizens of our country inadvertently, I hope being out of the spotlight allows him to get better over time, hopefully sooner rather than later.
‘he clearly wanted to do good’ it would be nice to think so but I fear you are being far too generous & optimistic. Mad and bad will be the judgement of history.
“Usually reliable sources have pointed Guido toward the Royal Edinburgh Hospital rather than a London hospital.”
Get well soon.
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Leave him alone for a bit. He must be exhausted