Ellie (and Guido) Want #Balls4Leader
Remember Ellie Gellard (pictured) launching Gordon’s manifesto? She is hoping to repeat her campaign success all over again and is leading the online Twitter campaign to make Ed Balls the next leader of the Labour Party. It is going well, punters on the Political Smarkets betting exchange give him a 10% chance of winning. Ellie tweeted yesterday asking for messages of support for Blinky:
If you’re supporting @EdBallsMP and would like to tell us why, email me: ellie@edballs4labour.org
So Guido sent his own message of support and proudly added a #Balls4Leader twibbon to his own Twitter profile.
From: Guy Fawkes
Date: Sat, Jun 12, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Subject: Why I want Ed to lead the Labour Party
To: ellie@edballs4labour.orgDearest Ellie,
I think over the years Ed has shown the attributes, personality and judgement that would, if he were to become leader, guarantee Labour will remain in opposition. So Ed and I share the same goal, his victory over all other candidates for Labour leader.
Regards,
Guido
Guido would urge co-conspirators to show their support and add the twibbon to their Twitter profile. Ed can count on a lot of cross party support for his campaign to become Labour leader.
Many in CCHQ and Cowley Street have their fingers crossed that the Labour politician who polls the worst with the public could lead the opposition…
Vote Balls!!!!
He’s one helluva tossflap!!!!
Ed Balls, the best Labour can get!
Gordoom McRuin: “I cannot recommend Ed balls highly enough. He is the man who will get on with the job and knows the right thing to do. I have compete faith that Ed will continue my great work of …”
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You’re just so funny!
IT’S GOING TO BE DAVID MILIBAND.
IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE DAVID MILIBAND.
WHAT A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME THIS IS.
IT’S GOING TO BE DAVID MILIBAND.
IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE DAVID MILIBAND.
WHAT A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME ‘ARTICLES’ LIKE THIS ARE.
Shyte comes out of an arse
Shyte comes out of an arse
God luck USA – and the curse of the ancients on your opponents at the world cup. Allah – piss be upon him – will shove Iraq up your arse
Turn your mobile phone on we have something to serve on you.
Come on England, lets teach the yanks a thing or 2 about Football
warrup dude.Yank team full of joos
Tar Mohammed – piss be upon him too – well said!
He’s got a supporter in the World Cup… I’m sure the Argentinian manager just shouted ‘ed balls to his forwards!
Balls is being propped up by the worst of the bitter, tribal shitty Brown part of Labour, hooray!
as for this talentless, pointless little girl, police tell me she’s often to be found posing like this on the Old Kent Road…..
You said you’d keep that to yourself
Just think – in some place in the UK, there’s some snivelling snotty-nosed obessional control-freaky asperger-like little kid that’s going to grow up and become another Leeda of Noo_Lie_Bore – like Gordoom or Bliar or Bollocks.
Or some vile little Tory twat that can’t undo a girl’s bra without falling over (ref: Python ‘Upper-Class T(w)it of The Year’ )
Truly a Viz spoilt bastard
I have emailed her, and send a BCC to Guido.
I said: I support Ed Balls for Leader 100%. I am not a Labour supporter, I have never been a Labour supporter and I never will be a Labour supporter.
Do you think she’s bright enough to smell a rat?
Ampers
Sending suggestive e mails to young gals could get you locked up Ampers.
Lee Jasper and the Brixton Black Panthers tell me she is insatiable.
Hence the queues of “desirables” at Calais
you move in such privileged circles
All I can say is thank Allah she is wearing a denim skirt the thought of looking into her fundiment is simply terrifying…… Do you think Ed has had a look?
No
Vote balls get a dick
Is that a Dick, Ed?
Nah – just vote DA – and get HaPerson
(afterthought – can we all join Lie_bore and get a postal vote – I think that’s how they fiddle the figures innit?)
How many co-conspirators have a twitter profile?
Twibbon………………….Ffs.
13,657 at the last count.
There once was a lassie called Ellie
Who’s tongue could reach down to her bellly
She’s supporting Ed Balls
Through his rises and falls
Though he blinks like a c*nt on the telly.
That’s enough profound political insight from concrete pump.
I’m off to the pub to watch F1 and footy.
She’s a bit of a fucking munter, though – I thought she was supposed to be young and attractive?
Even the smackheads and crack whores round here look better than that – and that’s after their regulation 3 kids by 15 and a diet of pizza and kebabs!
I’ll see you down the pub – or maybe not, since you don’t live in Aldershot…
I live near to Aldershot but I avoid the place like the plague.
Oh look Von Stumpy’s non country residents are pissed of with each other,hope it becomes civil war and a wipe out.
oops link
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9G9Q00G0&show_article=1
She’s off to a flying start though – a massive five people like this in facebook…
I take it now you are the official conservative blogger with no pretense at non partisan,like your election logo.It’s fine with me but it would be good if you nailed your colours to the mast.
Bloody Hell, is he a neutral? I thought this WAS a Conservative blog
I always thought this was a Parrot Rescue site…
No, that’s the number of ‘followers’ you have on Twitter, Guido. Not the same thing.
Yeah Grandad
Back in your cot, baby. Play with your Twibbons.
It’s a valid question, of course, but it’s still good to let Twitterers know that there is this twibbon available.
I am not one of those who tweet; but I did add a “vote for change” twibbon to my Facebook profile pic for the duration, as a useful “constant reminder” to those who viewed my own Facebook pages and my comments elsewhere.
Therefore, do not knock it, I suggest, even if you don’t have a use for this facility yourself.
who is behind twibbon?
Some dork with the IQ of a mollusc.
Ed Balls – The best we man we’ve got.
Thanks Dave!
Oh, and Guido, stop calling me BLINKY! My unfortunate blink rate is a result of excessive masturbation over the years, and should therefore be classed as a disability for which I should receive extra state handouts.
Balls4Leader!
If Ed’s the best, god help the rest!
Blinky For Boss…Ooo yes please.
Dear Ellie
I would so much like to add my name to the huge list of support for Ed that i’m sure you’ve got to hand. Although i’m not gay there’s an electric sexuality, an aura of pure physical stimulation that makes me yearn for his manly embrace and, oh his brain, is it not the sexiest part of the awesome tour de force?
We can dream but sometimes reality can be so much more satisfying
Much love and hopes
Dicky
Looks like she’s looking for a rear ending!
Hi, my name’s Ben Dover.
i’ve been looking for some twibbon two twie up my twoses
ed the ball for leader
I thought it was only men who had their brains between their legs.
i think we should get to the bottom of this
Hello boys!
A sheltered life north of the river Tweed?
Olé, olé. That’s a pair of holes to you and me.
I thought Ellie Gellard was captaining England in the football today, leading out the team in front of the baying masses. I used to play for Fulham you know!
I’m full of ham and lard
As long as it’s revolutionary Marxist ham and lard, I endorse this decision.
This is not a Conservative country.
This is not a Conservative country.
This is not a Conservative country.
Ellie is very young – about 7 or 8 when Blair was first elected. So she does not realise that Labour can only win elections when they have a leader that doesn’t scare the voters. Only Blair and Wilson have won in the last 60 years. More power to her elbow – Blinky for leader!
A question for Ellie’s site.
Does the ribbon have to have an iron cross on it?
http://toryardvaark.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/brown_swastika.jpg
what would make that picture look better if someone would photo shop a right hand palm out ‘just in shot’ and a little tash under his nose, then that would be perfect.
WTF is a twibbon?
it’s like a cwomment
Heh, continue your campaign, Guido, because Balls will not win.
I did as you suggest, Guido, then realised that we are both prats.
What we ought to have done was to voice unequivocal support, seeing him as the next great leader of his party and our country. That might have given succour to his cause. Instead, by writing as I did, I’ve extended her understanding of how reviled the lout is. (Mind you, I did enjoy it!)
I would urge other readers to write as I ought to have, not as I did.
“It’s a basic article of faith of the European Union, the free movement of labour and free trade… It’s in the Treaty of Rome. So the chances of changing that are about the same as the chances of going on holiday to Mars.”
Peter Hain.
That can be arranged you orange cuпt
Just got text from Greece,more protests planned.
I saw a programme about the sporting boycott the other night – the bank-robbing cricket pitch wrecking orange c’unt had the cheek to call one of the South African rugby players an ‘Uncle Tom’.
Bet he wouldn’t do it face to face – having twats like him elected makes me embarrassed to be Welsh.
Hope he gets cancer and dies – preferably slowly.
I live in the same apartment block as this twat. It’s so difficult to fight the urge to punch him!
K.
It’s very dark where she is. Was there an eclipse?
Diane Abbott was bending down behind her, so perhaps you could say there was.
please no Abbott butt pics
LOL – check out Grumpy Old Twat’s place for a classic Abbott election poster!
Is that the Japanese pronunciation or the received English pronunciation?
From that position – and by supporting someone like Balls… maybe she’s a gal who gets a buzz by staring into the abyss.
I’ve always wondered what the hell those pockets are for. You can’t put anything in them and they’re uncomfortable.
Also, if this is what the skirt looks like when she’s bent over, it must be incredibly loose and unattractive when she’s standing up.
take a look the right way up,scary
http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/3539/elliegellard.jpg
bevaniteellie 20,821 tweets,she must be button poker 24/7
I’d like to poke her button 24/7. Even though she’s a socialist, I’ll make an exception in her case.
Her and Sarah Palin. Experience and inexperience. Left v Right. Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Ed Balls would make a fine labour leader! His school bully persona is just what the public warm to, and his wonderful smug grin will have focus groups frantically ticking all the right boxes. His deft ability at the idiological u-turn regarding labour’s policy on immi gration only add to his undoubted leadership qualities.
He’s perfect for Labour’s diversity-obsessed elite, showing that the party does not discriminate against well educated, white, middle class middle aged men.
So, bollox to the rest – vote Balls!
wuz he on abar
If everybody who didn’t vote for McDoom and Co. joined the Labour Party and voted for Balls or Abbott in the forthcoming Labour elections, there’d be no Labour party left. Don’t know how much it costs but it would be worth spending even £50 to get rid of these t……….rs once and for all.
I tipped big gold price rises here http://order-order.com/2010/05/06/twitter-culpa/
Well now I’m saying gold will fall the last week in June. So if your in it for short term profit sell soon, As ever with gold if your hedging long term sit on it
Heard a prediction that gold will hit $2000 an ounce by xmas
I’ll buy in June
Why do you think gold will drop? With the economy in both the USA and europe still tits up and oil looking dodgy with a possible freeze on deep sea wells..surely gold is still a good buy?
it’s a manipulated market.
it’s a manipulated m*arket (Mod fix)
I did not say fucking màrḱeᵵ!
Good bye.
Gold is always a good buy ,but it depends on why you buy it,to speculate on the profit short term or to hedge your own assets against inflation
Gordon has given his sons’ Teddy Bears away. What a rotten thing to do.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1285881/Gordon-Browns-charity-gift-toys-teddies-tiny-shop-near-home.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
BBC website reports the charity shop donation from Gordon as a “bequest”. Do they know something we don’t know?
Wouldn’t be the first time he gave something away that wasn’t his now, would it?
Brown’s will would probably bequeath a windfall tax to the TUC.
Remember the teddy bears next time you’re checking your pension or looking at the price of gold futures.
I would have thought that he needed him at his current residence.
Perhaps Al Beeb should ask Where’s Gordon and why he has not been seen in public since visiting a college in Kirkaldy nearly a month ago.
Is he really fit to draw an MP’s salary, or represent his constituents? It is time the Hunt owned up.
Do you actually think that the BBC or the other broadcasters and media don’t know where Brown is ? If you do then you’re very naive.
Gordon has been attending deep-fry garden parties outside his constituents’ cooncil hooses as they deep-fry mars bars, scotch pies, pizzas, sausage rolls and anything else that has a pastry crust or can be battered while downing enough alchohol to sterilise a hospital. He entertains them by reading without moving his lips. He is the perfect man to represent Kirkcaldy and despite his flaws stands head and shoulders above the Kirkcaldy herd.
Duelling banjos. The Kirkcaldy theme tune.
Deluded ’til the last, each day he frantically scrawls the true account of how he saved the world and his vision for Britain’s future.
At night he smears his own faeces on the walls of his Kircaldy study
He’s busy building a new linoleum factory, in the home of linoleum factories!
Worthless prick. Who’d do that to his child’s toys? Unless…
Kids have a teddy bear and a teddy bears. This is a shit low down story by a desperate once honorable news paper.He’s out and gone .keep the poor twats family life out of it.
He hasn’t given away his rocking horse I see, the selfish bastard.
Mr Ainsworth said he never got on with the former PM while heading Britain’s campaign in Afghanistan.
The Labour MP – made Defence Secretary last June – said: “I considered it an 11-month assignment because I assumed we would lose the election.
“Gordon and I are not each other’s biggest fans. I found him very difficult to deal with, impossible really.”
Mr Ainsworth said Mr Brown’s biggest failing was his refusal to listen to others.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3010808/Ex-Defence-Sec-attacks-Brown.html
And now he tells us!
All these ex Labour Minister falling over themselves to tell us that they didn’t like or agree with Brown. Pity they decided to stay schtum when they had the chance to get rid of him before he inflicted the harm he has to the country’s economy
Yeah, our dumbo NuLab former MP (ex local govt planning officer) complained about Gordon when he got dumped in the general election. Just a couple of years late, matey.
When will these pillocks realise that loyalty to party ought not to transcend loyalty to country?
Still, the money came in handy.
In every two penny comic the villain “Dead eye Dick” comes to mind looking at Browns picture there.
She has had more pricks than Jockey Wilsons dartboard and has a rep for pulling trains of randoms in the bogs of seedy pubs.
I wonder if Ed Balls has had his tongue up her slimy fish-box (while Yvette pees on him from an open-gusset rubber suit).
She’s been cocked more often than my musket
I think I need to use a Ted Hanky after reading that…
One balls twibbon on my twitter
Guido I’d love to send her an email but this silly, talentless half-witted girl makes me tired. Very tired.
Nye Bevan (I assume it’s Nye and not Ernie whose name she takes in vain) would be beside himself if he thought his legacy was the adulation of a half wit like her.
To be unique and original this World Cup, I’ve decided to stick a horn up my ass and make annoying noises.
Why do you now need a horn and ass to do that?
Think this lark is all about her positioning herself to be an MP in the next GE,get noticed,be seen to be helping the cause,it doesn’t matter who is going to be the next Liebour Gruppen Fuhrer,she will have seen as an activist with a backing and therefore will be needed as part of the buildup to power.
after all, how many jobs will pay c£65K regardless of relevant experience or qualifications?
A properly reformed parliamentary system would introduce a sliding scale of remuneration from about £20k to £80+k per annum for rank and file MPs. Their starting point on the scale would be determined by published criteria relating to years of experience delivering something of tangible benefit and demonstrable expertise in sectors outside party politics. Obviously, to progress up the scale or maintain their position, they would have to meet strict performance management targets.
You mean, be an MP and get showered with public money and then vote on and get showered with more public money,experience in anything including making tea is zero,but you can still make life changing decisions for the lower ranks as your now an MP,how about if you want to be an MP great but if after 5 years your garbage and you get kicked out,we execute you,that would cut down the professional/lifer MP’s,the trash,the chancers,the thieves and give us the one’s who really want to do public service,we may end up with a few casualties but hey ho.
Certainly don’t want a stupid fucking twibbon, Guido, but I have duly emailed the silly girl:
Only winding you up ,Guido.
I’m right behind David Miliband
. I want our new leader to be the next PM – that’s why I’m supporting David | David Miliband for Lab.. http://bit.ly/cHe9rl
Brown’s last paltry honours list is out today.
Catherine Zeta-Jones has been given a CBE!
For fucking what?
She pays no tax here, nobody has seen or heard of her since the Darling Buds of May (Only Fools and Horses for the middle England) and there is not a single word on Wikipedia about the charitable work that the Queen has apparently been arm-wrestled into recognising.
(Her sugar-daddy alcoholic husband did give stacks of cash to Obama though).
And this item of news is foremost in Pravda’s minds today…
Who is Catherine Zeta-Jones? Is she the so-called actress married to a geriatric American.
Pays no taxes here, like Lord Ashcroft?
Yes, you brainless fuckwit.
And Nelson Mandela
But he isn’t a Lord or British
No but he has plenty of council flats named after him.
She’s looking for Balls
Ellie is clearly demonstrating the best positioned from which to view Mr Balls
Its also a sexual position known around here as an Australian, though she may not yet be old enough for that.
PS Is it the camera angle or does she have a ginromous arse….. in addition to the one called Balls
Could be a Montgolfier hot air balloon made from denim.
what you lookin’ at?
I’m basically a decent guy.
It was pure comedy gold seeing Blinky interviewed by Brillo. He was asked what cuts he’d make and he said he won’t say because he’s not in government. Brillo said Labour demanded the Tories reveal what cuts they’d make when they were in opposition, and Blinky said “That’s because they wanted to be in government.” Brillo said “So you DON’T want to be in government?” and Blinky replied “Of course I do but we’re not about to have another general election.” The amount of lies and drivel that comes out of this man’s mouth is extraordinary. Every time he’s caught out, he just spews another self-contradictory lie. He’s a one-man bullshit machine.
why do you suppose half the population think he speaks the truth?
In other words he made a Balls up of it
Reminds me of the old joke in Barry McKenzie.
She’s called the local morgue…
Just think how angry the other leadership candidates will be having to humour bully balls for the next 4 years!
The couple who set up Help for Heroes have received an award in the Queen’s birthday honours list. While I applaud what they have done you really do have to ask yourself why they had to set up this charity in the first place. Surely as a country we should make sure our heroes are well looked after and not reliant on bl**dy charity.
The UK has a history of relying on charities….for instance the RNLI is a charity and most of the air ambulances are funded by charity so why should we be surprised. Let’s face it until a couple years ago the ex- Labour government wasn’t interested about military casualities or the military in general and let’s remind ourselves of this incident
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-505864/Afghan-heroes-home-Christmas-forced-change-uniforms-freezing-runway-using-airport-terminal.html
Well that just proves how much we need government,we don’t.
what a fucking non story. why in my day they would have had to dive into a snow drift first
This is Britain silly, not some civilised country. Here, it’s the long tradition of the establishment to shit on those that have loyally served the country, while sucking up to those that wish it harm.
No, you dont understand how government works nowadays.
Theres billions of pounds ready and waiting for parasites,scroungers,backsliders and those with political connections.
Money is plentiful when the government wants to spread it all around the world and call it foreign aid, billions are no problem when eurotrash land wants their cut and lets not forget global warming because if its got AGW in the title then billions of pounds is produced so fast it makes your head spin. When the banks need stuffing with cash then the govenment cannot send it fast enough their way AND YET when money is needed for real things that this nation needs and relies on so very much then funnily enough the cupboard is all of a sudden quite bare, funny that eh?
The scouts and the guides and the RNLI and the cadets and veterans can go f*ck themselves as far as the government are concerned but if billions are needed to throw at the millions of hostile c*l*nists then its money no object and no expense spared.
Here begineth the lesson,get armed and get vengeful.
I saw blinky appear on the DP and it was excruciating to see him squirm on issues to which he has had to distance himself from his previous utterances.
It therefore comes as a surprise to learn that you feel he is a credible candidate. He is far more of the Blair/Brown years than any of the others, particularly if it is true that he advocated independance for the BoE.
I would have thought that you would be backing Diane:
A candidate who has embraced the NuLiebour line by sending her own child to private school (to avoid the babysitting fees of late night sittings no doubt), and yet set herself against much of the flagship Nuliebour policies which are now in disarray and torn up by the Coalition.
Diane has the capabilities to appeal to both the left, and those in the party who were uncomfortable with the Brown succession.
Diane could present an opportunity to placate the union paymasters until the new funding for political parties is resolved, but also to those in the party who feel that “more of the same” is not the answer.
Despite her lack of front bench presence, she will have many archive pieces from her appearances on “This Week” which could be used to raise her profile.
Plus in true conspiratorial style, you must also recognise that what the Labour Party really wants, does not automatically appeal to the rest of the electorate. The Labour Party is not big on “appearance” (setting aside Bliar) as its many Leaders have included Foot, Kinnock, John Smith and Brown of course, so therefore the election of Diane is not so difficult to imagine.
Plus Diane is the “Left Field” candidate, and she may appeal to those who wish to deny others.
With all these references to “Yes Minister” in the press it might also be a point to remember just how Jim Hacker made it to the top of his party.
http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/7828/ratrace.jpg
If the great scotch McBustard was hiding up there, I reckon he’d had to have come out by now. Nice try tho Guido.
The bastard knob jockey will never come out.
@JoeSheffer unbelievable noise on TV, imagine the sound in the stadiums: @SarahBrownUK I might die from the noise of the Vuvuzela horns
http://twitter.com/SarahBrownUK/status/16000468928
Mt week is complete now I know this essential gem of information. Try turning the volume down, half-wit.
risk of nokia impact if she tries
Vulvazela she means.
over zealos vulva
STADIA, it’s fucking STADIA, stadiums my arse. Ditto Referenda.
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/06/12/us-consul-insults-our-football-team/
BREAKING NEWS.
US Consul insults our football team!
What he means is his men would need Apache gunships firing missiles from 10 miles away,while our boys would punch their lights out with bare knuckles.
Why email a silly little girl who is so desperate for publicity that she is actively supporting a labour moron?
In a healthy democracy a good opposition is required. It is what the nation deserves. If labour stay in opposition for a long time I will be happy but it should be a strong opposition. A weak opponent is not good in relation to checks & balances. A strong coalition should be prepared to handle a strong opposition instead of being dependant on a weak one.
well that fucks the weak co existing failures who never got elected called Libcon
come on england !
I’m giving evidence at the Iraq enquiry soon,hope they do them kebabs
Fuck off Balls you utter Hunt.
Gotta feel sorry for Ellie … anyone that stupid, gullible and desperate for attention really shouldnt be allowed out without a carer. The rubbish she spouts makes it obvious to anyone who dares to call themselves working class that she is exactly the sort of person who knows frack all about whats best for the working class.
So sad. That said I’d still give her one.
You know folks the UK deserves to f*cked up the anus by the political classes it really truly does.
After all the damage newlabour did and the utter waste of our entire national wealth there were still millions of people who voted for newlabour, Balls is a hoon of the first order and yet he wins an election. labour have 250 odd seats when if this country had any sense they would have got no seats whatsoever and a prime spot in the scrubs.
No I am afraid that a nation that can support such criminal lying filth as our political class do not deserve a break and even a future.
Done.
Success
The Netherlands and the recent success of Wilder’s PVV party are showing the way. And the Dutch chattering classes don’t like it one little bit. Fucking good.
The Swiss six months ago, the Dutch last week, when are ordinary Britons going to make a stand and start disobeying the wishes of our elites?
Some of us tried at the election but the rest of you rubbished us – it only takes a little courage to vote for a different party. Try it next time – you’ll feel better for it. The Dutch certainly will.
The country said no one should govern but theses bastards think it means a double dose of the shit
Bad news. It took a long time to get to this stage for the Dutch.
Guido you seem to be giving this airhead a lot of coverage. Is Mrs F happy about it.
Any chance of a thread on the political ambitions of Paris Hilton. Her brother seems to be doing quite well.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/10297120.stm
C’mon Sir Reg , never mind the unlikely political ambitions of parishilton. She can’t even put her own shoes on!!
Let’s celebrate Catherine Zeta Jones being given a CBE in the Queen’s Honours List.
If that was gordon’s doing, then I have to say it was the only decision he ever took that was sensible.
Pretty lass!
shes a yank now
That’s OK! – the fact that she’s Welsh is also OK (just) .
I was a bit concerned that gordon in his outgoing Honour’s List was going to nominate beckett for her 60 hanging baskets, uddin for her third world links or moran for her social work!!!!
So I’m really relieved that he nominated someone who was pretty, high profile and genuinely successfu ( and actually does an awful lot of very useful charity work) !!!!
Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!!
nell the parrott?
sweetie you’ve got stuck!!!
You’re hiccupping on too many labour welfare benefits??!!
I’ll have a word with Dave and tell him we need to cut benefits back, get people active again, working and exercising.
Try getting a job, plus gardening, walking, cycling, jogging and swimming. Really good for you!!!
And, as research has shown, you’ll live longer too!!
own!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!!
but you’re a senile old twat yokel with the brain of a cabbage love
some of us have real jobs and a spine
you just watch turnips grow get pissed on cider then scream at passers by and suck up to the heir to Blair Dave while waiting for the inevitable
too many sillybills in your last word
yokelwatch you’ve got a job??!! Wow!! What is it??
Is it one of those nonjob government thingies. Y’know counting pram wheels, examining people’s fridges for nutricious foods or a local government officer trying to persuade pensioners to use their bikes and public transport like us, who already do just that ………………..
God Forbid!!! you’re not an NHS middle manager doing nothing useful and earning £40K plus are you??!!
you’ve been caught in barefaced lies twice tonight already dearie
time to put down the bottle of cider and stop making such a fool of yourself
She’s pretty but not sexy, and I never fancied her (which of course is a tragedy for her).
says the homo arse rimmer…..
So this then is the face of labour .
elliegellard, a lady with a rather large bum allowing herself to be caught in an inelegant and ugly photograph. Foul woman!!
edballs a twit with a rather large mouth allowing himself to be caught, three times to my knowledge in the last 48 hours, drowning and waffling rubbish on daytime tv programmes. Foul chap!!
This then is what we had the sense not to vote for. What a relief.
I always believed that if gordon had managed to win the last election he fully intended to, quite quickly, put balls who was his bosom pal into no.10 with another uncontested labour coronation.
That was the only way balls could have made no.10. His chance has gone now, and with luck he’ll lose his seat at the next election.
Mind, no doubt he’ll spend the next 5 years troughing for all he’s worth before that happens!!!
Hope he keeps a high profile , that way we shan’t forget what it was labour stood for. Nothing worthwhile!!
Labour tried didn’t they to undermine the opposition so that they could win the election?!
I’ll give them their due, they did try. But as that poster above shows , their efforts were very infantile and simply turned the majority of a grown up electorate against them.
labour just made themselves look like a load of brainless unruly schoolboys behaving stupidly.
Oh wait a minute!! that’s what balls, militwit and co are still doing.
Well there you go!!
You back again? by all means copy my username (as you usually do) but for fuck sake post something interesting you tedious wankstain.
I wank small dogs
come on england !!!
Is there a football match on somewhere??!!
Yeah, there’s a bunch of urchins kicking up a storm on your turnip patch nell.
Not in my turnip patch darling!!!
This year, along with my raspberries and strawberries and other soft fruits, I’m growing basil, coriander, chillies and courgettes.
No urchins here!!
she’s been on the cider again willy
daft old biddy thinks she has a magic turnip patch
In a thinly-veiled attack on US President Barack Obama, Deputy PM Mr Clegg said there should be no “megaphone diplomacy”.
He told an audience in Madrid: “I don’t frankly think we will reach a solution to stopping release of oil into the ocean any quicker by allowing this to spiral into a tit for tat political diplomatic spat.”
His remarks stand in stark contrast to Mr Cameron’s refusal to criticise Mr Obama over his attacks on British company BP, which is being blamed for the US environmental disaster.
Fuck off Jonty you fucking spastic.
David Cameron admits sympathy with Obama before discussing BP crisis
• PM contradicts City with sympathy for US perspective
• BP shares down 47% since disaster struck
• Controversial dividend may be blocked by US injunction
Barack please don’t be to hard on my botty as I’ve Oiled it up just for you,… that’s it… OOOOohohhhhh yesssss!!! OOoooobaaammmaaaaa!!!
God save arseholes
God saves no one
God save America
Save one for meeee…
I see you’re familiar with the oiling routine, TAT. lol
I wish someone would bend over me.
Nell be fair to this young lady
Her employer has his head up his arse, she is only following his lead
nell has her head up Dave’s arse and Dave has his head up Obama’s arse
it’s a Limpservative caterpillar
Pity she hasn’t got a brain of her own isn’t it Beast??
But then that says everything about labour doesn”t it???
Their clones are told what to think and what to say. Even down to the precise selection of words.!!!!
Guido do you have a gusset shot?
If I can see some hair that would be even better, if she is licking her own minge that girl could make at least £50 a night working for Peter Stringfellow or even more if she has a webcam and paypal account
Being Labour the silly girl probably hasnt worked out just how much fresh young fanny is worth to jaded middle aged Conservative types such as myself
£50 to see her getting it BALLS deep , put please pixilate Eds face
In this context, “pixie-late” could mean another small Balls on the way.
Ellie thinks ‘doggie style’ means doing it in the street.
Jelly Dullard looks to have a wide flabby arse even at her tender age – that’s the worst of it
Mr Gob there are a fair few of us jaded middle aged conservative types who appreciate a well padded backside upon a woman, plenty to get hold of along with the added benefit of erotic asphyxiation
Sometimes a “wide load” contains the greatest of delights
Strong thighs, firm calves huge breasts, a soft belly and in this case the lady in question can bend in two an suck your cock
Apart from her bizzare allegiance with Edmund testicles what is there not to like?
I am sure that Tuscan Tony will agree
Beast, their are plenty of 20 year olds begging for saggy arsed desperate DOM’s to give them a good seeing to.
Jamie you have given me hope and BTW my arse is very firm but only available to female hands
Sorry to ruin your weekend
Beast (+:
Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!!
hello gorgeous.
nelltheparroot
OMG! are you still going??!
Haven’t you learned any more english sentences???
That says everything about edballs and his education policies doesn’t it???
Brown!!! Labour!!! Dave is my hero!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Dave is my hero!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Dave is my hero!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Dave is my hero!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Dave is my hero!!!
Mimicry. Using other poster’s names because they are too ashamed to post as themselves?? So this is what labour are reduced to is it.??!!
Says it all!!
he wasn’t after your arse Beast.
Despite being a man with the sartorial sense of Ken “suede loafers” Clarke and the taste in drink of Boy “fruit beer” George, the Beast is spot on regarding women.
Here’s Ellie sat with someone, who has a plate full of food.
http://tweetphoto.com/26842142
Not sure what this one is supposed to mean?
http://tweetphoto.com/3501259
Yeah…Ed Balls for leader of Labour…..keep Labour out of power…yeah! Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah now where have I heard that before…in Sheffield I think.
Next Please…
Yeah, what you don’t see in the photo is the queue of drunks and crackheads waiting their turn.
Oh fuck, I tried to write ‘druпks’ and got modded.
What you don’t see in the photo is the queue of pissheads waiting for their turn.
I’m fed up with listening to all this rubbish about BP and Omaha.
Tony Hayward the BP CEO brought it all down on his own head. He’s the one that stressed this is BRITISH Petroleum doing the British thing of a stiff upper lip!!
The Mexico/Florida Coast is being destroyed with oil, life in the seas thereabouts is being killed off and the livelihood of fishermen along there is devastated.
What did this arrogant man, who earns £100′s of thousands a year( and then £millions moree in bonus’s) say??!
” I just want to get my life back” !
Like gordon he needs a course in communication and compassion!!!
gordon who?
‘Who he says’ ?
What sort of labour grammar is that??!
he’s mocking you
stupid
nell has fixated on labour like an ugly ducky hatching out and seeing itself in a mirror,everyone is a labour troll if they differ from her
“He’s the one that stressed this is BRITISH Petroleum doing the British thing of a stiff upper lip!!”
No he didn’t, you’re lying again
He might be an incompetent cun’t but nobody refers to it as British Petroleum except Obama and his Administration since that hasn’t been it’s name for about a decade
Time to face the facts love
Dave is a wimp
he won’t dare criticise Obama for dragging BRITAIN into this even though BP is a private MULTINATIONAL corporation with a 40% UK 39% US sharefolding
if Obama told Dave to eat his shit Dave would get out his finest cutlery and beg for seconds because he is Blairs cheap clone and mini-me
Dave is a spineless wet jellyfish and the hier to Blair
The useless fuck Brown’s been gone for a month and he’s not coming back
Time to get over him
Not quite accurate – before dining on O Bummer’s turds, Cast-Iron Dave would need to seek permission from Herman von Rumpy-Pumpy – he could do it at the same time he’s getting permission for our Budget.
Traitor !
OBAMA – OUT OF HIS DEPTH IN THE GULF OF MEXICO
American government issues licence, but insists drilling is miles further out to sea and in much deeper water than it needs to be.
American company causes fatal accident while being supervised by American regulator, while drilling for oil to generate American tax revenue and fill moronic and obese American motorists’ “automobiles” with “gas”.
Fuck off, Barrack…
It must be Pin the Tail* on the Donkey time.
* tail /teIl/ n.2ME. [(O)Fr. taille, f. taillier: see TAIL v.1]
II 2 A subsidy or tallage levied by a king or feudal lord; a tax.
Like my good friends Dave Blair and Dutch Nickie, I’m supporting Ingland as my home team, Keyna, didn’t qualify.
She looks like that multitude of welfare benefit cheats that labour created doesn’t she?? with all that fat and flab!!
Getting up at midday, vodka for breakfast, betting on the web and poker during the afternoon, crisps, chocolate and chips for lunch, tea and supper. Dirty houses, overgrown gardens.
Let the kids fend for themselves….
It’s what labour promoted wasn’t it??!!
The Heir to Blair is a Millionaire and still claims child benefit because he’s a crooked welfare cheat who wants the taxpayer to fund him when he’s more than able
And he’s a thieving expenses pig like all the other crooked MPs
David Cameron took out maximum taxpayer-funded mortgage – then paid off own £75k loan four months later
David Cameron was dragged personally into the expenses row after it was revealed that he paid off a loan on his London home shortly after taking out a £350,000 taxpayer-funded mortgage on his constituency house.
The disclosure followed a powerful call by the Tory leader yesterday for the ‘full force of the law’ to be deployed against MPs who have abused allowances.
Following a Mail on Sunday investigation Mr Cameron could now face searching questions about his own expense claims.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1189788/Cameron-took-maximum-taxpayer-funded-mortgage–paid-75k-loan-months-later.html#ixzz0hqvWJ8oE
Dave claimed for expenses on a second home – the mortgage interest, when he only had one mortgage. He was also one of the largest claimers of this expense in the commons for many years.
Fuck off you boring tit.
language nell
Not me darling!!! Try a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon. Cheers!!!
the old biddy is on the cider again
she’ll be spitting venom at passers by in an hour or so
yokel darling it’s the Somerset people who drink Cider!!!
Over here we drink wine. Speaking for myself , Cabernet Sauvignon or South African, white (sweet) from Tesco’s.
Cider is for Somerset not East Anglia!!
OMG moded!
yokel darling it’s the Somerset people who d++rink C++ider!!!
Over here we d++rink w++ine. Speaking for myself , C++abernet S++auvignon or South African, white (sweet) from Tesco’s.
C+ider is for Somerset not East Anglia!!
He doesn’t claim Child Benefit. It’s paid to him whether he wants it or not.
It’s like labour’s Child Tax Credit’s . Anyone earning up to £50k per annum gets it. I suppose labour did it to buy themeselves votes!!!
People need to learn that they have to work, earn and support themselves. It’s all about personal respect. labour undermined that, diudn’t they??!!
Neither Child Benefit nor Child Tax Credit should be paid to anyone who has a total household income of more than £20K.
We are pensioners with less than that!! And as a matter of interest ( or not) we have spent the last ten years raising a disabled grandchild. We don’t get either of those benefits and no other state help from anywhere. We’ve done it all from our pension fund for which, incidentally, we worked in the hope of funding some travelling in our later years. Ah well!!
We’ve also had to pay hefty private hospital fees for her because NHS errors and neglect failed, over a ten period, to provide her with the mediucal support she needed!!
Labour was great wasn’t it??!!
David Cameron was dragged personally into the expenses row after it was revealed that he paid off a loan on his London home shortly after taking out a £350,000 taxpayer-funded mortgage on his constituency house.
Piss off tat. If you want a sordid and steamy one-night stand with nell, you’re going the wrong way about it. You’ve got no chance, pal.
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It could be Jonty, he’s a clusterfucked moron as well.
I see we have the tat imitators on again today.
Those fucking pikeys eh, what are they like.
you can buy an old coach for about 900 nell,you’d be surprised how easy and cheap it is to turn it into a mobile camper,
Cooooeeee! Did somebody call?
get back to O Bummer Dave he hasn’t finished with your Eton hole
My goodness , mobile camper, hanging baskets. margaret beckett I’m amazed at you!!!!
you lost me with hanging baskets. margaret beckett I’m amazed at you!!!! nell.someone been using my moniker I’ll wager
i’ve parked my camper outside your mudhut nell
i’m looking in the window and wanking furiously
That is probably because you are a wanker.
you are certainly not thick as thieves because he would not say i like some fucking pikey c’unt, he would say I.
Aye.
You DO have to claim Child Benefit
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/childbenefit/start/claiming/how-to-claim.htm
You can’t have it if you are a grandparent raising a child who has been disabled because of NHS incompetence under the last labour government.
Take my word for it because it’s a fact!
“nell – He doesn’t claim Child Benefit. It’s paid to him whether he wants it or not.” “Take my word for it because it’s a fact!”
by ‘a fact’ you mean a complete lie.
oh dear sweetie! caught lying yet again
best find nursie to tuck you in, you’re just making a fool of yourself here
why don’t you go out and have a pint tat and leave nell alone
i’m hiding in nells turnip patch
i’ve already swallowed a pint of toilet duck and now i’m going to piss in her letterbox
Child Benefit is a fact . It’s paid to every parent whether they want or need it, regardless of how much money they earn or how much money they have in the Bank.
Is it right. No!!
Did labour do anything about it to try and limit it to people who needed it most ?? No!!
Should the coalition try and limit it to those who most deserve and need it?? Yes!!
You DO have to claim Child Benefit
You’re thinking of Tax Credits not Child Benefits!!
Sort yourself out!!
In Either case of you are a grandarent, raising a disabled child, as we are, you can’t have either!!!
And that’s the point!!
Balls for leader! This short, fat unpleasant looking man will do a terrific job in ensuring Labour remain in opposition indefinitely.
Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!! Brown!!! Labour!!!
FFS, it’s bad enough with nell doing it.
Dear! Dear! Dear!
nelltheparrott/gordon/twatson/damian you need to seek help!!!!
are you sure you don’t have spurned suitor nell, he seems to follow you about
I’m wanking in your letterbox nell
Too old darling !!!
you tell em nellie wellhard
i’ve just took a shit in your turnip patch nell
Ohhhhhhhhhh my favourite
Bit of a pity then because I don’t have a turnip patch!!!
So who’s turnip patch have you fouled.???
How like labour to foul and smear out of instinct without any thought for common sense or decency!!!
Don’t sweat it nell, that’s an ex public tory schoolboy out for a cheap laugh, mark my words.
SSKKKKRRRRAAAAA-AAWWKK!!! (flutter) (ting) SHUTITYEWSLAAAAGGGS!!! (fluff)
Can we just string up ZaNuLabour plus their masters (Insp Truscott & P.C Plod?) Protest criminalised more innocent peoples DNA samples than anywhere on earth and internment without trial. Like Burma but without the sunshine.
The coalitions austerity measures can go to fuck.
Bring back quantitive easing
David Miliband for Prime Minister
Vote for me and spend spend spend
Vote for me and bend bend bend.
Vote for me and my benders
My God I am going to miss me.
His idea to sell the gold, the loss was not a suprise
His heart is always cold, he’s got Ed Balls eyes
She’ll turn the spinners on you, he won’t have to think twice
he’s full of high grade snow, he got Ed Balls eyes
And he’ll tease you, he’ll unease you
just pleased to get the better of you
He’s precocious, and he knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
He got Gordon Brown’s standoff sighs, he’s got Ed Balls eyes
He’ll take your cash and home, it works his appetite
He’ll leave you on the Street, he got Ed Balls eyes
He’ll turn the police on you, roll you like you were dice
Until you come out screwed, he’s got Ed Balls eyes
He’ll expose you, when he snows you
Hope you’re pleased with the crumbs he throws you
He’s ferocious and he knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think he’s a spy, she’s got ed Balls eyes
And he’ll tease you, he’ll unease you
With no idea how to please you
He’s precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
And its a yes from me. Your going to boot camp well done.
This has been such an amazing journey…
Tonight I want to explain to why I had to have a word in the shell-like of the president of the united states. It simply isn’t on for him to want to whup BPs ass. So I got him on the blower and said look dude, back off. We brits won’t be lectured by you septics about oil spills. And if you whining wet liberals hadn’t banned near-shore drilling in favour of deep sea wells, none of this would have happened, bro. So, if you know what’s wise, I’d zip it and pay some respect.
Then I woke up from my dream, called the Whitehouse and slagged off BP for an hour. Well, we do need to maintain our special relationship…. don’t we?
Thank you, and have a good evening.
David, suppers ready and Mr Brown is on the telephone yet again offering advice from the unit
What should I say?
He has a medicinal head wand and seemingly unlimited access to a mobile phone and calls all the time
Could we do a Kelly on him?
Braised oxtail, glazed carrots, beans and potatoes in goose fat plus you get a gob job if to get the loon topped
Sam
that’s no way to talk about Maggie
Watching the engerland v USA on ITV on ITV HD and the engerland goal was blocked by a KIA advertisement. Did this happen on low def Telly too?
Come on USA the Engerland Goalie is a Nancy boy
digital fucked up as usual,the technology is not ready yet but the stupid got conned by the greedy,the government by business.
Hey does anyone know any good Scottish Goalkeeper jokes…No didnt think so, get it fucling up ye yasssssssss !!!!!
Because there aren’t any good Scottish goalkeepers?
And England have who exactly ??? Stick to morris dancing Nigel.
Even a one eyed Gordon Banks would have done a better job.
Another balls up, who put Alan Titmarsh in Goal?
Has Rob Green met Jonah?
CelluliteEllie’s twitter page is decorated with a picture of a Rolls Royce that is older than the one that Nye, a true-to-form Marxist, used to drive himself.
See:
“My father often told the story of Nye Bevan dressed in morning dress, being drive in his Rolls to Tetbury on a Friday pm. He would dine in the Snooty Fox/Fox and Hounds, change next day into ratcatcher tweeds and take a third class rail trip to his constituency. In the evening he would travel back to Tetbury, dress for dinner (again) and on Sunday be chauffeured back to town. The Ross on Wye story is very interesting to me, it lends a bit of credence.”
And:
“I remember Mr Bevan parking his Rolls Royce in Ross on Wye hotel garage and redressing in an ordinary suit and catching the red and white bus to Tredegar!! Was he afraid to show his wealth to the persons he represented?”
Recognise the parallel with the lot just booted out of office?
She claims to be Bevanite. Her motto, on her Twatter page, should be, “Tories help the rich, Labour help themselves.”
She talks about starting the fight-back – without even understanding why her lot lost. The fact is that she is too young to appreciate that she is supporting institutionalised hypocrisy.
Fancy a fuck, big boy?
Well, I suppose I might if you can change a quid, old gal.
50p actually, bitch.
come on england !!!
Cum On England
Carry on England
http://www.michaelyon-online.com/michael-s-dispatches/
‘Night darlings!
Sweet Dreams!
let’s tell Obama to fuck off and take his Afghan War with him
One last thought. The Afghan War was Bush/Bliar’s and Brown’s idea.
They thought it would make them look like world class leaders.
Let’s not forget that!!!
Night nell………
One last thought. Continuing the pointless Afghan War is all Cameron’s idea.
He thought it would make him look like a world class leader.
Let’s not forget that!!!
whats the sum total of the 15 quid bribe per soldier
Night nell
You mistake it. That was the last curse of gordon.
He wished England well and look where it ended!!!
nell’s the twat sticking up for Dave arselicking Obama and not standing up for Britain
and why is Dave bending over ?
just because he’s excited to visit the White House next month and doesn’t want to spoil his fun
Fuck off you useless British Pricks.
233. Ellie.
Well I think that’s about the response I would expect from ellie or edballs.
Well Done labour.
Middle England knows what you stand for now!!!
nell’s standing under dave as he takes a huge shit in her mouth and dave’s standing under Obama as he takes a huge shit in dave’s mouth
that’s where you stand now
you on message heir to blair drone
You’ve been modded.
“Your comment is awaiting moderation”. Fuck! I have to wait until the football is over.
you’ll be supporting the gary glitter pedo country where you live then tourist
I’ll fuck that Tuscan Tony as I want a holiday in Italy. Nice shoes also.
back off you fucking bitch, he’s mine.
Ladies, ladies, one at a time please.
Whats the difference between Jesus & Rob Green(The England Goalkeeper) ?
Jesus saves.
A Shrink Asks: What’s Wrong with Obama?
http://www.americanthinker.com/2010/06/a_shrink_asks_whats_wrong_with.html
Very informative and the comments link at the bottom is interesting
A woman went to the Dr
“Dr can you help me, I have 3 fannies”?
The Dr had a look, and right enough staring back at him were 3 fannies, he got some gaffer tape and taped up 2 of them
The woman said, “Will that help?”
The Dr said
“No but it will stop you getting fucked right left and centre”
Dave get on your knees an get that Purdy little mouth ready to do some praying
An don’t expect Boris to turn up with a bow an save yo white ass
Ah to be sure lifes like sailing,now and then you have to change tack,politicians never learn that
O Bummer wants Guidos site
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-20007418-38.html?tag=newsLeadStoriesArea.1
What is Twitter?
(ping) (taptaptap) K-SKRREEEEEEERRRRKKK!!! HULLO!!!
England
hahahahahahahahaha
What do you expect when David Cameron wishes the England football team “Good Luck”
A tory hoon of the highest order
Don’t you remember Gordon, all the jocks in jockanistan begged you to wish England well from your padded cell?
Been in a pub in Kirkcaldy tonite. The shouts of USA,USA,USA were deafening.
sorry chum but Dave is in power and he very publicly copied Blair with his cringeworthy “come on england!” today
it was all over the news
I’m afraid you’re wrong there pal, Brown has pre-cursed this nation for at least the next 50 years, so anything that goes wrong is down to him.
He’s right!
everything that goes wrong in America is stuill George Bush’s fault
they are all blaming Bush for the Oil spill and the economy
aren’t they ?
Jonah wished England luck and bought his kids an England sticker book. No wonder we couldn’t beat the Yanks.
You’ve been modded again.
You’ve been modded again again.
You’ve been modded again again again.
Is Ed Balls doing the modding here?
Prince sent a and he it was the most and now it will cause the house of to .Many will and few will .
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I’m thinking of going to the gulf and sucking up that oil and plastering it all over Florida
told you
http://fourwinds10.com/siterun_data/environment/pollution/news.php?q=1274767889
威力去 LabourList
我可以张贴 OK
Order mod order
Time for Mr Cameron to stand up for Britiain and tell Barack and the yanks to piss off! Get some backbone Cameron.
whiny whiny whiny why do i have such a tiny cock
Has anyone posted anything recently that got through? We’ve got some nice badges. Biting political satire.
We’d love a morrisons here, fap fap fap
What’s Morrisons? And why are they spilling oil?
watch the world cup while on guidos
https://www.espnplayer.com/espnplayer/console
Fuck off Jonty, you demented little shit.
fuck off thick as thieves you cowardly druggie nutter
Shouted the cowardly druggie nutter pikey to someone who wasn’t thick as thieves.
Jesus what a schizo.
“Jesus what a schizo.”
No.
Jesus what a deluded “I am the son of a mythical God”, fuckwit.
“It has served us well, this myth of Christ” – Pope Leo X
Was this a young Gordon Brown over in Cape Cod ?
David Cameron has backed Barack Obama in his criticism of BP over the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.
The oil firm has seen almost £50 billion wiped off its value since oil began leaking from one of its pipelines following an explosion on a gas platform in the Gulf of Mexico.
Investors say the hardline approach taken by Mr Obama – who has promised to “kick ass” over the incident – has contributed to the share price declines.
score for america and get abducted
http://theoriginalwinger.com/2010-05-30-joe-gaetjens-a-goal-a-ghost
O Bummer called Dave and bet his shit beer for our necter.
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/102815-obama-and-cameron-wager-beers-on-world-cup-showdown
my god beer no mod beer beer beer beeer
I’ve got Green fingers
Obama: GOP to blame for spill, because if I had tried to prevent it, which I didn’t, they would have stopped me
Read more at the Washington Examiner: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/beltway-confidential/Obama-GOP-to-blame-for-spill-because-if-I-had-tried-to-prevent-it-which-I-didnt-they-would-have-stopped-me-96207529.html#ixzz0qfygsPT9
ITV HD is a great service.
England scores when ITV HD screwed up, maybe ITV HD shoudlscrew up more often.
Well the footy was shit, but i am completely fucked.
So not all bad.
It is appalling that Gellard & Balls go to extremes to exploit an individual for their own selfish ends. The pair of grasping, self serving hoons deserve to be consigned to the dustbin along with the rest of their political rubbish. It is where they belong.
That is one very common looking arse.
Denim and lard, a fine match for thug Balls.
Gellard & Balls belong in a playground. These represent everything that is pathetic about Labour. Clueless, self serving, hoons. Move on Gellard & Balls, it is time for grown up politics.
Gellard & Balls belong in a playground. They represent everything that is pathetic about Labour. Clueless, self serving, hoons. Move on Gellard & Balls, it is time for grown up politics.
No, no, they have much work to do.
O Obamha tantum ergo
raw video of flotilla attack
http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/06/11/unedited-video-of-israeli-raid-posted-online/?hp
Fuck off you turd.
Fuck off you anal retentive fudge packer.
The Parasite is not so Easily Removed from the Back of the People…
M.P.s are not so tolerant of interlopers (those appointed to give the taxpayer justice) muscling in on their patch: http://eotp.org/2010/06/13/the-parasite-is-not-so-easily-removed-from-the-back-of-the-people/
Just when you thought the farce had no further to degenerate, up floats another gush of toppers.
That short Telegraph article is a classic. It’s even got a down-at-heel MP’s resort to the Omaha Ploy:
“I have been asked for a copy of my passport or birth certificate to prove my date of birth. Why that is necessary, I do not know.”
Nigel Gooding is a fucking faggot. The job should have gone to someone with guts and a nasty streak if provoked. Someone who would not think twice about dragging a snotty troffer down an alley and kicking the shit out of him. And who would that be.
and take note future employers the man is useless under pressure.
[...] Ellie (and Guido) Want #Balls4Leader Remember Ellie Gellard (pictured) launching Gordon’s manifesto? She is hoping to repeat her campaign success all [...] [...]
She had her chance when the media were looking for her at the launch but she bottled it and slunk off out the back door.
I’m backing Abbott, she brews some fine ale (and I thought Guido was backing her, too). Amused to see 50% voting for her in the Mail poll!
Phoaarrrr! What a pic!
If I ever came across her in that position I’d lift her denim skirt up. Then I’d pulll down her knickers and tell her not to move for an hour. You see, I’d have somewhere suitable to park my bike rather than leaning it up against a brick wall while I popped into the pub for a couple jars.
I wake this morning to find the head of the army has resigned, the head of civil service has resigned and head of government expenses watchdog has resigned – all because of my mistake – oh bugger!
Why did you do something wrong
yeah but, I told you I would score didn’t I??
come on Ingerland
I reckon you’ve got some Jockanese ancestry somewhere in there, Robert – you can’t keep for shit, and you f*cked England.
How you ever got near the team is a mystery to me – you weren’t even that good for the Hammers last season, despite the amount of practice you got each game!
I feel sorry for the English goalkeeper. Yes, he made a mistake and a costly one at that BUT where were the rest of the team? The first goal was scored in the 4th minute giving England how many minutes to score again? Still, as has been mentioned time and again this morning by the meeja, England drew in the first match in other world cups and went on to win. Onwards and upwards.
ah, yes, the rest of the team, well, erm, don’t know actually, but they were missing the WAGS, just like we all have this time, and they’ve only had a few days to acclimatise, the altitude hasn’t been taken into account, oh, and there’s the ball, it goes funny when kicked, and the referee was a loser, and they dropped Gasgoine and where’s Bobby Moore when you need him.
How was the pitch?
Bring back Kenneth Worstenholme !! Chiles was @@@@@@ !!
he’s lucky we are not Columbian or he would have been sprayed with bullets
He gives good head
The CIA made Rob Green drop that ball by shinning an invisible lazer in his eyes.
Dear Ellie,
Right now the corpse of labour is lying in the gutter. With Ed Balls in charge it will be flushed away down the sewer so I support his leadership bid 100%.
– Gillian Duffy
Right now the corpse of England is lying in the gutter with the Americans stepping on it on the way to the party.
Robert Green was so supset that he held his head in his hands, then he dropped it.
The Hunts sacked from the christening
What’s brown and sticky?
Florida’s coastline.
A statement on behalf of the Prime Minister
I don’t think you can lay all the blame on Rob Green for that goal going in last night.
To be fair, the ball had just left an American’s foot, it was probably covered in fucking oil.
I can tell you that the President and Prime Minister had a very convivial and friendly phone call after the match and Pres. Obama has said that there should be no PERSONAL blame attaching to the English Goalkeeper and that his comments mis-reported by the British Media principally the Daily Mail of London of “Shaft the motherfuckers !” when he telephoned the US Coach Bob Bradley earlier does not reflect any anti-British attitude on the part of the President
Cast Irons US trip has nothing to do with BP. He’s being measured up for a new collar, so he can poodle along in 12 months time when Obama tells him to pretend to help when he invades Iran, like his predecessors did with Iraq and Afghanistan. Once again Britains involvement is nothing more than PR – it’s just so the Americans won’t be all lonesome on the worlds stage and so be accused of going it alone. The BP problem only makes Cast Iron especially willing to please.
Guido waiting for you to blame England’s pathetic performance on those two Jonah’s CamiClegg, no sign of it yet.
They didn’t lose the game, so not as bad as Jonah Brown. And we are talking about England who always bluff their way through the group stages.
They ran the ad because of tech probs. Digital tell is shit.it loses packets and is prone to interference
Ode To Ellie
The working class can kiss my arse,
It shows I dine where food is fast.
It started in America !
But why did he chuck the ball into the goal, isn’t he supposed to pick it up?
That clip will be played on Question of Sport in the future
1. Did the stadium lights go out plunging the stadium in darkness just as the goalkeeper went to save the ball ?
2. Did a naked English Football Fan run across the goal mouth distracting the goalkeeper
3. Was the goalkeeper reading a text from his Mum ?
OR …None of those things ??
no he is minger finger
Univision are pulling the Hi res clips as fast as they are getting onto You tube. Those few seconds of footage must be worth a fortune as they are repeated on TV around the world and as you say QoS will make a meal of it.
Sorry i was checking out the tits on this bird in the stands
Dear Mr Fawkes this clip is owned by us at Univision please remove it or we will sue your arse off.
Dear Unibollocks
Fuck off arsehole.
Yours sincerely etc.
HELP HELP I LOST ALL MY MONEY BETTING THAT ENGLAND WOULD BEAT USA. CAN ANYONE SUB ME 100 QUID TILL NEXT WEEK?
The cheque is in the post my dear chap
I suppose beggars can’t be choosers.
How can you think about moeney when there’s a piccy of a fat girl’s arse on the screen in front of you?
Phillistine!
Moaning – that’s what you should be doing – and not about moeny.
Morning john boy!
A chemist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. “What’s wrong with him?” he asked his assistant, who replied
“He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn’t find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives.” “You fucking idiot” said the chemist “You can’t treat a cough with laxatives”
“Of course you can” the assistant replied “Look at him, he daren’t fucking cough now.”
Is it to prove to someone that hasn’t pissed her knickers – yet?
Robert Green will take over as chairman of BP on Monday.A spokesman has said that “Green is an expert at spillages and helping out America through rough times”
What’s the difference between Rob Green’s spill and BPs spill?
Robert Green has got a cap for his.
With dunce written across it.
http://www.rob-clarkson.com/duff-brewery/goofball/01.jpg
Whats this ?same ole shit from yesterday
Money is so tight just now.
When my boy asked me to buy him some chocolate,
I could only afford a Single Decker.
The name edballs4labour.org got me curious as the .org is usually a charitable extension. The site is under construction but active, as the email for ellie shows and the whois too. So is Chris Leslie Eds domain manager? Whois lists him as the registrant for the domain.
http://who.is/whois/edballs4labour.org/
Everybody should have a world cup willy.
World Cup Willy? A mascot or a sexually transmitted disease?
The stickers were a form of currency at our school for a while.
WTF !!!! Is that McDoom at 1.00 ????
Why is M* A * R * K * O* A * T * E * N* modded? did he threaten to sick the lawyers on you Guido?
I got modded for typing T*urd tappers and shit shunters
I want to attend this mans church
Testing Mark Oaten
Ellie Gellard eats da poo poo
Guess how this will effect inflation and prices
http://www.mining-journal.com/production-and-markets/deripaska-says-aluminum-plant-halts-to-cause-shortage
something else that’s pissing the yanks off.
http://www.financialpost.com/story.html?id=3086360
WAKE UP FATSO IT’S THE PM
Oh, and BTW Jonty, get back here and suck my rancid cock.
Tell O’Bumba to go fuck himself Dave, ffs. Get a grip of your cock and tell yourself that YOU’RE the man.
He doesn’t like this country Dave, stop deluding yourself that he’s our friend.
He’s a c*nt, please tell him so.
Stop being such a sappy twat.
Your forgetting one important detail in your analysis….Dave doesn’t like this country either.
John Major was the last PM who truly loved this septic aisle.
President Osama doesnt like America either
He isnt even American, even his granny said that he was born in Kenya, he wont even produce his proper birth certificate and has spent million trying to hide that fact
The Tory MP for Windsor, Mr Adam Afriye, should challenge O’Bummer to a big dick competition.
Whoever loses gets a 10 minute cock slapping from the winnner.
Nadine Dorries can referee, as she knows fuck all about anything, but i bet she knows a lot about cock.
Hear hear. What a fake.
God bless America!
I dislike it more than Dave
What happened to ‘Sunday Sleaze’ Guido? It gave me something to chunter about at the weekend.
The sleaze from Belize is going to write a book attacking Cameron:
http://blogs.notw.co.uk/politics/2010/06/lord-ashcroft-to-vent-his-spleen-exclusive.html
Cameron should have told the crook where he could stick his dirty money years ago.
Cameron did throw away landslide election. Cast iron promise! CCHQ were cautioned time and time again on this very site about dropping the ball.
Cameron’s loyalty to Lord Cashcroft was on the key factors in the disappearance of his big lead and he also played a big part in the direction of CCHQ. Cashcroft trained up the gang who couldn’t shoot straight. So I think Ashcroft should be writing a book blaming himself for the lack of a landslide.
http://www.akamai.com/html/technology/dataviz1.html
That young lady bending over there has exactly the level of credibility you’d expect from The Right Honourable Ed Balls spin doctor.
♫I’ve hungered for your touch♫
كل ما تبذلونه من الكفار سميكة
wrong place
looky here ya all. I’m a gonna oil up all the southern states soon.
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/
Fabio Capello was fuming last night after discovering 1 of the players had shit on the changing room floor,he screamed at the players “who,s shit on the floor?” Heskey put his hand up “me boss but i,m not bad in the air!”
I don’t understand this, I assume it is a football joke so don’t bother to explain. Is ‘Heskey’ a reference to Lord Hesketh, one time Tory leader in the Lords and successful Formula 1 team owner?
Heskey is a holding centre forward.
not a back bencher then
I’d love to be held by Emile Heskey!
Heskey couldn’t even score with you Mandy
I think the main thing is for Robert Green to ignore the comments and concentrate on the next game …
Besides, all these jokes will just go straight over his head.
fuck off gimpy.I missed a save you missed a landslide
Haul your arse out of bed / church please Guido and change the thread.
3 hours till F1 starts and i’m bored.
Yes indeed CP, probably the most exciting race of the season so far. I can’t wait. At least Lewis will kepp the England hopes alive unlike our 3rd world football team.
and F1 is going to make a difference,the other extreme is snail racing both are boring as fuck
Just watched the race…………..fucking brilliant!
SKWWURRRR-KKKK!!! TESTINGTESTING!!! (fluff) BIGSTEAMYTURDS!!! (scrittle) MARK OATEN!!! (preen)
Nutter News
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They are finding damage all over Downing Street where Gordon Brown stabbed at things with his pen. The sick fuck used to gouge at official papers if he did not like the truth therein. Tables have huge psycho-nutter grooves in the from violent pen abuse by the evil one-eyed c-unt from the pits of Hell.
In Britain, girls are now starting the rag at 9 (because they eat too much meat, apparently). This is good news for Lembit and Prescott.
Waxy old Tory bike, Caroline Nokes, is up to her nympho tricks again. This time she is doing man-child, James Dinsdale – a Tory councillor with a taste for freakishly hairy holes. She will be, of course, claiming for the cost of her Mrs-Ribinson-trists-with-anal, in expensive London hotels, off us poor taxpayers. What a c-unt!
They’re friends on Facebook too: all very suspect. Not sure I’d describe her as a waxy old bike though.
Sarah Tweet is going to write a book about her time in Number 10 with Jonah::
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/politics/10304579.stm
It’s called Tweet Tweet tweet
To all c unts your al c unts
to all c unts your all twats
Shame about Harriet Whoreman not standing. She could have made it a dream ticket
Which of the leadership candidates fulfill the ‘dicks, pussies, assholes’ criteria?
get a job tat you pikey drugged up mong
Liam “I still dream of being Tory leader” Fox is meeting Toilets.
http://twitter.com/Kevin_Maguire/statuses/16063898112
Ed Ball’s campaign song.
fuck off tat you dog rapist
Is this the P*aul S*taines of Guido out on a bender last night? Would explain the lack of the site update today.
http://creepingbentgrass.blogspot.com/
Maybe he had money on Rob Green being man of the match last night.
Obamha thinks BP is alky ada.
http://sparkedoff.blogspot.com/
How can he have connections with the CIA everybody knows he has connections with MI5,two bosses two messy.
a case of wait and see, sparkup may have an agenda,lets hear what guido says
twat,Green is cia
he’s accusing everyone of being C.I.A.
remember when thick as thieves said he was going to shut Guido’s site down because ‘they’ knew where he lived ?
tat’s a complete nutcase
tats cia code
http://www.novasio.com/images/chris_tat.jpg
GCHQ calling, we know where you live pal.
who gives a shit
Me me me!
Laugh, laugh – I fair pissed myself!
Incompetent hoon!
My Granny would do a better job than that and she’s been dead for many a year .
a bit like your brain,who are you chatting to?
Fuck off you nutty conspiracy theorist loon.
sez the arsehole too scared to have an identity
now now son thats no way to talk to your old dad
surely area 51 was involved in this. it usually is…?
The Evil spin doctor thinks that Rob Green’s howler last night wasn’t a disaster. He worked with the NuLabour government for 13 years so he knows total cock ups when he sees them.
http://www.alastaircampbell.org/blog.php?id=454
Good day corporate persons. Hows life in the mainstream for you?
s a u s a g e s
looks like Guido has been outed.
the yanks don’t need to clean the beaches we can do it with cillit bang
Fuck me you slow Hunts I put the Guido- CIA information on this blog years ago.
new faces need refreshing top troll
you’re talking to yourself again tat you schizo druggie nutcase
Piss off you idiot.
s a u s a g e s
there’s no point deleting the links to the story mate. it’s out there now and not going to go away.
What CamerHunt learned from ObummerHunt yesterday.
http://nannystateliberationfront.net/2010/06/12/obama-issues-executive-order-mandating-lifestyle-behavior-modification/
[...] Fortunately, assistance is available at absolutely no cost to ourselves: Guido Fawkes has started a ‘Vote for Ed Balls for Leader’ campaign. I have every confidence, given [...]
I am getting bits of information from the US that people and company’s are starting to refuse payment in paper currency and demanding gold. I did this on Ebay a few month ago to test it out and had a few offers. Has anyone heard anything,and if so is it a black market thing or because of $ collapse worries.
I don’t know which would be worse: Ed Balls or one of the Milibands. All are repellant. Labour needs a cheerleader, not a sneerleader.
pisspots
http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/8364/bonv.jpg
Went to the chemist to buy some condoms. The assisstant asked what type I wanted, coloured, ribbed, flavoured or rob green’s. I asked what the rob green’s were, she replied they are extra slippery and guaranteed not to catch anything.
is it dangerous to hold in farts?
i am afraid to drop my guts and leave poo stripes on my girlfriends egyptian cotton sheets
not matter what in footy we will never be the yanks running with their arms in the air screaming about the bogyman
http://www.meetup.com/socalmartiallawalerts/messages/boards/thread/9262641
BREAKING NEWS:
Greens gloves to be sponsored by ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter!’
fuck off tat
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/cow_tat.jpg
Guido in partnership with Labour
modded no surprise so here’s the link
http://nbyslog.blogspot.com/2010/03/guido-fawkes-libertarianand-paul.html
anonymous shit. if I was paid to troll the blogs defending Guido like you I do it too.
Wikileaks have the News of the worlds phone bug tapes.no
horses arse talks out of its arse
Alone in his hotel room last night, Rob Green decided to have a wank.
Unfortunately, he couldn’t keep hold of his cock.
#BallstoBalls! #DM4PM ! http://bit.ly/aZVQbT
they forgot to add none of the above
To be or not to be
Or were it all began to were it all ended up.
http://www.libertarian.co.uk/lapubs/polin/polin055.pdf
If you look at the picture of the “person” in a denim skirt, bending over, upside down – (I turned my laptop!), it definitely looks like a man with a five o’clock shadow!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1286272/Sarah-Brown-publish-personal-memoir-titled-black-door-figure-deal.html
No you know why she was in contact with a publisher for hours. Come on Sarah my beauty out do Joannne K!
Some were quick to warn Mrs Brown that her title may need changing as it is the same as a 1987 porn film directed by Ron Jeremy.
(Missed the above when I first read it. Surely it is going to be such a good book she would not need to engage in sharpo practise to interest Mr. JJ Smith?)
Saturday.
Seems to work for us!
O bummer was warned not to fuck with BP and the Brits. What better evidence of his place of birth than his wife saying it very clearly,it’s not Hawaii.
warned by who ?
wavy Davy the wimp???
don’t make us fucking laugh
Dave couldn’t get his head further up Obama’s arse if he used a crowbar
كل ما تبذلونه من مجموعة من المثليين
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you can’t buy gold without cash. So expect a dump of stocks when gold price dips end of June until it leaps during the rush to gold.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1286202/We-voted-fragrant-fluffy-Pain-Good.html
We voted fluffy not fragrant
Fragrant not fluffy
and always twirling twirling towards freedom
Ha ha ha
A tweet from Barack Obama about the USA soccer team
BarackObama
.Following Follow Lists
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Your lists:
Best of luck to the U.S. soccer team—you’re representing all of us at the World Cup. We’re incredibly proud of what you’ve done already.
Yo David Cameron you Hoon
After a full week or more of non-stop, blatant hyping my bogbuster of a book,
‘Pre-looed (sic) to Power’, I casually checked the Sunday Time bestsellers rankings today.
They’ve fucking put me in at number fucking 8 with hardback sales of 1,755 !!!!!
Carol McGiffin has sold more than I have; Denise Welch has too…??
You fucking morons out there !!!! You can’t ALL be the product of a Labour education, surely ???!!!
If only John Terry had lived next door to Robert Green’s missus…
I was having a wank, when all of a sudden my dick slipped out of my hand and I ended up punching myself in the balls.
I guess I pulled a ‘Rob Green’.
Is that girl as embarrassed by that photo as the Right Honourable ed balls is by the one where he was caught wearing a nazi outfit?
http://tinyurl.com/4v2xt7
fucking yank news papers are front paging they won the footy
Lord Monckton trashes the climate scammers.
http://cfact.eu/2010/06/04/climate-the-extremists-join-the-debate-at-last/
your on telly tat ,signs,with your aly hat