June 7th, 2010

Smith Institute No Longer a Charity

Touching to see that now Gordon has exited the stage his old slush fund / think-tank / charity is no more. Former Smith Institute boss Wilf Stevenson has at last got his peerage as a reward for being Brown’s long time toady. The charity which even provided a well paid berth for Balls when he first stood for election is now superfluous and has been wound up.

The name lives on as a limited company available as a think-tank-for-hire by big business; organising seminars for pharmaceutical lobbyists, government contractors, supermarket chains and other vested interests aiming to get their hands into taxpayers’ pockets. The glory days of hosting Al Gore meeting Chancellor Gordon a distant memory…


  1. 1
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Is that like a cab for hire? I can think of an ex-Royal more than willing to whore herself out for such noble Hoonwork.

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    Chalky says:


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    Peter Grimes says:

    About time the ‘charitable’ pretence was ended, although given the state of their finances, ‘not-for-profit’ seems about right.

    There are lots more to confess though! The IPPR has to be next on your hitlist, Guido, the daft, lying cluts are STILL saying that all this immigration has been good for us even though their former paymasters, us through ZaNuLieBor, have given up on that particular lie!

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    Blue Watch says:

    Feck me, Kearney ripping Darling the old Liebour Chancellor a new arse on WaTO!

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    Backwoodsman says:

    The new govt might like to have a look back at the mechanisms used for getting the taxpayer to pay for some of those cozy little meetings held at No. 11, on behalf of the Sith. And indeed , if the ‘balls’ papers’ were entirely above board !
    If they could pin something on Stevenson, he’d be bound to implicate the other two.

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    Tesco Is Shite says:

    Slightly off topic, but good to hear Alistair “Charisma” Darling on The World At One reminding us that the entire financial crisis is Cameron’s fault and nothing whatever to do with him and the one-eyed Hunt and their financial insanity. Thanks, Darling, you pathetic wanker. (Doubt if he could manage self-abuse without a diagram – Ed).

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    balls is a hoon says:

    Balls for Labour Leader I say. He is the ideal person on at least 4 counts.

    1. He’s a Hoon
    2. He is full of shit
    3. he is married to a hoon
    4. He is a fat Prescott sized hoon

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    Lord Insidious says:

    You can be sure that the Sith Empire will strike back, somehow, somewhere. May the farce be with you.

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    Anonymous says:

    Where is Brown?

    Picture please.

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    Limpdick O'Prick says:

    I’d like one of those diagrams please.

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    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:


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    Grimelord says:

    Strange comment, shouldn’t that be wankers without the question mark?

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    Oh and by the way says:

    It’s about time these BBC wallers took the Hoons to task. Perhaps it is beginning to dawn on them that their cosy existence was compromised by the crap decisions they made.

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    johnny depp gets screwed says:

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    cynic says:

    Surely now is the time for an inquyiry into whether or not it was ever a charity? If not, various offences may have been committed.

    By the way did Gordon leave that famous exercise book behind in No 10. We now owe so much the least he could do is hand in the sluxh fund to pay the interest bill for a few milliseconds

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    Backwoodsman says:

    Time for Guido to resurect the ‘Where’s gordon’ ? graphic from some time back !

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    Gonk says:

    The putrid boil will never be completely
    lanced until the BBC is sorted.
    Even now Darling is talking complete bollocks
    on the cats whisker. Had to listen to about
    2 seconds of Campbell in the car this morning before I could
    turn off and even that nearly forced me of the road.

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    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    Hasn’t he been spotted at all, anywhere? Amazing. Welcome, but amazing.

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    Mrs Duffy says:

    Why did not the Charity Commission expose it for the sham it was? Or is the Charity Commision another Labour supporting quango?

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    Census Registered Jedi says:

    The Sith always number in two.

    Master & Apprentice until the Apprentice overthrows the Master and takes an Apprentice of their own.

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    Corrupt Charity says:

    cough the backhanders where to big to turn down cough

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    Cassandrina says:

    Kearney will never change. She was soft on Darling and did the usual Naughty Toady Programme trick of appearing to want to interupt him, while allowing him to lie his way on and on and get his message across.
    It is unbelievable that this man can be questionned in such a soft manner when he is a party to national sabotage.
    Though he is not as bad as Balls, Prescott, Straw etc etc he should be pilloried and not praised as the bbc are doing.

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    Popeye says:

    Typical Labour corruption!
    I wonder why the charities commission or the police have not taken action for fraud?

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    Liar Byrne says:

    Thinking of setting up a Facebook page, ‘I don’t give a flying fuck where Gormless Brown is and the next time I see him I hope he’s in prison’.

    I suspect we could get a few million ‘friends’.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    According to a highly respected PB contributor, Broon was last sighted at a school or college in Kirkaldy, but that was a few days after the GE, other than that no recent public sightings.

    Perhaps the great feartie from Fife is in hiding from Mrs Duffy.

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    BBC are mongs says:

    I heard the news headlines at the end of the WatO. They quoted Dave Cam and then played a clip of Darling rubbishing it. Biased or what?

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    Bankers says:

    Look chaps you don’t owe anyone anything. It was us the bankers who ripped everyone off.Then we got bailed out with your money. If you fall for that cuts talk your more stupid than we thought and will make us come back and rip you more next time.

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    Baroness Houdini/Baroness Snotland says:

    Shut it, Popeye !!

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    Gideon Bilderberger Osborne says:

    Bloody good work Guido, while you are wittering on about this I am attending the Bilderberg meeting in Spain and giving away the rest of the sovereignty of the United Kingdom.
    If you keep doing diversionary propaganda for the Bilderbergers we might invite you next year.

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    Anonymous says:

    He certainly didn’t sabotage his own financial situation by “flipping” his property 4 times in 3 years.

  32. 32

    Balls is almost a conservative now isnt he? Knifing Brown and all these other Epiphanies he is having. Still a mad towt though. Hope he wins the leadership election.

    On being Posh

    Why doesnt the survey mention banking with Coutts (yes)
    owning an overseas property (yes)
    owning a flat in chelsea (yes)

    I had to mark no to most of that other shit that was for knobby pleb types

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    Bungs R Us says:

    tell them what a useless body they are, they are sweating about funding at the moment, but they do get bungs from certain charities.


  34. 34

    here we go again awaiting mod – why for fuck sake theres nothing in it you pricks

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    i give up on this site and from now on will stick to my own and snipe at you twots from there

    out of order-order

  36. 36
    Epictetus says:

    Do any readers know which politician this was?
    Criticised for being out of touch with ordinary people; not knowing how they lived or worked. He never met any ordinary people, never learnt how their lives worked, never even travelled by bus.
    Deciding to put this right on leaving the House of Commons one day he boarded the first bus to stop, saying to the driver “42 Cardigan Place please.”

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    JRand says:

    There are no exceptions, the entire Alibaba Gang of 40 Liebour Thieves and Bastards need to be forced before a Nuremberg-style Tribunal to answer for malfeasance in high office.

    There should be no pensions, no resettlements, no perks, no enoblements for any member of the defeated government, every man-jack of them is criminally complicit.

    Our great great great grandchildren will still be in debt in 3010

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    Anonymous says:

    But see what emerges from the think-tanks now:


    Let’s give tax breaks to the companies that already report profits in the billions.

    Who is this Max Wind Up guy?
    Time for some research.

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    Everybody says:

    Nobody cares.

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    Edward Balls MP(just) says:

    May I add my thanks to THe Sith Institute for paying me £89,000 for some rubbish I wrote and which they published. Took me a week, the report was cut and paste off google and remains unread. Gordon told me it was OK to defraud Sith because it was actually his money. The likes of Diageo were happy to stump after once I had arranged the 24 hours drinking thingie. Not half as corrupt as Blair taking Bernie’s£1m for tobacco ads in F1.

    You lot call us corrupt. I say SO WHAT

  42. 42
    Whistleblower says:

    Guido Fawkes says if he could go back in time to the 1980s, he “would assassinate Thatcher

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    Bungs R Us says:

    Turn it in we get modded too.

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    Macdonald's says:

    A bilderburger is served only to people in mucky boots, hard hat and scruffy, dusty clothes, and consists of:

    One giant size bap.
    Four rashers bacon, greasy.
    Two sausages, low meat content.
    Two fried eggs, runny yolks.
    Two thick slices black pudding.
    Quantity of mushrooms, fried.
    Thick slice cheese, processed.
    Tomato or Brown sauce to taste.

    Usually served with pint mug of tea, milky, eight sugars.

  46. 46
    Give me 3 Trillion says:

    and I will be rich beyond my wildest fanasy’s

  47. 47
    Give me 3 Trillion says:

    and I will be rich beyond my wildest fantasy’s

  48. 48
    Give me 3 Trillion says:

    fuck me that corrected itself without me

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    Anonymous says:

    Re point 2. He is not full of shit as it was all emptied on the Ordinary English Taxpayer as part of Nulabore policy.

  50. 50
    Alyingstare Campbell says:

    WTF !! My book has just gone half price on Amazon, which makes it about the same price per sheet as toilet paper…

  51. 51
    Gore-blimey says:

    Who can forget the cupboard tour?

  52. 52
    NuAttackDog says:

    ahh yes they popped in there to gobble down a couple of live mice each

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    Religious folk make me laugh says:

    Jesus was a pimp
    Mary was his ho
    They spent all their earnings
    Getting high on blow

    Muhammad was a paedo
    6 year old Aisha gave him a thrill
    Anyone who has a problem with that
    Peaceful Muslims will happily kill

    Gordon Brown is a Hunt
    Sarah’s his beard
    Her two sons
    Call them Mummy and Mr Weird

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    Head Lizard says:

    hmm piggybank kids,fits with piggy troughfers

  55. 55
    Lard Prescott says:

    Just nipping out for a mo Pauline. Won’t be long

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    AC1 says:

    We were sorry to see thick as thieves depart but you won’t be missed tubethumper, your posts are just a load of crap.
    Bye, don’t let the door hit your arse on the way out.

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    Balls and Co are happy to spend our money if they get back in power – http://whogoeshome.co.uk/?p=1309

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    Religious folk make me laugh says:

    J-e-s-u-s was a pimp
    Mary was his ho
    They spent all their earnings
    Getting high on blow

    Muhammad was a p-aedo
    6 year old Aisha gave him a thrill
    Anyone who has a problem with that
    Peaceful Muslims will happily k-ill

    Gordon Brown is a Hunt
    Sarah’s his beard
    Her two sons
    Call them Mummy and Mr Weird

  59. 59
    Headmaster says:

    Ah, Damien, there you are. Now, I know it’s half term, but you know you’re not allowed to play with the computers in the classrooms, so just switch it off, there’s a good chap. Oh, and while I think of it, there’s a pool of dog-sick by the gates. Be a good chap and clear it up, will you?

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    Dreadman says:


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    I’ll have three please!

  62. 62
    Sarah Twatter says:

    That’s a massive 12 out of 10 on the Bvllsit-o-meter.

  63. 63
    Apostrophe Gestapo says:

    Pity it didn’t correct the greengrocer’s apostrophe.

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    Mogli says:

    When you are lying in your own wee from rampant incontinence, I hope you’ll remember your views on immigration.

    After all who’s going to pay for the cost of looking after an alzheimers-ridden bag of bones when there are no young taxpayers left.

    Oh. sorry you are an alzheimers-ridden bag of bones

  65. 65

    and only half as absorbing

  66. 66
    Mike Hunt says:

    but not nearly as absorbent, neither is a decent read to compensate.

  67. 67

    …and if you could just give the screen and clean a wipe before you go…

  68. 68
    Sir Reginald Titbrain. says:

    Yes but the question is why. It doesn’t even tie in with the pub opening times any more.

    Have you got a tasty secretary, Guido? Someone who urgently needs attention at random times? This would be the only acceptable explanation IMHO.

  69. 69
    Mike Hunt says:

    Drat, beat me to it

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    its a very boring forum now anyway and very petty.

    oh and guido is a bottler


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    False economy says:

    Difference is that each page of your book already has shit on both sides.

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    Independence Death says:

    very strange coincidence The 1,000th American serviceman killed in Afghanistan was born on the Fourth of July

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    Alleged Posh Jock says:

    Labour charity – an oxymoron surely. They only do self interest – I live in Scotland or The (Labour Supporting) People’s Republic For The Preservation Of Former Commies Incomes, as it used to be known. It’s a shame that they have had to downsize their expectations to ripping off Local Councils rather than the nation as a whole as it has seriously reduced their opportunities for all kinds of corruption that used to be their birthright.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    You missed the word “pointlessly” out before “killed”.

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    Macdonald's says:

    Pork pies with that, sir?

  76. 76
    Independence Death says:

    Just happend.Well I never,give us the states then Guido.

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    Monkey Chops says:

    It smears rather than absorbs. Burns well though.

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    Kit says:

    That’s a bit abrupt! Work for them (who ever they are) do you? Or perhaps George Orwells’ ministry of Truth

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    Beligerents says:

    Why is it pointless they invaded a nation to pipe oil and to steal it. solution is get out and you won’t be killed by the homies

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    jesus - shill for Satan says:

    \”Here endeth the first lesson. Let us proceed to vestry to bum some kids.\”

    By the way – it is really odd how the rancid depraved perverted old tramp, Archbishop of Canterbury (get a shave you filthy c-unt), refuses to comment on the Gaza blockade. When asked, the rent boys who work in his office always reply, \”no comment.\”

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    In a gay orgy says:

    Help there is a pink ferret up my arse

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    Blinky is Outwood Deadwood says:

    He is MaCavity when all said and done!

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    i like gold says:

    i like gold

  85. 85

    Suzie Leather is head of the Charity Commission, and a friend of Sarah Brown, Gordo got her the job!!

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    Just Curious says:

    AC1 go on tell us all how much are your shares in MOSANTO worth mate?

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    I am Sick says:

    Stupid socialist parasite alert. Why on earth should anyone expect anyone else to pay for their retirement and old age medical care? What’s more, do you really expect immigrants to be a panacea? Do you even begin to understand the depth of your idiocy, 95% of all immigrants into the EU and thus the UK, are unskilled and poorly educated. Are they going to be able to sustain an already unsustainable system, bursting at the seams? God you lefties are moronic in extremis.

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    Prior to that she was head of the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority – or should we call that the shop where Sarah bought her kids in liquid form??

  89. 89

    A man goes to the doctor and says ‘Doctor doctor, I have been having a sharp pain in my neck since I voted labour in May.”

    And the doctor says ..
    “There’s no money left..”

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    Oona King says:

    Give me attention! I need attention!

  91. 91
    Harriet Hardperson says:

    I’ll be PM soon! Jack says so.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I know nothing of what you are talking about.

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    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Punches, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    Supersize me please ….ooops, the Taxpayers already have.

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    Beligerents says:

    Doctors mate

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    Umpah band says:

    blessed be the rightious

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    Imnotcomingoutmyroomyoucantmakemebrown says:

    I agree with Nick it started in America because it was the right thing to do

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    Gonk says:

    Gerald Nabarro.
    I’m terribly sorry, it looks as though I’m common.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Don’t forget to thank me for the FSA, boys. Remember I encouraged you all to let rip and let the house price bubble make you all very rich. I am still in Kirkaldy waiting for your call.

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    Henry Crun says:

    or gobble each other…

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    Trashy bastards says:

    I was in Summerfield last night and I spotted some yellow stcikers on some items. They were price reductions due to the sell by date,one was a ginsters pasty which I like so I bought it for less than half price, On the way out I saw the rest of the items with the stickers being put into a trolly by one of the shelf stackers so I asked him what he was doing.He said throwing them away.I said i’ll have them and he said I could not they had to be dumped. What a shower of spiteful wasteful bastards

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    Martin Day says:

    Says it all about the Bullingdon Boy

    The pound has fallen 3.2 percent against the dollar since Cameron took office on May 11 and the FTSE 100 Index share index has lost 4.4 percent. The benchmark 10-year government-bond yield has declined 38 basis points. As of 2:25 p.m., the pound was up 0.3 percent at $1.4491, the 10-year gilt yield was down 2 basis points at 3.49 percent and the FTSE 100 was 0.8 percent weaker at 5087.32

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    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    I got rid of most of England’s Gold Bullion. Got euros in exchange. Smart move, eh ? All done around the time I was abolishing boom and bust and ensuring that we were best placed to ride out that global recession that started in America.

    I kept unemployment lower than Europe and USA, mind you I had to fiddle the figures and massage the data so most people were blissfully unaware.

    Then we ran out of money……

    Why do they keep saying the Emperor’s got no clothes ??

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    Peterborough Eurotrash says:

    I’m sick of this country now and this town,Now that all the swans are gone if you think we are going to stay and eat rats you can forget it.

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    Special Branch says:

    We don’t watch out for him now

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ll be back.

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    Laddie says:

    all that hassle, they needn’t have bothered, it’s coming a shore courtesy of BP

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    Recyclers.com says:

    and we don’t want it

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    Sir Cum Spect says:

    If your great great great grandchildren are still alive in 3010, they will have had a bloody long life – they will be over 900!

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    AC1 says:


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    Mort says:

    and spelman bought her GM kids

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    Exactly. Bring on the cuts. It will only affect you if….


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    I am Sick says:

    That’s two “byeeee’s” just f’ck off.

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    Rum P Pumpy says:

    Ususlly with nurses, I believe.

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    Gideon Bilderberger Osborne says:

    Well done fellow Bilderbergers, keep flipping those burgers and diverting attention away from my meeting with the antidemocratic Bilderbergers in Spain.
    Just take the heat of off good old Gideon while I give away the rest of this country’s sovereignty to the bankers.
    We traitors must stick together.
    Good work fellow traitors!

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    I am Sick says:

    Whore’s promise more like.

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    Bloggers take note says:

    I don’t think you can sign a charity off untill the final accounts are submitted,expect an investigation shortly if the media keep an eye out,if not it will fade away.Bloggers take note

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    Ah gwan says:

    Draw us a picture

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    bergen says:

    It will take years to remove the placemen Nulab have embedded in the system to further their disgusting socialist creed if Cameron simply waits for their appointments to expire.He should immediately make all quangocrats reapply for their posts as a condition for continuing to receive public finance at a time of national bankruptcy.

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    Head Lizard says:

    This is interesting. EDUCATIONAL FOUNDATION OF LADY KATHERINE LEVESON named as a Smith Insitute trustee is showing overdue.And if you click it theres a history of it.


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    I have never ever required the services of a Diversity Coordinator and neither have you. They won’t be missed at all.

    Bring it on, the sooner the better. Everything else is just theft from our children.

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    JRand says:

    Its called hyperbole Sir CS, might have over done it by a few years I will admit.

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    Brilliant, a post about modding gets modded.

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    Mark Oaten says:

    I can clean that!

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    Head Lizard says:

    The trading arm of said Institute S1 Events.Looks very much like top end corporate entertainment.


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    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Cosy existence? Did Cameron make reference to cuts at Alja Beeba?

    Thought not. Dream on.

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    God says:

    sell euros fast

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Look at the Sith’s own website.

    I wonder if the IPPR is one of the 12 ‘charities’ which the CC is ‘investigating’ following complaints about political activity?

    I guess we will hear one day.

    Or not!

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    Hippy says:

    it must be after one of the Spelmans

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    Rip Van Winkle says:

    No, he’s worse.

    Darling KNEW what was happening. The other dross are probably so thick, they didn’t realise. Darling could have walked into Brown’s office and demanded, yes demanded, that HE ran the Treasury now and would run it HIS way. Failure to give him the reins would see his resignation on Brown’s desk the following morning.

    Darling could have put the economy on a half decent footing if he had any backbone whatsoever. Sadly, he too is a member of the mollusc family.

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    Peter Grimes says:


    You are quite right. All of the immigrants since 1997 are care workers come here to empty your colostomy bag. Not one of them claims benefits or has beaten a UK citizen to a council home, or worked in the black, or lied about their immigration status, or voted more than twice in the same election ……

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    Head Lizard says:

    nothing on Company house,there is for S1events global

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    Peter Grimes says:


    Of course the funds were 666 – that’s the mark of the devil, isn’t it?

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    Taxfodder says:

    Smith Institute No Longer a Charity?

    It never was a charity, its a bit like saying MP’s honest and hard working…..

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    Head Lizard says:

    we should not have to wait they work for us.

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    Fuck off, tat says:

    Fuck off, tat.

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    The thing that lives in his beard says:

    fuck off

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    Oops says:

    Oh,dear. Somebody has upset thick-as-thieves, the blog’s resident pillock.

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    Basil Brush (shot ) says:

    Don’t kill me. It wasn’t me. It was the fox that ate the baby corpses,I was just cutting through,you have the wrong fox

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    CIA - MOSSAD scum says:

    Notice how all the back-benchers in Labour are all retarded thieving filth from the unions or the public sector. None of them have every had a proper job or done anything decent in their disgusting lives. They just vote as the whips tell them and thieve much as they can. Labour back-benchers are moronic excrement with no chance of being in the government or shadow government.

    At the other end of the Labour sham party, there is Oxbridge kelptocrats pretending to be socialists. They are all CIA – MOSSAD scum who did a nice spell at Harvard, or some other US university, to train how to work for j-ew and US interests against the British people, once in power.

    Look at the evil Nazi c-unt, Balls. He went to Harvard University as a Kennedy Scholar (aka – US poodle training).

    Look ate the evil Nazi j-ew, Miliband. He went to MIT to train to act for the j-ews against Britain.

    The Labour party is sham acting against the British people. It is totally controlled by Nazi j-ews and American scum.

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    streamfisher says:

    My work is done, and now look upon my works and despair (parting shot from GB and no money Byrne), and that reminds me, everybody keeps asking the same question… where is the fucker?, over the sea to sky I suspect ( he always was).

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    John McDonnell says:

    Derrick Bird should have a post-humous pardon.
    People have their reasons.

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    Street law says:

    never sue a villain,you just end up with a cap in your arse

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    woof woof says:


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    Fuck off TaT of tubes says:

    don’t know why this got unmodded,it’s shite bin garbage

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    Von Rumpey says:

    There’s nothing else for it. I told Komrade Camerclegg today your going to have to devalue your pound like Wilson did.

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    streamfisher says:

    Just be thankful your subsequent post about modding getting modded was not, err… modded.

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    South of the M4 says:

    Except you just did.

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    Gene E Tics says:

    heres a bit of education for Monsanto’s shill AC1


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    He was speaking of Mark

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    AC1 says:

    My name’s AC1.
    I’m a cock.

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Strong source reports Gordo last spotted in a Glasgow clinic for ‘recovery’ – can anyone confirm that sighting ?

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    right fuhrer says:

    True.Eric is making a start but Cameron needs a a right fuhrer to go in and cut them out fast

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    AC1 says:

    My name’s AC1, I mistyped my last post.
    I meant to say I suck cock.

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    OK Guido, what’s going on here: modded for saying “He was spe*king of M*rk?”

    Where * = “a”

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    At least Millisperm had the decency to go to America to buy his.

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    AC1 says:

    Looks like your pump’s been blocked.

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    Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

    Oh, Mogli! How you suffer!

    Please, tell me more, my little socialist friend. Put your anguish and pain into words. Let it all out. Cameron’s going to ruin your life.. are your angry? Frightened? Helpless and hopeless? Details, please. Your long-overdue suffering and sadness sexualises me. It thrills me.

  162. 162
    Jus Askin says:

    Will somebody give that trigger happy intern moderator a good fucking kick bollocks?

  163. 163
    BBC Editor says:

    Balance, if you will, sir, the pleasure is all mine

  164. 164
    !! says:

    It’s all coming out now.the cops were following Bird all the way

  165. 165
    AC1 says:

    Very Funny Tat. Noone misses your pathetic sub-trolling.

  166. 166
    BBC Govenor says:

    no 38
    I’m sorry old chum but there’s nobody left at Shepherds Bush, we’re all going to South Africa for the soccer don’t you know. I’m taking all my family and the taxpayers are paying for my luxury accomodation, travel and match tickets although I’m rather hoping to get some golf in …

  167. 167
    Uranus, The Magician says:

    You mean diaphragm, surely?

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  169. 169
    AC1 says:

    I don’t even have share’s in Monsanto.

  170. 170
    streamfisher says:

    Who’d a thought it Mr Rumpy Pumpy, the Euro is now seen as dodgier than Sterling, it being marginally the worst of the two European Turd currencies, I promise to pay! (chortle).

  171. 171
    Nurse says:

    there, there Gordon …. we all know it’s been a difficult time for you and that your brain has seized up with the mounting pressure of office but , look, here it is, I’ve found your box of crayons

  172. 172
    AC1 says:

    Tat or another conspiracy loon can’t spell the companies names they have idiot conspiracies about.

  173. 173
    Badger is a twat says:

    Within 2 weeks of losing the election, Darling accused the Tories of “using the oldest trick in the book” by blaming their predecessors for the level of national debt. Because, obviously, it had nothing whatsoever with Labour’s reckless spending wonderful investment.

  174. 174
    Rubin Philosopher says:

    exactly right but he’s about 50% full of shit, about half in my estimation. The other 50% is all woman.

  175. 175
    Uranus, The Magician says:

    Sounds like my kind of food!

  176. 176
    Luvvie says:

    no, I can’t but can we talk about Chryl Cole now?

  177. 177
    streamfisher says:

    People like him are sorely needed in the Gulf of Mexico, get a grip BP.

  178. 178
    Head Lizard says:

    Does Cumbria have a chief constable? He seems to be hiding during all of this Bird thing.

  179. 179
    Piers Moron says:

    OH – it’s absorbent not absorbing, the syntax is important

  180. 180
    Uranus, The Magician says:

    @ Give me 3 Trillion:
    Numb-nut, the plural of “fantasy” is “fantasies”.
    So it didn’t correct it self- it mis-corrected itself.
    Bring back Grammar Schools!

  181. 181
    Uranus, The Magician says:

    Have you got a pink sock when you fart?

  182. 182
    Postcard from the Hamptons says:

    Don’t worry about me, having a wonderful time




  183. 183
    Critic says:

    but we can’t see you…!

  184. 184
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    Not exactly a million to one says:

    There was a 1 in 365 chance of that being the case.

  186. 186
    Uranus, The Magician says:

    “Share’s” is the possessive, you ignoramus!
    “Shares” is the plural.
    The number (NOT amount!) of people who do not know how to use English is depressing!

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    Earth to Martin, come in Martin says:

    I thought the FTSE was suffering because £32bn got wiped-off BP’s share price.

    Oh, wait, right.. I see what you’re saying! Cameron is really a politician by day, but at night he’s.. Evil AquaMan, swimming around the Gulf of Mexico, ripping up Transocean’s drilling platforms.

    What a bastard.

  189. 189
    leper says:

    when oh when are you going to visit us oh quite and boring one? we need your wisdom now more than ever before … please please cast yourself upon us

  190. 190
    PeaceNick says:


    you haven’t got Tony there with you by any chance? It’s just that there’s some shit going down and as ME envoy or should that be convoy ….???

  191. 191
    Im aplying 4 a job wiv ur cumpany becus.. says:

    I do hope they don’t make that sort of spelling mistake on the job applications they’ll soon have to write.

    You know, when the benefit tap gets turned off and they have to.. shudder.. seek work in the real world.

  192. 192
    Gonk says:

    Says it all about Gordy
    Decides to retire just when all the hard work he’s
    put in starts showing results. Bad luck

  193. 193
    Sarah Brown *tweet tweet* says:


  194. 194
    Jonathan says:

    Agreed – another legacy of the comprehensive education system. Using an apostrophe correctly is so simple – even someone as retarded as Ed Balls should be able to do it.

  195. 195
    windyourneckin says:

    But then it’s no longer funny!

  196. 196
    Anonymous says:

    That’s not a denial then fat Fabian?
    If you can’t refute, deflect.
    Like the use of the third person passive.

  197. 197
    Jethro's loins says:

    Give me attention, I stand to attention!

  198. 198
    Sir William Herschel says:

    What are shares?

  199. 199
    Dave Miscavige says:

    Damn you whoever got them out

  200. 200
    Jethro says:

    … and, since you asked, a most interesting number: 7 being the number of perfection and completeness, 6 (although only one number short) is its antithesis. So, if you multiply this already depraved number by itself – and then triangulate it (36+35+34+33+32+31+30…) you get this ultimately depraved number, shot-through with sixness, whichever way you look at it…

  201. 201
    Dave Miscavige says:

    If you can name 23 dates which are important then there is a 50% chance he would have been born on one of those dates.

  202. 202
    Unsworth says:

    I agree. The amount of food wasted by supermarkets is colossal. Sell-by and eat-by dates are mostly complete bollox. There’s a Co-op local store close by our country residence in Gloucestershire. It’s open till 9.00 at night. I make a point of nipping in there and picking up the excellent breakfast croissants on my post-dinner trip to the pub. They’re marked down fantastically – 10p each, from 35p. Chuck them in the oven for three minutes in the morning – and enjoy.

    And if I don’t buy them? Well they’re dumped. I guess it’s a win-win in this coming Age of Frugality.

  203. 203
    Unsworth says:


    Maybe he’s seeking some.

  204. 204
    Infanta of Castile says:

    The BBC keeps mentioning that all governments blame their predecessors.

  205. 205
    tat says:

    i wuv u daddy

  206. 206
    Peter Grimes says:

    Is that the humous which qualifies you as a toff?

  207. 207
    That's News says:

    it’s probably a legal thing. If the food is waste it would have to be taken away by a licensed carrier. And the supermarket would be given a massive fine.

    After all, with councils using kids to try to buy fireworks, cigarettes, booze, knives, etc., why not have someone pose as a shopper and take away a load of waste food?

  208. 208
    Unsworth says:

    Yep, the old H & S bollocks yet again.

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