June 7th, 2010

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View


158 Comments

  1. 1
    Nick2 says:

    So, who’s the bloke with white hair supposed to be?

  2. 2
    English John says:

    Bum Face has never had a coherent thought in it’s life. Go back to your constituency and prepare to lose.

  3. 3
    Ed Balls says:

    I agree with Nick Griffin

  4. 4
    A shot in the dark says:

    Lord Tebbit?

  5. 5
    Welcome To Londanistan says:

    Alllllllllllllahhhhhhhhh Ackbar time for morning prayers everyone

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Jawohl

    Who’s he and who’s him

  7. 7
    English John says:

    Michael Howard

  8. 8
    MP who owns two houses in the posh neighbourhoods with police protection and earns 100k+ says:

    PROPERTY IS THEFT, AS LONG AS IT IS NOT OUR PROPERTY.

    A WORLD WITH OPEN BORDERS FOR ALL, AS LONG AS THEY DON’T LIVE NEAR US.

    IMMIGRANTS ARE BETTER AND CHEAPER THAN YOU AT YOUR JOBS, BUT ONLY WE CAN RUN THE COUNTRY PROPERLY.

    ADD YOUR OWN:

  9. 9
    Doggie says:

    Yip Yip

  10. 10
  11. 11
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Looks like the candidates in the race for losers are lurching back to their roots. Adopting the policies of their sister-party, the BNP, shows both the desperation and the disconnection from reality for which the Post-Gordon Labour party is rapidly becoming famous.

  12. 12
    Hindsight makes everyone a genius says:

    I think he has realised if this country had sense and had stricter immigration policies oiks like the Millibands would not be stopping his leadership bid.

  13. 13
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Really helps to destroy Jonah and himself at one hit.

  14. 14
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Oh fuck, not again.

  15. 15
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I think that is Charles Kennedy – on the right.

  16. 16
    The bookies are basically stealing candy from babies says:

    Which tits have put money on England to win the world cup?

    Go on fess up.

  17. 17
    Mr Plum says:

    I backed Scotland

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Still shit. Ditch these rubbish cartoons.

  19. 19
    Doc Trough says:

    Bloke’s a polyp. Needs a career change. Ringpiece Merkin maybe….?

  20. 20
    For Whiter Than White Sheets says:

    Use Daz

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    the damage is now done .labour traitors to the UK.

  22. 22
    G. Brown (Ex PM, MIA) says:

    I’m backing England. In fact I’ve always been a great England supporter.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Nah, the liblabcons will do nothing to remove the millions of foreigners who shouldn’t be here. They will be removed though.

  24. 24
    Maggie's Drawers says:

    Enoch Powell is it?

  25. 25
    Maggie's Drawers says:

    Immigrants will vote for us, as long as we keep the postal vote.

  26. 26
    Mr Ned says:

    The bloke on the left is Ed Balls, not a bad caricature either. This is in response to Ed’s sudden conversion to being in favour of tight immigration rules and he claims that he warned Brown about the levels of immigration being to high.

    No idea who the bloke on the right is supposed to be.

  27. 27
    albacore says:

    This blog works on two levels: the scat humour that earns Fawkes all his revenue; and the underlying running joke.
    What joke?
    The servility of the lowly curate that declares the Lib/Lab/Con bad egg excellent in parts.

  28. 28
    Mr Ned says:

    If we win it, it will be the same way we won against Japan a week last Sunday.

    They scored all three goals and we won 2-1.

    We will fluke it!

  29. 29
    50 Calibre says:

    He’s telling porkies again. He doesn’t think.

  30. 30
    Mr Plum says:

    Quenton Crisp

  31. 31
    David Cameron PM says:

    And I put it to the British Public that yes the times ahead will be tough, you will have to dig deep and the impacts of the cuts will be enormous but we will still have plenty of money to send to the Palestians, Africans, Indians, Chinese and any other beggar and freeloader who wants a free handout.

  32. 32
    Ed balls says:

    OK give up. who is the loke on the right?

  33. 33
    Sarah Tweet says:

    Top Woodenism #2:Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful

  34. 34
    NotaSheep says:

    The rank hypocrisy of Ed Balls’ remarks about immigration has staggered me. Was this the man who was Gordon Brown’s right hand man for so many years? Was this man in the Cabinet (or around it) whilst decisions were taken that increased immigration from both within and outside the EU? Was this the man who was part of a Labour government that tried to shut down debate on immigration for so may years by insinuating that anyone discussing the matter was a racist, including Michael Howard at the 2005 general election?

    Also is Ed Balls seriously criticising the Coalition government for not doing something in one month that Labour did nothing to address in 13 years?

  35. 35
    Chinese Diplomat says:

    Frank you.

  36. 36
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Perfect Rich & Mark. Exactly right. This man Balls is a load of shit, isn’t he? Or is it this man Shit is a load of balls? Either way…

  37. 37
    Martin Day says:

    Another grim start to the week for the FTSE

    FTSE 100 5062.07down -63.93 -1.25%

    The sooner this coalition goes the better.

    They haven’t got a clue

  38. 38

    People like the ritual of “who is it?”

    Despite the fact that only the most woefully politically ignorant wouldn’t immediately infer who the bloke on the right might be even if he was wearing a burka, people like to moan that they can’t figure out who it is / complain it isn’t a photograph.

    It is important to let them vent on a Monday morning, even the ones who are pretending / actually stupid.

    Guido likes to give them what they want and knows it pays to never underestimate his audience.

  39. 39
    tat says:

    And of course,Lord Ashcroft

  40. 40
    A Labour MP says:

    The Millibands rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire. Their war to exterminate mankind had raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, in our present. Tonight

  41. 41
    Balls' latest promo says:

    Goodness knows why he thinks this awful performance makes him a Labour leader

  42. 42
    Red Rum says:

    This cartoon reminds me that it takes two chumps to perform a pantomime horse.

    I guess the real question is which one of the two is the horse’s arse?

  43. 43
    Ho Ho Ho says:

    God had a good old laugh when Gordon was in the line for talent then.

  44. 44
    Lord Charles says:

    Borrocks.

  45. 45
    The Penguin says:

    So What?

    The Penguin

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Ball’s has eyes like two pigs’ ringpieces.

  47. 47
  48. 48

    Nicolas Parsons?

  49. 49
    GWAE says:

    O/T
    Browns only cut was the next PM’s Salary

    But a nice severence pay package for Labour Ministers!

    http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international-business/Former-Labour-ministers-to-get-paid-for-losing-jobs/articleshow/6018767.cms

    “LONDON: In Britain, ministers are paid compensation even if they are booted out of office – over a 100 former Labour ministers have been named to
    receive a total of 1.2 million pounds in redundancy payments.

    Topping the list is ex-attorney general Baroness Scotland, entitled to 27,815 pounds. She is the one who got caught in a row over employing an illegal immigrant as her cleaner. Lord Peter Mandelson, the former business secretary, gets the second-highest payment despite being twice forced to resign from the cabinet over scandals. He will receive 26,589 pounds – equivalent to the average annual pay in Britain.

    Gordon Brown will get 22,000 pounds. His final package is yet to be decided because, as a former prime minister, he is technically entitled to a more ­generous scheme of an annual ‘pension’ worth half his 88,000 pounds government salary…………”

  50. 50
    relic of the past says:

    It can’t be Tebbit, because this chap is smiling.

    Sorry, Guido; it isn’t immediately apparent and we’re not pretending.

    Rich and Marks have delusions of adequacy …

  51. 51
    lolol says:

    So what’s policy wonks tell him immigration is the top thing in the public’s mind
    and this will help him be der fuhrer of the most currupt,lieing,democracy stealing,corrupt laws making,wmd lieing,high tax,job losing,two faced Liebour party,wow we do have a high flyer,what a position to hold if your two faced ,lieing,corrupt,high tax,job losing MP’s pretend to vote you in,just think the public will throw flowers at his feet in adoration of and the rise in power of this deity.

  52. 52

    There’s something of the night about the figure on the right, Is it Ann Widdecombe

  53. 53
    Longbow says:

    Leaked Attendee List of the Bilderberg Conference
    June 3-6, 2010, Hotel Dolce, Sitges, Spain

    http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=20100606&articleId=19574

    look for Mandy and our George. I tell you they are all singing from the same hyme sheet.
    With Rumpy bumby breifing Cameron this morning about what is required from the UK branch.
    Happy days ahead

  54. 54
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I would not sail across the Atlantic on the back of that!

  55. 55
    Adios nulab. says:

    Is there anybody in the labour party who is consistent? They really are the worst bunch of mediocre cretins this country has ever had as a government. Do we really care what they think now? They are out of power and hopefully for ever.

  56. 56
    trigger stan says:

    slow witted and plodding, he’ll make a perfect leader

  57. 57
    lolol says:

    I hope these redundancy payments are taxable on anything over £30,000 as it would be unfair to us slobs if the HMRC let them get away tax free,I mean all these Liebour slogans and a number of them spouting fairness.

  58. 58
    Backwoodsman says:

    Its not like the guy has had a reality by-pass , he really does think people are too stupid to remember his position during the last five years when he was in government.
    His other classic is the ‘ we lost because we didn’t communicate what we were doing’ meme – when their entire focus during their regime , was a double helping of spin and let the actualite take care of itself !

  59. 59
    Liar Byrne says:

    Fcuk me, that’s dire. Truly desperate stuff.

    Balls, you are the weakest link, goodbye.

  60. 60
    Maladroit Labour Chump ( & trainee bigot ) says:

    So am I a bigot or am I not a bigot ??

  61. 61
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    But surely Michael Howard still thinks it.

    Not what he “used to be thinking”.

  62. 62
    Sarah Twatter says:

    Piffle is Twatter-given. Be assured.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps Balls is making a play for the anti Jewish vote in Zanu, seeing as his 2 opponents are the children of Nazi era refugees.

  64. 64
    Liar Byrne says:

    There’s no money left; didn’t you get my message ??

    We’re all getting a whiff of what Liebour left in Gordon’s Poisoned Chalice.

    It’s like you, Martin. Nasty, toxic and obnoxious.

  65. 65
    Liar Byrne says:

    O/T; Nearly drove off the road this morning. Heard on the radio that Herman van Rumpuy wants to see the UK Budget before it is announced on 22nd June !!

    Thankfully, Cameron and Osborne have told him to fuck off.

  66. 66
  67. 67
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    There speaks a loser who knows he’ll never be part of a government again, no matter what the outcome of his comedy party leadership act. Loser Byrnes note, openly laughing at the incoming party having wasted all the money, will come back to haunt them for the next 2 terms at least. People thought Bigotgate was a vote costing gaff – you ain’t seen nothing yet.

    Anyway, seeing as you so like questions could the Right Honourable gentleman tell us who put in a claim for £33 for poppy wreaths? As a bonus, tell us who reinforced this 2 fingered salute to those who fought wars to ensure he was thus free to so take the piss, by poncing about in a Nazi outfit?

  68. 68
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    ……and GB was hiding behind the door when humility was handed out.

  69. 69
    oldfella says:

    and it’s alan greenspan ain’t it?

  70. 70
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    “….. vent on a Monday morning”?

    Just a few weeks ago, I was venting fifty times or more a day!!!!!

  71. 71
    Liar Byrne says:

    There will be many more Damascene conversions as Liebour flip-flop around trying to ingratiate themselves with anyone who cares to listen.

    Meanwhile, I suppose I ought to apologies for leaving the Country’s finances in such a terrible state. No, I haven’t been converted to complete honesty and I don’t think I ever will be !

  72. 72
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Dave should scale these payments down to the same percentage as McBroon scaled down PMs pay before the election.

    Then he can scale it down again by the 5% that the cabinet recently took.

    That way, the recipients can rue their lack of fibre in standing up to the mad Jock.

  73. 73
  74. 74
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    It is almost certain that you have caught the mood of the public. However, do not apply for a job as a BEEB pundit as they are still in denial that a General Election ever took place.

  75. 75
    Ed says:

    Has Cameron sacked Caroline Spivman yet?

  76. 76
    snurgling says:

    I do wonder about the political capabilities/memories of some here. Maybe they are just too young. Michael Howard’s “Are you thinking what I’m thinking” election slogan was only 5 years ago.

  77. 77
    Great British Public says:

  78. 78
    AC1 says:

    Dennis Taylor?

  79. 79
    Ranting Nat says:

    O/T The twat Campbell is now on ‘Start the Week’ with Andrew Marr promoting his new book FFS!! How can this twat get so much air time? What hold has he got on the BBC? Isn’t it time that he and the rest of the unelected New Labour gentlemen were given the boot from the free publicity given by us taxpayers via the BB fucking C!!

  80. 80
    Ranting Nat says:

    You jest sir! pay back time!!!

  81. 81
    JB says:

    The whole of Andrew Marr’s BBC Radio 4 show this morning is an interview with the vile Alastair Campbell. I wonder if Campbell is concerned about the forthcominginvestigation into David Kelly’s death?

    “……the story we have been given about the ‘suicide’ of Dr Kelly doesn’t make any sense.
    Might the truth be that the outing of David Kelly’s name led not to his suicide – but to his killing?”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-1284538/Ive-long-thought-Dr-Kellys-suicide-questionable-Now-answers.html#ixzz0q9Xxth4t

  82. 82
    Dig for Victory says:

    ‘PROPERTY IS THEFT’

    Is that why socialists only drink Earl Grey?

  83. 83
    IDF commando says:

    If honest Dave had any courage and common sense he would be declaring a public inquiry into newlabours fraud and crooked behaviour, open all the books and records and all the MI5/6 recordings.

    Problem is that Dave is no better than the insane criminal he replaced, both act like they have alien reptile controller worms attached to their spinal cords.

  84. 84
    Engineer says:

    We have just won the world cup, under Paul Collingwood’s captaincy.

  85. 85
    TGF says:

    At least half of British adults have been dumbed-down and infantilised as can be seen from some of the comments on here.

  86. 86
    Slotgob says:

    He just wants to be half as rich as we are.

  87. 87
    Engineer says:

    Michael Howard in a burqa? There’s a thought to conjure with….

  88. 88
    Fully qualified Bigot (got me NVQs 'n that innit?) says:

    You are entitled to become a Bigot of the First Order the moment you start to see and say things how they really are.

    You won’t be popular though.

  89. 89
    cant hunter says:

    I was both shocked at the audacity of the BBC and Campbell, and yet not surprised at yet another of this lying, dishonourable, thuggish creep appearances on the wretched organisation. Just what is going on ? What next; Celebrity Chef; a slot on the World Cup commentating team; the/a Titchmarsh show; Building a Library for R3…

  90. 90
    Engineer says:

    True enough. Unfortunately, the cartoon doesn’t fully capture the real, vomit-inducing ugliness of the subject. The representation of Michael Howard isn’t bad, though.

  91. 91
    Bigot says:

    Go for it Guido – the neuroe nuro neerons – oh shit – the brane cells need the stimalus.

  92. 92
    lolol says:

    I agree with you 83 TGF but as you haven’t expanded the reasons why you think this and have just thrown the comment in just to get a bite ,well you have a bite please expand your reasons as some of us dumbed-down and infantilised of Guido’s windowlickers would like to know,thank you in anticipation.

  93. 93
    Alan says:

    I hear that “Burnley fan” Campbell is being considered by the BBC for a role throughout the World Cup.
    They really are taking the piss and it’s about time that the new government dealt with them.

  94. 94
    The 'Man' (sic) who ruined Britain, - and has the nerve to show his ugly face says:

    Aye! – ma talunt knaes nae end!

    Ar’ sav’d tha wuld ye ken.

    An’ nuthn’s ma fult ye un’stn.

    Ah – nus – wull tha’ be ma marnin pricky in ma botty?

    will ye nae put ya’ finga in ma botty too – like ye did wi’ tha littl’ slippy thingy?

  95. 95
    SDB says:

    Tories and Lib Dems are gunnning for Campbell.

  96. 96
    Martin Day says:

    David Cameron’s resiganation speech will be broadcast live this morning at 10-00 o’clock on Sky News

  97. 97
    Dig for Victory says:

    O/T The Tribe are showing their real thoughts and contempt for the Gentiles

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/7807535/Gaza-flotilla-attack-Israel-sorry-for-spoof-video.html

  98. 98
    Commander Koenig says:

    Professor Victor Bergman, from the first series of Space 1999?

  99. 99
    The twitterings of a loon's wife says:

    I thought this was a wind up until I checked the link………..has the woman totally gone off her trolley or is it being cooped up 24/7 with “her hero” that has finally driven her over the edge or has she been sampling Gordon’s latest medication when visiting him ?

  100. 100
    tat says:

    And the electorate who did not vote for Austerity are gunning for the Tories and Lib Dems

  101. 101
    lol says:

    You must be shitting yourself, Martin. Cameron’s going to stop your invalidity benefit and force you to work collecting trolleys at your local Netto.

  102. 102
    Willofthepeople says:

    What a self serving bastard this guy is. It’s amazing how suddenly he’s out of his job his whole attitude changes and he starts slagging off his former colleagues. I’m sure he and his wife will be feeling the pinch loosing about 300k per year in ministerial salary.
    No wonder Labour lost. Why can’t these buggers tell the truth, stick to the truth and believe in the truth?

  103. 103
    lol says:

    It’s austerity or bankruptcy. Take yer pick, fucktard!

  104. 104
    Willofthepeople says:

    That’s Ed Balls

  105. 105
    Guido Runs A Care In The Community Programme for Right Wing Morons says:

    Guido, you certainly can’t be accused of underestimating your audience.
    You do it on a daily basis.
    And I have whittled down the guy on the right to be either Lord Ashcroft or Trevor Philips.
    Do I win a T-shirt?

  106. 106
    1111 says:

    Austerity or bust. Take your pick.

  107. 107
    Up sh1t creek says:

    All hail Ed Balls, who after the kicking in the general election claims to have warned everyone that x,y,z will happen if the Labour party did not change their ways. How convincing of Ed.

    Ed however continues the lie (like many in Labour), that continuing to pour money into the public sector will secure “the recovery”, when it is only the private sector which has the ability to grow the economy, because it’s the private sector that generates wealth, not the public sector.

  108. 108
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Unite the postal votes!

  109. 109
    Engineer says:

    Labour? Truth? Where have you been?

    They don’t know the word; they certainly don’t know it’s meaning.

  110. 110
    AC1 says:

    So why is immigration so high??

    It’s because it’s so subsidised by idiocies like the “welfare” state and the NHS.

    Cut down those, tax land not work and give British Citizens (not foreigners here) a Citizens Dividend and you’ll see immigration change to a positive, not a negative for the country.

  111. 111
    Comical Al, eminent Noo_Lie_Bore apologist, polemicist, essayist, ‘n git, critiquing the broadcast says:

    Jus fuckin’ well shut yer fuckin’ face yer fuckin’ stoopid fuckas. Fuckin’ well lern some fuckin’ respect fer a fuckin’ important fuckin’ bloke wot ran this fuckin’ country fer fuckin’ years – and told the fuckin’ fuckers wot ter do ‘n that.

    Jus fuckin’ well fuck off will yer!

    I fuckin’ well rite fuckin’ books ‘n fuckin’ stuff yer know!

    I’m fuckin’ well gonna be on fuckin’ HIGNIFY one fuckin’ day too!

  112. 112
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I wonder how they cope in the Norwegian city of Hammerfest, the most northern city in the world, where night can last a little longer than 62 days.

    Do they get a “morning prayer” craving?

  113. 113
    Jack says:

    And keep Hatty out of them.

    They’re always in a mess the morning after.

  114. 114
    Nick2 says:

    OK, I do remember it now. But it was a lousy slogan & instantly forgettable, which is why I did.

  115. 115
    Quislings says:

    Our glorious political class; in Britain, but certainly not part of it.

  116. 116
    Tony Blair says:

    Criticising immigrants is wacist, but lying about them having WMD and then bombing their country and killing 100,000 of them is “making the big important decisions” and “the right thing to do.”

  117. 117
    Mike Hunt says:

    And they air-freighted a van all the way from the UK to SA when they could have hired one locally.

  118. 118
    Dancing Master says:

    What next?

    Dancing the Tyburn Jig wiv Phoney and the Scottish Loon?

  119. 119
    LOL @ Epic Fail Ed Balls says:

    Of the corker of a Vote Lib Dem instead of us meme

  120. 120
    Dig for Victory says:

    Whilst over on Labour List this video is shown as evidence of Balls’ greatness! With the comment;

    ‘Thanks for putting up those videos.
    They show Ed Balls making valid points with confidence and humour, and a self-deprecating touch (“I don’t know the answers myself”). A side to him I didn’t know before.
    These should provide a corrective to the cheap personal jibes against him (blinky, etc).’

  121. 121
    Next stop, Holland says:

    Apparently, Cameron will announce tomorrow that he’s turning off the benefit tap.

    That ought to see Heathrow’s departure lounge choked to capacity from tomorrow afternoon onwards.

  122. 122
    AC1 says:

    Marxism fails everywhere it’s tried.

    Maybe you should look into Dunning Kruger?

  123. 123
    Quislings says:

    Immigration is kept at nation smashing levels because all three parties want it that way.

    Narrow, selfish, short-term political/commercial interests guarantee this country will be terminally fucked in the long run. A living-breathing nation wrecked for nothing more than ideology and profit.

  124. 124
    Father Abraham says:

    but all that the Gold I invested in at $550 is doing rather nicely thank you very much.

  125. 125
    Labour Governments ALWAYS end in failure and national debt says:

    Martin…get on script…the Labour Party(apart from Brown)wanted to lose the election because they knew the mess that he’d made of the public finances and it needed to be sorted out.They were too shit scared to actually tell the electorate the truth…Brown had spent ALL the money..”Saving the World” with little to show for it apart from national debt and failure

  126. 126
    Mad Hattie Harman's Parasite Party says:

    It was the right thing to do.

  127. 127
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    No-one likes a loser, Ed.

  128. 128
    What the f**k? says:

    Who are either of them?

    My guess is it’s Ken Clarke on the left and Vince Cable on the right, but hard to tell (and that doesn’t make sense).

    Could we have name bades in future, please?

  129. 129
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Never mind that! If one is a morning constitutionalist (a la Urban Dic), then 62 days is going to be hell on earth.

  130. 130
    Cheese Lover says:

    What ‘world cup’?

  131. 131
    Cassandrina says:

    This morning the bbc radio 4 Toady Programme had an interview with the previous Canadian finance chief (who was later Premier) and who saw them through their last deficit chasm.
    Strange they did not mention that Canada is now the first G8 nation to increase its interest rate – still dedending the old corrupt regime?
    Also their one dimensional leading questions got them the answer they wanted – that it took Canada four years, public service employees were cut by about 10%, and this affected front line services.
    Balls Broadcasting Corporation never properly question corrupt incompetents like Balls on their constant u-turns. Talk about 5th column and Quislings in public service – the bbc needs Stalinist tactics to remove the cockroaches on radio 4.

  132. 132
    Mad Hattie Harman's Parasite Party says:

    Marxism most definitely does not fail.

    How quickly you forget that in the course of 13 years, My Party (mostly the women in it) brought Utopia to these shores. We achieved every one of our 1997 election manifesto commitments. No crime, brilliant education, full employment, NHS dentists for all, an ethical foreign policy. British jobs for British workers.

    Everyone was happy.

    But then the pig-ignorant public voted us out, and look at the state of Britain now, four weeks later, under the so-called governance of the do-nothing Tories. I mean, have you seen the size of their budget deficit, FFS?

  133. 133
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    One guesses the one on the left is the bollockular one!

  134. 134
    Sir Keith Joseph's Preserved Pulsing Head says:

    Hold on a minute… Just want to be certain I’ve got this…..
    So talent is God given -right?

    So all those people who rise to the top of society and suceed – got nothing at all to do with parents who can play the school catchment area system or who can pay for their kids to go to schools like Eton?
    Those people born in poverty are there not because the system grinds them into it but because GOD gives them their place?

    I always thought as much!!!!!

    Well why did your hubby waste ALL that time and energy ( and my money) working against God’s plan?

  135. 135
    alan bread says:

    Dave’ll shit himself at the thought of coming against this sort of stuff at PMQs

  136. 136
    Anonymous says:

    “Can’t remember”

    From the likeness, are you sure it isn’t Shaka the Zulu …. or Chairman Mao

  137. 137
    Peter Grimes says:

    I guess that it is piles of shit that you dig in! Keep it up – ZaNuLieBor left Augean stables full of it!

  138. 138
    Mark Oaten says:

    You can dump it on me if you want!

  139. 139
    Jus Saying says:

    Well if shit was worth anything poor people would be born without an arsehole.

  140. 140
    Allan@Aberdeen says:

    Here is the list of Dave’s controllers, leaked from their most recent meeting in Spain. Guess who’s there?

    http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=20100606&articleId=19574

  141. 141
    MC Trougher says:

    Not very good as raps go, but someone had to try.

  142. 142
    England flags on my foreign car says:

    I’m a true England supporter as you can see by my car which was made in France/Germany/Italy/Spain/Korea.

  143. 143
    English Viking says:

    No point going to Heathrow, they’re always on strike.

  144. 144
    capt. peacock says:

    Young Mr Grace?

  145. 145
    snurgling says:

    It was bad enough that the last government would announce policies during chat shows. To have a “foreign power” expecting to have a right to a first look and then expecting to have input is even worse.

    As for the 5.80% budget increase. Why on Earth should the EU have an increase when all its members are seeking reductions in their domestic budgets? What savings or efficiencies are the EU implementing to meet the current financial situation? There is also the “small” matter of the EU’s account not being signed off by auditors. To my mind no member State should be obliged to up its contribution until such time as the accounts are duly audited.

  146. 146
    snurgling says:

    Interesting thought. If Cameron & Clegg suddenly decided to go to the Polls before September would Labour have to advance the leadeship contest or would they run with Mad Hattie? Could be a cunning plan

    If the 55% rule is in place, you might have Labour voting for the Coalition to ensure that a) their is no election before they’ve got a new leader & b) they do not have to deal with the clean up of their policies.

  147. 147
    Anonymous says:

    The guy sounds as if he stoned out his mind, his speach is so dis-jointed and he just seems unable to stand upright and in one place.

  148. 148
    WD 40 says:

    Is there a bigger Hunt in opposition than Balls? Apart from Harman. And Straw.

  149. 149
    Ballstoyoutoo says:

    And he was in charge of education. Says it all really.

  150. 150
    Ballstoyoutoo says:

    No, please. How could we stand listening to him every Wednesday at PMQs? He is even worse than the one-eyed saviour of the world. And the way he lollops all over the place is so irritating, not to mention his musty wife.

  151. 151
    Ballstoyoutoo says:

    Who was it in Labour that said there was nobody who could compete with Gorgon to be leader, and that he was the only one capable of leading them all to greatness? just before they lost the election. Was it Mad hattie or Johnson or even Balls?

  152. 152
    Ballstoyoutoo says:

    Five times a day. Don’t forget your prayer mat.

  153. 153
    Ballstoyoutoo says:

    VOTE LABOUR!

  154. 154
    Alleged Posh Jock says:

    Wisnae me !

  155. 155
    Ballstoyoutoo says:

    Well it made you lots of money to keep your old hag in bad taste, didn’t it?

  156. 156
    Alleged Posh Jock says:

    What’s Netto?

  157. 157
    Jan says:

    I didn’t know Mandy was still in power and that Georgie was in opposition.

  158. 158
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I’m a five a day man myself. Or I used to be when I had the opportunities.


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