June 3rd, 2010

Forgive and Forget

For those once great enemies, the BBC and Alastair Campbell have certainly settled their differences, and what’s more the Beeb seem almost hysterical about the launch of the latest edition of his diaries. When was the last time a book was publicised on every channel and radio station both locally and nationally with the author allowed unfettered readings and plugging?

“My voice is starting to go a bit already, having done breakfast telly and then 19 local and regional radio interviews, all in the interests of publicising a book which, if my twitter friends are anything to go by, is not in all the right places yet and has already sold out on Amazon ….”

It’s ridiculous that he is able to so brazenly use publicly funded outlets for his own commercial and political gain.


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    A J Scott says:

    It’s a disgrace. One can only hope that sales are limited to Blair, Brown (in order to chuck it at the walls) and Mrs Campbell.
    And that the rest are duly recycled into fertiliser for the Brazilian rain forests (courtesy Mandelson).

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    Cassandra King says:

    The BBC is set up perfectly for just that role, it uses its extorted cash to support its friends, free advertising and promotion that is priceless for a has been media spinner/manipulator on the make and wanting to cash in with a book.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Cui bono?

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    Mr Plum says:

    Looks like it might make a handy door stop, can’t see why anyone would bother to read it, we all know what sh1ts they all were.

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    Barnaby Todger says:

    The BBC remains the creature of the Labour Party. Surely no-one thought otherwise? The airtime given to the megashit Campbell will be repeated for thieving lying bastard after thieving lying bastard, just so long as their thieving lying bastardy is carried on in the interests of Labour. Hunts are drawn to Hunts; liars are drawn to liars; filth attracts filth.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I don’t think I’ll buy it when it is remaindered.

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    Genghiz the Kahn says:

    Did Al Beeb do any deals for Mrs T to read her memoirs on TV?

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    Anonymous says:

    C U N T !

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    Lord Palmerston says:

    “When was the last time a book was publicised on every channel and radio station both locally and nationally with the author allowed unfettered readings and plugging?”

    When the BBC went mad for the first edition of Campbell’s diaries?

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    Genghiz the Kahn says:

    Campbells book ought to be serialised on the Book at Bedtime as fiction.

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    Oh and by the way says:

    Complaint submitted. Perhaps a few more may be needed to make a point?


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    Michael Winner says:

    You’re being too kind dear.

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    Anonymouse says:

    The BBC has always gone out of its way to satisfy the demands of AC

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    Anonymouse says:

    Hang it in the smallest room in the house.

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    50 Calibre says:

    “It’s ridiculous that he is able to so brazenly use publicly funded outlets for his own commercial and political gain.”

    Quite so, but that’s what he does and who’s to put a stop to it?

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    ChrisG says:

    Healthy paycheck for readings, lectures?????


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    Genghiz the Kahn says:

    The Campbell memoirs will be published in paperback on soft, perforated, absorbent paper.

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    Bookworm says:

    It’s already half price on Amazon.

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    Genghiz the Kahn says:

    Remaindered at Hay on Wye.

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    Hyme goldNazi says:

    He deliberately lied to kill hundreds of thousand of Mu-slims (mostly children). The BBC is rancid with dirty child killing je-w-s. Of course the BBC love this Satanic trash. The BBC is dirty Nazi je-w fuck-hole. BBC filth are lower than dirty j-ew-s. They should be burned and their evil children should be burned.

    The BBC is the most evil propaganda machine for dirty child-killing je-w-s on Earth.

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    Antisthenes says:

    The BBC has become a fiefdom of the left establishment. Will this government have the courage to take them on and put the BBC house in order. I wish, would it not be refreshing to have factual balanced reporting and programs. The daily brainwashing has to stop and the fat cats have got to be ousted. Unless it is done the right are forever going to be undermined and disparaged by biased coverage. Already the BBC is probing the Coalition for any weaknesses to exploit if they cannot find them they will invent them.

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    What? You mean Campbell’s playing Glastonbury now?

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    that's not what Dave and his Lib Dem boyfriend think says:

    Mr Cameron stressed that he supported the BBC

    He said: “The BBC is an important national institution. I want to see it prosper and succeed and be a fantastic cultural asset.”

    He added that he was a “supporter of the licence fee”

    Jeremy Hunt Conservative MP, Shadow Culture Secretary

    “I believe that the BBC is a great national institution.”

    “I am proud of the BBC. I think that most British people think that we are very lucky to have a BBC and most people who aren’t British, if they don’t have a BBC, wish they did have one.”

    “I don’t see the BBC as a State broadcaster. “I think people see the BBC as operating at arms length from the government and it’s very important that it should continue to do so and that’s why we’ve said we will protect the BBC charter.”

    Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has defended the BBC, saying it’s “unique in the world and we should be proud of it” and said the trend for politicians to constantly attack it was wrong.

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    Just switched onto CBeebies and it was the bedtime hour book.

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    john in cheshire says:

    As in magnetism, like poles repel. well, the bbc and campbell are alike and they both repel; at least normal people.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I have Crossman, Healy and many others from the left, but I would not add this to my library as a free gift.

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    Do you think Dimbelby is going to let Question Time wander all over the place again or will he finally get a grip?

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    concrete pump says:

    He thinks the wankers that follow him on twitter are his friends!

    More like delusional sycophants.

    What a wanker.

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    concrete pump says:

    Do you not think re-posting the same fucking cut-n-pasted shit all the time is a bit boring?

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    No. You must be thinking of The Snivelling Shits! Their repertoire included “Terminal Stupid”/”I Can’t Come”, which takes us back a couple of pages to Simple Simon’s Blue Future.

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    Alastair Campbell says:

    My agent has greased the palm of one of those BBC tossers. How else do you think anyone gets on the BBC.

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    concrete chump says:

    because unlike your endless pussying and whining, it’s true and relevant
    and it winds up retards like you to be reminded of the truth

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    Common People says:

    I am awaiting a response to my complaint sent in saturday – campbell said his fee for appearing on QT was being donated to Labour Party – of course the BBC is independant and unbiased.

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    RavingMad says:

    don’t expect any reply because the bbc don’t do replies.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    The truth IS that your fucking apology for a party lost.

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    RavingMad says:

    with little dog motiffs on – shitting all over the place

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    RavingMad says:


    having not received a reply from my tory mp on this precise subject me thinks nothing’s gonna change, ever

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    concrete pump says:

    At the end of the day, you’re still a boring, witless c*nt.

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    Broon says:

    An important step towards privatisation and the scrapping of the license fee.

    Why doesn’t the BBC get AC to chair “Question Time”, and have Piss Morgan present “Have I got News for You?”?

    Bring it on.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Alistair Campbell = the real BBC Director General.

    Labour supporting journalist Richard Bacon had the Labour party’s Alan Johnson and Alistair Campbell on his Five Live show this afternoon.

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    Cun't remember my monglicker says:

    fuck off back to Gooberland you pathetic tourist wanker

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    concrete chump says:

    At the end of the day, either find some quotes saying Dave will scrap the BBC or shut the fuck up you whiny little pussy

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    What about a new forum called “Euthanasia Time” on which Al Beeb invites its chosen few, not the many, to vote themselves one by one into extinction. After a season of episodes, the problem should be largely solved. Viewer’s votes would count of course and AC could demonstrate to the world how popular he is. Good time to do it during a leadership contest, methinks.

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    concrete pump says:

    Bite that hook hard little fish, that’s it, keep biting.

    Looks like i’ve reeled in a retard.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Hey concrete pump! We have them all out now! Flushed like turds from the pan.

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    Jimmy says:

    It just shows what a generous and forgiving nature he has.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    90% of his followers are only there to see what he does next.

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    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    It’s a banality to say it but if by some circumstance Stalin had power for only three years it is very likely that the death and suffering of countless people would never have happened, let alone the entire shape of history in the East of Europe and even much of the Western world would have been totally different. It didn’t happen of course, I guess the Russians and others who suffered just weren’t lucky. We on the other hand might, in the aftermath of the New Labour experiment and in particular the passing of the great beast Gordon brown, count ourselves lucky. I can’t help thinking that although this country has been brought to its knees socially, politically and financially by the New labour party and others working for them, we have narrowly avoided something even worse something like the horrors of life under Stalin. Because had the scottish monster had the guts to opt for an election in his first year as the usurper PM, which he could possibly have won, we would not only now be in the dire state we are in but having been given a legitimate mandate to govern who knows what mad laws and enactments the evil maniac might have imposed on us. Yet still the elements of this oppressive regime are still in place, most notably the propaganda are of New Labour: the BBC. If just one instance of proof were needed as to their involvement with the Labour party, I would point to alistair campbell, and say how is it that the BBC allow the propagandist of this party, who hasn’t even a mandate from the electorate, to continually voice his opinions, opinions that with the (endorsement) and power of the media have the potential of shaping peoples thoughts and actions. If this disreputable and discredited individual were to belong to any other organisations other than the labour party he would probably not even be allowed in the building.

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    concrete chump says:

    “and it winds up retards like you to be reminded of the truth”

    thanks for proving me 100% correct yet again chump
    please whine some more

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    anonymous says:

    Hang on. Surely not fiction. From what I have been led to believe this is mostly about the Labour party.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Is this one of Rentoul’s questions to which the answer is, “No”

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    Thoughtmantle says:

    Campbell didn’t love the BBC but all the editors and reporters are his mates. QED

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    anonymous says:

    I actually posted this under 10.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:


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    QWERTY says:

    Alistair Campbell, please take a walk in Cumbria you fucking ginger haired fucking jock c u n t . Die you shit, die.

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    Lord Bumwatch of Bumbledon says:

    What a bum

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    concrete pump says:

    Keep biting.


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    QWERTY says:

    I’ve lost count of how many time bum boy Bacon has had his ginger haired boy friend on.

    Perhaps Guido should go on to publicise his blog?

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    concrete chump says:

    here’s something else for the pussy to whine about

    keep whining little pussy

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    I am Sick says:

    You’re either Fausty or Old Holborn, right?

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Like TaT who is in evidence below. What a wanker. Who is paying him to write this tosh now? They are a busted flush whilst their paymasters are in clover! It is hard to instance a better example of craven stupidity.

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    QWERTY says:

    The BBC is full of shit stabbers (known as the Hampstead Heath bum boys I hear), drug addicts and general useless left wing c u n t z .

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    Down wif Brown! says:

    Clegg and the Liberals are whores who will sleep with the highest bidder.

    Mandelson is the 31st person to get into bed with Clegg.

    Don’t get married to the Liberals. They’ll go and shag your worst enemy on the night before the wedding.

    Clegg is a taxi for hire!!!

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Enjoy your benefit payment whilst ye may!!!!!

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    English John says:

    Enemies! The bloody beeb and Campbell. Don’t think so. When Billy Liar was in Dooming St, Campbell controlled large sections of the media, the bloody beeb was the most spineless of all.

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    Fuckemall says:

    he reminds me of someone else who keeps appearing on the BBC and falling more to bits every time and that is Barry Moss,he has now become the voice of banning guns to clubs the fucking cretin.Why oh why Birdy didn’t you blow the sad bastards brains out when you had the chance.

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    Cun't remember my monglicker says:

    you don’t even live here you tourist twat
    looks like I’ve flushed out the gooberland retards

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    Anonymous says:

    I think it will consist of
    lots of title tatle about Brown ranting and cheating. Silence on the issues with Bair, may be used in evidence.

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    Fuckemall says:

    you just get a standard reply unless you add that you are no longer going to pay your licence then you get threatened as well.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Fuck off, TaT.

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    Cun't remember he doesn't even live here says:

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    Head Lizard says:

    dimblebore is on the same drugs as Gorden now the old fart is going senile.

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    MI5 says:

    Norman Tebbit should be appointed Chairman of the BBC…


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    Alastair Campbell is arguably the foremost political operator of our time. Along with Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and Peter Mandelson, he started the New Labour project that has changed the face of this country forever and helped to create a future fair for all.

    If you don’t believe me, why not ask the 500,000 children lifted out of poverty under New Labour. Or the same-sex couples who are now able to enter civil partnerships and adopt children. Or the working mums who have SureStart. Or the countless ordinary hard-working families who have benefited from the minimum wage, maternity pay, paternity leave, Child Tax credits.

    Or why not ask the cancer patients whose lives were saved by the Cancer Guarantee the Tories are scrapping.

    Campbell was Blair’s most trusted advisor, and a formidable political operator.

    I bet none of you who mock him on Guido’s site would dare to take him on in a live debate or a fist fight. He would pummel you into the ground and leave you whimpering and humiliated.

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    MI5 says:

    Like Mandelson…

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    concrete pump says:

    Ooh look, another repeated clip.

    Stay original, lol!

    Must go, have a tandoori king prawn jhalfrezi to consume.

    Enjoy your crumbs.

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    Cun't remember he doesn't even live here says:

    wrong yet again twat
    neither of those clips have been posted before
    enjoy your Green Liberal wet fart of a PM. ROFL!

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    concrete pump says:

    “He would pummel you into the ground and leave you whimpering and humiliated”

    Spoof post.

    Good satire.

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    David Laws says:

    A man walks into a library and says, “Hi, I understand you have a new book on Small Cocks”.

    The librarian replies, “I’m afraid it isn’t in yet”.

  81. 81

    Kevin Maguire has launched a stinging attack on the ConDem government.

    Pinocchio PM David Cameron in a political stitch-up

    David Cameron’s Eton Coup in Austerity Britain would shame a banana republic.

    The Tory toff’s shabby plot to gerrymander democracy is the dirtiest ConDem

    When Cameron talks of cutting MPs, he means axing Labour MPs.

    The House of Commons is to be rigged so he can’t easily be voted out of power. Dozens of Tory cronies will stuff a House of Lords he pretends to want elected.

    Labour’s financial link with the trade unions is to be severed so the opposition’s bankrupted.

    And he’ll stab in the back Lib Dem idiot allies by fighting electoral reform.

    The new politics preached by Cameron is the politics of the elected dictator.

    His nose should be longer than Pinocchio’s after claiming “opportunism doesn’t work”. Because opportunism’s worked for the Cons and the Dems.

    The coalition of the unprincipled’s sleazy deal was dressed up as a Queen’s Speech.

    But behind the official-speak the Cameron script stinks of hypocrisy. It’s crumbs from a rich man’s table when voters may sack an MP by a simple majority. And Cameron squats in No 10, a 55% padlock on the gates to Downing Street.

    The lost jobs, abandoned student places and abolished kids’ nest eggs will be missed in the £6bn ConDem downpayment. The pain will become unbearable after June’s Budget and autumn spending cuts raise the bill.

    I accuse Cameron of many things but he’s not daft. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

    The Buller Boy knows there’s an electoral tsunami coming his way.

    He’d be swamped unless he rigs the constitution.

    Labour heroes refused to back Blair and Brown’s draconian plans to lock up terror suspects without charge for 90 then 42 days. The same MPs must make common cause with Tories who refuse to play Cameron’s nasty political game.

    And appeal to the hearts of Lib Dems deeply unhappy they’re expected to behave illiberally.

    The ConDem coalition isn’t going to disintegrate this year but it’s unstable.

    Cameron’s fighting on two fronts: economic and political.

    He’s on dodgy ground with both.

    So please, spare us the high-minded Tory lectures.

    You’ve been rumbled, Buller Boy.

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    Head Lizard says:

    I missed this, maybe you did too.


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    Kevin Magwire has launched a stinging attack on the ConDem government.

    Pinocchio PM David Cameron in a political stitch-up

    David Cameron’s Eton Coup in Austerity Britain would shame a banana republic.

    The Tory toff’s shabby plot to gerrymander democracy is the dirtiest ConDem

    When Cameron talks of cutting MPs, he means axing Labour MPs.

    The House of Commons is to be rigged so he can’t easily be voted out of power. Dozens of Tory cronies will stuff a House of Lords he pretends to want elected.

    Labour’s financial link with the trade unions is to be severed so the opposition’s bankr_upted.

    And he’ll stab in the back Lib Dem idiot allies by fighting electoral reform.

    The new politics preached by Cameron is the politics of the elected dictator.

    His nose should be longer than Pinocchio’s after claiming “opportunism doesn’t work”. Because opportunism’s worked for the Cons and the Dems.

    The coalition of the unprincipled’s sleazy deal was dressed up as a Queen’s Speech.

    But behind the official-speak the Cameron script stinks of hypocrisy. It’s crumbs from a rich man’s table when voters may sack an MP by a simple majority. And Cameron squats in No 10, a 55% padlock on the gates to Downing Street.

    The lost jobs, abandoned student places and abolished kids’ nest eggs will be missed in the £6bn ConDem downpayment. The pain will become unbearable after June’s Budget and autumn spending cuts raise the bill.

    I accuse Cameron of many things but he’s not daft. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

    The Buller Boy knows there’s an electoral tsunami coming his way.

    He’d be swamped unless he rigs the constitution.

    Labour heroes refused to back Blair and Brown’s draconian plans to lock up terror suspects without charge for 90 then 42 days. The same MPs must make common cause with Tories who refuse to play Cameron’s nasty political game.

    And appeal to the hearts of Lib Dems deeply unhappy they’re expected to behave illiberally.

    The ConDem coalition isn’t going to disintegrate this year but it’s unstable.

    Cameron’s fighting on two fronts: economic and political.

    He’s on dodgy ground with both.

    So please, spare us the high-minded Tory lectures.

    You’ve been rumbled, Buller Boy.


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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Bon appetit! That’s funny concrete pump! I’m just settling down to an Indian meal on the shores of the Adriatic, myself. More difficult to get here but we manage.

    It appears to annoy TaT that I do not live in the UK. He knows you can’t get benefit abroad as easily. Too bad……

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    Warcriminals R' Us says:

    there will be no forgiveness for a warcriminal who hounded David Kelly to his death

    he’d better pray his book sells enough to keep him supplied with bodyguards and a secure mansion for the rest of his days as he lives them out as a social pariah

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    Even Adam Boulton, who’s no shrinking violet, was humiliated by Alastair Campbell. Top Civil Servants and Ministers were scared of him.

    Are you seriously suggesting he isn’t a political hardman?

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    Please take you disgusting ra_cist sentiment elsewhere.

    You’re not welcome on this blog any more.

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    I am Sick says:

    That’s because the Tories are part of the left wing establishment. Their job is to neuter the legitimate right wing and emasculate it.

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    Knuck says:

    Your judging him from your bitch point of view. I’d break his jaw with one dig

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Sorry. Haven’t got time to read this shit.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    530% return in a few minutes. I’d accept that!

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    concrete pump says:

    “Are you seriously suggesting he isn’t a political hardman”.

    Yes, absolutely, the bloke’s a fucking pussy in an ill fitting suit.

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    Fort Walls says:

    Fuck off troll theres nothing to gain here.

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    Engineer says:

    Ah – I see – you mean that Guido has a generous and forgiving nature for mentioning the ex-tabloid journalist, pornographer and self-confessed liar Alistair Campbell.

    You could be right. Most people just want Campbell to disappear back down the sewer he emerged from all those years ago. His contribution to public life has been wholly negative; he has demeaned the body politic, devalued government communication and debased himself. Public life and British politics will be greatly improved when he finally disappears for ever, leaving only a bad smell and a small quantity of pre-printed toilet paper.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    So Fabianism is about the triumph of force over argument. Thank you for that confirmation. Wonder what Frank Podmore would have made of it?

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    HenryV says:

    He will be DG before the decades out.

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    Plenty of people who would beat all of them to a pulp for their illegal War and sending their sons and daughters to their deaths just because the top of New Labour wanted to suck Bush’s cock

    Under New Labour inequality got worse not better

    You are just the same as the partisan brainless scum who post on here in blind support of the Twat Wavy Davy

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    Cockney Geezer says:

    Journalism is dead at the BBC, all you get now is formulaic clip together Beeb speak from interchangeable news readers and presenters. 24 hour news presenting is so boring that it will only ever attract dull career minded types. It must be purgatory on the hamster wheel waiting for the far off day when the fat BBC pension finally arrives.

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    HenryV says:

    You can’t quote the Daily Mirror. It is like using Wikipedia for uni’ research papers.

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    so why did he get other people to do the dirty work on David Kelly if he was so ‘hard’ ?

    he’s a fucking wimp scum alky happy to Lie to send others to their deaths in an illegal war

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    Grammar School Boy says:

    …or Kelvin Mackenzie!

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    Blair’s bank job worth $5m a year = “crumbs from a rich man’s table”

    Tony Blair has an almost unique blend of global experience
    Former Prime Minister Tony Blair will be paid $5m (£2.5m) a year for his post at US investment bank JP Morgan, BBC business editor Robert Peston says.
    It was first thought that Mr Blair would be paid about $1m a year for his role as a senior adviser.

    Your hero is banker scum who sucked the cock of Bush

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    Nick2 says:

    The BBC may be concentrating on Campbell for 4 reasons:

    1) They never had the courage to report how serious the Blair/Brown splits were when they were happening – now they can without fear of payback from either ‘leader’
    2) Sensational allegations = newsworthy
    3) If Cameron comes looking for them, the BBC can say that they didn’t give New Labour a ride all the time
    4) Finally, Campbell can attack the Tories (and the Lib Dems – but that’s an unfortunate by-product) and the BBC can still say that they’re not giving disproportionate air-time to Labour politicians…

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    Norman says:

    I’ll second that!

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    concrete pump says:

    I reckon it’s London m*slim.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    This evil prick must have some dirt on someone quite high at Britains Biggest Cokeusers. That’s how he did things whilst in office, even getting the evidence which would incriminate his involvement in Dr Kellys murder buried for 70 years – does it fucking say much about that in his pathetic book? http://tinyurl.com/y8gsdzd

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I should like to pay tribute to Jeff Tinnion. Former chairman of Workington and District Taxi Association who died in 2006. I knew him from his time in Liverpool.

    He was “was a founder member of LAM (Liverpool against Militant) and was a fierce and unrelenting critic of everything that [Derek] Hatton stood for and took him on head to head during debates that became part of the national news agenda.”

    He “was a personal friend of legendary manager Bill Shankly” and used to tell me many tales of Bill’s life and time.

    “His reputation as a negotiator was built not on aggression but on the quality of his arguments.” He did much work for charity.

    He must have known Derrick Bird and would have been horrified about yesterday’s happenings.

    For anyone who is interested, his obituary is here (quoted from above, but I can vouch for much of it myself):


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    Just shat my pants..where's the daily mirror? says:

    Pass me that paper please…I have some steaming shit I need to wipe from my arse crack.

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    Ever heard of the Hutton Report?

    The coroner found David Kelly’s death was a tragic suicide – nothing more.

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    Mr Plum says:

    Heard its now just in

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    Lord Hutton didn’t want to cause undue distress to his widow. Had you even considered that?

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    concrete pump says:

    Would you really soil your arse crack with the ink from the mirror?

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    13eastie says:

    I suspect you’ve never actually met your hero, though.

    I can remember being at the bar in a pub off Oxford St with a colleague a few years ago, and, upon turning around to have a look at the arsehole I had so far only heard behind me, I rapidly deduced that Campbell, as much in real life as in celebrity, was a wanker beyond redemption.

    Labour DID NOT lift children out of poverty.

    UNICEF voted the UK the worst developed country in the world in which to raise children in 2007 and the Child Poverty Action Group named Great Britain similarly one of the worst in Europe in 2009. The number of people officially in poverty in this country continues to rise.

    SureStart simply encourages irresponsible people to breed poverty-stricken offspring (with, presumably, the bizarre “upside” that some of them will become targets for gay adopters).

    Labour’s (and, by association, Campbell’s) record on child poverty is scandalous.

    Bad Al was found tongue-tied on Five Live this afternoon. What could have been the question that finally reduced him to silence, you might wonder.

    With whose name did the majority of our text correspondents associate you this afternoon?.

    The answer on his quivering lips, as in the minds of millions of listeners was, of course, Dr David Kelly.

    But the BBC has a very short memory in these days of “new politics”…

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    Bad Alastair says:

    It’s ridiculous that some nutter up in Cumbria and a Liberal poof down in Yeovil have stolen the headlines from my diaries. What is wrong with these country bumpkins?

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    Just shat my pants..where's the daily mirror? says:

    Good point. Cancel that request. I don’t want McBile’s writing anywhere near my crack.

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    concrete pump says:

    Going to ban him are you?


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    nell says:

    Hopefully the beeb will have been dismantled before the decades out. cameron has to see the light of day over this worthless biased corporation before too long.

    As for alastairc,like brown, he will have descended into manic depression and old age by the time the next decade comes along.

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    Anonymous says:

    Just like McBroon at PMQ’s.

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    Quentin says:

    “It’s ridiculous that he is able to so brazenly use publicly funded outlets for his own commercial and political gain.”
    It’s not so ridiculous. This is a common thing in television. Someone has a new product, TV station believes people would watch or listen if said person comes on, but for this to work, part of the said persons appearance(if not all of their appearance) will be dedicated to mentioning their said product. It happens ALL the time. You just need to turn on any of the talk shows, or morning TV shows to see Peter Andre and Katie Price flogging their wares. Although Alistair Campbell is equally as horrible a person, I don’t think he really deserves to be flagged out for this. If anything, it should be the practice of “plugging” in the first place. But without plugging we would never have had great TV as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWEdi4uf7Eo

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    Fort Walls says:

    bought it on amazon half price, read about 6 pages and put it back on amazon for a pound

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    I'm Alright Jack says:

    “Labour’s financial link with the trade unions is to be severed so the opposition’s bankr_upted”

    And the problem with this is….?

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    nell says:

    The 11 medical experts who worked with Norman Baker researching his book ‘THe Strange Death of Dr David Kelly’ are expected , later this year, to win a court ruling for a proper Coroner’s Inquest into Dr Kelly’s unresolved death.

    It is expected, given the evidence that they have amassed, that the outcome will be ‘unlawful killing’.

    If that happens I wonder where the public finger of blame will point for that??!

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    Nick2 says:

    My bet is London Muslim. He never lets facts get in the way of race hate.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    The Hutton Report? A better example of discredited, unbelievable whitewash it has been our misfortune to have paid for.

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    concrete pump says:

    “Lord Hutton didn’t want to cause undue distress to his widow. Had you even considered that”

    Fucking feeble.

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    Soupy campbell says:

    You could always deface it in a bookshop. If you get caught then just buy it.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:


  128. 128
    Martin Oatan says:

    not only do they shag your worst enemy, Polish boys only, the shit on them too if I remember when loses my hair that was so traumatic I had to do do doo-doos on his back

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    Fort Walls says:

    hang him from the nearest lamp post

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    barefootcontessa says:

    He’s never been mentioned all day on radio 4. I complain to BBC any time they even mention his name.

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    johnny says says:

    Campbell is the very model of a naked Emperor. The internet has undone his grip on the media. The uncorked tide of cynicism towards politicians has further eroded any power he held.

    Why is it so many unpleasant and crooked people immerse themselves in charity work? Got a guilty conscience about something? Northern Crock were big on charity. Tony Blair too. What cretins to use the poor and the disadvantaged as human shields.

  132. 132
    Lewde Grade says:

    5)My enemy’s enemy is my friend.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Completely agree what a Canute Campbell is please someone spike his drink to reveal the true inner self of the twat

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    Fort Walls says:

    give them a fighting chance, in a cage with a pitbull

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    Live & Learn says:

    Unfortunately, Campbell is a good spin doctor. That is why he survived and Brown did not. Campbell is a big player in the labour party, he has very little talent to work with though and gimmicks and sound bites are wearing a bit thin. If Divy Milibland is labour leader then Campbell will remain within the party. If not then Campbell will be supporting labour from the sidelines.

  136. 136
    Crusader says:

    not mates, lovers

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Thats too good for him torture the B for 7 days before topping him

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    13eastie says:


    Someone has actually cited Kevin Magwire [sic] without any sense of irony.

    Good work, Fabian (they call him “Fab” for short)!

    I’ll strike this off my list of things I though I’d never see…

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    nell says:

    I wonder what the dire ‘hardly a human being’ alastairc says in his diaries about his involvement with the wmd at 45 mins lie or the death of Dr David Kelly??

    I bet he doesn’t mention either, and yet they are the two outstanding things for which he will be well remembered in political history, well that and his ugly, bullying, lying personality.

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    Fort Walls says:

    and the fucking nonces like Hutton who are covering it up.

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    Low Grade says:

    Campbell is not an evil prick. Cut this alcoholic, manic depressive, suicidal serial liar and retired pornographer a little slack. The poor bastard has a low opinion of himself which borders on self hatred. He needs understanding and a little TLC.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    The best response to the telly is not to watch it. You don’t need it; 99.9% of it is utter shite; you can get your news off the web or by purchasing one of those quaint folding things made of wood-pulp. You can download stuff if it’s really worth watching or buy it on DVD. Or you could read a book, eat, drink, hold a conversation, see some friends, kiss and cuddle, mow the lawn or go for a walk. The comedy isn’t funny, the drama shows are pathetic, factual shows are shallow, sports go on and on for hours and if its not a five-minute ad break it’s a load of bloody trailers and idents. Everything that goes into the box gets mashed up, homogenised and extruded as Television, with grinning presenters, fussy graphics and that we’re-so-clever-you’re-so dumb attitude the overpaid hacks smarm all over us all the time. Junk it!

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    Dyslexsick says:

    I’ll third that!

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    Bruce says:

    You have just made my panties go wet

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    Fort Walls says:

    victims,he blackmails them with the photos of them stuck up 8 year old polish boys

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Lying about his “suicide”, making her think she could have somehow stopped it if only she’d read the signs, is LESS stressful for her than proving he was murdered????

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    Fort Walls says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tat of Fabia has gone fucking nuts

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    Call me infidel says:

    Hopefully we can all queue to rubbish his book on Amazon like we did with Draper’s load of old bollocks.

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    barefootcontessa says:

    K McG, that little cheeky chappy. Who would want to take seriously anything he says? He’s a moron. I give thanks everyday that Newlabour have gone. As to Evilali, his day will come, and I’ll give thanks everyday when he’s down and finished!

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    Confused says:

    Are you saying the weather is nice?

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    Fort Walls says:

    he had a break down = a pussy

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    Licence fee payer says:

    I am totally fed up of seeing this useless lying corrupt twat on the BBC. I do not want my licence fee used to provide an income for this washed-up fucking has-been. Who wants to listen to a depressive alcoholic spouting lies and fantasies about a government which was the most incompetent and corrupt this country has ever known. I especially don’t want to pay for the duboius privilege. Please just fuck off and die.

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    Repeat after me says:

    Amen Amen

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    nell says:


    I think we all understand the alastairc, the wannabee failed writer really well on here.

    His most enduring piece of literary work, after all that pornographic stuff, is going to be ‘The Dodgy Dossier’ – the most inventive piece of fiction he is ever likely to write!

  155. 155
    Confused says:

    my friends friends is my friend

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    cant hunter says:

    Wouldn.t it be better to phone them and ask to speak to an editor or some such. I used to do that with the wretched organisation; there used to be a censorious Irish woman taking and recording, or directing the calls (the slightest verbal indelicacy and it was ” can you moderate your language please ” ( from a BBC employee, which spouts filth night after night). There must be number somewhere.

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    Pip says:

    I don’t read articles or books written by Campbell, I will not be watching Question Time any more, Radio 5 Live is turned off if Alastair Campbell is on. It is quite easy and there is so much else to be done rather than get wound up hearing a) pointless person + b) pointless program.
    Nicky Campbell is utterly useless too – heard him this morning interviewing an African chap from the African football association – he was talking about the state of the art hotels the competing footballers would be staying – Nicky Campbell asked if the rooms had mini bars. Campbell was told that yes, the rooms would have mini bars. When he was told an hereditary king of a part of South Africa would be greeting the footballers, Campbell asked what he would be wearing and was told, after a stunned silence – “he will be wearing a suit”.
    Difference between the two Campbells – one is an evil self-inflated tosser and the other is an ignorant self-inflated tosser.

  158. 158
    barefootcontessa says:

    Don’t worry Nell, only a question of time before he goes completely off his chump.

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    Non-Working Class Peasant says:

    Which is the biggest Illuminati puppet ??

    1) Alistar Campbell
    2) Tony Blair
    3) Peter Mandelson
    4) Gordon Brown

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    John says:

    good on you for that

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    Fort Walls says:

    what a tit coming on here and promoting the Mirror and cambell.The tit is now the laughing stock of the rest of the fabians who know better than to try and convert the guidsters

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    Ebayer says:

    It will be on Ebay for a quid in a few months. Gordon Browns books where on for a penny each at one stage.

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    Anonymous says:

    Guido says ‘its ridiculous that he is able to to brazenly use publicly funded outlets for his own commecial and political gain’ – but that ‘s what he does, isn’t it: a characteristic of the whole newlabour way of operating.
    BigAl was the ‘star’ of a mental health event I attended earlier this year: his appearance was eagerly awaited by everyone (except me and a few others) because he is a ‘big name’ and when it suits him, he can play the victim/stigma card. The other side of the same coin,however, is the bully and the narcissist.
    And in the flesh, he is quite charismatic: a mixture of vulnerability and aggression, and quite physically attractive. And he knows it. So of course he’s loved by the BBC. Oh, and he signed and sold a few of his books at the event too

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    anonymous says:

    Is it possible to say I’m Contrete Pump when I’m not? Yes. In which case what is the point of this blog?

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    nell says:

    The mark of a good spin doctor is that you never become part of the news itself.

    He regularly during bliar’s tenure of no.10 ended up as the news item of the day.

    That made him a worthless spin doctor. He couldn’t even do that right!

  167. 167
    nell in wonderland says:

    And if they don’t win nelly welly what then?

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    Nash says:

    Look on the bright side -maybe he’ll make enough money to retire totally and be gone from our airwaves forever!!

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    Wavy Davey's brains are gravy says:

    The BBC seem to think Brown is still PM, that their beloved Labour are still in power.

    Dave really, really should have put the fear of God into the Beeb and crucified them from day one; gone for its throat and ripped it to bits. He bottled it, as he generally does, and he’ll regret it when the next GE comes along in.. 6 months.

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    Distraught says:

    Good on you for that I lived next door to Tommy Smith in Blundellsands a great bloke one of Shankly’s greats
    That bastard Bird what can you say about him only we hope before he shot himself he was sickened about the carnage and suffering he caused burn in hell you monster

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    nell says:

    A good spin doctor never becomes part of the news .

    During bliar’s years alastairc regularly ended up as the news item of the day.

    So he was a failed spin doctor. He couldn’t even do that right!

  172. 172
    Brown hater says:

    look on the bright side he might stop breathing very very soon

  173. 173
    Non-Working Class Peasant says:

    Are you male or female?

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    Lord Fondlebum's butler says:

    Don’t worry I have it on very good authority that His Lordship’s memoirs will be a great deal more interesting than The Thug’s second version! Buy anything penned by Campbell is beyond a joke!!

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    you must have choked down very hard on Campbells cock to swallow that piece of discredited nonsense.

    The public certainly doesn’t believe it you Warcriminal shill

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    read his old posts says:

    Don’t be so stupid it is clearly TAT he puts bee nee pee and muslims to shame with his rantings abour joos.

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    nell says:

    All the old labourites are at it, whoring it around the BBC studios trying to make a fast buck or two before their ‘star’ finally fades in the firmament!!

    prezza tonight is one of the panellists on Have I Got News For You!!!

    I wonder how much they are paying him for his unfunny, lardy, presence?!
    – shoddy ‘man’ for the shoddy beeb!!

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    Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper are secretly brother and sister says:

    I’m going to get his diaries. Whatever the abuse that comes from this will be, my reason is his book will have historical worth of the party during its 13 years in power.
    And there might be more laughs in it than you’ll find in the slew of other books that will follow.

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    nell says:

    True! But buying anything by mandy would be an even bigger joke! mandy wouldn’t know truth if it got up and bit him on the nose!

    All of these labour hasbeens were skilled at only one thing, serial lying!

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    Nash says:

    I’m sure he would win any fight but then I would look forward to suing him out of existence and giving 80% of my “winnings” to the Tories and 20% to the Lib Dems.

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    What's-her-name from Doctor Who 2 or 3 years ago says:

    Blond hair and big tits?

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    concrete pump says:


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    nell says:

    Just make sure you annotate in the margins all the places he’s lied and all the bad things he’s done that he has ommitted, which are many!

    Your grandchildren need to know what a really wicked, worthless, self-serving, war-mongering,bullying,lying, troughing bunch of idiots the labour government of 1997-2010 were!!

  184. 184
    Anonymous says:

    In a cage, on a deep swamp.

    Don’t bother with the dog.

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    Money Maker says:

    British Battle Royale

    Make it before Cowell does.

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    Jock says:

    Alastair Campbell is not a jock. A joke yes, albeit not a funny one.

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    nell says:

    He’s about as charismatic as that oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico.

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    Peter Mandelson is a poppet

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    Picture ‘spin’ competition…{repeat}

    Ian Paisley
    Neil Kinnock
    John Prescott
    Groucho Marx.

    Who’s the odd one out?

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    nell says:

    Then Norman Baker’s book which was , unlike anything alastairc has ever produced, immaculately researched and very well written, will stand as the historical record of Dr David Kelly’s death.

    What the book clearly proves, is that Dr David Kelly’s death could not have been suicide.

    So what did cause his death? And who was responsible for it?!

    That question will always remain if there is not a Coroner’s Inquest and suspicion will continue to be centred on those in government at the time of his death unless an Inquest rules differently.

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    Anonymous says:

    non working class peasant – I’m female (sorry) and Nell- actually, he is something of an ‘alpha male’ and can appear quite charming

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    yup – featuring in a latrine pit, but still being only half as interesting! (hang on, is that cherie floating next to him…..)

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    5ilurian says:


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    nell says:

    At least groucho marx was funny. Is that it?

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Thank you John for that. But the good was on Jeff. He was a good man and I miss him.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Thank you also Distraught. As with my reply to John, the praise is for Jeff and not for me.

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    Fabian Questions says:

    Is it still Fabian policy to to execute cripples ‘humanely’ with Zyklon B?

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    Non-Working Class Peasant says:

    I thought so as only a women could be over-whelmed by Alistar Campbell lounge lizard ‘charm’

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    5ilurian says:

    A frightening thought; one which may spark the writing of chilling ‘alt-future’ books.

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    I’ll ‘steal’ it from a torrent, download it then delete it without reading. Just like his last one.

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    Del Boy says:

    Au Contraire nell! He’s got the goods on everybody stored away safely. If they don’t play ball, skeletons will come out of the closet. And we’re not referring to David Laws.

  202. 202
    Alastair Campbell says:

    You can’t tell I’ve had a hair transplant can you?

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    The BBC has also gone out of its way for the last 50 years not to mention Bilderberg. Presumably this is the year the greg gives way. Can we all now cut the bullshit with the fake relationship between public, politico and MSM and get to the bottom of what the fuck is going on?!

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    Non-Working Class Peasant says:

    Have you say to Dianne Abbot.

    She’s taking questions about her bid for the leadership


    Now everyone ask her about the double standards of sending her son to £10k a year private school because she’s turned hackney into a bigger shit hole than it already was.

    Also there was a guy on this blog who had a video taken off the net by dianne abbot where the school kids are being dumbed down at the tax payers expense to sing tribute raps to her. If you’r reading this it might be worth asking her why she felt the need to try and get the video banned.

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    nell says:

    Anon sorry but you need to re-focus on a real alpha men such as (sorry some of my alpha males are a little out of date) – audi murphy who became the USA’s most decorated war combatant and then fought post traumatic stress disorder to become one of America’s most famous screen stars, or try our very own Johnson Beharry VC – very brave man . These are real, brave, alpha men!!!

    As for alastairc, he’s about as alpha male as Danny La Rue and less interesting!!!

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    final salary civil servant pensioner says:

    We’ve all been pratts over one thing or another, but Campbell has got it down to a fine art……

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    Well, maybe. Maybe not.

    What I find interesting is that in the run up to the election (several years before, in fact), political discussions on the Beeb were genuinely interesting. Now, it’s fucking lame. We have sensible arguments presented by the Coalition (which you may or may not agree with) facing off with the most pathetic, uninspired, un-thought-through and lazy reasoning coming from the few Labour hacks who dare to show their faces. The BBC could present better arguments and deconstruction of the new government than the so-called Opposition. Jesus, Labour are so fucked, it will take a miracle for them to recover. Ed Balls is their only hope.

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    nell says:

    Anon sorry but you need to re-focus on real alpha men such as audi murphy who became the USA’s most decorated war combatant in WW2 and then fought ptsd to become a famous screen star.

    Don’t forget our very own J++ohnson Beh++arry VC – very brave man . These are the real, brave, alpha men!!!

    As for alastairc, he’s about as alpha male as D++anny L+a Ru+e and less interesting!!!

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    final salary civil servant pensioner says:

    Groucho is the odd one out – the other 3 were members of the comedy club

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    nell says:

    I feel sure you meant to say ‘brain transplant’

    I’m ‘so sad’ it hasn’t worked for you!

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    Janey Cutler says:

    I will be voting Labour at the next General Election because I want a future fair for all

  212. 212
    nell says:

    Really?? I thought the other three were a surefire route to manic depression!!

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    Down with Brown! says:

    And this week presenting Have I Got News For You……..A tub of lard.

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    Fuck off Fabio, you fey, eugenicist of a mummy’s boy.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Prezza is about as funny as the Iraq War. Disgraceful!

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    yawn says:

    nell you are living in dreamland there is an unwritten gentlemans clause between passing governments not to dig up the skeletons of the past.

    Cameron will do nothing, the trail will be batted in the long grass and that will be the end of it.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Maybe we could use fat Prezza to bung up the oil spill.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Vote Labour and you will have clown running the country.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Bliar is on a higher plane of evil to the rest.

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    Wow, Fabio is a fucking denialist as well as a dick. RIP Dr Kelly. We will bring your murderers to justice, dude!

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    Anonymous says:

    Does he pay them a fee or is it just payback time for the jobs these guys have?

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    Down with Brown! says:

    BBC = Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation.

    BBC News 24 = the leftie propaganda channel.

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    JimmyC says:

    The Guardian has been brave enough to talk about them for once (check their front page), and the BBC interviewed Skelton on Radio 4’s Today Programme apparently. So it does seem like things are changing there.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Prezza lying about tax-funded loo seats. What about the mock tudor beams as well?

  225. 225
    Down with Brown! says:

    Vote Labour and you will have clowns running the country.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Hislop reminding Prescott of the public-funded love tryst. Great work, Guido, in revealing Prescott was shagging his mistress at our expense.

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    Engineer says:

    Vote Labour at the next General Election for an education system that fails to mention full stops at the end of sentences.

  228. 228
    Down with Brown! says:

    Prescott = the Nookie Monster!

  229. 229
    Peter Mandelson says:

    I’m an alpha male darling

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    QWERTY says:

    Islamic love boat

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    Anonymous says:

    Im seriously suggesting he is an unelected c unt who’s opinion is of no fucking consequence to me. Fuck him, he will should be in Jail for his part on the great deception , lying our country into a war !

  232. 232
    QWERTY says:

    Hey Fabian wank boy, do you like it up the shitter off the bagpipe playing mong then?

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    Down with Brown! says:

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    Duncan says:

    Guido! It’s education in the public interest! The public should know about Alisdair Campbell’s rise; the same way we teach school children about Hitler. Those who do not learn from their history are destined to have 13 years of mendacious Labour government.

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    What have the Fabians got planned for us says:

    Is this the Fabian Solutions you have in mind

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    QWERTY says:

    Why can’t some nutter run wild at the BBC with a shotgun for once? We’d all be cheering then.

  237. 237
    Duncan says:

    Did that say Labour members and bullies? Freudian homophone.

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    Duncan says:

    It’s a Catch-22 situation though, isn’t it? So long as he hates himself that proves he’s still sane.

  239. 239
    Down with Brown! says:

    The New Deputy Leader of UKIP


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    QWERTY says:

    Hey Fabian wank boy, what the fuck happened to our pensions? where’s our fucking gold, why do we have Muslim suicide bombers on our streets? Who gives a fuck about scummy kids off council estates anyway?

    Oh and how do we pay off the trillion pound debt hole created by the the two jock homosexuals that ran England for 13 years?

    Fuck off and die you fucking twat and take all those other left wing mong boys with you.

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    nell says:

    peter mandelson +++laugh+++

    I’ve got slugs in my greenhouse that are more alpha than you!!

    At least they were until I put my little blue pellets all over the place to get rid of them!!!

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    QWERTY says:

    Bloke who egged that fat northern mong should be knighted by Cameron.

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    What have the Fabians got planned for us says:

    # 98 “You can’t quote the Daily Mirror. It is like using Wikipedia for uni’
    research papers.”


    Better than using something akin to wiki as intelligence for taking our Country to war leading to thousands of deaths.

    Campbell for that reason you are indeed a c unt !!!!!

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    Duncan says:

    Does this mean we’ll now be shown the videos of Major and Currie at it? *shudder*

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    nell says:

    The nookie monster??!!

    You are too kind!!

    He was the classic nightmare of sexual harassment in the workplace!

    Ugly, fat, gross, incompetent,illiterate,socially inept, agressive, abusive………….

    Everything that labour is going to be remembered for!!

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    Engineer says:

    Having just watched HIGNFY, I think we can eliminate television presentation from Presclott’s list of potential future careers. Come to think of it, there can’t be much left – pie tester, perhaps? Stoat strangler?

  247. 247
    Lady Hamilton's Pussy says:

    Agreed- little Alistair is just a hyper emotional pervert. I should like to kick his little nuts until they are scrambled, but he would probably love it.

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    Cun't remember I'm a tourist monglicker says:

    Fuck off back to Gooberland you tourist moron

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    nell says:

    alastairc never rose!!!!

    He is the failed pornographic writer, the failed spin doctor, the liar who wrote the ‘Dodgy Dossier’ ( remember? 45mins wmd??!!), the shadowy character who’se role in the death of Dr David Kelly has yet to be resolved!!!!!

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    John Major's face full of Curry says:

    oh yes!

  251. 251
    nell says:

    Last gasps of a dying , troughing, government, do we think Eng.?!!

    Didn’t he look , fat, bloated, living good off our taxes??!!

    Everything that we think about the last labour government really!!

  252. 252
    yoof of de day says:

    shut up mister i know how to bum men and get women pregnant init

  253. 253
    Fort Walls says:

    sanctus sanctus

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Is that all you can come up with? Pathetic.

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    13eastie says:

    Prescott – still a disgusting, fat, ugly, stupid, hypocritical piece of shit.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Yes it is a puzzle – the one man who could prove the “intelligence” that the evil prick al campbell concocted to start a war against the nations, and UN’s, wishes, was bollocks, mysteriously “committed suicide” and the post-mortem evidence got buried for 70 years.

    Still, the BBC won’t rake over the past now, so he’ll be hosting HIGNFY before you can say “dodgy dossier”.

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    Animal says:

    Fabian, is this the same new labour that has heaped taxes on the citizens of this country, removed the presumption of innocence in law, mocked the very foundations of justice by allowing sharia to be practiced and ensured we are all the most watched and recorded country in the world?

    Is this the same new labour that believes healthcare is best served by making people tick boxes instead of treating them correctly? The same political party that refused to have a public enquiry into the hundreds of deaths at Stafford Hospital? The same party that put doctors and nurses on the dole because they had drafted in foreign medics? The same government that lied repeatedly about healthcare after driving it into a pit of massive expense for woeful results?

    Is this the same new labour that closed SureStart centres in tory constituencies, starved non-Labour areas of cash, re-drew political boundaries in their favour and introduced the monstrously corruptible postal voting scam?

    Is this the new labour that promised to make politics whiter than white, then geedily took cash from Ecclestone and many other cronies?

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    Lady Hamilton's Pussy says:

    And more slimy.

  260. 260
    Hector says:

    And Lord Stansgate plugging his book with BBC this week

  261. 261
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Repetitive shit is still shit.

  262. 262
    Poit Lawriat says:

    Same as every ex government and ex MP.
    All living off the fat of the taxpayer.
    The pendulum swings tory
    No doubt, one day it will swing back to labour.

  263. 263
    Animal says:

    So, Liebore will have to start depending on individuals giving them money instead of unions handing over money screwed out of members or paid to them by the Government in fraudulent schemes.

    Similarly, after years of moving constituency boundaries to reduce tory numbers they’re squealing that their malicious little scheme is going to be undone.

    Hopefully this new Government will remove the postal voting scam, and then we’ll see just how popular Liebore really is.

    Lovely to see once again such pathetic, class-hatred bile spilling from the keyboard of Maguire – a man who lives very comfortably while talking utter socialist nonsense.

  264. 264
    nellwatch says:

    Quite. He’s a total failure with a pension to die for, and a career in media assured.
    Where did it all go wrong?

  265. 265
    Cheech and Chong says:

    Is Dave there, man?

  266. 266
    David Laws says:

    Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the hookers said, “Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air.” The other hooker looked at her and said, “No, I just burped.”

  267. 267
    Cheech and Chong says:

    Engineers whole life is a full stop. Why do you think he lurks here like Gary Glitter at junior showtime……………………………………….

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  269. 269
    Eoin Mac Iain says:

    I forgive him for the Glencoe massacre but that is all

  270. 270
    Maggies Drawers says:

    If Campbell wants to sell his book then he needs to “sex it up”.

  271. 271
    Lard Presclott of Bulimia,Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Punches, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    Secretary shagger ??

  272. 272
    grobdj says:

    He’s a salesman. He could sell beds, or suites for SCS, or three-year warranties in Currys

    He found a niche in selling lies for Blair, now he’s moving into manufacturing

  273. 273
    Eoin Mac Iain says:

    Just sa wthis 1 Apr 2010 … The 48-year-old introduced a Countryside Alliance guest on his breakfast show and called him ‘pro-c**ting’, instead of ‘pro-hunting’.

    Was it for real?

  274. 274

    Groucho Marx

    All the others pledged they would never join an exclusive, privileged elitist club, but then did.

    Groucho pleaded to join an exclusive club and was refused. Then when the club finally said they would have him, he replied, if they would let him in, he wouldn’t want to be a member.

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    Greychatter says:

    How much of his royalties will he be paying to the Government to help reduce the deficit he and his cronies created.

  276. 276
    Alyingstare Campbell says:

    Be fair, there are 784 pages of mendacity, spin, hyperbole and total, utter bollocks there. All for £12.50 !

    FFS, please buy it. I want to be as rich as Tony and I need another thirty million quid to get there.

  277. 277
    Maggies Drawers says:

    Scots are not a race. There are black Scots, white Scots, Asian Scots and lots of ginger Scots, so which race are you referring to?

    I think you probably mean xenophobic not racist but playing the racist accusation is so knee-jerk typical of the left wing fascists when faced with a perfectly reasonable argument they don’t like. Such as Campbell is a fuckling ginger haired jock c­unt. The only thing I would question is whether he is a true ginger.

  278. 278
    Eoin Mac Iain says:

    When you shine a lightin one ear it does not travel unimpeded to the other side

  279. 279
    Eoin Mac Iain says:

    Remember to ask for a discount owing to the defacement

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Kelvin Mac giving Matthew Parris a kicking over David Laws.

  281. 281
    Maggies Drawers says:

    Toilets Maguire is a surcialist geordie twat. Who the fuck reads his shit?

  282. 282

    Great idea for a book.
    The PM does a deal for future cash and positions and promises the President he will take the UK to war regardless. A scientist discovers there are no WMD so the scientist is killed .. well you know the rest

  283. 283
    Trey Stone says:

    some of the time was spent high on “blach”, sucking on each others’ “jaggons”, and sticking their fingers in each others “thrushers”.

  284. 284
    Maggies Drawers says:

    The difference between Bad Al and the Gulf slick leak is that he can plug himself.

  285. 285
    Maggies Drawers says:

    Lurkers read but don’t post.

  286. 286
    Trey Stone says:

    Isn’t Ireland overrepresented by at elast 3 and Wales 8. Only some of those are LAbour seats.

  287. 287
    Mike Hunt says:

    You forgot murdering..

    Dr David Kelly?

  288. 288
    Maggies Drawers says:

    Great plot for a movie thriller. But most of our directors are too left wing do anything that would harm the Labour Party except perhaps Guy Ritchie. Just need a catchy title,

    Lock, Stock and Weapons of Mass Destruction.

    A Walk in the Woods

    Three Meddlings and a Funeral..

  289. 289
    Is it coz I is Gay ? No, it's because you are an Expenses Piggy says:

    Was Mathew Paris given his ludicrous lines from Auntie Dale ?

  290. 290
    Slotgob says:

    The World is not Enough.

  291. 291
    Tommy Chong says:

    Hey Cheech lets smoke a bowl bro

  292. 292
    Old geezer says:

    Don’t be silly, half the staff at the BBC will buy it, because they love anything that supports the Labour party. The other half can’t read.

  293. 293
    Old geezer says:

    Clegg is half right. The BBC is unique in the world. Trouble is, it’s uniquely bent.

  294. 294
    Living with the real people in NW3 says:

    Just has a look at AC’s blog…

    It is entitled… ‘Communicator – Writer – Strategist’… WANKER!

  295. 295
    Trey Stone says:

    Then get rid of your TV tuning device, only have a monitor, and watch DVDs and you owe the BEEB nothing!

  296. 296
    Head Lizard says:

    good to hear a bit of common sense from Kelvin Mc re Israel,I’ve said it before what Israel is keeping in the box in Gaza is doing most of the west a big favour.

  297. 297
    Noise says:

    The BBC may be a nice warm fuzzy establishment, but it has long championed one side of politics which happens to be in it’s best interests (as well as having most of it’s pensions invested in global warming related enterprises).

    It seems younger generations are doomed to thinking Hitler was a right-wing fascist, when in fact.. he was a left wing statist. The number of people who think Adolf was a right winger is incredible

  298. 298
    Trey Stone says:

    Is he bigger than Bono?

  299. 299
    Susie says:

    His bull which kicked him in the head knocking him out had the right idea.

  300. 300
    Old geezer says:

    The Hutton Report was not a coroners report. The Coroner was not allowed near it, in case he asked awkward questions.

  301. 301
    Anonymous says:

    reply to him before 9pm its his bedtime

  302. 302
    Susie says:

    Of course… the SSs were smashtastic!

    “Too much speed I can’t keep my eyes closed, got no respect for my nose…”

  303. 303
    notcampbell says:

    I’ll wait till it hits poundland and stock up, good slow burner for the fire

  304. 304
    Head Lizard says:

    his widow is gagged

  305. 305
    Old geezer says:

    The poor bastard has a low ipinion of himself. Thats something he has got right

  306. 306
    Old geezer says:

    Well, you can’t have two Tories on Question Time, it would spoil the balance, four against a Torie.

  307. 307
    The Electorate says:

    What a C/UNT.

  308. 308
    David Laws says:

    A boy at a muslim school walks in and says to his teacher”I left my bag on the bus”
    The teacher says”Well done A+”

  309. 309
    streamfisher says:

    Take Courage! (old beer advert).

  310. 310
    Border Terrier says:

    Robert Harris – left wing, ex Observer, former friend of Tony Blair, and all round crap writer – always get a big puff from the BBC when one of his slight books is published. Why? The guy is smug and overrated – oh yes, and a friend of Paxo.

  311. 311
    Ayn Rand -The Red Pawn says:

    Campbell is the darling of the BBC for now. The BBC needs to accept that it is institutionally and politically biased in favour of Labour. A fumigation of the labrats is inevitable within the institution. Instead of going against the grain of this inevitability, the BBC should adapt and adjust itself to a new political era and evolve naturally.

  312. 312
    Dave doe a deal with Europe to cancel all debt! says:

  313. 313

    Just invoke Article 10 of the ECHR, as made law by the ‘Human Rights’ Act, and watch them fuck off into the distance.

    If you threaten them with that defence, they miraculously back off, as a successful claim would invalidate the whole licensing system (as it does).

    They’ve got no right to enter your home, anyway, and if you so much as mention that they need a warrant they give up.

    It’s as though they’re trying to extort money from people without a legal leg to stand on…

  314. 314


    Israel is like a middle-aged child abuser claiming that their shitty childhood somehow explains their disgusting behaviour as an adult.

    If Israel wants to be taken seriously as a civilised nation, it’s time they grew up and behaved like the rest of us – otherwise, they should be treated as on Rule 43 and isolated until they are fit to rejoin the general population.

    Sanctions, isolation and financial starvation are the only answer to this shittly little rogue state – they either play by the same rules as the rest of us, or we ask them to leave the game.

    McKenzie’s usually a man whose opinions I have a lot of time for, but on Israel he is wrong, wrong, wrong.

  315. 315
    Anonymous says:

    Hey Fatty

    Your readership appears to be falling off, unlike your weight.

    You should eat a few more kosher pizzas, might help your bouyancy when you descend farting from a helicopter.

    Looks like your website is struggling to regain momentum after the formation of the coalition.

    Where is the new angle Guido? Who needs you now?

  316. 316

    Too much common sense would spoil the sport – but then again Willetts was a hell of a lot better than I expected, and I suppose the BBC still counts Parris as a Tory, albeit an acceptable one given his predilictions.

    McKenzie really got on my tits with his blind support of Israel, though – I thought he was a rational person, but what a sad c’unt he was.

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  318. 318
    Anonymous says:

    Fox News is the ideal antidote that or mass refusal to pay the licence fee.

  319. 319
    if.... says:

    Barry Moss was the best TV of the year so far.. a fucking ST*R ! Britains Got Fucking Talent… even his name is genius.

    Anyone else noticed how some of the names in this Cumbrian massacre are kinda spooky…? ie (village of ) Lamplugh, Gary Purdham is similar to Barry Prudham who was another Birdy in the 80’s that no-one mentions now and is still a bit of a mystery

  320. 320
    Sam The First says:

    Correct. People in the village who knew the Kellys are convinced he was murdered.
    A ‘diplomat’ I met socially [for diplomat read spook] confirmed he was ‘without a doubt’ murdered – his words. All the medical and other circumstantial evidence points in that direction

    High time for this disgraceful cover-up to be exposed and the culprits brought to justice
    Meanwhile, I’m surprised Norman Baker has survived – he’s done great work on this case

  321. 321
    Maggies Drawers says:

    Bad Loo Attendant

  322. 322
    Anonymous says:

    Have to agree Ape there has been times since the election when I’ve run through the whole scenario,in my head,of Labour still being in power ( shudder )and all their horrid band of stasi authoritarians and downright nasty pieces of work still pulling the levers of power (shudder).Godknows what would have been coming our way ! but I do feel,strongly,that our democrcy was on a very serious decline and probably will be again should they be re-elected (shudder)
    Its upto Dave and Nick now to make damn sure,during their time in office,they lay down foundations that will protect our freedoms from a future NuLab gov or even better still make NuLab obsolete forever and our future governments either Tory or Lib Dem.That would suit me fine.

  323. 323
    if.... says:

    correction .. Barrie Moss , plus the GP is a Barrie & Derrick with 2 R’s … !!! why has no-one mentioned any radioactive inference ? It took them 3 hours to find one man in car … Isnt there supposed to be some special police force protecting that nuclear plant? What if it had been the ‘4 Lions?’ attacking Seascale? Captain Mainwaring wouldnt have put up with this shower…

  324. 324
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like fabian soloutions is tres worried Labour may suffer an existential crisis.
    Oh dear !






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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    @ Bill Quango MP. I hope that teaches you a lesson, Bill, about the law of unintended consequences!!!

    @ Susie. Thank you for this, and all your posts, which I invariably enjoy. Now I must confess that this is the first time I have heard the SSs, so it has been an education. I could not forget a name such as theirs and thought it apposite to describe the awful AC, I imagine you might agree on this.

    I used to read Sounds but somehow never put together that Giovanni Dadamo was also a band member, or that Arthur Comix’s “isgodaman” was also them. I was very busy at the time and it got to the stage that I could only skim it for stuff, primarily so as not to miss a gig.

    As to the SS’s music itself, it is a bit too avant garde for me. My tastes go back to R&R right through the 60s but when it got to punk, I could manage the Stranglers but not the Sex Pistols, to which end of the spectrum the SSs appear to gravitate. This approach of mine may of course be justifiably dismissed as old fart syndrome …..

  326. 326
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    @ OH. What a welcome blast of fresh air from Simon Jenkins! He is so right over this.

  327. 327
    Mitch says:

    Naa!! just sell it off and sack all the “right on” chinless Tristen hunts who hoover up our tax money and produce fuck all.

  328. 328
    Cap'n Bob(Maxwell for those who have forgotten) says:

    I can vouche for Campbell – he carried out my every order and broke every journalistic code of ethics when he worked for me on the Mirror. I paid him shit but gave him a no limit booze allowance. I feel a little guilty that he abused himself and became an alcoholic before graduatiing to a self loathing manic depressive with strains of meglomania.

    I am happy to give him a reference from beyond the grave.

  329. 329
    Irony says:

    Thanks for boosting the readership

  330. 330
    I am Sick says:

    “The other half can’t read.”

    Well, English anyway.

  331. 331
    Irony says:

    The dollar millionaires comprising the Hamas elite do not live in the camps but live in luxury villas up on the hill where they receive their orders from Iran. It seems you are more convinced by Palestinian propoganda than Israeli. Everyone takes sides even if they’ve never been there.

  332. 332
    Crooks says:

    Just send the NAO in. There spend 3.5 billion pounds of public money and it isn’t properly accounted for. They need to be audited. The Tories wanted this in opposition I hope they stick to this. An audit would turn up some right nasty things, I’m sure.

  333. 333
    Cassandra King says:

    Useful idiot collaborators do more damage to the fight against islamist terror than any fake charity. The west suffered from a wave of handwringing appeasers in the 30s and most of them were leftists and that taught Israel a lesson that cost them six million dead.
    Hamas wnats to exterminate the Jews and its ueseful idiot collaborators in the west are helping, nothing like the mental illness of the terrorist enablers is there?

  334. 334
    Ean Craigie says:

    I prefer to treat him like the bad smell he is and ignore him on the basis if we dont react it may well drift away on light airs.

  335. 335
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Should be able to get a few billion and help to pay the debt down a bit.

  336. 336
    marcus aurelius says:

    of Alistair Campbell v the BBC I’m reminded of Kissinger’s comment about the Iran Iraq War “It’s a shame they can’t both lose”

  337. 337

    If more people had guns this twat would not have killed 12 people
    as someone would have taken him out .

  338. 338
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Yes. It has a decided air of desperation about it.

  339. 339
    Sir Keith Joseph's Preserved Pulsing Head says:

    What about this as a possibility? The BBC produce a special feature length edition of the Thick of It where big nasty Al plays himself….

  340. 340
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    It’s quite simple really. The man is a hoon (how nice to be using that word again – where is Mr C*nt these days?); and the people who run the BBC are all hoons.

  341. 341
    MI5 says:

    He was grateful to you

    That is why he lamped Michael White when he made fun of you !!

  342. 342
    George Osborne says:

    I paid three grand for my wife to have a boob job – she was happy.

    I paid four grand for her to have a nose job – she was delighted.

    I treat myself to a £30 hand job at the local brothel – and she goes mad.

  343. 343
    RavingMad says:

    when I left the election booth a month or so ago I thought I had seen the last of this war criminal – sadly it seems the bbc are doing their utmost to never let us forget him – what’s the licence for again..?

  344. 344
    G. Brown says:

    Shaddup – I don’t care anymore. Cape Cod looms, ye ken?

  345. 345
    citizen caned says:

    I got one free signed by the big c’unt. I burnt it.

  346. 346
    french terry says:

    firm buttocks and a willingness to suck

  347. 347
    Maria Leczinska says:

    I never found Stanislav repellent

  348. 348
    Dimbleby Bros, Dan Snow, Robert Peston et al. says:

    It’s because we are so phenomenally bright and were therefore able to rise above our disadvantaged backgrounds

  349. 349
    REEVO says:

    Old hat concerning the cerebral meanderings of a self-opinionated “once was” that has worked out “he is not” but hoping to nick a few quid of those daft enough to part with their hard earned.

    Find them already at boot sales consigned to propping up wonky tables of other books such as “Paul Daniels Magic Cookbook” and “Katie Price Diary volume 362 Friday Night Shags”

  350. 350
    Cuntsandra Queen says:

    you’re not even a useful idiot you’re just a propaganda swallowing idiot twat

  351. 351
    Infanta of Castile says:

    ‘Or why not ask the cancer patients whose lives were saved by the Cancer Guarantee ‘

    Getting seen rapidly is important to a very worried patient but would you care to set out your evidence for any lives having been saved by arbitrary time targets? The cancer guarantee is a typical piece of populism, dreamed up by people who have no understanding of the range, complexity and prognoses of different types of ‘cancer’ and the fact that almost any symptom you might present to you doctor could have some type of cancer as one of the differential diagnoses.

    The alternative explanation is that Brown and his acolytes knew perfectly well that their ‘cancer guarantee’ would be unachievable, just as so many of their targets have been over the past 13 years, but also knew that they would never be called to account over this as they wouldn’t be in power. The more ridiculous promises they made, the more they could accuse the Tories of letting people down if they didn’t match them. However, that would be cynical wouldn’t it?

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    Duncan says:





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    HappyUk says:

    You’ve got a point there. Some of the biggest assholes in the history of mankind are obsessed with charity: Heather Mill McCartney for one. It’s no so much the charidee itself however, it is their need to be SEEN to be doing something. The desire to impress rather than express.

    Or those charity muggers you see down any High Street – in their green jackets, dreadlocks and clipboard, ready to come running smiling at you like some kind of chirpy chappy version of Blakey from On The Buses.

    In fact theres a new law for you Cameron: outlaw entirely the touting of innocent people in the street.

  354. 354
    Ed Balls and sister Yvette Cooper says:

    Good reply. I never touch a page with either pen or pencil. There are few things worse when buying a used book to see that someone has done it. If people are given to such a thing, then why not sit beside a pen and notepad and just jot it down there. Whatever book i’ve read, I can remember everything that particularly caught my eye, what page and what paragraph, wherever it was on the page. Books usually go second-hand by the owner or later on by the then deceased’s children, etc. So remember people – keep them clean; and don’t fold back the page corners. How can you forget what page you were on, needing some method to help you remember? I think the book-marker is unnecessary.
    Oh, Alastair Campbell – sorry nell, no grandchildren. No children. No wife. Not with a nose like mine will I have any.

  355. 355

    True – I’ve never been to Israel. I’ve been to Jordan, though, and know that a well behaved Israel would be welcomed as a good neighbour, and a valued trading partner. The Jordanians don’t much care for the Palestinian refugees – their victim mentality and sense of entitlement does not fit well with the character of the Jordanians, and the existence of their dispossessed cousins is almost a cause for shame.

    My sympathies are not with the Palestinians because I fall for Hamas propaganda – they are just not with the Israelis, because I have looked at the history and believe that the very essence of the Israeli state is psycopathic, founded on terrorism and an exclusive religious ideology.

    The existence of such a state in the area where a large amount of the world’s oil and gas is located is, in my opinion, a bad thing.

  356. 356

    I despise Islamists, probably as much as you do.

    I also despise Zionists, for much the same reasons – but then again I am even-handed in my misanthropy, and do not subscribe to the ‘my enemy’s enemy is my friend’ nonsense that you obviously do.

    Please grow up, and stop looking at the world through your neocon High Noon glasses!

  357. 357
    Sir Everard Digby says:

    Alistair you have caps lock on…..do keep up.

    Why would anyone be jealous of Campbell? Who do you think wants to have a cv which includes working for the pension fund robber Maxwell, the warmonger Blair and acting as Brown’s apologist?

    Precisely what ‘circles’is he running round ‘us’ whoever ‘us’ is?

  358. 358
    Nick says:

    He’s just got you to publicise it too. Perhaps he is good at this communications strategy business.

  359. 359
    Stabber says:

    This shit stabber hates the BBC (and most other nuLefties) just as much as you do dear.

  360. 360
    Zapper says:

    £30? – I always fly over to Estonia for mine. Flight, bed for two nights, all meals and drink, handjob – £20 all in.

  361. 361
    Zapper says:

    No, will Nick do?

  362. 362
    Genghiz the Kahn says:

    PB poster implied that Alister Hunt-Campbell was on Daily Politics, if so does he know where the bodies were buried at White Powder City?

  363. 363
    Duncan says:





  364. 364
    avseer says:

    I can’t believe the thing has sold out. He speaks so much drivel you’d have thought most people had enough of it to last an entire lifetime, just on his latest appearance on QT. Disgraceful I think a complaint needs to wind its way to the Beeb!

  365. 365
    Tesco Is Shite says:

    MRS Campbell? I thought he was a pooftah, just like the slimy Lord of the Darkness….

  366. 366
    Laddie says:

    Usage: Scottish

    From a Gaelic nickname cam beul meaning “wry or crooked mouth”.

  367. 367
    ron Vibentrop says:

    There was an intruder at my parent’s house in France. My father rang the police;
    Dad,”There is an intruder trying to break into my house.”
    Gendarmerie, “Do you have a gun?”
    Dad, “Yes, several.”
    Gendarmerie, “Shoot him if he comes in.”
    Dad, “Then what?”
    Gendarmerie, “We’ll be along later.”

    The intruder was frightened off by the sound of the bolt action. He went next door where he was immediately shot. The Gendarmerie turned up three hours later and removed the intruder to hospital. No charges were made against the householder.

  368. 368
    Duncan says:



  369. 369
    John Bellingham says:

    If one has committed sodomy with a member of the political elite–one just HAS to buy his book. Just think how long Campbell has been around and how much vaseline has passed under the bridge.

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