May 31st, 2010

Quote of the Day


28 Comments

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    The poor dear was taking to his pet teddy . . . .

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  2. 2

    Please don’t start flaming Ed, Guido. We want him to win the Labour leadership!

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      Ed Balls says:

      Fret not, I am flame-proof.

      I can also leap tall buildings and fly … and I will be Leader!

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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    “…a never-ending collection of words that just ran into each other and became devoid of meaning….”

    That could be one of the twats crappy novels or the dodgy dossier.

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    Rendition, Torture & War Apologist David Miliband. says:

    It is Campbell’s fault because he gets drunk then dictates to Balls what he should write & say. Drunkeness explains why the WMD’s Dossier was Dodgy.

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    Byrnsweord says:

    Probably the only sensible Alastair Campbell quote I’ve ever read.

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    Rendition, Torture & War Apologist David Miliband. says:

    Dodgy Dossier

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    Super Ted Balls says:

    A bit like the drivel in the Dodgy Dossier.

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  8. 9

    He also revealed the Pope’s closet catholicism, Dollly Parton’s penchant for sleeping on her spine, and that Tony Blair wasn’t really a socialist.

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    Menedemus says:

    Pot calling the kettle black?!

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  10. 11
    Frank, Duchess of Birkenhead says:

    Has Campbell ever read any of his own drivel?. Let he amongst you without sin cast the first stone

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    Lord Bumwatch of Bumbledon says:

    Seems a nice boy! Leave him alone soup maker!

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  12. 13
    obangobang says:

    Why is he speaking in the past tense?

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  13. 15
    John Cipher says:

    Live your novels? Give the man a break, at least Balls is beginning to suspect he’s a knob.

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    Lord Bumwatch of Bumbledon says:

    Several years ago, before he was an MP, I heard Balls address the Urban Commission. The soup maker is right -all the buzz words and read from his overhead!
    A total waste of space and driven off in a big black car with chauffeur!

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    mitch says:

    Bit slow isn’t he . The rest of the world….nay universe figured this out years ago but all that booze and pill popping fucked his brain cell up.

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    The Ragged Trousered Philanthropist says:

    Yep booze & pills turns you into a daftee. Campbell should seek the help of professional unless he plans on profiting from his nuttiness.

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  17. 21
    The Dodgy Hoover. says:

    Balls + Genius*= Not

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  18. 22
    Peter Mandelson says:

    I like the reverse: having shit put into my mouth.

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    Ed Ball Bearings says:

    How very dare you. I have a double first in drivel. That’s why I rose to the position of propagandist in the Nazi Labour party. Campbell do not mock my drivel, it is your own drivel you should focus on. Dodgy dossier! I did not support the Iraq war! I have to think up drivel for my reasons why.

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    r.soles says:

    guido i thought you were going to stop that prat from posting as dead camerons baby . Its fucking offensive and obscene

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  21. 25
    Peter Mandelson says:

    You’re either in Guido or you’re behind him and in him.

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  22. 26
    Labour Pride Forever says:

    Gordon will be PM again in a few months.

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  23. 27
    Throbber says:

    He still does.

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  24. 28
    Auctothon says:

    If that bug-eyed loon Edward Balls is Liebour’s chosen one – will the term “Balls up”enter the parliamentary lexicon?

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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