Quote of the Day
Alastair Campbell writes in his diaries that…
“Ed Balls spoke drivel, a never-ending collection of words that just ran into each other and became devoid of meaning.”
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
The poor dear was taking to his pet teddy . . . .
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These Goddamned Polticians and their expenses crop up yet again just when I thought I could rest in peace – Oh dear, now its DESPERATE DAN Alexander (any relation to Wendy??)
You are not the real Dead_Baby_Cameron you imposter
Please don’t start flaming Ed, Guido. We want him to win the Labour leadership!
Fret not, I am flame-proof.
I can also leap tall buildings and fly … and I will be Leader!
“…a never-ending collection of words that just ran into each other and became devoid of meaning….”
That could be one of the twats crappy novels or the dodgy dossier.
It is Campbell’s fault because he gets drunk then dictates to Balls what he should write & say. Drunkeness explains why the WMD’s Dossier was Dodgy.
Probably the only sensible Alastair Campbell quote I’ve ever read.
Dodgy Dossier
A bit like the drivel in the Dodgy Dossier.
He also revealed the Pope’s closet catholicism, Dollly Parton’s penchant for sleeping on her spine, and that Tony Blair wasn’t really a socialist.
Pot calling the kettle black?!
Has Campbell ever read any of his own drivel?. Let he amongst you without sin cast the first stone
Seems a nice boy! Leave him alone soup maker!
Why is he speaking in the past tense?
Cos he’s past it!
Live your novels? Give the man a break, at least Balls is beginning to suspect he’s a knob.
Several years ago, before he was an MP, I heard Balls address the Urban Commission. The soup maker is right -all the buzz words and read from his overhead!
A total waste of space and driven off in a big black car with chauffeur!
Bit slow isn’t he . The rest of the world….nay universe figured this out years ago but all that booze and pill popping fucked his brain cell up.
Yep booze & pills turns you into a daftee. Campbell should seek the help of professional unless he plans on profiting from his nuttiness.
Balls + Genius*= Not
I like the reverse: having shit put into my mouth.
How very dare you. I have a double first in drivel. That’s why I rose to the position of propagandist in the Nazi Labour party. Campbell do not mock my drivel, it is your own drivel you should focus on. Dodgy dossier! I did not support the Iraq war! I have to think up drivel for my reasons why.
guido i thought you were going to stop that prat from posting as dead camerons baby . Its fucking offensive and obscene
You’re either in Guido or you’re behind him and in him.
Gordon will be PM again in a few months.
He still does.
If that bug-eyed loon Edward Balls is Liebour’s chosen one – will the term “Balls up”enter the parliamentary lexicon?