Susie Squire Slips in to Spinning at the DWP for IDS
Guido is particularly pleased to add Susie Squire (pictured here briefing a senior political journalist) to the list of SpAds, bag carriers and wonks going over to government. She joins Philippa Stroud working at the DWP for Iain Duncan-Smith. Formerly at the Taxpayers’ Alliance she will now be part of the team exorcising / reforming the welfare system.
Additions to the list include Richard Parr who follows Andrew Mitchell to DfID, Poppy Mitchell-Rose who goes with Osborne to the Treasury. Honor Fishburn, daughter of Dudley Fishburn the former Tory MP for Kensington and Chelsea, goes to Downing Street to do Andy Coulson’s bidding and Cameron’s speech writing team of Ameet Gill and Claire Foges follow him from CCHQ to become the PM’s speech writing team.
There are still a few more names left to be confirmed…
Why on earth do the Tories need these SpAds? Do they intend to deploy them to control their respective Civil Service departments?
It’s becoming increasingly difficult to tell the three main parties apart.
We’re all SPADding together.
Good to have you back, Sir.
Originality isn’t one of his strong points, though.
“We’re all together”.
“Cameron’s speech writing team of Ameet Gill and Claire Foges follow him from CCHQ to become the PM’s speech writing team.”
Proof that we have another actor not a leader, another bilderberg puppet who not only tell him what his policies will be but also tell him what to say in public.
The NWO may as well just hire the man who played prime minister in yes priminister, he would probably be nmore convincing!
Oh and just so you know, once they have sold off whole sections of the welfare system to their corporate chums disguised as charity, it will cost you even more, just like the water and the gas and the electricity.
I’d like to give her one…
That’s a coincidence.. I would like to fuck her !
Hang on! She can’t be hanging with Brill O’Pad! She’s not – evidently – Asian! (I would, though!)
One a scale of 1 to 10, I’d give her one!
She looks like Katie Green
Maybe people want to fly them rar rar!
WHAT A BABE!
Whats Brillo doing with his other hand
I think he’s merely holding it in such a way as to disguise his trouser tent.
He was master baiting!
Pocket billiards methinks
seconded
Contrasts nicely with the kind of dogs who become feminists, susie has never been made to feel jealous and inadequate then spend life getting to a position of power to attack men in the same way that harperson has.
WOOF!
Did she give you a hotel room key at conference in 2008?
Guido would have fallen for it too. Ah, geez, imagine finding Brillo in his pants – uurrgghh. Very brainy lass though so in back in the real world – good appointment by the IDS lad.
Susie’s the one on the left, presumably. Has Ms. Bordes seen this?
she can tax me anytime
compared to blairs babes , what a improvement
Marks out of 1?
I’d give her one
I would give her two. But I would have to get my breath back and have a few glasses of water in between.
Mark Serwotka, what a c*nt.
Beauty and the Beast.
Just a thought – if our great leaders actually told the truth they would have more time to consider the problems that face the country and would not need a ‘spinning’ team.
Our “leaders” have long since abandoned the British people. The political class, no matter how they dress it up, work for corporate masters and bankers now.
And so do the mass media.
Yes, she’s not attractive in the least (shut up 15).
As a disabled person myself is there any chance any of the DWP SpAds will actually be disabled persons able to understand the plight of the governments intended victims
Yes Norman Tebbit is a SPAD
Presumably you can sit at a computer and type, therefore, you can work.
Extorting less from the productive does not make you a victim.
Have you heard of Charity? It appears when extortion disappears.
Have you seen the prices in Help the Aged lately?
Thieving fucking bastards.
is harbouring vicious and malignant thoughts about the government a disability?
No, It’s a sign of sanity.
Consider it a coping mechanism.
What a bunch of useless fucking resource syphoning twats spads are. Camerkraut should deal directly with the civil service heads and cut these leeches out,but hey he has what he wants now so fuck us.
Come on, you had the last PM – he was clearly mentally disabled and wouldn’t have been allowed to stay in a position of authority in any organization other than zanu.
I’m all right Squire (sorry thought it was the caption competition).
Lovely photo of a lovely babe but spoilt by that pug ugly hypocrite in a ludicrous scarf.
She is good looking but is she any good? Further, the spad list appears to be growing & growing, it is almost beaurocratic. Too many cooks…..and who is funding this venture?
“beaurocratic” – any relation to Beau Peep? Have you switched your spellchecker off?
Too many cooks = many hands make light work , says Chinese electricianman.
But the whole point of these Spastics Pissing Away Dollars was for the Labour War party to circumvent and undermine the civil service.
I thought the Tory party were supposed to be on good terms with civil servants but judging by the number of spastics they are hiring it seems as if they are merely picking up where Gordon Brown and Tony Blair left off.
New politics?
What a load of bollocks.
Did she use a dictionary to find out what DWP meant,bet she has never been anywhere near a jobcentre or needed any benefits to live on.
What a skiver!
Suzie is far too bright to ever need to visit a jobcentre, or ever claim benefits. Jeez, I know, ain’t life “unfair”?
Once she found out the duup was not the dup … .
I’d sort that out.
What is this strange fascination the Duncan-Smith exerts over women? Is he a tiger in hamster’s clothing? Beneath that mild, apologetic, do-excuse-me-I’m-so-sorry, after-you-Claude exterior, beats there the heart of a stallion with the stamina of a rhinoceros? Or does he put something in their tea?
So Brillo is another midget as well FFS…
He must have cushions in the studio…!
Yep, I thought 6′ 2″ not 5′ 1″
By the way, pathetic observations from Tuesday
include, David Davis– late,shiny suit, scruffyish.
Tessa Jowell–powerful calves.
Geoffrey Howe– Molelike, smallish
Theresa May—- Stylish
She’s tall and wearing heels. I know a girl who’s 5’11″ in bare feet, and has penchant for 6″ heels……. Bloody amazon!
Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
Hyak, yak yak yak.
SpAds are unelected failures who cannot cut it as politicians or as civil servants.
They are the dregs of political life.
Which really is saying something.
wasnt balls a spad?
Exactly.
In the case of the testicular one, it is spelled spaZ
Oh FFS. Be honest. Presented with that on a plate, you would, wouldn’t you ?
I wouldn’t.
Nor I.
Yes you would Sarah. Not sure she’d let you though.
Yes.
Course I fucking would.
A highly enjoyable irony that this girl who has spent the last few years launching GCSE-standard assaults of government profligacy will now herself be sustained at the taxpayers expense.
Didn’t Dave promise one SpAd per department?
You are aware that Dave is a fucking liar aren’t you?
Meanwhile, OT, I see Phil Woolass’s election result ( a very narrow win) is being challenged ( http://www.politicshome.com/uk/story/5386/ ).
Goodie !!!
I could think of a few captions for this picture.
She’s a stunner. Got too many clothes on though.
Too many = more than zero
Perhaps Private Eye will commence using an updated photo, the old one is getting a bit stale.
And I’m writing top jokes for Harriet to recite at PMQs! I’m worth every penny! And if you don’t like my comedy, you’re a racist bigot!
Deux femmes mal baisées?
They jsut announced Gordon Brown’s peerages list on Sky News, the list is a scandal. Every piece of garbage you can think of has got one, from the Met police Blair sycophant to Lord Prescott!
This is Brown’s ultimate insult to the honest hard working people of the UK that finally kicked New Labour out into the wilderness.
Hopefully reform of the HoL will exclude all the current incumbents and it will be wholly elected.
I klnow you’re reading this, Dave. Get yer finger out!
Lord Blair of St Ockwell.
Lord Desmond of Switzerland.
Lord Prescott of Temple.
Lord Reid of Helmand.
Lord Davies of Quisling.
Lord Hutton of IwasrightBrownwillbeafuckingdisterasPrimeMinister.
Chivalry died in the middle ages .Honour died in 2010.The Lords is a house of ill repute
So “I would never take a seat in the house of lords” Prescott has got one.
How does he square this with his werkin’ Klass roots ?
What a hippo- crypt.
Lord Geoffry of Hunt.
Baron Blair of St Ockwell and Shooting.
Baron Reid of Primarolo and Scorned.
wasn’t the fat bastard going to abolish the HOL?
Well we all thought this would come about but there is a positive, the worst of the liars, troughers, thieves and perjurers are all now in the same upper house where we can at least keep an eye on them and surely at some point even they must realise they are a laughing stock held in contempt by the vast majority of the people of this Country, let them pontificate and float their bloated bigoted ideas and ‘principles’ across that chamber to an audience of dotards and sycophants, who cares?, nobody unless mentally deranged could take seriously any pronouncements from the likes of Martin, Prescott, Blair and these added to the other old lags already in residence, just hope the Lord high turnkey keeps them out of harms way (ours not theirs).
More hungry mouths for us to feed.
Kiss your Knighthood goodbye, Her Maj conferred a life peerage on former Metropolitan Police commissioner Sir Ian Blair, not His Maj.
Oooh! I’d really like to go out on a date with her. Maybe to a fancy restaurant. We could hold hands, maybe go disco-dancing etc.
Although it must still be stressed that anyone who suggests the Taxdodgers’ Alliance is a tory astroturf organisation is a liar and a communist.
“We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into
prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying
to lift himself up by the handle.” :Winston Churchill
What do you make of man o’ tut people Prezza becoming Lord Hamm, Jimmy?
Doesn’t it piss you off when these brothers join the toff aristocracy? All totally justifiable of course. Working to bring down the system from within ..
Even unjustified banker’s bonuses, Jacqui’s bath plug or the troughing of the European Parliament don’t make the blood boil like this hippo cracy.
I keep tellin’ Pauline like..we’ll have no trouble getting in at Pizza Hut forrus Sunday lunch now
Bill, it’s worth it knowing the distress it causes.
Isn’t astroturfing where political clones make fake comments on opposition blogs? What has that to do with the TPA?
Well, Pauline lass, ‘appen ah’ve made a Lady of thee at last! Now finish t’ironing ‘cos it’s nearly time for thee to put tea on. Then thee can tell me what’st think o’ this for a coat of arms – two croquet mallets saltire and four hot pies sejant.
The other lot will get a shock when Prezza gets stuck into the a la carte menu at the HOL (literally pile it all onto a cart in his case) 14 courses cooked by a five star chef and all for £1.50 (refundable), when he starts cracking off in the chamber the stench will be unbearable, reminiscent of the foul odours and airs experienced some centuries before wafting from the Thames, send for Dyno-Rod.
Baron Prescott of Twatt.
he’ll always be a common twat
Lord Shagger of Prestatyn.
Arise, Lord Prescott of Monogamy, Bulimia & Inbreeding.
Spains rating down graded
Ahem
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7780642/MPs-Expenses-Treasury-chief-David-Laws-his-secret-lover-and-a-40000-claim.html
What the fuck is the Civil Service for if not to advise Ministers? Why at a time of austerity and cut backs are these fucking halfwits boosting their egos by recruiting even more hangers on?? Is it favours for favours or potential favours. Why should I as a harassed tax payer have to finance the empire building of incompetent Ministers
PHWOAR! I love Susie Squire. Briefing a senior political journalist – more like debriefing, later on, if ol’ Brillo was lucky! The ugly bastard.
All together now:
Back in ’68 in a sweaty club, Oh Brillo