May 27th, 2010

The Final Special Advisers List*

Guido’s list of the assorted SpAds, bag carriers and spinners is pretty much complete. He has yet to sub-categorise it into naughty and nice though. Thank you to all those who helped out with the tip-offs. One newspaper editor told Guido they had printed it off for reference in his newsroom. Guido has kept their mobile numbers to himself…

*Almost complete, subject to revision, not legally binding, do not swallow whole.

252 Comments

  1. 1
    I am a sad fucker i bought spiceworld the movie says:

    Is it more or less than labour had ?

    Like

    • 2
      Jimmy says:

      Quantity or quality?

      Like

      • 5
        I am a sad fucker i bought spiceworld the movie says:

        Lets start with quantity

        Like

        • 41
          Guido Cleggeron's Blog says:

          How embarrassing for you that day after day Conservativehome is now far more independent than you. It’s unafraid to debate issues like CGT David Davids/John Redwood, the 1922 or the wisdom of the Con Dem love in.

          Is all this crawling for Dave worth it ? Even stooping so low as to publish Dave’s racing tips like some low rent political hello magazine for the Cameroons.

          What’s next ? Dave’s favourite icecream ? 10 things you didn’t know about Nick Clegg’s record collection ?

          Like

          • concrete pump says:

            A thread on Dave’s fave ice cream!

            Brilliant!

            I reckon it’s rum and raisin.

            Like

          • Ben and Jerry says:

            rum and raisin good choice.

            …and for Gordon minced nuts and clotted cream.

            Like

          • lolol says:

            the windowlickers approve
            says it all

            Like

          • concrete pump says:

            You’re not very bright, are you lolol?

            Like

          • lolol says:

            You’re not very bright, are you concrete pump?

            Like

          • concrete pump says:

            No i’m not, but i can understand sarcasm when i read it.

            Like

          • CP's Parrot says:

            (shuffle) (peck) OVER IS EAD! OVER IS EAD! SKRAAWK! (flutter)

            Like

          • Maggies Drawers says:

            TaT’s sockpuppets running riot again. Wish you’d fuck off and get this blog of yours finished.

            Like

          • Maggies Drawers Sniffer says:

            No mention of dopey cripple spastic crackheads so it’s cleary not the little wanker coward thick as thieves

            Bit fucking stupid aren’t you ?

            Like

          • Maggies Drawers says:

            allo titfer ;)

            Like

          • TaT the coward says:

            ++TOP BOY HAS HAD ENOUGH OF GUIDO RIMMING THE HOUSING BENEFIT CHEAT DAVID CAMERON AND THE CRACKHEAD GIDEON OSBORNE++TOP BOY DECIDES TO START HIS OWN BLOG++TAT IS NOT INTERESTED IN WHORING HIMSELF TO THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY HIS ONLY CONCERN IS ELECTING BROWN NOT MONEY GRUBBING AND ACCESS WHORING LIKE GUIDO++THICK AS THIEVES BLOG WILL BE THE ONLY LABOUR BLOG WORTH READING++GOING LIVE SOON++WATCH THIS SPACE++TOP BOY HAS HAD ENOUGH OF GUIDO AND HIS TORY MATES STEALING ALL MY IDEAS ANYWAY++WITHOUT CONTRIBUTORS LIKE TOP BOY THIS PLACE IS NO BETTER THAN CONSERVATIVEFOAM INNIT++YOU HAVE QU33RED YOUR OWN PITCH GUIDO++WHAT A MUG++

            Like

          • TaT's Drawers says:

            So I’m a babbling druggie schizo lunatic ;)
            innit?

            Like

          • Top Boy says:

            You know when you are winning when the trolls desperately resort to nicking your material and then amending it.
            I win.

            Like

    • 3
      wayne trombone (Ayatollah) says:

      i am just back from Teheran Iran where this blog is blocked by the I-am-Dinner-Jacket regime

      Like

    • 20

      I can only count 54 – I think that at their height, Labour had over 100 Spads of one sort or another, but then again I believe that Tories and Lib Dems are more adept at thinking for themselves than Labourites, so probably need less advice from PR types and spotty graduates.

      Like

      • 33
        Number 10's cat says:

        Well that explains the train wreck government

        Like

        • 182
          City of Vice says:

          Unfortunately it also explains the ‘Big Society’ bollocks that went down like a lead balloon out on the stumps…

          Like

    • 21
      Engineer says:

      I hope the one on the left is naughty AND nice….

      Like

  2. 4
    Dick the Prick says:

    Good work. Pictures of fruity ones required tho

    Like

  3. 6
    Lord Palmerston says:

    From what I can tell, Luke Coffey, Liam Fox’s SpAd, is an American (degree from University of Missouri, served in the United States Army). Doesn’t putting him in the MoD make him a security risk?

    Like

  4. 8
    Non Runner says:

    What a bunch of useless hoons. How much is the costing us? Surely some cuts are necessary.

    Like

  5. 10
    I am a sad fucker i bought spiceworld the movie says:

    Pissed crickter spotted at lords

    Like

  6. 11
    Roger says:

    Interesting that Caine has come from Bell Pottinger and that Jonathan hill has become a Minister from Quiller consultants. Both consultancies don’t disclose their clients.

    Meanwhile George Bridges has gone to Quiller and Julie Kirkbride to Tetra Strategy.

    I thought Cameron had said lobbying was the next big scandal to happen?

    Like

  7. 12
    Ewanme says:

    Super !!

    How many Spods are there , then ????

    **Yawwwn** As if I givva fuck .

    E x .

    Like

  8. 13
    Money for nothing says:

    Er Guido they get all their goods ideas from your blog.

    Like

  9. 14
    John Prescott says:

    Did someone call for a Spaz?

    Like

  10. 15
    Harridan Hardperson says:

    I’ve got SpAd Ayesha to write me some cracking jokes. I’m going to be so funny at PMQs.

    Like

  11. 17
    I am a sad fucker i bought spiceworld the movie says:

    So by voting for these mps , they then buy all thease spads and still shit on us from a great hight , aint democracy great

    Like

  12. 19
    outing the in says:

    Guido,

    Don’t stop until you have bagged and tagged the lot and put them on display for ready reference

    Like

  13. 22
    Gordon Brown says:

    Lend me a tenner

    Like

    • 28
      Gordon Brown says:

      Now listen here laddie , I saved the world and abolished boom and bust . If you want a fight send your woman so i can throw a nokia at her .

      You dont understand how much you will miss my economic greatness and you will miss my grand spending , you lot have never had it so good you ungrateful bigots

      Like

      • 29
        Post-Election Frolics says:

        Gordon, the way it works is: you put the gun in your mouth and you pull the trigger.

        Like

        • 152
          ted miniballs says:

          Only problem there is RSI. Mandelscum, Camp Bell, Balls, Millipedes etc. He’ll have to spend the rest of his life on benefits…….

          Like

          • This one's for 'Maggies Drawers' or TaT / thick as thieves as he is now ashamed to be known as says:

            Like

      • 75
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        So the job at the IMF is a baseless rumour then.

        Like

        • 86
          nell says:

          Grumpy – 5 years from now – bliar will be a billionaire, gutlessgordon will be head of the IMF and working out ways to trash the world economy and mandy will be head of BP and raking in more milions by selling favors for access to westminster.

          bullyballs, having finally lost his outwood&morley seat will have become a highly paid spad to gordon at the IMF and alastairc will have become a highly paid spinmerchant for bliar’s maze of mysterious money making international companies.

          Remind me again! Where’s the ‘working class’ in labour??!

          Like

          • Dave and Nick the Heirs to Blair says:

            not like Dave the millionaire benefit cheat

            Like

          • nell says:

            Cheats hmm?

            Y’mean like morley, chator and the scottish one who blatantly robbed the taxpayer with fraudulent expenses,

            Or perhaps you mean baronessu who leached £100′sk from the taxpayer to build her marble palace??

            No?? Perhaps you meant those four labour lords who were found to be selling their favours to the commercial world like whores on a street corner??

            Or perhaps you meant aintbustingagut, kevan and rammel who each managed to leach £300kplus from the taxpayer in eyewatering ‘expenses’ !!!

            I could go on. But Cheats indeed!!! We are not going to forget the 13 years of this last labour troughing government that has been more excessive, incompetent and irresponsible than any government in our history!!!

            Like

          • nell the smell of hypocrisy says:

            Yes cheats Hmmm..
            Like the Tory Lord also up on charges and all the other Tory Piggies your partisan pea of a brain has suddenly forgotten

            they were all at it dumbo

            difference is only one of us is being a shameless nauseating hypocrite by pretending it was only Labour who were expenses thieving scum

            !!! !!!! !!!!

            Like

          • nell says:

            Yes there was one wasn’t there??!! Name the others???

            At the same time – how about telling us how much money gutlessgordon unnecessarily spent on those SIX outriders of his cavalcade every time he moved out of no.10.!!! The cost amounts to millions.!!!

            Cameron and Cleggie have done away with all that!!

            Like

          • RUN AWAY!! says:

            Dave and Nick are running away from a discredited war criminal like Campbell?
            what a pair of pussies

            Like

          • City of Vice says:

            Watching QT now…complete joke…Labour Hacks a plenty…some African in the audience who can barely speak English bleating on about UK politics and immigration..completely surreal. Redwood and Hastings putting up a sterling defence against the odds…

            Like

          • easyleys says:

            Couldn’t agree more C. O. V.

            Seems to me that last nights programmes should have been renamed the Alistair Campbell Show.
            Dimbleby should be removed from that job – he interrupted everybody except Campbell – he just let him ramble on and take most of the questions in the first half at least.
            Campbell had the gaul to complain that there was no government minister on the panel. At least the tories had one ELECTED MP there, the LDs had one EX MP and Labour had NONE

            Like

          • nell the smell of hypocrisy says:

            there was only one tory expenses cheat according to nell
            or does she mean the thieves charged ?
            hard to tell as she is such a shameless piggy apologist

            she still hasn’t even acknowledged the conservatives were knee deep in the expenses pigshit allong with Labour and the Libs because she’s such a hypocrite

            the poor old duffer doesn’t even realise Cameron and Clegg were caught along with Brown with their hands in the expenses till

            Like

          • Rip Van Winkle says:

            Nell, there won’t be a BP in 5 years, Obamessiah will see to that. See, there’s more in it for his mates at Exxon and Chevron.

            Like

    • 31
      Baldemort says:

      Dear Gordon

      There’s no money left.

      Kind regards
      Liam Byrne

      Like

  14. 27
    Non Runner says:

    From what I can gather so far, we are paying for lying, troughing & smearing hoons. Oinkers!

    Like

    • 53
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      If they are looking for people who can lie convincingly, how do they know when they have found them?

      Like

  15. 34
    Engineer says:

    Who’s paying them? Seem to recall that some Labour SpAds and Mouthpieces ended up on the Civil Service payroll somehow. Has this been stopped now? Are this government’s SpAds and Mouthpieces paid out of Conservative and LibDem funds?

    Like

    • 76
      Susie says:

      I blame Sue. Did anyone ever get to the bottom of what a civil servant was doing accompanying McTurd on the campaign trail the day of Duffygate.

      Like

  16. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Julie Kirkbride was going to be there but Dave got her a lobbying job instead.
    Watch her, the dangerous bitch!

    Like

  17. 37
    Only me ,same old rip off spotter says:

    Surprise surprise you got more of the same.

    Like

  18. 38
    New Labour is dead! says:

    When Sheridan Westlake was the hub of the Oxford Unversity Conservative Association in the late 1990s lots of strange things happened.

    : Electoral malpractice and abuse of Union staff

    Action had been taken against several members for electoral malpractice. This was after several members ran off with the ballot box during the society’s termly elections. It was reported that the ballot box had been stored in a pub next to the Oxford Union”. As the society had been banned from using Union facilities for what one Union source described as”systematic unruly behaviour”involving alleged rude behaviour towards Union staff and late payment of bills.

    Like

  19. 39

    Labour has expelled Suzanne Moore of the Mail on Sunday – by post. Stalinist!

    http://madamearcati.blogspot.com/2010/05/suzanne-moore-expelled-from-labour.html

    Like

  20. 40
    The PM says:

    This evening, I want to talk to you about horse racing. It is an event where there is only one winner, but you can still do alright by backing a second or third place. So, it’s very like politics really. My good friend Nick and I, shoulder to shoulder as we run the country, but me, being a good sport, dropping back only then to come up hard behind, just letting him get ahead. That’s what being a PM is all about, knowing how to be a good jockey.

    Like

  21. 44
    Post-Election Frolics says:

    Bad Al and Piers Moron on Question Time tonight. Should be fun.

    Like

    • 73
      Susie says:

      At least they’re not on government anymore… thank god. I hope someone asks Campbell why he thought Labour had won the election 4 days afterwards.

      Like

      • 193
        Maggies Drawers says:

        I’d like to see Adam Boulton on as a surprise guest. Ooh, and Jerry Springer as the host for one night only.

        Like

  22. 45
    Sir William Waad says:

    David Cameron and George Osborne:

    From Spats to SpAds

    Like

  23. 47
    Anonymous says:

    sorry Guido
    but O/T what the fucks going on we had a general election labour are gone/fucked
    will some one tell the fucking media.every time i either switch the box on
    or read a paper its fucking Labour,labour,labour no wonder this country fucked with so many left wing lovers.

    Like

    • 50
      Only me ,same old rip off spotter says:

      didn’t you notice the BBC are still there on full power,wavy davey doesn’t have the balls to deal with them

      Like

      • 55
        Post-Election Frolics says:

        It’s amazing the way al-Jabeeba always manage to spin whatever happens in the world to favour Liebore. Honestly, even if there was a video of some senior Liebore Hunts spit-roasting a 9 year old whilst dressed in SS uniforms and eating their own shit, al-Jabeeba would probably say “Labour fallen victim to video special effects forgery by the Tories”

        Like

      • 61
        whinging whiners says:

        Socialists……..nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag…..worse than any nagging bitch.

        Like

      • 64
        nell says:

        http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/media/article7137609.ece

        Give him time.

        Meantime let’s just keep highlighting their gordonbrownspendaholic, tendencies. Taxies, airtravel, 5star hotel bills , entertainment expenses and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Not to mention over the top salaries!!!

        Like

        • 109
          AndrewSouthLondon says:

          BBC, after thirteen years without any, has discovered “balance”. After giving Labour uncritical adulation for thirteen years , we will suddenly find a Labour mouthpiece popping up after every LibCon statement, to explain why its wrong.

          The BBC is a rotten liberal-left fifth column shilling for the wrong kind of society. Make the BBC stand a market test like everything else, by making the license fee voluntary. It has long betrayed its trust. And remind us, why does the BBC DG earn four times the Prime Ministers salary?

          Either way, stop it spending in the Guardian recruitment pages and kill two birds with one stone.

          Like

  24. 48
    Broon says:

    Can’t we prohibit anyone from being involved in politics until they are 30? I have unedifying memories of the lank-haired, spotted soap-dodgers who dominated the political clubs at university. These types seem to be cut from the same smelly cloth.

    Like

  25. 52
    council lad says:

    Sorry Guido
    O/T what the fucks going on every time i put the telly on its labour this labour that they are not in goverment yet all i see and read in the media is Labour
    slagging off the Tories we need to get a grip on the problems we are in and start blaming the bastards that have caused this.

    Like

  26. 54
    Summer of riots and winter of doom says:

    it’s a hair trigger now,one tiny jolt will set off the spiral of the US exported inflation,yes that’s what you getting they sold us their inflation,neat move eh?

    Like

  27. 56
    Anonymous says:

    From Guido’s figures there are 43 assorted spads and bag carriers some of them unpaid and not all of them spads. Cameron has 5, cleggie and hague 4, most ministers have 1.

    Compare that to the paid spads in bullybrown’s government of 2009. gordon had 25!! darling 7 and most other ministers had 3 or more.

    Of gordon’s 25 paid spads, 12 were on a topgrade pay of £142,668pa!! and only 1 was on the bottom grade of £54,121.!!

    Looks like cameron and cleggie’s cuts are already beginning to bite especially when you add to that cameron’s ruling on ministerial cars ‘that only those ministers requiring special security can claim the use of a ministerial car’ and it’s easy to see that there are millions already being stripped away from the maintenance of governmental ego.

    Like

    • 58
      nell says:

      Sigh! This new computer thinks it’s gordon brown’s shadow and is out to protect him!!
      That comment above is mine.

      Like

    • 67
      Mr Plum says:

      Just what were gordons spads doing for all that money, who came up with the gold selling advice, who advised him not to call an early election,.

      Like

    • 71
      Susie says:

      So far (and it’s only been a week) we’ve had the second Stansted runway axed and our village is not going to be doubled in size through local government imposed development.

      Keep up the good work lads.

      Like

  28. 60
    johnny come lately says:

    Is Letwins Martha Varney the daughter of Reg?

    Like

  29. 63
    Susie says:

    When will we be free of this scum?

    Jon Snow on Ch4 News just now about Dunkirk, “Of course for an island nation, having to co-opt civilian craft to rescue their forces is a very humiliating episode in its history…” Off went the TV.

    I’d really like this guy sacked, he’s a disgrace.

    Like

    • 72
      nell says:

      ‘humiliating’!!

      He obviously didn’t have any of his relatives involved in that episode of our history.

      My uncle was one of the soldiers evacuated from Dunkirk by that little fleet. And down the ages, since we were children, the courage of everyone involved in that moment, has been talked about endlessly in our family. In my family Dunkirk is regarded as one of our darkest and yet greatest moments of triumph over evil!!

      But what else should we expect from the depressingly left wing, biased(labour tribalist even), spendaholic, certainly not value for taxpayers money, bbc??

      C’mon cameron when are you going to auction them off to foreign bidders??!!

      I wish Guido would start a campaign to bring the beeb down!!

      Like

      • 89
        Dream On says:

        Mr Cameron stressed that he supported the BBC

        He said: “The BBC is an important national institution. I want to see it prosper and succeed and be a fantastic cultural asset.”

        He added that he was a “supporter of the licence fee”

        Jeremy Hunt Conservative MP, Shadow Culture Secretary

        “I believe that the BBC is a great national institution.”

        “I am proud of the BBC. I think that most British people think that we are very lucky to have a BBC and most people who aren’t British, if they don’t have a BBC, wish they did have one.”

        “I don’t see the BBC as a State broadcaster. “I think people see the BBC as operating at arms length from the government and it’s very important that it should continue to do so and that’s why we’ve said we will protect the BBC charter.”

        Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has defended the BBC, saying it’s “unique in the world and we should be proud of it” and said the trend for politicians to constantly attack it was wrong.

        Like

        • 94
          nell says:

          If the beeb keeps on its current partisan tribal labour track, with blatant labour biased news programmes, cameron will soon be changing his opinion. The public aren’t going to put up with it much longer either.

          Here we have beeb operatives each earning in excess of £100k pa to spout leftwing rubbish that none of us are interested in, and yet we are being forced to pay our license fee to fund them.

          Cameron will surely come to understand that hde has to rein in this den of of ‘public fund’ thieves that we are being forced to pay for when they are putting out a message none of us want to hear.

          Like

          • 2 Heir to Blair's for the price of one says:

            you’d prefer your hero Dave the Heir to Blair was a Liar like his hero Tony.but the truth is you are barking at the moon like all the conservative right since wet as a dishcloth Dave lurched to the left with Nick and his new Liberal chums.
            it’s not going to happen
            get over it

            Like

    • 74
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      He’s also no historian. Churchill personally made the decision to avoid major losses of warships in the narrow seas at Dunkirk, saving the Fleet to fight off the expected invasion. The Fleet in being was a major factor in Hitler’s decision to cancel Op Sealion.

      Like

      • 82
        Susie says:

        I’d like people to complain about Snow’s remarks. I have.

        http://help.channel4.com/SRVS/CGI-BIN/WEBCGI.EXE?New,Kb=C4_Author,Company={2EA1BB9C-510E-44A5-A481-01EB1DDA1669},T=CONTACT_VE,VARSET_TITLE=CONTACTUSl

        Channel 4 relies on advertising so it might have more effect than the usual public sector bot reply from the BBC.

        Like

      • 83
        Engineer says:

        I’ve been lead to believe that the use of the “little ships”, getting many civilians involved, gave Britons a feeling of ‘pulling together’, turning a huge defeat into a PR triumph – a morale-booster snatched from the jaws of a morale-crusher.

        Like

        • 92
          Susie says:

          And also led to 300,000 more troops being available to fight the war elsewhere and the D-Day landings.

          Jon Snow would rather we’d left them to be shot to bits on the beaches or see out the war in German POW camps rather than being ‘humiliated’ by evacuating them. What a wanker.

          Like

          • spin little Libservative SPIN says:

            bullshit
            he never said any of that let alone thought it Mrs Mindreader
            put words in his mouth all you want as only the terminally stupid believe foaming at the mouth ranters using such obvious cheap lying tactics

            What a brainless twat

            Like

          • Susie says:

            He called Dunkirk a national humiliation. Jon Snow’s the one re-writing history to suit his warped socialist mindset, not me.

            We won WWII and we won the last election. Get over it.

            Like

          • Libservative Strength through Joy says:

            No, you’re lying because your a Blairite Libservative Spinning Liar.

            Here’s what he ACTUALLY said stupid.

            “There was some clever propaganda stoked up around the Dunkirk rescue in the sense that for any island state to have to see it’s own civilians go to rescue it’s naval forces overseas is a pretty humiliating experience”

            He was then corrected on this by the professor but I guess you were too stupid to understand that.

            Of course you’re also too stupid to remember he said this about Dunkirk

            “A flottilla of little ships changed the course of World War Two by evacuating more than 300,000 British soldiers from the Beaches of Northern France”

            “It was one of the greatest military evacuations in history.”

            Do you want an apology for that too ? Then shut the fuck up.

            And when did he say this ?

            “Jon Snow would rather we’d left them to be shot to bits on the beaches or see out the war in German POW camps rather than being ‘humiliated’ by evacuating them.”

            He didn’t because you’re a Liar.

            Are you even British because this level of political jingoistic twattery is usually associated with the U.S. If so, fuck off you dumb septic.

            And no I have never and would never vote for incompetent idiots like Labour but you do seem determined to prove just how moronic you are like all the Libservative Blairite drones.

            And nobody won the Election. That’s why you are a Libservative.

            Like

        • 93
          Christy says:

          Engineer.
          Guys like Snowbrain wouldn’t have a clue what you mean,for him pulling together means Liebour won and we can’t have it any other way,the bias is sickening and is a slur on what good people faced with evil were prepared to do in order to save our troops.
          This comment from him as I have researched is not what the BBC were saying at that time,maybe he should get his brain in gear before he opens his gob,but I suppose that the BBC criteria back in those days is different to their agenda as per today.
          Cameroon really needs to get a grip on this B—-d broadcasting corporation and explain to them exactly what impartiality means,these b—–ds will try to undermine what he is trying to do on a daily basis.
          For my part I am so sick of the bias shown by this so called state broadcaster that as of next week the DD will be cancelled and the TV out the door I will gain my news etc via the net and they can go f–k themselves with their jaundiced reporting.

          Like

    • 96
      Libservative Strength through Joy says:

      He was corrected on the programme by the professor as the little boats story and legend was mostly propaganda and spin since it was the naval destroyers (including French ones) who took the majority of troops across the channel.

      Spin you still seem happy to fall for being a good Libservative Blairite drone.

      Like

      • 111
        nell says:

        Idiot!!!

        Learn your real history not beeb/labour/commie stuff!!! which is is akin to ho+l++ocaust denial!!!

        Like

        • 148
          Libservative Strength through Joy says:

          Fuck off you mad old braindead twat. You’re 100% wrong and full of shit.

          You’re the one trying to rewrite & spin history like Stalin and Hitler so loved.
          Educate yourself for once.

          “On the first day, only 7,010 men were evacuated, but by the ninth day, a total of 338,226 soldiers (198,229 British and 139,997 French) had been rescued by the hastily assembled fleet of 850 boats. Many of the troops were able to embark from the harbour’s protective mole onto 42 British destroyers and other large ships, while others had to wade from the beaches toward the ships, waiting for hours to board, shoulder-deep in water. Others were ferried from the beaches to the larger ships, and thousands were carried back to England by the famous “little ships of Dunkirk”, a flotilla of around 700 merchant marine boats, fishing boats, pleasure craft and Royal National Lifeboat Institution lifeboats—the smallest of which was the 15-foot fishing boat Tamzine, now in the Imperial War Museum—whose civilian crews were called into service for the emergency. The “miracle of the little ships” remains a prominent folk memory in Britain.”

          You don’t know your arse from your elbow you batty old crone.

          Like

          • Maggies Drawers says:

            You cannot stand for hours shoulder deep in water. There’s a small matter of the constant rise and fall of the tides.

            Like

          • Maggies Drawer Sniffer says:

            he’s right!
            his anal twattery makes all those numbers wrong

            Like

      • 114
        Engineer says:

        Not entirely.

        The “little ships” were vital in getting troops from the beaches to the destroyers, which had to lay off shore to avoid being grounded. The smaller boats could get within wading distance, and act as the first link in the chain.

        Quite a few didn’t come back, destroyed by enemy action. Brave people.

        Like

        • 145
          Libservative Strength through Joy says:

          Indeed they were. Extremely brave.
          Which is why the professor and the programme said as much and why I said the Naval ships took them across the channel rather than from the beach.

          It was one of the greatest military evacuations in history.

          Which sadly the thick Blairite Libservatives drones like nell didn’t grasp even though the programme and Jon Snow said as much in the programme.

          Like

          • Susie says:

            Jon Snow called Dunkirk a humiliation. I heard him say it. I want him to take it back and make a public apology tomorrow night.

            Like

          • Libservative Strength through Joy says:

            No, you’re lying again because your a Blairite Libservative Spinning Liar.

            Here’s what he ACTUALLY said stupid.

            THere was some clever propaganda stoked up around the Dunkirk rescue in the sense that for any island state to have to see it’s own civilians go to rescue it’s naval forces overseas is a pretty humiliating experience”

            He was then corrected on this by the professor but I guess you were too stupid to understand that.

            Of course you’re also too stupid to remember he said this about Dunkirk

            “A flottilla of little ships changed the course of World War Two by evacuating more than 300,000 British soldiers from the Beaches of Northern France”

            “It was one of the greatest military evacuations in history.”

            Do you want an apology for that too ? Then shut the fuck up.

            Are you even British because this level of political jingoistic twattery is usually associated with the U.S. If so, fuck off you dumb septic.

            And no I have never and would never vote for incompetent idiots like Labour but you do seem determined to prove just how moronic you are like all the Libservative Blairite drones.

            Like

          • Maggies Drawers says:

            Calm down before you wet you knickers.

            To say it was a humiliating experience is bollocks and shameful. How the fuck could he know that? He wasn’t born then.

            Like

          • Libservative Strength through Joy says:

            “in the sense that for any island state to have to see it’s own civilians go to rescue it’s naval forces overseas is a pretty humiliating experience”

            Look, maybe your just too stupid to understand complexity.
            It may not be your fault, maybe you were born this dumb.
            But the fact is he never said the Dunkirk Rescue was a humiliation, just that having a great seapower like Britain rely on the little ships instead of it’s Navy could have been seen as humiliating but he was imediately corrected on this assumption by the professor as this wasn’t the case as the Navy were heavily involved in the evacuation.

            It’s blatantly obvious from the entire tone of the report which went into detail that this was a great operation involving selfless heroism so trying to take one word and forget the rest is stupendously moronic spinning that just won’t cut it.

            He may have to explain tomorrow if there are as many dimwits out there as there are here who didn’t understand the entire report and what it said but I’m certain almost all did and those who didn’t are frankly idiots.

            I repeat do you also want an apology for when he said this

            “A flottilla of little ships changed the course of World War Two by evacuating more than 300,000 British soldiers from the Beaches of Northern France”

            “It was one of the greatest military evacuations in history.”

            yes or no ?

            Like

          • Maggies Drawers says:

            yes and no Tat

            Any arsehole can google and post youtube videos a good example of which is you. But you deny our own achievements and yet you are the first out of the trap when it comes to defending a bunch of cowardly ragheads.

            Like

          • TaT the mental case says:

            I am just about to get banned by the arch tory Guido Fawkes.
            Fawkes never gave a damn about the expenses scandal, he only used it as cover to act as a propagandist for the tories.
            now the general election is so close Guido is sweating like a rapist and the reader should expect no impariality from this place from here-on-in.
            Fawkes is a tory fifth columnist.
            end of story.
            still going to be a Labour win Guido and when that happens I will return to gloat.
            you lose, I win.
            VOTE LABOUR GUIDO IS TORY HQ STOOGE FFS
            FUCK THE TORIES VOTE LABOUR

            Like

          • Top Boy says:

            The only mental cases here are you two.
            TaT didn’t make any of the above comments.
            Retards.

            Like

          • Libservative Strength through Joy says:

            I know you didn’t but it got you out of hiding to prove to the stupid cun’t Maggies Drawers he was lying and full of shit yet again.

            Like

  30. 66
    Northern Tory says:

    What about David Willetts?

    Like

  31. 70
    David Cameron says:

    I had a lovely swim today. I had the pool all to myself.

    I don’t think anybody else fancied it after I’d taken a shit in it.

    Like

    • 77
      Post-Election Frolics says:

      Labour lost. Get over it.

      By the way, I don’t suppose you know the identity of the jizz donor Sarah Beard used when she got her special friend in Canterbury to shove a turkey baster up her?

      Like

  32. 97
    Jay Swift says:

    OT – but it’s ugly when a poor but very desperate and highly motivated immigrant coerces a doddery defenceless aged Baroness of the realm, none other than the esteemed and most virtuous Baroness Scotchland of Tonga, into handing over a few pounds from her replete silk purse in exchange for some domestic cleaning, don’t you think? There can be no other verdict possible than to teach the heinous abuser of the rights, human and otherwise, of this member of the privileged a most excellent lesson by detaining the perpetrator for 8 months at her majesty’s pleasure – her majesty in this case being not the monarch, properly understood, but the aforementioned her ladyship Scotchland. Ma’am.

    Like

    • 104
      nell says:

      Let’s not forget that the said baroness didn’t even follow the laws she herself had written in respect of the employment of immigrants and that she also paid the poor lass less than her own labour government decreed as a minimum wage!!!

      Labour was all about serving itself wasn’t it?? As tessa(mills) the olympic ( all about exceeding estimates) said ,” immigration will provide us with cheap servant”‘!!!

      Very Labour!!!

      Like

  33. 106
    Vince Cable says:

    Been a lurker on this site for years so about time I made my maiden post

    Three women are at a restaurant discussing their husbands.
    “I call mine the dentist” The first wife says “Because noone can drill like him.”
    “Yeah, well I call mine the builder” the second wife says “Because he has the tools and skills to get me done.”
    “Yeah, well I call mine the postman.” Both women look at her, confused and say “Why?”
    “Because he comes too fuckin’ early, and he puts it in the wrong hole.”

    Like

  34. 113
    Post-Election Frolics says:

    Just in case anyone forgets what an evil fucking Hunt Slotgob is…

    Like

  35. 116
    Post-Election Frolics says:

    Some things are too sweet to be enjoyed only once.

    I love enjoying the downfall of this evil sack of shit. Goodbye and good riddance, you Hunting fuckwitted motherfucking shit faced arsehole.

    I’m amazed the c-unt didn’t mention child tax credits for the 79 millionth time. Die of cancer as soon as you can, you deranged evil c-unting cock. You’re hated by millions of people.

    Like

    • 120
      AC1 says:

      Fecklessness reward credits.

      You want kids? Dip in your own wallet.

      Like

      • 128
        Sharon says:

        Oy! I aint gotta has 2 pay for me kidz! Why the faaack shud I pay 4 em? Faaack u! Me and my Wayne like 2 sit on r arse and watch Jeremy Kyle, u unnastand?! Faaack off!

        Like

      • 217
        ACI says:

        Put them up a fucking chimney! Feckless brats

        Like

  36. 122
    Ed says:

    The coalition have refused to appear on tonight’s BBC Question Time unless Alistair Campbell is withdrawn.
    Are the Tories starting their long-awaited attack on the BBC’s blatant pro-Labour bias?

    http://www6.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2010/05/27/is-the-coalition-right-to-boycott-question-time/

    Like

    • 146
      City of Vice says:

      When should government ministers debate with a Labour spin doctor? If Labour can’t put up a competent front rank politician then ‘the coalition’ is right to tell the BBC to fuck off

      Like

      • 155
        revolting peasant. says:

        Yep- the coalition is calling the shots now and if they don’t want to appear on the same panel as that lying war criminal then that’s their perogative. Labour needs to get used to the fact that they no longer set the agenda.
        Piers Morgan doing a great job on Campbell over WMD.

        Like

      • 163
        Dave feels like a chicken tonight says:

        Chinless Dave and his gutless wonders are too scared to debate a pathetic lying warcriminal like Campbell. Doesn’t exactly fill you with confidence does it ?

        Like

        • 167
          revolting peasant. says:

          I’ve got more confidence in the coalition that the previous administration that lied to the country to take us into an illegal war and ran billions of pounds worth of debts.

          Like

          • Dave feels like a chicken tonight says:

            They were a bunch of incompetent greedy lying bloodthirsty C’unts.

            Well spotted.

            Sort of makes my point that Dave the wonderboy being scared of their old lying despised warcriminal spinner may be why why he couldn’t even win a majority against such an obvious pile of worn out shit.

            Gutless.

            Like

          • Susie says:

            Campbell better get used to being a pariah. Grieve’s going to release Dr. Kelly’s autopsy.

            Like

          • Afraid of Dave says:

            shut the fuck up TAT

            Like

          • TaT's Drawers says:

            TAT TWAT TAT TWAT TAT TWAT TAT TWAT TAT TWAT TAT TWAT TAT TWAT TAT TWAT TAT TWAT TAT TWAT TAT TWAT TAT TWAT TAT CRIPPLE SPASTIC CRACKHEAD INNIT? CRIPPLE SPASTIC CRACKHEAD INNIT? CRIPPLE SPASTIC CRACKHEAD INNIT? CRIPPLE SPASTIC CRACKHEAD INNIT? CRIPPLE SPASTIC CRACKHEAD INNIT? CRIPPLE SPASTIC CRACKHEAD INNIT? CRIPPLE SPASTIC CRACKHEAD INNIT? CRIPPLE SPASTIC CRACKHEAD INNIT?

            Like

          • Top Boy says:

            Fucking hell what is this, spastic night?

            Like

    • 225
      New Labour is dead! says:

      Great news if the coalition are declaring war on the BBC current affairs team. There thousands of communists working at the BBC corrupting minds with their lies and propaganda.

      Like

  37. 126
    Post-Election Frolics says:

    Bad Al vs Piers Moron a couple of mins away…….

    Like

  38. 129
    Post-Election Frolics says:

    Another al-Jabeeba stitch-up. Instead of getting a Liebore frontbencher, they’ve got Bad Al, and the first question is from a Liebore plant. Bunch of fucking Hunts.

    Like

  39. 130
    resident of Merthyr says:

    Life is grand here in Wales see. I never worked in my life see. I got two brats and my husband says we don’t live together see. I get £1600 amonth in benefits see. Why would I go to work boyo?

    Like

  40. 132
    Post-Election Frolics says:

    Privatise the fucking BBC ASAP. It’s a fucking joke.

    Like

  41. 133
    Post-Election Frolics says:

    I can’t believe Piers Moron just parroted McDoom’s “It started in America” bollocks. And some pale faced twat in the audience just sucked Al’s cock. Good old BBC, packing its audience with Labour Hunts.

    Like

  42. 135
    village idiot says:

    what a bunch of cun.ts on QT. why is moron there? who is camp bell? fucking wankers.

    Like

  43. 136
    Post-Election Frolics says:

    Someone fucking batter that arsehole Campbell. And twat Dimbers round the neck while they’re at it.

    Like

  44. 140
    Post-Election Frolics says:

    I wish Alistair Campbell would die of a combination of AIDS, cancer and MS.

    Like

    • 147
      ted miniballs says:

      He also deserves to be simultaneously burned to death and drowned whilst having his gonads removed without anaesthetic. simultaneously. at the same time. c.unt.

      Like

      • 162
        Post-Election Frolics says:

        I’d like the Pulp Fiction method – a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

        Like

  45. 142
    Dr David Kelly says:

    I’ll be visiting Alistair in his dreams tonight.

    Like

  46. 144
    bird wsb says:

    There are limits to human endurance – I’ve just turned off Question Time. I recommend you do too, or double your hypertension medication stat.

    Like

    • 219
      michael says:

      i did the same , Michael, Spain .

      Like

      • 226
        michael says:

        then i turned on ..this week..only to see ..the poisonous dwarf…so i turned that off and had an early night….bring back itchy and scratchy. Michael, Spain .

        Like

  47. 150
    Wm T Sherman says:

    Hey, what’s with all the Anglo-Saxon names? I smell racism.

    Like

  48. 151
    Keith Joseph's Preserved Pulsing Head says:

    The government is possibly being quite clever refusing to appear with Campbell on QT
    Yes the BBC can stand on its high horse NOW and refuse to alter its policy…

    BUT the NEXT time they are putting together any panel the programme producer will have to think ” shall we have Campbell ? Nah… better not…. or we won’t get a government minister”
    So it may be that Campbell is effectively frozen out of TV
    I hope so

    Like

    • 164
      Post-Election Frolics says:

      I’d like Campbell to freeze to death.

      Like

    • 176
      Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

      I think you’ll find that QT’s producer used to be my Groom of the Stool. He’s on a paltry £ 600,000 per annum ( pre expenses )

      Like

      • 223
        New Labour is dead! says:

        David Laws is in charge of the public purse strings and has a big axe. It is a very bad move by the BBC to piss him off and call him a bond villian. Time to get back some of our money by privitising the BBC.

        Like

        • 235
          WMD says:

          Get your facts right at least before talking shit.

          It was the Warcriminal Campbell who said it.

          Like

  49. 153
    Spad U Like says:

    I like mine gently split open with a generous insertion of butter.

    Like

  50. 154
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    I’m still out here in the Middle East, looking for those Weapons of Mass Destruction.

    (Thnks) About time I bought another property in the UK.

    Like

    • 161
      Post-Election Frolics says:

      Has Slotgob finished spending the £20m blood money you’ve made from the million dead Iraqis?

      Like

  51. 156
    Warcriminal bleats excuses says:

    Campbell talking complete bullshit on Iraq
    If only there was someone like Hislop or Oborne to eviscerate him instead of the pathetic Piers.

    Like

  52. 158
    Cleggometer says:

    Question Time AljaBeeba Showdown

    Time for this government to stop the Beeb from inviting sycophants of the last government from appearing on current affairs programmes.

    How can the national audience get a representative view of politics from inviting ex-spin doctors and ex-national rag editors?

    Good on the government not to send anyone. Redwood on the other hand has made some very good points. The off-camera but on-microphone quip about Morgan’s very regrettable return to the UK (with designer suntan) was a great piece of live “tele”.

    Like

    • 165
      Post-Election Frolics says:

      It’s come to something when John Redwood is the only human being on a panel.

      Like

      • 171
        revolting peasant. says:

        Would this be a good time to repeat my tale of a friend who was told her application for three tickets to the Woking edition of QT before the election had been successful. Only for the offer to be withdrawn by QT the following day because she was a floating voter and not a Labour supporter.
        The same QT that is now self righteously claiming to be impartial.

        Like

        • 215
          I read the Daily Mail says:

          I had a Conservative friend who was about to enter the Question Time studios but was kidnapped and raped by Kim Jong Il and the ghost of Stalin before she could get in.

          And that my friends is why the BBC should be scrapped.

          Like

          • revolting peasant says:

            I’d try a broadsheet to get a more balanced view of the news.
            Your plan to scrap the BBC is echoed by many on this site- but not by me.

            Like

      • 222
        New Labour is dead! says:

        The government should refuse to send people on the BBC until they sack all their pro-Labour propagandists, their entire “news” team.

        Like

  53. 159
    Post-Election Frolics says:

    Stupid fucking woman in the audience just said the Left won the election and added “I’m sorry, I can’t change that fact, they won”. Fuck off, you affected Hunt.

    Like

    • 242
      President Omaha says:

      Notice that most of the audience cheered her on, just like they cheer whenever panelists mention joining the Euro on other nights. There must be some freedom of information request that could shed light on how they choose the audience.

      Like

    • 250
      John From Belfast says:

      You should listen PTO to the man from Belfast on (New page) TalkSPORT who speaks as if he reads from a prepared script.

      Like

  54. 166
    Fat Royal Ginger Moneygrubber for Hire says:

    the Warcriminals sticking up for fatty now, not a good sign

    Like

  55. 168
    Post-Election Frolics says:

    Campbell is officially insane. He had a framed photo of David Laws with him on QT and called him “the new Bond villain.”

    I wish someone would kick the ever loving shit out of that lying, evil Hunt.

    Like

    • 172
      Where are the WMD? says:

      Ha! A compulsive liar and bully with the blood of thousands of Iraqis and hundreds of our own troops on his hands calling someone else a villain!

      Like

      • 177
        Post-Election Frolics says:

        Best bit was when he got annoyed someone asked him how he’d feel if his kids had been killed fighting in Iraq!

        Like

    • 184
      Anonymous says:

      If I met the c-u-n-t I’d finish the job Adam Boulton started…

      Like

      • 208
        pair of C@nts says:

        I’d rather batter moron for those hoax pics,i wouldn’t even mind the queue. Putting serviceman at risk to sell a rag, he should be exiled permanently or just shot.

        Like

    • 221
      New Labour is dead! says:

      Campbell was the villian who arranged the death of brave Dr Kelly.

      Like

  56. 169
    Post-Election Frolics says:

    Oh shittery. Fucking Hazel Jeers on This Week.

    Like

  57. 170
    reeser says:

    According to some moonbat div on QT, Labour won the election, ( cue cheers and applause from care in the community, awayday QT audience)

    Yeah, the inmates have certainly taken over the asylum.

    Like

    • 175
      Post-Election Frolics says:

      I know, I saw the deluded lefty Hunt. The affected way she said “I’m sorry, I can’t change the fact the Left won” made me want to kick the TV in.

      Like

    • 216
      Baggy Drawers says:

      no they didn’t
      you’re a fucking liar

      Like

  58. 173
    The Post-Dave Leadership Campaign starts here says:

    David Davis pretty blatantly getting facetime on TW to raise his profile.
    Watch your back Dave, unlike you Davis knows how to wield a knife.

    Like

  59. 179
    Big Society says:

    Does Big Society mean we are getting more immigrants? Does it mean the Nazi Mums Net are going to be having huge families? Does it mean dwarves will be forcefully removed from the country? Does it mean a celebration of obesity? Does it mean over inflated egos taking over the country? Wtf does Big Society mean? Weasel words!

    Like

    • 183
      Eric Pigckles and his amazing Pies says:

      The Big Society was actually just what the Cameroons called Porky Pickles.
      They liked the sound of it and then stuck it on the manifesto without bothering to explain it to anyone.

      Pickles is big enough to be considered an entire soceity, albiet one which functions through a Pie based currency.

      Like

    • 206
      albacore says:

      I like your style but the authorised version is itself beyond parody. Enjoy:

      http://www.conservatives.com/Policy/Where_we_stand/Big_Society.aspx

      Like

      • 241
        lolol says:

        There was I thinking we had joined with North Korea, I was wrong,seems it’s just the new Cameroons thinking have been thinking far far left of the left wing envelope,always thought the NuCons were to the right, I was wrong again,very chameleon of them,different colours to different people even on different days,think they need to make the most of their success as bubbles do burst.

        Like

  60. 220
    New Labour is dead! says:

    The BBC preferred to have their true Director General and Director of News, Alastair Campbell, on Question Time rather than a government minister.

    Time for Daivd Laws to take his revenge by cutting the salaries of useless Labour twats at the BBC.

    Like

  61. 227
    New Labour is dead! says:

    How about Guy News putting together a Question Time of real Bond Villains?

    I like a girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons. – Francisco Scaramanga

    12 seconds. One day we must invent a faster working venom. — Blofeld

    Man has climbed Mt. Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He’s fired rockets at the moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor… except crime! — Auric Goldfinger

    I might as well ask if all those vodka martinis silenced the screams of all the men you’ve killed… or if you’ve found forgiveness in the arms of all those willing women for the dead ones you failed to protect. — Alec Trevelyan

    The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. — Elliot Carver

    Like

  62. 229
    oldfella says:

    hey remember the story of the illegal immigrant cleaner and the forgetful, even of her own laws, attorney general?

    guess who ended up going to gaol?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1281941/Baroness-Scotlands-illegal-immigrant-cleaner-jailed-months-conning-Attorney-General-hire-her.html#comments

    Like

    • 231
      lolol says:

      Those who make the law,appear to be above the law,she once had power now the slippery slope of time will take what’s left away and she will make the same mistake,what comes around etc.

      Like

  63. 232
    Gordon "Irn Bru" Brown says:

    First

    Like

  64. 237
    thick as thieves says:

    Lord Ashcroft

    ……….there I’ve said it !!!

    Like

  65. 238
    Ed Balls says:

    Tories: David Cameron isn’t just a pretty face.

    And they’re right too.

    He looks like a fucking prick.

    Like

  66. 239
    Indigo says:

    Listening to R4 “Today” this morning – is it just me, or is the deluded BBC actually starting a rear-guard action in support of ID cards? They had Blunkett and someone else on, and the “take home message” seemed to be that it was hysterical to think that ID cards were a threat to personal freedom. Whose idea was that – is Mandelson still giving orders to the BBC?

    The BBC’s Marxist bias, thrashing about in outraged denial of Labour’s defeat at the election, is quite extraordinary.

    I am cancelling my tv licence today. The last straw for me was learning that £1bn of public funds, intended for programme-making, is being used to fill up a black hole in their pension scheme. I can now think of many better uses for £145-odd of my money.

    Like

    • 243
      lolol says:

      They had some stupid cow on AlJaBeeb North West last night from Manchester who had bought an id card,I thought it would have been a better interview if they asked her who she worked for,I seem to have the opinion that she was a uncivil servant,sometimes trying to save your own jobs jumps to the for.

      Like

  67. 240
    David Cameron says:

    Good Morning

    The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman’s poodle.

    The war-weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may I have that seat?”

    The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular “Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.”

    The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.

    “Please, ma’am. May I sit down? I’m very tired.”

    She snorted, “Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!”

    This time the Marine didn’t say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

    The woman shrieked, “Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place!”

    An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, “Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road and now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.”

    Like

  68. 252

    [...] assertive — aggressive, one might say — and noisy during the show.  Guido Fawkes’s readers have had enough (hope they don’t mind my borrowing a couple prescient [...]

    Like


Seen Elsewhere

BBC: It Was Guido Wot Won It | MediaGuido
Nick Robinson’s Britain First Selfie | Metro
Dyson: Leave German Dominated EU, Join EFTA |
How UKIP Won Rochester | Seb Payne
Labour’s Islington Problem | Harry Phibbs
Ed Lost More Than a By-Election | Labour Uncut
Labour the Biggest Losers in Rochester | Speccie
Thornberry a Gift to Farage | Nick Wood
Is Left Finally Turning Against EU? | Dan Hannan
Labour Votes Going Green | Guardian
UKIP Winning Class War | Tim Stanley


Find out more about PLMR AD-MS


Ralph Miliband on the English…

“The Englishman is a rabid nationalist. They are perhaps the most nationalist people in the world.”



Left on Left says:

The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:






RSS




AddThis Feed Button
Archive


Labels
Guido Reads
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,600 other followers