May 27th, 2010

A Not So Cunning Fox

Keeping with the courteous cross-party tradition of praising whoever gives their first Commons speech, Liam Fox flattered Labour MP Alison Seabeck yesterday for her “incredibly informed maiden speech, albeit a highly political one”. One slight problem – Seabeck was elected in 2005.

Quick to respond with “that wasn’t my maiden speech” a cross Seabeck went on to remind the Secretary of State for Defence that she had spent the last Parliament lobbying hard for the Plymouth defence industry, but it seems Fox hadn’t noticed her across the benches. Perhaps the good doctor should focus more on reality rather than daydreaming about bringing down Dave.

Via Matt Chorley


156 Comments

  1. 1
    mental fuckin gone says:

    Proberly stressed from the mess he found in his department

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  2. 2
    LEMON TREE says:

    nO – HE FANCIES HER FOR SURE!!!

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    • 18

      Fox by Clocks likes fox in specs
      fox in specs thinks Fox by box,
      Should go in stocks
      for talking boll-ocks.

      Pratt in the Hat

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      • 146
        Pickled Wizard says:

        Nope – Seabeck has done three tenths the square root of fuck all for us down here in Plymouth. So its no wonder she hasn’t been noticed .

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  3. 4
    Anonymous says:

    He’s a top man, Fox. His comments on the war were great, even if his concept of our ‘interests’ is off.

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  4. 5
    Rendition, Torture & War Apologist Miliband says:

    Alison Seabeck? What troughing, pathetic, controlling, saddos Labour are.

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  5. 6

    fox is a war monger although not as bad as Patrick Mercer MP

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    • 24

      Mercer’s a top man – at least he’s had the bottle to put on a uniform and fight, even if the wars are misguided.

      Fox’s comment about 13th century shitholes were spot on – if Islam had kept up the scholarly tradition of the Abassids rather than retreating into tribalism and negativity, it might have progressed, but societies of ignorant goatherds armed with AKs will never be part of the civilised world, and should be isolated and left to self destruct.

      As you might guess, I’m no fan of your backward religion.

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      • 32
        Dick the Prick says:

        Isn’t it just polite to ignore Labour gimps?

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        • 47
          Anon says:

          Ah, so anybody who argues against our doomed and pointless military adventure in Afghanistan is a Labour gimp?
          But it was Labour warmongering gimps who sent us on this pointless endeavour in the first place so your comment is just a load of bollocks.
          innit.

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      • 52
        Sir William Waad says:

        Goatherds with AKs is hardly typical of Muslims round the world, in my admittedly patchy experience. We’re unlucky in that we get rather a lot of the NW-frontier type Wahhabists and weirdos, rather than the other sort who are either intensely religious but don’t imagine they’re *****’s personal spokesman or are the kind who might give up alcohol for Ramadan, at least during the day.

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        • 63
          Mr Ned says:

          All the Abrahamic religions have their own backwards fundamentalists and all of them are a retarded as each other. From the Islamic extremists to the Israeli Zionist extremists to the Christian fundamentalists.

          They are ALL batshit insane and none of them should ever be allowed near political power or weaponry of any kind!

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        • 64
          Mr Ned says:

          All the Abrahamic religions have their own backwards fundamentalists and all of them are a retarded as each other. From the Islamic extremists to the Israeli Zi0nist extremists to the Christian fundamentalists.

          They are ALL batshit insane and none of them should ever be allowed near political power or weaponry of any kind!

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        • 69
          david dogsbreath says:

          Sir William, I agree not all muslims are goatherds with AK’s. Many muslims have no goats at all.

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    • 66
      Gorgon was my hero says:

      Oh no – not you again! GO HOME IF YOU DON’T LIKE THIS COUNTRY – there are plenty of back waters where you will be welcome [but where you wo't get any State handouts]. In other words bog off you pillock!

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  6. 7

    Typical, Ministers cannot see past their own egos . . . .

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    • 34
      Slightly Foxed says:

      I sympathise with him – these Blair “babes” all look the same to me (particularly after lunch) and none is worth a second look. So how was he supposed to know this one had been around for 5 years?
      Tag: Uggerwatch

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      • 49
        Anon says:

        Nah, he’s just a wanker…

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      • 97
        EastMidlander says:

        As I posted elsewhere, is it my imagination that the latest intake of Labour wimmin are even more ugly than the last lot.Most of the ones I have watched making their “maiden speech” would probably frighten the horses and look if they have never experienced a proper orgasm.

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      • 147
        Pickled Wizard says:

        Man alive – that must have been some lunch!

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  7. 8
    Fucking delicious! says:

    You tory window-lickers know how to deal with foxes, right? So, shoot the twat…

    Fucking delicious!

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    • 10
      I am a sad fucker i bought spiceworld the movie says:

      Its you fucking lefties that banned it!

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    • 13
      Minekiller says:

      Sorry FD, shooting foxes in droves came about after your pals brought in the ‘hunting ban’, the posh people hunt them down with hounds and rip ‘em to pieces don’t you know! Tally Ho!

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    • 14
      Sir William Waad says:

      One can still shoot a fox, gas it, or poison it. One can kill it in almost any way as long as one doesn’t have any fun doing so. The objection to hunting was not that it gave pain to the fox but that it gave pleasure to the hunters.

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    • 33
      Dick the Prick says:

      Whey hey hey – long time no get proper bored FD. How’s the sex pestery going?

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      • 62
        Anon says:

        Asked the sex pest.

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        • 113
          AC1 says:

          Where’……s the blog?
          Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog?
          Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog? Where’……s the blo-o-og?
          Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog?
          Where’……s the blo-o-og? Where’s the blog!?

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    • 70
      Tossflap Watch says:

      Hello FD- I always wondered what had happened to you.

      Remember, when Jockland leaves the Union please be sure to shut the door on your way out.

      Tossflap.

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      • 142
        Fucking delicious! says:

        Ah, how kind you are tory-boy. What ism do you suffer from?

        BTW, once we here in the most beautiful country in this shitty fucking world – aka Scotland – tire of the condem administration’s attempts to impose their non-democratic ideas on we Scots, the door will be slamming in your fat fucking english face. Twat.

        The condems: yet another bunch of dung beetles emerging at the top of the putrid shit-hole that is westminister. And so the game goes on…

        Fucking delicious!

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        • 148
          Pickled Wizard says:

          Looking, as it were, towards those who remain within their own shithole, not having the intellect to realise that the sunshine is outside.

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        • 149
          Tossflap Watch says:

          FD, I suffer from no ‘ism’. I am a democrat.

          Therefore, if you want your nation’s independence then please hurry up with the referendum. I can’t wait to see Scotland descend into a humungous mess once the Scottish Government is forced to stop sucking at the English taxpayer’s teat.

          We should ensure none of you can leave by building a fuck-off huge wall along the border.

          Now THAT would be fucking delicious!

          Tossflap.

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  8. 9
    I am a sad fucker i bought spiceworld the movie says:

    Who cares , Had enough of labour

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    • 12
      Minekiller says:

      Since no one has given a shit about Plymouth or the Royal Navy for the past thirteen years, it isn’t surprising he didn’t know her.

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  9. 11
    The last quango in Paris says:

    he probably said enjoyed your speech maiden.

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  10. 15
    Liam Fucks says:

    Fox is the new Hoon.

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  11. 16
    Bing Crosby's Stunt Double says:

    Can’t blame Fox. I’d never heard of her either. Sounds like a coastal erosion programme in Suffolk.

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    • 53
      Anon says:

      You are Liam ‘Wanker’ Fox’s press secretary and I claim my £5.00

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      • 114
        AC1 says:

        TaT,
        Where’……s the blog?
        Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog?
        Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog? Where’……s the blo-o-og?
        Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog?
        Where’……s the blo-o-og? Where’s the blog!?

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      • 139
        Bing Crosby's Stunt Double says:

        No I’m not and I’ll have that in gin.

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        • 144
          Anon says:

          Well you fucking well should be.
          Will Plymouth gin suffice?

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          • Bing Crosby's Stunt Double says:

            It’s a bit matlow. Buy a pint for the next bloke you see in a pub in Number Twos and we’ll call it sorted.

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  12. 17
    Miss Direction says:

    Well done Guido! The penny has finally dropped with you! Seabeck is nothing more than a pathetic distraction from the truth and the reality of war.

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  13. 19
    I am a sad fucker i bought spiceworld the movie says:

    At least he has a tv station named after him.

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  14. 20
    MI5 says:

    Balls lying through his teeth again in his answer to you on Labour Uncut

    Normal I suppose…

    F’ck him and his smearing machine

    And all those Like Macbride and Draper and Thuggie Whelan who were/are part of it…

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  15. 21

    This labour uncut.
    Is it trying to imply ‘Labour uncircumsicsed. Ed Balls ‘intact’.
    Is it subliminally anti Milibands?

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  16. 22
    Snake Spotter says:

    I don’t like the look of him, eyes much to close together.

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  17. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Can’t see MPs on the opposite benches? Can’t see motorcyclists either can he?

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  18. 28
    I am a sad fucker i bought spiceworld the movie says:

    What is he a Dr in?

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  19. 29

    We all know that New Labour were the Nazis in blog terms. Balls even has the uniform.
    The Cameroons must be the commenwealth but the liberal Democrats , are they the Free French, the Soviets or the Italians?

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    • 55
      Anon says:

      Bill, the Cameroons represent the Commonwealth?
      Don’t be silly, they are as racist as the Lib Dems the BN P and Labour party: the Tories think it is okay for white Europeans to travel freely around Europe but they are preventing non white Commonwealth members from doing the same.
      Welcome to the International Front AKA the EU.

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  20. 31
    I am a sad fucker i bought spiceworld the movie says:

    Aint been to bad since Dave took over , suns been shining, England won the world 20/20, No major injuries for the world cup

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  21. 35
    Sid James says:

    Getaway. Blimey etc.

    Our local MP is Seabeck, A. Not a bad sort, all things considered. She and Bradshaw remain to fly the red flag in the whole of the South West. People bang on endlessly about that 1 Conservative Scot MP -it’s the polar opposite down here -virtually a Labour-free zone.

    Nice, eh?

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  22. 36
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    He was just taking the piss. After all, anyone in the liebour party is now officially a loser, so let him have his fun.

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  23. 37
    Ben Dover says:

    Is this a Fox hunt…..Tally ho!

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  24. 38
    Miss Direction says:

    A couple of pathetic Hoons trying to have a debate about Defence. Each as pathetic as the other. One day we will get grown ups to debate politics. Which begs the question, why do we have to put up with pathetic, idiotic hoons playing silly games with our lifes? I would really like an answer to this question.

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    • 78
      Mr Ned says:

      Why do we put up with it? I was wondering the same thing for the last 15 years or so.

      It’s because we are British and brainwashed into being active enough to passively comply with what we are programmed to believe is “the norm” and we are apathetic enough not to react to being (metaphorically) serially butt-fucked by the Government, the Corporations and each other!

      They have the ‘active/apathy’ balance has been very effectively programmed into the British psyche for generations.

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      • 116
        AC1 says:

        Or is it because we don’t wear Tin Foil hats to bed like you do?

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        • 132
          Call me infidel says:

          AC1 to be fair to Mr. Ned I think what he getting at stems from the welfare state. I disagree with the corporations part, but in general if you make the public clients for welfare, by and large you change the state into the role of pusher. Much of the UK public are now totally welfare dependent and since this has been going on for generations assume this is the way life is anymore. They may be in for a rude awakening shortly.

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  25. 39
    I am a sad fucker i bought spiceworld the movie says:

    Did that tramp thats married to the speaker get elected?

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  26. 42
    Taxfodder says:

    Liam Fox trougher Conservative MP who was forced to make an expenses repayment after his appeal against a request to return £22,500 was rejected.

    Mr Fox’s lengthy battle to avoid repaying overclaims for mortgage interest was thrown out by the high court judge appointed to hear challenges against the audit of Commons allowances by Sir Thomas Legg.

    Mr Fox had increased the loan on his London second home in order to pay for decorating work and to fund his main constituency home, and breached the rules by claiming for the higher interest payments.

    SCUM! should have been locked up…clean up parliment don’t make me laugh the blokes a crook!

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  27. 54
    I am a sad fucker i bought spiceworld the movie says:

    Anyone missing Gordon yet?

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    • 58
      Old Spice says:

      Gordon who?

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      • 138

        Its the quiet that a lack of Gordon brings that is to be enjoyed.
        He was so very noisy with his clunking fist and relaunching himself every day.
        And all those policy crashes, screeching U-turns, squealing of plotters, the twang of the unions pulling his strings, the whine of backbenchers, the banging of class war drums. All accompanied by the relentless drone of made up statistics.

        So much more peaceful without him.

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    • 59
      Duncan says:

      I miss the hole in my head too.

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    • 71
      With All Those Drones How Come The Taliban Can Plant So Many IEDs says:

      Yes, where is he, perhaps holed up somewhere with Gerald Kaufman, I have not seen him for some time!

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    • 74
      Gorgon was my hero says:

      I miss McMental – he made me laugh until I pissed myself – life seems strangly dull now.

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  28. 56
    THE AFGHANISTAN OCCUPATION WILL BURY DAVID CAMERON AS IT BURIED GORDON BROWN says:

    Could someone explain what the hell we are doing in Afghanistan?

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    • 73
      The Sage says:

      Apparently it’s where all the Pak.istani terrori.sts come from!

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      • 76
        AFGHANISTAN IS DAVID CAMERON'S VIETNAM IT IS A NEW DAWN IS IT NOT? says:

        But Alqaeda terrorists come from Saudi Arabia, not Afghanistan.

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        • 82
          Mr Ned says:

          And Egypt, and Turkey and Israel, and Algeria.

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          • EVERY SOLDIER WE LOSE IN AFGHANISTAN IS DAVID CAMERON'S FAULT FROM NOW ON says:

            But not Afghanistan.

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        • 89
          The Sage says:

          That’s strange, there I was thinking that every terrorist who has ever tried to blow up innocent English people were in fact British Pa.kist.anis!

          S.audi just provides the finances

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        • 123
          Globalist whopper says:

          Look, for the last time, we are in Afghanistan so the streets of Bognor Regis can be free of terrorists. In order to successfully introduce freedom and democracy in that country, it is inevitable that we lose those very same rights in this country, to protect us from the terrorist threat. Got it?

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    • 94
      Mower man says:

      wait to see if Government send anyone to Wootton Bassett?

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      • 124
        Globalist whopper says:

        Presumably so they would die of shame, I take it.

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      • 136
        wooton says:

        Wasn’t someone flown home yesterday?

        I was rather hoping someone from the new Gov. might at least meet the plane.

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      • 139
        Nunc Dimitis says:

        Apropos Wooten…it’ll be interesting to see if they carry through with awarding the prefix “Royal” which they criticised the Labour government for not doing. And as regards Ministers attending repatriations I’ve said that for the last few years …. I don’t expect the PM to attend but surely it’s not beyond the wit of the Cabinet Office to allocate by rotation a Cabinet Minister to be on the tarmac when the coffins come off as an official representative of the government ? It might concentrate their minds a bit more regarding getting the boys back if they have to stand on the tarmac in the sweltering heat or with rain pissing down their necks everytime a repatriation occurs. But like Labour Government before them …. I won’t hold my breath on this one.

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    • 135
      Don't mention Afghanistan says:

      Nobody knows in the government that’s for sure …..but it’s comforting to know that John Reid told the country in 2006 as we deployed to Helmand that we would exit the country without firing a shot in anger…another fucking Labour lie !!!

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  29. 61
    Wanksy says:

    Here is what you get with 13 years of NuLiebor education, this was designed by someone with BA Hons & bar 2.1 in graphic design. But it kept him off the dole for a while.

    http://labour-uncut.co.uk/category/uncut/

    Although I see it is honest in including those Liebor icons, CCTV, worthless except for enforcing extra motoring taxes.

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  30. 67
    I am a sad fucker i bought spiceworld the movie says:

    Going well at Lords 221-2

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    • 84
      AFGHANISTAN IS DAVID CAMERON'S VIETNAM IT IS A NEW DAWN IS IT NOT? NOT REALLY says:

      WELL DONE YOU SAD FUCKER, TALK ABOUT A LOAD OF SHIT BUT DON’T, REPEAT DON’T TALK ABOUT OUR ILLEGAL OCCUPATION OF AFGHANISTAN AND DON’T TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE ARE STILL TORTURING AFGHANS AND BOMBING THEIR WEDDINGS. WE DON’T WANT DAVE TARRED WITH THE WAR CRIMINAL BRUSH AS THAT WOULD REALLY FUCK HIM UP BIG STYLE.
      GOOD WORK SAD FUCKER KEEP IT UP.

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      • 120
        Sir William Waad says:

        Halfway down on the left, the Caps Lock key.

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        • 129
          You made me turn down my hearing aid says:

          I think you will find he is being a bit smothered by his own Tal.iban hat and thinks he has to shout.

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      • 121
        AC1 says:

        Remember this?

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        • 145
          Anon says:

          Yes, I remember it well.
          The terrorist who organised the mass murder was a Saudi Arabian, as were most of the terrorists who committed the mass murder.
          Not one of them was an Afghan.
          And the Saudi Arabian terrorist who organised it was a close family friend of the Bush family.
          And George Bush let the members of the Bin Laden family fly out of America when all no other planes were allowed to fly.
          Remember AC1?

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  31. 68
    marcus aurelius says:

    perhaps it shows what a useless job the ZanuLiebor cow did “lobbying for Plymouth Defence Industry”” indeed.

    ZaNu defence policy has moved on since Kinnochio’s “take to the hills with a .303″

    Now it’s all about European integration. The supervisory boards of Thales and Siemens will decide which locations get jobs in “defence” – it won’t have anything to do with anyone that Bitish voters elect.

    Common purpose – preparing for a post democratic Europe

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    • 127
      Globalist whopper says:

      As McRuin pointed out “An interdependent Europe in an interdependent world”. Of course what he really meant was, managed national subservience.
      Say what you want about Bliar and Brown, they were tremendous servants for their masters.

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  32. 75
    Nozick says:

    I very much doubt either Dr Fox or Alison Seabeck can deal with facts & reality. Political posturing & troughing is all they can manage. Fed up with useless Hoons. Well past their sell buy date.

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  33. 77
    Trenchard's Brat says:

    I thought proctology was an American type speciality. Wonder if the trade is divided into nationalites. Maybe the trade has its biases. Someone should ask Dr Fox wherewith his curious interest.

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    • 115
      South of the M4 says:

      I am sure it comes from his wish to find out from exactly which orifice doth he speak.

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  34. 90
    look-a-likey says:

    Liam Fox rhymes with donkey’s knob

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  35. 92
    petrocelli says:

    My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

    When I was a little biddy boy
    My grandma bought me a cute little toy
    Two Silver bells on a string
    She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won’t you play with My Ding-A-Ling
    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won’t you play with My Ding-A-Ling

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    • 99
      Trivia says:

      Chuck’s only UK number 1

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    • 102

      How’s the house coming along?

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    • 103
      AFGHANISTAN = DAVID CAMERON'S VIETNAM says:

      WELL DONE YOU SAD FUCKER, TALK ABOUT A LOAD OF SHIT BUT DON’T, REPEAT DON’T TALK ABOUT OUR ILLEGAL OCCUPATION OF AFGHANISTAN AND DON’T TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE ARE STILL TORTURING AFGHANS AND BOMBING THEIR WEDDINGS. WE DON’T WANT DAVE TARRED WITH THE WAR CRIMINAL BRUSH AS THAT WOULD REALLY FUCK HIM UP BIG STYLE.
      GOOD WORK SAD FUCKER KEEP IT UP YOU SAD FUCK

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      • 122

        Get a fucking grip!

        Tit.

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        • 131
          DAVID CAMERON AFGHANISTAN = VIETNAM says:

          I have got a good grip, a good grip right round David Cameron’s neck.
          And that is where it will remain until our troops are removed from harm’s way.

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          • Call me infidel says:

            I suspect your grip is more likely focused on your tool. I see you managed to pause long enough to switch the caps lock off though. Well done.

            Like

          • Talibantastic says:

            Why DO you wear those silly hats, it is 2010 you know.

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        • 150
          Blog black spotted? says:

          When I posted the same comment twice a few days ago (in different parts of a thread) a notice from Blogger came up to tell me so and refused to process the second time. So how come this tit manages to get two goes at the same thing? Is it cos I is white?

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  36. 95
    I despise Labour says:

    O/T ID cards scrapped. £250 + down the swanny because of Big Bully Brother labour pet projects. Arseholes!

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  37. 96
    Justice At Last says:

    Good to see Baroness Scotland’s housekeeper sent to jail. No less than she deserves for duping that innocent and upright Scottish woman.

    Like

  38. 98
    I despise Labour says:

    Sorry £25O million +

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    • 112
      So do I says:

      Do you know, that if you tried to pay off Liebors debt at the rate of £1, one british pound per second – it would take over thirty one thousand years to replay it.

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  39. 119
    I despise Labour scum says:

    Is it just me or does anyone else think Facebook is trying to cash in on invading their customer’s privacy?

    Like

    • 153
      I Den Totty says:

      So stop being so bloody stupid and don’t use it. Easy when you think about it.

      Like

  40. 156
    Hideaki Wakui says:

    Ninja invisibility used Guido-san?

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