A Not So Cunning Fox
Keeping with the courteous cross-party tradition of praising whoever gives their first Commons speech, Liam Fox flattered Labour MP Alison Seabeck yesterday for her “incredibly informed maiden speech, albeit a highly political one”. One slight problem – Seabeck was elected in 2005.
Quick to respond with “that wasn’t my maiden speech” a cross Seabeck went on to remind the Secretary of State for Defence that she had spent the last Parliament lobbying hard for the Plymouth defence industry, but it seems Fox hadn’t noticed her across the benches. Perhaps the good doctor should focus more on reality rather than daydreaming about bringing down Dave.
Via Matt Chorley
Proberly stressed from the mess he found in his department
What a Hoooon!
Nah, he’s just a wanker.
Daft old Basil Brush! It looks as though he has caught a duffer bug off Bumblin’ Bob Ainsworth’s lav seat.
When are the Con-dems bringing back fox-hunting !!!
nO – HE FANCIES HER FOR SURE!!!
Fox by Clocks likes fox in specs
fox in specs thinks Fox by box,
Should go in stocks
for talking boll-ocks.
Pratt in the Hat
Nope – Seabeck has done three tenths the square root of fuck all for us down here in Plymouth. So its no wonder she hasn’t been noticed .
He’s a top man, Fox. His comments on the war were great, even if his concept of our ‘interests’ is off.
Nah, he’s just a wanker
He is gay.. a rent boy nicked his laptop.. so go the rumours in the Army.
Alison Seabeck? What troughing, pathetic, controlling, saddos Labour are.
fox is a war monger although not as bad as Patrick Mercer MP
Mercer’s a top man – at least he’s had the bottle to put on a uniform and fight, even if the wars are misguided.
Fox’s comment about 13th century shitholes were spot on – if Islam had kept up the scholarly tradition of the Abassids rather than retreating into tribalism and negativity, it might have progressed, but societies of ignorant goatherds armed with AKs will never be part of the civilised world, and should be isolated and left to self destruct.
As you might guess, I’m no fan of your backward religion.
Isn’t it just polite to ignore Labour gimps?
Ah, so anybody who argues against our doomed and pointless military adventure in Afghanistan is a Labour gimp?
But it was Labour warmongering gimps who sent us on this pointless endeavour in the first place so your comment is just a load of bollocks.
innit.
Goatherds with AKs is hardly typical of Muslims round the world, in my admittedly patchy experience. We’re unlucky in that we get rather a lot of the NW-frontier type Wahhabists and weirdos, rather than the other sort who are either intensely religious but don’t imagine they’re *****’s personal spokesman or are the kind who might give up alcohol for Ramadan, at least during the day.
All the Abrahamic religions have their own backwards fundamentalists and all of them are a retarded as each other. From the Islamic extremists to the Israeli Zionist extremists to the Christian fundamentalists.
They are ALL batshit insane and none of them should ever be allowed near political power or weaponry of any kind!
Or children !
All the Abrahamic religions have their own backwards fundamentalists and all of them are a retarded as each other. From the Islamic extremists to the Israeli Zi0nist extremists to the Christian fundamentalists.
They are ALL batshit insane and none of them should ever be allowed near political power or weaponry of any kind!
Spot on, Ned, absolutely spot on.
Well said New
Bang on!!
It’s just that the batshit insane happen to be the majority in the pedophile prophets religion..
Read what London Coloniser wrote about that stabbed MP.
Sir William, I agree not all muslims are goatherds with AK’s. Many muslims have no goats at all.
Good point david dogsbreath – and many a muslim marry their goats
That’s not a very Christian thing to say.
Oh no – not you again! GO HOME IF YOU DON’T LIKE THIS COUNTRY – there are plenty of back waters where you will be welcome [but where you wo't get any State handouts]. In other words bog off you pillock!
Said the benefit scrounging pillock.
Fuck off Tat.
You first.
Typical, Ministers cannot see past their own egos . . . .
I sympathise with him – these Blair “babes” all look the same to me (particularly after lunch) and none is worth a second look. So how was he supposed to know this one had been around for 5 years?
Tag: Uggerwatch
Nah, he’s just a wanker…
As I posted elsewhere, is it my imagination that the latest intake of Labour wimmin are even more ugly than the last lot.Most of the ones I have watched making their “maiden speech” would probably frighten the horses and look if they have never experienced a proper orgasm.
Man alive – that must have been some lunch!
You tory window-lickers know how to deal with foxes, right? So, shoot the twat…
Fucking delicious!
Its you fucking lefties that banned it!
Sorry FD, shooting foxes in droves came about after your pals brought in the ‘hunting ban’, the posh people hunt them down with hounds and rip ‘em to pieces don’t you know! Tally Ho!
One can still shoot a fox, gas it, or poison it. One can kill it in almost any way as long as one doesn’t have any fun doing so. The objection to hunting was not that it gave pain to the fox but that it gave pleasure to the hunters.
If one wants to get away with having fun like that, one should be a little more discrete about it.
Our cruelty to Fox tends to be just to laugh at him.
Or even more so by ignoring his ramblings
Whey hey hey – long time no get proper bored FD. How’s the sex pestery going?
Asked the sex pest.
Where’……s the blog?
Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog?
Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog? Where’……s the blo-o-og?
Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog?
Where’……s the blo-o-og? Where’s the blog!?
Sang the sex offender.
Hello FD- I always wondered what had happened to you.
Remember, when Jockland leaves the Union please be sure to shut the door on your way out.
Tossflap.
Ah, how kind you are tory-boy. What ism do you suffer from?
BTW, once we here in the most beautiful country in this shitty fucking world – aka Scotland – tire of the condem administration’s attempts to impose their non-democratic ideas on we Scots, the door will be slamming in your fat fucking english face. Twat.
The condems: yet another bunch of dung beetles emerging at the top of the putrid shit-hole that is westminister. And so the game goes on…
Fucking delicious!
Looking, as it were, towards those who remain within their own shithole, not having the intellect to realise that the sunshine is outside.
FD, I suffer from no ‘ism’. I am a democrat.
Therefore, if you want your nation’s independence then please hurry up with the referendum. I can’t wait to see Scotland descend into a humungous mess once the Scottish Government is forced to stop sucking at the English taxpayer’s teat.
We should ensure none of you can leave by building a fuck-off huge wall along the border.
Now THAT would be fucking delicious!
Tossflap.
Who cares , Had enough of labour
Since no one has given a shit about Plymouth or the Royal Navy for the past thirteen years, it isn’t surprising he didn’t know her.
he probably said enjoyed your speech maiden.
Fox is the new Hoon.
Nah. Hoon was the poor man’s Fox.
Can’t blame Fox. I’d never heard of her either. Sounds like a coastal erosion programme in Suffolk.
You are Liam ‘Wanker’ Fox’s press secretary and I claim my £5.00
TaT,
Where’……s the blog?
Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog?
Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog? Where’……s the blo-o-og?
Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog?
Where’……s the blo-o-og? Where’s the blog!?
No I’m not and I’ll have that in gin.
Well you fucking well should be.
Will Plymouth gin suffice?
It’s a bit matlow. Buy a pint for the next bloke you see in a pub in Number Twos and we’ll call it sorted.
Well done Guido! The penny has finally dropped with you! Seabeck is nothing more than a pathetic distraction from the truth and the reality of war.
At least he has a tv station named after him.
…And you can’t trust that either!
Its fucking funny though
Maybe he was using a polite way of insulting her.
Balls lying through his teeth again in his answer to you on Labour Uncut
Normal I suppose…
F’ck him and his smearing machine
And all those Like Macbride and Draper and Thuggie Whelan who were/are part of it…
This labour uncut.
Is it trying to imply ‘Labour uncircumsicsed. Ed Balls ‘intact’.
Is it subliminally anti Milibands?
I thought the same thing
But decided Zanu could not do something that intelligent…
I don’t like the look of him, eyes much to close together.
too
Thanks. Too keen to click the ‘submit comment’ button.
Can’t see MPs on the opposite benches? Can’t see motorcyclists either can he?
What is he a Dr in?
Proctology – honestly
Whats that?
Its what Dave stands for.
Here is a graphic representation, its what all politicians do to us regardless of which side of the house they come from:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_brIyg5OdFyg/ScEMtr0LsVI/AAAAAAAAJOo/Fv9SOYwMrcU/s400/25.jpg
We all know that New Labour were the Nazis in blog terms. Balls even has the uniform.
The Cameroons must be the commenwealth but the liberal Democrats , are they the Free French, the Soviets or the Italians?
Bill, the Cameroons represent the Commonwealth?
Don’t be silly, they are as racist as the Lib Dems the BN P and Labour party: the Tories think it is okay for white Europeans to travel freely around Europe but they are preventing non white Commonwealth members from doing the same.
Welcome to the International Front AKA the EU.
OK then. Make the Cameroons The Empire and Commonwealth.
It’s a deal Bill.
The cash is in the envelope.
Aint been to bad since Dave took over , suns been shining, England won the world 20/20, No major injuries for the world cup
But tractor production stats are way down.
Getaway. Blimey etc.
Our local MP is Seabeck, A. Not a bad sort, all things considered. She and Bradshaw remain to fly the red flag in the whole of the South West. People bang on endlessly about that 1 Conservative Scot MP -it’s the polar opposite down here -virtually a Labour-free zone.
Nice, eh?
Labour free now and forever
I think I have just found where to buy my new house then. The South West where ’tis much sunnier and labour are almost extinct!
We just have to get rid of silly billy bragg and the jobs a good’un.
He was just taking the piss. After all, anyone in the liebour party is now officially a loser, so let him have his fun.
Is this a Fox hunt…..Tally ho!
A couple of pathetic Hoons trying to have a debate about Defence. Each as pathetic as the other. One day we will get grown ups to debate politics. Which begs the question, why do we have to put up with pathetic, idiotic hoons playing silly games with our lifes? I would really like an answer to this question.
Why do we put up with it? I was wondering the same thing for the last 15 years or so.
It’s because we are British and brainwashed into being active enough to passively comply with what we are programmed to believe is “the norm” and we are apathetic enough not to react to being (metaphorically) serially butt-fucked by the Government, the Corporations and each other!
They have the ‘active/apathy’ balance has been very effectively programmed into the British psyche for generations.
Or is it because we don’t wear Tin Foil hats to bed like you do?
AC1 to be fair to Mr. Ned I think what he getting at stems from the welfare state. I disagree with the corporations part, but in general if you make the public clients for welfare, by and large you change the state into the role of pusher. Much of the UK public are now totally welfare dependent and since this has been going on for generations assume this is the way life is anymore. They may be in for a rude awakening shortly.
Did that tramp thats married to the speaker get elected?
No, she lost!
Liam Fox trougher Conservative MP who was forced to make an expenses repayment after his appeal against a request to return £22,500 was rejected.
Mr Fox’s lengthy battle to avoid repaying overclaims for mortgage interest was thrown out by the high court judge appointed to hear challenges against the audit of Commons allowances by Sir Thomas Legg.
Mr Fox had increased the loan on his London second home in order to pay for decorating work and to fund his main constituency home, and breached the rules by claiming for the higher interest payments.
SCUM! should have been locked up…clean up parliment don’t make me laugh the blokes a crook!
Anyone missing Gordon yet?
Gordon who?
Its the quiet that a lack of Gordon brings that is to be enjoyed.
He was so very noisy with his clunking fist and relaunching himself every day.
And all those policy crashes, screeching U-turns, squealing of plotters, the twang of the unions pulling his strings, the whine of backbenchers, the banging of class war drums. All accompanied by the relentless drone of made up statistics.
So much more peaceful without him.
I miss the hole in my head too.
Yes, where is he, perhaps holed up somewhere with Gerald Kaufman, I have not seen him for some time!
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01404/kaufman-upton-mulh_1404287c.jpg
I miss McMental – he made me laugh until I pissed myself – life seems strangly dull now.
A simple reminder of what he looks like
http://bigrab.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/gordon-brown-community.jpg
..or in passionate embrace with that other saviour of the universe:
http://www.anenglishmanscastle.com/bono_brown_415.jpg
Could someone explain what the hell we are doing in Afghanistan?
Apparently it’s where all the Pak.istani terrori.sts come from!
But Alqaeda terrorists come from Saudi Arabia, not Afghanistan.
And Egypt, and Turkey and Israel, and Algeria.
But not Afghanistan.
That’s strange, there I was thinking that every terrorist who has ever tried to blow up innocent English people were in fact British Pa.kist.anis!
S.audi just provides the finances
Look, for the last time, we are in Afghanistan so the streets of Bognor Regis can be free of terrorists. In order to successfully introduce freedom and democracy in that country, it is inevitable that we lose those very same rights in this country, to protect us from the terrorist threat. Got it?
wait to see if Government send anyone to Wootton Bassett?
Presumably so they would die of shame, I take it.
Wasn’t someone flown home yesterday?
I was rather hoping someone from the new Gov. might at least meet the plane.
Apropos Wooten…it’ll be interesting to see if they carry through with awarding the prefix “Royal” which they criticised the Labour government for not doing. And as regards Ministers attending repatriations I’ve said that for the last few years …. I don’t expect the PM to attend but surely it’s not beyond the wit of the Cabinet Office to allocate by rotation a Cabinet Minister to be on the tarmac when the coffins come off as an official representative of the government ? It might concentrate their minds a bit more regarding getting the boys back if they have to stand on the tarmac in the sweltering heat or with rain pissing down their necks everytime a repatriation occurs. But like Labour Government before them …. I won’t hold my breath on this one.
Nobody knows in the government that’s for sure …..but it’s comforting to know that John Reid told the country in 2006 as we deployed to Helmand that we would exit the country without firing a shot in anger…another fucking Labour lie !!!
Here is what you get with 13 years of NuLiebor education, this was designed by someone with BA Hons & bar 2.1 in graphic design. But it kept him off the dole for a while.
http://labour-uncut.co.uk/category/uncut/
Although I see it is honest in including those Liebor icons, CCTV, worthless except for enforcing extra motoring taxes.
Going well at Lords 221-2
WELL DONE YOU SAD FUCKER, TALK ABOUT A LOAD OF SHIT BUT DON’T, REPEAT DON’T TALK ABOUT OUR ILLEGAL OCCUPATION OF AFGHANISTAN AND DON’T TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE ARE STILL TORTURING AFGHANS AND BOMBING THEIR WEDDINGS. WE DON’T WANT DAVE TARRED WITH THE WAR CRIMINAL BRUSH AS THAT WOULD REALLY FUCK HIM UP BIG STYLE.
GOOD WORK SAD FUCKER KEEP IT UP.
Halfway down on the left, the Caps Lock key.
I think you will find he is being a bit smothered by his own Tal.iban hat and thinks he has to shout.
Remember this?
Yes, I remember it well.
The terrorist who organised the mass murder was a Saudi Arabian, as were most of the terrorists who committed the mass murder.
Not one of them was an Afghan.
And the Saudi Arabian terrorist who organised it was a close family friend of the Bush family.
And George Bush let the members of the Bin Laden family fly out of America when all no other planes were allowed to fly.
Remember AC1?
perhaps it shows what a useless job the ZanuLiebor cow did “lobbying for Plymouth Defence Industry”" indeed.
ZaNu defence policy has moved on since Kinnochio’s “take to the hills with a .303″
Now it’s all about European integration. The supervisory boards of Thales and Siemens will decide which locations get jobs in “defence” – it won’t have anything to do with anyone that Bitish voters elect.
Common purpose – preparing for a post democratic Europe
As McRuin pointed out “An interdependent Europe in an interdependent world”. Of course what he really meant was, managed national subservience.
Say what you want about Bliar and Brown, they were tremendous servants for their masters.
I very much doubt either Dr Fox or Alison Seabeck can deal with facts & reality. Political posturing & troughing is all they can manage. Fed up with useless Hoons. Well past their sell buy date.
I thought proctology was an American type speciality. Wonder if the trade is divided into nationalites. Maybe the trade has its biases. Someone should ask Dr Fox wherewith his curious interest.
I am sure it comes from his wish to find out from exactly which orifice doth he speak.
Liam Fox rhymes with donkey’s knob
My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling
When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won’t you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won’t you play with My Ding-A-Ling
Chuck’s only UK number 1
How’s the house coming along?
WELL DONE YOU SAD FUCKER, TALK ABOUT A LOAD OF SHIT BUT DON’T, REPEAT DON’T TALK ABOUT OUR ILLEGAL OCCUPATION OF AFGHANISTAN AND DON’T TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE ARE STILL TORTURING AFGHANS AND BOMBING THEIR WEDDINGS. WE DON’T WANT DAVE TARRED WITH THE WAR CRIMINAL BRUSH AS THAT WOULD REALLY FUCK HIM UP BIG STYLE.
GOOD WORK SAD FUCKER KEEP IT UP YOU SAD FUCK
Get a fucking grip!
Tit.
I have got a good grip, a good grip right round David Cameron’s neck.
And that is where it will remain until our troops are removed from harm’s way.
I suspect your grip is more likely focused on your tool. I see you managed to pause long enough to switch the caps lock off though. Well done.
Why DO you wear those silly hats, it is 2010 you know.
http://www.truethomas.com/images/300dpi/turban_300dpi.jpg
When I posted the same comment twice a few days ago (in different parts of a thread) a notice from Blogger came up to tell me so and refused to process the second time. So how come this tit manages to get two goes at the same thing? Is it cos I is white?
O/T ID cards scrapped. £250 + down the swanny because of Big Bully Brother labour pet projects. Arseholes!
Did you see Blunkett still praising them, even yesterday once they had been axed, as such a great idea. He always goes on about what a great and cost effective scheme they would be.
Is it because he took a job advising at the firm that was going to be running the scheme?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2007/mar/25/uk.idcards
Ah yes, Blunkett, he was the man who could never see any illegal immigrants!
So he still hasn’t seen the light yet then?
Good to see Baroness Scotland’s housekeeper sent to jail. No less than she deserves for duping that innocent and upright Scottish woman.
Well that’s a surprise, I wonder how that happened!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8709213.stm
Scotland – Bringing third world standards of justice to England!
That is outrageous
Dishonesty must be punished, with the full weight of the law.
How to get to the top of NuLiebor – First learn NuLiebor speak, see placard, you’re home and dry!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Patriciascotland.JPG
High time “Baroness” Scotland of Arsehole was taken down a peg or several, methinks!
Sorry £25O million +
Do you know, that if you tried to pay off Liebors debt at the rate of £1, one british pound per second – it would take over thirty one thousand years to replay it.
Replay? Couldn’t they just go straight to a penalty shoot-out?
Is it just me or does anyone else think Facebook is trying to cash in on invading their customer’s privacy?
So stop being so bloody stupid and don’t use it. Easy when you think about it.
Ninja invisibility used Guido-san?