May 25th, 2010

+ + + Gerald Howarth Shifted from Defence Procurement + + +

In news that will disappoint all his friends lobbying on behalf of defence contractors, the Telegraph is reporting that Gerald Howarth MP will remain in the MOD but is being shifted so that he will have no responsibility for Defence procurement.  Taxpayers can breathe a sigh of relief…

See also : Minister for the Arms TradeMinister’s Murky Missile Mate

UPDATE : The Sunlight Centre welcomes today’s decision not to put Gerald Howarth MP in charge of the nation’s defence procurement:

“Mr Howarth’s lobbying connections with the industry would have made it impossible for the public to be sure they were getting the best deal in this already controversial market. For the sake of propriety the decision to remove him from defence procurement was the right thing to do.”

As yet Defra has not confirmed that Caroline Spelman will recuse herself from dealing with issues that effect her former lobbying clients


86 Comments

  1. 1
    Bub says:

    Nice work Guido – highlighting these things can have a profound effect :)

    • 5
      Lightweight Cast Iron says:

      Well done!

    • 25

      Shame – ‘Action Man’ is my MP and not a bad lad really (though he did claim the maximum ACA as long as it lasted). He’s very prompt in dealing with letters from constituents, and can even use email ;-)

      He is well plugged in to many local firms that supply the MOD – but then as MP for Aldershot he should be.

      Still, he can now fight the troops’ corner from whatever new post they give him.

      • 34
        Tankboy says:

        To coin a phrase – “Our work here is done”

      • 83
        Peter Carter-Fuck says:

        I’d like to see the wanker drive around Afghanistan in one of the Vectors he was so keen on. If that was his idea of good defence procurement then he really was an arsehole.

  2. 2
    Shirehorse says:

    well done guido

  3. 3
    NuAttackDog says:

    I’d like some N Korean torpedoes please – guaranteed to make a bang

    • 14
      Laddie says:

      Did you notice how the pieces of the torpedo were encrusted with barnacles? Looks like the bits were at the bottom of the sea for a lot longer than just a month…

      • 21

        There’s a rumour that the torpedoes were piloted by little fellas.

      • 30
        Anonymous says:

        The trick is to compare it to the various metals on the damaged ship hull which appeared to be showing rust from unintended immersion on internal surfaces, similar to the internal torpedo parts shown.

        I was mainly curious about the propellers, there was a lot of crud on them. Point being unlike the internal components the props will be designed to tolerate years of exposure to air/moisture before their brief moment of glory. The props were heavily encrusted. Left me wondering if he ship had found a rather old torpedo sitting on the sea bed and manage to set it off?

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    This of all posts needs crosshairs.

  5. 6
    Sir William Waad says:

    I’m pleased to think that the MoD’s exemplary record on the procurement of ‘defence equipment’ will be preserved. Seriously, I wouldn’t send them out to buy a box of fireworks.

    • 27

      When I used to have to deal with their QA auditors back in the 80s, a good lunch with at least 6 or 7 pints was always helpful to the successful conclusion of business…

      Why we need so many staff to procure shit replacements for what we should buy off the shelf (and give the suppliers incentives to manufacture here) is anybody’s guess – maybe it’s misplaced national pride, maybe something worse.

  6. 7
    Post-Election Frolics says:

    Looks like Cameron and co are avid readers of Guido!

    • 20
      Anonymous says:

      We all know they are readers but it’s even better to learn they sometimes act on it.

  7. 8
    Gordon Brown says:

    It should be MY speech the Queen is reading today! Mine, you hear?! MINE!

  8. 9
    Vote for Ed please says:

    Sorry think you are totally wrong on his one Guido. I want people with knowledge to be put in charge in the areas of their knowledge.
    Until and unless he is seen to be on the take he should stay.
    You innocent until proved guilty.

    • 32
      Anonymous says:

      Perception by the Public needs less evidence than Courts & Tribunals.
      Do you think we need to suspend our judgement of Bliar,Mandelslime & Campbell, to name just a few examples? When,if ever,are we likely to see any of them before a truly independent Court?

  9. 10
    Post-Election Frolics says:

    Why have they wheeled out Tessa Cheek-by-Jowells on BBC1? She’s not as annoying as the likes of Caroline Bint or Hazel Jeers but she’s still fucking annoying. Chatting shit about academy schools. Fuck off, bitch. Your party’s irrelevant.

    • 40
      Genghiz the kahn says:

      Perhaps La Jowell might care to go into schools to advise children how to organise their personal finances particularly paying off mortgages and managing joint accounts.

  10. 10
    QuickFire says:

    I want bang bang, gimme bang bang!

  11. 12
    Abdul bin-Fits says:

    Can I please backdate my benefits to 1972 please? Thank you please.

  12. 13
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Good result Guido! It’s the perception of sleaze the country can really do without. Keep ‘em on the straight and narrow.

  13. 16
    Dodgy Parliament says:

    Was it something you said Guido? Now what’s happening with Spelman? Call the fumigators? Get rid of the parasite!

  14. 17
    Does David Cameron Really Want to Inherit Gordon Brown's Vietnam? says:

    Good result Guido.
    Now can we target a couple of rocket launchers at that wanker Liam Fox and the grim reapers at the MOD for forcing our guys to defuse bombs in Afghanistan without sufficient down time?

    • 80
      Civvygit says:

      The Fox bloke has only been in the seat a week, apparently some bloke from Coventry was doing it before.

  15. 18
    MI5 says:

    Have a look at the “lobbying” of the private equity industry Guido

    Their tax breaks

    The closeness of Ronnie Cohen to Brown

    And now leading private equity lawyers having a representative as Under Secretary in the Ministry of Justice

    New politics my arse…

    PS Plus other well places MPs…

    • 53
      Sir William Waad says:

      Had a bellyful of those PE types when I was thinking of building the Waad Towers Hotel a few years back (some very interesting tax angles, by the way). Lots of besuited young persons who talked airily about wanting greater exposure in the country hotel space and leveraging their mezzanine finance. Turned out they wanted an absolute minimum 30% annual return plus all their Magic Circle lawyers’ and Big Four accountants’ fees paid. They would then put some duffer on the board as a non-exec at my expense.

      It made me understand how my ancestor’s villeins must have felt, working on his lands one or two days a week for no pay and paying taxes to him on top. London, eh? The only place they pay folk pots o’ money for doin’ nowt.

  16. 19
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ll be back!

  17. 22

    Who’s that going mental at Gabby Logan on R5? Some Tory MP but not sure who.

    She deserves a slap though. Her show is dire. They had that Dum-dum-dum-dida-dum-dum piece of music background filler that they use when they are waiting for the news, running over the Queen’s speech.

    Liz sounded like she was rapping it.. Yo -Yo Gonna do get 2meg Broadband in da house – suck it up…down with whitey..

  18. 28
    Nick says:

    Thank God for that. now we just need to get rid of the entrenched MOD mindset that defence procurement is about jobs-for-the-boys, when it should be about, er, defence.

  19. 29
    Tony McNulty says:

    I need a job.

  20. 31
    G Brown says:

    I’LL BE BACK!

  21. 33
    Harriet Dromey says:

    I should be pwime minister! Jack pwomised me!

  22. 35
    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    For those not on Twitter, Guido has kindly provided the following link:

    http://labour-uncut.co.uk/2010/05/25/questions-for-ed-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-218

    The Labour Uncut website is collecting questions to put to Ed Balls. Feel free to add yours to those already listed….

    • 37
      Anonymous says:

      Labour Uncut – is that for the labourites who aren’t labour friends of israel? So my question:

      When’s Ed going to get it done?

    • 41
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      I have just had the distinction of having been moderated and then removed from this site. All I asked was the following (quite reasonable in the circumstances) question:

      Apart from not shooting dissenters, how do your views on the legitimate conduct of goverment differ to those of the Stasi?

      I guess I have got my answer…..

      • 48
        Smig says:

        Smother dissent! Quell insurrection!

        You will be sent to the ice mines of Siberia comrade! Learn to know the good fortune that comes from the blood and sweat of your body. Work will set you free!

        It’s not a co-incidence that it is known as Hard Labour.

      • 51
        Charles Flaccidwidger says:

        Congratulations, Moniker! I thought mine would be blocked as it was moderated but it seems to have made it through.

        • 65
          Can't remember my moniker says:

          Thanks Flaccid. I have just posted another:

          At what point do you consider that dissent should be suppressed?

          This has also been marked “awaiting moderation”! Give it five minutes and it will be gone as well, no doubt.

          Seems they can stomach you, Guido, Tulkinghorn, Billy Blofeld and Tory Bear but I am just beyond the pale…..

          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            p.s. It got through this time but Sir Trev Skint MP has been ejected now as well.

      • 81
        Can't remember my moniker says:

        Much later I have posted the same question which has now been accepted:

        “Since you have now accepted my last question, you may now understand that a previous one, which you deleted, is rather less fanciful than you might have originally considered. So I will repeat it:

        “Apart from the shooting of dissenters, how do your views on the legitimate conduct of government differ markedly to those of the Stasi?

        “If Mr Balls is serious about leading the Labour Party and, at least contingently, the country, he has to be prepared to answer questions such as these.”

    • 45
      Smig says:

      Lovely website aka U Labour C’unt

  23. 38
    State of the rat race so far says:

    Abbott, Durnham, McDonnell 0 nominations
    Balls Ed 7
    Miliband David 33
    Miliband Ed 36

    http://www2.labour.org.uk/home

    • 42
      Lightweight Cast Iron says:

      we gotta drum up some support for Ed

    • 43
      Minekiller says:

      I heard that venal, useless, self serving hippocrocadillapig, Abbot the Hut saying on Sky yesterday she was second favourite after Millipede the Elder ‘amongst the public’. Zero Nominations? The Labour pahteh still isn’t listening apparently.

  24. 46
    QuickFire says:

    The public wants to see Abbot as leader as much as the want to see her take a steaming shit on neil kinnocks face

  25. 47

    Was Gordon at Parliament today? I didn’t see him. Mind you I had a lousy view. New boy Bob Blackman pinched my seat, the bounder.

    Still, he did get rid of McNulty so i suppose I can overlook it this once.

  26. 49
    Minekiller says:

    Oh and just to record here, OT still – that as a result of hearing that the Army was told to STOP recruiting and training Bomb Disposal Officers at a time we were at war, and mainly on foot because the Army hadn’t enough aircraft…..I just wanted to say that for the first time in my life I’d celebrate humnan death – if Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Ed Balls, Liam Byrne, Hoon and Ainsworth were to die in a horrible manner. You bunch of utter bastards. I really hope serious harm comes to you all. I am told some of you read this blog, so read this you fucking evil turds.

  27. 55
    thick as thieves says:

    After almost a week of continual gun battles between government forces and drug gangs in Kingston Jamaica, unlikely support has come from the BNP leader Nick Griffin, who has today urged reinforcements to be sent out to help from Tottenham, Brixton, Moss Side and Birmingham.

    • 86
      You Have Hereby Been Banned from the TaT Fan Club Goodbye says:

      sad and pitiful you silly copycat.
      tat is anti racist and anti fascist.
      eveyone knows that you cretin!

  28. 57
    Not Shouting At The TV quite so much says:

    Don’t know why I watched a bit of the State Opening Of Parliament – just makes me furious – have you ever seen so many ‘non-jobs’ in one place?!

    How many Royal Hangers-on does it take, FFS?! (Idiots with swords and expensive, tax-payer-funded ‘fancy dress’ walking stiffly about the Palace.)

    And as for that incompetent “Sergeant at Arms” – some please ‘get Medieval on her ass’ – she couldn’t win a fist fight with a C1 paraplegic.

  29. 58
    What Alastair saw says:

    Isn’t Bad AL supposed to be publishing his un-redacted Diaries now that the election is done and dusted?

  30. 60
    Anonymous says:

    They will still spend £2 billion a year on surface-to-air rent boys. Dirty bastards.

  31. 62
    simon r says:

    Can I recommend everyone goes over to Labour Uncut and leave some questions for that nice Mr Balls ( link top right of Guido ).

    So far – just in case they don’t publish them – I have done…

    1. Do you think you would now be less of a fatso if you hadn’t claimed the full allowance ( £400 per month ? ) on food, and shouldn’t you have shared some with your missus ?

    2. What is the price of gold today – or can you not bare to look anymore ?

    3. If you fail in your bid to be leader would you consider becoming a traffic warden in an attempt to boost your popularity.

    There are some real nasty ones there, all good fun.

    • 67

      Do you regret making parents complete CRB checks in order to take their kids friends to an outside activity, or do you still think this bonkers legislation, that you partially u-turned on was necessary?

      • 70

        My suggestion was quite polite, I merely asked if he had considered taking on a car dealership after he lost the leadership election but it was moded out completely, so I can only assume the bog-eyed owner will be re-naming the site LabourCut! – There is room for a ‘N’ there somehwere too!

  32. 79
    Jimmy says:

    Just think, given their track record if the Gobshite Centre had written earlier he would probably have hung on.

  33. 84
    Langue D'Oc says:

    Or even AFFECT them?



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