Anyone for Bingo?
As the rush for seats, desks and bag-carriers makes way for the start of a new school term, spare a moment for one newbie MP who doesn’t seem too fussed about being sworn in to her recently won office or taking part in her ancient constitutional duty to elect the Speaker.
Chi Onwurah, Labour’s Newcastle newbie, asked at a meeting of the new MPs last week whether attendance today was strictly compulsory as she already had somewhere better to be. It turns out she had been asked to call the bingo numbers in her constituency.
Clearly the Commons was not quite the House she had in mind…
I predict a long and flourishing career for her.
But on that performance, possibly not in Parliament….
Huwwaaaaah!
Another great talent for our glorwious Labour party!
I’m off to get my latest instructions fwom Uncle ‘Monty’ Mandy! I am his mouthpiece in parliament.
Off to sneer at my howwible smelly proletarian constituents (briefly) then off to bathe in champers!
Up the workers!
It came as a bit of a shock to him that he now has to reside in Stoke. (no offence to Stoke, but it ain’t Mayfair)
LOBBY FODDER
You’re right about Stoke on Trent. It’s a right shitty hole and the people who voted for Liebour are all as thick as planks.
The people of Newcastle who voted Labour have got exactly what they deserved, I hope they’re happy.
Eyes Down and let’s Tickle Those Balls..
When I heard an MP had been stabbed I thought it was Gary attacking Twistwam.
It was in reality and unsuprisingly just another follower of that religion of peace.
She sounds like the perfect Labour drone.
She’ll go far.
Reside in Stoke? Really? The same way our MP next door in Newcastle-under-Lyme resides here? I have to pass his newly refurbished constituency home on the way to look after my elderly grandparents I have yet to see any signs of occupancy. My grandparents both in their 90s voted Tory for the first time in the lives. I want to thank UKIP for scuppering the Tory candidate; well done guys. My grandparents think their votes were wasted.
So the new labour leader will be announced on the 25th September.
Let’s have another general election on the 23rd September then!
You should try being his ringpiece.
I am here to represent the people of Newcastle to the best of my ability, unfortunately, abilty is something I do not possess.
Where’s my secound housey, housey?
Quality!
Eyes Down. Two fat ladies, Smith and Abbott. Clickety Click, Gordon’s jaw…
Perhaps she misunderstood the advice that, to get ahead in the Labour Party, “you have to fondle Balls, dear”.
She’s one thick pig is Omwurah. IF the people of Newcastle get fed up with her [I doubt it as she seems just right for them to me] then she can always be placed in Stoke, where the folks are as thick as Docker’s sandwiches.
Stoke is landlocked they have no docks. But you are right they are that stupid that facts are immaterial.
Or Liverpoooooooooooool. Dey really are thick there aren’t they do?
What is the difference between a Port and a Dock? There is no Dock Vale
All I can say is thank goodness we no longer have Tony or Gordon in Key of the Door No.10. She sounds oh so right for NuLabour or is it OldLabour? Either way they are gone and good riddance.
We are going to rebrand them. I was thinking of “Labour Classic” or “Diet Labour” or something.
When the Millies become our leaders will all the traffic signs have to be bi-lingual? If we loose Scotland do we gain Poland?
At least she’s proved she can handle balls.
Just wear a red rosette and you are in. Logic and reason just can’t beast that. Depressing but true.
Labour’s Newcastle newbie. Says it all. Geordies… Living proof Scots fuck pigs
The English proof that a bad neighbour is for life !!!!
The English proof that a bad neighbour is for life !!!!
See the problem is this: your Celtic blood is ‘pure’ (as in in-breed). We English have Celtic blood but, like a good Scotch, we choose to blend it.
Fluffy Thought you chose your moniker wisely as your thinking is wooly in the extreme!!!!
Fluffy Thought you chose your moniker wisely as your thinking is wooly in the extreme!!!!
Two points my Dane-Law friend:
# I can spell ‘sheep-fluff’ correctly, and
# Only eejits use more then three exclamation-marks to end a sentence.
Now off to borstal beddie-byes my yoofish fiend….
Dear Fluffy, crawl off to some shit hole and eat a turd!!!!!! Enough exclamation marks for you soap dodger!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red rosette? Tick.
What other boxes does she tick? Female? Tick. Any others? Any at all? Is her name perhaps a clue?
Newcastle, where 70% of the workforce are employed by the State.
Yeah, but the problems there are all caused by free-market economics.
Newcastle is just a borough of Scotland anyhow , dirty birds up that way though, like the welshies.
Where 70% of the workforce are paid by the other 30% of the workforce.
Yeah. That’ll work.
They are indeed Anonymous and most of them working/residing in the mental institutions.
Oh Yeah.
Don’t complain… the less of her ilk the better I say.
I hope more of her ‘progressive’ colleagues stay away and leave the running of the country to those who actually give a f*&k!
Or who pay for the running through taxes.
The Labour website seems to be just a Tad out of date
What is the Labour Party?
Labour has only been in government for four short periods of the 20th century. However its achievements have revolutionised the lives of the British people. The values Labour stands for today are those which have guided it throughout its existence
http://www2.labour.org.uk/what_is_the_labour_party
Everytime they leave the British people in more debt.
It’s almost like they’re the main tool of the rent-seeking establishment.
The founding principles of the party mean that we also keep in regular contact with international socialist parties and offer help and advice towards establishing democracies in parts of the world where they haven’t yet got them.
Makes you shiver at the thought!
Iraq, Afghanistan come to mind.
New Liebour: replacing despots and dictatorships with bungled elections and voting fraud around the world. It’s what we do.
Perhaps she is just treating Parliament to the respect it deserves?
Ampers
Ampers – let’s face it, there’s a lot of justification for that view.
Parliament is today a ludicrously complicated and expensive rubber stamp. The Brussels Octopus reigns supreme. The remaining but dwindling powers allow politicians to interefere sufficiently to be a total pain in the rectum, but to do very little that significantly improves or preserves our people’s happiness and way of life.
Interfere… interfere…interfere. I’ll get it right eventually!
The Labour MP said bingo was a “great” way to spend a night and was not heard enough about.“I am not in Parliament for formality or ceremony
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/todays-evening-chronicle/2010/05/14/new-tyneside-mp-will-not-stand-on-ceremony-72703-26445740/
Good Lord. Some of the paragraphs were more than one sentence long.
He’ll never get a job at news.bbc.co.uk
So, is she playing bingo today or is she getting on with the job she is paid to do?
No doubt the trip up to the Cruddas Park bingo hall would be on expenses.
Yep, she has got her priorities entirely right, constituency and voters first, scum bags at Westminster second.
The Labour whips will hate her.
She’s much less of a menace to the rest of us,calling the numbers in Newcastle.She’s the type of Labour MP I like.
She’ll be screaming about ONE next week.
ONE = One North East, a lovely, luvvie populated QUANGO for the smug,
self-satisfied dinner party types in the North East…and still advertising jobs!
Not
For
Long
Don’t get me started about ONE
Too late. You did.
Have you seen their offices?? Lovely new multi million pound building, beautifully appointed, original artworks in the atrium, you name it. And of course the only fully occupied building on the entire business park.
Probably explains how they recently managed to spend two thirds of a recent regional development grant on their own administration.
I have run a small business in the north east for the past 7 years and concluded some time ago that the likes of ONE are actually worse than useless – they lure you into incredibly complex red tape in pursuit of help (R&D funding in our case) only to ultimately tell you that all the money has gone. What they don’t tell you is that it went on THEM.
Thanks very much for wasting time that I could have spent doing something worthwhile.
I have not met a single local business owner who has a good word to say about ONE.
Ok, rant over.
You know something. If anyone other than an MP decided to take their first day on the job off and go play Bingo instead. They would be out the door so fast that their feet wouldn’t touch the ground.
Fair point
She sounds more like the selection of letters on Countdown.
Two fat expenses claims, 88 !
Kelly’s Opus Dei, number 1.
Once little duck house, 2.
Gordon’s den, number 10 (deprecated)
Unlucky for some, 13 (years of liebour)
from the party that brought you
EDUCATION
EDUCATION
EDUCATION
Now there’s
MP CALLS
UP BINGO BALLS
BUT THE ECONOMY FALLS
Heh..
Inflation has shot up to over 3.5% today – nothing to do with Alistair Brown’s QE and ‘economic incontinence’ – it’s all Thatcher’s fault, don’t you know.
So after the ONS “modifications” a real inflation rate of around 8%?
What a waste of space.
O/T. BBC report David Laws attacks Labour spending.
“In response, former Chancellor Alistair Darling accused the new coalition government of “playing the oldest trick on the book” by blaming its predecessor for the state of the economy.“
Erm, so who’s been sitting in Number 11 for the last 13 years then? Martians?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8688626.stm
Yup, and most of those were still Blaming Thatcher right up until May 6th.
Yeah but we don’t talk about that.
Hey Auntie! Did you know that to give every household a tax cut, the licence fee is to be abandoned in the next budget
if only
Can’t wait for 2012. Nothing to do with the Olympics: Charter renewal due.
Actually she may be right – there are too many MPs anyway. Will we miss out in any real way by her not being there today?
You’ve just been employed, at vast expense to the taxpayer, and you decide you have better things to do on your first day at work.
And you are trying to justify that?
You idiot.
You are employed to represent and work in your constituency. Nothing really happens on opening day rather than ermine pageantry. The speaker’s vote will come to nothing. God some of the people on here.
dont forget the over enthusiastic cheering and waiving of bits of paper to show how important you are
Erm … ermine is a feature of the “other place” not the Commons.
What this tells me is this woman is too bloody stupid to be able to arrange her diary and/or to thick to arrange for a stand in and a note of sincere apology.
Hardly ideal qualities for one of the nation’s elected representatives but not limited to this particular specimen I imagine.
It’s obvious RAM, you have not understood the importance of “perception” in the political world.This new m.p. has clearly shown by her action that she is deficient in judgement & possibly in integrity.
Ideal for ministerial post in a LieBour administration
it is a shame she missed that vote on the new speaker. oh. All hail the new politics. Apologies, indeed it is better termed pageantry of the Gieves and Hawkes variety. However our lower house will soon usher in hundreds more of the ermine fellows. God I love the new politics.
Perhaps she wants to run for leader ….
She looks like a rather nice biddie
Could she run the House of Commons creche ?
Aha, I can smell the foul aroma of New Labour seeping through the Next Labour sticking plaster.
Let’s face it – for the last 13 years Government has had absolutely nothing to do with Parliament so why change now?
Off you trot dear and play with your friends…it’s what Tony would’ve wanted…
Good for her I say. MPs are elected to represent and work on behalf of their constituents which, unfortunately, involves sometimes being there.
Taking part in the cringe fest that is the Speaker Elections or getting a chance to connect with her constituents? I know which I’d choose.
Is Institutionalised Pratt-hood part of the joining test for membership of the AnyLabour Party? Is it in the DNA or do you get a distance-learning course?
It’s an online course (“FuckwitDirect4U”), set up by Labour and Accenture, at a cost of only a few hundred million quid. Plus ongoing support contracts.
I hope she’ll be giving her salary back then. She’s not employed to ‘connect’ with her constituents, otherwise known as campaigning. Her salary is for representing them in Parliament.
As Edmund Burke said to his constituents, his job was to represent the people of Bristol at Westminster, not the other way around.
Well lets see what her voting record is like in a year’s time……….
Who and who cares?
I think she was trying to funny,like Byrne.We’ll hopefully never hear from this bitch again.
You will! She hasn’t been there long enough yet to find her way to the trough.
‘Anybody who enjoys being in the House of Commons probably needs psychiatric help.’ Ken Livingstone.
Ken clearly does need help as he has never recovered from losing the mayoral election.
Ken certainly always needed psychiatric help…
But Boris also !!
Does Ken know that the Priory Clinic can also help problem drinkers?
Two birds with one stone.
Two birds Ken – in every sense.
Devotion to duty obviously!
House!
Recall her now! lets get rid of useless MPs
Near impossible, wrong gender, wrong ethnicity, Labour MP in Newcastle. She can do what she likes, the “canny” Geordies, like the “canny” Jocks, would vote for anything with a red rosette. Being dependent serfs, is in their DNA.
They are quite canny though. Most of those areas are wholly funded by taxpayers who actually work, and do so in other parts of the country.
They have a LibDem council, don’t they?
Jim Shannon DUP, who replaces troughing slut Iris Robinson, has other things to do today too apparently.
What? Iris?
Lady Waad commented “Typical Nigerian. The only thing they do properly is the 419 scam.” Dear Chifundo isn’t entirely PC about these things because the Nigerians do tend to lord it over their fellow-Africans.
Her mummy’s a whitey Sir WW.
Here’s Chyi’s views on things ooop North:
“My Mum made sure we understood that the council housing, the good schools down the road, the NHS, they don’t happen by accident, they were fought for by working men and woman.”
Sponging is as part of their DNA like word Brighton in a stick of rock.
My mum made sure that we knew to fleece the working whitey for everything we could get and if they ever started to suspect something then to hurl the racist card at them to shut them up.
Only the nice freeloading long haired student hippies that came round to smoke the funny stuff with mummy and make funny noises in her bedroom with her ever understood.
It was also the working whiteys fault that daddy ran away after getting mummy up the duff. Everything is the working whiteys fault and we will make them pay.
DFID budget for Nigeria is £120 Million for 2009/10.
In 2005, the UK wiped out £2.85BILLION of Nigeria’s debt.
Whitey pays again.
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200809/cmselect/cmintdev/840/84005.htm
Whitey always pays. It’s a one way street, always will be, until you elect a government who give a shit about the UK and the people who elect them to office.
Isn’t China building most of Africa’s infrastructure these days to support its domestic economy?
B right-on Tone!
In America Land that doesn’t matter. Half white means black.
Dear Sirs
I am contacting you as I know you are are person of good characters. I have recently inhereited a diamond mine from my fathers Crown Prince Oooguuwanngawoowoo and I like to shares with you good persons…
Funny, I had one like that from a Nigerian, well several actually.
I’ll forward his email address if you’re interested – personally I wouldn’t have the time to spend what he’s offering, so not one for me:
Hello Friend,
I am Mr. Adada an Oil merchant in Iraq; i have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer.
It has defied all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts, just recently my doctor inform me i have a few weeks to live due to the esophageal cancer. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of fifteen million dollars $15, 000, 000,00 that I have with a finance/Security Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations.
It may interest you to know that i once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.
I have set aside 10% for you and for your time.
God be with you.
Mr. Adada
I had an email like that, back in 1999. All I had to do was put half the nation’s gold in the back of a big truck, as security, and I’d get 10% of $15M within weeks.
Funny thing is..
So many to choose from.
Please forward cheques to The Byrne Sinking Fund, c/o H.M. Treasury,
Whitehall. That sort of amount will help pay off my cappuccino and soups bills.
I love emails like that – I usually reply as Pattie O’Doors or Wayne Dwopp
Then keep the 419′ers tied up for months..
Scambaiting.
(google is your friend)
I like that website that strings them along and makes them pose for photos with fish on their heads or rude signs.
That’ll be 419Eater
(former Moderator and member for nearly 6 years..)
A Nigerian in charge of a gambling game?
Are they sure?
Your are a prize winner in our monthly draw in Nigeria.
Reply with your PIN number and VISA card details to find out how to collect your prize of $185000 and a holiday. You are a lucky person.
Impostor!
That’s my monthly draw scam!
Sent my card numbers but nobody’s replied just yet. How long should ah wait bonny lad? I could do wi tha’money like.
Better than leaving a Scot in charge of a large economy.
As a Parliamentarian she’ll probably turn out to be a waste of protoplasm.
But as a constituency representative she’s spot on – who in Newcastle cares about Parliamentary tradition and participation? Plus, if any of the electorate up there are aware, her posturing in favour of locals will score points… AND she doesn’t have to risk making an enemy of Bercow…
Was there an election? Do we have a new MP?
Yep, brand spanking new, surprisingly, your new MP is Labour and does not like “toff” pursuits, like going to London to do her job and all that fuddy duddy representing her constituents stuff. Lucky you.
Wy ay bonny lad, divvent wor gang doon the toon nah an hoy a brick at them gadgies in the clarts me bairn?
oh dear. what have they done to my beloved party. Riddled with misfits and unruly people with absolutely no respect for the great elected body roofed by the house of commons.
LM.
Well done the ethnic smurf, as Hazel Blears would say “she’s connecting with her constituents”. Tonight it’s a Voddy Red Bull binge and rampage of the town centre with the client state members of her constituency to shore up their vote.
Let’s face it, it’s probably about the most useful activity a Labour MP can do – at least it doesn’t involve wrecking the economy and it might cause some mild amusement.
Anyone who plays Bingo, Poker, Lottery, Roulette, Get Rich Quick Schemes etc etc.
Deserves to be robbed blind, only hard work will set you free.
Arbeit Adelt or even Arbeit Macht Frei! Please put the sign back when you’ve finished with it, it was only made in 1946.
Dear Fawkes
Thanks for taking the heat of my husband.
Ghee hee hee
S
x
She was elected to represent the people in her constituency, not climb the greasy pole, more mps should consider their employers first, though I’m sure she’s no geordie
I’ve seen her out drinking Newkie Broon in her vest, so she could be a Geordie.
Excuse me sir, I recently purchased a printing set from you and it seems to be faulty. It will not print as many notes as I would like.
Should have come to me – I have a reliable machine that has just come onto the market. One prevoius owner, 13 years old, used for printing postal votes
Dear Robert,
If you have the manufacturer’s address of the printing set please forward as I shall need one in order to save The World, ha ha, hee hee, they’re coming to take me away ha ha, those nice young men in their smart white coats……….
Always thought you went to Parliament to represent your voters/party,how can ,how can she represent them if she is not there,oh forgive me diversity on at least 3 counts,must have already had the nod.
Why should she be any different from all the others who weedle their way onto various committees and quangos? You sure she’s not angling for a place on the Gambling Commission or similar??
Says a great deal for ZaNuLab’s candidate selection.
I used to think that it was impossible to find a more talentless MP than Jackie Smith, Margaret Moran, Dawn Butler and Emily Thornberry. Now I know I was wrong.
What do you mean? She meets requirements in every way and isn’t likely to trouble the whips in any way. Just point her in the right direction then back to Newcastle. Toilets will think she is great.
Idle bitch
Ah but it was Mecca she was due at…
thanks old boy, tickled my rib cage with that one LM.
David Miliband, Prime Minister in waiting
DMiliband If you missed my campaign launch yesterday, you can find a video here http://www.davidmiliband.net
That is nice David, now come and wash your hands in time for lunch, and after that you and Ed must tidy your bedroom.
Any man who watches that to the end deserves a VC.
That little gurning tosser’s gonna be a PM in waiting for a very long time, Martin. Waiting till the end of time.
My wee boy Balls is gonna be PM next.
Bwaaaaaaaaaaa
I’ve bottled it again Dad
Like you always did
Now can I have my burka please ?
I must go home to ZanuLand
What is is with wannabe Labour leaders? why have they all got speech impediments?
David Milipede has got a wonky mouth and a lisp
Ed Milipede talks like his mouth is full of marbles
Ed Goebballs the fat prick, cant pronounce Rs
English is tricky when it’s not your first language.
I got to Mecca five times a day
And she came every time!
Perhaps using balls with numbers on is Labour’s preferred way of announcing their new leader at the conference.
There’s an idea – put numbers on Balls – I think branding with a red-hot iron would be the best method.
I think I said that at the Brighton conference.
666 perhaps?
Ah… Mandelslime’s already got that one sewn up…
She speaks as though she is reading everything (with difficulty) from an autocue. Why do these people feel they are qualified to stand for parliament? Surely there should be a level of intelligence required otherwise it is just as bad as the blind leading the blind. We need intelligent, clever people running the country and not mediocre egotists.
The last 13 years is evidence of what happens when you have self centred thickos running the show.
My 9 year old granddaughter is more fluid in her reading.
Yep – I lost all interest after 58 seconds. Drivel.
So Chi is multi talented, not only does she tick all the relevant boxes, she sounds as thick as shit also! Win, win Newcastle Central.
Why would you want ANYONE with intelligence when all you’re looking for is lobby fodder? Intelligence is a dangerous asset to own in New Labour
She’s what is known as an intellectual in Geordieland, or in the venacular “a f**kin pen-pusher”. She’s probably needed to call out the bingo numbers as she will be the only one down the Labour Club who can read numbers – which makes for endless bingo games – “did anyone shout house?”, “eee, a divvunt knar”, “well someone ought to have by now as I’ve read them all oot”.
Drink Ace and smerk tabs, like!
Apprenticeships for what exactly, the tories and labour have sold core business and every public utility the country owned,and the global corporations have shifted jobs to the cheapest providers with no concern for any particular nation
Get real – 8 million unemployed and rising. No manufacturing industry, continued un controlled immigration. We’re fucked
Well. Yes. And no. Just become PM. Smile. Big Conversation. Grin. Resign. Make millions. Piss-off abroad. Bye.
She looks like David Miliband and sounds retarded.Horrible.
She sounds like the perfect NextLabour candidate. It hasn’t taken her long to display the AnyLabour core value of utter contempt for Parliament.
Having trouble in life or at work ? Treat yourself to a race card – guaranteed to get you that dream nonjob undeserved promotion wage increase council house passport or whatever else you desire. Facing deportation for murder rape terrorist activities – dont worry – race cards are available in all colours nationalities and religions – except for white british christian.
Race Cards for people you love to hate
In the world of Geordie, the one word at a time finger tracing across the page reader is MP.
Harsh
F*ck me! – What a crap delivery!
I can’t wait to hear her Maiden Speech in Parliament.
I wonder if the Government Benches will shout ‘House’ when the Speaker calls her for the first time?…
What do you expect from ‘dumbed down’ under-educated labourites? The country is swarming with them. Just because they know how to use a computer – they think they are really clever!! It’s called stupidity.
Aye…just don’t let them anywhere near the nation’s coffers or we are seriously fucked…err…
To those people who are writing that this cretin has got her priorities right, presumably, if she’s not sworn in as an MP she’ll have a bit of a problem representing her constituents.
She is probably so used to other people signing her in she thinks it’s OK to not turn up. She should have become an MEP where that is not only acceptable, it’s de rigeur.
I think we have the next Patricia Scotland among us (though one who has actually stood for election).
I’m busy in North Queensferry organising the annual Nokia Wanging festival.
Gordon Brown in North Queensfairy.
Gordon Queen in Brown as a Fairy?
That Gordon Brown?
Somebody put this squealing pig out of its misery
Shame on you Guido, a conscientious MP who is trying to reduce the national debt by any means possible.She may win the jackpot and in our current parlous state even 12 quid helps.
So Cambo’s big society is the big charities,so instead of our taxes going to some quango who’s top person is on £100 thousand a year,with lots of staff to pay ,instead is going to some unanointed quango who’s top person is on £120 thousand a year with lots of unpaid staff and lots of shops and no business rates.
On it’s own … 46
Two fat bastards … Prescott & Brown
Cameron’s gaff … 10
New Balls please.
Would dearly love to be in the chamber for her maiden ‘read’
‘Two fat ladies – 88′
Frenchman’s breakfast – sixty nine!
O/T But slightly worrying:
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/centreright/2010/05/take-the-outriders-prime-minister.html …
I wish more politicians would take these economy measures, it would make my job an awful lot easier.
I agree with Dave.
I have agreed to act as a decoy ‘Captain Cameron’. There is a 73.7571% probability that any would-be assassin will target me rather than my human simulacrum and a 96.3452% chance that I would be fully reparable after an attack with a chemically-propelled projectile weapon.
You’re all racist bigots.
I- I- I ‘eard that. Pardon?
Not at all, my dear. We slag off any and all thickos round here.
Now get back to the fields, that cotton won’t pick itself you know.
Oh, so comments must be made on the basis of one’s skin colour.
That’s a bit racist isn’t it?
Cameron & Clegg are getting new politics wrong — mobilise union members & a Lab l’ship candidate could get it right http://bit.ly/9GJaPY
BA are upgrading their website to cope with recruiting 12,000 new staff.
So, according to that article, labour’s “new politics” means turning us into Afghanistan!
Thanks, but NO THANKS!
Labour= The Uk Taliban.
Collectivist.
Fundamentalist.
A belief in their entitlement to rule.
As the Taliban are Afghan locals and as we are the illegal occupying force they do have a point AC1.
If you had said the Saudi Arabian generated terrorist group AlQaeda your comment would have made some sense.
Let’s stop mucking about and let’s invade the fascist Saudi Arabian Kingdom where all these Muslim fundamentalists originate.
Actually that’s not strictly true. a large number of the Taliban are Saudi trained Wahabists, so an imported culture. They mainly live in the Pakistan border provinces, and invaded the other regions.
Let’s remove the Taliban/AlQ from Afghanistan/Pakistan then let the individual tribes there form proper democratic states as there’s no Afghan people. Nation building without a people is a waste of time.
Nuke them out of the blue then the whole world can see what Allah really thinks of them if they are either saved by divine intervention or blown away.
‘Ere, that Chi Onwurah was the bloke who started the revolution in Kuba with Finbar Colesterol in the Bay of Troughers – Marvellouz this Labour edukashun eh!
Nah! Chiwawa? Ain’t that one of them little dogs?
Why on earth did they ask her to call out Bingo numbers? She’s a fucking Labour MP – she’s bound to get the numbers wrong. Seriously, thank goodness Liarbour lost and with people like this hopefully they’ll be out of power for a very long time.
“Two little ducks – one hundred and fifty percent projected GDP growth next year”
“Legs eleven – nineteen percent this months increase in tractor production thanks to our glorious Great Leader”
>one hundred and fifty percent projected GDP growth
Could be, just Inflation @ 160%.
Only new liebours MPs take the piss *before* they even enter the House of Corruption.
An awesome idea.
http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2010/05/how-to-wreak-revenge-on-labour.html
This is the greatest idea of my life-time.The clown is the man.
Absolutely brilliant. The only flaw is that we would need to agree on someone suitably useless/corrupt/unpleasant but there are so many to choose from.
tempting – if it’s really a quid I’m in, voting Harperson if she stands. Though really do we need to worry – millibanana or balls – both would be destroyed in an election.
The only problem is the fact that the membership only get 1/3rd of the vote.
Miss Onwurah appears to be standing in that rather handsome public space around Earl Grey’s monument in Newcastle.
Her location is therefore a Chi-square distribution.
Pearson would not have approved – as a eugenicist he would have excluded her as an outrider.
A nice little quote from Pearson (who invented the Chi-squared test, and is generally regarded as the father of mathematical statistics):
“No degenerate and feeble stock will ever be converted into healthy and sound stock by the accumulated effects of education, good laws, and sanitary surroundings. Such means may render the individual members of a stock passable if not strong members of society, but the same process will have to be gone through again and again with their offspring, and this in ever-widening circles, if the stock, owing to the conditions in which society has placed it, is able to increase its numbers.”
That’s us fucked, then…
Eugenics were to the early 20th century what climate science is to the early 21st – plausible, appealing to a deep desire in human nature for a big, simplifying, apocalyptic narrative, but mostly bollocks.
Correct.
Climate science? Eugenics?
Different name, same goal. Mass depopulation leaving a symbiotic relationship of only two classes of people. A small elite class, with all the land and privilege, and their servile serving class whose only purpose in life is to serve the genetically superior elite.
I would add multiculturalism to that list, another grandiose idea of the chattering classes to engineer and control the lower orders.
Can you also explain why she’s named after a panda?
11 = Sally Bercow’s legs.
Always open for business.
Labour high command Harperson appeals to everyone to join the Labour party today without delay, your Labour party needs you to choose their new leader, laughable really!
FFS, 62 million have already joined since the election. 300,000 in Stoke alone who thought they were signing up for bingo.
The peoples lottery, and for tonight’s draw we have machine no.6, Kevin, good luck everybody, clunk whirr… and the Bonus Ball is Ed.
“Labour high command Harperson appeals to everyone to join the Labour”
I’m off to the “little room” to make a donation.
Can we not all join just for the leadership election. Vote in the biggets twat of all and then fuck off.
I guess the votes system does not work like that shame really we could do it on postal votes as well
No need Mr McSquatter. They’ll do that without our help.
The Bingo Brown Series
* 1988 The Burning Questions of Bingo Brown
* 1991 Bingo Brown and the Language of Love
* 1992 Bingo Brown, Gypsy Lover
* 1992 Bingo Brown’s Guide to Romance
* Brown, Gordon (2007). Britain’s Everyday Heroes
* Brown, Gordon (2007). Courage: Eight Portraits.
* Brown, Gordon (1995). Values, Visions and Voices: An Anthology of Socialism.
* Brown, Gordon (1989). Where There’s Greed: Margaret Thatcher and the Betrayal of Britain’s Future (laugh… thought I’d never start).
* Brown, Gordon (1987). Scotland: The Real Divide.
See also
* Gordon Brown (2010) Pickfords, a History of Removal.
How do you expect someone like Chi Onwurah to understand or comply with our very English Traditions. She is a labour mole digging away at the British way of life. She has probably more understanding of the African way of not doing anything!!
If you thought Sarah Beard and Mme Bercow were the Twittering pits, here’s another one for the collection. Go on, you know it’s right, give her a tw*tting:
http://twitter.com/ChiOnwurah
So Chi was a member of Ofcom????
Hardly surprising the BBC are Pravda
Is there any quango Zanu dod not stuff with its own supporters ??
Scrap the lot of them
Without any compensation…
Anyone know what time the vote on the odious runt bercow is happening – would be nice to watch it on the tv.
Bout now.
The ‘Ayes’ have it – unanimously. So another troughing, scumbag koont lives to trough again. Say “Hello” to the new scum, same as the old scum.
Yet again the Tories show that when push comes to shove they have no guts to oppose.
Wasn’t unanimous. Clearly the ayes had it, though.
They were operating on the principle of better the dwarf you know.
Separated at birth, les Triplets de Belleville – Roman Polanski, Serge Gainsbourg, Roman Polanski.
D’oh!
The 3rd triplet is John Bercow.
Can we go fishing for frogs now?
Loved that film – haven’t seen it in ages.
bleached brown eye
Europes missing foundations
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2010/05/europes-missing-foundations/56696/
On the plus side, there’s one less ‘Aye’ vote in favour of Bercow..
Surely you mean ‘Aii’ vote innit?
Dare I ask if this bingo played by post?
Too many people as MPs named Chumba Wamba and not enough Barrington-Smythes.
Hear, hear. Too many Nu-Labour oiks around.
Quite so old chap, what country of sound mind would employ a communist ex-postman as Home Secretary.
All Liebor chumps should come with an Oik Factor, 1 to 10, 10 being maximum Oik with a public warning that elevation to high office or even a peerage or even a level of smarm, does not mitigate against the Oik factor.
What action is/has been taken for recovery of monies due for outstanding
h.o.c. restuarant & bar bills?
Nosepegs all round.
Are you Jimmy Islam? Got a bit of a phobia about pigs? I suggest Mr Islam that you fuck off and rant elsewhere. How about the Osama web site?
“fat greasy slimy Nazi black pig, Diane Abbott.”
Can’t see much to argue with there.
So the Speaker that is hated by his own party and only a handful of Tories voted for, is re-elected by overwhelming support from all sides, including the Conservatives.
Whose interests do they represent again?
certainly not the people or good governance
an expected part of the sham that is parliament – all change = no change at all
Yup, armed revolution is now the only game in town.
Here comes the new boss. Same as the old boss.
A bloody disgrace
What does the Consevrative Party think it is doing ?
Perpetuating corruption from Day 1 FFS
Bercow and his wife are scum
See Gordon hadn’t got the decency or balls to show up either…….
Frankly that’s good news.
I hope we never have to see the deranged scottish cyclops ever again.
He’s too busy touring with his new comedy routine.
well done Gary Lineker and agent Jon Holmes for quitting Mail on Scumday. Any others with principles on Dacre’s UK-damaging rags?
http://twitter.com/campbellclaret
Campbell worked for Robert Maxwell.He must have alcoholic dementia and have forgotten that part of his sordid life.
I hope that Chi explains to the bingo players that under Labour the “bingo tax” was reduced by 2% at the last budget. I would bet that she doesn’t tell them that under Labour it was put up from 15% to 22% at the budget before that!!
New Labour – We put up up your taxes a lot then give you a tiny bit back, aren’t we good to the proles!!!
The average Labour voter, doesn’t remember what happened last week, let alone the last budget.
The average Labour voter is a wanker.
The average Labour voter is entirely rational. If you were a public servant or on welfare how would you vote?
However like game theory, what’s optimal for one party is another loss and thus in-total a negative game.
i.e. if everyone was a public “servant” or on welfare (a tautology) then no-one could be because there’d be no-one to extort the money from.
A few hours ago it was the Red Sea Pedestrians, now it’s the Schwarzers.
I suspect you are actually an agent provocateur from some dreary Labour blog.
I agree, Sir William, they’ve only arrived here since Labour lost the election. They seem to be targeting this blog as some demented form of revenge.
is there not a way to track the sender of a post via their IP address – would be humerous to publicise or press charges and highlight New Lab bigotry.
IPNetInfo is a small utility that allows you to easily find all available information about an IP address: The owner of the IP address, the country/state name, IP addresses range, contact information (address, phone, fax, and email), and more.
To’ No-one is 100% anonymous’
Truth is sweetie the only people who have wanted to be completely anonymous over the last 13 years are gordon and bliar who briefed through alastairc, damian,draper, whelan, balls and twatson to try and hide their vicious, tribalist, dishonest intentions.
Let’s not forget Dr D++avid K++elly and how he was hounded by shadows that were driven by bliar in No.10.
Let’s not forget gordon’s shadow driving damian, draper,twatson,whelan and balls to lie and smear.
The rest of us are not that bothered about being completely anonymous if whelan and balls decide to try and expose people for their honest views!!!
Thank God the dark days of labour’s lies, smears, manipulations and distortions of the truth are finally over!!!
But I do hope labour votes balls as leader because he’s always going to be remembered for the labour m++afia bully that he is!!!
This is a demonic sadistic attack by Milliblink x 2′s attack dog Pensioner PHain on a wonderful colleague and valued campaign supporter.
AS REAL Labour militnats we share many things in common including bingo and dosh from the UNITE sugar daddy Charlie Whelan.
We will overcome.
GoBalls.
When I am elected as Prime Minister next year I can promise an end to boom and bust.
And that is a cast iron guantee
Yeah, I heard a bit of your speech earlier, Mr. Millipede.
“The next Labour Leader will be the next Prime Minister..”
Hmmm, let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.
So the next Liebour leader wont be announced for fifty years then ??
Hehe.. Well Labour does need to “detoxify the brand” – what’s the half life of those radioactive WMD?
fucking idiots. Which dozy c.unts elected this eejit?
The morons of Newcastle.
Which means the thicky local electorate would vote for a turd as long as it had a red rosette.
She got all 7,000 of my postal votes.
I didn’t know you came from Oldham East and Saddleworth.
One for the Lords no doubt…..
She and Bercow.
What an example!
Public office: honesty, integrity, objectivity, transparancy, objectivity, accountability, leadership.
Yes, these two have it all.
These MP’s have learnt nothing.
I don’t like Bercow one bit; but one has to say he was something of an advancement from Gorbles Mick. (Martin is the strongest argument for expediting Lords Reform and dethroning NuLabour cronies that I can think of.)
Just got in,so the new speaker is the same as the old,200+ new mp’s and we get no change,have they all been brainwashed in 11 days or have they all taken their respective parties shilling.
Made me smile:
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/ambroseevans-pritchard/100005734/congress-blocks-indiscriminate-imf-aid-for-europe/
George Osborne is so white. Don’t know where the blood from his face has gone but I bet there’s no VAT rise on Viagra
You’d be as white as sheet too if you’d just spent the last four days looking at the nation’s books.
The economy’s not in a hole, it’s down a fucking mineshaft.
Usually means they’ve got a big “chopper”, he’d probably pass out if he got a “diamond cutter.”
Envious chuckle……………
Another Labour trougher
Eee by gum she’s a grand lass, not so sexy as my Traycee, mind, but she’s got a lot up top, if you get my meanin’. Can’t wait to get my expenses for the Lords for me and the good lady wife.
Leave me outta of it. Got to get me hair done. Go back to Traycee
The next Liebour leader will just be another fucking twat.
Hey, I see the lass is a chartered engineer.
You may not like her politics, but surely she is an improvement on the failed barristers, lecturers, never done a proper job in their lives and marxist unionists Labour usually selects.
Of course, a failed chartered engineer. Now a Labour MP, big improvement.
Depends what you mean by engineer Chi says she “specialised in building out infrastructure in new markets and standardising wholesale Ethernet access.”
Isambard Kingdom Brunel would turn in his grave if he read that.
So, she’s a tele-marketeer!
Engineering?
Another product of Labour’s educational jiggery-pokery.
Bloody mod-script.
So, she’s a tele-mar#keteer!
Engineering?
Another product of Labour’s educational jiggery-pokery.
I Tried to explain to a Pakistani cold caller the other day, that there is a difference between, ‘Am I speaking to’ and ‘I am speaking to’ he said he was speaking to someone on my telephone who in fact died many years ago, he could not quite grasp that this is not possible.
So what has Bercow got on Rifkind, I had all but forgotten about that prat, already the unacceptable face of Conservatism! That voice, That Face, it is the new Hoon.
I’ll take my whip to the harlot as soon as she returns to the plantation.
I agree with a previous posting – she really does look like Miliband. The same swarthy complexion and pug ugly face. Perhaps she could join in the leadership contest as the token Liarbour female.
I knew it!! Miliband is a transsexual, the bounder!
Impossible for her to be first. She doesn’t know the way to the trough yet.
BINGO! Oh Ms Onwurah sounds such FUN Guido! Quite cheered up a very dull afternoon… As did dear old Sir Peter Tapsell, Father of the House. We are going to see a lot of him in future. We saw … and heard… quite a lot of him in the past, come to that. He will keep up the standards of elocution most wonderfully.
It’s clear to me that Geordies should only have a provisional vote which of course will not count. I understand that it is the bright ones who can manage an X, the rest spoil their votes by using a thumb print.
Hmmmmmm….. “Chi Onwurah, Labour’s Newcastle newbie” I wonder why she was chosen for a safe seat???
Her colleagues are more used to gambling with the nation’s finances. Unfortunately it didn’t work.
Let’s be totally clear – when all is said and done, at the end of the day, you’re on overtime.
Balls up
for Liebour party leadership race.
In 5 years time she will be Baroness Umbingo
She can play with my balls anytime darling. I like to sample the exotic now and again i do. Phhwworrr!
Balls in the ring… for labour leadership.
Can we have a diary update?
Come on the Burnham – the only eye candy there.
Bercow for speaker and just to prove there are a mass of c.unt.s on both sides of The House – Up Pops Rifkind!!!
I didn’t think it was possible but my hatred for Harman grew even more when I saw her performance this afternoon in the Commons when she said they would be a “strong, effective, self-confident opposition” and then started pointing like a mad harpy yelling “holding the government to account.” Just fuck off and die, you evil fucking Huhne.
Nonsense! Hattie is just the kind of woman that the Labour party needs – she’d make the perfect leader.
If she tires of politics she can have a job as teaser at my stud.
I *heart* the way she had little old Yvette sitting next to her after telling reporters earlier that there were 80 odd woman MPs in the labour party blah, blah, blah – all the while her husband who must have bypassed the all women shortlists was sitting somewhere behind her.
Where was Ed?
I also noticed Yvette Balls looked podgier than usual. Fat Huhne.
I left her some Taxpayers’ pies
When will they announce my elevation to
steeragethe Peerage ?As soon as the 500 tonne crane arrives
Punches, Pies, Paunch & Eloquence:
Punches, Pies, Paunch & Flatulence. Fucking Prescott a fat obnoxious oaf without an education.
Prescott Quote:
“It would seem conflicts of interest are not uncommon”
Tacit admission of complicit role in corruption of planning system.
‘Labour’s Scorched Earth Policy’ – Tories baying for a McCarthy-style red-witch-hunt will get their wish – http://whogoeshome.co.uk/?p=1232
They are better in bed
Michael Fooot speaks from beyond the grave.
Mon Brave
Whatever failings Footie had, he was never acussed of line dancing nor wrestling with a mancunian oaf
In that case I heartily recommend Westcliff On Sea, ZuNuLiebor have imported most of black Zimbabwe here, whilst of course leaving all the white farmers to perish.
The US and China have just told the EU to clean up it’s own mess, no bailouts or handouts.
HAHAHA we are all fucked now.
The EU lefties thought they could run with the big boys.
The card house is falling down around us now.
You could make a better case for education if perhaps you were able to spell “FATHER”
Apart from that I agree
Hold on , you just did make a very good case ffor hyer stauds of educatun
Where the flying f*** does NuLab find these creatures?
What are the selection criteria? Woman – tick. From a minority group – tick. Immigrant to the UK where she finds an easier life – tick. Requirement for application? Awareness of the importance of an MP’s role? Do whaaaa?
How do they get through a selection process? Horrifying thought – perhaps they really are the best applicants they can muster.
How useless are the members of the selection panel?
Is there anywhere in Newcastle a brain cell? If so, why did it allow its owner to vote for this thing?
And she’s allowed a number of spelling errors through on her website. My favourite appears here:-
‘I have worked in hardware and software development, product management, market development and strategy for a variety of manly private sector companies…’ Better, presumably, than girly companies.
British democracy – envy of the world.
‘I have worked in hardware and software development,
as did Charles H
Has Sally Bercow been Shagging Malcolm Rifkind. Never has such a sick making speech been vomited before.
Already done
Look – its just an excuse to avoid voting against Bercow
She doesn’t look 46 I have to say
Up to Tricks ?
She doesn’t look like a Geordie either
Bugger off to LabourList, you hideous racist bastard.
Shows how much respect the Labour party have for Parliament.
Is anyone else as outraged as me at the pinko lefty appeals panel allowing two muzee fanatics to stay here despite planning to commit mass murder in the UK? Who gives a fuck what might happen to them if they’re kicked out? They’ll now probably claim benefits and get free housing. The legacy of New Labour.
Far more
Ker-hoon.
Sack the useless c”‘unt”
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