Milibrothers Favourites, Balls, Burnham, Cruddas Undeclared
Amazing isn’t it that only a week ago Labour politicians were telling us they were right and everyone else was wrong, yet now they are telling us they were actually wrong and now need to renew themselves. Politicians are nothing if not flexible.
Clegg was right on lowering taxes for the lower paid, the Tories were right on immigration and C2 voters stayed at home or voted BNP because Labour had lost connection with the working classes. So say candidates to be next leader of the Labour Party. Astounding about turns.
Guido isn’t really sure what change the Milibrothers are offering, more “fairness”, more “progressiveness”, more of the same without the vote losing bits.
Cruddas is dithering, Balls is claiming he is a martyr to a bad press, Burnham is getting his act together. Guido can’t wait to hear the Balls manifesto; he barely held onto his own seat, is hated even within his own party and he now says he is going to consult friends before making a decision. Should only take 5 minutes to consult all his friends…
Burnham is a bit of a wild card, he wan’t even on the original bookies list of candidates (he comes under “other” now). David Miliband is the bookies favourite, having sewn up the most MPs pledges (shades of David Davis), Ed is the wonk’s favourite and Cruddas the favourite of the left. Balls is the favourite of only Charlie Whelan…
It all remains to play for, and it looks like we won’t know the result until Labour Party conference. Thrilling, eh?
Any of them will do. They are all useless, and all tainted by being at the heart of Old New Labour. I wish them luck, riding their party into oblivion, in a Slim Pickens/ Dr Strangelove way.
Only Blinky can guarantee electoral oblivion!
Am I the only one who finds it hard to get excited by the Labour leader election.
No, you’re not.
Yawn!!!!
i was excited when young Clegg took that strong one right up the arse from the PM in the rose garden, – a direct hit, what?!
PLEASE let it be blinky
Tory eurosceptics seek referendum
Conservative eurosceptics are planning an attempt to force a referendum on the EU’s Lisbon Treaty within the next few months, it has been revealed.
Tory MP Douglas Carswell said that he and colleagues are planning to take advantage of a minor technical change to the Treaty to trigger a public vote.
The move would be a headache for Prime Minister David Cameron, who dropped his “cast-iron guarantee” of a referendum on the Treaty after it was ratified into European law last year.
And it would provide an early test of the unity of the new Tory coalition with the strongly pro-European Liberal Democrats.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5jw2Y75tCjAjt8mwH4GLp00GXzDPg
*** Breaking News ***
Charles Kennedy announces that he abstained from voting for the coalition.
First time he has abstained from anything.
*hic*
Keep flogging that dead horse no-one cares about Guido
WHAT A SCOOP!!
Amen Trinny
Take your pick
double yawn
Blinky admitting to attending Bilderberg group
Add to that list – pretend conservatives and traitors – Fat Ken and Osbore!
Expect war with Iran shortly, you will have no say in the matter the bilderbergs have decided for you.
Yes indeed, they get rich by making your life hell!
buildiburgers have decided on war. We Are Change Ireland managed to trick a Russian Trilateral Commission member into talking to them in an unguarded moment. He told them that Bilderberg had decided to go to war over Iran.
see:
http://www.americanfreepress.net/html/tucker_trumps_trilats_222.html
If you believe in that sort of thing, of course…
I’ll bet there were people saying ‘don’t be a tinfoiler, the nazis are fine you don’t need to emigrate mr solomon’in Nazi Berlin in 1933.
Wake the fuck up, bilderbergers are going to shit all over us.
Moi aussi… it wouldn’t bother me if I never heard the words Labour and Party again.
Boring, Guido.
Ooh, dunno – ‘party’ always sounds good to me.
It is of interest only, at the moment, to political anoraks, and to those professionally involved.. And what dreary candidates; to quote Dr. Johnson, “There is no settling the point of precedency between a louse and a flea”.
Correct, it’s almost terminally boring, but wothy of notice because the outcome will impact on us all – if only because the media will give the NuNuLab leader a lot of airtime.
We need to follow this one, if only to ensure we can push the worst possible candidate into the hot seat (ie best for our own purposes: obliteration of the Police State Party)
I struggle to care.
Mandleson will decide who is leader anyway!… Another puppet leader!!!!
No Road Hog you are not – and I am an ex mber of the party. Obviously David “Next labour” Miliband is going to be allowed to win. labour List, pretends to be “neutral” but every night top of the Twitters is a plug for Minibore’s book on “how to win the Afghanisatn war” (actions speak louder than words, Mili).
But “Next labour” – did Miliband make that up himself – I suspect Mandy or Campbell were doing his homework for him.
Miliband is a pompous little bore, his brother Ed isn’t as bad, Ed Balls just sounds confused and evasive and Andy Burnham sounds like he got in a blender with D Miliband and T Blair. None of them have what it takes to be PM though I suppose any of them could muddle along as the leader of the opposition, which is where, sadly, I exect labour will stay for quite a long time
Sadiq Khan failing which I will settle for Diane Abbot as leader of the party. Yes we Khan
Shahid Malik for Labour leader, oh but wait, he lost his seat didn’t he?
Was that the £730 Massage chair that he claimed for on expenses?
Either an MP caught with his hands in the till or a dispossessed former MP. I admire your chutzpa my friend
Caught with his hands in the till? I think he knows the rightful penalty for that..
Anything wrong with having a white candidate LM?
Sadiq “Dodgy Claim for Card” Khan?
Guido – please give this London Muslim bloke an occasional guest column!
I look forward to his posts; they are always from the planet Daft and amuse me no end.
Or if Guido won’t play, LM, would you start your own blog, please? I suspect you would gain a lot of followers in no time at all.
RK’s PT,
Londonmuslim does have a site, just click on his user-name, and read his inane ramblings, in particular, his thoughts on the stabbing of Stephen Timms.
Just had a good look at said blog – A loathsome toad with an abhorrent blog
What Guido, it’ll take Blinky a whole 5 minutes to consult his friends? Think you’re a bit over-optimistic. Apart from Yvette I reckon he’s Blinky No Mates – & I wouldn’t even guarantee Yvette!
“Balls is the favourite of only Charlie Whelan”
So Balls is going to win it then. Couldn’t happen to a slimier Hunt.
Nooo, I vote for David Millibanana. He’s the real Bliar candidate, except without the brains, the charm and the charisma of the original. Still, if he wins he can go into coalition with the other David – a government of all the Davids. There’s not a right lot of difference anyway.
Do we care?
window lickers the Militwats are the road to labours oblivion,they both look like Draculas off spring.
The news of Balls’ faltering campaign is desperately bad news.
But the news of no one being even considered a candidate outside the womb of Mrs Milliband is a shocking and appalling condemnation of the talent available to Labour.
Lets face it they are all rubbish. The Unions must be hopping mad.
Unlike the bomb that Pickens rides at the end of the film, though, the Labour Party has already fucked the coutry and turned it into a wasteland.
They’ve also sapped an impurified all of our precious bodily fluids through
immigrflouridation…Recall the theme played over the end-credits: “We’ll meet again”.
That fluoridation guarantees it, whichever Labour tosser emerges as leader.
“I think you’re some kind of deviated prevert. I think Gordon Brown found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts.”
Ed Balls discusses David Miliband’s previous coups.
Bat Guano, a perfect description of the whole shower.
But it ain’t the Coca Cola Corporation that they’re answerable to.
Dear Bill. You’ve really got to watch those preverts like a hawk.
Fluoridation. It’s uo not ou. As in fluorescent lights.
I disagree. I reckon that Burnham would be an extremely strong leader. Watch out for him – he could very well come through on the inside…..
More importantly, Gordon’s gone.
I know you know, but it’s just great to keep writing it.
Over and over.
And over………
Gordon has not gone for any new Labour Leader
He is still on the backbenches
A very bitter man who will create hell for any Blairite leader
WIth union support and Blinky running around like the Zombie he is, creating mayhem…
Banana Boy will be constantly undermined…
Let’s just enjoy the moment – Gordon’s gone, but I’ve still got the feeling he’s going to pop up somewhere to cause us more anguish.
Bitter & twisted about how he feels he’s been ‘mistreated’ & ‘misunderstood’ by voters & Party colleagues alike – in Gordon’s world nothing is ever his fault – I’m sure he will try to cause as many problems as possible in the new Parliament – a bit like the Bunnyboiler in the Michael Douglas film who kept returning from the (apparent) dead. Problem for you Gordon was that voters & colleagues understood you only too well. Heard anything fom Mrs Duffy since the Election? Sarah still tweeting?
I woke up this morning, and felt quite light headed. No Brown, Balls, Evilali, Mandelscum, Postman Al, and co,.
If I can come back, the Labour party can come back. errr.
“Thrilling, eh?”
No.
Who cares who leads Labour. For the next 5 years they are irrelevant.
Pity there is absolutely nothing to be enthusiastic about with this new bunch of opportunists.
How about the end of Scientific Socialism as a political force in the UK?
Oh I don’t know – how about the fact they’re not New Labour? After 13 years of misrule & corruption that’s a big plus in my view.
History will tell us the answer. In the meantime we can be safe in the knowledge that the Labour reign was pretty awful.
Maybe they are but I still want to see them ground into the dirt. If we can’t have Treason and Malfeasance trials then I’ll have to settle for that.
Labour Delenda Est!
Old Labour will almost certainly rise from the ashes of NuLabour, just as the reverse was true. This could go on an on, with a constant battle for the soul of the party.
Same is true of the Tory party… Point is, we no longer know who we are voting for – did Dave and Nick stitch up the current Govt pre-election, and is that why Dave fought such a half-hearted campaign?
I used to think it was all conspiracy theory bull, but the more you look at how things pan out these days, the more cynical you might become
Couldn’t give a shit who will be the next leader of Labour. They are a party of fuckwits.
Look forward to the bbc’s hard hitting expose of the scandal of the Unite bankrolling the process, using our ‘union modernisation fund ‘ money – bound to attract as much comment as Ashcroft isn’t it ???
When is it on?
We have accidentally lost the tapes.
What tapes!
The one’s we had to give that nice Mr Whelan’s friend Mr McBride or was it Mr Draper.
BBC EXCLUSIVE,
We investigate UNITE and their bankrolling of the labour party and uncover the amazing truth that they are doing nothing wrong..nothing to see here, move along,…. no, er, really. We are the BBC, would we lie?
It’s all those right wing extremist’s fault. Those racist, homophobic bigots in the tories and the liberal democrats are to blame.
Look! Labour are the only progressive party. What? Yeah we know they doubled income tax on the poorest workers and pensioners, but that is… what? yeah they gave billions and billions and billions to bankers, but that is…..
Look just fuck off!!!!
SCRAP THE BBC
Bastards.
I have just switched my support to Geeky Millie
Balls is such a bloody idiot
And I don’t want to be in the Scottish wilderness for ever…
So Geeky will be backed by some corrupt unions at least – just as a warning to Banana boy…
Doesn’t matter who is head honcho,Unite like the bookies will win.
Since Charlie Whelan has UNITE’s votes and money, I would say that his man had a built in advantage. However if you want a proven campaigner, who has actually won a leadership-type election in the Labour party (and that’s quite a unique title these days) then look no further than Harriet Harman. As she is no longer deputy leader and so no longer constrained by her mantra of therefore not running, could she really not run and leave the leadership position to ‘a man’? I think not and what a battle this could be between the MPs choice David Miliband, the Union’s choice Ed Balls, the wimmin’s choice Harriet Harman, the compromise candidate Ed Miliband and maybe a left-wing candidate…
As I keep saying, UNITE is not united
Drome (Mr Harman) and the “moderates” do not work with Whelan and the Destroyers..
Unite money will go to both factions (Miile I and Millie II)…
Creating even greater chaos…
If one of tweedledum or Tweedledee get the post, will he wet himself? Millipede.
Harperson would be almost as good as Cruddas. She consistently topped the poll for least-liked NuLab Thing, so could be counted on to alienate voters wholesale.
What we REALLY need, though, is a return to good old red-blooded socialism – Cruddas is tha man for that – so that they disappear into oblivion for ever.
Would that be the same Cruddas, MP for Dagenham, who sends his kid to a posh school in Kensington?
Frightening is’nt it when you look at the calibre of these would be leaders of the liebor party. Bring it on.
They look like a hideous bunch of third rate polytechnic sociology lecturers.
third rate? I think they are closer to a Blue Square North feeder league rather than the Premiership.
I like the smarkets picture of Crudass.He appears to be flesh eating zombie with the gore of his latest victim smeared around his mouth.
More like lower reaches of the Rymans League. They all look like Hague circa ’97.
‘sociology lecturers’…..no GCSE sociology students.They all look about 15….except for Billy Bunter Balls who looks about 75. Why do men under 40 all look like little boys.Is it ‘cos their mums all took the pill and they are full of hormones?
Yeah but
no but
theire great in bed
Theyre in touch wiv there feminin side, innit
Do you mind-we can do without their sort.
@9, I agree.
Remember in 2007, when Brown took over the labour party without a vote? It was reported by labour, and shoved repeatedly down our throats by the media, that the reason was because Brown was, “head and shoulders above any other potential candidate in ability and capability” Brown was so utterly brilliant and impressive and wonderful that NOBODY in the labour party could come close.
So where does that leave these losers? Even less capable than Gordon tosspot Brown according to who? THEMSELVES!
FUCK labour, I hope they NEVER EVER EVER get in to power ever again.
lets have an english bloke/woman leading the labour party for a change
can anybody remember the last one? jim callaghan? i’m discounting foot as being half scottish and harman (god knows) and beckett (middle earth) were only caretakers
I thought Beckett was that horsy thing out of Star Wars.
jar jar blinks? i thought that was baroness scotland
Wasn’t Uncle Jim a taffy ?
“Oily Jim” was born in Pompey.
Can someone please tell me what awaits the Dark Lord Mandelson? Charlie Whelan has a gig writing rubbish for PR Week, Alasdair is writing non-sellers which PR Group will find a home for him in Public Affairs?
“Can someone please tell me what awaits the Dark Lord Mandelson?”
A fact finding trip to Brazil I think.
A scat-finding trip, more like.
Mandelson will take back the EU sinecure that someone inconsequential is keeping warm for him.
He doesn’t need to “work” again. The EU pension scheme is very uplifting
Hence how he has been able to spend all his time recently pulling the strings of the Liebor Party, He will no doubt carry on doing that, inc finding people other than Unite to fund the shell into the next phase – and so carry out another putsch like the first one (which had ABliar as it’s figurehead)
These folk play a long game
If say the EU disbanded (or even the UK left it) how would mandy get his pay?
Think he had some lucrative job lined up with BP. With the oil slick that might sound too much like hard work – expect him to slime off to the EU.
Not quite so many ‘lubricant users’ at the top of BP these days – probably only the Beeb would take him (every which way).
Probably Ashton will move aside, or be involved in some sort of accident or illness forcing her to retire.
Polonium would be nice.
ditto! Very good call Susie.
The Last decent Labour Leader caught terminal lupus to make room for Harold according to Porton Down. About time that made a comeback.
Will Ashton go for a walk in the woods?
Going to retire to Chicken-farm.
Do we have new Government to be blogging about or not?
It will take some time to pour out all the stored bile for Labour. When that is used up, some people will move on…
Labour are getting far more air time at the moment than the actual government. The likes of the Beeb are in total denial of reality. I think they have just resorted to pretending their beloved Labour are still in power.
I thought it was just me, who cares a sh1t who becomes nu lab’s new leader the last lot left this mess in one hell of a mess, something the beeb is in total denial.
I’ve seen only the S Times today so don’t know how widespread the story is, but their front page tells a frightening tale of NuLab scrambling to sign all sorts of huge contracts in the last week or two, to bribe voters in marginals to vote for them and poison the wells for their successors.
Nice class of person. I’ve always thought so. Not.
It is a sign that the new coalition government are not raving baby eating nazis after all. They must be delivering a “progressive” agenda already. The BBC will not argue against that…
Apparently they have tried. They have been in touch with Dan Hannan quite a bit hoping to stir up trouble, but they utterly failed so gave up.
They are all offering more sleaze, corruption and bullying.
I should know, I taught them.
Wikipedia says…
Edward Samuel Miliband (born 24 December 1969) is a British Labour politician, who has been the Member of Parliament for Doncaster North since 2005 and served in the Cabinet from 2007 to 2010.
Born in London, Miliband is the son of Polish Jewish immigrants Marion Kozak and the late Marxist intellectual Ralph Miliband (a Brussels native whose parents were from Warsaw), who fled Belgium during World War II.
Ralph Miliband (7 January 1924 – 21 May 1994) was a notable Marxist political theorist and sociologist.
As Adolphe Miliband, he was born in Brussels of Polish-Jewish émigré parents. Both his parents lived in the Jewish quarter of Warsaw, before his father, Samuel Miliband, joined the Red Army in the Polish–Soviet War.[1][2] He is buried in Highgate Cemetery close to Karl Marx and many celebrated left-leaning minds of the 20th Century.
In 1961, Ralph married the Polish-born Marion Kozak,”a woman in her mid-20s with questioning eyes and disobedient hair”[4], who was one of his former students at LSE. They had two sons, David in 1965 and Edward in 1969.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Miliband
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Miliband
The young Miliband was forced to relocate from Belgium in 1940 as Hitler’s army moved westwards through the country and he managed to catch a boat for London at Ostend. He and his father Samuel entered the UK #illegally on forged papers#
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Miliband
Is it too late to ship them all back, Ed & Banana Boy included – with the £5,000 incentive payment of course to ‘thank’ them for what they’ve done to this country?
They’ll never pay it
I hope the civil servants who colluded with labour over thier scorched earth policy are sacked without their gold plated pensions
shooting them would be cheaper
Marxist Economist is equivalent to flat earth geographer.
EVERYWHERE It’s been tested, it fails and kills.
Wait until the Conservatives present the 50 day budget, and show how much the deficit REALLY is. The thicko benefit scroungers, and the Jocks with their diet of deep fried Mars Bars and Special Brew will carry on voting socialist. That’s what happen when you dumb down education and make degrees worthless.
Apparently Nu-Liebor aided and abetted by certains sections of the civil service had a huge spendathon just prior to the GE.Billions of pounds were squandered on ridiculous projects.One example was Ed Balls was handing out monopoly money to schools in Labour’s marginals hoping to bribe the electorate. According to St Vince the books are apparently far worse than anybody ever imagined. There’s nothing we can do about Nu-Liebor as they’ve gone, but those civil servants who were party to this huge spending spree should be named and shamed.Wonder if Gus O’Donnell knew what was going on and kept quiet.
Named shamed and sacked — then prosecuted.
They can’t use the Nuremberg defence, they better than anyone, knew the true state of the public finances.
Oh, there are things that can be done. Malfeasance in public office at the bottom end, war crimes in the middle and treason at the top end. Where would you want to start?
As I recall the consultants taught the Greeks how to improve the appearance of their balance sheet which hid the true nature of the desparate situation they were in.
I’m sure our previous governement full of right thing to do type people wouldn’t have gone down that route…
PS. Brown goes and England win the 20/20 cricket world cup, rejoice the lifting of the curse of Gordon!!!!
This conversation I had with my teenage son might be be a shock to Labour politicos
Son “Why did Churchill lose the election after the winning the war?”
Me “Grandma said it was because the ordinary troops felt they had won the war and had earned the right to run the country. So they voted Labour”
Son “But I thought Labour was the party for posh people”
Think his experience is that his mates whose parents vote Labour have gold plated over paid government jobs
Nope: just confirmation of our world class education system
Nope: just gold plated benefits!
Tough Marr questioning here – will you and SamCam have dinner with Nick and Miriam? (unspoken PS, can Jackie and I come?)
http://twitter.com/campbellclaret/status/14087746665
Anyone as long as they are not a jock. Further, I think England should have a devolved parliament. They should have a right to protect their national identity & rights.
Fifer,we in the SNP need a new leader.Salmond is finished.
He’s half-baked, or is that poached!
He’s fat and stupid, if that helps.
Scotched pickle.
I thought he had ‘retired’ and returned when the SNP were going down the pan to resurrect their party!
Scrub that. The English no longer have an identity or rights.
On second thoughts, scrub that. The English no longer exist. Job done.
White English Native speaking white English is that who you are meaning?
Postle
I said to Observer that “new Labour isn’t new anymore…we need next Labour”. Hope they print it tomorrow.
http://twitter.com/DMiliband/status/14061526951
We have SPLIT LABOUR now…(banana and keeky splits anyone ?)
Hopefully for ever…
Next Labour?
What planet is he on?
Next Labour,….Top Shop Labour, New Look Labour, TK Maxx Labour, ad nauseum, take your pick…zzzzzzzzz!!!
Actually when you think about it the Labour Party does not represent people who actually labour in the purest sense of the word.Unless you mean people who labour in bed all day or people who labour sitting in front of the tv drinking all day.Or women who labour in the maternity wards year after year to earn their benefits or druggies who labour by breaking into peoples houses or drug dealers who labour on street corners selling their wares.Or lefties who labour in non-jobs such as diversity outreach workers,sociology lecturers, QANGO bosses,and other such rubbish.I don’t think that the founders of the Labour Party had those kind of labours in mind when they formed the labour movement.
Too right!
Poison Labour more like
Contaminates everything it touches
New Improved Labour, with extra bollocks or extra something or other.
I agree with Nick
Nick agrees with me.
Agree with me Nick
Heseltine summed it up perfectly on QT last week, “I don’t care”.
He speaks for the Nation.
Let’s hope the BBC catches on soon.
So you like Entertainment funded by threatening to kidnap people?
Subscription, not Extortion.
No time soon.
I turned on BBc Politics this morning (Sunday) to see what they had to offer. Some silly fuckwit girl trying to goad the new Scottish Sec into saying something silly, over and over – but no attempt whatever to get any insight into what the new dynamics are or where they might lead.
Why should any of us pay towards the salaries of these eedjits – or more to the point, their very well paid bosses who send them out to waste busy people’s time like that? Might as well keep asking the bereaved “How do you feel?” – arrgh, where do these ‘managers’ get their orders?
Gudio
Prepare for the greatest scandal of all
LABOUR’S SCORCHED EARTH SPENDING JUST BEFORE THE ELECTION
The Times is disclosing some of it already
But this is going to be HUGE, as we all suspected…
BILLIONS OF £
Criminal bastards…
A series of defence contracts signed shortly before the election, including a £13 billion tanker aircraft programme whose cost has “astonished and baffled” ministers.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7127819.ece
Gordon is an intellectual colossus who is an economics genius.
Sorry Polly but you’re a joke.
when are the brown,darling,balls cabal going to be put on trial?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7127819.ece
stop faffing around guido and get these people prosecuted.
and kerry rat face? would stoning be the punishment in mogadishu?
New Labour’s anti-terrorism laws should be used and the labour ex-cabinet members detained without explanation.
And their offices searched without any warrant…
Starting with Mandelscum’s…
It’s the right thing to do.
Labour are stating that they have lost the connection with the British public and don’t understand why ….I suggest that they go over their record in government over the past 13 years and they may find clues…starting with the one sided HRA and US/UK extradition/Lisbon Treaties/Politically correct policies/unfettered immigration particularly when they could have used the transition arrangement to stop our country being flooded by immigrants from eastern europe taking jobs/their slavish adherence to the USA/their taxation of Middle England and finally being led for the past 3 years by a “Scottish Loon” who whilst not creating all of the UK’s economic mess created at least 75% of it by his policies over the previous 10 years and thought that he had saved the World for mankind….is that enough to be going on with
Labour do not and never did give a shit about the “British public”
The British public is just there to be bought off by a Giant Ponzi Scheme and abused for their own personal aggrandisement
Just look at their houses, cars, millions, pensions etc
Stating with the Grinning Ape Blair and Gutter Boy Mandelson with their mansions…
Liebour didn’t and couldn’t give a toss what the ordinary pleb thought,it was run for the management of the Liebour party so they could have power and money,everthing they did was to this end,they got so corrupt/concieted they forgot that every 5 years even they would have to be voted back in,it was only when they realised this that they started the brainwashing of the thick plebs but by that time even they were peed off,Cameron didn’t get a majority because people had hope in him but he lied with his cast iron speech,he has a chance to change that when the Lisbon treaty is back in the HOC,make a mistake on that and the NuCons will never get a majority again.
One of the Labour MPs railing at the LibDems for ‘selling out’ said something very telling about the outgoing government,”They’ve traded their principles for ministerial cars…”
That’s all power ever meant to Labour — going around in big shiny cars. Utterly pathetic.
I’d like to have two Jags!
Postle
Yes but if you are a redundent steward like Prezza
Two jags is a real heaven….and that bint of his…she never dreamed of such luxury …
Plus pies for the rest of his life
As good as the muslim suicide bombers 73 virgins…..
Wouldn’t it be awful if there was a mix-up in paradise and the bombers got Pressclart’s Melton Mobrays instead?
Why should they have given a shit? The electoral boundaries were set such that they were almost guarenteed a win, if not an outright majority.
What they did not count on, in their outrageous arrogance, was getting a smaller share of the vote than John Major got in 1997.
The scale of the bias is MASSIVE.
The tories won more votes and a bigger share of the vote this time than Tony Blair won in 2005. The tories had a 7% point winning margin over labour this time, compared to 2.5% lead for Blair last time.
Blair, from a smaller vote, and a much narrower lead, won a 66 seat clear majority.
This time, from a much bigger win over labour, the tories were almost 20 seats SHORT of a majority.
With a massive in built lead like that, why the fuck do you think that labour did not listen?
Let’s not forget that they ignored 1.5 million people that marched against the illegal war. Not only did they invade Iraq after producing false “evidence”, they then went to war in Afghanistan without public backing or any clear objectives.
Failing to equip troops properly and then lying to subsequent enquiries probably wasn’t the smartest move if you’re trying to impress the electorate.
I think AlJaBeeb think the LibDums what won it ,most of the political rubbish on seems to point to this,they still seem to be spitting venom when the mention the NuCons.
I think the centre right of the conservative party which resides on the back benches should hold Cameron to ransom in terms of reforming the BBC’s licence fee. The BBC is nothing but a vipers nest of left wingers and is the voice of the Labour party. If Cameron doesn’t do something about them and the unfair licence fee, the right wing of the Conservatives should threaten to rebel and bring him down.
Hear, hear.
Smash it UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Couldn’t agree more
Flog it. Then flog it off.
The more I read about the coalition, the less I like it. We seem to be about to be run by a Left wing conservative group with Liberal connivance.
Here here. Cast my tv out today and cancelled the standing order to TV Licensing. They can stick Woss, Brand, their breakfast tv couches and their license payer funded pensions where the sun don’t shine.
No, Labour is a metastasising cancer on society
Don’t forget me! I’ll announce my candidacy this week!
I wouldn’t have thought a woman of your years would be troubled by thrush.
Manish Sood. Parachute him into some jockland safe seat and let him become leader.
Just needs a by-election is all. … Only have to find an MP who could be disappeared without anyone missing them…Kirkcaldy looks like a safe seat…
Have they topped Manish ?
I rather liked him…
Can I run for leader again?
What do you mean – again?
We approve of the Milibrothers.
So do Sainsburies
But the Sainburies finance both sides !!!
To be fair (and it comes somewhat unnaturally to try to be fair to the lying conniving junta who run the Labour Party ) it’s not the done thing to go into a general election saying “Our policies are no good” and, equally, it’s not going to wash to go into a leadership election promising to carry on doing what failed to work last time.
It would be honest to admit that the Labour Party has ruined the country financially though
Now…
Socialism fails every-time.
You cannot be generous with other peoples money.
Society is not strengthened by punishing and fining people for working to reward those who are feckless.
The BBC would like to announce that its new chairman is…Alistair Campbell.
I want to interview this bum again
PLEASE…
Dignity, Adam, dignity.
I have dignity. Even with the blood of a million dead Iraqis and thousands of dead troops on my hands, I have dignity. My bank balance proves it.
Big bank balance maybe Al,but you have to live with yourself for the rest of your life.
I’d rather be poor and have a clear conscience.
I bloody wouldn’t.
Ethics is a pace on the eastern side of England.
And don’t forget Dr Kelly – we never shall
The only problem is the face of Dr Kelly you see every night.
Hmmm politicians saying one thing in public and something different in private how blood unusual. Perhaps you’d like to give us a list of all the, ‘nice’ things Clegg said about Cameron and vice-versa before the election. Wouldn’t be a very long list would it.
I do hope Guido you are going to become press officer for the ConDems.
Can I have a stab at standing for leader?
Didn’t the Milliband brothers appear on Sesame Street for a while?
Only then, they were called Bert and Ernie
That is very offensive.
Bert and Ernie were honourable and honest men.
Ed looks like Beaker.
I don’t know if you’ve noticed Lakes, but Ed Balls is a ringer for an angry Chuggington.
I Lol’d when i looked that up.
I don’t know who Chuggington is but Balls is definitely a dead ringer for Piers Fletcher Dervish out of the New Statesman
This is a true work of genius, the resemblance to a certain new P.M is uncanny and it also sets out all his policies in a tot friendly fashion.
Are Labour:
a) C-unting c-unts?
b) Utterly c-unting c-unts?
c) The most fucking evil c-unting c-unts to have poisoned British politics in history?
All c*nting three.
I ask myself who would Gordon have wanted as his successor but I expect he is still in a state of shock that the bigots of middle England could dispense with his ‘services’.
I’ll be back…
to pick up my suitcase.
It may have taken too much time but it’s nice to finely hear some Labour folk admit that they lost the election instead of trying to gather crumbs of victory from a loaf of defeat….
ReRead them. It’s all about the treachery of the LibDems and the failure of the electorate to see through the lies of the Fascist right-wing Murdoch-controlled press. All institutionalised, “it wasnae us”!
Miliband and Next Labour. Drop the n & the t and it may get my vote.
Gordon, do you have a hard working family? Or just a sham marriage to a hard working beard whose sons will never know their real father, except for the number assigned by the clinic to his frozen sperm?
I’ve decided Blinky should get the job, the Country needs somebody to hate with a passion as we bite the bullet of past fiscal stupidities for the next 15 years.
We won the 2010 election! Gordon is still our prime minister! It’s you Cons and Lib Dems who are in denial, not us!
In that case, John Major won the election in 1997. He got more votes and a bigger share of the vote in 1997, than Brown got on the 6th May this year.
THAT is the scale of how utterly rejected Labour was this time. They were massively flattered solely by massively biased seat boundaries.
Labour have been banging on about gender inequality in the Lib Con govt. Where is the token female window dressing candidate for labour leader then. Is our ‘Azel going to throw her hat into the ring?
Bring on the Poison Dwarf
Please…
Would that be charles kennedy?
Years ago,Viz had a spoof political column by”The man in the pub-Britain’s most ill-informed commentator”.I thought of it when I saw Cheerful Charlie’s pearls of wisdom in the Observer today.
that wee bitter ginger scottish twat. Cannot accept his own party’s policies due to his own prejudices. Disgusting really.
I always liked “Fanny Batter and her Hollywood Gossip” – reminded me of Polly Toynbee for some reason.
Look at the “talent” we were lumbered with thanks to “equality” – Jackie Smith, Margaret Beckett, Hazel Blears, Ruth Kelly, Estelle Morris, Angela Eagle,and on the other benches, Lynne Featherstone, Sarah Teather, Julie Kirkbride, and others too numerous to mention or so totally useless their names are forgotten, if they were ever known.
It just shows the dangers of tokenism. Never mind if they are any good at their job (most of them depressingly incompetent) as long we get the right gender balance. Oh I dream of a true meritocracy but we’ll never have one thanks to political correctness.
And Margaret Moran.
Don’t forget Beverley Hughes.
I resigned with my integrity intact don’t you know. Tony said so. It must be true.
And don’t forget Stalin’s Granny
and don’t forget IR35 bribe Pat Hewitt.
the infamous tax evader.
I want to be leader. I’ve got nowt to do these days, especially now that I can’t put hanging baskets on expenses anymore.
I’m sure you’ll find something else to eat instead.
Most women over a certain age suffer from ‘hanging basket’. There’s not much you can do for these poor shielas as they don’t relish the knife being taken to their undercarriage.
My nurse mate says old men’s balls end up like a Newton’s cradle between their knees.
Testicle Bra?
No thanks, you’d better keep that one as a spare.
At least now bone fide researchers might be able to use the Admiralty Library for its proper purpose.
It was NEVER your “private sitting room” you hoon!
There are more abuses by LieBour ministers than most of you on here have ever dreamed of… you can’t imagine what’s been going on
The liars still can’t stop lying, it’s in their nature.
Milliband junior and senior have said is, that Labour got some things wrong and quotes immigration as driving people to the BNP.
How many votes did the BNP get? Hardly any. Labour lost millions!
What he failed to mention about what labour got wrong:-
Doubling tax rate for low paid workers by removing 10pence rate.
Selling Britains gold at the worst possible time.
Leaving our troops without sufficient helicopters and proper kit.
Failing to regulate banks by forming the FSA.
Encouraging the housing bubble (the burst in boom & bust)
Allowing banks to give 125% mortgages
ID Cards
Adding 1 million jobsworthy’s to the taxpayers bill.
Lordships for scum and heads of quangos getting millions.
Not enough space on this blog to list lost data etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.
No more money from taxpayers to trade unions (modernisation fund scam)
Equal sized constituencies to remove labour bias
No more postal votes to remove labour fraud
A lot of work for Dave & Co.
So, you’re allowed to talk about immigration now then?
These 3 are the same
Failing to regulate banks by forming the FSA.
Encouraging the housing bubble (the burst in boom & bust)
Allowing banks to give 125% mortgages
The housing bubble in debt was regulated into existence to create the Potemkin economy. If you discount the growth of debt from GDP you realise how much poorer we are because of Labour.
We demandings George Galloway as new leaders of the United Britain! Or we will blows you up!
And can I backdates my benefits, please?
Of course you can and bring in all your extended family too.
MI6 will even give you multiple sets of a new identity, probably Iranian, and a back-pack and a job ‘pretending’ to be a suicide bomber, for alert exercises only, you understand!
Hague is in a hurry to prove how manly he is to Iran.
Expect big bust up with the Unions. The two Eds have strong support from the marxist machinery.
Surely, Burnham has got to be the best of a shit lot?
Even if he does look like he wears eye shadow.
Don’t call me Surely.
I like meat.
Me too – as often as possible
Wassup, motherfuckaz? When you gonna have a real motherfuckin leader of the Liebitch party? A motherfucker who gonna tell it like it is? I’m gonna be the new leader of the Labia party. Gonna get my teeth into it. I’m gonna use the Liebro party to make me and my homies rich. Just like the last motherfuckaz did. But first thing I’m gonna do, gonna get my Uzi and blast that ugly ass bitch called Buckett dead. She one ugly ass ho. Peace out, motherfuckaz.
What ho homies! Crazy Dave Cameron iz speaking wiv you from da, like, south side. Da south side of me house, innit. So what me wanna speak wit’ you about, like, is dat we iz got a problem in dis country, know wha’ I iz sayin’? Dat problem is Mr Gordon Brown, who is Scotch and a battyman, innit. He ‘az made like a mess and dat of our roads and ting. So what I iz wantin’ to arks you, cos you iz people what like cars and dat, iz what you iz wantin’ me to say that iz goin’ to make you vote for me and dat. Cuz it don’t matter wha’ it be and that, I iz goin’ to say it, ya knaaa, I iz gonna like reprazent for you. You want da roads to be like mended and dat? You want like no more of dem speedy camera shit? You want like better flowin’ motorways and dat? I iz like ready to promise like anyting you want, ya knaaa? And den when I iz like totally like livin’ in Downing Street and dat, I iz hactually going to like totally ignore you and pretend to be like interested in da environment and shit. Ya get me? Oh blast, one of the ponies has trampled into the breakfast room. Ta-ra.
Why does Blinky start every sentence with “Uh” – and in a mong-sounding intonation – and thereafter punctuates his sentences with frequent “ums and “uhs”, all also intoned like a mong? Combined with his blinking, he comes across as retarded.
Don’t be HOWWIBLE
Milibands are a threat to international peace & security. They are in cahoots with their relatives in Moscow, planning the next cold war. It is top secret so don’t tell anyone.
For “Moscow” read “Mossad”.
YES!
They didn’t reject me, they rejected the party. They didn’t reject me, they rejected the party. They didn’t reject me, they rejected the party. They didn’t reject me, they rejected the party.
Hi everyone! I’m back!
And no sign of the Eyjafjallajökull eruption going on strike anytime soon.
eyja mountain glacier.
Like I ever went away! Get yo ash over here, boy.
Ah! Lord Ashcloud. Are you still surprised about the coalition?
Whoever gives Mandelson the best bj is the winner.
There is only one guarantee with the Labour party.
They will spin/lie and spread shit to get elected. Then they will do absolutely NOTHING that they had promised.
I truly hope that I never see another stinking, corrupt, bankrupting, spinning scumbag Labour party in charge.
Thing is in a years time we will still be taking orders from the EU.
We will still have our troops been killed in Afghanistan keeping that scumbag Karzai in power.
Still have uncontrolled immigration.
Still be paying these lard arses to sit around all day having kids and drawing benefits.
Priorities.
The new government hasn’t existed for a week yet, and it’s first big job is stopping the public services costing us about 30% more than we can afford. Then get some measures in place to encourage the private sector to generate more jobs, more output, and hence more tax revenue.
Most other things are academic if we don’t do those.
(Liam Fox is on WATO as I type explaining defence policy.)
Afghanistan can be solved (over a couple of years/growing seasons).
Offer the Poppy farmers a price better than the Taliban are offering, and buy the entire Afghani raw opium crop.
No Opium = No Morphine = No Heroin = No Money to buy arms, munitions, supplies, and crucially – support.
Result lots of happy Afghans who can grow a cash crop to support their families.
Hell, they’d make enough money to build their own schools etc….
There would also be 80-90% less Heroin for the Criminal gangs to sell on the streets of the World.
The same solution would work in the Cocaine producing areas of the Americas.
If the supply chain moves elsewhere, do it again in that area of the World.
At the bottom of every Drug supply chain there is always some poor farmer trying to feed his family on poor agricultural land.
They would jump at this chance if it were offered.
And the Marxist, and Terrorist organisations of the world would lose most of their support, and the “water in which they swim” – to paraphrase a Marxist theorist.
But unfortunately America and the UN would never stand for it.
End the war on drugs then demand for illegal heroin would drop like a stone and Afghan farmers would grow something useful.
Prohibition is always a fail.
They can grow something useful – Poppies.
Why subsidise farmers to grow Poppies on land that can be used for food crops, as we do.
There are areas of the world where the soil is useless for growing food, at least on a sustainable basis.
And in those areas live some of the poorest farmers in the World.
Drug crops can give them an income.
And that income generates trade, and with trade comes development, and a better standard of living.
A bulwark against Terrorism and Marxism.
Areas of the Andes, and the semi – arid regions of Asia could be used to grow drug supplies for Medicine.
Incidentlt I found it highly amusing a few years back when there was a shortage of analgesics (opiates) in Britain’s hospitals, at the same time as a glut in the supply of illegal opiates caused a crash in the street price of heroin.
Clearly something is not working in the present system.
Unfortunately the corrupt governments in places like Afghanistan thrive on the illegal trade.
And the US has consistantly blocked any move in the UN that would solve the “Drugs Problem” along these lines.
And any attempt at unilateralism in this area, would I venture be treated as a hostile act, by the US and it’s proxies in the UN agencies.
And so the “War on Drugs” continues……………………………….
sorry about typos – really old keyboard at this end.
I must concur re: your view on prohibition.
Nothing but an income for organised crime and anti-drug agencies.
If poppies are the most economically productive crop for that land then good.
They had not yet been in power for a full day, when they started working towards scrapping ID cards, the contactpoint database and rolling back the totalitarian state. The great repeal bill deserves all of our support.
That was an excellent start.
Agreed
Vote insanity. Vote Hardperson.
Yes, dear. Anything you say, dear.
I can not believe the Spectator Blog’s editor plummy voiced and getting plumier Fraser Nelson. He has seriously fallen out with PM Cameron and is using his blog to do all he can to throw spanners in the coalition . Now talking up the party of Brown and Blair. Unbelievable.Just cancelled my speccie sub.Hopefully lots more conservatives who believe that Cameron might just be the country’s salvation after the worse PM ever ,will do the same and in one week , we will get rid of Brown, and Nelson!
But Cameron is not really a tory is he? We like him because he’s not labour. But is it any surprise that tories are slowly realising they’ve been hoodwinked, and it’s a left wing agenda as usual for the next five years?
“Tories ditched policies as fast as they could” in order to get a deal with Clegg.”
‘A Lib Dem frontbencher said: ‘We thought the Tories would try to strike a tough bargain. But Danny said they were easy pickings. It was as though they couldn’t wait to get shot of chunks of their own manifesto.’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/election/article-1278779/Tories-ditched-policies-fast-listed-Cameron-wanted-bury-party-Right-say-Lib-Dems.html
If this administration declares war on the big brother state created by Nulab,masters the deficit and has a bonfire of the quangos(getting rid of their Nulab placemen controllers),then it will have my total support.
But then,I’ve not so much a Tory , more someone who detests socialism.
This is about as riveting as watching granite erode….
who cares who wins ?
The contest will be won by “Who cares who?”.
Who cares, swims.
So much for German thoroughness
If only they had got Ralph and his wife into a cattle truck on time we would’t have the Millibands on the public payroll
What a nasty fu/cking comment.
Are your parents tramps?
NO!
But they are also not Marxist illegal immigrant Y* ds
Not a fan of the 4×2′s, are you beast?
Mr Pump
I think that you will find that they have a rare talent for annoying most of humanity and have done so for at least 6000 years
Escaped Egypt?
My arse, I bet the Pharaoh told them to f*** off without a free train ticket to a Polish Butlins unlike the generous volf of Germania
Lol
You are Beastly…
Also invented four of the most murderous religions the World has ever seen: Judaism, Christianity, Islam, and Marxism.
Take a look at Triesman as well Mr Beast…
Enough to scare our women and children…
Can nExt Labour not blacken Divy Milibland up and hail him as the next Obama?
Piss off Gordon, ‘the right thing to do’ is now Dave’s line.
I never thought I’d say this but in this case I agree with Labour.
Are you related to Campbell’s black dog?
Have me put down if so.
I can have it shot for you wholesale…
Balls needs another constituency. His 1,100 majority will not survive stricter (enforcement of) postal voting procedures …
Remember the confirmation of Labour’s postal voting shenanigans in Bristol east and keep in mind that Unite encouraged everyone to go postal.
Whelan will get Balls that other constituency since he is funding the Labour party.
Libdems and conservs should tidy up postal voting presto!
And Proxy votes too – that’s being abused in many ethnic areas on behalf of ‘UK citizens’ back in their real countries – surprise, surprise.
No-one with dual-citizenship should be aloowed to vote – this demonstrates a lack of commitment to the UK and should debar them from voting.
We briefly had a solution to most of the electoral fraud that Labour has since bestowed on us.
Bring back the poll tax.
Vote allowed only if all payments UTD
Indeed.
No representation without taxation.
If your going down that route a Taxocracy might be more consistent whereby you get one vote every pound of tax extorted from you.
Take a look at the new wheeze, Individual Electoral Registration, due at your friendly local electoral registration office any day soon.
Won’t be worth a damn unless the councils can do a far, far better job of it than they did with the Community Charges (“Poll Tax”).
Judging by the 12- and 14- year olds who voted and the massive number of frauds at the last General Election, that’s as likely as Mandelson winning the Grand National mounted on Brown.
I doubt any of this has been lost on the Tories.
It’s possible they don’t want to look like “bad winners”, by complaining about the vote, or perhaps that they are relaxed right now because the next election is five years off.
But, there should be an Inquiry into the blind eye Labour turned to electoral fraud, all part of a package in which Labour is put on trial while the crimes are still fresh in people’s minds e.g. Cameron’s audit of Labour’s scotched earth retreat over the last two months…
Labour should be prepared for a lot of electoral reform that it won’t like. (Look forward to that gluttonous sack of shit Prescott being voted out of the HoL).
Fucking Milliband immigrant scum, If only Hitler had won then these scum would never have been brought into this world.
Fucking scum.
Look at you all, fucking spinless idiots letting polish soviet immigrants run amok with your lives and controlling everything you do and you just sit and take it.
Idiots.
Hi Ed still got that Nazi costume?
Blacken up Divy Milibland and hail him the next Obama. This covers the token ethnic agenda.
Stick Ed Milibland in a dress. This removes the need for anymore female window dressing.
Ed Balls to come out of the closet for gay rights. If he becomes leader Mandelson will break him in.
Yvette Cooper token doormat and Tea lady.
I agree with Hese “I don’t care”
What bothers me more is, everytime a Lab MP says he or she is going to stand, the BBC and all the political shows will spend the week following them around as though it is the most “important news of the week” we could be in for weeks of clapping, hugs and kisses, “I put a lot of thought into it, bull” “I have been listening to the people, bull” etc, etc, etc.
There you go I have written the script, lets see if i am not right.
I’m enjoying watching the Labour Party fragment.
Is the last word verb or noun?
Any noun can be verbed.
Who gives a Muscovy?
Are them hoons are arseholes.
The Press always appreciates a nice little banana-drama.
http://fxbites.blogspot.com/2010/05/milliband-of-brothers.html
We are the cheeky boys & we got the X factor. We gonna win Big Brother.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/article7127983.ece
Just read about another Nu Labour gobshyte who has wrecked Britain’s chances for 2018 World cup…
They are the dregs…
You understand now why we have regular Pogroms, British friends…
He is just the descendant of those who fled the Czarist Pogroms and then the Communist Pogroms…
Good, less taxpayers money to be p1ssed up a wall.
Labour MPs made a bad choice last time, and they look as if they are about to repeat the mistake if they are lining up behind Miliband D. Voters don’t like nasty partisan leaders like Brown, and Miliband is cut from the same cloth. As for Ed Balls, the idea is just laughable. Darling is the only sensible choice.
Clearly, the PLP are as out-of-touch and deluded as ever. I wonder if the grass roots membership know any better?
I believe I read that they can replace her and will. If they then scrap the House of Lords in favour of an all-elected second chamber then where will she go?
Can’t be another quango as the sun is setting on those. Back to CND I s’pose.
The Lords will be elected by PR, which as I understand it means party Lists, so safe labour Lordships for Mandelscum, Lord Paul, Lort Sugar, Baroness Ashton, Baronness Scotland et al.
Guido
The Commons vote tomorrow is at all, on a new Speaker
No comments ?
Blessed are the children of Adolph.
For they will be paid by their adopted country for ever
For a collective organization Nazi Labour do a good job in alienating individuals.
Going viral
Fucking LIBCON Twats …… Tax hike on CGT comming our way !
Having been a lifelong Tory… the fuckers can go hang themselves if they raise the CGT just because of those Liberal bastards !
BRING BACK LABOUR !!!
YOU ARE BLIND TO THE NEW LABOUR FRAUD THAT HAS LEFT BRITAIN BANKRUPT…
LIVING ON BORROWED MONEY – £ 20 BILLION PER MONTH
OPEN YOUR EYES
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7127819.ece
Who gives a flying fook?
A tad overstated perhaps, but there is a germ of truth therein – having worked as an external consultant within the public sector, I know that the same output could easily be achieved with 50% fewer staff. All it needs is proper management.
The problem is deeper than that
You must have seen it as an external consultant
The problem is motivation
You cannot motivate public servants apart from the Armed Forces and, perhaps, the Police
Why do you think Comminism and Socialism collapsed EVERYWHERE
You cannot motivate civil servants
Privatise everyting apart from Defence, Justice and foreign affairs..
It can be done…
PS Even justice is heavily privatised through arbitration…!
Wrong way around. The problem is that there is no customer in the extortion funded sector.
No customer= no useful feedback (you might say “that was nice, but you won’t spend your own money to avoid hurting a strangers feelings).
I’m fed up with peiople taking the piss out of me for being a pleb. I’m not eating pies anymore and I’m moving on to tapas. My favourite is kebab meat stuffed inside a sausage roll and dusted with dessicated tripe. I feel it’s tres sophisticated.
I think you have small arsehole syndrome, John.
You need to get your arsehole enlarged so that you can shit more.
Told you I was lurking
Whoever Labour choose, it will be political suicide. May the socialist scum rot in hell.
Progressive = Communism.
Why do you think the right in the Conservative party are so p1ssed off with Cameron? Cameron keeps on talking about the lefty “progressive” Conservatives, and the dumping of some really good policies to please Nick Clegg shows Cameron is out of touch with those that voted for CONSERVATIVE policies, now left with lefty cr@p.
It’s not the ‘right’ , it’s real Conservatives.
She’s just keeping the seat warm for Mandelson.
I zink you’ll find Mandleson’s seat is ‘Warm’ enough, Herr Unsworth!
What’s any of this got to do with you fascist scum anyway?
Err, you’re the one stirring aggro against a democratically elected Government, if I read the work Smashmob correctly. ‘Tis thee who ees the fascisti, Marxoid…
Next Labour? The contents the same but branded differently. You can’t polish a t*urd.
Old Labour it must be then..
There is no alternative
How is labour going to pay for the leadership contest? They have an outstanding bill to pay which will leave them ruined for 10 years at least. See how they like their aspirations being shot to pieces over & over again.
Ed was out today handing out red balloons.
bet he put them on expenses
I do hope that the tories get rid of that odious oily little creep the speaker tomorrow. But what’s the betting they bottle it. Bad move. He’s a link with the previous labour administration (their MPs chose him) It’s time for a fresh speaker and a fresh start. Do the right thing: ditch him. I’d rather have Ming. At least people respect him.
He’d move to the Labour benches from Abstain.
Nice picture of Gordon Brown in the Mail showing off a prize bogey to Lilian Duffy and the cameras. He seems proud of this one.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/16/article-0-0957EFEB000005DC-823_468x298.jpg
That we are even talking about the Labour leadership contest is a measure of what a failure the Tory election campaign was. Labour are still very much in the game.
New Nu Labour government sooner than we think.
That’s because it never was a conservative election campaign. It was one bunch of left wingers lifting their rear ends and offering their wrinkly turkey butts to another group of left wingers. We’ve ended up with a centre-left alliance. That puts labour in a very dangerous place. If the government is already made up of lefties, why do we need labour? They are finished.
You and your newt.
Once DC and his team turn their attention to postal voting fraud perpertrated by Nu-Liebor and stops postal voting, Nu-Liebor will be an irrrelevance.
Have you been sent here to try to sabotage this site with your crazy, nasty, racist, putrid rantings? Kindly fuck orf back into which ever slime pit you crawled out of, eh?
It’s a problem called ‘coprolalia’. Many socialists have it in addition to their other mental difficulties.
What a disgusting stink there is in here when Guido is away. The filth and scum and dregs come oozing out to try to pollute the place with their cancerous bile. Be gone, ye odious trolls, shitten from beelzebubs reeking arse.
Can I stand?
I’ve always preferred Rugby!
Well what i say is as the labour party starts to recover from what was so nearly a huge victory we have to re group under a new leader hope to hell it isn’t harriet she’s not a bad old bird just never smiles and hates it when I cock a cheek and drop a fart but let me tell you this labour will rise again like a penis from the ashes and knock those two public school ponces off their perches two cheeks of the same arse they both are I can tell you now then we’re off for a chinese tonight I’ll be stuffing my gut with some crispy pork balls
Whereas I couldn’t give a flying fuck which of these losers ends up leading the rabble, somehow there is a certain appeal about Blinkybollox winning.
That would ensure that the remains of nuliebour quietly fester away as some of those who were misguided enough to vote for them wake up, smell the coffee and try to get out a bit more…
this is the time of day when considerations of who will lead the new labour party pale into insignificance. A fine Chateau Haut Tayac Cru Borgeois Margaux, having been open for a couple of hours, is now to be lovingly and sensitively drunk and savoured ……
Balls licked by Miliband
Labour have to play a long game. Elect Miliband; back the voting reform referendum; help campaign pro-PR or at least the alternative vote; sit back and prepare to enjoy the new political landscape.
Hopefully it will be a very long game!
Of course, the tories and the libdems can’t live in this marriage forever. But I want to see them make it work for the next few years whilst they sort out this absolute catastrophic mess that labour have left us in. And I’m glad they persuaded Frank Field to join Ian Duncan Smith in getting to grips with the welfare dependency state that newlabour created, wrongly believing that it would keep them in power forever!!
After that I’m hoping that a tory/libdem success will make both of them popular parties and push labour into third place forever , but, if not, at least until 2050, when some of us will not be around to see them in power again!!
I don’t want to live through another 13 years like this last 13 years of self serving, lying,warmongering, incompetent, egomaniacal,financially incontinent, trash labour government that we’ve just been through.
So if bullyballs takes over (and I do hope so) he’ll be renaming the party ‘real labour’ , if davemilitwit gets it, he’s going to call it ‘progressive labour’, when actually what it is is regressive, stalinist, b++ankr++upt (financially and morally), dead in the water labour!!
And incidentally how are they going to pay off that £30million de++bt that they’ve so incompetently run up under gordon whilst mr hattyharpic was their treasurer?!!
What a pain, new computer, forgot to type my moniker in.
You did that on the old man’s laptop, I seem to remember? Careful with that Claret!
Two weeks of failed laptops and finally a new one. What a time for it to happen!!
Now this new one’s up and running I think that calls for a glass of cabernet sauvignon dont you? Especially since we’ve got rid of the hated incompetent, socially incapable, gordon and his foul lying government at the same time!!!
‘Course I’m not entirely happy with the coalition, then again I want it to work which is very contrary of me. And I like the fact that they’ve persuaded Frank Field to come in with them as well. I hope they’ll bring Kate Hoey in too!!!
+++Cheers+++
Bottoms up!
Cheers nell! Bless you. Zivjeli.
If you are ever mad enough to read Hegel, you will see that contradiction is quite OK! I am now of the ripe age that I am beginning to think that he had something right here. See also what Walt Whitman had to say about it.
One more admirable name from the bad party, unfortunately now lost to us: Gwyneth Dunwoody. I admire people who are independent in their views of the dogma that their organisations attempt to force upon them.
Just remember not to type a++ohol!!!
Would this be candidates for/from the party responsible for this?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7127819.ece
Would there be a way to levy some kind of tax against Labour party members?
Undiscovered financial black holes from the labour government who hid most of its spendspendspenthrift, shopaholic habits of the last few years under gordon, as they tried desperately to buy voters by printing money. What a surprise?!!
Well labour are now looking for new names for their party as they elect a new leader, something that will distance them from these last 13 years of economic disate , lies, spin, wars and more lies that will forever be associated with the name of ‘new labour’. How about ‘responsible labour’ or ‘honest labour’ or ‘credible labour’?!!
Don’t think anyone will believe them anymore do you??!!
labour plus or super labour maybe even wasn’t me labour
Labourcenterplus+
Labour doubleplusgood.
WorkShie.
If Blinky wants a safe seat look no further than Stoke on Trent. I’m sure Mandy (the Brown Hatter) can pursuade the thickos of the above City to vote for another liebor shit bag when the time comes. This City is full of pig ignorant voters who just aint got a clue..
The Sunday papers sure are going out of their way to expose what a two-timing double-dealing Hunt Vince Cable is, eh?
Should be interesting to see how much a lefty like Cable will try to get away with before someone gently reminds him that the Lib-Dems actually got slaughtered, and lost seats, and that he certainly does NOT have any fucking mandate to push thru his zany pseudo-communist ideas. If it wasn’t for the Scottish barstewards & their undue influence the Tories would never have been shy of a majority…and would never have needed to get into bed with theLib-Dems….but now we just have to live with it.
Hey, who knows…maybe Vince will croak of old age sooner than people think…
Speaking of that, how will they deal with vacancies that are bound to appear here & there over the years? Is the ratio of Lib-Dems in the govt set in stone? If one of them should find it necessary to resign because of a sex scandal, or get fired for incompetence, or croak of old age, do they HAVE to be replaced by a Lib-Dem?
I’m hoping that this coalition will slowly slowly just morph into a Tory government, and that without too much fanfare the Lib-Dems will just fade away into oblivion….which is where they pretty much were in the voter’s eyes.
Know your place, Vince ! Don’t overplay your hand. You don’t want to wake up with a horse’s head in your bed…
I like your thinking. Sadly, Cleggy can see that coming too, and among the many promises he managed to extract from Cameron without actually having to try too hard (he was pushing at an open door) was probably one which buys his wet, limp chums more cabinet places than they should ever have been entitled to, guaranteed, even if one of them leaves.
Everyone keeps banging on about this “new shift in politics” but they forget most of britain actually voted conservative. What they have got is essentialy a left wing government, which has abandoned most conservative policies, replacing them with liberal dem ones.
Once the euphoria of getting rid of The Brownian Marxists has worn off, the population will realise that it has got a government which has replaced one set of left wing idiology with another.
so now you know who will be bringing it down – cable and kennedy, as well as when – about a year and a bit
Anyone who has ever lived in the Richmond and Twickenham area could have told you all you needed to know about Cable, Hughes, and (Lord) Williams.
A bunch of corrupt, lying, sleazebags.
Why is Yvette Cooper not standing?
She would highlight the lack of women in cabinet and wouldn’t be such an easy target as her better half.
I must admit to a twitch in the trousers at the sight of Yvette
Can you tell me how to get to Galt’s Gulch?
Why, feeling Randy?
numbers plummet, interest wanes, who wants to hear government spin?
The drunk that used to lead the libdems seems bitter (“yes, a pint please”). He’s been on the telly saying this new government will all end in tears. Well, he should know – nowadays he’s only at his best when on HIGNFY. If he were to lower his standards a fair bit he could well put himself forwards for this hilarious contest, although being the leader of the liebour party is akin to being the highest tramp at a rubbish dump.
I know your kind, Mr Leon: next, you’ll be attempting to torch even home-bred and hatched Parrots for their alien, intrusive beauty and forthright, if somewhat repetitive, political and sexual comments. You, Sir, are a Psitticaphobe. Long may your discomfort persist!
Marxist Progress = condeming people, crushing them and climbing over them.
You need to start educating yourselves to the corrupted language they use.
Interest Wanes – is that Bruce’s sister?
Batman’s sister is a nun.
Who do you think he borrowed those knickers from?
Social Consveratism will never work, it never has and never will!
In desperation the Consveratives fell for the cheap Cameroon side show and have doomed our futures.
The Tories & Liberals have doomed us to welcoming our own Adolph, Mussolini or Stalin etc. with open arms in the future.
Sorry to tell you this but we’ve just got rid of our version of stalin, he was called gutlessgordon, adolph was akin to bullyballs and mussolini to hattyharpic. The berlin bunker was recreated in 10 drowning street and populated by magda(sarah) and goerring(mandy) and alastairc (??).
Let’s not ever forget them because they are the scariest people we’ve EVER had in charge of our government and it must never happen again!!!
Doesn’t matter who wins the leadership election, no-one likes the Conservatives and Nick Clegg has committed his party to electoral suicide. Labour comfortable majority at the next election.
That’s why the polls are, tonight, showing that 70% of the population does approve of the coalition then??!!
Poor old stalinist labour reduced to spinning and lying in opposition as it did in government because it cannot and dare not face the truth of it’s own incompetence!!!
Your talking about a population who voted Nu Labour in three times a row you dozy sod nell.
At least try and be consistent in your arguments.
We are the progressives now.
That’s what labour are hoping of course. But then 5 ads on TV is about all they can afford now and they’ll struggle to fund that as they try and get to grips with that £30million deficit that the labour party has run up under gordon and mr hattyharpic their treasurer!!
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/05/16/england-rampant/
The evil Scots curse is broken! England rampant as they win their first world title in the 20/20 cricket! Hooray, hooray, let joy be unconfined!
I was just thinking that. The curse is lifted.
Better get some propane in.
Summer’s going to be a scorcher.
Jonah has gone. The benefits of freedom are only just beginning.
are you damian mcbride on black ops?
G’is a job.
I pushed the button and elected him to office and a
He pushed the button and he dropped the bomb
You pushed the button and could watch in on the television
Those motherfuckers didn’t last too long
I’m sick of hearing about the have and have not’s
Have some personal accountability
The biggest problem with the way that we are doing things is
The more we let you have the less that I’ll be keeping for me
Well I use to stand for something
Now I’m on my hands and knees
Trading in my god for this one
and he signs his name with a capital C
Don’t give a shit about the temperature in London
Don’t really see what all the fuss is about
Ain’t gonna worry about no future generations
And I’m sure somebody’s gonna figure it out
Don’t try to tell me that some power can corrupt a person
You hadn’t had enough to know what it’s like
You’re only angry cause you wish you were in my position
Now nod your head cause you know that I’m right..alright!
Well I use to stand for something
But forgot what that could be
There’s a lot of me inside you
Maybe you’re afraid to see
Well I use to stand for something
Now I’m on my hands and knees
Trading in my god for this one
and he signs his name with a capital C
Well I use to stand for something
But forgot what that could be
There’s a lot of me inside you
Maybe you’re afraid to see
Well I use to stand for something
Now I’m on my hands and knees
Trading in my god for this one
and he signs his name with a capital C
…I pushed a button and copied and pasted some shit song lyrics…
Well you want me to kiss your ass
Well bend over Buddy, here comes my vote
I don’t need your cry-ass shit
Temper’s rising, take a fist
Bite it, you scum (x4)
I used my ears and a bit of poetic license. G G Allin: the melody of his threnody haunts my reverie.
David Milliband is even more pukeyfying than Tony Blair
pukeyfying is an old English term that describes how you feel when you see an extremely horrible person
That Cruddas bloke seems O.K. though
If he gets the job and chucks out all the Nu-Lab Nazis, then there might be an Opposition again that represents the interests of the ordinary working man.
Indeed cruddas for an even more left wing labour leader than gordon!!!
The Unions will love that if labour can, under cruddas, eventually win back the government as the unions will then be in charge!!!
nell,
The Unions never caused me a problem. When they called a strike in support of me and nearly all my mates being sacked, I went into work.
I still got sacked though.
When I was a girl my Dad said to me ‘ Never join the unions. Never trust the unionsT they only want to use you to give them power. They won’t do anything for you as an individual’
He was a good working class man, a man who believed in working long hours and hard to support his family and to better their options in life.
He never believed the unions would help him in that aim and he was right!!!
The men in the Unions, like the men in the Labour Party have only ever been out to help themselves at our expense!!
Real Hard Working Class people like my Dad who were born before the Wars knew that and taught us, their children, to understand that!!! We have tio work hard for ourselves and distrust unions and politicians
especially when they are labour!!!
nell,
When I was a lad, the unions negotiated for me 34 days paid annual leave + bank holidays, and sufficient wages that I could afford to leave home and get my own house when I was still a lad.
They also negotiated a fantastic pension and redundancy package, such that when they finally fired me for the very last time I could actually afford to eat.
Meanwhile, both my kids, who are not in any union, are quite exceptional in that they have actually managed to get jobs unlike most kids the same age.
They are of course on the minimum wage which is £4.83 per hour if you are a Girl.
Of course it all helps to turn us into vegetarians.
But how can anyone afford meat?
Our cats would starve except for our frog pond at the bottom of the garden.
Trust that inconsiderate twat Brown to resign when I was over 30,000 feet up, and with no access to a PC for a week. A cuпt to the end.
I just hope Brown is not long for the world – no sympathy for the utter c*unt.
And his gang of thugs – hang them all and do it tomorrow.
What do you want to see then sweetie – another labour liar in power who believes in printing money and spending us into perfidy??? hmm?
‘Course now that we have Osborne, Cable and Frank Field all on the same side and on the brink of telling us the truth about labour’s financial black hole created by gordon’s spendaholic policies, labour must be going into panic mode, and looking for ways to stop the truth coming out, musn’t they?!!!!
You would believe any shit spewed out by the government just like you fell for labours tricks in 97. We have long memories..you will try and lie about not voting for nu labour again either, we both know it’s not true.
bliar enacted a believable charade in ’97 didn’t he??
Truth is though the real working classes never quite trusted him.
By the time he took us into the Iraq War everybody knew that Britain had elected a lying warmonger with a failing uncaring chancellor.
They’ve gone now but they won’t be forgotten!! I’m making great efforts to educate my descendents about that catastrophe and how that failed labour government has left us all with a financial black hole and an unresolved war to pay for in lives and in taxes!!
and even Blair didn’t try to rig the voting system and mess with the percentages you need to defeat a motion to push through Iraq
but Dave wants to rig the voting system already to keep him in power
only a few days in and even less honourable the Blair
you must be so proud sweetie
(_*_)
We are the progressives now!
fuck off and rob a pensioner
If we are talking of the previous labour government they have already done that!!
The trouble with Big Government and Socialist bureaucratic ‘operations’ is that it allows the bad guys – such as Hitler, Stalin, mao etc etc – to rise to the top of the tree.
Witness Gordon Brown here was a man who went on and on about fairness and equality yet when the King Rat left the sinking ship he demanded the top job! What was fair or equal about that? where was the democracy? And just look at the result! We the taxpayers will be paying for this for decades.
Now within the party that insists it is all about fairness and equality we are about to see more of the same sordid antics.
We need the end of Socialism, big government, Marxism and the Labour Party to stop the rise of the evil or just plane stupid ones.
The trouble with Big Government and Socialist bureaucratic ‘operations’ is that it inevitably, given enough time allows the bad guys – such as Hitler, Stalin, mao etc etc – to rise to the top of the tree.
just tweaked that a little, FL, hope you don’t mind…
Trouble with big government is when some dick comes up with the concept of big society.
From an individual’s perspective the Labour Party & their minions have no integrity. They have labelled themselves as such. They are the party who can only hold onto power through smears & bully tactics. Spin is their tool of choice to cover the mess they make of things. The brand is an absolute lie that keeps the sheeple voting for them. Labour cannot progress because they cannot be truthful about their own nastiness. They cannot fight for truth, justice, fairness & freedom because the party lacks these qualities and so opt for gimmicks instead. The Labour Party is a package with little content and the best it can do is to try & wrap this content with a rather spectacular bow. Labour is the brand of empty promises.
I fully concur with that assessment.
Who gives a fuck!
Not us! We just pay our taxes over to those arses in Westminster to piss up the wall and then accuse us of being in debt.
I blame the people who abolished corporal punishment.
Capital mistake.
Jonah’s curse has been lifted. The nation is free to be successful again under the leadership of Cameron:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/8684847.stm
Knighthoods all round
The Labour Hunts spent even more than we thought:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8685125.stm
I did warn you about my ScoTched earth policy.
let’s lay bets on when the first riots kick off and who starts it.
Socialists at a civil servants or BA demo is my bet starting this year or spring next.
The way fuel prices are going, you might want to forget about those plastic anarchists and watch us truckers when we flex our muscle.
Spot on. I view fuel price protest as legit, fuck rent a mobs and fairer votes for all, besides I always thought Billy Bragg’s music was shite.
I’m looking for a hand out, not a hand up.
Still, thirteen years. It was good while it lasted.
So with one of the Millibads as a leader of one of the Major parties, we have are first Black leader of a mainstream party
In future, you may refer to me as ‘Your Lord
shitship’.Henceforth, I want to be referred to, with due deference, as Lord Lardarse Prescott of Pork Pies, Punches and Paunches.
Labour the regressive party.
The problem with having an ineffectual opposition has been highlighted over the past thirteen years. If Labour disintegrate, as many here wish, that leaves a vacuum in which the government can overstep the boundries of democracy and impose idealogical thinking in place of pragmatic action.
We need a Labour party cleansed of superficial idols and led instead by honest negotiators who recognise that everybody has aspirations of affluence and equality of opportunity realised through application of endeavor.
A fair future for all nobody can deny, but not the “New Labour” model.
Come on lads, get signed up, apparently we need another war with Germany,
So get your shares in Halliburton but make sure you sign them over to your wife.
because you wont be coming back.
Don’t worry about the wife, there will be plenty of ethnics to look after her needs.
Had to laugh when I heard that eejit Milliband say he would be campaigning on a platform of “Change”. Change from what exactly ???
Oh I see change from 13 years of Labour rule !
What a soundbiting tosser !
Who ever campaigned on a platform of stay the same? Who would think a platform of ‘No change’ would be a winner?
What cretin would think that saying ‘ohhh..nooo. Looks a bit risky.Best stick with us. You know us, you recognise our faces from the telly.
Stick with us, we know the way. And if we get lost, at least we’ll all be together..”
Oh yes. I’ve just remembered. It was Gordon wasn’t it?
How is he these days? Haven’t seen much of him recently.
Which eejit Milliband, Bananaboy or the other one?
Can we have some politicians who were born of an English linage of at least three or so generations? I don’t care if they are black or from the Indian sub-continent or some other part of the Empire (apart from the Celtic Fringe;) just somebody who’s family has been here over 75 years. No wonder these fuckwits don’t care about our country.
What a fuck up! Stansed open, Luton open, Gatwick & Heathrow closed until 6am with no word what’s gonna happen after 6. What a way to run a country
BA strikers thinking of re-scheduling to avoid striking on days when travel is in so much chaos that no-one will even notice whether your luke-warm coffee is sloshed in your lap by a just-fucked tart in too much slap or King Kong.
when cameron became pm, my head exploded like a melon.
Isn’t life peaceful without the one eyed mong and his vile henchmen?
elections over
no big stories
why bother ?
This scorched earth policy is getting a bad press. Why can’t we adopt it? Starting with Tower Hamlets
It’s the Steve Miller Band or the Glenn Miller Band
(ba-bum Ching)
Truth is, the UK is as bust as a whore’s hymen.
Anyone want some Krugs I got to sell before the CGT hike?
As mentioned above, the powers that be intend to switch to a system of Individual Electoral Registration.
If they wangle it through, you might as well post your vote up the chimney and ask Santa to deliver it.
The Community Charges (“Poll Tax”) had an in-built safeguard: basically, if you weren’t registered for a Personal Community Charge, you couldn’t be registered to vote.
I can’t see too many phantom voters queuing up to register if the eventual result is a pair of friendly bailiffs banging on the door.
Individual Electoral Registration smashes the link, tenuous as it already is, between paying Council Tax and voting.
The Community Charges failed because the councils were incapable of administering individual registration. That was 20 years ago. The dumbing-down of governmental administration in all its forms, especially in any enterprise whatsoever involving a computer system, has since proceeded apace.
If you want a laugh, take a look at the Electoral Commission’s plans for monitoring a rolling changeover between now and the envisaged completion of the compulsory process in 2015.
This air head is fukkin MAD! are the Guardian staff truly so bloody thick?
The job of PM is a ‘big’ job and it needs, more than ever, a person of REAL ability
– this demented writer thinks a woman should run….. ‘er simply because all the others, so far, are men – she even suggests Cooper or Diane Abbott!!
Oi Dave! how about forbidding both national and local governments from advertising their non-jobs in the Guardian – this dangerous paper needs closing down!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/may/16/labour-leadership-women-candidates
All dykes together.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/may/16/george-osborne-cut-spending-blanchflower
I see now that the coalition is able to open the nation’s books they are fidning all sorts of hidden debts and deliberate overspends that labour have left behind.
Apparently our national debt which gordon said was in the region of £890billion is actualy more in the region of £1790billion.
Why am I not surprised!!
most of it is called PFI and ickle George is also all for it too because he’s a big fuckwit as Darling and Brown
He might be all for it but he didn’t write contracts that were so over the top in favour of the PFI contractor and such piss poor value to the taxpayer. (Civil servants angling for jobs with said contractors maybe?)
Oh of course, the last 13 years never actually happened, it was all Thatcher’s fault.
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