May 11th, 2010

Finished

“Thank you and goodbye.”


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  1. 1
    Loungelizard says:

    GORDON WHO?

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    • 14
      Moog Taurus Bass Pedals (The Progressive Choice) says:

      Praise Be!!

      AT LAST THE C/UNT IS GONE!!!!!!

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        Lightweight Cast Iron says:

        Just Rejoice At That News!!!!

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          Deep Joy says:

          FOOKIN’ BRILL!!!!!

          Did you hear the twat’s delusional speech?

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          • Lightweight Cast Iron says:

            I was nearly sick

            Goodbye you shameless c/unt!!!!

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          • Rog says:

            I would like to raise a large glass of “Fuck The Fuck Off” to Gordon Brown.

            Let history record you as possibly the most destructive and inept PM in our nation’s history.

            Your record, your party, what you have done, the people you brought to high office and influence, the ruin you have wrought on our once great country, your treason speak for themselves.

            If their is any such thing as Karma or higher justice in the universe, the rest of your life, and hopefully eternity, will be frankly unpleasant.

            History will be justifiably, incredibly damning of your record and poisonous legacy.

            You total, utter bastard.

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          • Ding dong the witch (brown's career) is dead says:

            Now how do we get rid of that shithead mandelson

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          • not guido fawkes says:

            Oh Mandy
            You came and you spent without saving
            And you left us in shame

            Oh Mandy

            Well done guido – jobs a gud un.

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          • Lightweight Cast Iron says:

            Blimey! I can’t stop grinning!

            Champers for me and Mrs Lightweight, cod and cream for the cat, steak for the dog and a resounding “goodbye and good fucking riddance you c/unting twat” to Goon McDoom.

            Oh, life is sweet

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          • Anonymous says:

            Need to kick the shit out of those liberal W&nkers.

            Let’s cut spending tonight.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Mandy is a Hunt.

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          • All hail your new Leader Con-Dems! Bow down to Nick. says:

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          • Lightweight Cast Iron says:

            Oh the joy just gets deeper

            Listening to Ben Bradshaw on R4 spitting bile and trying to re-write history re the beloved and multi-talented Gordo was priceless. What a hoon

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          • Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

            I haven’t been this happy since Labour won in ’97.

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          • Martin says:

            Other Prime Ministers go quietly. Not this one, but at least he has gone. Best day of my life-and I am 66 years old.

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          • Why did it take so long to oust this turd says:

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          • Anonymous says:

            Well cheerio Shit for Brains…

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          • Dear Gordon
            THANK YOU VERY MUCH, for doing the only decent thing in your miserable, lying, crooked life.

            But let’s not forget the huge list of things to thank you, Tony, Peter, Alleystare and all of your supporters, this is a short list of some of the wonderful things you have destroyed since 1997.

            Just to remind you, in 1997:

            * We had a decent pension system that enabled retired people to live independently of the state.

            * We had a stable society with low immigration.

            * We had affordable house prices.

            * We had a working democracy that was free of corrupt “postal” voting.

            * Many mothers had the freedom to not work so that they could bring up their children.

            * We had a good education system that put our children in the top ten best educated countries in the world.

            * We had low unemployment.

            * We had low debts.

            * We had low taxes, our companies had low taxes so they could afford to employ us.

            * We had police “forces” (not “services”) and they were led by coppers, not politicised graduates.

            * We had a successful set of controls to keep the banks safe.

            * We had low, affordable council taxes.

            * We had our bins emptied every week, with no fuss.

            * We had no knife crime.

            * We had killers, rapists and drug dealers sent to prison.

            * We had a politically neutral civil service.

            * We had never been accused of war crimes.

            * We had never been accused of helping torturers.

            * We had a successful economy.

            * We had a large propsperous fishing fleet.

            * We had a large prosperous farming sector.

            * We had an industrial capacity twenty times the size that it is today.

            * We used to decide our own laws in the Houses of Parliament (not in Brussels).

            * We had a majority of MPs in parliament who did not lie on their expenses.

            * We had some of the best and oldest civil liberties in the world as protected by Magna Carta, Habeas Corpus, “Trial By Jury” and “Innocent Until Proved Guilty”.

            Thank you for destroying all of these.

            Thank you very much.

            Thank you so very very much.

            Your memories will always be associated with lying, corruption, crookedness, greed, spite, unnecessary wars, ethnic cleansing and bankruptcy.

            Aren’t you proud?

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          • Mike, London says:

            And the bare faced cheek of it all – he goes swanning off with his precious kids in tow who previously must never be shown to the waiting cameras! He truly was an awful man with the most dubious set of double standards on offer.

            Good riddance to bad news!

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          • Mrs B says:

            Fucking marvellous! Can’t stop grinning.

            Waited for a long time for this day. Now let’s see the Labour scum self-destruct with infighting and die forever.

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          • giant bee says:

            OH MY GIDDY AUNT pinch me has it really happened ?

            AHAHAHAHA awesome, let’s now see the Labour party implode with copious amounts of infighting and backstabbing, much entertainment to follow as the provenly-irrelevant Socialist turds flush themselves down the toilet of oblivion.

            Oh happy day…

            Let’s not kid ourselves, tough times are ahead. But at least Gordon and his bunch of corrupt, lying, thieving war criminals aren’t going to be in charge to make the wrong decisions as they have these past 13 years.

            Goodbye ? Actually no.. to quote Homer Simpson – “Badbye !!”

            And with my JD & Coke in hand, I toast Sir Guido Fawkes and my fellow brothers and sisters of this blog who have long suffered and may now have a fighting chance of picking up the pieces and rebuilding once more.

            Congratulations to Dave with a warning – DON’T screw up buddy.. or else..

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        • 409
          The Admiral says:

          Jolly good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • 18
        Down With Brown! says:

        Well done, Guido, you blamed a key part in his downfall.

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      • 44
        Anonymous says:

        ‘Thank you and goodbye’.

        FUCK you and goodbye, Brown, you utter Hunt.

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        • 148
          Anonymous says:

          Fuck you and good riddance!

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          Progressive Snotgobbler says:

          Sorry, should read ‘Fuck you and fuck off’.

          Much better now.

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          • SarahN says:

            Or maybe “fuck you Brown, you fucking fucktard, now fuck the fuck off”.

            I can open my election night champagne now!

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          • Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

            “Fuck you and fuck off and die, slowly, with pain. Before you do, you’d better know that your wife’s on the phone to the divorce lawyer, and fucking off to Canterbury. And your ministerial pension’s been cancelled.”

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          • Tesco is fucking the country says:

            Seconded. Rot at the bottom of Loch Ness, you stealth tax-grabbing, money-wasting, humourless, talentless, scheming, bigoted, lying, and lying some more, one-eyed, cowardly, surveillance mad FUCKER. That’s just for starters. We still have Mandelbottom and Alastair “I have the blood of brave Dr Kelly on my hands” Campbell to get rid of. Somehow. Any ideas? Anyone? Anyone?

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      • 149
        Roland 301 Space Echo says:

        Let’s hope we never ever see the mendacious Hunt again. I suspect that he’ll turn up in the Lords in recognition of his ‘service’ to the country.

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        • 163
          Anonymous says:

          Scotland?

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          • English Viking says:

            I hear there is a vacancy for a drug-addled gayboy on Glasgow Council.

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          • Martin says:

            I hope we never have to suffer another Scottish Cabinet before I die.

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          • Anonymous says:

            I’m afraid “Cameron” is a Scottish name and most of the gargantuan political giants pulling the LimpDims’ strings are Scottish, too; Ming, Steel, some bloke who was a drunk.

            Ho hum. But I feel the worst is over.

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          Gladys Pew says:

          BBC pushing the line he will get top job at the IMF. We’re doomed if he does as we will need them before this crisis is out and I can imagine how his soul is now shrivelled with hatred for the UK for spurning him.

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          • Doctor Mick says:

            I think the IMF might have something to say about that. Even they have standards.

            There’s a job going in Selfridges this Christmas seeing how good he is at giving away things.

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      • 169
        Benefits Kulture UK says:

        YES YES YES !

        AND TAKE YOUR BLOODY SOCIALIST TWAT FRIENDS WITH YOU

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      • 724
        Gordoom cooks the books says:

        The leach cambell on 5 live Britain is in better shape than in 97 ha ha ha ha ha ha wot is he on TWAT

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      • 727
        Gordoom cooks the books says:

        campbell says on 5 live the no 10 staff in tears can Liebour ever stop the bullshit spin

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    • 17
      Kit says:

      Gordon still hoping the Queen will decline the resignation.

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        Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

        I’m hoping the Queen will stab him with one of her swords

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          Anonymous says:

          I’d rather thought Kween Mandy had told Gordo to resign or the dirt would be dished.

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        No Biggy says:

        She’ll make him wait until Eastenders has finished. Then get one of her Guardsmen to forcefully eject him from the Palace.

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        • 158
          Anonymous says:

          Eastenders waits for the Queen

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          • No Biggy says:

            It appears you are correct. It also appears that HM got him and out a bit sharpish.

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          • Lightweight Cast Iron says:

            Hopefully, Phil told him to fuck off.

            I notice his police outriders deserted him – fookin priceless

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          • Indigo says:

            To me the lack of police outriders suggests that Gordon decided to resign on the spur of the moment, a bit earlier than his office thought he would.

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    • 187
      Madness says:

      Let us all rejoice. He was quite simply one of the worst Prime Ministers we have ever seen. The damage he inflicted on our once great country and economy will take a long time to rectify but we as a country can breath a huge sigh of relief. Let the repairs begin.

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    • 205
      Scopes says:

      Why did that grotty slapper follow him to the Palace? Is she some sort of guide dog?

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        The Faerie Quene is Dead says:

        His fag hag. Steers him round potholes as he’s not safe out on his own.

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      • 779
        Blue Lady says:

        Sarah and Gordy are looking forward to retiring in their tax payer funded mansion on Gordy’s £100,000 plus p.a. pension. Gordy stole our pensions but he’ll be alright. It’s one life for these socialists and another for the rest of us.

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    • 230

      What a turn round from this mornings event. I am actually quite emotional. Goodbye Gordon!

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      • 640
        Bill O'Bong says:

        Having spent much of the last three years dreaming of this moment and having contributed around 200 anti-Broon posts to various blogs, I wonder what the hell I’m going to do now the pasty-faced twat’s gone. Or has he?

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    • 246
      reality says:

      Blimey plod out riders in and traffic lights out.

      Welcome to the real world Gordon

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    • 282
      Engineer says:

      Busy old day, eh? Started with NuLab plotters trying to steal the election, and ended somewhat better. At last, New Labour are history.

      Let’s all hope that politics will be conducted with more honesty, honour and integrity from here on in. One thing’s for sure – they know that Guido’s watching….

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      • 327
        Funster says:

        Well said, Engineer

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      • 781
        Blue Lady says:

        Postal voting needs to be banned and constituencies equalized in size before the next General Election and then hopefully Labour will be kept out of power for generations.

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    • 297
      newbieMP says:

      IT WOS THE BIGOT THAT DID IT !!!!!!!!! REJOICE

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    • 353
      RJ says:

      Toot-a-loo mutha******

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    • 379
      Wing Co. says:

      Dave, I’d check to see if all the lightbulbs are still there, the thieving b*stard broon has stole everythig else!

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        Four-eyed English Genius says:

        Never mind the bulbs, he has probably nicked the fittings as well!

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    • 380
      Anonymous says:

      What a bunch of fucking no nothing self important twats you are. Done fuck all for your country…… put up or shut up.

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      • 430
        Anonymous says:

        2 Tours of Iraq gives me the right to comment on the country. I’ve done more than McDoom ever could for this country. I suspect you are some council employee or just a Liebour wonk.

        Today is a good day as we have seen the back of one of the most vile individuals to ever hold office.

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        • 594
          RavingMad says:

          hear hear

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        • 601
          John F says:

          Well said mate,,but Browns going is not enough especially after what he, and the rest of the Zanulabour thugs, have done to our armed forces.
          Many good lads and lassies are dead because he didn,t supply them with proper equipment.
          Amongst the many shocking stories,,the one in the Mail about the SAS being denied that chance to rescue 2 of their mates in Basra,,but going in anyway,,the MOD bastard saying that the 2 lads were expendable when the SAS L/Col asked for clearance.
          Brown, Blair and the rest of the Zanulabour thugs should be executed, and personally I would love to pull the trigger.

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        • 754
          Call me Infidel says:

          Thanks for your service anon. Thankfully the sewer party are finally ejected from power. Let’s just hope this is the moment that marks the decline into irrelevance they so richly deserve.

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        • 795
          giant bee says:

          Indeed it does give you the right old chap, about 900 trillion times the right of some retarded nooLiebore “supporter”. Ignore the whining knobber, today is indeed a fantastic day.

          I only hope those who lied to send you there second time round are brought to justice – Brown, Blair and Campbell for starters.

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          • Give us what we need Dave says:

            Brown always gave the military what they needed did he? I spent my first 2 weeks in Kuwait in March 2003 in Green combats – great in Northern European forests, but not in the bloody desert. After 22 years service I, along with many of my colleagues pray that at last we will at last get the support from a new Government that I believe we and our families have earned.

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      • 750
        Get Smart says:

        “What a bunch of fucking no nothing self important twats you are. Done fuck all for your country…… put up or shut up.”

        Worry about your non-job that the poor taxpayer is funding. First thing to sort is the BBC.

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      • 774
        Gladys Pew says:

        Screw you, I have contributed loads of tax that that idiot has pissed up against the wall. I expect it was way more than you have done. Liebore, such bad losers.

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      • 775
        Good riddance to bad rubbish. says:

        Is that ‘no’ or ‘know’, because I know for certain the nasty left are all self diagnosed dyslexics or in other words thick as two short planks.

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    • 389

      Mendacious, malicious, scheming, bullying, gurning, plotting, incompetent, inelegant, unattractive, ineffective, tribal, biggotted, unionised, spendthrift, obnoxious, purblind, deluded, unbalanced, imprudent, irresponsible TWAT.

      How we shall miss him…….

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    • 439
      The madness of Brown says:

      Bloody Hell

      Brown is BONKERS

      He has just described Manselson as the rock of the Labour party

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    • 642
      Mike, London says:

      Gordon FcukWit!

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    • 648
      Up sh1t creek says:

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    • 739
      PM says:

      Missing you, never.

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    • 751
      Gordon Brown says:

      I wish my successor and his government all the ebst in the future

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    • 767
      filipinomonkey says:

      Labour’s Ed Miliband tweets: We owe Gordon a huge debt.

      Hmmm sloppy punctuation and a few missing words, try again.

      Labour’s Ed Miliband tweets: We owe, thanks to Gordon, a huge debt.

      Much better…

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    • 771
      Gladhesgone says:

      Brown is gone after nearly destroying the British economy by running up close to £200 billion in debt. The old saying is true… socialism is great until the money runs out. Well now it has. We need from the new government emphasis on helping business / entrepreneurs to grow the economy, jobs and tax base to reduce this massive debt left by a bankrupt Labour party. Goodbye Gordon and your horrible cronies.

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    • 789
      Mrs. C. Blair says:

      Sarah didn’t look too happy at the prospect of being stuck with the moron in Scotland. Serves her right.

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  2. 2
    Captain Black says:

    There really is a God…

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  3. 3
    Goodbye says:

    Goodbye u Hunt

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    • 310
      Monkey Chops says:

      Good riddance.

      Now get the fucking axes out sharpish. Spare nothing. A bonfire of NuLab laws from Monday.

      REJOICE!

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      • 406
        Garbage Out Garbage In says:

        So naive, bless.

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      • 509
        Martin says:

        Find out which jobsworths were responsible for telling the nurse that she had to remove her crucifix and sack him/her/them as a symbol that we will not go on paying people to spy on other honest hard working people. They are not part of front line services, they are the Labour version of the stasi.

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  4. 4
    Mr Ned says:

    That was the best speech Brown ever delivered!

    Goodbye and good riddance.

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  5. 5
    robbo says:

    Good riddance

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    • 558
      Anonymous says:

      For the first time ever,in the safe knowledge he can do no more harm, I feel a little sympathetic towards him.Make no mistake he has pissed me off no end and made me despair for the future of my country.But in good spirit I wish him and his family well.

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      • 776
        Anonymous says:

        I hope he gets arse cancer.

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      • 792
        Mrs. C. Blair says:

        I don’t. I wish him a miserable life.

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      • 797
        giant bee says:

        You must be joking. A plague of boils on him and his tweetophiliac fag hag, followed by locusts and then a plague of crocodiles with frickin laser beams.

        Anyone know what’s happening to Mandelslime ?

        Oh it’s just too funny for words..

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  6. 6
    Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

    FOAD Brown

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    • 301
      fruitcake says:

      I’ll second that emotion

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      • 418
        Jonathan says:

        I must admit, I was hoping for his resignation and suicide. However, it looks like we might have to wait a bit ’til we can all piss on his grave.
        FOAD you socialist piece of shit!
        The only drawback is that we’re now stuck with CMD.

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        • 798
          giant bee says:

          For now. The Conservatives won’t be slow to wield the knife if he cocks up. One way or another, it’s going to work out.

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    concrete pump says:

    Woo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Light spliff = check
    Quaff wine = check
    Have a fucking party = check

    Thank fuck.

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  8. 8
    Jabbb the Cat says:

    The fucker has finally gone!

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    • 162
      Catosays says:

      Check.
      Time…Midnight.
      Location..Crossroads.
      Equipment.. Large stake..fucking great hammer.

      Re-check…Make that two stakes.

      Job done.

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    Cry me a fucking river says:

    LOL

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    CuttingEdge says:

    Joy. Pure unadulterated joy is what I feel right now.

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  12. 12
    The last days of Labour says:

    IT’S OVER. HE’S GONE!!!!! HE WILL NEVER DARKEN OUR LIVES AGAIN!!!!!

    GOOD RIDDANCE, YOU EVIL BASTARD.

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    • 91

      …until he pops up as the head of the IMF, World Bank, or even (*shudders*) Rumpuy’s successor.

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      • 198
        jgm2 says:

        Not a chance.

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      • 311
        fruitcake says:

        That would give Farage someone to punch…bring it on

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      • 496

        “This is the line for the next 24 hours: you speak to everyone you know and you praise him. Right? You praise him like he’s your dead brother”. (Iannucci).

        …..

        Gordon Brown was a man who meant well and was perhaps over-burdened by his hot-house education and early attendance at university. This simultaneously created impossibly high expectations of him while denying him the common experiences through which most people learn to relate to others. As a result, what often appeared as rudeness was in reality just awkwardness. His mother, although adoring him, illustrated the dangers of an able woman being forced to live through her children by the customs of the time. Still, Gordon Brown loved his mother and remained close and respectful towards her, emphasizing family values. A less dutiful son might have isolated himself.

        There is no doubt that he sincerely wished to improve the lives of ordinary people and was frustrated when obliged to defer to people with more charm but less intellectual ability. He worked hard to use the talent of a historian for accumulating detail and to apply it in the area of economics which was not his first subject. Ultimately, however, economics is a separate, if dismal, discipline and despite the number of economic opinions, is ruled by iron laws which eventually assert themselves. Brown bravely took on these laws to in an attempt to bring greater fairness to society but if the underlying dynamic is not understood, it can lead to an over-reaching which is doomed to fail eventually. Thus Brown achieved some of his aims but, by his own high standards, not as many as he wished.

        History will sort out the rest.

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        • 549
          English Viking says:

          You’re mental.

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        • 598
          RavingMad says:

          bollocks

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        • 604
          John F says:

          Are you that gormless ugly Bitch Mary Riddle from the once great Daily Labourgraph.
          Your hero Brown should be Hung, Drawn and Quartered

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        • 612
          MI5 says:

          Gordon Brown never took on the “iron laws” of economics

          He never understood what they were

          And he overliberalises the financial system which led to the meltdown because he did not understand those lawzs

          SO what you cite above is pseudo-intellectual rubbish

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        • 633
          Four-eyed English Genius says:

          Yeah, riiiiight!!!!

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        • 702
          Doctor Mick says:

          He was a man consumed by his ambition and arrogance. Truth, fairness and integrity were sacrificed on the altar of his ego.

          And as he walks away to a comfortable retirement remember that it is others who will have to solve the mess the country is in and will no doubt take the blame for doing so.

          Can’t feel any sympathy for the man, especially not while young lads are getting their arses shot off in Afghanistan.

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          • Anonymous says:

            If that Scottish cun/t truly cared aout making ‘lives better for oridnary people’ why was he taking a mssive dump on a little old ladies concerns about Polacks taking all the jobs from Tesco Delivery service?

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        • 777
          Anon says:

          Who the fuck wrote that sycophantic shit?

          Get the fuck out of England, Broon and dont fucking come back you megalomaniac cyclops bastard.

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        • 793
          Mrs. C. Blair says:

          The only person Brown cared about was Brown. How did they manage to get him out of No. 10? Was that really him or a double. Is he still hiding in a bunker deep within No. 10?

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        • 800
          giant bee says:

          “Gordon Brown was a man who meant well ”

          stopped reading after that

          if you believe that statement, you are a certifiable loon and should never be allowed near anything electric, electronic, sharp, hot or cold

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    • 728
      Gordoom cooks the books says:

      hip hip to that

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    ester ransoms dog says:

    Not much clapping from the staff and jouno’s

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    • 686
      Brown Hater says:

      …and I’ll bet there won’t be empty champagne bottles lying around in the BBC tonight!

      Oh dear!

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  14. 15
    robbo says:

    Pop, thats the first opened

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    Anonymous says:

    thank god for that

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  16. 21
    Tickle Duster says:

    What a beaten man. What a happy day :-)

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  17. 22
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    19:20 11/05/2010 Democracy restored in the United Kingdom.

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    The last days of Labour says:

    Half an hour till we have PRIME MINISTER DAVID CAMERON.

    That sound you hear is every New Labour c/unt across the country choking on their own bile!!!! Hurts, doesn’t it, you evil fuckers!!!!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Get in!

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  20. 28
    Down With Brown! says:

    Liberty, freedom, tyranny is dead!!!!

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    QWERTY says:

    Someone texted me who knows someone at the BBC. Apparently there are MEN and women at the BBC openly crying!!!

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    • 41
      Canary Wharf Rat says:

      P45’s next hopefully

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      • 53
        Down With Brown! says:

        They are all too coked out to realise.

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        • 321
          fruitcake says:

          yeah it was probably cut with Ajax

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          • back ta Scotland wi'ya says:

            well they might as well get used to Ajax, once theyve been relegated back to reality and have to get a real job…..spec Baroness Scotland could use a cleaner…

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    • 46
      concrete pump says:

      I wish i could see that, it would give me a stiffy.

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    • 123
      No Biggy says:

      Double-fucking-joy.

      You make your bed, you fucking lie in it. (See what I did there?)

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    • 126
      mort says:

      they will be rifling the stationary cabinets and stealing all the biscuits!

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    • 170
      Twatspotter says:

      Grow up.

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      • 179
        No Biggy says:

        Twatspotter – is that you Toenails?

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        • 210
          concrete pump says:

          Possibly, but it’s more likely a sad socialist on his way to hang himself from the nearest speed camera.

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        • 802
          giant bee says:

          awwww there there Twatspotter, don’t worry I’m sure you’ll find some low-paid manual labour to keep a roof over your head !

          oh wait .. didn’t Labour give all those jobs to immigrants ?

          the Labour party you supported ?

          I’ll fetch you a rope

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    • 346
      Fidel X Penses says:

      I wonder if they’re beginning to regret those champagne bottles they opened in 1997.

      I wish I was in the UK today. Effing cnut Brown gives me a rotten start to the week and then fucks off when I’m out of the country. Bastard. Still, if I’m lucky today has ruined his life. And Mandy’s. And Bad Al’s (BTW Mrs. C., hope you’ve had an industrial-strength lock put on the drinks cabinet).

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    • 454
      Maximus M. Bacillus says:

      Not hanging themselves, slitting their throats, or shoving lethal doses of cocaine up their arses at the BBC? I am very disappointed with the lack of diverse reaction.

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    • 725
      Uranus says:

      They have MEN at the BBC?

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    Turd flushed at last says:

    Brown: Fuck off and die you worthless hypocritical imbecile, you have harmed millions for your twisted ego. If only there was a hell like your father taught you, you would get your just desserts.

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  23. 32
    Keith Joseph's preserved pulsing head says:

    now don’t let’s take a bigoted view of the man
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Like

  24. 33
    NotaSheep says:

    When I heard Gordon Brown’s voice crack at the end of his announcement I almost began to feel sorry for him…. NOT!

    Actually I shouted “F**K OFF”. The man is a fraud, he’s done his best to destroy the UK and deserves nothing but the hatred of the UK population. As I have suggested before, any increases in taxation to pay for the economic mess he has left behind him should be called ‘Brown taxes’. The man was a disaster as Prime Minister and don’t let the BBC succeed in making anyone feel sorry for him as they are trying to do now.

    Like

    • 180
      Snotrocket says:

      Quite right NotaSheep!!! I reckon there was a national FUCK OFF being yelled at that moment. I was with you. Oh Joy.

      Like

      • 233
        jgm2 says:

        I found myself just shouting ‘FUCK OFF’ constantly at the screen. Just couldn’t help myself. It was the only thing that sprang to mind.

        Well that and sneering at the self-serving ‘I’m not in it for the title or the prestige’. Oh yeah? Just like you wouldn’t use your family and then promptly had your missus follow you around for three years as a human shield.

        And you abolished boom and bust. Make that Tory boom and bust. Make that you meant kept inflation under control.

        It would have been so easy to do a good job.

        But you just couldn’t.

        And now we all have to pay.

        Like

    • 188
      Catosays says:

      Mrs Cato got quite upset with me as I called him a C’NUT. She doesn’t like that word but on this occasion she forgave me.

      Like

    • 330
  25. 34
    Hang them... says:

    Insincere bastard has wrecked our country – blood on his (& Tony’s) hands in Iraq & Afghanistan. And they still tried to spin they country voted for some kind of “progressive” crap.
    Hope the tories get the documents on all the skeletons in the cupboard and bring them to justice.
    As for mandelson & campbell – why were two unelected tossers involved in plotting the next government ?

    Like

    • 86
      Hang them... says:

      …and what’s his crap about the armed forces HE was responsible for underfunding and LYING they had “real-terms” rises ? So had to apologise to both Chilcott and the house of commons….

      Like

    • 132
      Hang The Bastards says:

      Mandelson & Campbell….. hope the Tories HANG the lying bastards for Treason.

      Like

    • 214
      Cinna says:

      Fat chance. Why do you think they’ve been stringing out for days? They had a lot of shredding to do.

      Like

      • 280
        English Viking says:

        Spot on. Don’t forget all those duffel bags going out the back door of No. 10 today either.

        Like

      • 315
        Hang them... says:

        Yes – a frightening thought you are so right ! Not like they don’t have previous with tony’s “documents”….

        Like

  26. 35
    The last days of Labour says:

    Oh how sweet it is. I hope Campbell and Mandelson are stricken and depressed. May they both die very soon.

    Like

  27. 36
    Down With Brown! says:

    He’s left us all with quite an expensive bill to pick up.

    Like

  28. 37
    Twitter rumour says:

    What a Hunt. “I never use my family as props” makes his kids do the perp walk

    Like

  29. 38
    Peggy Mitchell says:

    Alright darlings! D*r*i*n*k*s are on the ‘ouse!

    Like

  30. 39
    Ronnie Combo says:

    GTF, you prick.

    Like

  31. 40
    dave says:

    Nice to see Brown use his Kids as a Shield as he departs no 10

    Like

  32. 42
    Down With Brown! says:

    Bloody brilliant, isn’t it!

    Like

  33. 43
    Down With Brown! says:

    Rejoice, Rejoice!!

    Like

  34. 45
    TrustyShield says:

    Gotta love the speech

    Delusional to the end

    Make Britain fairer, more tolerant, more green, more democratic, more prosperous and more just.

    HE FAILED ON ALL SIX COUNTS amongst many more

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind – In Gordon’s case the answer is YES and that is the best the Queen can hope for

    Like

  35. 47
    Another Engineer says:

    What is Sarah doing? Why is she going to the palace?

    Is she a guide dog as well as a beard?

    Like

  36. 47
    The last days of Labour says:

    He’ll spend the rest of his miserable life knowing he was the worst and most hated prime minister in UK history.

    Like

  37. 49
    Right Bastard says:

    TIIMMMMBBBBBBEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

    Like

  38. 51
    english - my vote does not count says:

    I hope the bastard rots in hell for what he has done to this country.

    Worst Chancellor ever.

    Most despised PM ever.

    And the ruiner of the United Kingdom.

    That is his legacy – & we will never ever forgive or forget.

    And the Scottish Raj in Westminster – fill your boots with ERnglish gold one last time & then fuck off back to Scotland.

    Like

    • 298
      Anonymous says:

      Right Dave; now, about this Midlothian question. Time to cut out his Scottish block vote on English only lrgislation.

      Like

  39. 52
    First Time Voter says:

    good speech. well delivered.

    good man.

    Like

    • 74
      Blair's Scrotum says:

      Bollox

      Like

    • 76
      Canary Wharf Rat says:

      Best speech he has ever made.

      Like

      • 257
        jgm2 says:

        Bollocks. Lying and self-serving to the end.

        More democratic – my arse. Where’s the PR vote they promised in 1997?

        Oh, resurrected at the last minute to try and keep his self-serving arse in power. That’s where.

        Like

      • 703
        Mike Hunt says:

        Best because it is his last. Listening to a rerun, NOW FUCK OFF AND NEVER DARKEN MY TOWELS AGAIN.

        Like

  40. 54
    Snotrocket says:

    Oh Fucking JOY!!!! The snotgobbling bastard has finally GONE!!!!!

    And he had the GALL – the sheer fucking gall – to say that: ‘In the even that the Queen accepts my resignation……’. The bastard!!!!!

    And then he had the most cringe-worthy moment of parading his children for the cameras……

    I can’t go on….I screaming at the TV as Prescott holds court with Jon fucking Snow……Bastards!

    Like

  41. 56
    He's Goneeeeeeee says:

    Just had the best dump of my life.

    Like

    • 104
      Snotsicle says:

      Dumped two browns in one day, eh?

      Like

    • 108
      ester ransoms dog says:

      Ans pratted on about the troops that he let down sooooo badly, scum.

      Like

      • 385
        AnotherMum says:

        It was at that point I started shouting at the b’asterd, totally, utterly contemptable to try and gain brownie points with his patronising lies. Looked the troops in the eye? His f’ucking duff eye. He really does need to go visit Afghanistan proper, in the theatre not the safe FOB; perhaps he could drive himself in a crappy landrover. Gets my vote.

        Like

  42. 57
    Anonymous says:

    A new dawn has broken, has it not? Woo Hoo!

    Like

  43. 58
    Snotrocket says:

    ‘In the EVENT….’

    Like

  44. 59
    Sir William Waad says:

    Damn. Just when I was getting to like the ugly prick.

    Like

  45. 60
    The Charity Gravy Train says:

    Hello Gordon.

    Like

  46. 61
    Down With Brown! says:

    What a tosser!

    Like

  47. 63
    avid Guido's blog lurker says:

    Hurry up Eastenders is on in a mo

    Like

  48. 64
    anon says:

    Thank f*ck for that

    Like

  49. 65
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Message to Dave:
    Get the place sweeped for eavesdropping and surveillence bugs. Watch out for booby traps.

    Like

  50. 66
    Francis Futurama says:

    Missing him already.

    Like

  51. 67
    Keith Joseph's preserved pulsing head says:

    Love the way dimblebore et al always adopt the same tone of voice they keep for state funerals at times like this

    Like

  52. 68
    Down With Brown! says:

    Harriet Harman is caretaker leader of the Labour Party.

    Like

  53. 69
    Toryist says:

    So the Bugger has finally got his P45.

    Good.

    Goodbye.

    Like

  54. 72
    M. De Gaulle says:

    Liberation day. Thank you.

    Like

  55. 73
    Dack Blog says:

    Garbage out, garbage in.

    Like

    • 111
      Jona Lewie says:

      Don’t dampen the Tories party spirit, they’ve waited a long time for this moment.
      When they wake in the morning, look across, and see Nick’s satisfied face asleep on the next pillow, the hangover will soon bring them back down to earth.

      Like

  56. 77
    The last days of Labour says:

    “Thank you…and goodbye.”

    The sweetest line in many years.

    Like

  57. 78
    Jan says:

    Evil,lying cheating man who treated decent hardworking people of the country with great disrepect, whilst shovelling shedloads of money to benefit cheats, has now gone.He has made this country a basket case. He had the cheek to mention our brave men fighting an unwinnable war.Also used his children for a photo-op……..Sickening scumbag..I absolutely detest him. I hope we now see the end of the Scots mafia. They are not fit to run a whelk stall let alone our country.

    Like

  58. 79
    Toryist says:

    … and Harperson can FUCK OFF!

    Like

  59. 80
    Down With Brown! says:

    Cab for Mr Brown.

    Like

  60. 81
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Whose next?

    Like

  61. 82
    roman says:

    Do you suppose the Armed Forces reciprocate his sentiments?

    Like

    • 120
      Hang The Bastards says:

      When they shook his hand and looked into his BONG- EYE they knew he was lying like fuck to them

      Like

    • 144
      Why did it take so long to oust this turd says:

      As a member of the Forces I am glad that snivelling lying fucking shit Hunt has gone

      Like

    • 151
      No Biggy says:

      As a former long-serving member of the Army who retired not so long ago, the answer is most definately, fuck you and the horse you rode in on Mr Brown.

      Like

  62. 84
  63. 87
    Brown is a c**t says:

    At… fucking….. LAST !!

    Oh, and how dare you bring the troops into this, they weren’t good enough years ago when they needed helicopters. Cynical piece of shit to the end.

    No begone, you useless, lying, incompetent twat, and never let you or your like darken our doors again.

    Like

  64. 92
    Wipe the tear, baby dear, from your eye-ee! says:

    Bonsoir, old thing, cheer-i-o, chin, chin,
    Nap-poo, too-dle-oo,
    Goodbye-ee.

    Like

  65. 95
    Young Mr Grace says:

    Zanulabour is dead. long live Zanulabour. Now, someone go stab it thru the heart a couple of dozen times to be certain.

    Oh and Brown? Fuck you K’unt, good riddance and not a moment too soon.

    Like

  66. 96
    A taxpayer says:

    no more new labour lies – good riddance

    Like

  67. 97
    Gordon says:

    ….I winder if Tony needs someone to hold his lecture notes…?

    Like

  68. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Now fuck off and die Brown

    Like

  69. 99
    Ronnie Combo says:

    Shameless. Hope Lilibet sets the corgis on the fucker.

    Like

  70. 100
    Anonymous says:

    They think its all over, it is now!

    Like

  71. 101
    A Dave-o says:

    Why exactly was that old hag who is his “wife” behind him for the speech? Will the doctors not let this bumbling idiot out on his own without a carer?

    Most vomit inducing of all has to be Brown wheeling his kids out to walk hand in hand from Downing Street. This from the one eyed sociopathic cretin who once proclaimed that he would never use his family for publicity.

    Fuck off James Gordon Brown back to Scotland.

    Now let the rats still left in the New Labour ship start to infight and hopefully implode the vessel to sink to the bottom of the swamp in the ensuing maelstrom.

    Like

  72. 101
    Lord St. John of Fawnsley says:

    In the words of the GREATEST post-War Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher –

    REJOICE IN THAT NEWS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Like

  73. 105
    I could cry ....with relief .. says:

    John Prescott at his eloquent best on C4 – what does contrubated mean?

    Like

    • 213
      Hoop says:

      I heard that too. The fat, evil, sleazy c-unit needs hitting in the face with a spade.

      Like

    • 293
      Cockney Geezer says:

      It’s what they learned him in school, how to contrubate a verb.

      I ate the pie
      I is eating the pies
      I eated all the pies
      Quick get me some more f*ckin’ pies

      Like

  74. 106
    Hang The Bastards says:

    FUCK OFF YOU BONG-EYED Hunt !

    Lets start the street party ! What a great day. A day that the word GREAT can be put back into Britain !

    Like

  75. 107
    Ch4rl3s H4rdwidg3 says:

    What a deluded fucking tosser it is,

    Like

  76. 109
    The Queen says says:

    One’s going to miss Eastenders

    Like

  77. 112
    Good riddance to Jonah says:

    Like

  78. 113
    Moley says:

    Well thank God for that.

    My faith in democracy is restored, I hope Clegg and his party live up to the implicit promises he made during the debate.

    Cameron played a blinder.

    Well done that man.

    Like

    • 228
      Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

      Cameron and Clegg: your mission, should you choose to accept, is to destroy Labour forever. It can be done in 12 months. Should you prove successful, it will be the greatest achievement of your political lives.

      Like

      • 369
        Cinna says:

        And the people of England will be indebted you you forever. Well we’re in debt to just about everybody else…

        Like

  79. 114
    Toryist says:

    Alraedy got 11 … No, it’s now !5 Toryists round at mine, each with bottles of good stuff.

    PARTYTIME!!!!!!!!!

    Now 16 here on the piss!!

    Like

    • 681
      English Viking says:

      Don’t know why, you didn’t win, and Dave’s a nob.

      We (people who work for a living) are going to get a shed-load of shite from the new boss, just like the old boss.

      Give 12 months, you’ll hate him as much a Brown.

      Like

      • 685
        English Viking says:

        Mild intoxication will excuse the spelling errors above.

        Like

        • 806
          giant bee says:

          but not the content

          there is no way anyone could be as hated as Brown

          you sir are as mad as a Viking and twice as beardy

          Like

  80. 114
    Unsworth says:

    Watching that idiot Snow interviewing that idiot Prescott. It’s fucking hilarious. Prescott is still fighting the class war – but hasn’t realised that it’s 2010. What a fucking gibbon.

    Like

  81. 116
    Sean Lynch says:

    Oh joy I don’t know whether to laugh or cry Im so happy that this dreadful man has gone, it is like a big fucking dark cloud removed from above us, he was an utter disgrace with the vile disgusting Mandleson and Campbell plotting his final trick, what a complete utter Hunt Brown was, no redeeming qualities, just a bitter malicious twisted man, with a vendetta against us all.

    Like

  82. 117
    Llew says:

    Hoo-fucking-ray. Good riddance.

    Like

  83. 117
    gurka the mercenary says:

    Fuck off C U N T

    Like

  84. 121
    Anonymous says:

    See – they do listen to the petitions on the no 10 website.

    Like

  85. 122
    Cockney Geezer says:

    What was that thank-you list all about? Did he think he was at the Oscars? Back to the land of shortbread and midges with you, you deluded pillock.

    Like

  86. 123
    QWERTY says:

    What hand gesture did you give to the TV screen when McLoser finished speaking?

    Hard decision for me, but the wanker sign was my weapon of choice.

    I see the Unite. Billy Bragg scum are chanting Tories out. Looks like the cases of child rape will be up in London tonight

    Like

  87. 125
    Another Engineer says:

    OK, here’s one for the Terminator-isn’t-dead-yet fans…

    Ken Clarke looks at the books, and goes white. The IMF are called in.

    The IMF appoint Gordon Brown as head.

    In comes Gordon Brown to tell the UK how to run the economy….

    Like

    • 136
      Another Engineer says:

      OK, here’s one for the Terminator-isn’t-dead-yet fans…

      Ken Cl*rke looks at the books, and goes white. The I M F are called in.

      The I M F appoint Gordon Brown as chief.

      In comes Gordon Brown to tell the UK how to run the economy…

      Like

    • 808
      giant bee says:

      You can’t seriously believe the IMF will give the Ruin a job ? Maybe as a cleaner..

      Unlike your average Labour supporter, they will look at his record.

      Like

  88. 127
    Not Dorothy says:

    Ding Dong, the Git is dead, the Git is dead, the Git is dead!
    Ding Dong, the Git is dead, the wicked Git is dead!

    Like

  89. 128
    The last days of Labour says:

    Those “Free votes for all” c’unts have shown their true colours. They’ve started chanting “Tory scum” outside the Cabinet office. Their protest has got fuck all to do with the electoral system. They just don’t want the Tories in.

    Well, guess what, lefty fuckers? TOUGH!!!!!!!

    Like

  90. 129
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Fuck off back to jockland you one eyed twatting, c’unting shithead. If you ever come back you’ll be hung drawn and quartered like that other jock traitor Wallace.

    Like

  91. 130
    Jaded63 says:

    One last hilarious verbalism from two jags and two jowels, as he watches McDoom depart for the palace: Mcdoom ‘has contrabated a lot’. Lol, oh lol.

    Like

  92. 131
    The Lord Protector Rupert Murdoch says:

    Strewth! About fucking time. I want Sky in every fucking pommy bastards shit house. I’m coming to get ya Mark Thompson

    Like

  93. 133
    It needs to be said says:

    Guido, can’t you set down that glass of Margaux and click on a few things to lift the c-word filter? Just for one night?

    Like

    • 191
      Anonymous says:

      Shut it you CƯNT

      Like

    • 709
      stilyagi_air_corps says:

      I’m sorry about this, fellow geeks and Guido, but I feel that tonight, hic flourit, is a night for openness, glastnost, even. So I shall reveal a technical secret. Mr It needs to be said, try using the Unicode (Cyrillic) character с instead of our droogy old letter ‘c’ for your naughty words. You can cut and paste it, if you so wisht.

      Guido, please allow this liberty for tonight. It’s been a trying few days for all of us.

      Gizzajob!.

      Like

  94. 134
    Gobshite says:

    Wankers chanting ‘Tory scum’ outside CCHQ.

    Like

  95. 135
    english - my vote does not count says:

    Meet the new boss,
    same as the old boss.

    No justice or democracy for the English.

    I hope this con / lib wankfest of middle ground mediocrity ends in civil unrest & unspeakable violence against the political class.

    The big losers in this uber farce are the English people.

    Great news that Brown has gone – but he deserved humiliation & ridicule – not a choice.

    Is that hoon really going to head the IMF?

    Like

    • 682
      Casual Observer says:

      The sooner England gets itself a parliament, the better.

      Every other country seems to have one and theirs are 100% devoid of English members.

      There’s a clue about how things ought to be…

      Like

    • 691
      English Viking says:

      One of the only sensible contributions so far.

      Like

  96. 138
    MI5 says:

    Well done and a huge hat tip to you Guido

    You did more than the MSM to get rid of this turd

    You exposed the scum Macbride and the nauseating gang of smearers who will go down in infamy in British history…

    And you and your co-conspirators had the courage to take the denounciation of this appalling, fraudlent Nu Labour government to its conclusion..

    It shows what a small group of people can do

    You shugged off the injuctions, threats and fraud of these bastards

    And is an example for the future

    Perhaps the media will clan tehmselevs up and gop their job for a change

    If not we will have to continue

    God Bless and well done

    MI5

    Like

  97. 140
    far corfe says:

    Yeeeehaaaaa!

    Like

  98. 142
    Anonymous says:

    I’m going to have the best night’s sleep I’ve had for 13 years.

    And the bastard has the brass neck to bring Our Boys into his speech. I’m sure that’ll be a great comfort to those bereaved because you starved them of the tools to do the job.

    Reviled man.

    Like

  99. 146
    Gobshite says:

    Brown does have experience of dodgy accounting for the IMF job.

    Like

  100. 147
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Fuck Off Brown and take that sneering shitheap of the NuLabour party with you.

    You’ll never use the title “Prime Minister” again
    You were an utter failure as a chancellor
    You were an utter failure as a PM
    You were hated up and down this country

    …and you are now, thank fuck, no longer in power.

    I’ve waited a looong time for this moment.

    Like

  101. 153
    Gareth Thomas says:

    You are all being very harsh on an honourable – if not entirely savvy or competent man – and it is a sad judgement on the low level of political discussion that so many revile him now, at his leaving, while a worse political scam is being hatched. I felt sorry for Sarah Brown: looking at her face, I wonder if there could be a more opposite figure to Lady Macbeth? She has suffered much, I feel.

    Like

    • 182
      Dack Blog says:

      ‘Out, out, damned Jock! Out, I say!’

      Like

    • 223
      Gobshite says:

      I agree with the bit about Sarah.

      She has seen Gorgon in his naked glory.

      Or perhaps not?

      Like

    • 237
      Lightweight Cast Iron says:

      LOL

      and they say satire is dead

      Like

    • 298
      Moley says:

      No we aren’t; not all of us.

      I do hate sweeping generalisations.

      Like

    • 335
      Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

      So in your universe, #147, persistent mendacity is honourable???

      Not for the first time in my life I rejoice not to live in Wales.

      Like

      • 694
        English Viking says:

        I am grateful on a daily basis that I do not live in Wales.

        Like

        • 810
          giant bee says:

          Nothing wrong with Wales, the countryside’s beautiful. Most Taffs I know are a good laugh too. Let’s stick to the thread. Broon’s gone ! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!

          Like

    • 521
      Jonathan says:

      Gordon Brown is a vile, hate-filled bigot- like most leftists. The word honourable does not apply to him or any of his Labour cohorts.

      Like

    • 587
      Catosays says:

      Gareth Thomas… buffoon.

      Like

  102. 156
    Gordo still Twitching says:

    He’s only gone to BP to be knighted FFS!

    Like

  103. 159
    Shazza P says:

    Like

  104. 161
    mort says:

    second most important job, sheesh his kids don’t stand a chance.. asbo’s in the making with that man bringing them up, and uncle mandy.. would you leave him alone with anyone’s children?

    Like

  105. 164
    Sir William Waad says:

    Ever after, the people of Britain rejoiced on 11 May. Simple country folk and urban sophisticates alike celebrated ‘Flushday’ when the big Brown floater finally went to its long home in the sewage farm of history. Grandmothers danced with teenagers in the streets, folk of all ages got ratfaced and swore undying love to each other, men with beards and floppy robes kissed policemen. Fireworks, balloons, bunting and frolics filled the land. Parents scared their naughty children with tales of The Big Broon Man who would steal their toys if they were bad. There might be problems, yes, but they all knew that things could never be quite as bad again.

    Like

    • 223
      Pickled Wizard says:

      I dont care – I’m celebrating and well on my way to getting pissed. If the news tells me that Mandlepoof has had a fatal accident, I will drink myself comotose for a fortnight!!

      Like

  106. 165
    Mitch says:

    DING DONG THE FAGGOTS GONE!!

    Like

  107. 166
    Geordie Scoot says:

    Let’s hope the Limp Dumbs get the hint.

    Like

  108. 167
    Francis Futurama says:

    A few months of the Con-Dems and we’ll all be hankering for the good old days of Jonah the One-Eyed C’untosaurus.

    Like

  109. 168
    Gordo Goone says:

    Toenails in full eulogy mode, what a qwent!

    Like

  110. 172
    Chris says:

    Let’s hope Mandleson and Campbell disappear as well. Their sleeze, lies and manipulations did so much damage. New Labour should rebrand as Real Labour and return to more honourable ways of behaving. OPEN THE BUBBLY!

    Like

  111. 173
    TimJB says:

    It’s time to redecorate here, there’s champagne all over the walls and furniture.

    Get tae fook Broon you horrible horrible b’stard! Oh, and take those god awful arrisholes Mandelson and Campbell with you.

    Like

  112. 174
    RT says:

    Spiteful to the end, he didn’t even have the courtesy to wait until Cameron and Clegg had finalised their deal. British politics will be much less rude and obnoxious without Brown – now all we need is the engine to fall off a 747 and onto Balls, Mandelson and Campbell.

    Like

  113. 175
    David Cameron says:

    Anyone have the number for Rentokil?
    I need to get my new house fumigated.

    Like

  114. 176
    Hang them... says:

    Ed Balls rolling out his tractor stats on Sky News !

    Like

  115. 177
    Who's Next says:

    Guido’s cross-hairs moves and having moved moves onto….?

    Like

    • 812
      giant bee says:

      Five-a-day equality outreaching diversity co-ordinators and other bedwetting non jobsworths

      Wayne and Waynetta slob living off our taxes

      Unelected eurocrats passing laws like wind

      Unite

      Campbell

      Mandelson

      Blair

      Balls

      etc

      take your pick, there’s enough to choose from

      Like

      • 813
        giant bee says:

        Oops, forgot the Beeb !

        So will everyone else soon.. ciao folks, you’re no longer needed

        Like

  116. 178
    QWERTY says:

    The left really are wankers.

    So now we have a coalition Government that has combined over 50% of the public vote, but now the left claim that as the Tories and Lib Dems didn’t do well in Scotland they have no mandate.

    Funny that I thought we had a UK Parliament (that’s what the left normally say when it’s asked about the Scottish homosexuals voting on English laws) so we don’t vote by region.

    I’m in London tomorrow really hope I run into a mong with a Unite short on a even better a purple shirt. Give em a good slapping.

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    :D says:

    QWERTY says:
    May 11, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    Someone texted me who knows someone at the BBC. Apparently there are MEN and women at the BBC openly crying!!!

    Hahahahahahahahahahaaaa AAAAAAAAHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, f**k you, you champagne socialists, i hope you’re the first in the sights to be cut.

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      Gobshite says:

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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    • 238
      Progressive Snotgobbler says:

      MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

      Brilliant!

      Like

    • 240
      A Dave-o says:

      Lets hope that instead of bottles of champagne strewn about BBC HQ it is bottles of strychnine

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      Moley says:

      Thank you for that.

      A complete confirmation of everything we have suspected about the blatant and unashamed bias of our State Broadcaster.

      Fixing democracy requires the fixing of the BBC.

      They need their recruiting policy to positively discriminate in favour of Conservative leaning staff and they need to pay as much attention to Toryphobia as they do to homophobia.

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  118. 184
    Geordie Scoot says:

    Times pointing out that that was his second resignation in 24 hours

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  119. 186
    Anonymous says:

    Thank God. The relief is palpable.

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  120. 191
    News Just In says:

    Exclusive pics from the Inside of Number 10

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  121. 193
    TrustyShield says:

    Hey Guido

    Your numbers have gone haywire again

    More double counting than a New Labour budget

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  122. 195
    Geordie Scoot says:

    They should make him walk from the Palace to Labour HQ

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  123. 197
    Who's Next says:

    Dimblebore….The guards came to salute him at the palace, interesting as ex PM….Feck off Dimbledbore u boring twat!

    Like

  124. 202

    Brown has left the building.

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  125. 204
    Gladys Ribby-Brown says:

    Charity Night at the Feuars Arms in Kirkcaldy ! All proceeds to Former PM

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  126. 205
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Who the fuck would offer him Hoonwork now?

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  127. 207
    Fifer says:

    Good riddance!

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  128. 208
    Voice of Treason says:

    The real evil swine remains – the obscenity called MANDELSON. It is this ‘man’ that has been responsible for Brown and his policies. Brown was never his own man but a puppet of Mandelson. Please somebody shoot the bastard bender and rid us of the most reptilian being in politics.

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  129. 209
    DagenhamDave says:

    Gordon Brown Resigns. Surely the three most beautiful words in the English language.

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  130. 210
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    Cameron to head for Buck Palace in the new Jaguar XJ, I hear…

    Will return in old-model bomb-proof XJ.

    Bomb-proof version of the new Jaguar not yet ready.

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    • 291
      Cheese Lover says:

      He should stick with the Lexus, it’lll be more reliable.

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      • 504
        Dancing_In_The_Street says:

        Not so.

        Buy British. It’s the only hope we have left……and not a lot of that……

        (still smiling though)

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  131. 212
    Chris says:

    “THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER…” never truer! : )

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  132. 215
    Removal Man For Gordon says:

    Finally, he and liebour have gone. It was sad the john major left. Now for the mess to be sorted.

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  133. 217
    TrustyShield says:

    Wow that was quick at the palace

    Gordon walks in and says “Your Majesty I would to resign as ……”

    she says ” I accept, now fuck off” and Phil escorts him out with a 12 bore

    JOB DONE – break out the Dubonnet

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  134. 218
    Sniper says:

    My family are people! Not props!

    Another classic from the vaults

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    • 585
      Maximus M. Bacillus says:

      He fears he might be mistaken for Czar Nicholas, lol, but then he knows his modern Russian history.

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  135. 219
    The Thing says:

    OK, he’s out of the Palace. 15 min deal.

    Queen : hi Gordie, feeling better..?
    GB : Sort of…
    Q : OK, let’s move on. You brought the keys..?
    GB : Yes
    Q : All cupboard cleared..?
    GB : Yes, of course
    Q : Inventory..?
    GB : Done, not even a scratch to the furniture.
    Q : OK, here’s your tennant deposit
    GB : Thanks Mo’om, I’ll surely need that money.
    Q : No problems. Now just fuck-off, have a long evening ahead.
    GB : …

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      Caretaker and Housekeeper at No 10 says:

      Chr*st!!!

      You may be happy!!

      We’ve got clean the shit off thew walls before anyone can come in here!

      J*s*s F. Chr*st!!!!

      Can you imaging the state of this place!!!!

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  136. 220
    therochdalecowboy says:

    Gordon drives off. Traffic lights, remember them? Get used to queuing again Big Man

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  137. 221
    Beautiful Day says:

    Hee hee – he’s caught up in a traffic jam, welcome to the real world.

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  138. 225
    Michael St George says:

    Good riddance, you vile, unprincipled, mendacious, thuggish, dysfunctional Scotch marxist bastard.

    May the widow or family of every soldier who died from lack of proper equipment because of your refusal to fund the military:

    May the relatives of every retiree who died in penury from your raiding of their pensions:

    May every hard-working citizen who merely wanted to create a better future from their own efforts, but were fucked by your taxes:

    May they all forever defecate upon your grave.

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  139. 229
    No Biggy says:

    Ha ha, even the Poiice outriders deserted him on exiting the Palace – he got stuck in traffic. Ho ho ho.

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  140. 233
    happy, so happy says:

    At last At last free at last.Good riddance to the one eyed bogey picking loon.

    Good riddance to scumbag labour. Happy days.

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  141. 236
    David Brown says:

    So long, and thanks for all the faeces

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  142. 239
    Stu says:

    Good fucking riddance to the worse piece of unelected shite we have ever had to endure as Prime Minister. Go and take the rest of that lieing conniving shower with you.

    Like

  143. 241
    QWERTY says:

    Another good point is the number of jock bummers running England has now dropped massively.

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      TrustyShield says:

      Be careful what you wish for

      We now have Cameron, Osbourne, Duncan, Strathclyde, Grieve, McLoughlin, Mitchell, Alexander, Carmichael, Harris, Kirkwood, Maclennan, Erskine, McNally, Mulholland and Hunter running the country

      The Con-Dem-Nation is more Scots than NuLiebore.

      WE’RE ALL DOOOOMED I TELL YA…..DOOOOMED

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  144. 243
    The Thing says:

    Geez, the face of Ed Milliband says “fuck, now I need to find a proper job…”

    Fuckers.

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  145. 244
    Great British Public says:

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  146. 247
    Anonymous says:

    We should allow ourselves a long moment of celebration.

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  147. 249
    Yes I'm Whig Scum says:

    A really wonderful day. I’d like to thank everybody involved.

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  148. 250
    Professor Nutt says:

    Goodbye.

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  149. 253
    Dripfed says:

    [IMG]http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b88/dripfed/gordo.jpg[/IMG]

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  150. 254
    QWERTY says:

    Gordon Brown pays tribute to the c u n t s who tried to steal the election. any chance a suicide bomber could take the bastards out?

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  151. 255
    Voice of Treason says:

    Mr Brown said he had “loved the job, not for its prestige, its titles and its ceremony, which I do not love at all.

    “No, I loved the job for its potential to make this country I love fairer, more tolerant, more green, more democratic, more prosperous, more just – truly a greater Britain.”

    What a lot of crap from a crap man.

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  152. 255
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Oh, joyful day!

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  153. 259
    Gordon's Brain says:

    And now the fun begins!
    (And that’s IRONY you dull bunch of fascist wingnuts)

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  154. 260
    David Brown says:

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  155. 262
    Panic Wildly & Run Away says:

    Thank fook for that!!!
    I can’t believe that I have been pouring over the Election for the last 5 days and I miss the moment on the news when he finally admits defeat. I blame BFBS for showing a dispatches programme on the London Marathon. It perked my interest…..but not as much as this!!!!!!!

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  156. 266
    LOL says:

    clegg got him to resign TWICE in two days :)

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    Breath

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  157. 269
    Ex-Govt-By-Cluster-Fuck says:

    Decisive and courageous as ever.

    Took him 5 days to do a simple calculation.

    Now he will not even remain as an MP.

    What a delusional utter shitstain the man is.

    Shame we are stuck with Balls Mandelslime, Postman Pratt and the Militwats, at least they are not in power.

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    • 757
      Georgeous George says:

      Took him 5 days to do a simple calculation.

      He was only Chancellor for 11 years

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  158. 273
    Geordie Scoot says:

    The numbering on this commentary is as dr*nk as I am

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  159. 274
    Wolf says:

    no live chat?

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  160. 274
    Slim Jim says:

    Her Majesty must have been farting with excitement at the prospect of waving off Bonkers Brown. Actually, she doesn’t fart, but she must have had an amazing orgasm when the Balloon had to recommend the Leader of the Opposition to form the next government. Well, I did anyway.

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  161. 276
    Voice of Treason says:

    Harriet Harperson to take leadrship as a temporary measure. What a fucking outfit!

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  162. 277
    ROFL!! He already Quit you stupid cunt's says:

    and you were in tears when he did

    Hahahahaha!!

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  163. 278
    Gorden says:

    a crate of Bucky sarah,on the English

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  164. 279
    paul fitzgerald says:

    just look at gordoom face when he finishes his speech,says it all to me….

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  165. 283
    hmmm says:

    Good luck Gordon all the best for the future.

    Right now that cu*ts gone bring on dave.

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  166. 284
    Dunlaggin says:

    So why did he do that to his kids? They walked them out of the front door and around to the back, only for a photo. Just so he hopes it will be the photo in the paper tomorrow.
    ‘I will never use my family as props’

    Imagine the kids in 18yrs time. ‘Remember the day when Dad took us out to witness his final humiliation?’

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  167. 286
    Bye broon don't slam the door says:

    This ain’t over yet we have to sort out those nasty little b)(trds shouting their fair vote crap these labour trolls like Bully fag and his bitch pill straw won’t stop now the deluded sh*ts think it’s war now!

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  168. 287
    Dack Blog says:

    I’d keep the celebrations pretty low key if I were you. There’s a big bill in the post.

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  169. 288
    squatter says:

    Deluded to the end

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  170. 289
    QWERTY says:

    Rejoice, English forces take back Downing Street from the Scottish scum.

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  171. 290
    Eh says:

    I just want to say this. How’s it feel now Labour trolls

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  172. 292
    mort says:

    statement from nr 10, “no Nokias were injured or assaulted during the making of this rubbish resignation speech” yeaah right!

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  173. 294
    QWERTY says:

    Come on where is the final Downfall video?

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  174. 294
    Jesus says:

    For Heaven’s sake, Cameron hasn’t even gone to the Palace and that mong-eyed cretin Robinson is already gobbing off that there are people in the ranks who don’t want him in charge.

    Now withering on about his background. BBC already showing their hand – carping on about class. Such a pitiful, sad display from the nation’s broadcaster.

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    • 303
      QWERTY says:

      Dimbletwat (who is a toff) not pointing out that Clegg is a toff and so is Harman. So is Marr.

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    • 337
      Toenails is a twat says:

      Privatise the BBC immediately. Axe the telly tax. Pay back time.

      13 years of peddling out Labour Party propaganda. Fuck ‘em.

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      • 357
        Axe The Telly Tax says:

        Smash the beeboid bastards and get the army to crush the trade unions :)

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      • 635
        Anonymous says:

        13 years? More like 31 years. They’ve been peddling Labour propaganda since the days of Margaret Thatcher.

        It would be hard to find a more politically biased organisation than AlJaBeeba.

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    • 354
      Animal says:

      Heseltine giving Dimbleby a good slapping about this carping on about his background. Still life in Tarzan yet!

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  175. 296
    Labouration Day is here says:

    Deluded to the end.

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  176. 300
    An End to Gush and Blub says:

    He’s GONE!!!! G O R N!!! GOOOOORRRRNNN!!!!

    The Gorgon is GOOOOORRRRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fuck off the pair of you.

    Feel lucky you’ll be allowed to walk away.

    Many would like to see it very different!

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  177. 302
    Its Party Time !!!! says:

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  178. 309
    Great British Public says:

    TO HELL WITH BROWN’S TYRANNY !!

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  179. 313
    Bangalore Bugle says:

    Let’s enjoy tonight, we’ve got a f****ing lot of hard work to do starting tomorrow. Always the same, Tories come back as the “evil b*stards” to do the necesary tidying up after Labour mess and taxes. Brown, sod off, can’t express how much I loathe what you and your ilk have done to UK plc.

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  180. 314
    Indigo says:

    Fab pictures from the BBC helicopter of the Houses of Westminster in the warm light of the setting sun. While Nick Robinson free-associates in the background. I wonder what will happen to him now.

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    • 645
      cant hunter says:

      Did anyone see the pictures of old toenails as Alastair Darling was getting into a car in Downing Street? Someone obviously told old baldy that he was in the way of the camera, so he started to sink down to his heels without moving horizontally, as though he were about to squat on an old French privy; we all burst out laughing in this house. Classic

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  181. 317
    Letting Agent says:

    Unbelievable……..the bastard has taken the light bulbs and the bog rolls with him!

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  182. 318
    The last days of Labour says:

    The moment when Cameron appears outside No10 may cause me to shed a tear of joy. 13 years of New Labour at an end.

    Harriet Dromey is probably shedding buckets right now!

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  183. 319
    Labouration Day is here says:

    I bet the queen wet her self when Gordon recommended Dave

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  184. 320
    Brown Stain says:

    Correct me if I am wrong, but after all his posturing and BS about serving people, has he not just thrown all the toys out the pram and left us without a government.

    He should have stayed put until the others had agreed what they were doing.

    The fucking man is a Hunt to the very end.

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    • 356
      Engineer says:

      Yeah – I did wonder about that. Is it one last snub to his political opponents? Wait until they’re deep in finalising arrangements with their parliamentary parties, and drop them right in it.

      The senior civil servants wouldn’t allow that, surely? Must be some other reason. Maybe Her Maj couldn’t wait to see the back of him…

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    • 657
      Mike Litorus says:

      The plan was to scupper the Lib Dems – if he resigns and recommends Cameron before the deal is sealed, then Cameron might be tempted to cut the Lib Dems out in favour of a minority government. Lib Dems fall into line behind Labour and (hopefully for Labour) helps them reduce Camerons lead, giving them a larger majority with no Nationalist help.

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  185. 325
    The last days of Labour says:

    Blinky is on BBC1. The smug c/unt.

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  186. 326
    Hooray ! says:

    At last I can crack open the champagne !

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  187. 328
    Keith Joseph's preserved pulsing head says:

    I don’t believe F’ing Balls has mentioned sodding tax credits at this time !

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  188. 332
    Tron says:

    The Brown nightmare is over !!!
    He was making me ill.

    Now for Slimey Mandelson.

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    • 398
      Beautiful Day says:

      Do you think he’ll bother turning up at The Lords just for attendance allowance, he’ll be off to somewhere more lucrative tomorrow

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  189. 333
    LIFE LONG CONSERVATIVE VOTER says:

    Yesterday when the news broke that LibLab was on the cards the squillions of Beeboids were smiling, laughing and backslapping each other in great joy. Their bloated non-jobs secured for another 10 years.

    Today – Oh dear, lots of Beeboid Mr and Mrs Glums

    First job for Dave GET RID OF THE LICENCE FEE!!! If they want to keep broadcasting they will have to learn the concept of impartiality (as if) Bring it on!!

    Must admit his speech was quite moving (I can’t believe I just said that)!!

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  190. 334
    shock horror text says:

    Just got text “Brown Re-signs as PM”.then realised he has resigned

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  191. 343
    Sir Terrence of Morley says:

    I wonder if Gordon’s ripped the radiators out and curled one off on the bathroom floor before leaving…

    He’s only got Ed “blinky” Balls up to thank for kyboshing the deal with his stupid frog eyed arrogance…

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    • 352
      mort says:

      would definitely burn the beds! ewwwh wonder what happened to all the snot he didn’t eat… oh shit nearly made myself barf then! bad bad mind picture!

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  192. 344
    The Sleeper says:

    Fuckin’ Balls already on the airwaves..spinning like fuck.

    Mandlebumboy will ensure he’s fuckin’ toast before long.

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  193. 347
    newbieMP says:

    The only creature sad tonight is my Afghan hound named Rinka……remember what happened the last time the old pinkos tasted power

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  194. 348
    Downing Street Intern says:

    Thank Fuck I dont need to post those awful Tweets for Magda anymore. Twatter account closed !!!!!

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  195. 349
    Balls on now says:

    Singing Balls to your partner
    arse against the wall
    If you’ve never been fucked on Saturday night
    you’ve never been fucked at all.

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  196. 351
    Geordie Scoot says:

    Some tw*t approached DC’s car at the traffic lights and nearly got taken out by the Special Branch

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  197. 355
    Bollock brain says:

    I’ve come

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  198. 358
    Sir George Uproar says:

    I almost had an orgasm watching the useless twat make his resignation speech. I’ve waited 13 years to see the back of this useless shower of shit. Time to crack open the Stella.
    The only thing that could have topped this would have been the news that Brown had retired to the library with a stiff single malt and a revolver.

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  199. 359

    Huazzah!

    Opened the bubbly, damn nice too, made all the sweeter by the sound of those fucking labour trash SCREAMING “Tory scum!” over William Hague – what the fuck is wrong with these people? The Tories have been in power for three minutes and already they are the devil…

    Were tories screaming “Labour Scum” over Blair’s early morning celebrations?

    I think this will be a taste of things to come, no doubt the BBC will be focussing on ‘em.

    Yippee!

    FUCK you Labour – FUCK YOU!

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    • 457
      Bernie Grant says:

      Vote rigging Labour will now go back to fermenting mob violence from unions and ethnic minorities, just like in the 1980s.

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      • 716
        stilyagi_air_corps says:

        With the laws and tech in place now? I think not for very long. The words ‘hoist’ and ‘petard’ comes to mind.

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  200. 360
    WeatherGirl says:

    There’ll be blue skies over the UK until , oh about 2015, when a cool breeze may bring some turbulence. However, the next few days will be bright and uplifting with no more “it wasnae me”

    goodnight and must go, Cameron’s at the palace ….. such joy ..xx

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  201. 363
    Saddammy Davis Jr says:

    My first ever post here and I’ve been saving it for this very occasion.

    Thank fuckety fuck. The nightmare is over. Now take Voldemort, Ed Bollocks, Campbell and all those other cnuts with you.

    So, so happy!

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    • 423
      lolol says:

      Welcome,Guido’s mission of making sure these thieving bastard politician’s stay on an honest track is still in progress.

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    • 596
      Roger Daley says:

      Congrats on the first post – But did you realise that between you, Brown & Griffin you only have one and a half pairs of eyes ?

      Any one know how many houses Brown has left in his portfolio now ?

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    • 628
      Spolvil says:

      Here Here

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  202. 364
    Iam a Bullingdon and a Beeboid says:

    Dimblebore trying it on with DC background, Hezza riposte with Cleggover’s background. Wahta Hunt..

    Dimbleby was born in Surrey[1] and educated at two independent schools, the then Glengorse School in Battle, East Sussex,[2] and Charterhouse School in Godalming, Surrey (where he was a contemporary of Adam Raphael). After learning French in Paris and Italian in Perugia, he read Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford. While at Oxford he was also a member of the Bullingdon Club, a socially exclusive student dining society, and edited the student magazine,

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    • 481
      Let them eat shite says:

      Like most of our chattering classes, from his rural Sussex cottage Dimbleby can fully embrace the wonders of diversity and multiculturalism.

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    • 590
      RavingMad says:

      funny you should mention Dimblebum

      all evening the usual bbc reporters doing their best to keep up with events. Then suddenly it’s announced that Dimblebum is taking over for the brown resignation speech and procedings at the palace. What is it about this twat of a human being that enables him the privilege of chosing his moments to participate in the real world.. The man is a shit of the highest order and a new labour treason party fan. His performances on QT for example are pure bias and ineptitude. He should be closed down along with the rest of the bbc

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  203. 366

    lol – a rainbow over buck house, in celebration – even God hated Gordon

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  204. 368
    PD77 says:

    Ding dong the Twit is dead!!!

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  205. 370
    Snotrocket says:

    Dimblebum has just said that he didn’t notice the Guards saluting Cameron as he went in as they had when Brown left1 Well, Dimble-fucking-dumb, you need to recognise what a PRESENT ARMS looks like! To me, the sentries were at the present!!!
    You fucking brown nose tosser!!!!

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    • 394
      the chalice in the palace says:

      Bloke on Sky explained that. They only salute the PM. Cam went in as just as “the right hon MP”. They’ll salute him when he comes out as PM.

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  206. 372
    the chalice in the palace says:

    Nice big rainbow over Buck House as Cam goes in to be made up to PM.

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  207. 374
    Cameron'd says:

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  208. 377
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    It’s payback time for the jock junta. Quadruple taxes on jockland :)

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  209. 378
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    This was posted earlier by Revolting Peasant it’s to good to waste so i’ll put it on again
    i’ve added some text

    Gordon what we going to do for money ?
    Dont worry Sarah i’ve found a job it’s not much but with all the benifits that i put in place we should get bye
    it’s just what i like
    getting about,meeting people and dealing with the big issues !

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  210. 381
    Dino says:

    Can’t believe the BBC, they are banging on about Cameron’s “background” every few seconds. “Is it going to be a problem? The public don’t like it. Did we mention Bullingdon? Is he too much of a toff? ” etc in a tight loop.

    Talk about trying to create the narrative, they aren’t even pretending. Fuckers.

    Pleeeeeeeeease Dave, fuck them up once you get your feet under the table.

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    • 456
      Cheerio Cheerio Cheerio says:

      They are desparate – even speculating on what will happen if Dave cannot sell the deal to his party. LISTEN – IT’S OVER!!!!

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  211. 383
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    This was posted earlier by Revolting Peasant it’s to good to waste so i’ll put it on again
    i’ve added some text

    Gordon what we going to do for money ?
    Dont worry Sarah i’ve found a job it’s not much but with all the benifits that i put in place we should get bye
    it’s just what i like
    getting about,meeting people and dealing with the big issues !

    http://i44.tinypic.com/qx9dzn.jpg

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  212. 390
    Boys From The Brown Stuff says:

    Gizza job

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  213. 392
    Gordon's favourite Butt Plug says:

    I thought he did a very good job!

    For the Soviets.

    Never before has one person ever cost this Country so much in so short a time. He will be consigned to the scrapheap of failed individuals of all time. Brown lived a lie, and now without the protection of his close cabal and the main pillars of the establishment he will get the retribution that he so richly deserves.

    Bets on Sarah and the Basters staying with him beyond Xmas?

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  214. 393
    mort says:

    just went outside for a smoke, is it just me or are the clouds clearing, the sun seems to beaming down in a wonderful golden way that is making all the birds look like golden angels…..

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  215. 395
    Anonymous says:

    Brown, Campbell, Fondlebum, Prescott, Blair, Wheelen…good ridence!

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  216. 396
    Dunlaggin says:

    ‘I would like to thank my staff, who have been great servants……’

    How very New Labour

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  217. 397
    Geordie Scoot says:

    Oi Blinky! Do you know where Yvette is?

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    • 450
      JOURNALIST from the TELEGRAPH says:

      She’s here why ?
      sluuurrp sluurrrrp gobble gobble yummmm yummm argh oh ooow argh

      Like

      • 662
        cant hunter says:

        I wish someone would explain these references to Yvette and some journalist at the Telegraph, in the Welsh Borders we dont catch metropolitan gossip until it enters the history books. Is it an allusion to Mary Ridddell, who is apparently a bit of a sapphist.

        Like

    • 610
      Pickled Wizard says:

      yup – she’s waitin’ for sarah

      Like

  218. 399
    Jabbb the Cat says:

    @ Guido

    “Thank you and goodbye.”

    Shouldn’t that be “Thank you and fuck off” ?

    ps. McMental prattling deluded shit at Labour HQ…

    Like

  219. 400
    A Calm Dispassionate Englishman says:

    A major priority must be to cut two billion pounds from the BBC’s £ 3,500,000,000 annual expenditure.

    Like

  220. 401
    Anonymous says:

    End the fucking BARNETT FORMULA NOW – Teach that duplicitous jock Salmond a lesson.

    Like

  221. 402
    Iam a Bullingdon and a Beeboid says:

    What’s Gordo on about ‘Common Endeavour’, it was ‘lads in smoke-filled rooms talking Fitball! The lying Hunt!

    Like

  222. 404
    Deacon Blues says:

    as the mighty Dan once sang (nearly)

    We’re gonna break out the hats and hooters
    When Jocky fucks off
    We’re gonna rev up the motor scooters
    When Jocky fucks off home to stay
    We’re gonna park in the street
    Sleep on the beach and make it
    Throw down the jam till the girls say when
    Lay down the law and break it (very apt)
    When Jocky fucks off…

    Good riddance to the cun.t who made Bliar look competent.
    I’m still a bit disappointed he was left to wander off of his own accord – wanted to see him dragged kicking & screaming towards a bunch of horses tethered up to drag his pitiful carcass through the streets of london until only his ridiculous smirking jut jawed grin was left like a Caledonian Cheshire cat.
    NURSE!!!!

    Like

  223. 405
    Geordie Scoot says:

    Did he just call Mandelson a cock?

    Like

  224. 408
    Peter says:

    I’m looking for work

    Like

  225. 410
    Gordo says:

    Hawiett’s taken over!!

    Liebour I will always be!!

    Like

  226. 412
    Indigo says:

    Sarah looks so, so tired (listening to Gordon at Labour HQ now).

    Like

  227. 414
  228. 415
    RavingMad says:

    what are we gonna talk about now?

    there’s been about 10,000 postings in the last 24 hours, how can we beat that?? I’d also like to thank all of us for doing such a fine job – we got rid of the scttish bastard – yeah, stick that up your ed balls!!!!

    Like

  229. 417
    Little Miss T says:

    I have to laugh at the brinwashed Labour supporters on my Facebook, practically crying at the news.
    So looking forward to David Cameron as PM, even though those retards are not.

    Like

  230. 419
    Hang them... says:

    SPIN, SPIN, or show us your RING !
    … at lab hq …..
    harm-men-person & mandelspoon are wonderful !!!! Round of appluase….

    AAAARRRGGGHHHHHH……..;.

    Like

  231. 420
    Gordo says:

    Hawiett’s taken over and for 80% of you your P45s are by the door!!

    Like

  232. 421
    Great British Public says:

    EMPEROR HIROHITO GORDON BROWN CONFESSES HE IS THE WORST LEADER THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER HAD.

    Like

  233. 422
    Gordon's favourite Butt Plug says:

    One of the very first acts of a new Government to raise money to help repay our chronic debt should be a mass privatisation of the BBC in all its constituent parts.

    Before that, however should be an immediate halving of all salaries in that Revenue secure operation that are £200k and north. Just to make it a better and more tempting IPO. Plus all senior managers with a beard to be give immediate gardening leave in preparation of a new COMMERCIAL focus.

    Like

    • 468
      Wolf says:

      My god starting work for the BBC was walking in the pissing rain in a gale force wind when I was 20. bring it back,make them earn it

      Like

  234. 424
    QWERTY says:

    The homosexual jock slagging the Tories.

    YOU FUCKING LOST YOU FUCKING RETARDED SHITBAG.

    Like

  235. 425
    Dunlaggin says:

    Sarah looking a bit worried now, whilst he’s talking to the faithful. Must be wondering when the drugs will wear off. It could be embarasing.

    Like

  236. 426
    Brown Believer says:

    He laid down his share of office for the sake of his country. It was very moving to see Sarah show that Gordon’s government has brought prosperity – judging by her more than ample rump.

    IMF next!

    Like

  237. 427
    QWERTY says:

    The one eyed mong called Mandelson the rock. Yes, the rock on which the Liebour party floundered

    Like

  238. 429
    Indigo says:

    Did Gordon really say that Mandelson is the rock on which the Labour Party is built? Or did Dimbleby misremember.

    Like

  239. 431

    Go away and don’t darken our doors again.

    Like

  240. 434
    Sarah Beard's special friend in Canterbury says:

    I’ll finally be reunited with my Sarah.
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/13/article-0-0794B1C8000005DC-163_233x318.jpg

    Like

  241. 435
    Koba says:

    Great news, radio 4 were talking of Brown going to the IMF, that could stand for ‘Internationl Massive Faliures’ club.

    Like

  242. 436
    CMG says:

    Well done Guido, Saluté.

    Like

  243. 438
    Hang them... says:

    Did broon just say he was “privileged” to meet on the doorstep a girl born on the SAME DAY labour came to power in ’97 ?
    And she took part in sure-start etc etc…
    Surely she would only be 13 and in school !!!

    Like

    • 494
      mort says:

      she probably has 2 kids by now , now that is a sure start!

      Like

      • 603
        Jabbb the Cat says:

        and wears six in diameter hoolahoop fake gold earrings whilst masticating gum like a cow…

        Like

        • 619
          Downing Street Intern says:

          and a nice we dolphin tatto on her ankle . Shes getting sum chinese writting just above her big fat arse next week.

          Like

  244. 440
    Rick Nobinson says:

    Got a note just thrust into my hand by the NEW GOVERNMENT to inform that my salary is now £ 25,000 per annum.

    GULP !

    Apparently it’s performance related pay from now on….

    Like

  245. 444
    Ed & Yvette Balls says:

    Getting rid of Gordon. it was the right thing to do!

    Like

  246. 445
    Dino says:

    I expect all the Labour trolls will be on now, explaining that they didn’t really want a deal with the Lib Dems, didn’t really want power more than anything.

    You see, it was all a cunning trap by Glorious Leader Brown, who deliberately lost, so that the people could taste a life without his divine self, and hence desire his return all the more.

    Honest.

    Like

  247. 446
    Beautiful Day says:

    Still quoting tractor stats in his leaving speech at Labour HQ – and Sarah looks ready to dive in with an injecion

    Like

  248. 447
    Bjorge Lillelien says:

    Peter Mandleson! Harriet Harman! Ed Balls! Gordon Brown – can you hear me, Gordon Brown! Your boys took one hell of a beating!

    Like

  249. 448

    Thank You and in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

    Like

  250. 449
    Anonymous says:

    Wooooooooooo!!! Celebrate good times cu’mon!!! I’ve waited years for this moment!!!

    Like

  251. 452
    Volcanic Eruptions are just the start says:

    GORDON BROWN, HE’S SUCH A CLOWN

    GODFORSAKEN
    ONANIST
    RESIGNS
    DEFIANTLY
    OVER
    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (VOTE FROM THE PEOPLE)

    BUGGER (FINALLY)
    REALIZED
    ONLY
    WANKERS
    NEED (HIM)

    Like

  252. 454
    Dack Blog says:

    Hmmm. Hatty not a dep anymore. Which means…

    Like

  253. 458
    The last days of Labour have happened says:

    Blinky on BBC1, still chatting shit. Any minute I’ll expect him to say they didn’t lose the election!!

    Labour – PLEASE elect Blinky as your new leader! You’ll be out of power for the next thousand years!!!!!

    Mandelc’unt now on!!!

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  254. 459
    WC says:

    This isn’t the end for Labour.

    This isn’t even the beginning of the end.

    This is the end of the fucking end.

    FUCK OFF GORDON YOU CUNТ.

    Like

  255. 461
    Anonymous says:

    Mandy: “Typical of Gordon to take all the responsibility”

    Hmmmm, something about “global”

    Like

    • 615
      ester ransoms dog says:

      He always takes responsibility for things that he thinks works but never the blame.

      Like

  256. 462
  257. 463
    Indigo says:

    Mandelson now wearing a haunted look.

    Like

  258. 464
    YEAHESS! says:

    YES, YES AND YES!!!!

    May the Hoon never darken our doors again.

    Good job, well done, Guido.

    Like

  259. 464
    The last days of Labour have happened says:

    Mandelc’unt still spinning. I hope this rotten man dies as soon as possible.

    Like

  260. 467
    The Admiral says:

    And I will add here, thank you Guido for an interesting couple of years, and a rivetting day. Thanks again…

    Like

  261. 469
    Bangalore Bugle says:

    Fuck off Mandelson!

    Like

  262. 471
    Progressive Snotgobbler says:

    Mandleson on BBC:

    “What you have to know about Labour is we’ve had a very good, very strong and very long innnings.”

    Good, strong and very, very long – and now flushed into the sewers with all the other turds and smeared socialist bog roll.

    C U N T S

    Like

  263. 473
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Cameron is now PM

    Like

  264. 474
    Old Seth says:

    What an idiot, Robinson! Saying that the agreed £10k Personal Allowance will benefit the lowest paid particularly.
    Well, unless the Tories have modified that LibDem policy, it benefits Higher Rate Taxpayers by at least twice as much and at a cost of £17 billion when we can least afford it.

    Like

  265. 475
    Anonymous says:

    get that fucker mangledscum off my fucking screen NOW

    Like

  266. 476
    Down With Brown! says:

    Fire up the Quattro. Dave Cam is PM!!!

    Like

  267. 478
    Dino says:

    I am now having a wank. Is that so wrong? If not now, when?

    Like

  268. 479
    Down With Brown! says:

    David Cameron is Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

    Like

  269. 482
    Wolf says:

    If Cameron starts going twaty on us I coin the name Camerloony Camernutter now.you get some dibs on the copyrights Guido

    Like

  270. 483
    Bess Regina says:

    Phillip, there’s that awful rough Scotsman with his beard at the door, I packed them off before, can you tell them to piss orf this time dearest!

    Like

  271. 484
    Progressive Snotgobbler says:

    Mandleson on BBC:

    “What you have to know about Labour is we’ve had a very good, very strong and very long innings.”

    Good, strong and very, very long – and now flushed into the sewers with all the other turds and smeared socialist bog roll.

    Like

  272. 486
    Hang them... says:

    Why the f**k is Campbell spouting off again ? As an unelected spin doctor ?

    Like

    • 499
      Hang them... says:

      followed by mandel….*****t
      !Is that all labour have left to represent them ? Unelected spin-doctors ?
      One have them having been kicked out of cabinet TWICE for corruption !

      Like

  273. 486
    Dino says:

    Just listening to Bad Al, wondering, what do all those lies do to your soul?

    Lie after lie after lie , it can’t be good for your eternal essence, can it?

    Just wondering…

    Like

  274. 488
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Gordon praised Madelsons cock, new Labour and himself were built upon it.

    Now McMental Thank you and f*** off and die

    Like

  275. 488
    PM, I'll let you know again says:

    Dimbleby was born in Surrey[1] and educated at two independent schools, the then Glengorse School in Battle, East Sussex,[2] and Charterhouse School in Godalming, Surrey (where he was a contemporary of Adam Raphael). After learning French in Paris and Italian in Perugia, he read Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford. While at Oxford he was also a member of the Bullingdon Club, a socially exclusive student dining society, and edited the student magazine,

    Like

  276. 490
    A Crying Scotsman says:

    TEARS IN THIS HOUSEHOLD TONIGHT I SAY I SAY TEARS IN THIS HOUSEHOLD TONIGHT.

    WE HAVE LOST THE GREATEST PRIME MINISTER THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER SEEN.

    I HOPE YOU ENGLISH BASTARDS CHOKE ON YOUR CHAMPAGNE.

    Like

    • 512
      mort says:

      willingly, just to piss you off i may have some duty free scotch later too….

      Like

      • 531
        England England England till we die says:

        Not laughing and so cocky now you fucking skirt wearer are you?

        Like

    • 526

      its all we drink down here didnt you know?

      Like

    • 580
      Geordie Scoot says:

      Don’t worry- we’ll keep sending the subsidy cheques for a month or two

      Like

    • 620
      Michael St George says:

      And we all hope you welfare-grubbing workshy Scotch retard-fuckwits suffocate when you realise the days of sucking on the English teat are over and you have to stand on your own two (left) feet.

      Like

      • 740
        Uranus says:

        Bring back the poll tax – the fairest way to raise local taxes!
        Maggie was right – it was a brilliant idea – it was the same work-shy tax avoiding jocks who scuppered that

        Like

  277. 491
    BBC Correspondent says:

    Labour is out so it’s back to normal. All the unwashed twats will come out of the woodwork and moan that they’ve got to get out of bed on Thursday. Riots because they might have to pay some tax, that sort of thing. First policy to be free one-way train tickets to Scotland.

    Like

    • 514
      Israeli Comedian says:

      Send them all to Palestine the pals need all the food and human shields they can get and the IDF could do with more target practice.

      Like

  278. 492
    Slartibartfast says:

    Why did the bbc show the number plates of Broon and Cams cars and security cars?

    Like

    • 515
      Wolf says:

      there has been a few incidents over the past few days,can’t mention them but heads should roll.

      Like

      • 536
        Slartibartfast says:

        Just done it again. Wouldn’t have happened in my day

        Like

      • 538
        Alky Aida says:

        we now know were dat misteer cleegg lives we does he go boom boom soon

        Like

      • 608
        Indigo says:

        Hmmn – that reminds me that there were reports last Friday of police cars going around in (I think it was) parts of Wales with a loudhailer thanking people for voting Labour. Police are not allowed to be partial.

        Like

    • 723
      stilyagi_air_corps says:

      Technician responsible out of its head on meow-meow and sobbing to hard to operate editing suite, that’s why!

      Like

  279. 495
    PM, I'll let you know again when I say you are POSH says:

    Dimbleby was born in Surrey[1] and educated at two independent schools, the then Glengorse School in Battle, East Sussex,[2] and Charterhouse School in Godalming, Surrey (where he was a contemporary of Adam Raphael). After learning French in Paris and Italian in Perugia, he read Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford. While at Oxford he was also a member of the Bullingdon Club, a socially exclusive student dining society, and edited the student magazine,

    Like

  280. 499
    D;REAM says:

    THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER!

    Like

  281. 501
    Indigo says:

    Dimbleby asks Heseltine what will Cameron do first. Heseltine says: security briefing, followed by telephone calls from overseas leaders.

    May I suggest then:

    * cancel ID cards
    * invite the IMF in to do an audit, so we know how big the bill is

    Like

  282. 503
    ester ransoms dog says:

    Looks like McScum left before the deal was done. A prat to the last

    Like

  283. 505
    HandsomeDavid says:

    Gordon Brown taking a bath.

    Like

  284. 506
    Boris says:

    Top Tooty outside No 10?

    Like

  285. 507
    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    Yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Like

  286. 508
    Kaks says:

    Adam Boultons words on sky news were like poetry to my ears ‘the end of New Labour’.

    Like

  287. 510
    Boris says:

    Top Totty outside No 10?

    Like

  288. 511
    Bangalore Bugle says:

    wish I was there in Downing St cheering, it’s 1am in India now but I’ve got to stay up and see this wonderful moment :-)

    Like

  289. 512
    A Big Hearted Woman says:

    KnightDamehood for Gillian Duffy

    Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many, etc.

    Like

  290. 517
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Photo of Queen and Cameron She looks Really Pleased
    or maybe she hasn’t stopped laughing since the Cyclops McMong Left !

    Like

  291. 519
    Indigo says:

    Dimbleby just referred to No. 11 staff as looking like catering staff.

    Toenails talking gibberish about Tories being expected to wear spats.

    Beeboids are suffering.

    Like

  292. 520
  293. 523
    Mr moon says:

    Liz looked over the moon

    Like

  294. 524
    Indigo says:

    Cameron helps Sam in and out of the car. Gordon leaves Sarah to catch up.

    Like

  295. 525
    Down With Brown! says:

    The End of New Labour!!!!!

    Like

  296. 528
    Mike Stillon says:

    The really joyously wonderful thing is that the twats at the Guardian came out for Cleggy and helped bring this day to pass.

    So let’s hope Dave takes a knife to that particular advertising spend on Day 1.

    Like

  297. 529
    The last days of Labour have happened says:

    Cameron on his way to No10!!!!!

    Like

  298. 530
    Herman Van Rompuy says:

    Congratulations to Mr Cameron on becoming Prime Minister.
    Instructions to follow in the post.

    Like

  299. 532
    Down With Brown! says:

    Yes, we CAM!!!

    Like

  300. 535
    Wolf says:

    Bang out of order Cam is having to stop and being surrounded by media.were the fuck are security

    Like

  301. 537
    Snotrocket says:

    PRIME MINISTER Cameron leaves the Palace. NO FUCKING POLICE OUTRIDERS!! Where the fuck is his security??

    Like

    • 543
      Wolf says:

      sack the Met commander

      Like

    • 547
      Your Starter for 10 says:

      Absolutely crazy – no security ! Anyone nutter could have taken their chance!

      Like

    • 550
      Slartibartfast says:

      And the beeb keeps showing the number plates

      Like

      • 564
        Indigo says:

        With the result that several photographers nearly got run over by Cameron’s car outside Buckingham Palace on the way back to Downing Street.

        Like

    • 611
      Geordie Scoot says:

      The outriders obviously took early retirement just after the dropped wee Gordo off – or perhaps they are receiving counselling.

      Like

  302. 539
    Down With Brown! says:

    Yes, Prime Minister!

    Like

  303. 544
    P. Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    Kiss hands ?? I’m used to kissing ass !!

    Like

  304. 546
    Indigo says:

    Her Majesty looks lovely – and jolly happy.

    Like

  305. 548
    Down With Brown! says:

    Were you up for the end of New Labour!!!!!!!!

    Like

  306. 552
    The Sleeper says:

    How long before Obama calls Cam and says..

    “Thank fuck you finally got rid of the McSnot twat”

    ??

    Like

  307. 553
    Down With Brown! says:

    Doesn’t the Queen looked pleased in the photo.

    Like

    • 586
      mort says:

      delirious ? maybe dunno seems the botox worked, bless her tho she has just had to see mcsnotty and that would fuck anyones day

      Like

  308. 556
    Indigo says:

    Dimbleby has forgotten that he said he was going to check and tell us, when Cameron left the Palace, whether or not the guards saluted.

    Like

  309. 560
    simon r says:

    To all you benefit cheats and dole scum, you criminals that have got away so easily, you quangocrats & union bosses, you immigrants waiting in Calais…

    GAME OVER !!!

    WE ARE TAKING OUR COUNTRY BACK.

    REJOICE, REJOICE, REJOICE

    Like

    • 646
      Old Seth says:

      Excellent sentiments in most respects, but plain silly to label all of the unemployed as “Dole scum”.

      Like

  310. 563
    thick as thieves drug dealer (someone has to keep the koont dosed up) says:

    fuck off tat you tramp

    Like

  311. 565
    Coal Man says:

    Cam opened the door for Sam, more than Broon would have done!!

    Like

  312. 567
    Tulkinghorn says:

    +++TAT FREAKS OUT, BLOWS FUSE+++NO SIGN OF HIS BLOG+++LOSES TITLE OF “TOP BOY”+++SULKS IN HIS BEDROOM+++HIS MUM CALLS UP THE STAIRS, DO YOU WANT YOUR SUPPER OR NOT+++THEN SHE SAYS, “I GOT YOU A TUBE OF CLEARASIL EXTRA AT BOOTS”+++TO BE UPDATED+++

    Like

  313. 568
    The Sleeper says:

    Cameron can’t mention Browns name…….

    hahahaha

    Like

  314. 570
    lolol says:

    Prime Minister Cameron has gotta be joking over the last incumbents

    Like

  315. 571
    DC says:

    Gordo please note. no 36 point magic marker notes!!

    Like

  316. 572
    French Bean says:

    Now the ole bastard is gone, I miss him.

    There is a little void in my life. It’s as if I need to find a new hate figure….what’s that? who? Harriet Harpy?! No fuckin’ way…. phew I feel relieved that this hoon in waiting is destined to become the new hate figure! Long live the witch!

    Like

    • 578
      The Sleeper says:

      What am I gonna do all day now…?

      Suppose the fuckin’ lawns will have to be cut

      Like

  317. 575
    Jonty Pyror = epic fail says:

    HAHAHAHA GAME OVER JONTY GAME OVER

    Like

  318. 576
    THE TRUTH says:

    GERRYMANDERING SCOTTISH IMBECILE FINALLY EVICTED FROM 10, DOWNING STREET. MASSIVE PILE OF ENORMOUS BILLS FOUND UNPAID STASHED IN DRAWERS.

    Like

  319. 580
    Health & Safety Officer says:

    Fumigaters & Special Bogey Removal teams to be called to Number 10 immediately.

    Like

  320. 582
    lolol says:

    The air feels a lot fresher all of a sudden,I wonder if Prime Minister Cameron has been using the pledge polish at number 10

    Like

  321. 584
    Wolf says:

    TaT is outside Downing St with a Vote Labour sign.

    Like

  322. 588
    Kaks says:

    Expect to see a lot of civil unrest now all stoked up by the militant Labour activists and Unions. It’s their favourite tactic when they can’t get their own way.

    Like

    • 673
      Garbage Out Garbage In says:

      Exactly. Cameron’s too nice. Liebour isn’t dead, the f*cking treasonous scum will now be hell bent on destroying any good he tries to do.

      Like

  323. 592
    Universal Hiss says:

    How wonderful. Cheers all!

    That’s stuck it up Salmond’s skirt too just after he was being his smugness earlier on.

    Like

    • 665
      Wee Jimmy says:

      Salmond is a very intelligent chap and an accomplised politician, but he has made a serious error of judgement by appearing so desperate to get into bed with Labour. He should have played it more low key. The SNP will lose a great number of votes next year because of this error and will almost certainly lose control in Scotland to Scottish Labour .

      Like

      • 710
        Anonymous says:

        bollocks. There is no such thing as Scottish Labour only London Labour. They are stuffed in Scotland.

        Like

  324. 595
    Shithole Jack says:

    2039: The Daily Mirror’s Kevin Maguire jokes: “Cameron’s useless. Been PM for 10 minutes and he’s done nothing. Absolutely nothing.” Read Kevin Maguire tweets.

    Toilets, look under trap 2 please!

    Like

  325. 597
    Great British Public says:

    A deep sense of gloom and despair is now gone, suddenly. People feel and seem happier. Hope begins to spring forth from every fibre of the Nation’s being where it had become an arid desert. The Country can, once again, move forward with confidence into the broad sunlit uplands.

    New Labour is dead; we all pray Labour ( Old and New ) are destroyed for ever.

    Like

  326. 599
    Bow down to your new Leader Con-Dems says:

    Like

  327. 602
    A Pensioner says:

    What was in those duffel bags?

    Like

  328. 606
    Nick Robinson Barley Water says:

    I’m extricated!

    FFS, Further is still up there, the garlic and mustard douche didn’t loosen him.

    It’ll call for Scotch Broth and Bird’s Eye chilli enema and gargle, check with the Arbroath Apothecary!

    Like

  329. 607
    Nausicaa says:

    Does Gareth Thomas mean ‘apposite’ ? (153) Always ignore lefties with intellectual pretensions.

    Like

  330. 616
    Anonymous says:

    Dave please sweep the BBC clean of the shit and force them to bring back Tomorrows World and OU on sunday mornings, then cut the license fee by 50%.

    Also that copper who murdered Ian Tomlinson must be send down for life.

    p.s. Sam Cam is hot

    LOL

    Like

  331. 618
    Dino says:

    Can’t listen to BBC now, sick making, expect them to ask if its true that the first thing Cameron did on entering No 10 was to punch a fox, i.e. creating the narrative.

    If you think the BBC has been anti-tory so far, you haven’t seen anything yet. Like all Lefties, they believe they are on the side of the angels, so everything is justified.

    Wonder how long its going to take him to understand that you can’t be reasonable with the BBC (his default position is to be reasonable on all things).

    The BBC need to be put down, they are a nest of vipers. They seek his destruction above all else, certainly above the stability and welfare of this country, which they seem to have no allegiance for.

    Like

  332. 621
    An Englishman says:

    United promoted on Saturday. Brown out and a Conservative (led) government on Tuesday. The best week for at least a quarter of my life.

    Like

  333. 623
    Sally Doughnut says:

    They’ll be dancing in the street in Henley-on-Thames tonight.

    Good riddance to bad rubbish.

    Lest we forget what a Labour Govt is like. Never again!!!

    Sal.

    Like

  334. 626
    FarmerGiles says:

    Can I have fries with that please Gordon.

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  335. 629
    ester ransoms dog says:

    Anyone else spot Cam feeling up Sam’s tity on the way in thriought the door. Must have been accidental – not

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  336. 631
    Turf Moorer says:

    2107Alastair Campbell, Tony Blair’s former press spokesman, tweets: Gone to pub with wonderful Labour Party staff! Already recruited three Lib Dem voters to the Party. Read Alastair Campbell’s tweets

    ….David Steel, Jeremy Poofter, Go back to your Hunts!

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  337. 638
    Prezza Go Fourth says:

    Bring your Post Liebour World to life – Cameron 7, seven Tory years!

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  338. 639
    Voice of Commonsense says:

    Alleluja! Thank God they’re out – the whole yobby lot who’ve done untold harm to the UK.

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  339. 643
    Geordie Scoot says:

    I hope they dowse everything at No 10 in Domestos before the Cams dare to spend the night there

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  340. 647
    The Warlock'sDead says:

    So long, Gordon, so long.
    Long? The last 13 years has seemed like a bloody eternity!
    Thank God it’s over.

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  341. 651
    50 Calibre says:

    I will sleep soundly tonight.

    Well it’s good to see the back of the devious, dysfunctional, deranged, deceitful, dithering, duplicitous, dangerous dreadful, dishonest and just plain daft McTwat. The man who sold the country’s gold, stole my pension, frittered the taxpayer’s money, plotted and connived against his boss for years, pretended to know what he was doing and so on and so forth.

    I will not miss him one bit. The man was a shit when he was born, he was a shit when he got the Chancellor’s job, he was a shit when he wangled the PM’s job and he’s a shit now. He deserves nothing and is owed nothing by the people of Britain. He is, without doubt, the worst PM the country ever had.

    Thank god he’s out of it…

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  342. 652
    Dino says:

    Hmmm, have you noticed that Dave is being super generous with the Lib Dems, i.e. more than he needs to be?

    I suspect its all part of his love bombing, i.e. bring the lib dems so far into government that they become part of the Tory party. Makes you think…

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    • 683
      Stirling English says:

      He has them totally by the short and curlies.

      They now know that they need him an awful lot more than he needs them.

      The rump of the liebour party will be spending the next six months electing Harriet to be their leaderene….and the bearded and sandalled ones have nowhere else to go………

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  343. 655
    Testarossa says:

    We’re waiting for Cameron to appear on the BEEB. He asked those waiiting inside number 10 for a “few emotional moments” with the wife. He then took her off and gave her one.

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  344. 661
    50 Calibre says:

    Has Jack F Straw passed away?

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  345. 664
    Anonymous says:

    Well I laid down a 1997 Margaux when Blair was elected in 1997 in remembrance of Major’s government going down without a trace.

    I eyed it up in 2001, 5 and now.

    Fuck me it tasted fucking special watching McSnot fucking off out of office. Yes you you Scots Hunt, fuck off out of office. Four months time? Right fucking now you twat.

    Tomorrow, unwinding Labour’s “legacy” will begin.

    It’s morning in Britain. Thank you God.

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    • 745
      Michael St George says:

      Hi Anon, great minds think alike. I’ve cracked some 1996 Clos de Vougeot tonight to celebrate McBroon’s long-awaited demise, and boy did both taste good.

      Mrs St George has had a bit too much of it though, and is now threatening to sue somebody called Hadrian for “not having built his wall high enough to keep the fucking Jock spongers out”.

      Once we’ve shafted that fat, slimy, duplicitous, opportunistic toad Salmond, we can start on the Taffs – Kinnock the Welsh Windbag first up for the scaffold.

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  346. 668
    I hate New Labour says:

    Can I be the 10,000,000th to say ‘Fuck off’ to Brown.

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  347. 669
    Geordie Scoot says:

    FFS, my wife thinks she looks like Sam Cam, whereas I think she looks more like Dave. Still, beggars can’t be choosers.

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  348. 675
    Stirling English says:

    The rainbow over Buckingham Palace and the sunshine after a largely gloomy day showed that they are smiling even on Olympus that the evil Scottish fuckwit has finally gone. Hunt.

    When he dies I will go and piss on his grave. I hope my opportunity will come soon.

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  349. 692
    Anonymous says:

    Question:

    Where does Gordon actually sleep tonight?

    No -Don’t be silly this is a serious question.

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    • 696
      Geordie Scoot says:

      I think they turfed him out of the limo at Victoria coach station and he’s now on the overnight National Express to Kirkcaldy

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      • 742
        Uranus says:

        Kirkaldy is terrible hell-hole of a grey uninteresting town,.
        I was evacuated there during WW2.
        It has nothing to recommend it and even less if the Broons are moving in.

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    • 720
      Auntie Flo' says:

      Gordon….sleep? He doesn’t sleep. Gordon returns each night to a red silk lined casket in the attic, you know, the one with a creaking lid and a silver plate that glints in the moonlight….as an owl hoots…a lone wolf howls…and bats fly squeaking above.

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  350. 697
    Fecking annoyed now fecking happy says:

    bye bye Gordy

    you wont be missed.

    now how do we get rid of that parasite Cleggover

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    • 780
      I hate New Labour says:

      Give it six months when all the Labour lies about the Tories are proven to be just that, then the Tories will call another election.

      Then the Liberals can wait another 70 years.

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  351. 698
    a doctor writes says:

    A big thank you Guido. Your blog has been a great comfort and refuge for me over the last 2 years of ‘The Terror’, kept the hope going. XX

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  352. 699
    Vladimir WARHead says:

    Right… now the fookin shitehawk has departed his bunker … what’s this small matter of some compromising material related to Dr Kelly ?

    Can we arrest the Bastard yet , followed by Lady Mandelscum ….. ??????

    REVENGE, PEOPLE , WE CRAVE REVENGE……
    .

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  353. 704
    Agent 99 says:

    mandlescum sacks brown

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  354. 705
    Sixtus Beckmesser says:

    I do just wonder if the Brown term and subsequent election wasn’t the ultimate F*** you from the Scots to the English. Or put it another way: hubris, nemesis, banana skin. It looks like there will have to be a new winner of the Sixtus Beckmesser Gob Shite of the Year Award.

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  355. 707
    DocMartyn says:

    i can’t wait for the connections between the ‘governmental’ advertising budget and “Labour” supporting media outlets to be investigated.
    Then there are the postal votes needing to be looked at.
    Then the links between ‘government’ funding of NGO’s and NGO’s taking part in political work.
    Then there are the books. Will they show that Brown lied to the house and the public over the last decade.

    I will be even happier when he is in prison.

    No peerage for this Hunt.

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    • 735
      Gordoom cooks the books says:

      sure but the Tories will keep it hushed up out of some sense of decency fuk knows why imagine what blinky,campbell and mandy would do if the other way round

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  356. 713
    TimJB says:

    To paraphrase Gordon Brown, if I may. Gordon, Fcuk you and fcuk off!!

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  357. 715
    Gordon Mugabe Brown says:

    You are so ungrateful, who else would have ruined the pensions, stolen and wasted all your money, left the country in debt for generations, swamped the country with sponging immigrants, murdered our soldiers with lack of equipment and turned our towns and cities into drunken battle zones. You should be thanking me and I’m proud of my record.

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  358. 721
    ccccc says:

    wow his bitch looks pissed off.

    good.

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  359. 730
    Bye Bye Lefties, Lefties Bye Bye says:

    I know it’s late – but thank fuck for that.

    I despair at the Hunts who voted for him.

    They lied to take us to war, they colluded in torture. Those alone should have been enough to put them out of the scene.

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  360. 731
    Gordoom cooks the books says:

    Dave`s 1st call from Obahma kick in the teath for Gordoom who had to 141 before calling the whitehouse

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  361. 737
    PM says:

    Goodbye twat bollocks.

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  362. 743
    McSquatter with a P45 says:

    Political editor on BBc paper review

    Poor gordon moves out he is only got a small flat

    Tough shit! Bovered am I well bovered

    Claim fucking benefits then you twat….just like you made everyone else do

    Now fuck off

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  363. 746
    Article 38 says:

    No doubt the professional commentators will say that Brown left with pride and dignity – did he fuck!

    My grandparents told me about how the weak leadership of Chamberlain led us to catastrophe, and I’ll have to tell mine about the fool who bankrupted the country.

    Good riddance you shameless useless bastard.

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  364. 747

    Advance Britannia, Long live the cause of freedom. God save the Queen!

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  365. 749
    The silent majority says... says:

    On behalf of the silent majority, may I say FUCK OFF YOU ONE EYED Hunt AND PISS OFF BACK TO SNP LAND FOREVER.

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  366. 760
    D L George says:

    Just wanted to say, thank f*ck for that, can’t believe it’s all over. Let the bastards tear themselves a new one over Summer.

    Amazing to think We’ve had a new PM for several hours now yet the Beeb seems to be concentrating most of it’s time broadcasting – “Brown resigns” – “Browns resignation speech outside downing street” – “Brown resignation speech somewhere else” – “Mandy talking about Brown resigning” etc etc etc. Nice to see some things haven’t changed eh?

    There was an anti liebore vid released last year set to Lilly Allen’s ‘F*ck You’. I’m off to scour the net for the thing and raise a glass to it.

    BLOODY HELL, WE’RE FREE!

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  367. 763
    Gypsyman says:

    And now for a more serious matter.
    Can some kind person please start a public subscription so that a statue may be errected to Mrs. Duffy?

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  368. 766
    Anonymous says:

    Is the Gorgon still the MP for Kirkaldy? if so, the mong will probably sulk at home doing not very much for a very comfortable 65 grand a year won’t he?

    I noted that he dragged two children out with him lest anyone shout any obscenities.

    Awful man. Good riddance.

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    • 782
      I hate New Labour says:

      Yes, funny how their privacy was of the utmost importance for the last 6/8 years, then when he wants to pretend how he’s fine about leaving, he wheels them out like props.

      Just when you think he can sink no lower, he reaches new lows.

      What a despicable man. I feel sorry for his kids.

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  369. 768
    Auntie Flo' says:

    I can’t believe wretched Brown and Labour are gone and Cameron now PM. I can begin to sleep peacefully again, no more of the constant stress and anger of
    13 miserable years under Labour.

    Freedom. Blimey.

    Like

    • 783
      I hate New Labour says:

      Yes, happy days.

      Won’t quite believe it until the first PMQs and we see Labour impotent and powerless on opposition benches tho.

      Like

  370. 769
    Tony Blair says:

    hope he sticks his moral compass up his arse and heads magnetic north

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  371. 770
    ron Vibentrop says:

    I just cannot understand why they didn’t dig a shallow grave in No. 10’s garden and pour petrol over the bastard.

    Now just watch the commie bastard accept knighthood.

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  372. 785
    Basser says:

    The history books will tell of the sweet little old lady Ms Gillian Duffy and her not so small part in bringing down a government,
    and quote,” I was only popping down the shops for a pint of milk”

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  373. 788
    The Watcher says:

    Wouldnt it be nice to have that google eyed Balls as the next labour leader.Give us something to look forward to Blogg about in the future. Cant wait to see the next installments. He He He.

    Like

  374. 799

    No wonder Gordon has never let the cameras catch sight of his sons.

    They don’t look anything like him.

    I wonder why?

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  375. 803
    Clunking FRISP says:

    Piece of piss how to save money, cancel all non jobs advertised in the Guardian over the last thirteen years.

    Like

  376. 809
    Margaret says:

    Apologies Guido, I was elsewhere last night celebrating our collective release. How we rejoiced when the one-eyed Scottish c/nt finally resigned. I enjoyed the resignation speech (which was just a tad self serving and a tad too long to be taken very seriously by anybody sensible) but what he actually said was as follows:

    I loved the job for its potential to make this country I love fairer, more tolerant, more green, more democratic, more prosperous and more just….

    Not that the unelected c/nt actually did any of these things, it was just that the job had the potential to do these things. Gordon Brown has been a complete an unmitigated disaster for this country (England) there is not one single thing that I could say about him with any good connotations other than he is GONE!

    Good riddance.

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