Finished
“Thank you and goodbye.”
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ah! Monika says:
Google-eyed-Dave
GORDON WHO?
Praise Be!!
AT LAST THE C/UNT IS GONE!!!!!!
Just Rejoice At That News!!!!
FOOKIN’ BRILL!!!!!
Did you hear the twat’s delusional speech?
I was nearly sick
Goodbye you shameless c/unt!!!!
I would like to raise a large glass of “Fuck The Fuck Off” to Gordon Brown.
Let history record you as possibly the most destructive and inept PM in our nation’s history.
Your record, your party, what you have done, the people you brought to high office and influence, the ruin you have wrought on our once great country, your treason speak for themselves.
If their is any such thing as Karma or higher justice in the universe, the rest of your life, and hopefully eternity, will be frankly unpleasant.
History will be justifiably, incredibly damning of your record and poisonous legacy.
You total, utter bastard.
Now how do we get rid of that shithead mandelson
Oh Mandy
You came and you spent without saving
And you left us in shame
Oh Mandy
Well done guido – jobs a gud un.
Blimey! I can’t stop grinning!
Champers for me and Mrs Lightweight, cod and cream for the cat, steak for the dog and a resounding “goodbye and good fucking riddance you c/unting twat” to Goon McDoom.
Oh, life is sweet
Need to kick the shit out of those liberal W&nkers.
Let’s cut spending tonight.
Mandy is a Hunt.
Oh the joy just gets deeper
Listening to Ben Bradshaw on R4 spitting bile and trying to re-write history re the beloved and multi-talented Gordo was priceless. What a hoon
I haven’t been this happy since Labour won in ’97.
Other Prime Ministers go quietly. Not this one, but at least he has gone. Best day of my life-and I am 66 years old.
Well cheerio Shit for Brains…
Dear Gordon
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, for doing the only decent thing in your miserable, lying, crooked life.
But let’s not forget the huge list of things to thank you, Tony, Peter, Alleystare and all of your supporters, this is a short list of some of the wonderful things you have destroyed since 1997.
Just to remind you, in 1997:
* We had a decent pension system that enabled retired people to live independently of the state.
* We had a stable society with low immigration.
* We had affordable house prices.
* We had a working democracy that was free of corrupt “postal” voting.
* Many mothers had the freedom to not work so that they could bring up their children.
* We had a good education system that put our children in the top ten best educated countries in the world.
* We had low unemployment.
* We had low debts.
* We had low taxes, our companies had low taxes so they could afford to employ us.
* We had police “forces” (not “services”) and they were led by coppers, not politicised graduates.
* We had a successful set of controls to keep the banks safe.
* We had low, affordable council taxes.
* We had our bins emptied every week, with no fuss.
* We had no knife crime.
* We had killers, rapists and drug dealers sent to prison.
* We had a politically neutral civil service.
* We had never been accused of war crimes.
* We had never been accused of helping torturers.
* We had a successful economy.
* We had a large propsperous fishing fleet.
* We had a large prosperous farming sector.
* We had an industrial capacity twenty times the size that it is today.
* We used to decide our own laws in the Houses of Parliament (not in Brussels).
* We had a majority of MPs in parliament who did not lie on their expenses.
* We had some of the best and oldest civil liberties in the world as protected by Magna Carta, Habeas Corpus, “Trial By Jury” and “Innocent Until Proved Guilty”.
Thank you for destroying all of these.
Thank you very much.
Thank you so very very much.
Your memories will always be associated with lying, corruption, crookedness, greed, spite, unnecessary wars, ethnic cleansing and bankruptcy.
Aren’t you proud?
And the bare faced cheek of it all – he goes swanning off with his precious kids in tow who previously must never be shown to the waiting cameras! He truly was an awful man with the most dubious set of double standards on offer.
Good riddance to bad news!
Fucking marvellous! Can’t stop grinning.
Waited for a long time for this day. Now let’s see the Labour scum self-destruct with infighting and die forever.
OH MY GIDDY AUNT pinch me has it really happened ?
AHAHAHAHA awesome, let’s now see the Labour party implode with copious amounts of infighting and backstabbing, much entertainment to follow as the provenly-irrelevant Socialist turds flush themselves down the toilet of oblivion.
Oh happy day…
Let’s not kid ourselves, tough times are ahead. But at least Gordon and his bunch of corrupt, lying, thieving war criminals aren’t going to be in charge to make the wrong decisions as they have these past 13 years.
Goodbye ? Actually no.. to quote Homer Simpson – “Badbye !!”
And with my JD & Coke in hand, I toast Sir Guido Fawkes and my fellow brothers and sisters of this blog who have long suffered and may now have a fighting chance of picking up the pieces and rebuilding once more.
Congratulations to Dave with a warning – DON’T screw up buddy.. or else..
Jolly good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well done, Guido, you blamed a key part in his downfall.
Well done Guido. I owe you a large drink…as do many other people.
I know this sounds like a load of bollocks but you kept me believing that it could be done.
And I know others will take the piss but I mean it.
AH-HUUUUURRRKK!!! (blink) (fluff) (peer) SKK-RRRAAAAAARRRKK!!! (peanut)
Yes, indeed, you played your part Guido. Rejoice!
No clear majority, AV referendum and God knows what other concessions. Yeah, good job pal, glad you don’t work for me.
I shall open the special port for you now Guido. Three Cheers!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Superb!
someone say downfall? thsi morning in downing street
‘Thank you and goodbye’.
FUCK you and goodbye, Brown, you utter Hunt.
Fuck you and good riddance!
Sorry, should read ‘Fuck you and fuck off’.
Much better now.
Or maybe “fuck you Brown, you fucking fucktard, now fuck the fuck off”.
I can open my election night champagne now!
“Fuck you and fuck off and die, slowly, with pain. Before you do, you’d better know that your wife’s on the phone to the divorce lawyer, and fucking off to Canterbury. And your ministerial pension’s been cancelled.”
Seconded. Rot at the bottom of Loch Ness, you stealth tax-grabbing, money-wasting, humourless, talentless, scheming, bigoted, lying, and lying some more, one-eyed, cowardly, surveillance mad FUCKER. That’s just for starters. We still have Mandelbottom and Alastair “I have the blood of brave Dr Kelly on my hands” Campbell to get rid of. Somehow. Any ideas? Anyone? Anyone?
Let’s hope we never ever see the mendacious Hunt again. I suspect that he’ll turn up in the Lords in recognition of his ‘service’ to the country.
Scotland?
I hear there is a vacancy for a drug-addled gayboy on Glasgow Council.
I hope we never have to suffer another Scottish Cabinet before I die.
I’m afraid “Cameron” is a Scottish name and most of the gargantuan political giants pulling the LimpDims’ strings are Scottish, too; Ming, Steel, some bloke who was a drunk.
Ho hum. But I feel the worst is over.
BBC pushing the line he will get top job at the IMF. We’re doomed if he does as we will need them before this crisis is out and I can imagine how his soul is now shrivelled with hatred for the UK for spurning him.
I think the IMF might have something to say about that. Even they have standards.
There’s a job going in Selfridges this Christmas seeing how good he is at giving away things.
YES YES YES !
AND TAKE YOUR BLOODY SOCIALIST TWAT FRIENDS WITH YOU
The leach cambell on 5 live Britain is in better shape than in 97 ha ha ha ha ha ha wot is he on TWAT
campbell says on 5 live the no 10 staff in tears can Liebour ever stop the bullshit spin
Gordon still hoping the Queen will decline the resignation.
I’m hoping the Queen will stab him with one of her swords
I’d rather thought Kween Mandy had told Gordo to resign or the dirt would be dished.
She’ll make him wait until Eastenders has finished. Then get one of her Guardsmen to forcefully eject him from the Palace.
Eastenders waits for the Queen
It appears you are correct. It also appears that HM got him and out a bit sharpish.
Hopefully, Phil told him to fuck off.
I notice his police outriders deserted him – fookin priceless
To me the lack of police outriders suggests that Gordon decided to resign on the spur of the moment, a bit earlier than his office thought he would.
Let us all rejoice. He was quite simply one of the worst Prime Ministers we have ever seen. The damage he inflicted on our once great country and economy will take a long time to rectify but we as a country can breath a huge sigh of relief. Let the repairs begin.
He was a worse Chancellor.
Why did that grotty slapper follow him to the Palace? Is she some sort of guide dog?
His fag hag. Steers him round potholes as he’s not safe out on his own.
Sarah and Gordy are looking forward to retiring in their tax payer funded mansion on Gordy’s £100,000 plus p.a. pension. Gordy stole our pensions but he’ll be alright. It’s one life for these socialists and another for the rest of us.
What a turn round from this mornings event. I am actually quite emotional. Goodbye Gordon!
Having spent much of the last three years dreaming of this moment and having contributed around 200 anti-Broon posts to various blogs, I wonder what the hell I’m going to do now the pasty-faced twat’s gone. Or has he?
Blimey plod out riders in and traffic lights out.
Welcome to the real world Gordon
It’s the little things that make life so sweet
Busy old day, eh? Started with NuLab plotters trying to steal the election, and ended somewhat better. At last, New Labour are history.
Let’s all hope that politics will be conducted with more honesty, honour and integrity from here on in. One thing’s for sure – they know that Guido’s watching….
Well said, Engineer
Postal voting needs to be banned and constituencies equalized in size before the next General Election and then hopefully Labour will be kept out of power for generations.
P.s. He’ll have to pay for his own Sky subscription now like the rest of us.
IT WOS THE BIGOT THAT DID IT !!!!!!!!! REJOICE
ROCHDALE OLD GIRLS 1 LABOUR DISUNITED 0
and we’ve all won the pools!
Toot-a-loo mutha******
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Dave, I’d check to see if all the lightbulbs are still there, the thieving b*stard broon has stole everythig else!
Never mind the bulbs, he has probably nicked the fittings as well!
What a bunch of fucking no nothing self important twats you are. Done fuck all for your country…… put up or shut up.
2 Tours of Iraq gives me the right to comment on the country. I’ve done more than McDoom ever could for this country. I suspect you are some council employee or just a Liebour wonk.
Today is a good day as we have seen the back of one of the most vile individuals to ever hold office.
hear hear
Well said mate,,but Browns going is not enough especially after what he, and the rest of the Zanulabour thugs, have done to our armed forces.
Many good lads and lassies are dead because he didn,t supply them with proper equipment.
Amongst the many shocking stories,,the one in the Mail about the SAS being denied that chance to rescue 2 of their mates in Basra,,but going in anyway,,the MOD bastard saying that the 2 lads were expendable when the SAS L/Col asked for clearance.
Brown, Blair and the rest of the Zanulabour thugs should be executed, and personally I would love to pull the trigger.
Thanks for your service anon. Thankfully the sewer party are finally ejected from power. Let’s just hope this is the moment that marks the decline into irrelevance they so richly deserve.
Indeed it does give you the right old chap, about 900 trillion times the right of some retarded nooLiebore “supporter”. Ignore the whining knobber, today is indeed a fantastic day.
I only hope those who lied to send you there second time round are brought to justice – Brown, Blair and Campbell for starters.
Brown always gave the military what they needed did he? I spent my first 2 weeks in Kuwait in March 2003 in Green combats – great in Northern European forests, but not in the bloody desert. After 22 years service I, along with many of my colleagues pray that at last we will at last get the support from a new Government that I believe we and our families have earned.
“What a bunch of fucking no nothing self important twats you are. Done fuck all for your country…… put up or shut up.”
Worry about your non-job that the poor taxpayer is funding. First thing to sort is the BBC.
Screw you, I have contributed loads of tax that that idiot has pissed up against the wall. I expect it was way more than you have done. Liebore, such bad losers.
Is that ‘no’ or ‘know’, because I know for certain the nasty left are all self diagnosed dyslexics or in other words thick as two short planks.
Mendacious, malicious, scheming, bullying, gurning, plotting, incompetent, inelegant, unattractive, ineffective, tribal, biggotted, unionised, spendthrift, obnoxious, purblind, deluded, unbalanced, imprudent, irresponsible TWAT.
How we shall miss him…….
Bloody Hell
Brown is BONKERS
He has just described Manselson as the rock of the Labour party
Rock as in Hudson, I think he meant.
rock as in crock of shit
Rock as in “complete knob ?”
Gordon FcukWit!
Missing you, never.
I wish my successor and his government all the ebst in the future
Labour’s Ed Miliband tweets: We owe Gordon a huge debt.
Hmmm sloppy punctuation and a few missing words, try again.
Labour’s Ed Miliband tweets: We owe, thanks to Gordon, a huge debt.
Much better…
Nicely put, filipinomonkey.
Brown is gone after nearly destroying the British economy by running up close to £200 billion in debt. The old saying is true… socialism is great until the money runs out. Well now it has. We need from the new government emphasis on helping business / entrepreneurs to grow the economy, jobs and tax base to reduce this massive debt left by a bankrupt Labour party. Goodbye Gordon and your horrible cronies.
Sarah didn’t look too happy at the prospect of being stuck with the moron in Scotland. Serves her right.
There really is a God…
Dont tell nick clegg.
No there’s not.
We’ll see about that, sonny
My dad really is bigger than your dad
Your just one of a long line, join the queue.
がき゚
I’ve told you to keep it quiet before…
Prove it.
Goodbye u Hunt
Good riddance.
Now get the fucking axes out sharpish. Spare nothing. A bonfire of NuLab laws from Monday.
REJOICE!
So naive, bless.
Truth.
Find out which jobsworths were responsible for telling the nurse that she had to remove her crucifix and sack him/her/them as a symbol that we will not go on paying people to spy on other honest hard working people. They are not part of front line services, they are the Labour version of the stasi.
The same jobsworths that allow muslim women to wear the hijab and not have bare arms?
Yep, them too
That was the best speech Brown ever delivered!
Goodbye and good riddance.
Absolutely. Don’t hurry back.
HAPPY DAYS
Are back again!!
No it wasn’t, he had to bring the Armed Forces into his speech. B’astard
I meant the last 2 words mainly.
And still deluded to the bitter end.
Good riddance
For the first time ever,in the safe knowledge he can do no more harm, I feel a little sympathetic towards him.Make no mistake he has pissed me off no end and made me despair for the future of my country.But in good spirit I wish him and his family well.
I hope he gets arse cancer.
I don’t. I wish him a miserable life.
You must be joking. A plague of boils on him and his tweetophiliac fag hag, followed by locusts and then a plague of crocodiles with frickin laser beams.
Anyone know what’s happening to Mandelslime ?
Oh it’s just too funny for words..
FOAD Brown
I’ll second that emotion
I must admit, I was hoping for his resignation and suicide. However, it looks like we might have to wait a bit ’til we can all piss on his grave.
FOAD you socialist piece of shit!
The only drawback is that we’re now stuck with CMD.
For now. The Conservatives won’t be slow to wield the knife if he cocks up. One way or another, it’s going to work out.
Woo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Light spliff = check
Quaff wine = check
Have a fucking party = check
Thank fuck.
absofuckinglutley applause etc
hhhhhhooooooooooooorrrrrrayyyyyyyyyy
Party like it’s 1999, motherfuckers!
1979 surely?
The fucker has finally gone!
Check.
Time…Midnight.
Location..Crossroads.
Equipment.. Large stake..fucking great hammer.
Re-check…Make that two stakes.
Job done.
…can I have onion rings, two fied eggs and some proper chips too please?
LOL
I prefer him in the butter ads.
“We’re pretty – pretty VaCOUNTry Life….”
You’re thinking of Johnny, this is Sid.
Joy. Pure unadulterated joy is what I feel right now.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I am so happy
IT’S OVER. HE’S GONE!!!!! HE WILL NEVER DARKEN OUR LIVES AGAIN!!!!!
GOOD RIDDANCE, YOU EVIL BASTARD.
…until he pops up as the head of the IMF, World Bank, or even (*shudders*) Rumpuy’s successor.
Not a chance.
That would give Farage someone to punch…bring it on
“This is the line for the next 24 hours: you speak to everyone you know and you praise him. Right? You praise him like he’s your dead brother”. (Iannucci).
…..
Gordon Brown was a man who meant well and was perhaps over-burdened by his hot-house education and early attendance at university. This simultaneously created impossibly high expectations of him while denying him the common experiences through which most people learn to relate to others. As a result, what often appeared as rudeness was in reality just awkwardness. His mother, although adoring him, illustrated the dangers of an able woman being forced to live through her children by the customs of the time. Still, Gordon Brown loved his mother and remained close and respectful towards her, emphasizing family values. A less dutiful son might have isolated himself.
There is no doubt that he sincerely wished to improve the lives of ordinary people and was frustrated when obliged to defer to people with more charm but less intellectual ability. He worked hard to use the talent of a historian for accumulating detail and to apply it in the area of economics which was not his first subject. Ultimately, however, economics is a separate, if dismal, discipline and despite the number of economic opinions, is ruled by iron laws which eventually assert themselves. Brown bravely took on these laws to in an attempt to bring greater fairness to society but if the underlying dynamic is not understood, it can lead to an over-reaching which is doomed to fail eventually. Thus Brown achieved some of his aims but, by his own high standards, not as many as he wished.
…
History will sort out the rest.
You’re mental.
bollocks
Are you that gormless ugly Bitch Mary Riddle from the once great Daily Labourgraph.
Your hero Brown should be Hung, Drawn and Quartered
Gordon Brown never took on the “iron laws” of economics
He never understood what they were
And he overliberalises the financial system which led to the meltdown because he did not understand those lawzs
SO what you cite above is pseudo-intellectual rubbish
Yeah, riiiiight!!!!
A bit too much spliffroony there i think………..
He was a man consumed by his ambition and arrogance. Truth, fairness and integrity were sacrificed on the altar of his ego.
And as he walks away to a comfortable retirement remember that it is others who will have to solve the mess the country is in and will no doubt take the blame for doing so.
Can’t feel any sympathy for the man, especially not while young lads are getting their arses shot off in Afghanistan.
If that Scottish cun/t truly cared aout making ‘lives better for oridnary people’ why was he taking a mssive dump on a little old ladies concerns about Polacks taking all the jobs from Tesco Delivery service?
Who the fuck wrote that sycophantic shit?
Get the fuck out of England, Broon and dont fucking come back you megalomaniac cyclops bastard.
The only person Brown cared about was Brown. How did they manage to get him out of No. 10? Was that really him or a double. Is he still hiding in a bunker deep within No. 10?
“Gordon Brown was a man who meant well ”
stopped reading after that
if you believe that statement, you are a certifiable loon and should never be allowed near anything electric, electronic, sharp, hot or cold
hip hip to that
Not much clapping from the staff and jouno’s
…and I’ll bet there won’t be empty champagne bottles lying around in the BBC tonight!
Oh dear!
Pop, thats the first opened
thank god for that
What a beaten man. What a happy day
chairman of the IMF or the central european bank, loverly
19:20 11/05/2010 Democracy restored in the United Kingdom.
Half an hour till we have PRIME MINISTER DAVID CAMERON.
That sound you hear is every New Labour c/unt across the country choking on their own bile!!!! Hurts, doesn’t it, you evil fuckers!!!!!
Err… You’ve only got half a Prime Minister. We’ve got the other half.
Hush, weardie beardie.
lol…not for long
He has been Prime Minister now for almost an hour and what has he achieved?
he has not been Gordon Brown for that entire time
a milestone worth rejoicing and remembering
Get in!
Liberty, freedom, tyranny is dead!!!!
Oi, that’s plagiarism!
Someone texted me who knows someone at the BBC. Apparently there are MEN and women at the BBC openly crying!!!
P45′s next hopefully
They are all too coked out to realise.
yeah it was probably cut with Ajax
well they might as well get used to Ajax, once theyve been relegated back to reality and have to get a real job…..spec Baroness Scotland could use a cleaner…
I wish i could see that, it would give me a stiffy.
Double-fucking-joy.
You make your bed, you fucking lie in it. (See what I did there?)
they will be rifling the stationary cabinets and stealing all the biscuits!
Grow up.
Twatspotter – is that you Toenails?
Possibly, but it’s more likely a sad socialist on his way to hang himself from the nearest speed camera.
no, just a grown up laughing at some TFH window lickers.
Don’t cry sweetheart.
awwww there there Twatspotter, don’t worry I’m sure you’ll find some low-paid manual labour to keep a roof over your head !
oh wait .. didn’t Labour give all those jobs to immigrants ?
the Labour party you supported ?
I’ll fetch you a rope
I wonder if they’re beginning to regret those champagne bottles they opened in 1997.
I wish I was in the UK today. Effing cnut Brown gives me a rotten start to the week and then fucks off when I’m out of the country. Bastard. Still, if I’m lucky today has ruined his life. And Mandy’s. And Bad Al’s (BTW Mrs. C., hope you’ve had an industrial-strength lock put on the drinks cabinet).
Not hanging themselves, slitting their throats, or shoving lethal doses of cocaine up their arses at the BBC? I am very disappointed with the lack of diverse reaction.
They have MEN at the BBC?
Only asian ones
Brown: Fuck off and die you worthless hypocritical imbecile, you have harmed millions for your twisted ego. If only there was a hell like your father taught you, you would get your just desserts.
at least your not bitter
now don’t let’s take a bigoted view of the man
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
When I heard Gordon Brown’s voice crack at the end of his announcement I almost began to feel sorry for him…. NOT!
Actually I shouted “F**K OFF”. The man is a fraud, he’s done his best to destroy the UK and deserves nothing but the hatred of the UK population. As I have suggested before, any increases in taxation to pay for the economic mess he has left behind him should be called ‘Brown taxes’. The man was a disaster as Prime Minister and don’t let the BBC succeed in making anyone feel sorry for him as they are trying to do now.
Quite right NotaSheep!!! I reckon there was a national FUCK OFF being yelled at that moment. I was with you. Oh Joy.
I found myself just shouting ‘FUCK OFF’ constantly at the screen. Just couldn’t help myself. It was the only thing that sprang to mind.
Well that and sneering at the self-serving ‘I’m not in it for the title or the prestige’. Oh yeah? Just like you wouldn’t use your family and then promptly had your missus follow you around for three years as a human shield.
And you abolished boom and bust. Make that Tory boom and bust. Make that you meant kept inflation under control.
It would have been so easy to do a good job.
But you just couldn’t.
And now we all have to pay.
Mrs Cato got quite upset with me as I called him a C’NUT. She doesn’t like that word but on this occasion she forgave me.
Then try this…
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/05/11/gordo_legacy/
Insincere bastard has wrecked our country – blood on his (& Tony’s) hands in Iraq & Afghanistan. And they still tried to spin they country voted for some kind of “progressive” crap.
Hope the tories get the documents on all the skeletons in the cupboard and bring them to justice.
As for mandelson & campbell – why were two unelected tossers involved in plotting the next government ?
…and what’s his crap about the armed forces HE was responsible for underfunding and LYING they had “real-terms” rises ? So had to apologise to both Chilcott and the house of commons….
A lying shit to the bitter end!
Mandelson & Campbell….. hope the Tories HANG the lying bastards for Treason.
Fat chance. Why do you think they’ve been stringing out for days? They had a lot of shredding to do.
Spot on. Don’t forget all those duffel bags going out the back door of No. 10 today either.
Yes – a frightening thought you are so right ! Not like they don’t have previous with tony’s “documents”….
Oh how sweet it is. I hope Campbell and Mandelson are stricken and depressed. May they both die very soon.
He’s left us all with quite an expensive bill to pick up.
What a Hunt. “I never use my family as props” makes his kids do the perp walk
More human shields. Less likely for angry mob to start baying for his blood.
The green mile.
Alright darlings! D*r*i*n*k*s are on the ‘ouse!
GTF, you prick.
Nice to see Brown use his Kids as a Shield as he departs no 10
……but are they HIS?
Bloody brilliant, isn’t it!
Rejoice, Rejoice!!
Gotta love the speech
Delusional to the end
Make Britain fairer, more tolerant, more green, more democratic, more prosperous and more just.
HE FAILED ON ALL SIX COUNTS amongst many more
Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind – In Gordon’s case the answer is YES and that is the best the Queen can hope for
Absolutely spot on. He failed on all those things.
What is Sarah doing? Why is she going to the palace?
Is she a guide dog as well as a beard?
“Why is she going to the palace?”
Probably tweeting Brown’s resignation live to her adoring fans…
Bearded Collie!
More like a Giant Schnauzer.
reach a asylum
um rascal yeah
He’ll spend the rest of his miserable life knowing he was the worst and most hated prime minister in UK history.
Brown has no bottle she keeps it in her handbag.
Blair runs him a very close second.
TIIMMMMBBBBBBEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
I hope the bastard rots in hell for what he has done to this country.
Worst Chancellor ever.
Most despised PM ever.
And the ruiner of the United Kingdom.
That is his legacy – & we will never ever forgive or forget.
And the Scottish Raj in Westminster – fill your boots with ERnglish gold one last time & then fuck off back to Scotland.
Right Dave; now, about this Midlothian question. Time to cut out his Scottish block vote on English only lrgislation.
good speech. well delivered.
good man.
Bollox
Best speech he has ever made.
Bollocks. Lying and self-serving to the end.
More democratic – my arse. Where’s the PR vote they promised in 1997?
Oh, resurrected at the last minute to try and keep his self-serving arse in power. That’s where.
Best because it is his last. Listening to a rerun, NOW FUCK OFF AND NEVER DARKEN MY TOWELS AGAIN.
Oh Fucking JOY!!!! The snotgobbling bastard has finally GONE!!!!!
And he had the GALL – the sheer fucking gall – to say that: ‘In the even that the Queen accepts my resignation……’. The bastard!!!!!
And then he had the most cringe-worthy moment of parading his children for the cameras……
I can’t go on….I screaming at the TV as Prescott holds court with Jon fucking Snow……Bastards!
Just had the best dump of my life.
Dumped two browns in one day, eh?
Another turd flushed down toilet.
Ans pratted on about the troops that he let down sooooo badly, scum.
It was at that point I started shouting at the b’asterd, totally, utterly contemptable to try and gain brownie points with his patronising lies. Looked the troops in the eye? His f’ucking duff eye. He really does need to go visit Afghanistan proper, in the theatre not the safe FOB; perhaps he could drive himself in a crappy landrover. Gets my vote.
A new dawn has broken, has it not? Woo Hoo!
Thank fck it;s not Red Dawn
Don’t get me started ranting about him!
‘In the EVENT….’
Damn. Just when I was getting to like the ugly prick.
Surely you jest, Sire?
Hello Gordon.
What a tosser!
Hurry up Eastenders is on in a mo
You are the Queen and I claim my £5!
Thank f*ck for that
Message to Dave:
Get the place sweeped for eavesdropping and surveillence bugs. Watch out for booby traps.
Check all the drawers for Monoamine oxidase inhibitors
Send in the army bomb squad and sniffer dogs. Then the flamethrowers.
Then change the toilet seat, and fish Trannys pubes out of the bath.
Missing him already.
Then take better aim next time.
Love the way dimblebore et al always adopt the same tone of voice they keep for state funerals at times like this
This isn’t a funeral, it is a party!!!
Harriet Harman is caretaker leader of the Labour Party.
I hope she’s handy with a mop and bucket then.
So the Bugger has finally got his P45.
Good.
Goodbye.
Liberation day. Thank you.
Garbage out, garbage in.
Don’t dampen the Tories party spirit, they’ve waited a long time for this moment.
When they wake in the morning, look across, and see Nick’s satisfied face asleep on the next pillow, the hangover will soon bring them back down to earth.
“Thank you…and goodbye.”
The sweetest line in many years.
Evil,lying cheating man who treated decent hardworking people of the country with great disrepect, whilst shovelling shedloads of money to benefit cheats, has now gone.He has made this country a basket case. He had the cheek to mention our brave men fighting an unwinnable war.Also used his children for a photo-op……..Sickening scumbag..I absolutely detest him. I hope we now see the end of the Scots mafia. They are not fit to run a whelk stall let alone our country.
… and Harperson can FUCK OFF!
Cab for Mr Brown.
Whose next?
Do you suppose the Armed Forces reciprocate his sentiments?
When they shook his hand and looked into his BONG- EYE they knew he was lying like fuck to them
As a member of the Forces I am glad that snivelling lying fucking shit Hunt has gone
As a former long-serving member of the Army who retired not so long ago, the answer is most definately, fuck you and the horse you rode in on Mr Brown.
A form for Mr Brown:
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/simple_deduction/p45_example.gif
At… fucking….. LAST !!
Oh, and how dare you bring the troops into this, they weren’t good enough years ago when they needed helicopters. Cynical piece of shit to the end.
No begone, you useless, lying, incompetent twat, and never let you or your like darken our doors again.
Bonsoir, old thing, cheer-i-o, chin, chin,
Nap-poo, too-dle-oo,
Goodbye-ee.
Zanulabour is dead. long live Zanulabour. Now, someone go stab it thru the heart a couple of dozen times to be certain.
Oh and Brown? Fuck you K’unt, good riddance and not a moment too soon.
no more new labour lies – good riddance
….I winder if Tony needs someone to hold his lecture notes…?
Now fuck off and die Brown
Shameless. Hope Lilibet sets the corgis on the fucker.
They think its all over, it is now!
Why exactly was that old hag who is his “wife” behind him for the speech? Will the doctors not let this bumbling idiot out on his own without a carer?
Most vomit inducing of all has to be Brown wheeling his kids out to walk hand in hand from Downing Street. This from the one eyed sociopathic cretin who once proclaimed that he would never use his family for publicity.
Fuck off James Gordon Brown back to Scotland.
Now let the rats still left in the New Labour ship start to infight and hopefully implode the vessel to sink to the bottom of the swamp in the ensuing maelstrom.
In the words of the GREATEST post-War Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher –
REJOICE IN THAT NEWS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Prescott at his eloquent best on C4 – what does contrubated mean?
I heard that too. The fat, evil, sleazy c-unit needs hitting in the face with a spade.
It’s what they learned him in school, how to contrubate a verb.
I ate the pie
I is eating the pies
I eated all the pies
Quick get me some more f*ckin’ pies
fuckin LOL !!!!!!
FUCK OFF YOU BONG-EYED Hunt !
Lets start the street party ! What a great day. A day that the word GREAT can be put back into Britain !
What a deluded fucking tosser it is,
One’s going to miss Eastenders
Hahaha! Class.
Well thank God for that.
My faith in democracy is restored, I hope Clegg and his party live up to the implicit promises he made during the debate.
Cameron played a blinder.
Well done that man.
Cameron and Clegg: your mission, should you choose to accept, is to destroy Labour forever. It can be done in 12 months. Should you prove successful, it will be the greatest achievement of your political lives.
And the people of England will be indebted you you forever. Well we’re in debt to just about everybody else…
Alraedy got 11 … No, it’s now !5 Toryists round at mine, each with bottles of good stuff.
PARTYTIME!!!!!!!!!
Now 16 here on the piss!!
Don’t know why, you didn’t win, and Dave’s a nob.
We (people who work for a living) are going to get a shed-load of shite from the new boss, just like the old boss.
Give 12 months, you’ll hate him as much a Brown.
Mild intoxication will excuse the spelling errors above.
but not the content
there is no way anyone could be as hated as Brown
you sir are as mad as a Viking and twice as beardy
Watching that idiot Snow interviewing that idiot Prescott. It’s fucking hilarious. Prescott is still fighting the class war – but hasn’t realised that it’s 2010. What a fucking gibbon.
Excuse me !! Go contrubate yourself ! We gibbons have some intelligence y’know !
Oh joy I don’t know whether to laugh or cry Im so happy that this dreadful man has gone, it is like a big fucking dark cloud removed from above us, he was an utter disgrace with the vile disgusting Mandleson and Campbell plotting his final trick, what a complete utter Hunt Brown was, no redeeming qualities, just a bitter malicious twisted man, with a vendetta against us all.
Hoo-fucking-ray. Good riddance.
Fuck off C U N T
See – they do listen to the petitions on the no 10 website.
What was that thank-you list all about? Did he think he was at the Oscars? Back to the land of shortbread and midges with you, you deluded pillock.
What hand gesture did you give to the TV screen when McLoser finished speaking?
Hard decision for me, but the wanker sign was my weapon of choice.
I see the Unite. Billy Bragg scum are chanting Tories out. Looks like the cases of child rape will be up in London tonight
V signs and then a rush to the fridge for the champagne
V signs all round, just like proper men do.
How the fuck do you think your child rape line is funny?
Because the left are scum.
OK, here’s one for the Terminator-isn’t-dead-yet fans…
Ken Clarke looks at the books, and goes white. The IMF are called in.
The IMF appoint Gordon Brown as head.
In comes Gordon Brown to tell the UK how to run the economy….
OK, here’s one for the Terminator-isn’t-dead-yet fans…
Ken Cl*rke looks at the books, and goes white. The I M F are called in.
The I M F appoint Gordon Brown as chief.
In comes Gordon Brown to tell the UK how to run the economy…
That would be really quite funny.
Oops! That was to 133.
Don’t share your sense of humour
Its terrifying coz its true.
Please, please leave the nightmares out just for tonight?
You can’t seriously believe the IMF will give the Ruin a job ? Maybe as a cleaner..
Unlike your average Labour supporter, they will look at his record.
Ding Dong, the Git is dead, the Git is dead, the Git is dead!
Ding Dong, the Git is dead, the wicked Git is dead!
Those “Free votes for all” c’unts have shown their true colours. They’ve started chanting “Tory scum” outside the Cabinet office. Their protest has got fuck all to do with the electoral system. They just don’t want the Tories in.
Well, guess what, lefty fuckers? TOUGH!!!!!!!
They won’t have much time to protest once their benefits dry up. Party’s over, scroungers!
Now we know who and what “38 degrees” are. (Google it).
Rent a mob.
Was that wanker Will Straw among them?
Fuck off back to jockland you one eyed twatting, c’unting shithead. If you ever come back you’ll be hung drawn and quartered like that other jock traitor Wallace.
David-please keep sending up the dosh
One last hilarious verbalism from two jags and two jowels, as he watches McDoom depart for the palace: Mcdoom ‘has contrabated a lot’. Lol, oh lol.
Masterurbated, did he say?
Strewth! About fucking time. I want Sky in every fucking pommy bastards shit house. I’m coming to get ya Mark Thompson
Guido, can’t you set down that glass of Margaux and click on a few things to lift the c-word filter? Just for one night?
Shut it you CƯNT
I’m sorry about this, fellow geeks and Guido, but I feel that tonight, hic flourit, is a night for openness, glastnost, even. So I shall reveal a technical secret. Mr It needs to be said, try using the Unicode (Cyrillic) character с instead of our droogy old letter ‘c’ for your naughty words. You can cut and paste it, if you so wisht.
Guido, please allow this liberty for tonight. It’s been a trying few days for all of us.
Gizzajob!.
Wankers chanting ‘Tory scum’ outside CCHQ.
Call the police, thats a hate crime.
Meet the new boss,
same as the old boss.
No justice or democracy for the English.
I hope this con / lib wankfest of middle ground mediocrity ends in civil unrest & unspeakable violence against the political class.
The big losers in this uber farce are the English people.
Great news that Brown has gone – but he deserved humiliation & ridicule – not a choice.
Is that hoon really going to head the IMF?
The sooner England gets itself a parliament, the better.
Every other country seems to have one and theirs are 100% devoid of English members.
There’s a clue about how things ought to be…
One of the only sensible contributions so far.
Well done and a huge hat tip to you Guido
You did more than the MSM to get rid of this turd
You exposed the scum Macbride and the nauseating gang of smearers who will go down in infamy in British history…
And you and your co-conspirators had the courage to take the denounciation of this appalling, fraudlent Nu Labour government to its conclusion..
It shows what a small group of people can do
You shugged off the injuctions, threats and fraud of these bastards
And is an example for the future
Perhaps the media will clan tehmselevs up and gop their job for a change
If not we will have to continue
God Bless and well done
MI5
AGREED 10000000000000 times
Flusher in Chief, should be a cabinet post
Agreed MI5 – and thanks for putting it so well!
Thanks Guido – you’ve been the only hope through this dark time.
Yeeeehaaaaa!
I’m going to have the best night’s sleep I’ve had for 13 years.
And the bastard has the brass neck to bring Our Boys into his speech. I’m sure that’ll be a great comfort to those bereaved because you starved them of the tools to do the job.
Reviled man.
Brown does have experience of dodgy accounting for the IMF job.
Fuck Off Brown and take that sneering shitheap of the NuLabour party with you.
You’ll never use the title “Prime Minister” again
You were an utter failure as a chancellor
You were an utter failure as a PM
You were hated up and down this country
…and you are now, thank fuck, no longer in power.
I’ve waited a looong time for this moment.
You are all being very harsh on an honourable – if not entirely savvy or competent man – and it is a sad judgement on the low level of political discussion that so many revile him now, at his leaving, while a worse political scam is being hatched. I felt sorry for Sarah Brown: looking at her face, I wonder if there could be a more opposite figure to Lady Macbeth? She has suffered much, I feel.
‘Out, out, damned Jock! Out, I say!’
I agree with the bit about Sarah.
She has seen Gorgon in his naked glory.
Or perhaps not?
LOL
and they say satire is dead
No we aren’t; not all of us.
I do hate sweeping generalisations.
So in your universe, #147, persistent mendacity is honourable???
Not for the first time in my life I rejoice not to live in Wales.
I am grateful on a daily basis that I do not live in Wales.
Nothing wrong with Wales, the countryside’s beautiful. Most Taffs I know are a good laugh too. Let’s stick to the thread. Broon’s gone ! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!
Gordon Brown is a vile, hate-filled bigot- like most leftists. The word honourable does not apply to him or any of his Labour cohorts.
Gareth Thomas… buffoon.
He’s only gone to BP to be knighted FFS!
second most important job, sheesh his kids don’t stand a chance.. asbo’s in the making with that man bringing them up, and uncle mandy.. would you leave him alone with anyone’s children?
If it gets him a life sentence, it’s a price worth paying.
He’d be out in 3, good ‘behaviour’, don’tcha know?
Ever after, the people of Britain rejoiced on 11 May. Simple country folk and urban sophisticates alike celebrated ‘Flushday’ when the big Brown floater finally went to its long home in the sewage farm of history. Grandmothers danced with teenagers in the streets, folk of all ages got ratfaced and swore undying love to each other, men with beards and floppy robes kissed policemen. Fireworks, balloons, bunting and frolics filled the land. Parents scared their naughty children with tales of The Big Broon Man who would steal their toys if they were bad. There might be problems, yes, but they all knew that things could never be quite as bad again.
I dont care – I’m celebrating and well on my way to getting pissed. If the news tells me that Mandlepoof has had a fatal accident, I will drink myself comotose for a fortnight!!
DING DONG THE FAGGOTS GONE!!
Let’s hope the Limp Dumbs get the hint.
A few months of the Con-Dems and we’ll all be hankering for the good old days of Jonah the One-Eyed C’untosaurus.
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
really
you fuckin knobhead
Toenails in full eulogy mode, what a qwent!
Let’s hope Mandleson and Campbell disappear as well. Their sleeze, lies and manipulations did so much damage. New Labour should rebrand as Real Labour and return to more honourable ways of behaving. OPEN THE BUBBLY!
It’s time to redecorate here, there’s champagne all over the walls and furniture.
Get tae fook Broon you horrible horrible b’stard! Oh, and take those god awful arrisholes Mandelson and Campbell with you.
Spiteful to the end, he didn’t even have the courtesy to wait until Cameron and Clegg had finalised their deal. British politics will be much less rude and obnoxious without Brown – now all we need is the engine to fall off a 747 and onto Balls, Mandelson and Campbell.
Anyone have the number for Rentokil?
I need to get my new house fumigated.
You won’t get that much snot out of them curtains, Guv.
I’ll be round in the morning…
Ed Balls rolling out his tractor stats on Sky News !
What how many rent boys he’s slept with?
more like how many he has got lined up now he has some time on his hands
Don’t talk about my mummy’s hubby like that.
Guido’s cross-hairs moves and having moved moves onto….?
Five-a-day equality outreaching diversity co-ordinators and other bedwetting non jobsworths
Wayne and Waynetta slob living off our taxes
Unelected eurocrats passing laws like wind
Unite
Campbell
Mandelson
Blair
Balls
etc
take your pick, there’s enough to choose from
Oops, forgot the Beeb !
So will everyone else soon.. ciao folks, you’re no longer needed
The left really are wankers.
So now we have a coalition Government that has combined over 50% of the public vote, but now the left claim that as the Tories and Lib Dems didn’t do well in Scotland they have no mandate.
Funny that I thought we had a UK Parliament (that’s what the left normally say when it’s asked about the Scottish homosexuals voting on English laws) so we don’t vote by region.
I’m in London tomorrow really hope I run into a mong with a Unite short on a even better a purple shirt. Give em a good slapping.
Come out of the closet you fat fuck. Do your wife a favour
And they did nothing in Ireland so what a damaged Mandate that is!
QWERTY says:
May 11, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Someone texted me who knows someone at the BBC. Apparently there are MEN and women at the BBC openly crying!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaaaa AAAAAAAAHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, f**k you, you champagne socialists, i hope you’re the first in the sights to be cut.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Brilliant!
Lets hope that instead of bottles of champagne strewn about BBC HQ it is bottles of strychnine
Thank you for that.
A complete confirmation of everything we have suspected about the blatant and unashamed bias of our State Broadcaster.
Fixing democracy requires the fixing of the BBC.
They need their recruiting policy to positively discriminate in favour of Conservative leaning staff and they need to pay as much attention to Toryphobia as they do to homophobia.
They need to be shut down.
Times pointing out that that was his second resignation in 24 hours
two resignations but no elections
how apt
The man who resigned. Twice.
Way to go, Brown, some legacy.
Thank God. The relief is palpable.
Exclusive pics from the Inside of Number 10
Hey Guido
Your numbers have gone haywire again
More double counting than a New Labour budget
They should make him walk from the Palace to Labour HQ
Tyburn would be preferable as a destination.
I would have liked HM the Q to tell him to take the tube home from the palace
Dimblebore….The guards came to salute him at the palace, interesting as ex PM….Feck off Dimbledbore u boring twat!
Brown has left the building.
If only he had left it from the 20th floor
Charity Night at the Feuars Arms in Kirkcaldy ! All proceeds to Former PM
Who the fuck would offer him Hoonwork now?
Good riddance!
The real evil swine remains – the obscenity called MANDELSON. It is this ‘man’ that has been responsible for Brown and his policies. Brown was never his own man but a puppet of Mandelson. Please somebody shoot the bastard bender and rid us of the most reptilian being in politics.
You really don’t like him, do you?
If only…
Gordon Brown Resigns. Surely the three most beautiful words in the English language.
Gordon Brown Hanged would have been better.
And quartered?
+ the scum that surrounded ‘him’.
Cameron to head for Buck Palace in the new Jaguar XJ, I hear…
Will return in old-model bomb-proof XJ.
Bomb-proof version of the new Jaguar not yet ready.
He should stick with the Lexus, it’lll be more reliable.
Not so.
Buy British. It’s the only hope we have left……and not a lot of that……
(still smiling though)
“THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER…” never truer! : )
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x20cbf_howard-jones-things-can-only-get-be_music
A tune from the eighties pop pickers
Finally, he and liebour have gone. It was sad the john major left. Now for the mess to be sorted.
Wow that was quick at the palace
Gordon walks in and says “Your Majesty I would to resign as ……”
she says ” I accept, now fuck off” and Phil escorts him out with a 12 bore
JOB DONE – break out the Dubonnet
She should have set the corgis on him. They can be vicious little bastards, but he’s used to them in No 10.
My family are people! Not props!
Another classic from the vaults
He fears he might be mistaken for Czar Nicholas, lol, but then he knows his modern Russian history.
OK, he’s out of the Palace. 15 min deal.
Queen : hi Gordie, feeling better..?
GB : Sort of…
Q : OK, let’s move on. You brought the keys..?
GB : Yes
Q : All cupboard cleared..?
GB : Yes, of course
Q : Inventory..?
GB : Done, not even a scratch to the furniture.
Q : OK, here’s your tennant deposit
GB : Thanks Mo’om, I’ll surely need that money.
Q : No problems. Now just fuck-off, have a long evening ahead.
GB : …
Chr*st!!!
You may be happy!!
We’ve got clean the shit off thew walls before anyone can come in here!
J*s*s F. Chr*st!!!!
Can you imaging the state of this place!!!!
Gordon drives off. Traffic lights, remember them? Get used to queuing again Big Man
Hee hee – he’s caught up in a traffic jam, welcome to the real world.
Good riddance, you vile, unprincipled, mendacious, thuggish, dysfunctional Scotch marxist bastard.
May the widow or family of every soldier who died from lack of proper equipment because of your refusal to fund the military:
May the relatives of every retiree who died in penury from your raiding of their pensions:
May every hard-working citizen who merely wanted to create a better future from their own efforts, but were fucked by your taxes:
May they all forever defecate upon your grave.
Amen to that.
here here
And Amen again.
(squirt) (flapflapflapflap)
Ha ha, even the Poiice outriders deserted him on exiting the Palace – he got stuck in traffic. Ho ho ho.
At last At last free at last.Good riddance to the one eyed bogey picking loon.
Good riddance to scumbag labour. Happy days.
So long, and thanks for all the faeces
Good fucking riddance to the worse piece of unelected shite we have ever had to endure as Prime Minister. Go and take the rest of that lieing conniving shower with you.
Another good point is the number of jock bummers running England has now dropped massively.
Be careful what you wish for
We now have Cameron, Osbourne, Duncan, Strathclyde, Grieve, McLoughlin, Mitchell, Alexander, Carmichael, Harris, Kirkwood, Maclennan, Erskine, McNally, Mulholland and Hunter running the country
The Con-Dem-Nation is more Scots than NuLiebore.
WE’RE ALL DOOOOMED I TELL YA…..DOOOOMED
Geez, the face of Ed Milliband says “fuck, now I need to find a proper job…”
Fuckers.
We should allow ourselves a long moment of celebration.
A really wonderful day. I’d like to thank everybody involved.
Goodbye.
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Gordon Brown pays tribute to the c u n t s who tried to steal the election. any chance a suicide bomber could take the bastards out?
Mr Brown said he had “loved the job, not for its prestige, its titles and its ceremony, which I do not love at all.
“No, I loved the job for its potential to make this country I love fairer, more tolerant, more green, more democratic, more prosperous, more just – truly a greater Britain.”
What a lot of crap from a crap man.
Oh, joyful day!
And now the fun begins!
(And that’s IRONY you dull bunch of fascist wingnuts)
wondered where it went these last 13 years
Thank fook for that!!!
I can’t believe that I have been pouring over the Election for the last 5 days and I miss the moment on the news when he finally admits defeat. I blame BFBS for showing a dispatches programme on the London Marathon. It perked my interest…..but not as much as this!!!!!!!
the word is PORING!
clegg got him to resign TWICE in two days
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Breath
Decisive and courageous as ever.
Took him 5 days to do a simple calculation.
Now he will not even remain as an MP.
What a delusional utter shitstain the man is.
Shame we are stuck with Balls Mandelslime, Postman Pratt and the Militwats, at least they are not in power.
Took him 5 days to do a simple calculation.
He was only Chancellor for 11 years
The numbering on this commentary is as dr*nk as I am
Well wad doo oo expetc we got riduf tidiots affer 13 years
no live chat?
Her Majesty must have been farting with excitement at the prospect of waving off Bonkers Brown. Actually, she doesn’t fart, but she must have had an amazing orgasm when the Balloon had to recommend the Leader of the Opposition to form the next government. Well, I did anyway.
LOL! I bet she did fart, everyone does, even Brenda!!
Harriet Harperson to take leadrship as a temporary measure. What a fucking outfit!
and you were in tears when he did
Hahahahaha!!
a crate of Bucky sarah,on the English
just look at gordoom face when he finishes his speech,says it all to me….
Good luck Gordon all the best for the future.
Right now that cu*ts gone bring on dave.
So why did he do that to his kids? They walked them out of the front door and around to the back, only for a photo. Just so he hopes it will be the photo in the paper tomorrow.
‘I will never use my family as props’
Imagine the kids in 18yrs time. ‘Remember the day when Dad took us out to witness his final humiliation?’
I wonder which one he’ll bequeth his moral compas to?
Dad – our carer actually
This ain’t over yet we have to sort out those nasty little b)(trds shouting their fair vote crap these labour trolls like Bully fag and his bitch pill straw won’t stop now the deluded sh*ts think it’s war now!
Brown left some nasty laws we can use to deal with Fag and his mob
I’d keep the celebrations pretty low key if I were you. There’s a big bill in the post.
I have an address in Kirkcaldy you can send it to.
Deluded to the end
Rejoice, English forces take back Downing Street from the Scottish scum.
I just want to say this. How’s it feel now Labour trolls
They are too busy robbing old women and buggering each other to post.
statement from nr 10, “no Nokias were injured or assaulted during the making of this rubbish resignation speech” yeaah right!
Come on where is the final Downfall video?
For Heaven’s sake, Cameron hasn’t even gone to the Palace and that mong-eyed cretin Robinson is already gobbing off that there are people in the ranks who don’t want him in charge.
Now withering on about his background. BBC already showing their hand – carping on about class. Such a pitiful, sad display from the nation’s broadcaster.
Dimbletwat (who is a toff) not pointing out that Clegg is a toff and so is Harman. So is Marr.
Privatise the BBC immediately. Axe the telly tax. Pay back time.
13 years of peddling out Labour Party propaganda. Fuck ‘em.
Smash the beeboid bastards and get the army to crush the trade unions
13 years? More like 31 years. They’ve been peddling Labour propaganda since the days of Margaret Thatcher.
It would be hard to find a more politically biased organisation than AlJaBeeba.
Heseltine giving Dimbleby a good slapping about this carping on about his background. Still life in Tarzan yet!
Deluded to the end.
He’s GONE!!!! G O R N!!! GOOOOORRRRNNN!!!!
The Gorgon is GOOOOORRRRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck off the pair of you.
Feel lucky you’ll be allowed to walk away.
Many would like to see it very different!
TO HELL WITH BROWN’S TYRANNY !!
Aye! Mi feel dat, mi bred’rin!
Let’s enjoy tonight, we’ve got a f****ing lot of hard work to do starting tomorrow. Always the same, Tories come back as the “evil b*stards” to do the necesary tidying up after Labour mess and taxes. Brown, sod off, can’t express how much I loathe what you and your ilk have done to UK plc.
Fab pictures from the BBC helicopter of the Houses of Westminster in the warm light of the setting sun. While Nick Robinson free-associates in the background. I wonder what will happen to him now.
Did anyone see the pictures of old toenails as Alastair Darling was getting into a car in Downing Street? Someone obviously told old baldy that he was in the way of the camera, so he started to sink down to his heels without moving horizontally, as though he were about to squat on an old French privy; we all burst out laughing in this house. Classic
Unbelievable……..the bastard has taken the light bulbs and the bog rolls with him!
Left that huge pile of shredded paper in the Cabinet Room, though…
The moment when Cameron appears outside No10 may cause me to shed a tear of joy. 13 years of New Labour at an end.
Harriet Dromey is probably shedding buckets right now!
Hurrah! Page 3 girls are saved!
I bet the queen wet her self when Gordon recommended Dave
Correct me if I am wrong, but after all his posturing and BS about serving people, has he not just thrown all the toys out the pram and left us without a government.
He should have stayed put until the others had agreed what they were doing.
The fucking man is a Hunt to the very end.
Yeah – I did wonder about that. Is it one last snub to his political opponents? Wait until they’re deep in finalising arrangements with their parliamentary parties, and drop them right in it.
The senior civil servants wouldn’t allow that, surely? Must be some other reason. Maybe Her Maj couldn’t wait to see the back of him…
The plan was to scupper the Lib Dems – if he resigns and recommends Cameron before the deal is sealed, then Cameron might be tempted to cut the Lib Dems out in favour of a minority government. Lib Dems fall into line behind Labour and (hopefully for Labour) helps them reduce Camerons lead, giving them a larger majority with no Nationalist help.
Blinky is on BBC1. The smug c/unt.
At last I can crack open the champagne !
had mine on ice since 97… does it go bad?
I don’t believe F’ing Balls has mentioned sodding tax credits at this time !
least he hasn’t said Ashcroft… yet!
The Brown nightmare is over !!!
He was making me ill.
Now for Slimey Mandelson.
Do you think he’ll bother turning up at The Lords just for attendance allowance, he’ll be off to somewhere more lucrative tomorrow
Yesterday when the news broke that LibLab was on the cards the squillions of Beeboids were smiling, laughing and backslapping each other in great joy. Their bloated non-jobs secured for another 10 years.
Today – Oh dear, lots of Beeboid Mr and Mrs Glums
First job for Dave GET RID OF THE LICENCE FEE!!! If they want to keep broadcasting they will have to learn the concept of impartiality (as if) Bring it on!!
Must admit his speech was quite moving (I can’t believe I just said that)!!
Moved me to the shithouse.
Sorry, – but time for plain speaking.
BBC must be smashed
Yeah. His speech moved me, too.
Moved me to shout ‘FUCKING FANTASTIC, SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF!!!’
Well, it seemed appropriate at the time.
That’s an appropriate thing to say to Brown at any time.
I was moving for me,went and put the kettle on.
Just got text “Brown Re-signs as PM”.then realised he has resigned
I wonder if Gordon’s ripped the radiators out and curled one off on the bathroom floor before leaving…
He’s only got Ed “blinky” Balls up to thank for kyboshing the deal with his stupid frog eyed arrogance…
would definitely burn the beds! ewwwh wonder what happened to all the snot he didn’t eat… oh shit nearly made myself barf then! bad bad mind picture!
Fuckin’ Balls already on the airwaves..spinning like fuck.
Mandlebumboy will ensure he’s fuckin’ toast before long.
The only creature sad tonight is my Afghan hound named Rinka……remember what happened the last time the old pinkos tasted power
Thank Fuck I dont need to post those awful Tweets for Magda anymore. Twatter account closed !!!!!
Singing Balls to your partner
arse against the wall
If you’ve never been fucked on Saturday night
you’ve never been fucked at all.
Some tw*t approached DC’s car at the traffic lights and nearly got taken out by the Special Branch
I’ve come
I almost had an orgasm watching the useless twat make his resignation speech. I’ve waited 13 years to see the back of this useless shower of shit. Time to crack open the Stella.
The only thing that could have topped this would have been the news that Brown had retired to the library with a stiff single malt and a revolver.
It may yet come. This is a developing story.
Stella, I love you
Huazzah!
Opened the bubbly, damn nice too, made all the sweeter by the sound of those fucking labour trash SCREAMING “Tory scum!” over William Hague – what the fuck is wrong with these people? The Tories have been in power for three minutes and already they are the devil…
Were tories screaming “Labour Scum” over Blair’s early morning celebrations?
I think this will be a taste of things to come, no doubt the BBC will be focussing on ‘em.
Yippee!
FUCK you Labour – FUCK YOU!
Vote rigging Labour will now go back to fermenting mob violence from unions and ethnic minorities, just like in the 1980s.
With the laws and tech in place now? I think not for very long. The words ‘hoist’ and ‘petard’ comes to mind.
There’ll be blue skies over the UK until , oh about 2015, when a cool breeze may bring some turbulence. However, the next few days will be bright and uplifting with no more “it wasnae me”
goodnight and must go, Cameron’s at the palace ….. such joy ..xx
My first ever post here and I’ve been saving it for this very occasion.
Thank fuckety fuck. The nightmare is over. Now take Voldemort, Ed Bollocks, Campbell and all those other cnuts with you.
So, so happy!
Welcome,Guido’s mission of making sure these thieving bastard politician’s stay on an honest track is still in progress.
Congrats on the first post – But did you realise that between you, Brown & Griffin you only have one and a half pairs of eyes ?
Any one know how many houses Brown has left in his portfolio now ?
Here Here
Dimblebore trying it on with DC background, Hezza riposte with Cleggover’s background. Wahta Hunt..
Dimbleby was born in Surrey[1] and educated at two independent schools, the then Glengorse School in Battle, East Sussex,[2] and Charterhouse School in Godalming, Surrey (where he was a contemporary of Adam Raphael). After learning French in Paris and Italian in Perugia, he read Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford. While at Oxford he was also a member of the Bullingdon Club, a socially exclusive student dining society, and edited the student magazine,
Like most of our chattering classes, from his rural Sussex cottage Dimbleby can fully embrace the wonders of diversity and multiculturalism.
funny you should mention Dimblebum
all evening the usual bbc reporters doing their best to keep up with events. Then suddenly it’s announced that Dimblebum is taking over for the brown resignation speech and procedings at the palace. What is it about this twat of a human being that enables him the privilege of chosing his moments to participate in the real world.. The man is a shit of the highest order and a new labour treason party fan. His performances on QT for example are pure bias and ineptitude. He should be closed down along with the rest of the bbc
lol – a rainbow over buck house, in celebration – even God hated Gordon
Ding dong the Twit is dead!!!
Dimblebum has just said that he didn’t notice the Guards saluting Cameron as he went in as they had when Brown left1 Well, Dimble-fucking-dumb, you need to recognise what a PRESENT ARMS looks like! To me, the sentries were at the present!!!
You fucking brown nose tosser!!!!
Bloke on Sky explained that. They only salute the PM. Cam went in as just as “the right hon MP”. They’ll salute him when he comes out as PM.
And I say, they were at the Present when Cam went in.
Nice big rainbow over Buck House as Cam goes in to be made up to PM.
It’s been a very occult 13 years…
It’s payback time for the jock junta. Quadruple taxes on jockland
Special Brew Fiver a can.that will do the job
This was posted earlier by Revolting Peasant it’s to good to waste so i’ll put it on again
i’ve added some text
Gordon what we going to do for money ?
Dont worry Sarah i’ve found a job it’s not much but with all the benifits that i put in place we should get bye
it’s just what i like
getting about,meeting people and dealing with the big issues !
Can’t believe the BBC, they are banging on about Cameron’s “background” every few seconds. “Is it going to be a problem? The public don’t like it. Did we mention Bullingdon? Is he too much of a toff? ” etc in a tight loop.
Talk about trying to create the narrative, they aren’t even pretending. Fuckers.
Pleeeeeeeeease Dave, fuck them up once you get your feet under the table.
They are desparate – even speculating on what will happen if Dave cannot sell the deal to his party. LISTEN – IT’S OVER!!!!
This was posted earlier by Revolting Peasant it’s to good to waste so i’ll put it on again
i’ve added some text
Gordon what we going to do for money ?
Dont worry Sarah i’ve found a job it’s not much but with all the benifits that i put in place we should get bye
it’s just what i like
getting about,meeting people and dealing with the big issues !
http://i44.tinypic.com/qx9dzn.jpg
…. and do you think he could make a success of that?
Gizza job
I thought he did a very good job!
For the Soviets.
Never before has one person ever cost this Country so much in so short a time. He will be consigned to the scrapheap of failed individuals of all time. Brown lived a lie, and now without the protection of his close cabal and the main pillars of the establishment he will get the retribution that he so richly deserves.
Bets on Sarah and the Basters staying with him beyond Xmas?
just went outside for a smoke, is it just me or are the clouds clearing, the sun seems to beaming down in a wonderful golden way that is making all the birds look like golden angels…..
Smoke of what?
ummm that would telling, but my doctor just called and said i can stop taking the pills now…
Brown, Campbell, Fondlebum, Prescott, Blair, Wheelen…good ridence!
‘I would like to thank my staff, who have been great servants……’
How very New Labour
Oi Blinky! Do you know where Yvette is?
She’s here why ?
sluuurrp sluurrrrp gobble gobble yummmm yummm argh oh ooow argh
I wish someone would explain these references to Yvette and some journalist at the Telegraph, in the Welsh Borders we dont catch metropolitan gossip until it enters the history books. Is it an allusion to Mary Ridddell, who is apparently a bit of a sapphist.
yup – she’s waitin’ for sarah
@ Guido
“Thank you and goodbye.”
Shouldn’t that be “Thank you and fuck off” ?
ps. McMental prattling deluded shit at Labour HQ…
A major priority must be to cut two billion pounds from the BBC’s £ 3,500,000,000 annual expenditure.
End the fucking BARNETT FORMULA NOW – Teach that duplicitous jock Salmond a lesson.
Let London pay for itself
What’s Gordo on about ‘Common Endeavour’, it was ‘lads in smoke-filled rooms talking Fitball! The lying Hunt!
as the mighty Dan once sang (nearly)
We’re gonna break out the hats and hooters
When Jocky fucks off
We’re gonna rev up the motor scooters
When Jocky fucks off home to stay
We’re gonna park in the street
Sleep on the beach and make it
Throw down the jam till the girls say when
Lay down the law and break it (very apt)
When Jocky fucks off…
Good riddance to the cun.t who made Bliar look competent.
I’m still a bit disappointed he was left to wander off of his own accord – wanted to see him dragged kicking & screaming towards a bunch of horses tethered up to drag his pitiful carcass through the streets of london until only his ridiculous smirking jut jawed grin was left like a Caledonian Cheshire cat.
NURSE!!!!
Did he just call Mandelson a cock?
I’m looking for work
I know a bit of rough trade you may be interested in…
Hawiett’s taken over!!
Liebour I will always be!!
Sarah looks so, so tired (listening to Gordon at Labour HQ now).
http://cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com/c71692/media/image/201005/phpr7znADrainbow.JPG
says it all really…
what are we gonna talk about now?
there’s been about 10,000 postings in the last 24 hours, how can we beat that?? I’d also like to thank all of us for doing such a fine job – we got rid of the scttish bastard – yeah, stick that up your ed balls!!!!
I have to laugh at the brinwashed Labour supporters on my Facebook, practically crying at the news.
So looking forward to David Cameron as PM, even though those retards are not.
SPIN, SPIN, or show us your RING !
… at lab hq …..
harm-men-person & mandelspoon are wonderful !!!! Round of appluase….
AAAARRRGGGHHHHHH……..;.
Hawiett’s taken over and for 80% of you your P45s are by the door!!
EMPEROR HIROHITOGORDON BROWN CONFESSES HE IS THE WORST LEADER THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER HAD.One of the very first acts of a new Government to raise money to help repay our chronic debt should be a mass privatisation of the BBC in all its constituent parts.
Before that, however should be an immediate halving of all salaries in that Revenue secure operation that are £200k and north. Just to make it a better and more tempting IPO. Plus all senior managers with a beard to be give immediate gardening leave in preparation of a new COMMERCIAL focus.
My god starting work for the BBC was walking in the pissing rain in a gale force wind when I was 20. bring it back,make them earn it
The homosexual jock slagging the Tories.
YOU FUCKING LOST YOU FUCKING RETARDED SHITBAG.
Amen…
Sarah looking a bit worried now, whilst he’s talking to the faithful. Must be wondering when the drugs will wear off. It could be embarasing.
He laid down his share of office for the sake of his country. It was very moving to see Sarah show that Gordon’s government has brought prosperity – judging by her more than ample rump.
IMF next!
The one eyed mong called Mandelson the rock. Yes, the rock on which the Liebour party floundered
Rock fucking Hudson!
Did Gordon really say that Mandelson is the rock on which the Labour Party is built? Or did Dimbleby misremember.
I said ‘Cock’ not ‘Rock’
Dave is now officially PM.
Can we now shoot all the Lefties? Please?
Go away and don’t darken our doors again.
I’ll finally be reunited with my Sarah.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/13/article-0-0794B1C8000005DC-163_233x318.jpg
Who is that munter, next to the other munter?
Is there a munter and a muntee?
Great news, radio 4 were talking of Brown going to the IMF, that could stand for ‘Internationl Massive Faliures’ club.
Well done Guido, Saluté.
Did broon just say he was “privileged” to meet on the doorstep a girl born on the SAME DAY labour came to power in ’97 ?
And she took part in sure-start etc etc…
Surely she would only be 13 and in school !!!
she probably has 2 kids by now , now that is a sure start!
and wears six in diameter hoolahoop fake gold earrings whilst masticating gum like a cow…
and a nice we dolphin tatto on her ankle . Shes getting sum chinese writting just above her big fat arse next week.
Got a note just thrust into my hand by the NEW GOVERNMENT to inform that my salary is now £ 25,000 per annum.
GULP !
Apparently it’s performance related pay from now on….
Getting rid of Gordon. it was the right thing to do!
I expect all the Labour trolls will be on now, explaining that they didn’t really want a deal with the Lib Dems, didn’t really want power more than anything.
You see, it was all a cunning trap by Glorious Leader Brown, who deliberately lost, so that the people could taste a life without his divine self, and hence desire his return all the more.
Honest.
Still quoting tractor stats in his leaving speech at Labour HQ – and Sarah looks ready to dive in with an injecion
Peter Mandleson! Harriet Harman! Ed Balls! Gordon Brown – can you hear me, Gordon Brown! Your boys took one hell of a beating!
I already did that one mate – but you go ahead, it’s a special day for all of us.
It was the right thing to do
Thank You and in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Wooooooooooo!!! Celebrate good times cu’mon!!! I’ve waited years for this moment!!!
GORDON BROWN, HE’S SUCH A CLOWN
GODFORSAKEN
ONANIST
RESIGNS
DEFIANTLY
OVER
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (VOTE FROM THE PEOPLE)
BUGGER (FINALLY)
REALIZED
ONLY
WANKERS
NEED (HIM)
Hmmm. Hatty not a dep anymore. Which means…
Blinky on BBC1, still chatting shit. Any minute I’ll expect him to say they didn’t lose the election!!
Labour – PLEASE elect Blinky as your new leader! You’ll be out of power for the next thousand years!!!!!
Mandelc’unt now on!!!
This isn’t the end for Labour.
This isn’t even the beginning of the end.
This is the end of the fucking end.
FUCK OFF GORDON YOU CUNТ.
Mandy: “Typical of Gordon to take all the responsibility”
Hmmmm, something about “global”
He always takes responsibility for things that he thinks works but never the blame.
Good riddance.
Mandelson now wearing a haunted look.
I wish it was a hunted look . Anyone for a drag hunt? Tally Hoooooo
YES, YES AND YES!!!!
May the Hoon never darken our doors again.
Good job, well done, Guido.
Mandelc’unt still spinning. I hope this rotten man dies as soon as possible.
And I will add here, thank you Guido for an interesting couple of years, and a rivetting day. Thanks again…
(cuttle) (stare) (walnut)
Fuck off Mandelson!
Mandleson on BBC:
“What you have to know about Labour is we’ve had a very good, very strong and very long innnings.”
Good, strong and very, very long – and now flushed into the sewers with all the other turds and smeared socialist bog roll.
C U N T S
Cameron is now PM
What an idiot, Robinson! Saying that the agreed £10k Personal Allowance will benefit the lowest paid particularly.
Well, unless the Tories have modified that LibDem policy, it benefits Higher Rate Taxpayers by at least twice as much and at a cost of £17 billion when we can least afford it.
get that fucker mangledscum off my fucking screen NOW
Fire up the Quattro. Dave Cam is PM!!!
I am now having a wank. Is that so wrong? If not now, when?
How can you wank and drink champagne at the same time? Are you PJ o’Rourke?
David Cameron is Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
If Cameron starts going twaty on us I coin the name Camerloony Camernutter now.you get some dibs on the copyrights Guido
Phillip, there’s that awful rough Scotsman with his beard at the door, I packed them off before, can you tell them to piss orf this time dearest!
Mandleson on BBC:
“What you have to know about Labour is we’ve had a very good, very strong and very long innings.”
Good, strong and very, very long – and now flushed into the sewers with all the other turds and smeared socialist bog roll.
Why the f**k is Campbell spouting off again ? As an unelected spin doctor ?
followed by mandel….*****t
!Is that all labour have left to represent them ? Unelected spin-doctors ?
One have them having been kicked out of cabinet TWICE for corruption !
Just listening to Bad Al, wondering, what do all those lies do to your soul?
Lie after lie after lie , it can’t be good for your eternal essence, can it?
Just wondering…
Gordon praised Madelsons cock, new Labour and himself were built upon it.
Now McMental Thank you and f*** off and die
Painfully and in great agony..
Dimbleby was born in Surrey[1] and educated at two independent schools, the then Glengorse School in Battle, East Sussex,[2] and Charterhouse School in Godalming, Surrey (where he was a contemporary of Adam Raphael). After learning French in Paris and Italian in Perugia, he read Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford. While at Oxford he was also a member of the Bullingdon Club, a socially exclusive student dining society, and edited the student magazine,
TEARS IN THIS HOUSEHOLD TONIGHT I SAY I SAY TEARS IN THIS HOUSEHOLD TONIGHT.
WE HAVE LOST THE GREATEST PRIME MINISTER THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER SEEN.
I HOPE YOU ENGLISH BASTARDS CHOKE ON YOUR CHAMPAGNE.
willingly, just to piss you off i may have some duty free scotch later too….
Not laughing and so cocky now you fucking skirt wearer are you?
its all we drink down here didnt you know?
Don’t worry- we’ll keep sending the subsidy cheques for a month or two
And we all hope you welfare-grubbing workshy Scotch retard-fuckwits suffocate when you realise the days of sucking on the English teat are over and you have to stand on your own two (left) feet.
Bring back the poll tax – the fairest way to raise local taxes!
Maggie was right – it was a brilliant idea – it was the same work-shy tax avoiding jocks who scuppered that
Labour is out so it’s back to normal. All the unwashed twats will come out of the woodwork and moan that they’ve got to get out of bed on Thursday. Riots because they might have to pay some tax, that sort of thing. First policy to be free one-way train tickets to Scotland.
Send them all to Palestine the pals need all the food and human shields they can get and the IDF could do with more target practice.
Why did the bbc show the number plates of Broon and Cams cars and security cars?
there has been a few incidents over the past few days,can’t mention them but heads should roll.
Just done it again. Wouldn’t have happened in my day
we now know were dat misteer cleegg lives we does he go boom boom soon
Hmmn – that reminds me that there were reports last Friday of police cars going around in (I think it was) parts of Wales with a loudhailer thanking people for voting Labour. Police are not allowed to be partial.
Technician responsible out of its head on meow-meow and sobbing to hard to operate editing suite, that’s why!
Dimbleby was born in Surrey[1] and educated at two independent schools, the then Glengorse School in Battle, East Sussex,[2] and Charterhouse School in Godalming, Surrey (where he was a contemporary of Adam Raphael). After learning French in Paris and Italian in Perugia, he read Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford. While at Oxford he was also a member of the Bullingdon Club, a socially exclusive student dining society, and edited the student magazine,
THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER!
Dimbleby asks Heseltine what will Cameron do first. Heseltine says: security briefing, followed by telephone calls from overseas leaders.
May I suggest then:
* cancel ID cards
* invite the IMF in to do an audit, so we know how big the bill is
I’d crack open a bottle or three, give Sam one, maybe two, and then christen the khazi with a pan-blocker.
maybe he’ll do that later
you wouldn’t poke the babies head with your cock would you? you sicko!
There are ways around that….
I like abit of dirt track action myself
Boys! please, there are ladies present.
Well, women.
Getting shitfaced on cahmea;ggh sorry, champagne.
Oh shit!
* deal with the BBC
= flog the BBC
Looks like McScum left before the deal was done. A prat to the last
Gordon Brown taking a bath.
Extracting Nick Robinson with a garlic and mustard douche!!
Drain rods will be needed, with the spiral brass ending.
Top Tooty outside No 10?
Yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam Boultons words on sky news were like poetry to my ears ‘the end of New Labour’.
Top Totty outside No 10?
wish I was there in Downing St cheering, it’s 1am in India now but I’ve got to stay up and see this wonderful moment
KnightDamehood for Gillian DuffyNever in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many, etc.
Photo of Queen and Cameron She looks Really Pleased
or maybe she hasn’t stopped laughing since the Cyclops McMong Left !
great masonic handshake there
hoove on hoove
sick fuckers
Dimbleby just referred to No. 11 staff as looking like catering staff.
Toenails talking gibberish about Tories being expected to wear spats.
Beeboids are suffering.
Thanks a bunch, Gordon
Liz looked over the moon
Cameron helps Sam in and out of the car. Gordon leaves Sarah to catch up.
Who would you rather follow into the back of a Jag?
And you definitely CAN in the back of a Jag …. bit of a problem though with all the world’s press an that…..
The End of New Labour!!!!!
The really joyously wonderful thing is that the twats at the Guardian came out for Cleggy and helped bring this day to pass.
So let’s hope Dave takes a knife to that particular advertising spend on Day 1.
Cameron on his way to No10!!!!!
Congratulations to Mr Cameron on becoming Prime Minister.
Instructions to follow in the post.
Fuck off !
Yes, we CAM!!!
Bang out of order Cam is having to stop and being surrounded by media.were the fuck are security
PRIME MINISTER Cameron leaves the Palace. NO FUCKING POLICE OUTRIDERS!! Where the fuck is his security??
sack the Met commander
Absolutely crazy – no security ! Anyone nutter could have taken their chance!
And the beeb keeps showing the number plates
With the result that several photographers nearly got run over by Cameron’s car outside Buckingham Palace on the way back to Downing Street.
The outriders obviously took early retirement just after the dropped wee Gordo off – or perhaps they are receiving counselling.
Yes, Prime Minister!
Kiss hands ?? I’m used to kissing ass !!
Oooooh you ar awful, Mandy!
Her Majesty looks lovely – and jolly happy.
She will sleep easy knowing Gordon is no longer smashing up the country.
Were you up for the end of New Labour!!!!!!!!
How long before Obama calls Cam and says..
“Thank fuck you finally got rid of the McSnot twat”
??
Doesn’t the Queen looked pleased in the photo.
delirious ? maybe dunno seems the botox worked, bless her tho she has just had to see mcsnotty and that would fuck anyones day
Dimbleby has forgotten that he said he was going to check and tell us, when Cameron left the Palace, whether or not the guards saluted.
The guards did salute.
they did. I saw it.Are they jocks?
Don’t know who’s turn is it to guard her maj
To all you benefit cheats and dole scum, you criminals that have got away so easily, you quangocrats & union bosses, you immigrants waiting in Calais…
GAME OVER !!!
WE ARE TAKING OUR COUNTRY BACK.
REJOICE, REJOICE, REJOICE
Excellent sentiments in most respects, but plain silly to label all of the unemployed as “Dole scum”.
fuck off tat you tramp
New Labour – As gracious as ever, disgusting creatures!
Cam opened the door for Sam, more than Broon would have done!!
Her bump is really showing
+++TAT FREAKS OUT, BLOWS FUSE+++NO SIGN OF HIS BLOG+++LOSES TITLE OF “TOP BOY”+++SULKS IN HIS BEDROOM+++HIS MUM CALLS UP THE STAIRS, DO YOU WANT YOUR SUPPER OR NOT+++THEN SHE SAYS, “I GOT YOU A TUBE OF CLEARASIL EXTRA AT BOOTS”+++TO BE UPDATED+++
Cameron can’t mention Browns name…….
hahahaha
Prime Minister Cameron has gotta be joking over the last incumbents
Gordo please note. no 36 point magic marker notes!!
Now the ole bastard is gone, I miss him.
There is a little void in my life. It’s as if I need to find a new hate figure….what’s that? who? Harriet Harpy?! No fuckin’ way…. phew I feel relieved that this hoon in waiting is destined to become the new hate figure! Long live the witch!
What am I gonna do all day now…?
Suppose the fuckin’ lawns will have to be cut
HAHAHAHA GAME OVER JONTY GAME OVER
GERRYMANDERING SCOTTISH IMBECILE FINALLY EVICTED FROM 10, DOWNING STREET. MASSIVE PILE OF ENORMOUS BILLS FOUND UNPAID STASHED IN DRAWERS.
Fumigaters & Special Bogey Removal teams to be called to Number 10 immediately.
The air feels a lot fresher all of a sudden,I wonder if Prime Minister Cameron has been using the pledge polish at number 10
does pledge polish remove snotty snail trails?
TaT is outside Downing St with a Vote Labour sign.
Expect to see a lot of civil unrest now all stoked up by the militant Labour activists and Unions. It’s their favourite tactic when they can’t get their own way.
Exactly. Cameron’s too nice. Liebour isn’t dead, the f*cking treasonous scum will now be hell bent on destroying any good he tries to do.
How wonderful. Cheers all!
That’s stuck it up Salmond’s skirt too just after he was being his smugness earlier on.
Salmond is a very intelligent chap and an accomplised politician, but he has made a serious error of judgement by appearing so desperate to get into bed with Labour. He should have played it more low key. The SNP will lose a great number of votes next year because of this error and will almost certainly lose control in Scotland to Scottish Labour .
bollocks. There is no such thing as Scottish Labour only London Labour. They are stuffed in Scotland.
2039: The Daily Mirror’s Kevin Maguire jokes: “Cameron’s useless. Been PM for 10 minutes and he’s done nothing. Absolutely nothing.” Read Kevin Maguire tweets.
Toilets, look under trap 2 please!
A deep sense of gloom and despair is now gone, suddenly. People feel and seem happier. Hope begins to spring forth from every fibre of the Nation’s being where it had become an arid desert. The Country can, once again, move forward with confidence into the broad sunlit uplands.
New Labour is dead; we all pray Labour ( Old and New ) are destroyed for ever.
A fucking Men!
What was in those duffel bags?
I’m extricated!
FFS, Further is still up there, the garlic and mustard douche didn’t loosen him.
It’ll call for Scotch Broth and Bird’s Eye chilli enema and gargle, check with the Arbroath Apothecary!
Does Gareth Thomas mean ‘apposite’ ? (153) Always ignore lefties with intellectual pretensions.
Dave please sweep the BBC clean of the shit and force them to bring back Tomorrows World and OU on sunday mornings, then cut the license fee by 50%.
Also that copper who murdered Ian Tomlinson must be send down for life.
p.s. Sam Cam is hot
LOL
And the Gruniard!
Get two birds with one stone: make it a rule that Jobs for the BBC cannot be advertised solely, or not at all, in the Guardian. Job done.
Can’t listen to BBC now, sick making, expect them to ask if its true that the first thing Cameron did on entering No 10 was to punch a fox, i.e. creating the narrative.
If you think the BBC has been anti-tory so far, you haven’t seen anything yet. Like all Lefties, they believe they are on the side of the angels, so everything is justified.
Wonder how long its going to take him to understand that you can’t be reasonable with the BBC (his default position is to be reasonable on all things).
The BBC need to be put down, they are a nest of vipers. They seek his destruction above all else, certainly above the stability and welfare of this country, which they seem to have no allegiance for.
Time to review the licence fee
United promoted on Saturday. Brown out and a Conservative (led) government on Tuesday. The best week for at least a quarter of my life.
They’ll be dancing in the street in Henley-on-Thames tonight.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Lest we forget what a Labour Govt is like. Never again!!!
Sal.
Can I have fries with that please Gordon.
Anyone else spot Cam feeling up Sam’s tity on the way in thriought the door. Must have been accidental – not
They’re at it as I write. Humping on every bit of furniture.
I bet he is going to fuck her brains out tonight. I mean, it would be rude not to.
Mate, she’s six months gone. Where are you from, Wales?
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….David Steel, Jeremy Poofter, Go back to your Hunts!
Bring your Post Liebour World to life – Cameron 7, seven Tory years!
Alleluja! Thank God they’re out – the whole yobby lot who’ve done untold harm to the UK.
I hope they dowse everything at No 10 in Domestos before the Cams dare to spend the night there
So long, Gordon, so long.
Long? The last 13 years has seemed like a bloody eternity!
Thank God it’s over.
I will sleep soundly tonight.
Well it’s good to see the back of the devious, dysfunctional, deranged, deceitful, dithering, duplicitous, dangerous dreadful, dishonest and just plain daft McTwat. The man who sold the country’s gold, stole my pension, frittered the taxpayer’s money, plotted and connived against his boss for years, pretended to know what he was doing and so on and so forth.
I will not miss him one bit. The man was a shit when he was born, he was a shit when he got the Chancellor’s job, he was a shit when he wangled the PM’s job and he’s a shit now. He deserves nothing and is owed nothing by the people of Britain. He is, without doubt, the worst PM the country ever had.
Thank god he’s out of it…
I pity his poor kids.
His kids will be anything but poor!
they’re not even his !
With you all the way on that 50 Calibre
HERE HERE!!
well said that man
Hmmm, have you noticed that Dave is being super generous with the Lib Dems, i.e. more than he needs to be?
I suspect its all part of his love bombing, i.e. bring the lib dems so far into government that they become part of the Tory party. Makes you think…
He has them totally by the short and curlies.
They now know that they need him an awful lot more than he needs them.
The rump of the liebour party will be spending the next six months electing Harriet to be their leaderene….and the bearded and sandalled ones have nowhere else to go………
We’re waiting for Cameron to appear on the BEEB. He asked those waiiting inside number 10 for a “few emotional moments” with the wife. He then took her off and gave her one.
Has Jack F Straw passed away?
Well I laid down a 1997 Margaux when Blair was elected in 1997 in remembrance of Major’s government going down without a trace.
I eyed it up in 2001, 5 and now.
Fuck me it tasted fucking special watching McSnot fucking off out of office. Yes you you Scots Hunt, fuck off out of office. Four months time? Right fucking now you twat.
Tomorrow, unwinding Labour’s “legacy” will begin.
It’s morning in Britain. Thank you God.
Hi Anon, great minds think alike. I’ve cracked some 1996 Clos de Vougeot tonight to celebrate McBroon’s long-awaited demise, and boy did both taste good.
Mrs St George has had a bit too much of it though, and is now threatening to sue somebody called Hadrian for “not having built his wall high enough to keep the fucking Jock spongers out”.
Once we’ve shafted that fat, slimy, duplicitous, opportunistic toad Salmond, we can start on the Taffs – Kinnock the Welsh Windbag first up for the scaffold.
Can I be the 10,000,000th to say ‘Fuck off’ to Brown.
FFS, my wife thinks she looks like Sam Cam, whereas I think she looks more like Dave. Still, beggars can’t be choosers.
The rainbow over Buckingham Palace and the sunshine after a largely gloomy day showed that they are smiling even on Olympus that the evil Scottish fuckwit has finally gone. Hunt.
When he dies I will go and piss on his grave. I hope my opportunity will come soon.
Question:
Where does Gordon actually sleep tonight?
No -Don’t be silly this is a serious question.
I think they turfed him out of the limo at Victoria coach station and he’s now on the overnight National Express to Kirkcaldy
Kirkaldy is terrible hell-hole of a grey uninteresting town,.
I was evacuated there during WW2.
It has nothing to recommend it and even less if the Broons are moving in.
Gordon….sleep? He doesn’t sleep. Gordon returns each night to a red silk lined casket in the attic, you know, the one with a creaking lid and a silver plate that glints in the moonlight….as an owl hoots…a lone wolf howls…and bats fly squeaking above.
Premier Inn?
bye bye Gordy
you wont be missed.
now how do we get rid of that parasite Cleggover
Give it six months when all the Labour lies about the Tories are proven to be just that, then the Tories will call another election.
Then the Liberals can wait another 70 years.
A big thank you Guido. Your blog has been a great comfort and refuge for me over the last 2 years of ‘The Terror’, kept the hope going. XX
Right… now the fookin shitehawk has departed his bunker … what’s this small matter of some compromising material related to Dr Kelly ?
Can we arrest the Bastard yet , followed by Lady Mandelscum ….. ??????
REVENGE, PEOPLE , WE CRAVE REVENGE……
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mandlescum sacks brown
I do just wonder if the Brown term and subsequent election wasn’t the ultimate F*** you from the Scots to the English. Or put it another way: hubris, nemesis, banana skin. It looks like there will have to be a new winner of the Sixtus Beckmesser Gob Shite of the Year Award.
i can’t wait for the connections between the ‘governmental’ advertising budget and “Labour” supporting media outlets to be investigated.
Then there are the postal votes needing to be looked at.
Then the links between ‘government’ funding of NGO’s and NGO’s taking part in political work.
Then there are the books. Will they show that Brown lied to the house and the public over the last decade.
I will be even happier when he is in prison.
No peerage for this Hunt.
sure but the Tories will keep it hushed up out of some sense of decency fuk knows why imagine what blinky,campbell and mandy would do if the other way round
To paraphrase Gordon Brown, if I may. Gordon, Fcuk you and fcuk off!!
You are so ungrateful, who else would have ruined the pensions, stolen and wasted all your money, left the country in debt for generations, swamped the country with sponging immigrants, murdered our soldiers with lack of equipment and turned our towns and cities into drunken battle zones. You should be thanking me and I’m proud of my record.
wow his bitch looks pissed off.
good.
I know it’s late – but thank fuck for that.
I despair at the Hunts who voted for him.
They lied to take us to war, they colluded in torture. Those alone should have been enough to put them out of the scene.
Dave`s 1st call from Obahma kick in the teath for Gordoom who had to 141 before calling the whitehouse
Was that the Kitchen?
Goodbye twat bollocks.
Political editor on BBc paper review
Poor gordon moves out he is only got a small flat
Tough shit! Bovered am I well bovered
Claim fucking benefits then you twat….just like you made everyone else do
Now fuck off
No doubt the professional commentators will say that Brown left with pride and dignity – did he fuck!
My grandparents told me about how the weak leadership of Chamberlain led us to catastrophe, and I’ll have to tell mine about the fool who bankrupted the country.
Good riddance you shameless useless bastard.
Advance Britannia, Long live the cause of freedom. God save the Queen!
On behalf of the silent majority, may I say FUCK OFF YOU ONE EYED Hunt AND PISS OFF BACK TO SNP LAND FOREVER.
Just wanted to say, thank f*ck for that, can’t believe it’s all over. Let the bastards tear themselves a new one over Summer.
Amazing to think We’ve had a new PM for several hours now yet the Beeb seems to be concentrating most of it’s time broadcasting – “Brown resigns” – “Browns resignation speech outside downing street” – “Brown resignation speech somewhere else” – “Mandy talking about Brown resigning” etc etc etc. Nice to see some things haven’t changed eh?
There was an anti liebore vid released last year set to Lilly Allen’s ‘F*ck You’. I’m off to scour the net for the thing and raise a glass to it.
BLOODY HELL, WE’RE FREE!
And now for a more serious matter.
Can some kind person please start a public subscription so that a statue may be errected to Mrs. Duffy?
Is the Gorgon still the MP for Kirkaldy? if so, the mong will probably sulk at home doing not very much for a very comfortable 65 grand a year won’t he?
I noted that he dragged two children out with him lest anyone shout any obscenities.
Awful man. Good riddance.
Yes, funny how their privacy was of the utmost importance for the last 6/8 years, then when he wants to pretend how he’s fine about leaving, he wheels them out like props.
Just when you think he can sink no lower, he reaches new lows.
What a despicable man. I feel sorry for his kids.
I can’t believe wretched Brown and Labour are gone and Cameron now PM. I can begin to sleep peacefully again, no more of the constant stress and anger of
13 miserable years under Labour.
Freedom. Blimey.
Yes, happy days.
Won’t quite believe it until the first PMQs and we see Labour impotent and powerless on opposition benches tho.
hope he sticks his moral compass up his arse and heads magnetic north
I just cannot understand why they didn’t dig a shallow grave in No. 10′s garden and pour petrol over the bastard.
Now just watch the commie bastard accept knighthood.
The history books will tell of the sweet little old lady Ms Gillian Duffy and her not so small part in bringing down a government,
and quote,” I was only popping down the shops for a pint of milk”
Wouldnt it be nice to have that google eyed Balls as the next labour leader.Give us something to look forward to Blogg about in the future. Cant wait to see the next installments. He He He.
No wonder Gordon has never let the cameras catch sight of his sons.
They don’t look anything like him.
I wonder why?
Piece of piss how to save money, cancel all non jobs advertised in the Guardian over the last thirteen years.
Apologies Guido, I was elsewhere last night celebrating our collective release. How we rejoiced when the one-eyed Scottish c/nt finally resigned. I enjoyed the resignation speech (which was just a tad self serving and a tad too long to be taken very seriously by anybody sensible) but what he actually said was as follows:
I loved the job for its potential to make this country I love fairer, more tolerant, more green, more democratic, more prosperous and more just….
Not that the unelected c/nt actually did any of these things, it was just that the job had the potential to do these things. Gordon Brown has been a complete an unmitigated disaster for this country (England) there is not one single thing that I could say about him with any good connotations other than he is GONE!
Good riddance.