May 6th, 2010

Politics of Pole Dancing


  1. 1
    margaret beckett says:



  2. 2
    Call me Infidel says:

    Thunder thighs are go!


  3. 4
    Ken Woodchef says:

    I soiled my ballot


  4. 5
    Harriet Harmammaries says:

    We should have more tits in Parliament.


  5. 7
    Culloden says:

    Nice legs, shame about the boat race.

    London’s commuters are the dullest bunch of c***s on the planet.


    • 32
      Cheer's fellow window lickers and whatever the female is for lickers. says:

      As 98% of them are immigrants and don’t have a clue what is going on.


    • 49

      Dull is right, i’d have been bogling along with them. Dave looked well sexy, she’d deffo get it.

      The lucky, lucky girl.


  6. 8
    the poles says:

    Thought you might have some juicy titbits about how the election was going, or have you been embargoed too?


  7. 9
    Wishing he hadn't seen that.... says:

    Anyone else find that disturbing?


  8. 10
    Passenger on The Misery Line says:

    They’re just clinging to the polls.


  9. 11
    Harriet Harman says:


    what horrible vile men you are!

    why dont you like my veiny cement bags??!!


  10. 12
    arthur says:

    londoners are a very dour race


  11. 13
    downtown says:

    So what country was this filmed in?


  12. 19
    I couldn't help noticing that............ says:

    Not many Bee En Pee voters on that train.


    • 54
      Seventies Survivor says:

      There aren’t many, full stop. Thank God.


    • 71
      Nick Grifter says:

      We haven’t gone away, folks. There’s still plenty of time to vote for ethnic cleansing if that’s what floats your boat. Does anyone read this shite?


  13. 21

    On previous post someone asked what to get for Gordon’s leaving present.
    Saw this and thought of you…

    After all he did run such an effective campaign


  14. 23
    Don Keydik says:

    Just like to say Guido, it’s been a pleasure following this blog over the last few months and, I hope your dream comes true for the total castration of Balls.


    • 28
      Cheer's fellow window lickers and whatever the female is for lickers. says:

      second that


    • 30
      Susie says:

      Seconded. Only thing that has kept my morale up and guaranteed a good laugh every day — strangely I discovered Guido through a comment link on Toenail’s blog… the BBC were more complacent in those days and allowed them.


    • 73
      Mr Slater's Parrot says:

      RAAAAAAAAARRRRKK!!! (squeetle) NOT’ALF!!! (ting)


    • 78
      Pickled Liver and Onions says:

      Fourthed. Keep it up, Guido. Could your moderators go a bit easier on those of us that can’t help mentioning our drinking habits, though?


    • 82
      Alan Mullet says:

      Can we mention a*l*c*o*h*o*l on here?


  15. 24
    Susie says:

    My poll attire was a blue hoodie bought from our local hunt with their logo on the back, blue jeans and a Help for Heroes wristband.

    I looked at it as I voted and thought ‘revenge is best served cold, take that, you Liebour bastards…’


  16. 25
    Cheer's fellow window lickers and whatever the female is for lickers. says:

    Fuck off Guido. I was ok untill I saw that


  17. 27
    Miss Anna Grammar says:

    Politics of Pole Dancing = A Concised Flipping Tool

    (for second mortgages, presumably)

    Have a good evening tonight Guido!


  18. 34
    Not a member of the NUS says:

    Who is up for a shag?


  19. 35
    The last days of Labour says:

    Just voted for Conservative. Don’t vote Calamity! Stop McDoom and ZaNew Liebore getting back in!


  20. 38
    Yvette Blooper says:

    Please don’t kick out my husband. He’s a nice man really.


  21. 40
    Dog With No Nose says:

    I could almost smell them.


  22. 41

    Apparently they are pollsters from Mori. They count the trouser tents per carriage and then post the results.


  23. 42
    Martin Day says:

    Love it !! Not condoning this but: ultimate hardcore Sun Obama spoof NSFW


  24. 43
    Old Archer says:

    Well I was going to vote UKIP. But letting Labour back in was too much of a danger so I went blue


  25. 44
    dick van dyke says:

    so am i


  26. 45
    Harriet Harman says:

    This time tomorrow, I’ll be your PM! I hope you’ll all love me!


    • 77
      Iff says:

      Only if you wear crotchless knickers and pole dance for me.


    • 80
      David Abrahams says:

      Harriet, does that include me too?
      All is forgiven my sweet?
      Hopefully people will have forgotten me by now.


  27. 46
    Not a member of the NUS says:

    A durty durty durty durty shag?


  28. 48
    Right Bastard says:


    Millipede and Crudarse to lead Zanulab back from the wilderness.


    • 67
      .243 Win says:

      Which particular wilderness would that be ? The Mare Varporum ?


    • 81
      Mdme Defarge. says:

      That’s it then. They are finished. Still think the Labour vote will be worse than predicted. Cameron for a working majority.


  29. 52

    Those two will do anything for power.


  30. 53
    Hugh Janus says:

    How not to canvass:


    • 70
      The only B*NP in the village says:

      get ready for deletion,I put it on last night and Guido wiped it.


      • 97

        A clear case of self defence !


        • 102
          SARAH BROWN says:

          a couple of years ago it was really bad around oldham the council banned the flags on st georges day and sent council workers round the streets to take them down
          and asians were attacking white people just for walking down their street etc


    • 76
      On The Nose says:

      Looks like he has been training at the same NuLiebor gym that Prescott goes to.


    • 89
      Old Goat says:

      what country is this in?


  31. 55
    Sarah Beard says:

    Tomorrow, I’ll be reunited with my friend in Kent.


  32. 57
    I luv bubble butts says:

    I need to lie down…


  33. 60
    Manlickscum & Sweaty Balls says:

    Oh ya whoore!


  34. 61

    Can we have a NSFW on the clips please, some us are at work skiving reading your site


  35. 64
    Nancee Friday says:

    I think I will have a day off tomorrow. Hangover!


  36. 69
    Abdul Jihad says:

    Me and my 52,000 relatives haves send the postal votings to guaranteeing Labours wins! Death to all non-Muslims! But please givings us free benefits first.


    • 107
      Gordon Brown says:

      Death to the bigots! Long live the Jihad, may Allah be triumphant in England.


  37. 74
    The Streets says:

    definately not up to scratch


  38. 75
    Andrea Dworkin says:

    Dirty Bastards!


  39. 83
    Brown the man who dreams in a bog says:

    Smears where’s me fecking smears? Guido ya bam. I smear my way to power.


  40. 88
    80's rap music flashback says:

    I love big butts/ And that ain’t no lie / And all you other brothers can’t deny


  41. 90
    Red_Till_I'm_Dead says:

    Early exit polls reveal 7% swing to Labour!!


  42. 91 says:

    Don’t think we have forgot you, We are going to set an even bigger volcano off next week.


  43. 94
    prevert says:

    Which one was Harman?


  44. 95
    Party says:

    New times.New Hopes, New horizons.


  45. 96
    D L George says:

    Ah, the electoral race in the form of dance.

    Where’s leggy Cleggy?

    On another note, GF met a girl She knew this morning, She asked Her if She was going to vote, She said,
    “Maybe, but I’m not voting for those Conservatives, they’ll cut my child benefits”.

    Liebore and the British media have a lot to answer for.


  46. 104
    SARAH BROWN says:

    I’ll be glad when this election is all over
    so i can spend more time with my hero !
    but i’ll have to pop back from Kent at the weekends
    to visit Gordon and the children !


  47. 106
    jgm2 says:

    Bloody hell.

    I’ll be generous and say that the camera seems to have put a few pounds on those girls legs but to me they look like something normally seen wandering up the High Street underneath some muffin-topped skank stuffing doughnuts from a Greggs bakery paper bag.


    • 109
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      In a month I will be spoiled for choice again looking at some really tasty women from all over Europe walking about absolutely starkers on the shores of the Adriatic. It’s a hard job but someone has to do it. These girls don’t do much for me either.


  48. 108
    The left, right,centrist shite says:

    More fool anyone who gets caught up in this politico shite.

    Im off to my local prossy cum this evening… will the cameroons make it any cheaper ~ i think not.


  49. 114
    Mexican Tom says:

    Many congrats Guido – has been great to read this blog over last few weeks; you provide a a tremendous service to us all.

    England expects Balls to fall – I can’t begin to describe the pleasure his loss will bring to a modest, hard working household down here in North Wiltshire. Bring it on.


  50. 115
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    You lie a well upholstered woman
    Whicj was your fav of the two?


  51. 116
    Cocklecarrot says:

    But even if Teddy Bollocks falls, his fragrant partner Evil Cooper will still be wearing the trousers, unless he gets them off quickly.


  52. 119
    Eddie Booth from Love Thy Neighbour says:

    Two cellulite hos – 100% guaranteed. You can bang these East Europeans for around £100 in my experience.


  53. 120
    Cassandrina says:

    Went in to vote this morning and as usual asked if the Monster Raving Loony Party was available.
    Then I remembered that they are in power until tomorrow.


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“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”

Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!

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