May 6th, 2010

Politics of Pole Dancing


120 Comments

  1. 1
    margaret beckett says:

    Caravans

  2. 2
    Call me Infidel says:

    Thunder thighs are go!

  3. 3
    Auntie May says:

    Is this the winner of the Turner Prize?

  4. 4
    Ken Woodchef says:

    I soiled my ballot

  5. 5
    Harriet Harmammaries says:

    We should have more tits in Parliament.

  6. 6
    Mr Plum says:

    Didn’t bother showing a bit of Clegg

  7. 7
    Culloden says:

    Nice legs, shame about the boat race.

    London’s commuters are the dullest bunch of c***s on the planet.

  8. 8
    the poles says:

    Thought you might have some juicy titbits about how the election was going, or have you been embargoed too?

  9. 9
    Wishing he hadn't seen that.... says:

    Anyone else find that disturbing?

  10. 10
    Passenger on The Misery Line says:

    They’re just clinging to the polls.

  11. 11
    Harriet Harman says:

    DISGUSTING!

    what horrible vile men you are!

    why dont you like my veiny cement bags??!!

  12. 12
    arthur says:

    londoners are a very dour race

  13. 13
    downtown says:

    So what country was this filmed in?

  14. 14
    apples says:

    Not very many cockneys to be seen on there mate.

  15. 15
    Fatty Prescott says:

    Sausages (and pies)

  16. 16
    Gordo McBust says:

    Makes a change from my underwear.

  17. 17
    Tory Dan says:

    London I believe.

  18. 18
    arthur says:

    who was talking about cockneys

  19. 19
    I couldn't help noticing that............ says:

    Not many Bee En Pee voters on that train.

  20. 20
    Hugh Janus says:

    646 not enough for you??

  21. 21

    On previous post someone asked what to get for Gordon’s leaving present.
    Saw this and thought of you…

    After all he did run such an effective campaign

  22. 22
    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    I’ve just lost my lunch

  23. 23
    Don Keydik says:

    Just like to say Guido, it’s been a pleasure following this blog over the last few months and, I hope your dream comes true for the total castration of Balls.

  24. 24
    Susie says:

    My poll attire was a blue hoodie bought from our local hunt with their logo on the back, blue jeans and a Help for Heroes wristband.

    I looked at it as I voted and thought ‘revenge is best served cold, take that, you Liebour bastards…’

  25. 25
    Cheer's fellow window lickers and whatever the female is for lickers. says:

    Fuck off Guido. I was ok untill I saw that

  26. 26
    downtown says:

    Oh yeah, silly me.

  27. 27
    Miss Anna Grammar says:

    Politics of Pole Dancing = A Concised Flipping Tool

    (for second mortgages, presumably)

    Have a good evening tonight Guido!

  28. 28
    Cheer's fellow window lickers and whatever the female is for lickers. says:

    second that

  29. 29
    Abdul says:

    I’m a cockney.

  30. 30
    Susie says:

    Seconded. Only thing that has kept my morale up and guaranteed a good laugh every day — strangely I discovered Guido through a comment link on Toenail’s blog… the BBC were more complacent in those days and allowed them.

  31. 31
    Marshal Shaposhnikov says:

    I think I saw a Somali pirate at 2.20 in. You british are crap, we’ll ‘ave im.

  32. 32
    Cheer's fellow window lickers and whatever the female is for lickers. says:

    As 98% of them are immigrants and don’t have a clue what is going on.

  33. 33
    Formerly EC1 PhD says:

    Nice one

  34. 34
    Not a member of the NUS says:

    Who is up for a shag?

  35. 35
    The last days of Labour says:

    Just voted for Conservative. Don’t vote Calamity! Stop McDoom and ZaNew Liebore getting back in!

  36. 36
    Right Bastard says:

    650 this time.

  37. 37
    Stanislav says:

    So am I

  38. 38
    Yvette Blooper says:

    Please don’t kick out my husband. He’s a nice man really.

  39. 39
    Jack Dromey says:

    I’d say they’re more like a cricket ball inside football sock.

  40. 40
    Dog With No Nose says:

    I could almost smell them.

  41. 41

    Apparently they are pollsters from Mori. They count the trouser tents per carriage and then post the results.

  42. 42
    Martin Day says:

    Love it !! Not condoning this but: ultimate hardcore Sun Obama spoof NSFW http://tweetphoto.com/21285877

  43. 43
    Old Archer says:

    Well I was going to vote UKIP. But letting Labour back in was too much of a danger so I went blue

  44. 44
    dick van dyke says:

    so am i

  45. 45
    Harriet Harman says:

    This time tomorrow, I’ll be your PM! I hope you’ll all love me!

  46. 46
    Not a member of the NUS says:

    A durty durty durty durty shag?

  47. 47
    Big Dave says:

    Me me me!

  48. 48
    Right Bastard says:

    *BREAKING NEWS*

    Millipede and Crudarse to lead Zanulab back from the wilderness.

  49. 49

    Dull is right, i’d have been bogling along with them. Dave looked well sexy, she’d deffo get it.

    The lucky, lucky girl.

  50. 50
    Old Archer says:

    big copy right infringement case going off over that image stateside

  51. 51
    Monty Python says:

    Off with the goolies!

  52. 52

    Those two will do anything for power.

  53. 53
    Hugh Janus says:

    How not to canvass:

  54. 54
    Seventies Survivor says:

    There aren’t many, full stop. Thank God.

  55. 55
    Sarah Beard says:

    Tomorrow, I’ll be reunited with my friend in Kent.

  56. 56
    Old Fart says:

    My knees are cocked

  57. 57
    I luv bubble butts says:

    I need to lie down…

  58. 58
    Ampers says:

    I thought they had cleggs that went all the way up to their … :-)

  59. 59
    Hugh Janus says:

    And there was I thinking that the number might be shrinking. Fat chance!

  60. 60
    Manlickscum & Sweaty Balls says:

    Oh ya whoore!

  61. 61

    Can we have a NSFW on the clips please, some us are at work skiving reading your site

  62. 62

    I found the gordon brown girl fucking offensive, but the dave girl – phwoarrr!

    I might be ill.

  63. 63
    gloater says:

    Too late retard, it’s the Sun wot’s won it.

  64. 64
    Nancee Friday says:

    I think I will have a day off tomorrow. Hangover!

  65. 65
    Old Fart says:

    Isn’t that the country that is ruled by Scotland, Wales and N. Ireland or am I just losing my marbles?

  66. 66
    dick van dyke says says:

    the wind is changing

  67. 67
    .243 Win says:

    Which particular wilderness would that be ? The Mare Varporum ?

  68. 68
    Bitch says:

    Dickless van dyke is a fag

  69. 69
    Abdul Jihad says:

    Me and my 52,000 relatives haves send the postal votings to guaranteeing Labours wins! Death to all non-Muslims! But please givings us free benefits first.

  70. 70
    The only B*NP in the village says:

    get ready for deletion,I put it on last night and Guido wiped it.

  71. 71
    Nick Grifter says:

    We haven’t gone away, folks. There’s still plenty of time to vote for ethnic cleansing if that’s what floats your boat. Does anyone read this shite?

  72. 72
    Gorgon Brhoon in skimpy knickers says:

    Freedom at last to do what I really want to do – having fucked UK.

  73. 73
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    RAAAAAAAAARRRRKK!!! (squeetle) NOT’ALF!!! (ting)

  74. 74
    The Streets says:

    definately not up to scratch

  75. 75
    Andrea Dworkin says:

    Dirty Bastards!

  76. 76
    On The Nose says:

    Looks like he has been training at the same NuLiebor gym that Prescott goes to.

  77. 77
    Iff says:

    Only if you wear crotchless knickers and pole dance for me.

  78. 78
    Pickled Liver and Onions says:

    Fourthed. Keep it up, Guido. Could your moderators go a bit easier on those of us that can’t help mentioning our drinking habits, though?

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    Class Susie – sheer class

  80. 80
    David Abrahams says:

    Harriet, does that include me too?
    All is forgiven my sweet?
    Hopefully people will have forgotten me by now.

  81. 81
    Mdme Defarge. says:

    That’s it then. They are finished. Still think the Labour vote will be worse than predicted. Cameron for a working majority.

  82. 82
    Alan Mullet says:

    Can we mention a*l*c*o*h*o*l on here?

  83. 83
    Brown the man who dreams in a bog says:

    Smears where’s me fecking smears? Guido ya bam. I smear my way to power.

  84. 84
    Mary Louisa 27/12/ 1946 says:

    Poll-ee Toynbee?

  85. 85
    Alan Mullet says:

    Is Guido an a*l*c*o*h*o*l*i*c then? LMAO!!

  86. 86
    Old Goat says:

    are you into old goats

  87. 87
    Old Goat says:

    oops,sorry,that was meant to Suse from an old goat,oh forget it

  88. 88
    80's rap music flashback says:

    I love big butts/ And that ain’t no lie / And all you other brothers can’t deny

  89. 89
    Old Goat says:

    what country is this in?

  90. 90
    Red_Till_I'm_Dead says:

    Early exit polls reveal 7% swing to Labour!!

  91. 91
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pyOJgNnvYo says:

    Don’t think we have forgot you, We are going to set an even bigger volcano off next week.

  92. 92
    waynetta says:

    Wake up luv you’ve got a boner, shame to waste it.

  93. 93
    Loon watch says:

    ha ha

  94. 94
    prevert says:

    Which one was Harman?

  95. 95
    Party says:

    New times.New Hopes, New horizons.

  96. 96
    D L George says:

    Ah, the electoral race in the form of dance.
    Nice.

    Where’s leggy Cleggy?

    On another note, GF met a girl She knew this morning, She asked Her if She was going to vote, She said,
    “Maybe, but I’m not voting for those Conservatives, they’ll cut my child benefits”.

    Liebore and the British media have a lot to answer for.

  97. 97
    SPIT AT ME EXPECT THE SAME says:

    A clear case of self defence !

  98. 98
    SARAH BROWN says:

    I defy anyone to have a stiring in the groin
    while looking at Gordons Fizzog !

  99. 99
    SARAH BROWN says:

    i heared they were like a couple of old kippers !

  100. 100
    The Enemy Within says:

    Englandistan

    Courtesy of ZaNuLiebor

  101. 101
    SARAH BROWN says:

    same here ! too much at stake

  102. 102
    SARAH BROWN says:

    a couple of years ago it was really bad around oldham the council banned the flags on st georges day and sent council workers round the streets to take them down
    and asians were attacking white people just for walking down their street etc

  103. 103
    mike hunt says:

    Doesn’t stop them submitting their postal votes though.

  104. 104
    SARAH BROWN says:

    I’ll be glad when this election is all over
    so i can spend more time with my hero !
    but i’ll have to pop back from Kent at the weekends
    to visit Gordon and the children !

  105. 105
    Thats MISTER pleb to you! says:

    Yes, it was once, but now its the EUSSR.

  106. 106
    jgm2 says:

    Bloody hell.

    I’ll be generous and say that the camera seems to have put a few pounds on those girls legs but to me they look like something normally seen wandering up the High Street underneath some muffin-topped skank stuffing doughnuts from a Greggs bakery paper bag.

  107. 107
    Gordon Brown says:

    Death to the bigots! Long live the Jihad, may Allah be triumphant in England.

  108. 108
    The left, right,centrist shite says:

    More fool anyone who gets caught up in this politico shite.

    Im off to my local prossy cum this evening… will the cameroons make it any cheaper ~ i think not.

  109. 109
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    In a month I will be spoiled for choice again looking at some really tasty women from all over Europe walking about absolutely starkers on the shores of the Adriatic. It’s a hard job but someone has to do it. These girls don’t do much for me either.

  110. 110
    Allan@Aberdeen says:

    Well done to Bob Bailey!

  111. 111
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    One of the most disturbing things I’ve seen in years, since you ask.

  112. 112
    Bye Bye NewLab says:

    Harriet and Hazel?
    Jacqui and Madge?
    Yvette and Patty?

  113. 113
    Mr Toper says:

    I’ll drnk ti that.

  114. 114
    Mexican Tom says:

    Many congrats Guido – has been great to read this blog over last few weeks; you provide a a tremendous service to us all.

    England expects Balls to fall – I can’t begin to describe the pleasure his loss will bring to a modest, hard working household down here in North Wiltshire. Bring it on.

  115. 115
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Harry
    You lie a well upholstered woman
    Whicj was your fav of the two?
    heheh

  116. 116
    Cocklecarrot says:

    But even if Teddy Bollocks falls, his fragrant partner Evil Cooper will still be wearing the trousers, unless he gets them off quickly.

  117. 117
    Universal Hiss says:

    With all respect to Guido that should be a*r*s*e,d*r*i*n*k,g*u*r*l*s.
    or fuck off mods as us Wee Frees say.

  118. 118
    Anonymous says:

    Surely a dignitas voucher would be best.

  119. 119
    Eddie Booth from Love Thy Neighbour says:

    Two cellulite hos – 100% guaranteed. You can bang these East Europeans for around £100 in my experience.

  120. 120
    Cassandrina says:

    Went in to vote this morning and as usual asked if the Monster Raving Loony Party was available.
    Then I remembered that they are in power until tomorrow.


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