In the last few days Guido has noticed a look on Sarah Brown’s face. Sometimes when she is looking at Gordon it is a mixture of protectiveness and despair. Sometimes it is a look which betrays her feeling that it is all so unfair. Eyes are the window into the soul and hers give away her inner sadness. Whatever your politics, it is clear that she is suffering pain at seeing her hero, her husband, being destroyed politically.
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
It’s the look of extreme pity.
She should just fucking smother him in his sleep.
I second that emotion.
I am put more in mind of the look on care workers faces paid minimum wage to herd mongols around places like Alton Towers or Blackpool sea front.
The constant worry that one might begin a candy floss fuelled temper tantrum and soil themselves in protest at no more dodgems rides.
Bollocks, concrete pump.
She should smother him when he’s awake.
Not as sad as my eyes when a member of my crew died in my arms. May the Good Lord send a cancerous plague upon this disgraceful, mendacious and cowardly man. Remember Cyclops Brown?
We remember you.
We’re all bigots, bye bye Brown, Tweet that.
The Truth through Satire
Great picture of Brown strangling a child last weekend
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V5jYS8eezmU/S9_n-UjXZfI/AAAAAAAACfA/i6IGTRln_5U/s1600/95581318.jpg
Say NO to 5 more years of Liebore.
A game-changer for Cameron?
As my colleague Lee Rotherham documents, the prospect of a new IGC on the Lisbon Treaty offer David Cameron a potentially game-changing opportunity, to move the polls from hung Parliament territory towards a clear Conservative majority.
Due to various procedural changes, the Lisbon Treaty is going to have to be ratified by Parliament yet again after the General Election. David Cameron has always been explicit that had he been Prime Minister when the Treaty came forward for ratification, he would have held a referendum. Until now that has simply been a hypothetical situation – but now it is set to become a reality.
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/centreright/2010/05/a-gamechanger-for-cameron.html#comment-6a00d83451b31c69e20134805d31f2970c
Dave will prove he is a NWO/EU communist puppet(as if we needed anymore proof!) when he ignores the people and signs the treaty and when the NWO media igore the people – again. of course the NWO does not exist and the EU don’t make 80% of our laws and rising!
It s all imagined and the EU is simply a trade agreement, right!
No? OK who wants to bet against Dave signing and a media blackout?
Ed Balls is finished!!!
http://www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/31346/ed-balls-nazi-costume-attacked-video
He cannot spin his way out of this one!
That hasn’t been my experience in dealing with Downs people at all. Perhaps you are confusing them with Labour voters?
Seconded. What a hideous calumny to characterise people with Down Syndrome in this way. Just ignorant and nasty.
Agreed with interest (if I can remember what that was)…
I know quite a lot of ‘mongs’, as you style them – my stepson is autistic and attended a special needs school.
The fact is that Downs children are actually less likely to behave in such a petulant and spoiled manner than the allegedly normal children of most Labour voting welfare dependent scum.
Please fuck off and die, preferably slowly and in much pain.
Is it lost on you that this blog spends 50% of its time intimating Brown is a mong and mocking him for that and any related mental illnesses? Most probably autism?
Try your PC guilt trip elsewhere, your stepson is probably just thick.
Brown is not an innocent.
I’ve done a bit of care work myself in the past as a stop gap, I can assure you that these ‘mongs’ rarely if ever soil themselves or behave in the manner you suggested. They were a fuck sight more pleasant company than many of the assholes I’ve endured in corporate life.
As for soiling, your man Gordon ought to know.
Mongols? What century do you live in? Downs Syndrome is the name in common parlance nowadays.
u sad person
Fuck off with your PC drivel. This is a blog for free airing of opinon, speech and ideas. Get with it, nothing’s safe on here just like a Franky Boyle show….
Rigsby that’s vile it really is.
best eyes belong to American Muslim babe, Noureen DeWulf
http://londonmuslims.blogspot.com/2010/05/noreen-dewulf-american-muslim-actress.html
And not just a nice pair of eyes.
Did you say sadness or madness Guido?
probably the same look you will have when Labour form a Lib dem coalition.
Ooooooohhhhh….
I like Muslims…
where is her bhurka?
No! That’s the only way on this unholy Earth that Labour could possibly get a sympathy vote.
She’s crapping herself about all the stuff that will come out when he’s drop kicked out of no 10 by the british people. Glad to see the daily mail front page this morning… about bloody time!!!
Is it true Brown abolished the ‘Pensions cap’ in 2005? And that if the cap had still existed Fred the Shred would only have got a pension of £125k instead of his £700k?
If so this was anothwr nail in pension schemes.
The marriage is a sham. She is a lesbian, he a child abuser.
They are the Fred and Rosemary West of politics. She is looking sad because she can see her very fucking cushy lifestyle and influence and rubbing shoulders with the top people in the world going down the shitter in a couple of days. She is feeling sorry for herself and I have NO FUCKING SYMPATHY WITH HER AT ALL!
McDoom done the same as Rock Hudson married to cover up his homosexuality.
Hudson done it to further his movie career McDoom to further his political career.
After 6th May Sara can go back to her girlfriend he can spend more time with Lord Fondlebum.
Exactly
And the DNA test during the divorce.
Oh no he can’t!! I’ve told him once I’m not interested. He’s simply not big enough for me.
I thought being a lovie aids acting
How do you think the bilderbergers control their deviants? same system they used to use to control and turn spys, entrapment and compromise.
Only the filth get promoted, they are easy to control.
christ Ned. good job your on ben nevis or wherever.
Add child killer to that charge against Brown. His and Blair’s lies led directly to thousands of children being ripped to shreds by shrapnel and thousands of deformations caused by Depleted Uranium shells.
They are both evil!
and burnt with white phosphorous
http://www.brusselstribunal.org/images/sidon1.jpg
http://www.brusselstribunal.org/
Come on, most normal chaps marry at 49.
And can’t drive.
I always thought she was just a hard-faced butch lesbian and he was in the gays.
The look on her face is her calculating when the pills will wear off and, based on how the speech is going, how many to give him later.
Another pathetic sad life, you know nothing of these people. You wouldn’t know a genuine, caring person if they came up and bit you on the face. Easy to attack people with your vile thoughts and words. They know more about being a human being than you will ever know.
To see a genuinely caring person I only need look in a mirror.
I weep for this country and for the evil that has befallen it by these monsters who rule solely on behalf of billionaire bankers and the international elite.
I look into the faces of my family to see people who really care. People who have worked hard ALL their lives and who are being thoroughly screwed by this Government for that. People who are taxed, spied upon, harassed by petty bureaucracy in extremis by people who erect barrier after barrier to them just trying to go about their lawful business.
Mr and Mrs Brown are part of the evil that is sucking the sovereign life-blood out of this once great sovereign Isle.
You wouldn’t know a genuine, caring person if they came up and bit you on the face.
Excuse me, Prime Minister, if they did bite you on the face it would tend to disprove the thesis that you were looking at a genuine, caring person. They’d most likely be either mad or bad or both.
Thank you, Bernard.
Yea, ria. pity you can’t ask the 800,000 Iraqis, or the 179 British soldiers, who died in the gulf war what kind of a human being Gordon Brown is.
You know, the same “human being” who wrote the cheques for an illegal war, based on a pack of lies!!!!!
Well said Ned, you win poer of the year award, wonder how many of your great posts Guido the state agent has deleted?
poster of the year that is Mr Ed, one of the few posters who can `see`.
That should say bouncing cheques for the Iraq war.
How did we become great, by sucking the life-blood out of other countries.
There goes the limo and the celeb lifestyle. Bye Bye Sarah.
Yeah just take a look at the impoverished Mr and Mrs Blair, almostpresident of the EU for his treason, you think Brown won’t be rewarded in the same way, money laundered to him through speaking engagements no one wants to hear, non jobs and places on boards where he does nothing for millions, yeah im sure Brown is crying over the fact that he will go on to even higher things in the secret goverment run by a banking cartel!
Doormat is as doormat does. This daft bag weeps for the mysoginist and her own stupidity in falling for his straight talk. But not for the millions whose lives he has fucked with his insane social engineering policies not to mention the dead and maimed soldiers victims of Brown’s tough on the Army policy. Despatch the idiot to Afghanistan for mine clearance duties.
She’s standing by her man.
and I think those pics are of S. Twitty in a post-orgasmic state.
That, or she’s just woken up to what a plonker he is.
I thought that she was married to Gordon, not Herman?
What utter rubbish. When Gordon and Sarah first got together they were like rabbits.
They both grew fluffy little tails and large loppy ears. Gordon’s problems really started when he was caught shitting pellets all over Ed Balls at Cabinet meetings.
low blow Guido
She took it on herself to stick her nose into politics
She’s a hard-bitten PR, she’s no naive little hausfrau
Now daves little hausfrau is a darling
They didn’t show too much compasion to the families who had their herds of cattle and sheep , built up over generations, burnt in front of the eyes. All as a result of the incompetence, indifference and ignorance of these worthless f’ckers.
They haven’t shown too much compassion to the families of service personnel lost overseas . Not a single minister has attended a repatriation to pay their respects.
labour politicians are lower than vermin.
hear hear
Thirded.
Well said that man.
Bravo.
+1
Here here.
And now the brave military personnel fighting abroad are probably being cheated of their right to a postal vote – they are not checked and verified in time!!!! Yet, overnight, it would appear there are hundreds of bogus registrations across the country, and 0+ police investigations – none of those registered are checked in time for the election.
Rigging the votes seems standard policy these days with ZanuNuLiebor.
Can’t we have a whip round and send the odd battalion of tanks through the gates of Downing Street to make sure he leaves?
As for Mrs. McDoom, she should have been a good girl and not played with the turkey baster. If you live by the sword, then tough nuts if you die by it. Have you noticed how she is hanging on to Snotty’s arm a lot – not from companionship, but more leading him about – I think he is in danger of tripping over a lot. Now, where are the drain-lid-knicking chavs when you want them??!
Make a complaint, starting with Tower Hamlets. I reckon most inner-city wards/constituencies will be worth taking a look at.
Think the police already are, especially as The Indi’s journalist got battered in Bow for asking the way to the candidate’s home to see how many new adults had registered….
Good one.
I had Cherie Blair’s mobile number in 2001 (long story). I texted her about F&M and this was her reply “they were all going to die anyway! stop hassling vegetarians”
Agree.
Did Guido force her in front of the cameras and off on the campaign trail ?
She is touring the country as a politcal prop, now THAT is low.
Ther is no place in politics for family
(Gordo says)
She should not have married him in the first place, slightly unbalanced
The final cut is the deepest. There will be no pity in her eyes when she leaves him and asks for half his total worth and pension. He get’s off easy as far as I am concerned.
Her earning power will be considerable after the election and should cover the shrink’s bills for Gordon
68
She certainly is, but HE is a raving, nancing, fucking nutter!
Another chance for Dave!
It seems the Lisbon Treaty’s up for grabs again but, strangely, no mention in the MSM
http://www.taxpayersalliance.com/eu/2010/05/a-golden-opportunity.html
i’m surprised guido allowed you to inform us
I move in strange and mysterious ways
He has missed it, he deletes everything that exposes the NWO, the EU wing if the NWO and Cameron the communist.
That’s fantastic news, Mr Completely Off Topic But Lisbon’s Important.
Go on, Dave! Do it! Do it!!
Even if he doesn’t, a referendum will be insisted upon by many in his own party. (Doug Carswell for one?).
He can’t afford dissent with a low majority/minority government.
Now, why is it I am not holding my breath for Dave to commit ?
There’s still time to deliver a final telling blow to the other parties by saying this will be looked into and the guarantee might return. He only has to say this, no more, and bye-bye UKIP, bye-bye Liebore and hello working majority.
It’s politically a no-brainer, if he believes what he and Hague said post the Lisbon cop-out. So if he doesn’t, then for me this is proof positive that he was faking it all along.
I thought Lisbon was “self amending”, i.e. changes could be made but no further votes needed by members, EC handles it all ?
From TPA:
In order to rush the Treaty through in the first place, the current draft failed to sort out the vexed issue of the distribution of seats in the European Parliament. As a result, there are various imbalances in the number of MEPs held by each country – and there are several “ghost” MEPs who currently work in Brussels but don’t actually have any voting powers. To sort this out, the European Parliament is expected to vote this Thursday in favour of holding a new Inter Governmental Conference on 17th and 18th June. At that conference, part of the Lisbon Treaty will be rewritten – requiring full ratification again by the Parliament of each and every EU member state.
have to agree Guido,been seeing the same thing,
Agree. Her ‘project’ has gone down the drain. This is Magda who is chummy with the sleaze gang. They both deserve nothing but contempt. Certainly the children should be put into care.
not a labour run carehome
We will be over seeing the UK election
your husband isnt flash, he’s just a dirty twat that pics his nose on telly and probably in ya bedroom as well wiping it behind the headboard
You sad pathetic person, he works hard for this country. God help us if the torries get in. I remember the Thatcher years.
Go fuck yourself ria! I remember the Thatcher years as well, they were great.
Fucking moron!
The ‘Thatcher years’ – Sorting out the mess the last Lab goverment left us in, wake up and smell the coffee ’327 ria’
don’t like coffee
Torries!!??? edumaction Ria must have gone to one of Blair’s scoools!!!! FFS Labour voter’s are…… well…. from up norf inbread thick as shit… maybe a few exceptions
Doesn’t he play up front for Liverpool? Dodgy barnet, but two good feet?
have a nice day, think so highly of you also
Ria you sad bitch fuck off and vote for your hero Gordon…its morons like you spouting crap and voting for the twat and his boss in 97 that put us in the fucking mess we are in…Brown couldn’t organise a fuck up in your kecks..he works hard for this country…yeah he works hard for himself and his coterie of lying two faced double talking scumbags. We knew Margaret Thatcher without whom these losers would have carried on wrecking the economy in 79…in which case we’d be the zimbabwe of europe by now and worse.
I detect you are angry
I will, keep the red flag flying high xxx
That time of the month is it?
With gratitude I hope.
FOAD ria, you are a feckin idiot. Your bastard Gordon has comprehensively fecked our future and our childrens future and probably our grandkids futures too. my kids want to emigrate to have a future, I have one daughter with A grade A levels in maths, physics, chemistry and biology who cannot get a place in this country to study medicine. Labour have totally fecked the mediacl system too, MTAS now stands for Migrating To Australia Soon as I understand it.
Labour have ruined everything they have meddled with.
Ria you cannot begin to understand how much I hate you and your fecking labour party.
You really have an anger problem, you are not the only one that has a child moving overseas to get a job, I’am going to miss her. However, doean’t mean I have to be full of venom and be vile to others that have an opinion different to mine.
Then you are even more stupid than I thought. I don’t suffer fools gladly.
Vote tory and you’ll have too Gladys.
intrest rates high, inflation high and the destruction of our manufacturing infrastructure, yes what a great job she did.
Ria you’re a fucking mong. Oh, and buy a dictionary you illiterate spacker.
Direct result of an education under the conservatives.
Asked what he’ll do when he leaves Downing St in the GMTV interview today gormless Brown said, “I don’t want to do business or anything like that….I want to do something good”
And in that quote we can see Gordon’s view on all the people that have generated money for his disasterous spending spree.
Business is bad according to Brown.
Thaks for nothing you twat!
Nobody ever forced him to be a GramscoFabiaNazi prime-monster, s that he could Do Evil. Nobody, moreover, forced her to marry the bastard.
Even though she is a professional old-lefty-Public-relations wallah, she is probably a better human being than he ever was or will be.
what a load of horrid bile! the tone of these message comments is generally rather pompous and nasty.
F**k off back to The Guardian you girl.
“The sadness in Sarah Brown’s eyes”
She looks like she just needs a good f**k.
Of course, the fat scottish c**t she’s married to prefers ring pieces so it’s not her fault she looks so deflated. Maybe we could all start a whip and get her a rabbit? Or come to think about she could just borrow her fat scottish c**t of a husband’s one…
It’s because she is going to have him all to herself after today. They will be social outcasts.
Perhaps its the thought of 25 years of pushing Ruprecht Brown about in a wicker bathchair.
They will still have status in the community.
They will be adored when they attend the Veteran Shop Stewards Conference and meet up with ex-shop stewards from British Shipbuilding, British Steel, British Leyland, British Coal, Rover Group etc etc.
20 years of driving a burnt orange Allegro with a tan vinyl roof to look forward to.
The one eyed son of the manse will not be driving, He is uninsurable.
He does not have a driving license either.
He could always become a vicar. They are all batty anyway so he will be in good company. Maybe he will become Archbishop of Canterbury and Tone for Pope.
I wonder who will have burnt it ?
TT, remember how those vinyl roofs peeled off as soon as the car went out of the warranty period? Ah, the Allegro, Trabant-like symbol of the Workers’ Paradise under Sunny Jim Callaghan and his gang of dogmatic fuckwits.
Let me see, we’re due another Labour government in 18 years’ time, just when the books get balanced again.
Hopefully Dave will have removed the pro-Labour bias in the voting system and Labour won’t EVER get in again. And sorted out the postal vote scandal.
Hopefully I will be dead by then…………
In 18 years time we will either be a satellite of the US, a Chinese owned theme park, or a collection of Euroregions with forced conversion to Catholicism where our primary roll to supply an army because the Frogs and Jerry are too scared to fight.
FIRE UP THE QUATTRO!
They can muse over old times with Arthur Scargill and Ron Todd. Maybe Gordon could kiss and make up with Bob Crow. Sarah could write a book exposing their sham marriage. Better get all the Nokia’s locked away before Friday.
One of my fave’s.
Ahhh yes Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, great film.
BTW are you implying that El Gordo is Ruprect? It may explain why he’s the one eyed son of the Manse in that scene!!
TT made the connection. It’s rather good.
And later when he asked to go to the toilet and never leaves the table. With a satisfied look on his face says, “Thank you.”
As soon as this election’s done, our sham marriage is over…
It’s in the pre-nup.
I hope I get custody of the kids. Sarah wants to take them off to Coventry with her, to stay with a “friend”…
Its the look of a woman who is extremely worried that her man could shit himself on camera at any moment
It’s the look of a woman who’s suddenly realised that her husband won’t be all day at the Westminster Day Care Centre but will be under her feet 24/7.
It’s the look of a woman who is saying to herself “that bloody bigotted woman has caused all this – bitch!”
she’s worrying whether or not he’ll get the World Wide Tax or Euro Wide Tax job after we sack him on Thursday
I’m sure Nick could put a smile on her face and a sparkle in her eyes.
only if he lent her his wife…..
Ha ha ha ha ha…..
Mentioned that a few days ago, Sometimes when Gordon is talking – after every statement of his – she looks like she is thinking , ” Your Liar”
She is wondering if her friend in Canterbury will still be waiting….
Her old friend is waiting in Manila. he recently got divorced.
‘He’? Got a divorce & the operation too?
“it is clear that she is suffering pain at seeing her hero, her husband, being destroyed politically”
Fuck her. Brown and Blair has shit all over us for the past 13 years.
She’s just seriously pissed off that McIdiot will be stacking shelves in Kilmarnock Asda from Monday. Hopefully for her the lying shite will be on the night shift.
That’d see Asda fcuked. Actually, I’m sure they have more sense.
tru dat.
the games’ the game, yo.
INFAMY, INFAMY, YOU LOT ON GUIDO, ALL GOT IN INFAMY . . . . I’M TELLING MANDY ABOUT YOU . . . . .
Is it worth it ?
Pushing someone you love through anything that would make them look that bad in such a short time.
Sadly for her it is NO less than he deserves.
He has destroyed the Country totally and completely
Oh dear. What a pity. How sad.
Heart bleeds, NOT.
Jeezus Guido, leave the Margaux alone.
“”Has she elegance? Has she fragrance? Would she have, without the strain of this trial, radiance?”
The trail here refers to her being yoked in unholy matrimony to the Maximum Imbecile.
You left out the bit about rubber insulated sex
Originally said about Mary Archer, by the Judge, I believe…
She’s thinking “I never wanted to be this Hunt’s beard in the first place”
It’s all Mandy’s fault.
Nah, bollocks, she knew exactly what she was getting into.
You reap what you sow.
No fucking sympathy whatsofuckingever.
Agreed!
It’s the extremely worried look of a woman who wants her money back for breach of contract
LMFAO!! bang on!
The workers of this country want their money back for breach of contract!
OAPs, present generation, next generation and unto the seventh generation want their money back. The only pensions that are safe are these bast*rds’ pensions.
When you set up and run a poliltical lobbying firm (bearing her Macaulay name) specialising in influence peddling and make a lot of money from it as not very innocent Sarah has
Of course she will be be sad when the horse she uses for influence peddling collapses…
Has the rocking horse got woodworm?
The fat slag is sorry that she is going to have to pay her own rent after Thursday instead of sucking us all dry!
I’m very willing to take her place and suck The Fat One-Eyed Son O’the Manse dry!
I didn’t see anything….. Honest Peter!!
Or should I say ” Daddy”
Lucky her for this isn’t Romania.
She is almost as much to blame for the disaster that is Brown, as the Prime monster himself.
Prime Monster?
I like!
Big car crash on DP election special,
Farage watching liblabcon crashing over imigration, should have asked Griffin to comealong to have a chuckle with Nige
Damian Green really poor.Too weak. Woolarse his usual bombastic self.Immigration is such a big issue the Tories need a real attack dog running this department. Woolarse ‘tougher to get into our country’.Don’t make me laugh.
Lib lab guy hasent got a position that stands still, poor fucker he is giddy now
>‘tougher to get into our country’
Fair do’s, Jan, who do you think organised the “rescue” operation when the ash-cloud was overhead?
P.S. Phil Woolas — majority 3950. Hahahaha! Oooh! Hahahahaha!
Perhaps she’s realised what a pathetic payoff she’ll get after the divorce.
Will be even less if Labour can’t pay its debts – all the loans are guaranteed *personally* by Labour top brass…
They will just thieve the required from the State, same as always.
She shouldn’t have married the knob then.
Why on earth did she marry such a geek…..
And what of their offspring, gadzooks!!!
Guess I can feel a tad of sorrow for her bu tnon for him, as has been stated afore, he’s a narcissistic psychopath who cares only for himself. It’s ALWAYS someone elses fault isn’t Gordo?
If you think Sarah is depressed, try living with Yvette.
Since I moved into the bunker, it’ been great.
I have locked her and the Telegraph out.
The look of someone whose meal ticket is being swept away in the wind.
I have not one gram, a shred, a scintilla, a wafer thin slither, a globule, a single micron, a sub atomic particles worth of sympathy nor pity for that woman.
She is plain evil.
She would have to be to marry a treasonous, tribal & political dinosaur like McStalin.
No Guido, fuck her. Cow.
I hope she really suffers on the 7th watching her hero, the ex-Prime Mentalist implode, shrivel & die.
Why would Guido want to fuck her? He’ll shrivel up and die if he gets too close to flagrant Sarah
Flagrant? Surely, Fragrant? Ohh… I Dunno…..
Definitly flagrant. Flagrant lying, flagrantly playing the sympathy card.
Sliver = small piece of something. Slither = what snakes do over the ground.
Micron. Unit of distance.
Men are so sentimental – it is completely feigned and she’s going for the women on Mumsnet who will wibble on about standing by her man etc ad nauseam.
She thinks that by gazing adoringly at Gordon we’ll all think that he must indeed be a loveable person as he is loved by her and forget the opinions we have formed of him over the last 13 years.
It’s what one might call “an act”.
Exactly !
People who profess their undying love in public are usually a sham.I knew a couple who couldn’t keep their hands off each other in public- it turned out he was gay.
I refute that!
Fuckin brilliant , i am lovin it
This is one of the great romances of our time. There is nothing finer and more heartwarming than the unswerving love of a real man like Gordon Brown for the woman he so clearly dotes on and treasures. Their love will grow even stronger through the bittersweet moments they are experiencing at this time.
I want to get married soon. We should get married soon, please
Swoon
Is that you Alistair?
Yes, Darling
I feel the same way about Tessa!
I love you Tessa
You know I paid your man a fortune
You know there was a conflict of interest
It’s payback time now…
Will you take lira? For old times sake.
You-a leave-a ma bambino alone, OK? David says shes-a mine for a week in da future. We will do the Olympic straddle blindfold. You seen-s the face?
Mandy going for the op then is he? I thought he was the real romance in Gordon’s sorry life – after the rocking horse of course. wasn’t there a ‘rumour’ about them & the Westminster showers (showeres – MPs – for the use of)?
A Roger Dean landscape? We’re all getting very 70′s here!
So is the British standard of living under Gordon & New Labour.
Cool. I remember Asia’s first sessions on The Friday Rock show back in 1982/3?
I thought it was the re-invention of metal.
She’s having to work for her celebrity dinner photo-shoots. She’s doing the whole nation a disservice acting as Brown’s human shield.
Apparently the thinking is that women will admire her for standing up for her bullying, incompetent, disfunctional husband. I’d have thought it would just remind most of them that perhaps their own husband isn’t so bad after all if that’s what some women are prepared to put up with.
Anyway I have no sympathy at all for her. She chooses to endorse the lies and the economic fuckwittery and so the fall from the grace and favour apartments to the reality of living in the shit-hole that is Fife while her husband sorts through bags of rags at Cancer Concern in Cowdenbeath is exactly what she deserves.
never mind.
Perhaps she’s going to miss the turkey baster.
O/T who the F%*k is the Lib dem on DP? Never seen him before
One trick ponies
Most of the Lib Dems that are appearing at present have never been seen or heard either on the daily Parliament Channel or at PM’s Question Time, where do they lurk within the HoC. (Is it just my impression that the Lib Dem wimmin look as if they have never experienced an orgasm particularly Teather.)
Tom Brake is the soon to be (hopefully) the ex MP for Carshalton and Wallington. It is a marginal and one that the Tory’s may take.
Tom Brake is a self serving, publicist of all his own activities and does not help those that ask for his help. Useless twat in a nutshell.
I agree, Sarah Brown knows it’s the end of the road for her “Hero”. She is human even if she is married to the most hated man in Britain, and she is suffering from anxiety it seems. We the public will be saying goodbye to Brown soon, but she is married to him, I have some sympathy for her, she must have a very difficult life, but it is a life she has chosen with Gordon Brown, politics is not pretty.
Is she suffering from the Eva Braun Syndrome ?
More like Eva Brick sydrome.
Eva Brick had a sister, Edna Bucket!
I’ll get my coat
Will she top herself when HE tops himself when the drugs are withdrawn ??!
It’s the look of an unrestrained car passenger who has just told her crazy husband who is driving the car that she wants a divorce.
Probably wouldn’t understand the concept, and start spouting tractor figures at her.
The Gorgon never learned to drive I believe.
Why is that? Has he some physical/mental defect that means he can’t legally drive – like epilepsy. I know he’s semi-blind but he wasn’t always like that so that couldn’t be it. Although he probably couldn’t handle anything as skilled as driving a car anyway.
What did he learn ?
Have noticed Sarah’s glassy-eyed, doom-stricken stare into the middle distance. Surely she’s imagining what Gordon’s mood might be like come Friday?
Will he, as he tried to claim this morning, after immediately and heroically taking full responsibility for everything that’s gone wrong and wishing his successors well, skip off into the sunset with no hard feelings then devote the rest of his life to anonymous good works, basking in the love of family and friends?
Or will he descend into a self-pitying, bile-ridden and vindictive sulk the likes of which has never been seen before? I almost (but not quite) feel sorry for her.
Neither perhaps, he has said he will not step down, and maybe Clegg will hand him to us on a plate, and will the voters love Clegg then, as the Meercat said “I think not” people!
He’ll write a shit load of books and memoirs modestly cataloguing his brilliant stewardship of the economy that was only ended by the intrusion of economic reality. Supplemented with heaps of photos of him shaking hands with the great and good of the diplomatic world plus a little anecdote for each about the sage advice he gave them which explains why their country is less economically fucked up then the UK.
Subtext: If only we’d listened to Gordon.
All the books will be immediately available on Amazon for 1p PLUS £2.75 postage.
Painfully. The book will sell even if everyone thinks its bollocks.
I wonder how the book Gord launched at the start of April is doing. I’m surprised there were no complaints to the standards people about it. Except, they don’t really have standards do they.
The Change We Choose: Speeches 2007 – 2009 is currently ranked 126,272 on Amazon.co.uk
But he didn’t write them.
He’ll be straight on the phone to his buddy, President Barack Obama Beach. Scene in Whitehouse Switchboard – “Mr President, will you accept a collect call from Auchtermuchty, Scotland, England?”, BO “No, tell him I’ve gone away”.
Brown has single handedly destroyed UK US relations…
Don’t think Obama gives a toss about the UK whoever our PM is.
Omaha Obama thinks Blair Brown and Mandelson are playing in a horror comedy on BROADWAY..
The Orange Ape
The Mad Mong
The Fairy Queen
They’re clearing shelf space for them at Oxfam as we speak
To me she has the look of a mother watching her child on a fairground ride. She has that anxious look the says any minute he is going to have a terrible accident.
He’s going to open his mouth, and put his foot in it, throw his toys out of the pram, go off the rails…………………………………………….
I have a vacant slot post election…book early
The Conservatives will have an absolute majority of between twelve and forty seats.
You read it here first.
Only 40?
It could be more…a lot more. Going by the polls they are only giving part of the picture. Sampling takes place across the whole of the UK including Scotland.
As we all know the Tories will be lucky to get 2 seats in Jockoland. They know it and can live with it. However this is giving an imbalanced polling showing Tory support between 2-8 points ahead.
If you strip out Scotland their polling for England and Wales must surely be more like the 10-12 points needed for a resounding majority. This is a very exciting election.
Agree, I’ve been saying 80 for two months now. We are in different territory – if Mrs Duffy can see what is going on and understands what has happened to Stirling when she flies to Canada, can understand that Greece, Spain et al are in trouble, then no polls can factor that in. Not to mention that huge undecided percentage. We have seen in the past those who want to support the winning side rather than make their own minds up, as if it were all a game – we have loads of those. All the elements are in place to give the pollsters a good drubbing. They deserve to lose kudos. We shall see…..
Not if the voting public watched Damian Green on the DP they won’t. The Tories need to get strong,attack dogs as ministers.NOT Mr-Nice-Guy types. Green seemed hesitant and unsure. He’d better grow some balls or Tories need to replace him. Same in other departments, because if they get into power the opposititon whoever it is, will be gunning for them on 7th May and will do so for the next five years. How do you make mild-mannered wally types strong? To be a minister,especially in a department like Immigration, you need to have super confidence. Old Woolarse just loves the sound of his own voice. and is a bully.He talks b…….t but people listen because he shouts.
Unfortunately being nice in politics comes across as being weak.
‘He who hesitates is lost’.Damian Green hesitated just a bit too long….
Impressive Shadow Cabinet? Damien Green doesn’t appear to be in it.
http://www.conservatives.com/People/Meet_the_Shadow_Cabinet.aspx
Bring back David Davies Dave!
I’m betting on 12 – 20. I will however concede that it could be much larger if this EU treaty amendment story (on Conservative Home) is given the boost of a real referendum promise from Cam the Man.
It’ll be interesting to see how quick Clegg and his clueless sidekick – St Vitus – disappear from public adoration when they are no longer to be of any use to a majority government!
Lib Dem hubris!!
OH NO, not that old castiron bullshit again.
Oh the Poor, poor, poor Browns. They have books to promote, lectures to tour, businesses to advice, politic shows to appear on, blogs to promote, endless parties to attend,etc. They won’t be broke unlike this country. Get packing!
Cape Cod her I come, tell the boys in Martha’s Vineyard, my arse is itching I’m that excited!!
It’s ok Sarah, you can watch some proper action!
Oh Peter, you’re invited but no Greeks and Brazilians if you please!
A brand new party coming your way , may 7th, dont miss it.
To be called the Libral Labour Party.
There aim is to gang up on Dave.
‘it is clear that she is suffering pain at seeing her hero, her husband, being destroyed’
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha ad infinitum
Realisation. Desparation. Anxiety. Despair.
New Fry’s Chocolate bar.
Love it!
http://grandmasuzie.com/2009/02/lament-to-a-beard/
There is always Panto!
Oh no there isn’t.
GB: Where’s my political career?
All: It’s behind you!
Jock and the Beans Talk
SamCam will be choosing curtain material for No 10 on Friday morning.
If I never see Brown’s face again (after watching his defeat with enormous enjoyment) I’ll be the happiest guy alive. I’ve waited 13 years of hell for this.
Right now her man is speeding along on billy wizz, will he last 36 hours, yes he might, but he will need a lie down for a long time when it wears off.
Friday? She’s a bloody pessimist then.
I see Sarah Brown’s expression as a mixture of embarrassment at Brown’s public ineptness and fear of his emotionally needy behaviour when they finish for the day.
Playing to the camera for sympathy vote. Boohoos for Brown.
Never mind Sarah, here’s something amusing to cheer you up…… or not….
http://dev-null.chu.cam.ac.uk/htm/soundandfury/10-04-29-this_is_an_ex_gordon.htm
(He shouldn’t have had that one more waffer-theen tax)
She’s thinking “Not long till I’m reunited with my special friend in Canterbury.”
She married him, she knew the score and she has not been slow in enjoying the trappings of power.
It’s probably despair Guido, the realisation that she will have to go back to work and be the main breadwinner, and start trying to rebuild Labour, and have to get into bed with Whelan and the rest of the slimy scum.
Ahh what joy, yet another extreme leftie having to try to get some real work for a change. Let’s hope she enjoys the dole experience as many others are experiencing after her hubby fucked the country over.
Despatches on Channel 4 softening up the public last night. In New Zealand they’ve had hung parliaments for 10 years and they think they’re wonderful. Gus McDonald studied the hung-parliament handbook which specifically states that the parties which come second and third are duty bound to form a government if together thay have more seats than the party which comes first.
Or facing the real possibility
They also think sheep are wonderful
One man’s hung parliament is another’s balanced administration, just as one man’s fox torturing is another’s pest control with kicks.
Do Channel 4 think they are wonderful or the people of New Zealand?
It’s a bit like watching ‘Downfall’ – I felt sorry for Eva Braun too (for a few nanoseconds).
She can hear the Katyushas landing in the Chancellery garden and is missing the Alsatian.
With the Russian infantry and T34s only a few hundred yards away now, it’s cyanide capsules and/or Luger in the mouth time.
First thing Friday morning, if the git is still there some good citizens should go round to Downing Street and kick his arse out of there, hopefully throwing his rocking horse and a suitcase of underkeks out onto the street from an upper storey window.
87
So it was the Alsatian that warmed her up before the turkey baster, was it?
Well I never!!
The sadness in her eyes? You’d look sad, too, if the first thing you saw every morning was the one-eyed snotgobbler’s pasty fat ugly face, drooling over the pillow in his sleep.
With Lord Mandy’s tartar sauce dribbling down his chin and his glass eye in a cup on the bedside table.
Quick, the mind bleach!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Penguin
What makes you think they sleep in the same room ?
Everybody knows Gordy and Mandy have sleepovers together when Mandy’s in town and not in Corfu. He just better make sure Gordon dosen’t try to pawn his gold watch at a quarter of what its worth like he did to our gold reseves.
I like her!
You are like her.
“she is looking at Gordon it is a mixture of protectiveness and despair”.
But mostly despair I imagine.
As Groucho once said ‘when you have learned to fake sincerity, you’ve got it made’.
oh dear.sarah has realised that she has made a terrible mistake.marrying a fake for ‘the cause’……..realizing that the man who shags her through a hole in a sheet whilst crying out ‘tony’ on the vinegar strokes was a bad move as she could have been playing rugby for the canterbury ladies team and getting on with some sapphic action for the last 10 years instead of selling her soul……
hhahhahahhaahahahaaaa!!!!!!!
She’s probably finally realised that those 1,000 bombers flying overhead, despite what Peter mandeslson says, aren’t the Luftwaffe and the sound of rumbling artillery just 2 miles away doesn’t belong to Steiner either.
As she looks at the bunker wall and contemplates the Capitalists advancing from the west end and the Communists from east Anglia, she finally knows why Gordon bought her a Walther P.38 for her birthday.
He ordered the Walther P’38 on line. Imagine his surprise when it turns out to be a gun, not a car!
I’m looking forward to reading her autobiography very soon.
I’m not.
It’s already been remaindered and she hasn’t signed the agreement yet.
Are you absolutely sure that Brown is finished — even if the centre-left (Lab + LibDems + Respect + Greens + Plaid + SNP) together win an overall majority in the House of Commons, which would allow Gordon to remain in office? That might put the sparkle back in Sarah’s beautiful eyes.
Brian
http://www.barder.com/ephems/
Her appearance this morning on GMTV with Jonah made me cringe. For the first time, I felt sorry for her. They were sitting right next to each other to appear the loving couple. Sarah’s body language was stiff and awkward, while Brown as usual was grinning and laughing over things which weren’t particularly amusing. The wretched man’s desperation to cling on to power was painfully transparent, and Sarah looked like a prop being used as an adjunct to that last minute desperation. Truly, truly awful spectacle.
I’m half expecting Brown to disintegrate in public on live television-rather like Peter Finch in the film Network.I’m a part-owner of my firm and I can’t feel sorry for either of them.They have not seen their income halved and their pension trashed even though his time as chancellor did much to cause it.
One thing in favour of Sarah Brown-she seems an infinitely nicer and more dignified woman than that ghastly Cherie Blair.
He’ll never use his family as props!
Not even the dead ones – like his poor “spinning in the grave” father, or the poor wee bairn…
The Penguin
Sarah Brown would be a better leader than Gordon. Although that’s not hard… one suspects his children would probably command more respect from the PLP than he does currently.
My big toe would make a better leader than Gordon.
Left or Right?
I hate the old cow more than Cherie and I didn’t think that was possible. At least with Cherie what you saw is what you got – and she didn’t give a damn if she was not liked.
All this ‘my husband, my hero’ bullshit makes we want to vomit. Everyone knows it is all a sham.
Once the election is over I just want her to F**K OFF and never tweet again.
She’s a vile old ugly hag who keeps that fucking one eyed shit stabbing mong going. Do us all a favour luv an shove him in front of a train.
He’s the only fucking leader who’ll get more cheers from the activists getting hit by a train than getting on one.
As for me, I prefer Blur
Admirable sentiment sir, but fuckin’ awful for the train driver and those of us who have to listen to the corpse tumbling along underneath the carriage. Have another thought, there’s a nice Vandal.
Cares Not A Jot
Its a look of pain from cramming her deformed feet into ridiculous ill-fitting shoes.
Shoes which don’t go with the outfit she is wearing. Black tights and RED slingback sandals.WTF is that all about? Today she is wearing a dark outfit with beige shoes. She dresses like the mental patients I used to work with. My 83 year old mum has better taste in clothes AND her handbags,shoes and outfits always match.
Yeah – seconded… her bunion’s playing up again!
And hopefully her piles….
The Penguin
A correction is needed.
Brown is mostly destroying his own career, his nemesis is self inflicted.
The only people who have attacked him are his own team. How many times did they try and ditch him as Leader?
Cameron has attacked Labour and Brown very little; he is relying on the offer of a better alternative, and leaving the Labour Party to destroy its own leader.
It is of course absolutely astonishing, that with a tiny bit more competance ( although not much), or even just a fair bit of luck, brown would be about to beat Cameron (if the polls are correct).
astonishing.
If.
Long hard hours discussing fund-raising with Lord Paul and for nothing.
Gordon is the second best Scottish Labour Prime Minister this country has ever had
Who were worse? Ramsey MacDonald, Douglas Hume, or Macmillan?
Shit. should have read the comment properly.
Haw Haw Super Mac was English and a Conservative if I remember, but I could be wrong?
There is no such registered party as Scottish Labour. Stop using this lie.
It is Labour.
She knows it wont be long now before mandlepoof is back to popping out the glass eye and shagging the socket
Having studied these images with our latest imaging software we can conclude that Mrs Brown is CLEARLY thinking the following:
“What the fuck am I doing with this useless bong-eyed lying ugly bastard”
“So, Sarah – what first attracted you to megalomaniac obsessive Gordon Brown?”
That is pretty much it – she married for power, and it’s now dawning on her what she’s lumbered with for life.
Pity the the poor children !.
What he said.
Yep, it’s all very mysterious how a lifelong bachelor suddenly meets a woman and pops out two kids at just the moment being a family man is a good career move.
I wonder how much she’s being paid for this? Surely once Gordon is removed they’ll live very separate lives.
Happens more often than you’d think.
Yep, GOM.
It happened to me Without THINKING, and I was using a Miliblink Banana.
But you have to admit, Blinky, that Yvette shags you better than Fat Gordo ever could/did shag HIS beard!
No wonder you are always blinking!!
She’s an actress, there are no kids and they are not married – Alistair Campbell and “Lord” Mandlepoof arranged it all.
Check out her bank account in the Caymen Islands
Simples!!
Mirror Mirror on the wall. Who’s the biggest psycho of them all?
Anyone here got a lesbian living in Canterbury? Apparently, she’s on the phone asking for her lawn to be mown again.
Shame the hard nosed bitch can’t get dewy eyed over the generation of children they’ve condemned to illiteracy, the millions of pensioners whose pensions they robbed, the good families too scared to go out onto the street at night, the thousands of grieving relatives of our armed forces killed in Labour’s wars, the millions of Britons who strive to live frugally and responsibly whilst her cabal flung billions into asinine social engineering experiments, the hundreds of thousands of our most able students denied university places to make way for Labour’s equalities mediocracy, the small businesses ruined by their economic incompetence and our nation’s proud tradition of manufacturing destroyed by 13 years of Liebore rule. The bitch must shed tears of pure Sulphuric Acid not to be touched by the hurt they’ve caused us all.
String her up alongside him, like Clara Petacci
Firm, but fair.
’bout sums it up.
Yep- I’ll save my sympathy for the mothers of soldiers blown up and mutilated in this illegal war. The war that Brown failed to fund properly and then lied to the Chilcott inquiry about.
What he said.
I have noticed Sarah Brown’s eyes too. You can’t really miss it.
What I will say is this. Gordon Brown is a big political bruiser who has metered out punishment to many a foe and friend alike over the years. He can hardly cry foul now as he finds it coming back at him, even if a lot of it has been from his own side.
Brown stood outside No.10 with his Cabinet colleagues when calling the election and talked of how his parents’ values influenced and informed him throughout his life, and said that amongst the ethics instilled in him was that of telling the truth.
I thought perhaps that Brown would show more integrity and be more wedded to the truth than that inveterate liar Tony Blair but sadly events have proved me wrong. He has been telling lies and spreading scare stories throughout this campaign and deserves all he gets. He is also clearly two-faced, as Mrs Duffy will atest to, though in this he is probaly no worse or no better than the rest of New Labour.
What I want the public to know and understand is that once Brown is gone they will be foolish indeed if they think that New Labour will be any better. They are all as bad as each other. They all lie, deceive and cheat as much and we had better all understand this right now before people vote.
Does this mean, however, that I enjoy seeing a person suffer, even if he has brought much of it on himself? My answer is ‘No’. It is always possible to feel compassion for another’s suffering, and in this case I include both Gordon and Sarah Brown, whislt remaining firm in one’s resolve.
Once more therefore I say that it is imperitive that for the good of the country Labour are soundly defeated in this election. And by that I mean all of them, not just Gordon Brown
I hope that Gordon Brown has the good sense to go and enjoy his life with his wife and children. Either way, better he chooses this path than that it is chosen for him by his two-faced colleagues.
Bollocks! (I mean – to Brhoon and ‘his’ missus)
He and they have caused more than a little heartache and anguish. excellent news that the come-back may just be seeping in.
The contract was just to marry him and be seen in public together – it said nothing about being happy about it, so stick that in your phone and tweet it.
If you care to have a good bedtime read just google my title,Sarah loved it.It was her second best read after kissing the velvet.
There is no way that can be true without someone following it up. I’m surprised its allowed to be viewed.
Have to say that’s my thoughts on it too. Just one source for the story – you need more evidence than that this guy is a journalist no-one seems to have heard of too. Much as I am happy to believe the worst of Brown this one really isn’t flying.
I prefer men, they can spank and hang my monkey anyday
The Lib Dems fight Labour for the Muslim vote.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/damianthompson/100037500/thanks-be-to-allah-a-sick-making-display-of-lib-dem-opportunism-from-simon-hughes/
There is no loyalty or principle so great that it cannot be discarded in a second in order to get Clegg elected.
is this why we have not been told
http://www.resourceinvestor.com/News/2010/5/Pages/On-Auditing-the-Fed-The-Doddering-Senate.aspx
There’s no need for such utter twaddle Guido. It’s personal and thus not needed, and it’s also nonsense.
Hunt.
It’s that Johnny Cash kind of pity. She knows life ain’t easy for a boy who blames Sue!
No sympathy here. Every dog has its day. The party’s over now sod off.
Guido is going all wank on us……taken in by the Cleggist and now noting the sadness in darling Sarah’s eyes……
Where was her fookin sadness when typists were being bullied?
Where was her emotion when she lunched with a pensions raiding filth pig?
Where was her pain when British squaddies were being blown to bits while she drives around in a bomb proof vehicle?
Fuck this for a game of poofs, we need a new anti-establishment blog methinks
Hi Guido, Thanks for the concern on twitter. Is it too late to defect to the Tories?
“About 30 per cent of public sector jobs have gone; the wages of the government workers who remained have been cut by 25 per cent; and a government deficit of 20 per cent of GDP has been transformed into a surplus of 8 per cent in only two years.”
That’s in Latvia. Oh please, please, please let it be here…..
Weeellll, except that this would mean that Mrs Lola’s teaching pay would be cut too. By all means decimate the bureaucracy and its appartchiks, but leave the pay of teachers, nurses, doctors (not GP’s obviously) alone. Mrs L works bloody hard and is wildly exploited by the State Education Monopoly, as her most of her colleagues. I grant though that a fair number of teachers have succumed to the lure of producer capture and should be sacked.
Sack every single one of them anf make them all re-apply for their jobs. About 15% of them leadswingers to a person, won’t get back in at any price.
it reminds me of those little capsules, deep underground, that the yanks built to control the launching of ICBMs. Two all-american heros sitting at either end of a vast control panel, each with a launch key, each with a pearl handled revolver to shoot the other feller if the refused to launch his missiles. I get the impression that Sarah follows McScum around all day, wondering if today is the day he’ll fall to the ground gibbering, and she’ll need to shoot, before anyone notices.
Alternatively, her real children may be being held in a cell somehwere in tel aviv, and if she doesn’t do as she’s told, they’ll be skinned. WHo knows.
All I know is that there is no rationality at work here.
Look, no-one loathes Brown and all his works more than I do. From the moment in his first budget when he showed his ignorance of the difference between capital and income to the moment he ‘that woman’d’ the Sainted Duffy I knew he was siomply NBG. A complete tosser.
But that doesn’t not exclude them from affection. What we may see is not what a woman may see. (Mrs Lola is constantly telling her friends this) . And really, when you come down to it how many of us are truly all our wives would have us be?
To his family and wife Gordon is a hero. And short of him committing major atrocities in the manner of tha Nazis say, or Stalin I am prepared to let him have that.
But only that.
So when Mrs B gives him the pained look have a little sympathy.
Naah. Sod it. Why the Hell should I worry about the shit who’s made miserable the lives of so many, enslaved more in a benefits la la land, destroyed by lies the reputations of others and landed the whole UK in penury as a result of his useless fiscal and monetary ‘management’.
Ditto on your ‘hate at first contact’ – but that hate is not as strong as those Labour-voting Departmental employees (at all levels) who simply couldn’t believe what he did to Pension Funds, Gold Reserves, and even to his own Departments.
Has anyone seen their kids. Do they look like him?
No they don’t very nice looking children, I thought they were planted to make him look good.
fukn hell i hope not its bad enough having to call the twat daddy
Absolutely no resemblance whatsoever. Funnily enough I googled that yesterday . Not much there except one photo.
She can my hankey now that a nose has been blown on it.
I think he may top himself about 6 am friday morning
Lets all hope so…. Positive thinking can achieve great results
Don’t let the tosser take the easy way out. Keep him alive for as long as possible.
We can help you with that. We’re good.
Don’t expect me to feel sorry for Sarah Guido – her horrible husband has humiliation coming to him – and boy is it richly deserved!
Yvette. Get in here you silly moo and get my dinner.
And then piss off to a mirror (that won’t crack) and practice those
glum Sarah pictures that tosspot Guido has plastered all over his
Micky Mouse site
The Morley and Outwood mugs are suckers for humility
and I am way too important to do that shit.
And borrow a scarf and slippers from Gordo’s Rotheram old moo and
do a glum Sarah tour of the Maguire Toilets in Morley tomorrow.
Should be worth 10,000 votes for me.
Go Balls.
Why don’t you just pack it in and work for the Daily Mail woman’s section? This appears to be an interview for that position.
H/T The Times – now this is funny
1:12 with the triangle is pure Gordon.
excellent. i love how gordon looks like he is holding down a vom.
I don’t know who that lot are with Nicoli Clegg.Not anyone from there I have ever seen
Sometimes pity in her eyes, sometimes fear. Why?
Christ, she is awful looking. Yvette says so. And the silly moo should know.
I’ve got the bottle of bubbly in the fridge and will crack it when the one eyed, lying, thieving, jock ponce gets his marching orders from number 10 and his faux wife is seen leaving with a few plastic bin bags and a one way ticket to Canterbury.
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“Eyes are the window into the soul”
And what are Guido’s like – blood shot, unfocused and with distorted vision by all reports.
You are BevaniteEllie and I claim my free bottle of socialist champagne!
Cava, Sir Trev.
And what will your eyes be like on Friday morning? Red, tearful and rhumy perhaps?
Whoever you are, you do not understand that we are in the main, anti-Labour, rather than passionate Tories. OK some are Tories, some are UKIP, some are Independent. Most of us would probably vote for any party that helped to dislodge an existing Labour MP. If you do not understand the deep hatred that a majority of the population, let alone this site’s contributors, has for your beloved party, then you have a period of awkward adjustment in front of you!
The worst of this is that THEORETICALLY, your party could poll the least number of votes and still have the most number of seats. That is a travesty of any concept of fairness so touted by your grossly hypocritical leader.
No doubt you will applaud all attempts to fraudulently create fictitious votes that happens on a huge scale, only in your party’s heartlands, as an acceptable compromise of your beliefs, if it succeeds in bringing your party to power again. Your means, however unpalatable, are justified by your ends. I shall not change your mind here. But, if you ever have the guts to read this, maybe you will remember it and reflect in ten years time or so how shamefully lacking your juvenile approach to politics and morality was.
And no doubt delight in the Labour Party ‘helpers’ beating up an Independent journalist.
If ever I saw a news item that validated my reasons for emigrating it was that! It is beyond comprehension that this can happen in my country.
I am not racist, elsewhere on these pages I speak in praise of Sheps, proprietor of the Spicy Hut in Rusholme. He is a better Englishman than I am.
But the revulsion that I have over this incident is only matched by the apparent lack of condemnation from the Labour leadership. I have checked this just before submitting and I see the Local Candidate has finally responded in a mealy mouthed way just four hours ago (i.e. after midnight on the third day following the incident and two days after it appeared in the press.)
The motivation for this reluctance to comment is clearly an electoral calculation rather than any sense of decency in politics from Labour.
LABOUR IS FILTH
don’t be fooled by it guido, its all part of the act so men like you notice it, afterall she is supposed to be an excellent PR woman isn’t she. GMTV should have said Elvis has left the building but we have Dolly Parton singing “stand by your man” it would have completed the scene.
http://www.gm.tv/videos/?vxClipId=1441_gmtv_8892
She has definitely lost her sparkle. She doesn’t smile anymore.
I think what is so sad about this is that gordon has pushed her out in front of his campaign and let her take the flack as he hides behind her skirts.
cleggie and cameron have had their wives with them some of the time but they’ve been very careful to protect them from any unpleasantness. No so gordon.
It is a mark of gordon’s selfishness that he has allowed sarah to be exposed to the hardest aspects of the campaign. No real gentleman would have treated his wife so badly!!
Oops! modded. No idead what I said wrong! Let’s try again.
She doesn’t smile anymore.
I think what is so sad about this is that gordon has kept her in the forefront of his campaign where she has been exposed to the stress and unpleasantness he has generated.
cleggie and cameron have had their wives with them too some of the time but they’ve been very careful to protect them. Not so gordon.
It is a mark of gordon’s ungentlemanly behaviour and selfishness that he has allowed sarah to be run into the ground like this.
She’s well capable of standing on her own two feet. The difference between her situation and that of the other wives is that it’s Brown who can’t stand on his own two feet.
All you people who left comments here, are you Conservative voters? I am voting for the first time this Thursday and was planning to vote Conservative, because I thought the party stood for decent, nice people. I am very shocked to see the kind of comments you have written, full of hate and unkindness, apart from two or three who sounded fair-minded, such as Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond. Well, I don’t know who to vote for now. May be there is no such party after all.
Ex-conservative voter, at least in my case. The real world is about to smash to Progressive Consensus fantasy that is LibLabCon. It’s gonna be ugly and the only way through this is to reassert the traditional views and values of the British people.
Piss off and vote for who the fuck you like – you’re supposed to be a grown-up now.
The Penguin
Well said Penguin.
I am unanimous in that.
Grow up first time voter, vote for who you prefer, or mark your ballot paper ‘none of the above’ as some of us will be doing.
YOUR choice.
But we have had 13 years of chewing on the ‘unkindness’ of the One-Eyed Jockanese Mong and his predecessor, PhonyTonyBLiar. Just about every consequence of the dreadful reign of these two lying, murdering, pollaging illiterates has been predicted here, so forgive us our schadenfreude.
And if you don’t, fuck off and vote ZaNuLieBor and await more of the same.
Please!!
What you’re seeing Elfreda is as a result of 13 years of passionate frustration with the most incompetent, corrupt and in some senses evil British government in living memory. Like you, some of the coments do make me cringe a bit but I promise you this; Basically Conservative = individual responsibility, sanity, intelligence and common sense, Labour = control, envy, taxed to death, low grade intellects in power, Lib Dem = Bye bye Britain and Pound, hello Europe and Euro, give up our independent nuclear deterrent which has kept us safe for 65 years, further undermine our security forces and more high taxes.
I think Cameron loves this country, Gordon hates everybody and everything and Clegg cares a lot more about Europe than he does about Britain. A very dangerous man I think.
I’m voting for the man who loves this country.
Good man!
Labour also= hypocrisy.
I suspect the majority of the more vile remarks are from Labour Party stooges who start attacks on Brown and Sarah in order to stir up trouble. After all, if they’ll beat a journalist to the ground and try to stove his head in with a weighted traffic cone, there’s no telling what else they might do.
“Narcissistic personality disorder is a condition characterized by an inflated sense of self-importance, need for admiration, extreme self-involvement, and lack of empathy for others. Individuals with this disorder are usually arrogantly self-assured and confident. They expect to be noticed as superior. Many highly successful individuals might be considered narcissistic. However, this disorder is only diagnosed when these behaviors become persistent and very disabling or distressing.”
Remind you of anyone?
Barack Hussein Obama
Mmm mmm mmm.
P.S. Not to speak of foul language; shame on you!
K-SQUWEEEEERRRKK!!! PISSFLAPS!!! (cluckcluckcluck) ELEPHANTBOLLOCKS!!! (peanut) (ping)
Fear Not, Elfreda. There are those of us who do not write such profanity but we are still able to make our points. Many of those on this website are utterly disgusted and frustrated with politics in general and certain politicians in particular. The frustration boils over in to anger and not a little spite. The rule here is rough and tumble but it doesn’t always have to be coarse and uncultivated. People should be free to say what they feel, even if you don’t like what they say. As for this site, it is often worth digging through the mud to find the occasional gem
And it can be funny and witty.
“Out, damned spot! out, I say!”
From the BBC:
“Voters have descended on Parliament Square in London for a flashmob – billed as the “biggest rolled-up newspaper sword fight ever” – to express their anger at “scaremongering about the prospect of a coalition government” by certain parts of the media. Activist David Babbs told the Left Foot Forward blog: “We’re going to vote how we want to vote not how Rupert Murdoch tells us to vote.” “
What David Babbs means to say is:
“We’re going to vote how the BBC and the Gurniad want us to vote not how Rupert Murdoch tells us to vote.”
More here:
http://www.leftfootforward.org/2010/05/swords-drawn-against-tabloid-hung-parliament-fears/
New video about Gordon
http://mrsduffyimnobigot.blogspot.com/2010/05/gordon-brown-and-viva-la-vida.html
ps spech and comment is free on Mrs Duffys,and anon
http://mrsduffyimnobigot.blogspot.com/2010/05/gordon-brown-and-viva-la-vida.html
whats going on first non now 2
Lord Ahmed’s army of 10,000?
she looks like the wife of a boxer who is one punch away from being paralysed but has been doped up and convinced by his unscrupulous manager (mandelscum) to go back into the ring for one last shot at the title against a new fit and fresh opponenet.
Some punters think the old magic will come back and he will win but everyone else can see his legs have gone.
Mrs beard just looks on sadly having failed to get him to pull out knowing that the drugs might destroy him even before the knockout punch.
Magda looks wayward eyed on BBC now
FUCK EM ALL
Tough totties. They bully, smear, trough then cry when the electorate tell them to fuck off. They are a disgrace and nothing short of them having a breakdown is going to induce any sympathy from me. They are leeches wrecking the economy. I despise them and they make me feel sick to my stomach. Bullying Hunts.
I see the FTSE 100 is tanking. Down nearly 3% on the day.
Can we have our country back now, please?
It is Lib Dem spin to try and provide cover for their insane plan for an amnesty after 10 years. There is an unofficial 14 year rule that someone who can prove they have been working here that long might be allowed to stay – but it is not an official amnesty.
The trouble with the LD proposal is that it would lead to a deluge of illegal immigrants anticipating further 10 year amnesties. Also, Clegg loves talking about the immigrants given an amnesty becoming good, taxpaying citizens – but that assumes they can find work – it is most unlikely they would be able to continue working in their illegal jobs, presumably below the minimum wage.
The LD policy is a dangerous nonsense.
All over 600,000!!
Frau Braun has the thousand yard stare derived from from mental torture.
Stop twittering and start twatting – Into his good eye for starters.
Crocodile tears from a seasoned PR hack.
What’s bothering her is the prospect of the No. 10 lifestyle slipping away…
I can’t really imagine her sticking around when he’s finally toast – Kirkcaldy doesn’t have much to offer.
The Penguin
I reckon she’ll try and hang in there if he gets the IMF or World Bank gig, though gawd knows why he would be offered such a role after his 13 year track record on the bridge of UK plc.
Mr. Fawkes, you’re not going soft in your old age, are you? Next you’ll be saying that GB has been cruelly mis-represented by the leading contributers to the political blogosphere.
Here’s the real culprit:
http://fxbites.blogspot.com/2010/05/having-his-cake-and-eating-it.html
Now theres a man who really knows how to smile.
Thats what the country needs. A leader who’s really got the whole smiling business really sorted out.
Sarah Brown has quite a prominent Adam’s apple, don’t you think? Biggish hands and feet, too.
In fact in photo 1 (from the left) she has two prominent adam’s apples…!
Now you mention it, yes. Wonder when ‘she’ had the op ?
I’m back
I’m going….
I’ve been.
Sion Simon
Met a pieman
Going to the fair (future for all)
Said Sion Simon
To the pieman
“May I taste your wares?”
“Boogger that” said Prescott “I’ll have the fookin lot!”
And he did!
Guido, this is just too nasty. It’s Brown & Liebour’s policies that need to be criticized, not his wife, who does look as though she’s had the stuffing knocked out of her…Have You No Heart?
She chose to stick her fat legs and ugly feet into the equation when she got involved in “introducing” the one-eyed mong at conference and then doing photo-opps and walk-abouts with the spastic. She can enjoy a long and miserable retirement with him, hopefully after he and many other Libore top brass have been bankrupted over the party’s debts.
The Penguin
Aye, the consolation prize for being married to Brown was glad-handing celebrities and having your picture taken with Harry Fucking potter and the rest of it.
The down-side is that once your husband is officially shit-canned (72 hours or so from now) those invites will dry up and you’ll be stuck at home looking at the miserable deluded fucker as he tries to explain how the whole UK electorate was just jealous of his towering genius which is why we all voted to get rid of him.
Nothing to do with fucking the economy. Fuck no. Outwith his control. Totally out of the blue. We’ll regret getting rid of him. Just you wait and see.
Not as much as we’ll regret keeping the useless cu*nt for the past 13 years thats for sure.
The sequence of the photos goes like
Who the fuck are you to ask that question?
Ok, I’ll consider the question.
Please don’t ask another question.
Why did you ask that question?
Bye bye
Gordon should apologise to EVERYONE in the WOLRD. He is the WORST person who EVER walked the FACE of the EARTH…
I would apologise for him but he is not my creation, I refer you to downstairs
Oh grow up.
Wtf, Brown is yet again being given coverage at another staged meeting. There is no way that today, the time share is equal with Clegg and Camaron.
Let the cry go forth “hands off Ulster” (even if the Robinsons love the sterling)
Forward with social conservatism
Eric Von Pickles
I love porkles and chips
Id shag her…
Do you perhaps live in Canterbury or work as reporter on the DT.
What a rotten lot whatever happened to the “Milk of Human Kindness”
That poor woman now has to remain married to the Loon with absolutely little or none of the trappings.
No more Freebies
No more Lunches with that nice Mr Paul
no more power meetings
No more intros
She now has to enter at least partially the real world.
Let’s have some sympathy.
Then again !!! maybe there is justice
Well he’ll get his severance pay and a gold plated pension that is bigger than anything most people ever earn. So they’ll live comfortably ever after.
And what’s the betting that he finds a lucrative means to make even more money probably in the EU or the UN?
He signed the treaty….he’s in the EU club. Bigger takings there than here….don’t cry for them..
Idiot in Flint asking Snotty about home insulation,suddenly Snotty goes in great speech about renewable energy,put question no 1,Snotty did physics at uni ??????.
You can’t even trust Labour in your wet dreams. Last night I dreampt that Gloria De Piero and Caroline Flint, promised to have a threesome with me if I voted Labour.
I did, and then laid back to think about a night of utter filth.
Imagine my disappointment when Hazel Blears and Margaret Beckett turned up saying the other two cound’nt make it and they’d stand in for them.
Needless to say I immediately woke up without a hard-on!!!!!
Thats who life goes ~ full of tradegy
If some fit looking Labour bird knocked on my house door and asked me what they would have to do to make me vote Labour, I’d tell them, Arse…Mouth..Anything left, Arse again!!!!!
You’re extremely lucky…Gordon and Mandy (both in bondage gear and completely shaved from top to toe) turned up for my 3some in my nightmare….
Hazel, in her leathers? Hmmm. She does have a cheeky, impish grin, doesn’t she?
London Muslim,
Have you done your postal votes?
Not yet; just filling in number 5,010.
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Nah, that nice man with a red rosette said he’d look after all that for me.
I have an automatic voting machine,only 500 quid a time
It’s not astonishing that McMong is still doing quite well in the polls.
1. Liebour have created an extra 1.5 million extra public sector jobs in the last 13 years. In jockland 45% of the Country is employed by the state.
2. Immigration. Liebour have allowed anything up to 10 million extra people to come into the UK, many of those now allowed to vote legally and many others allowed to vote illegally by Gordon Brown.
3. The benefits scum. Millions of people (about 8) are now dependent on the state for freebie handouts
4. The voting system has been skewed by Liebour to favour them and not the Tories and Lib dems
I could go on (the BBC for example cheerleading Liebour) it’s actually amazing the Tories have ANY chance of wining outright at all.. If the Tories fail this time and don’t sort out the Country we will be stuck with jock fucking twats running the Country forever.
I am stunned. Have just visited some relatives in the north and they are voting Labour. I asked why and they couldn’t give an answer except they get a winter fuel allowance. It beggars belief. There’s plenty more of those sort kicking around and these are seemingly middle class types, retired, nice house – paid for lthough the wife seems to vote what the husband votes.
Tribalists. Fortunately with the death of the ‘hard’ working man, a dying breed.
That’s the north for you. I had to educate my missus for years to get them habits out of her and she still has some
That’s it, just reinforce some northern stereotypes. We don’t want you southerners with yer flush lavatories wot are inside the hoose. At least we have traditional northern values up here – ignorance and stupidity, and plenty of wanton depravity an’ all. Why don’t yer just leave wor alone, except keep payin’ yer taxes cos we’re countin’ on yer.
Maybe they have a distaste for botox.
Was going to go to Flint market tomorrow,but seeing that load of garbage has been there,will go to Mold market instead.
Why, oh why is Gold at all time highs against the Pound ????
Look I got rid of 400 metric tons of Britain’s Gold Bullion reserves at a much,much MUCH lower price.
I am right; everyone else is wrong.
You’re wrong on the Economy and wrong on Gold.
I have saved the World; don’t you realise that without me you wouldn’t even exist ???
Oh wank! He sold the gold to increase the foreign currency reserves because it was a sensible response to black Wednesday. He’s not a clairvoyant; he didn’t know 9/11 would make gold skyrocket. However
(a) he announced he was selling it, in large quantities, in advance.
(b) he engaged in massive deficit spending during a growth period
That’s just retarded. The first is plain stupid and the second was predicated upon his belief that the market would never, ever rebound because… uh… magic?
Watching the GMTV interview right now. She’s not so much been drinking, as /inhaling/ the KoolAid.
Strategy: say tax credits often enough and a miracle will happen. Don’t mention the deficit!
Who pays for all the millions of people’s Tax Credits ??
Does Gordon get the money off Money Trees or does he just keep printing more ??
That’s where ‘not mentioning the budget deficit’ kicks in. According to Alasdair Darling if you don’t think about it then it goes away.
I don’t know ??
But what I do know is that you clearly have some kind of nervous tic ??
You worry me Guido.
That woman’s husband has done his best to destroy me and my family during the last 13 years. He deserves everything he gets and a hell of a lot more, so does his wife and everyone connected to the contagion that is the liabor party.
You see Guido, I know these things because I have worked and paid my taxes for decades.
. . . and the Country . . don’t forget he’s done his fucking best to destroy the country . . and the armed forces . . . and any semblence of decency in the family . . . and borders . . and . . and . . .
Maybe you said somethin bad about his mum?
Just sayin’.
What a load of shit !
Gordon is STILL a hero in my eyes !
I was going to post a comment about how sarah looked this morning in her red coat.
You beat me too it Guido – her eyes say it all.
Plus she seems to be ever so close at hand.
and what about ROSS KEMP – FUCKING HELL !
My husband, my weirdo.
Yeahr – after listening to his ever increasing paranoid speaches, with the word fight mentioned in almost every sentence….well, I don’t want to be living under a dictator who sees fear and threat at every moment of his waking day.
Why the hell is he always talking about fighting?
I think this gives a very good indicator as to his underlying personality – where he sees most situations as a threat and the need to fight.
The man is a violent, nasty, uncompassionate beast !
The way he forces himself to smile at totally inappropriate moments.
I suppose the best outcome for what to do with gordon after the election would be to send him to some kind of “the truman show” prison camp.
Truly he is the personification of “anti-charisma” or charisn’tma.
Charisma light.
Charisma feckin’ free more like.
‘fight’ is evocative of class war. The battle of ‘progressivism’ (Honecker’s favourite word) against the forces of reaction ‘conservatism’.
Class war terminology. Rich coming from a socialist so much in awe and hock to international finance.
All in all, emotive aggression couched in the language of the politics of envy to rally the votes. Thoroughly and cynically bogus, of course.
The symbolism of a cosmic battle in socialist theology. Dark versus light. Good versus evil. Atheist, calvinist theology. Learnt in the Manse.
Looks like that Indy journalist had a ‘progressive’ kicking yesterday – vote-rigging scrote started on his nose, then called some more like-minded Labour folk to carry it further.
I do so hope the journo becomes disillusioned with Socialist politics, if he ain’t already.
Sarah Brown probably thinking about that removal lorry in 2 days’ time. She’s probably going to set him adrift – shortly. They won’t be removing to Kirkcaldy with their family, that’s for sure.
It’s just occurred to me why she would look so sad. Gordon Brown will have very little to do with government after this and will end up taking up all kind of directorships.
She’s just realised that, as much as he will earn, he will end up paying a rate of 50% tax on most of it!!!!
She doesn’t realise that some of his contacts will ensure he can manipulate things to avoid paying anything like that much……..
But everyone knows about the Jonah effect. How many companies can there be with a corporate deathwish ? Who would want to take him on ?
She knows it’s the end of his political career. Why should she worry? He will have already fixed up an over paid job for some charity or other.
She’s worried because she’ll have to spend a lot more time with Gordon.
If you were running a successful charity, would you really want Jonah Brown coming to help you?
Don’t forget that Sarah Brown is a professional Public Relations person so she might be despairing at the failure in his image.
Perhaps the Browns may like to work for the “Help for Heroes” charity after they leave No.10- raising money for the countless soldiers who’ve lost limbs in their illegal wars.
I don’t think that can be true. I have known a Ruandan refugee for the past 10 years or so, and for the past 6 years the Home Office has been unable to decide whether or not he is here legally. Six years hanging about waiting to see if you have committed a criminal offence or not is not an amnesty.
Sarah’s looking very menacing if you ask me. I reckon it’ll get too much for her on Thursday, and she’ll spaz-out and kill Gordon just as he plonks his vote into the ballot box.
If so, I shall have to change my (non-)religion. We will have final proof that there is a god!
It’s the look of a woman watching her own post-No10 career disappearing round the u-bend like a stubborn turd.
Oh tis sad to see her cry. I will vote labour to end her boohoos, I will give up my liberty and civil liberties so that they can have another go at completely destroying the country. The public are arseholes if they buy these tears.
Just heard that bong-eyed Hunt say … “Fairness is in my DNA”
What a lying Hunt !
I phoned the UK DNA Research laboratory & they said that they have not identified any “Fairness” gene in the human DNA.
Brown is a compulsive LIAR !
She’s looking like the woman locked in the attic in Jane Eyre, and she was mad.
Looks like contempt to me.
Sad because Her husbands losing His job or is it really because She’ll instantly lose Her status in the Twitterati?
One day left to save the country
GCSE Biology Exam Question 2010 Paper 1:
“Does Sarah Brown have a cock ? Discuss”
A. Yes, it’s called Gordon Brown.
Q. What’s the useless piece of flesh at the end of Brown’s cock called?
A. Gordon Brown.
Fuck off you blubbering butch bitch. PR stunt.
She’s doing her best to make people feel sorry for him, she’s just going for a few extra votes. Standing by her man. He’s the father of her two sons (I presume), and that makes a difference to a woman.
Just say NO to 5 more years of Liebore.
GCE A’ Level – POLITICS Exam June 2010 (LEAKED QUESTIONS)
The following questions are from this years multiple choice (y/n) paper.
(1) Is Gordon Brown a lying bastard ?
(2) Is Gordon Brown a Hunt ?
(3) Is Grodon Brown now unemployed ?
(4) Is Gordon Brown married to a man-woman with big feet & hands and a knob ?
(5) Should Gordon Brown be hung for treason ?
(6) Has Gordon Brown tried to destroy the monarchy ?
(7) Does Gordon Brown raid pensioners savings ?
(8) Does Gordon Brown want to turn the UK into an Islamic state ?
(9) Is Ed Balls a fucking halfwit ?
(10) Does Yvette Cooper think marital affairs with journalists are okay ?
(11) Should Alan Johnson go back to being a dumb-fuck postie ?
(12) Is Tony Blair a money grabbing twat who thinks only of himself ?
(13) Does John Prescott eat his own body weight in pies every day ?
(14) Have we been truelf fucked by Labour ?
If you answered Y to all the above you have Passed, otherwise you are a thick Hunt !
great post !
I think picking on your enemy’s wife is a shit thing
Yes the kind of thing Labour thugs would do. You would expect better from Conservatives.
Jimmy you stink to high heaven.
Like Damien McBride picking on Frances Osborne, fr’instance?
Hero?! Hahahahaha.
She’s thinking, “There goes my meal ticket”.
Like the rest of the Party she was in denial hoping that the spin would serve, as it has these last 13 years, and the world would not come to believe her husband is, as she well knows, a worthless piece of white dogshit.
She was right to give it a try, though. Even now, after the worst political campaign since Julius Caesar’s, I still read that Mandlebum is a wizard rather than the cretin he actually is. Didn’t we hear a few weeks ago that the Lord Fondlebum was not letting Harperson near the campaign because she would fuck it up? How could it be any worse?
Seriously, have a think as to what you could have done to make this campaign worse than it actually is?
I have a feeling the spin, plus the electoral fraud *will* be enough though.
I hope I’m wrong, but the only thing Labour are any good at is winning elections and not giving up power.
Champagne on ice has been cancelled for me.
Same here, I get the feeling that a deal has been made with the Libdems and Postal fraud will win the day.
Don’t worry!
Remember, whoever wins inherits a country on the verge of collapse. Let ‘em have it!
At last, the summary of 13 tragic years:
And yet, there are still labour voters out there! Combined IQ? Probably less than the English cricket team score in a typical test match!
No feeling sorry for Liebore!
They might pick up sympathy votes from cat women and other assorted odd balls at the margins of society.
In for the kill! I’m enjoying this, every day or so a new disaster for Broon. I can see the appeal of field sports now. I want more than a pound of Labours’ flesh and I don’t care how much socialist blood has to be spilt for me to get it. This last few days has almost made all my suffering worth while………but not quite.
Death to Labour, if not, then third place please.
Looks like Mandelboy’s Brazilian Macumba Priest has finally come up with the goods against Brown and Whelan.
“Pass me another chicken Reinaldo!”
I wonder if Sarah will be the next Hilary Clinton, and run for the Labour Leadership once Brown has been kicked Upstairs.
Lord Brown of …………..?
I can think of quite a few names to fill the gap above.
Surely even Broon would have the good sense to just fook off and not be heard of again. Not Lord Broon, no, the Hunts done nothing but damage. I’ll start a petition, this has to be stopped.
What about Lord Prescott?
same
Even though the HoL pre-BLiar was quite a useful little talking shop, I sincerely hope that if Dave gets in he sets about reforming it and getting rid of all the poxy, pigging ZaNuLieBor placemen like Mandletart, IllegalScotchland & PollyMynahs and starts inviting back all of the real Lords so that it can be a proper gentlemens’ club again!
PorkPie Prescott can stay to serve the G & T’s, so long as he doesn’t drink too much of the cellar.
Do Gordon Browns kids resemble any of his DPG security detail officers?
In fact, do they bear any resemblance at all to either McRuin or his beard ?
They both have hairy arses, just like McMental and his beard!
She’s a fucking reptile. Look at those heartless eyes!
A touch of V, the new series, I think. Call her Anna.
The Conservative Party accepted donations totalling £12,357,714 in the first quarter of 2010, data from the Electoral Commission showed today.
The figure was more than three times that accepted by Labour, which received £4,072,432 from January to March.
The Liberal Democrats accepted donations worth £1,931,147 over the same period, the figures showed.
Some 14 political parties reported accepting £19,260,225 in donations over the quarter, the Electoral Commission figures showed.
And the lying Conservatives still won’t wion an overall majority !!
Notice the choice of language. ‘Accepted’ being used in lieu of ‘received’. One makes you sound like you’re getting back-handers and the other makes you sound as if you’re getting popular donations.
Labour. Sometimes we lie subtley.
But mostly we just lie.
Bang on.
Yep, bribes are accepted and donations are received.
Ergo:
Labour receives donations. (Positive)
Conservatives and Lib Dems accept bribes. (Negative)
Nice example of the use of conduit metaphor. Much used in advertising.
Manipulative by planting impressions through use of loaded words.
And how much did Mittal donate to the Labour party over the period 1997-2010?
Or the Unions collectively over the same period?
And where exactly did donations to the Lib-Dems come from?
Oh I can’t say, because the Lib-Dems have employed Carter-Ruck to ensure that no-one can answer that question.
No no no. Use the same language. How much money did Labour accept from the non-dom Mittal. How much money did Labour accept from the trade unions. None of this ‘receive’ and ‘donations’ milarky.
If your lot can’t raise any cash despite actually being able to promise legislation to suit the donor then it should tell you something.
Fuck off TAT You shit stirring piss soaked tramp
the tories have got so much money they have stopped collecting
unlike your party who’s budget has been run by the same people who ran this country and as a result you are also McBUST You C*NT !
It didn’t raise it.
It was given it by the Unions and other socialist lickspittles.
The Conservative contract.
http://www.conservatives.com/contract/
Moley will be signing it on Thursday.
There is no other sensible choice.
it’s not a contract unless your signature is under Cameron’s. Dated and witnessed. Its a Camercon
There’s choice, sunshine. And some of us will be using it – properly.
Different constituency.
Different choice.
Different decision.
American doomsday websites have gone into end of days top gear over the fucking toy bomber. Still the same as they were in 1950′s B movies, running down the street screamers. Holes are being dug and bunkers stocked up. The fucking country is more Soviet than anything Joe Stalin could ever have dreamed up. hand on heart lovingly gazing at flag I kid you not. news is wall to wall bigging up this joker of a bomber. Latest is if it had exploded it would have sent a wave of shrapnel right up Times Square and 49th. You have to remember this is the same set up as the joker who left the bomb in London and the one those other clowns drove into Glasgow airport only to burn their bollocks off and get punched out by the baggage handler.See you all next time.
Bombing civilians in the streets didn’t seem to bother the Yanks when they were sending their dollars to the IRA.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/1563119.stm
Ironically, those who had a hard-on for IRA violence were mostly Democrat supporters. The plastic Irish of Boston and Chicago, the chic terrorist supporting radicals of the east and west coasts – all natural Democrats voters.
Rupert has offered me £2m for book on Nokia Wars, rocking horse pics and plots that finished Milburn, Byers, Smith, Morris, D Dewar, Blair, Hewitt, Clarke.
Yippee I can now that bearded, golf playing, dog breathed,impotent, chapagne socialist, fuckwit of a husband of mine. Pack your bags Gavyn you tosspot.
The young are stupid due to the Xfactor of politics and ProEU. People havce short memories which corrupt politicians enjoy.
Has David Cameron quit politics ??
David Cameron has cancelled his interview with Channel 4 – via @jonsnowC4 : http://bit.ly/b1RG
Is he still in NI?
Ash in the airspace
no, but Gordon is expelled from No 10 by the electorate this Friday!
brown
Is
Gone
On
Friday
What a bigot!!
Would you like to borrow a cardboard box for Friday morning? Don’t be late either. The Landlords are taking possession at 9.20am and the P60′s are only held at reception until then.
Sarah Brown has the cleanest pussy in Westminster….she has a woman in twice a week.
Where’s Sue?
Jesus H Christ, steady on. Don’t you realise you could hurt yourself jumping off a high ladder?
Non-domGuido Fawkes gave £250k cash to Lab last week, according to EC register
That would Be a 250grm Box Of Special “K” Tat You Fucking Dick Brain !
tat don’t you mean Conservative you thick thief
I feel sorrow for Gordon and Sarah. The amount of despicable abuse given out by the general media and by illiterate dickheads on this site would be enough to stress anybody.
Just wait until you all have your wish and David Cameron takes charge – then this country will fall into a complete mess and Gordon will be able to have the last laugh. And in five years Labour will return with a huge majority.
Whoever is in charge this country will now fall into a complete mess. Because the tough decisions have been postponed for the past two years. the window of opportunity to tame the expectations of the public sector has been lost even while one million private sector workers lost their jobs and millions more went to short time.
And while all that opportunity went begging the Maximum Imbecile borrowed another 300bn quid just to generate 0.1% of ‘growth’.
Of course we’re fucked. Fucked by Brown. the damage is done.
F*ck off Voice of Treason.
Voice of Treason I think.
What sort of laugh would that be, Voice of Treason?.
Fuck You TAT you fucking Knob Head !
That was the purpose of the ‘scorched earth’ tactic, wasn’t it.
Spend on a massive increase in debt to maintain the Labour constituency to minimise the rout. Snipe from opposition. Wheel in the Unions to create unrest.
Hope to be re-elected when others have carried out the difficult and politically damaging necessary measures to restore the nation.
Voice of Twatdom: F**k off with your pathetic “just wait until”s…the country’s been
so f***ed up by Gordo that many people feel far more antagonistic towards him than Labour supporters did towards Maggie Thatcher – remember “Ditch the Bitch” etc…you Labour Luvvie Trolls are complete f***ing hypocrits.
I thought that I recognise this situation:
http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Sarek_(episode)
Sarah is using her Vulcan type telepathic powers to help Broon contain his emotions during his demise. They have clearly forged some form of mind meld for the duration of the campaign, only to be broken on Friday so that they can resume their normal, gay lifestyles.
At least Sarah has the consolation of knowing it will soon be over – but on the downside she will be seeing much of of the git.
Heard theres a downfall parody of Gordon and Manish,Gorden ranting that it was him let all the fucking immigrants in and look what they have done to him,just when I was about to be elected as PM.
even the Grun had to put Bigotgate at number 2
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/pda/2010/apr/30/viralvideochart-election-downfall
David Cameron is such a bitch
Cameron ditches his gay marriage ‘contract’ pledge? http://bit.ly/a5qt8M
Fucking good.
Vote B*NP
O K TAT let’s suppose you are right and we do in fact get your long predicted “Hung Parliament” !
What good does that do for anybody ?
so on your prediction You are Right !
so why not now concentrate youe anger against the Scummy Labour Party Who if given another five years will destroy and really bankrupt this country !
TELL THE PIGS TO FUCK OFF ON THURSDAY
Will you please make sure the Idiot and his Carer lose on Thursday, Michelle hates them both.
Bigot
read the jewish cronicle.. Ed balls dressed as nazi at Oxford. Needs airing
In replies to brogan.
I can’t muster up much sympathy for Sarah Brown tbh.
The Mandy spat with Boulton hasn’t been on here so here it is,watch out for the Micheal Winner calm down part about 3:50.
Has anyone seen the clip on sky of McMental,McBust arriving somewhere ?
a large crowd of teenage girls screeming as the gurning retard grabs as many hands as posible for the camera
then the shot pans out wide to see another Gurning C*nt standing behind him its Ross Kemp
it looked so convincing untill the camera moved back
As for you Local badboy and ex east enders heart throb you are as fucking daft as your mongy leader and if i were you i wouldn’t go back filming with the troops in Afghanistan
As they really do have live ammunition when Brown’s not in town !
Has anyone got a spare telly as i have just fucking slung mine through the front window ?
You can bet your botton Dollar that Ross Camp and his film crew never went out on Patrol having to share body armour !!!
I’m at a total loss why MPs spouses should even be seen & certainly not heard.
Do any of you go to work with your wife/husband?
What a sorry state we have become.
I am reminded of two Tammy Wynette song:
Stand by your Man
Divorce
which one will play out here????
Im Reminded of Two Kenny Rodgers songs
“The Gambler”
and
“Coward of the County “
This is one of Labour’s employee jobsworths.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Youth-Consultant-Simon-Beard-Caught-Grooming-Children-For-Sex-On-Web-In-Sky-News-Undercover-Probe/Article/201005115625149?lpos=UK_News_Top_Stories_Header_0&lid=ARTICLE_15625149_Youth_Consultant_Simon_Beard_Caught_Grooming_Children_For_Sex_On_Web_In_Sky_News_Undercover_Probe
and this is is website.
http://www.warwickshire.gov.uk/web/corporate/pages.nsf/links/CC223CB8905C55358025736B0039339A
http://www.nya.org.uk/Training-programme
I said a lot more than that but it seems to have been removed from the post!
now it’s there.so I’ll just shut up
Sarah has looks ranging from acute embarrassment to pity…she must be a very patient to carry this mental case around the country trotting out the same load of bollocks day after day…perhaps she just goes on auto pilot…you can see she pulls him this way and that when they are holding hands and out walking on the campaign..she is a savvy PR person so she must know in her water she is watching the death throes of a wanker the majority of the nation despises.
Very telling today when he was interviewed he said he didn’t want to do anything business wise after he leaves politics…are we surprised who would want to employ him although had very much expected he would be taking up appointment with World Bank or IMF having been such a saviour to the economy. Good riddance to the lying twat age concern in the outer hebrides sounds about right.
Bloody hell look at these jobs, talk about a waste of tax payers money most of them.
http://www.cypnowjobs.co.uk/jobs/30000—39999
Cameron on good form in Jockland !
It’s the look that says “why don’t you just lay down and fucking die”
What the hell did she marry the dysfunctional hoon for in the first place?
No sympathy need be wasted on her…
It’s the pained look on any spouses face when she sees her husband making an absolute tit of himself.
It’s the LOOK of the WORST PM’s WIFE married to the WORST PM the country has EVER HAD. She should apologies to the QUEEN TOO. She should apologise to the Duke, the Princes and the Princess. She should apologies to ALL and SUNDRY except for the WORST PM the COUNTRY has EVER HAD.
Just seen Ball’s on Sky he knows that he is dead meat !
if he does not die of a horrible disease before Friday
then i would like Cameron to come out and clearly state that he would Block any move to make Bollocks a Lord !
if after Friday i saw this twat cleaning shit pots in the council toilets
i would feel very strongly that he was depriving somebody more able of a job !
Oh by the way i believe your wife has taken an interest in the poll’s
in particular the “Telegraph pole” Being Thrust Into Her by some Journalist
Hard luck nad’s a loser on all fronts
ha ha ha ha ha
sarah browns a fucking moose
shes 6ft4, has tree trunk legs and walks like a cowboy.
samcam…..hmmmm yum yum
That would be the large calibre rabbit stuck up the Beard’s jaxxie!
The act dropped yesterday when Gordo was incapable of getting the tea order in at the canteen. Barked at the wife he loves and said ‘you order’. Bet she was livid he did that on live TV. Mask slipped, oh dear.
Bremner, Bird and Fortune. Highly edited leader’s debates: David Cameron: “The other day I went for a run…to Afghanistan” Gordon Brown: “Last night I…gave Nick and David a bath” Brilliant.
Or maybe she’s worried about his what he will be like after No 10.
She is the WORST PM’s WIFE the country has ever had. She’s TROLLING around with that RETARD of a hubbie who’s the WORST PM the COUNTRY has EVER had. She should APOLOGISE to the QUEEN, the DUKE, the PRINCES and PRINCESSES. She should apologise to ALL and sundry.
I think the delightful Cherie takes the accolade for worst PM’s wife in history.
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MRS. BRAOUWN WAS ONLY TRYING TWO HELP
MRS. BRAOUWNS* MEMWIRES WILL BE ON SAIL SOON
GHWOUYYDDOUGH FORKX IS FISHING FOUR SORRY SUKKERS
MRS. SARAH BRAOUWN FAOUWND A TITLE FOUR HER MEMWYRE
BUT HUR PUBLEAKAN SED HOLD THE PHRHUNT PAYDGJE
TILL BLHAQK FREYEDHAY
IT WILL GO DAOUWN WELL EYETHUR WAY
SAD INIT
THAT IS THE TITTLETATTLETHAITLE OV SARAH BRAOUWNS* DAIRIES
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Sarah’s got that “Drop Dead Hubby” look on her face. The look that says “You’ve gone on and on and on and on about how GREAT you are over and over and over again but you’re actually a TOTAL failure and I can no longer stand the sight or touch of you” – it’s familiar to couples who fall out of love once that the flame that brought them together has sputtered out…Sad but true…
It’s the LOOK of the WORST PM’s WIFE married to the WORST PM the country has EVER HAD. She should apologies to the QUEEN TOO. She should apologise to the Duke, the Princes and the Princess. She should apologies to ALL and SUNDRY except for the WORST PM the COUNTRY has EVER HAD.
It’s called BOTOX
Ignoring the fact his wife is looking increasingly distraught. I remain fascinated with the way Gordon’s mannerisms are becoming evermore like A Hitler in the Movie Clips.
Surely others have noted he appears to be prepared to promise anything to everyone at no cost with no concequences. his delivery is becoming increasingly manic.
Do we really want him, Balls or Harriden Harperson in charge for a further 5 years?
I get loads for dodging gainful employment. Brown’s my man.
Oh diddums – does the East German thunder thighs not like the thought of being unable to steal more of our money?
Eva Braun and Adolf Hitler.
Sarah Brown and Gordon Brown.
What’s the bloody difference?
None.
Both ruined a whole country.
Calm down. It sounds like you need a nice, vigorous hobby to relax and unwind. I’d suggest cycling, but I do know that it is banned at some mental hospitals, so that may not be an option for you.
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A ASYLUM SEEKHER, SEEKING ASSYLUM,
FROM ETHNYQK WAR AND H8*,
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HE WOKE UP IN THE MOURNING,
ON SUMMER SOLSTICE DAY,
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THROW THE HISSTORY BHOOK AT THATSHA LOT
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2012
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I had not noticed this before.
I’m usually with you, Guido, but gloating like this leaves a bad taste.
Problem is they believed the hype. Just like Bliar, it all sounded so good when the game got going. But, as usual, with Labour you get tax and spend. It’s never on the front page and it never acknowledged. From Tax Credits to the the job position of chief primary school blackboard cleaning Director. It’s all made up – another job to keep another minority group happy. Another benefit to keep the core LieBore voters on the right side of the dividing line. More people pissing it up the wall in Kappa suits with 5 kids living the Council House dream whilst Polish Tomaz gets his warehouse picking job because he wants to earn a living, keeping Dave John Rodney on the dole – and he might as well stay there because he gets more instead of fucking working for a living.
I do feel sorry for Brown – but he partially made the bed with Bliar’s help and blindness and power saw him all the way into it along with the rest of the fucked-up power-hungry twats like Millipede, Balls, Ainsworth, Hain and Gay Boy, not to mention Jacque Boots. She’s someone who I’d pay to see die in a burning car – I have never heard or seen a more odious and snivelling hypocrite of the highest order than her. Her personal life a disaster, her professional position in government a complete and total joke – it adequately represents the sum professionalism of this Labour government since Tory Bliar left which is why no one saw the problems coming….
Guido have you taken to wearing open toe sandals and munching on lentils writing this sentimental mush. Magda is as much part of the Machine as her “husband”. Perhaps even more so ,I wouldnt trust her as far as I could spit !!!
Get some Backbone man theres work to be done and dragons to be slain . No Quarter !
Why the fuck did I saddle myself with that loser? I made a vow to stay with for life, for fuck’s sake!
What the fuck have I done?!
She is a fat ugly cow.
Period.
There speaks a typical punter on this site. Erudite, impartial, intellegent and kind? Just the sort of Brit that now forms this once great country but sadly now populated by chavs and knuckle scrapers.
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