May 1st, 2010

Gordon Meets An Undecided Voter, Heavies Eject Him


  1. 1
    Oh and by the way says:

    Because if he is not lecturing people he can’t answer voters legitimate questions…. he’s a tosser

  2. 2
    Em says:

    Labour won’t hear about their record.

    They just won’t hear it.


    Then they’ll fucking hear it.


  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Who were those people assaulting that guy – were they arresting him, was he trespassing ?

  4. 4

    Walter Wolfgang?

  5. 5
    Grey Matter says:

    Excuse me Guido but wasn’t a pensioner chucked out of one of Bliar’s Labour Conferences for heckling?

  6. 6
    Masked Rabbit says:

    I think the individual would have good reason to complain to the police about assault.

  7. 7
    Peter from London says:

    This story is getting old now, we have to move on, there are far more important things to debate.

  8. 8
    cheshire cate says:

    This mans fate is everyones fate if they dare to disagree with new labour. New labour promise. If you rock the boat you will vanish. Get them out now.

  9. 9
    Steve Expat says:

    ANY politician worth his salt would have taken on a heckler the week before an election.

    Cameron and Clegg (and Blair) would have listened and responded – Brown is incabable of doing that, so got the heavies to throw him out.

    Labour meltdown in five days and counting…

  10. 10
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Drone drone fucking drone. BorgBrown – you will be assimulated…….

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Listen to what GB actually SAYS at 1.10

  12. 12
    Alistair from London says:

    I agree with Peter from London.

  13. 13
    Hold the line,keep steady,keep calm - not long now. says:

    Notice the ugly minges behind him – the blonde top left is an actress from North Shields – they are all plants to pretend they vote Labour.

    Just think,only 5 more days and this man,second only to Adolf Hitler as the most hated man ever to be born (or did he just turn up in a toilet from the sewers?) will be gone forever.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    No-it was during a speech by Straw.

  15. 15
    Purpleline says:

    I honestly fear for that man(heckler), he will be targeted now and probably charged with some offence. We are 5 days away from saving the UK from becoming East Germany.

    Brown if you listen to him sounds more and more like a megalomaniac.

    Yesterday he lied to Paxman all the time and tried bluster to avoid deep questioning, he span out answers to take up time. In May 1997 inflation was 2.6% so his lie about Boom and Bust was easy to show up.

  16. 16
    Joe Public says:

    Gordon should have gone to Specsavers. For a Hearing Aid.

  17. 17
    Hoping for a Ballsout says:

    LOL. I’m sure there’s a few bruised aides and secretaries that can confirm that.

  18. 18
    Every me and every ewe says:

    Stick Brown in a field full of sheep. Tupp won’t mind being rogered by him.

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Reminds me of the time putin was being challenged by the mother of a kursk victim and FSB did something.

  20. 20
    More Tories Please says:

    “I fight for MY future” – doesn’t look too good.

  21. 21
    Brown and out says:

    “I fight every minute of the day for MY future”

    Don’t worry – he is gone this time next week.

    Forever out of our TV’s,radios and newspapers.

    And he finished himself off when he complained about having to meet only the second ordinary member of the public in the last 3 weeks.And she was a staunch Labour voter.

    Gordon Brown – the Jonah of the world.

  22. 22
    CraigMorecambe says:

    It says a lot for their respect for freedom of speech that the Labour supporters in the audience cheered the eviction of the heckler.

    Even the Pravda website says:
    Word from the BBC team with the prime minister: The heckler in Sunderland was Julian Borthwick who is agitated about fast broadband in the North East. And he was also annoyed that Mr Brown was appearing before “small hand-picked groups”.

  23. 23
    Nick2 says:

    It’s just a stream of semi-connected sound bites. Most reminiscent of the Apple ‘1984’ Macintosh ad.

    Who will rid us of this turbulent bastard?

  24. 24
    More Tories Please says:

    If you witness an assault shouldn’t it be reported to the police? What authority did the “stewards” have to man handle the heckler out?

  25. 25
    burningnun says:

    Those are piss-poor “heavies.”

  26. 26
    Tony, Somewhere else says:

    I agree with Peter and Alistair.

  27. 27
    Gooey Blob says:


    I’ve been going through the deluge of literature that has come through my door in the past week or so. Much to my surprise, Judy Mallaber, Labour’s candidate for Amber Valley, actually has a photograph of Gordon Brown in one of her leaflets. It must be the fifth or sixth item I’ve had from Labour (though this was hand-delivered, most have come through the post). Judy has a notional majority of a little over 6,000 and her own leaflet admits that she is fighting an uphill struggle to retain the seat.

    That uphill struggle probably isn’t helped by the inclusion of Brown’s image in her own leaflets…

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    labour’s “heavies” are anold guy and a woman. ha ha ha

  29. 29

    Why is he in Sunderland C ? Surely he doesn’t think he’ll lose that also ?

    I assume they are sacred about the very low total of votes Labour could end up with.

  30. 30
    Mike Stillon says:

    Perhaps he can put this brave decision in his next book about “Courage”.

  31. 31
    Brown and out says:

    A woman approached the anguished mother of one of the sailors killed in the sinking of the submarine – she was making things difficult for Putin – and she injected the mother in the neck.

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    Gosh yes, put a hand on a Tory. How very dare they. For surely Tories are the chosen ones and as far from being a bunch of pig thick window lickers as can be.

  33. 33
    Gordon Brown says:

    I listen to what people have to say. Because it is the right thing to do.

  34. 34
    Chris Davies says:

    Brown has sunk the Labour Party for 20 years with a boom that almost broke the country’s economy followed by three years as a useless Prime Minister.He has left the rank & file Labour activists utterly demoralised.

    A talentless Scots bully-boy just like his pals at Royal Bank of Scotland who does not like ordinary people.

  35. 35
    Brown is a creepy c'unt says:

    In a democracy, to stifle dissent is the erm, right thing to do.

  36. 36
    fox u says:

    Oh now hang on Adolf did a least like his mum! never heard that said about the Gordon!.

  37. 37
    Lay a finger on me.... says:

    I would have taken the c*unt out who came up the stairs and grabbed him – take him down with a single hit.

    As for the woman,well she is ugly and will still be ugly tomorrow.

  38. 38
    The last days of Labour says:

    I hate Gordon Brown with a passion that can’t be put into words. He is truly one of the most despicable, wretched, rotten and evil people on earth. His death would fill me with joy.

  39. 39
    John from Hull says:

    I am ambiguous in my agreement with Peter.

    Are you not going to finish your pie?

  40. 40
    Brown is a creepy c'unt says:

    EVERY minute?

    FFS, does the arsehole never sleep?

  41. 41
    Grunt futtock says:

    Hardly “heavies” Guido,bloke should have lamped the guy who first laid a hand on him and really thrown a spoke in Brown’s wheels.
    No doubt Gordo will be round his place with a bunch of flowers and a sincere smile this evening.

  42. 42
    S'Truth says:

    Er….Julian Borthwick also seems to be a practicing barrister and the Dean of St. Benet’s Hall, Oxford University….so, no ordinary man!

    Or is this some kind of really, really weird coincidence in both looks and name?

  43. 43
    Okay,Ed - this is the plan says:

    I bet Labour try to get a heckler in front of Cameron tomorrow – DC should invite the turd up on the stage and love him to death.

  44. 44
    Jonah McDoom The Prime Mentalist Cunting Piece of Shit says:

    I like meeting the ordinary voter. And then having them removed. And calling them names in private.

  45. 45
    Brown is a creepy c'unt says:

    Fuck off Campbell.

  46. 46
    Mr Plum says:

    Brown’s so useless cannot even afford proper heavies they did look a bit puny

  47. 47
    Brown is a creepy c'unt says:


  48. 48
    Hate Club says:

    Sorry – I am the number one hater of this utter excrement.

    I am his biggest hater,if you know what I mean.

  49. 49
    Gordon Brown says:

    You lot are just BIGOTS !

  50. 50
    Imprison Jonah and his rabble of evil, lying, thieving, corrupt cunts says:

    I hope Labour are out of power for at least 20 years. They deserve to be consigned to the political wilderness for generations.

  51. 51
    Jimmy says:

    Someone from Sunderland called Julian?


  52. 52
    Brown by name says:

    I misunderstood some of the words.

  53. 53
    Steve Expat says:

    Labour child poster spoofs coming thick and fast now

    Daddy, why haven’t the soldiers got any helicopters


  54. 54
    Don't vote for Camerclegg says:

    he was Wheelend out

  55. 55
    Brown Shirts in Sunderland says:

    He was obviously a terrorist because Labour thugs used that legislation to remove a paid-up Labour member of the audience to stop any questioning of Jack Warts.

  56. 56
    this country has become awfully silly says:

    Unfortunately I “mishear” them and then insult loyal Labour voters. It’s also the right thing to do.
    It is because I am deaf as well as stupid.

  57. 57
    Fark off you troll says:

    A Labour troll called Jimmy?


  58. 58
    We know everything says:

    No – completely the same person.

    Iain Dale reckons the internet hasn’t had a say in this election – it has – the speed that information gets out and then we all fill in the gaps.

    Aerial view and full address of Geoff Hoon’s house,anyone?

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Its amazing that he has the worst fake smile I have ever seen, yet many don’t seem to notice this. Is it because they have all fallen asleep thanks to his monotone repeating mantra’s?

  60. 60
    fox u says:

    No gob sh$t he is a member of the public in a public space ! but in your fecked up puppet master world, political affiliation dictates where you go and what you can say and you agree with that ? you horrid little traitor the .N.K.V.D would have been proud of you little puppet child !

  61. 61
    Davnik Camerclegg says:

    If it was public then the heavies are open to arrest for assault

  62. 62
    this country has become awfully silly says:

    The master hater, if you will.

  63. 63
    Steve Expat says:

    He won’t be sleeping much for the next five days.

    Why doesn’t he just resign now and save himself the most stressful week of his life??

  64. 64
    Cinna says:

    He should count hinself lucky that he wasn’t arrested as a suspected terrorist, like that old chap at the Labour conference a couple of years ago.

    How dare he argue with the “speial one?”

  65. 65

    They are going to send the heavies round on election day to make sure you vote Labour, with the growing survilance culture they introduced, they know where you live and who you plan to vote for.

  66. 66
    Tristram from Stoke (seriously) says:

    Can I paly with you big boys, please?

  67. 67

    Ah, there you are Sarah. Gordon is scheduled to get back from campaigning at six, so could you have his tea on the table for him at half past?

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:


  69. 69
    spike says:

    No wonder big bad Al has looked ashen of late.Just think of the number of civil servants who are looking at payback after years of being bullied by this unelected thug.Dr david kelly’s” suicide “could be the least of Al’s problems.

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Fucking SPOT ON!!!

  71. 71
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    They were just NuLabor stooges. The experiment of letting the Maximum Imbecile meet real people has been cancelled, and the apparatchik who suggested it has been sent to a re-education camp.

  72. 72
    Masked Rabbit says:

    Ok torture then.

  73. 73
    I was there when ..... says:

    I am going to book a holiday at work for Friday and go up to Downing St to watch Gordon Brown and his “wife” / minder from East Germany being driven away in a white van with little windows in the side.

    Be a part of history – be there when Brown is driven literally away for good!

  74. 74
    Cinna says:

    Has he been seen since they bundled him away? Or has he mysreiously disappeared?

  75. 75
    Sarah Macauley says:

    Only 6 days till I’m reunited with my special friend in Kent.

  76. 76
    Peter "The Borg Queen" Mandelson says:

    We are the Nu Lie-Borg, you will be Ass-Stimulated, resistance is futile!

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Different ball game than if he was a hippy student who wanted to save the planet.

    Hope the press picks up on this!

  78. 78
    Grunt futtock says:

    “I fight every minute of the day for MY future”

    Another way of saying this really,take it away Gordon

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    this country has become awfully silly says:

    Actually in charge of chambers’ IT

    rather than a member of chambers per se.
    Still, he’s well placed to get advice on who to sue.

  80. 80
    Cinna says:

    It’s the fragrant Sarah I feel sorry for…

  81. 81
    Hate Club says:

    I will.

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    Up sh1t creek says:

    There’s another clip from a different camera, makes the whole thing look even worse.

  83. 83
    Dick Robinson says:

    Agreed, I have never hated a politician quite so much. I can barely stand to even look at him any more.

    In a funny sort of way I can understand how lefties feel about Thatcher now, although I don’t agree with them.

  84. 84
    The last days of Labour says:

    Doesn’t this photo melt your heart?

    Ah, what a sweet sham. Sorry, I mean family.

  85. 85
    S'Truth says:

    Ah yes, sorry. My mistake. But still Dean of St Benets.

  86. 86
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    McFuckwit is like Ceaucescu, reading his boring speech about the glorious grain harvest, oblivious to the revolution. I think he too deserves a fair twenty minute trial, and then up against the wall. God, that will be good television, imagine the ratings.

  87. 87
    Anonymous says:

    All this bollocks from Brown.
    The Tories should call in the IMF next week to get an INDEPENDANT audit of the Governments indebtedness including all those off balance sheet items ( including Pensions and PPFI’s) – seek their advice and put it into place ASAP.
    That would shut up this bunch of scumbags and the country would then better appreciate the dire straits we are in and the actions that are necessary.
    Rawlings did that on taking power in Ghana and transformed the place. There has not been an coup d’etat since !!

  88. 88
    Capitalist and proud of it says:

    Go see Iron Man 2. Good film. Pro-capitalism theme to boot.

  89. 89
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Don’t forget to buy some batteries for your special friend. Duracell if you can get them.

  90. 90
    Cinna says:

    Which one was the woman?

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    Who was that beeyatch in the red?

  92. 92
    power to the people - BMP storming the hustings says:

  93. 93
    South of the M4 says:

    He also agreed that you cannot spend your way out of a recession “… if you have inflation, but we do not have inflation…”. But we do have ‘real’ inflation in everybody’s home at ~9% and rising. So, if he knows what ‘real’ inflation is, and not his governments manipulated figures, then he is knowingly following a ruinous policy. If he does not know what ‘real’ inflation is then he is utterly deluded.

    And no, it does not look good for him. He has been portrayed, at last, as a bullying dictator. The question for me is why has his party left him in his position.

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    Don't forget PURCELL says:

    Gordon Brown is a disgrace I hope he loses his Scottish seat!

    Slightly off topic. His Scottish pal Jim Murphy has done another disappearing act since the “Royal leak” story broke.

    The MSM in Scotland were all over this when Iain Gray raised the issue of the walk ways around the Balmoral Estate in the Scottish parliament. Now that the leak has been traced back to Tom Greatrex who at the time was an aide to Scottish secretary Jim Murphy, the Scottish media are no where to be seen.

    Greatrex is now standing as Labour candidate for Rutherglen and Hamilton West, he has failed so far to confirm or deny the allegation!

  95. 95
    Hang Brown says:

    When Cameron gets in, I hope he has all the relevant files disclosed so we can have Brown et al arrested, charged and put on trial for crimes against the state. What Labour have done to this country is tantamount to treason. Unless I’m mistaken, isn’t treason still the only crime on the statue books that is punishable by death?

  96. 96
    Brown Hater says:

    Hey, that’s my job!!

  97. 97
    MB. says:

    If that is a public place then I would have thought they had no right to lay a hand on him, a clear case of assault. I hope it is reported to the police but i suspect they will keep their heads down.

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    Brown Hater says:


  99. 99
    Mr Ned says:


    Brown Is Gone On Thursday!

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    Look at all those @BevaniteEllie clones behind him – fuck me, where do they get these brain-dead chicks from?

  101. 101
    Brown Shirt Lifter in Sunderland says:

    Wolfgang? What kind of foreign name is that?

    Of course he was a terrorist!

  102. 102
    Rabbit -goes where Gordon has never been. says:

    Work well in a Rabbit,unless Gordon found that one in your cupboard and used up all the batteries.

  103. 103
    Brown Hater says:

    …I’ve got mine booked. Up all night then going to my loacal count.

  104. 104
    Mike Litorus says:

    That’s a funny way to spell it…

    S-p-a-s-t-i-c I think you’ll find.

  105. 105
    Menedemus says:

    Its just ridiculous. He must be a bigotted (or is that Big Headed?) ex-Labour supporter.

    I think Sue must have arranged it?

  106. 106
    The Gorg says:

    Resistance is futile

  107. 107
    Walter Wolfgang says:


  108. 108

    The youngsters behind Gordon look like the Hitler Youth

  109. 109
    Tough decision says:

    And the following weekend,the National Lottery jackpot winner can choose;

    Take the £5M or get to pull the trigger on Brown – no contest.

  110. 110
    Brown Shirt Lifter in Sunderland says:

    He’s taking a soothing walk in some nearby woods to consider the error of his ways.

    He will shortly be very calm and relaxed.

  111. 111
    Mrs Duffy says:

    I am about Labour

  112. 112
    Menedemus says:


  113. 113
    Swiss Bob says:

    Balls on Tour:

  114. 114
    Acting the part says:

    Top left is an actress from North Shields. Looks bored out of her mind – they are all stooges.

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    S'Truth says:

  116. 116
    Brown Shirt Lifter in Sunderland says:

    But friction is good

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    WailsLandofSong says:

    some harridan who’se never heard of democracy.

  118. 118
    Swiss Bob says:

    Duh, what no video allowed anymore, or did I screw up?

  119. 119
    What would tony Do? says:

    You are right Gordon Blair would have had the Wit to turn the heckling to his own advantage. Browns tactic was just to rant louder and louder

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    The Mirror’s chicken didn’t work very well did it!

  121. 121
    something for the weelend sir? says:

    Good question.

  122. 122
    Canterbury Chum says:

    She’ll be fine

  123. 123
    The last days of Labour says:

    Can we please book a one-way ticket for one to Killcalldee, leaving at midday on Friday 7th May? Thanks.

  124. 124
    Mrs Duffy says:

    I’d love to punch that pointy chinned witch

  125. 125
    Anonymous says:

    Just seen it on Sky News. They gave his name, but that was all.

  126. 126

    New Labour is the Nazi Party.

  127. 127
    Steve Expat says:

    From the video there is a guy with a striped tie and radio earpiece talking to the heckler but not touching him – almost certainly special branch officer making sure that all he is is a heckler.

    Strictly speaking there is no problem with using reasonable force in ejecting someone from private property, happens in nightclubs all the time – will make Brown and Labour look like right fuckwits on television tonight though…

  128. 128
    WailsLandofSong says:

    Rhine Maidens, who will receive the seed of the great one and bring forth the next generation of class warriors to fight the good fight

  129. 129
    Peter's wife from London says:

    Anybody fancy a shag whilst my tit of a husband is fucking about on the Internet?

  130. 130
    Red dye in the wool sheep dip says:

    I have the runs.

  131. 131
    Harriet Harman says:

    Hello voters! I’ll be standing for the Labour leadership in a couple of weeks. With me in charge, Labour will rebuild its image and get back into office with a landslide in 5 years. I hope I can count on your support!

  132. 132
    Mrs Duffy says:

    Why have the church got their face in politics

  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

    National Glass Centre in Sunderland

  134. 134

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  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    wonderful picture in this Mail article of the woman in red cardie wagging her finger at him. Real little jobsworth who would be much happier in a brown shirt.

  136. 136
    Steve Expat says:

    Champagne ordered for Friday morning…

  137. 137
    Mrs Duffy says:

    B*NP hijack Davnik Camerclegg in Romford

  138. 138
    Gordung stinks says:

    Reminiscent of Nazi style tactics in the 30’s — disgusting !

  139. 139
    Anonymous says:

    Gordoom is GO!! He does it again, hyst like the genuine labour voter heckling Grinning B’Liar remember that what a larff what, what?

  140. 140
    One Asks? says:

    Is Guido going to do a similar fair posting of this?

  141. 141
    Geoff Wisdom says:

    Yes, all specially trained to clap their fore trotters.

  142. 142
    Sky News says:

    Sky’s Michelle Clifford said: “We asked him ‘What right do you feel you have to disrupt all of those other people who clearly have come to hear the PM?

    “He said ‘they haven’t come here to hear the Prime Minister. It’s the PM making them come to listen to him because they are all Labour supporters.'”

  143. 143
    Cliff says:

    We’re all going on a bank holiday…

  144. 144
    Not long now... says:

    Listen to his fuckwit ‘fans’ cheering as if he hasn’t run the country into the ground. If I ever need to laugh/cry about the country, I go onto LabourList or that one Comrade Jack’s son runs and open up the comments pages. ‘We should be so proud of Sure Start!’ Who is ‘we’? Can I blame them for the fact I’ll be working until I’m dead to pay off their vote buying debt?

  145. 145

    Why is Neville Chamberlain in the background?

  146. 146
    The BBC making the news for Britain - TO-DAY says:


    The BBC switches allegiance from Labour to LibDems….”It is the right thing to do” says an unamed corporation spokesperson.. she added blushing “We all think Nick is really lovely”

  147. 147
    Sky News says:

    Sky’s Peter Spencer said of the incident: “I would put it down to something of a missed opportunity for the Prime Minister. It was obvious that the room was completely packed with Labour activists.

    “It would have been a glorious opportunity for him to have said, when the security guards were trying to push the bloke out, to say ‘no, no. no. Let’s hear him speak’.

    “And let him say his piece, answer him and thus prove the bloke wrong on the spot. But he didn’t. He simply said: ‘Well I’m talking now you can ask your questions later.'”

  148. 148
    WailsLandofSong says:

    Don’t feel sorry for Sarah. she is his Mandy. She is the iron hand within the velvet glove.

  149. 149
    Just about to go round the U-bend says:

    Lighten up, at least there is a solution for any nervous catholic parents

  150. 150
    Menedemus says:

    More like the Stepford Children or the Midwich Cuckoos?

  151. 151
    Anonymous says:

    Hear hear.
    Her in the red really needs a smack in the mouth as well.

  152. 152
    Ordinary Bloke says:

    Fancy having Gordon Brown for a father or a they from Rent a Babe?

  153. 153
    WailsLandofSong says:

    Don’t forget about Tony Blair who allowed McMong to get his foot in the door. If Tony Blair had not been voted in, we would not be in this desolation. We should have listened to the Women’s Institute and sent him packing, and the rest of the Labour with him.

  154. 154
    Lightweight Cast Iron says:

    I have a recurring nightmare:

    Savage cuts, street riots, another election in 2 years, followed by the triumphant return of ZaNuLabia and the final destruction of the UK.

    May 2, 1997 could yet be the day that we, the UK electorate, wrote the longest collective suicide note in history.

    “things can only get better…”

  155. 155
    Graduate with Brain Rot at the Eweniversity of Edinburgh says:

    Excel in Geekynomics.

  156. 156
    Fuhrer Brown says:

  157. 157
    Unsworth says:


    What does she smell of, then?

  158. 158
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    You just can’t get the staff these days.

  159. 159
    PD77 says:

    The next Government could put it on PPV and then solve all the country,s financial problems in one fell swoop.

  160. 160
    Mr Plum says:

    Noted the limp dem promising more spending 2.5 billion on education, have they learned nothing.

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    bunker says:

    It’s not private property & like most of the labour fuckwits you don’t know that

  162. 162
    Hawk says:

    They will,most of the twats get their story’s from here.

  163. 163
    Simple Message says:

    Socialists believe the money should be in the hands of the state

    Capitalists believe the money should be in the hands of the people.

    How can anyone prefer the former??”

  164. 164
    Menedemus says:

    I think you’ll find they were reading him his human rights of free speech?

  165. 165
    Bill says:

    No, not since Blair’s government signed up to protocol 6 of the Europe Convention on Human Rights in 1998, which prohibits capital punishment in peacetime.

  166. 166
    Dick Tator says:

    ‘Well I’m talking now you can ask your questions later, after I have left’ more like.

  167. 167

    How did you know I have a surgical truss with an in-built calculator on it??

  168. 168
    kent rrrrrr rrrrrr rrrrrr rrrrrrabbit says:

    That little ginger one in the middle looks wise beyond its years.

    that expression says “Buncha Weirdos!” rabbit

  169. 169
    Tachybaptus says:

    People who speak in Glass Centres shouldn’t throw hecklers.

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    woman in red cardie will be called.. says:

    Sue or Rita or Sharon or Jill or Jacqui or Pat or Linda or some other rather ordinary name. The country now seems to be run by deeply average women of a certain age who have dyed their hair a faux-henna colour

  171. 171
    Engineer says:

    The British are renouned for their tolerance.

  172. 172
    Nickave Cleggeron says:

    Clegg getting stick over prisoners

  173. 173
    Steve Expat says:

    One assumes that Labour are not stooping so low as to hire actresses for an event?

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    Just about to go round the U-bend says:

    It will be for ever celebrated as a National Holiday, GE Day 2010

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    Anonymous says:

    perhaps they were all smashed

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    Unsworth says:

    Also well placed to know about Broadband services.

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    One Ask's? says:

    This will give Guido the chance to run it instead of the B*NP hijack.

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    Peter Mandelweasel, master manipulator says:

    Shut up, Harriet.

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    Dick Tator says:

    No, but you can paly with the little boys.

    They are all off somewhere with (lord) Peter (mangledbum).

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    Watt Tyler says:

    At least this guy was much younger than the 82-year-old pensioner…

    Remember this?: New labour Sends in the Heavies:

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    Davnick Camerclegg says:

    Well he talked to the heckler,It will kill Brown in the news compare later.
    any labour trolls fancy coming on for some tat banter

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    John says:

    He didn’t really put up much of a fight did he? Where was the “Take your bloody hands off me you Labour Thug”? Where was the scuffle? Why didn’t he just lamp the prick in the glasses when he tried to strong-arm him out?

    The Special Branch guy didn’t seem at all bothered or interested in ejecting the bloke.

    Alas Labour have once again demonstrated what happens to dissenters. It would serve them right if this bloke was Walter Wolfgang’s grandson. They really are a bunch of fuckwits who learn nothing.

    The lot of them so deserve to be thrown out of office.

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    something Brown just about to go round the U-bend says:

    Agree 100%, get it authoritively detailed so it will be for ever the cost of new labour, else it will be blamed on the next government

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    Stasi_UK says:

    Its a wonder some F**kster did,nt inject the heckler.

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    Unsworth says:

    Which ‘one’ makes such assumptions?

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    Steve Expat says:

    Contrast the difference – Clegg in a public town centre dealing well with hecklers and Gordon surrounded by Party goons having the dissenter ejected.

    Clegg for Leader of the Opposition when Parliament reconvenes??

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    its not as though the heckler was a Muslim so why eject him

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    Anonymous says:

    You lost me with democracy word. What that then?

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    Cheese Lover says:

    Telegraph as adoring article on Laura Huntsberg today. Talks about her grandfather, fails to mention her parents. References to them and their Labour links appear to have vanished from Wikipedia too.

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    Dick Robinson says:

    Bigot-gate CGI reconstruction from our friends in Taiwan. I don’t think youtube has it yet.

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    Quantrill says:

    HM revenue & Customs are arranging a raid even now.

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    Geordie Scoot says:

    Actually it’s a bit of a give away that in the last weekend of the campaign Broon has to be wheeled into the North East, where they would normally vote for a parrot if it had a red rosette, to shore up what remains of the core Liebour vote from the threat of complete annihilation. It is a classic rearguard action as witnessed by the desparate headline in the Newcastle Journal “It’s your jobs I’m fighting for, not mine; Brown tells Journal: North’s future is at stake”. Apparently the bloke at the Glass Centre in Sunderland was having lunch there when he heard Broon was in the building and could not resist a pop. Sounded quite a reasonable, intelligent chap, but as the demented lady in the red top says “We don’t want your sort in the North East”.

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    something Brown just about to go round the U-bend says:

    The only thing that Brown has in common with Berlesconi and Gadaffi

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    Anonymous says:

    Totally agree, he could have landed a couple of punches… increasing the mayhem!
    Im glad when this the Broon is dead and buried… hopefully next Thruday/Fri

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    Flush Brown down says:

    Well done, BN’P. You won, without question.

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    Steve Expat says:

    Gordon was in Tesco earlier – BBCN showing a picture of him in the store with a massive sign above him saying “Goodbye!” at the store exit…

    5 days and counting…

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    Cheese Lover says:


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    Susie says:

    Probably an ex-user. They’re all ‘red’ haired.

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    Steve Expat says:

    bunker, if it were public property then the man was assaulted, as mentioned by others above

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    Anonymous says:

    @ 1.11 in – is the Tory MP imitating pulling off a donkey?

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    Anonymous says:

    Who is the shrieking harridan. Is she one of Magdas camp guards ?

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    Susie says:

    If they weren’t so dead-eyed and pasty-faced… Hitler youth used to go hiking, that lot couldn’t crawl to the corner shop to buy their Bacardi Breezers.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Like performing seals.

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    Mr Ned says:

    The Pay per view revenue could help pay down the deficit!

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    Cherie from an oligarch's yacht in the Med. says:

    I agree with my husband.

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    Anonymous says:


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    PD77 says:


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    Gordon's lead weasel says:

    Not much longer to listen to that lying, unelected, one eyed scots arse….

    Guess he’ll be on the after dinner gravy train with Tone now, everyone will want to pay to be lectured to by him, NOT. Listen to stories of “Oh how I bankrupted England….”

    FFS, no wonder this country has gone to the dogs.

    Scurry off and die.

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    Dick Tator says:

    Depends how long it’s been since she last had to clean him up and change his Depends.

    (What’s it called when a sentence starts and ends with the same word?)

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    Friends re united says:

    Your a beautiful person both inside and out, now how about it !

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    Susie says:

    Notice how they decided to shut him down properly and get him out when he mentioned Goldman Sachs? Touched a real nerve there Gordon, didn’t he?

    We’ll find out all about Goldman Sachs’ short on the gold price and you can’t stop us.

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    Anonymous says:

    What amazes me is that “arm band politics” have dominated history studies for secondary schools for over a decade. Young voters should be able to spot propaganda at 1000 paces.

    Yet Liebour still trots out the crap. All I can deduce is that either,
    a) Kids don’t pay attention in their history lessons. (I have just withdrawn from a history degree course and I can confirm this…)
    b) The young are paying no attention to the election. (Unless the election covers is gansta rap, facbook, drinking, or shagging i can confirm this too.)
    c) Both a & b.

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    Anonymous says:

    eggy soldiers ok?

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    Geordie Scoot says:

    It would be a waste of a good bullet – a bayonet would be so much better.

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    Just asking ? says:

    Did he ask the shoppers the same question he did in ASDA earlier in the week….”And what are you doing here to-day ?”….Answer; “Shopping!” Doh ! You couldn’t make it up….luckily he didn’t mis-hear and punch the check-out girl on the back of the head as he exited the store

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    Abbey Road says:

    Note that after the ‘red headed’ bird had thrown the heckler out she said “The North East doesn’t need people like you”.

    She’s obviously one of those North East New Labia supporters who’ve been bribed with tax payers money. It’s amazing that when the country is up to its ears in debt, £20.7 million can be found for a grant to Nissan. How much was the Northern Rock bribe ?

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    Talwin says:

    ….or 82 years old, Walter Wolfgang, at the Labour conference.

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    Clegg for PM ? God Help Britain !! says:

    Clegg for PM more like…or so he thinks

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    Barnabas Scudamore says:

    I wonder what the special branch officer whispers to the heckler? the guy with the moustache ?

    At least some people act professionally – good work moustache man !

    You see gordon, Her majesty’s Men are all around you.

    Does moustache man move in and eject the heckler ? NO

    Does he call for back up ? doesn’t look like it.

    I hope the heckler has some nasty bruising to his arms.

    I hope the heckler chap takes the rosette wearing wank stain to the cleaners.

    In fact, lets start an online campaign to raise money to facilitate this.

    Best option to calm a heckler ? LISTEN to him gordon you fucking retard !

    Listen to what he is saying and neutralise the situation with some care and understanding for how the chap feels.

    You one eyed fucking genetic retard ! bye bye gordon, I hope sarha has the pampers ready for when reality bites next friday.

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    non Muslim says:

    So when are you leaving?

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    Mrs Duffy says:

    Looks like all the world are having a Mayday protest except us fuckwits

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    CuttingEdge says:

    Is that the place one-eyed Scottish twats go to for a socket-filler?

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    Bitch in red: “The North East doesn’t need people like you”

    ……. someone should round Labour voters up and stick them on an island where they can live their utopian dream of high taxes and authoritarian government together – and leave the rest of us to get on with our lives.

    Twat in grey: “Where is your pass?”

    ……. so Gordon has stopped meeting “real people” after the Mrs Duffy incident has he?

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    What is it with Brown and supermarkets. Morrisons,ASDA,Tesco. Next stop ALDI then Lidl.

    Is he doing a supermarket crawl. Stocking up on wifebeater.

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    Anderson shelters are better than Nissan huts says:

    Don’t worry as soon as the yanks want a bigger cut of the market Nissan will get the boot

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    Anonymous says:

    Wow, nicely put!

  227. 227
    Mike Litorus says:

    The only good thing Labour ever did – allow a gay couple to adopt.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    What is it with Brown and superm*rkets. Morrisons,ASDA,Tesco. Next stop ALDI then Lidl.

    Is he doing a superm*rket crawl. Stocking up on wifebeater.

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    bunker says:

    No Labour abolished it & now you know why

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    Barnabas Scudamore says:

    Lady with the red dress on : hmmmmmmm, parking tickets, speed camera tickets, mystery gas bill final demands, electricity bill final demands, broad band access slowed down to creeping pace…….subversive brainwashed idiot.

    The above is not a threat, but she’s batting for the wrong team. Plus man handling the guy out of the room, it’s all on camera tut tut tut !

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    Where's Sue ? says:

    Was that Sue ??

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    Young Winston says:

    Whereas I am simply pissed and will be sober in the morning!

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    Mike Litorus says:

    Surely we should lock him in the Big Brother house and show his starvation on C4 – they would finally get some viewers who are not pinkos…

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    Anonymous says:

    Is she definitely a dyke then?

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    Labour Canvasser says:

    Can we put you down as a maybe then ?

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    ohmyGoodness says:

    An interesting “aside” is that Fountain Court Chambers (where Julian Borthwick, the heckler, is a barrister) is the chambers where Lord Goldsmith used to work.

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    PD77 says:

    Ahhh but we’re at war in Afghanistan so that’s that then :D

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    Anonymous says:

    from this it appears the Police walked him to the car park – one hopes it was for his protectionfrom Labour yobs but these days that is probably not the case

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    ANONYMOUS Jonah, 10 Downing Street Rochdale says:

    Shoot on sight.

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    WailsLandofSong says:

    to do with demonstrations, aka Blue Peter, here’s one I made earlier.

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    John from Hull says:

    But I saw him on me telly being injected from the meeting. They were to soft on him – I would have hit him with me crochet mullet.

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    Philip McArthur says:

    When the heckler started Brown shouted ” He will have plenty of time to ask questions after I have finished speaking.” But what happened? Brown upped and left without allowing anyone to ask questions.
    He is not being hounded by the media , if they just reported his every move he would be destroyed even more.
    I believe that had Mrs Duffy not mentioned immigration his reaction would have been the same. It was not about that. He cannot be questioned, just remember PMQs and most interviews he does (exclude {Peirs Morgan from that)
    Had Mrs Duffy not mentioned the ‘I’ word he would be truly dead in the water.
    Oh Fate how you have cheated us !!!

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    S'Truth says:

    Not a barrister. But yeah.

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    Mr Slater's Parrot says:


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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Why do we have to wait that long?

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    Anonymous says:

    “Help” pay for the deficit Mr Ned ? Id wager it would pay the National debt off in full such would be the demand !

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    ANONYMOUS Jonah, 10 Downing Street Rochdale , Sunderland says:

    Shoot them (especially Goldsmith) on sight .

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    WailsLandofSong says:

    A round robin

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    Spitting image did that featuring Maggie…

    Times change, don’t they?

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    bruce lee says:

    if you are going to heckle- do it properly!

    don’t let some old scrote and an ss schwester get the better of you…….

    tell them to take their hands off you or you will call the police……..

    failing that do some martial arts first……

    a one inch punch would have been very effective!

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    Waitrose says:

    We welcome members of the political classes, but only if they sit in the Lords.

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    Anonymous says:

    Peter Mandleson The Master of Puppets !

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    Another (non-metric) Engineer says:

    Presumably +/- .001 inch

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    ohmyGoodness says:

    Thanks for that, I mistakenly thought he was a barrister.

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    Dick Tator says:

    Men in sheds are sacred to use the real word. Rhymes with dared. Or paired. Or bared.

    Hints over.

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    Bum Scotum says:

    In the NuLabour state heckling is a act as anyone indulging in such behavior obviously does not support the state – if you’re not with you are againnst us

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    WailsLandofSong says:

    They’re either worried about their connection to God or consecrating the Great One who is so deserving of veneration.

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    Proof Dave is a communist says:

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    WailsLandofSong says:

    Certainly has his hand up someone’s bottom

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    Sue Nye says:

    Gordon Brown will be Prime Minister for 5 more years.

    I would say that wouldn’t I ??

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    WailsLandofSong says:

    I never mishear, people mis-speak

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    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    Wasn’t he talking about Sue Nye, married to Gavin Davies; I heard him mention a Goldman banker.

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    Anonymous says:

    When Gordon can’t just reel of tractor stats or scare stories he is fucked. More a Kremlin man than a Downing st. man

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    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    South Georgia, perhaps?

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    WailsLandofSong says:

    Should have the name of the brave, titan warrior who sent him packing with a wag of her finger.

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    Bum Scotum says:

    You are one of these perverts and you have perverted democracy – as if you really cared

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    Steve Expat says:

    Polls for the Sundays starting to come in now – Nokias going through their pre-flight checks in the Bunker!

    ComRes – Sunday Mirror/Indy on Sunday
    ComRes S. Mirror/IoS May 1 Apr 28
    CONS 38% 36%
    LIB DEMS 25% 26%
    LABOUR 28% 29%

    ICM – Sunday Telegraph Apr 30 Apr 25
    CONS 36% 33%
    LIB DEMS 27% 30%
    LABOUR 29% 28%

    Angus Reid – Sunday Express May 1 Apr 26
    CONS 35% 33%
    LIB DEMS 29% 30%
    LABOUR 23% 23%

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    RAUS! RAUS! Papiern Bitte!

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    Barnabas Scudamore says:

    Yeahr, my thoughts EXACTLY ! what a fucking spineless cycloptic genetic idiot.

    “I’m talking now ” – I should imagine he uses that line QUITE a lot.

    more and more evidence of his distructive personality.

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    Beautiful Day says:

    According to ITV news, the Labour candidate’s mother ffs!

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    WailsLandofSong says:

    Learn English as she is spoke then

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    Disproportionate Misrepresentation says:

    That would never work. Whenever a LibDem gets up in the Commons the other MPs just head for the exit or talk among themselves. It would be ridiculous.

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    Hanging them by their own Petard. says:

    PD77 I think your on to something. Your’e hired !

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    Menedemus says:

    Strange, This has still not yet been reported on the BBC News website.

    It cannot be news then?

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    We shop at Waitrose.

    He’ll melt if he tries to walk in there.

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    Barnabas Scudamore says:

    Yeahr, but if we protested, then the election would be cancelled and brown would declare a state of emergency and move to satge 4 (or is it 3?) of the communist dream.

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    WailsLandofSong says:

    Get rid of the little Squeeker as well, and save £80,000 in pension payments. We would be saving the economy a bundle.

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    Sarah's Napisan says:

    80% on the public teat, that’s Liebour solidarity bought!!


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    spike says:

    Shame if the Tories win as Ben Elton and Alexie Sayle said they will leave the UK.Hope someone reminds them on friday.

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    Mr Plum says:

    I think these polling companies having been having a bubble with us these last few weeks, I suspected as much always thought normal service would be resumed in the last week so they didn’t look too foolish on election day.
    Either that or someone has removed the magnet from their computer

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    WailsLandofSong says:

    The last action for the Army would be to get rid of all traitors, before the war comes to an end.

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    Lord Mandelbum of Deripaska says:

    Sunderland was the only place they could find labour activists and where they knew he wouldn’t be heckled.

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    Dave is a communist says:

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    Mitch says:

    I love the fact that I have milk in my fridge with more life than browns career. Every time he goes on TV millions cringe and desert labor……..or am I a bigot?

    Bye bye gordon you were, are and ever will be shit…..blair was a hoon but you aint in the same league.

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    Mrs Wilderforce's Parrot General Gordon says:

    One-Round, One-Round, One-Round, One-Round…..that’s all you’ll get….

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    Anonymous says:

    I love the fact that I have milk in my fridge with more life than browns career. Every time he goes on TV millions cringe and desert labor……..or am I a bigot?

    Bye bye gordon you were, are and ever will be shit…..blair was a hoon but you aint in the same league.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Well the gaffer has proved so entertaining this week.

    Monday: Tacky Elvis impressionists
    Tuesday: Cartoon Pig rejections
    Wednesday: Little Loyal Old Lady insulting
    Thursday: Came last again in the live debate
    Friday: Actual car crash at the launch of some pointless launch event
    Saturday: Can’t deal with heckler as its not in his script

    Thank heavens this is the last weekend liebour will see power for a decade.

    New message to their activists:
    Go back to your constituencies and prepare for 3rd party irrelevance!

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    Nick Nick says:

    Yeah bring back Jim Davidson

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    Steve Expat says:

    This one does

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    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    What an appalling display from a despicable man.

    What’s sad is the massed ranks of the faithful applauding the mendacious toad for spouting utter bollox.

    Were they bussed in or are people from Sunderland a bit touched? My daughter, who spent some time up there, would aver the latter.

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    Anonymous says:

    You’ve done it again Gordon. Aother shed load of votes lost.

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    Lil Olmey says:

    Perhaps flying Nokias will replace the traditional three ducks on the parlour wall.

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    Basil Brush says:

    Gordon Browns “Supermarket Sweep” or should that be “Supermarket Sue” boom boom

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    Technomist says:

    We’ve seen plenty of Gordon Brown photos on leaflets in Walthamstow. The LibDems keep sending them.

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    Lincolnshire Squire says:

    That went well.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    You may be getting a visit from Prezza.

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    Anonymous says:

    Suddenly I have this urge to invade Poland!!

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    Technomist says:

    Why don’t you go and start listening in America?

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    A kind word for every occassion says:

    Yeah its getting close to the time when you just know that Brown will be gone by the time you have your next shit.

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    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    Anyone know who hit her in the face with a spade?

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    Anonymous says:

    That was common assault- he should press charges.

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    Anonymous says:

    Go back to your constituencies and prepare for obscurity.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Wait ’till the IMF chainsaws have finished with the box ticking, bed wetting public sector scum :)

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    nell says:

    I shall be disappointed if the LibDems fall back into third place. I don’t want to see them win but I would like to see them overtake labour as the main opposition.

    Labour, for failing to kit out our troops in time of war and for it’s destruction of our economy deserves to become a minority party. And I doubt there will be many tears if they implode and disappear altogether.

    I wonder what bliar thinks to his ‘It can only get better’ theme tune now?!

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    Conservative canvasser says:

    We have fun telling people who rant and rave about Thatcher that she isn’t actually standing at this election as far as we know – some don’t believe us.

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    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    ….or, a version of the same idea………..

    Socialists believe that the people are the property of the State;

    Conservatives believe that the State is the property of the people.

    – we could play this for hours!

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    BMP have public support says:

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    Bum Scotum says:

    Some candidates are prepared to reason and talk with people but it sure seems that Labour can’t or won’t tolerate voters who have a mind of their own and a tongue in their head. Mind can you blame them with a ‘leader’ like Worn Bong Rod
    Labour like sheeple, – they obviously have not put enough chems in the others’ diet to chemically cosh them into submission so that they believe all the spin, fear and froth that is constanly bombarding them.
    Labour seem prepared to go to any lengths to get their message across and suppress what they do not wish disseminated.

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    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Brilliant idea — CCHQ, are you reading?

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    WailsLandofSong says:

    They’ve just been told that McDoom will see them round the back after he finishes his glorious talk to his beloved followers

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    Golden Days says:

    But apart from the Nazi brownshirt tactics, did you hear the scare stories Brown was peddling, the sheer rubbish he was spouting? He is just the pits, the very worst politician I have ever seen, a total disgrace.

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    Gobshite says:

    He thought it was the National Arse Centre.

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    nell says:

    I hope labour never sees power again – I don’t want to see them in government again in my lifetime!

    I hope the libdems are going to become the opposition and that labour is going to expire!!!

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    WailsLandofSong says:

    Yes, that woman was very common

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    Baz says:

    Looks like the finger-jabbing bitch assaulted him.

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    NuLiebore says:

    You see!

    We told you the German’s were coming!

    Evil Nazi BNP Germans with frickin’ bells on!

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    domino says:

    Just seen Cleggies mob manhandling (according to SKY) a Tory “Elected” Councillor, who the F*ck do they think they are?

    If private security or party supporters are now manhandling the public then don’t be surprised if someone with a bigger stick comes along and knocks your lights out…understand !!!!!

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    Golden Days says:

    How? Will they be drugged?

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    Gobshite says:

    You will be disappointed.

    All the Poles are elsewhere.

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    Sarah the ex Carer says:

    Have gone to Cuba.
    Peter is bathing the boys.
    Fidel very understanding.

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    cant hunter says:

    On the news she said that she wanted to ‘deck’ him. Thus speaks the authentic voice of self righteous, hate filled, envious, bitter, ugly Labour–new or old. I imagine that this womans knuckles scrape the pavement when she walks.

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    Ratsniffer says:

    Broon’s political instincts are old style the state knows best soviet russia. It seems his way of dealing with hecklers is the same. No doubt the poor chap is even now on his way to a “re-education” camp.

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    domino says:

    to clarify…that applies whatever party.

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    nell says:

    Did anyone else see sarah trailing along behind gordon? She looked absolutely forlorn and completely stressed out.

    I suspect that whilst cameron and clegg have involved their wives in their campaigning they have made sure that they are not in the forefront or exposed to the unpleasantness and stress that comes with it.

    gordon hasn’t only exposed sarah to that front line every day; for the most part he has stood her out in front and hidden behind her.

    Odious, inadequate, egomaniac!!!

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    bird wsb says:

    Agreed for the simple reason that about 20% of the population will never ‘get’ that Brown and Co are responsible for the current debt crisis, and 20% of the population is enough to cause strike havoc post election unless the truth is rammed down their throats (once again, regret that I am too polite to suggest elsewhere…)

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    mungle says:

    Well it’s your fault if he loses Sue!!

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    Waitrose says:

    We welcome most members of the political classes….

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    Gobshite says:

    Those Downfall parodies have one significant flaw.

    The Fuhrer was never as crazy as Gordon!

    Hitler got upset when his country was being blown to bits, and he was on the verge of invasion.

    Gordon gets upset when he meets a little old lady in the street.

    Thank god he doesn’t have Adolf’s people skills, or we really would be in the sh1t now!

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    More Tories Please says:

    The bloke in the glasses who man handles the heckler was wearing a Labour rosette – so possibly not plod (in this day and age).

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    nell says:

    Not to worry this stalinist government is going to be gone by next weekend. The heckler will be freed and home by Friday!!

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    Everard P Burgerpenis says:

    Who let him in ! It’s all Sue’s fault.

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    Golden Days says:

    I’ll be ready in mad, delirious ecstasy to buy drinks for complete strangers… But what if he hangs on, supported by the naive Clegg?
    Easy method of suicide- suggestions please. It’s as well to be prepared.

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    Ratsniffer says:

    He wouldn’t even listen to paxo when he was being interviewed by him so he’s sure as hell not going to listen to a heckler.

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    Gobshite says:

    If staple goods cost more in the shops, barring any new taxes: We have inflation!

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    Go now,for god's sake you utter vermin says:

    Why can’t the c*unt Brown simply have a heart attack and drop dead?

  338. 338
    The Morris Marina a log laid by British Leyland says:

    reminds me of that video clip of Saddam calling out his betrayers and his goons dragging them out and taking them round the back to be shot.

    I guess it beats Ali Campbell arranging for their wrists to be ‘slashed’ in a wood somewhere

  339. 339
    Ratsniffer says:

    Unless the lib dums get in, in many ways they are even more Leftist than broon, only their leftism is inspired not by the soviets, but by the authoritarian, unelected EU.

  340. 340
    no sympathy says:

    Got one through today from the Lib Dems (Parmjit Gill Singh for Leicester) – and even they have a picture of Gurning Gordon on it.
    It say something about the the likeability of Labour party’s leader when the bastard’s face is used on an opposition party’s election material.

    Stupidly though I voted for Dave’s team by post so the nulab scum in the council have probably my ballot already

  341. 341
    Up sh1t creek says:

    It seem that the left just can’t take any critisism. Hot on the heels of Gordon Brown having a heckler kicked out, Nick Clegg has a heckler removed. Looks like the left just can’t stand being questioned.

  342. 342
    Gobshite says:

    Putin does have charisma on his side though.

    And the ability to debate with anyone.

    Gordon is just good at mass debating.

  343. 343
    Everard P Burgerpenis says:

    Jeez, she’s ugly.

  344. 344
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Seeing Gordon’s wrinkled little shit smeared todger would turn any woman.

  345. 345
    Ratsniffer says:

    Those deluded twats are in for a huge shock next week…

  346. 346
    pigs in space says:

    The limit of Brown’s political. managerial and economic talent is about deputy assistant under secretary for the compilation of tractor production statistics for the 73rd district of the Soviet republic of Moldova in the Brezhnev era USSR. That’s a job he could have done. Polite applause as he reads out to the party faithful how his compilation of tractor stats has improved by 10% a year throughout the previous 5 years, in accordance with targets. And no hecklers. Then his boss would come on and read the actual stats (which would anyway be a load of bollocks).

  347. 347
    Gobshite says:

    She gave him a few good shoves too.

    And screamed at him.

    Very grown up of her.

  348. 348
    Ratsniffer says:

    Ben who? Alexie who?

  349. 349
    The Morris Marina a log laid by British Leyland says:

    I really don’t like her, I’m sure she’s up to something with the one eyed idiot, she looks shifty and spends all her time pulling him round.

    I swear she’s running things and he’s just doped up.

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    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    You are right – unfortunately, this is where socialism invariably leads.

    Because their world-view is that a single provider for all goods and services is ideal, and it is the place of consumers to adapt their needs to what the State provides, they cannot tolerate variety. Hence the rejection of hecklers or any form of dissent.

    Conservatives, by contrast, accept that people are different and see the best way of achieving their contentment as to allow those different needs to be addressed. They have no problem with variety and instinctively reject centrally-determined, statist solutions.

    Regrettably, over the last 60 years the State has infiltrated so many areas of our national life that a critical mass of people regard it as natural and proper for the State to provide health services and education ‘free’ (ho ho ho). To my mind, we should be free to buy our own out of less-heavily taxed income. It has gone so far now that even Conservative governments have to run a welfare state; but I do hope that Dave can (a) sell the public a prospectus different from the Butskellite stuff that Blair perpetuated, and (b) drastically reduce the size and reach of the State, with cuts in taxes all round. What his Big Society needs to be preceded by is a thoroughgoing discussion of the role of the State and the place of the citizen.

    Or that’s what I had hoped before the full extent of Brown’s incompetence became apparent. Now we might as well all give up and pay up.

  351. 351
    Gobshite says:

    Dave’s approach to the Chicken was pure class!

    Gordon was too dysfunctional even to shake Elvis’s hand.

    Even Nixon shook Elvis’s hand!


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    Stepney says:

    The Caeucescu moment.

  353. 353
    Steve Expat says:

    ‘cos the election would be postponed if he did.

    Much better to see him alive for the humiliation on Friday…

  354. 354
    Cheese Lover says:

    She does have that curious habit of talking out of one side of her mouth. She looks too young to have had a stroke. I’ve noticed that fat chap who appears in the videos here also has the same habit. Maybe it’s a journo thing. Come to think if it, it’s not, because Jonathan King did it as well, though maybe that was through talking in the presence of prison warders.

  355. 355
    Fred Goodwin says:

    He’s got my vote!

  356. 356
    c.eng says:

    Too quick, consider hanging, drawing and quartering.

  357. 357
    Tulkinghorn says:

    This is what happens to people posing the wrong questions in the U.S., coming to a political meeting near you soon. The cops here in Britain have just received delivery of a warehouse full of tasers.

    Notice the sheep in the audience, none of whom seem to understand that they’re next.

  358. 358
    Last one out of the country please turn the light off says:

    Unfortunately you can be ejected from a public meeting. By force if necessary. But only if the Chairman of the meeting asks the police to assist in his removal. Don’t think that happened and Brown would have been better taking him on verbally.

  359. 359
    concrete pump says:

    You smoothie, what’s your secret?

  360. 360
    Engineer says:

    Microns, these days. (Sighs…)

  361. 361
    Gobshite says:

    Looks like she already had a beating off the ugly stick already.

  362. 362
    Ran away from B*NP says:

    nor can dave

  363. 363
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    She always looks like that when she’s forgotten to insert her Thai love eggs.

  364. 364
    cant hunter says:

    What about Izzard ? Please tell me he’s made a similar ‘promise’. After all he has a Hollywood career now. And that very very irritating David Tennant, please tell me that his bags are already packed. And he can take that other BBC fixture Peter Davison with him.

  365. 365
    PD77 says:

    Well it wouldn’t be Sooty it may be misinterpreted as being racist, and god knows Bruin doesn’t want to be perceived as racist!

  366. 366
    Edgar. says:

    Claire Phillipson is her name according to the Mail. Incidentally, is she the mother of the candidate for Houghton and Sunderland?

    Uh oh…

  367. 367
    Prezza Six Bellies says:

    look let me tell you this that man was obviously a tory plant and he is lucky he didn’t end up on the deck when I get hecklers there is only one way to deal with them and that’s a whack in the mush from my wanking hand but look gordon is a gentleman so he left it to his minders instead to drag the bloke outside but you see we are on course to win this election with a landslide that will eclipse even tony blair and I’ll be in the lords with my posh ermine actually as I am working class I have already ordered a ferret gown instead but look what I will say is you cannot beat fish and chips and a great big gherkin that’s what makes us british that and a couple of massive thick black puddings from bury market but you know as I said to harriet the other day bless her she’s a daft girlie at times look love i said lose the attitude and i might slip you one and ok she told me to eff off but that’s what i like about her she’s always playing hard to get tonight we’re going to a posh do with a real sit down meal hope it’s steak and kidney pudding with chips and gravy

  368. 368

    No its not. Its my job and I am scottish so that says something. I really really detest him. The fat lady is tuning up her tonsils now tho:-))

    Free Enterprise Loyal

  369. 369
    Golden Days says:

    Brilliant, but their Brown figure isn’t too convincing.

  370. 370
    concrete pump says:

    Elton is already in Australia (i think).

    Good fucking riddance!

  371. 371
    johnny says says:

    It was a lot more than that with British Leyland.

  372. 372
    Hangemhigh says:


    All these f’ing religious wankers.

    Child abusers.

  373. 373
    Sarah Tweet says:

    spent enjoyable day in Newcastle, Sunderland and Tynemouth on campaign trail #GE2010

  374. 374
    Gobshite says:

    Anyone noticed that they look bugger all like Gordon?

  375. 375
    Riot twerp says:

    My stick has a trigger

  376. 376
    Riot twerp says:

    Biffa bacon heads

  377. 377
    South of the M4 says:

    They need to become the third party because they no longer stand for the people they used to. They need to re-assess their reason for being. Today they stand for themselves, their cronies and union barons. Not me, not you, not anybody real.
    A small Tory majority with a more challenging opposition than has been hitherto will be the best result. Hanker down, chart a course to get us out of the economic and statist shit we are in, then decide if Cameron is the right person to lead it.

  378. 378
    celebs, doncha just love 'em? says:

    I cannot stomach Lizzard he’s been going around the country like some arse-licking fawning dwarf sucking labour’s arses like a dementor. Please, please let him move somewhere far away…I know…north korea?

  379. 379
    Riot twerp says:

    7 sins.1 more

  380. 380
    Golden Days says:

    It’s looking like Libs will have to support Cons; no other logical outcome, assuming Cons have the biggest share and don’t get overall majority.

  381. 381
    stun says:

    Brown apparently visited our local (ish) Tesco’s last week in the highly marginal Hastings and Rye seat, one of the few NuLab constituencies in the South. We went there once, a few years back, and were told to ‘fuck off to Waitrose’ by a number of chavs in the car park as we parked up in our highly Mondeo-like Jag estate.

    Even got a ‘fucking yuppie bastards’ comment. I enjoyed the ‘young’ part of yuppie as I drove straight at them, mind.

    Surprisingly, Brown didn’t continue to the rather less Rwandesque Sainsbury’s up the road. On the downside, Greg Barker, MP for Bexhill and Battle and recent convert to the sport of uphill gardening courtesy of his interior (geddit?) decorator, as well as serious house-flipper, will undoubtedly be returned to parliament. Tory (ish) I suppose. No UKIP candidate here, so no choice then….

  382. 382
    Susie says:

    Not true.

    Cameron has been travelling the length and breadth of the country doing open meetings on his Roadshows for the past two years. He’s very used to taking questions and very used to answering them without heavies having to intervene.

  383. 383
    c.eng says:

    Who writes this stuff, certainly not the terrified Sarah.

  384. 384
    domino says:

    How about a comeback for Red Rum (local sources are telling me that I can do a deal to have tractor parts delivered quite easily as part payment on a large invoice ).

  385. 385
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    He’s Jack Nicholson in ‘One Flew Over The Cukoos Nest’ and she’s his nurse Ratchet.

    Every time he does his maniacal, rictus grin an upper has just kicked in.

  386. 386
    Gordonn's carer says:

    The one day that you did not accompany your “husband” on the campaign trail was the day that he created Bigotgate.

  387. 387
    Sue Nye says:

    Tory leader David Cameron says his party now have “lost their bottle” and he is “fucked off” in the final week of the election campaign

  388. 388
  389. 389
    Anonymous says:

    like John Paul I

  390. 390
  391. 391
    Undecided says:

    Head down from a lamp post or up against a wall?


  392. 392
    nell says:

    She didn’t look to me as though she enjoyed her day! She looked a bit like a stressed out rabbit cornered by a ferret!!

  393. 393
    Les dawson says:

    and chalky white,

  394. 394
    Srah Twat the Tweety Totty says:

    and people just LOVE the smile my hero gives them. Sends tingles down my spine too!

  395. 395
    Golden Days says:

    I had been toying with the idea of voting UKIP, on the grounds that Cam’s version of Conservatism is too soft and centrist, but the sheer vileness of Brown this week has convinced me of my duty to my country: the main thing is to consign Brown to history and the surest way to do that is to vote Conservative.
    I’m sure I’m preaching to the converted, but if there’s any doubters out there, just think of what 5 more years of Brown would do to freedom, to our economy and to the decency of our way of life, or what’s left of it.

  396. 396
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    That close protection officer (police) witnessed an assault
    Now Beasty knows that the CPO’s primary duty is to protect McMental
    He is however still police Constable (Not officer) and should have told that gaggle of c unts to take their hands off a law abiding member of the public or detained the man himself for a breach of the peace
    Love McMentals smile, wonder what the F u****g C *** said in the Jaguar as they ushered him off

  397. 397
    They're all at it says:

    Who the f*ck is that bitch in the red? I would certainly do her for assault. What an arrogant f*ckwit of a cow. It cannot be too soon for these complete Hoons to be wiped out of power.

  398. 398
    Sue Nye, Gordon's Official carer says:

    Gordon Blames ME.

  399. 399
    nell says:

    Why is gutlessgordon, on guido’s video clip, surrounded by pretty youngsters who are all less then 20 years old?

    They are not perchance hard-up uni students who have been offered payment to sit and clap and cheer for the day, or perhaps models hired from an agency, are they??!!

    Where are the real voters, working folk, parents, grandparents etc??

  400. 400
    Chalky says:

    Tories have the big mo.

    LIB DEMS 25%
    LABOUR 28%

    Angus Reid

  401. 401
    Les dawson says:

    is that that little pointy chinned cow who told the heckler we don’t need your sort in the north east. The north east would be a nice place if it never had geordie’s.

  402. 402
    Lightweight Cast Iron says:

    I’m still gonna vote UKIP (the first time I haven’t voted Tory in my life), but I find it hard to argue against your logic.

    Another five years of Labour would destroy what little is left of our nation.

  403. 403
    Sarah Sadist says:

    Enjoyable? Why was it enjoyable to see someone who ligitimately disagrees with your husband marched away by your husband’s minders?

  404. 404
    Sir Evelyn Robert de Rothschild says:

    Highly amusing.

    Regarding the election results, heads I win and tails you lose!

  405. 405
    Gordon Jakson almost made itc says:

    “Good Luck”

    “Thank You….dohh !”

  406. 406
    I would sue but I can't so I nuke you instead. Jong says:

    BBC stole this from North Korea

  407. 407
    Anonymous says:

    Vote Labour get Lord of the Flies

  408. 408
    Call me Infidel says:

    I thought the FOI request regarding the sale of gold was going to be released by the end of April.

    The Treasury must publish the information demanded within 35 calendar days – by the end of April.

    Did I miss it?

  409. 409
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Im just popping down to the local mosque to suggest that McMental should be killed by spraying it on the wall
    Islam is interracial so it cant be a rascist crime
    I wont use pink paint as that could make me a homohater

  410. 410
    Angry Squaddie says:

    Had it been me being manhandled by that pencil necked cock and evil faced harridan, I would have smacked someone very fucking hard!


  411. 411
    Anonymous says:

    Magdas face has been like thunder all through this campaign.

  412. 412
    nell says:

    Don’t bank on it!!

    The tories look set to win but your lot have supported bliar, mandy and, through him, gutless gordon – so guess that won’t be forgotten!!!

  413. 413
    Mombus says:

    Harmen with the blacks.”Good evening brothers and sisters”. Blud clot mon wot de fuck de woman tink she doing

  414. 414
    varsteiner says:

    Gordos favourite words

    me, me, me, my, my, my

    Total self interest

    Fuck off Brown and close the door beind you

  415. 415
    Lancashire Lass says:



  416. 416
    nell says:

    Excuse my asking but what does magdas mean?

  417. 417
    Humphrey The Cat says:

    And I thought it was best to agree with both of them

  418. 418
    Sir Evelyn Robert de Rothschild says:

    Listen old boy, Bliar served us but Cameroon is one of us ;)

    Like I said heads we win and tails you lose.

  419. 419
    nell says:

    I rather think that the tories are going to get between a 5-20 seat majority.

    But who knows!?! This time next week all will be revealed!!!

  420. 420
    Lightweight Cast Iron says:

    Feckin’ Superb!

  421. 421
    Music for every occassion says:

    They played “Things can only get better” on Blairs arrival in Downing Street. Can I suggest a suitable piece of music for Gordons Departure be Floyds “Comfortably Numb “

  422. 422
    ohmyGoodness says:

    The pointy faced woman in the red cardigan who was so unpleasant to the heckler is actually Claire Phillipson, the doting mummy of 25 year old, Bridget Phillipson, Labour’s candidate for the new Houghton and Sunderland South seat.

  423. 423
    Mark Oaten's Lunch says:

    Nice to see the young Ratzunger enjoying himself

  424. 424
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should all be aware of: Gonorrhea Lectim. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.
    The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ‘im.” The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 1997 …. but now many people, after having been infected for the past 13 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
    It’s sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vot-emout! You take the first dose/step in May 6th 2010 , and simply don’t engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
    Several towns are already on top of this like Basildon ,Birmingham Central, and others elswhere,with many more seeing the writing on the wall. Please pass this important message on to all those people who need this antidote.

  425. 425
    Red Robbo says:

    Got to leave room for the grease. (And that’s just round the doors…)

  426. 426
    Steve Expat says:

    nell, I think the reference was to Magda, the Great Leader’s Wife in the Soviet era. Quite apt.

  427. 427
    Anonymous says:

    You mean this one ?

  428. 428
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Unfortunately, doing so would panic the markets.

    Only the blinkered died-in-the-wool Labour drones believe that this country is in a good state. They ignore the fact that the IMF had to rescue us last time Liebour were in power.

  429. 429
    Blue Labour Red Labour = Same Eurofascists says:

    Youn will get another 5 years of Labour if you vote Blue Labour, you will also lose all your freedoms and democracy to the EUSSR.

    There is NO logic in voting Daves EU communists to get out Gordons EU communists. to think otherwise is insanity and you are aiding the demise of this country.

    Your children will despise you and it will be your dirty secret that you voted for the Eurofasct Tories.

    Trust me in 5 years you will regret voting Tory, yet you may never get the chance to undo your mistake.

  430. 430
    nell says:

    His most favourite word has been ‘I’

    I’ve saved the world , I told omaha and europe what to do about the economic crisis, I am the best man to lead this country out of recession ( which he created but never mind), I have the experience, I look after our troops the best…………….

  431. 431
    Mombus says:

    I think that was the prospect labour MP for their

  432. 432
    Call me Infidel says:

    Just as well really.

  433. 433
    Anonymous says:

    Nell do keep up, Magda Goebbels the twatter fiend and machine like PR person also known as Nurse Ratched.

  434. 434
    Gordon Brown says:

    I hate all you BIGOTs in the UK.

    Your only purpose is to pay your taxes to ME !

  435. 435
    Steve Expat says:

    Angus Reid for the Sunday Express:
    Con 35
    LD 29
    Lab 23

    Con 12 point lead over Lab, Con 11 seats short under UNS


  436. 436
    Your goverment is a drug dealer says:

  437. 437
    Mombus says:

    What a cow.A grand in the Ukraine would have paid to have her whacked.job done–pay-fathers-Ukrainian-wife.html

  438. 438
    Golden Days says:

    I love it, but I suspect it’s a rogue poll.

  439. 439
    Reverend Gobsmack says:

    She goes by the name of Claire Phillipson….a nasty piece of work, much like the nanny in The Omen. Someone who will die for the cause while protecting the anti-christ

  440. 440
    Anonymous says:

    I’ll by their tickets for them, sanctimonious pricks.

  441. 441
    Anonymous says:

    The postal votes have it in the bag already

  442. 442
    Mrs Duffy says:

    I thought there was a resemblance, thank you that previous poster above for the pic

  443. 443
    Sleepless in Kirkaldy says:

    Shame. Wish she was. At her height, can you imagine Brown or Clegg being able to be in a leadership debate with her? She wouldn’t have argued about leaflets. She would have buried them. So deep that they wouldn’t have been able to dig their way back to the oxgen of publicity for a year. She didn’t influence the political agenda, she was the political agenda.

    Sorry. Suddenly realised that I am turning into my father. Must be growing up at last.

  444. 444
    Sage says:

    Take the money Gill, while you can.

  445. 445
    Anonymous says:

    If that fucking hatchet-faced bitch had laid a hand on me I’d have fucking decked the bastard.

  446. 446
    nell says:

    Oh Right! Sorry!

    All the same I don’t quite see gutlessgordon as a stalin or a hitler (they were very strong characters) I see him more as a paranoid richardnixon! Although I do think this labour government has pursued some quite distinct stalinist policies!

    Yes that’s it!! Labour are a stalinist party led by a paranoid richardnixon.That’s exactly what gutlessgordon’s government has looked like!!

    7 days to the end of gordon and counting!!!!

  447. 447
    Lightweight Cast Iron says:

    Fuck Me!

    What did Oz do to deserve that?

  448. 448
    Snotrocket says:

    She was the Mother of the local Labour candidate. Probably ties his shoelaces and wipes his bottom as well.

  449. 449
    Anonymous says:

    Look I’ve taken time off work on Friday, got the drinks and nibbles in, surround sound fixed up to my new flat screen TV, interweb on standbye all to see that Horrible tyrant geeting his come upance . If anything was to happen to him that would ruin it. No spare him and watch the fun begin.

  450. 450
    Anonymous says:

    That’s an assault. Someone make a complaint and get the fucker arrested. Bastards, bastards, bastards, every single fucking one of them.

  451. 451
    Anonymous says:

    Bloody Pushy parents !!!!!

  452. 452
    Lightweight Cast Iron says:

    I have a very good malt and decent bottle of Canard Duchene all ready to go.

    Not to celebrate my next shit, you understand.

    That might be seen as somewhat ostentatious

  453. 453
    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    So far.

  454. 454
    nope says:

    What’s “Dave” gonna do to change things ? Hos image is better, but so fucking what ? The policies are almost the same. There has to be a credible challenge to LibLabCon started up.

  455. 455
    Lightweight Cast Iron says:

    Clearly a bigot

  456. 456
    Dick Robinson says:

    The most read paper by women of a certain age. Good choice.

    Watch out for fatass Prescott with his gold plated pension slagging her off for daring to take money from evil right wing newspapers to compensate for the poverty Labour has left her in.

  457. 457
    Mrs Duffy says:

    Mr Barker told the Parliamentary authorities that the property was his “second home” but told HMRC it was his “primary residence” and therefore avoided paying any capital gain on sale profits.

    Mr Barker has not broken any rules or laws. But if he had declared it as his second home for tax purposes he could have faced a bill for tens of thousands of pounds.

    Er lying to deceive the taxman so you can keep more money by denying it to the taxman is not a crime now? Fucking great remember that

  458. 458
    Mong-U-Mental says:

    Please. The bit where they take him out and shoot him.

  459. 459
    Ron Wood says:


  460. 460
    Anonymous says:

    She went out for a loaf of bread and came back with a press deal, I kinda like that. Just keep your family close Gillian and do us proud : )

  461. 461
    Mong-U-Mental says:

    And the difference is ?

  462. 462
    Edgar. says:

    This is going to be a BIGOTED election – Brown Is Going Out Thursday Ending Disaster…

  463. 463
    Man slinenced over NWO questions says:

    Seems the guy was asking about the NWO banking cartel. Can’t have the people waking up now can we!

  464. 464
    Anonymous says:

    you’ll be surprised, after the events of this week, but Gordon can be sweet to people – look how nicely he’s holding this chap’s hand

  465. 465
    Things he thinks we have forgotten but haven't says:

    Can I just ask whatever happened to Gordons great plan for an army of Cavity Wall insulators ?

  466. 466
    little change says:

    all the polls bar one point to a hung parliament

    you take an average of the polls cameron is still short of a mojority

  467. 467
    Gordon a Man of Sorrows says:

    Got to say what I have seen so far of this interview she comes across as a woman of principles and Gordon a sorry case.

  468. 468
    Snotrocket says:

    No, c’mon, they didn’t even look old enough to vote!

  469. 469
    Timothy Taylor says:

    Claire Phillipson runs an organisation called Wearside Women in Need which supports victims of domestic violence! Her Oxford educated daughter – the parliamentary candidate 25 year old Bridget Phillipson has until recently been the manager of one of these centres.

  470. 470
    Edgar. says:

    If it is the same person she should hang her head in shame.

  471. 471
    Barnabas Scudamore says:

    Can you image how the cyclops’ ego would relish the thought of that job title?

    And not only relish the thought of that job title – BUT to have it on a badge !

    I like the story of how he felt jilted by obama.

    Further evidence for the file.

    Personality disorder.

  472. 472
    Anonymous says:

    The definition for Thursday is

    Bet I Get Orgasm Tonight !

  473. 473
    Pravda is alive and well says:

    Gordon has yet to be confronted about the NWO, the NWO media won’t do it, that is the NWO he screams about in many a speech, but it doesnt excists right?

  474. 474
    Mong-U-Mental says:

    Pampers ? Karcher power hose.

  475. 475
    Proof Dave is a communists Eurofascist New World Order Gay Lizard says:

  476. 476
    Dack Blog says:

    Maybe it has something to do with sitting on the beach all day drinking cider (and lobbing pebbles at tourists); but I can’t wait ’til this time next week when Gordon’s gone and everything will be peachy again.

  477. 477
    Anonymous says:

    Con + Lib paperwork round here stars GB as well. Bit ( well a lot actually ) negative. Seriously the bet reason they can think of for us to vote for them ?

  478. 478
    Barnabas Scudamore says:

    No other logical outcome ?

    ummmmmmmmm how about a few hundred thousand votes here and there added or removed (all labour of course) !

    No, it is Her Majesty’s Governement.

    Her Majesty’s paliament.

    Her Majesty’s prime minister

    Her Majesty’s most loyal of servants will defend the crown at ANY cost against ANY threat if she so desires.

  479. 479
    Anonymous says:

    He promised he was going to lag my loft too

  480. 480
    Election 2010: Woman in Brown 'bigot' row not to vote says:

    The woman at the centre of a media storm after being called “bigoted” by Gordon Brown has said she will not be voting for Labour or any party.

    Gillian Duffy told the Mail on Sunday she felt sorry for Mr Brown after he made the unguarded remark, minutes after she confronted him in public.

    Mr Brown later visited Mrs Duffy’s home in Rochdale to express his regret.

    Mrs Duffy said she accepted his apology but declined his invitation to shake hands with him in front of the cameras.

    “He wanted me to go outside with him and shake his hands for the camera but I said no,” she told the newspaper. “I didn’t want that fuss.”

  481. 481
    Harriet Harperdaughter says:

    That cannot be nepotism as Bridget is her daughter and not any form of nepot nor male

  482. 482
    onion says:

    The woman at the centre of a media storm after being called “bigoted” by Gordon Brown has said she will not be voting for Labour or any party.

    Gillian Duffy told the Mail on Sunday she felt sorry for Mr Brown after he made the unguarded remark, minutes after she confronted him in public.

  483. 483
    Labour discriminate against men, when is the tribunal? says:

    BRIDGET Phillipson is on course to become one of Britain’s youngest MPs after winning the fight to become Labour’s candidate for the new Houghton and Sunderland South seat.

    The 25-year-old from Columbia, Washington, beat off the challenges of Unison regional head of health Liz Twist and former MP Barbara Roche in an all-women shortlist.

  484. 484
    Mrs Duffy says:

    this bridget,it was her mum,see the rat face look

  485. 485
    The Ghost of David Kelly says:

    Blair would have had the heckler killed quietly and without any fuss when the time was right.

  486. 486
    Mrs Duffy says:

    ops forgot the pic

  487. 487
    Wife Beater says:

    She’s in need of a slap herself!

  488. 488
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    It’s the only place he was guaranteed to fill. At most venues they would have been forcing people IN to the event, not forcing them out.

  489. 489
    mandy says:

    I’d give him a man-love injection

  490. 490
    Allan@Aberdeen says:

    In a previous election, Blair was challenged outside a hospital by a woman who had a relative inside (the hospital) for treatment. Blair did not come off very well so I think that his abilities to deal with ‘real people’ are a bit exagerrated.

  491. 491
    Lord Mendaciousson says:

    ‘Wearside Women in Need’ of some restraint themselves, Officer?

    Not only ther daughters soft job placement, about to go, but hers too perhaps??
    I really hope she sees these images and feels truly ashamed of herself her comment and her actions, but somehow, I doubt it.

    Gillian Duffy; representative of the known and always respected face of the true Labour Party.
    Claire Philipson; represenative of the self serving, controlling harridans of Nu Liebour, where no adverse opinion is to be listened to, or tolerated.

    Let Thursday be the final day of judgement.

  492. 492
    Labour discriminate against men, when is the tribunal? says:

    She is quoted as saying –

    “Victims come from all walks of life, from a five-bedroom detached house in a leafy suburb to a rundown terraced street.”

    Indeed they can, Labour candidates who happent to be men don’t seem to count however?

    Fairer for ALL (unless youre a man or white?)

  493. 493
    Ed Woodward says:

    If Izzard is such a major celeb how come he was not available to launch Labour’s manifesto?
    How come none of their big hitters could turn up leaving ti to sweet Ellie Gellard to do the honors?

  494. 494
    The Ghost of David Kelly says:

    Blair would have still have had him booted out.

    The only difference is Blair would smarmed and spun some bullshit about how he was fighting to give the heckler freedom as he was dragged out.

  495. 495
    DC says:

    You do WHAT to each other?

    You dirty fuc….

    …Oh, you are from the BBC? Can I join in next time you go for a romp in the woods.

  496. 496
    pickled wizard says:

    At least Adolf had two eyes – losing a bollock probably saved the world from worse – brown however has sub divided

  497. 497
    Reverend Gobsmack says:

    Gordons Enema Day?

  498. 498
    Bill Quango says:

    Where’s my new boiler?

  499. 499
    Ivor Codivor says:

    Dave allows choice as all free men (any women are included in that,as equality) want.Labour does not as it is the state that wants to own your freedom

  500. 500
  501. 501
    pickled wizard says:

    not as pissed as I will be on Friday if Mctwat and his cabal are roundly humiliated.

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    Comment 500!


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  504. 504
    ohmyGoodness says:

    Mammy, mammy, the nasty man is heckling Gordon. Do something mammy. Get rid of the nasty man. Push him out, that’s right. Push him hard and shout at him. Now point your finger at him and yell “GET OUT”!

  505. 505

    And it really was at the time of writing.

  506. 506
    Lib lab con Euronazis says:


  507. 507
    oldrightie says:

    This is a physical manifestation of Snotty’s attitude to Mrs Duffy. Labour always were and remain self-opinionated, bigoted bullies. Whelan and The Trade Unions another personification of nastiness. I rest my case.

  508. 508
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    If it is that well know Tory organ that Mrs Duffy is selling her story to, then McMucusMuncher is totally, royally, irretrievably stuffed.

  509. 509
    Beautiful Day says:

    The polls are all different because they apply different weightings to allow for sampling size, and people tell them the wrong intention to buggar them up, neither of which will apply on 6th

  510. 510

    He promised me a wax and polish.

  511. 511
    Don Oxford says:

    Surely not the Bridget Phillipson who spent her time dogging in the Quad after dark?

  512. 512
    The Ghost of David Kelly says:

    She’s a brainless lickspittle titwitch

  513. 513
    Mrs Duffy says:

    And Prezzers new houses

  514. 514
    Anonymous says:

    So the Telegraph comes out for the LubDims……thats Yvette well screwed then.

  515. 515
    Anonymous says:

    ASL ?

  516. 516
    Allan@Aberdeen says:

    It is indeed a very different ball-game. The ‘heckler’ is clearly somebody who knows a bit and his questions relating to the IMF and Brown’s direct links to Goldman Sachs are exactly the sort of questions that Brown would wish suppressed. Unfortunately the MSM will ignore the content of the questions and focus on the incident, which is effectively an act of spineless collaboration with the LibLabCon regime.

  517. 517
    pickled wizard says:

    last days – you omitted the words slow, lingering and painful

  518. 518
    Lincolnshire Squire says:

    Fuck, that’s horrible. Imagine a mother and daughter threesome? No, I can’t either.

  519. 519
    nell says:

    We’re shut of gordon and his stalinist government of the militwits, postman pat, strawman, harpyharriet and mandy……………..!

    Not to mention shut of the labour bullies alcampbell, balls, twatson, kevan and whelan!!!!

    That’s the difference!!

  520. 520
    Snotrocket says:

    He should have taken a leaf out of Premier footbller’s playbook, laid on the ground writhing, calling for the police and screaming that he was being assualted!

  521. 521
    Allan@Aberdeen says:

    The IMF is NOT independent!!!

  522. 522
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Seems to me ZaNu Labour has learnt a lot from Breshnev and Saddm. The Tories could get 99.9% of the popular vote and Brown would still have a majority of seats.

  523. 523
    On your way you old hag bag. says:

    Ah – MAGDA the East German camp guard – now a minder for the mincing mentalist.

    Not long now Magda and you are OUT!

    HA Ha HA ha!

  524. 524
    nell says:

    Look he’s man with a moral compass, a son of the manse.

    I think the best piece of music for him on Friday will be ‘Abide with me fast falls the eventide’. We always play that at our family funerals.

  525. 525
    Ma Duffy says:

    Mostly in the UK

  526. 526
    Reverend Gobsmack says:

    he promised to put ointment on my hemorrhoids, that or push em back up

  527. 527
    Proof Brown is a communist Eurofascist Transexual Alien New World Order Shapeshifting Lizard says:

  528. 528
    6 Days and he is OUT says:


    Coming to the back garden at 10,Downing Street very soon.

    Brown – you have ruined our country – you deserve everything you ever get,you evil monster.

  529. 529
    Proof Glenn Beck is a communist Eurofascist New World Order Mormon Shapeshifting Lizard says:

  530. 530
    Mrs Duffy says:

    Gorden seemed relieved when Paxman said he never had his 1998 speech at Harvard warning the Americans about the banks, actually he was trying to trick them into becoming socialists and new world order..Read on at link. It was a hassle to get this.

  531. 531
    nell says:

    Corby/East Northants are joining your healing programme. Morley and Outwood are expected to follow shortly!!

  532. 532
    RavingMad says:

    I want to say that I apologize to the man who was thrown out, rather ejected from my meeting today. This was a very important meeting in the run up to my re-election as Prime Minister. I could not hear myself speak because of his shouting. I do believe he was asking me about irritation. I misunderstood what he said and thought he said ‘fuck off brown you fucking shit faced lying Hunt’

  533. 533
    L7 says:


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  535. 535

    It appears that place was a *public* place, the guy was there for lunch in one part, found Gordon was speaking in another, was assaulted by at least four people simply for asking questions of McNazi-Fuck, and verbally harranged by the wiked witch fo the north east. Will there be a police investigation?

  536. 536
    Lomax says:

    I would just like to remind people that Hazel Blears wrote a cheque to HMRC to cover the wonga she made on Capital gains. BUT, I reckon HMRC will not have/will never present the cheque for payment because, from their point of view, she has not broken any laws. It was merely a con to try and save the chipmunk from oblivion.

    Now, do any of you bright people know how we can check on whether her cheque has actually been cashed, cos I am mighty curious. Can Sunlight Cops help?

  537. 537
    6 Days and he is OUT says:

    The reason that I hate Gordon Brown so much is that I cannot stand a person pretending to be someone they are not,trying to be than what they really are.

    Gordon Brown is an impostor.

    He is a fraud,a freak,an outsider,a charlatan,a paranoid schizophrenic – he is a nothing who – on the back of Blair – managed to get into Downing St unopposed by the other Labour thugs.

    And now,with the day of reckoning fast approaching,he is about to be kicked out having waited for the last possible moment for the British public to vote him out.

    Gillian Duffy,gold sold,pensions ruined,wars fought with no kit,hndreds of soldiers killed because of his petty hatred of everyone,the Gurkha’s,the 10p tax,the economy ruined and debts at record levels,smears against anyone opposing him and on and on and on.

    The Guardian,The Observer and all the other media have turned against him – this utter excrement is soon to be evicted from our lives forever.

  538. 538
    A Noo_Lie_Bore Apparatchik says:

    - providing he had his own blunt penknife . . and what else was it? . . . oh yes – walking in the woods on his way to / from

  539. 539
    Commander Desai says:

    The bloke in the suit next to the heckler was a cop, you’ll note he has an earpiece in and he can be seen giving words of advice to the heckler. He then stands by while 2 party faithful assault the heckler, why is this OK?

    Can we do anything? Can we make a complaint about assault?

    It sums the whole clusterfuck up doesn’t it? Even the police are too scared to act against the Party Chairman and Politburo.

    This terrifies me.

  540. 540
  541. 541
    RavingMad says:

    there is no rule of law in the UK anymore.

    the final nail in the coffin was Kerry McCarthy’s little abberation with twittering the postal votes and just saying sorry, giving three reasons as to why she did what she did.

    what’s good enough for fascist new labour (MPs and Peers) is good enough for me

    no more laws!!!

  542. 542
    Dack Blog says:

    Anyone seems many posters in windows when out and about? I’ve been mooching around Brighton all day and zilch, pretty much. Maybe it’s indicative of many being still unsure – or keen enough to vote but not promote.

  543. 543
    M5 says:

    卐 Wow! lookit that “卐”

  544. 544
    Infestation alert says:

    Have any of these parasites actually done any real work?

  545. 545
    Thunderbox says:

    Look at the faces of the young girls behind Gordon. They are bored shitless and only clap at the end because they are paid for being props.

  546. 546
    Anonymous says:

    Adolf liked dogs too.

  547. 547
    RavingMad says:

    prospective labour Mps are getting younger and younger. She has worked albeit as a manager in her mum’s business. but just what life experience does she have – and the rest of them – maybe the idea of having kids vote at 16 is a backdoor way of getting them to be MPs and therefore get off the dole queue

  548. 548
    Jock MacScrotum says:

    It became one as soon as he entered the building!!!!!!!

  549. 549
    Animal says:

    Liebore stuck them behind him to try and shove some line about this election being their future.

    They were right. Under Liebore they’l be paying the bulk of the debts Brown has forced on us all. One day they’ll wake up and realise what a lying, scheming, uncaring thief of their future he is.

  550. 550
    Anonymous says:

    Not many. But all the neighbours of our MP have Liebour stuff in their windows. He just had the cottage refurbished, but I have never caught the bugger there. I hope somebody bricks the windows next Friday.

  551. 551
    Steve Expat says:

    If the meeting was in a private place then he can be ejected using reasonable force (as in a nightclub). I am pretty sure this was the case here (it was described as a glass factory in the press)

    The police cannot intervene unless an offence has been committed, and the Special Branch don’t give a shit what happens if it doesn’t involve Mr Brown directly.

    As soon as he realised the heckler was armed only with words, the copper would have given him words of advice – maybe something like “don’t go any further towards the stage” as any policeman would do in a similar situation.

    However, if the meeting was in a public place then an assault was certainly committed by the Labour activists.

  552. 552
    Guttersnipe after 18 years of Conservatives says:

    Carry your case mister

  553. 553
    Bob Page says:

    After re-watching the BBC walk along interview with Mrs Duffy and noticing the two tracksuited chavs lurking in the background I realised what a great example that picture was of the products of the traditional Labour working class (honest, hardworking, humble) vs the new breed (scruffy, drug taking, scroungers).

  554. 554
    streamfisher says:

    Just look at the background in the video clip, four drop dead gorgeous young women and a token hair gelled gay icon thrown in as well, just for good measure (he’s the one hiding behind Gordon), got to be a fair representation of your average Labour supporter, LOL.

  555. 555
    nell says:

    Yes but let’s not forget that the michael’s white’s and polly twaddles of the guardian are the one’s who have fought to keep this economically illiterate, socially inadequate, politically incompetent, criminally uncaring in respect of the military, ‘man’, in power this long!!!


  556. 556
    Mrs Duffy says:

    Good luck with that one.

  557. 557
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    The blonde one at the back goes “shhhh” – she is the most shaggable – but I could not get it on with a lefty braindead retard. There’s no feeling of common minds.

  558. 558
    Dack Blog says:

    I thought I’d see more for the Greens…

  559. 559
    Mrs Duffy says:

    It seems to me a police man,not in uniform,failed in his duty to protect a member of the public in a public place from violence. A disciplinary offense in the first instance.

  560. 560
    A Noo_Lie_Bore Apparatchik says:

    Nah! – yer GI (Gay Icon) was getting a hard on

  561. 561
    nell says:

    If they think that’s the representative vote that is going to get them re-elected then they are even more delusional than gordon who still considers himself an international economist!!!!

  562. 562
    No posters says:

    Labour have instilled fear into politics

  563. 563
    H says:

    Why? He’d never use it.

  564. 564
    streamfisher says:

    International fucking crook!

  565. 565
    Steve Expat says:

    You are a master of understatement…

    The c­u­nt will be toast by next Friday morning…

  566. 566
    We won world war two supposedly but what for........ says:

    Eugenics is the answer.

  567. 567
    nell says:

    Don’t forget the two paracetomol!!

    Dr David Kelly’s death was not suicide. 11 Medical experts will later this year, I believe, get a court ruling, that will bring about a Coroner’s Inquest. When that happens the chances are the Court will rule from the very strong evidence available, that Dr David Kelly’s was most certainly not , suicide.

    Where does that leave Dr David Kelly’s main tormentors, at the time of his death, bliar and alcampbell???!!!

  568. 568
    MB. says:

    I have seen very few posters of any sort, only a handful on the usual places like lamp-posts.

  569. 569
    Steve Expat says:

    Isn’t Brighton Pavillion an almost identically split 4-way Marginal, where the result could be anything?

    How come there’s no posters up? I would have thought that there would be literally thousands of them given the demographics (lots of hippies and students) and closeness of polling there.

  570. 570
    David Cameron says:

    I will always kick a man when he’s down.

    It’s what’s known as compassionate Conservatism

    What is tight, brown and full of shit?

    Gordon Brown

  571. 571
    Rufus Stone says:

    Calling an ardent supporter a bigot: cost – a failed re-election campaign. Fucking the economy: priceless. For all the rest there is PledgeCard.

  572. 572
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Yes, but what don’t you like about him?

  573. 573
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    The self-appointed voice of the North East.

  574. 574
    The EUSSR Thort Police - making your world safer from you - yer bastard! says:

    Oi !!! Cut it art !!!

    We’re a’watchin you !

    Ticks will be placed in boxes !

    GORGON WILL BE RE-ELECTED – it’s all arranged – an’ there’s nuffin you or anyone can do!

    Jus’ get on wiv yer bleedin work yer bastards.

    An’ pay yer bleedin telly tax!

  575. 575
    We won world war two supposedly but what for........ says:

    This is what the forces of conservatism will have to undertake if it wants to survive.

  576. 576
    Mrs Duffy says:

    “He wasked me to go outside with him shake hands in front of all the cameras but I didn’t want that fuss. It was too soon,”
    “What hurt most was being called that woman”.
    “It’s no way to talk of someone that is it? As if I’m to be brushed away. Why couldn’t he have said, ‘that lady?’
    “He asked, ‘Do you ever come down to London? If you ever come down you must come to No10 and meet me and Sarah. ‘Well, I just looked at him. I didn’t like to say it, but all I could think was, “I don’t think you’ll be there.'”

  577. 577
    Anonymous says:

    I am hoping Gordon comes up against a heckler from the armed forces.
    That will be some good fun especially for the drones that lay a hand on them.
    Imagine the headlines there. Labour would be completely destroyed.

  578. 578
    Martin Day says:

    How can the electorate even contemplate voting for that turd,David Cameron ??

    Cameron goes to a small island teeming with deer and blasts at them with a shotgun. What a fine sportsman he isn’t

  579. 579
    Balls says:

    who were those leftie thugs to manhandle him? Not police.

    Looks like common assault to me.

  580. 580
    Spot the Dog says:


  581. 581
    ohmyGoodness says:

    It was the National Glass Centre in Sunderland.

  582. 582
    Comical Ali says:

    Weren’t nuffin ter do wiv us Guv !

    Honest !

    We was at the Opra – weren’t we Tone ?

    We got witnusss

  583. 583
  584. 584
    Commander Desai says:

    Steve, reasonable force though does not constitute violence in response to a heckle does it?

    SB are still cops at the end of the day, a cop cannot allow a criminal act to take place. An assault by two, possibly three people, on one man is not reasonable force.

    I don’t blame the SB guy at all, his focus will have been on other things but there is footage here of something less than reasonable going on.

    And it is wrong.

  585. 585
    mirabelle says:

    An Obama inspired campaign? Do you mean through devices like the vote-u-lator?:

    It’s true that it has a tendency to decide that people trying it are conservatives.
    But it’s a funny little programme.

  586. 586
    Paddy says:

    When is an assault not an assault?

    When it is committed by some party goon?

    It is an Englishman’s birthright to stand up and shout abuse at politicians! Anyone who has taken part in real politics will have experienced it. The problem is that these party officials, who spend most of their time plotting and scheming in their glass cages in London, don’t know anything about the real world.

    It is about time one of these party oafs was arrested and chucked inside for assault.

  587. 587
    proxy voting in Pakistan says:

    this’ll cheer you all up.

  588. 588
    Unsworth says:

    Well that certainly makes two, if not more…

  589. 589
    Compassion is about putting out of misery mate says:

    . and we’ve all had quite enough of ShitMeister Comrade Turd, the Saviour of the World and his bunch of lunatics running what can only be called the Asylum.

    So out with them all, – and a demise that is exquisitely fitting – and prolonged.

  590. 590
    Dack Blog says:

    Local ‘talk’ is that a rising LibDem vote will damage Green prospects. It’s an odd – or interesting, depending how you see it – demographic. Students, yes. The dreamcatching insenseburning element isn’t what it used to be – I remember describing it to someone as ‘Glastonbury with buildings’ when I first moved here: now it feels more like a costa coffee-ised suburb of London to me. There are a lot of Cath Kidston families in Hanover (they were probably hippy-esque until they had families) and meejah London refugees. I’m in Kemptown – big pink vote and a couple of big estates. Who knows? But a good barometer for the overall result I think.

  591. 591
    revolting peasant says:

    I thought that scrawny woman was far too aggressive.

  592. 592
    Proof singing Dog is a communist EUSSR Eurofascist New World Order Shapeshifting Lizard says:

  593. 593
    Tapestry says:

    Actually it’s the proxy votes that are being harvested this time by the parties, especially Labour. They only need a signature. Much simpler than harvesting postal votes, and it is being done on the industrial scale in Pakistan even.

  594. 594
    Mr Plum says:

    Is that EUgenics

  595. 595
    Anonymous says:

    The nearer the world gets to the ‘End of the CURSED ONE’ the more and nastier the global disasters are getting. First the volcano, then Greece and worst of all the oil leak in the Gulf. What disasters lie in wait for us in these END OF DAYS before Friday?

  596. 596
    grobdj says:

    Desperate is the word, Brown himself said it in his summing up in the final televised debate, maybe a Freudian slip

    He modelled his politics on Stalin, but never took complete control of the media, which means that the clank clank of his mandacious socialist machine will soon fall silent

  597. 597
    Steve Expat says:

    BBC News leading with Greece riots, before the election…

    Obviously not looking good for the Beeb’s Party on Thursday, have they not realised that the riots will be over here in a few months as the incoming government realise just how fucked we are..?

  598. 598
    nell says:

    labour is already well into it’s civil war which I expect will last for years!!!. Just wait for next weekend when they have lost the election big time!!!

    It will be harpyharrett against mandy. militwit bleating from the sidelines that he should be the leader without contest (just like gordon before him)!!

    balls/whelan fighting for the staliist vote ( so long as balls has not already lost his seat) With luck and grace balls will lose that seat to the conservative candidate.

    labour in the wilderness and struggling for survival.


    Given what they have done to our troops and our economy, that will be good to see!!!

  599. 599
    Anonymous says:

    Ok accepting the fact that what happened in the main was in a room off the main concourse , then that would constitude a private function, but it carried on outside did it not… So …….

  600. 600
    Anonymous says:

    Why not write to her and ask her ?

  601. 601
    caretaker says:

    the Deputy PM (Harperson) is automatically appointed interim leader when Brown steps down on Friday. then you have 6 months for the bitchfight in which the obivous Brownites like Balls and the obvious Blairites like Miliboy will be told to fuck off and whoever is left standing most able to perform on TV like Clegg will win

  602. 602
  603. 603
    Martin Day says:

    Lord Ashcroft ??

  604. 604
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    “She greatly impressed me as a straightforward woman who wanted to engage.” Julian Borthwick on Gillian Duffy.

  605. 605
    Steve Expat says:

    Bundling someone out of a private meeting by grabbing his arms and pushing him to the door is actually reasonable force. He was asked to desist by the speaker, the ‘security’ let go of him as soon as he was out of the room and there were no punches or other violence – doesn’t stop Labour from looking like complete c­u­nts on the news though!!

    Bouncers in bars and clubs in every town in the country will use much more force in ejecting the unwelcome this evening.

    The SB guy is concerned with NOTHING other than the physical security of the man in the middle, it’s long been a modus operandi of those with alterior motives to distract the security with one man while moving in with another.

    The important distinction is how this party treats someone like this man, compared to how the other parties’ leaders would have done in the same situation – he had a good point that Brown is telling lies and is only ever appearing in front of supportive audiences.

  606. 606
    Dack Blog says:

    Hahaha… looks more of a Tory warehouse loft apartment than little ol’ Labour lady gaff though.

  607. 607
    nell says:

    Suspect the rotten rothy’s are going to be consigned to dealing with the 3rd rate libyans and a failed, mouldy, mandy from here on in!!

    Good riddance!!!!

  608. 608
    sinosimon says:

    after that he might be a barrista by monday :)…..i hope not

  609. 609
    George Osborne says:

    I see Sky are planning to broadcast the general election results in High Definition.

    If I want to see Gordon Brown in High Definition, i’ll just look at my own testicles thanks Sky

    Like David Cameron I will kick a man when he’s down,especially Gordon Brown

  610. 610
    revolting peasant says:

    Would that be the same Hazel Blears who’s been caught employing an illegal immigrant as a member of her campaign staff?

  611. 611
    Anonymous says:

    Harriet was a patronising c unt !

  612. 612
    Anonymous says:

    England would be a better place if it did not have the north east.

  613. 613
    Mr Plum says:

    There is not one person in the labour higher ranks that the public does not hate, I think they will have to go for an unknown

  614. 614
    sinosimon says:

    actually the most drugged one said he will have time to answer questions………he barely completes a single sentence these days without some malapropism or mispronunciation…….dosed up to the eyeballs like a present day breznev

  615. 615
    Tapestry says:

    he only asked a question.


    the land of the free is no more.

    I admire the way he refused to keep quiet and kept fighting until they tasered him.

    and then he shrieked out in pain and kept shouting ‘what did I do?”.

    then one or two female members of the audience did shout out in his support.

    America should be ashamed.

    And Britain too if we are copying this evil.

  616. 616
    revolting peasant says:

    It looked like that scrawny woman in red punched the heckler.

  617. 617
    Dodgy Dave says:

    Ho, Hum… Looks like Dodgy Dave will win and Labour will be laid to rest 6 feet under. Thank you Gordon for your Gerald Ratner moment this week. The UK is suddenly uplifted to learn you really are the little shit we all suspected. I just feel sorry for the charity workers you’ll be working with, should you ever get a job!

    But let’s not forget Dodgy Dave:

    He gave Bliar a standing ovation on leaving.
    He never once opposed Labour’s policies, which have all but destroyed UK.
    He, like Brown reneged on a Lesbian (sorry Lisbon) referendum.
    He hired Obama’s communist strategist to run his TV debates.

    Anyone but Brown, but Dave isn’t going to change anything. Socialism will continue to destroy the western world.

    I’m voting UKIP for change. Tally ho…

  618. 618
    Mr Plum says:

    Doesn’T look like brown either

  619. 619













  620. 620
    revolting peasant says:

    Alan Johnson?

  621. 621
    Anonymous says:

    There will be some fascinating stories which will be told by aides and secretaries etc when this man is finally taken down. Wouldn’t be surprised if deals are discretely being done with the MSM already.

  622. 622
    Tapestry says:

    clever how they put a tiny woman next to the heckler who they film holding him while the big guys shoving him out are off camera. it’s all rehearsed including the filming.

  623. 623
    Anonymous says:

    This is the dawning of the age of Austerity, save your toast to your shit till the next decade : )

  624. 624
    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:

    BBC news show Mail on Sunday video of Mrs Duffy. Unbelievable! What happened to impartiality?
    by CharlieWhelan via twitter at 5/1/2010 9:02:54 PM10:02 PM

  625. 625
    Anonymous says:

    I would be content for them to take the bbc with them. There’s £3.5billion for the Treasury.

  626. 626
  627. 627
    RavingMad says:

    who actually cares what will happen to the new labour stasi or who it’s leader will be?

    the car crash is fun to watch but the outcome is of little interest, after all there will only be enough new labour mps to fill a transit van

  628. 628
    Anonymous says:

    It was a common practice for ageing decadent Caesers to surround themselves with pretty young things as they believed this would provide them with the necessary “Elan” or life force to keep them in power. Looks like some newly graduated media studies borg has tried this strategy with Gordo. Guess what ? We see right through it . Brown Finished, Borg get a real job !!!!!

  629. 629
    Anonymous says:

    With a Heckler Koch?

  630. 630
    Tapestry says:

    reported but not reported. not one word of what the hecklers were saying was broadcast. the response again unnecessarily heavy, and not good for Clegg, who should have been able to reply to the points made by the various hecklers. The report made it clear there were more than one. What were they saying?

    Something about the Euro?

    about EU-controlled immigration?


  631. 631
    Bob the Builder says:

    Fuck you Thuggie “Sewer” Whelan

    You would not understand impartiality if it slapped you in the face…

  632. 632
    Anonymous says:

    Is this the same Charlie Whelan who has spent the past 10 years working deep ops as an under cover operative for Brown, pretending to be his “ex” spin Doctor when all the time he was his “Current” Spin Doctor ????

  633. 633
    nell says:

    The bully of all time charliewhelan and impartiality???


    charliewhelan is to impartiality what gutlessgordon has been to pension funds !!!!

  634. 634
    Pin tat down while I fasten the jacket straps says:

    tat has gone insane

  635. 635
    Jack says:

    Decadent compulsive liar Brown just sorrounds himself with equally decadent lying and threatening thugs like “Sewer” Whelan, “Gutter Boy” Mandlelson and “Delusional” Balls

    You could not find a nastier bunch of individuals…

    There will have to be criminal investigations of these thugs after the election…

  636. 636
    streamfisher says:

    Comes to something when even the Taiwanese pick up on gaffgate, bigotgate etc, etc, Gordon we salute you for taking politics to the people.

  637. 637
    Tosserwatch says:

    Sad pathetic lying scumbag doubletalking two faced weasel chin grinner can’t justify anything hes done or intends doing…waste of space and a disgrace as prime minister.

  638. 638

    If she’s his Mandy, surely it’s the rubber fist inside the greased Marigold?

  639. 639
    Anonymous says:

    Kerry ( Senator) McCarthy has overstepped herself as was inevitable, and has now done something deserving of a full blown criminal investigation. If it can be shown she has actually done what is reported, then she should be prosecuted forthwith.

  640. 640
    ooooooer says:

    ridiculous posting…not much use holding a referendum on Lisbon once it was ratified…and taking us out of the EU at this juncture is counterproductive.

    of course Cameron has opposed Brown on numerous things …you’re talking bollocks…vote UKIP and enjoy oblivion.

  641. 641
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Actually that epitaph is so fitting for “new” liebours last full week in power – quite possibly for ever.

  642. 642
    Tapestry says:

    Telegraph Report –

    Campaigning in the North East yesterday, Mr Brown was interrupted by a heckler during a speech in Sunderland in which he claimed 2010 should be seen “not as the year of Conservative cuts, but as the year of Britain’s recovery”.
    The heckler, Julian Borthwick, said he had gone to the National Glass Centre in Sunderland for lunch but “felt animated” when he heard the Prime Minister was there. His complaint was about availability of fast broadband in the North East, but he said he was also angry that Mr Brown was not meeting any ordinary people and was instead appearing before “small hand-picked groups”.
    Mr Borthwick constantly tried to interrupt the Prime Minister before being manhandled out of the room by Labour minders.

    Actually he was shouting about the IMF being sent in, and Goldman Sachs, which was pretty astute in reply to Brown’s Tory cuts.

    In his speech the Prime Minister declared: “I fight every minute of every day, not for my future, but the future of Britain’s hard working families.”
    Mr Clegg was back in third place in the poll – despite claiming last week that his party had replaced Labour as the main rival to the Conservatives.
    Yesterday he told supporters in Somerset “the sky’s the limit” for the number of seats the Lib Dems could end up with on Thursday. Mr Clegg also had to deal with a heckler during a question and answer session in a packed pub, the Nags Head, while on the campaign trail in Malvern, Worcestershire. He told one drinker, George Wilesmith, 27, to “pipe down” after he interrupted to ask “Should life mean life?” in prison sentences.

    Later, in a mêlée outside the pub, Ken Pollock, a Conservative councillor, was dragged away by police after he came within yards of Mr Clegg trying to challenge him over the content of a Lib Dem campaign leaflet. After being released within 30 seconds, Mr Pollock said: “All I’m interested in is honest campaigning and the Lib Dems aren’t doing that.”

    That lady in red knows absolutely everything about everything. Nasty piece of work.

  643. 643
    WHOOOSH! says:

    over me ‘ead son

  644. 644
    HazelNuts says:

    quite agree Nell relish the thought of seeing them sitting where the libdems do at the moment..reduced to ashes…oooooh what pleasure to behold such a vision. Gordon’s face as the removal van takes his box of comics out of No 10…oh the delights keep coming !!!!!!

  645. 645
    The time has come...... says:

  646. 646
    Prepare for WW3, The EU's last card in it's hand says:

    The current levels of debt in the western world CANNOT be sustained, blood will have to be shed.

    War is one of the best ways to make debt dissipate or consolidate it into an easy to pay back monthly fee or let the victor pick up the pieces and pay for you.


    War Bonds

    Weimar Republic

    USA loan to Britain in World War Two:

    USA rebuilding Europe, Iraq and Afghanistan:

    Money and Gold have a way of ‘vanishing':

    ETC. ETC. ETC.

    If the EU wins or loses it doesn’t matter. Someone else will pick up the bill while the faceless bureaucrats who started the war make off with the loot while you die fighting their useless wars.

    Learn from history, forewarned means you are forearmed.

  647. 647
    Proof Dave is a communist EUSSR Eurofascist New World Order Lizard says:

  648. 648
    Lord Ashcroft says:

    Martin Day ??

  649. 649
    Soviet Spy says:

    No Comment

  650. 650
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Fucking thanks Bruin. No wonder Omaha runs through kitchens to avoid you – on the worlds stage you’re a laughing stock loser no-one wants to be associated with.

  651. 651
    Argyll & Butt says:

    Just shows how inflexible he is and cannot think on his feet – well once he opens his mouth he puts both (feet) straight in.
    Probably under strcit instruction not to deviate from stript

    . . . or was it a look alike or a machine cos that fixed grin was so sick

  652. 652
    Proof Dave & Brown are a communist EUSSR New World Order Eurofascists says:

  653. 653
    Jack says:

    And organising the money laundering of millions of pounds of OUR MONEY

    through the Unite union to the Labour Party

    and harassing Mrs Duffy – a nice old lady – like Hooligan Prescott did yesterday

    he is the ultimate sewer of British politics…

    and has threatened jounalists, politicians, civil servants and anyone in his way FOR YEARS







  654. 654
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    Roll on the the world government……………………..yawn

  655. 655
    A Chosen One says:

    Reveal to me the mysteries
    Can you tell me what it means?
    Explain these motions and metaphors
    Unlock these secrets in me
    Describe the vision, the meaning is missing
    Won’t anybody listen?

    Define the riddles of my mind
    Nothing is really what it seems

    Dreaming of Zion, Awake
    Sleeping Awake
    Dreaming of Zion, Awake
    Can’t stop Sleeping Awake

    Do you see what I see?
    And can you hear what I hear?
    Do you feel what I feel?
    Can’t stop Sleeping Awake
    Do you see what I see?
    And can you hear what I hear?
    Do you feel like I feel?
    Can’t stop Sleeping…

    Can you see it? The writing,
    Can you tell me what it means?
    Translate the symbols, Enigma
    Expressions keep questioning me
    The message is written, the meaning is missing
    Won’t anybody Listen?

    Prophesy, interpretate the signs
    Nothing is really what it seems

    Dreaming of Zion, Awake
    Sleeping Awake
    Dreaming of Zion, Awake
    Can’t stop Sleeping Awake

    Do you see what I see?
    And can you hear what I hear?
    Do you feel what I feel?
    Can’t stop Sleeping Awake
    Do you see what I see?
    And can you hear what I hear?
    Do you feel like I feel?
    Can’t stop Sleeping Awake

    Do you see what I see?
    Can you hear what I hear?
    And do you see what I see?
    And can you hear what I hear?
    And do you feel like I feel?
    And can you dream like I dream?

    Do you see what I see?
    Can you hear what I hear?
    Or do you feel like I feel?
    Or do you dream like I dream?
    Anybody see me?
    Anybody hear me?
    Anybody feel me?
    Anybody out there?!?

    Dreaming of Zion, Awake
    Sleeping Awake
    Dreaming of Zion, Awake
    Can’t stop Sleeping Awake

    Do you see what I see?
    And can you hear what I hear?
    Do you feel what I feel?
    Can’t stop Sleeping Awake
    Do you see what I see?
    And can you hear what I hear?
    Do you feel like I feel?
    Can’t stop Sleeping Awake

    Anybody see me?
    Anybody hear me?
    Anybody feel me?
    Anybody out there?!?

  656. 656
    lololol says:

    he’s mocking you

  657. 657
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    How much is being shredded at the moment. We need Nuremberg style trials.

  658. 658
    Commander Desai says:

    Steve, I don’t agree. Reasonable has to be proportionate, one man heckling followed by three people assaulting is not proportionate.

    A criminal offence has been committed here, it should be reported. If I was in the UK, I would have reported it.

  659. 659
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    A better one is coming soon!

  660. 660
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Just look at the utter boredom on the faces of the planted teens
    behind McDoomed
    and the old slapper in red that was getting in the way of evicting said heckler
    should be facing assault charges
    on one news channel she is seen hitting him
    great shot of all the press bored out of their fucking trees
    just waiting for anything other than McMentals inane rants to happen
    and as soon as it does they leave in fucking droves after the heckler
    har har fucking har
    Gordon Get Your Coat !

  661. 661
    Gordon (I misunderstood him, I thought he wanted to expel students) says:

    “You cannot Legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.”

    Adrian Rogers, 1931

  662. 662
    nell says:

    Mrs Duffy’s take on gordon after listening to him for forty minutes in her front room ” all fur coat and knickers”!!!!


  663. 663
    Mandle the snake says:

    No need for a taxi to get home for her – the broomstick’s leant up against the wall outside.

  664. 664
    Israeli Bulldozer says:

    Zion will be built on your bones no matter how many years or lives it takes.

  665. 665
    brussels louts says:

    will the EU kill all Britain’s firstborn and invade if we unratify it ?
    It’s a quasi-legal document not the ten commandments or a declaration of war

    a sovereign nation can abrogate any treaty it wishes
    we invaded Iraq on bullshit, think we can’t rip up an undemocratic treaty ?
    or do you cower in fear at Van Rumpy’s awesome terrifying wrath ?

  666. 666
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Greece will look like a tea party. We will look like Tainanmen Square.

  667. 667
    Commander Desai says:

    Looking at the website for ‘The National Glass Centre’ – it would appear to be a national resource, free admission, shops and cafes.

    This man was assaulted in a place of free association, where no admission fee is sought and where fucktard Brown chose to speak.

    Bearing in mind the aforementioned plus the fact it was in the lobby area, there’s no ambiguity here, he was assaulted.

    The party drones should be arrested.

    Who’s making the complaint?

  668. 668
    Shredding Supervisor says:

    This is a final call for all party workers who have been allocated shredder shifts at government departmental offices, and downing street. Shredding will start at tuesday morning, with three shifts working 24 hours. There is a lot of material to get through, but it is *imperative* that none of the shredded materials are taken out through public entrances. All materials to be removed in green bags marked “recycled paper”. Party officials will instruct you on which materials are to be shredded. Due to the enormity of the task industrial sized paper shredders are being moved into place overnight. You will be given a short H&S course on how to use these. Please keep fingers clear!

  669. 669
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    If it were legal to contribute to a contract to take Wheelan out, ………?

  670. 670
    MI5 says:

    Perfect and apt…

  671. 671
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Blimey! You are in late! I wouldn’t fuck her with yours!

  672. 672
    arthur says:

    isn’t it nice, less than a week to go and all those thieving politicians have been hounded from standing again. no more fiddling or flipping houses, blogs have really made a difference…..lets all get back to what are betters say, you know it makes sense.

  673. 673
    Land of Leather says:

    And when are they planning to change the colour of the chairs ffs?

    We are five days away from Socialist armageddon and still no fucking blue or yellow chairs to sit on.

  674. 674
    Proof Dave is a communist EUSSR Eurofascist says:

    insane would be anyone who thinks Dave is a communist because of this nutters ranting. You don’t understand or get the joke because it’s on you Pinhead

  675. 675
    Dodgy Dave says:

    I think Dave’s a nice guy and I’ve followed the political debate for years, but on crucial issues Dave has backed the Gov’t, e.g war, bank bailouts, EU non-referendum.

    Yep. We are at a critical juncture and maybe the EU will self implode, but we were promised a referendum by all parties. If they can’t deliver their promises why should anyone vote for any of them?

  676. 676
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Comment 666
    The Number of the Beast!

  677. 677
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Bugger! Someone pinched it!

  678. 678
    streamfisher says:

    I take it you mean Gordon Brown is all fur coat and no Knickers, but there are rumours about his Knickers.

  679. 679
    Spawn of Satan says:

    Funnier than the average Downfall video. I can’t wait for the Pixar version.

  680. 680
    MAD FRANKIE moniker says:

    you mad schizo headcase

  681. 681
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    TaT – Born to lose…

  682. 682
    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:

  683. 683
    Spawn of Satan says:

    Charlie Whelan can suck my gusset.


  684. 684
    Gillian Duffy says:

    “It wasn’t the bigot, it was that he said ‘that woman’. I thought ‘what does he mean, that woman?’… It’s not nice, it’s not nice at all,” she said.

  685. 685

    Even the great and much missed Alan Clark wouldn’t consider that particular scenario!

  686. 686
    Sixty Five & No Viagra says:

    Don’t hold anything back will you.

  687. 687
    Israeli Bulldozer says:

    One less Palestinian vermin will be polluting the earth tonight.

  688. 688
    Pin thick as thieves down while I fasten the jacket straps says:

    tat has gone insane

  689. 689
    Void says:


  690. 690
    Anonymous says:

    Dave has said that if you vote Conservative that is the only way to secure liberal policies. And, incredibly, benefits will not be reduced.

  691. 691
    Gillian Duffy says:

    Nor was Mrs Duffy impressed when he came to her house, made a grovelling apology and invited her to No10 to visit him and his wife Sarah.

    ‘He asked, “Do you ever come down to London? If you ever come down you must come to No10 and meet me and Sarah,”’ Mrs Duffy revealed. ‘Well, I just looked at him. I didn’t like to say it, but all I could think was, “I don’t think you’ll be there.”’

  692. 692
    Sartrorial says:

    You can’t make yourself look big by making others look small either, but that hasn’t stopped him trying.

  693. 693
    Nemesis says:

    “Blair would have dealt with this heckler head-on”

    Utter bollox Guido, Blair was at least as bad as Brown.

    You seem to have forgotten Walter Wolfgang.

    The Labour party cannot and will not take criticism from the public, that is why they stay in the bunker.

    And when they come out of the bunker, on very special occasions, they do not know how to react to the public.

    A pox on them and any who would give them succour.

  694. 694

    That’s OK, moniker – you’ll just have to make do with the Neighbour of the Beast, or Chancellor Darling, as he’s called until Thursday.

  695. 695
    The ivf clinic says says:

    Bet she never has to say she’s too tired. She’s had to rely on immaculate conception.

  696. 696
    NBeale says:

    That man should have Brown and his goons arrested for assault.

  697. 697
    No longer Naive says:

    What , are you sayin’ that we have known this for some time ?????

  698. 698
    MAD FRANKIE moniker says:

    by TaT you mean the cowardly little shitbag thick as thieves who ran away crying from the site because Guido was taking the piss out of him
    he pops up now and again with his boring repetitive “cripple crackhead dozy” shite but everyone knows it’s him when he does..
    except for the fuckwits like you who just accuse anyone and everyone because you are very stupid indeed

    yeah, you’ve got the wrong person you fucking shit for brains retard

    try again

  699. 699
    MI5 says:

    Mrs Duffy said (in this long article)

    “Gordon came in and sat on sofa beside me. I couldn’t offer him a cup of tea because I didn’t have any milk did I?

    ‘I had a bottle of whisky that I’d bought to take with me when I go to visit friends in Canada, but I thought, “I’m not opening that for him!” As he came in he just said, “I’m very sorry for the comments I made earlier Gillian.” I sort of said, “Yes well I suppose…”

    ‘He said, “I’m a family man, have you a family?” Well, I’d already told him I had.


    Read more:


  700. 700
    Jack says:

    thought of that as well…

  701. 701
    Peter Perkup says:

    ‘He’s all fur coat and NO knickers.’

  702. 702
    Mysttic Meg says says:

    Remeber people when he got his arse on the chair one of his own said he’d be a f…ing disaster. Why was this prophet not believed by his own cabinet.

  703. 703
    Spandex says:

    Faux fur, naturally.

  704. 704
    Anonymous says:

    Bollox. Blair was more than a match for a simple heckler. Given the same circumstances Blair would have turned this whole confrontation to his advamtage

  705. 705

    Dave has also invited us all, if he wins, to vote him out in five years time if his liberal policies have not worked. Extraordinary! If we have a Consservative Government that is not Conservative, it will not be re-elected in five years time irrespective of whether its liberal policies have `worked` or not. The reason – demography, demography, demography. Labour has deliberately conspired to change British society forever. Time is not on the Tories side!
    If they win, they will need to undermine the socialist social order, not protect benefits and the bureaucracy.

  706. 706
    Bob says:

    Funny no one has spoken about Ashcroft for a long time



  707. 707
    Punctual says:

    Well at least the trains ran on time!

    Before they were bombed that is.

  708. 708
    Bob says:

    And chinless “Zanu Baroness” Ashton

    I am really afraid of her in particular….

  709. 709
    whogivesashit says:

    Is that one of ABBA’s?

  710. 710
    Dick Sniffin says:

    Calm down nick.
    You aren’t going to win anything.

  711. 711
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe. But remember the police are part of Labour`s client state.

  712. 712
    Honest he is says:

    Gorden Brown is a palestinian

  713. 713
    Walk the walk says:

    > I am hoping Gordon comes up against a heckler from the armed forces.

    Me too, a heckler and koch.

  714. 714
    UnRatifier says:

    Was it not Alfred the Great who said “I didn’t ratify anything you fucking nonce”?

    Or perhaps it was Richard the Lionheart.

  715. 715
    Mrs Duffy says:

    hey whats your game?

  716. 716
  717. 717
    When I av mi beer goggles on says says:

    Definately a two bags over the head ~ two in case the first one tears

  718. 718
    Steve Expat says:


    Sunday Times leading with the story that the Tories will implement the Great Repeal Bill, as proposed by Hannan and Carswell in The Plan

    No link yet but story being discussed now on Sky News – this should be massive for Cameron and fatal for what’s left of the Government…

  719. 719
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, and the Tories need to examine the politicisation of the police by Labour.
    Police reform, including the removal of political correctness from police practice, should be an essential and urgent priority for the Tories.

  720. 720
    ? says:

    Any cops who post like to refute that? Or confirm it.

  721. 721
    CuttingEdge says:

    Payback’s a bitch ain’t it Charlie boy?

    There are many of us who have waited an awful long time to watch the shitbag Brown being flushed down the sewer to where he belongs…and boy has it been (courtesy of Mrs Duffy and his own utter ineptitude) an overwhelmingly joyful experience thus far the past few days. That potentially in addition faeces such as yourself, Blinky and the slimegoblin incarnate Mandelson could be dragged into the vortex and down to the cesspit where you all belong in the weeks ahead – well that would be the icing on the cake.

    When the Labour party does its postmortem it will be you guys along with an ex-Prime Mentalist who carry the can…fun times ahead.

  722. 722
    Anonymous says:

    Are you sure?

  723. 723
    Angry Squaddie says:

    Unfortunately any would-be heckler from the forces would have to want to throw their career away fairly swiftly as rules brought in last year would penalise them for “unauthorised contact with the media”.

    As I intimated earlier though, if any New Labour apparatchik laid hands on me, they’d be nursing a broken nose shortly afterwards. Possibly followed by a stiff right hand jab to the neck. Try calling me an “embarrassment” and an “attention seeker” when you’re wheezing through a broken wind pipe… Bitch.


  724. 724
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Try again. Don’t be a cun’t all your life. Take a day off!

  725. 725
    TAT Watch says:


  726. 726

    This sounds promising, but it also sounds too good to be true.

  727. 727
    He's a cunt too says:

    I hate him.

  728. 728
    Lynch mob then heads on sticks on Tower Bridge says:

    To be fair, this man was no simple heckler. Brown needs to have scripted responses prepared before he lectures people with his nonsense version of events. Brown does not think well on his feet hence his reluctance to conduct anything other than a stage managed farce with people who are being paid to be there.

    If “the heckler” had been allowed to make his point, no-one could predict how events would have unfolded, especially given the volatile and impatient nature that is clearly evident in Brown.

    I’m grateful to “the heckler” for putting himself in such a position, because it demonstrated again what Labour are all about.

  729. 729
  730. 730
    Angry Squaddie says:

    The difference being that the British military are mainly anti-Labour. And if it comes down to it, we will stand up for the Monarchy above any politico.


  731. 731
    Anonymous says:

    I thought you were in Wakefield Prison

  732. 732
    Mrs Duffy says:

    Why didn’t the conservatives make it part of the manifesto?

  733. 733
    Dack Blog says:

    I like this bit…

    ‘Then I asked him about all this trouble with the volcanic ash cloud. I said if we’re in the EU, why were people allowed to charge stranded tourists €500 for a coach ticket to take them to Calais – that’s €500 for children as well?

    ‘Why didn’t the other European governments step in to stop that? And what happens now?

    ‘When the airports were closed, the volcanic ash was top priority but now they’re open, it’s just disappeared – how can that be? The volcano’s still erupting and people need help and advice on claiming compensation, but it’s just disappeared off the map, hasn’t it?’

    She speaks sense on everything. Mrs D for PM!

  734. 734
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Who’s farted?

  735. 735
    Anonymous says:

    It does not read that “great” to me, just scraping the surface.

  736. 736
    Spotty Dick says:

    Brown has been taking tips from the Telegraph:

    Well done the Daily Telegraph for planting such an obvious bear trap days before the debates began.

  737. 737
    streamfisher says:

    A Bill to repeal the following Acts of Parliament and secondary legislation that are detrimental to the quality of life and freedom to choose how British citizens wish to live their lives.
    Trouble is Steve, this can never happen while we are still signed up as a full member of the EEC, and none of the main parties will even contemplate any withdrawal from the Holy Roman Empire, so a none starter.

  738. 738
    lolol the real one says:

    723 Manifesto’s don’t mean anything anymore,ask snotty McBrown and his tame judge on the Lisbon treaty judgement.

  739. 739
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    If it walks like a duck …. and it quacks like a duck …. it’s a fucking duck.

    The same goes for TaT mutatis mutandis.

  740. 740
    Real Brown hater says says:

    What about the Hallelujah chorus

  741. 741

    It needs to be a truly ¬Great` repeak bill, scrapping hundreds of nonsense laws, red-tape and meddling bureaucratic procedures, and restoring all our basic freedoms which have been undermined by Labour.

  742. 742
    Britons Got Talons says:

    Margaret Thatcher and Gillian Duffy, both from the same mould, stealthy handbaggers the pair.

  743. 743
    Don't consent says:

    Freedom is taken by consent

  744. 744
    Shitstick says:

    And then apologising them to them with my eyes covered and fingers crossed.

  745. 745
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    S – l – o – w – l – y !!!!

  746. 746

    Daniel Hannan should be invited to draft the bill.

  747. 747
    Anonymous says:

    Not so. just look at the posts tonight, as a small example

  748. 748
    Dick Robinson says:

    It isn’t going to be the same bill as in that link.

    That one talks about repealing the Race Relations Act, The European Communities Act and the Firearms Act among others. Can you imagine the hand wringing and tooth gnashing of the BBC and the rest of the lefty luvvies if they proposed that?

  749. 749
    Redcar real Brown hater says says:

    Actually 100 quid will get you the job done in Middlesborough. We’ve got to get a crust from somewhere and that bastaard Brown should have been put in the blast furnace before they ‘mothballed’ it i.e. put it out for ever

  750. 750
    Anonymous says:

    Yes it would be a pleasure to see that and the Tories should do it. They will need to reshape society and attitudes if they want to retain power.

  751. 751
    Dick Robinson says:

    ‘I got halfway up the hill and thought I’d better phone my daughter Debbie to warn her I might be on telly. I said, “Don’t be mad at me but I just spoke to Gordon and it might be a small bit on the news.”

    Hahahahahaha, understatement of the year right there!

  752. 752
    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    Heckler ??? Next time I want my Bullyboys to use a Hechler and Koch on these bigoted people.

  753. 753
    Anonymous says:

    More like Paster of Muppets.

  754. 754
    Anonymous says:

    There are thousands of laws in need of repeal if basic freedoms are to be restored and preserved. Tories need to act quickly and cut deeply.

  755. 755
    Anonymous says:

    Thousands not hundreds of laws. TTR. Labour have been very busy since 1997, surely you have noticed.

  756. 756
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I’ve just tumbled to what prompts the rictus grin at the most inappropriate times possible. The clue is right at the beginning of the clip (3 seconds in): “… to every undecided voter, to every person unsure whether to turn out next Thursday …”

    He has not decided himself who to vote for!

  757. 757
    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    At the risk of stating the bleedin’ obvious, I will play the part of the ‘Koch’

  758. 758
  759. 759
    Anonymous says:

    Sadly it is not but it would sweep Cameron to power if it were.

  760. 760
    Bob says:

    Prezza built them for himself and his son stupid…

  761. 761
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Nice one – Paragnostic!

  762. 762
    Chris Hoon says:

    Was that Calamity Clegg with a ‘tash ??

  763. 763
    Anonymous says:

    The gold info needs to be high;oghted by Cameron.

  764. 764
    Willsteed says:

    What a bunch of Barbie-Chavs. Man they even all look the same!

    Is this England?

  765. 765
    Shamon says:

    Walter Wolfgang arsewhipe – if you don’t remember him look it up you lefty fucking simpleton

  766. 766
    Anonymous says:

    Blogging should not be a substitute for politicak involvement, comforting though it is. The local fabric of the Tory Party is weak – get involved! (frustrating though such involvement might be)

  767. 767
    Anonymous says:

    Blogging is no substitute for political involvement.

  768. 768
    Nick2 says:

    He was just an Agent Smith wannabe entranced by the Chinese rip-off DVDs of The Matrix hawked practically door to door there.

  769. 769
    Steve Expat says:

    Times Story finally published online

    It’s probably not going to be everything Hannan and Carswell have suggested, but it’s a bloody good start – ID cards, home information packs etc already mentioned.

    4,000 new pieces of legislation in the past 13 years, that’s one a day on average, a lot of repealing to do…

  770. 770
    Anonymous says:

    That`s because they are the same.

  771. 771
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I seem to remember that Alan Clark’s coven consisted of a mother and two daughters. Gives a new angle to the nickname Nobby….

    The daughter here appears to have a mouth that Cherie Blair’s head could fit in!

  772. 772
    Julie Kirkbride says:

    Dave is simply simply marvellous!

  773. 773
    Gordonman says:

    Julie, I so so agree with you.

  774. 774
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Agree. My remarks related to the thankfully unlikely scenario that Labour got third place in the votes but enough in seats for Brown to hang on. I cannot think of a more likely cause of revolution in the UK.

  775. 775
    WailsLandofSong says:

    No, Blinky’s hypnotised them with his rapid eye movements

  776. 776
    Nick2 says:

    Yes, it would have been the video clip/millstone around their necks until election day.

    Fortunately (& fortuitously for Nu-Lab) Two Jags punched Craig Evans later the same day. The MSM ran with the briefer, action filled pantomime (for which Prescott received no Parliamentary disciplinary sanction or Police charges, unlike Craig Evans.)

    Even during that election everyone I spoke to about the two incidents independently that the Prescott one was the MSM choice. Some even wondered if Prescott was told to ‘do something to divert attention from Blair’s road crash conversation’.

  777. 777
    Anonymous says:

    There are still an abnormally high number of undecided voters.

  778. 778
    Shamon says:

    It was the party conference, at which Blair was present.

    Walter Wolfgang said but one word “nonsense”. He was about 80 years old, a jewish refugee from nazi germany, and was immediately ejected from the conference by two hefty lefty goons. Blair was content to watch it happen.

    Fuck them all.

  779. 779
    WailsLandofSong says:

    Storm No.10 and die fighting the SweatySock army and Unite.

  780. 780
    Anonymous says:

    Yes it is. Dave will need to move swiftjy. He should invite Hannan to draft the detail. A `good start` is not good enough. The Tories will need to do far more than that – and quickly.

  781. 781
    Bonfire of the Quangos (part 24) says:

    I believe Dave.

    He’s got an honest face and Politicians never ever grab more power once they get in. They also never use Legislation as a quick fix when they fuck things up.

  782. 782
    Pete Expat says:

    Champagne AND celebratory UK trip ordered, for Thursday evening…

  783. 783
    WailsLandofSong says:

    Putin thinks he’s a sex god, showing his manboobs off in such a rugged and manly way.

  784. 784
    Spin Spin Spin says:

    It Public Realtion bullshit for the Party drones and lickspittles gullible enough to believe it. Which would be you.


  785. 785
    Anonymous says:

    Goodnight then.

  786. 786
    WailsLandofSong says:

    Drink plenty of beer and cider, no whisky in this house

  787. 787
    Anonymous says:

    Go to bed you silly boy, you`ve been drinking again.

  788. 788
    TaT the mental case says:


  789. 789
    Gurning Gorgon says:

    Spot on. It’s the right thing to do. Mission to destroy a nation is almost complete… and the Tories will take the blame.

  790. 790
    pigs in space says:

    Labour still have an ace or two up their sleeve

    Scotland Yard has launched criminal investigations into four allegations of bogus voter registration. Bundles of fictitious names have been put on the electoral roll in the London Borough of Tower Hamlets in what looks like a blatant attempt to steal the elections.

    It will raise concern in an area notorious for election fraud and where a last-minute flood of applications to vote mean that more than 5,000 have been accepted without any checks — enough to sway Thursday’s results.

  791. 791
    dick sniffin the bong eyed gay nazi says:

    no it’s dick sniffins wank fantasy
    he watches adolf while martin webster bullyrams him as sniffin denies the holocaust while whimpering and taking it up the chuff

  792. 792
    Anonymous says:

    Typical Tower Hamlets – the full details should be investigated – who why and how – and publicised, and that election postponed.

  793. 793
    Gordoom cooks the books says:

    Mandy your a twat feel i need to sat it everday goodnight

  794. 794
    One week to go says:

    This is the same constituency where an extreme Muslim group are exercising covert influence over local affairs isn’t it?

    Why don’t we just go straight to a civil war and have this out once and for all?

    ZaNuLabour and all their new chums Vs the rest of us?

    I’m up for it, I’d see it as essential purging of all that is wrong about the country.

  795. 795
    Anonymous says:

    Doesn’t she like skinny, and doesen’t arthur look like Gene hunt ! How we have aged. Thank goodness Gordon has protected our pensions

  796. 796
    Steve Expat says:

    We’ll probably see by next weekend.

    Gordon or Dave is next PM – your choice….

  797. 797
    Gordon is Fucked says:

    Oh she’s a slag and he’s a creep
    She’s a tart, he’s very cheap
    She is a slut, he thinks he’s tough
    She is a bitch, he is a puff
    Yeah yeah, it’s not fair
    Yeah yeah, it’s not fair

  798. 798
    Anonymous - ANOTHER ONE! says:

    “Assorted Nasties by David Haber”.

    Available from most good torrentsit.. er – bookshops.

  799. 799
    WailsLandofSong says:

    Why do they want to catch the worm? Is it the magic worm of wealth? Will the country regain all the billions that Brown has lost? Tell me more.

  800. 800
    Anonymous says:

    Be quiet girl until after the election – you are not helping your new man in Bromsgrove.

  801. 801
    Anonymous says:

    Dave, of course, Steve, don`t be silly – we just need Dave to do the right things when he`s there and sadly there is no real evidence so far that he will do so.

  802. 802
    Doctor Mick says:

    This is oop North. An unspeakable wife, skinny as a whippet.

  803. 803
    WailsLandofSong says:

    Revenge for Braveheart!

  804. 804
    Anonymous says:

    I thought so, its superficial stuff again.

  805. 805
    Anonymous says:

    A kot of common sense on here tonight.

  806. 806
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    What is the matter with you TaT? Can’t get laid? Again? Slip Maggie Moran a fiver and you can break your duck.

  807. 807
    Barnabas Scudamore says:

    Karcher pressure hose – fantastic !

    The image in my head of hairy minged sarah having to hose him down with a bloody pressure washer…..fucking brilliant !

  808. 808
    WailsLandofSong says:

    Was. Is. Always will be.

  809. 809
    Doctor Mick says:

    Even John Major had no fear of hecklers and could give as good as he could get from a hostile crowd.

  810. 810
    WailsLandofSong says:

    She’s throwing out Gordon’s hecklers

  811. 811
    WailsLandofSong says:

    He doesn’t like farmers, so he won’t have anything to do with them

  812. 812
    WailsLandofSong says:

    They’re all too young to have done actual, physical, mixing with common herd, work. And they’ve made certain that the next generation will have no work

  813. 813
    Archie Wedderspoon says:

    Yes. Hiking has always been a morally dubious activity.

  814. 814
    thick as thives TaT the mental case says:

    I am just about to get banned by the arch tory Guido Fawkes.
    Fawkes never gave a damn about the expenses scandal, he only used it as cover to act as a propagandist for the tories.
    now the general election is so close Guido is sweating like a rapist and the reader should expect no impariality from this place from here-on-in.
    Fawkes is a tory fifth columnist.
    end of story.
    still going to be a Labour win Guido and when that happens I will return to gloat.
    you lose, I win.

  815. 815
    Barnabas Scudamore says:

    No – the heckler is going to be fine.

    He’ll be just fine.

  816. 816
    WailsLandofSong says:

    At least five a day

  817. 817
    WailsLandofSong says:

    Say it as it is.

  818. 818
    Harriet's Gnarled Clit says:

    Pissed off that I won’t be there to see the wanker brought down, but happy that the time difference will let me savour the results live without sleep deprivation

  819. 819
    WailsLandofSong says:

    Immaculate Preconception

  820. 820
    Five days and counting... says:

    Fucking hell, I feel a bit sick after watching that.

    Did you notice the young guy in the background with the yellowy shirt?

    He seemed to think it was a laugh.

  821. 821
    Five days and counting... says:

    WTF is that?

    Is it human?

  822. 822
    Brown by name... says:

    I think that we need to draw a line under this and move on.

  823. 823
    redcliffe62 says:

    Tower Hamlets elections should be cancelled due to the fact that those people who are voting do not exist.

    Or at the very least an ID, such as a british passport, and signature and address is required.
    Proxy votes like they do back home in Pakistan are illegal, not that the muslim group who run that area worry about things like the law and the wishes of the people they claim to represent. War demands war tactics.
    MSM want to avoid the muslim angle/bangladeshi angle, but that IS the reason for the problem.

  824. 824
    If you think MP's fiddled their expenses then wait till you see a fishing boat skippers expense list says:

    LOL….dropped a 1 Jimmy ?

    If anybody else but you were standing for the Tories in Banff & Buchan then they’d get my vote, since I’ve known you for years I feel I have to break the habit of a lifetime and decline to vote Tory.

  825. 825
    Anonymous says:

    Welcome to
    Planet Gordon
    Population: 1

  826. 826

    The gory details of Cambridge hustings (25 Apr), analysed by Sound and Fury (h/t Old Holborn for the recording, helped refresh S&F’s memory)

    You’ve been HUSTED!

  827. 827
    The big D says:

    Walter Wolfgang has heckling Jack Straw. Same response to dissent as Blair though, have the man removed.

  828. 828
    Dave calls for a fascist superstate same as Brown - NWO says:

  829. 829
    Exterminate Labour! says:

    Nor was Mrs Duffy impressed when he came to her house, made a grovelling apology and invited her to No10 to visit him and his wife Sarah.

    ‘He asked, “Do you ever come down to London? If you ever come down you must come to No10 and meet me and Sarah,”’ Mrs Duffy revealed.

    ‘Well, I just looked at him. I didn’t like to say it, but all I could think was, “I don’t think you’ll be there.”’


    Back of the net!

  830. 830
    Susie says:

    Seen on Politcal Betting:

    “What did the foreign heads of state say when you chatted to them this morning? or are you now chatting to Napoleon and Nelson.”

  831. 831
    Gordon is Fucked says:

    You must have misunderstood what I said. I actually said I love kittens.

  832. 832
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    Looks mad, but a very clever. That accent seems to be prevalent among young women everywhere.

    Why the fuck do they all say loike instead of like?

  833. 833
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    The rather nasty woman in red ejecting this man is the mother of 25 year old Bridgette Phillipson the PPC for Sunderland.

    The mother runs a home for ‘battered’ wives, no wonder she was able to eject Mr Borthwick.

    Only job the daughter has ever had was as a ‘manager’ at the home, so no nepotism there then??

    Miss Phillipson is also a member of Tony Blair’s Faith Foundation….. scary !

  834. 834
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    That arsehole is shitting himself because Cameron is going to change the laws on political donations and Labour will cease to be, because it depends on the Unions.

    And when all the Unite-sponsored new safe-seat MPs arrive, no fucking business will gibe them a penny.

    When you read all the shit over the next few days, remember this…Labour is shitting itself because.

    1. Union donations banned
    2. Number of MPs cut and the weight of the individual vote evened out across the country.
    3. The New Labour project and Brown could come third in the popular vote.

    We are seriously looking at the end of Labour as it has been since 1945. I always thought Blair and Brown’s legacy would be to trash the party.

  835. 835
    My Vote Never Counts says:

    ‘It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever’.

  836. 836
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    If I remember rightly, Maggie did something similar. One of the laws that went was the need for every new bicycle sold to have a bell.

    True to form, in Sept 1999…

    ‘The Government has announced that all new adult cycles will have to be provided with a bell at the point of sale at some point in the near future. Even £4000 downhill behemoths.

    Transport Minister, Lord Whitty, said the measure makes good road safety sense: “We want to encourage cycling as an economic, healthy and environmentally friendly way of getting around. But we also know that pedestrians often feel unsafe with cyclists around.

    The Highway Code already advises cyclists to ring their bell to make others aware of their presence, but many bikes don’t have one. Fitting a bell to all new bikes gives riders the ability to alert other road users, especially pedestrians. That means greater safety for pedestrians and cyclists alike.”

  837. 837
    Francis Futurama says:

    “Nor was Mrs Duffy impressed when he came to her house, made a grovelling apology and invited her to No10 to visit him and his wife Sarah.

    ‘He asked, “Do you ever come down to London? If you ever come down you must come to No10 and meet me and Sarah,”’ Mrs Duffy revealed. ‘Well, I just looked at him. I didn’t like to say it, but all I could think was, “I don’t think you’ll be there.”’”


    Read more:

  838. 838
    cullage says:

    The place will now probably go bust before the end of July and all those lovely Nulab ladies behind him will be out of work again.

  839. 839
    Dodgy Dave says:

    Oooooer. Please go back to school and come back when you have something decent to say.

    You’re obviously a political stooge.

    Unlike you, I don’t use shit language to express opinons.

    Goodbye and wake up!

  840. 840
    Doctor Mick says:

    There’s loads of battered wives in Mackemland. It’s coz they don’t listen.

  841. 841
    Labour the lie, deny then smear party says:

    Here are the ‘fish hooks’ to a hung parliament – be scared!

  842. 842
    Cassandra King says:

    Labour = war criminals

    Labour = electoral fraud

    Labour is trying to steal the election by postal vote fraud and fake voter registration, Brown must know of the huge scale of criminal fraud yet because it favours labour they are happy with the situation.
    hundreds of thousands of fake multiple voters and fake PVs could well mean the difference between winning and losing for many labour candidates.
    Third world democracy for third world immigrants supporting a third world government.
    Labour is the party of the third world, third world in outlook and third world in character.
    The BBC is NOT investigating the postal vote fraud and fake voter registration because it is a criminal organisation staffed with labour supporters, if the vote fraudsters were tory you can bet that the BBC would be all over the scandal like a rash, panarama would be launching a full scale investigation.
    BTW the tories are quite content with the fraud, I wonder why that is?

  843. 843
    Gladys Pew says:

    I would have smacked that cow in red in the gob if it had been me. Am allowed as am woman too.

  844. 844
    Dave Gould says:

    Whilst the LibDems have a somewhat better version of this Repeal Bill, I believe the Tories deserve some kudos.

    So here’s how Cameron deals with hecklers:

  845. 845
    Cassandra King says:

    Our whole democracy is measured by our system of democratic accountabily through universal sufferage, one person one vote.
    The health of a democracy can be measured by the health of its voting system and the UK voting system is sick at its heart, the state tolerates voting fraud/multiple vote registrations/ballot rigging/ghost voting and the police/media/political classes seem happy to allow this ultimate corruption of our democracy.
    If the electoral system is corrupted by third world fraud and the state allows this corruption then it means our votes are meaningless and it means we no longer live in a democracy.
    If 50 fake voters can register at one house where the rightful occupier has no knowledge of these fake voters and yet the police/the electoral commission/the state/the CPS/political parties ignore the crime then the whole system is null and void and we live in a criminal state.
    The scale of the electoral fraud could well mean that dozens of labour MPs will be returned to parliament, think about that!

  846. 846
    Knock Knock,who's there? We, The People and we are as angry as hell. says:

    Well,we know where they live.

  847. 847
    Doctor Mick says:

    We need to call in UN observers as, sadly, our own people can no longer be trusted.

  848. 848
    Brown the charlatan with Mrs Duffy says:

    The Daily Mail;

    ‘He said, “You do know my father was a Presbyterian minister and I was brought up with family values.”


    ‘Then he asked, “Do you ever come down to London?” And said, “If you ever come down you must come to No10 and meet me and Sarah.”

    ‘Well, I just looked at him. I didn’t like to say it, but all I could think was, “I don’t think you’ll be there.”’

    You just cannot make it up.

  849. 849
    UN - an empty vessel. says:

    Ah – THE UN!

    The same UN that allowed the slaughter in the Balkans.

    The same UN that wastes billions.

    The same UN that is a powerless and useless organisation.


  850. 850
    Doctor Mick says:

    Was he ever a full shilling?

  851. 851
    travelrat says:

    What happened to free speech?

    Say after me; ‘Anyone who doesn’t agree with Gordon is a bigot’

    I used to vote Labour; never again … Brown and Blair between them have wrecked the party and the country.

  852. 852
    Dignitas says:

    Sue Nye if you read this, tell Mr Brown we can do him on Friday at 1200. This one is on the house.

  853. 853
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    You wanker TaT! You must be so pleased to be part of the (dismally failing) effort to keep Balls and Cooper in their £0.5million a year handouts from the state purse. You must have cum your load in your pants when you discovered that they had ‘flipped’ the designation of their second home three times in a 24-month period. What have you got for yourself, troll? Send me your address and I will send you a nice majolica pot so you at least can at least have something to piss in. That is, providing it does not crush your skull as it gets gently lowered (note good elf ‘n safety practice observed) onto it at mach 3.

  854. 854
    albacore says:

    The Tory and Liberal silence over voting scams is deafening.
    Well, it would be if the leadership were other than Blair clones, united globalist Quislings.
    Hitchens in The Mail today, in what he puffs as the most important article he’s ever written, does a hatchet job on Cameron as a fake conservative; yet he pours hate on the B/N/P, the only truly conservative party remaining.

  855. 855
    CAnpt remember I'm thick as thieves says:


  856. 856
    Exterminate Labour! says:

    The man is a freak.

  857. 857
    Smug mac user says:

    Fire up the turkey baster !

  858. 858
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Dave needs to destroy the beeboid bastards and their trade union chums in the first 100 days or they will bring him down.

  859. 859
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Well if he doesn’t implement it you can always emigrate like me.

  860. 860
    NutterWatch says:

    B/N/P conservative? Ha Ha, that’s a good one. Haven’t you and Hitchens got some windows you could be licking?

  861. 861
    Raving Loon says:

    The B&P are not conservative by any strecth of the imagination. If you check their manifesto they’re further to the left than Labour. They’re National Socialists whereas Labour are International Socialists, that’s the only difference really. That’s why dissafected long time Labour voters often drift to them, as apposed to UKIP.

  862. 862

    Could you also fit in Ed Balls on Friday at 1300 ? Make this one nice and slow and go easy on the anesthetic Ed likes to feel the pain.

  863. 863
    Smug mac user says:

    So does Gorgon, look behind him

  864. 864
    yvette cup-yer-Balls says:

    Ed just loves my bog-brush strap-on.

  865. 865
    Gordon Brown says:

    It was the right thing to do…

  866. 866
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Here TaT,

    I’ve taken all your toys and tidied them so we can now find things properly. Here they are:

    a x 7, ability, access, across, admit, against, all, alway, an x 3, and x 7, anti, anti-racist, army, as x 3, assorted, auntie, away, bashing, basically, been, bit, bn, boy, brains, but, c’unts x 2, cave, chased, chatter, clean x 2, cripples, dale, dear, designed, dim, distract, distraction, duty, either, end, ever, evidently, exclusively, fascist, fascists, features, find, first, first, fishwife, for, from x 2, fucking x 3, genius, getting, good x 2, got, has, have x 4, hearted, hero, hush, I x 6, ignorant, in x 3, interest, is x 4, it x 3, keep x 3, lie, making, means x 2, misguided, more, must, my x 2, natural, nazi, no, not, now, of x 7, ofcourse, oh, old, on x 2, ones, only, or, order, order-order, other x 3, p, point, racism x 2, racist, really, said, scum, scum, see!, see, self, she x 2, should, site, skulls, so, something, speaks:, splash, stay, stuff, such, taliban, than, the x 7, their x 2, them, themselves, thick x 2, thieves, thievesTM, things, thread, threads x 2, to x 6, top, tory, trolls, try, turn, untrue, up, was, when, which x 2, while, who, will, word, you.

    There it makes just as much sense like that doesn’t it? Now your mouth looks filthy, go into the bathroom and don’t come out again until you are clean.

  867. 867
    50 Calibre says:

    I could give him some pain. In fact I’d like that very much…

  868. 868
    Anonymous says:

    Tower Hamlets has one of the smallest iindigenous populations of the boroughs of Britain. 24 churches, 40 Mosques.

  869. 869

    I don’t know where you get your definition of ‘conservative’ (note the small ‘c’) from – the definition normally used is ‘disliking change’, and the Unmentionables certainly fit that bill.

    They are broadly socialist, but then again if we look back to the immediate post-war period (given the damage done to the country over the past 13 years, that’s as good a reference point as any), most of the policies in the Unmentionables’ manifesto could have been happily fitted into either of the main parties’ commitments, and would have fitted rather better with the Tories of the time.

    You obviously make the error of confusing free market liberalism with conservatism – it was only Thatcher who really brought that to the fore, and although she managed to save us from the worst excesses of the economic mismanagement of the 1970s, the loss of traditional manufacturing and the increased reliance on foreign sources of food, energy and goods has not led to a more stable or prosperous country, especially when combined with further mismanagement over the past 13 years.

    The real divide should be between big state and small state philosophies, and that is where the Unmentionables score with the ex-Labour voters, because they keep the idea of the big state alive while promising to roll back the unwelcome change that has been foist upon the country by the multicultural experiment.

    It’s Dave’s concept of personal and social responsibility that swings it for me – the small state wins out over the large every time.

    He would do better if he wasn’t so keen to kow-tow to the gays, Islamists and Europeans, but then he’s overly metropolitan in his outlook like most politicians.

  870. 870
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Morning Frankie!!

    Had a little trouble with TaT this morning, but in good old fashioned parental form, I have given him a sound thrashing and sent him off to clean himself up. This Great Repeal Act is a marvellous thing isn’t it – we can behave like normal human beings again and bring up our children properly.

    This is what this NewLab government has allowed …. no law against it:

  871. 871
    Can't remember I'm Tat says:

    Where’s the blog Tat you druggie wanker ?

  872. 872
    Can't remember I'm Tat says:

    Still talking to yourself Tat you deranged druggie wanker

  873. 873
    Down with Brown! says:

    Vote Conservative and wake up on by next weekend Britain will be a better place.

    Vote anyone else and by next weekend we will be enslaved to the IMF.

  874. 874
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    If brains were bollocks then you’d be fucking sterile.

  875. 875
    Dave Blair says:

    We’re all in this together

    The BIG society

  876. 876
    lolol says:

    So when the Governor of the Bank of England said whoever was elected would be up shit creek without a paddle he forgot to day “unless it’s Dave as he’s speculator and financial crisis proof.”

    Good to know.

  877. 877
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Mornin ar-moniker yes it’s a good start if they do it
    what they need to do for the rest of the time left
    is work on getting that all important majority

  878. 878

    Make or break weekend for Gordon and the vermin. I see the astroturfers are hammering the Guardian today for finally dumping Gord; painful lack of variety in the “I’m not fan of Gordon but…” comments on CiF today – all seem to be blaming the media!

    Yeah, the media attacked old ladies and screeched hate at hecklers…

    Interesting, isn’t it, how the public can tolerate the most astonishing economic failure, and barely register discontent, but when it gets *personal*, when the ugly face of socialism is *there*, sneering at ordinary people, screaming hate at dissenters, Joe Public finally twigs. I guess economics, stats, GPD, it’s all too abstract – they need bayonetted babies. Depressing.

  879. 879

    Hello me,
    I think you’re right and I agree with everything I say.

  880. 880

    Well, I think it’s fair to say that whoever wins, we will be up shit creek, but if the conservatives win at least we will have a paddle.

  881. 881
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    It will happen but we have to hold them to account to make all the changes.

    Don’t know if you saw this yesterday so repeat:

    ” i could also come and hold the steadycam for you !”
    What is that mighty tree trunk that appears to be supporting CDETB?
    BTW I have a Tamron 18-270 on my EOS which produces some spectacular results that the naked eye does not usually catch.

  882. 882
    Jolyon Wagg says:

    I know what you mean.

    Personally, I would like to have heard someone (e.g. Cameron) actually put the economic problems of this nation into a perspective that the average person would understand… (apologies if someone did).

    I think the way to do this would to have been to say something along the lines of “If your take home pay is £1000 per month and you needed to borrow £10,000 each month to cover your outgoings do you think you would be managing your finances well?” (using the correct ratio of figures for our national debt etc of course).

    The massive Labour debts are beyond most to comprehend I think; they’re just numbers… As long as the folk can watch ruddy X-Factor it doesn’t seem to matter.

    And that response to the heckler… Appalling. I’m surprised the man didn’t nut one of the folk ushering him out.

  883. 883
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    It is in the nature of power that it sows the seeds of its own destruction, FF. Neither of us likes the apparent inability of the majority to recognise the writing on the wall but the bastards lay themselves open to any attack and the smallest head cold is the thing that carries them off to the undertaker.

  884. 884
    Long Weekend says:

    I seriously doubt many of the public will be eager to see Politicians of any stripe on the Bank Holiday weekend and most will be glad to forget about them and the wall to wall election coverage till Tuesday.

  885. 885
    MI5 says:


  886. 886
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Maybe that’s why Tony came back……

  887. 887
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Yeh i did but the cameras arn’t mine my son works in film and the gear all belongs to his company
    if he is on a shoot up here he fills my living room with it overnight usually a couple of”big reds” and two or three panasonics and a shit load of lenses etc
    so im not really well up on it but looking at where you live
    i would think there are some spectacular views !

    after reading it again yes i see what you mean only it wouldn’t be so steady
    about 5.6 on the richter scale !

  888. 888
    Anonymous says:

    I believe it get’s funding from local council.

  889. 889
    MI5 says:




  890. 890
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Nothing about riding cycles responsibly. Just a bell so they can say, “Get out of my way!”, before they mow you down on the pavement.

  891. 891
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    The views are even better in August when the FKK sites fill with crumpet from all over Europe! No cameras allowed …. That’s when I personally start to measure 5.6 on Richter!

  892. 892
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Hey ar-moniker under this great repeal bill can they remove the “D” orders on DR Kellys autopsy results and the 100 year gagging order on Dunblane ?
    it would be nice to see some Labour scum do some serious time
    everybody knows the reasons for them is to protect politicians untill they are dead which is an affront to justice !

  893. 893
    Anonymous says:

    More or less on PM worked out that if all the future spending is added up, PFI, public sector pensions etc then each household in the UK owes £90,000

  894. 894
    The Dirty Rat says:

    FF. And know where we are paddling to.

  895. 895
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    The latest polls show the wax is melting fast on Icarus Clegg’s wings as he tries to fly to close to the Sun.

  896. 896
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Sorry mate but i’m not very good on the abbreviations thats why it took a while to get the CDETB. FKK site’s ?
    i struggle with all the internet speak as well but that i’m afraid is down to age etc and a labour “edyoukshun “back in the 60’s/70’s and being a late starter with computers

  897. 897
    snafu says:

    Never mind all that bollocks – have a look at the latest paper from the sober folk at the Bank of International Settlements. It is terrifying and devastating analysis of how Gordons stupidity and recklessness will to continue to harm us long after his political death.

  898. 898
    Gobshite says:

    Blair looks like he just had tea with the Russians!

    Although waking up next to Cherie each morning is probably not that good for you either.

  899. 899
    E. Bye-Gumm says:

    It seems to me that Gordon Brown’s cowardly campaign – hand picked audiences and violent ejection of non-believers – ought to be illegal. It is not a debate, it is party political broadcasting which is paid for by us.

    The next government should make such things illegal.

  900. 900
    Gobshite says:

    It woz the sun that did it!

  901. 901
    MI5 says:


    Big disagreement with you on one point…

    You refer to the FT article “Scapegoating Goldmans”

    No surprise that the FT defends the banks that brought the international financial system to its knees

    It is on the record that Goldman Sachs flogged tens of billions of dollars of TOXIC mortgage backed securities with a AAA RATING AND TRADED BILLIONS OFF BALANCE SHEET so that their positions were not regulated

    They then shorted these securities on their own account while continung to flog them

    The US taxpayer had to inject $ 10 billion to save the “premier” investment bank of New York !!


    At the very least it was highly unethical behaviour

    And the fact that Goldman (and others of course) had to eb bailed out by the US taxpayer shows their total financial incompetence as well..which is a way is even more galling for them…

    We can only defend a capitalist system if it operates ethically

    The most devastating critique of all this is Greenspan’s mea culpa when he said he had “assumed” that the banks would act in the interests of their shareholdzers and he had been wrong about that

    In fact, the bonuses of these banks were (and still are) based on VOLUME (sales) and NOT RESULTS (return to the shareholders)

    These banks have been captured by greedy traders who screxed their shareholders…and had to be bailed out…while they continued to pàay themselves huge bonuses…that is a disgrace…

    We need to face these conflicts to ensure the memltdown never happens again…

  902. 902

    That’s OK – he has a Guardian to protect him and an Observer to watch over him (all safely from another tax jurusdiction, of course).

    Anyway, I thought Nick was Teathered by a Cable to stop his flights of fancy?

  903. 903
    ooooooer says:

    No Dodgy you use broad brush statements that are not true and show the level of the intellect you are applying. Enjoy voting for motormouth’s UKIP
    the relevance of which is lost in the detritus of the political sidelines in the UK.
    Stick to your comics.

  904. 904
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    They are not connected.
    CDETB: an expertly trimmed topiary belonging to a certain red headed gardener. Down Boy!

    FFK (Freikörperkultur): Naturist sites around the Adriatic where I spend my time thinking about gilt yields and Hegel’s Phenomenology of Spirit until I realise that my eyes are not where my mind is and I have to dive swiftly into the water to avoid the risk of arrest.

  905. 905
    fox u munter gay says:

    Yes so much worse then the gord who goes to small country’s and blasts the locals !.

  906. 906
    Martin Day says:

    Thought for the day

    A vote for David Cameron’s Conservatives is a wasted vote

    Bless you all

  907. 907
    labour shill spotter says:

    Are you Peter Hitchens in disguise?

  908. 908
    Jack says:

    Blair “looks elderly, frail and wizened” (like Gutter Boy Mandelson his mentor BTW)

    No surprising…

    He now knows that his Nu Labour fraud is out in the open for all to see…

    Never forget

    Blair, Mandelson and Brown

    The three biggest frauds EVER to achieve power in Britain…

    PS and where has he been for the last two weeks

    He said the “volcanic ash” stopped him from coming back from Israel

    ANOTHER FUCKING LIE…it blew over days ago…!!

  909. 909
    Bob says:

    But he still has those weird eyes…very telling…

    Wouldn’t buy a second hand car from HIM….

  910. 910
    David Cameron says:

    I have no shame. My endorsement is available to the highest bidder. PLEASE DM ME

  911. 911
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Thought you wanted to be Teathered!

  912. 912
    Peter Hitchens exposed says:

    In today’s Mail on Sunday, Peter Hitchens makes a final, frantic, desperate plea for Mail readers not to vote Conservative, and shows beyond doubt that he is a two-faced conman who has been working hard on behalf of the Labour Party for years.

  913. 913
    fox u says:

    Nope just a bull sh*t story no one except mervin gay or a few other die hard trolls care about !

  914. 914
    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    He has some way to go before I’ll be happy.

  915. 915

    It wasn’t Goldman that rated the shit securities as AAA, and they have no moral duty to anyone.

    The fact that they knew that the instruments were out of tune should not be an excuse for the failure of the buyers to hear the cocophany…

    Buffet’s take on it is about right – caveat emptor applies in this market as in the property market, and it’s not Goldman’s fault if they have stupid customers with even more stupid and greedy insurers.

    Greenspan’s a fool if he thinks that the employees of a bank have a duty to the shareholders – it is the board that has that duty, and the board who should ensure that their employees do not endanger the shareholders’ investment.

    And trading off balance sheet so that you positions aren’t regulated shows a failure in regulation rather than a failure of the bank – they exist to make money within the prevailing regulatory framework, and if that framework allows fancy accounting to expose the system to excessive risk then it is the framework that is wrong.

    I wouldn’t do any of the things the bankers did myself, but that’s my choice, and I never expect anyone else to behave morally just because I choose to do so.

    Neither should you.

  916. 916
    Cheese Lover says:

    Brilliant Matt cartoon in today’s Telegraph, hits the nail squarely on the head. Unfortunately, doesn’t appear to be on line yet but the caption, hubby to wife is:

    “I’m worried if I vote Libdem we might end up with Libdems”

  917. 917
    JP says:

    Hitchens slags off Brown occasionally but spends most of his time trying to undermine Cameron and persuade the Mail’s readership to abandon the Tories. He is Labour’s trojan horse at the MoS and deserves to be shunned and scorned by everyone who wants to see the end of this appalling Labour government and their disastrous, sociopathic leader.

  918. 918
    Gordon Brown's Press Officer says:

    Martin Day

    Baroness Thatcher has delivered a damning verdict on “boring” David Cameron’s campaign to take the Tories to power.

    The former Conservative PM confided that she has serious doubts about the party leader’s ability to deliver victory on Thursday.

    In frank conversations with her close confidant and former Tory grandee Lord Tim Bell, Lady Thatcher dubbed Cameron “boring” and “still out of touch with the British public”.

    She was just as dismissive about Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg and Labour PM Gordon Brown.

    “I’d eat all three leaders for breakfast,” said Maggie, 84.

    But she feels particularly alienated by Cameron’s adoption of the “big society” concep

  919. 919

    I do – and smothered – there’s just about enough of her for that…

  920. 920
    Legal Beagle says:

    Hello Charlie Whelan

    Climbed out of your sewer this morning eh ?

    WHo are you plotting to smear, threaten and bully this morning ?

    Your own employees ?

    Or are you going to harass Mrs Duffy again?

    Your threatening behaviour is criminal, you know that ???!!!

  921. 921
    Jack says:

    Link ?

  922. 922
    Steve Expat says:

    Cameron getting a good grilling from Marr on BBC1 now, doing pretty well

    – says his first priority on day 1 is setting up a war cabinet to deal with Afghanistan

    – ministers will take a pay cut from Friday

    – much shorter recess this year (1 month instead of 3) in order to get done what needs to be done to sort out the mess

    – think for the good of the country not for the 24 hour news cycle

  923. 923
    Hitchens brothers: two cheeks of the same arse says:

    I’ve formed the impression over the years that both Hitchens brothers are “professional liars” paid to write on behalf of various vested interests.

    Christopher poses as a leftie but shills for the neocons, while Peter poses as a right-winger but constantly helps Labour by attacking the Tory Party.

    A truly vile pair.

  924. 924
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    LOL ! is one i do understand
    so you sit around in naturist camps during the summer the words Grippa Grappa Groper spring to mind !
    it must be such a HARD life over there !

  925. 925
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Bang on, MI5!

  926. 926
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Frankie, you probably will never know how much I have put in on behalf of humanity ….

  927. 927
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Somewhere above, I said that we need Nuremberg style trials. All this stuff should come out.

  928. 928
    Rod Liddle is a right tosser says:

    Just watched a repeat of Rod Liddle on the Campaign Show from the other night. What a wanker that Liddle is. He was dead soft on that creep David Miliband, simpering and giggling at him like a lvestruck schollboy. Yet when Nick Griffin came on Liddle switched into faux-outrage mode and made toothless and infantile attacks on Griffin then turned to John Sopel for approval like a lttle kid looking to his mummy.

  929. 929
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Right pal must shoot !
    work beckons catch you later

  930. 930
    lol says:

    Rod Liddle, a tosser?

    Tell us summat we don’t know! LOL

  931. 931
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Sorry – in a hurry so I may have missed some of this. The regulatory system (responsibility of the government) should ensure that banks are banks. Investment banks should not use depositors’ monies to take risks where the staff get the upside but the state bears the downside. Will return when I have time – this is an interesting one!

  932. 932
    lol says:

    Marr is constantly trying to interrupt him but Cameron swats him away like a fly.

  933. 933
    Harry the Camel says:

    errr, that would be ‘no knickers’ actually.

  934. 934
    hughjend1 says:

    Brown is bid goodbye in bloody big letters!!!!

  935. 935
    hughjend1 says:

    At least cameron is behaving like a statesman…unlike cyclops with paxo.

  936. 936
    Cheese Lover says:

    I bet his children are glad they don’t have any of his genes.

  937. 937
    Deep throat says:

    The daughters not the story,take a close look at parents business dealings.

  938. 938
    Illegal Zulu Immigrant says:

    Hau baas you make me feel so homesick!

  939. 939
    Henry Crun says:

    Same story

  940. 940
    Russian Oligarch says:

    How did you say that with my cock in your mouth

  941. 941
    Kev says:

    That red haired Mackem slapper shuffling him out? He should have turned to her and said “Touch me again and I’ll have you done for assault”. Can’t stand Mackems, Labour fuckwits through and through………….

  942. 942

    Mentioning the word”uphill” probably didn’t help either.

  943. 943
    Beautiful Day says:

    I think it the end with his comment about body language, Marr was realising he was probably talking to the next PM and he’d better cover his back to save his job.

  944. 944
    expat says:

    He’s been in Malaysia doing his snake oil salesman impressions.

  945. 945
    Mr A says:

    WTF are the pigs doing bundling that old guy away from Clegg? He’s on a public Highway and being taken somewhere against his will by force. That is, at the very least, assault. The pigs should be arresting the Nazis in suits not the old timer. Idiots. He should take that all the way in Court.

  946. 946
    Anon says:

    Absolutely appalling that that a heckler should be manhandled out of an election meeting like this. Deep, deep, shame on labour, acting like Nazis. Another british tradition they are trying to get rid off.

  947. 947
    Hung Parliament? Hang 'em all! says:

    See the clip below – one of the men who forced him out was wearing a Labour rosette, so was not a police officer. Would be surprised if the others were either.

    Hope they are sued, and the Labour Party corporately. Even if he doesn’t win, it’ll be worth it – especially if he can do it this week.

  948. 948
    Anonymous says:

    She’s just a silly old woman.

  949. 949
    Anonymous says:

    …and that, M’lud, closes the case for the Defence.

  950. 950
    Anonymous says:

    One would have thought their staff were products of the Ivy League universities, rather than of Cyberdyne Industries….

  951. 951
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    “…… the failure of the buyers to hear the cocophany….”

    That would be the noise made by chocolate, would it?

    Just asking.

  952. 952
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Nothing to say that the bike must carry the bell after it’s been bought, just that it must be sold with one. Barmy.

    Oh, and #893, I use my bike bell not to drive pedestrians out of the way, but discreetly to warn them of my approach. It gives just a single ‘ting’ and works every time. It seems so much more courteous than a near-silent approach and a sudden, unexpected ‘whoosh’ past. I’ve been surprised like that and prefer to be warned than jump out of my skin.

  953. 953
    dr cheggers plays pop says:

    sad to see that the dementing process has now affected the frontal lobes causing disinhibited comments

  954. 954
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Remember that the Unions will be grateful for all the taxpayers’ money given to them by NuLab under the ‘Modernisation Fund’ – a kickback to their supporters that NuLab has never spoken openly about.

    WTF should I be paying taxes to help the naffing Unions to ‘modernise’, whatever that means?

    Once Cameron is in power, I hope he engineers a report by the Nat Audit Office into the Fund’s aims and then uses to which this money was put, and nails Brown as its patron. It is theft from us to pay off his supporters, pure and simple.

    A cynical man might think it’s just a way to give taxpayers’ money to the Labour Party via an ingenious bit of laundering, but I couldn’t possibly suggest that.

  955. 955
    Dodgy Dave says:

    The ‘detritus’ lies with the LibLabCon trick. Wake up, smell the coffee and have a good sunday!

  956. 956
    Chris says:

    If she had tried to drag me out, she would still be picking up her teeth. Same with the male gestapo.

    Brown should have been seen to be listening to the concerns of the people, but they really haven’t a clue. 4 days to go!

  957. 957
    Anon says:

    Whats the point of asking him questions, he never gives an answer, he just waffles.

  958. 958
    Anon says:

    Didn’t the old man look like the guy who use to lead Ukip, ex tv presenter, can’t think of his name !

  959. 959
    Anon says:

    When a guy near Walter Wolfgang complained to the heavies about their manhandling the old man, they threw him out as well.

  960. 960
    Sir Francis Bacon says:

    Gotta love the hand-picked array of Edutainment Camp graduates (MA Hollyoaks Studies) lined up behind Brown.

  961. 961
    Lord Day says:

    Martin Ashcroft ?

  962. 962
    g1lgam3sh says:

    I call Brighton on you :-)

  963. 963
    g1lgam3sh says:

    Insight doesn’t count any more.

  964. 964
    domino says:

    This tells you all you need to know why this rabble allowed the importation of third world politics.

    Public Administration Tenth Report

    The chairman of the committee, Tony Wright, called for an end to Labour silence on one source of the problem. “Almost all the abuse cases that we have had have involved minority communities. We should not be mealy-mouthed about it. It is importing cultural practices from one place to another, and if we are serious about Britishness, surely one of the things we have to got to be serious about it is telling everybody that lives here about the integrity of democratic politics.

    “If we are honest about it, we have been so anxious to get turn-out up that we have been rather casual about some of the implications … I think we have (been) casual because we have resisted individual voter registration.”

    Kelvin Hopkins, Labour MP for Luton North, urged the government to bring in individual voter registration, which is already in place in Northern Ireland.

    “I hesitate to say this, but one of the reasons our party is reluctant to do this, is because it might actually dent our support in certain areas. This is something I think we ought to address,” he said. A third member of the committee, Gordon Prentice, Labour MP for Pendle, said: “Our elections are wide open to fraud. We have judges that have said in recent months and years that the UK is like a banana republic when it comes to an election. The electoral commission has for three years now been saying we should bring in individual voter registration.”

  965. 965
    Baz says:

    He has special implants in his ears… they replace key words such as “deficit” “useless snot-gobbling psychopath” “Mugabenomics” etc. etc., replacing them with Eddie Izzard telling him he has a very high IQ and that all the stuff going wrong is everyone else’s fault.

  966. 966
    terry says:

    one up the chocolate starfish perhaps

  967. 967
    Baz says:

    No, it was the Labour candidate’s proud mummy who assaulted Mr. Borthwick.

  968. 968
    Timothy Taylor says:

    Labourite vandals appear to have trashed all Conservative campaign signs on the A690 Durham to Sunderland road. I wonder which way Gordon entered or left the city?

  969. 969
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Every day is Enema Day for Grim Gordon the Gaping Gulper. It saves mess when Mandy gives him his daily fisting. Even Grim Gordon the Gurning Gargoyle draws the line at the Oaten stuff. There are limits.

  970. 970
    Past His Best says:

    Look at it from her point of view, as the proud parent of a child who is poised if not for actual greatness, then for the ‘winning-a-talent-show’ next thing to it.

    The cast is assembled, the show begins… and some lout starts interrupting the performance.

    You’d be angry that your little darling had been upstaged – and it wouldn’t matter that she was appearing in a shabby production of a show you’d seen done better. It wouldn’t matter that a big name had been lured up from London for a special one-off appearance because the show was ALL ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER, just like in the school Nativity.

    How dare he. He wasn’t even local.

  971. 971
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Meanwhile Pauline’s been doing the local rugby club, the nasty GILF. They left her looking like a sperm bank. Anyway, your tea’s in the oven, she’s out dogging this evening.

  972. 972
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    He fucking would! Mind you, Al was a gentleman, he always wiped his cock on the curtains before leaving. You can’t buy class.

  973. 973
    g1lgam3sh says:

    Rolling back the State is hardly superficial…unless it doesn’t happen…then the streets beckon.

  974. 974
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Your allegation is a clear case of scandalum magnatum. That will be twenty grand, the keys to your car and a ride on your wife, and consider yourself lucky to be let off lightly.

  975. 975
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Didn’t know you were a Gooner Adolf.

  976. 976
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    And you can buy eight cans of Ace for 49p.

  977. 977
    Anon says:

    Ever since Brown appointed himself as PM and moved into No.10, the disarsters started to happen, I believe the first one was the Foot and Mouth outbreak. He has been nothing but one f…… disarter for this country.

  978. 978

    Were they worried about what the man was saying, or were they worried about how Gordon might answer the question?

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  981. 981
    Anonymous says:

    The already have. Unforutately it is called Britain

  982. 982
    Anonymous says:

    How can any sane person vote Labour on May 6th. Lies for war, murdered David Kelly, involved in torture. Introduced imprisonment without trial, trial without jury, id-cards – do you see a pattern here? Don’t even mention highest house prices,
    longest recession, biggest deficit, one trillion national debt Mad Gordon has left us – Vote Labour and reward failure? not in my name!

  983. 983
    Fighting for a fiar future, fighting futuristically. says:

    They kiddies in the background look distinctly unimpressed with the great raver. Did you know that he if fighting for the future, fighting for your future, fighting for my future, fighting for the future of wallabies, but most of all he if fighing for a future fair for all, a future with a future. A fair fighting future where he is president for life

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    Anonymous says:

    The IMF may not be independant as such – but it would be astonishing if it’s findings could be dictated or influenced by Nu Labour

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    GeteLiara says:

    thanks! :)

    lets write them until the admit it, or stop doing it! i am writing them now!

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George Galloway says of his former Respect candidate the UKIP MEP turned Tory, Amjad Bashir…

“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”

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