Balls Losing to “Obama Inspired” Tory Campaign
Last night fact checking Cathy Newman from Channel 4 News took a look at Antony Calvert’s campaign to castrate Labour in Morley and Outwood. Watch her ask Ed Balls “will people be asking ‘where you up for Balls’ on May 7?”
Particularly amusing when a former Labour voter says, on camera, she hasn’t seen him for 2 years and Balls says “yes you have”. Calling your voters liars to their face on the doorstep is an interesting canvassing strategy…
The bookies make Calvert and Balls pretty even, have a flutter for a bit of fun. It’ll give you more to cheer about on the night…
See also: Balls Booed at Hustings as Castration Strategy Hurts
http://londonftp2.rtv.thomsonreuters.com/clipplayer/?year=2010&month=04&date=30&clip=96954&site=UK&action=Play
SPIN man predicting Tory Landslide and Balls out.
No matter what happens on Thursday night, the castration of Ed Balls would undoubtedly be the highlight of the evening.
Well, that and watching Gordon’s face as he realises he’ll be moving house…
Because it’s pretty clear Dave isn’t winning a majority if he can’t even get a boost from Bigotgate or the final debate with only 4 days campaigning left.
Looking forward to Balls getting humiliated. And even if he scrapes through he’ll just get humiliated in the Leadership election. He’ll soon realise being Browns chosen one is about as popular as smallpox after Browns fuckwittery.
cant get much of a boost when labour has hit rock bottom already, might make a few labour voters stay at home thou.
The people of Morley would be mad to vote Tory or LibDem – Leeds City Council has been Tory/LibDem controlled since 2004 and it has completely sh&fted the town.
Take a walk around and see what a bloody awful depressing place it is. In fact, it looks more like a decaying Eastern Europe former communist town than England. That’s why the BNP keep increasing their vote there.
no it’s better than that,,,as he realises he will never be the ELECTED prime minister.
Oh fuck. Another Ted Heath moment. The mong has just said he will never give up on Labour fight. He will barricade himself in.
Call the SAS!
Call the SAS!!!!!
call them what ?
“Sir” would be a good idea if they are armed
Brown came in by the back door and he’s going out that way.
Think you’ll find it’s Meddlesome Mandy who likes to come in the back door
Mandy is a wonderful colleague
and a doubledealing Deripaska prawn.
Looks like Balls Up isn’t expecting to win anyway.
The calendar at the end of Cathy Newman’s clip shows May 7th: Election fun, May 8th: Apply for Jobseekers Allowance
The NHS now has 44,000 more doctors and 89,000 more nurses than in 1997, and over 100 new hospital schemes have been completed.
Vote Labour.
The majority on PFI, a millstone around the HNS for decades.
And how many extra bureaucrats?
NHS – bum.
Note to self, check before pressing submit.
That’s the state education system for you
Not HNS, NDS.
National Death Service.
Even a brainless tit can work out that if I am on the dole and arrive home with a brand new Mercedes Benz for my wife, and although thrilled she says ‘how are you going to pay for this’, and I say ‘I can’t, they will repossess it on Monday along with the house which I used as security against it’ – then obviously the car is not only NOT a present, it is also threatening our home, then it shouldn’t take much for a professional TIT like you to work out that those nurses and doctors and hospitals are not a gift to the nation, but rather, they will endanger the whole health service budget when the IMF move in and make savage cuts to pay off the debt those extra doctors and nursed have got us into.
If you think feckless spending on things we cannot afford is the Prime Mentalists leading attribute, then you are indeed a socialist and I claim my free membership of the Loony Left Society.
Then why are they closing my local hospital?
Oh of course, because it’s in a provincial Tory town. Bastards!
Funny that, the hospital in Chichester, Sussex, (Conservative) also marked for closure. More hospitals???? Pathetic Labour troll.
More hospitals yes, but only for Liebour voters and immigrants, which amount to the same thing.
And Hinchingbrooke Hospital in Huntingdon’s in trouble and who’s former seat would that be? Err of course Sir John Major and Tory through and through. Politics of spite.
So what, you are going to get a duffing for upsetting Mrs. Duffy.
44,000 more doctors and 89,000 more nurses
and 150,000 more managers and administrators
Christ, has the health of the nation deteriorated so badly?
Judging by the huge numbers claiming incapacity benefit – YES!
It’s a fact – LABOUR MAKES YOU SICK!
people are escaping from hospitals to save their lives
Labour created Sure Start children’s centres, which are helping communities to overcome disadvantage and offering every child the best start in life – there are now 3,500 in total, one for every community.
Labour has delivered more than 16,000 police officers and 16,000 Police Community Support Officers, and overall crime is down by 36 per cent since 1997.
Back of the net!
Vote Labour!
No.
You’re war-criminals and liars with a c’unt as a Leader.
So Fuck off.
What does Brown actually see in Balls?
16,000 jobsworth spys to back up their cctv systems and ID card plans,Stalin would have loved what they do.
designed to filter kids up to Scotchland for fiddling
Which reminds me, any word on Hollie Grieg yet ?
and Ian Tomlinson
PCSO? Plastic police on the cheap so they can say ‘we’ve put more police out’, without actually doing it.
Get rid of them and let’s have proper police with the power of arrest who are not agents of the Liebour party following their lying political agenda.
Vote Labour. Vote Postal. Vote Often.
Harris poll – Labour on 24%.
And the LDs move to within one point
Harris – Mail Apr 30 Apr 28
CONSERVATIVES 33% 32%
LIB DEMS 32% 30%
LABOUR 24% 25%
A second poll out tonight, from Harris for the Daily Mail, has good news for the Yellows, moderately good news for the blues, and Labour edging down to just 24%. This is just one point above the 23% that the Angus Reid/Economist poll found
Still a Hung Parliament
Excluding postal votes which, from Bristol East, are 75% Labour. Keep an eye on the postal votes.
You’ll need a whole bag-ful of eyes to check the Bradford postal vote fiddles.
And don’t forget the harvesting of proxy votes – they’re good at that in Bradfordistan/Mirpur too.
You mean back of the queue to receive the wonderful jobseekers’ allowance. Prat.
Bollocks
Police officer numbers are being cut to save money despite the porkies Gordon et al are trying to spin.
As for PCSO’s, a fine example of a shocking waste of money.
Your deluded.
Lieing twat you, closed a perfectly good junior school claiming not enough pupils and overfilled another junior school,the closed school became surestart,the school must now be packed solid with oh at least 6 people working at the place,never seen any parents or children,must be nice to live in a world of your own.
Sure Start has madeno differenc whatsoever
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/education/article2337386.ece
They spent millions converting an old Victorian school near my mother’s house into a Sure Start Centre. It was a lovely junior school and only became vacant as they all moved into a new PFI school down the road.
So a few million later they have a Sure Start Centre teaching mothers among other things (and I kid you not) how to breast feed.
FFS. As MOH observed it’s a difficult job balancing a fag in one hand and a can of lager in the other.
As for the policemen…don’t make me laugh. Those Blunkett bobbies are nort and never will be policemen and it was one of Broon’s more exposed lies when he claimed 80% of police are on the beat. They’re not it was 80% of police who are meant to be on the beat are on the beat.God knows where the other 20% who are meant to be on the beat are. Helping mothers into Sure Start Centres I suppose.
In case you didn’t see my answer to your above post..
Even a brainless tit can work out that if I am on the dole and arrive home with a brand new Mercedes Benz for my wife, and although thrilled she says ‘how are you going to pay for this’, and I say ‘I can’t, they will repossess it on Monday along with the house which I used as security against it’ – then obviously the car is not only NOT a present, it is also threatening our home, then it shouldn’t take much for a professional TIT like you to work out that the extravagant sure start centre where the childless subsidise those who cannot stop shagging, and community support officers needed to arrest those extra chav children are not a gift but rather they will endanger the nations finances. When the IMF move in and make savage cuts to pay off the debt that the sure start scheme and extra community plods have got us into.
If you think feckless spending on things we cannot afford is the Prime Mentalists leading attribute, then you are indeed a socialist and I claim my free membership of the Loony Left Society.
Typical Labour supporter selectively using statistics in a way that’s just as bad as lying. Listen New Labour Pride, how many police officers have quit in the meantime? Add to that the huge numbers of officers who joined the police when Maggie Thatcher came to power and have now retired or coming up for retirement puts a massive hole in your stats. Those “extra” police officers you mention are just replacing the ones that have gone or are about to go. As for “Blunkett’s Bouncers”, they are next to useless and are there only to make it look as though there are more police on the streets. My God!, supervisory officers can’t even point out any mistakes they may have made on the beat with them having a union rep with them.
Let’s not forget also that recruiting standards have been lowered so many more unsuitable people are being taken on, many more recruits aren’t getting through their probationary period (except of course, ethnic minorities who have their probationary periods extended) and many more are packing in the job because they cannot stand the political correctness and interference.
RECORDEd crime may be falling because most people have lost faith in New Labour’s Police Service and don’t bother to report most petty crime. They now accept that there is no incentive to report minor crime because of the crap Criminal Justice System we’ve been saddled with. Add to that the BLATANT fiddling of crime statistics ( remember my one of my previous posts showed how street robbery was recorded as the lesser offence as “Theft From The Person” in order to “reduce” recorded muggings?). I wouldn’t trust ANY of Labour’s statistics they regularly spew out.
What kind of person is “New Labour Pride” who can openly support a party that has shown itself to be endemically corrupt, whose M.P.s were the most avaricious in their expenses fiddling (duck houses and moats aside), lied to this country to start an illegal war and is responsible for the deaths of thousands, and whose previous leader couldn’t wait to stick two fingers up to his constituents and earn his millions and grow his property portfolio?
ALL SOCIALISTS ARE HYPOCRITES AND ANTI-DEMOCRATS!
Vote Labour?
I’d rather eat your shit. You cnut.
Yeah, and how many more tiers of useless scumbags in management? Fuck off you ZaNuLab troll.
Paid for by the debt written up by Labour, to be paid by generations to come. It’s nothing to brag about if you can’t live within your means. It’s nothing to brag about to saddle children with debt.
It’s almost a shame your useless, incompetent, sleazy lot won’t be around to sort out the mess you made, of course you will be the first to complain when measures are taken to pay off your party’s debt.
They could be still around if the treason charges sticks. Hess lasted 42 years in Spandau.
War Bonds were used to help pay for the second world war. If the portion of tax payers money, used to pay off the debts run up by Brown, was designated as “the Brown socialist disaster repayment fund”, at least the taxpaying public would have a reminder not to vote for any socialist party again. If it took 50 years to repay, that would give the economy a breathing space.
One small problem the piggy bank is empty
The Cynic in me says “Its a scorched Earth policy”, the realist in me knows its purely incompetence.
YOU have the FUCKING NERVE to praise labour on the NHS? What about their death wards with hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of needless deaths in Mid-Staffs with the blood placed entirely in the hands of the excess managers and labour’s politically motivated targets you cunt
They are CUTTING essential services, CUTTING wards, CUTTING nurses and doctors at the moment!
We now have to drive for over an hour to get to a hospital for breast cancer screening as our large Tory Built local general hospital no longer provides cancer screening. My step father has to travel for 2 hours for his lung cancer tests.
We used to have a ENT clinic at the local general hospital, but now that is only open one day every fortnight.
Labour are slashing the NHS NOW!!!
VOTE LABOUR???
I would rather attack my genitals with a rusty cheese-grater.
The Labour Party has utterly failed on the NHS. Spent three times more and achieved much much less!!!
Labour have been charging you more and more for less and less service.
We need to reverse that situation and FAST!
You are right Mr Ned. Here are a few facts to Bushwack Labour politicians with.
Worst health service in western Europe. 30 times more likely to catch MRSA here than in hospitals in other western European countries. 17 times more likely to catch C-dif over here in hospital than in other countries in western Europe. France has 10 million fewer people than UK and has 50% more GPs. Tell Labour politicians to stick that in their drips and smoke it.
Thanks to Labour I have to drive over hour just to get to the nearest A and E. They shut our local one and turne it to a crappy minor injury unit which just sends you to a and e and a primary care out of hours which you can only use if you have a referal from your GP
Bollocks
Really? What are they all doing then? And how many more ‘administrators’ of vast salaries are there?
What’s a ‘new hospital scheme’? Is it sort of jobs for the boys stuff? Or is it just a load of glamorous new sheds for patients to die in?
So why are so many people being killed in hospital in hygiene conditions more akin to abattoirs than places of healing?
Why are the newspapers always running stories of elderly people being left to die lying in their own waste, dehydrated, starving and cast aside like rubbish?
Two patients have died recently in UK hospitals both having phoned the police in desperation at being left without even a sip of water until they actually died of thirst?
The NHS has nothing to be proud of, it is broken beyond repair.
And how many of the “100 new hospital schemes” are going to be paid for by your grandchildren thanks to the PFI pawnshop??
Roll on Thursday, my champagne is chilled, and I am waiting with eager anticipation for many Portillo moments.
The slaughterhouses that I have seen are far more hygienic than the average NHS Hospital.
“44,000 more doctors and 89,000 more nurses”
Is that a count of every new entrant into employment in the NHS, including every “new job” when someone gets a promotion or a transfer?
I suppose that means you have not subtracted those who have retired, left the service completely broken or died in service?
You may as well claim that “We have turned on the taps in our bathroom and run enough water to fill 20,000 baths” but conveniently forget to mention that you never put the plug in and you have squandered all of the resource!!!
Lies. Damned Lies. Statistics. ZNL Spin.
If there are so many more doctors, how is it that in the 1990′s when I rang the surgery, I got an appointment that day or the next, but nowadays it’s usually back end of next week? 48 hours – bollocks; round here, anyway.
Oh dear!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/mar/25/nhs-management-numbers-frontline-staff
And they’re all fucking BLACK.
Of all the “New” jobs created by ZaNuLabour 99% went to immigrants.
That is not Tory spin, that is a fact, what the hell is wrong with training our own nursing & hospital staff?…I like white nurses.
(Waits to be slandered as a B&P’er now)
I’m not particularly bothered what colour they are, but I’d prefer it if they could speak and understand plain English.
Yep. And they’ve bankrupt the country doing it.
None of the hospitals.are fully paid for yet and I bet Labour over paid for them.
yeh need em to take care of all the IMMIGRANTS YOU IGNORANT FUCK oops am i a bigot MONGEYE says i am
That’s just to cope with the millions of immigrants you nonce
the Portillo moment of this election will be when Luciana Berger loses Liverpool Wavertree to the Lib Dems
http://londonmuslims.blogspot.com/2010/04/luciana-bergers-shambolic-campaign-in.html
She lost when she said Bill who? In a strong Liverpool Shankly area she was fucked
now if only she’d been able to claim her sky sports subscription from the taxpayer like moral compass bearing gordon she’d have been ok…..you see access to resources does affect educational outcomes
So what is a man who went to Keeble college Oxford and Harvard University doing in a working man’s club on a Friday night?
He is the comedy turn?
“Balls the comedy turn”? In a working mans club?
Nah. If they laughed it was at the thought of seeing him losing on Thursday.
Ring the bell – “Pies have come”.
It does make me worry about the sort of people being accepted by Oxford and Harvard these days. I suppose, as with the rest of the Universities, the dumbed down A levels mean that it’s no longer possible to distinguish between bright people and thickos.
A packed audience I see.
he’s the chucker outer…the landlord slips him a tenner to turn up at last orders to ensure the place empties quickly………
He should try Rotherham’s old working man’s club, the place my best mates dad use’d to go.
Its been converted into a Mosque.
(Waits to be slandered as a B&P’er, best mates dad was a Hungarian immigrant)
On the pull. You twat.
Gordon Brown has a ordinary heckler thrown out by New Labour heavy mob. Guess he doesn’t like meeting ordinary people after all.
So McScum can’t take the rough and tumble of the hustings without dragging out a simple protester.
Utter C*nt, hope he ends up a lonely old man despised by everyone around him.
Is it just me, or is the guy with the moustache and stripey tie standing behind this heckler just before they eject him one of the same guys who ejected Walter Wolfgang from the Labour Party Conference in 2005?
He seems strangely familiar…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4291388.stm
I think you may be right look at 2 mins 05 secs in.
That video shows his incompetence. At least when the mum of a sailor who was killed in the Kursk disaster started heckling, the security folk actually drugged her into silence.
So where has the Prime Minister demonstrated his positive obligation to promote the heckler’s Article 11 ECHR rights to peaceful protest?
(Good to see that the police protection officer in the diagonally striped tie was not involved in dragging the chap out – even if he did say a subtle “keep calm chap” type word of advice.)
For a logo free version of the main video watch this……
what no uaf uaf
I am confident that Ed LaLa Balls will be returned to the asylum with an increased dosage.
Do you all want a well hung parliament? I know I do.
As much as I would love it to happen Ed Balls is not going to lose his seat. I am afraid we have another five more years of his smug face staring at us. If Labour have any sense however they will give him short shrift come the leadership battle. My money is on Johnson.
You must not attack me, Mr fawkes, because I call my voters liars..
My Mentor Gordon calls New Labour voters “bigots”…(and far worse if the truth be known)
And he is Prime Minister
“So what”…
“I am the Secretary of State” and power crazed to a point that I no longer really know what I am saying
or as Gordon would say
‘I did not really mean it’”
But it is the right thing to do (the Stasi manual says so)
PS If you think you should not believe a word I say
You are probably right…
Mentor. What does he mean by that?
Is he calling me a nutter?
Who the fuck is the Gordon chap?. He is a nutter.
Sue, keep Balls and nutter Gordon away from me.
Balls out for summer
Balls out forever
Elected – the Ed Balls cut…
I’m your top c’unt and cheat, I’m nobody’s choice
I won’t be elected
I’m a public school twat with a council house voice
But I won’t be elected
Kids want a saviour, but I’m a fake
I won’t be elected
Spent the last parliament on the make
But I won’t be elected.
We have a vast number of voters who have yet to make up their minds that Labour boast will turn to them, but the poor dears fail to learn the decision is wether to bother to vote or not, and at the last election, 17 million made up their minds not to vote and this time 20 million or more are still undecided. What are the odds that 20 million decide to stay at home?
Public services must continue to evolve, and the Government must help families to make the most of longer and healthier lives. The security of affordable, high-quality, personalised care is fundamental, and older people and those with long-term conditions should be able to retain their independence. We want to give people real choice over their care, making social care fairer, simpler and more affordable, ending the postcode lottery. We will offer free care at home for everyone with the highest needs: a stepping stone to the creation of a new National Care Service as the new frontier of a modern welfare state.
You have blown the money away. It cannot be paid for can it?
Inequality ‘worse under Labour than during Margaret Thatcher’s time’
“The official figures for income inequality show that income inequality under Labour so far has been higher on average than it was under Lady Thatcher.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2182547/Inequality-worse-under-Labour-than-during-Margaret-Thatchers-time.html
Why didn’t you do all that – or indeed, any of that – in the last 13 years?
Shut the door on your way out.
Stop boasting Newlabour, you’re 100% crap.
So what, you are going to get a duffing for upsetting Mrs. Duffy
The problem with socialists it that they always end up running out of other people’s money.
The problem with socialism is that 90% can vote for all the tax to fall on the richest 10% – but if the richest 10% all go to Switzerland, New York, Hong Kong and Dubai, then who pays all the tax??
the top 10% of whoever is left of course
true but that revenue is massively reduced
What’s that old saying: Never bite the hand that feeds you. Something Labour need to learn pretty fast.
We will offer free housing to everyone; free care for the old and free rail transport for those that can abide it; free abortions to all the underage slags and free counselling; free university education for everyone and free food and free beer for Party members. In fact, everything will be free if you vote for us. The Tories will make you pay for these things but we will give them to you for FREE. How good is that?
England is suffering a massive housing crisis. There simply aren’t enough decent, affordable homes.
More than two million people find their rent or mortgage a constant struggle or are falling behind with payments. [1]
Against a background of mounting debt across the country, increasing numbers of homeowners are having their homes repossessed, because they are no longer able to keep up with their mortgage repayments.
Second home ownership is pricing local people out of many rural areas.
Over 1.7 million households are currently waiting for social housing. [2]
Some homeless households – many with dependent children – wait for years in temporary accommodation.
Families renting privately on low incomes have to put up with poor living conditions and little security.
The number of new households is increasing faster than the number of house builds.
And at the sharpest end, many hundreds of people sleep rough on the streets every night, cold and fearing for their safety.
Shelter believes this situation is unacceptable.
http://england.shelter.org.uk/housing_issues/the_housing_crisis
Don’t borrow more than you can pay back
…Sounds like a vote for the Common Sense Party
The major error Shelter make is to assume a demand for social housing is solely the consequence of high house prices. As they are finding out in Ireland, house prices have halved but demand for social housing is still high.
Give someone a subsidy and everyone wants one!
There is magic in the way you describe this superb policy. Hang on though, I was down in Bristol East on Thursday and Friday, and I think your policy is already being enacted, plus 25%. better late than never I suppose.
Incidentally, the LibDem Bristol West MP was personally canvassing in Gloucester Road and came across very well when I asked him about his expenses. Is he as clean as he says?
Very Generous with other peoples money, like all thieves
Oh, why didn’t you say so? I’ll wipe the criminal disaster of the the last 13 years from my mind and vote Labour then.
Thanks very much.
Oh, can I have free champagne for the rest of my life?
My husband wants to know if he can have a job as a diversity and tolerance enforcer on, say, 80k a year?
Yeah load of bollocks new labour pride your care in the community is just another excuse to cut the benefits of the most needy I should know your cutting mine you little shit go fester in a hole where you belong
Listen scumbag. We’ll all survive somehow without the bloated nanny state trying to provide for our every need wanted or not in their ultimate pursuit of power. Now be a good chap and fuck off back to where you belong.
National Care Service – let obese or foreign “care” workers abuse and steal from hideously white pensioners in the comfort of their own home.
Cut’n'pasting from other web sites again? No ideas of your own?
But then Labour don’t like people to think for themselves. Nanny knows best!
You’re just a wind up merchant. I take it you are being ironic. (Look it up in a dictionary)
On the hustings is was the b*NP supporters doing the heckling. They will be doing very well in some seats for sure.
They will not have the representation that is warranted from the votes cast for them though will they?
No they certainly wont, however a bunch of good seconds will be useful for the next election, within the year I expect.
PR will have more of them elected in 6 month stints,I’m looking for a concession for the bi annuals
Exactly why Calvert could beat Balls – the left vote will be split by the B&P
Never mind, Dave’s just issued a three minute election message to “Black Britains”.
Feel the enrichment, wallow in that diversity whilst your country gurgles down the crapper. Dave’s on the case and everything’s going to be just peachy.
I’m White and I’m Proud
Bringing the joys and greatness of Africa to Britain – illegals for Labour! It certainly is in Hazel Blears’ Salford seat.
You know the country’s fucked when you can’t even make this stuff up any longer.
Cost per head of an amnesty for illegal immigrants estimated to be about £0.5 million per head over a lifetime:
http://www.migrationwatchuk.org/briefingPaper/document/189
The only problem is that Anthony Calvert is just as much a tw*t as Balls .
Yeah but he’s our twat.
Do you prefer stale twat all in a flap to nice fresh twat? I always vote fresh twat.
Ah, F*ck it. The game’s up.
Can I just ask everyone to vote BNP, just to keep the Tories out?
Thank you.
But they’re wacists…
Balls sounds like Pilot from “The Life Of Brian”
“Wewease Woddewick!”
listen to him say sure start its SHUURR START THE TORIES WILL CANCEL IT lie lie lie all the way NEW LABOUR
Vote Brown get Ballsup.
Strictly incorrect. No-one voted for Brown as PM but we still got the Mother of All Ballsups.
Alternatively Vote Bigot wind up with a Prick.
12 years ago it was not uncommon for patients to wait over 18 months for an operation – now we guarantee that nobody needs to wait more than 18 weeks.
Labour has delivered over 40,000 more teachers and 123,000 more teaching assistants than in 1997, and built, rebuilt or refurbished over 3,000 schools.
The proportion of young people achieving five or more good GCSEs is up by over 20 percentage points since 1997.
The facts speak for themselves.
Vote Labour.
“The proportion of young people achieving five or more good GCSEs is up by over 20 percentage points since 1997.”
Az a nulabor suppauting stewdent, i agrie.
So what you are going to get a duffing for upsetting Mrs Duffy
Health inequality has got worse under Labour, says government report
Health inequality as measured by life expectancy and infant mortality has got worse since Labour came to power, a government report said today.
Bab ies born to poor families now have a 17% higher than average chance of dying, compared to a 13% higher than average chance 10 years ago.
And the life expectancy of people living in poverty has fallen further behind the average, particularly for women, than it was around the time of Tony Blair’s election.
In absolute terms health is getting better. Life expectancy for all social groups is going up, and infant mortality figures are going down.
But, according to a report published by the Department of Health called Tackling Health Inequalities, the gap between the wealthy and the poor has widened over the last decade.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/mar/13/health.health
More does not mean better.
Are the walls nice and soft in your fantasy world ?
Agreed that some NHS services are better now than in 1997 – but the spending has TRIPLED in that time.
Productivity in the public sector has fallen dramatically in the last 13 years, despite increases in technology which have made the private sector much more productive.
Agreed
Stop there Steve, the rest of your answer is just froth.
Spending money does NOT equal delivery. Any idiot, yes that’s you Brown, can hose taxpayers money over things but it takes skill to actually make a difference.
Turns out it wasn’t real money anyway, just funny money.
Absolutely right, Mikey.. You judge performance by the performance – NOT how much it costs!
If spending MORE money were all that’s required for results then Manchester City is now the richest club in the World and so they are now the winners of the English Premier League + EUFA Champions League.. No need to bother holding those competitions; Man City has the deepest pockets so that’s all there is to it.
OR, as my old father used to say, “A fool and his money are easily parted…” And the problem for the past 13 years is that a certain ’1-eyed, Scottish fool’ is in charge of mine and everybody else’s money.
You won’t be smiling next Friday morning…
I assume you’re being paid to write out huge chunks of propoganda here, because it would be sad to think you were voluntarily giving up your Saturday to embarrass yourself among a group of people who aren’t going to vote for you no matter what you say.
VOTE FOR CHANGE, VOTE CONSERVATIVE
In what way is Dave the Liar’s cultural Marxism a change from the dross we have at the moment?
Health inequality has got worse under Labour, says government report
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/mar/13/health.health
FAIL!
You lickspittle poodling shill fuckwit.
Yeah & they still can’t fill in an application form even if it’s for benefits
Why is my GP on £140,000 and doesn’t do overtime?
They’ve all fucked off by 5 where I work.
In the years 12 BB (Before Brown) it was not uncommon for patients to die in the hospital corridors and be eaten by rats – now we guarantee that nobody needs to wait more than 18 weeks. For they will be then be transferred to another list if they are not “seen to” on the first.
Labour has delivered over 400,000 more tractor teachers and 1,123,000 more teaching assistants than in 1997, and built, rebuilt or refurbished over 3,000,000 schools. Hard to beleive isn’t it???!
The proportion of young people achieving five or more good GCSEs is up by over 120 percentage points since 1997. Under Labour, we can make kids more intelligent even with current truancy rates.
The facts speak for themselves. We ensure the do.
Vote Labour, Vote Postal.
My mother was killed by the NHS. Went in with a broken leg and never came out. In another part of the country a friend’s elderly mother actual died of starvation on an NHS ward. Have you never heard of MRS or South Staffs?
“NHS: Best ‘assurance’ policy in the world..”
Keep up with the tractor stats numbnuts, you can turd polish all you like, all Labour have done is fling money they don’t have to buy the previous elections, now you’ve run out of other people’s money and have racked up a massive credit card bill and expect future generations to pay the debt off.
Did you agree with the illegal war in Iraq “New Labour Pride”, were you proud of Labour’s record on MRSA, was Gordon right to sell of the gold reserves on the cheap? If the UK has done so well in the recession how come our currency has devalued against everyone elses?
Whatever happened to the “Integrated Transport Policy”? How many pubs and post offices have closed? How is Labour’s record on the gap between rich and poor? Still keeping to your glorious leader’s promise of “British jobs for British workers”?
hey new labour Twat come on asnswer the questions are you there or have you fucked off,thought so
When the Labour government took over in 1997, they inherited a very healthy economy. The were literally like kids let loose is a sweet factory. All this lovely money, it was spend, spend, arnt with lovely labour people, spend, spend, and more spend. Well after 13yrs of spend the bloody purse is empty. Now its, borrow, borrow, borrow, and you labour trolls are telling us what they have done for the country. Anyone who votes labour needs their head examining
The fact is, I wouldn’t employ anyone who was state-educated and under the age of 35. Neither would most other people if they needed literate and numerate staff.
What is a “good GCSE”? Is it being able to read without moving your lips?
No, just the ability to read at all.
@NLP: OK, let’s assume you have a job – for the purposes of this post, we’ll take it that working as a ‘researcher’ for Labour is a job – and let’s assume you are married – sorry, you have a partner – and that you manage to get by on your earnings.
Now, let’s suppose that your partner has a credit card and goes out and blows a stack of money on such lovely life-style things as plasma TVs, hi-fis, phones, shoes, clothes and cosmetic surgery.
And now the bills have started to come in, and you can’t afford them. Do you really think you can go to the bank and plead with them that it was all in the best possible causes that this money was spent, and that you’d like the bank to pay off your debts, while you continue your profligate life-style without cutting anything from the spending.
Time to get real. When you’ve spent more than you earn in a year and your mortgage is maxed out and your job may be on the line, you really, seriously have to start thinking of cutting your cloth to suit.
The alternative is to remain in your delusional world and hope that a miracle happens (they just don’t). In any case, you, my friend, are going to be a drain on our recovery. One way or another, I can see that you are going to be one of life’s passengers, expecting everyone else to pay.
It may be a trite saying, but you do not make the poor richer by making the rich poorer. And when you’ve left school and got a few more years of real life under your belt, you will appreciate that thought.
Well said Snotrocket. Take your excellently constructed individual case and multiply it 29 million (the number of people in employment in the UK) and we get this:
http://www.debtbombshell.com/
To continue with your formulation, suitably amended, in this instance:
Does New Labour Pride really think we can go to the IMF and plead with them that it was all in the best possible causes that this money was spent, and that we’d like it to pay off all our debts, while Labour continue its profligate life-style without cutting anything from the spending.
Tell me this then, Mr.Liebour Bellend.
Why, whilst I lived in the Labour constituency of Atherton (Including Leigh & Tyldesley), could I not get an NHS dentist, nor A GP in 16 years of living there, can you also tell me why, Andy Burnham, while he was secretary for culture, or whatever poncey title he had at the time, green lighted the A&E in his own town (well, not really his town, as he’s from fucking Bootle) to be closed (This is the same A&E that saved my brothers life after he was ran over), forcing the residents of the area to go to Wigan A&E whilst they’re dying, yet still becomes the health secretary, now, living in a Conservative constituency, I have both NHS GP & Dentist, and have had ALL my ailments fixed?
If Labour don’t even look after their own, then who the hell do they actually look after?
(Thank you Mr. Gauke for the dentist & doctors by the way)
With his palid skin and slack jaw Broon does indeed resemble the Prime Munster, with Balls shuffling along behind like a bloated Igor, soon to meet his death with a tory poll through his ballots.
The pair of them will hopefully be consigned to history, but we won’t forget in a hurry the horror show of a mess they have created, as we celebrate the twitching corpse of socialism being buried in the slime pit where it belongs.
Gordon Brown will bounce back in time for the General Election
For the first time David Cameron’s Conservatives are odds-on favourites at 8/11 with William Hill to get LEAST votes at the Election.Lib Dem 2/1, Labour 20/1.
Anybody who disagrees with me is a bigot, and if you don’t like it you can fuck off to any well run country of your choice, like millions of others already have.
er… No.
8/11 No Overall
5/4 Conservative Majority
14/1 Labour Majority
22/1 Liberal Democrat Majority
In other words, of the three major parties, the Conservatives are more than 10 times as likely to get a majority as Labour.
http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/EN/betting/e/1240/General-Election-Result.html
You never give up trolling, do you?
After the election’s over and your man’s out of No. 10, will you still be claiming that actually he won? (Typical plusungood doublethinkful labour troll. Go back to your desk at Minitrue)
This is an ex-Gordon! It has ceased to be!
He will give up next Friday when he’s kicked out of the Bunker, and the his benefits are stopped.
What the fuck is Martin Day going to bounce back from FFS?
Slimey Balls
I wish that these clueless political commentators would stop using the misleading Left/Right dialectic.
As micturation has triumphed over explanation in this chap’s case, I will fill in the details.
There are also Up and Down positions, which represent authoritarianist and libertarianist vectors. In combination, they create a two dimensional political graph, which enables us to distinguish for example, soft and hard positions on both the Left and the Right, and explain how extreme Right and extreme Left converge at the same point without resorting to absurdities like political hyperspace, which the MSM commenters frequently get lost in. While that might suggest hegelian analogues of the Klein Bottle, which disappears up itself, this two dimensional political space can be graphed on a piece of voting paper by asking people their views on two axes, namely how socially liberal/conservative (small l, small c) they are, and how economically liberal/conservative they are. Self-evidently two people may hold identical views on economic policy, but differ significantly in how liberal they are socially.
As a leading egalitarian theorist, I must point out that such dialectic is needlessly divisive, and the binary nature of such arguments leaves the vitally important LGBT viewpoint underrepresented.
In fact, the Moebius strip is the proper model for political discourse, being equally distant from reality at all points on its surface, and always returning to the opposite viewpoint if pursued far enough.
And don’t get me started on Hawking and his racist cosmology, what with black holes, white dwarfs and unidirectional time!
Bloody Hell! And here was me thinking that LGBT was a sandwich description, you know, lettuce, bacon and tomato! Some other ingredient starting with g? Thank God I only looked it up in Google and not Google Images.
Why not just post a link to political compass.
http://www.politicalcompass.org/
It’s shit, but you get the idea.
yes. it’s shit
Micturition, with an ‘i’.
Etiam
I have seen the voter. I creep about in her house when she is sleeping and when she is unaware that I am there. Do not tell Miss Coops. She will have me castrated.
Here are three more excellent reasons to vote Labour:
900,000 pensioners have been lifted out of poverty.
9 million pensioner households are benefiting from increased Winter Fuel Payments.
Our new Australian-style Points-Based system for immigration allows in only those who can contribute to the UK economy, and ensures that as growth returns, we will see rising levels of employment, wages and skills rather than rising immigration.
Fuck off.
Increased poverty is New Labour’s shame (by a Labour MP) ………
In this article, the Labour MP for Luton North reminds us that after eleven Labour years, the poverty gap in the UK has widened and explains that the Party leadership tried to “wriggle out” of implementing the minimum wage and concludes that the means-testing benefits system has been a failure.
http://www.thelabourparty.org/poverty_is_new_labours_shame.htm
We are only hoping that Gordon Brown and his thugs can be lifted into a hole six feet deep.
We won’t bother sending flowers to the Labour Party’s funeral – we need to pay off your debts.
You are all history from Friday.
What about the millions you have brought in to create your client multi cultural state?
New Labour Pride – Its all admiral stuff and it will still be there come Friday, only hopefully better managed and properly targeted.
Here are three more excellent reasons to vote Labour:
900,000 pensioners have been lifted out of poverty. They froze to death.
9 million pensioner households are benefiting from increased Winter Fuel Payments. Although payments will not be made until the Summer.
Our new Australian-style Points-Based system for immigration allows in only those who can contribute to the UK economy, and ensures that as growth returns, we will see rising levels of employment, wages and skills rather than rising immigration. Points can be obtained from the back of Cornflakes packets. If you get no points then you use the alternative system of “walk the tunnel”.
National debt will be abolished and the evil Tory bankers will be made to pay.
How fucking good is that?
I’vejust been told that that is four reasons but under Labour three can mean four. Good or what?
Here’s sweet old pensioner that thinks Brown is a cun’t
Winter fuel allowance buys me a bloody good lunch in one of London’s finest restaurants – I’m sure this is what you had in mind when you dished it out…..Twat
I’ve often wondered how people can really be as thick as shit as this Labour twat is? I almost feel sorry for it, enough to have it put down.
Oh! Brilliant! Sparkling! Please take this one-way ticket to the uranium mines of St. Kilda.
What about the old, Gordon based points system, that has let in MILLIONS of uneducated, 3rd world spongers in already to breed us out?
just like your fucking wanker of a leader you dont answer any question just tractor stats.
Mr Brown
In exactly one week’s time, you will have been kicked out of Downing Street after losing the General Election with the worst share of the vote that Labour have ever registered.
As you are driven away – unfortunately not in a police car to the nearest police station – countless millions of Britons will be cheering the end of your disgraceful period in office as the charlatan Prime Minister.
You have wrecked our country, stolen the fabric of our society and allowed millions of people to enter what is already a very crowded island. So many of us want you to be charged with treason against the state as that is exactly what you have committed. To think that you will get away literally “Scot-free” is an appalling prospect (of course we could not escape YOUR taxes that you have wilfully heaped upon us all).
However, what you will never be able to claim is that you were a popular man, elected to lead a party in government ,because you gained power only through an agreement with the previous incumbent, the man you have hated so much, as you seem to hate so many people in your twisted world.
You have shown your real colours so clearly last Wednesday, with your astonishing attack on a 66 year old woman, whose only mistake was to assume you were interested in talking with her and listening to her views. But so many of us have known the real Gordon Brown for many years – just how nasty you can be to anyone who poses a threat in your bizarre, paranoid world.
You will go down in history as the deeply troubled man who simply inveigled his way in to 10 Downing Street – an impostor, a fraud who perpetrated monstrous acts of felony against this nation – the gold sold at low prices, the raid on our pensions, the encouragement to bankers to take the risks that prompted the credit crisis and the spiteful prevention of funding for our armed forces.
No wonder you never showed your face at Wootton Bassett when our men and women made their last journey back to our shores – you are beyond contempt.
From next Friday onwards, at least the country can emerge from the darkness and gloom of the Brown years and begin the long journey back from the hell created by you and your thugs.
Shame on you, Gordon Brown.
No mention of Blair then? That just shows how ‘smart’ Blair is. For example, although he is directly responsible for the destruction of our society and education system, he shredded his expenses and escaped the opprobrium directed at the political establishment. Now he is a tax exile on an Irish passport pulling in £millions tax-free and his wife is on nice earners too, thanks to Blair’s implementing the Human Rights Act.
DON’T FORGET BLAIR!!
The historians will be sharpening their pencils right now. It won’t be pretty but it will be true.
In addition to the 6 month deadline GE measure in event of a change of leader in the sitting government DC must put in place measures to ensure that those in high office are mentally competent and stable.
Watching Brown with Paxman last night was truly frightening bearing in mind that this lunatic has control of Trident. We need to ensure that never again can a raving lunatic monster can be appointed to or remain in No 10.
And the even more frightening thing is that approx 25% of the electorate still propose to vote for the cu*t!
labour did this-labour did that?
so what?
they are supposed to work for US!!!!!!!!!!
spending more money that has been taken from us isnt really such an amazing thing is it?
it is all paid for by the people……..doesnt matter who is in govt…….
and free healthcare ?
my nan recently had a stoke………a girl comes in at 4.30 to put her dinner in the microwave!!!!!!!!! rather oddly she doesnt want her dinner at 4.30 in the afternoon..bit she has NO CHOICE!
another girl comes in the morning ………….which is good….she does have to pay £30 per week…so it isnt free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the truth really is so inconvenient…….
Had a nervous moment at train station ordering a coffee while clock was ticking towards train departure time.
http://www2.labour.org.uk/my-day-twenty-four
Yeah – did they get the cyanide in or was it just a sweetener?
Ohhh, it’s all go, with you, isn’t it.
Still, you’ll have more time on your hands from Friday…
Gordon introduced me to ‘Fagin’!
New Labour, old danger: http://eotp.wordpress.com/category/new-labour/
Best quote from the former Labour voter; I just don’t think Gordon Brown’s really working as he should do.
Does the electorate suspect he is a machine…?
With a screw loose.
Don’t forget (they would like us to) but that out of all of the troughers Labour were by far the worst ………. a bath plug for christ sake
And it conjures up the image of fatso Jacqui Smith,her head resembling a golf ball stuck on a plastic tee,lying in a bath with her bath plug,as her husband jacks off to the latest movie downstairs.
Sums up Brown’s reign of terror perfectly.
The most stupid, if not the most foul mouthed, Home Secretary in British history, with a head so full of shit she contrived to pass a law which makes some cartoons illegal. Not any cartoons, merely cartoons which require for the conviction or acquittal of an accused that everyone, police, CPS, jurors, judges, entertain the same ridiculous speculation about a cartoon figure as to its precise age, state of mind, capacity for sexual enjoyment, previous relationship with other characters, and so on. A law, in other words, which relies on fantasy facts. Perhaps ms Smith was thinking fantasy football.
Ironic, though, isn’t it, that when exposed by the play of the Light, her demise ultimately comes down to the accidental assonance of two English words.
Jacqui is a wonderful colleague
even if her husband is a wanker.
I see that a new scandal is breaking, with postal votes being channeled through local party offices . . . Incredibly, this is going on. It is little short of remarkable.
Who would have thought that Britain is a corrupt, dishonest, unfair plutocracy. God save the Queen eh?
Who would have thought that Britain is a corrupt, dishonest, unfair plutocracy. God save the Queen eh?
BIT SLOW ON THE UPTAKE, AREN’T YOU?
Because we believe that everyone should be treated equally our Equality Act will strengthen the law to prevent unfair discrimination. The Act also places a high level duty on public bodies to consider the social and economic circumstances of those affected by their actions, because we recognise that social class is often a barrier to people realising their aspirations.
There is no SOCIAL MOBILITY under labour.
Time for the ‘G’ word, almost as bad as the ‘I’ word to get lefties in a tizzy.
Grammar schools – the best tool for social mobility invented. Gives bright kids from poor families a chance to get a leg up. They of course discriminating against the not so bright, which is of course unfair. So now the bright kids from sink estates are condemned to stay there.
A future fair for all – born poor, stay poor.
And stay dependent on Labour patronage ie services…while duly voting for your benefactors who reward themselves for their selflessness with the high life and property portfolios.
Socialism IS like that.
From the recent Question Time…
Q. Will we be able to set up Grammar Schools under Camerons Big Society ?
Micheal Gove – NO.
Micheal?
Yet another State Education Victim.
Even the Soviets had selective education – it’s fairer for all and ensures the best outcome given an individual’s abilities.
I never understood why the politicians who mostly benefited from selective education decided to get rid of it – the only explanation is that they were being wilfully destructive.
Now, instead of selective education, we seem to have opted for defective education.
only downwards!
Well you’ve tried to thwart Cameron’s ambitions based on his social class. Hypocritical?
Our Equality Act will ensure that homosexuality is compulsory. It will also strengthen laws to make bullying a criminal offence, even for Prime Ministers with slippy cellphones.
Vote Labour. Vote Postal. Vote Often.
New Labour’s big failure – things have not got better
The proof is here, in front of me. It’s yesterday’s report, An Anatomy of Economic Inequality in the UK, by the National Equality Panel.
It’s an indictment of pretty much everything Blair, Gordon Brown, Harriet Harman (who commissioned the study) and their colleagues stood for. If there was one thing we took away from that May dawn all those years ago it was that they would strive to rid Britain of inequality and to close the yawning, socially divisive gap between rich and poor. A year before he entered Downing Street, Blair said: “If the next Labour government has not raised the living standards of the poorest by its time in office, it will have failed.”
Once there, he subjected us to slogan after slogan, from “Britain deserves better” in the 1997 campaign to “forward not back” for 2005. There were the ringing phrases that resonate still: “education, education, education” and “tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime”.
Yet 13 years on, the very first sentence of this report begins: “Britain is an unequal country, more so than many other industrialised countries and more so than it was a generation ago.”
On page after page, this thumping document explodes the New Labour myth. The “large inequality growth of the Eighties has not been reversed.” It was a movement that had — still has, if they’re to be believed — as one of its dearest tenets, the need to redistribute wealth. Today, says this study, the members of the richest 10 per cent of households will have accrued wealth of £2.2 million by the time they reach retirement; for the bottom 10 per cent, the figure is less than £8,000.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23800004-new-labours-big-failure—things-have-not-got-better.do
Boom. Take that New Labour “pride”
And meanwhile Blair – a Labour Prime Minister – is rich enough to live in the house once owned by Sir John Gielgud.
Funny,Labour – supposed to represent the poor and yet they end up richer.
Perhaps a case of;
“through the poor,we get richer”
Forward not back(ward)
upward not forward,
and always twirling, twirling,
twirling towards freedom.
New Labour Pride (that’s a joke for a start!) Are you some sort of bread or something?
Soggy white sliced. Now rather stale.
Positive discrimination is a subtle and insidious form of racism.
You’ve done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?
@New Lab – did nobody ever tell you that one does not start a new sentence with the word “Because”? Use “As” instead (or simply dispense with the word altogether).
I’d ask you whether you think all discrimination is unfair?
But if you just happen to be,
White, Male, Heterosexual, Working, Able Bodied and have no kids, then Equality aint for you.
Gordon Brown: ‘His experience now looks like a handicap’
It’s not that he had a bad week – it was catastrophic.
http://www.scotsman.com/opinion/Gordon-Brown-39His-experience-now.6266882.jp
I’ve never quite understood how destroying the economy was supposed to mean that the economy is his “strong” point.
Just because he’s been in charge of it for 13 years, the BBC seems to think that it’s his strong point; they still do despite Greece’s riots being shown side-by-side on tv with Brown saying “we must borrow more money and just worry about the debt later on”. Which part of this picture is fucked-up?
BBC, if you’re reading this, please note: Being in charge of something and fucking it up completely while you’re in charge does not make it your strong point. If your logic was true, then Hitler’s treatment of the jews would have made his jewish “electorate” want to vote for him. Your logic is fucked-up beyond all reason, and I hope that Cameron chops off all your balls/tits when he gets into power, you fucking lying bastard shits.
LABOUR DESTROYS YOUR PRIDE
14th May 2010
We have looked at the books and there is no option but to cut Job-seekers allowance,Income support and incapacity benefit. Also 90% of public service workers will have to accept a 60% pay cut or dismissal. There will be no more elections until the debt is paid. Cuts will commence immediately
Starting with Gordon Brown’s throat,hopefully.
Sounds good to me.
Offer them a choice – your pension or your job.
Michael White is squirming about the fact his paper has come out for the Lib Dems.
The man is just a stream of conciousness, he’s not at all coherent. He suddenly believes in PR despite “being a past skeptic” – i.e. I’m scared Lab will never be elected again.
Also the French Fancy from Le Monde on dateline London is convinced Lab wants to lose so the next unpopular gov deals with the deficit and get kicked out for 20 years.
Desparate stuff today from the champers socialists today….
poor poor polly. You have to feel sorry for her don’t you?
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha
BTW, the Labour vote is DEFFO off a cliff, wtf is going on with the polls? Dave’s going to walk it. I’ve beens aying 20-30 seat overal maj for weeks, i’m upping that now – maybe 50. This hung parliament stuff is bullshit.
Just watching Broon in Sunderland, he said that he’s seen 13 Torys in the NE which he quips is the sum total of NE Tory membership…. shame their breathing down his neck in Sunderland central, North Tyneside, Stockton South and Middlesbrough South.
Fuck me. I was watching Broon giving a speech in Sunderland and a heckler started up in the carefully stage managed event. They dragged him out and throughout the speech the cameras where on the heckler not the PM.
Back-of-the-fucking-net..
“I’ve beens aying 20-30 seat overal maj for weeks, i’m upping that now – maybe 50. This hung parliament stuff is bullshit.”
No, it’s the truth borne out by poll after poll after poll.
You can’t be delighted at Labour rightly falling into third place then complain the polls are somehow all wrong.
They were right in the euro elections they were right in the mayoral elections and they will be right and in the margin of error for these elections.
Sticking your head in the sand won’t help.
There are 5 coming out tonight for the Sundays and unless they all show a big Con surge then that’s all she wrote and it’s a hung parliament.
There is no more time.
They’re wrong. My urine does not lie. If it’s a toss up between all the polls in the world, and my intuition, then I go with my intuition.
Small but perfectly servicable majority for Dave – betcha.
103 majority for DC.
I agree there’s a group of us been saying this for a few weeks now. In fact didn’t we ask Guido to start a sweepstake. Tories in with a working majority…ignore the polls.
Bollocks.
All the predictions of a hung parliament depend on the assumption of a uniform national swing between two competing parties.
The increase in the LibDem vote, coupled with the dramatic fall in the Labour vote to around 25%, makes the UNS model completely invalid, especially in marginals with strong support for alternative parties.
So long as the Tories manage to poll around 35% or better, they are likely to emerge with a slender majority – about the only factor in Labour’s favour is the potential for postal vote fraud in constituencies with a significant proportion of ethnic clients of Labour, which may save them 20-30 seats that they would otherwise lose.
Anything less than the humiliation of Labour at the polls should trigger the alarms that serious fiddling has been going on – especially in those seats where the Unmentionables are well supported by ex-Labour voters.
Agreed. If the Tories can get around 36% and Libs and Labias around 25% each, the opposition vote could well be split. the Labia votes stop the Libs and the Lib vote stops the Labias.
The pollsters have never seen anything like this. And they haven’t a clue what the outcome is likely to be.
I cautiously agree. All those techniques which project the polls are designed to two horse races i.e. a swing from x to y resulting in z.
The splitting of the left wing vote between: Labour, Lib Dems and B&P will make for some interesting results.
I don’t doubt the polls are correct, I just question how you can accuratly predict the outcome without doing some careful stats within each seat.
I’d be interested to see the parties private polling data….
Bollocks.
All the predictions of a hung parliament depend on the assumption that those reading the poll aren’t partisan idiots who don’t give a fuck what it says unless it shows Dave with a huge lead.
Just because the pollsters got it right in the European Election and the Mayoral Elections using UNS doesn’t mean we will admit the obvious.
And just because we said fuck all about UNS and had zero problem with the polls when they showed Cameron with a lead of as much as 28 points doesn’t mean we will care that it makes us look like laughable hypocrites.
So we’ll whine like twats and look like complete pussies making it blatantly obvious we just don’t like what they’re saying and try to shoot the messenger.
“After the poster launch I travelled to Loughborough with Tessa Jowell to speak at Loughborough University and see the facilities just selected as the training ground for team GB. I have been doing a lot of running, but seeing athletes like the gymnastics medallists I watched perform today always inspires me to redouble my efforts to keep fit”.
More lies from the monster – the only running he has done is from the electorate – after all 66 yr old grannies can be very dangerous…..
Look at Brown’s face in the Paxman interview last night – he’s got rolls of fat on his face now,such is the “running” he is doing
A side effect of lithium. See the late Jeremy Brett…
Wow – see what you mean.
Well,hopefully the monster will go the same way.
Running the biggest feckin’ debt this country has ever seen FFS!!
Surely time for our athletes to ditch the ‘Team GB’ label. It has a number of unpleasant connotations, such as making them sound like utter failures and/or dangerous psychopaths.
I woud run around and jump through hoops for Ed, Brown & Campbell. I have no and I mean no pride.
I asked, what you would describe as a Chav what he wanted to become a part of society. He said he did not want to be a part of it but wanted to be self reliant. He wanted his own piece of Earth (His words) that he could grow and rear his own food on, ” I mean it’s a big planet, there’s enough of it to go round isn’t there”?.
A simple solution to a complex problem and one no number of reasons could shake his belief in that he had a birthright to a little bit of the planet he was born on.
I have been doing a lot of running, but seeing athletes like the gymnastics medallists I watched perform today always inspires me to redouble my efforts to keep fit.
http://www2.labour.org.uk/the-future-we-can-win-together
Watching the Chefs cooking all that lovely grub in the Grey Friars kitchen always inspires me to redouble my efforts to keep on my diet
Plenty of time for that soon.
the man is obese – he doesn’t look like he could run 100 yards
He couldn’t run one yard, and certainly not a country.
is – did Gorgoyle and MincingBum get to bathe the (male) athletes afterwards – ‘as a reward’ ?
Ed & Yvette always gets a good press at the BBC. Thank goodness for fact check at C4 news.
Just a thought: Mrs Duffy (right) was on her way to buy a loaf before she ended up being branded a bigot by the PM. Does the fact that Mr Brown clearly didn’t use his loaf following their infamous encounter mean he’ll be on the breadline come May 7?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/05/01/just-a-thought-mrs-duffy-115875-22225202/
Fiona Philips – a genuine contender for thickest woman in the whole world,until Harriet Harman is considered.
Britain’s cultural life and creative industries have flourished under Labour and now account for ten per cent of the UK economy. Labour has supported excellence in the UK’s creative industries – from film, television and video games to design, fashion, music and the arts – with transformative investment since 1997.
Today’s culture manifesto outlines the next steps in Labour’s partnership with the creative industries.
The manifesto includes proposals to extend broadband to every part of Britain while also tackling online piracy. It also outlines proposals for a new biennial Festival of Britain to showcase the UK’s nation’s best creative talent, as well as greater freedom for our museums and galleries, and maintaining financial support for our world-leading film and video games industry.
Fuck off Hardwidge you dopey twat.
Though the real impact of the current and projected cuts in arts funding will only really be felt after the prime minister steps down, they will nevertheless be associated with his period in office. It seems that every effort Tony Blair makes to establish his legacy backfires on him.
So now we know: the valedictory tone of Tony Blair’s ‘golden age of the arts’ speech at Tate Modern in March (see Editorial AM305) was not entirely because it would be his last statement on the arts as prime minister, but also because it was the prelude to massive cuts in arts subsidies that were announced later on March 31. In a cruel April Fool’s joke for thousands of Arts Council …
http://www.accessmylibrary.com/article-1G1-163335464/legacies-art-funding.html
Yet more bullshit from the lickspittle New Labour poodle.
So fucking what?
“Britain’s cultural life and creative industries have flourished under Labour …”
Yep, even hunting. You couldn’t even ban that properly, could you? Tally ho!
Fox sandwich anyone?
Hardwank, the peoples choice.
You’re not very good at this are you? Why don’t you go back to “Have Your Say” and quote more tractor stats.
Thanks to unrestricted alcohol, drinking has become the national pass-time.
Smoking of course is the ultimate crime.
Well done Liebour.
Yep all good stuff, I suspect if they all turn a profit and don’t involve and army of civil servants to support them,they will probably happen under the next Government.
So why didn’t the government act on the creative industries recommendations and wishes when drafting the recent Intellectual Property report? Hmmmm?
The direct intervention of the Dark Lord Mandelson and his billionaire yacht-owning friends basically hijacked two years of consultation and research.
As for your “world-leading film industry” – it’s basically a VAT scam, nothing more.
“greater freedom for our museums and galleries” WTF does that mean – are they prisoners or something??? Or do you just mean the freedom to show photographs of a little girl’s genitals to your client group of paedophiles and benefit scroungers?
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1564072/Seized-art-porn-owned-by-Sir-Elton-John.html)
New Labour Pride – please admit yourself to the nearest psychiatric institute and when you’ve stopped staring at the wall and moaning gently to yourself for two or three months, please take the time to study basic economics and how it applies to the MASSIVE, UNSUSTAINABLE AND GROWING budget deficit built up, by Labour, from the solid financial base left by Ken Clarke in ’97.
All Labour has done – and all Labour governments have EVER done – is tax the private, wealth and job creating private sector and piss the money up the wall like a Friday night drunk. Your mentalist mob has thrown billions away on benefit to foreign scroungers and pointless government quangos that do NOTHING but line the pockets of the unjustified and unjustifiable idiots who sit at meetings for hours and produce NOTHING but hot air. Please do us all a favour and fuck off into obscurity with “Lord” Mandelslime and his failed cohorts. Fuck you and all the damage your idiotic, antedeluvian “socialist” tinkering has done to this country. While you’re at it, fuck yourself.
Go read the book Fantasy Island which rips the whole creative Britain argument to shreds. Just can’t be arsed to quote it to you. Go and look it up.
The sun shines, Labour takes credit for it; when it rains, Labour blames Thatcher…
Truth is, when anything positive happens, it’s in spite of Labour and not because of it!
Under Labour, 3 videogames companies I personally worked for have gone bankrupt, I have had 3 bouts of long term unemployment, lost the home I bought & nearly lost my mind, this because of the massive taxation on the creative industries YOUR government imposed upon an industry that is run on a shoestring budget.
It’s the 1st of May, Labour day. Aren’t the Socialists supposed to be out celebrating?
Mayday, Mayday, Mayday,
Labour party in severe difficulties, struggling to stay afloat swimming in the hole that Gordon has dug for them.
Mayday, Mayday, Mayday!
This is what Socialists get up to on May Day when they don’t get their way.
Labour Day? I know this day as Beltane, one of the four witches’ days. So the witches have laboured and brought forth the bastard socialist children.
And yet, to stir the pot, as the mountain gives birth to the mouse, the buffoons have their story wrong. For the witches’ days they defined (themselves – identity politics, sic) originally in opposition to the long customary celebration of the solstices and equinoxes, two of which are still commemorated in metaphor as Christmas and Easter. As these are four in number, so the witches also made themselves four, but disposed them at the ‘anti-dates’ of the solstices and equinoxes, i.e. exactly half-way between. That is how it was. But with the coming of the Enlightenment, basic astronomy was forgotten in favour of crude numerology. And so the witches days were moved from the 5th or 6th of the calendrical month to the 1st – because no-one wants to be 5th or 6th when they can be 1st! – just like that – by fiat. Just like, in fact, nu liebore – the labour of buffoonery.
The Times has declared electoral allegiance to the Conservative Party and the Guardian is now for the Lib-dems, that leaves no Broadsheet supporting New Labour, in fact the only significant media outlet trumpeting Gordon & Co. is, as ever, the BBC.
Andrex is the only paper still supporting Liebour
Still time for Gordon to be caught on camera wiping his arse with a Labrador puppy.
and the mirror, though that is of course far inferior to andrex and very scratchy
You’ll know the game’s up when “The Mirror” comes out for Clegg and Maguire writes a piece saying that it’s time to vote LibDem.
P.S. Give until Tuesday
Ladbrokes odds for seat winner in Witney- LIB DEM 2/5 LAB 7/4 CON 100/1
And it’s good-bye David Cameron you lying hoon
With those odds I thought it might be April 1st.
Cameron is 1/100 – not 100/1 – to win his own seat Martin.
That means if you give the bookie £100, he gives you £101 back if DC wins.
I won the Grand National (at 100/1), where the fuck is Witney?.
Witney is in Oxfordshire, it’s DC’s own seat.
Mr Day seems not to understand that he’s 100/1 ON to win, the dead cert of dead certs…
Bequeathed to DC by that Turncoat Woodward (not Callan) who fled north where all the Liebour Cabinet go for their ‘safe’ seat!!
Can’t tell the difference between 100-1 and 100-1 on? Did Gordon appoint you head of the FSA?
Oh you clinking calamitous negater of my Cameron bet at betfair at 100s. Think of how much this foolish philantropic fop could have lost to the erudite and astute punter.
Michael Gove on Any Questions last night:
“When the house is on fire, you wouldn’t ask the arsonist to put it out…”
Brilliant!
Precisely so. Who is better to tackle Britain’s unprecedented debt that the idiots who created it? Duh! No wonder the Labour Party is going to be kicked into third place and into history.
What’s Nick Griffin’s cock and a vote for Gordon Brown got in common?
Neither will be getting put in a black box on election day.
So which paper do the middle class lefties buy now?
take 2
The Drum
http://tinyurl.com/38tu32l
Here’s a song for Ed Balls
They go online to Mumsnet.
TAT SAYS LET’S ROCK !
DICK SNIFFIN SUCKS MARTIN WEBSTERS COCK !
TAT SAYS LET’S ROCK !
That’s decided it for me Vince would not make a good chancellor
This is no time for an old fart.
Brown getting shit on 24
Labours thugs manhandling guy who is heckling Brown
joolz
Don’t actually listen to and debate with the guy about your policies, just push him out of the door with a couple of heavies.
Labour, it’s what we do…
Should never have put that bigoted man in front of me Sue.
Look at those young Labour apparatchiks behind him….like baby seals on the ice.
Jesus it’s a Labour love in…
i thought he was going to meet ordinary people!
Seems to me with the HIGH PRAISE he is getting that they are back to the meeting only Labour activists
God wants to make me vomit listening to these arse lickers
Ah, that reminds me of another Bigot.
http://www.youtube.ie/watch?v=AWsGZw4CVOY
God how I would love to get Straw’s head in a vice and just keep on turning that screw.
If you’ve ever wondered where all those Labour voters come from read this.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/05/01/gran-72-to-have-baby-with-her-grandson-115875-22225109/
This is something Labour and the Mirror support, filthy scum
Thank you. One of those articles that you just wish you had never read.
Contract with Britain, unfortunate slogan I think.If it is a prediction it doesn’t bode well
is this the one Dave signed,have not read it, is it legal in law?if so very good
Christ!
Brown is literally lying for Scotland right now on Sky/24 news.
Tories will boil your babies – no family will be alive.
This is simply incredible to watch – this utter scum is bonkers.
You don’t seem to realise that his ego is at stake.
He handed his ego, on a plastic plate, to “Lord” Mandelslime of Bum-Fuck two years ago.
Ed is a fine and decent man, a Prime Minister-in-waiting.
I think what you really mean is he’s a nasty little twat
He has the worst haircut in Parliament.
… but he looks so masterful in his little Waffen outfit.
I’m getting all steamy thinking about it.
“I’m beyond rage,” one senior Labour figure said. “I’m in despair. This may be the end of everything.”
Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.
I know. I was just short of words to comment myself!
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuckin hahahahahahaha!!!!
Whatever the overall result, Balls, Berko and Hodge all losing their seats would be a good night for me.
I never knew they had leprechauns in Jocks with the brains kicked in Geordieland,and ugly ones too
Gordon says there is no party proposing to end the migration that comes from the European Union. Well I can immediately think of two parties Gordon and I am not even a professional politician
I wonder who decided to give up our controls on immigration to the EU, never heard much mention of it guess it was one of Blair’s little deals. Britain scratches Europe’s back, Europe scratches Blair’s.
Who was it who promised a referendum on “Lisbon” in their manifesto, then decided against it when he realised it would be voted down by the people…?
five days and counting…
twas Mr Soros
Vote UKIP – the only way to get the referendum, ever.
What a lying wanker.
When I watched that last night, it reminded me of this:
Excxellent clip. So apt. Thanks for posting.
Sorry for the typo – loss of the old brain cells is getting worse.
He says he was angry and called her a Bigot because he misunderstood what she was saying. He thought she was saying the East European students should be expelled. That is Exactly what she was saying, she was concrened that they are a drain on our resources and her grand children would have to pay even higher top up fees to fund these foreign students.
Labour removing the immigration decision takers at Dover:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1270183/Axing-immigration-staff-Dover-overrun.html
And replacing them with ex-customs working for dopey Lin Homer in the Border Farce with instructions to turn a blind eye to people in favour of tobacco and booze.
Crock of crap as per.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1270230/Pensioners-red-white-blue-election-protest-poster-branded-racist-police.html
going to use that on my anarchists tee shirts I sell on ebay
that’s what 13 years of twats like Blair Brown and Harmon get you
Yes, let’s get rid of the person who would be most divisive for Labour post-election for the sake of an artificially generated “moment.”
Talk about your short term tactics at the expense of long term strategy.
unite will lever him into the first ‘safe’ seat that comes up(assuming there is such a thing after dave has called in the imf in 3-4 weeks time, and everyone starts seeing the new mandatory ‘brown levy’ cropping up on their payslips) so he will still be able to destroy the party from within don’t you worry. in the mean time, if it happens just sit back and enjoy……
Is it just me or does anyone else think Ed Balls is a dirty fecking baaastard who is mugging the public?
You’re too kind !
All the rubbish on here from the chap at Labour HQ is very illuminating. Everything is what they as a Labour government have done. Enterprising people have achieved nothing according to him/her/it it’s all down to government. Talk about brainwashed and they just can’t see it. It will take a generation to de-program these poor souls and get them thinking for themselves. It is a shame but at the end of the day I think we will just have to shoot them.
Nope, not a shame at all. A bloody good idea.
What was the heckler shouting, any links
you’re a cun’t ?
Notice he was smiling as he pretended to heckle, he was a labour plant . I know a plant when I see one.
Video of the heckler
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Gordon-Brown-Heckled-During-Visit-To-Glass-Centre-In-Sunderland/Article/201005115623572?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15623572_Gordon_Brown_Heckled_During_Visit_To_Glass_Centre_In_Sunderland
He was concerned about rural broadband, but more concerned about Broon not meeting anyone not wearing a red rosette…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1270254/Heckler-thrown-shouting-Brown.html
More Labour poster spoofs
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/electiongallery/2010/05/more-spoofs-of-labours-latest-poster.html
“Daddy, why haven’t the soldiers got any helicopters”
Ouch.
Hic! More Shaampain for my socialisht friends. Hic!
I think that Britain would be a vastly more entertaining country if Balls keeps his seat.
The media are desperate to get the Lib Dems into Government in order to boost their flagging circulation.
To understand why, all one has to do is to cast one’s mind back to “Would be Leader” Mark Oaten, and before him, Jeremy Thorpe, Norman Scott, the Great Dane, The Murder Plot and the Court Case.
(I never did work out where the Great Dane fitted in).
No one could possibly argue that being able to add “Balls” to the headlines would make them far more amusing.
The serious note is whether or not the Lib Dem MPs will withstand the scrutiny they will get in Government.
Balls up in polls
‘no Balls’ says IMF
The percentage of Barky’s funds he got from “small donors” was 30%.
I want to see Balls out but FFS enough of this Obamatard shit that small donors made the diff in that election. It didn’t. It’s a myth.
What I say is this we will go on campaigning and there will be a groundswell of an upsurge for labour when people realise that cameron and clegg are two cheeks of the same public school arse and that gordon is the only one who having created this mess knows how to get us out of it what i say to you is this we are going to win that is a fact my friend you know when I am out there on the battle bus people come to me and they say john you’re an ordinary bloke ok you played a bit of croquet and you bought some fibreglass oak beams for your house but you know we can trust you because you’re like us you are working class you like fish and chips and giving a bit of trouser sausage to the crumpet so what I say is that gordon brown will be back in downing street this is going to be a momentous labour victory for the working classes tonite it’s singalongabigot at the local working man’s club can’t wait they do a good pie and chips there you know
Fook off Prezza! The Pies are all mine.
Soon to be The Rt Honourable Baron Prescott of Hull and Humber methinks ?
Surely not? Not the MP who campaigned to abolish the House of Lords.
Not the MP who promised to fight class and privilege wherever it was found.
Surely anyone with any decency would tell him to stick to his lifelong principles and pass up the honour, whilst continuing to expose those who would be Toffs.
SSSHHHHH!!!!!!
The first rule of John Prescott Fight Club is that you do not talk about the John Prescott Fight Club
except for Tony and me – we’ve got our little nest eggs – see!
It Was The Right Thing To Do.
can we get rid of yvette cooper too?
a massive saving of over £600,000 p.a…………
get rid of them – then employ 20 nurses…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
socialism at its’ best!
it’s the right thing to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here’s a chance to tell Balls what you really think
just done it
looks like The Cons have got Gordons tour in the bag, all I saw was Con posters
Martin Day said: “What is striking is despite all the blather from Cameron over the past few weeks, he has made up his mind strategically to set his face against any profound reform of the political system.
“I think this will prove to be the biggest strategic error he has ever made, because one thing you cannot do is set your face against change when the demand for that change is so powerful that it is coming from millions of people.”
The sooner the electorate realise that David Cameron is a hoon ,the better
If Cameron is a hoon, it would seem that the electorate is reaching the conclusion that Clegg is a bigger hoon, and Boon is a humungous hoon.
When it comes to normal everyday stuff, PR would be great.
But in times of crisis it’s a whole different ballgame.
I’d rather have a strong but shit government than a hung/weak government/parliament.
Brown fucked up the entire financial system and screwed the economy.
But just imagine how bad things would have been if, at the peak of the banking crisis when the entire banking sector was about to go bust, parliament was spending weeks trying to debate ideological points and work out a solution that all parties would agree to. If that’d happened then our banking system would have gone completely under, and we’d be living in the stone age by now.
I hate Brown with a passion, but even he understood the severity of the situation and (finally) did something to fix it. You/I might not like what he did, but if parliament had been too weak to do anything big/quickly then we would all be a hell of a lot more fucked than we are now.
Having a permanently hung parliament would turn mild problems into absolute fucking calamities.
A properly functioning government must be strong when it comes to crises.
Scotland/Northern Ireland/Wales can get away with having a hung parliament because they’ve got the UK to watch over them and help out if it goes tits-up. But over here in England we’re on our own and need to be strong to survive.
If I had a choice between a hung parliament in the uk led by cameron but chained down by the libdems and labour, or labour returning with a decent majority; i’d rather have labour returned so that they can face the fuckups they created and fix them before we enter into Greek economic territory.
Of course I hope that doesn’t happen; I hope labour get annihilated and the tories get a healthy majority, but we’ll just have to wait and see.
My parliament is well-hung
Monday 10th May will be the decider if we’ve still got no agreement or one in the offing between the parties on a coalition in the event of a “Hung Parliament”
Camerclegg out out out
BBC reporting that it looks like someone in the Conservatives has managed to get hold of Broon’s itinerary.
Labour supporters turned up at Tynemouth town centre for the next stage on the PM’s tour to find there’s a load of “Vote for Change” banner holders already there.
Interesting breach of security if true – the PM’s itinerary is kept to as few people as possible by the police…
Maybe even Plod’s patience has worn a little thin?
The bookies don’t give him much chance.
1315: Gordon Brown is odds-on at 5/6 with William Hill to announce his resignation as Labour leader before midnight on Friday May 7.
“The polls are suggesting that the last rites may be imminent for Gordon Brown’s leadership reign,” said Hill’s spokesman Graham Sharpe.
“We now make him odds-on to be out before next Saturday.”
So no change then,Brown is just scared of meeting real people,it’s a shame we don’t do assasinations in this country then he would have a good excuse,but then when he does meet real people he calls them names behind their backs,don’t know what he’s going to do after next thursday because he won’t be any use to all those hangers on as they will be looking to “help” a new liebour leader.
So as to protect 66 yrs old grannies from the evil monster Gordon Brown.
Anyone any idea how many members of our armed forces have died in 13 years of NuLie compared to 18 years of Thatcher and Major?
Afghan total is now more than the Falklands total, was reported a few weeks back.
Assuming that GW1′s total was less than Blair’s illagal war, it’s certain that more brave men died under this government than the last one.
The difference being that that of the two Tory wars, one was in defence of our own territory, the other in response to a hostile action against a friendly nation. The two Labour wars were to throw out governments from their own countries…
No, but they all died pointlessly from the countries point of view whilst Bliar seems to have done very well out of his amazing generosity with our armed forces to the Americans and their oil wars.
Balls is a duplicitous reptile – but letting him keep his Parliamentary seat could be the best option for the Tories and the country.
1 – He would be a disruptive presence in the post apocalyptic Labour leadership contest
2 – He could linger in the Commons like an animated rotting corpse, to remind the country what New Labour stands for, and
3 – If Balls is defenestrated (metaphorically, unfortunately) by Morley voters then there’s a danger that he would wash up in the Lords. Although that itself would be a compelling argument for reform of the HoL, Balls’ presence would heighten the affront caused by all of the other shallow placemen that Blair/Brown previously elevated.
What’s on TV on Thursday between 10pm and the first results arriving ? Needs an interesting ‘filler’ piece.
How about Kathy Newman and Laura Kuenssberg mud-wrestling in thongs ?
Just an image I’m enjoying……..
Sorry we can’t run to that …How’s about Ma Beckett and Kerry McCarthy ?
Polly Toynbee’s dream…
“I sat on the cream suede sofa and took out my notepad. I was a little breathless. He really is such a commanding figure…
‘Are you ready for me Polly?” I looked up a little startled..For a moment I didn’t know what to think..what did he mean?
‘Ready for me to do the interview’ he smiled. That warm, generous smile.
‘Quite ready’ I replied, determined to keep my composure.’Won’t you sit down?’I asked.
To my surprise Nick Clegg sat right next to me. Our outer thighs were touching.
“W..w..wh..when did you decide on your brilliant illegal immigrant amnesty policy?” I stammered a little. I could smell his cool aftershave and a faint undercurrent of Lynx Africa.
‘Oh Poly,” Nick charmed. “You didn’t come here to talk about policy, now did you? you know that would disappoint me.”
He reached over and gently took the notebook and pencil from my hand and laid them on the coffee table. I was aware that he had drawn the curtains and the lights were low. The great man leaned across and softly kissed my lips. My mouth opened of its own volition. I was almost helpless. A titanic wave of longing began welling up inside of me.
“Your wife..?” I managed to gasp..pulling back quickly, my hand upon his manly chest, to ward him off. But I knew I could barely resist him..
“My wife? She’s in Spain. And She’s European in outlook Poly. She understands…Everyone understands.”
“Oh Nick!” I gasped, as I felt him pull me towards him. I felt one strong hand around my waist while his other hand gripped my abundant breast firmly like a ripe grapefruit. I felt his fingers now upon my knee. I knew that I was wearing one of my shorter skirts. Had I done this subconsciously? Could I have known? His fingers traced the hem of the skirt and then moved upwards along my thigh.. tracing a path. upwards. Upwards. Higher still. I felt exquisite sensations as his fingers brushed against the soft, lilac silk of my..”
{Meanwhile The Guardian editor has phoned the Toynbee household for the fifth time to discover if ..”Poly has finished that copy yet?”}
“She’s still wanking on it sir,” replied the maid.
***Guffaws***
How about a sweep on how long before Polly’s first “Clegg’s Last Chance” article?
ooo Bill you are a swine, but I like you
Have you declared your employment as a special advisor to “Mills & Boon” in the Register of Member’s Interests, Bill ??
I’ve always suspected Clegg had three hands. Thanks for confirming it.
Maybe it wasn’t a hand she felt..
Oh at last. Quick everyone,over to Mrs Dale, there’s a new list up.
who the fuck is mrs dale
She’s married to Doctor Dale ain’t she ?
Meanwhile, in darkest Salford, the immigration question continues to haunt Labour. In particular, the naughty little Ginger Midget that employed an illegal immigrant.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/7661293/General-Election-2010-Illegal-immigrant-found-helping-Hazel-Blears-campaign.html
Labour supporters turn out for Hazel ??
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8655680.stm
That’s 13 years of Labour government for you. Can’t even afford clothes, now.
Nothing to hide…nothing to fear ?
It’s great to feel the wind in your hair.
Did she report it to Dallas Cort immediately as she says?
1.51pm Wednesday 15th June 2007
Vote for Balls – get Bollocks!
You talking about Yvette in jackboots?
What? did six bellies eat her?
You are all invited to my pubic meeting in support of Ed LaLa Balls.
No Labour party supporters will be present.
( All of them have not seen Ed Balls )
Yvette looks rather fetching in jackboots .
Elvis on tap.
Disaster in Morley.
Will Hazel Blears having an illegal emigrant canvasing for her detract from her efforts in the cesspool?
Did Ed Balls just say the big difference between his impended defeat and Portillo’s is that people didn’t expect it with Portillo?
I’ll be staying up for Morley and Outwood then….
http://www.oddschecker.com/specials/politics-and-election/morley-and-outwood/winning-party
Balls out and 10 quid gets you £23.75!
desperate tories throwing any mud
Ed Bollox looks like Hitler with the rough end of a pineapple stuffed up his arse.
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