Where’s the Election Night Party?
As the campaign rolls on, invitations to the various election night parties are flying around. None of the political parties want to be seen organising anything for fear of the obvious headlines, but that hasn’t stopped the media. The BBC have gone with a boat moored opposite the London Eye, ITV a stones throw away at County Hall, and Andrew Neil is said to be throwing his own exclusive personal bash at a mystery location. Some of the think-tanks are organising smaller parties. The biggest party of the night will be held in the Sports Cafe on Haymarket in Central London.
Serving booze from nine until breakfast time the next morning is the party’s best selling point, but add to that all the news channels playing across fifty screens throughout the night, with Wi-FI, Blackberry and iPhone charging facilities, drinks deals, four bars and live betting market price updates. With 700 guests expected the broadcasters will be using the central London location as a backdrop for two-ways. Guido is planning to swing by, joining the blogging twitterati who look to be setting up camp there for the night. As it will be the only place open when the counts finish, it looks set to be the place where people come to cheer or drown their sorrrows.
More info on Facebook, so reserve your spot, regardless of what time you will turn up on the night, here.
UPDATE : Brillo has been in touch to point out that his exclusive personal bash is actually the BBC boat party. Sadly Guido won’t be joining him, as he is under contract to ITV…
http://twitter.com/NeilPye
there’s always one
I’ve got my own party planned
Made me laugh:
On 07:05 Don’t wake up to Brownhog Day:
randall4uxbridgeandsouthruislip.co.uk
You really are all riding for a very funny fall.
Dave’s won nothing and you’re planning the victory Party.
I’m going to enjoy this.
I am going to party all fucking month when gordon gets his p45
Someone had tried to crash the party already
Who stole my ******* car?
Comrade Charlie Whelan is the greatest.
Is MilliBlink the new Macavity?
The curse strikes again!
Who voted for NWO Mandy?
Still think you live in a democracy?
The BMP, unlike the failed establishment parties, has laid out in its manifesto its programme for cuts in public spending; cuts which whilst maintaining essential services, such as the NHS, go far beyond anything the corrupt establishment parties are proposing.
These include:
£18 billion by scrapping subsidies and the “green levy” attached to fuel bills in support of the ‘man-made’ global warming scam.
£4 billion by scrapping payments for benefits, housing, support and legal fees made to ‘asylum-seekers’ annually.
£13 billion per year by scrapping all payments, grants and subsidies that fund the imposition of multiculturalism on the people of this country.
£5 billion by pulling out of Afghanistan.
£13 billion annually through scrapping Britain’s grotesque foreign aid budget.
The BMP — practical policies for economic revival – no bullshit.
Yes, it seems most of our tax goes to fund our destruction!
and lets not forget the amount the EUSSR steal from us.
Jesus wept.
Where have these morons been living for the last 13 years?
Ah, yes; it’s that Pye-in-the-sky…
“Sadly Guido won’t be joining him, as he is under contract to ITV”
Why do they need an inarticulate Tory spinner posing (but no longer convincing) as an independent and rebel?
What will Guido do if the Tories win, will that be operation Guido wrapped up?
or will Guido switch sides and pretend to be a rebel all over again for the other team trying to maintain the idea that you have `choice` when you are clearly hearding people to have none!
About 3am for Morley and Outwood.
I intend to arrange everything around that….
I actually live in the next constituency to Morley, might go for the count, can anyone just go in the town hall?
If you find out, let me know, because I’m not so far away either.
I doubt my constituency will be that interesting, although I’d like to ask the Labour candidate how John is, and whether the soundproofing worked…
MY HOUSE……..Looking forward to balls getting what that bully boy Hunt deserves…….Oh and that 1 eyed jock Hunt also…….
THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8653677.stm?ls
Hahahahaha.
It’s the little things like that which shape the narrative.
It’ll be remembered as a car-crash cabinet in perpetuity now.
Did you notice the pan away shot – Acrington Stanley get bigger crowds than that bunch of hoons !
You can only fit so many ‘spontaneous supporters’ on a coach.
Did they have to pay £15,000 for a seat? Same as the members of the Press were asked to fork out?
BBC spinning the lie, not mentioning it was caused by the binmen giving labour a heckling
Mandleson said “What do you think of the campaign so far?”
The binmen shouted “Rubbish!”
Headline in the SUN “Labour Campaign Rubbished By Binmen”
Binmen trash Brown
heavenly…
They are experts on knowing what rubbish looks like.
Pity they didn’t throw the lot of them in the back of the dustcart.
Probably get sacked for it though if it is a Liebore Council.
Darling looks fat from that angle.
I have nothing in common with gok, I must add. Honest.
New Labour’s election campaign, real car crash TV.
Labours last cabinet meeting, overshadowed by a car crash… could anything be any more appropriate?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/audio/2010/apr/30/general-election-2010?popup=true
oh the irony…..
Brilliant! Even the BBC have to report it!!
Bye bye Liebour tossers…
Looking at the video it sounds like Brown is saying after the crash:
“That’s it then”
Dooooomed!
Sue planned it so it was her fault!
why is k unt spelled hoon….oh never mind, you get my point….
Did you know that the BBC claims 8 million watched last nights debate.
They also claimed that last year 8 million watched QT when Nickie Gee was on.
analyse that
9.1 million official tally for last night.
Wot all the channels combined?
I fell asleep after about 65 minutes of it.
Sleep!!? Pah!
I haven’t slept since…. although I think that’s something to do with all the drugs that were pumped into me before the debate.
When I did my Army Service in the early 50′s it was said they put stuff in the tea to stop us being interested in women and politics. I think they are beginning to work at long last,
Is that because you’re a Labour troll and Cameron was wiping the fucking floor with both vacuous Clegg and the repulsive Brown?
I watched it on Sky here in France !
As a socialist politican told me yesterday. Do you know what a BIGOT is?
Brown Is Gone On Thursday
My wife is a softee and I promised not to reveal who it was!
The BBC on a boat. Let’s hope they all do a Robert Maxwell
Maybe Kim Jong Il’s boys could show us how it’s done.
But I like the BBC!
If evil Cameron cuts up the BBC, they can all come and live in my North Korean workers paradise!
Or I could just kidnap them?
Pull the bilge plug once they’re all aboard. That’s why Andrew Neil is partying elsewhere.
Get the French to blow it up like the Rainbow Warrior…
Get Gordon to launch it!
Yeah – a BBC bash on a boat opposite the London Eye.
What poor saps are paying for that, then?
Where are our invites?
Perhaps somebody could get the River of Fire to work – finally
Straight through the middle of the BBC’s boat.
Would almost make paying for it worth every penny.
Ask Guy Fawkes to blow up the BBC please…
If anyone’s in Ireland, Leviathan political cabaret is doing an Election Night Special in the D4 Berkeley Hotel in Dublin, hosted by David McWilliams with expert panels, rolling TV coverage and, crucially, a late bar! See http://www.leviathan.ie for details.
David McWilliams is a sound lad. He was predicting the Irish economic meltdown and house price crash while all the other pundits were still claiming the debt-fuelled frenzy could go on forever.
hows your owning your housey thingy going now
I going to pop around to that nice Mrs Lovett’s to help her knock up a few Brown pies.
Send Brown round to me for a shave
Littlejohn demonstrates that Gordon Brown is indeed a socioapth:
“Whenever I have described Gordon Brown as a ‘sociopath’ there have been plenty of people eager to accuse me of exaggeration.
Even friends have taken a sharp intake of breath and said: ‘Steady on, Rich. You’ve gone a bit far this time.’
So, in the light of Gordon’s deranged outburst in Rochdale this week, let’s consider the evidence……….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1269918/ELECTION-2010-Gordon-Brown-hates-everybody–Labour-voters-included.html#ixzz0ma57gv1n
How did we ever let that destructive, hate-filled creature become prime minister of our country?
The immense damage he has caused may never be rectified.
We didn’t -the Labour Party did without even holding a leadership election. They knew how bad he would be yet inflicted him on us nonetheless. They should never be allowed to forget it.
That’s a great article from Richard Littlejohn. He really nails Brown in a way that most other media commentators don’t have the guts to do.
“Gordon doesn’t just hate Tories, he hates everyone — Labour voters included.
By the time you read this, the last of the unreal TV talent contests will have taken place. Yesterday morning, Brown glued on his One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest grin and was back on the stump as if Mrs Duffy had never happened.
We were told he was relishing a debate on the economy — an issue upon which he thinks he is ‘strong’.
The man who has bankrupted Britain with his profligate policies — landing us with the biggest debt in history — would have us believe he is the only person qualified to lead us out of a toxic economic swamp of his own creation.
Incidentally, you won’t be surprised to learn self-delusion is another classic characteristic of the sociopath.
Nurse!
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1269918/ELECTION-2010-Gordon-Brown-hates-everybody–Labour-voters-included.html#ixzz0maDllAvO
except Gordon doesn’t have enough charm to be considered a true sociopath.
My boyfriend on the other hand….
Nu Labour is an open sewer disfiguring British society
We met a few local dog walkers (and posed for a picture with a friendly rescue dog and his owner, and narrowly avoid being bowled over by enthusiastic George – a big boxer who is today not prepared to listen to his owner with new exciting people on his walking patch.)
http://www2.labour.org.uk/my-day-twenty-three
Gordon must have shit himself. He is terrified of dogs, even the little ones. He knows that dogs can smell his fear and can’t stand him.
I hear that he’s even frightened of cats.
Remember Humphrey.
RIP Humphrey.
Never forget!
If I’m looking forward to anything after the election, it’s not seeing this woman’s inane tweets reproduced on this blog.
Oh, and seeing Jacqui Fivebellies and the odious Balls lose their seats. And Bercow.
Sarah and Gordon go dogging?
ROFL!! love it. Probably the closest they ever get to sex too
How did the cnut driving the car miss such tempting targets. He’s the cnut in this affair.
Hero to zero.
I like the binmen hurling abuse at Brown and co out of the windows of their wagon.
Labour has even lost public sector manual workers these days.
Shame they didn’t dump their rubbish all over the cabinet of wankers.
Fuck yeah, would they have to recycle the one eyed fucker though?
It’s the week they don’t collect
Instead of a removal van on May 7th they should send round the binmen to cart Brown and his rocking horse to the nearest rubbish tip and tell the twat to ride it back to Jockland.
It was a she….
That’s why she missed !!!
Omed Rashid – definitely a bloke’s name.
Be even funnier if it was Harman arriving for the photo-op.
If I were the driver, I’d be wondering how I managed to miss a gash as big as Gorgon.
I can’t think why anybody would stage an event at a busy roundabout in Hockley, next to an underpass. With respect to Hockleyans, it’s not the sort of area where you go for a morning stroll and such a parade bound to be distracting to drivers. Labour may have slipped a little from their usual standards of excellent planning and respect for the electorate in this case.
Has anyone ever heard of a Dr Nigel Cooke? He claims to be a former Liebore candidate in the St Helens area. You might be interested in some of his views on Afghanistan.
http://debcenrevisited.yuku.com/topic/16397/master/1/?page=1
Join the queue mate.
why the fuck do the BBC think they have the right to have party paid for by me. Bunch of parasitic Hunts.
Pay up or go to prison, sucker!
LOL!!!!!!
this is what they do.
http://www.tpuc.org/node/143
Up yours nobjockey!
Your TV inspectors have no right to enter my property, have no right to issue a “caution”, nor can they get a warrant without evidence.
By the way, TVL, I hereby give notice that I am withdrawing your “Right of Implied Access” to my property. Fee schedule follows…
Have a nice day.
that is a fucking good point. I am not financing that. We should be told who is paying.Dave should ask the question
The BBC will be holding their WAKE
The last time before they are broken up and sold off in small pieces to the hungry private medja companies…!!
Bring it on…
Dream on – Cameron has already stated that he is the most pro-BBC tory leader ever.
Once he gets ‘control’ of it why would he want to do anything?
Has Prescott been arrsted for threatening behaviour today ?
what’s this?
Now that we know what buttons to press we can probably get him arrested for assault. That’s if some of his bug-eyed, brain-dead Labour supporters don’t throw themselves to the floor and claim it was you who assaulted them first.
This is Labour after all.
Not yet – but is only just lunchtime.
So we will soon have a threatening hooligan in the House of Lords then ?
Lord Prescott of “Come over here and I’ll do you”
And he was Deputy Prime Minister FFS
Lord Prescott of Hate…
Has anyone tried one of those “Which party do you most support tests”. I did one in the Telegraph and found my matching ratings were:-
UKIP 62%
BNP 57%
Cons 45%
L/Ds 32%
Lab 18%
Apart from being surprised I am such a racist bigot I could not believe I 18% matched Labour. I have never agreed with nearly 1 in 5 of the things they suggest or prioritise. Stupid surveys – what a waste of time.
Where is Sewer Whelan today ?
Stirring the shite at Unite, the plan is to strike as soon as Dave gets in.
http://twitter.com/charliewhelan
here he is
what was that about the metropolitan bias of politics in the uk??
Yvette Balls Writes:
“The Tories want to take the Child Trust Fund away from families on just £16,000. Nurses, squaddies, receptionists.
So is she saying that Nurses and squaddies are underpaid?
http://www2.labour.org.uk/its-your-future-vote-for-it
What Cameron should do is double their tax-rate. Like Brown did.
He will, he will.
I’m going to church cos if Brown goes I’ll know there is a GOD
Should read ‘when brown goes’
No logic at all in what you’ve said there. You’ll be very welcomed.
Early night for me.
I will be in my kip, hoping that Brown gets third place but wins most seats, confirming the old saying “you get the politics you deserve”
signed grumpy reformer . . . . . .
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70,000 guests? Yep, that’s bound to be the biggest.
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he was a nice boy but I had to say no
http://mrsduffyimnobigot.blogspot.com/
Ellie Innocent Henman of http://lsrfm.com/ still wants an interview
Middle-class Labour c’unt takes the piss out of northern, working-class white woman on the internet.
Go fuck yourself, arsehole.
for once its not Kerry Katona.
Fuck off you sad miserable twat,and for your info it’s a support for Mrs Duffy.
It’s fucking patronising and condescending to working-class northerners so go and stick it up your arse you poncey twat.
I bet you work for the fucking BBC.
Well I’m certainly not moving into Gordon’s old apartment until it has been fumigated and de-loused.
Have you considered what to do if his beard claims continued employment under Tupe ?
I’d chuck the rocking horse too, if I were you.
Broon will be gutted. His 1000 year NuLab Reich dream is in tatters. The enemy are at at the gates. The volk have failed them. The forces of conservatism are going to triumph. Next stop Nuremberg or the Hague that is if Cameron was minded to open the lid on the truth.
Can’t this shit be reported as I suggest he’s contravening at least two of Labours thought laws namely glorifying terrorism & publishing material likely to cause offence to the families of the fallen
http://debcenrevisited.yuku.com/topic/16397/master/1/?page=1
It was Sue’s fault.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/election/article-1269986/General-Election-2010-Labour-campaign-descends-farce-car-crashes-poster-launch.html
How can Sue Nye afford to work full-time for Gordon Brown unpaid for years?
Is it because her husband is multi-millionaire Gavyn Davies of Goldman Sachs, a bunch of spivs who are quids in with this Labour government.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/election2010/liveevent/
Balls v Calvert live
Can’t get sound – Calvert looks good – anyone report on the text?
bbc reports:
1255Schools Secretary Ed Balls is at a soapbox event in Morley, West Yorkshire. He spends a while warning about cuts under a Tory government before being “timed out”. Onlookers shout him down as he tried to continue and hands the mic to his Conservative rival.
I believe in fair play.
Ed Ball’s time is up.
Funny how Gordon and Ed are having mic troubles.
Milliblink called from Morley and never mentioned Ball’s short mic.
Gordon now launching the ‘sports manfesto’
what a desperate pile of crap.
Now giving an unfortunate analogy of dropping a baton at school, what like – blair to blair to blair to doh!
He has dropped the baton that he snatched off Blair.
Who let that dreadful, white working-class, woman near me?
It was a disaster! Ridiculous!
Thud!!!
Charity Commission looking into one of Bliar’s charities …
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/politics/article-23829523-tony-blair-back-on-campaign-trail-for-labour.do
what a nice day, a very nice day – it’s all fun and games as new labour fall off their trolley
http://www.arrestblair.org/
so whoever does the dirty work gets a quarter of the money.let me get it…the site gets the other 3/4
The Bounty is paid for an attempt to make a citizen’s arrest of Blair. If the whole pot was paid over then there would be no money left to reward future attempts.
well how much is the pot? I would have a go for 1/4 of 200 k Sherrif
I had a bad crash too.
When will the Dog’s of War be unleashed on ZaNuLabour then?
Are the press scared of them? When the result is inevitable and Brown is out, will the truth come out then?
It fucking well wants to.
The truth is too fucking awful for the dumbed-down infantilised, celebrity/shopping-obsessed masses and their lying, dumbed-down media.
Here’s the truth for the British:
Labour have deliberately given away huge chunks of your towns and cities to hostile, alien, and highly-tribal cultures who hate your guts and only want to take you for a ride and then conquer or supplant you.
Meanwhile, Brown has also bankrupted the country under unimaginable levels of debt which has gone on creating a massive chav underclass, an immigrant invasion, sucked in vast foreign imports, enriched billionaire spivs etc etc for which you will be considerably poorer and living in austerity for generations to come.
all party’s end, and this one will end in a bloodbath,I can see it coming
Cameron can make a start by lifting all the D-notices.
There will be blood. The bodies buried run into thousands, the paper shredding continues in Whitehall………
Kids, get your bigoted grans to vote Labour.
get over there and rate Dave.
http://www.facebook.com/democracyuk#!/democracyuk?v=app_104598962906513
The Sports Cafe sounds like Hell.
The BBC won’t be celebrating a McMong win this time around. Ho ho ho .
some critical questions for our new labour politicians to answer:
1. how many of you rushed to the aid of the car driver in today’s accident?
2. how many of you stopped talking at people when this accident occurred?
3. how many of you give a damn about any of the electorate?
Answer NONE
so what’s new?
What have Labour done for us?
They have deliberately given away huge chunks of our towns and cities to hostile, alien, and highly-tribal cultures who hate our guts and only want to take us for a ride and then conquer or supplant us.
Remember to thank them as they get kicked out next Thursday.
That was the plan, to divide and rule, while we are fighting the fucking immigrants they sit back with the spoils
It would be called ethnic cleansing if it was happening anywhere else but Britain.
So will the BBC boat be full of fucking drugs and 8 year old boys with ripe ready arses for the fucking faggots?
TBA
not in the mod queue again???
anyway, Guido
why don’t we have a party on here?
what? we have one everyday?
Okay :0)
Except for last night when we were all left outside the bash like Dickensian children watching the toffs party.
after may 7th there should be enough skeletons in the cupboard on this shit labour goverment to keep the press busy for years to come.
I don’t see what the justification is for the BBC to hold a party at all.
Notwithstanding that it will be a wake, it is a completely unacceptable use of public funds.
True, they should all be dumb belled
Or ‘Bowbelle’-ed.
“Labour have ‘every chance’ of election victory – Blair” … http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8653836.stm
Sad, delusional war criminal. Unlike Brown, though, Blair chickened-out of leader debates.
I will be opening my good comrade and friend’s SnowLab campaign HQ.
It’s time for a new beginning with Mandy, Milliblink and Bliar.
Anyone seen my car?.
Brown’s spin doctors now claiming that he thought Mrs Duffy had sworn about immigrants, hence his reaction.
He just doesn’t know when to stop digging does he?
Offends lifelong Labour voter
Apologises by phone (after being caught out, of course)
Makes a complete chump of himself by visiting her house in person, having given the world’s media sufficient time to get there and wait for him
After 40 minutes of begging, leaves house unaccompanied by Mrs Duffy and unleashes his now famously creepy smile
Now claims that he thought she said ‘fucking immigrants’
Unbe-flocking-lievable
There’s a man who can suck his wife’s strap on.