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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Bad Al has lost the plot.
Brown has driven him back to the Bottle.
Chin up Al, you can always fall back on the Porn writing when you lose your job on Friday.
A contract with Britain:
The video shows them loitering near toilets.
My mum warned me about speaking to strange men near toilets.
She said “If you want to be buggered, chat to that Labour PPC hanging around near the toilet and promise him your vote.”
As Littlecock would say, You couldn’t make it up! Could you Guido ?
Line the Cabinet on crucifixes over Westminster Bridge. Nail Bad Al to a cruxifix and put Blair alongside him near Big Ben. I bet they get more visitors than the London Eye; the money from tourism could be given to War Heros. The nails might make him cry a little longer. Mandelscum might get aroused as he looks up at them!
The tories aare set to win and and I don’t need my telly to see that.
Only Labour moves up a point
YouGov – the Sun Apr 30 Apr 29
CONSERVATIVES 34% 34%
LIB DEMS 28% 28%
LABOUR 28% 27%
Those who were expecting big polling changes following the final debate will be disappointed. In the latest YouGov daily poll the Tories remain at their pre-Bigotgate 34% with both Labour and the LDs on 28%.
I think that the Team Blue will find it slightly deflating not to be making the progress that last night’s performance by Cameron might have suggested. A 34 point share is less than one point up on what Michael Howard got in 2005.
So not a lot of movement.
Nothing seems to have changed.
http://www6.politicalbetting.com/
LMFAO – you are deluded. Come to your senses before its too late…The End is NIGH for you brilliantined assasins.
I’ll be buggered if i’m voting libdem
Lord P says vote Labour, vote Tory and vote UKIP, even when they’re contesting the same seat.
‘Cos they’re all Eurosceptic. Like UKIP.
Good one, Lord P.
And for your next trick?
FFS!!!
Who’d be a UKIP Candidate!
I’ve been having fun in Cambridge today
http://www.oldholborn.net/2010/04/vote-labour-gran-you-bigot.html
I feel a bit of a flocking idiot.
HA HA HA HA HA
Jonah strikes again!!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8653580.stm?ls
I saw that report on telly and UKIP have edited out the chats with local – confused – voters!
He’s back on the wife beater again, and who can blame him after spending 13 years trying to spin niceties for that walking, talking dysfunctional clown.
Can’t see what this guy can do, other than claim to be an immigrant.
I thought he old b*stard looked pissed again…
More worryingly, Tory bear appears to be morphing into a Colin Charvis look alike.
Al, if you’re reading this and you’re stuck for work next Friday onwards, I’ve got a car park attendant job going spare.
Let me know.
Alky Ali can always stack shelves at our local ASDA.
He can help Gordon’s little friend, Alky Ada.
MI5 you mean
No he means the idiotic militant islamics blowing themselves up across multiple countries throughout the world in allahs names.
Did that Hoon Campbell borrow my car this morning.
Is it a green VW Golf?
nul vote from me
I’d get pissed off my face too if my job was to polish the turd that is Gordon.
Especially when Al has to polish it with his tongue. The sooner that murdering c*nt Campbell crawls back under his piss soaked stone, the better.
Honestly, what a complete c*nt. I don’t know who to hate more, him or Maguire.
Interesting to compare the two
Alky Al has a nervous break down, becomes a lush or blubbers in public when he hates himself too much
Toilets Macguire is just permanently eaten up by his chip on the shoulder…You can see it in his face…a very bitter man slowly being destroyed by envy and hatred…
What a pair, they both suffer from the illness of millions of other socialists, fed by hatred for others or themselves. Their desire is to make everyone else, as miserable and unhappy as they are. Socialism is intellectual cancer, given enough time it destroys all ability to reason.
Socialism is intellectual cancer,…yes, nice analogy.
Socialists are so mentally ill they resort to pejorative namecalling and assertion to try and disguise their lack of intellect.
This time next week, a number of women will be getting medical attention after being bruised and battered by McMental for losing the election. His first reaction will be “I should never have been put with this party. Whose idea was that? It’s just ridiculous.” And then he’ll proceed to thump and shove any woman in the vicinity.
I’ve googled and consulted medical books, but I’m defeated.
Where is a woman’s vicinity?
I’ve googled and consulted medical books, but I’m defeated.
Where is a womans vicinity?
Next to the vacuity, you have to stimulate it.
208 Not far from the virginity – whoops! Too late!
Surely this guy’s high on something, he’s a long way from reality.
But then as has been said “You should keep off needle drugs – the only dope worth shooting is Gordon Brown!”
Only 6 days till I’m reunited with my special friend in Kent.
Only 6 days till I’m reunited with my special friends in Cape Cod
I’m coming out!
to support Dave.
Uh-oh, only 6 days left until he comes and gets me !
Please God, why me?
It’s slander when it’s spoken.
Too true blue, liabilty requires the defamed person to prove loss unless gererally broadcast then it becomes libel. Libel does not not require loss to be proved (written or generally broadcast say like this blog)
91 Anonymous Now, I want you to say that again – in your own time, of course: but while you’re putting your index fingers to the tip of your nose alternately (like this), and walking along this chalk line.
It’s shite when it’s Oaten.
It’s balls when it’s ED…
I think we shall see more of him. Didn’t he get voted in with the largest majority of all candidates in his political party?
Sorry. Didn’t make it clear that 336 was meant to relate to 156.
Is he swaying from side to side to see around Tory Bear?
Hahahahaha.
Respect.
Any of you planning to be at the Morley and Outwood count so you can experience in person the legendary moment when Blinky is kicked out on his arse?
Can you just turn up?
Is all going to kick off at Morley Town Hall at 10 pm
Morley Town Hall
Queen Street
Morley
Leeds LS27 9DY
Tel. 0113 2474370
Fax. 0113 2474216
Email: town.clerk@morley.gov.uk
Thanks to Leeds City Council Electoral Services for the info.
Don’t count on it – Kerry McCarthy has already been up there shredding all the Conservative’s postal votes – just like she was doing in Bristol East…
Gisa job.
You are sitting on one.
If the Tories win next week, can Cameron please give Tebbit a role of some kind? He’s a good laugh.
Bacon or cheese
you mean a COB ! southern tw/t
Lord High Executioner, springs to mind, the old boys quite an enthusiastic shot these days.
Surely he can take over Mandelosn’s role as “His Supreme Excellency the Most High,Exalted and Mighty Lord High Panjandrum and First Lord Secretary of the Realm ?
You forgot ‘Grand Poo-bah’
My most important role is as rear gunner to our great leadr or haVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT
Facebook vigilante posts 6,000 photos of convicted paedophiles and sex offenders online as ‘invaluable tool for parents’
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Why you post this here
Plonked
as a fart
Good thing his is a total abstainer from the sauce then. How badly would he have swayed had he been pissed?
Campbell will forever be associated with WMD’s spin and playing a part in David Kelly’s demise. Blair is an evil murdering scumbag. Brown is now exposed as two faced and has ruined the economy. This country deserves better.
Let’s hope Cameron lifts all the D-notices. Especially on Kelly, Dunblane and Operation Ore.
No chance on Ore being lifted – too many high officials implicated – check HMRC.
158-Well said that man.
Let’s hope Cameron lifts all the D-notices. Especially on Kelly, D*nblane and Operation Or’e.
Matthew Kelly?
158-Let’s here it again -Well said that man!!!
The way Brown kept smiling inappropriately during the debate last night would have done more damage than the tractor stats coming out of his mouth. He just looked completely insane the way he smiled when one of the others was making a serious point. The man really has no comprehension of when it’s right to smile and when it isn’t. His encounter with Duffy was just a small insight into this wretched creature’s deep character flaws.
Deep character flaws nothing! The man is raving mad. I’d be happy to tell him to his stupid, gurning face.
The worst smile was the one right at the end. I think I blasphemed out loud.
His rictus grin reminds me of the look on a bairn when it has filled the nappy!
21-You should see the leering monster being interviewed by Paxo!!!
Seriously, is he not autistic? Fascination with numbers, inability to relate, socially bizarre. He has all the signs.
Taking the piss out of jocks? I’ll have you right wing bloggers. I’m so fucking hard.
As hard as a jelly baby
…. and twice as wobbly
Spin The Wheel pal. You try to spin everything to a pro-Labour slant and demonise everyone who might disagree with your pseudo-altruistic point of view. Overpaid BBC twat who should get his P45 and move on. Radio 5 Live mornings are wrecked by his rants and obvious bias – Brown, Darling, Blair et al can do no wrong, but dare to come from somewhere other than Scotland or (sin of sins) dispute that Labour is best for the UK and his left-wing tirade starts.
Common Purpose brainwashed?
We’ve had it
No……..
Like Gordon with the bigoted woman, I said it but I did not mean it
(Like the Dodgy Dossier)
Damn, I have told so many lies for years
I am all confused
Listen Al
You have done enough damage for many lifetimes…
Will you please go to the Priory and sort yourself out
i think they are already full with all of labour’s other press officers after cuddly-nannygate
An all shook up Al
As soon as Her Majesty gives the word, I will remove the enemy of the people called Brown. Just give me the command, ma’am. For Queen and Country.
Yes O Loyal subject you have my word to proceed
Operation BrownOut to commence at 07 hundred hours on May 6th.
Let’s hope Campbell takes a walk to Harrowden Hill and never returns.
I hope he takes the slack jawed jock and the money grabbing twat Bliar with him.
What Harry failed to mention was that Al was stood on a wii balance board.
The Gorgon should apply for the vacant position of Professor of Economics
at the University of Phnom Phen
Back in my old minefield days, I knew a guy who taught English at the University of Phnom Penh. Standards there would exclude Brown from any post.
Hello little people. I and the former First Lady have returned for a flying visit before we go back to one of our many homes around the world. We’re in town to help the Labour campaign. Privately though, we know old Gordon is fucked. Cherie can’t stop laughing. Anyway, we’re very rich and must dash. Bye bye, little people!
Doesn’t matter how much money you have, I can sleep easy knowing your married to that f u c k i n trout…………..
Don’t stay too long, Tony, or you may jeopardise your non-resident tax status.
By the way, what happened to that money I lent you for the apartment in London?
I dont think he’s going to be around anywhere for too long–have you seen the latest pictures of him ( look at the Telegraph online) ; he looks so old and frail, or just ill.
Ill, lets hope its something serious….
Not half, he looks like the living dead!
He’s mummyfying
Looks like something out of a Hammer horror. He’s crumbling to dust before our very eyes.
This is interesting. Does it mean that you have never before seen, or at least never recognised when you have seen, someone who has sold his soul…? Tush, my friend: I can shew you more!
I invested it with Madoff…
Someone in Hampstead told me ut was the right thing to do…
We know you’re really here just to finish McMental off. Whilst you are though I’d try to keep Bad Al away from the Loud Mouth Soup. Nissed as a Pewt last night.
Don’t worry Bliar you c u n t , you can’t MURDER that many people and not pay for it at some time. Sooner or later you will get yours.
Al is the type of k unt that gives k unts a bad name…….
I will continue to haunt you until the day you die
He’ll do better than that. There is a real chance that the 11 eminent Doctors who are seeking, through the Courts, a proper Coroner’s hearing for the death of Dr David Kelly, will succeed later this year.
There is an equally excellent chance that Dr David Kelly’s death is going to be found not to be suicide. Since he died whilst enduring a vicious character assassination at the hands of bad al and bliar – where does that leave them??
Sinc
Hopefully it would leave Campbell and Bliar tied to a post with several rifles pointed at them.
So labour tried to launch their ‘not very good’ poster campaign today but it was derailed by a car crash which was caused by dustmen in a nearby lorry taking their eye of the road to jeer at gordon.
And then gordon deployed his very own weapon of self-destruction tony’tango’bliar.
+++Laugh+++ What a weird campaign labour have fought. You really couldn’t make it up!!!!
Yep, they’re going to have difficulty pinning the disgruntled dustbin men on Rupert Murdoch ! Probably beyond the simple souls at the mirror, they’ll have to call in their crack troops, Sir Michael shite & champagne polly .
I gather it was Sue’s fault
I hear he managed to lose a 28 point lead against one of the most incompetent Political figures ever seen in Britain.
Not Sue, Sir John: Edwina.
ROFL
Sir Michael Shite the compromised Lobby hack who hid the truth of Labour’s corruption lies and fraud is a “crack” trooper as you say…
Nothing has ever escaped him…
As for Polly
She is still recovering from having been at Badminston top girls private school and a very disturbed youth poor thing…
Her side of the family dod not have the cash either..
(Look at the history of Jessel Toynbee discount brokers)
So she is just a rather deranged sad reactionary girl…still suffering choldhood wounds…
Poor thing…
(But I am still counting on her to back Blinky Balls to succeed the madman..then the shit will really hit the fan…everywhere !)
Yes, it really is turning into the longest episode of ‘The Thick Of It’ so far.
Tango and Crash.
I’ll get my coat.
it is just</i? possible that finally realising the scale of the national debt gordon has at last done the decent thing and is in reality filming a 24/7 version of In the Thick of It, to be released in glorious 3-d on dvd for everyone's viewing pleasure on may 7, all proceeds to the official alistair darling down the back of the couch paying of the lunacy years fund…………
now i know its not likely but it would at least be a rational explanation of the cartoon horror of a campaign. god knows there isn’t another.
Matt Lucas’s wig was far too silly and unrealistic.
The American solution to all problems..shoot it or bomb it
Send for One Eyed Dick, very good with a shot gun I’ve heard.
Now that’s what I call packing heat. I’d like to take him around some parts of London for a day’s shooting.
Yo guys. Just back from topping up the tan and making a few bucks in Africa. I gotta say Gordon’s the guy for the job and now that yours truly is on the campaign trail things can only get better.Y’all take care now.
Yo B’Liar.
Cometh the hour, cometh the tan.
Labour’s poster launch – literally and metaphorically a car crash.
Are the BBC slowly coming off message? The online headline currently is:
Brown To Dig Deeper
I thought the best way to get out of a hole was to stop digging?
If you dig long enough you come out the other side.
yeah – up his nose
Someone make a downfall video about this mornings car crash launch and the binmen jeering Gordon.
Bigots!
Brown
Is
Gone
On
Thursday!
What do working class types know about governance? They should jolly well be grateful they have a job at all. Why cant these ghastly specimens be more like ordinary people, like Sting or Bono, or that nice Tennant chap?
I reckon that Tennant’s Super – and cheaper than that Carlsberg; as for that White Lightning! Change the first letter, and you’ve got it right! Even if you dilute it with Bucky or some ‘British Wine’, it’ll have you going for a week’s worth in one day! Tried Bonio, once: a bit too crunchy for me. I might have a go at some of that Sting, though: it’s still brewed in The Blue Anchor, idn’ it?
Big Ali wants the little boys room, what goes in has to come out.
Police to investigate claims of Labour postal vote fraud in council poll
… A complaint has been sent by the Conservative party to Derbyshire police about suspected fraud in the Sinfin ward in the Derby City Council local elections – which will be held on May 6, the same day as the General Election.
The complaint involves concerns that a voter was approached by men requesting her to fill in and sign three postal voting forms in favour of the Labour party… (Derby Telegraph)
Police probe ‘voting fraud’ at Bethnal Green & Bow
DETECTIVES have interviewed an election agent this week who lodged complaints of bogus voters being registered by rival political parties in London’s East End in the run-up to next Thursday’s polling.
The election agent for George Galloway’s Respect Party, Rob Hoveman, reported the allegations to police and made a statement on Tuesday to Scotland Yard’s SO15 Special Branch.
Officers came down to Bow Road police offices in the Bethnal Green & Bow constituency where he raised the issue of bogus voters at ‘mail drop’ addresses. In one case where 18 bengali voters were registered but is actually the home of two local people. (East London Advertiser)
Post links, please
http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/news/Police-investigate-claims-postal-vote-fraud-council-poll/article-2080561-detail/article.html
http://www.eastlondonadvertiser.co.uk/content/towerhamlets/advertiser/news/story.aspxbrand=ELAOnline&category=news&tBrand=northlondon24&tCategory=newsela&itemid=WeED28%20Apr%202010%2020:10:57:133
Look just because Gordon will get up getting 120% of the vote doesn’t mean it’s rigged.
Saddam Hussein was today re-elected for another seven-year term as President of Iraq, but British officials immediately branded the result “a travesty of democracy”.
Iraq announced that there had had been a 100% yes vote.
Saddam repeated his performance at the polls of the last referendum in 1995 when he won more than 99.9% of the vote, as his people turned out in their thousands to return him to office.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-142949/Saddam-elected-candidate-vote.html#ixzz0mbDdkPdw
The only difference is Saddam wasn’t a one eyed twat and was more likeable than the slack jawed jock.
Ah American and British democracy coming to a town near you soon.
At least Saddams Ballot Paper had the option to vote for him or against him…
OK anyone who dared to vote against would be hanged, but the option was there.
On the first democratic election ballot after the invasion there was a referendum question of do you support the allied forces staying in the country and only had the option of yes on the paper. It was impossible to select no.
vote rigging story in run up to election…not a story for the BBC then?
Guido is now officially a better news organisation than the BBC !!!
thank you thank you thank you
I’m sorry I think I misunderstood, when I shouted across that these binmen should shut the fuck up and that they owed their jobs to me I actually over-reacted because I simply misheard. What I thought someone had said was that they were “jeering” I now fully appreciate that they were actually “cheering” and because of that I have made a complete apology and I am going round to their houses now to tell them that.
So they are bin-gots too eh?
Has he gone to pot?
Sleeping with the enemy takes it’s toll.
It could be worse.
He could do God .
I will prey for him
What are we going to do to Piers when the dust has settled? Any suggestions?
Maybe Brown should take a long walk with the end of Piers!
Give him to the Paras.
I wonder if Campbell gets to sleep at night knowing that HIS lies sent tens of thousands to their deaths?
I wonder if he gives a shit about David Kelly or his family wondering just how a man can commit ‘suicide’ simply by going for a walk and somehow hardly spill a drop of blood from his severed wrists?
little posters and one liner graffiti should be put up all around any routes he takes,conscience prickers,haunting ones.
That would not cross that b astards mind, its just so bitter and twisted…
are the Trolls up yet
Gordon is ever so nice when he smiles.
He warms my cockles.
I think he is unique
some funny people about especially at the Guardian on line poll
Clegg 51%
Brown 30.5%
Cameron 18.5%
Mine you takes all sorts to make a world but i think the Guardian readers go a bit over the top in their blind loyalty to Brown and Labour…FFS
The half-blind leading the blind?
No one bothers reading the Guardian anymore.
It spoils the taste of your chips as well.
It leaves ink all over your arse as well.
Even my budgies refuse to shit on it.
HHHHNNNNGGGG!!! (squirt) A-AAAAARRRRKK!!!
In the land of the blind the One Eyed Son of the Manse is a Hoon.
Not surprising as not many Tory Supporters read the Guardian I would think
It seems only supporters of anti-British authoritarianism read AlGrau’niad.
My Worm people, said ‘try putting some shredded paper in your Wormery.’
So, I got a Goniad, shredded it up, and put it in.
Have you ever seen hundreds of worms limbo-dancing out of a worm-bin? – with their hands up? – shouting ‘Shoot me! For pity’s sake, shoot me!’?
I am a very kind and thoughtful person. Only I would think to leave my mic on for all my good friends in the media, so I can help them to catch every misunderstanding I say. It is the right way to be and the right thing to do. Had I not known it was on I would have swore about that dear old lady Mrs….whats her face.Duffedup.But as you know , and heard I did not swear.That is what they do in America.
‘Fuck it’
The Yanks obviously think Brown is a fucking loser too- at end of the clip. http://tv.gawker.com/5528164/jon-stewart-mocks-the-laughable-tameness-of-british-political-scandals
I suspect that Blair filled them in about Brown in 2007 and I suspect in private they think he’s a total idiot…let’s imagine an open mike in the White House….”Who put me in front of that man ?” ” Sorry, Mr President but he is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdon” “You’re joshing me aint ya ? That’s ridiculous !” ” Was he bad ?” ” He was terrible..a bigot..kept going on about how he saved the world for mankind.Just keep him away from having any private meetings with me in future. OK ?” “Sure thing, Mr President er did you turn your mike off ?” “What ? Oh jesus… fuck it…!”
“You can actually see the moment when his political career leaves his body”
Brilliant! Also listen to the reaction of the audience when they hear what Brown says in the car.
I cried with laughter……. Thanks
Thanks for posting that, my sides hurt now.
Oh Lordy… I’m starting to feel sorry for the man. Yes, I know he’s flushed the nation down the bog but jeez. Give it up, man.
He’ll be giving it up next Friday morning…
We’ll have to prise it from his rigored fingers.
I love the subtitles on the clips of Mrs Duffy – in case the Yanks can’t understand a Rochdale accent. Naw – yer jawkin’….
Do ya think I’m sexy?
http://futilitymonster.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/gordon-brown.jpg
The plot thickens. Al has backed a non runner.
Will anyone rid me of that toublesome woman.
She fucked up the poster launch, with her crap parking.
A boy named Sue.
More like a Jonah named Sue.
http://tv.gawker.com/5528164/jon-stewart-mocks-the-laughable-tameness-of-british-political-scandals
Hilarious satire from Jon Stewart on The Daily Show, making fun of our politics. If he teases Cameron, that is nothing to what he does to Gordon over #bigotgate! Screamingly funny.
click link above to see the video, then click again on the page where it says “Click here” to get to the show.
I’m hungry. Feed me.
Sorry, can’t assist. I ate in the Castle Hotel restaurant as you did in Tamworth in April 1997 where you were campaigning. There was only one other table occupied that evening and I was on it. I heckled you then, so you will know who I am. You ate enough that night to last without food until today.
Ann Clwyd is looking for a 500,000 mile service, see below. Right up your street, or vice versa, I would have thought.
Anyone see the newsclip of Broon at a sports centre,with a young,bare chested gymnast giving a demonstration?
Broon was awestruck at this swiveling young athlete doing his stuff…..complete with Broon murmuring…mmmmmmm.
When the lad demounted..Brown couldn’t take his gleaming eyes off him……..
Fucking homo pervert.
Any of you naughty lads wanna see my fanny flaps? They do pong a bit though, just to warn you.
Let’s go on a caravan holiday together, gorgeous.
Just put on this bridle and pull my caravan.
Poor caravan…
Can’t wait ’til he’s back in the food chain
Please don’t vote me out. This job is all I have. If I lose, I’ll have no reason to live. Vote me out and you’ll have my suicide on your conscience. Could you live with yourself knowing that I killed myself because I lost?
Yes, and much more comfortably…
I’ll get started then
…and take that c.nt Blair, Campbell, Mandelson, Prescott, Balls, with you.
Make my day.
Fancy a shag? I’m very cheap, you know. Don’t forget I supported the invasion of Iraq in return for being made human rights envoy by Tony. I did a splendid job on that.
Just let me finish these pies and I’ll be over lass.
I guess that the deranged and dysfunctional Snottie McTwat is enough to drive anyone to the demon drink, even me…
proof They are clones in different suits
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/
What’s unusual ’bout that? Surely every man does that when he’s letting off a good one?
I am reminded of Shelley’s lines:
An old, mad, blind, despised, and dying king, –
Princes, the dregs of their dull race, who flow
Through public scorn, — mud from a muddy spring, –
Rulers who neither see, nor feel, nor know,
But leech-like to their fainting country cling,
Till they drop, blind in blood, without a blow.
Poor old Gordo!
Pssssst!
Have you heard the one about the non-Christian who daubed on a war memorial “kill Gordon Bruin”?
The judge decided it was a good idea!
funny looking again at the car crash poster launch today
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid75277920001?bclid=75102680001&bctid=82234116001
the writing on the poster must have been done by Gordon with his crayons sometime this week – maybe accounting for him looking as if he was dead at last night’s debate
4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire:
http://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2010/04/jack_straw_face.html
Now they know how many hles it takes to fill the Albert Hall (or was that Parliament?)
Jack Straw apparently guilty of feeding of the 5,000 (except they were Muslims) – treating during the election campaign is worth 1 year in jug – twice the Twitter twat’s potential penalty
4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire:
http://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2010/04/jack_straw_face.html
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall (or was that Parliament?)
Jack Straw apparently guilty of feeding of the 5,000 (except they were Muslims) – treating during the election campaign is worth 1 year in jug – twice the Twitter twat’s potential penalty
“(3) Every elector or his proxy who corruptly accepts or takes any such meat, drink, entertainment or provision shall also be guilty of treating.”
Why not all read it. This was written before the latest craze to make everything unreadable: (Look between 91 and 119.)
http://www.statutelaw.gov.uk/legResults.aspx?LegType=All+Legislation&title=representation+&Year=1983&searchEnacted=0&extentMatchOnly=0&confersPower=0&blanketAmendment=0&TYPE=QS&NavFrom=0&activeTextDocId=2353486&PageNumber=1&SortAlpha=0
Meanwhile, back at the LABOUR BATCAVE the words ‘DOUBLE DIP’ drip ever so gently and sublimely from Labour’s lips.
They already know it’s going to happen.
That’s why they refused and are still refusing to ‘open the books’ to anyone.
We also have 2,581,420 postal votes to sort so we have no time to piss about with the books.
We have a very efficient incenerator just installed ready to cook them books, time set for 0330 hrs BST 7th May 2010. Mandy says not to start any fire unless he gives the word.
We in this cave will be fucking pleased when we can go home and away from these damned bats
We need fewer burkhas and more boiler suits
What amazes me is after all the sleaze, fraud, corruption, troughing, spin and illegal war Bliar was re elected!
Blair the new Gollum.
He seems more like the mouth of Sauron (Mandleson) in my view
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouth_of_Sauron
Mandelslime as Grimer Wormtongue.
sorry Guido but here’s another Brown disaster …..
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5958828/yet-another-brown-disaster.thtml
Did teacher finally manage to get a sight of Brown’s CRB check?
is digital TV sending different pictures to different homes at different times as I got that one at dinner time.
AAAANNND anotherone!
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23829266-now-everyone-has-seen-and-heard-the-true-gordon-brown.do
It just shows he cares, he’s a passionate man.
At least, that’s the line that’s spun when his true character emerges from the bunker.
gordons ghost gets off
http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/2200/career.png
THE FIRST CAR CRASH TODAY
I have just seen on Sky the first car crash
Mandelscum had just started to kiss Grodoom’s bum when
Booooooom
The timing was PERFECT (and it was a Labour supporter who crashed!)
I would have paid thousand of pounds to organise this
The Police and everyone rushed to the scene of the accident
Leaving the Lord High Liar in Chief alone with his mike…
Even in a Brazilian film they could not have done it better
There is a God…
God moves in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform.
A Labour supporter who was:
a.) Obviously Speeding in a built up area, judging by the damage to the front end he was doing at least 40+ in what seemed to be a 30 MPH zone.
b.) Obviously undertaking, after all if he had been overtaking the dustcart he would have crashed into the support columns for the flyover.
What needs to be looked at is the phone records for this particular Labour supporter and see if he was using his phone at the time and check to see if he has a handsfree device for use with it.
Other than that I would say that really he wasn’t paying due care and attention which is also an offence and really he should have the book thrown at him, and doubly so for admitting he was a Labour supporter.
I thought I saw on some news or other that the dustcart driver was so busy heckling Gordon that he drifted and clipped the car.
You can’t even drive past the man without avoiding catastrophe.
The site is as slow as a Cameron attack
Oh its you fucking up this site is it, my browser is doing dial up speed because of you, you little twat.
Pack it in
And it’s getting slower, i thought it didn’t affect Chrome, but it does, whatever the fuck it is.
Possible DOS attack by Zanu?
Guido this is costing us money, we get £1.50 for each comment and today this one troll has made £17.50 all day.
Get your finger out, I thought you are on the side of the small entrapenure
I had that about half an hour before this post: chrome, opera, and firefox (FF with ad and flashblock activated) all affected. Only browser that worked was lynx, and even that was slower than normal. My my, someone’s getting *very* worried out there!
222 “small entrapenure”. So that’s who set him up in Rochdale, a small entrapenure! Just wait ’til we get a BIG ENTRAPENURE.
Martin Day is now calling on every progressive voter to back the Labour candidate wherever Labour can win. But if Labour stands no chance against the Tory candidate it makes sense that the best placed progressive candidate is backed by every progressive voter.
The key issue now is denying the Tories outright power, but in doing so recognising that power is likely to be shared. However much the parties have converged on the same space, and however much people have been disappointed by Labour in government, clear differences still exist between progressives and the Tories. Clearly the best hope of progressive politics, of something better than this, lies first in keeping the Tories out. Only then can we start the process of building a new politics in which greater democracy, equality and sustainability take us on the journey to the good society
Progressive = fantasist. You will never give up till reality comes knocking on your door which is when the money runs out and the state you so love goes bust.
The only thing that seems to be progressive is your mental illness.
So is this DEFCON 1 you’re moving to now?
After reviewing your case notes I am going to increase your medication. Your delusions are becoming more disturbing and more frequent. In short, sir, you are mad.
Guido. Straw. Crosshair time
Bliar, Brown & Campbell. The loony left.
You forgot Lord Fondelbum.
.The site is as slow as a Cameron attack
Speaking of people swaying on TV, see Sarah Brown in this short clip, swaying like she’s pissed with here eyes all over the place.
The video is high quality so it is best viewed full screen:
Tell-tale signs of a battered wife, you know.
Anybody would think she’s married to someone who is totally bonkers.
Is that the Mini factory? If it is, BMW are fucked!
Its a very mini factory…now.
See what you mean looks like the Mr & Mrs Ceauşescu moment just before the populace stormed the Palace then dragged them outside and shot them.
Look at the way she nervously side glances at the camera and also watch how Brown grips his right arm tighly with his left while speaking.
Also the 16th century body armour worn by Sarah, no doubt borrowed* (*much against Gordon’s Presbyterian principles) from the Royal Armouries, or is it a deliberately staged photo-op implying you are in the presence of King Arthur and Queen Guinevere.
Is she medically qualified?
This is at British Aerospace at Filton.
The hunky bloke in the red tie behind Gordoom is the local gay Labour candidate.
261 ‘the local gay Labour candidate.’ Is there any other kind?
She looks like she is trying to get help, serruptitiosly (spell) and like she is in fear for her life.
Either that or they pumped her full of drugs.
Very unsavoury.
Does anyone know exactly what she was promised or paid to take over as the Great Leaders beard?
House Members Call for Criminal Investigation Into Goldman Sachs After Senate Hearing
http://www.truthout.org/house-members-call-criminal-investigation-into-goldman-sachs-after-senate-hearing59037
Yes and then it will come to London and the back stabbers will do the same to each other. time ticks
I’m getting my eye in now.
Aaaand I’m gettin the beersh in (hic)
The New Look Blairs :
Hit The Stumps In A Last Ditch Attempt To Save Gordon Brown !
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/ugly-people-359.htm
Bingle Email Blames Bungling Tories
I said a prayer last night to St Jude the patron saint of hopeless cases but I doubt that even he will know what to do about the Tory Party campaign.
Something is happening with the electorate. A YouGov poll showing the Lib Dems in the lead is astonishing. Perhaps the public anger with MPs over their expenses and the banking crisis will result in the body politic being smashed to bits. What was true on Friday may not be true any longer.
The stakes are now very high. If David Cameron does not become PM on 6/7th May the electoral system will be changed. The first past the post system will be abolished and there will not be a Tory government for a very long time if ever again. Perhaps John Major will go down in history as the last Tory PM.
This is the most inept Tory campaign in living memory
Good effort, Troll.
Site has been very slow tonight, I have reloaded browser and cleared cache. Wonder if TaT’s lot are attempting a denial-of-service attack? Any one else had the same symptoms?
In the Police and Justice Act 2006, the United Kingdom specifically outlawed denial-of-service attacks and set a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison. Wouldn’t stop Labour trying! They would just say, “Oh sorry, mistake!”
It’s been doing this for days. If you checked some of the many previous comments on this issue then you’d know the problem is solved by switching to Chrome.
No it wasn’t. Only lynx worked, and that’s a text only browser.
Safari seems ok
Yes since about 6.00pm
I would defo go for a DDOS, I know what they are like as I have done some with my bots
Glad to hear it. I thought it was my bellows-powered ancient laptop.
Slower than usual, for sure. It’s been an intermittent problem for about a week, and one thing that really seem to slow things down is the appearance of the Orange advert. The site seems to behave more normally when it isn’t showing – Gawd knows why, though.
Isn’t there a way – didn’t AC1 once post a link – of blocking the ads? I’m a techno fumble-fingers so it would have to be idiot-proof.
flash block,but it’s not the ads. once the site loads it’s ok.it’s when you post it takes 3 minutes to do it. That tells me it’s incoming stuff to Guidos server, and that says DDOS
it would fit in with labours IT skills, got a few bots but not enough to complete the job.seems to be ok now anyway
Agree completely, Botnet.
I agree too. *pretends to understand*
Ad block pro i believe, i think it’s for Firefox browser only, i could be wrong.
AC1 is around somewhere, ask him.
Web developer can be used to remove anything you don’t want, but i think that’s Firefox too.
Available for chrome too.
Right, ta… I’ll try it when I’m back at work so I can brave the tech bloke’s basement if it all goes horribly wrong.
Eh? Modded for what?
“Noscript” add-on for firefox does the trick, no ads, no popups, choose what you want and don’t want – and it’s free.
You can pick it up at Mozilla, under firefox add-ons.
And no I don’t have Mozilla shares, nor do I work for them. I’ve tried most of what’s available and this is the best yet.
Hi ar-moniker !
i was on,
i left and it took me three restarts and 3/4 of an hour to get back on
I am sure the bastards are at him. Wouldn’t it be great if we could get them RED-handed?
Thanks for all the comments! The ads slow things a bit but this is of altogether a different order altogether. I use Firefox normally but I have tried on other browsers with the same symptoms.
Yeh i’m on firefox
my start up has been slow for about 12 months now
but usually once i’m on it’s fine !
why do you keep talking to yourself you nutter
heres a little trick. Click run and my computer right click c: and go to properties,click tools.then on error checking click check now. you will be told the disk is in use but it can be checked during the next boot agree to it. Sorts lots of shit out.
Says the spastic crackhead name copying multi posting ,own post answering fucking billy no mates piss soaked tramps knacker sack
Apparently I may have set off a RED herring! Site is video heavy at present but we should still watch out. Botnet has got it about right. I still suspect that foul play is possible. And I do so want someone to go to jail from the 13 years of suffering we have endured. Maybe I’m not the only one …..
PB posters imply Guardian is backing Limp Dims and not Labour – cue for fights over the water cooler.
The Guardian has come out for the Liberals:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/apr/30/the-liberal-moment-has-come
Seen through that one. It’s a tactical vote for Labour. Leopards don’t change spots.
Who would you rather have backing your party:
5 million Sun readers or 200 thousand Grauniad wankers.
You mean Sun viewers.
Dave was a bit better the Clegg in the debates we all previously pretended were meaningless.
Dave’s won the Election!
He’d never lost it, IMHO.
IMHO. No wait, that one of them whadyamacallits, Facts.
It’s first past the post you fucking moron.
over me ‘ead son
Whooosh!
(flapflapflap) SQUWAAAARRRKKH!!! BALDIE!!!
That’s not pissed. I know pissed. Stupid. Delusional yes.
Don’t grasp at straws when there are bales out there.
Police to investigate claims of postal vote fraud in council poll
http://beta.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/news/Police-investigate-claims-postal-vote-fraud-council-poll/article-2080561-detail/article.html
Who is the fat bastard who does the Guy News video?
but what i say to you is this gordon has done another good day of campaigning today notwithstanding the fact he looks like a corpse however I blame the tory press for that and he will lead us to victory I am sure of that and you know I am not into class war but what i will say about clegg and cameron is that they are a couple of public school ponces though it does have to be acknowledged that clegg and cameron have better looking wives I mean I would I’ve never had a bit of posh crumpet but I can just imagine a prezza sandwich with those two it’s rock n roll nite in the bar tonight I’ll be there having a knees up scampi in the basket and a good grope
The prezza camp don’t like it up ‘em, do they?
You want some! ya fookin booger!
Scampi in a basket?, I av ‘an battered basking shark and that’s just for starters.
Gordo and I are sharing a 69 Id have you know at this very moment
Brown on Paxman tonight !
Looks like paxo gives him a really rough ride
paxo can see right through the c*nt !
Don’t lay money on him giving Brown a hard time – old habits die hard,,,
Clegg was nearly a better Dave than Brown was a worse Clegg than Dave nearly was
IT’S the rest of the world’s fault according to Brown
he tell’s Paxo that in his Harvard speech in 1998 he told the world that the banking crisis was comming
he tried to persuade America
but they wouldn’t listen !
it’s on at 8.30pm BBC1
Shut that door.
http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2009/time_100_influence/gordon_brown.jpg
Did you have to?
what a gay day!
Oh my gawd…Nick Griffin on Sky doesn’t have a clue about the level of national debt!!!!
..and openly admits it.
I can’t recall him being so stupid before…..bigoted ,yes…..but not completely and utterly brainless.
Climate change levy going to India and China….Boulton asks how he gets to that..dunno!
Do you know how much the national debt is? We have it in this cave with oders to burn the book on the morning of may 7.
Ask Dave if he knows, I bet he doesnt know either.
I would say it is near to 2 trillion based on the US of 12 trillion,the UK consumed a lot
No-one but the few like PM + chancer of excheqr know – even at an election no-one else is informed. The other parties can only make informed judgment based upon what the govt choose to disclose. How can any party other than the one in govt draw up a detailed manifesto base on such ‘economical’ disclosures. Which points all the more to the debt being of such a size, unknowm or otherwise, even the govt is not prepared to declare the extent of the prob lest the montary authorities and markets react ‘inappropriately’. Oh and the electorate needn’t know cos they would never understand
So the electorate is being asked to trust the politicians while the politicians are unwilling to trust the electorate. So much for accountability – it is beyond a nanny state and in whose interest is the state being run.
Do politicians think they are the fount of all knowledge and know what is best for the country?
In whose interest are they really acting?
The national debt, the real national debt has been so well disguised by the prime mentalist that nobody truly knows the gigantic mountain of debt the UK is mired in, from PFI to Mugabanomics the mental one is the only person who really knows the truth and he aint tellin!
Its going to take a full scale forensic examination of the UK government finances by the incoming regime and even then it might take months or even years to untangle the mess that Broon has left behind.
BTW the climate change fraud is heaping billions of borrowed money into the pockets of the Chinese and Indians to bribe them into accepting the carbon trading scam, in real terms the climate change levy is just a way of transfering money to the third world and our direct economic competitors. Quite how building up other nations while smashing our own industrial society and building windfarms, the most expensive and least efficient form of electricity yet devised, we may as well just throw train loads of cash money into a Drax station boilers.
Nick Griffin was simply telling the truth as he knows it and I for one would rather have the unvarnished truth than a lying liblabcon fraudster using the language of the political serpent.
You may have missed the scandal of an Indian firm called TATA closing down a UK steel mill transfering production and jobs to India AND benefiting to the tune a a goodly few hundred million quid and all because of the carbon trading fraud, our workers get thrown on the scrapheap and India rakes in the cashola, they must be pissing themselves at our expense because we pay them handsomely to steal our industry away.
In a few days the electorate will decide if they agree with Nick or not.
A TAT is voting B*NP
he always was a stupid c’unt
Thanks for that cassandra, Griffin speaks the truth and these days thats a rare thing in a politician.
“Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.”
Orwell
I conducted an unscientific survey in Marks & Spencer this afternoon and everyone I asked said they were voting for the party who will stop immigration = Honestly absolutement true
He has my vote.
If we get a hung parliament and PR then the B&P could well hold the balance of power in a coalition government next time round. They can force tough action on immigration just like the Northern League did in Italy.
But you’ll be in Thailand with your Ladyboy you stupid cun’t
You don’t even understand what the BRITISH in B&P means you cretin
Hahahahahahahaha!!
I can still vote as an ex-pat as can all the ex-pats around the world. Under PR every vote will count and mean more seats for the B&P. We took 2 seats off Old Liebore in the Euros last June.
Do keep up old boy. Tick tock tick tock
http://twitter.com/charliewhelan
the first tweet here is very funny “it’s ordinary working folk who will suffer” – what a twat
Like Charlie ‘Thug’ Whelan would know about ordinary working folk.
Would that be the same Charlie Working Class Whelan who flies up to his house on a Scottish isle at the weekends?
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/individuals/fgcat-benefitsinkind.shtml
This is the law on Expenses for small business owners, Law made for us by Brown and Blair whilst concocting the special Rules for House of Commons Members Expenses
At the sharp end, it means if I employ a white van man, and allow him to take the van home at night (this is not an allowable expense), he pays extra tax, the company pays extra National Insurance. It does not matter that it makes more sense to set off on his deliveries from home, he should make his own way to work to collect the van, or a benefit in kind is incurred.
Apparently Gordon Brown formulated these rules (company directors and those in employment earning £8500 per annum or more), whilst also formulating the rules for MPs expenses, and simultaneously warning the Americans of an impending financial meltdown
The man must be a genius
Bad Al Sways, Opinion?
nah, should be Bad Al Swings
He does “swing” i believe
Both ways !
We are all swingers here I’d have you know- we do the occasional Brazilian as well of course.
Sarah To Divorce Brown after election !
Sarah brown has told a friend that she will leave gordon after the election
the reason she says is that gordon has a bizzar sexual perversion
she said when he gets aroused he makes me stick my tongue up his nose
and flick his glass eye out
then he makes me lick his brain through the hole
all this whilst he is wearing a large nappy and soiling himself !
Now that we know we’re completely and utterly stuffed and stand no chance of forming the next government I must ask all staff to report for shredding duties at the treasury, the home office and other govt departments. This will be on a continuous 24 hour rota lasting right up until the removal vans start to arrive. Number 10 shredders will need their special security clearance documents due to the sensitivity of the materials to be destroyed.
Tony Blair has a spare one
he has no further use for
as he shredded all his two years ago
well, fuck me, it’s been another hard week and I’m knackered.
think I’ll just sit down, put my feet up, open a bottle of Robert Mugabe Pinot Noir 1997-2008 and r e l a x
have a good bank holiday weekend suckers
Sarah Run Us A “Big-ot” Bath !
and make sure you minging feet don’t get near it
Whatever you do don’t pick up a copy of the Grauniad!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/apr/30/the-liberal-moment-has-come
The sunday times and the telegraph
have said they back the conservatives !
surprising no-one
Hooooooowwwwwll! (thud)
Is Campbell wearing Harry Hill’s shirt?
Ha! Yes I wondered about those huge lapels.
Not properly ironed either- just can’t get the staff these days.
For what it’s worth, the guardian has just endorsed the libdems, another nail in gord’s coffin!
Rats,ships sinking,oh dear.
http://tv.gawker.com/5528164/jon-stewart-mocks-the-laughable-tameness-of-british-political-scandals
Someone has probably already posted jon stewart’s american send up of the debates and gordon’s gaffe over Mrs Duffy. But its worth watching again .
Very Funny!!
He’s always worth watching.
Watching NuLabor disintegrate is the best entertainment in years. First there was the Elvis debacle then we had bigotgate closely followed by Al the wino. I’m thinking to myself it looks like one huge car crash and then what do they do? Go and lay on a real car crash at the poster launch. I’m on the edge of my seat I can’t wait to see what they have lined up for tomorrow. A spontaneously combusting Jack Straw perhaps?
Was Hattie Hatemenperson driving the car?
She was doing her bit for public transport and decided to take the bus, unfortunately she took out the bus stop as well.
if comrade jack does combust it will be because inspector knacker’s handcuffs have produced enough friction on his wrists to ignite his cologne…….been feeding too many free nans (bread not awkward pensioners) to his constituents has little jacky……..still the justice minister breaching the representation of the people act dosn’t really matter….does it?
after all that Dave is STILL looking at a Hung Parliament so brilliant is he
Now THAT’S hilarious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
The Dumb and Dumber of British Politics will be making us laugh for 6 days yet
Poor old BBC, the newspaper of choice for Cocaine addicts has decided to ‘cum out for Clegg’
So expect to see Clegg bigged up over the next few days at the BBC.
They’ll push for Clogg in the hope of a hung parliament that we all know will mean a disasterous Lib Lab pact.
Bookies: party to win
Conservative win 1/8 on
Lib-Dumbs 16/1
Labour !8/2
From William Hill
the odds on a Hung Parliament – 8/11 on
Most seats
Conservative Party 1/7
Labour Party 5/1
Liberal Democrat Party 12/1
7.52 pm Bookie on sky news as per 296
Campbell is an amateur.
Countdown to Brown v Paxo. I’ll be watching through my fingers from behind the sofa.
Where? Serious question.
I’ve looked though my radio dancing on x factor utterly rubbish times that he buys but can find no sign of said meltdown.
Eh?
A question answers a question.
You’ve been watching too many leaders debates. You have,haven’t you? Yes or no?
Er… BBC1 at half eight?
I think it is here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/8655422.stm
Cheers,busted.
It’s already been filmed – wonder when?
Hmmm… post Duffygate.
likely, another car crash
I am not sure I can watch it…a broken man being mauled…not a pretty sight.
Will Paxo stuff Brown?
BBC have decided to go Lib Dem to save their license fee…
So Paxo will be out of job if he does not follow Pravda instructions and screw Brown…
Will we see Brown blubbering like the last time ?!
He tried to give him a hard but let brown repeat his mantra’s without interruption too much.
At the same time I think Brown is damaging himself every time he opens his mouth.
Being a pacifist it surprises me that I just want to smash in Browns face in every time he opens his gob.
Sorry for the chippiness dark blog. I’m in Scotland so I get DIY SOS. I kid you not.
The Beeboids only allow us Jocks a little peak at political stuff. This is obviously no interest to us Labour voting proles.
No worries.
Correction to above. Just watched it.
I’m feeling quite ill.
It’s being shown again on Newsnight now.
Guardian are supporting Lib Dems – OFFICIAL
ID cards,corruption,lies,nothing has fazed the Guardian’s love for Brown and his mates maybe they see the future and the future for them is a big zero without goverment advertising and polly perkins from Tuscany what has she spouted about this catastrophe.
Vile,smug bitch.
She played at being a farmer just like Humperty of Toady.
Both failed. Boo fucking hoo.
If the Mirror changes tack, you’ll know Labour are finished.
Toilets having a nervous breakdown perhaps?
Like Alky Campbell ?
How fucked are Labour:-
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Guardian-Newspaper-Backs-The-Liberal-Democrats-In-Editorial/Article/201004415623333?lpos=Politics_First_Poilitics_Article_Teaser_Regi_0&lid=ARTICLE_15623333_Guardian_Newspaper_Backs_The_Liberal_Democrats_In_Editorial
The Nu Labour Ponzi FRAUD of 13 years has finally collapsed
A disgrace to Britain and to the world…
Britain on its knees according to the Governor of the Bank of England…
And the grinning fraud Blair is still making millions out of prostituting the position of Prime Minister of the Britain he ruined..
There will be JUSTICE…
Times are backing Tories. It’s official.
You/gov for the Sun
Con 34%
Glib-Dumbs 28%
Lie-Bore 28%
BROWN FINISHED – GUARDIAN COMING OUT FOR LIB DEMS
Shame on you Sir Shite and Polly
You have covered up Nu Labour’s years of crime, fraud and lies and kissed their arses…you Omerta has been deafening…
Now you back the choir boy Cleggie ??!
You want what is left of Britain to go down the shitter as well ???
anyone got the footage of that hag attacking Gorgon over her grankid not being allowed in school during his visit
The Guardian has indeed come out for the LibDems and it appears the beeb is going in the same direction.
It won’t be because they think the libdems can win – it will be because they think if more people vote that way labour can sneak back in albeit with a hung parliament.
This is all about the guardian and beeb doing their bit for labour not switching allegiances.
Proof, if it were needed, that the beeb is not impartial despite being funded by our license fee.
The beeb is protecting it’s troughing and the guardian needs labour in power to keep all those government job adverts/advertising revenue coming.
Nothing like rats deserting a sinking ship…
Turncoat bastards
Nell is right and I support this post
I don’t know, watching the coverage for the last few days on the Beeb, its not just been pro Clegg, its been showing Brown as an idiot (not hard) and you can hear the disdain in the newsreaders voices when they say his name, that they normally reserve for Cameron.
They banked the house on him and even then he fucked it, now they can hitch their star to Clegg in return for the license fee.
IT’S A CONSPIRACY !!! Wibble! Wibble! WHOOOP! WHOOOP!
Fucking paranoid nutters
realpolitik, dear chap. Do keep up.
Only Labour moves up a point
YouGov – the Sun Apr 30 Apr 29
CONSERVATIVES 34% 34%
LIB DEMS 28% 28%
LABOUR 28% 27%
Those who were expecting big polling changes following the final debate will be disappointed. In the latest YouGov daily poll the Tories remain at their pre-Bigotgate 34% with both Labour and the LDs on 28%.
I think that the Team Blue will find it slightly deflating not to be making the progress that last night’s performance by Cameron might have suggested. A 34 point share is less than one point up on what Michael Howard got in 2005.
So not a lot of movement. Nothing seems to have changed.
http://www6.politicalbetting.com/
Remember, it isn’t Dave’s fault and it definitely isn’t Eric Pickles fault either.
We will see what happens on monday
after the news papers announce their allegiance
to the tories and glib-dumbs
still time for mandelson to remove brown
and install a millitwat for damage limitation
or brown to step aside for the good of the party
i’ve said it before
what odds would i get ?
What part of Brown going mental on the campaign and last night being the final debate didn’t you get ? That’s it chum. There is no more.
The Sun’s been out for Cameron months and is the biggest selling paper in Britain. The result ? Dave’s numbers kept tanking.
After all that the public just don’t trust Dave even though they think Brown’s a complete mong.
You’re fucked.
On Monday there will be three days left to the election.
Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday – which is Election day.
So you got a fucking calender for christmas
good lad well done
Awwww… he’s going to start crying
Hahahahaha!!
Labour have dropped 2 points at the vote from the polls in every general election for 30 years.
Think they will finish on 24%
Look boys
Be careful with me
I will be powerful again now with friends like Cleggie…
ROFL
Watch you arse Sir Michael
Whelan, Balls, Prescott and all the Zanu Labour hooligans will come after you now….you know, all those who you covered up for for years….
clik clegg clik clik cam clik clegg
Clunk
click every trip.
I wonder if now that the Guardian and Pravda have come out in support of the lib dims, paxo will feel free to rip broon’s scrotum off and use it as a teabag?
That is one cuppa I do not want to sample.
What’s the difference between Kevin Maguire and General Custer?
Moustache.
Paxo’s tone sounds like a doctor speaking to someone having a breakdown…
And that would be because….
Like watching two toads about to mate.
Paxo giving him a tough grilling on immigration….the rictus grin has appeared….
Brown “we have a lower proportion of non-british citizens than anywhere else in the world”
No shit!
He’s in “global” blame mode now.
He just claimed to have invented stautory regulation of financial services – SIB anyone?
“Jeremy,this is ridiculous”…hmmmm….didn’t we hear that about Mrs Duffy?
Cam wants me to sign some kind of contract with him, but I have to say I’m a bit reluctant.
Although he’s a regular guy and certainly has staying power and charisma of sorts, I don’t feel he’s let us know what we’re in for, and as such I’m not sure he will have a mandate to do what needs to be done.
Therefore I still feel the best election result would be a coalition of the wankers ie the LAb~Dems. This will enable dear old Gillian Duffy and her sort, who want someone to fix the DEBT but also want more bennies, less taxes, and always vote Labour, to witness them all totally implode.
Just one small drawback, whatever is left of the English Nation will get it in the neck too.
Con-Lib coalition is just as possible
True but that just makes me want to emigrate (too late) or put money into anything other than Sterling (not that easy) to avoid the coming Total Meltdown.
I mean can you imagine St. Cable really getting to grips with anything.
Advice from Merv King: vote for the party you hate most and watch them collapse as they try to clean up the Brownian dung heap.
Is Brown going to lamp Pax?
Hope so – the final meal of the condemned man…
This is what the last liberal in power did
No Chancellor of the Exchequer in modern times has ever had to raise so much money for the necessities of the country. The objects for which this new taxation is imposed are not challenged by any party in the land. The budget therefore inflicts no gratuitous burdens on the community.
We want more money in order to strengthen the Navy, so as to keep our shores free from any possible invader; to provide pensions that will give comfort to a million men and women in their declining years; and to carry out many a long- desired and long-promised plan of social reform to redeem the people from anxieties and sufferings that are now so greviously oppressing them.
First, the budget will relieve the rates which press so hard on many people. Second, it will provide money for dealing with unemployment. Third, it will establish a fund to assist in developing to the full the resources of our own country so that men and women may be enabled to secure a comfortable and decent living on the land.
This fund will be devoted to the reclamation of waste, the encouragement of smallholdings, the improvement of livestock, the promotion of coperative efforts among farmers and smallholders, the establishment of rural transport so that produce may be carried more quickly and more cheaply to market, the planting of large areas of waste land with timber, the setting of chemists and experts in agricultural colleges, work to discover and teach new and improved methods of feeding stock and growing crops and generally help in enabling people to make the most of their own country.
Fourth, it raises from the motor car a large yearly income to make our roads safer and to make them freer from the nuisance of dust. Finally by leaving agricultural land and smallholdings absolutely intact it will at last compel the great landlords to contribute to the community a fair share of that increased value of their land which the community not their own exertions created.
I am one of the children of the people. I was brought up amongst them and I know their trials and their troubles. I therefore determined in framing the budget to add nothing to the anxieties of their lot, but to do something towards lightening those they already bear with such patience and fortitude.
No necessity of life will be dearer or more difficult to get owing to the budget. On the other hand, out of the money raised by taxing superfluity, funds will be established to secure honourable sustenance for the deserving old and to assist our great benefit societies in making adequate provision for sickness and infirmity and against a poverty which comes to the widows and orphans of those who fall in the battle of industry. This is the plan, this the purpose of this government. We mean to achieve these aims whoever stands in the way.
BBC 1 PAXO Ripping Brown a new one !
Brown is dying on his chair!! what a tosser. what a coward and a liar.
Tractor Stat onslaught
The hugely funny part of the Guardian/BBC turning their coats from Labour to Lib Dem will be when the Lib Dems form a coalition with the Tories…
Where will they go then ???!!!
Snookered I would say…
So there we have it..we do not have enough trained sheepshearers in this country..thus we have had to allow immigrant skilled sheepshearers in.
Brown with Paxo.
Oddly enough, that’s true. However, we don’t need a million sheepshearers.
So long as they stick to shearing. There’s too much rock around the flock going on here already. And a shortage of wellies.
Odd thing is how Brown and co. are anxious to suggest immigration is falling and will be DEALT WITH. If it was such a good thing, as they tell us, surely they should want more of it? They sound a tad confused on this issue, poor souls.
Paxo could drive him over the edge tonight. The meds are no longer working….
Brown is falling apart on Paxman right now. He is worse than I’ve ever seen him before alternating between, Frankie Howerd, Larry Grayson, and the Incredible Hunk having a temper tantrum.
The man is completely deranged.
i saw bits of this on the BBC earlier it’s fucking wonderfull !
waffle gurn waffle gurn waffle,waffle gurn gurn
are you packed yet Gordon ?
He’s on a roller coaster ride with all those uppers and downers they’ve stuffed down his gob.
“Jeremy – I don’t think you understand the real world..” – coming from brown that’s a corker.
‘IT STARTED IN AMERICA.’ Hahahahahahahahaha!
are you not sure it is a look-a-like parrot!
Brown to Paxman: “The trouble Jeremy is you’re not living in the real world”
Priceless!!
It all started in America, can’t this fucking twat come up with a new excuse?
Yes.
‘It wasn’t my fault.’
‘You’re too thick to understand what I’m saying.’
‘I was too busy saving the world.’
‘You’re a bigot in granny’s clothing.’
Jesus McMong really is fucking bonkers!!! How can anyone think of voting for this nut job?
28% seem to like him.
global global global….
Balls getting booed according to Guido.
Check it out
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:_3grSOfNO8IJ:archbishop-cranmer.blogspot.com/2008/05/how-gordon-brown-really-went-down-in.html+Gordon+Brown+harvard+speech+1998&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&client=firefox-a
Embarrassing in the extreme….Brown is simply not making any sense.
“No Boom and Bust was only about inflation”
Cringeworthy.
Hmm …..
When risk rises, interest rates should rise……surely this is the safety valve which stops the pressure cooker exploding
McDoom admits he promoted low interest rates to abolish boom and bust
Oh look, if interest rates are low we can borrow like there’s no tomorrow……
Unbelievable bad interview with Brown. The man is lying furiously, grinning, getting furious, giggling, accusing…….
Paxman looks genuinely concerned that he is dealing with a madman who may attack him at any minute.
It’s all the fault of the Private Sector that won’t invest,
Gosh, I wonder why that is.
Brown is totally finished after this Paxman programme. He is completely fucking mad.
you said that last night
He was mad last night and he’s still mad tonight.
Oh, and he’s still finished particularly after that cars crash with Paxo.
Car crash interview with McNutter and Paxo…great entertainment!
“It started in America you know…”
“I tried to warn the world but would they listen…”
[Cue more made up on the hoof tractor stats..]
Nurse. Nurse! Where’s the fucking Nurse!!!!!
The fuckin’ nutcase keeps saying that inequality..and just about everything else..will improve over the next few years.
Well,arsehole….why has it taken 13 years for you to promise to do something in the future?
Until the twin elephants in the room (Europe and Immigration) are fully addressed the B&P will grow from strength to strength. It’s as inevitable as night follows day. Liebore will lose their core vote to the B&P, even more so under PR.
The LibLabCon will have no choice but to pull us out of the EU and start repatriating immigrants. They can start with the benefit scroungers, then those taking british jobs. The only immigrants who should be allowed to stay are the wealthy business owners and their families. Other countries such as Australia adopt a similar system.
Spot on!
I’m staggered that the war hasn’t been mentioned at all during the campaign.
Hundreds of soldiers needlessly slaughtered in this illegal war and it doesn’t even merit a fucking mention. Must be dreadful for the servicemen and their families.
fighting terrorism..labour let out the worlds worst terrorist
stopping the taliban…they are allowing sharia law in this country..
don’t tell the soldiers
don’t worry their friends and families won’t forget the truth in the real world.
Pax must have thought he was on Fantasy Island – Islo brumo – population: 1
this is what you get when he is not surrounded by his bullies
a quivering bloke !
Or got that ugly mad bag he’s married to prodding him in the back
Excuse me !! I hope you’re not referring to me ??
Cuts to 31 December 2010 are Bad
Cuts from 1 January 2011 are Good
What a total Moron, Vernon Coleman was right
Notice how the one eyed idiot keeps going on and on so as to try to stop Paxo getting a word in.
Brown: gurning, angry, giggling, peevish, spiteful, lying, threatening. This really is car crash time.
After a good start Paxman now seems to be frightened of him and has backed right off and is trying to placate him.
Awful to think that this deranged megalomaniac is prime minister.
Think paxo was ‘walking a fine line’ unlike the interviewee who was on the wrong side of it. The approach of Paxman did appear to change at a point where I seemed to read the body language of Bruin that he was about to get up and leave but thought better of it. It was the right interviewer for the job in any event and managed to keep it going. Now would you like someone like that with partial control the nuke deterrent never mind the economics of the country?
Littlejohn has it right about Brown….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1269918/ELECTION-2010-Gordon-Brown-hates-everybody–Labour-voters-included.html
Grodon is totally unhinged.
BTW why are they in a multi story car park
Or is it just one of the many unnoccupied offices, thanks to Broon
Maybe one of the New AlJabeeba Palaces
This is like Frank Bruno against Jimmy Crankie
a total mismatch !
Brown keeps changing from mincing, coy, girlie Gordon to mad, angry, threatening Gordon:
Brown: “Oh Jeremy, you’re such a tease, I can’t possibly tell you that” (giggle)
Paxman “Answer the question”
Brown “Look, be quiet!! you don’t know what you’re talking about!!!”
Paxman “Sorry”
Brown “You’re such a lovely man Jeremy, such a sweet boy” (giggles girlishly)
Two car crashes in one day !!!
Anyone would think I’m jinxed !
This is what happens when you piss the old gods of these Islands off. An unelected dux bellorum, whoever heard of such a thing!
Paxman – “What about the housing budget, are you going to cut that too, if so by how much?”
Brown – “Er I think…housing, housing, housing is essentially a private sector activity, lets be honest about this, housing, hosing is essentially a private sector activity…”
Bet that one won’t be going on any of the leaflets in labour strongholds.
I think you will find that most if not all council housing has been given away to private companies !
the Uddin family have at least one of the London boroughs
Foreigners from Asia and Africa are given priority for housing, benefits etc over British ex-servicemen. Because it’s the right thing to do.
did you say labour strongholds? You’re having a laugh
This truly is a strange country now.
Can you imagine any other world leader, past or present, who could look so bonkers,
But this is our Prime Minister and the best person the Labour Party could find to lead them, and us.
Yes it did start in America
they took one look at that C*unt and thought
this will be like selling sand to the arabs
Funnily enough, we used to do that. British Industrial Sand used to sell foundry sand to firms in Suadi. Don’t know if they still do.
Paxman bottled it. He had the appalling Brown reeling on the ropes for 20 minutes. It even looked like Brown was going to either burst into tears, storm off, or attack Paxo. Then Paxman completely backed off and let Brown just waffle on interrupted, lying through his teeth without contradiction for the last 10 minutes.
BBC licence payers should get their money back.
Paxman did end by letting him off the hook but Brown was absolutely bloody awful. He was all over the place, from mad, to bad, to simpering.
He is finished.
Whatever happened to the Seekers, so much better than all that Abba crap that followed.
They’re being treated badly by gang masters. I’m the only one prepared to tackle the problem.
I’ve got a theory.
One of McRuin’s close protection officers has his handgun loaded with tranquillizer darts, just in case he finally tips over the edge and goes for someone. That’s why Paxo spent so much time leaning back – to stay out of line of fire. It’s also why he went easy. Didn’t want to risk tipping the one-eyed mong over, getting attacked, and then being colateral damage as the darts flew.
They think it’s all over. It is now.
Applying such factors as the hung parliament paradox ( the more talk of a hung parliament the less likely), the ‘shy Tory’ factor, and the fact that the worst poll for Labour is always the most accurate, Dave has finally sealed the deal.
Campbell to reporter on ITN News at 10:
” I don’t give a damn about your polls”.
But , irony of ironies, as has been pointed out elsewhere, the next Government whatever, WILL have to start shredding non-jobs in the public sector. Maybe Gordon’s convinced me, I really should vote Labour and get another 5 Years (fugitive from a change gang).
Applying such factors as “I’m pretending all the polls are wrong because I’m a deranged deluded fuckwit” the fact is any poll always points to a Tory landslide in my head. Dave has finally sealed the deal by staying exactly where he is firmly in hung parliament territory after Bigotgate and the finale debate with 5 days left.
They think he’s certifiable. He is now.
Oh my life…They couldn’t be more muddled if they tried.
Multiple spun messages emerge from Labour central HQ
Gordo’ misunderstands Mrs Duffy, thinking she said f**king immigrants thus:-
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/04/30/pm-thought-gillian-had-said-f-word-115875-22222307/
Gordo’ himself says to Paxman, that he thought she wanted to expel all foreign students!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8655429.stm?ls
Oh and, this is MY take on the whole sorry affair!
http://s17.photobucket.com/albums/b88/dripfed/?action=view¤t=Gordonsgaffe.flv
Alcy Campbell is a typical Burnley fan,boorish gobshite living in the past.He’ll be a Man United fan again soon now his inbred football team have been relegated.
God, he reminds me of my young nephew after a hard day of beverages and smokes at the Notting Hill Carnival. I’m just surprised he didn’t mention that the founder of YouGov, Nadhim Zahawi, is standing in a safe Tory seat, Stratford-on-Avon – though he did step down as chief exec before his campaign.