April 30th, 2010

Balls Booed at Hustings as Castration Strategy Hurts

Ed Balls is fighting for his electoral survival in Morley and Outwood, the new constituency into which he was parachuted with the connivance of Gordon Brown. It has only dawned on the arrogant  bully this week that he has a real fight on his hands.  He has been so busy touring the country lining up support for his post election leadership campaign that he hasn’t noticed he is being out-campaigned in his constituency. 

Channel 4 News just covered Balls having a disastrous hustings where he was booed on stage and the crowd jeered him relentlessly.

Local boy Antony Calvert is fighting the first real Obama-style digital campaign in Britain, having raised over half his campaign funds online from supporters giving small donations, he hasn’t stopped there in his online battle against Balls.  Look at the websites of the Yorkshire Post, Yorkshire Evening Post, Morley and Outwood Observer and Wakefield Express – every local newspaper website covering his constituency – he has started running the ad below designed to encourage disillusioned former Labour voters to switch their vote from Balls to him.

Balls isn’t going to sleep easy…

UPDATE : Newsnight’s Michael Crick is reporting back from Morley and Outwood tonight as well.  Maybe the media can smell blood…


427 Comments

  1. 1
    ROFL! says:

    Only Labour moves up a point
    YouGov – the Sun Apr 30 Apr 29
    CONSERVATIVES 34% 34%
    LIB DEMS 28% 28%
    LABOUR 28% 27%

    Those who were expecting big polling changes following the final debate will be disappointed. In the latest YouGov daily poll the Tories remain at their pre-Bigotgate 34% with both Labour and the LDs on 28%.

    I think that the Team Blue will find it slightly deflating not to be making the progress that last night’s performance by Cameron might have suggested. A 34 point share is less than one point up on what Michael Howard got in 2005.

    So not a lot of movement. Nothing seems to have changed.

    http://www6.politicalbetting.com/

    • 3
      Rigsby says:

      Labour drops 2 points from its polling average at the vote, its done it at every general election for 30 years. Tory vote generally goeas up.

      • 12
        Straw Clutchers says:

        Yeah, that will save Dave. Just keep telling yourself everything is just super!

        • 17
          Rigsby says:

          OK

          • I hope Yvette Cooper is the next leader of the Labour Party.

          • Guido spin buster says:

            Guido is not being honest in his report, I was there, Balls was booed and the BMP were declared the winners of the debate by almost everyone who attended. The other candidates made no impact whatsoever.

          • Guido spin buster says:

            Big bmp crowd booing ed balls at hustings in morley
            about 9 hours ago via OpenBeak

            http://twitter.com/cathynewman

          • proof Cameron is a communist says:

          • trojan horse says:

            Everyone knows he is a puppet of the EUSSR and that means MASSIVE TAX hikes!

          • Guido is as bad as the BBC for propaganda and censorship says:

            http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/england/8653665.stm

          • trojan thailand twat and his ladyboy says:

            fuck off to the phillipines you shitbird

          • Trojan horse says:

            “trojan thailand twat and his ladyboy says:
            April 30, 2010 at 10:56 pm
            fuck off to the phillipines you shitbird”

            Tonight ask nurse for the correct drugs as it may help to stop your urge of sharing your sexual fantasies with everyone?

            If you’re really good she may take you down the shops for a nice bottle of blue rinse dye for your hair and a Euro flag.

            There’s a good boy!

          • Trojan horse says:

            Phillipines?

            Do you live there or something with your friend Mr Glitter and your nurse?

            Never been myself?

          • he doesn't even want to live here says:

            and you have no intention of living in Britain either do you c’unt ?
            so piss off

          • Trojan horse says:

            “and you have no intention of living in Britain either do you c’unt ?
            so piss off”

            Cool I have a pathetic stalker!

            Unfortunately you’re not much fun as you seem to be confused and out of touch with reality, take a lie down and this time ask Mr Glitter to leave your balls alone for 5 mins, you will feel much better and may even stop spouting random shite that you pull from your arse!

            Please come back but this time try to be witty as your lack of humour is becoming tedious!

          • Trojan horse says:

            “trojan mouse says:
            May 1, 2010 at 1:12 am
            In an attempt to head off continuing rumours about Griffin’s bisexual past, and in particular Griffin’s failure to sue his alleged former lover Martin Webster, deputy to Tyndall in the 1970s NF, and The Sunday Times and Searchlight who reported the relationship, Lecomber has repeatedly posted messages on a B*P Internet discussion board turning attention onto Tyndall. In deeply homophobic terms, Lecomber questions why Tyndall failed to oust his former deputy when he obviously knew of his gay relationship.

            The man in Question Webster has already spoken out about his 4 year gay relationship with Griffin and the people revealing his past are his friends and fellow NF and B*P members.”

            Wow you seem to have a unhealthy Griffin fixation? Did he eat your Hamster or turn down your advances? sorry but i’m just not interested in your sexual preferences and fantasies, please keep them to yourself as projecting them on others is just a little too transparent.

            I hope you get help soon.

            and before you ask, no we don’t want to hear you bedroom tails of your exploits with Mr Glitter!

            and for the last time, if you are going to stalk, please try and be witty!

            oh and having something relevant to say rather than random nonsense pulled strait from your arse might help!

            Is that you Guido?

          • Trojan mouse says:

          • Trojan mong says:

        • 24
          Bob says:

          Labour down 10 POINTS from 2005…

        • 26

          Old Holborn kills Labour Candidate in Cambridge

          No. Really

          Four years of Unison funded hard work, kissing babies, pointing at potholes, cuddling the feckless. FUCKED. PROPER FUCKED.

          If I can, you can.

          http://www.oldholborn.net/2010/04/vote-labour-gran-you-bigot.html

        • 28
          Straw Clutchers says:

          Super!

        • 48
          Oops! says:

          Looks like it may have been a mistake to choose Dave over David Davis.
          Michael Howard is probably laughing at the Cameroons right now.

          • Anne says:

            Any Party wanting to win this election must be MAD …

          • REVERSE GEAR. we never wanted to win it really, honestly we didn't. It's all been an elaborate prank says:

            you weren’t saying that last night after the debate love

          • David Cameron Pledges to Withdraw Troops from Afghanistan! says:

            David Cameron Pledges to Withdraw Troops from Afghanistan…..in 2018!

            Just go now you NWO puppet

      • 426
        Fisiani says:

        Does anyone know how many people are still undecided. They dont count for polling. How have undecided votes split in the past and are there lots of undecided in the truly marginal constituencies?

    • 15
      Anonymous says:

      Yes but the Tories need to make overtures to their unhappy core vote and not brush the issues which matter to one side. It is still a liberal-left concensus at the top of all three main parties.

    • 39
      Beautiful Day says:

      It’s the ‘Shy Tories’ will decide the election, they don’t come out for pollsters but they seems they don’t have any trouble with Antony Calvert. Goodbye Balls.

      • 194
        lib lab con supporters - Sheep voting for wolfs says:

        They all joined UKIP only the party obsessives will vote Tory, seeing as the conservative eliment of that party left years ago.

        • 195
          lib lab con supporters - Sheep voting for wolfs says:

          It’s the reason why no one turns out nowdays.

    • 86
      Steve says:

      Just watched Paxman / Brown. Poor Gordon is dire – mostly wrong even on his mastermind subject. He and Balls must be the two worst politicians since Foot in the mouth. The hubris is lovely to see.

      • 137
        Bob the Builder says:

        This goes far beyond being the “worst politians”

        Blair, Brown and Mandelson are not politicians

        They deliberately set out to defraud the British People from the 1990s
        by using borrowed money (your money) to give the impression that they had rated prosperity

        The countrey now faces its worst financial situa

        They are to politics what Madoff is to finance

        The worst three frauds in British history

        Full stop

        • 192
          The Yorkshire Ripper says:

          Agreed. Complete shitehawks – I would pay to see them all crash and burn in an accident.

        • 246
          udderly 'orrible says:

          It must be criminally actionable.

          These ‘orrible little two-bit Marxist dictators deliberately set-out to destroy, the economy, people’s pensions and savings, undermine communities, and steal taxpayer resources.

          They stamped their Jacquiboots on civil rights, liberties and constitutional safeguards.

          They are the lowest form of charlatan and scum, pretend-politicians with long snouts in deep troughs.

          Certainly the time has come – support a Nuremberg Tribunal for Crimes against the People and the Economy.

          • Lovly says:

            it is actionable and wait until the shits at Goldman Sachs start shitting on each other for deals with the SEC it will spread here with who did what. I can’t fucking wait,there’s even a chance Brown could end up extradited to the US for a trial and jail time there

          • Gobshite says:

            I hear the Blair had to play hide and seek in Malaysia earlier this week, to avoid being indicted for WAR CRIMES!

            The people looking to serve him included the country’s top lawyers, and a former PM!!!

            Seeing as he is in our neck of the woods at the moment, would it be possible to do a ‘Tatchell’ and serve him over here? His love of international agreements will bite him in the arse when he is extradited himself! Especially after what is happening to Gary McKinnon.

            Bush, being a typical American, is unlikely to spend that much time abroad. But Blair is always wandering around the kind of places that would love to put him in trial.

            It is only a matter of time before the grinning warmonger gets his comeuppance.

    • 193
      • 234
        Guido spin buster says:

        Massive cheer for the BMP, minimal cheers for the Tories and UKIP seems Guido isn’t telling the whole truth!

    • 208
      Mr Ned says:

      There is also a Harris poll for the Daily Mail out tonight – the topline figures there are CON 33%(+1), LAB 24%(-1), LDEM 32%(+2).

      Yougov:
      CONSERVATIVES 34% 34%
      LIB DEMS 28% 28%
      LABOUR 28% 27%

      Just proves what I have said for a long while, labour voters are clinically insane self hating fuckwits, one and all!

      GORDON HATES YOU! WHY ARE YOU VOTING FOR A PARTY LEAD BY A SOCIOPATHIC IMBECELLIC COWARDLY LYING SACK OF SHIT WAR CRIMINAL THAT HATES YOU???

      Labour voter: “yeah that is strong leadership, If I were PM I would hate me as well!”

      For Fuck’s sake! What does it take for those fuckwits to get a clue? GORDON THINKS YOU ARE IDIOTIC FUCKWITS!!! and it is the ONLY thing he is consistently proved right about!

      • 245
        LOL! says:

        two mongs don’t make a right

        • 270
          udderly 'orrible says:

          44 postal votes per residence make a lifeboat for liebour

          • Gobshite says:

            First thing Cameron should do is ban Postal Votes for UK residents.

            If someone is genuinely too ill to leave the house, I am sure that the political parties can organize transport if they really want their vote.

            Second thing: Castrate the BBC. One week of almost impartial coverage does not make up for 13 years of propaganda. And even if you believe that the BBC are worth saving, it is time to scrap the TV License, and tell them to encrypt their content if they don’t want anyone watching it without paying. I’d pay for ONE channel that ‘educates and informs’, like they were set up to do. But people should have the choice to opt out if they wish.

      • 356
        Barnabas Scudamore says:

        Yeahr, but we need gordon to think that there is enough support out there for him, because if he decides to cancel the election – well, Her Majesty the Queen’s loyal men will have to “eject” gordon for downing street.

        This would not be good, as the price of grenades is sky rocketing at the moment !

    • 301
      Up sh1t creek says:

    • 303
      Up sh1t creek says:

      New Labour’ election campaign is like a car crash…..

      • 316
        Why Cameron can't even win against a useless tosser like Brown says:

        • 352
          Barnabas Scudamore says:

          His eyes say it all !

          At least this “fuck up” isn’t as bad as the cyclops’.

          The cycloptic beast is insane.

          Personality disorders are very difficult things to fathom out.

          I think the cyclops really does stuggle to understand people in general – probably including himself. He has no idea why he slags a pensioner off behind her back.

          He is insane – he needs to go.

          The country as a whole can’t go on like this.

        • 406
          Gobshite says:

          What show is this?

          Good satire is hard to find, outside of real politics.

      • 351
        Barnabas Scudamore says:

        My goodness – SO THERE IS A GOD !

        Divine intervention if ever I saw it !

        Even “god” is against this communist subversive scum.

    • 427
      Bye Bye Brown says:

      The last YouGov poll was suppressed because the pollsters thought it would look “fiddled” with Labour at under 20%, Tories just over 40% and the rest split almost evenly between “undecided” and Liberal Democrats.

      The current Prime Mental Case certainly won’t be in any position – with or without alliances – to form a government. He’s finished, and after this election is over, we can get on with prosecuting him and his cohort for war crimes, theft, and even having smelly socks!

  2. 2
    Rigsby says:

    They did not even boo the B&P guy.

    • 31
      Steve Expat says:

      B&P are usually very well organised when it comes to “public” meetings and hustings. Given that the Tories are running a strong campaign in the seat it’s no surprise that most of those turning up were really not fans of Mr Balls…

      • 174
        TrustyShield says:

        Have a look at the video of the crowd booing Ed courtesy of the Beeb of all people

        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/england/8653665.stm

        The worrying part was that the Bee En Pee got the loudest cheer

      • 289
        Blue rinse Eurofascists says:

        “Steve Expat says:
        April 30, 2010 at 9:02 pm
        B&P are usually very well organised when it comes to “public” meetings and hustings. Given that the Tories are running a strong campaign in the seat it’s no surprise that most of those turning up were really not fans of Mr Balls…”

        Bullshit!

        The fact is the BMP was more popular at this event, do you really think people like the Eurofascist Tories who are only just crawling along after 13 years of Labour destruction! they are nothing more than the `not Labour party`.

        • 393
          Beness says:

          The clip I watched said that they have the biggest BNP membership in the country. Might explain their vociferous presence.

          • Zaragon says:

            And in any case it will probably help Calvert win as more B&P supporters are ex Labour voters than ex Tory.

        • 418
          wAKEY wAKEY says:

          It’s a relay race. Nu Liebour have loyally performed their duty. The NWO now have Blue Labour ready to carry on their (NWO) work.

          ANYONE BUT LIB/LAB/CON.

  3. 4
    Mitch says:

    The balls are history just that enormous cock in downing street to chop off and I reckon that will take till Thursday evening.

  4. 5
    THE THIRD ROUNDEL says:

    Good luck to the Tories here then – they should have been doing this nationwide in this type of seat.

    • 21
      Anonymous says:

      The Tory hierarchy don`t want certain core issues bringing to the fore in this type of consistuency. A pity, that would clinch a big majority for the Tories.

      • 35
        Jack says:

        You aree right

        But with the financial Black Hole and massive spending cuts approaching the gloves will have to come off in the second election this year…or early next…

        This is all going to get very rough…1930s stuff IMHO

        Let Lib-Lab create their colition..please…it will be easier for kid Cleggie if Balls and Brown are kicked out…

        They are so power crazed they simply do not realise that they will be “destroyed for a generation”….

        • 60
          Anonymous says:

          Yes but the danger is that the Tories will be destroyed for a generation if they win and do not address the populist key issues in a climate of economic hardship.

          • Steve Expat says:

            They tried being honest about cuts last year. Labour replied with lies and smears about “investment v cuts” and accusations of “talking down the economy” – while secretly drawing up their own cuts in the background.

            Next few years will not be good though, I’d be shitting myself now if I were in one of the million non-jobs created in the last 13 years…

          • Anonymous says:

            I am sure this is right but sadly the Tory leadership have neither the stomach or inclination to address these issues, and there is no indication that this will change if they do win. In the longer term this could be their downfall. The liberal concensus will not solve the real problems and will attempt not to address them.

          • Jack says:

            If the Tories win a clear majority

            They will have to cut massively and be destroyed for a generation..or perhaps forever…

            The next government will have no choice…

            Otherwise GREECE…

            So the moral of this is

            The Tories must not win an overall majority…

          • Anonymous says:

            Steve Expat may be right, but it assumes the Tories will get rid of the non-jobs, which actually total 2 million. The problem is that local councils are run by bureaucrats and most Tory Councillors will be unwittingly led by them because they are overawed by their “expertise”. The e,pire building will continue and the `cuts` will fall in places where they will do the Tories the most damage. We`ve seen it all before!

          • Anonymous says:

            Jack is not necessarilr right. If the Tories win comfortably they can do all the unpopular things straight away and impose the massive cuts on the bureaucracy which are rerquired. In the term of a parliament they could then re-shape society and win over the majority to their philosophy. They will fail if they continue to accept and work within the socialist model of society.

          • parasites sucking us dry says:

            A good 50% of immigrants need to be kicked out and you all know it deep down.

            Then start on our own homegrown feckless.

          • The Yorkshire Ripper says:

            Spot on. Goes all the way back to the Q Time last year when the Bent Nationailst Politician leader got an airing. Everyone was thinking the same thing when he banged on about immigration including those hand-picked, AlJaBeeba ZaNu LieBour rent-a-crowders to give him a kicking – silence about the state of immigration. He had a point and everyone knew it although no one else wanted to say it.

            Here’s where these shithouses called Leaders should get real – dump the immigrants and you reduce the load on the NHS, housing and benefits. Then you force more feckless Brits back to work (even less being paid out on benefits now), more money in the pockets of the workers and a more meaningful society.

            We’ll be signposting everything in fucking Polish next on the Motorways. No thanks. The difference between the 1 million that come here and the 1 million that go abroad Mr Brown is that the 1 million who come here are mostly useless, unskilled, illiterate freeloaders. When was the last time a family of 7 on state funding fucked off to Belgium to live the dream…..? Oh, hang on, they’re doing just nicely on mine and your tax…..

        • 156
          Jack says:

          I hate socialism as much as you Anon

          This is a question of tactics

          The best way to destroy socialism is for socialists to have to clean up the shit they created

          Look at the socialists in Greece at the moment that makes me laught..they are dead men already…

          The same applies in Britain

          Cuts imposed on Lib Lab Under instructions of the IMF if necessary

          It will then be clear as Mrs T used to say

          THAT THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE

          AND SOCIALISM WILL BE DEAD FOR EVER IN BRITAIN IMHO

          • Barnabas Scudamore says:

            Socialism or more correctly (in the cycloptic beasts case) communism, is the biggest threat to world peace.

            We have all been sold the idea that some terrorist arab group is the greatest threat….nonsense.

            Putin, Jintao etc etc – THEY are the biggest threat.

            It makes sense to me that communism needs to be demonised to the same extent that fascism has been. That would lead to a more balanced world.

          • The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

            Communism and Fascism are two sides of the same argument. Revisionist’s pretend they are opposites, in reality they are conflicting paths to the same destination. Total state control.

  5. 6
    cant hunter says:

    Oh my God. I’m sorry to change the subject so quickly, but i’m watching Paxman interviewing Brown on the BBC ; he plainly is a very very disturbed man, consistently looking on the edge of losing it.Its frightening.

    • 11
      Rigsby says:

      Correct, as a lay doctor with experience of native religions out East I can confirm he is totally fucking looney tunes

    • 38
      Anonymous says:

      Brown claiming that he got inflation down in his babbling to Paxo.

      No Snotgobbler, the Tories inherited Zimbabwe-inflation from Labout in 1979 and got it dowm You inherited low inflation, Snotgobbler.

      House price inflation has been out of control for years. The housing bubble is one of the major economic problems iin theis country. If you had included house prices in the Inflation figures, as they used to be, we would see the true inflation figure. True inflation has been out of control for a decade.

      Mr Bogey-banquet is lying to Paxo.

      • 155
        johnny says says:

        He did get ‘inflation’ down – by changing the measure of it that the Bank of England should be looking at. Under the Conservatives it went from RPI to RPI-X, then in 2003 it went from RPI-X to CPI. By cementing the exclusion of housing costs from the measure of inflation even Robert Peston would recognise that is fertile territory for an asset bubble. It was provoked to leviathan proportions by his FSA regulations that saw financial products the regulators didn’t understand being bought and sold at enormous levels.

        I have sometimes thought it was done on purpose – not for his banking chums (of whom there are many) but a clumsy effort to tackle a perceived deflation issue as a result of a number of minor crashes thanks to dotcoms and telecoms and the predicted deflationary whirlwind from huge gobs of cheap Chinese imports. The cost of living getting cheaper was something Brown didn’t want – GDP would fall even though our standards of living were not. A rote ‘GDP increase is good’ was burned into Brown’s brain. He could not see past political point scoring. He is incapable of ever understanding that deflation through cheaper living costs isn’t actually a bad thing while deflation through crashing productivity is.

      • 399
        Putin says:

        Give him his due,he swopped house prices for avocado prices in the basket of goods used to measure inflation; we have seen better price stability in avocado price inflation than the Tories ever managed – a magnificent achievement.

    • 47
      Ivor Tapeworm says:

      Mr Bogey-Banquet says that when he referred to ‘no more boom and bust’ he meant inflation.

      Inflation doesn’t boom and bust, and no-one believes your spin on this one, Snot- gobbler.

      When you boasted ‘no more boom and bust’ you were full of hubris because you thought we had an endless boom and failed to see the train coming the other way.

      • 408
        Zaragon says:

        You’re being sightist – he’s only got one eye remember. It was the train’s fault for coming from the wrong side.

    • 50
      Oh and by the way says:

      He admitted that he anticipated the global problem ….that he “failed” in persuading other countries to follow his lead…… therefore he did not take action to stop this global meltdown from a UK perspective. Negligent governance …. totally down to McDoom. Twat.

      • 120
        Gordon says:

        No, it was the fault of the other countries for not listening to my words of wisdom. Had they done so all this could have been averted. You see another disaster that wasn’t my fault.

        • 397
          The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

          Nothing, absolutely nothing is Brown’s fault. In his befuddled mind, there is always a reason why he is an utter failure and it is always someone else to blame for his lamentable decisions.
          He is the epitomy of the eternally deluded socialist, who argue constantly that socialism, although it always fails in the end, it’s failure was because of outside forces, it was not “real” socialism, or people did not make the “correct” decisions when needed.
          Next time socialism will work comrade’s, first we just have to pretend we are not really socialist’s anymore, to gain the peoples confidence. He is the very definition of the bigot insult he hurl’s at others.

      • 124
        Anonymous says:

        No, just never his fault. It’s what sociopaths do – all the time.

        The man’s a fruitloop, nuts. And he’s got his finger on the nuclear button. Jesus, the whole fucking Labour Government should be hung.

      • 325
        Ben Bradshaw says:

        He predicted or believed back in 1998 that the Global Banking problem would happen!!! If so, then why did he not put protectionist policies in place or financial governance to protect the UK. He is the UK PM not World PM his duty was to protect the UK economy and he failed. Moreover, he admits to his error and like usual tries to blame someone else, what a complete Tosser.

  6. 7
    Ratsniffer says:

    By bye balls your boss is getting his balls ripped off by paxo right now!

    • 13
      Bob says:

      I haven”t got BBC here

      Please tell us what Paxo is doing to the Mong please !

      • 20
        Madness says:

        Tearing Gormless Brown to pieces. It is damn good viewing.

      • 54
        Oh and by the way says:

        I thought he was going to lunge out of his chair at Paxo at one point. he had ‘that’ look in his eye…..scary.

    • 14
      Madness says:

      Gosh I love Paxman

      • 16
        Ratsniffer says:

        Paxo is, in turn, treating snotty like a sad mental job, and then riping into him as he tries to obfuscate with tractor production stats.

        • 57
          Mr Plum says:

          Seemed it bit odd to me, like they had cut bits out as Brown rambled, none of the normal butting in, Paxo looked a bit uneasy like he was sitting next to a nutter on a train

          • Gordo looked on the verge of losing it says:

            Yes, thought Paxo ripped him one in the first 15 minutes, then Gordo started to get that mad look in his eyes & started to sound somewhat menacing & Paxo let it go after that.
            He knew that the damage was done by then & just let the mentalist ramble on after that.
            Paxo did imply during the interview that he was a nutter when he questioned his paranoid/two-faced mutterings regarding Mrs Duffy.

    • 62
      RavingMad says:

      in the end Paxman relaxed and Brown just spouted the usual ‘ I saved the world, I’m super knowledgable, I never do anything wrong’ routine. Paxman should stick to booting students at University Challenge.

      Put Brown on the Daily Show and watch John Stewart rip him to pieces.

  7. 8
    Lexington Steele says:

    Balls is a tosser

  8. 9
    Dr.Kelly says:

    Yeah he looks like a one eyed Nixon with Balls Palsy

    • 25
      Anonymous says:

      If he was a Nixon he would get my vote.

    • 52
      cant hunter says:

      To hell with the Labour party, I hope they lose as many seats as one can dream of. The reason ? Because they foisted on this nation a man who is plainly not fit to govern.Brown is a seriously mentally unstable person, and they must have known about his failings yet still went through a farce of a leadership contest. That our democratic process should be so twisted and perverted to enable a near raving mental case taking over the prime office of state…..literally incredible.

      • 299
        udderly 'orrible says:

        What do you expect.

        Look at the criminal has-beens, wierdos and social crocks with whom he sails Brownboat of Doom: CastratiBalls and Heavevette, Millibanana and brother MilliTwit, Mandlespawn, CommieWhelan, Hatesperson, War-heroStrawman, CaravanBeckett, Assorted Over-promoted Ethnics and Inshallah-wallahs.

        Wretched failures all.

      • 311
        Chop says:

        Equal opportunities dear boy!

        • 398
          The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

          Please do not forget Scotchland, Uddin and countless other useless placepersons parachuted into high office and Quangoshire, to run / ruin our lives.

  9. 10
    • 118
      Driller says:

      Agent EU or what!

    • 178
      johnny says says:

      Nope. Brown is subservient to the likes of Maurice Strong not Britain. He aches to give it all away to ‘someone else’. This is to escape the pressure and responsibility that he simply is not fit to bear, and never was. Not for him shouldering any blame whatsoever for anything.

      Thank you for the timely reminder of this most deceitful of characters.

      • 400
        The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

        The Bilderbergers, the NWO he profusely mentions ad nauseum, the EU and lest we forget the UN and Agenda 21, which calls for mass depopulation, dumbing down western society, the deindustrialisation of the west and the lowering of living standards to a global average, ie: worldwide poverty.
        His “future fair for all” make’s no mention of the fact that he and the global elite he serves so assiduously, will not be part of the “fair” poverty stricken bit. No, they envisage a world where 20% ruling elite, their administrators and protectors, plus their corporate masters, will have everything and the other 80% have next to nothing. When Brown talks of fairness he means equality of misery for all, not just the few.

  10. 22
    Pamplemousse says:

    Paxo could have totally destroyed him very easily, but was humane and avoided a scene imo.

  11. 23
    Ratsniffer says:

    Paxo trying to play mind games with the mentalist “do you ever think, in the long hours of the night….. why don’t people like you…” broon giggles “you’e a nice guy jeremy…”

    • 30
      Anonymous says:

      Brown is a nutter. The more exposure he gets the nuttier he appears.

    • 172
      Ivor Tapeworm says:

      Mr Bogey-Banquet does not wander around sleepless at nights. Not since they upped the dosage.

      His doctor is worried. Sleepwalking was the only exercise the fat Snotgobbler got.

      As he was sleepwalking in the Treasury for a decade you would have expected him to have slimmed down a little.

    • 184
      johnny says says:

      Sounds like a Dick Emery character. Ooooo you are awful… but I like you.

  12. 27
    TrustyShield says:

    just enjoyed Gordon getting his balls handed to him by Paxo on Beeb1.

    DEAD MAN WALKING

    • 33
      Madness says:

      Wish I had taped that. Fantastic

    • 34
      Anonymous says:

      and dave still can’t win

      • 44
        Jack says:

        He does not want to you prick…

        Let Lab Lib sort the shit out that Lab created

        Then we will see…

        Nothing like hoisting the Nu Labour Ponzi Fraud on its own petard…

        Every unon in the country will turn against Lib Lab..to start with…

        • 56
          Dave is STILL being deliberately shit (yet again) says:

          Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

          They’ve wheeled that horseshit out agian. Sweet Jesus this is priceless!!#

          what a total fuckwit

          • Jack says:

            Wait until Lib-Lab cut the budget by 15%

            and the riots begin you idiot…

            You will be destroyed for ever..

            This crisis is of your own making though

            SO take responsibility for the massive deficit and debt you have created for once…

            and fuck off

          • Dave is STILL being deliberately shit (yet again) says:

            you’re crazy in the coconut you lunatic fruitloop

            you seriously expect anyone to believe Dave has been trying to lose this election from day 1 ??? the ramblings of a paranoid conspiracy nutbag

            last night you couldn’t move for idiots thinking Dave had it in the bag and predicting a majority after the debate

            now the weasels are looking for any excuse like you are

            take some responsisbility for once
            Dave obviously wants to win this but he’s just too shit to do so
            just like Brown

            and fuck off yourself you pathetic lickspittle pissworm

    • 43
      Steve Expat says:

      Less than a week of the Mentalist remaining now.

      Superb quote from him that he will “Keep Digging” until election day – surely when you’re in a hole the size of the one Gordon Brown is in, the last thing you should be doing is any more digging…

  13. 29
    guardian support libs afte 3 debates says:

    watch Paxon’s smile at the end of the programme tells a thousand stories.

  14. 32
    The last days of Labour says:

    This time next week, a spokesman will say that Mr and Mrs Balls announce with regret that they are separating to spend more time with themselves.

  15. 37
    CCHQ tonight after seeing the latest YouGov Poll says:

  16. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Guardian comes out for Libdems
    Oh dear, abandoned by their house paper. And it condemns Brown pretty brutally. They’ll be devastated. The end of Labour?

    But what will Polly think?

    • 45
      Steve Expat says:

      Only the Mirror now left flying the red flag – and do any non-core Labour voters read that anyway??

      • 53
        Bob the Builder says:

        Of course not…

        The Mirror is the purest bog paper in the world…

        And with the lovely Toilets as Editor it has just moved from lying to delirium..

        • 63
          jgm2 says:

          Tomorrow’s Mirror headline will be ‘While cowards flinch, and traitors flee…’

      • 58
        nell says:

        Nobody over keystage 1 reads that!

    • 46
      MI5 says:

      Polly will turn her coat for the umpteenth time

      Look at her history on wiki…

      She is just a sordid narcissist…

    • 64
      • 71
        Oh and by the way says:

        “Labour’s failings

        But this election is more than a verdict on the response to a single trauma, immense though it was. It is also a verdict on the lengthening years of Labour government and the three years of Gordon Brown’s premiership. More than that, any election is also a judgment about the future as well as a verdict on the past. A year ago, the Guardian argued that Labour should persuade its leader to step down. Shortly afterwards, in spite of polling an abject 15.7% in the European elections, and with four cabinet ministers departing, Labour chose to hug Mr Brown close. It was the wrong decision then, and it is clear, not least after his humiliation in Rochdale this week, that it is the wrong decision now. The Guardian said a year ago that Mr Brown had failed to articulate a vision, a plan, or an argument for the future. We said that he had become incapable of leading the necessary revolution against the political system that the expenses scandal had triggered. Labour thought differently. It failed to act. It thereby lost the opportunity to renew itself, and is now facing the consequences.”

        • 101
          MI5 says:

          Polly said she was very pro Brown

          and then within 6 months

          That he should go

          The Guardian is a useless inconsistent rag

          Using offshore companies for tax avoidance while berating Ashcroft

          Living off labour goverment ads

          And which totally failed to denounce the years oif lies, corruption and fraud of the whole New Labour project..which had to be left to Guido and a gew other honest people…

          In short, the Guardian has been the newpspaper of OMERTA concerning Nu Labour

          The exact opposite of what an honest newpspaper should be..

          Hang your heads in shame Guardian hacks…

          • Time for a quiet puke says:

            Maybe they are hoping that Clegg will be able to keep some government jobs ads in the rag?-they will go under without

      • 97
        Aim.Fire says:

        what a bunch of turncoats the commentators are,only hours ago they were slagging everyone else now they made up it’s happened,You just would not want any of them as a friend watching your back in a sticky situation,Treacherous Hunts

      • 138
        Rinka says:

        Pant. Pant. Hnnnnnnnnnnnn! (expire)

        • 210
          Uranus, The Magician says:

          From it’s previous incarnation as The Manchester Guardian, to it’s present title, the Grauniad has ALWAYS been a Liberal supporting organ, at heart.
          In the “in-between” years it has been content to turn its coat, simply to keep going, due to the never-ending National and Local Government job advertising, which is the sole reason it has stayed in business.
          It can see the writing on the wall for discredited Labour and is, like the Vicar of Bray, once again trimming its sails to maintain the goodweill it needs to attract advertising.
          HYPOCRITES!

    • 324
      This may be the last election - think about it very carefully - ignore the media says:

      “Anonymous says:
      April 30, 2010 at 9:06 pm
      Guardian comes out for Libdems
      Oh dear, abandoned by their house paper. And it condemns Brown pretty brutally. They’ll be devastated. The end of Labour?

      But what will Polly think?”

      The papers are EU/NWO corporate owned propaganda sheets trying to give the pretense of opposition, they all did what they could in the last 6 months to destroy Labour and promote the tories along with the TV media.

      You are being hurded like sheep away from the real choices.

      Even the so called gaff bigot gate was probably a set up.

      The NWO know they cannot push Labour anymore, it is simply too unpopular, but because all parties are now transparently in a NWO/EU straitjacket the public dont want the EU puppet tories either.

      This is why voter turnout is so low and why no one buys their propaganda papers.

      However no one gives the smaller parties a chance because the media demonise them, to form a public consensus and to strip you of hope.

      It works, the smaller parties only grow a little while the bigger parties shrink a little.

      If the media backed lets say UKIP full on for a year and printed the truth, UKIP would have been in power a year after it formed.

      The internet now threatens the NWO consensus forme through TV and papers media, so expect the internet to be stripped dowm and censored and smaller parties banned.

      The EUs now planned ban on xenophobia may see it closing down several opposition parties to the EU, yes that is fascism and yes it does have the power to do this because all you Tory and Labour voters allowed them to, no you didnt get a referendum but you voted for parties that were transparently hostile to this one.

    • 326
      Chop says:

      Love the way they have come out against Labour now…a week before the election…

      So all this time, they have been backing a party who they know damn well is a fuckwitt filled basket case, liars, and who have destroyed this nation for generations and actively encouraging their readers to back them too.

      Charming set of piss flap tapeworms.

  17. 41
    Snotrocket says:

    When asked what it was that he ‘misunderstood’ about Mrs Duffy, Brown said that he thought she was advocating the expulsion of foreign UNIVERSITY STUDENTS from the country! Paxman was so stunned he couldn’t even respond!

    This is a programme showing the final breakup of a severely deluded and dangerous man. Brown is very sick. He needs to be removed from office.

    • 80
      Universal hiss says:

      I couldn’t believe that one either.

      You really couldn’t make it up. Unless a deranged labour person & then it makes sense.

      • 218
        Uranus, The Magician says:

        He’s a mental cripple – in the forces I was taught by the unarmed combat instructor that the only safe time to kick a man is when he’s down – so go kick the fuck-wit!

    • 335
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      Bigotgate happened 2 days ago yet to Paxo he raised the issue of Foreign Students in connection with the Immigration question raised by Mrs. Duffy. Sorry but where did this come from??? At no time did she raise this in her question to him on immigration, she raised concerns about Eastern Europeans flocking etc, etc. The man cannot remember an issue raised such a short time ago and given the high profile and the event which transpired post his extraordinary outburst. Even the spin machine for NuLabour is out of touch and fucking useless. What else can the offer? answer: Absolutely Nothing. Political oblivion is what they deserve and I hope is what they get on May 6th.

      • 417
        Dustin The Turkey Vulture Hoffman says:

        Paxo did not do his research. See youtube video of Plaid Cymru supporter showing this. (Posted on order-order somewhere)

  18. 42
    Catflap says:

    OT:
    What doesn’t stack up with the polls is the low showing for ‘Others’.
    I am probably wrong and historicaly the percentages for ‘others’ has been a lot lower.
    Does anyone know if the percentages have gone up over the last election figures?

    • 61
      Steve Expat says:

      2005 result was 37/34/23 which adds to 94%

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_UK_election

      • 119
        Catflap says:

        Thank you Steve.
        LibDems have gained but so have ‘others’ and mainly at Labours expence.
        I think we know who those ‘Others’ might be.

        • 180
          Ivor Tapeworm says:

          Yeah, a lot of Labour supporters will turn out to be closet Brainless National Party voters. Bigots.

          Can I say that?

          Oh yes I can, the microphone is still on.

          • Ivor Biggun says:

            Yeah, a lot of Conservative supporters will turn out to be closet UKip voters. Bigots.

            Can I say that?

            Oh yes I can, the microphone is still on

    • 94
      Oh and by the way says:

      Is it possible that those voters that don’t or won’t switch Labour to Conservative / LibDem will switch to ‘Others’ thereby letting in Conservative / LibDem in?

      I can’t imagine many Tory voters switching after 13 years of this crap government.

  19. 49
    Balls' economic advisor says:

    • 55
      jgm2 says:

      You can imagine what he has to say about her when he’s in his ministerial car with the mike off.

    • 65
      Gordon Brown says:

      That’s her I would recognise the Bigot anywhere.
      The credit crunch started in her kitchen.

    • 110
      nell says:

      She attacks cameron because of his independent school education and doesn’t seem to understand that balls was similarly educated!!!

      Balls doesn’t enlighten her!! What a liar he is!! Any decent man would have told her the truth!!

      What a laugh!!

      • 215
        M.T.Bucket says:

        He is a Hoon of the first order.
        I notice he never picks on anyone that may give him some greif, mostly the elderly.

      • 240
        lolol says:

        any decent person knows that if you attack cameron you are filthy scum

      • 252
        Anonymous says:

        Watch the clip again, you can just make out Balls mouth perse when she mentions private education

    • 197
      Madness says:

      He looks at her as if he if fancies her.

  20. 51
    Esther says:

    Vote for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 59
      thick as thieves sweetheart says:

      s a u s a g e s

      • 68
        Esther says:

        Naughty! Everyone just loves me.

        • 115
          nell says:

          I rather fancy you might win that seat in Luton rather like farage might win bercow’s buckingham seat and calvert might win in outwood and morley.

          You just keep doing what you’re doing!

          Most entertaining election campaign ever!!!

          • Hung Parliament says:

            You’re not wrong love

          • Esther says:

            Of course, I’ll win! Everyone adores me!. I have a camera team following me so I can make a TV series out of it, even if I lose. But I won’t – I’m a celebrity STAR and rather wonderful!

      • 227
        Uranus, The Magician says:

        Esther says:- “Sorry: only if they’re beef sausages – pork ones aren’t kosher, you know!”

  21. 66
    MI5 says:

    Superb that Blinky is getting a taste of his own medicine…

    But there is a level of (deserved) hatred in Britain concerning the New Labour and their Massive Fraud on the Bbritish people that I have never ever seen or heard…in about 50 years…

    Things are going to get very rough…especially with a hung parliament…

    • 78
      Steve Expat says:

      Better vote for a not-hung Parliament then

      VOTE CONSERVATIVE

    • 141
      Almost a pensioner says:

      I’m nearly 60 and I have never come across such anger but even after all I and others of my age and older have lived through (and it’s been rough at times) nothing compares with this. NOTHING!

    • 339
      Chop says:

      I wonder why Ed’s wife don’t use her married name…

      Anything to do with the fact it might sound a bit like “You’ve ate Balls”

  22. 67
    Scottish Wanker says:

    When can I see Hunt vs Dick (Paxo vs Jonah) on iPlayer?

  23. 74
    Pilly says:

    Clegg’s claim that those receiving the benefit of his amnesty will get them “in the system paying tax” is a BIG FAT LIE.

    In order for that to happen, these punters would have to be on 40 quid a day cash in hand five days a week every day of the year to breech his 10k tax limit.

    Does Clegg really believe this is what they are on? I think he is a LIAR

    • 102
      Aim.Fire says:

      Don’t be dazzled by this fuckers coat of many colours, he wants us fully under EU rule

      • 411
        Neue Europa Ist Unschlagbar says:

        Interestingly, Nick Clegg is only 25% British, he is, however, 100% traitor.

  24. 74
    TBK says:

    Paxman bottled that interview. He had the appalling Brown reeling on the ropes for 20 minutes. It even looked like Brown was going to either burst into tears, storm off, or attack Paxo. Then Paxman completely backed off and let Brown just waffle on interrupted, lying through his teeth without contradiction for the last 10 minutes. They both came out of it appallingly.

    BBC licence payers should get their money back.

    • 76
      lol says:

      Paxman did end by letting him off the hook but Brown was absolutely bloody awful. He was all over the place, from mad, to bad, to simpering.

      He is finished.

      • 91
        Universal hiss says:

        Paxman just tied the noose & left Gordon to do the rest.

        There are probably strict rules about not making a PM cry before 9PM.

        • 146
          Mdme Defarge says:

          Praps Paxo didn’t want to be responsible for his total mental breakdown love on TV and the spectacle of the men in white coats storming into Television Centre.

    • 83
      Steve Expat says:

      It’s not the done thing to hit a man when he’s on the floor.

      Job done anyway, he’s toast now…

      • 165
        Jack says:

        I would normally agree

        But these Zanu Labour turds are true vermin ..

        So kick them up down and every which way

        Until they are incapable of doing any more harm…

    • 103
      Oh and by the way says:

      I don’t think anyone would not think McDoom is deranged after that performance. He just said what he wanted to and all his mental problems were on show.

      I thought the dissemmination of where the axe was going to fall interesting. But when asked specifics all of a sudden there was not going to be cuts there.

      I wonder if Paxo had security men for his protection just out of camera shot?

    • 105
      Observer says:

      Like 80% of your population,fucked on drugs and drink,to them lot he comes over normal

    • 235
      Uranus, The Magician says:

      Paxman’s producer into Paxman’s earpiece…………………………….

      “If you don’t back off our dear leader, you’ll NEVER WORK FOR THE BBC AGAIN”

  25. 79
    Inkerman says:

    As a donor I can say – money well spent – get the half bricks out.

  26. 82
    Mr Dromey says:

    Where’s Harriet? Call for Harriet to get Gordon out of trouble

    • 157
      Steve Expat says:

      Desparately fighting for her own seat I would guess – although she was seen at the car crash that was the poster launch this morning…

      • 176
        South of the M4 says:

        She was laughing at the car crash if you look at the vid closely. Laughing because she could immediately see the ‘car crash’ headlines and the further damage to Brown. Harman is firmly focused on the imminent leadership campaign.

    • 169
      Anne says:

      Harriet has been suppressed by Mandy

      She’s in Coventry…

      R.I.P

  27. 84
    Jay says:

    Brown has had a mental breakdown live on air. Paxman was clearly intimidated by the alternately ranting, then simpering, madman in front of him.

    Terrible, frightening stuff.

    • 277
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      It was Sue’s fault, agree with Nick, yesterday was yesterday, it will soon be tomorrow, it was a disaster, I don’t always get things right, it started in America, end of boom and bust, I can’t even drive a car so how can I have a car crash? BANG! OH FUCK! (another unit shipped for Nokia.)

  28. 85
    Pilly says:

    Can someone please ask Clegg what sort of wage he thinks the Amnesty Internationalists will be earning if he thinks they are going to be paying tax?

    I just do not think it possible that the lad in the curry house is copping 40 notes a night, five nights a week. Come on Cleggy own up. YOU ARE LYING when you say they will be in the system paying tax….

  29. 88
    Manlickscum & Sweaty Balls says:

    Slimey Balls

  30. 89
    nell says:

    And then there’s gordon!

    On Paxman tonight he summed up the crises of his time in office. He highlighted the ‘global’ economic meltdown (not his fault. He’d told America and Europe it was going to happen years ago and they ignored him) and the mp’s expenses (from which he nicely distanced himself. He wasn’t troughing. Honest!!).

    What a weird man!! For most of us THE crisis of the last 13 years has been the two wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Many of the young troops bliar and he sent out there on a lie, without armoured carriers, no helicopters, very little body armour, flawed firepower that doesn’t work in the Iraq/Afghanistan environment and inadequate medical support, have died!!

    He never mentioned the wars or those deaths of young men and women that he was responsible for. It clearly doesn’t bother his conscience at all.

    Says everything about the foul man doesn’t it??!!

  31. 90
    Peasant says:

    Hmmm, somehow I don’t think that a Tory campaign video would feature anyone who intended to vote for another candidate. So the vid says nothing.

  32. 93
    ex-labour says:

    It’s a two horse race now between the Tories and Lib Dems.

    Labour have been sqeezed out and should have got rid of the useless, nasty twat Brown ages ago.

    What is the fucking point!!

    • 230
      Longbow says:

      Even at 22% the labour arseholes are a danger, there is also the postal and other vote rigging in progress, that could be worth up to 2%.
      I dont think the majority of labour ppc see a win now but Brown et al, refuses to contemplate the war is lost. They will have to be burnt out.
      If Dave get the majority his position will become untenable within 12 months.
      I am hoping for a proper hung parliament, from the ruins of that some sense will emerge.
      A truly British revolution is going on

      • 279
        Rip Van Winkle says:

        2%??

        They only need to rig two dozen constituencies and Labour will be back in business. And with so many Mr Khan’s and Mr Patel’s in the country who can tell whether whether threr’s one or twenty-one Mr Khan/Patel’s living at 72 Acacia Avenue?

  33. 100
    Anonymous says:

    What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall on May 7th when Balls and his ferret faced wife are talking over the breakfast table after being kicked out of their parliamentary seats AND lucrative and highly influential cabinet posts. If the people of Morely and Outwood had any guts, they would vote this arrogant pig out of office just for the hell of it.

    • 149
      jobs for the ladyboys says:

      Hmmmm….. Europe or Unite?

    • 260
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      £0.5 million drop in income – ouch! Maybe Co-op Bank or similar would give them board seats.

    • 390
      Rob says:

      Yvette Cooper-Balls would need a swing of about 24% to lose her seat. I can’t see that, but her third-rate baliff of a husband, yep, he should go…

  34. 106
    GV says:

    I didn’t realise Rod Liddle was so pathetic. He’s been grovelling all over slimy David Miliband on tonights Campaign Show.

  35. 107
    Ang says:

    Did anyone count how many times he said ‘Jeremy’? Must have been 30 at least. Pleading please Daddy be nice, pleeeeeeeze!

    • 152
      TrustyShield says:

      Not nearly so many times as he said a new “points system” on immigration – I thought the sound on my TV had got stuck like Max Headroom’s older deranged brother

  36. 109
    For Fucks Sake says:

    Balls the slimy repulsive fat frog eyed koont makes Nick Bong Eyed Griffin look attractive.

    Can’t believe I’ve said that but fucking hell just shows what a low down piece of Shit Edwin Balls really is.

  37. 112
    Tess and Balls says:

    No mention that labour raised and hid the raise in bus pass age at the last budget.

    • 145
      Voter says:

      Google eye brings gummy cupboard on so I will have to vote labour now fuck sake.

    • 255
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      Bit much, Balls gripping her clit with the long-nosed pliars until she said what was on the prompt board.

      BTW this was from 12 April.

  38. 113
    Dack Blog says:

    Isn’t that Gordon’s new best mate on the wall at 50 seconds in?

  39. 114

    [...] back to the original subject Guido says there was footage of Balls being booed and jeered at a hustings. Didn't see it myself. Not currently a member of [...]

  40. 116

    The BBC are interviewing Nick Griffin (on News 24)
    Anyone care to quote odds on them calling the BNP “Far Right”?
    (They’ve managed to go five minutes without saying it so far!)

    • 130

      update: they managed not to. Then again, Griffin talking about “workers’ co-operatives” taking over supermarkets, it’d be hard to pretend he wasn’t a commie

      • 413
        Neue Europa Ist Unschlagbar says:

        What part of National SOCIALIST don’t you understand?

  41. 117
    Cancer? Nuff said says:

    • 216
      RavingMad says:

      all past it and all out of a job.

      which one’s the benfit cheat?

    • 242
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      Denise just gets up and fucks off in the middle of this shite. She appears to be muttering “what balls” under her breath.

    • 409
      UKIP Until We're Free says:

      Looks like a scene from “Waiting For Gordo – To Die”.

    • 425
      English Viking says:

      Free cancer for everybody, just vote Liebour.

  42. 122
    Driller says:

    Nick Griffin on 24

  43. 124
    Bob the Builder says:

    Where are Tony’ cronies as the lights go out on the New Labour Ponzi Scheme ???

  44. 127
    Bushwacker says:

    In Morley just bushwack the Tories and Labour parties, I have. It’s what they deserve. Check out Bushwackers on google if you don’t know what I am talking about

    • 131
      lmfao says:

      Fuck off you vacuous Lib Dem tosser.

      • 343
        Bushwacker says:

        I think not, Imfao. You know nothing about me. I don’t mind being told to ‘fuck off’ or even you referring to me as a ‘tosser’ but don’t insult me by suggesting that I am a Lib Dem. By the way, what does vacuous mean?

  45. 128
    DFT says:

    Contrast the easy ride Jon Sopel, Rod Liddle, and Christine Odone gave to David Miliband on tonights Campaign Show with the ranting, angry, hysterical attack they are all launching on Nick Griffin.

    The voters will, no doubt, make their own minds up.

  46. 132
    Voter says:

    take 2
    I am voting B*NP cos guido modded me

    • 141
      jgm2 says:

      You think that’s funny? After the war in Iraq, virtually b*nkR*pting the UK, running the largest deficits in history, the largest national debt in history, the biggest loss of civil rights in history some people are still going to vote Labour because…. they banned fox hunting.

      It’s a question of priorities you see.

      • 166
        Can't remember my moniker says:

        Why do Labour hand out red baloons to children at schools? To teach them about inflation.

        • 183
          radyboy says:

          Come and stroke my cock Mr, and you’ll see what inflation is.

          • Mr Slater says:

            No thank you Mr Thackery, I think I’ll stick to my Parrot.

          • GL says:

            The Labour supporting FT are reporting that the Labour Party are on the verge of a meltdown. They will finish a poor third next week and will be fighting like ferrets in a sack by then according to the FT.

          • hung parliament says:

            the latest marginals poll produced a swing not that dissimilar from the national polls, well within margin of error. Even if the Tory campaigns are still doing better in the marginals, it’s by less than it was pre-debates.

      • 395
        Anonymous says:

        Ridiculous isn’t it?

        The same morons who won’t vote for Cameron because he’s ‘too posh’, but will happily vote for Nick Clegg without bothering to learn about his privileged background.

        Mind you, this is the same stupid electorate who fall for Brown’s nonsense about the Tories taking £6bn out of the economy, when Labour took £12bn out under the VAT cut and called it a ‘stimulus’.

        • 404
          The Court of Public Opinion says:

          Traditionally, liebour have always been the party of incompetence whereas the cons were the party of corruption, which is still largely the case. Now we have the libdems and by definition they are the party of naivety . So it’s not much of a choice but at least it is one.

          Incompetence vs Corruption vs Naivety, or any hung combination of the three.

    • 161
      stilyagi_air_corps says:

      So it wasn’t their far-left economic policies that persuaded you, then? Don’t blame Guido for your foibles.

      Google ‘Beefsteak Nazis’ for details. Brown is the next Green, kiddies.

  47. 133
    Wedgewood Benn says:

    I do get annoyed when champagne socialists trick ordinary folk into preserving their lifestyle.

  48. 135
    Old Scrote says:

    Brown was dreadful with Paxman. I kept thinking he was going to punch Jezzer, especially whenever Jezzer leaned in close.

    BTW, How’s Brown doing in his own seat? Is he near the ejector seat too?

    Oh that would be a night. Up for Balls and Brown and they both get the old heave ho.

    They’ll be singin’ on Sauchiehall street if that wonderful event happens.

  49. 136
    super soaraway sun says:

    They think it’s all over. It is now.

    Applying such factors as the hung parliament paradox ( the more talk of a hung parliament the less likely), the ‘shy Tory’ factor, and the fact that the worst poll for Labour is always the most accurate, Dave has finally sealed the deal.

    • 232
      delusional says:

      tell us when you find that uncorn in your fantasyland of gumdrops & moonbeams

      • 250
        super soaraway sun says:

        So you’re saying none of those are true mr fruitloop?

        • 410
          Zaragon says:

          I don’t think he’s sealed the deal – but the conversion of poll results into seats under FPTP is unreliable at the best of times. This time we are in uncharted territory in terms of the number of variables constituency by constituency. I think there will be a lot of surprises and all the models will be wrong. Historically the Tories are good at turning their vote out – that’s why their vote share is usually higher than their poll share. I suspect the Labour vote is going to collapse this time. Not sure about the Lib Dems. Anything could happen!

          • Gordon is killing Labour, rejoice! says:

            Think back to the EUro elections, Labour in fourth place with around 15% of the vote, marvelous stuff.
            We will know how the chips are falling close to polling day, when the pollsters have to reveal the real positions of the parties, or risk losing all credibility.
            For what it’s worth, If the small parties make breakthroughs, I am all for a hung Parliament.
            If not, better a dripping wet Tory, than Lib Dim or Labour, though to be fair, there is very little between any of the LabLibCon cartel these days.

  50. 143
    Conciousness says:

    Well the topic is about Ed Balls. If anyone has any sense in the seat, then he should be sent to the dustbin until labour can get him another safe seat. Total wanker.
    If he is re-elected then their are fuck wits on the planet!

  51. 147
    Brown and out in 7 days time! says:

    This time next week – Gordon Brown and his thugs will be out forever.

    It’s been a long wait but now we are nearly there.

    The whole country will start to feel better with itself from the moment it is announced that Brown is OUT.

    And all his thugs will be demolished,especially Balls – he is without doubt going to be making Portillio’s moment look like a close run thing.He will be thrashed,out,the end.

    And then we can all celebrate – our street is having a party next Friday night – to celebrate the end of Brown and his thugs.

    Not long now.

  52. 148
    Dack Blog says:

    This just on the Campaign Show if you fancy a go:

    http://www.downingstreetfighter.com/

  53. 150
    c.eng says:

    Just got sidetracked into watching The Seekers, starting from someone’s appropriate link to ‘The Carnival is Over’ then watched them sing ‘We are Australian’ and apart from thinking ‘should have emigrated in 1968′, I just realised how much we’ve lost in Britain.

    I used, and so did many others, be proud that we were British. Now we’re just the but of World Jokes.

    I truly hope that whatever happens from this election, that the LABOUR PARTY AND ALL ITS STINKING MANIFESTATIONS are totally destroyed. I hate them so much.

    I can’t understand how 28% of the electorate support them and I can’t understand why my kids don’t want to emigrate. I guess they’re not proud to be anything and family ties are more important to them than nationality .

    But if I was back in 1968 knowing what was to come, I’d be on that boat like a shot, bound for Botany Bay.

    • 190
      Engineer says:

      There comes a time when you have to stand and fight.

      Yes, you’re right, Britain has been badly degraded, but the core is still there. It dawned on me a couple of days after the Hunting bill was passed, oddly enough. I’ve never hunted in my life, and I doubt that I ever will, but I watched the rank injustices and arrogant dismissiveness of the Labour backbenchers ignoring sensible argument and one of the best-organised marches ever in London (406,000 country folk – that’s about one in six of the rural population) with growing incredulity. I could not believe that any British government could be so spiteful, and waste so much parliamentary time on such a subject.

      The day after the bill was passed into law, I went for a walk (as I often do) not far from here in a pleasant part of the country. I have never before experienced, in the people I met, the quite extraordinary air of shock, grief, anger and disbelief – you could feel it in the air.

      Within days, it had all changed. The anger turned to cold determination, and now look at hunting – more people hunt than at any time in the last century. It was as if the entire rural community had said a collective “fuck that” and determined to live their lives as they saw fit, despite the government. And they have – though it’s not always been easy – and good luck to ‘em.

      We’ve all got to do just that. It’s OUR country, and whatever the outcome of the election, we’ve got to get on with our lives, on OUR terms. Sure, there are some almighty problems, and we won’t all get what we want – getting the millstone of the EU off our backs might be an uphill struggle, but struggle we must.

      Because we’re BRITISH.

      • 202
        Jim says:

        Shut the fuck up about hunting. It’s a fucking cul-de-sac occupied by one-issue fanatics like the Countryside Alliance.

        The real issues are the impending bankruptcy of Britain and the stagflation that will engulf us, and the deliberate swamping by millions of third-world immigrants. The hunters never complain about any of that just their precious fucking hunting.

        • 415
          Backwoodsman says:

          Jim, don’t miss the point – rural people were the first to understand that nulab were all piss & wind and to fight back. They have also provided a solid core of canvassers to take the marginal seats off of nulab.
          Also, fyi , the CA does more work to promote the rural economy than any other group and tirelessly fights EU legislation detrimental to rural comunities.

      • 204
        c.eng says:

        Thanks Eng. Encouragement is all,

        and the knowledge we are not alone.

        Hopefully Cam can give us a sense of building a better future again.

        ‘Bring me my bow of burning gold’ etc.

      • 211
        get real says:

        Hunting = boring.

        Immigration, bankruptcy, crime = real issues

        • 422
          Engineer says:

          As Backwoodsman correctly realised, I was using hunting and the reaction of the rural community to this government’s assault on them as a metaphor for all of us. You’ve mentioned some of the things we’re all bothered about, and our reaction has to mirror the rural one – get on with life, and make it better ourselves. DON’T give up.

      • 211
        Anonymous says:

        Totally agree

        The more these mothers tell us what we can and cannot do, spy on us, lie, cheat and steal from us all, are disengeous the more we all need to remind ourselves that on May 6 we can do something about it.

        • 249
          Longbow says:

          Treat the establishment with contempt at every opertunity, I care not who they are. They work for me, they are put in positions by us and should never ever forget it.
          That goes for her maj as well.

      • 272
        ENGLISH NOT Brittish says:

        Fuck you Brit I am English

      • 287
        Canary Wharf Rat says:

        Now I don’t want to get all emotional but..I discovered this blog two years ago at the time I was fighting my local council having been ticketed 4 times while parked completely legally and having been landed for £150.00 cost for paying my rates a month late. , I felt that the fucking establishment was wearing me down and that I was in a minority of one. I don’t like to admit it but this blog suddenly changed that for me. I felt renewed that here were a whole mass with the same pent up anger and frustration at this authoritarian administration ripping this country and our civil liberties to shreds. I said at the time of the Draper revealtions that this blog had changed the nature of UK politics and I still hold the same opinion.

    • 290
      Rip Van Winkle says:

      Been saying to my girls to get the hell out. First 2 have good degrees, the last about to go to study pharmacy. But they don’t realise the party is over. They think things will be just as it always has been – rises in income every year, a couple of holidays every year and countless weekends to somewhere in Europe.

      My only consolation is that they have the ability and the get up and go to get out when the SHTF. Oh, and I’ve banned them from buying a house!

      • 305
        Disillusioned says:

        The problem is a vast majority of people are now waking up too late after the party is over and wondering what the hell has happened and will turn into a direction less frenzied mob looking to blame everyone and thing else under the sun for being oblivious to the reality of what was going on the whole time.

        The mainstream media has alot to answer for.

        • 322
          Rip Van Winkle says:

          ‘The mainstream media has alot to answer for.’

          Without their complicity in the destruction of, in particular, Engalnd, these charlatans in charge could never, never have got away with what they have achieved. Mass surveillence, 3,600 new criminal offences, our sovereignty passed to another ‘state’, our Parliament (and our country) a laughig stock… I could go on and on (Iraq, etc).

          We, the people have two enemies that have to be destroyed

          The political class

          The media class

          But in the reverse order.

          • Sarge says:

            The media are part of the political classes -they just got more embedded over the last 13 years. Save on ammo and shoot the lot at the same time.

  54. 154
    thick as thieves loves sucking nazi cock says:

    Tat is wanking over Nick Griffin on BBC 24

    • 207
      rotflmfao at Rod Liddle says:

      Better than wanking over that bloated, two-faced hypocrite Rod Liddle or desperate Greek nympho Christine Odone.

    • 224
      Nanziboy Nicky and his Comedy Fascists says:

      is sniffin’s boyfriend martin webster bullyramming dick sniffin live on News 24?
      or has sniffins publicity manger finally carried out his threat and killed sniffin mong?

  55. 159
    gordens reflection says:

    Gordon looks at his reflection in the mirror.”It’s your fucking fault” Then he walks off feeling completely innocent

  56. 162
    A warning from history says:

    I suggest you all read up on your history as we are going to have to repeat this feat against the socialist/islamic alliance afoot in our land;

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reconquista

    • 217
      not too late says:

      Support the EDL At least they’re trying to do something about the takeover of our country.

      • 265
        Warwork says:

        A few tactics from the CIA book of dirty tricks will ignite the race war that will get the fucking immigrants running for home.

  57. 163
    Yvette Cooper says:

    I keep having this recurring dream.

    Balls is out and about doing some campaigning, he comes across one of those ghastly ‘Sure Start’ places that Labour seem so keen on where the layabouts and miscreants are encouraged to go to swap stories of casual sex encounters and low level criminal offending and out pops one of the chav’s from it’s heavily subsidised interior.

    Aforementioned chav sees Balls and to his credit, like the rest of us, takes an instant dislike to the cnut and proceeds to kick the shit out of the oxygen thief for no good reason other than the odiousness we know Balls projects.

    I hate Balls.

    • 173
      lolol says:

      I thought chavs kicked the crap out of people because the people didn’t respect them.

      • 231
        Can't remember my moniker says:

        In Balls’ case, it amounts to the same thing.

        • 328
          Swiss Cockoo Cock says:

          Swiss Cockchese

        • 380
          Can't remember my moniker says:

          Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, an example of the output of our modern NewLab education system, a home economics graduate, TaT. He obtained his degree with this one repetitive recipe. It will be his only means of subsistence in five day’s time.

    • 239
      Yvonne Cooper says:

      I also have this recurring dream about doing an interview at a well-known broadsheet..

  58. 171
    MB. says:

    And several papers have this story today!

    Daily Mail
    “Are you listening to me? Scientists find blinking eyes mean the mind is wandering”

    The Independent
    “A give-away? Blinking ‘shows you are not listening’”

    • 271
      Anonymous says:

      But he doesn’t need to listen really. He knows whats best for everybody. The pretence of listening is just a distraction when you already know how to sort the world out.

  59. 179
    I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK ! says:

    We are not the only people to have had their country stolen !

  60. 181
    Anonymous says:

    Not sure Calvert who you are but I wish you well.

    Kick that arrogant, pompous, pot bellied bully Balls (and his ghastly wife) out of office you good people of Wakefield.

  61. 185
    Steve Expat says:

    Damning Times Leading Artlice tomorrow, really laying into the failures of Brown and the reasons behind their supporting of the Tories – but with a fair dose of comment to keep Cameron honest in the coming months

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/leading_article/article7113404.ece

  62. 187
    Cleggo says:

    Snooker loopy nuts are we
    Me and him and them and me
    We’ll show you what we can do
    But I’ll have to ask you not to boo

    Vote for me for an amnesty
    PR system and euro currency
    With balanced government we’ll get debt down
    You can even have old loopy Brown

  63. 188
    The curtain call for Labour says:

    It’s all over for Eddie boy on QT, he is being destroyed by the audience.

  64. 189
    RoyOrbison'sFanfaretoNewLabour says:

    Setting suns before they fall
    They come to you. That’s all, that’s all
    But you’ll see lonely sunsets after all.

    It’s over, It’s over, it’s over
    It’s over

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    Look at how Ed and Gordon hang out with kids and grannies says:

    Labour love the old because they are too senile to have any clue what is going on and they love the young because they are too naive to know any better.

  67. 198
    Lost Tribes says:

    But what happened to All those documantaries about lost tribes and what would happen if we contacted them? The 70′s 80′s & 90′s were full of them on prime time Telly.

    Has all that film footage been destroyed?

  68. 200
    Ampers says:

    It was Dr Ron Paul, the Texas Senator who stood for the Presidentcy who started the Internet small donation ball rolling, not Obama who coame later to the idea.

    • 337
      Anonymous says:

      True. His Nov 5th money bomb campaign scared the shit out of parts of the establishment media out there. If only the primaries had not been so heavily rigged!!!

  69. 205
    Steve Expat says:

    Downfalls of Gordon and Kerry

    http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2010/04/kerry-mccarthy-twitter-twatter-czar_30.html

    Doesn’t take long….

  70. 209
    CCHQ tonight after seeing the YouGov Poll and nothing has changed says:

    • 233
      Labour are finished says:

      Labour polling lower than under Micheal Foot = DON’T PANIC LOL

      • 258
        Wavy Davy is finished says:

        Dave less than one point up on what Michael Howard got in 2005 = DON’T PANIC LOL

        • 412
          Zaragon says:

          If both these things are true ‘Wavy Davy’ could well have majority of seats in the House of Commons – so he wouldn’t be finished really – would he? LOL

  71. 219
    Moley says:

    Labour on 24%.

    Will they come fourth?

  72. 221
    Kick in the Balls says:

    Liam Fox has just been flayed alive and walked blindly into a BBC/Labour classic trap on immigration but it might play into attracting B*N*P voters to the tories.

    • 261
      grobdj says:

      Yep, just saw the BBC ‘reality check’ on immigration

      they just said 7 out of 8 immigrants come from the EU

      conveniently forgetting to mention those who have no visa

      • 327
        It doesn't add up... says:

        If they said that they are lying through their teeth. The latest data from the ONS clearly show 538,000 immigrants in 2008 of whom 178,000 were from the EU. That’s 33%, or essentially one third. It’s never been higher than 38% (in 2007).

      • 332
        It doesn't add up... says:

        Did they mean 7 out of 8 immigrants who speak Dutch, Danish, Estonian, Polish or German?

  73. 256
    BBC underling says:

    Paxman crapped himself interviewing Brown tonight. Brown was so deranged and over the top that Paxman feared he would be attacked. The body language was unbelievable.

    • 321
      Brown Bottom says:

      Brown was doing that weird thing with his hands. Looked like he was fantasizing about choking Paxman

  74. 262

    HA HA HA Polly! hahahaha. Fuck you Polly! The bloody Grauniad coming out for the libdems Wooooohoo!

    Labour are dead meat.

    Today I spent a few very pleasant hours in the company of the desperate marxist conspiricy that is the spiked/ioi/lm rump axis. I quite like them – they’re interesting, intelligent company and I will be sad when it comes time to stick ‘em up against a wall. Anyway, at this event I was at, at Blackburn College, the place was full of students, lecturers, hordes of lefties *BUT* zero support for Labour – they were laughing at Brown. They were eager to talk about immigration and shocked by Bigotgate> I should have been howled down and chased out of town – I wasn’t.

    Labour are fucked. Tory outright majority – 30-50 seats.

    Straw’s seat btw, t’word is that he’ll keep it, but only cus the LD candidate is shite.

    • 274
      Article 38 says:

      Not from Blackburn myself, but have a few employees there. All solid working folk – none of them supporting Lab.

    • 280
      WankPisher says:

      Harris poll / Daily Mail
      CON 33%(+1)
      LDEM 32%(+2)
      LAB 24%(-1)

      Yougov / Sun
      CONSERVATIVES 34% 34%
      LIB DEMS 28% 28%
      LABOUR 28% 27%

      6 days to go RESULT – Hung Parliament

      “WOOO HAH Whooooop HA HA Whooop!Tory outright majority – 30-50 seats.”

      What a deranged delusional fucktard you are.
      Dream on son. Dave’s as fucked as Brown.

      • 283
        • 285
          WankPisher says:

          No make it a Bazzillion pounds as all internet bets between monikers should be. ROFL!!

          • straight up says:

            Fuck off you deluded prick.

          • WankPisher says:

            Go Fuck yourself you tinybrained shitbird

          • straight up says:

            Just another 6 days of your chicken shit piffle and you’ll be fucking off for good. Yippeeeee!!!!

          • WankPisher says:

            Wrong you fuckwitted piss-monkey.

            In just 6 days I’ll be roaring with laughter at all the frightened little toryboy weeds on here. They’ll all be weeping and crying as they realise Wavy Davy the wimp can’t even win a majority against a shit like Brown.

            I’ll also be laughing at the fucktards who backed hopeless c’unt Brown. So I can’t lose but you definitely will.

            Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
            LMFAO!

          • straight up says:

            What a spaz. I don’t know why you post on here, you know fuck all about politics.

  75. 264
    Hung Parly is Barmy says:

    As soon as the public suss that voting orange means getting brown they will switch to the tories. Yes, a few wet leftie metropolitan guardianistas will vote lib dem but who gives a fuck. But the message is gradually getting through that Clegg is more left than Brown, is shallow, will say anything for votes, and wants to turn us into even more of a eurozone than we are now. No one wants to risk 5 more years of socialism, whether it be orange or brown, or a shit coloured mixture of both.

    • 273
      Dave Blair is Smarmy says:

      Brown’s fucked.

      He’s in third place.

      No-one is buying that bullshit spin any more.

    • 306
      Rip Van Winkle says:

      Never forget just how f**king thick the average Brit is. He doesn’t know what socialism is and can’t spell it either.

  76. 267
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    Anonymous says:

    I’ll be up for balls.

  78. 276
    Fox Cocks says:

    Why did Dr Fox let Balls get away this fucking lie on question time last night?
    Q from audience. Are you going to put up VAT?

    Balls “no, and we have not put up VAT in 13 years”

    What rate were you levying for VAT last year Blinky? Have you forgotton? Shall i remind you? 15% you fucktard. I would therfore suggest that you put up VAT by 2.5% 4 months ago. Ergo you have increased VAT. Lying shitbag.

    Fox you muppet, why did you not skewer the bastard?

    • 298
      Disillusioned says:

      Why did Fox let Balls keep saying everytime the Tories get in they raise VAT.

      Errrrrrr what about the 1970′s LABOUR government Blinky you fucking idiot.

      Strewth all mighty wake up you dozy toffs you are trying to be decent men in an indecent time and you are letting the left wing walk all over you and plant their future seeds ready to grow.

      The tories are useless, if they get an outright majority they are doomed by their own impotency.

  79. 288
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    As if things weren’t bad enough for Bruin: http://tinyurl.com/yjrw6nf

  80. 293
    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:

    Wibble

  81. 294
    I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK ! says:

    This will be the Euro Zone Area 5 (formally known as England)National anthem in five years time if we dont act and vote UKIP

  82. 295
    Same Shit - Different Colour says:

    Vote lib dem get socialism. Look what they’ve done to the country…don’t let it happen again.

    • 330
      I'm the Heir to Blair Tony Cameron (hear my soundbites roar!) says:

      Vote Dave Get Blair

  83. 300
    The Effin Chef says:

    Sweetbreads en croute anyone?

    • 344
      Tachybaptus says:

      Nah, sweetbreads are thymus and pancreas. Sheep farmers have a lambs’ balls pie every spring — they taste a bit like kidneys, not too delicious but waste not, want not. The polite name for this dodgy delicacy seems to be ‘croodles’, not sure how it’s spelt.

  84. 302
    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:

    I want ZanuLabour to drop below 20%. Keep going Gordon!

  85. 303
    iron paling says:

    Ha ha hows your liblabcony thingy going now

  86. 307
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Balls & Cooper DIVORCE !

    You heard it here first !

  87. 309
    S.A.T. says:

    To be honest I was there. Balls and his bully-boy tatics got nowhere.

    As the so-called minister for Education he had no idea of the issue of the Labour closure of schools in the Morley and Outwood area, which has actually led to teachers made redundant in the area in the last five years!!!

    What does that say to his “but under a conservative government teachers will be made redundant” jibe.

    Calvert made an excellent arguement today… he knows local issues. Balls knew nothing about jobs being lost in the Morley and Outwood area due to public spending cuts due to the current Labour government causing a local business employing over 200 individuals from the area to become redundant, many of those who will be unable to find employment in the future, hearby costing the country more in unemployment benefits!

    I found it quite calming seeing Balls running back to his HQ, head down with his minions following him. He actually got the dressing down he deserves

  88. 313
    Bob Page says:

    They are the hardest of hardcore. If Gordon Brown curb stomped a crying baby in the middle of the street they would still vote Labour. I like to call them the “Brown Bottom”.

  89. 319
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    bollocks to balls says:

    ed’s a really good bloke -along with his wife yvette von cooper.
    how much have they stolen? expenses fraud anyone?
    where do they live?

    is it oop north with the ‘workers’ ?
    or darn sarf where they send their test tube babies to a posh school?

    he with his stupid lisp and her with less brains than a daffodil….

    just how did these twats ever get anywhere near government?

  91. 334
  92. 341
    BODGE IT and SCARPER Locksmiths LTD says:

    So thats a 5 lever mortice lock
    one Yale night latch
    and a couple of dead bolts for the back door
    On friday 8th of May 9 o’clock am
    and the address is 10 Downing street London SW1A 2AA
    and the invoice is made out to Mr Cameron

    thanks for your business

    • 366
      Rentokiller says:

      You forgot ‘Rentokil” to get rid of the rats in the bunker – there will be a load of them hiding in the sewers too,from where they come.

      And of course some dynamite to blow Brown out of his attic bedroom where the walls are covered in compasses – none of them “moral”.

    • 419
      Dustin The Turkey Vulture Hoffman says:

      10 Downing Street is the only door in the UK which must be opened from the inside

  93. 342
    Walter Mitty says:

    Initially I wanted the quick and dirty win of a Balls loss. But now I realise how short sighted that was. I want him to win and then get the Labour leadership to ensure they become utterly unelectable for years, decades, possibly never again.

  94. 346
    Anonymous says:

    At least after the election Gordo will plenty of free time to sue this guy….won’t he?

    http://thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=12246

  95. 349
    The Die is Cast says:

    Harris poll / Daily Mail
    CON 33%(+1)
    LDEM 32%(+2)
    LAB 24%(-1)

    Yougov / Sun
    CONSERVATIVES 34% 34%
    LIB DEMS 28% 28%
    LABOUR 28% 27%

    5 days to go

    RESULT – Hung Parliament

    • 354
      Anonymous says:

      What a fucking simpleton. He actually believes these polls. How very sad.

      • 375
        lolol says:

        That’s not what you were saying after the final debate was it twat ? LOL!
        How very funny.

    • 358
      Doctor Mick says:

      If those percentages applied homogenously across the country then the Tories would win 646 seats. You see, this is how first past the post works – it is no good coming second in the constituency.

      • 370
        Dream On says:

        Those polls mean a hung parliament and aren’t even close to being good enough for a tory majority. Even Fatboy Pickles knows that much and knows they aren’t lying. So you’re more stupid than Pickles. Impressive.

  96. 355
    A Calm Head says:

    Poll weighting is skewing everything towards a hung parliament, you will see a Tory majority, you will see the Labour in 3rd place in the popular vote, and you will see the party cease to exist when the Union funding gets banned.

    • 357
      Doctor Mick says:

      The Labour Party will split into Old and New and maybe one other faction: the Blairites, the Brownites and the Sodomites.

    • 371
      Dave's Leadership is dead says:

      Delusional says: “The polls are ALL wrong, the real position is obviously X”

      Based on what? Assertion ?

      The reality is that opinion polling is pretty much the only way of measuring public opinion. If you think the polls are wrong just because they “feel” wrong to you, it probably says more about what you would like the result to be than anything about the polls.

      They were right in the Euro Elections and the Mayoral Elections. Were you ?

  97. 361
    terence patrick hewett says:

    please forgive but anybody under 60 wont know. go over to the daily mail and “meet the glums”

  98. 362
    terence patrick hewett says:

    What is it they say about Yorkshire? When you visit keep a tight hold of your goolies. Wahay Yorkie!

  99. 363
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    How have we survived the past 2 weeks without a Labour Government in place to look after us, tell us what to do and control our every need or desire????

    WTF, amazing, we have survived, seems like we need less Government not more…. roll on Thursday !!

  100. 364
    Cassandra King says:

    Labour will be reduced to its core vote of around 20% perhaps less. The time for rejoicing is nearly upon us all we have to do is get out and vote and then sit up waiting for the hundreds of ‘Portillo moments’ as the counts are completed.
    I will be watching with gleeful anticipation as labour MPs are given the kicking they so richly deserve.

  101. 365
    Not long now. says:

    6 days time and these c*unts will be kicked out – the impostor Brown and his thugs.

    By Thursday morning,it will be an accepted fact that Brown and Labour are buried and with Brown threatening to “dig deeper” (you jus cannot make any of this up!),Brown will have ensured the end of those craven thugs.

    Already I feel a peace within myself.

    I don’t care if a camel is elected PM – anything but these grotty scum.

  102. 368
    The (Labour) Party is OVER! says:

    Take a look at this police identity parade,taken yesterday;

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1270171/Labour-course-worst-poll-result-92-years-support-crashes-just-24.html

    and in another “you just cannot make any of this up” moment,a car crashed within a few yards of where these Labour thugs were standing!

    Tell me that any of these scum wanted to be in this photocall!

    These thugs are out this time next week.

    I am writing to Brown this weekend to tell him to F*UCK off forever and go and hang himself from a lampost.

  103. 372
    Latest UNS Projection says:

    Hung Parliament.

    Conservatives short by 61.

  104. 376
    Leibor_Jokes says:

    Leibor’ll move heaven and hell to get the bully back in the legistature but he will either have a Portillo holiday before someone resigns (they will all be too young to die) or they may do a dirty deal to get him into the Lords.

    Lord Balls of Cockermouth?

  105. 377
    Down with Brown! says:

    Andrew Neil: Has Mr Brown given you any indication that you’d stay as Chancellor if he wins?
    Alistair Darling: Yes he has, and I would.
    AN: You would?
    AD: Yes.
    AN: And you’d be happy to do so?
    AD: Very happy.
    AN: So Ed Balls should not be packing his bags to move into Number 11?
    AD: I don’t think Ed has got any intention of doing that.
    AN: Well he did it once, but he had to unpack them again.
    AD: There’s nothing wrong with having ambition

  106. 378
    Down with Brown! says:

    13 years ago today…..Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and the hoons were elected to power.

    In five days time you get a chance to kick the bastards out of government. Don’t waste your vote.

    • 385
      I'm the Heir to Blair Tony Cameron (hear my soundbites roar!) says:

      I won’t.
      I have no intention of voting Blair’s mini-me Dave in.

  107. 379
  108. 381
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    fresh from the Bunker.

  109. 383
    Push comes to a shove says:

    Take these kind of s*cum in a plane and simply push them out over the African desert from about 100 feet.

    A kind of reverse Berlin Airdrop.

  110. 384
    Fred says:

    Up early today, bigotgate, the debate and a car crash yesterday. Loving every second of Labours destruction don’t want to miss a thing. Hoping he’ll wet himself today and Comical Ali has a public row with Mandy.

    • 388
      Shred says:

      “bigotgate, the debate and a car crash yesterday.”

      Those who were expecting big polling changes following the final debate will be disappointed. In the latest YouGov daily poll the Tories remain at their pre-Bigotgate 34% with both Labour and the LDs on 28%.

      I think that the Team Blue will find it slightly deflating not to be making the progress that last night’s performance by Cameron might have suggested. A 34 point share is less than one point up on what Michael Howard got in 2005.

      So not a lot of movement.

      Nothing seems to have changed.

      Loving every second of Labour and the Tories destruction

      • 392
        lolol the real one not the one that nicked my moniker says:

        People are totally pissed off with with all politicians of any rosette colour and I suppose will wait until the last voting moment before deciding,never forgiven Cameron and his cast iron guarentee and I’ve heard nothing about the EEC from any of the other parties apart from the one that can’t be named and UKIP and now don’t really give a toss which of the 3 parties get in as we seem to be going very slowly to our Rumania moment.

      • 394

        The polls are wrong – they’re probably right about tory and libdem fiures, more or less, but labour are crashing, and burning. I think they’ll see a final share of the vote of maybe 17%, something around there.

  111. 386
    Don't forget to vote Labour Gran! ...you big0t says:

    Latest downfall parody on the twatter incident in Bristol

  112. 391
    Rob says:

    “He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr

    “He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” – John Bright

    “He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts … for support rather than illumination.” – Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

  113. 407
    Can we vote yet? says:

    Nobody has a clue what is going to happen so pointless trying to guess.

    Parties do their own research and it is ‘usually’ more accurate than these Polls. Look at their body language and you will get a better idea as to how things are going.

    Does anybody think that Liebour would have wheeled out Bliar if all was not lost for them? Does anybody really have a clue of the number of voters switching to BNP from Liebour? Does anybody know if the Libdem vote will stand firm? Are we having a 1992 Election again where people say one thing but do another in the privacy of the Voting Booth?

  114. 423
    Bushwacker says:

    Had a great time Bushwacking Antony Calvert and his Conservative team in Morley town centre today. I would have loved to have had a go at Labour but none to be found. Calvert is still fighting to the end, and to his credit he has a laugh and a joke when Bushwacked. At this present moment in time, Balls must be worried has this so-called “safe” labour seat, that he hoped to carpetbag is not so safe. What will make him even more worried is that the BNP are eating into his vote more and more.

  115. 424
    Bushwacker says:

    After the hustings in Morley on the 30th, Ed Balls reminded me of seeing Saddam on TV just before his overthrow in 2003, shitting himself!!!!!!


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