April 29th, 2010

+ + + Bristol Police Receive Official Complaint + + +
+ + + Kerry McCarthy Accused of Breaching Electoral Law + + +
+ + + First Case of Electoral Twitter Crime + + +


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    Gawd, I'm Brown says:

    Oh my gawd. What else?

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    Animal says:

    This should prompt the local Electoral Services to get a bit more serious. Mind you, I’m not holding my breath with plod actually doing anything seeing that they’ll likely get a call from A certain Minister promising some extra funding as long as they fumble about for a few weeks and then give up.

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    Going Postal From Glenrothes to Bristol East and everywhere in between says:

    Minor technical breach of confusingly written regulations. She’ll get off.

    Now, if she was a Tory….

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    Dreamy Dave says:

    Dodgy dodgy dodgy – just like the whole Labour Party

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    JohnRS says:

    With just a few days to go before the poll I can’t believe any police force would be able to fudge this one. The papers will pick it up and pile more blame on McNutters plate.

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    Animal says:

    Pretty much bang on there. Shameful.

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    Undecided says:

    Was there any news on how the people of Bristol might vote, then?

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    Anonymous says:

    6 months in jail and knocked out of the election? Fingers crossed.

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    Adios el Gordo says:

    so 3 mp’s are in court? two more have been de-selected? one has been arrested for drink driving and the pm is calling an eldery widow a ‘bigot’ as she does not agree with him.


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    Anonymous says:

    @Kerry4MP 1st PVs opened in east Bristol, our sample: Lib Dem 24; Tory 34; Labour 226 about 2 hours ago

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    Gordons Twitter Tzar says:

    “Im a penitent sinner (my father was a manse you know) but today is today. Lets move on to tomorrow and talk about substance”

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    Anonymous says:

    This is going to be huge. Nothing surprises me anymore though.

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    if its postal voting …

    @Kerry4MP 1st PVs opened in east Bristol, our sample: Lib Dem 24; Tory 34; Labour 226,000 about 2 hours ago

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    Cheese Lover says:

    OT The Economist switches from Labour to the Conservatives:


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    Bigot says:


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    Em says:

    One more piece of shit for the Big Red Book of Labour Sleaze

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    Animal says:

    Why, on God’s earth, hasn’t somene in the MSM done a piece on the major Liebore scandals since 97? From Ecclestone through to Dolly Draper (twice) Mandelson (which alonf would be a pull-out supplement), McBride, Whelan, Campbell, vote rigging in Birmingham, Prescott, Griffiths, Blunkett, Baroness Scotland, the list goes on and on.

    Someone, somewhere, should print what these bastards have done in the last 13 years. The criminals are getting away with it and people are keeping their heads in the sand.

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    Anonymous says:

    Is it just Labour supporters who submit postal votes? This looks extremely fishy, not just because they were opened early and without following protocol. We all know members of the Labour Party have been involved in postal vote-rigging in the past… maybe they are hoping to game the system again this way? Let’s hope the Conservative Party is properly lawyered-up for this election, like Obama’s team for the 2008 US election.

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    QWERTY says:

    This is the BBC, We’re not interested, we want to attack those nasty politicians like Chris Grayling who say things in private and get secretly recorded, we like that as we at the BBC can slag Tory scum like him off.

    As for Gordon, it was a disgrace that he was secretly recorded, it was an invasion of his privacy and that was Gordon just being Gordon, Gordon is a nice man unlike Chris Grayling who is a Tory bastard who eats babies.

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    ….Sorry to bother you Gordon but Tony Blair is here . He wants to let you know he and Cherie are touring Wootton Basset tomorrow with some of his Palestinian friends.

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    Anonymous says:

    Those figures are absolutely ridiculous.

    Unless there is some bias in the way PV forms are distributed, there must be some measure of fraud going on to have a balance like that.

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    streamfisher says:

    Should bloody well think so too!, apart from everything else the figures for the cast postal votes look highly suspicious anyway, Gordon & Co. been doing a little quantitative postal vote easing………………. fraud, forgery and foolishness, Machiavellian Bastards!.

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    Schools Awash With Scum - Thanks to Liebor says:

    OT but on the subject of crime – AT LAST a Judge who has somehow, don’t ask how, has escaped the systematic ZaNuLiebor brainwashing!! and dares to speak of common sense, what next!


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    Pip says:


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    jgm2 says:

    According to bbc live feed she’s claiming she made a mistake. It was just an exercise.

    Plan A: Denial.

    Plan B: will be to blame somebody else for ‘hacking’ her twitter account.

    Plan C: will be to blame us for reading her twitter account and then saving her ‘confidential’ information. Privacy you see very important. Unless it’s your,/i> privacy in which case you’re just being paranoid.

    Plan D: Minor breach of technical rules. Nothing to see here, move along.

    Plan E: You’re only doing this because I’m a woman you misogynist bastards,

    Plan F:…..

    you get the picture.

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    Hang her, hang em all

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    That pullout section would need a health and safety sticker.
    Anything weighing over 11 kilos needs special handling.

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    Ian says:

    Is it just Labour supporters who submit postal votes? 229 to 34? This looks extremely fishy, not just because they were opened early and without following protocol. We all know members of the Labour Party have been involved in postal vote-rigging in the past… maybe they are hoping to game the system again this way? Let’s hope the Conservative Party is properly lawyered-up for this election, like Obama’s team for the 2008 US election.

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    Stepney says:

    Come on Plod.

    Get that truncheon polished and fire up the Panda.

    You arrested Damian Green quick enough and he hadn’t even broke the law.

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    Chris Grayling says:

    I couldn’t manage a whole one.

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    Peter from London says:

    This story has been in the headlines for 15 minutes now, I think that everyone is bored with it and it’s time to move on.

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    Jim Bowen says:

    Whats confusing about not publishing votes before a bloody election?

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    Alistair from London says:

    I agree with Peter from London

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    But they never do, so can we add substance abuse to the Prime Mentalists list of flaws?

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    Bristol Police says:

    Now then my love, tain’t nothing to see round yer, move along, pretty ideal.

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    Scum& Scam says:

    Ya beauty!

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    What puzzles me is why Labour only got 70%.

    The Dear Leader will be furious.

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    Gawd, I'm Brown says:

    This is joyous news – I’ll be able to hold my own in the debate tonight.

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    Hicks1969uk says:

    Looks like Kerry McCarthy will not be seeing the last debate tonight – as hopefully Bristol police will have her in a holding cell. Sick that she tried to laugh it off with the same line as “The Dear Leader” on being a sinner.

    You’ve done the crime – so do the time Kerry – bye bye.

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    Levi Stapress says:

    From Bristol evening Post this week:

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    Inquiry after wrong postal ballots sent
    MORE than 2,000 postal voters have been sent ballot papers for the wrong constituency after a blunder by the city council.

    The voters living in wards that have moved from the Bristol East seat to neighbouring Bristol West under boundary changes were mistakenly sent postal votes for their old constituency.

    The authority says its electoral services department has launched a “thorough investigation” to find out how the 2,378 voters affected were wrongly sent Bristol East ballot papers.

    The Evening Post understands all those affected live in the Lawrence Hill and Easton council wards, which form part of the Bristol West constituency for the first time at next week’s General Election.

    All of the voters affected were sent a letter yesterday telling them to destroy the Bristol East postal vote papers they have been sent.

    The council says that any votes for the Bristol East election returned by postal voters in the two wards can be identified and will be destroyed, so anyone who has already sent in their ballot paper will need to vote again.

    It says replacement postal votes for Bristol West will be sent out as soon as possible and should arrive no later than next Tuesday.

    However, every effort will be made to ensure delivery by Friday of this week.

    Completed postal votes can be posted back or handed in to the Council House or any polling station within the Bristol West constituency.

    Just gets curioser and curioser

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    New Hoon. says:


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    Hugh Janus says:


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    Anonymous says:


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    botogol says:

    this is the fraud election. fraud – esp with postal votes will be the top story of the election by Friday week.

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    Jim Bowen says:

    Labour Party now has a tweet up saying ‘suckers’ as though it was a hoax, not a very delicate plan to cover things up:-


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    Johan says:


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    You left out the three from the very back of the playbook..When there is no other way then yell…


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    Misogynist says:

    Silly cow

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    Anonymous says:

    Why don’t you do it? .. stick it on a blog.

    Here’s what I started last year to help you on your way http://wiki.ge2010.co.uk/Labour

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    Things can only get better!

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    I hate New Labour says:

    I have a feeling it won’t matter.

    The lefties have a taste for power and they’ll fix this somehow.

    Despair and doom await us all…

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    I thought that the envelopes were cards from well wishers, what with all those XXXXXXX's for me says:

    Kerry McCarthy postal votes = Very last petty crook charms

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    Lamp post & rope R' US says:

    Is that right Peter. nothing to see here, move along now type shit.

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    jgm2 says:

    That was a jury that found him ‘not guilty’. Labour are planning to do away with them.

    As Brown found out, ordinary people just will not do as they’re told.

    How can Brown work with a court system that allows ordinary members of the public to decide on innocence or guilt? Answer? He can’t.

    So it needs to be fixed.

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    Philip McArthur says:

    Of course the Postal Ballot is rigged thats why Labour were all for it. Will the Bristol Police take action? WILL THEY HELL perhaps they will find some Conservative supporters parked on double yellows.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    These bloody people don’t have the sense they were born with.

    In the words of Baroness Scotland: Just a technical breach of the rules.

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    SPG says:

    Give her a bit of the Blair Peach treatment.

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    Animal says:

    As I was typing it the same thought came to my head funnily enough. But then I remembered TAT’s crowing about his so-called ‘blog’………..

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    I said it once i’ll say it again print screen and save the screenshots of everything, these communist scum cannot be trusted, if they hang themselves with their own words then make sure you get it saved before they delete fucking everything to cover up their sorry corrupt scum sucking asses.

    These people are the cancer killing society, they need to be wiped out by any means necessary.

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    Sleepless in Kirkaldy says:

    Well not in one sitting

  65. 65
    Damien from nowhere says:

    I agree with Alistair from London

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    As i posted this morning
    the law does not apply to politicians !


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    Gordon from Fife says:

    I agree, this story is bigoted. We need some news that’s more about substance, not style.

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    Geordieboy says:

    These postal votes wouldn’t happen to be prisoners votes, of course not, Labour wouldnt steep so low except to steal the wallet out of a dwarfs pocket.

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    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    You were lucky, my father was a small two bedroomed bungalow.

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    P.C. Filth says:

    I may proceed to pedal in a Bristolly direction and pop in for a pint or two. Over.

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    Bardirect says:

    Where can we see a full copy of the Sunlight letter? Does it wrongly refer to Sction 66A rather than 66 (4)?

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    boomer says:

    Someone’s head must roll!

    My Postal Vote is now going to be handed in to my local polling station.

    It’s allowed you know, but I’ll need a day off work to do it.

    Peeking Twitterers f*** orff!!!

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    Em says:

    I doubt anyone ever wins it.

    Guido won’t pay P&P

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    Eddie Lizard says:

    You forgot “racist”.

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    Kerry story on R4 now.. quite a surprise.
    “I was pretty silly to do this. I was over exuberant, just a silly mistake”

    Who had that excuse posted on here first.. jgm2 at 5.39 I think

    BBC also say it is a criminal offence and gets 6 months in cells in England and 12 months in Scotland.

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    trojan horse says:

    The MSN is in on it,

    why did the MSN ignore the politicians giving our country away to a unelected communist totalitarian police state in Europe?

    why did the NSM igore Cklimage gate?

    why do the MSN overlook the important scandels and cover the trivia?

    Because the MSN is owned and controled by the corporate cartel that controls the banks which control our politicians.

    The media could have brought the goverment down many times reprecenting the peoples interests yet it did not.

    The media is your enemy, cancel your subscriptions today and let the anti British anti democracy beast die.

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    Prezza says:

    What are the problem here? I said to Pauline, I said to her, stop polishing that there toilet seat, come and read this NOW or I’ll be practicing my crocket swing on yer.
    She stopped the polishing within the hour, and, once she’d adjusted her hair, put on more slap, then she did as she were told like.
    We both read with no condensation at all, the todofuss bout opening postal vetos. Bemay it’s a bit unregular, but like my swivelled eyed mate Ed would say, so what?

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    Postal Vote Fraud = One Of Multiculturalisms 'Benefits' says:

    229 Labour votes, who the fuck are these clowns trying to fool?

    I want to see an investigation into these 229 people and see if they;

    A. Are aware they have voted for labour

    B. Actually exist.

    C. What background they have, i.e. do they work the labour party or unite union.

    D. How long they have lived in the UK.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Send in the Sweeney.

    Shut it Kerry you slag!

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    RavingMad says:

    Surely this has to be dealt with.

    It’s good that you have made a complaint. If it is ignored then the rule of law has no credibility in this country anymore. This means that not only are we penniless we are lawless. Maybe the people should take to the streets and take the law into their own hands … I’m sick of this

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    The last days of Labour says:

    The Labour meltdown is in full force and will reach its conclusion next Thursday.

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    Chop says:

    Pity she’s already admitted to it…with the new Labour catchphrase, “I’m a penitent sinner”

    They gonna use that for every fuck up from now on then?

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    Alan Mullet says:


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    um - Thanks to Liebor says:

    Dodgy MP pleads for more cash!

    Anyone who dislikes Cow on Cow action please refrain from clicking on this link:

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    Peter from London says:

    Gordon, I fully agree with you. I think that Bristol voters are a sophisticated lot, and that will see this for what it is, and will judge Ms McCarthy on her record – and by that I mean her political record.

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    streamfisher says:

    *** Breaking now***
    Gordon Brown caught ‘in flagrante’ in threesome with Peppa Pig and an Elvis impersonator, BBC’s political commentator Nick Robinson says move along nothing to see here.

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    Same show the BBC are dissing PFI. Talking about Gordon’s hospital that he launched the campaign in. BBC are saying it hasn’t been paid for and PFI costs 20% more than if the government builds it. Also that all this debt is off the government’s balance sheets.
    Then it talks about unfunded public sector pensions and calculates government REAL debt , not Gordon’s spin debt, is £90,000 debt / household.

    Alistair and Peter bet get round to Broadcasting house sharpish. Someone’s gone wildly off message. Right before the great helmsman’s debate to!

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    Anonymous says:

    is der any asians biznessmen in constishency innit?

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    Charles Manson says:

    I’m a ruthless, evil criminal. Can I join Labour please?

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    Scum& Scam says:

    Oooh Kerry get your tweets out for the boys in blue. Slide down that slippery pole. Pure dip shittery.

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    jgm2 says:

    ‘Over exhuberant, just a silly mistake’?

    Are these real postal ballot results or not?

    The sense I took from the BBC feed was that these figures were somehow part of an exercise they’d carried out.

    But if these are the real count figures then she is fucked.

    Playing the ‘I’m just a silly little girl’ card isn’t going to cut it.

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    jgm2 says:

    And just in time for the evening news too. Although I guess that will be obliterated by the tirade of lies, accusations and pure arsewipery to be manufactured by the Maximum Imbecile.

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    Imprison Jonah says:

    Good news, folks! Only 7 days of this wretched, disgusting government left!

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    Tesco is fucking the country says:

    Well said, Animal – and don’t forget Glenrothes.

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    Someali mistake, shurely?

    The 70% share is nothing compared to what Liebour is preparing for the rest of the country – hell, that’s barely two houses worth of postal votes!

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    jgm2 says:

    The electoral register is probably already missing.

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    Mrs Duffy says:

    what is the evidence? A tweet is not a fact.When the actual opened votes are shown then there is evidence.

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    Tony says:

    My god, is that an official Labour site? Its awful – If I didn’t know anything about the party that’d make me not want to vote for them. Its setting all kinds of alarm bells off for me – like seeing something out of communist Russia. What a vile bunch.

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    T.a.T 2.0 says:

    The thing that seems common with all socialists is that they are all as tps (thick as pig 5hit).

    brown tps
    balls tps
    mc carthy tps
    cooper lady boy tps
    draper tps
    mc bride tps

    I could go on but you get the general idea.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Twitter Tzar” Kerry? I wouldn’t trust you to mind my goldfish. Anyway, game on as you say.

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    Dorian Smith says:

    “I am a penitent sinner” – wasn’t that a song by the Wurzels?

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    Anonymous says:

    I wonder if it was that Sue’s fault?

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    Would that be that white substance used by our Glaswegian Liebur friends, a leading one of whom, following to some sharpish moves by the Scots Mafia, is now in involuntary exile thanks to a trail of death and dirty deeds.

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    Mrs Duffy says:

    bigoted woman

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    kerry face like a slapped arse says:

    it is all a tory plot.

    they made me do it.

    with the help of rupert murdoch and mrs.thatcher….and she eats babies.raw!

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    Who popped Kerry's cherry? says:

    Who’s the main candidate standing against Kerry? If the bitch has a notional majority, I want to donate to help kick her out on her fat, corrupt arse.

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    jgm2 says:

    I got my book off Guido.

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    The truth seeker Gordon Brown Feb 2010 says:

    Dont forget me.Google my title to find out

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    Going Postal says:

    Please can somebody find out whether any other agents were there. And secondly, why are these ‘votes’ being opened so early. This really doesn’t make sense. If you are an agent for one of the other parties – please comment on this thread. Thank you.

    If you are an electoral returning officer, official, or other knowledgable person, please could you post the regulations regarding the counting of postal votes and how such votes are broken down to ward level within a constituency. Again, thank you.

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    AC1 says:

    0bamas an expert in getting the dead to vote.

    You can take the politician out of Chicago, but…

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    Two faces says:

    This is all Sue’s fault.

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    Nuclear fission?

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    jgm2 says:

    Somebody posted up her figures from the last election.

    Looks fairly safe for her unfortunately.

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    Lamp post & rope R' US says:

    We will be doing just that for this and many other grievances after the GE is out the way. Would you care to take part?

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    stun says:

    Ah yes, but it’s on R4. Hardly going to influence the last remaining stinking rump of core NuLab voters, unfortunately. This way, the Beeb can claim neutrality without influencing a single vote against their masters.

    If it makes it to the 6pm BBC1 news, I’d be highly surprised

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    Paul Lean Fat says:

    You sure it was Peppa?
    Thinking JP with lipstick.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Fuck you bigot

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    Robert Mugabe says:

    Don’t worry, nothing will happen…

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Well done that woman at the factory in Halesowen
    (see guido’s quote of the day)
    I have just seen it on the BBC
    fucking priceless
    i would love to have heard the mental fucker when he got back in the car this time !

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    Anonymous says:

    Screen shots? Kezza wouldn’t like that:

    “”I have personally called the returning officer at Bristol city council to apologise, and assured him I have removed the information as quickly as possible, within a matter of minutes.

    “He has advised that it would not be lawful for anyone else to publish the information, for example, by re-posting my original tweet.”

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    McManus says:

    Labour got 77 million votes

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    Big Sheila, HMP Holloway says:

    I’ll look after her if she comes in here. I’ll be a really good friend to her…

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    Anonymous says:

    I can not find any part about “making up numbers”. The law is about reporting what happens. If it never happened then she might be in the clear.

    Is there a general law about influencing an election.

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    Kerry McCarthy says:

    It was the right thing to do…

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    Anonymous says:

    You have to go on and at least mention Mad Hattie she is really as bright as a blackout that one.

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    Anonymous says:

    BBC now report :

    1759: Bristol City Council says it has reported an alleged breach of electoral rules to the police. It says the Labour candidate for Bristol East – Kerry McCarthy – brought the matter to the authority’s attention…..

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    Postal Vote Fraud = One Of Multiculturalisms 'Benefits' says:

    Most of the electoral returning officers are corrupt as well, B*N*P and UKIP boxes for starters have been tampered with on multiple occasions up and down the country while under the supposedly neutral and non political guard of the officers.

    If they do it to the B*N*P and UKIP love them or hate them they are legal parties, they will not have second thoughts of doing it to the baby eating Tories or sandal wearing Lib Dems.

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    Martin Day says:

    Guido Fawkes says News of the World-Mail on Sunday offer joint 90k to Mrs Duffy. Sun pulled out when she wouldn’t say Vote Tory

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    Disclosing early results before the polls have closed clearly distorts any election and should, if serious and deliberate, render the result invalid. Read how the Conservative have accepted such a rigged result for several years:


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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    What you complaining about ?
    it sounds just about right
    when you think that Saddam Hussein got 99.8% in his last election !

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    Postal Vote Fraud = One Of Multiculturalisms 'Benefits' says:

    At this rate we will need to call in the UN to oversee our elections in future like they have to in Zimbabwe.

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    Labourlost says:

    “Lessons have been learned from yesterdays misunderstanding by Mrs Duffy and Sue. From Now on Nurse Ratched will NOT leave The Great Leaders side.”

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    jgm2 says:

    There’s no such thing as B&P and UKIP boxes is there? They’re mixed boxes from the polling stations until they’re counted. At which point they’re out of the box and sorted.

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    John B from Buckingham says:

    Nice udders!

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    Bardirect says:

    Thanks and luckily they didn’t refr to 66A in th ltter. This is the wrong section – it relates to exit poll information.

    The relevant proscription relating to postal votes is Section 66 (4) Those attending:

    “shall not attempt to ascertain at the proceedings in connection with the receipt of the ballot papers the candidate for whom any vote is given in any particular ballot paper or communicate any information with respect thereto obtained at those proceedings.”

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    Prezzer says:

    I could do half a dozen

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    John Prescott says:

    This is all down to Tory Toff Murdock and his Battenburg chums, make no mistake about that.

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    tenpin says:

    you forgot “toilets” maguire…..the sniveling idiot.

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    Time for a quiet puke says:

    Gordon says, ” I’m a man chock a block with substances”

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    Machiavelli says:

    hey I was a smart guy

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    Cassandra King says:

    The conservatives they are monitoring the situation but they “do not plan on taking any action”

    Says it all really doesnt it?

    A random sample is opened and hey presto nearly all of the votes are labour and labour have been heavily involved in ballot rigging in the past and the conservatives are happy to let it go/cannot put two and two together and suss out that all is not well in postal vote land.
    How many tens of thousands of fake postal votes will it take to swing marginals in labours favour?
    So desperate to rig the election they have done the old north Korean Kim Il Sung tactic where everyone votes for the dear leader.
    Maybe one other party will call in the plod at some point.

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    Machiavelli says:

    It’s a planned route back to the dark ages

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    Mrs T says:

    That nice David boy really needs to grow a fucking pair.

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    AC1 says:

    Best stick it on a blog because ALJaBeebya will memory hole it.

    See the link from here


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    streamfisher says:

    Gordons ideas on fiscal matters are now further linked by his ideas on electoral voting to those of Mugabe, next get all those white farmers out of Devon?.

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    johnny says says:

    Jury nullification is an important part of British law and order – it allows the people to decide what isn’t a crime even if the State insists it is.

    That is why they are doing away with juries.

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    Kerry McCarthy says:

    Well …… I DO like my back tickled

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    Unsworth says:

    More gravy?

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    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    Postal votes were always designed to keep Labour in power !!

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    Longbow says:

    thanks for the clarification

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    jgm2 says:

    I’m not re-posting it. I’m storing it as evidence.

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    T.a.T 2.0 says:

    Lying bastards-do they honestly think she would have fessed up if it hadnt been picked up by the blogosphere.

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    Mr Plum says:

    Guess if you have not got any it is harder to drop one

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    Alix says:

    Well, that’s a bit unjoined-up, given that she’s just made a public apology.

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    Machiavelli says:

    and if you do not have microsoft word you can still use print screen this way
    Hold down Ctrl while you press print screen. Then open paint and click edit and go down to paste,remember to save it.

  158. 158
    jgm2 says:

    Yep. Practically every single jury in the UK is tampered with. By the judge.

    The judge will often tell them ‘if you believe jgm2 did call Brown a cu*nt then you must find him guilty under section blah blah of such and such an act…’

    But that is a load of shit. That is tampering with the jury.

    It is up to the jury to decide if calling Brown a cu*nt is any kind of crime at all.

    There is precedent.

  159. 159
    Anonymous says:

    Doesn’t the British Museum Library have a copy of everything published?

  160. 160
    Engineer says:

    And that’s just in Bristol East…

  161. 161
    streamfisher says:

    He’s got a Conference Pear in his back garden.

  162. 162

    Every day the Labour party give me even more reasons to hate them.

    When you think they can’t sink any lower, they go and pull another dog shit from the sewer.

    …… why do lone crazy gunmen go on shooting sprees in schools, when they would be welcomed as heroes for letting rip at a Labour Party conference….?

  163. 163
    Adios el Gordo says:

    can someone ask DC to please ask mcmoron if the uk is going to have to contribute towards the greek bailout after he promised a referendum, denied us it and signed us fully into europe

  164. 164
    jgm2 says:


    the judge directed the jury to come to a verdict without hearing the defense.[50]

    Despite heavy pressure from the Lord Mayor to convict Penn, the jury returned a verdict of “not guilty”. When invited by the judge to reconsider their verdict and to select a new foreman, they refused and were sent to a cell over several nights to mull over their decision. The Lord Mayor then told the jury, “You shall go together and bring in another verdict, or you shall starve”, and not only had Penn sent to jail in loathsome Newgate Prison (on a charge of contempt of court), but the full jury followed him, and they were additionally fined the equivalent of a year’s wages each.[51][52] The members of the jury, fighting their case from prison in what became known as Bushel’s Case, managed to win the right for all English juries to be free from the control of judges.

  165. 165
    Machiavelli says:

    There are digital copies of it

  166. 166
    Atheist on a jet plane with a five grand compensation claim says:

    Hey Lord Justice Laws,

    Was that volcano an act of God, yes or no?

  167. 167
    K Mc Carthy says:

    It was a genuine mistake Ok.Anyone can make a mistake cant they.

    Your only picking on me because I am a lesbian,vegetarian woman.

    I am going to report you all to Harriet who will have you all arrested and interned for the duration of the vote of confidence in our Great Leader.
    I have done nothing wrong but if I did it wasnt my fault.

    I must go its the friendly local Police at the door .

    “leave me alone you pigs you will never take me alive aaaarrrgh”

  168. 168
    Mitch says:

    The Maximum imbecile on Sky just trying to explain away yesterday as a mistake and its all OK now cos he apologised ??? FFS what planet does this bong eyed porridge wog live on.
    We saw the real PM and its not pretty his delusions and rewriting of history is amazing.

  169. 169
    Mr Plum says:

    I cannot believe that they allow postal votes to be opened a week early, what are the rules on this

  170. 170
    twattyfilarious says:

    Where’s the blog Tat?

  171. 171
    Engineer says:

    It’s Global Economics.

    We give it to the Greeks to bail them out. They then bail out the Spanish, who bail out the Portugese, who bail us out…..

  172. 172
    Kerry McCarthy says:

    Good afternoon officer. My name is Kerry and I have arrested myself for electoral crimes. I have brought myself here to this police station so that you can investigate me.

  173. 173
    Peter Grimes says:

    Dream on!

  174. 174
    Blame it on the boogie says:

    It is understood that Browns strategy in tonights debate when confronted with issues such as The selleing of the Gold, the theft of pensions and the monumental National debt is to blame it on Sue.

  175. 175
    AC1 says:

    The volcano could be termed “An act of god”, but the revocation of flight licences on (now known to be false) safety grounds is definitely Man-Made.

  176. 176
    WRVS lady says:

    I’ll box your lugs

  177. 177
    Peter Grimes says:

    Not only how they might vote, Kerry could probably tell us the final result right now.

    Is the local council ZaNuLaB, and is the returning officer one of theirs, I wonder?

  178. 178
    Anonymous says:

    They have already rigged the counting by not counting until Friday thus giving labour time and opportunity to interfere with the cardboard ballot boxes(when did we stop using metal ballot boxes)

  179. 179
    Devil's Dumplings says:


    I thought postal votes were stored under lock and key until counting takes place on election day. If I thought my postal ballot was being opened today (posted yesterday) I would have held off posting it until Tuesday.

    Can someone in the know actually give us the facts on this – seriously.

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    Fuck off Fatty says:

  181. 181
    Unsworth says:


  182. 182
    Engineer says:

    That’s OK, but the Election Agents of each party must be present, and they’re bound by secrecy until the Returning Officer announces the result for the whole constituency.

    Somebody broke the rules about secrecy – maximum penalty six months (twelve months in Scotland) or five grand. (According to the Returning Officers’ representative on PM programme.)

  183. 183
    T.a.T 2.0 says:

    Toppa the landing – first left, mate

  184. 184
    Unamerican says:

    Kerry McCarthey.Game over!

  185. 185
    Chinese Whispers says:

    I’m an impotent spinner.

  186. 186
    AC1 says:

    They do a great Ruby Ruby Ruby cover.

  187. 187
    Moody Blue says:

    1400 followers. What a staggering success.

  188. 188
    Faaaaarrrrt says:

    you mean postal votes were out before bigotgate?

  189. 189
    Peter Grimes says:

    It were Jacquie Five Bellies!

  190. 190
    Bob Dole says:

    ITV blanked out the results. (showed same image as Guido).

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  192. 192
    David Cameron says:

    Back Garden? That’s a Walled Kitchen Garden and Orchard, I’ll have you know!

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    jgm2 says:

    According to BBC feed looks like genuine results off a sample of postal votes. Don’t know if that sample is ‘all the ones we’ve received so far’ or ‘first 500 we came to’ or what.

    However they’re real results so I’d say somebody should be appearing before the beak before too long.

    Will Kerry name her source?

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    lolol says:


  195. 195
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Dan Rather CBS
    After yesterdays gaff By Gordon Brown
    he is really damaged
    his chances of winning the election were “Slim to none”and slim just left town !

  196. 196
    Mrs Duffy says:

    I have made my mind up as I don’t hold with cheating and I am going to vote for that Mr Cameron.


  197. 197
    streamfisher says:

    Posh bugger.

  198. 198
    Duffy the Bufty Slayer formerly known as Seth the pig farmer says:

    Straight out of the nulab play book. Now she reported it herself she obviously has nothing to hide and it was a genuine mistake and technical breach of the rules etc etc

  199. 199
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    I think I am a Labour hating bigot!!!!!

  200. 200
    Moody Blue says:

    Labour workers just walk around all the local old peoples’ care homes and get the papers X’ed in the right place and then post them. Simples.

  201. 201
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    Does hating Labour make me a bigot?

  202. 202
    Anonymous says:

  203. 203
    Amy Catchers Revolt Pork Sty says:

    A Paycheck’s Merry Volts Tort

  204. 204
    Peter Grimes says:

    So the Tories’ internal leadership election is subject to General Election rules, is it?


  205. 205
    T.a.T 2.0 says:

    I am using my expertise freelancing at the moment you cripple spastic mongtard.

  206. 206
    John "Prezza" Prescott says:

    Er? T’twit czar

  207. 207
    Nick2 says:

    On a slightly serious note, the wireless mike was a pooled one, belonging to Sky.

    I wonder if the ‘private conversation’ would ever have seen the light of day if the mike belonged to the BBC?

  208. 208
    Brewminster says:

    This can only get bitter.

  209. 209
    The Admiral says:

    Health and Safety. Too heavy… FFS…

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    Longbow says:

    Yup, your postal vote is not in secure storage.

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    David Cameron says:

    And I’ve no idea if it’s a Conference Pear. I’ll have to ask the garden staff.

  212. 212
    The Admiral says:


  213. 213
    Anonymous Misogynist says:

    It’s a slow day in a little Lancashire town. The sun is beating down,and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich tourist from down south is driving through town. He stops at a hotel and lays a £100 in cash on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.
    As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
    The butcher takes the £100 and runs down the street to repay his debt to the sheep farmer.
    The sheep farmer takes the £100 and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.
    The guy at the Farmer’s Co-op takes the £100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her services on credit.
    The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.
    The hotel proprietor then places the £100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.
    At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, picks up the £100, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.
    No one produced anything.. No one earned anything.
    However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.
    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the British Government is conducting business today..

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    John Presscock says:

    Who mentioned sauce?

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    a plea to the ether says:

    i have repeatedly warned the security services who monitor these pages that the PM is disturbed and dangerous .

    I don’t just mean this in the “he is totally useless/a foolish bully” manner, but in terms of his dictatorial and dangerous personality and lust for power.

    Think back to the canceled election of 2007; “i want need time to present my vision to the country” – now just roll those words around your head and think for a moment about the sinister implications of them allied to the clusterfuck that has been his 3 year premiership. The man is unstable & dangerous, with a vanguard of loyal and committed supporters placed in various organizations, structures and institutions.

    Many have pointed this out, there have been a series of shocking scandals under the government from Kelly to Glenrothes to this . All investigations have been silenced. For those who scoff, take a gander at Robert Conquest’s book regarding the rise of Stalin, the M.O. is the same: backroom operator believes his destiny is leader, poor at speeches, places people in positions in the party, uses policy to isolate opponents, uses smears, lies, courts and (finally) purges to remove opponents, removes democratically elected rival (kirov), introduces new constitution under the guise of “reform and democracy”, silences dissenting voices in civil society, beings war against a class of people.

    You have the power to expose and finish this once and for all. I realize that you will tend to dismiss this as hyperbole, irrational, unreasonable etc.; perhaps you are loyalists, but think about how a further five years of this will be. ID cards, biometric databases, expansion of RIPA, thoughtcrimes, lies, abolition of trial by jury and a million further travesties of our liberties and justice. Think about how your position never protects you against the beast, if you do not comply, you will be destroyed. Think about your children. Please consider your actions carefully as our lives are now in your hands.

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    Wants 2 know says:

    are we going to live chat during the debate mein fuhrer Guido?

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    The Admiral says:

    First job for DC…

  218. 218
    Little John Richard says:

    Someone wrote of people going around old people’s homes to register voters and “assisting” in the voting process.

    Made this site I believe.

  219. 219
    Chop says:

    It’s all for the greater good.

  220. 220
    Groucho Marx says:

    The host has disabled readers comments.

    Wouldn’t want the plebs having a say. Private members only, and you’re not in the club.

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    Disgusted of Ten Bridge Rolls... says:

    Any breach of electoral rules should result in the candidate and the party they are representing to be disqualified from standing in the constitiuency.

    Voting fraud discovered after an election should result in a bye election taking place and any individual or party implicated should be banned from contesting the seat.

    Anyone caught breaking electoral rules should be banned from standing for election to public office ever again.


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    Longbow says:

    If wish it were so but my feeling is that it will make absolutely no difference. I would wager that the polling being published now will still be virtually the same come May 5th,
    What the final result will be is hung one way or another.

  223. 223
    charlie wheelbarrow says:

    mmm mmm mm m mm mm mm (sorry, rude to talk with my mouth full)

  224. 224
    John Presscock says:

    When I said Labour Go Fourth I didnt mean Fourth place.

    I am sure our Gordon can pull something out of the bag for tonight.Unfortunately the bag in question is his colostomy bag.

  225. 225
    First Tracker Poll out since BigotGate says:

    No change.

  226. 226
    pickled wizard says:

    or maybe mrs JP

  227. 227
    Longbow says:

    Shoulda, coulda, woulda dont get the job done
    Shall, can, do does the jobbie

  228. 228
    John Presscock says:

    The only poll we are interested in are the results next Friday so fook orf there a good man.

  229. 229
    Gobshite says:

    Think the local Somali Warlord couldn’t be arsed putting crosses in 300 odd boxes so he just photocopied the one.

    Well, it’s not as exciting as piracy is it?

  230. 230
    pickled wizard says:

    Well, postal stats rather than tractor stats for a change

  231. 231
    Longbow says:

    Postal votes have been determined since before last Xmas

  232. 232
    Gobshite says:

    Gordon wouldn’t get that much at a Labour Party conference!

  233. 233
    pickled wizard says:

    Yup – definately didn’t appear on BBC radio snotlipped kids!

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    Gobshite says:

    And what the fuck is she doing anywhere near a pile of postal ballots in the first place.

    And why are they being ‘counted’ now?

    Shouldn’t they be tallied with the real votes on election night?

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    The Hague says:

    war criminal

  236. 236
    Longbow says:


  237. 237
    Gobshite says:

    Compared to Gordon, Saddam was pretty popular though.

  238. 238
    Desert Rat says:

    Probably will not get complaints from most Labour postal voters affected, as they probably died in the last two years.

  239. 239
    Gobshite says:

    Typo on hat.

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    Mugabe says:

    FFS Postal votes EXPLOIT Muslim families. The “man” of the Household is able to dictate how the rest of his family vote. The Only safe way is the private and secret ballot box.

    Labour are exploiting this to extraordinary proportions and the Tories go along with it. Until postal voting and intimidation within the home is abolished Keith Vaz will be an MP.

    Mugabe offers more hope to the repressed than Labour.

  241. 241
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    WTF?? The security services monitor these pages???

    Well I would just like to say that Gordon Brown is a good gay!! Oops, sorry, I mean a good guy!

    May God bless him and all who sail in him !!

  242. 242
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    Not true………. we have had no problems on the other debates !!

  243. 243
    Gobshite says:

    Hope CMD and Clegg get on the case about this.

    What next? Dodgy voting machines?

    Dirty, corrupt, bastards!!!

  244. 244
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    Exploit?? no way, it helps the muslim/labour vote !!

  245. 245
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    Do you consider Special Branch as part of the security services?? The office of misinformation obtain most of their info by reading the morning newspapers !!

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    Longbow says:

    Our President van Bumpy is happy with that and will be the winner whatever happens, this GE is about a change of management for the Atlantic Island branch

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    The encounter with Jonah turns Mrs Duffy into a different person says:

    Exclusive: a close friend of Gillian Duffy – the woman called “bigoted” by Gordon Brown – says she is worried for her health and that it has “changed her life”. Nick Martin reports.

    Lifelong friend Ann Bradley told Channel 4 News that the past 24 hours had “changed Gillian’s life” and that she was becoming increasingly stressed by the intense media attention.

    “She just went out for a loaf, came back and woke up a very different person this morning,” she told Channel 4 News north of England correspondent Nick Martin.

    “I was very concerned for her health. What with all the media – it can’t be good for you. She didn’t ask for all that.”

    The 65 year-old widow came face to face with Gordon Brown in her home town of Rochdale during a election walkabout yesterday.


  248. 248
    Harry the Camel says:

    Don’t forget that Liebor have passed a law that allows Plod to rummage your computer remotely, via your ISP. That’s the right thing to do.

    If it’s running slowly, they are probably doing it now .

  249. 249
    Mugabe says:

    Sorry, I meant the postal vote exploits Muslim women. Not that Harriet seems too bothered. Perhaps they should turn Lesbian

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    Anonymous says:

    David Cameron commenting on the fact that Ed Balls was also privately educated said

    “The difference is I don’t hide it. I have never hidden my background or my family or where I am from.”

    To be fair to Ed & Mrs Ed judging by their “second and first homes debacle” they dont actually know where they are from either.

  251. 251
    Labour are scum says:

    Are the Bristol police going to do anything?
    Their chief constable, apart from having a reputation for being a serial shagger, is one of NooLabs proteges.

  252. 252
    Chop says:

    Or he can always say “I’m a penitent sinner”, then put his little finger in his mouth.

  253. 253
    Postal Vote Fraud = One Of Multiculturalisms 'Benefits' says:

    Keith Vaz already knows he has been re-elected with an outstanding majority.

  254. 254
    Anonymous says:

    Ah Kerry……

  255. 255
    Mrs Duffy says:

    I hope Jonah does not wish me well

  256. 256
    Ah'l poonch yow in't gob ya fat booger says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Police and CPS have Labour’s back covered.

  258. 258
    Gobshite says:

    Not after ZanuLab have finished with them.

    Obviously, they would break the seals, ‘enhance’ the contents, then seal it back up.

  259. 259
    Tin Foil Hat Watch says:

    by the bildyburger NWO lizards

  260. 260
    The Debate Anti-Spin room welcomes your comments says:

    Or to put it another way,.. Fuck Off!

  261. 261
    Gobshite says:

    Give Parcel Force the contract.

    They’ll never be seen again!

  262. 262
    Anonymous says:

    I ws concerned about this as well. The medja dont give a f**k about how this will effect this lady,

  263. 263
    Sheep Shagger says:

    Serial shagger?

    Where’s the fun in that?

  264. 264
    streamfisher says:

    An Englishman’s home is his castle, whereas Normans have them all over the place.

  265. 265
    Gobshite says:

    If Labour manage to get back in, I wouldn’t want to be a blogger!

    Guido and OH will be on the next Learjet to Gitmo.

  266. 266
    thick arse thief says:

    Not got a job yet ? Where’s the blog Tat ?

  267. 267
    I'll scweam an scweam an scweam says:

    it’s the BBC’s fault Dave is shit !!! !!! !!!

  268. 268
    Longbow says:

    An English man’s home is a hovel in the very near future, castles are not green enough.

  269. 269
    AC1 says:

    You mean you’re unemployed?

  270. 270
    Untold pressure and NO support. says:

    Neither does Gordon. He must have known that his visit to her home to try and save his skin would have put tremendous pressure on Mrs Duffy.

    Horrible stuff gordon only cares for Gordon. The press will gradualy report this though so it is not over yet.

  271. 271
    Longbow says:

    If labour manage to get back in I am moving on to being a subverter/insurgent.

  272. 272
    A Prole says:

    Why isn’t Guido letting we Proles into his Anti spin Room?

  273. 273
    UKIP Until We're Free says:

    Only 70% for Labour ! They need to take operating advice from their Bradford Branch office – they’re working to a target of 105% this time.

    Shouldn’t be a problem for them – they started filling them in last September.

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    nell says:

    I think I read that she is off on holiday to Canada either today or tomorrow so hopefully she will get away from it all until after the election.

    With luck when she comes back gutlessgordon will have been assigned to the rubbish bin!

  275. 275
    a touch of the proles says:

    You’ve just answered your own question.

  276. 276
    A Prole & a Pleb says:

    You are wrong. Plebs and Proles were also excluded by Guido from the previous two debates.

  277. 277
    UKIP Until We're Free says:

    And give the DNA swab !

  278. 278
    Roger Daley says:

    It was said she had filled in her postal vote and had it on the mantlepiece therefore she would not be able to vote at a Polling Station.

  279. 279
    UKIP Until We're Free says:

    And he can’t do any further damage, unlike Gordo.

  280. 280
    Anonymous says:

    I remember my first rice crispie !

  281. 281
    fraser says:

    She’s doomed, doomed ah tell ye.

  282. 282
    Prole Prodder says:

    It should be “us” proles , you illiterate twat.

  283. 283
    Nick2 says:

    I agree – the little people can only peer through the chat window.

    Maybe I’ll see other disenfranchised window-lickers on the networked chat run by (amongst others) The Red Rag.


    Deathmatch3 round 1 chat starts at 20.30!

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    If Labour get back in I’ll be stowing away in the undercarriage

  285. 285
    Ewanme says:

    I agree , darlin – it ain’t as if they is sayin anythin interestin FFS !!

    E x .

  286. 286
    Anonymous says:

    Is this the taking each others washing in scam ?

  287. 287
    nell says:

    No I don’t think jonah’s curse will affect her because we know he isn’t ever going to genuinely wish her well and his curse is only effective when he does.

    She’s the one person in all of England who has managed to expose gutlessgordon’s true personality. Well done that straight talking Lancashire lass! Enjoy your well earned holiday!!

  288. 288
    Amy Nitrate says:

    Dale just tweeted that Sarah Brown was getting stuck into the Twiglets. No wonder they don’t need any ‘reader comment’. They’ve got it all covered.

  289. 289
    Stating the bleedin' obvious says:

    In case one of us calls someone a c unt I would guess !

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    Anonymous says:

    They will launch an enquiry to be hosted by an eminent stooge, er retired civil servant to report back within 6 months. Any results will not be within the remit of the enuiry and hence will stand

  291. 291
    We are not invited to express our opinions says:

    The windowlickers have to lick the windows

  292. 292

    If you dont want us in then fuck you guido !

  293. 293
    Old Codger says:

    I remember when I first got my oats

  294. 294
    Even Older Codger says:

    In my Day it was Wild Oats

  295. 295
    bergen says:

    Perhaps it will be referred to Jackboot Jaqui’s favorite copper,Bob Quick who will arrest us all for being unworthy and ungrateful .

  296. 296
    Ewanme says:

    Look guys . I’ll rustle up a few cucumber sarnies an we have our own debate party .

    E x .

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    Postal Votes are opened, counted as a whole, and then stored in a secure manner.
    They are then released and counted with all the ballot votes on the friday afternoon.

    from some commenter on the telegraph.

    The Gov site just says POST EARLY.
    Wonder why?

  298. 298
    Engineer says:

    I think we might be better off out of the Spin Room, folks. They seem to be an hour behind everybody else.

  299. 299
    Call me Dave says:

    I sewed Organic Muesli.

  300. 300

    Faint transmission picked up by Sky Satellite microphone tracking PM’s car…

    “What was that? Where’s Sue..I want to give her a ***ing ***. She should not have *** with that fart faced** trout.
    I want her ***, for ever. If you haven’t got the balls then**** i’ll do it in her ***.

    {Send in your own Mandelson version .}

  301. 301
    Dack Blog says:

    Okay… are comments staying off? Is this the prole comment thread then?

    Plus – haven’t caught up with the news yet – has Little Ol’ Miss Duffet put her head over the parapet today?

  302. 302
  303. 303

    Fuck the soft twat’s the footy’s on

  304. 304
    We are not invited to express our opinions says:

    I will be claiming asylum in Russia

  305. 305
    trojan horse says:

    Tonight dimblebore the overpaid media whore frames the questions you dont want asked.

  306. 306
  307. 307
    Dack Blog says:

    It’s like having to hear one side of a moby phone conversation on a train.

  308. 308
    trojan horse says:

    Dack Blog says:
    April 29, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    Okay… are comments staying off? Is this the prole comment thread then?

    Plus – haven’t

    YEP we are the unworthy little people.

    hey Dave said CHANGE – YAWN!

  309. 309


    & no.

  310. 310
    trojan horse says:

    So the EU can get back to work on friday says Dave

  311. 311
    Dack Blog says:

    Dave don’t like them slitty-eyed chinks does he?

  312. 312
    trojan horse says:

    Gordon is a puppet of the bankers, same as Dave and silly boy clegg

  313. 313
    Ewanme says:

    OMG !!

    Brown’s high on somethin .

    E x .

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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    What a shock, the one eyed twat pleads to the fucking twats on benefits for his support.

  315. 315
    Dack Blog says:


    Shall we all eat cake at the gates?

  316. 316
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    God he’s off talking about statistics already

  317. 317
    James Gordon Brown says:

    Look you fucking bigot scum I AM THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB

  318. 318
    Engineer says:

    Same old blah-blah so far…

  319. 319
    trojan horse says:

    I’m bored already, how about cutting the EUSSR?

    How about cutting foriegn aid? Dave says he will increase it, india unlike us have a space program FFS

  320. 320
    Cheese Lover says:

    She is said to have signed up with the News of the World but to be very stressed out.

  321. 321
    zorro says:

    He’s either hay fever or has been sobbing his heart out…the poppet

  322. 322
    Dack Blog says:

    What’s that changey-colour thing going on in the background? I keep thinking I’ve developed the ability to see auras.

  323. 323
    trojan horse says:

    When Clegg talks i cant hear him?

    He’s talking about putting the country first, is that the country controlled by the expensive and fascists EU clegg?

  324. 324
    zorro says:

    The mong returning to his 6 billion joke attack

  325. 325
    Errr China is the number 1 super power in the world now Dave says:

    Why does Dave want to start WW3 with the Chinks

  326. 326

    NI tax is the Tories best policy. Gordon has no answer except the taking cash out of the economy bollox.

  327. 327
    Dack Blog says:

    Dave just said ‘The right thing to do’!!! Contamination alert!

  328. 328
    Engineer says:

    Cameron could have nailed Broon about “taking £6 billion out of the economy” – but he didn’t.

  329. 329
    zorro says:

    Fuck me….Cameron saying …’it’s the right thing to do’….He wants to be careful he might morph into the gorgon…..yeah start with welfare attack the gorgon’s core vote

  330. 330
    trojan horse says:

    Is there any point to this? why don@t they just say `i want to be the over paid traitor and rubber stamper for the EU?

  331. 331

    Official Leaders debate subthread Please post here.
    {No trolls except jonty, who’s hilarious}

  332. 332
    zorro says:

    Clegg doing his referee job….I’d like to grab him by his gawdy orange tie and give him a sound thrashing

  333. 333

    He didn’t last week either. Not sure why.
    What’s this David all of a sudden?

  334. 334
    trojan horse says:

    Its what his NWO masters demand, 5 more years and WW3

    all part of the world domination plan.

  335. 335
    trojan horse says:


  336. 336

    Clegg wants a happy band. All holding hands together..quite sweet really.

  337. 337
    zorro says:

    Gorgon getting too excited and Cameron scoring easy points….Clegg showing his lack of economic depth….

  338. 338
    Engineer says:

    Cameron got close then – government confusing public services with the economy. Yay – we’re getting there at last.

  339. 339
    The three stooges reunion tour says:

    Us bigots with concerns about immigration, lack of parliamentary accountability and the scornful dismissal of real peoples opinions that the political elite piss down on to our ungrateful heads are listening to a different message.

  340. 340
    Moby says:

    fuck sake it seems to be immigrants asking the questions

  341. 341
    Dave Figgley says:

    Ha ha, son. That would be the hi-tech audience placatory device with built-in mesmeriser, mate.

  342. 342
    trojan horse says:

    We have been ethnically cleansed!

  343. 343
    zorro says:

    Clegg getting bored with the matey first name questionner gig I fear….

  344. 344
    Engineer says:

    It is the BBC….

  345. 345
    zorro says:

    He almost sounded good then

  346. 346
    Dack Blog says:

    Someone sack the BBC make up girl. There’s a plastering job going at Katie Price’s gaff, love.

  347. 347
    trojan horse says:

    Voter replacement

  348. 348
    Engineer says:

    Clegg confusing capital gains with income. Oh dear, oh dear…

  349. 349
    zorro says:

    Gordon fluttered his eyes at Cameron with a bitch slap about not going into alliance with him…classic

  350. 350
    trojan horse says:

    Cameron helping the rich and talking shite

  351. 351
    nell says:

    gordon has just said that if cameron wants to cut child tax credits he will never form an alliance with the conservative party!!!

    I think this death warmed up creature is on the verge of collapse!! Does he think the tories would ever enter an alliance with him!!!!

  352. 352
    mrs Duffy says:

    methinks Dave is ahead

  353. 353
    zorro says:

    Nick agrees with Edina….fuck off Clegg….I do like the £10,000 starting rate…cos it hits Gordon’s core vote strategy

  354. 354
    c.eng says:

    Good shots of black lady in the audience, over and over again. We am de BBC

  355. 355
    trojan horse says:

    Not now he’s just blown it.

  356. 356
    zorro says:

    It is simply unfair to try and steal Gordon’s bribed voters…

  357. 357
    Dack Blog says:

    Tax credits are benefits you vote-rigging moron.

  358. 358

    Brown is starting to quiver
    i think mandelson will replace him tomorrow
    if he does not win this one !

  359. 359
    Elmo says:

    Gordon is starting to look like Mr Potatohead

  360. 360
    trojan horse says:

    They may show a token white later

  361. 361
    Anon says:

    A dickhead?

  362. 362
    zorro says:

    Cameron needs to do something with his hair…the high forehead is too bright and off putting to floating voters

  363. 363

    Nick says “here they go again”

    He’s morphed into Ronald Regan.
    “The lovebombing starts in 5 minutes”

  364. 364
    Labour Liars says:

    Gordon can’t even win on home turf what a loser.

  365. 365
    zorro says:

    What are white people?

  366. 366
    Dack Blog says:

    I’m not a bloke, Dave.

  367. 367

    I was just thinking that!

    Spud you don’t like

  368. 368
    Ewanme says:

    There’s 3 token whites on the platform , babes x .

    E x .

  369. 369
    thedarknight says:

    I want to punch Clegg when he does that camp hand wavy ‘oooooh, look at them at it again’. You don’t mention you’re a fucking Cambridge lobbyist who spent ten years troughing in the smoky rooms of Brussels do you you fucking hypocrite twat?

  370. 370
    c.eng says:

    Good on you DAve remind them of the past 13 years

  371. 371
    Incoming whump says:

    Gordon fucked the economy

  372. 372
    trojan horse says:

    Dave sounds like a droid, these are peoples lives!

  373. 373
    Dack Blog says:

    Dave saying ‘Grip it very hard…’ MIND BLEACH!

  374. 374

    Good question on banks.
    Who runs those banks now?

    Why..it’s Gordon. Watch him blame the banks that he runs for excessive bonuses.
    Gordon could have stopped them anytime he wanted.

  375. 375
    zorro says:

    Cameron going for a return to Glass Steagal solution…It’s the right thing to do…ooops

  376. 376
    Mandy says:

    It’s my party and I’ll stand who I want to

  377. 377
    trojan horse says:

    They don’t count, they are traitors.

  378. 378

    Brown is so frustrated he looks like he is going to explode
    he wants to cut in on everybody else’s point

  379. 379
    trojan horse says:

    Saved the savings by transfering the debt plus interest to the rest of us!

  380. 380
    c.eng says:

    Clegg will stop all bonuses hohoho

  381. 381
    zorro says:

    me first

  382. 382
    trojan horse says:

    Undercut by other countries and a race to the bottom says Brown, isnt that globalism in a nutshell Gordon!

  383. 383
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Gordon Brown is on Meow Meow or something. Just who allowed Northern Rock to hand out 125% mortgages then Brown?

  384. 384
    nell says:

    I do think cameron is winning this debate – regulate banks – restore control to the Bank of England ( gord removed it!) , impose a levy……………..

    clegg sounding a bit waffley

    gordon looking like an escapee from the nearest loonie bin!! He’s back to I . I had to nationalise……..I saved……….I have never been so angry with the banks then off into talking garbled language!!!

  385. 385

    Told you.
    He’s talking about RBS BTW.

  386. 386
    trojan horse says:

    Silly boy

  387. 387
    zorro says:

    Gordon shaking his thread at the Fred the Shred Cameron jibe….He probably didn’t authorise it….

  388. 388
    Go on Dave say it like it is says:

    Gorden gave the banks the power to fuck the economy.

  389. 389
    c.eng says:

    Their lives have been ruined by you and your twats.

  390. 390
    Ewanme says:

    If Brown would genuinely get as angry wiv the banks as he got wiv little Mrs. Duffy ……

    E x .

  391. 391
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    That’s because he’s an idiot.

    …oh and a liar.

  392. 392
    trojan horse says:

    who is president barma?

  393. 393
    Scum Voter says:

    I see Guido kept us low life voters out of the spin room tonight

  394. 394

    He runs the banks. Has done for two years. The £2 billion tax is true. But he could have stopped bonuses anytime he likes.
    Obama said no bonuses. When the banks said to him bollox, Obama said ..try me.I’m serious..just try me.

    Gordon said I need more money. I’ll tax you a tiny bit.

  395. 395
    c.eng says:

    Brown must have had a steroid injection

  396. 396

    Go Dave
    Brown’s brief attack Cameron
    Clegg is not a threat
    just keep the attack focused on Cameron
    he is even attacking Cameron when Clegg has been speaking
    Clegg speaks Brown responds “Look David”

  397. 397
    Engineer says:

    Clegg rattled over the Euro point.

  398. 398
    trojan horse says:

    His masters, the NWO bankers who demanded their pupopets deregulate the banks so they could collapse the economy and then lend money at interest.

    Nice scam!

  399. 399
    zorro says:

    Clegg….Pinnochio…never advocate Euro entry ….please do very quickly fuck off

  400. 400
    Mrs Duffy says:

    did anyone get a blackout on sky then.I did.

  401. 401

    Isn’t he the President of Barbados?

  402. 402
    Amy Nitrate says:

    Yeah. He’s got all his boring medja luvvies in there with him, though.

  403. 403
    zorro says:

    worked well didn’t it…

  404. 404
    trojan horse says:


    They are ALL boring us to death, they are the same!

  405. 405

    Rattled and lying too. Fact check on Cleggs desire to join the euro.

  406. 406
    c.eng says:

    good point Dave we need to cut taxes on all businesses

  407. 407
    Engineer says:

    Those bankers are all bigots! It’s all Sue’s fault!

  408. 408
    Dack Blog says:

    Both Dave and Gord have ticked the ‘Obama box’.

  409. 409
    zorro says:

    They can’t hold a candle to our diverse brilliance….

  410. 410
    trojan horse says:

    Who gives a crap what the Guido luvvies think, all bias propaganda anyway.

  411. 411
    WELL I NEVER says:

    I’d get banged up for sexually harassing Laura K

  412. 412

    Seems the Libs went sour on the euro only after the banking crisis required us to control our own economy.

  413. 413
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Clegg really is a boring fucker.

    Brown I visited a factory today. YEs you prat and the woman there told you to piss off.

  414. 414
    Dack Blog says:

    You’ve been kidnapped by Mandy – it’s a blindfold Mrs D.

  415. 415
    Amy Nitrate says:

    I bought my boyfriend some President Barma – it’s a cheap aftershave.

  416. 416
    trojan horse says:

    Clegg sounds like a schoolboy, dave sounds like a droid, Gordon stronger but still filth.

  417. 417
    Fitter Stoke has a bath says:

    You sad, sad people. Sitting in front of your screens hanging on every facial tic and utterance from three snake oil salesmen promising nirvana, bottled and labelled with a cast iron guarantee.
    Ever get the feeling you’ve been had?

  418. 418
    zorro says:

    Nice Birmingham reference by Dave…where is it again somewhere to the right of Wales?

  419. 419
    nell says:

    engage your brain cell sir!!

  420. 420
    being popular is a huge mistake says:

    the fool!!!

    doesn’t he know the public loves the bankers ???

  421. 421
    zorro says:


  422. 422
    trojan horse says:

    The EU can force us into the EURO any time it wants, all part of the Lisbon treaty, the red lines are not worth the paper they are written on, just like their referendum promises.

  423. 423

    Mandy seen leaving the building with large set of bolt croppers

  424. 424
    c.eng says:

    They’re all in favour of Manufacturing now, but only DAve’s points sound sensible and coherent.

  425. 425
    same as last week says:

    no knock-out blows from anyone

    the polls are staying pretty much as they are

  426. 426
    Incoming WHUMP says:

    Clegg slammer with Kraft and the bank

  427. 427

    From Guido’s own spin room.

    Clegg: ‘I’m not advocating entry into euro.’ LD manifesto: ‘It is in Britain’s long-term interest to be part of euro.’ #leadersdebate

  428. 428
    trojan horse says:

    He is one of the most unpopular presidents of all time – go figure!

  429. 429
    zorro says:

    Majority of students women…..doing media studies….was that uncalled for?

  430. 430
    trojan horse says:

    Nah just watching how filthy and treasonous they!

  431. 431
    Incoming WHUMP says:

    yep but what else is there?

  432. 432
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Brown is a stuck nasty record

    Clegg his “listen to the two of them argue” line is now exhausted. Get a new tune Clegg.

  433. 433
    zorro says:

    Good point by Dave…The government/civil service is fucking useless at getting a good deal at purchasing anything….

  434. 434

    Its just Fat Bloke.
    You need a babelfish to even try to understand his ramblings.

  435. 435
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Why can’t the one eyed idiot wait to be asked to speak?

  436. 436
    Fred Goodwin's Duck Palace says:

    Leave me out of it Dave!
    Your Millions are nothing compared to mine, sonny boy.

  437. 437
    trojan horse says:

    Someone should tell Clegg the NWO in most countries have dropped the global warming hoax as it was found out to be a scam!

    Hopwever you can bet the three stooges will inflict the eco tax on us while cutting services to th sick and elderly

  438. 438
    Amy Nitrate says:

    Super-fast broadband? So your lies will reach us that much quicker?

  439. 439
    trojan horse says:

    UKIP for a start

  440. 440

    Like helicopters

  441. 441

    The reason we are the worlds biggest wind farm installers is
    that the rest of the world has realised that they are no fucking good
    and have moved on

  442. 442
    Engineer says:

    Think Cameron shaded the manufacturing question.

    Clegg and Brown on about wind turbines – think we need rather more than that.

  443. 443
    trojan horse says:

    and the party the prolls are not allowed to mention

  444. 444
    Change says:

    Change. go on my subliminal Dave

  445. 445
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    RDA’s are a total waste of fucking space. Just a bunch of left wing Guardian readers on 50k a year.

  446. 446
    Cast Iron Cameron says:

    Referendum first.

  447. 447
    Amy Nitrate says:

    Because he has no manners.

  448. 448
  449. 449
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Has a white person actually asked a question yet?

  450. 450
    trojan horse says:

    UKIP and the greens?

    Did someone at the BBC ban the BMP?

  451. 451
    c.eng says:

    Dimblebore is slightly more repulsive than Grodon.

    UKIP and the greens are to be heard at sometime in the news

  452. 452
    Dim says:

    go fuck yourself you shit eating sewer rat

  453. 453

    Nice try Gordy.. Lets ask you again when you think the mics off.

  454. 454
    trojan horse says:

    Immigration, we locked the back door and doubled the size of the front door and held it open for everyone.

  455. 455
    Dack Blog says:

    I’m strangely fascinated by the worm:


    Flatlining for Broon and modulating fairly equally it seems to me for the other 2 – but definitely prefers it when they talk positive and dips when negative.

  456. 456
    zorro says:

    Immigration question….Gordon ready for his jobs training for British workers….Cameron has the perfect opportunity to make Brown cringe and should stick the knife in….remember ‘Gillian’

  457. 457
    Longbow says:

    Meaningless dribble, they are all on the same ground so none will break away and get real

  458. 458
    Engineer says:

    Dack – Camerons gripping it again…

  459. 459
    trojan horse says:

    Still ignoring us BBC where are the BMP?

  460. 460
    zorro says:

    Clegg is going to walk into a trap here I think…..

  461. 461
    Amy Nitrate says:

    Don’t talk to me about immigration, you wankers. Every time I drive back into my ‘home town’, I have to show my passport.

  462. 462
    Longbow says:

    immigration, close the fucking door dolts, not hard

  463. 463
    zorro says:


  464. 464
    Fitter Stoke has a bath says:

    As opposed to listening to the truth from the three headed hydra?

  465. 465
    trojan horse says:

    Do you know something, NONE of these three believe in this country at all.

    If they did we would have borders with the EU.

    No borders, no country, end off.

  466. 466
    c.eng says:

    I’m sure the great unwashed might vote on the basis of this X factor show but it really is a travesty that there is almost no explanation of their policies.

    Can’t bear to listen to anymore.

  467. 467
    what a kunt says:

    Gordon has 50,000 jobs waiting

  468. 468
    Ewanme says:

    Oooo !!

    Have the mods gone wiv Guido to Birminham tonite ????

    E x .

  469. 469
    zorro says:

    Cameron it’s nearer 2 million…easy

  470. 470
    trojan horse says:

    Clegg has let the EU immigration cat out of the bag, Dave is quickly trying to change the subject – piss off Dave.

  471. 471
    Doh says:

    Cleggy don’t get it .the illegal gangs are the fucking illegal immigrants

  472. 472
    Walk a mile in another mans shoes says:

    Three bigots attempting to steal Griffins clothes.
    Have they no shame?

  473. 473
    zorro says:

    80% from EU…Clegg talking complete shite….By the way, Nick isn’t proposing an amnesty.He’s just going to grant entry to anyone who’s been here illegally for 10 years…Is that clear…

    Clegg falling over his arse…..maybe I can explain

  474. 474

    Brown i agree with Dave

  475. 475
    Dave Figgley says:

    Ha ha, darling. Well in that case, what are you doing tomorrow night, gal?

  476. 476
    trojan horse says:

    apathy will be the result of this one party borefest.

    The small parties, ignored by the NWO corporate media and the BBC will gain.

  477. 477
    John Prescott says:

    I have a little worm that you might be interested in.

  478. 478
    zorro says:

    About time Cameron mention the benefits…out of the hands of criminals my arse.

    Clegg the answer is no you are wrong. Oh Cameron you tit do your fucking preparation

  479. 479
    Longbow says:

    The voters are not going to be swayed by tonight, for sure.
    We want blood not prancing around trying to offer the same in different tins.

  480. 480
    mama we're all bigots now says:

    Yet another twat playing the bigot game.

    Don’t you communists ever learn?

  481. 481
    trojan horse says:

    Go back to bed you ignorant lefty bedwetter

  482. 482
    Engineer says:

    They’re politicians….

  483. 483
    A Mong not invited to Guido's cocksuck-a-thon says:


  484. 484
    Watching the political puppet show says:

    Oh ffs stop benefits and the free ride immigrant scum will flock to somewhere else. It’s not hard to figure out!

    These three are a bunch of wankers bought and paid for and have the same hands pulling their strings.

  485. 485
    drscroogemcduck says:

    i’m not even sure how Kerry knew this information. She shouldn’t be there when the postal votes are open and her agent is not to meant to be telling her what the votes are. i think we have stumbled upon a systematic breach of the electoral law where party agents are communicating back to their parties the postal vote tally.

  486. 486
    zorro says:

    Nick let’s get real and give them access to all the benefits…..White lady nice question…they will do fuck all…asset bubble my dear which needs to be properly pricked

  487. 487
    trojan horse says:

    Indeed and this is just the bullshit promises, the EU has left them no wriggle room, they all work for the EU we come last and the public know it.

  488. 488
    A Mong not invited to Guido's cocksuck-a-thon says:

    Politicians know best.

  489. 489

    It is so fucking easy for Clegg
    he can blame the two main parties for everything
    because never having had a fucking sniff of power
    he is not resposable for anything that has happened in the last 60 years
    i mean he only gets two questions at PMQ’s

  490. 490
    Dack Blog says:

    Only if it’s in a jar having been sliced off with a blunt rusty knife.

  491. 491
    c.eng says:

    Why is Guido’s blog so slow tonite, is it cause it’s all jammed up with professional boreposters

  492. 492
    trojan horse says:

    The Native British population is static the increased demand for housing is from immigration.

  493. 493

    Even the worm is boring. Whoever speaks gets a boost.
    What else can it do? No one can cross examine.

    Should be called ‘The leaders statements’

  494. 494
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Why is it that all the one eyed prat has to offer is “handouts” to people? No wonder companies don’t want to move here they get taxed to death by this one eyed bandit.

  495. 495
    Nick Griffin says:

    I smell more votes coming my way

  496. 496
    P.C. Filth says:

    Sir – 15% of homes are now cannabis factories FACT, sir. Over.

  497. 497
    trojan horse says:

    You are wrong, less would come but still millions!

  498. 498
    Watching the political puppet show says:

    Hows it our fault other lazy wankers around the world fuck up their countries and decide to flee instead of fixing it.

  499. 499
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    It’s all the adverts, some of them are really slow to load and it can cause your browser to slow down.

  500. 500
    trojan horse says:

    and he is still failing

  501. 501
    trojan horse says:

    Housing association = scam, rents higher than mortgage, benefit trap.

  502. 502

    The whole web is slow.
    Must be national wank day in America.

  503. 503
    Nick Griffin says:

    Your all a bunch of fucking muppets. These three are the same clone in different suits. Your fucking country went with Lisbon. You got one choice …rise up and take it back..or fuck off and die in social hell

  504. 504
    Dack Blog says:

    Maybe it’s just me, but what’s the point of twittering what people can hear for themselves on the telly? That’s what most of it seems to be.

  505. 505
    Longbow says:

    Well lads, i reckon the polls as they are today is going to be virtually the same next wed.
    Lets get the Others into play, if we are going to have a hung result lets get more parties into play. we need more options

  506. 506
    Smig says:

    Plan T: Time of the month
    Another reason why women shouldn’t be given responsibility for legislation and governance. One week out of four and they’re not fit for purpose.

  507. 507
    Engineer says:

    Brown – of all people – promising no life on the dole!

    Fucking liar….

  508. 508

    Lets have some scores

    Cameron – 7
    Clegg -6
    Brown – 5

  509. 509
    Watching the political puppet show says:

    This all reads like the weimar republic repeating it’s self all over again but on a grander international scale this time.

  510. 510
    Dave Figgley says:

    Ha ha, mate. Agreed. Why aren’t you in this debate, then. People will forget that you exist, son.

  511. 511
    zorro says:


  512. 512
    Spin me another drink barman says:

    its the money and the fame at hitlers feast

  513. 513
    Engineer says:

    It’s like a new toy – they’ve got to play with it.

  514. 514
    trojan horse says:

    we will import trained immigrants and undermine all our youngs chances of real investment in training!

    Who wants to train a kid when you can import someone fully trained for less?

  515. 515
    DagenhamDave says:

    Clegg is surpassing Gordo in obnoxiousness. What a fucking twat going on about political point scoring all the time when there’s a general election in a week’s time.

    And all this bollox about getting all parties together after the election – Does he think he can fight a war in Afghanistan by fucking commitee?


    and Brown just said “work is the way you reward people”. WTF?

  516. 516

    Why has nobody in all three debates mentioned
    that Brown single handedly
    destroyed the best private pension system in the fucking world ?

  517. 517
    zorro says:

    It’s the right thing to do. Then they vote for him and he can call them bigots behind their backs

  518. 518
    Gordoom cooks the books says:

    Yeh send em in “WIVOUAT ANY BREKFAST SAN”

  519. 519
    Stat Prat says:

    Cameron – 3

    Clegg – 3

    Brown – 0

  520. 520
    Engineer says:

    Brown giving out lots of new benefits. Funny – we were talking about how skint we are half an hour ago.

  521. 521
    zorro says:

    they don’t have our quick incisive wit

  522. 522
    Spin me another drink barman says:

    The clue is in the word twit

  523. 523
    zorro says:

    Cameron – 8 Clegg – 5 Brown – 3

  524. 524
    trojan horse says:

    Sums it up.

  525. 525
    Call me Dave says:

    The Leader’s debate is boring

  526. 526
    Gordoom cooks the books says:

    i fancy Jacqui five bellies do i have a problem?

  527. 527
    zorro says:

    Classic weird Brown smile when Cameron takes the piss out of him….

  528. 528
    John Prescott says:

    Funnily enough, that’s what Pauline said when i told her we should rediscover why we were first attracted to each other and couldn’t we relive the thrill of finding our root.

  529. 529
    GOLD GOLD GOLD says:

    GOLD you dumb bastard Cameron

  530. 530
    trojan horse says:

    minus points. less people will turn out due to this, they were all dire, this is not democracy this is a corporocracy with the EU calling the shots.

    It is now painfully obvious.

  531. 531
    Igonnakum Jerk says:

    I read this, this comment.
    They’ve lost touch with the essence of what it means to be a human.
    Apologies for the
    brevity. Battery
    Igonnakum Jerk, USA

  532. 532
    Engineer says:

    Or our modesty.

  533. 533
    trojan horse says:

    Bring back grammer schools you class pimps

  534. 534

    I’m going to turn the telly
    off and watch the fire go out !

  535. 535
    zorro says:

    Gordon dribbling some crap about his mother….She wasn’t that keen on him I seem to remember reading somewhere

  536. 536
    trojan horse says:

    How many MPs come from communist comprehensives?

  537. 537
    Watchman says:

    I really think you are right Nick.
    This lot on here wouldnt know about though, they are still comfortable, nowhere desperate yet, unlike your supportere.

  538. 538
    uk Fred says:

    Maybe it was like the Parkhead Hospital scene from Gordon Browns Downfall – Glasgow East.

  539. 539
    Dack Blog says:

    Ey up. Education. Don’t give the heads control, Dave – mine’s a newlieborespeak wanker.

  540. 540
    trojan horse says:

    The big communist society – Dave, god help us!

  541. 541
    Woy Hodgson says:

    Watch Fulham v Hamburg instead

  542. 542
    Gordons Mum says:

    I couldn’t stand the weird shit

  543. 543
    The EU approved leaders debate says:

    Shut up you mongs and vote for us.
    Luvverly jubbly.

  544. 544
    streamfisher says:

    Yes, but a ‘small’ correction, the best private pension scheme in the World still is that which is awarded to ex members of parliament.

  545. 545
    zorro says:

    Yeah Dave that teacher kicked the shit out of that twattish kid….not guilty….result….I used to have a teacher called Mr Lovely, his favourite retort…’If you don’t do your homework, Ill fucking kill you’ (in Geordie accent)

  546. 546
    zorro says:

    Did Gordon say a teacher’s arsehole’s important?

  547. 547
    Kid says:

    My teacher caved my skull in with a dumbell

  548. 548
    Longbow says:

    According to what I have heard tonight, everything is going to be under control. no austerity, no pain, what humongous debt

  549. 549
    trojan horse says:

    The one party post democratic state!

  550. 550
    Dack Blog says:

    ‘Big society… (privatisation) blah blah blah…. parent power…. (the parents in my catchment??? Dream on)… blah blah blah… ‘ Yadda yadda. NEXT!

  551. 551
    Gord n Dave says:

    What were Dave and Gordon thinking of when they agreed to give Nick an equal platform?

  552. 552
    Nuke says:


  553. 553
    Eton rifled says:

    Mine did it wiv edukashon.

  554. 554
    Engineer says:

    You goaded him, you pillock. You won’t do that again, will you…

  555. 555
    trojan horse says:

    So who won the NWO contest for chief EU rubber stamper?

    or will the controlled papers call it for us and the sheeple follow?

  556. 556
    Amy Nitrate says:

    Is there any difference between them, then?

  557. 557

    Have a look a Guido’s “By invitation only club”
    i hope that when the debate is over his wanky mates spend the rest of the night filling his blog pages

    we are not worthy

  558. 558
    Virus says:


  559. 559
    revolting peasant says:

    Cameron so much stronger in this debate. He’s making straightforward concise statements that the electorate can understand and relate to.
    Brown looks sweaty and shifty, like Nixon. He’s bullying and trying to turn the debate into an argument.No floating voters would vote for him on the basis of this aggressive and poor performance.
    Clegg’s nice guy act has worn rather thin and he’s been caught out on several points including the illegal asylum seekers amnesty.

  560. 560
    Engineer says:

    Hmmm… overall impression is that they’re all going to spend more, but cut the deficit.

    Great. That’s all right then.

  561. 561
    Low shite that we are says:

    yeah noted.

  562. 562
    trojan horse says:

    Guido is all part of the one party state, all part of the panto.

  563. 563
    McMental says:

    work makes you free

  564. 564
    Shy Guy says:

    I was lucky then – mine just pummelled my bare bottom.

  565. 565
    Your all doomed says:

    The Americans have decided to turn off the Gulf stream to stop the oil slick

  566. 566
    The public after listening to the leaders debate says:

  567. 567

    Browns speach will be
    hitler at Nurnberg

  568. 568
    trojan horse says:

    This is great, that was so boring that most people wont bother to vote for the lib lab con one party, giving the smaller real parties a boost.

  569. 569
    Learned Friend says:

    The defense get to go last.shit innit

  570. 570
    Wavy Davy fails to put the boot into Brown says:

    Wavy Davy wants a happy band. All holding hands together..quite sweet really.

  571. 571
    Shit Choices says:

    If a crack head came on and said I will make drugs legal I would rather vote for him than these three.

  572. 572
    Amy Nitrate says:

    Sorted. When do we start killing them, then?

  573. 573
    trojan horse says:

    Hitler is in Brussles leaving the three stooges to do his dirty work.

  574. 574
    Engineer says:

    Final speeches – Cameron positive, Brown negative, Clegg waffling.

    Overall, Cameron came out best.

  575. 575
    zorro says:

    Cameron the only one with any sensible points there….that is by no means a vindication of his performance…just by comparison to totally useless Brown and Clegg……Clegg floored on immigration

  576. 576
    Same as last week says:

    no killer blows
    Clegg and Cam bout the same with Brown tractor stats behind
    polls aren’t going to change hugely after this

  577. 577
    trojan horse says:

    Cameron died on inheritance tax

  578. 578
    zorro says:

    Byrne looks a right baldy short arse on Sky. Theresa May could take him in a fight

  579. 579
    Boris says:

    Cripes ! did he really ?

  580. 580
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Tom Bradby on ITV tips a bucketful over McIdiot.

    “He looks like a man who sees power slipping away”

  581. 581
    trojan horse says:

    Smaller parties will gain greatly in the real world, forget the polls.

  582. 582
    Crack Ally says:

    I don’t have the power to legalise drugs or reduce the deficit – will you vote for me, anyway?

  583. 583
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    She should kick Byrne in the balls with her snakeskin high heels.

  584. 584
    trojan horse says:

    Bit like his standing ovation for a war criminal!

    one party state

  585. 585
    the duchess says:

    Clegg wins the snake oil salesman impersonator of the week award.

  586. 586
    Shit Choices says:

    yep the three crispy salad immigrant fags skipping off into the sunset.twats

  587. 587
    duurrr ?!? says:

    dem commienazis iz bildyburger noo wurld order alien lizards innit ?

  588. 588
    Sue says:

    You one-eyed lefty fucking twat

  589. 589
    The public after listening to the leaders debate says:

    Every page view contributes to the ad revenues.
    Ever get the feeling you’ve been had?

  590. 590
    Yap! Yap! Yap! little CCHQ poodle says:

    course he did

    that’s why he’s looking at a hung parliament

  591. 591
    Sue says:

    Was it fuck

  592. 592
    Engineer says:

    “3000 richest estates” – nobody believes this Labour lie anymore.

  593. 593
    The public after listening to the leaders debate says:

    It’s looking increasingly like it’s down to us proles with the pitchforks and torches to reimpose democracy again.

  594. 594
    zorro says:

    stiletto in the scrotum…ooh

  595. 595

    Hey Guido have you lost weight ?

    Thought Not

  596. 596
    Dack Blog says:

    *’darling’ alert* Whatever you’re not, I reckon.

  597. 597
    Engineer says:

    For someone bored out of your mind, you’re doing a lot of posting. Nobody else in the bunker to talk to?

  598. 598
    same as last week says:

    no they won’t
    they’ll do better than last election clearly but the polls matter and pretending they must be wrong if you don’t like what they say is like pretending these debates haven’t been a massive factor in this election

  599. 599
    D L George says:


    I’ve been avoiding these things, I thought I’d it a try.

    Cameron = ok
    Clegg = Wound me up something silly
    Brown = [projectile vomits] Apart from being a nausiating infantile lying tw*t, what the h*ll was that face at the end all about? Does He know He looks like that? Did He practice that in front of a mirror or just in front of ‘Sue’? If it’s Sue again, She really must despise the fella.

  600. 600
    Lamp post & rope R' US says:

    I am doing a great deal on hanging supplies, bogof and 50% off on bulk orders.

  601. 601
    Mandleswine says:

    ooo lucky you

  602. 602
    Madelnut says:

    Mandelson talking absolute shite

  603. 603
    the real lolol not the one who's using my moniker says:

    Cambo made sensible points must have been making a cup of tea at the time and missed them

  604. 604
    c.eng says:

    Guido, why did you let us down ?

    Apart from Emily Nomates’ those pro. comments were boring shit, espec. Adam Boulton’s.

    And why is your blog grinding to a halt ?

  605. 605
    Longbow says:

    I want to hear you say that again after the results,

  606. 606
    Oily Wragg says:

    Weak tory spin. Dave still keeping his powder dry?

  607. 607
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Only the B&P have the long term solutions to Britain’s problems. We have to get out of the EU and repatriate al imigrants, and their offspring, that have come here since 1945. This island cannot support 70 million people FFS.

    I’ll vote B&P for the last time via the ballot box on May 6th, then i’ll vote for them via post as an ex-pat from the Philippines. I hope the sheeple will wake up before it’s too late, but i fear they won’t.

    R.I.P. Old Blighty :(

  608. 608
    nick griffin won again says:

  609. 609

    CLEGG 32%
    BROWN 25%

  610. 610
    zorro says:

    The public agree with me (Cameron 41, Clegg 32, Brown 25)…they should fuck all three…and vote for me! I will be a benevolent despot

  611. 611
    c.eng says:

    It would affect 3000 households in our village, and why doesn’t Cam point out that many other ‘free’ countries don’t have inheritance tax at all.

  612. 612
    RavingMad says:

    now that dermot murderthem(not) is a right new labour troll is he not

    got bored halfway through, having heard all the same old arguments before, can’t we just get rid of the lot of them and govern ourselves?

  613. 613
    Us and them says:

    What price Fawkes sipping champagne at a no 10 party within six months?

  614. 614

    Shouldn’t Charlie Whelan Be in a pond somewhere
    after all it is time for all Bull Frogs to spawn

  615. 615
    zorro says:

    Who should I shoot first?

  616. 616
    c.eng says:

    Who got the other 2%, Dimblebore ?

  617. 617
    Please Don't Say Simples! says:

    Please Don’t Say Simples!

    I makes you sound like a cun/t…

  618. 618
    Anonymous says:


  619. 619
    Toad says:

    croak him

  620. 620
    Longbow says:

    Thats the first, it might be the best for cameron, I suspect he will get lower as time goes by

  621. 621
    Kleg says:

    That’s old politics that is

  622. 622
    Dack Blog says:

    Dave got it, pains me to say (though would have pained me whoever won). Clegg needs to add to his trick bag to consolidate his progress. Brown… I hate the lumbering fool but watching him was like kicking a still twitching corpse.

  623. 623

    Instant poll CON 35%
    lib 33%
    Lab 2 ?% who gives a fuck bye bye Gordon !

  624. 624
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:


  625. 625
    zorro says:

    apparently they get paid for it too unlike us gifted amateurs

  626. 626
    PC delroy stinky smellie says:

    If she doesn’t move along, twat her with a steel truncheon even if she’s only 5’1″ and armed only with a carton of orange juice.

    She’s fucking asking for it the white slag.

  627. 627
    c.eng says:

    I seem to remember it was Grammar, trojan.

  628. 628
    Toad says:

    This is Gordon

  629. 629
    Anonymous says:

    He probably will, after he is in office that is !

  630. 630
    Same as last week says:


    you’re living in a dream world if you think the “others” in the polls are going to skyrocket up from around 10% to anything approaching any of the big three’s vote share
    and that’s all of the others never mind any one party within them

  631. 631
    Us and them says:

    No, Dacky me old mucka, it just reinforces the public’s belief that the disconnection between our world and theirs is as wide as the deep blue sea,

  632. 632
    Anonymous says:

    All Brown has left is scare stories re the tories. Negative campaigning their only option.

  633. 633
    Anonymous says:

    Well said, after all the real humour and the cut and thrust is here not in some no spin zone tent full of wankers !!! Fuck you msn you are c unted after this 1

  634. 634
    RavingMad says:

    just for possible interest

    Ed DroppedBollox on QT for what should be his last appearance as an MP – might be worth watching following Gordons last appearance (if that’s what you can call it) on the Debate

  635. 635
    ComRes says:

    Cameron 35
    Clegg 33
    Brown 26

  636. 636
    Sue's Dad says:

    Someone’s asking for a smack

  637. 637
    Toad says:

    yougov Cameron 41%

  638. 638
    Anonymous says:

    Conservatives to win by a 20-30 majority, after that all you hung parliament
    c *unts can s*** my c*** ‘cept you mandy !

  639. 639
    Sue's Dad says:

    You slagging of my girl? You’re asking for a smack

  640. 640
    not a gamechanger says:

    Other two are much closer with broon in a poor third again.

  641. 641
    streamfisher says:

    I was thinking more along the lines of……


  642. 642
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill …..

  643. 643
    yeah, yeah, Oiky Gove, now fuck off says:

    dream on

  644. 644
    Longbow says:

    Thats the SUN, murdock, it will be the highest margine for Dave tonight.

  645. 645
    Anonymous says:

    Oh Fuck me gently . u gov suddenly produce a conservative majority, well who would have thought !

  646. 646
    trojan horse says:

    So you were rivited by the ground shaking revelations, and the huge policy differences, eh?

    Or perhaps we are run by Europe and you are having trouble coming to terms with that fact, the fact that we live in a one party state and you dyed your hair blue for nothing!

  647. 647
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ll get me coat.

  648. 648
    OiOi says:

    Just another farce.

  649. 649
    Longbow says:

    money talks regardless

  650. 650

    Charlie Whelan says Brown Walked it !
    Charlie Take your Enormous Pumpkin sized Bull Frog Head down to Specsavers and get some new glasses
    as it is clear you were watching a totally different debate

    you fucking fat piss pot !

  651. 651
    Anonymous says:

    tat will be livid that his dreams of avarice are slipping through his grimy fingers.

  652. 652
    Londoners says:

    Do they realise PC Delroy Smellie is a cuunt?

  653. 653
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Well said. You have my vote, but i fear the sheeple are too far gone :(

  654. 654
    Thieving Bastards says:

    Inherritance tax is Theft ! WTF should someone who has worked all his life AND already paid his taxes, hand over what is left to the state ie the Politicians ?

  655. 655
    Anonymous says:

    Someone overheard Alastair Campbell say that Labour had, “had it.”

  656. 656
    Labour the lie, deny then smear party says:

    Cameron is too nice – with all that failure of Brown and Labour he failed to kick him/them in the Bollox

  657. 657
    Thieving Bastards says:

    How the fuck are they going to do that ?

  658. 658
    Kev says:

    Cameron concentrated almost all his fire on Clegg.
    Good move if Brown drops like a stone in the polls after BigotGate.
    Bad move if he doesn’t.

  659. 659
    The Long Game says:

    No. Six months after the election as the three old queens squabble for dominance, then we’ll see change.
    Patience dear boy, patience.

  660. 660
    zorro says:

    That pensioner on SKY with the naff suit and brown shirt talking rot…went in undecided…bollocks…then on second thoughts ideal Clegg voter

  661. 661
    Gordon Brown is a Robot, dont fall for reign by Robot ! says:

    What his mother was saying is that the state should get involved much more in a childs life. The way Brown told it, it left no room for a mothers love or indeed a families imput. Its all about the state state state with that machine !

  662. 662
    zorro says:

    looked like an anorexic Cable…..by the way Cable looked a bit shaky and blinky when interviewed

  663. 663

    The Asian candidates are already knocking on doors trying to get hold of postal voting forms
    there has just been an article on BBC
    Oldham st marys in 2008 55% voted by post as opposed bto 15% national average !

  664. 664
    Gordon Brown is a Robot, dont fall for reign by Robot ! says:

    Again you dont understand ( you bigot) theres good debt and bad ( Tory) Debt !

  665. 665
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Cameron creamed that!

  666. 666
    JRR Tolkien says:

    Gordon Brown the Two Towers of Politics ie the best one but then downhill, He’s finished.

  667. 667
    Dream on says:

    fuck thick as thieves, he’s a twat
    look for your retard boyfriend elsewhere fuckwit
    the polls still say hung parliament
    you’ve been talking wank about a 30 majority for months pretending nothing has changed

  668. 668
    Anonymous says:

    Doesn’t ? He already has !

  669. 669
    udderly 'orrible says:

    and it worked! you did your homework.

  670. 670
    Engineer says:

    Labour accusing LibDems. Wonder what else is going on….

  671. 671
    A reader's comments disabled says:

    Ladies and Gentleman! Guido’s in the the building and you ain’t.
    Credibility bypass anyone?

  672. 672
    Anonymous says:

    Charlie wheelan are you the definition of Corruption ?

  673. 673
    Anonymous says:

    It hasnt TAT U TOSSBAG !

  674. 674

    Isn’t Yougov run by Peter Kellner. Married to baroness Ashton.
    That woman who was given the top job in Europe despite having no qualifications.
    Even the French told her to piss of and come back when she had learnt something.

    Yougov… wouldn’t be in Brown’s debt or anything now would they?

  675. 675
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Seeing as the B&P are being denied a platform, anyone who votes for them can claim no taxation without representation. I’m going to refuse to pay my council tax :)

  676. 676
    zorro says:

    they have much to be modest about

  677. 677
    Anonymous says:

    Browns last Gurn .

  678. 678
    Toad says:

    B*NP 3/1

  679. 679
    A reader's comments disabled says:

    Tat was worth his wieght in gold.
    Gordon knew that all along.

  680. 680
    Anonymous says:

    No ratings scream ! Its all over now, all those medja debates so now watch the polls fall into line. Conservative Majority of 30- 50 , Labourwipeout and Lib dems better than last time.

  681. 681
    Nanziboy Nicky and his Comedy Fascists says:

    But will poor Nicky still be the leader of the beanpies at the election or will his publicity manager have carried out his threat to kill him by then?

    P.S. as Nick would tell you, fuck off back to the phillipines foreigner! ROFL!!

  682. 682
    Dream on says:

    apart from the polls you cockweasel

  683. 683
    Anonymous says:

    3/1 to what ? Become exposed as a party of men with small cocks ?

  684. 684
    Dixie dean says:

    Don’t look good. Two hours ago Tom Watson just twittered his location as ” Trinity car park Bristol ” let’s hope Kerry ain’t seen Get Carter and makes the the meeting . Don’t you just wanna see her outline in chalk on the floor!!! :0). What a great 24 hours. Just need rioting in Athens or Berlin to make this the best week ever for true Brits

  685. 685
    39 Arcacia avenue says:

    The word on the street is that we’ll finish up paying for the shitstorm about to engulf us.
    Still, as long as politicians and bankers get their pensions gold plated, who are we to complain?,

  686. 686
    Dack Blog says:

    Better be an us than a them. And oh for a wider sea.

  687. 687
    Anonymous says:

    Yes it is but he’s panicking now and jumping ship !

  688. 688
    Anonymous says:

    Kerry McCarthy is an utterly useless MP. If only the people of Bristol East had enough sense not to vote for her.

  689. 689
    Anonymous says:

    Anyway more to the point is Kerry getting charged or exposed as a liar ?

  690. 690
    Handsfull says:

    Let the first eunuch cast a lifesize comment.

  691. 691
    Anonymous says:

    The Polls are Bollox TAT and you fuckin know it !

  692. 692
    Kev says:

    We’ll see when the first tracker Polls after BigotGate come out.

  693. 693
    Trotterwatch says:

    More to the point. Are you a paid to disseminate or are you freelance?

  694. 694
    SP{ang+ says:


  695. 695
    Anonymous says:

    It is wrong that you have to miss work. Everybody should get time off to vote. And polling should be done over two days. (If it were up to me voting would be compulsory.)

    Don’t worry. I am seeing the doctor about these bouts of common sense.

  696. 696
    Anonymous says:

    Typical of your shit-hole country. The bitch broke the law in front of the fucking world and your gutless, corrupt system just covers up for her. The police, the electoral commission, your government are all you deserve – utterly corrupt. Enjoy your next 5 years under Labour because it’s what you cowardly, gutless, craven tosspots merit.

  697. 697
    Parg noise says:

    Around 20% of votes were away well before tonight according to Liam Fox.

  698. 698
    Hairy Dwarf Twat says:

    That’s his spunk in your mouth little poodle.

  699. 699
    Dack Blog says:

    That’s a big village.

  700. 700
    Scotland the Crap says:

    doesn’t stop beeb reporting pro bruin tho’ – it’s pathetic – clips on R4 do not seem to reflevt the debate I was listening to and I ain’t voting for any of these:

  701. 701
    Anonymous says:

    Freeman actually, now answer the question is Kerry gettng prosecuted or exposed as a liar ?

  702. 702
    Fuck all them media luvvies says:

    “Follow the right people”

  703. 703
    whiny pussy says:

    Fuckity Bye Wanker!
    Go back to whatever cabbage eating country you came from.

  704. 704

    EDD Bollocks is being ripped a new one by everybody on Q/T
    he looks like he’s thrown the towel in and is resigned to the fact he is doomed !

  705. 705
    Anonymous says:

    They did his name was Dick Sniffin.

  706. 706
    Damp electorate says:

    We are but driftwood cast up on a pirates shore, and don’t they know how to build a bonfire.

  707. 707
    Dack Blog says:

    Blinky always has an expression like he’s just been surprise-slapped for goosing your arse.

  708. 708
    Dumb Fuck educator says:

    Obviously non of you are betting men

  709. 709
    Dack Blog says:

    What’s going on on Sky? Are they interviewing in an old folks home?

  710. 710
    Trotterwatch says:

    Are you ‘aving a laugh or what, you plonker?
    She’s in Westminster. They’re above the law.
    Have a day off, FFS!

  711. 711
    Dream on says:

    just because you don’t like what they are saying now doesn’t mean they are bollocks. it means you are clutching at straws you jizzflake
    they were right for the euro elections and for the mayoral elections and you weren’t whining like a pussy about them then

  712. 712
    Anonymous says:

    Ok you didnt get it so let me explain, The Two Towers is by common consent the best of the trilogy. Now Gordo was best in the second debate. Now do you see where I’m coming from ! Fuck it, it fair ruins a joke when you have to explain it !

  713. 713
    Anonymous says:

    You’ll be eating grass for the next twenty years no-matter which thief you elect. In a few months you’ll come begging to us because you’re a shower of worthless uneducated pigs. This time you’ll be fucking Europeans and like it – or else.

    Dance English piggie, dance

  714. 714

    The IFS has stated that Lie-Bore has failed to identify a massive 87% of where their cuts are comming from
    lib-dems 75%
    Cons 82%

  715. 715
    Susie says:

    It’s not just a police matter — what’s the Electoral Commission doing? Why do we have to wait for a police investigation?

    Bloody quango which only has to do anything once every two or three years (apart from the odd by election) and not a sodding peep out of them 6 days before a General Election. Why aren’t there proper penalties already in place which automatically come into force?

    I think that if this happens, all postal votes disclosed illegally should be declared null and void and destroyed. The voters will be allowed to re-cast them, but have to do so in person at their polling station. Whoever disclosed them, should then be charged with electoral fraud and take his/her chances on whether people mind voting for a cheat or not.

  716. 716
    Anonymous says:

    Nope we are not, is that a bad thing ?

  717. 717
    Scotland the Crap says:

    Nope – ’twas the nurse remotely controlling Broon’s IV drip

  718. 718
    Worzel says:

    Don’t ye forget the flaggons of zider, my luv.

  719. 719
    Engineer says:

    Too early to say yet. The complaint was only made to the police this afternoon. If there is something to put before the courts, it’ll be some weeks before charges are brought.

  720. 720
    Tin Foil Hat Watch says:


    complete fucking paranoid nutcases

  721. 721
    Steven Hawkin says:

    I’m sorry , maybe its me but I cant work out the maths of your statement for all the c*unting tea in chna !

  722. 722
    Englander says:

    Better English than whatever shithole you come from anonymong

  723. 723
    Brown and now OUT says:

    That face of the evil Brown at the very end of his pathetic speech!

    We replayed it on Sky+ and within billiseconds of the horrific glare,he turns into this even more horrific smile.

    Even the special FX guys could not make a character do what this monster does in such a short space of time.

    Amazing to watch.

    And tonight was Brown’s last TV appearance ever. He is finished forever and out of our lives.

  724. 724
    Osama Bin keeping me head down says:

    Do i qualify for an amnesty under the ten year rule?

  725. 725
    Anonymous says:

    No they are raiding their pockets before they die !

  726. 726
    Nanziboy Nicky and his Comedy Fascists says:

  727. 727
    Anonymous says:

    Are Labour bussing supporters into Question Time every week now?

  728. 728
    Susie says:

    Plan U: Glass ceiling
    Because more women have to live under ordinary tiled roofs, whereas men have skylights.

  729. 729
    Anonymous says:

    Prove it – lock the Hunt up or admit you are no longer capable of governing yourselves. The immigrant PV does that now.

  730. 730
    Ratsniffer says:

    Did anyone else find Clegg incredibly annoying? All those hand movements, all that phoney sincerity, and constantly trying to take the moral high ground. He is starting to look more like a greasy snake oil peddler every minute.

  731. 731
    Avuncular Vince says:


  732. 732
    Kim Il-sung says:

    Speaking as President forever of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK)…Whats your problem?

  733. 733
    Anonymous says:

    Its one or the other though ?

  734. 734
    Engineer says:

    If Blinky goosed you, I’d expect at least a right hook, if not full GBH.

  735. 735
    RavingMad says:

    can someone tell me what Laura Huntsberg means by ‘her majesty’s press’?

    this woman is tiresome, loathesome and idiotic

  736. 736
    Scotland the Crap says:

    LebDims have always acted like dogs in the manger and continue to do so – it’s a role they just struggle to shed and will not do until they get that chip off their collective shoulders. It is in ther DNA.

  737. 737
    Anonymous says:

    Or so You thought !! Remember peolple will vote lIB dEM

  738. 738
    Dack Blog says:

    The peasants are revolting on QT! Go girl!

  739. 739
    Susie says:

    Nobody’s commented on Gorn nicking Sky’s mike by just driving off with it… it all costs somebody money. But I expect he’s so used to taxpayer BBC freebies it didn’t occur.

  740. 740
    Reichschancellor ( in-waiting and waiting and waiting ) GoBalls says:

    Take that woman’s name and give her the Damien Green treatment !

  741. 741
    Engineer says:

    Ask the police. It’s their responsibility now.

  742. 742
    Brown, Cameron and the young good looking one whose name escapes me says:

    Where would you sad mongs be without our dazzling wit and repartee bringing excitement into your dull and worthless lives?

  743. 743
    Susie says:

    Talking of Somali warlords, has anyone attempted to send Paul and Rachel Chandler their postal vote forms?

    Thought not.

  744. 744
    Amy Nitrate says:

    Yeah. Fat ugly bird for PM.

  745. 745
    socrates says:

    tat is sweating like a rapist. After all those weeks of selling his arse to scrape together 5 grand for one final throw of the dice, it’s a greek tragedy really.

  746. 746
    Dack Blog says:

    Now he’s churning out anecdotes. Churning and gurning, churning and gurning…

  747. 747
    the real lolol not the one who's using my moniker says:

    The problem now is they are letting St Tony loose tomorrow,can we get a court order and extradite him to Den Haag

  748. 748
    Hard Truth says:

    I’ve got some rather bad news for you. Sit down. Would you like a glass of water?
    Gordon is going to get back in. I know it’s hard to comprehend, but that’s the reality of the situation.
    Can i call someone to come and sit with you?

  749. 749
    Amy Nitrate says:


  750. 750
    Anonymous says:

    Ok lets look at a hypothetical situation. A sitting MP fearful of her/His majority pretends to know the inside dope on early postal voting so as to influnence those still to vote, particularly the swing voters.She then makes up a story……..the rest you can fill in yourself, stupid cow !

  751. 751
    Janus-faced Gordon Brown says:

    Janet, I think you’re a marvellous person.

    Behind your back I think you’re a rat-faced scummy old bag.

  752. 752
    Susie says:


    In a thousand years, victims of Brown justice will be found in a foetal position, perfectly preserved, with ligatures around their necks.

  753. 753
    Amy Nitrate says:

    I wanna take my tweezers to that bum fluff on Vincent’s bonce.

  754. 754
    the real lolol not the one who's using my moniker says:

    747 Doesn’t matter which one gets in or what colour rosette they wear,they a just councillors for a large county council called England,the real rulers is the EUSSR and no one gets to vote for them.

  755. 755
    Engineer says:

    Yes – he gave the impression of being a little rattled when his policies were examined more closely than in the previous debates. Gives the impression of slightly retracting some policies. Snake-oil salesman may be a bit strong (he’s still better than Gordoom) but the star quality is fading a bit.

  756. 756
    Anonymous says:

    FIO request to the Chief Constable of Avon and Somerset. He will not be able to give you the particulars or fine details of the circumstances but he must tell you whether a report has been sent to the CPA or not.

  757. 757
    Kerygate id bigger tahn Gordongate says:

    Watch this space !

  758. 758
    Scottish Wanker says:

    Why is it that Clegg and Cameron have gone through a session with Paxman, but when Gordon goes to the Beeb for his solo interview, they give him Dermot O’Leary?

  759. 759
    Amy Nitrate says:

    Nick Knowles wasn’t available.

  760. 760
    Gordon Mr 10% Brown says:

    I make mistakes but I DO know how to run economy…
    into the ground.

  761. 761
    Kerrygate is bigger than Gordongate says:

    You know why, so why do you ask ?

  762. 762
    Ratsniffer says:

    Clegg also denied an amnesty for illegal immigrants, despite admitting to it later on. He tried to dress it up in language which did not involve the term “amnesty” Typical snake oil stuff.

  763. 763
    Kerrygate is bigger than Gordongate says:

    I made mistakes . as you saw yesterday but if truth be told I make them all the fucking time !

  764. 764
    RavingMad says:

    Campbell later was spinning that he meant Burnley FC had had it not brown/labour

  765. 765
    Kerrygate is bigger than Gordongate says:

    Having a laugh and joke and maybe even a toke you worthless piece of authoritarian shite !

  766. 766
    Bush Fire says:

    I could do a better job

  767. 767
    RavingMad says:

    but you have to realise that the people of bristol are stupid enough to vote for mccarthy again

  768. 768
    This needs looking into very deep says:

    fucking ken clarke said the exact same words about a week ago or less on bbc

  769. 769
    Thortung says:

    I’m sure the BBC would have been the paragons of balanced reporting. Not.

  770. 770
    This needs looking at says:

    take 3
    c*larke said the exact same words about a week ago

  771. 771
    check says:

    2nd mention

  772. 772
    Susie says:

    There are a lot of woods in Canada… don’t go near them Gillian.

  773. 773
    cabby says:

    taxi for the sweaties

  774. 774
    Engineer says:

    Almost all politicians do snake-oil to some extent. The outright honest ones (Farage, for example) are still in minority parties because not enough people agree with their stance. It’s the ones who can finesse broad agreement across the full range of policy areas that come out on top. Labour have done it in the past by outright lying; the LibDems are not as blatant, but have the problem of having to justify a manifesto written as the third party by a country mile on equal terms with the other two main parties. So some of the stuff they put in to be eye-catching doesn’t really stand up to the real-world test.

  775. 775
    Susie says:

    I remember this article in the real Pravda:


    Russia sounds ok. But you do have to wonder whether the author’s still alive.

  776. 776
  777. 777
    Susie says:

    And hideously er… white.

  778. 778
    TH Robin Cock says:

    Is it me or does Laura look like a stroke victim? Ok it’s me.

  779. 779
    Susie says:

    Or getting the EU to water down their banking regs for RBS.

  780. 780
    Dermot O'Dreary says:

    Do you think this will do my career any good?

  781. 781
    Greedo Forkes says:

    Who cares what you plebs think when i get to suck Iain Dale’s cock in the spin room?

  782. 782
    C S Ucker says:

    Don’t speak with your mouth full

  783. 783
    Susie says:

    Clegg got that soooooo wrong. “80% immigration is from the EU”

    Fact check: 30% of immigration is from the EU.

  784. 784
    Wit worthless logic says:

    So prats like you pick the best of a bad bunch and think you’ve got a result when your choice of arsehole makes it through the door of no 10.
    Imbecile or party drone?

  785. 785
    Iain says:

    LOL! Best line yet

  786. 786
    bunker says:

    If she didn’t open the votes she’s even more guilty of trying to influence the election by quoting false figures & pretending they are her favour ……

  787. 787
    Amy Nitrate says:

    Paul’s surname triggered the auto-mod, I suppose?

  788. 788
    Susie says:

    My teacher believed in inclusiveness.

    The under 5s were all included in his p’do ring.

  789. 789
    Engineer says:

    It’s called pragmatism. Idealism is great until somebody actually applies it.

  790. 790
    Amy Nitrate says:

    Is that a Catholic thing, then?

  791. 791
    trojan horse says:

    Did fat Ken tell you to say that or was it Bilderberger Osnore or perhaps their chum Tony?

  792. 792
    Amy Nitrate says:

    Fucking idiot mods, then?

  793. 793
    Susie says:

    I noticed a distinct decline in YouGov Labour share shortly after Brown phoned Cath and gave her a bollocking on how badly she was doing her job.

  794. 794
    Wit worthless logic says:

    No. It’s called mindless obedience as practised by party drones wedded to the belief that the professional political masters know best.
    But of course, you’d know all about that.

  795. 795
    Nigel Singh says:

    Yep. Stains Reservoir is a body of water that cannot be mentioned on here.

  796. 796
    Brown, Cameron and the young good looking one whose name escapes me says:

  797. 797
    Not Worthy says:

    Chips. Many chips. Comes fron an inferiority complex.

  798. 798
    Grace Mugabe says:

    Has anyone seen my my Bobby? He disappeared on a private plane with a man who had funny eyebrows muttering something about electoral consultancy.

  799. 799
    trojan horse says:

    obviously i never hasd the chance to go, stuck in a communist comprehensive where PC was more important than education.

  800. 800
    Pseud Watch says:

    Rory Bremner on This Wank. Still upping Nu Liebour. What a Twitter. Out of date , career over. Why isn’t he standing as a candidate? No deposit? I disagree.

  801. 801
    trojan horse says:

    Has your medication run out, or is that you Fat Ken?

  802. 802
    adge says:

    757: I think it is Friday 30th April when G Brown is on with Paxo

  803. 803
    AC1 says:

    Make them pay for the Education of their own spawn and they’ll soon care about edumakation.

  804. 804
    march25 says:

    Guido, according ton the BBC article it’s illegal to repost the twitter comment (which is effectively what you’ve done with the other image for the other post). You would be well advised to remove the image – we wouldn’t want to lose you with a week to go!

  805. 805
    The Right Honourable Rotten MP says:

    Yup. That petty much sums up four and a half hours leadership debate.
    Punk politics at its best.

  806. 806

    […] + + + Bristol Police Receive Official Complaint + + + + + + Kerry McCarthy Accused of Breaching Ele… […]

  807. 807
    AC1 says:

    That’s so arse backwards it could only be said by a complete economic imbecile.

    Oh it was.

  808. 808
    Pokes tongue out says:

    He’s like Ashcroft. Offshore and untouchable. The best kind of political influence.

  809. 809
    LIZARDS! says:

    paranoid nutter

  810. 810
    martin webster is dick sniffins buttplug says:

    Some thick B&P mong has had a funny turn on this thread posting like a maniac.
    Maybe he’s finally realised no-one gives a fuck about his fat gay Fuhrer and snapped.

  811. 811
    Chop says:

    All you needed to do was look at the audience for confirmation of that Suzie.

    70% of African or Asian decent.

  812. 812
  813. 813
    Baz says:

    Gordo was shit in the first, shitter in the second, but neither portion of shit could prepare us for the shitmire that was the third.

    So more Friday the 13th than Tolkein, I fear.

  814. 814

    Yes seems like that on the surface. It was all a bit too open. is this the tip of an iceberg or is it (more likely) some sort of distraction. trying their had at ‘magic’ is libore now it is the only way they’ll get any success.

    P A T H E T I C .

  815. 815
    Doctor Mick says:

    Plod will get to the bottom of her case.

  816. 816
    Doctor Mick says:

    Good for her. But they should make it 6 figures, the tight bastards.

  817. 817
    Doctor Mick says:

    The BBC would say that wouldn’t they?

  818. 818

    Nice site, very informative. I like to read this.,it is very helpful in my part for my criminal law studies.

  819. 819
    Link says:

    fuck off wanker

  820. 820
    thick arse thief says:

    Where’s the blog Tat ?

  821. 821
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Picture the scene outside 10 Downing St. on the morning of 7th May. Nick Griffin waves to cheering crowds. His first act as PM, after a landslide victory, is to literally tear up all the EU treaties, starting with Lisbon and ending finally with the treaty of Rome. More deafening cheers from the crowds.

    If only the sheeple would wake from their slumber, but i fear it is too late for old blighty :(

  822. 822

    Refusing to vote is a perfectly legitimate use of your vote. It is, after all, yours to do with as you wish

  823. 823
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    When PR is introduced, by the Lib/Lab pact, the B&P will go from strength to strength. They will destroy Liebore in their former heartlands. It’s only a matter of time before they assume power.

    Tick tock tick tock you Liebore voting benefit scrounging immigrant scum :)

  824. 824
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    When PR is introduced, by the Lib/Lab pact, the B&P will go from strength to strength. They will destroy Liebore in their former heartlands. It’s only a matter of time before they assume power.

    Tick tock tick tock you Liebore voting, benefit scrounging, immigrant scum :)

  825. 825
    moron says:

    how the fuck would you know ? you live in indonesia you twat

  826. 826
    Number 6 says:

    You bigoted woman you.

  827. 827
    Down with Brown! says:

    Time for Gordon and Sarah to start packing:


  828. 828
    nell says:

    I wonder what gordon’s going to do today?

    Will he retreat to his desk in no.10 and pull out the superglue ready for his eviction nect Thursday?

    Or will he decide to hit the campaign trail for a bit more granny bashing?

    I sense a labour bunker moment coming on.

  829. 829
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Not yet. I’ll be leaving before the riots, strikes and power cuts, after the IMF chainsaws have cut the box ticking, bed wetting public sector scum to ribbons.

    The economic shitstorm falling on the Lib/Lab pact will make Greece and the late 70s look like a fuckin’ tea party.


  830. 830
    anon says:

    could this be this site’s Mrs Duffy/ bigot moment

  831. 831
    another B&P mong leaves Britain a better place says:

    fuck off to fiddy kiddler land to find your ladyboy you shitbag

    scum trash like you you won’t be missed


  832. 832
    Tony's_Back says:

    I changed Britain forever……..
    and then I got out. Pity some of you have to stay here and live on.
    I do find things cheaper every time I come back though, which is good
    I’ll ask the Gorgon to pay me in Gold this time (you can never be sure with this funny money!).

  833. 833
    Hung Parliament says:

    I sense 20% of the votes cast at the beginning of the week
    no great change in the polls with 6 days of campaigning to go

  834. 834
    MI5 says:


    He sends out Sewer Whelan and Slob Prescot to harrass grannies…

    New labour is an open sewer running through British society as you know..

    Have a good day

  835. 835
    a mong says:

    you’re a twat

  836. 836
    nell says:

    I hear bliar is coming back to campaign for them over the next few days.

    I do hope the anti-war brigade is watching so that they can join him on the campaign trail. This would be a good time to remind voters that this labour government has taken us into two unnecessary wars and sent our troops to fight them without decent equipment.

  837. 837

    You seem somewhat insecure this morning – has the medication cart not arrived yet?

    A few Unmentionable MPs would be good for Parliament – they would soon show their true colours and become a great source of entertainment, and any seats they were to get would be from the Liebour scum anyway, so there’s no great loss to democracy involved.

    Perhaps you should ask Nurse to up your dosage.

  838. 838
    martin webster is dick sniffins butplug says:

    It’s the indonesian ladyboy lover who went loopy last night and littered this thread with his retarded halfwit posts and deranged ranting.
    No wonder you love dick sniffin and his boyfriend martin webster.

    The only thing destroyed will be sniffin and his lunatic party as it slowly tears itself to shreds since griffins publicity manager was charged for trying to kill sniffin.

    They are a bunch of nutters and attract thick bastards and pervs like you.

  839. 839

    Ja Vol, Mein Fuhrer! sieg heil! sieg heil!

    Another of dick sniffins neanderthal twats surfaces for a quick wank over his fat gay bong eyed fuhrer

    piss off you nazi fuck

  840. 840
    Dack Blog says:

    Pay with what? Our money anyway?

  841. 841
    Dave Blair the Warcriminals mini-me says:

    Blair’s mini-me Tony Cameron grovels at the feet of his Hero

    Did you ever know that you’re my hero,
    and everything I would like to be?
    I can fly higher than an eagle,
    ’cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

  842. 842
    Road_Hog says:

    If I remember rightly, you did have to remind him about it.

  843. 843
    Anonymous says:

    Find the law that applies? If it was a made up figures, there is no law I can find. It is just fiction. The law only covers actual facts.

    They have to make a statement that it was fiction which makes her dishonest and untrustworthy, or it is true. But the law will not allow them to say it is true. Catch 22.

    When they made the laws it was in the time of dead tree news papers etc. and 6 hour news cycles with TV editors. They did not dream of the X factor age. The ability to discredit a person in 3 minutes.

    This is what government is put there to do. It has to review laws. Instead these lot, just had an agenda that overrode common sense.

  844. 844

    Don’t worry, we’ve taken care of that, their votes already in and in fact just to be on the safe side, we’ve put half a dozen in for each of them.

  845. 845
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Watch out for the taxman Tone. That’s how they got Al Capone in the end :)

  846. 846
    Cynic says:

    Twatter czar should remember that czars often come to a sticky end.

    But perhaps they will let her off because she’s just a silly girl…..but no they cant do that. When Harriet was caught she took it like a man and she would go ballistic if her fellow wimmon escaped. So Kerry must now take her punishment.

    Now just hold that image.

  847. 847
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Brown and Liebore told their core vote what they think of them in bigotgate. Just watch the votes and membership applications flood into the B&P. Liebore are finished, but in their attempt to rig the voting system with PR, they are cutting their own throats.

    Tick tock tick tock :)

  848. 848
    Liebour Watch says:

    Evan Davies ripped Mandleson a new arsehole on Toady and Davies stuck to the task of getting Mandy to justify the tax increases that were not in the 2005 mandate but were implemented on office. Mandy was left to saying that he wasn’t around at the 2005 election but in Brussels.

  849. 849
    Sky News is biased says:

    Guido I bet you are disappointed. All this hype about getting McCarthy prosecuted or whatever and it comes to nothing, a simple mistake, nothing more. Another Twitter ‘scalp’? I don’t think so. I bet it hurts you that you have no influence in this election, have you even broken a good story yet?

  850. 850
    Engineer says:

    It’s called finding the best available compromise – again, I say, pragmatism. We engineers have to do that a lot, because life is never perfect, and you have to work with what’s available and possible.

  851. 851
    Anonymous says:

    It was all Sues fault

  852. 852
    Anon says:

    Sign this petition to get this appalling woman dealt with properly http://www.gopetition.co.uk/online/35862.html

  853. 853
    Anonymous says:

    here’s a bit of a list… woefully in need of an update though

    Each year Blair’s freebie holidays
    November 1997 Bernie Eccleston’s £1 million donation investigated
    March 1998 Lord Irvine’s £650,000 wallpaper
    March 1998 Scottish Parliament building tendering process & construction
    July 1998 Downing Street adviser Roger Liddle investigate dover lobbying links
    August 1998 Robin Cook’s affair with Gaynor Regan exposed
    October 1998 Ron Davies’s Moment of Madness on Clapham Common
    November 1998 Nick Brown admits paying for gay sex
    December 1998 Geoffrey Robinson resigns over loaning money to Mandelson
    December 1998 Peter Mandelson resigns over Geoffrey Robinson loan
    July 1999 Derek Draper & Lobbygate
    July 1999 Ken Collins, former Labour MEP, appointed chairman of the Scottish Environment Protection Agency with a salary of £45,000
    October 1999 Ron Davies goes badger watching
    October 1999 October 1999 – Failed Labour candidate Joan Aitken appointed as the Prisons Complaints Commissioner.
    September 1999 Scottish Labour Party lobbying scandal
    January 2000 Geoffrey Robinson faces fraud inquiry over Transtec
    January 2000 Gordon Brown faces Inquiry over flat purchased from Maxwell ruins
    January 2000 January 2000 – Police arrest Philip Chalmers, who earned £50,000-a-year as head of the Scottish Executive’s strategic communications unit, for being drunk at the wheel of his car in a red light district with a prostitute.
    April 2000 John Prescott fails to disclose benefit of Union owned flat.
    June 2000 Geoffrey Robinson in trouble with Belgian tax authorities.
    June 2000 Lord Ali in trouble for using House of Lords as business address.
    July 2000 David Blunkett fails to declare income from rent on his Wimbledon home
    November 2000 Cherie Blair & Nannygate.
    January 2001 Buyer of Millennium Dome Robert Bourne accused over donation to Labour
    January 2001 Peter Mandelson resigns for the second time.
    April 2001 – Failed Labour candidate Keith Geddes appointed to board of Scottish Natural Heritage
    May 2001 May 2001 – Robin Young, a former non-executive director of Bovis (construction managers of the Scottish Parliament) appointed as permanent secretary at the Department of Trade and Industry
    July 2001 Hindujahs receive passports after Labour donation
    November 2001 Henry McLeish resigns as Scottish First Minister after office expense scandal
    November 2001 November 2001 – Jack McConnell admits to affair with Labour party secretary who he tried to keep in situ by appealing to Labour MPs for funds. He says he has had no other affairs.
    December 2001 Keith Vaz criticised by Standards Commissioner over business links
    December 2001 Nigel Griffiths and £40,000 office expenses
    January 2002 – Norman Murray, Labour councillor and former convenor of the Convention of Scottish Local Authorities, appointed board member of the Scottish Ambulance Service at £7,305 a year
    January 2002 Labour spin doctors trash reputation of Rose Addis
    January 2002 Enron accused of buying access to Labour after donation.
    February 2002 Arthur Andersen & donations to Labour
    February 2002 Martin Sixsmith forced to resign by Stephen Byers
    February 2002 Jo Moore resigns over ’burying bad news’ email
    March 2002 Lakshmi Mittal
    March 2002 Donnygate Doncaster Labour scandal ends in prison for Labour councillors
    May 2002 Stephen Byers resigns from government after various scandals
    May 2002 Tessa Jowell criticises Labour for accepting donation from Richard Desmond
    June 2002 Ken Livingstone accused of manhandling his partner while drunk at a party
    June 2002 Black Rod accuses Downing Street of trying to muscle in on Queen Mother’s funeral
    June 2002 Labour spin doctors accuse Paddington crash victim Pam Warren of being a Tory stooge
    July 2002 Carphone Warehouse chairman claims Lord Levy tried to nobble a £1 million donation.
    September 2002 Labour MP Alan Meale in trouble over deportation case linked to donation.
    October 2002 – Lanarkshire Labour party hold a Red Rose Dinner attended by a notorious drug baron called Justin McAlroy
    October 2002 – Forty-four constituency Labour parties in Scotland revealed to have failed to register agreements to accept regular donations from trades unions. Failure to do so is a criminal offence.
    December 2002 Cherie Blair apologises over links to conman Peter Foster
    March 2003 Clive Betts MP employed rent boy in House of Commons office
    August 2003 David Kelly commits suicide
    August 2003 Chris Bryant pictured in briefs on Gaydar website
    August 2003 – Defeated Labour MSP Iain Gray appointed as Alistair Darling’s special adviser at a salary of £60,000
    August 2003 – Failed Labour candidate Pat Kelly appointed to board of Scottish Water.
    September 2003 – Harry McGuigan, a leading Lanarkshire Labour councillor appointed as a member of the Scottish Children’s Reporter Administration board.
    November 2003 Margaret Hodge forced to resign over libelling Demetrious Panton
    April 2004 Beverley Hughes resigns over Immigration scandal
    February 2004 Labour criticised by Electoral Commission for late tendering of accounts
    January 2004 – Revealed that Schlumberger hired disgraced special adviser Philip Chalmers to run the Scottish Tourist Board’s Visit Scotland website. The website is part of a Scottish Executive PFI contract
    May 2004 Lord Drayson’s company wins non competitive tender contract after £50,000 donation to Labour
    May 2004 – Failed Labour candidate Hugh Raven, a former parliamentary assistant to Peter Peacock, the education minister, awarded a £23,415 contract as a board member of Scottish Natural Heritage.
    June 2004 – Willie Haughey, who has donated hundreds of thousands of pounds to the Labour party, appointed to the post of chairman of Scottish Enterprise Glasgow.
    August 2004 August 2004 – Former Edinburgh Labour Provost Eric Milligan appointed Scotland’s “welcome czar” to the tourism industry. Although not paid a salary he receives expenses to travel the world.
    October 2004 – Revealed that 70% of Scottish quango appointees have links to the Labour party.
    December 2004 Oona King offered £10000 to bed Labour Euro MP.
    January 2005 – Sarah Davidson, once an adviser to former Scottish secretary Helen Liddell, lands a £75,000-a-year job enforcing McConnell’s smoking ban. The new job was never advertised. She was the civil servant who presided over a £200m rise in the cost of Holyrood before taking a six-month sabbatical to travel round the world.
    January 2005 Candy Atherton’s researcher digs for gay Tory dirt
    January 2005 – Jack McConnell fails to register a holiday at the Spanish villa of BBC broadcaster Kirsty Wark.
    February 2005 Cherie Blair embarks on lucrative Australian speaking tour.
    March 2005 Labour charges £200 for candidate contact details.
    April 2005 – Brian Wilson MP’s final section on Register of Members’ Interests shows directorships and advisory roles to renewable energy firms. As Energy Minister he promoted renewable energy
    April 2005 – Revealed that Jack McConnell met with Labour donor Willie Haughey to discuss compensation on a land deal where the M74 would pass through Haughey’s property. Initial compensation of £7.4 million rose to £16.5 million.
    May 2005 Birmingham Labour Party accused over post voting irregularities.
    June 2005 Cherie Opens Shopping centre for Malaysian millionaire
    June 2005 Labour MSP Ken MacIntosh resigns over non declaration of financial interests
    June 2005 Cherie Blair cashes in on Tony’s Washington trip.
    July 2005 – Defeated Labour MP David Stewart gets job with the publicly funded SCVO only two months after losing his seat.
    August 2005 – Revealed that disgraced former Scottish Executive special adviser, Phil Chalmers, is heading up a bid by French IT firm Atos Origin to secure some of the ID card contracts.
    September 2005 Michael Watson MSP blamed for arson.
    October 2005 Blunkett resigns over links to DNA firm
    October 2005 Cherie Gets £100,000 for “charity” speaking tour
    October 2005 Stephen Byers apologies for lieing over Railtrack.
    March 2006 – Defeated Labour MP Calum MacDonald gets publicly paid job as Forestry Commissioner
    March 2006 Tessa Jowell & husband
    March 2006 Peerages for Cash
    March 2006 Prescott pays no Council tax
    March 2006 Margaret Beckett’s Royal Flights
    February 2006 Ken Livingstone loses Standards Board appeal over anti-Jewish remarks.
    April 2006 Cameron MacIntosh says he was offered Peerage for loan
    April 2006 Peter Law’s ’peerage’
    April 2006 Charles Clarke & the failed deportations
    April 2006 John Prescott’s Affair(s)
    April 2006 Cherie Blair’s hairdressing bill
    April 2006 – Jack McConnell under pressure over breaking the ministerial code of conduct by giving public backing to a luxury golf resort planned by Donald Trump which could prejudice the planning process for the development
    April 2006 – Revealed that Jack McConnell met with furniture tycoon Robert Morris over compensation to relocate his factory on the route of the M74 extension. The £35million was more than double the original compensation offer….

  854. 854
    giant bee says:

    it was the right thing to steal

  855. 855
    dead person says:

    I can still vote though

  856. 856
    Anonymous says:

    What if a returning officer had previously lied to the public?

    Could we complain about that – and get a re-run!

  857. 857

    Either way, a was broken.

  858. 858
    Quantrill says:

    And people still think that Labour are going to drop the reins ? No chance. If they can’t win honestly then they will win by other means. If all else fails they will ask voters to vote LibDem, New New Labour in waiting.

    Cameroon flocked. How could he show such ineptitude.

  859. 859
    Bigotted woman says:

    Isn’t St paul’s in Bristol East??

  860. 860
    Bigotted woman says:

    I agree, the right will never be allowed to even share power with the Trotskyite scum. The election is being rigged as we write, all our comments will be in vain, our names are being recorded for future visits by the taxman, police, etc etc.

    Cameroon hasn’t got the gonads for this, he has wimped it and will pay with obscurity.
    Re-instate fox hunting, ban the B&P, what does he think this is, 1750?? he’s just lost the election.

  861. 861
    Bigotted woman says:

    Oh flock

  862. 862
    Quantrill says:

    Is this 229 votes or 229,000 votes?

  863. 863
    Quantrill says:

    Silly girl,she twitted and now she’s a Twat. Anyway, its PMT wot done it officer.

  864. 864
    Quantrill says:

    Legal for now

  865. 865
    Quantrill says:

    Yes, a distortion of the election but surely doesn’t the so called “prime ministerial debate” raise similar issues? There can be no doubt that those debates, particularly the first one, have completely distorted voting intentions. All the while only the three chosen by the media are even allowed to be considered ” serious contenders”. Welsh Nats report a fall in voting intentions of14% to 9% following the first broadcast and of course they weren’t represented.

  866. 866
    Quantrill says:

    Economics in a nutshell

  867. 867
    Bigotted woman says:


  868. 868
    Bigotted woman says:

    Bristol is quite close to Wales. geographical comment in case the Security Service of the Commissar for racial equality is listening

  869. 869
    Quantrill says:

    Covered in yeast extract by any chance?

  870. 870
    Quantrill says:

    They used to inhabit England

  871. 871
    Quantrill says:

    What a joke, BTs 8 meg service is running at 700Kb here.

  872. 872
    Quantrill says:

    I’m watching paint dry

  873. 873
    Quantrill says:

    Too late, I heard him say it

  874. 874
    Rev.PercyCrump says:

    When will it all end?

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