April 26th, 2010

Kerry’s Cowan Cover-up

The Labour Party were spinning earlier that as soon as the allegations about their disgraced PPC John Cowan emerged he was suspended: ‘The allegations that came to light after nominations closed are totally unacceptable and well below what the party expects of our candidates.”

Came to light “after nominations closed“?  That is just not true.

Social media guru and Twitter Tsar Kerry McCarthy, a Labour MP no less, was tipped off about Cowan’s dodgy online behaviour over three months ago.  Here is the tip-off email (verbatim):

From: █████ █████ <████████████@gmail.com>
Date: 12 February 2010 21:20
Subject: Private and Confidential and off the record
To: mccarthyk@parliament.uk

Dear Kerry,

My name is █████ █████ and I work in the motorsports industry. I represent drivers, teams, and component suppliers in the motorsport industry. I believe you like a couple of friends have suffered from being stalked by a certain John Cowan. Both the girls I know that I know are racing drivers who raced from an early age. I became aware of ████’s problems with Cowan when we were at Brands Hatch for a race. ████ had run out of finances and had hired her car to a driver who I was coaching. Her father was engineering the car. All was fine until I noticed that ████ and her Dad looked a bit woried. When I enquired what was wrong; her father pointed out John Cowan standing by the car and told me of the trouble that ████ had receiving lude emails. I asked Cowan to leave and not bother ████ or my driver again.

Until this was mentioned I had just assumed he was a ‘harmless’ idiot that lived in a dreamworld. I am afraid motor racing attracts these type of fools as does politics. Since then I have found out ████ is not the only female racing driver that has had problems with Cowan. And now I am reliably informed that you yourself have had problems with this man.

I am now horrified to find out that he is standing for Parliament in South Cambridgeshire and I am supprised he was even picked as a candidate with a false CV!

It has now been bought to our attention you have been pestered by this man; I don’t believe in this age that he should be anywhere near public office. Can he be removed as candidate before he can do any real damage?

I llok forward to your reply.

regards

█████ █████

07███ ██████

So what did Kerry McCarthy do next…


385 Comments

  1. 1
    Throbber says:

    So once again …. Labour Lies.
    It’s all they can do.

    • 2
      Mr Ned says:

      It’s in their DNA dontcha know!

      • 6
        Mr Ned says:

        Is that a pic of that fire-eating contestant of BGT who used to do the hardcore porn sites is it?

        Looks very similar.

        • 26
          Racingdude009 says:

          Best lookalike in a while.

        • 32
          Axe The Telly Tax says:

          BGT now = Britain’s Greatest Tits

          • udderly 'orrible says:

            What did Kerry do next? Taught the poor lassie how to spell I hope, “lude” indeed.

          • Be fair Guido. Kerry and her staff are in Bristol East

            I have translated it into Somali for her

            عزيزي المرشح الديموقراطي جون كيري, وأنا اسمي █████ █████ motorsports للعمل في القطاع الصناعي. وأنا أمثل السائقين لفرق موردي مكونات الصناعة في motorsport. زوجان وأعتقد أنك مثل الأصدقاء الذين عانوا من كونه يحيط معين جون والمنظمة. كلا فأنا أعلم أن أعرف أنها فتاة راسينغ السائقين الذين حصل منذ سن مبكرة. إنني أدرك ████’s مشاكل والمنظمة عندما كنا في سباق Brands هاتش. وكان ████ تنفد الأموال استأجروا سيارتها من السائقين الذين كنت المكثف.

          • Ye Old Holbourne says:

            @ Glasgow Gangland

            Great translation …..
            according to google translator,
            your message in Arabic was ..

            Dear Democratic candidate John Kerry, and I my name █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ motorsports to work in the industrial sector. And I represent the drivers for the teams component suppliers industry in motorsport. A couple and I think you such as friends who have suffered from being around a certain John and the organization. I know both know that it Girl Racing drivers who got an early age. I realize █ █ █ █ ‘s problems and the organization when we were in a race Brands Hatch. The █ █ █ █ money runs out, rented a car from the drivers who you are intense.

            What does that mean ?

        • 47

          I have been talking to some of John Cowan’s racing ‘buddies’ here is what they told me.

          • Heir Blair says:

            Vote labour.You know your with the smart party.

          • Anonymous says:

            I agree with the comments on the red rag site. The Cowan chap seems emminently qualified and suitable to be a labour MP.

            Hypocrite – Check
            Complete lack of knowledge of things he claims to be an expert at – Check
            Thoroughly dishonest – Check
            Creepy wierdo – Check
            sexually deviant – Check

            Seems like very typical labour candidate material to me!

          • Labour For The Win! says:

            Typical ignorant Tories. Labour have doubled investment in the NHS. Tories would cut frontline services. Labour govern on behalf of the people and the Tories would endanger the recovery

          • labour are fucked forever says:

            Lol!

          • nell says:

            labour have doubled investment in the NHS???!!!!

            Is that why we can’t get help for our grand-daughter who has ended disabled by the incompetence of the NHS and we are having to travel between private consultants in London and Leicester using our pension to get the medical help she needs??!!

            ‘Every child matters’ !!!! Remember that empty labour policy document??? All mouth, no substance!

            Over the last ten years the NHS has been of less use to young nell, than a car without petrol.

            So where did that ‘invesment’ (taxpayers hard earned cash to be precise!) go?. Oh yes in paperclip pushing managers whilst the Doctors and Nurses struggled, with ever increasing difficulty, to cope with labour’s growing mountain of worthless bureacracy and increasing patient lists from evermore EU immigrants!!

          • Labour For The Win! says:

            Labour have done more good for the People than you blinkered Tories can understand. Labour treat everyone equally thats why they forced you biguts to comply with diversity laws. Labour are the party of the people who respect the working class

          • Next stop, the Knacker's says:

            I thought Liebour had the biggest BigGuts vide Lord Gawd Prescoot of Hull and Humber

          • nell says:

            labour don’t give a toss about the working classes!!!

            Look at balls, ainbustinagut, prezza , mandy and bliar and how they have feathered their own nests at the expense of the working classes!!

            They are millionaires now (billinaire in bliar’s case) – at the expense of us, the working people!!!

            You are an absolute puppet being manipulated by these people for their financial benefit!! Idiot!!!

          • revolting peasant says:

            Labour have betrayed and destroyed the working class.
            Manufacturing industry has been devestated or flogged off to benefit foreigners, while this Government turned a blind eye.
            Try explaining to former Corus or Cadbury workers just exactly how Labour has supported them.

          • Wealth Creator says:

            Labour for the win…..you are so thick. Increased investment doesn’t mean an improvement in outcomes! Labour’s “investment” has meant more red tape.

            Get real; get a life; a get a real job….prat.

    • 79
      Heir Blair says:

      So is the guessing game? What the fuck did she do? She may have told Gordon who said fuck off biatch. She may have smoked a spliff. She may have had a fuck with him before the email.

    • 81
      Angry and Despondent says:

      Of course it’s natural for Labour to lie. I’ve just received election literature from my local M.P. Natascha Engel that well know Champagne Socialist – Champagne flutes at £30 each, £2,000 for a television, £2,500 for a bed – all on the taxpayer. She’s peddling the lies that the Tories will axe the Pensions Credit, cut the Wnter Fuel Allowance, Child Tax Credit etc, all highlighted by David Cameron in last week’s leaders debate when Brown said he hadn’t authorised them.

      How anyone can support a party that is endemically corrupt, dishonest, vindictive and totalitarian is beyond me. What’s it say about their supporters’ character? I am talking about those Labour Luvvies like Izzard, Tennent, Rowling, etc. who proudly display their Labour affilliations as though they were badges of merit

      • 128
        Bags packed and ready to go! says:

        Rowling? The one who can’t write?

      • 290
        Anonymous says:

        They are badges of merit in the bbc!!!

      • 350
        Susie says:

        You left off Nick Clegg… he loves Labour.

      • 369
        NE Derbyshire says:

        Natasha Engel; yeah, signed on after the election and then went on maternity leave – took a year to ask a repeat parliamentary question. How many kids has she had in the last parliament? Two or three?

        Much worse, she is PPS to the odious shite Liam Byrne, FFS.

        Kick her out and she should take a cold bath on her constituency house, thus repaying our investment in her champagne flutes etc. Delicious

        Not fit to lick Harry Barnes’ shoes

    • 130
      slippery jack says:

      How come Jack Straw is allowed to feed 700 constituents with a free curry in Blackburn ? Isn’t ‘Treating’ against the law during an election ?

      http://www.craigmurray.org.uk/

      • 160
        Jackass Straw says:

        We are Law Makers and Law Breakers. Ask Ed Bollokov.

      • 291
        TWO POUNDS OF SHIT IN A ONE POUND BAG says:

        Come on Guido Run with this one
        Jack Straw Breaking the law yet again !

      • 373
        Ivor Tapeworm says:

        GO FOR THIS ONE GUIDO!

        Not only is Jack Straw a criminal, so are the 700 people who accepted the food.

        Lets see the 700 Labour supporters arrested too!

    • 203
      █████ █████ ████████████ says:

      █████ █████ ████████████ and so there.

      • 380
        Dame Davina Pancake says:

        Well, I am trying to take it up with Linda “always in a meeting” Harling, Elections & Registrations Manager at Blackburn with Darwent Borough Council. Apparently the Returning Officer is the council Chief Exec.

        Davina x

  2. 3
    Unamerican says:

    McArthy witch-hunt

    • 89
      Wm T Sherman says:

      He was an a-hole, but as it turns out, there actually were plenty of witches, per revelations after the fall of the Soviet Union.

      • 255
        Anonymous says:

        Yup, there actually were Reds under the bed but neatly airbrushed out of history by lefty luvvies.

      • 302
        Empire Loyalist says:

        What a surprise! The USA,a nation born of treachery,is full of traitors.

        • 317
          Wm T Sherman says:

          The pig has appealed for a respite from your attentions.

          • Empire Loyalist says:

            That’s no way to talk about your pretty sister.

          • Wm T Sherman says:

            I have no sister. If I did, and you met her, she would kick your spindly little ass.

            Empire Loyalist – putting the “husband” into “animal husbandry” since 1937. Can you not express the renowned British love of animals in the normal way? Join a twelve step program at once.

            Incidentally, before during and after the McCarthy period, Britain had more traitors per square foot than any other Western country. As you know. Traitors are actually fairly rare creatures, but they do tremendous damage. So, not to rag on Britain – just on you – but in terms of a tendency to treason in modern times, Britain leads the pack.

            What motivates you, anyway? Just a conventional Yank hater?

          • Empire Loyalist says:

            Wm T Sheman,the chickenshit chickenhawk.

  3. 4
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    SSSKKRRAAAAARRKK!!! VOTEOLDHOLBORN!!! (phwee-tweet)

    • 22
      comedy gold says:

      Dave is whining about anyone who wants to change the brilliant FPTP voting system that could see Labour with the most MPs despite them being third in the polls.

      You tell em Dave!

      • 49
        geoff moon says:

        is a bit odd that

      • 124
        Mr Ned says:

        How wrong you are. We do not even HAVE a first past the post system at the moment!

        The system is not wrong, it is the boundaries within this system that are wrong.

        Put it this way, John Major secured more votes for the Conservatives in 1992 than ANY previous Conservative leader. Even more than Thatcher in her landslide victories.

        IF we had the same boundaries back in 1992 that we have now, then we would have had a hung parliament.

        There is NOTHING wrong with the first past the post system. BUT we do not currently have a first past the post system. The current boundaries are the problem, and they are so fucked up that this is making this a THIRD past the post system, NOT a first past the post!

        • 166
          Boundary changes favour Tories says:

          Boundary changes will make it much more difficult for Labour to win an overall majority in the next general election, according to a new analysis.

          But the Conservatives will still need a swing of about 10 per cent to win power outright, making a hung parliament more likely than for many years, research published in the House Magazine suggests.

          Of 13 new seats created by the Boundary Commission, 10 would have been won by the Conservatives in 2005, compared to two for the Liberal Democrats and just one for Labour.

          Meanwhile, six of the nine seats to be abolished at the next election are Labour-held, compared to just two Tory and one Lib Dem.

          The analysis by researchers Lewis Baston and Simon Henig suggests that several Labour seats in the south will be transformed into wafer-thin marginals by boundary changes.

          A swing of just over one per cent will now cost Labour its overall majority, compared to 1.8 per cent with boundaries unchanged.

          The changes reduce the swing needed by David Cameron to secure an overall majority from 11 per cent under the old boundaries to nine or 10 per cent with the constituencies which will be used in the next general election, expected in 2009 or 2010.

          The boundary changes have been driven by population shifts which are seeing voters move gradually into the suburbs from the inner cities.

          http://www.epolitix.com/latestnews/article-detail/newsarticle/boundary-changes-favour-tories/?no_cache=1

        • 278
          ogle a gayer glow says:

          Blair’s massive landslide was achieved with less votes than Major got in 1992

        • 351
          Susie says:

          Indeed. Read Dan Hannon’s excellent blog about PR

          “A ministry of all the talents, an end to partisan bickering, a national consensus – such have been the justifications of every dictatorship in history, from Bonaparte’s onwards. A free country must have the ability to sack its leaders, cleanly, peaceably and decisively. Unless I am mistaken, we intend to exercise that right on May 6. Let’s not surrender it immediately thereafter.”

          http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100036508/the-case-against-coalitions-and-consensus/

        • 360
          ROFL!! says:

          hey this system is obviously really unfair!

          let’s draw attention to how unfair it is and fight to keep it!

      • 201
        Boundary changes favour Tories says:

        Boundary changes will make it much more difficult for Labour to win an overall majority in the next general election, according to a new analysis.

        http://www.epolitix.com/latestnews/article-detail/newsarticle/boundary-changes-favour-tories/?no_cache=1

        • 272
          Mr Ned says:

          Yeah they have reduced the in-built 66 seat majority for labour to a 44 seat inbuilt majority.

          It is STILL massively biased in favour of labour.

        • 276
          Mr Ned says:

          It is like having a race between a car that is 10 seconds a lap faster than another car, and the race stewards insisting that the slower car is given improvements to their car worth 2 seconds a lap.

          Then claiming that these changes favour the slower car.

          Claiming that the boundaries actually favour the tories is the most stupid thing I have read during this whole election!

          BTW that was NOT new analysis you posted, It is from 2006!

          But then you will never let the facts get in the way of labour bullshit eh?

  4. 5
    Redacted Blogging says:

    This redacting thingy seems to be catching Guido

    • 36
      Educashun x 3 says:

      He is still on Labourlist – http://www.labourlist.org/john_cowan

      “John Cowan is Labour’s Parliamentary candidate in South East Cambridgeshire. John is also a member of the Labour East Regional Board and a Local Councillor.

      He has worked for seven years as Chief Executive of a Sports Marketing Company, dealing with racing drivers and teams at all levels of motorsport up to and including Formula 1.

      He has passion for innovative engineering solutions and very strong commitment to the UK’s ecomonic development as a World Leader in modern manufacturing. John is a trustee of the charity Norfolk Rural Community Council.”

    • 52
      AC1 says:

      Redacted doesn’t mean what you think it does.

  5. 7
    Gordon McCretin says:

    This proves that it’s the same old Tory party.

  6. 8

    Jesus Christ….!

    If Kerry McCarthy did nothing about this that is a shocker. If she did do something about this and the Labour Party ignored her, then that is criminal………..

    • 19
      jgm2 says:

      In an fairness I would suggest the problem for Kerry McCarthy is likely that she gets absolutely snowed under with this kind of allegations about all kinds of candidates. You’ve only to spend a while on here to look at the allegations being alluded to about the Maximum Imbecile, the Maximum Imbecile’s missus, Yvette Cooper etc etc.

      Now, some or all of these may or may not be true (I have my doubts) but the point is that there are no end of folk prepared to manufacture all manner of shite to smear their political opponents (see McBride, Draper for further info). So Labour panjandrams cannot possibly check out all the smears, innuendo etc etc. of all their various candidates. Okay, they probably could but they just don’t seem that interested as this result shows.

      When even the woman herself who has been sex-pested cannot block the nomination of this chap as PPC then you know for sure there is something profoundly evil at the black heart of the Labour machine.

      As if we didn’t know already.

    • 30
      Racingdude009 says:

      But the message was sent over the Interweb and maybe Kerry does not know how to use a computer

      • 65
        Can't remember my moniker says:

        Is that the same as the internets referred to by George Walker Bush and invented by Albert Arnold Gore?

        • 107
          jgm2 says:

          The very same. A latter-day Leonardo Da Vinci that Al Gore. Invents the internet and then saves us all from ecocide by identifying catastrophic global warming and inventing ‘Climate Change’. Some guy.

          He’s like Brown. Abolishes boom and bust one morning. Saves the entire worlds financial system another and then goes on to cure cancer by merely declaring that he would do so. On a par Tabo M’Beki who cured AIDS by simply declaring it didn’t exist. Although I think Tabo’s approach was probably more intellectually coherent.

          Truly we are fortunate to have lived contemporaneously with such great men. This is what it must have felt like to the ancient Greeks with their Plato and Socrates. Such intellectual Titans both at large at the same time.

          • AC1 says:

            Thabo M’Beki’s approach to post-normal science (I beleive, therefore it is) is mainstream in Climate research.

      • 215
        anonymous says:

        just because you don’t know how not to use a computer does not mean that you don’t know what going on

  7. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck him?

  8. 10
    tats' pervy stalker says:

    What does ‘lude’ mean?

  9. 11
    Manlickscum&Sweaty Balls. says:

    Divide & conquer. Muppets. LOL

  10. 12
    Kerry McCarthy says:

    Private and Confidential and off the record

    Can’t have been that “Private and Confidential and off the record” if he sent a copy to Guido Fawkes, the well read political Blogger.

    • 17
      Henry Crun says:

      Kerry, is John Cowan the only bloke that will go near you sans bargepole?

      • 29
        jgm2 says:

        Know what you mean. Just opening this page has stopped the fucking system clock on my computer.

    • 21
      Anonymous says:

      And obviously sent to Guido after it was exposed that this fuckwitt was standing, possibly…

      Try harder next time Kerry

    • 25
      Anonymous says:

      I expect he didn’t, and expected it to be private, but as it was sent to a @parliament.uk address then it can be got with an FOI or subtle hacking or somesuch.

      But then if it was ignored then that’s fair to take it further innit

  11. 14
    Gordon Brown says:

    I think you’ll find these problems started in America.

  12. 15
    Catflap says:

    Can’t get the fucking staff nowdays can they.Har De fucking Har.

  13. 23
    Manlickscum&Sweaty Balls. says:

    The dateline from hell. Two heads on a stick wahay!

  14. 27
    Anonymous says:

  15. 34
    Praguetory says:

    In terms of tolerating sex pests, the Labour Party have set the bar as low as John Prescott, so why the surprise?

  16. 38
    John Cowen says:

    WLTM, fat bird with GSOH and own home.
    Likes:eating in and eating out.
    Interests:Labour party and fat birds.
    Hero’s:John Presscott.King Dong.

  17. 41
    Anthony charles lynton blair bow street 1983 says:

    Looks like a typical cottager to me.Imagine his fat Labour belly pressed against the glory hole.MMMMMMMMM

  18. 43
    Gordon Brown says:

    The lewd emails started in America.

  19. 44
    Anonymous says:

    He looks like a nice boy but very over weight

  20. 45
    John Prescott says:

    And I thought I was the only fat pervert in Labour! Wa-hey!

  21. 48
    The last days of Labour says:

    Every day, more evidence is coming to light of why Labour need to be wiped out on May 6. As a former Labour supporter, I never thought I’d see the day when I’d be hoping for a Tory government but we absolutely need the Tories to win. Labour have done untold damage.

  22. 50
    Catosays says:

    One wonders whether he went after Bevanite Ellie as well?

    One can but live in hope!

  23. 53
    geoff moon says:

    he was being “groomed “for higher office so his butt must be killing him

  24. 54
    Margaret Moran says:

    I think he’s tasty! Just my type.

  25. 58
    AC1 says:

    My theory.

    All MPs have similar skeletons in the closet. We just don’t know about them. The corrupt are positively selected as MP candidates because when the time comes, the “little black book” ensures loyalty.

    • 61
      P. Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

      The five million or so skeletons in my closet have been missing me ever since I came out

    • 72
      Tommy Atkins says:

      Absolutely spot on AC1, the liblabcon see fairminded, independent, honest, honourable people harder to whip, so find those with shit in the closet and thats their man/woman. party before country is the business they are in.

    • 120
      jgm2 says:

      I am sadly coming around to this as the most likely explanation for several hundred Labour MPs sitting through the most thorough extermination of the UK economy since the Dark Ages.

      It is simply not credible they didn’t realise what was going on so they are either ideologically complicit or cowed into going along with the idiocy by the knowledge that their past history could be unveiled to destroy them at any time.

      • 138
        Heir Blair says:

        Whitles and toots,bells ,alarms. Hit the nail on the head

      • 142
        concrete pump says:

        Labour were complicit in letting immigration go batshit just to get up the piss tubes of right wingers, so it hasn’t surprised me that they deliberately fucked the economy to ruin the chances of a (possible) incoming Tory government.

        C*nts.

    • 260
      Anonymous says:

      My gaydar is on fire when I see Jeremy Hunt. married or not that guy, somewhere , sometime will have a badger watching moment!

    • 300
      Allan@Aberdeen says:

      Alan Clark had “so many skeletons in the cupboard that it won’t shut”. The paradox is that he was invunerable to scandal because it was expected of him.

  26. 60
    Imprison all of Labour says:

    The best revenge against this lot is a Tory government on May 7. Labour should be wiped out, leaving the Libs as main opposition. Hopefully the shock of defeat will be so great, Margaret Beckett will become suicidal, Harriet Harman will form her own breakaway party with Caroline Flint, Jacqui Smith and Hazel Blears, Mandy will emigrate to Ibiza, and Brown will go completly bonkers in public and start doing cartwheels while saying “Me and that Macauley female were a sham! Because it was the right thing to do!”

  27. 62
    Jonah is a cunt says:

    I hope the Conservatives have a secret weapon in the form of an explosive revelation about Brown that they’re going to release a few days before the election. I’m sure there must be some skeleton in the cupboard that would be the equivalent of a stick of dynamite. Something like that would be enough to reduce Labour’s ratings to a negligible 15%.

    • 74
      The truth seeker Gordon Brown Feb 2010 says:

      Just google my name to find out

      • 155
        Gobshite says:

        Yeah, that would pretty much do it.

        The 100 year rule on this is very, very suspicious. I wouldn’t believe such a thing normally, but that just screams ‘cover-up’!

        Can anyone on here think of anything that has been subject to such a long blackout? Anything?

      • 383
        Scotland the Crap says:

        It is a bit more than unusual intit – but not unexpected

    • 76
      Tommy Atkins says:

      Steady, Dave has form too, is my bet

      • 162
        Mr Ned says:

        All of the Bilderburg friends do.

        I liked Norman Tebbit’s answer to a question about his attendance at a Bilderberg conference.

        He was invited by one of them and turned up to see what all the fuss was about, He told them his thoughts and they never invited him back. Which tells you all you need to know about the Bilderbergs and about Tebbit! Top Bloke!

  28. 63
    Sir William Waad says:

    We had some trouble with a bloke like this hanging around our brood mare. It wasn’t the same chap but he had the same breathless, sleazy look. I bet he was a Labour voter, too – he didn’t look as if he’d ever held down a job.

    • 94
      streamfisher says:

      I hope you took appropriate action and had him horse whipped… on second thoughts.

  29. 68
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    I hear the delightful sound of immaculately-timed pigeons coming home to roost. Something tells me they will be joined by many more in the next few days.

    I wonder, with liebours desperation going into overdrive its about time the Osborne rocking horse pics were mysteriously released. Or are they waiting for the full text of the Dolly/McBride emails first?

  30. 73
    Abu Bonanza says:

    We likings the Mr Cowan! He treats woman the proper way! We believings woman is not humans and just for the sex and do as we mens telling thems to doing! Allah forbid woman rights! No rights for decadent woman! We approves of Mr Cowans for harassing the woman! They should obeys him! Mr Cowan should joinings us. Allah allowings mens to rape woman. It is great religion! And please voting Labour! They gives me and my family much money and free house! In our home, we sit and say Death to Great England! We hate you infidels but we much likes your free benefits! Thanks you!

    • 219
      UKIP Until We're Free says:

      Too much ‘sitting and saying’ Abu – you’ve still got 10 sacks of Labour postal votes to complete today, so get on with it or the Tories will take your benefits away. Allah Akhbar !

  31. 77
    occasional ranter says:

    It’s over 2 months, not over 3 months…… and I don’t think you needed to publish the email and cause possible further distress to the women this man has pestered, you could just state the bald facts knowing you have the evidence to back it up.

    Be careful with your power Guido, use the force wisely !

    • 106
      Heir Blair says:

      Fuck off. The only one’s who will know are the few concerned in the racing community there, and the fact he has been news all day will have had them all chatting about it. What Guido should be looking at is the Muslim girl he sent to the Sun and the pics they published.

    • 271
      English Viking says:

      Your Jedi mind tricks won’t work on me, these are not the votes you are looking for!

  32. 78
    John Prescott says:

    That lad will need a few more pies before he can look as hunky as me! Pauline calls me a big hunk of love! Every other woman calls me a fat sack of shit, which I think is unkind. I don’t resemble a sack at all.

  33. 80
    Harriet Harman says:

    Labour stands for equality and fighting sexism in all its forms. Except when perpetrated by Labour candidates and MPs. Please vote Dromey!

    • 220
      anonymous says:

      no

      fuck off bitch

    • 240
      Nick2 says:

      I think Mad Harriet should retain her Parliamentary seat – so she can gabble her Comical Ali non-responses, evasions and gender hatred to the nation.

      If she has no power, she’ll be laughed at until she dies. Premature obscurity will let her off the hook.

      Mind you, the worst case scenario would be losing her seat then being appointed to the Lords…

  34. 83
  35. 85
    Wm T Sherman says:

    Years ago I saw a short comic strip entitled ‘Whistle Stop.” A candiate is kept in a cage by his handlers, and is released at each train stop on the tour. Before one appearance, he gets ahold of a rat and by the time he steps out in front of the public, is eating it. Later, he’s back in his cage and his handlers are discussing options. “Do you think having people actually see him eating the rat is going to cost us any votes?” “I don’t think anybody noticed.”

  36. 86
    Someone please smack Jonah McDoom in his mong mouth says:

    On The Daily Politics today, a guest was asked why it is there are no popular left-wing blogs on the internet. It’s very simple. Lefties don’t have a sense of humour. The reason this blog is such fun to read is because conservatives, whether with a small or capital c, know how to have a good laugh and have a good sense of humour. But then, with 13 years of New Labour, laughter is the best medicine in the face of the corruption and destruction they’ve wrought.

    • 92
      SKELETOR says:

      i had to laugh

    • 98
      Guidos left side says:

      There you go guido,grab a new monikor like uncle Joe and set up a blog with lots of paid ads,more quids in fatso

    • 193
      Catflap says:

      Lefty bloggs you have to give full details to comment and then are moderated the shit out of.
      Typical Stalinist wankers that they are.

  37. 88
    Anonymous says:

    Ha Ha,

    What a dangerous hypocrite she is.

    As usual, when torn between party and principle, the principle goes by the wayside ans she walks on by.

    The sooner Labour is smashed, the better.

  38. 90
    Robert Maxwell (Cap'n) says:

    Emily says Mandy bitchslapped Harriet.

    Whatever next?

    MilliBlink on Gordo’s Rocking Horse?

    I NEVER knew Mandy’s mother.

  39. 97

    If this goes big the scandal will be know as “Cowan Gate”.

    • 114
      M.T.Bucket says:

      he he.

    • 119
      SKELETOR says:

      nice

    • 127
      Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

      … and will be milked for all it’s worth

      I’ll get me coat….

    • 251
      Racingdude009 says:

      Single parents and pubs
      Was interesting to hear today that all three of the mainstream political party leaders have backed Gingerbreads campaign to remove the stigma of being a lone parents.

      Whilst backing this campaign might not be so hard for Labour and the Lib Dems back it shows what a long way the Tories have come from party that was attacking single parents as part of its now infamous back to basics campaign.?

      Single parents still get a pretty tough time and the Gingerbread Campaign is very welcome and well help in removing some of the stigma that single parents face.

      Pubs play a very important role in the community and are as much an asset as post offices the pub industry has been in decline for a number of years factors such as changing lifestyles all are factors however one measure that would help would be a reduction in beer duty.

      The Labour Government has recognised many of the challenges that the pub industry faces and John Healey has been appointed Minster of Pubs.

      At the Labour Party Conference in Brighton last year I meet with John Mann MP of the All Party Beer Group and the Chief Executive of the Pub Industry Association to raise my concerns at the decline of the pub industry.

  40. 100
    QWERTY says:

    So why is the BBC ignoring this story but making up stories about the Tories and education?

  41. 102
    Harriet Harperson says:

    I want a coalition with Nick, ONLY, if I am on top.

  42. 103
    SaltPetre says:

    Lots of spelling mistakes in that letter !

  43. 104
    Pip says:

    “lude” ? Edewkashun, edewkashun, edewkashun. Thank the lord for the Blair years.

  44. 105
    Gordon McDoom says:

    Mr Cowan started in America, along with the recession, McBride and everything else that’s happened in the last 13 years.

  45. 109
    Cliffsull says:

    Stop the #persecution and #hounding of this woman.
    Come on guys – this is the woman who got a few tweets after she entered the #freegary stream on Twitter – said her peace – then when ‘we’ replied she complained she was being ‘hounded’ – she can’t handle the pressure of ‘twitter’ so what good will she be in Parliament? God help us if anyone asks her a question.
    By the way – the #Freegary campaign is here at http://www.freegary.org.uk

  46. 111
    streamfisher says:

    Gordon now pledges no more than one week for cancer screening test results, got to be pulling my prostrate (his position after May 6th).

    • 116
      Tommy Atkins says:

      And a miracle recovery in Libya

      • 126
        streamfisher says:

        Shush, don’t dare go off message, makes it sound like Libyan medical treatment is streets ahead of the NHS.

        • 254
          Bevanite Ellie says:

          In refurbished hospital in London. So clean it’s sparkling. #changewesee #welovetheNHS #voteLabour

          We just need LAbour to save the NHS

  47. 115
    Anonymous says:

    It matters not a jot to the Tories who are near apoplectic over the fear of PR. They got this one badly wrong, clearly. Labour, who are going under anyway, seem to be sitting back and laughing. If a fair system such as PR is introduced, the Conservative Party will cease to exist in five years or less. Only now has it dawned on them hence the propaganda that is being pushed at the moment.

    But it is too late. This is a potentially momentous moment. We could just be seeing the end of Conservative and Labour parties. I think we’ll all be delighted by that.

  48. 117
    In a field near me says:

    Driving back from work in Basingstoke this afternoon,there was one of those large Conservative hardboard posters in a field next to the main road,advertising Maria Miller,the Tory local MP.

    And clipped on to the board was a large piece of paper with the words;

    “2nd home £20K” at least it looked like £20K,it may have been a different figure.

    Just shows – this election could drive voters INTO the polling booths or keep them OUT,either revenge or apathy.

    Perhaps we are looking at a hung Parliament with B&P and UKIP running the show???

  49. 123
    Labour List is creaking under the pressure says:

    Labour List is well behind the Times. Not only is John Cowan still on the List but so is Gary Elsby who is now standing as an independent for Stoke-on-Trent Central in protest at the parachuting in of posh Southerner Tristram Hunt.

    http://www.labourlist.org/gary_elsby

    • 133

      Sorry how dare you mention that shit site. Alex Smith is an Uber Tribal Loon who here’s no evil and see’s no evil. The guy wouldn’t know objectivity if it smacked him in the face. It is largely irrellevant as is he what a complete moron he is.

    • 264
      Sarah MacAuley says:

      “Gary feels hat ”

      educayshun educhaysun educhaysun

  50. 125
    CACTUS CLEGG and his GLIB DUMBS says:

    Shit house politics !
    It’s what Labour do best !

  51. 129
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    I wonder how many more of these retards are lurking in The Labour party? What is their criteria forchoosing PPC’s?

  52. 136
    QWERTY says:

    I see Toenails had a nice lovey dovey talk with McMong today. Any chance of asking him tough questions Nick?

    • 149
      streamfisher says:

      Yeah, c’mon, Nick get tough, Bourbon, Custard Cream or Digestive, the Nation needs to know.

    • 244
      QWERTY as thieves says:

      here’s a tough question
      where’s the blog Tat you fucking lying piece of shit

  53. 137
    Peasant says:

    Oh right, lobby rules, eh?

    First, where ddid you get the email, from McCarthy? I doubt it. Did you get it from the “sender”? Who knows, but why would they pass on an email but ask to have details (like the emailer’s name so that the email can be verified) redacted? Or maybe Guido just wrote it himself?

    Comke on Guido, you know that politics needs cleaning up, but publishing stuff like this on “lobby rules” (ie with no attribution) is just what the spin doctors do. You should feel ashamed.

  54. 139
    Sarah Political Broadcast says:

    Blimey not only are Labour using Elvis impersonators to try and boost Gordon they are now using his Missus to do his Party political Broadcasts. Things must be getting desperate in the Bunker

    • 141
      Gordon Brown says:

      I would never use my family to further my political career.

    • 150
      concrete pump says:

      What a c*nt, i lasted 34 seconds.

      Plead all you like love, you’re fucked, your husband is fucked, the Labour party is fucked.

      Fucked, fucked and fucked.

      Good fucking riddance, c*nt.

      • 241
        hung parliament says:

        you’re fucked too little toryboy troll weed

        • 256
          concrete pump says:

          Tory boy!!!!!!! Lol!

          Wrong. They are a means to an end.

          Wanker!

        • 282
          stilyagi_air_corps says:

          Toryboy troll weed? Did you go to a public school circa 1913? Not very Proletarian Vanguard, is it? Go ask your ‘Uncle’ Peter – he’ll show you how to do it properly.

      • 348
        City of Vice says:

        You lasted 34 seconds? I didn’t make it past 12. Unbearable…

    • 189
      Canary Wharf Rat says:

      It’s about packing your bags.

    • 194
      I Frown Just Like The Boy Cooper says:

      Look,you worthless nothings

      I have got used to the servants and the furnishings at No10

      The free phone calls to Canterbury

      And the trips all over the world.

      I know,I know – I have to do it with that mincing Scottish git

      but for ME,it’s all so worth MY while

      So remember to vote for Labour

      So I can carry on Twittering As I Please,

      After all,being married to him is so like having a disease.

    • 258
      Nick2 says:

      Looks like Labour is really afraid of apathy amongst their traditional & client voters.

      Good.

      (Mind you, I reckon the Tories are going to suffer a lot of ‘stay at homes’ too.)

    • 261
      Anonymous says:

      A wife impersonator

    • 263
      Dack Blog says:

      I’ve just seen the footage of Mr & Mrs Broon being interviewed ‘awayday with Toenails’. Gordon was overdoing the beloved stare where Sarah was wittering on.

      I thought the Stepfords would be keeping a low profile now it’s clear Joe Voter doesn’t give a shit about ‘em.

    • 279
      Sarah Has the most to lose says:

      She has the most to lose of everyone. Multiple houses, Servants, The fawning of the rich and famous, foreign tours, twitter followers, Kow towing press, Sunday Paper slots and worst of all exile into Scotland.

      Little wonder then that she is desperate to promote Gordon.

    • 327
      Anonymous says:

      Oh do Fuck off you desperate Cow !

  55. 144
    T Boone Pickens says:

    lude emails. NO NO NO It’s spelled LEWD!

  56. 151
    Article 38 says:

    SE Cambs hustings tonight – wonder if anyone from Labour will be there? Thought not.

  57. 153
    Thick As Thieves Real Identity says:

    John Cowan = tat

  58. 154
    Prick Knobinson says:

    Just finished the BBC 6 o’ clock News Labour Political Broadcast. Went well.

  59. 157
  60. 158
    Manlickscum&Sweaty Balls says:

    So one looks like a cross between Ed Ball and a cornish pastie the other looks like Geraldine from Britain’s got the pop etc factor. Well matched.

  61. 159
    Pellner Keter says:

    YouRes poll in the Telependent on Monday, 26th April 2010:

    Labservatives 25%
    ConDems 35%
    Liberal Coop 32%

    ComGov poll in the Indigraph, 26th April 2010:

    Labservatives 27%
    ConDems 34%
    Liberal Coop 29%

    IPIX poll in the Daily Standard, 26th April 2010:

    Labservatives: 29%
    ConDems 33%
    Liberal Coop 30%

    BCM poll in the Moon, 26th April 2010:

    Labservatives: 28%
    ConDems 36%
    Liberal Coop 29%

    Opinulus poll in the Evening Mail, 26th April 2010:

    Labservatives: 29%
    ConDems 32%
    Liberal Coop 31%

    • 178
      Tommy Atkins says:

      WHOooo, let battle comence,
      I went into a public-’ouse to get a pint o’ beer,
      The publican ‘e up an’ sez, “We serve no red-coats here.”
      The girls be’ind the bar they laughed an’ giggled fit to die,
      I outs into the street again an’ to myself sez I:
      O it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Tommy, go away”;
      But it’s “Thank you, Mister Atkins”, when the band begins to play,
      The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
      O it’s “Thank you, Mister Atkins”, when the band begins to play.

      I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
      They gave a drunk civilian room, but ‘adn’t none for me;
      They sent me to the gallery or round the music-’alls,
      But when it comes to fightin’, Lord! they’ll shove me in the stalls!
      For it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Tommy, wait outside”;
      But it’s “Special train for Atkins” when the trooper’s on the tide,
      The troopship’s on the tide, my boys, the troopship’s on the tide,
      O it’s “Special train for Atkins” when the trooper’s on the tide.

      Yes, makin’ mock o’ uniforms that guard you while you sleep
      Is cheaper than them uniforms, an’ they’re starvation cheap;
      An’ hustlin’ drunken soldiers when they’re goin’ large a bit
      Is five times better business than paradin’ in full kit.
      Then it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Tommy, ‘ow’s yer soul?”
      But it’s “Thin red line of ‘eroes” when the drums begin to roll,
      The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
      O it’s “Thin red line of ‘eroes” when the drums begin to roll.

      We aren’t no thin red ‘eroes, nor we aren’t no blackguards too,
      But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
      An’ if sometimes our conduck isn’t all your fancy paints,
      Why, single men in barricks don’t grow into plaster saints;
      While it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Tommy, fall be’ind”,
      But it’s “Please to walk in front, sir”, when there’s trouble in the wind,
      There’s trouble in the wind, my boys, there’s trouble in the wind,
      O it’s “Please to walk in front, sir”, when there’s trouble in the wind.

      You talk o’ better food for us, an’ schools, an’ fires, an’ all:
      We’ll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
      Don’t mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
      The Widow’s Uniform is not the soldier-man’s disgrace.
      For it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Chuck him out, the brute!”
      But it’s “Saviour of ‘is country” when the guns begin to shoot;
      An’ it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ anything you please;
      An’ Tommy ain’t a bloomin’ fool — you bet that Tommy sees!

  62. 168
    Down with Brown! says:

  63. 169
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Kerry is proving surprisingly popular with my parliamentary escort agency, she specialises in being a dominant mistress. You’d be surprised at the demand. The cash is flowing in, and there’s no tax either! National Insurance is for the little people.

    Can I just point out that although you do have to book in advance for Caroline Flint, Gloria de Piero and Nadine Dorries (the Parliamentary cougar), Sarah Teather is available at short notice and, until the election, at half price. You don’t even have to vote for her or anything. No Oaten stuff.

  64. 171
    Pellner Keter says:

    Popinium poll in the Exserver, 26th April 2010:

    Labservatives 25%
    ConDems 34%
    Liberal Coop 28%

    Angus-BMRB poll in the Obpress, 26th April 2010:

    Labservatives 26%
    ConDems 37%
    Liberal Coop 31%

    TNS-Reid poll in the Looking Glass, 26th April 2010:

    Labservatives: 30%
    ConDems 33%
    Liberal Coop 32%

  65. 175
    Down with Brown! says:

    Opinium/TheExpress: Con 34% (+2%), LD 28% (-1%), Labour 25% (-1%)

  66. 180
    Catflap says:

    I have just read that the anti war ‘Respect’ party would consider working with the Labour Party against the Tories.
    It was the fucking Labour Party that took us into two fucking wars you stupid Cu*ts.
    Typical socialist shitbags the subject is just a vehicle to promote socialism.
    Climate shit=Socialism
    Ban the Bomb=Socialism
    Equal ops=Socialism
    EU bollocks=Socialism

  67. 184
    is this England? says:

    Vote Dutch Nick get Scotch Gord.

  68. 185
    comments are for idiots says:

    Sue’s confused

  69. 187
    M.T.Bucket says:

    oops sorry, should be Cowan

  70. 191
    mitch says:

    Is it true that Gordon is so out of touch he thought that Boys 2 Men was a delivery service .

  71. 195
    Prezza Five Bellies says:

    But you see not withstanding the fact that I did not in fact do what I had previously been accused of doing apropos my secretary I cannot see what all the fuss is about what i will say is this despite what harriet thinks men are men and sometimes they like a bit of swordsmanship by that I mean some fun with the old one eyed turkey torpedo but you know this campaign is still a three horse race and what i say is this we need to get out there on the streets and show the people that gordon has what it takes to get us out the the mess he created but as for proportional presentation what I say is could we work with a public school ponce like clegg I mean ok he has a lovely wife have you see it my god how did he pull that he must have a bell end like big ben fair play to the bloke but as for his politics I am not so sure well got to go now take care its kareoke night in the hotel you should see me do elvis….

    • 204
      Eric Pigckles says:

      Remember, Fat Eric is NOT to blame or for the floundering Tory Campaign and the prospect of a Hung Parliament. It isn’t Pickles fault, he was only obeying orders.

      • 213
        Anonymous says:

        Labour is in 3rd place you fucking dolt.

        • 229
          stilyagi_air_corps says:

          Why let facts get in the way of a bitter socialist?

        • 230
          Eric Pigckles retarded CCHQ piglets says:

          and could still win the most MPs even though they are in third place you fucking retard

          these spineless torytroll fuckwits still don’t realise that a Hung Parliament is coming

          which just makes it all the funnier LOL!

  72. 197
    Gordon Brown says:

    What a gay day!

  73. 199
    Road Thrill says:

    If I was driving down a road and saw the sight of Kevin Macguire lying in the road,I would certainly stop.

    Then put the car in reverse to get a longer run up.

    • 234
      UKIP Until We're Free says:

      Chances are he was on top of Mrs Balls at the time – so you get two turds with one stone. Bingo.

  74. 200
    Vladikavkaz says:

    Off topic i know, but I’m at a debate tonight with harriet harman, jeremy hunt and simon hughes… Anyone got any ideas for questions to throw at them?

    • 207
      Thickset says:

      Harriet Harman;

      “What IS it like being the thickest woman ever to enter politics?”

    • 210
      Harpy Harperson says:

      Jack Dromey should be the only question people should be asking the corrupt hypocritical mad bitch

    • 246
      The Sleeper says:

      Are your tits as saggy as they look?…….No Harriet,that’s for Simon to answer.

  75. 206
    Anonymous says:

    The substantive detail looks suitably sleazy, but how is 12 February 2010 ‘more than 3 months ago’?

  76. 211
    Dacted says:

    from now on every time you are pissed with everyone on the web you can reset the internet.
    http://www.thepointless.com/tools/internet_reset.html

  77. 216
    The clock ticks away to the end of this monster says:

    The Daily Telegraph;

    “Gordon Brown has insisted that he has experienced no anger from voters as he tours the country on the campaign trail”.

    Er that’s because he has never met any voters.

    Sounds a little like;

    “No request for funds from the military were ever turned down”

    • 239
      nell says:

      Talk about the ‘Emperor’s new clothes’ !!!!

      gordon is the perfect example. Like the Emperor who walked about naked because his clothiers and courtiers told him the new ‘clothes’ they had designed for him were wonderful when in fact they had designed none. He believed them all the same.

      Likewise gordon believes he is the most popular man in the land because labour and sarah have made sure that, at every turn of this election campaign, he is surrounded ( even to the point of getting on and off trains) by adoring, clapping, cheering labour luvvies.

      Of course a more intelligent man would realise that he is being led by the nose and not allowed to meet any real people.

      • 294
        AC1 says:

        Don’t worry Gordo, no-one in the State media will point out that they’re not “ordinary members of the public” but Labour members often with a job to try and keep.

  78. 225
    QWERTY as thieves says:

    s a u s a g e s

  79. 226
    GORDON rock on BROWN says:

    i would just like to say what a great role model Mr Elvis is to the young people of this country
    i have all Mr Elvis’s records on my ipod and me and Sarah have been to many of his concerts
    we are very proud of what Mr Elvis has achieved under a Labour government
    and it is only through “New Start” and a Labour Government that Mr Elvis has had the opportunity to launch a career in music
    We wish Mr Elvis every success for the future and hope that he has a hit record very soon

  80. 228
    Anonymous says:

    Lawrence Hill ward was formerly in Kerry’s Bristol East constituency, but is now in Bristol West following boundary changes. Why then are Bristol East ballot papers being sent to Lawrence Hill postal voters? Enquiring minds wish to know……

  81. 243
    Dafffyddd the Welsh Nationalist says:

    I am really looking forward to a hung parliament, see. Our four MPs can screw lots more money out of you English boyos.

  82. 245
    anonymous says:

    Oh come on guys.

    We know that Kerry Mccarthy works assidiously for her constituents. She is clear and determined in her approach to the job. She has added value to new labour in her work on monitoring the internet despite not being able to use a computer. Such skill is rare these days. It cannot be denied she should have gone to specsavers!

  83. 266
    Fagin says:

    Hi Sue.propane or methane?

  84. 269
    Labour For The Win! says:

    You Tories are so lame. Labour has done more for the People than any of you lot put together. Gordon still has a chance because he trusts the electorate to see through Tory trickery and vote on the real issues: helping real families now.

    • 284
      Moley says:

      No, No No,

      It’s the Tories that support real families, you have got it wrong again.

      Labour supports social units.

      Do wake up.

    • 293
      Nick2 says:

      You appear to have entered the wrong URL into your browser.

      And, even if Gordon ‘trusts the electorate’, very few of them trust him…

  85. 274
    TWO POUNDS OF SHIT IN A ONE POUND BAG says:

    Who the fuck does he model for Michelin tyres ?

    fuckin fat turd

  86. 280
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Baron Peter just get the rocking horse pics out

    We all hate you, but that would make you a national treasure and all would be forgiven
    If its side saddle and he is holding a lollipop you get my best watch
    Painful but worth it
    Beast

  87. 286
    The UK PM's wife thinks we all love her says:

    Sarah Brown is believing her own spin now.

    I kid you not she has signed off her latest Blog.

    More from me tomorrow – love @sarahbrown10 X

    http://www2.labour.org.uk/my-day-nineteen

  88. 295
    speeddoesmatter says:

    I’m suprised that the press havent located a copy of the picture of Cowan naked, but for a very small jar of marmalade hidding his genitals

    • 315
      nell says:

      For crying out loud why would they want to!!??

      He has a body , and a mind, similar to gordon’s and balls and kevan’s and whelan’s and twatson’s and prezza’s!!!!

      Why would anyone be interested.??!!

      • 344
        Wierd Al mandlscum says:

        I would

      • 379
        Henry's Afterthought says:

        I’m not interested either.

        I hear though that, allegedly, streamvideo routinely collected by the US security services exists of new labour’s jollies with rich Democrats on their extensive New England estates. If true, a few screencaps would be well worth seeing!

  89. 296
    M.T.Bucket says:

    Found on Cowans Blog,

    John,
    A few of the regulars on Piston heads are wondering, what it that you actually do for a living is.
    We’ve searched company’s house and all the other publicly available databases and can’t seem to find any commercial organisation called Spirit Racing, or Marlingford sports marketing, your alleged modelling agency or any of a multitude of fictitious organisations you claim to be part of. To make a false declaration of interests is a very serious matter and it has been pointed out to the other political parties campaigning in your area

    We know that you still live at home with your mummy and to be blunt we all think that you don’t actually have a job and are no doubt in receipt of some form of state benefit, my guess would be either income support or some sort of disability allowance.

    Why on earth do you feel that you are suitable for public office, when you clearly aren’t even mentally fit for shelf stacking duty at Tesco’s?

  90. 299
    Mr Plum says:

    Just watched the Daily Politics environMENTAL debate, I thought our biggest worry was the economy, but it appears that our futures are truly buggered as regards household fuel bills, our quality of life looks like going back to the middle ages. We are all going to be paying an extra 18 billion a year extra on our fuel costs to develop green technology. No surprise that most of the jobs will be created abroad manufacturing windmills.

    • 319
      Anonymous says:

      Which is why “global warming” now referred to as “climate change” will not be allowed to die. To accusations of being a “climate change denier” remind your accusers that the climate has been changing for 4.5 billion years.

    • 322
      Don Quixote says:

      Just leave the fuckers to me.

  91. 303
    Labour For The Win! says:

    The commenters who inhabit this site are racist small minded biguts. Labour are the only party promoting social harmony as well as securing the recovery for real families

    Vote Labour!

    • 307
      Junior Hi says:

      Looks like spelling is not a high priority in Labour controlled schools.

    • 308
      I kill leftwingers says:

      Fuck off you insecure little homosexual rat, before I choke you to death on my cock.

    • 316
      Baron Prescott says:

      Biguts? Somebody call me?

    • 323
      nell says:

      Social harmony hmm??

      That’s why labour lost out to the beepee party in the EU elections then??

      That’s why there’s a bigger social divide between rich and poor in our society now after 13 years of labour government??

      That’s why there is now 29% of people on welfare benefit compared to less than 10% before labour came into power??? Why is that??

      And let’s not forget that gordon robbed £5billion capital from pension funds which has left pensioners £4billion per annum worse off!! Per Annum!!!

      Oh yes!! gordon’s real big on social harmony. He can’t even bring harmony into his own labour party!!

      Civil War in the labour party is just beginning!!! It’s going to be very entertaining to watch!!!

      • 363
        Et tu Boris ? says:

        Dave is perfectly safe and has nothing to worry about.

        Apart from David Davis and Boris holding those daggers in the shadows.

    • 381
      I eat Labour supporters says:

      Take your fucking blinkered moronic views and cram them up your ass nice and neatly so I have plenty of room left to guide my giant schlong in as well. When Labour are removed from power – by anyone, the fucking Tufty Club would do a better job of running the country – morons like you will be herded into landfill. Stop breathing oxygen I can use. You fucking tosspot.

  92. 304
    Sarah Blog says:

    One of the lovely things about living in Downing Street is you can literally hear people doing their bit to change the world. Last year it was the sound of thousands of bits of gossip and encouragement traded as the women doing the Moonwalk for breast cancer walked past our window (in their bras!), this morning it was the cheers as thousands of London Marathon runners reached the finishing line in the Mall by St James’s Park

    http://www2.labour.org.uk/my-day-nineteen

    More from me tomorrow – love @sarahbrown10 X

    • 312
      Geordie Boy says:

      For fuck sake. I didn’t know there were women with their tits out near St James’s Park. I know Newcastle are back in the Premiere League but that’s going too far.

    • 330
      nell says:

      What a very lightweight, shallow person she is . Gossip and bras!!!

      How very modern labour!

      I can’t help feeling that the original founders of the Labour Party would be very disappointed by this present pitiful, troughing, self serving, crew.

    • 334
      Sir Reginald Titbrain. says:

      The other lovely thing is that you are all paying the rent. Thank you losers.

    • 337
      Mug punter with no armed guard says:

      One of the things about living in Shit St is the sound of a woman screaming when being attacked by a Somali rapist or the distant shots from a 9mm handgun all accompanied to the steady thud thud thud of jungle ragga boom mix music.

  93. 305
    GAZZA says:

    ‘Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
    The fog on the Tyne is all mine
    The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
    The fog on the Tyne is all mine

    THE FOG ON THE TYNE IS ALL MINE ALL MINE

  94. 309
    Play For Today says:

    Miriam: Are you alright darling, you look a little faint?

    Nick: I don’t know… I’m just feeling a little…. dizzy.

    Miriam: It must be all that power, it’s already gone to your head.

  95. 314
    Ooooooo errrrr says:

    Gordon is a mincer

  96. 325
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    With all this talk of a tory/lib coalition, would the proposed tory reintroducion of fox torturing still happen?

    • 337
      Rip Van Winkle says:

      Who cares????

    • 339
      nell says:

      You’re a bit behind the times. nick’slick and up for the best opportunity’clegg says that he will keep labour in power, if labour come in third.

      There will, of course, as he acknowledges, have to be long term benefits to his troughing tribe. But what else did we expect!!!?

  97. 328
  98. 329
    On a serious note says:

    Have to say I feel John Cowan has been very badly let down by New Labour.

    Sandwich short of a picnic comes to mind and that is also not fair.

    I just hope that his life has not been ruined from the mass media piss take, it is quite obvious that he should never have been flown as a prospective MP. Would also hope he does not react to ALL the adverse publicity and do the obvious.

  99. 331
    Jimmy says:

    Perhaps you could get one of your underlings to arrange some sort of campaign against her. On the internet maybe. I’m sure it would catch on. You people have a knack for these things after all.

  100. 333
    streamfisher says:

    Before its pulled and for old times sake.

  101. 336
    Anonymous says:

    I see that Labour and Conservative are “warning” about the “perils” of PR. The penny has finally dropped. If a fair system like PR, where your vote actually meant something, arrives then the end of Labour and Tory is at hand. Odd that two sworn enemies are worried about the very same thing.

    The end of Labour and Tory! Not long now. After that, the house of “Lords” and the monarchy. Britain is beginning to make the first moves towards democracy.

    • 347
      Which optic am I on now says:

      So how many voted Labour, Conservatives or LibDems in 2007? As far as I was aware more people vote Conservative in England and it was only the Jock and Taff vote that has ever kept them in power. Lets have pr and keep the votes only for the English.

    • 354
      The Federal Republic of England says:

      Democracy is oligarchy.Federal is what we need.

      • 361
        revolting peasant says:

        Bug-eyed Balls just on Newsnight failing to answer any questions on a possible hung parliament. Kept insisting he wanted the debate to be about policy- why on earth would Labour want that debate with their pitiful record?

        • 371
          Nick2 says:

          Labour want to debate ‘policy’ because they don’t want to talk about what they’ve done, or even what they’d do (& neither is the media inclined to ask them) – but want to focus on what ‘Tory policies’ would mean to the Great British People.

          Also, never a word of Labour criticism about Lib Dem policies – just Tory ones.

    • 366
      democracy my arse says:

      Im which the leftie lib dums rule? Fuck that.

  102. 342
    Dutch Cap says:

    Wear me and cover up.

  103. 349
    I'm Mandy, Ride Me says:

    Some may want a Hung Parliament, I am not a quitter, I want a Well-Hung Parliament!

  104. 352
    nell says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7635772/Labour-donor-David-Abrahams-I-put-smile-on-Gordon-Brown-face.html

    David Abraham’s claims he is still close to gordon and is the one who is counselling him to smile more often!!!

    If that’s so, then Mr Abrahams’s keep on doing what you’re doing!!!

    • 358
      Pat Pissup says:

      Abrahams.That’s a kike finger in the pie.

    • 376
      Unsworth says:

      Still, that might account for Brown’s weirdo behaviour – being ‘advised’ by a full blown weirdo like Abrahams is quite definitely not the way to go

  105. 357
    Brown, Gordon says:

    It’s the right thing to do!

    ah, no, hang on a wee sec there…

  106. 359
    Article 38 says:

    The LibDem for SE Cambs managed to smarm his way through the hustings tonight.

    Lots of sheer hypocrisy concerning fairness, democracy and liberalism – even though local Labour voters have lost their candidate because LD dirty tricks. If they really believed their spin, they would have leaked Cowan’s past before the candidate nominations were closed.

    Jim Paice (Con) was excellent, the UKIP guy was your usual fringe weirdo.

  107. 362
    Full Speed ahead Dave! It's all going brilliantly! says:

    As the Guardian has broken the embargo these figures are now in the public domain.

    What is the final poll for tonight has the blues dropping but shows the yellows moving to their best ever position with the pollster.

    Looking at the detail 21% of Labour supporters and 8% of Conservative supporters at the 2005 General Election have now switched to the Lib Dems – quite significant proportions.

    What’s clear from almost all the polling is that the Lib Dem bounce is still there and that the Tories will be feeling mighty uneasy. After all a 32% share is LESS than what Michael Howard’s Tories achieved in 2005.

  108. 372

    [...] Kerry’s Cowan Cover-up The Labour Party were spinning earlier that as soon as the allegations about their disgraced PPC John Cowan emerged he [...] [...]

  109. 382

    …. and there’s more.

    The chump AKA John Cowan eagerly awaits the result of the election to see what happens next.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/england/8644018.stm

  110. 385
    Ye Old Holbourne says:

    Gordon Brown plunges car into stunt pool at Pinewood Studios

    During a visit to Pinewood Studios Gordon Brown visits a water stage where he presses the button that plunges (drops) a car into the stunt pool.

    ITN Source | May 18, 2006
    http://www.blinkx.com/watch-video/showbiz-politics-gordon-brown-plunges-car-into-stunt-pool-at-pinewood-studios/xV1fylg0KozzR3qzfFtCtQ



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