Labour Say Now Want Serious Policy Focus
Labour have released the draft of a letter to broadcasters calling for a greater policy focus in the final days of the campaign – they complain that the other parties have refused to sign it. There is a good reason for that, their copy was signed by Elvis.














Labour= Hunts
They wanna be careful what they wish for… the one thing worse than their appearance is their policies.
Other things worse than their appearance is their lies & expenses fiddling plus the theft of taxpayers money for their personal benefit.
Oh,silly me;these are the basis of their policy.
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Conservatives make modest poll gains
A series of opinion polls released today show the Tories are making modest gains, while Labour remains in third place.
The election remains a three-horse race and a hung parliament is now likely.
One poll showed a dip in Lib Dem support.
The News of the World/Ipsos Mori put the Lib Dems on just 23 per cent, down nine per cent since Monday, with Labour up two on 30 per cent and the Tories up four on 36 per cent.
However, other polls showed that the surge in Lib Dem support that has changed the nature of this election campain is solid.
The ComRes poll for The Independent on Sunday and Sunday Mirror puts the Lib Dems in second with 29 per cent, with Tories on 34 per cent and Labour on 28 per cent.
A YouGov survey in the Sunday Times put Nick Clegg’s party on 29 per cent, down one, with the Tories up two on 35 per cent and Labour on 27 per cent, down three.
In the Sunday Telegraph, ICM had the Lib Dems up two with 31 per cent, behind the Tories on 35 per cent (up one) but ahead of Labour on 26 per cent.
OnePoll for The People put the Lib Dems and Tories neck-and-neck on 32 per cent, with Labour on 23 per cent, a Tory bounce of five per cent.
All the polls indicate that a hung parliament will emerge after polling day on May 6
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why releasing just a draft? Can anyone post a link?
Burnley are relegated.
Take that Campbell you coont
Like as we give a fcuk if the pope comes to the UK
I am not one to welcome those potentially implicated in not acting to prosecute pedophiles.
what a fuxking papal Hunt. Tell him to stay in the Vatican
Did you know the the Age of Consent in the Vatican State is only 12 – the lowest in the world ?
Should we be surprised that they’re all kiddie-fiddlers ?
Agreed, they are on dangerous ground here as introducing the subject of Policies could lead to a discussion on Labours actual Record in Power and thats anathema. Remember dont talk about what we have done to the country but rather what the evil Tories would have done instead.
Broon has promised a Referendum on the voting system. Will that be before or after the promised referendum on the EU?
Or is this promise a load of cockwipe like everything he says?
Policies? New Labour signed the Lisbon Treaty behind our backs. Nigel Farage says what you are voting for in this election…..
Today, I will give this cast-iron guarantee: if I become PM a Conservative government will hold a referendum on any EU treaty that emerges from these negotiations.
but on the plus side I didnt arse fuck our economy !
We will freeze the Community Charge but undertake a full re-evaluation of all properties which may just result in an increase in Community Charges! Well we can’t tell it as it is! otherwise we wouldn’t be politicians,would we? And any way the country needs your money!!
Policy focus on the lies?
Goodbye Gordon!!-good riddance to bad rubbish.There are people out there DESPERATE to see the back of you.
You are HATED in a way you can never understand.
As for your “just getting on with the job” shite-we don’t want you , nor your careful selection of not-very-nice psychophants having any more destruction of the country.
Instead of being up for re-election, you should in fact be up for trial for gross mismangement, malpractice and out-right crimes against the populace of this country.
Well done that man.
Perhaps we could do the lot of them under the civil-law, in one giant class action.
It will not work of course, in the sense that any of them will get arrested, lose the case, or have to pay any of our money back. However it would be a wonderful way of making a pointless point.
Having said that, there much surly be very real and open and shut cases of personal corruption that we could get them metaphorically nailed to a tree for, and plenty of brilliant and free solicitors, not shit scared half to death by retribution from their own professional establishment willing to make a self-destructive name for themselves.
OK as you were, silly idea really.
You have to start killing them, thats the only thing they understand.
You may not be able to kill an idea but you can make the people about to profess it think twice and then if they proceed… wipe them from the earth.
Elvis Bruin in Jailhouse Rock!
(It’s the right thing to do)
Killing them is the right thing to do, I think I have mentioned this in the past.
Sorry to repeat what has been said before – but Bliar and Brhoon should be arrested and charged with High Treason (and any other crime that comes out of that), tried, and ******** for what they have done to Britain and generations to come.
And a forensic examination of the Nation’s accounts would be part of that. Please publish urgently, and make it required reading, – especially for dumbed-down Noo_Lie_Bore apparatchiks. They could look on it as part of their rehab. That, and digging trenches.
Agrree with all you said.
You are aware that this Govt stopped the death penalty for treason aren’t you? They knew what they were doing alright.
Gordhoon Broon. Bye.
The BBC tried to sneak this story late at night so nobody would notice…
Ed Balls caught using a mobile phone whilst driving.
So, rather than risk waking his children, he’d rather risk their lives by driving dangerously, by using a mobile phone? Odd priorities Balls has.
Elvis has just left the building, he’s taken the Labour party with him
I just hope he’s taking them back to where he’s been all these years…
What dead on the crapper
I have been focusing on their policies and they are no different to the last 13 years hence fucking useless. NuLabour are rotten to the core with the most inept leader ever to be thrust on the british people. Nuff said.
Not Sainsburys cheese counter??
Lets talk about the deficit:
“”Labour have released the draft of a letter to broadcasters calling for a greater policy focus in the final days of the campaign”"
Well as ZaNuLiebour control the BBC why do they bother asking
Labour have suddenly realised that by encouraging their stooges in the media especialy the BBC to talk up Clegg and a “Hung Parliament” all they’ve achieved is to encourage their own supporters to vote LibDem and allow the Tories to probably sneak in and win so consequently the only one’s they’ve “hung” are themselves
what sort of name is Clegg anyway?
Clegg?
Cllllleeeeeeggggggg?
doesn’t make sense and is stupid
Labour’s campaign is a total shambles, they know they will lose big time and are panicking. Morale is at an all-time low. Shame
Friend of mine canvassed for the Conservatives last week in a Labour stronghold, ex mining community, that they had never bothered with before, just as a tester – over 50% Conservative intentions, Lab and Lib equal.
That doesn’t surprise me at all. Most former mining areas used to be prepared to cut their feet off rather than vote Tory but many are now prepared to move on and have also seen just what an utter failure and fraud Labour is.
We are in for some surprises come May 7th.
Madame, it may be wishful thinking on my part too, but having believed last week that the Tories had flopped I am beginning to think they will get an outright majority, a small one maybe, but enough to let them serve a full term.
But I only wish for that because Dave is the least bad option. They are all tossers, and probably tools of the Lizards to boot.
Meanwhile we have the delightful spectacle of Labour eating itself alive.
I kind of agree but as my handle suggests feel that Brown is the biggest tosser of all time. A complete and utter imbecile.
Lots of staunch Lab voters are not going to vote, something which seems to have been ignored.
Disagree – there will be plenty votes for labour. As long as you wish to ignore how blinkered people can be, you really haven’t understood British politics.
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I can remember exactly the hour and date when Labour lost the 2010 election…it was at 13.51 Wednesday 27 June 2007….
I can rember the exact day when the writing was on the wall for the UK economy. It was 6th May 1997
Just 24hrs to fuck the nation…
They could always fall back on those lasers -
you remember? – the ones that can focus beams of light.
It’s a bit late for Labour to start talking about a serious policy focus. Seeing as they seem to have no policies, serious or otherwise.
Alan Johnson on Politics show is already obliquely “indicating” that he favours constitutional reform and is “pretty relaxed” about going into coalition after the election if needs must….so it’s goodbye Gordon. P.S. Surrender your pass on the way out
Postman Pat is relaxed about everything, the daffy twat.
There is a round, puckered bit of me which is relaxed, too. All thanks to poppers!
Like he was about the population of the UK reaching 70m…
“oh, no, I never said that I never…nope, it wasn’t me guv…”
Alan Johnson is almost as big a moron as that fat bugger from Hull. That, as they say, is really something. You really wouldn’t give either of them a job shelf-filling.
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Sylvyo, stop using a false name immediately. We all know you are really the shouting ignoramus named Haym# and you should be writing your 50 lines concerning the difference between shouting & speaking.
TAT settle down and take your medicine
Evolution is the work of the Devil!
Everyone knows the world is only 6,000 years old and we can blame everything on a talking snake in the graden of eden.
I’m surprised there no blaming it on the Conservatives
hissssssssssssss it’s all true
Oi dont bring me into it !
Poor old mandy . I hear he got a black eye from gordon’s flying nokia and alastairc got smacked round the ear with a printer yesterday after the elvis thing went pear shaped!!!
Y’know when bliar wanted razzamatazz he brought in clinton to give his election campaigns ‘substance’ !!
gordon needs to do the same thing and invite omaha! Pity that he has alienated him by chasing him shamelessly through the kitchens of New York and Europe isn’t it?!!
Trouble is, gordon just does not have the makings of a real leader does he??!!
Gordon also “hinted” that the worst economic disaster of our lifetimet was the fault of the Americans. Yep the supid fucker actually said that to save his own skin. In my day we called that kind of person A COWARD !!!! I suspect Obama thinks along the same lines.
Gordo couldn’t win if Obama flew over and kissed him on both butt cheeks.
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Ha! Ed Balls been fined for driving whilst using his mobile phone.
Law maker; Law breaker.
What a cu*t!
Ok lets keep this simple;
– hands up all those who think that in 10 years time the EU Socialist ‘Superstate’ will have increased your right of free speech.
- Now hands up all those who think that controls on what you are allowed to say either verbally or on sites such as this will begin to be enforced.
How long before criticism of the ‘state’ or those who govern us is called Sedition?
Aye, you can already be fined one hundred quid by the local government Nazi enforcement officers for putting a potato in the wrong bin!
Preservation of Free speech!!
Another reason for voting labour out of power then hmmm??!!
Yes Nell but also the even more euro fanatic Libs
Euro fanatic libs – well I agree that would be a disaster the way most of us feel about the EU. And let’s not forget the libdems want an amnesty on immigration and ther economic policy is wide open to derision!!
I’s not over ’til it’s over.!! Still 10 days to go.!!!!
My genuine fear is for our future freedoms and freedom of speech under an autocratic unelected Europe.
European Law allows its citizens to do anything that the ‘STATE’ permits – within the UK we can do anything that is not illegal – why does no one highlight or coming loss of freedoms?
“I’s not over ’til it’s over.”
nells gone Gangsta.
“Today, I will give this cast-iron guarantee: if I become PM a Conservative government will hold a referendum on any EU treaty that emerges from these negotiations.”
And Amnesty is Boris Johnson’s policy too.
he has not broken it yet… probably never will…
oh dear -so you admit that certain parties’ manifesto commitents are lies. Who promised a referendum in theirs? Who wnats to hold one now yet voted for the Treaty?Clegg and Brown,class acts. Bottom of the class, that is.
So we can safely assume that the current manifesto’s of Broon/Clegg are bullshit.
Thanks for the confirmation.
I guess Gordon was relieved he didn’t sing Highway to Hell..
Obama’s already started on that front – sedition. Ask Glenn Beck – he’s one of the targets.
Guido edits the seditious now
Link pls
Idiot! The aboriginal people are the oldest people on earth. 40,000 years and counting!! Don’t decry their heritage. Their knowledge is greater than ours.
Oh! I suppose you are a gordon person !! “I am the only one to know what’s right or what’s best.Trust me and my elvis talisman”!!!
The aborigines have a better view of life than gordon ever will!!
The Abos, are sound, sometimes it helps to take a step back fom our technocratic way of life. Good stuff.
No disrespect to the abos Nell, but I take issue with the notion that their knowledge is greater than ours, apart from in the the mumbo-jumbo department and kangaroo matters, etc. They are crap at making omelettes and can’t knit, for example.
A road cone has a better view of life than Gordon.
Have you actually read the latest thinking in cosmology ? Probably not because if you did, you wouldnt be dismissing the Abos so readily. Then again you do have a small cock so that explains it.
I am still assessing who gets my vote, but the competence shown by the current Prime Minisiterial impersonator that still casts his blighted shadow across the UK has helped narrow a sorry list a tad.
Vote Brown, he’s a Man of Subsidence.
Um, oops, Substance.
A bit late to campaign on policies…………. they’ve only had 13 years after all
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I’m voting for cheeseburgers and fried peanut butter jam sandwiches.
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Thank ya very much ma’am.
Did Elvis the Pelvis have a brother called Enis?
Poor old gordon – he doesn’t like all the bad coverage that he’s getting for poor performance in two debates, only appearing anywhere in the country surrounded by labour luvvies and elvis lookalikes and taking a most likely irreversible dive in the polls to the lowest level yet.
Of course he wants broadcasters to concentrate on something, anything else, but his dire personality and his farcical electioneering circus act.
No wonder the other two parties wouldn’t sign it. They’ll be only too happy for the media to keep it’s spotlight on gordon.
Anything but Labour’s 13 year record, eh, Gordo?
To be honest I think he has had an easy ride in the debates. The other two could have crucified him over his record but have chosen the softly softly approach that might change come Thursday. If the gloves do come off we could see Brown in meltdown mode. I for one would welcome that and long to see that gurning asshole ejected to the political scrapheap where he jolly well belongs.
All the parties have given-up in my constituency except for Labour who were the only ones to post a leaflet through my door. The leaflet was faded too.
Just the opposite here….no LibDem presence at all, scarcely any Labour presence and the Conservatives all over the place like flies on the proverbial horse shit.You can’t go shopping without bumping into one.You’d think Labour would at least go through the motions.The sitting Labour MP got the message early and retired
Totally agree with this guy. Unfortunately, I only had the choice of Lib/Lab/Con and BNP to vote for in my area. Therefore, I ripped up my voting papers and threw them in the bin. I’m not voting for any of those 4 parties
You can go through the motions with me any time you like!
Different here. Where I am is pretty solid Labour, but it was apparently Conservative a couple of elections back (1997).
I’ve had lots of Conservative leaflets, none from the LibDems, none from the greens, UKIP aren’t standing here, and three from New Labour. Two of New Labour’s leaflets were personally addressed, where the hell they got the details from I don’t know, as I only recently registered here to vote, and am on the councils internal “no junk mail” election list.
Will do my bit to try and kick New Labour out from here, make the bastard suffer for his expenses frauds.
>where the hell they got the details from I don’t know
Maybe your NHS records — remember that shameful business when they targeted people who’d had cancer?
Memo to self: get down to the Health Centre and get my data taken off the computer.
Google “Summary Care Record”.
Nothing here either, not a leaflet, not a knock on the door, not even a phone call from the big clunking cnut.
fuck all in Liverpool Walton or West derby
They’ve all turned up here: the conservative on the day the election called, the others shortly after. but this is a very marginal seat. So far none of them have convinced me I should actually vote …
I tell them the story of someone I know who was sent to prison for irregularities in his expenses. He didn’t gain much, personally it was part of the culture at his work massaging their expenses to make up for poor salaries. A new auditor came in and everyone above him ran for cover. He got six months. And he had to pay it back.
Until those in parliament who have returned expenses because it turns out that the culture similarly led them into irregularity is similarly prosecuted;
Until there is a full independent enquiry with proper auditing of every email or memo sent and received within the fees office;
Until a Royal Commission is established to fix the salary, pensions and the contractual rules of MPs and civil servants totally independently of any political process so that they cannot use their position to set themselves up for further income;
Until every last lopbby firm is obliged to publish details of their clients and activities going back twenty years;
Until the political parties are told firmly that they cannot have a single penny of state income to fund their partisan activities;
Until people runnig for office behave as though they intend to be the servants of all those who they represent …
I don’t see the point.
What are the chances of Gordon not turning up for the Paxo interview now that Clegg and Cameron have been on? Will he cut his losses….?
Will Paxo decide that this is the pinnacle of his career when he can destroy the prime mentalist and see him decompose before him?….or will he give him an easy ride and lose any credibility he had for the rest of his life?….or will he obey his BBC controllers?
Do you need to even ask the question ???
He can’t. He must appear.
Can Labour afford to let him appear…..? We are talking about desperate power crazed Fabians?
yeah .. you’re correct Paxo’s contracted to do three programmes for the BBC so he’ll have to turn up for the recording
Maybe he’ll send Sarah instead because he’s bathing the boys…..
i’m not sure gordon does contact with bath water………..observation suggests he takes more of a first than second elizabethan attitude to personal ablutions…….
Maybe sarah could do a” sharon stone” and put paxo off
Sarah’s ‘Sharon Stone’ moment – thanks very fucking much for planting that image in my mind
McTwat will throw a sickie and send Mandlebum to smarm his way through the event having first threatened the board of governors and the senior management…
Brown: when asked why are you cancelling the interview “because its the right thing to do” and as you know I am always right.
“will he give him an easy ride and lose any credibility he had for the rest of his life?….or will he obey his BBC controllers?”
Paxo lost his credibility a long time ago, so he will pretend to be tough and put on a show of occasional snarling, but will follow his natural instincts, “obey his BBC controllers” and “give him an easy ride”. Simples!
could have been trained by the same team as R4 Today arseholes
Personally I couldn’t give a flying fuck whether he (Paxo) grills,roasts or boils McBroon.All that matters is one of the above methods puts the nail-biter out of his misery for ever!!!
You mean out of our misery?
I mean ‘destroy’ him in an impartial way of course…..
you mean an unbiased, balanced impartial bbc sort of way?
Or do you mean go for the throat and throttle the bastard?
113 if it does the trick it’ll be fine by me.
I was impartial
Bad Al’s beloved Burnley are also facing relegation from the top flight being 0-3 down to Liverpool at the moment.
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The slack-jawed alcoholic, pornography writing depressive will hopefully be pushed right over the edge by that news.
The Hunt!
Oh the irony of it all.
Agenda.
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ZaNuLieBor’s idea of ‘policy discussion’ seems to be to set out what they claim they are going to do, much of it either lies or a re-hash of what they promised to do in previous manifestos and lied about, and then to accuse the Tories of ‘cutting’ whatever ZaNuLieBor have promised/lied about. The ZaNuLaB approach would allow One-Eyed Jockie McMong to peddle further lies on what they will do, and what the Tories won’t.
The MSM who receive these plaintive pleas should instead concentrate on holding ZaNuLieBor’s liars to account for the promises they have reneged on in their last 3 GE manifestos. This would give the public a much better idea of where ZaNuLaB are – up shit creek and digging deeper into our money!
“Greater policy focus”? Would the policies being focussed on be Labour’s or others?
Practically every interview/debate on TV/radio has a Labour mouthpiece spouting non-specifics about what they ‘would do’, followed by a prolonged attack on the Tories’ supposed policies. The Lib Dems are in on the act too. The compliant BBC have blatantly allowed them to get away with this for the past 3 years, and probably longer.
The only venue I’ve seen where this bullshit is challenged is the ‘Daily Politics Election Debates’. Far more fun than the tame Leaders’ Debates – I can’t imagine that any of the parties will agree to be interrogated by Brillo in this manner again. In fact, I’d be surprised if St Vince ever appears on the regular show again.
Big Vinny looked as though he was about to suffer a heart attack when Brillo hit him with that comment. Serves the old git right, he’s had it too easy flip-flopping all over the place! Bloody coffin-dodger!
For St. Vince read Blakey sans moustache.
http://astro.ic.ac.uk/~mortlock/remnants/2005/2007/blakey_big.jpg
Honest Vince! LOL.
Honest Dave! LOL.
but new treaty coming on euro rescue, or a treaty ‘amendment’ as Merkel is calling it. that will be the test. referendum or no referendum, Mr David Cameron?
If he threatens a referendum, they will try even harder to get around the situation without a Treaty amendment. The German Constitutional Court might insist a new Treaty is required, though. Better to wait until the legal situation in Germany is clear, before opening up on this.
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Give him his Due The Boy Nolan gave mad dim Hattie what for last night !
One of the funniest, yet most dreadful political interviews I have ever heard. A truly astounding performance by Harman. She’s seriously unwell – physically or mentally, or possibly both.
when was this can anyone let me know would love to see it on i player
Blatant on News24 today — reporter at a Conservative education rally “Hundreds of people are gathered to hear Cameron’s plans for parent-run schools and there is an atmosphere of excitement…” Abrupt News24 cutaway to Gordon’s press conference.
If I’d been that reporter I would have resigned. Bloody rude.
But we must focus on policy – I am the only candidate of substance.
Substance abuse more like.
Vote Labour, they are the best.
Thanks,
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Sunday, 25 April 2010
Premier League
Burnley 0-4 Liverpool FT
(HT 0-0)Burnley are relegated
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Oh dear, someone remind me who Bad Al’s team is…
……he’s not having a good month, is he?
Tee hee!!!
Murderin’ Al Campbell got a taste of the shit coming his way in a fortnight when his second rate Burnley FC got kicked back into the minor league today:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/8632259.stm
Al will be very concerned if the Tory’s win.If they open a new inquirey into my”suicide”he will be outside the tent.Not a nice place to be when many left inside will have a few scores to settle.
Oh and another thing, just in case the Tories do win, anyone got any jobs?
Director of Communications for the Gordon Brown Foundation perhaps ?
I was thinking of Gordon Browns appointment setter for speaking engagements. If Blair can get 50,000 a go then Brown should easily do £500 whole pounds. A 40% cut will suffice.
Get to the back of the queue, Robinson. From now on you will be known only by your national insurance number.
Get used to it. It does not matter what you did previously before signing on. You are just dolescum to us- even though your need for benefit pays for our salaries and pensions.
And DON’Tclaim you’re a ‘customer’. You know, like we do, it is all neo-Orwellian bollocks.
Tossflap.
where’s the blog thick as thieves ?
I’m not TaT!!!!!
Tossflap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And is this blog’s top tossflap, too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nick, Find a lookalike, don a bowler hat and pitch for some retro Homepride ads.
13 years of fucking McShit and fucking “Tone I’m an honest guy” Bliar, fucking suicide bombers on our streets, fucking thousands of c u n t s at Calais trying to get in for free handouts, two fucking wars (well more than two actually) a broken economy, kids that look like fucking mongs roaming the streets and now the one eyed fucking jock shit wants to concentrate on policy.
Concentrate on how to blow your fucking brains out you one eyed fucking c u n t .
A pretty good summary.
Not a big Labour supporter then Qwerty ?
Qwerty sounds like a floating voter?
The only floating I was to see is the one eyed turd floating in the Thames face down along with Alistair Campbell, Bliar and Mandelmong.
yeah, we all know Brown’s a cock thick as thieves
I love Liebour.
That’s just the half of it
Nope not even a quarter.
Can I help you on this one…
i bow down before yoiur wisdom oh great one
Can I put you down as ‘undecided’ then sir?
Somehow hiring an Elvis impersonator then asking for more concentration on policy do not sit together very well.
Jon: “Nick I understand that you have some breaking news coming out of Labour HQ tonight ?”
Nick ; “Yes Jon I do. I can tell you that a very highly placed source within the Labour campaign headquarters has just told me ..in confidence..that at the Labour press briefing tomorrow they will be unveiling a very big media star who is supporting Gordon Brown and whom they feel will totally galvanise the campaign.”
Jon; Have you any idea who this might be ?”
Nick’ “No, Jon I don’t but I can tell you that this high profile person will be accompanied by a few of his entourage of whom I can tell you are going under the code names of “Scoop”;”Muck” “Travis” and “Lofty” and that I have seen sneak previews of the campaign literature headed up with the slogan….”Can we fix it ?Yes we can !” and that security will be very tight ahead of tomorrow’s briefing !”
Jon: ” This will be a coup for Labour then ?”
Nick ” It certainly and will very much connect with the demographic that Labour is aiming for that much I can tell you, Jon !”
Jon : Thanks Nick and you’ll be able to break the news here on the BBC first . Can you fix it ?”
Nick “Yes…I can, Jon”
I cant help myself. Everyone…… yes Bob the Builder. I was speaking Mad Al Spinnovich and help personally told me that the view in the Labour camp was that he’s bigger than Elvis or Eddie Izzard.
Yeah, but none of them are bigger than lard-arse Joe(sic) Brand are they?
I mean NO ONE is bigger than Joe(sic) Brand!
Oooh my boobies are like labour everything has gone tits up! Frankieeee!
Being into media I have to do a lot of research. I’ve been on a site called Youporn. Its really good. Do a search for “Homemade video, real and intimate” Heineken titties.
Stuff comes from politicians mouths
Just in case you’d forgotten
http://www.awm.gov.au/commemoration/anzac/
It’s ANZAC Day.
http://www.awm.gov.au/commemoration/customs/last_post.asp
Signed by Elvis, not quite as monumental a fuckup as 1939 then, I have a piece of paper says Gordon signed by Adolf Hitler ( some weirdo on Sarahs twitter sight ).
Bad Al was responsible for the Elvis farce, either he’s going off his rocker(sic) again or he deliberately stuffed a grenade down Gordo’s underpants and pulled the pin!
That was so funny, especially as the Radio 5 wankers really bigged it up as the top story all morning, what a bunch of fucking c u n t s they were made to look.
Just shows though that the BBC don’t give a shit about proper journalism anymore, if Alistair Campbell or Prescott put something on Twitter the BBC wankers go for it.
The best bit was when Elvis got between the camera and our first couple and was discreetly tugged aside by an aide, mid ballad. Excruciating.
WHAT ABOUT THE SONG AS THE ONE EYED HUNCH BACK WALKED IN “NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME EVERYTHING I EVER DO IS WRONG” EVEN THE BEEB TOADS WERE LAUGHING OH THE HUMANITY
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Labour are out to lose. Would you preside over the greatest depression in the history of the world
Vote Labour so that we scots can continue to plunder English taxes.
So true.
If it were true, it would be only fair given that Scotland’s oil has been plundered for 30 years.
UK governments have been screwing Scotland for decades.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article5728477.ece
So why didn’t you go independent years ago then? Oh and as far as I’m concerned you can keep the oil and gas (even though a lot of it is in English waters by the way) so long as you don’t mind us charging every Scottish HGV £1000 to enter England everytime and £50 for every jock car, after all I’m sure you’d want to pay your fair share for using OUR roads.
Fuck off, arsehole.
Elvis? Elvis Costello? Oliver’s Army are on their way!
So are the Russians.
Liam Fox warned of Russian rearmament. 1000 new fighter planes. 4000 tanks/fighting vehicles. A unilateral withdrawal from the Treaty on Conventional Forces in Europe. http://bit.ly/alxSfc
Good. Let the European Union Army deal with it.
I have been invited to do a rendition of Heartbreak Hotel for Gordon on May 7th
How about an update of the classic “All Shook Up!” but replace “Shook” with “F****D”, more fitting to the Lie-bore Party Methinks!!
May 7th Heartbreak
ever since my tony left me
the Party’s been sheer hell
he won three elections
but i ain’t done too well
AC is a Hunt
A prize clown
and probably a war criminal
AC’s beoved Burnley have been relegated. His beloved Labour Party are about to finish third and be kicked out of office.
Fucking good. He can go back to writing smut for top shlf mags…
One bunch of hoons down, one bunch of hoons to go
Spin doctor = inveterate liar and enemy of the people
O/T buy anyone got a view on Brown’s deportment? We all expected him to implode and turn into a gibbering wreck, but in fact he’s held together quite well, so something must be working.
He also looks better [no great feat, maybe]
No wonder have you seen the competition,Dave Parrot face Cameron and Nick,your car Clegg
so, the only policy new labour have – smear and smear again – has failed
do you now have to be a member of the Elvis fan club to join the new labour party?
says it all
Do Nick Clegg and David Cameron agree with the policy of naming condoms after the Pope and asking him to bless a gay marriage?
Only Labour is discussing these serious issues.
Well, it’s not in their manifestos that they disapprove, so they must approve, and Labour have a duty to point this out, as with their refusal to repair the Severn Bridge, should it collapse to the detriment of the Welsh, who they don’t care about.
We’re caught in a trap
I can’t walk out
because I love it too much baby.
But why can’t you see
what you’re doin’ to me
when you don’t believe a word I say.
We can’t go on together
with suspicious minds.
And we can’t build our dreams
on suspicious minds.
So if an old friend I know
drops by to say hello
would I still see
suspicion in your eyes?
But here you go again
asking where I’ve been.
And you can’t see these tears are real
I’m crying.
Won’t let our love survive
or dry the tears from your eyes
but let’s don’t let a good thing die
when honey
you know I have never lied to you.
Mmmmmmnn
Yeah
yeah
yeah
Brown is caught in a trap and can’t walk out because of all the lies he’s told. Perfick.
I’d say the Elvis song for Jonah would have to be…
“In The Ghetto”
Thats what most of England looks like now, thanks to that monumental fuckwitt.
We want the Tories to stop attacking the BBC. We are talented people and we deserve all the money Labour pays us via the licence fee.
Correction
For most of them the BBC is the only institution that would employ them, and only then because they’ve got ‘Labour Twat’ stamped on their foreheads.
Oh, and their arses probably.
I recall the days when it was considered an honour to work for the Beeb, and people took lower fees/salaries to do so. That was long ago of course, now the rest of show biz plays catchup with BBC pay levels. When they can afford to.
that would be in the days when there was talent on all channels.now it’s full of fucking shit. I prefer posting on sites like this than telly any day
Fantastic to see Burnley relegated.
Just like their supporter Alistair “Alcohol*ic” Campbell – soon to be relegated you fuckin*g c*unt!!!!!!!!
I am not having a breakdown. Not I breakdown a having am. Breakdown not am………..Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Im going to haunt you campbell
Don’t you mean “I’m going to get you Butler”?
yes let’s get the policies out in the open………
100+ tax rises
£200 billion QE……
mass immigaration ‘to annoy the right’…..
pre-announcing the gold sale> losing £7 billion…..
8.15 million out of work……
all real winners………
And the debate this week is on the Economy, Gordon’s strong suit..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
I saved the World. Everybody followed me. I will not let you drown. We are best placed to recover from the economic downturn which started in America.
I abolished Boom and Bust. Only I can lock in the recovery.
P.S. I lied at the Chilcott Inquiry as well.
You couldn`t make it up if the economy is his strong point WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS WEAK POINT
341 His cock.
Labours serious policy focus and the BBC, makes me wonder about Thursdays debate, I just hope this is not a LIB/Lab stitch up against the Cons.
My mum used to say if the BBC reported anything about politics it had to be true and fact, as for me one generation later, I say I hardly believe anything reported by the BBC, their equal opportunities went out of the door a long time ago.
As for the Lib/Lab pact I do think Clegg will back Brown and both parties are just playing out the good cop bad cop game, but are hand in hand really for the win.
Debate – what debate? even my kids have a better grasp of language than these three!!
I think Dimblebum is in the chair so don’t forget that Brown will get 88 minutes and the rest only 2, sorry – and they will be interupted
Which member of the Labour party will be sitting alongside Dimbleby to prompt him?
Yes, lets talk about the serious policy that led to the enormous deficit and what policy is making it worse.
Labour HQ May 7th.
“It’s quarter past three.
There’s no one in the place,
Except you and me…..
sobs…
….one for my baby,
And one more for the road.”
Make Labour History!
“Make Labour History” Only if it promises never to repeat itself.
I will not let you drown.
Note to the Labour Party. Elvis was a reactionary.
In 1970 Presley wrote to J. Edgar Hoover requesting to join the FBI at the height of its campaign against political activism. He asked President Nixon to ban all four members of the Beatles from entering the United States for their open drug use and anti-Vietnam campaigning. He felt they were fermenting anti-Americanism. Presley believed in the right to bear arms and presented Nixon with a gift of a Colt .45 handgun during his famous visit to the Oval Office. When the Watergate crisis broke Elvis phoned Nixon to tell him that he was on his side.
and then he got fat and burst
fuck all papes inc you Guido LOL!!
Labour will win on May 6th with our friend Cleggs support.
Five more years!! Cry into your gin and tonics Tory boys! LOL
You don’t sound all that convinced Tim. Shame, you sound like a nice boy.
From your offensive and unfunny moniker, I suspect you are a Tory boy, “Lord Manhandlemybum”.
It must be rather dispiriting for bigoted knuckle-draggers and Little Englanders like you to finally realise that we are going to have five more years of Labour government thanks to young Cleggie and his boys. LOL
LOL OFF yourself you fucking deluded spastic.
Typical ignorant, knuckle-dragging, bigoted, racist, thuggish, white, Tory oaf. The country has left you behind Tory boy. We don’t want you here. Go and find somewhere else to live.
Why don’t you fuck off to North Korea, you’d love it?
Clegg told Brown to go fuck himself today twat.
Nothing can save Brown.
Do try and keep up.
LOL? Blimey Tim, you must have dropped in from somewhere that uses smiley faces.
Keep deluding yourself, Collard.
Your cushy little job as a ZaNuLabour troll at taxpayers’ expense is finished.
Tossflap.
We look foward to seeing you at your local Jobcentre Minus on 7th May, Collard.
From that point on you wil onlyl be known by our national insurance number.
Perhaps you should have become a civil servant, like me. The pension rights are better and you still get to behave like a nasty fascist to the people who pay your wages.
Tossflap.
I meant ‘your national insurance number’, of course.
I’m very drunk and hate my life. Never mind, there’s always tomorrow when I can bully benefit scroungers by treating them as less-than-human. That will make me feel so much better!
*sob*
And your tipple is Mr.Collard?
Somebody at Labour HQ must have forgotten that Elvis was a red neck republican. More likely explanation though is that they’re as thick as shit.
Its probably an internal party stitch up to destroy Brown. Just like the Pope thing is a stitch up to damage Milliband. The party is in civil war. I cannot think of any other explanation, because the alternative would be that the party thought that these events were good things to do. Now that would just be unbelievable as no one is that stupid. Are they?
yep and the catholic church is still full of religious fanatics with long fucking unforgiving memories
Odd place to find religious fanatics, eh? Next you’ll be accusing David Cameron of being politicallly motivated.
Did someone call ?
This suggestion of Labours’ begs the question, where have the last 13 years gone.
They’ve gone down the shithole of financial, moral, and social bankruptcy for which we will be paying the price for decades to come.
Down the pan of debt-fuelled bankruptcy and a ghetto-filled multi-culti nightmare.
I should make it to the Sunday Times Rich List next year.
We don’t need the votes of grubby papes to ensure five more years of Labour government, just the backing of young Cleggy and his Lib Dem morons. LOL
Cry into your gin and tonics Tory boys. Gordon is staying around for another five years. LOL
Somebody who uses ‘LOL’ so liberally needs to be sectioned. That is law.
Gordon Brown: five more years!
Choke on it, Tory boys. LOL
Don’t talk with your mouth full you ghastly boy.
I’m praying that you are right TC, and Calamity Clegg’s Limp Dums does support Liebour.. It’s the best thing that could happen.
It will destroy both parties for the next 20 years.. hahahahahahahahahahahahah..
Feeble.
Not even the most deluded Labour spinner thinks Brown can win it outright and Clegg just told him to fuck off today.
Bye Bye Brown you useless cun’t.
What did Elvis and Gordon Brown have in common?
They both popped far, far too many pain killers by the end:
Wow! That was as awesome as the G G Allin clip someone posted here a couple of weeks ago. You have good taste, Sir!
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PRO SEMITE KORPORAL KLEGG AKKYOUSZED DC OF BEING
A KLOSET ANTI SEMITE EURONAZI
SEW THERE
BORE DUM WUN
THIS LEAVES A EMPTEA SPAYSCE FOUR JOANNA LUMLEY
WOT KAN JOANNA LUMLEY IN PYNQK WRUGHBAE KIT
SAFELY SAY ABAOUWT ANYTHING THESE DAYS
AQKHOARDING TWO TOAD,
JOANNA LUMLEY IN GREEN SYLQK KAN SAFELY SAY:
THE HARD PARTY SUPPORTS THE PALESTINAEAN PAEPLE
AND THE RITE OF PALESTIN AZIZ ON TOADS* MAP OF THE WURLD 1939
THAT IS OPHFISSCHULL HARD PARTEA POLLYSEA
THE HARD PARTEA SUPPORTS THE RITE OF PALESTIN TU EGGSXYST
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When a ship is sinking as fast as the Labour party is right now even the dirty rats abandon the ship.
Toilets tweets “Lab’s lucky to be 3rd after viewing film of Brown-Elvis horror show. Comical Ali’s lost it. As bad as backfiring Gene Hunt ad.”
http://twitter.com/Kevin_Maguire/status/12832384859
When even Maguire has had enough, it really is the pits.
You will be laughing on the other side of your ugly face when we win the most seats on May 6th you silly little Tory boy. Our young friend Master Clegg will ensure we lead the next government and a change to PR will ensure that knuckle-dragging bigoted white Tory scum like you never get a sniff of power ever again.
“It would be “preposterous” for Labour to have its leader remain in Number 10 if it came third in terms of votes, says Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg.
He told the BBC it was “potty” Labour could get fewer votes than their rivals but still try to form a government.”
Get with the program fuckwit.
my name is thick as thives and I’m so fucking pathetic I have to create a straw man to knock down in the post below
please don’t mock me
This particular ho from tat’s band of bitches demonstrates the danger of excessive crack cocaine abuse. Worthy only of a five pound blowjob. Beware of disease.
Where’s the blog Tat ?
Open your mouth and shut up, bitch.
Yes, there will just be room for marxist scum to finally fuck the country.
Funny how you seem to know the outcome of the referendum on PR we’ve been promised if Liebore by some miracle are returned to Government.
Oh I forgot, Liebore manifesto promises are only useful to wipe you arse on.
You’re a C U N T!
Worse, you’re a Liebore supporting C U N T.
Tim you are a darling boy. I love your little stories of fun and frolics on the sunlit uplands that are the Labour gulags of the nation formerly known as Great Britain. Long may you continue and God bless all who sail in you.
Oi Collard since when did you and your lot have the monopoly on pretty faces.Have a look in the mirror now and again, that’s if they’re not all cracked.
Hold all the front pages!
http://www.frumforum.com/british-pm-candidate-helped-smuggle-teen-girl-into-belgium
moe policies…..
Brown has been the person responsible for the lamentable state of the British economy but he is constantly repeating “Global, global, global” on the basis that if you repeat a lie a sufficient number of times, it becomes “the truth”.
It was Brown who raided the best private pension system in Europe with his 6 billion pounds a year tax-raid. It is now falling to pieces. It was Brown who changed the measure of inflation from RPI to CPI, thus excluding all the things which were rising rapidly in price and boasted about “low inflation”, thus kept interest rates low and salary and pension rises low, discouraged saving and encouraged borrowing.
It was Brown who took Bank Regulation away from the Bank Of England and invented the Financial Services Authority or FSA which should be SFA because that is precisely what it did over the 11 years he was Chancellor of the Exchequer.
Nonsense on stilts you knuckle-dragging moron! I bet you are white, so-called “English”, middle-aged, and a Tory.
If you hate the UK so much then piss off elsewhere. This country has changed for the better and we don’t need or want people like you anymore.
ARSE BANDIT ALERT.
Typical homophobic Tory response. You really are a bunch of knuckle-dragging neanderthals aren’t you!
I’d love to drag my knuckles over your cock luvver
fuck off ‘Tim’
you’re clearly a straw man sockpuppet
Your a coward of the type the fucking labour mob always produce. Men die this day protecting the civil liberties of others. Truth? You cant handle the truth because you Hunts are cowards.
Fuck off and be a coward.
I say
this Tim Bollard, he’s so wellhard, isn’t he?
Makes me think he’s got nothing better to do that smear people – just like new labour ….. fuck off drone
You must be: homosexual, an immigrant and on benefits if you think that. The silent majority believe that this country is in deep trouble – financially and morally.
How on earth do you draw your absurd conclusion from that post? Argue coherently or keep your peace.
tim- it is all TRUE!!!!!!!!
I probably have more right to be in the uk than you as i can trace my family back to the domesday book……..
you are truly pathetic.
i do not hate the uk…….but i hate cnuts like you!!!!!!
changed for the better???????????
haahahahahaahahahaha………
yes its effin shambala isn’t it?
8 million out of work and the uk bankrupt……..
stick to cottaging fuckwit!
Worse than that, the hoon is being allowed to get away with claiming credit for sorting the mess out. he talks as if he had nothing to do with it and somehow gets away with it. Now that really takes a hard face.
what you on about it started in America anyway we were best placed than any other country the one eyed mong said so
Alistair Campbell has still to answer the question on what evidential basis he drewon to insert the phrase “Beyond doubt” into the dossier on Iraqs WMD’s. Without an satisfactory answer we can only conclude that him and Blair misled Parliament.
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There is no evidential basis for this statement. Campbell thought he was writing a headline for a red top when in fact he was writing a headline in a government dossier which commited us to war. Slightly more important Alistair. And also slightly more likely to put you in prison, no wonder you broke down on the Marr show !!!
The piece of shit known as Campbell PRETENDED to break down on the Blatantly Biased Crappy Marr show. He’d rehearsed it for days.
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I hear that Labour and the BBC are arranging for a large UAF mob to be outside the studio protesting against Cameron at this Thursday’s final leader’s debate. Dimbleby would love to give Cameron the “Griffin treatment”.
To misquote our friend Mr Galloway, Cameron and Griifin are two cheeks of the same arse.
The ВNP are a left wing organisation you dopey, ignorant twat.
Yeah, that Tim’s a bit more Agent Provocateur than agent provocateur innee? After a bit of Neanderthal cory I reckon, the dirty little Hominid…
Tat….
Another one of tat’s ho’s wandering knickerless in the street trying to flag down a lift.
Hey Tim, for an ex diplomat, you’re not very diplomatic are you?
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/author/timcollard/
Tim, getting a bit of a slapping here too
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timcollard/100036358/the-pope-and-the-foreign-office-a-colossal-sense-of-humour-failure/
Had a long day Tim?
and another cock*sucker who spells “focused” with two “s”.
Mediocrity abounds under a Labour govt.
Utter utter scum.
We know where this c*unt lives and we are round later to rearrange his face.
Blimey. Was he really drunk, Mr Collard? Might explain a good deal.
It isn’t necessary to reply to Collard or to insult him.
His intellect is revealed in full by his blog posts which say more about him than words ever can.
Clearly his grasp of diplomacy is well up there with Miliband’s.
Perhaps they could make Mr Collard High Commissioner to India?
Really!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah what a grade a twat.
According to mad Hattie last night, she felt it appropriate to attack the Tories on imaginary policies if they concern subjects which the Conservative manifesto remains silent on. Ie if they dont specifically mention a certain allowance its “reasonable” to conclude that they intend to abolish it. By this twisted lying logic its also acceptable to claim that the tories intend to commit genocide of all Children ander 12 since they fail to mention it in their manifesto. She really should be brought before the courts.
Tat.,,
Mad Hattie is right…
Punctuation…
She was brought before the courts. But didn’t resign.
LOL I just can not believe that Labour have based their election campaign on an Elvis resurrection
We can’t go on like this with suspicious minds.
Move over Darling you cuпt.
A dead Elvis is worth ten live Gary Barlows.
Similarly, A dead Gordon Brown is worth ten live Elvis’s
ELVII!
both are dead men walking
The only way the Labour campaign could get even worse would be if they went back to Sheffield and held another rally:
Well y’know I rather think gordon’s elvis moment is going to go down in history as his very own sheffield moment.
I’m a hunka hunka burning lurve.
Yeah I bet he’s gone for the burn many a time.
Another One Bites The Dust
Oh, dear.
Wonder what John Smith would have though of Gordon Brown’s 14 years in power?
John Major staring in Honey I shrunk the economy. Well what about Gordon Brown staring in Honey I totally f***ed the economy?
John Major lost an election when the economy was strong!!
gordon the moron needs to meditate on that one. !!!!
If the Conservatives were to actually amalgamate with the Libdems it would spell the end of Labour forever, as the new party would more than likely clean up in Scotland and Wales.
Hmmm. One party. Didn’t Russia try that for a while?…
We did too!
We had a go at a one party state in 1997 but Gordon wouldn’t let Tony do anything in case he got the credit for it and Gordon didn’t
So what’s your nectar when it becomes apparent that Gordon Brown and his thugs have been decimated on 6th May?
Me – I shall buy a half bottle of Sauternes,chill it and uncork when it is 100% beyond doubt that Brown will be taken out of No10 for the last time in handcuffs and ankle chains with a straitjacket.
I will then stand and raise my glass to the beginning of a new dawn for our country.
I will shed some tears for those men and women who have died in the wars that Labour sent them into without the equipment and the legal purpose,those countless moments on the high street of Wootton Bassett,when our countrymen arrived back,never to be forgotten by us,the British nation,as the corrupt govt spun it’s evil webs.
And then I shall look forward to our country walking – blinking – into sunlit uplands away from the dark and gloom of the past 13 years.
Not long now.
Champagne! Already chilling. But not sure we’re going to be rid of him yet!
Even if he comes in third he’s going to be trying to find a way to stay in no.10. You have to admit that he’s has a delusional tenacity that puts superglue to shame!!
How’s Dave and Nicks love affair going? Fagging each other senseless yet?
Shouldn’t you be performing a threesome with Dr Mick and Concrete pump?
“In the gym”
More like in Jim.
er a straitjacket opens up the defense of insanity.I want the death sentence
Single malt. I am taking the 7th May as annual leave as I will be up cheering the blues in reclaiming their rightful place as the government of this country.
Last labour government for a long time loyal.
I’ve got a nice bottle of Cointreau I haven’t opened yet. But a good single malt perhaps seems more appropriate for such an auspicious moment.
Brown will probably refuse to go and take some nuns hostage and wake around naked on the roof of No.10 with a Uzi in one hand and a bag of crack in the other shouting that he isn’t going.
fuck off tat
Fuck off Tat
Mr Balls is a liar:
http://blogs.channel4.com/factcheck/2010/04/18/will-the-tories-really-make-teachers-redundant/
And ZaNuLieBor are planning to cut front-line NHS staff, as they lie the Tories will do!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7107311.ece
Nothing new there, then!
We’ll see about that
Balls caught using mobile whilst driving.
“Although our car has hands-free, I took my phone off the cradle because I did not want to wake the kids,” he said.
“We got waved down by a police car almost immediately and I accepted the fine and three points there and then.
“I 100 per cent support the law on mobile phones – it’s there to protect the safety of all drivers, passengers and pedestrians.”
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2946976/Labour-minister-Ed-Balls-fined-after-being-caught-on-mobile-while-driving.html#ixzz0m9LlI1Au
Brown is now fighting the election for the people,not the party. he is fucking nuttier by the hour.
I suspect the people, namely us, don’t want ‘his print more monopoly money rather than cut waste and encourage industrial growth’ and ‘send more ill-equipped troops into more failed wars’ sort of policies.
He isn’t Churchill. He hasn’t saved the world. And he most certainly was not the great economist who showed the rest of the world the way out of the bank collapse. But he believes he is.!!
I’m beginning to think that he is seriously delusional and in need of counselling or something to make him realise that he is, actually, just a normal human being and a rather failed one at that!!
Gordon Brown is a deranged, dangerous sociopath. This has been apparent to psychologists for a long time but the public seem to be waking up to it only now.
lucky the real launch codes are held by the yanks.
Unfortunately, the only codes the Septics have are the ones for THEIR weapons.
It’s a fallacy that we have to ask them to use OUR bombs.
Trust me, I used to be custodian for the codes.
Weather on May 6th? Metcheck.com reports 4 degrees and sleet here in the North West. A bit far away, and it will of course be revised. But it does seem to be going colder up here…
That’ll be good because the Labour faction won’t turn out if it’s raining, or so I’m told.
Sorry we can’t be more precise as our Survey Plane is having a paint job but we can tell you that it’s likely to be pissing down in the North West on polling day
Met Office, it will be pissing down in the northwest on polling day,I’m in the northwest and if I have to feckin swim to the polling booth to get rid of this Elvis McBust and his marxist collaborators then so be it.
When I watched that Elvis feckin debacle which was promoted as some sort of political gathering I did’nt believe it,who in the name of anything that is sane feckin well dreamt that load of unmitigated shite up.
I also caught the back end of that Burlywurly woman interviewing McCrap last night,she takes the word bias to new levels.
Now we also have Elvis McBust saying that the MSM should concentrate on policy,actually McBust I agree with you on this one with the proviso that we concentrate on Liebours record particularly yours and Bliars in bringing this country to its knees with your marxist/nwo/bilderberg dreams.
In fact 1066 was the last time this country was invaded and from then despite many attempts to take us over,we now have a bunch of union backed fifth columnists who have sold us down the river to what is little more than a EUSSR quango who can’t understand that the USSR is no more,when that lot had to give way to more democracy they shit themselves and regrouped to pursue the same policies in a different way.
Personally I think that Cameron has played it wrong in opposing this treacherous government in the way that he has,I think that it would have been more to his advantage to really expose in chapter and detail what this Liebours agenda is really about.
Finally for anyone voting think about this:-
1) Do Liebour really represent your interests and values for this country.
2) Do you want a free and democratic country to decide your values.
3) Do you really want a bunch of fuzzy Lib Dums to decide what your future will be.
4) The MSM are pushing like their is tomorrow the idea of a hung parliament,please please vote on how you see it and not how you are being led by the media.
don’t vote how some twat poster tells you to either
It’s just so obvious that Nick Clegg is a EU place man.
His amnesty: EU plans for UK are that we become an offshore holding pen for all the dross they don’t/won’t/can’t deport.
‘Labour have released..’
No…
‘Labour has released..’
Regards,
Tom
Depends on whether ‘Labour’ refers literally to the political association, or metonymically to its members. (Not really a synecdoche as none of the hoons labour at anything at all AFAIK).
Vote Balls…..to have a Portillo moment!
http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2010/04/who-would-you-like-to-see-have-portillo.html
That’s funny! Gordon keeps saying that the election shouldn’t be about looks and personality as though if those things were taken out of the equation, he would win, hahahahahahahahaha. But his policies are abysmal too!
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/04/23/the-evasions-and-outright-lies-of-nick-clegg/
Meanwhile, the sententious Nick Clegg speaks grandly of hardwiring fairness into “the new politics”. Can anyone tell me anything, even one thing, that is new about Nick Clegg or his policies. Just one thing…..
Anyone….. No?
whats his relationship to the royals? and don’t tell me there isn’t one.
whats his relationship to the NWO Lizards? and don’t tell me there isn’t one.
Hitler pissed off downfall is removed from youtube.
Laugh…!! thought my trousers would never dry..
Fuck off Bartleby you four eyed Liebore fuckwit.
So you spoke to a 40″ black man, you racist cuпt?
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Classic Pol Jock
Lets get the country to focus on just how shite we have been for the last 13 years and how our policies have fucked the country
Its a sure winner
THE BIG SOCIETY!!
why is everyone laughing ?
I’m not !
yeah, but nobody gives a fuck about you Gordon
even Clegg told you to go fuck yourself today
all you have left is Herr Balls and he’s fucked too
Labour is having a civil war about Elvis:
Fraser Nelson tweets “Do we sniff Labour civil war? Team Brown fuming mad at Mandy/Campbell’s hilarious Elvis practical joke on GB. Back of the net.”
http://twitter.com/frasernels/statuses/12835678368
Time to put a tired, old party out of its misery on May 6th.
and which constituency does the said Mandy represent?
He represents the twice disgraced mortgage fraudsters constituency. I thought that was obvious.
Common Purpose Government Infiltrators
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=3664960863576873594&ei=8ZXUS7jPPNir-AabisTGAg&q=the+blair+brown+secret+meeting&hl=en&view=3&client=firefox-a#
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=3664960863576873594&ei=8ZXUS7jPPNir-AabisTGAg&q=the+blair+brown+secret+meeting&hl=en&view=3&client=firefox-a#docid=2699800300274168460
The EU plan for Britain is a prison
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/Brownsectioned_2010/8642447.stm
“Gordon Bhas been detained in a secure unit for his own safety”
Made up rubbish.
No valid link.
you’re a fucking Lying dogspunker
Fuck off Labour Troll !!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/Brownquizzedoverchildporn/8642447.stm
Wasn’t Gay Gordon involved with Georgie Porgie Robertson and a load of other scotch nonces in the Blundane cover-up?
The link has been taken down
As you say, thats what handlesmen and others have on each other
wake the labour trolls up and make them get to work.
Nothing we didn’t know already……
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/BrownandMandelsonweregaylovers/856741.stm
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Seeing as Labour are in the news over the pope lets look at the sins.
Are Labour guilty of the seven deadly sins?
1.
Pride.
Gordon is always taking credit for things he say’s he has done.
2.
Envy
Gordon is definitely envious of Tony Blair.
3.
Gluttony.
One look at Gorden’s gut tells that.
4.
Lust?
5.
Anger.
Nokia’s, keyboard’s
6.
Greed.
He desire’s to be elected more than anything.
7.
Sloth
All MP’s are guilty of that.
Especially me!
But I’ll still be re-elected! Mark my words!
Ker-ching!!!!
Shhhhhh!
FFS.
Anyone can alter a URL. The real one was
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8642447.stm
you just inserted some crass brown link.
There are tossers and there are libelous tossers.
And, for the avoidence of doubt, you’re one of the latter. One might even suggest that you’re doing this to get Guido into trouble or, more likely, stir up some of the credulous knuckledraggers on here who probably think UKIP is too left wing.
More made up rubbish.
lying Fuckwit
pol jock wakes tat up from his sock wank
nasty Tory pigs wanna take my sweeties away innit!!
baaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
It’s a farkin disgrace innit!!
I’m taking my fat arse over to Bravo……..if they’ll have me.
The BBC’s like a great national institution like innit and they pay simply oodles of dosh and free taxis and things innit, and those same old nasty Tories wanna take it all away like innit.
BTW did I tell you how hideously white and disgustingly racist they are are in Exeter, my African adoptee had the most horrendous experience at Uni down there innit. It’s like Mississippi or something like, or Alabama, with lynchings and stuff innit.
perhaps Emma’s son should have gone to Leicester or Bradford
Hi Emma, get your tits out for the lads.
I heard that Cheryl Cole has been likened to the Icelandic volcano..they’ve both stopped blowing Ash!
We heard that one a week ago.
It’s nearly as funny as the one about the Big Society.
That’s a real howler.
Not so funny when the Tories get elected on May 6th, eh shithead?
Pride goeth before a fall.
Just like Daves 26 point lead.
Who gives a shit what lead it was, Labour are finished.
coz I say so
innit?
did you??
How nice…
now, run along..nursey will be here with her make sleepy pills for you…
After she’s finished applying the soothing balm to your fevered brow after the bombing of last weeks joke, she’ll pop in to rub some pile cream into my big society arse.
Fat Eric is NOT to blame for the pathetic Tory Campaign or the Hung Parliamnet.
Remember, it isn’t Pickles fault, he was only obeying orders.
Not another Elvis video FFS.
That’s me in my younger days !!
fuck off back to gooberland
Hungary’s Orange Revolution!!!!!
http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKTRE63O1KI20100425
Nice one.
Break out the Tokaji Szamorodni.
Orban’s two-thirds majority is the biggest mandate for any party in Europe, according to Nezopont Intezet in Budapest. It will also allow the party to change laws governing elections, referenda, citizenship and media, and name members of the Constitutional Court.
Fidesz’s win over the socialists in the first round of the election two weeks has already brought economic benefits to Hungary. A clear Conservative win on May 6th could do the same for the UK economy.
From Reuters “Since the first round, government bond yields have fallen by about 30 basis points and the forint has outperformed its regional peers, boosted by the prospect of a strong government.”
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20100425/tpl-uk-hungary-election-20b2d2f.html
The labour government has had more cocks in it than Sally Bercow.
Disgusting!
I beg to differ.
Beg you bitch.
I’ve had a Damascene conversion.
I’ll wager he put that down to expenses as well.
(2009) New Labour M.P. Harriet Harman -WANTS TO LEGALISE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY: http://eotp.wordpress.com/category/new-labour/
Hooray for the Blackshirts!
Laugh all you want but think on this…….Evil men can only rise to power where you have a big burocratic non-democratic government …..much like the coming EU ‘Superstate’.
Hitler, Stalin, Mao…a non elected Gordon Brown….all of ‘em came up through the big government ‘system’
And all of them came to power because the underlings “kept their nose clean” Never spoke “out of turn”, “loaded up the cattle trucks” and “never asked to many questions” I mean “its more than your jobs worth innit ! “
what
What is it with the cops? If there’s a cop or ex cop on here tell me why they are with the robbing Hunts?
We’re not. Most police officers hate this government. Aside from all the thousands of new laws, targets and constant tinkering we’ve been subjected to, our pay has been frozen for the last 3 years after they threw out our remuneration mechanism and sidelined the Police Negotiating Board. Last year there were 40,000 police officers demonstrating against the government in a protest down Whitehall.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1268190/DAILY-MAIL-The-right-know.html
This picture shows the real mandy. At the moment he’s desperately trying to buy clegg in order to save labour when it falls to a pitiful third in the election.
I wonder how it feels to be a commodity that can be bought by a rubbish party like labour in order to keep them in power. I hope the libdems have more pride and self respect than that. But anything is possible in politics!!
what’s this about.
And voters have a right to know that the Europhile Mr Clegg holds sneering views on Britain’s victory in the last war.
Even Dave stooping to buy a commodity like Nick Clegg?
There’s a fundamental difference between the tories coming in first, not having enough seats and linking up with the libdems to form a government and labour coming in third linking up with libdems coming in 2nd forming a government to prevent the tories who come in first !!!
A liblab alliance on those term won’t last long . There will have to be another election within a year. And I don’t think the voters will then forgive the libdems their treachery for forcing another year of failed labour on Britain!!
The only fundamental difference is your conception of political reality and sky blue heaven.
Ah! A gordon/elvis believer!
Sorry but elvis is already dead ! Politically gordon will be gone soon too!
I appreciate that gordon still believes elvis is alive, just as gordon believes he is churchillian and that he has ‘saved the world’ and that he is the’ great economist who showed the world the way out of recession by printing £200billion in monopoly money’
Sorry it’s all a delusion!!!
4% of the population believe Elvis is still alive.
Slightly more than believe in Dave’s Big Society.
Who would be PM in a Lib Lab coalition?
Clegg won’t accept Brown, which means a new leader has to be elected.
That will either leave the country without a PM for weeks, or it will involve the party which came in third trying to foist an unelected leader on the country days after a General election.
The only possible PM is Clegg, because he has been elected.
That will mean Labour supporting Clegg and the Lib Dems and not vice versa.
That could well happen.
A Lib Dem government formed with Labour’s support, Labour the junior partner, will be able to hold a leadership election.
That one will fly.
The only possible PM is Clegg, because he has been elected.
That one will fly. yeah just like a 747 flying directly over an erupting volcano spewing ash..FFS
If Clegg has the choice of coalition partners, and one partner lets him have the Premiership, and the other one doesn’t; which will he choose?
I think the answer has to be;
Vote Conservative.
Johnson would probably be the PM for an interim 6 months while the leadership election took place.
The Queen does not need to call a party leader to form a coalition.
Cameron could try for a minority Government but considering it could be torpedoed by a vote of confidence it’s unlikely to last.
He will emulate the scottish conservatives and accept some form of PR so he can be PM in a coalition.
If he doesn’t the knives will be out for him and his big society eco green leadership for failing to deliver power after throwing away a 28 point and failing to become PM after Gordooms abominable government.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Asquith_ministry
Tats totty? Oxymoron alert!
Labour say now want serious policy focus.
Dave wants more Gary Barlow and big society.
Nick wants commitment and a baby.
Gordon Brown wants a threesome with Mandelson and Elvis.
Brown wants to take the focus away from the Leader’s debates and concentrate on policy.
In that respect, I agree with him, the debates and the pandemonium about the rigged polls which follow are no way to elect a Government.
On the other hand, examining Brown’s policies in detail will not favour Labour either, although it will poke Clegg in the eye for rebuffing Mandelson’s indecent proposals.
Fawkes modding like a fenian on crack.
In the beginning
http://order-order.com/2005/02/22/guido-has-moved-reset-your-bookmark/
I want a Buddhist theocracy in this country.
Browns and the whole nu Labour project ( Yes that means you Mandleson ) Swan Song, and at last the mask slips.
mulber – you must be the life and soul of the party. All sorts of people p*** around in offices, and anyone who doesn’t throw in the odd frivolous suggestion in a “brainstorming” meeting is either a humourless git or a terrified slave. As for being “insulted” by the idea of a gay marriage, aren’t your knuckles sore from scraping along the ground?
That your only insult to people who don’t agree with your viewpoint u mong?
Were you being ironic when you said ‘mong’?
That Hunt on the news today getting people who felt suicidal to kill themselves. What a waste when he could have got them to be assassins.
Taken from Labour List poster John Doe
Elvis and any semblance of sanity has truly left the building.
It only seems like 5 minutes ago Labour was crowing about how it would destroy the right wing by coming up with a reign of a 1000 years with the help of the lib dems. It did make me chuckle and I did try and suggest peopleahould try and think things through but you didn’t. It was obvious from the beginning that Labour had given up all hope of winning the election so this straw was the one to grasp I suppose.
Trouble is the Lib Dems have made it pretty clear they don’t want to play that game. They see the bigger picture you see.
And now you are reduced to begging. We have taken a hard look at Labour and millions of us don’t like what we see. Elvis has left the building. Some comments here in the last fortnight have been downright anti democratic. You seem to have lost the very reason Labour exists and in the thirst for power have sacrificed all morals. Gordon Brown has destroyed you with the connivance of the PLP and its union paymasters. It will go down in history books as one of the greatest tragedies that has befallen politics.
Only the last leaders debate to go. Browns golden subject the economy. Less jobs than since 1997, selling off the gold cheap, wasting billions, tax and tax and tax, the end of boom and bust that has seen us the last of the major economies to stutter out of recession and the UKs highest ever debt. If thats Browns strong point what the hell is his weak point?
If only you had got rid of him last summer as I and many others were begging you to do.
On the bright side Harman and Johnson have already started the leadership campaign……………..
Balls needs banging up.
Babies are not greasy . They actually are the most pure, innocent and clean a mongst us!
The only greasy beings on our horizon at the moment are those mp’s /lords who troughed and fiddled expenses!!!
People like gordon, balls/cooper, blears, smith, hope, twatson, aintbustinagut, kevan, rammell, darling, balls/yvette, moran, uddin, devine, chator…………
Yes there were tories too and a few libdems but the majority are labour. Endless isn’t it ??!!
They were all at it. In varying degrees and with some covering their arses more than others, but every thieving bastard dipped their hands in the blood.
“Babies are not greasy”
Provided you drain the fat off before serving.
Look what i will say is this I do admit it was a stupid idea having elvis there I mean who dreamt that one up step forward mandy i might have known it no having elvis there was completely stupid it should have been shawaddywaddy or maybe black lace those were the days when a good tune was a tune but you see nothwithstanding the fact that the campaign is going pear shaped due to that public school ponce clegg putting his oar in just when we needed to be slapping down that other public school ponce cameron what I say is this clearly it is now a three horse race though our horse is looking like it is due for a trip to the knackers yard admittedly but you have to understand this gordon is still the best man to lead the country out of the mess we have created over the past 13 years look at the substance not the policies clegg and cameron are two cheeks from the same public school arsehole only gordon offers a real alternative to change I am enjoying this campaigning lark the crumpet which turns up is incredible once they know I am there they can’t keep away
You must make allowances for Dan because he has a small cock.
Unlike Mrs Dan who appears to have had a big black cock.
So Guido what is the name of the SpAd that wrote the Buffoon Memorandum on the Pope’s visit ? Is the Foreign Office so proud of this effort that he can remain anonymous ?
I’m an Abo!
It never rains, but it pours…
Balls caught using mobile as he drove
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2946976/Labour-minister-Ed-Balls-fined-after-being-caught-on-mobile-while-driving.html
When you read the story it looks as if the police were watching and waiting for a chance to nail him.
Was it his own protection unit?
We’re thinking of forming a tribute band.
Any ideas?
Labour isn’t conducive to free speech
Nor are the Conservatives. Every time i open my gaffe prone gob, Dave jumps on me. It just isn’t fair.
I’VE DECIDED TO FOCUS ON JUST A FEW OF MY ACHIEVEMENTS
http://www.youtube.com/user/THEremiXFACTOR#p/a/u/1/qtOuqJdvKHk
Tat…
tats ho.
I want to seriously debate all the issues facing this country.
Yeah right Campbell, Mandelson = thief and corrupt individual
- elvis has just left the building and hopefully on his return to Parliament will have less than 150 stupid, thick as shit Liebor idiots back in.
If you want to seriously debate the issues facing this country, don’t waste your time watching the three stooges engaging in knockabout comedy Brian Rix would have cringed at.
You, me and Auntie Maud hasn’t got a fucking clue what’s going to happen on May 6, 7, 8 or 9th. We are moving into unknown territory.
Right. After opening the kiddies playground with Gary Glitter, His Holiness will travel by Bob Ainsworth’s Chopper Tours to the Olympic village in Deepest Islam, otherwise known as Stratford, where he will lay a wreath to the Holocaust victims and sing old hymns such as the Horst Wessel song before moving on to Buckingham Palace to be insulted by HRH Prince Phillip.
Labour Say Now Want Serious Policy Focus, hmm that will be interesting I wasn’t aware they had any serious policies.
Over 13 years their one claim to fame seems to have been self agrandisement.
They have 13 years of office we can use to judge their efforts on ‘policy’.
why in the hell is no one challenging brown on his vile record of failures?
the list is endless failure to provide for forces , stealth taxes ,pensions theft . and th rest oh yes and lies lies lies. we must get rid of the scottish mafia .