Happy St George’s Day
As my own country inches towards unity and complete self-determination, Guido will say a prayer to St George that within two weeks England too can achieve sovereignty and freedom from rule by foreigners from the North of the British Isles. Guido will say another prayer for the re-Catholicisation of England and that you will succeed in driving the Scottish Presbyterian overlords from your lands.
Even if your patron saint is actually a Turk and sadly you don’t get a national holiday today, St George’s day should be celebrated. With both a German-descended head-of-state and a Scots dominated government, it must all be a little demoralising.
Nevertheless, this Irishman would like to wish all his English readers a happy St George’s day.
Cheers!
And now for something completely different:
The current debate between Boris Johnson and Will Hutton neatly exemplifies the problem we have in deciding where we should be going, in my view.
Boris says, ” London’s financial services industry is big because London has a large share of one of the most complex, fast-growing and intellectually challenging industries in the world. … I am proud to defend it.”
Will says, “The financial meltdown wasn’t a mistake – it was a con.”
Who is right? There is a tendency for people to treat the issue as if it were the Oxford and Cambridge University Boat Race. You do not see folk on the riverbank wearing light and dark blue at the same time, exhorting both teams to win simultaneously. Binary answers only please!
My background was in finance and banking. I used to earn a very good living from it. Not quite Bob Diamond level but way above the national average. I walked away from it in 2001 as I could see it all going horribly wrong. I had to economise but still managed to live a reasonable existence. My prophesies did not come true …. at first. Had I missed a vital point in my area of knowledge? I decided to emigrate and sold my house. I transferred my pounds into other currencies. This was mid 2007. You can see what happened immediately afterwards for yourselves. I was just in time.
I say the above, not to gloat (I can make mistakes along with the best of them), but to emphasise that I have some qualification to comment in the debate that I identify above.
My opinion is that there is some merit in both arguments. Maybe that can be developed at a further time.
Well done Tony, How is Cherie.
Ive legged it to Switzerland. Im not paying for the huge public sector, immigrants and benefit layabouts.
You would either be a mug to stay or unable to leave.
Regardless who gets in the country is in the shit for decades to come.
Yeah, but some of us would rather be dead than Swiss. Enjoy the view. Don’t come back.
Im still British but dont knock it till you have tried it. Maybe someone else will pay for your benefits.
Like the IMF
You’re Swiss, and you know you are. By heart and by spinal column, if not by passport.
Yeah must be as I quite like chocolate, cheese and low taxes.
Call that stuff cheese?
“your patron saint is actually a Turk”
And yours isnt Irish – and you had to kidnap him in the first place!
Switzerland won’t be spared the demographic upheavals that will sweep across Europe within the next 50 years, for the Swiss political and cultural elite is just as treasonous towards their own people as our lot.
How about actually staying and fighting for this country rather than running away?
It’ll be down to the working classes I suppose as usual to fight for this country, while the liberals, Marxists and profit-at-any-price fuck-up merchants do a ‘Ben Elton’ and head for the airports.
They will have to head for the airports regardless of whether Britons save our country or the 3rd-world invaders destroy the lot. In the first instance, they’d be hanged for treason and in the second, they’d be slaughtered for being infidels – and white.
Yes but I can’t do that – we are stuck here and in any case I feel my country is well worth fighting for. Cry God for Harry, England and St George” we must all believe that things can get better to believe otherwise is not an option or we’re all sunk.
So all you ex-pats with money living in fabulous places just remember there is no place like home and we who can’t get away need to fight and fight hard for all the others who are here with us.
Not so sure about us all being Catholic again mind you Guido. All that sodomy and pederasts. It was hard work, protestantism and sexual repression which fuelled the Empire y’know.
Mdme Defarge, I still love my country. I simply hate what they are doing to it! It upset me to the point where, lying in hospital for the first time in my life, being told I had suffered a mild stroke, I thought who am I going to look after? My family and myself or the world at large? Charity begins at home – it’s just that home is not where it used to be.
I do understand that and am sure that more people would flee if they had the cash. In fact I told my family I was moving to France if Labour got in again…but I won’t.
I am utterly, utterly sick of what they have done – and it’s not just one thing it’s everything immigration, benefits as a lifestyle choice’ erosion of civil liberties (which worries me the most) and all this touchy feely Human Rights/PC rowlocks.
I am not so silly that I think we can be a great Empire again those days have gone but we can be great island race but only if we stand up for the natives and be prepared to crack down hard on anyone who does not value our culture and traditions.
Nope I understand it’s every man for himself if they get back in but as someone has said it will be the ordinary man and woman who will end up fighting in the streets if it comes to it.
Strange that erosion of civil liberties (on which I agree with you totally) is now championed by what many people unthinkingly call the right!
It’s been the most worrying aspect of the last 13 years.
Our MPs have given up all pretense of representing our us and our interests and have simply installed themselves as a deeply oppressive ruling elite.
Has anyone seen the pope?
I think i saw him outside a junior school an hour ago, such a nice chap to give his time to the children.
His holiness is having a pnit of Spitfire with me at the moment to celebrate St George’s Day. in fact, he is a bit the worse for wear and is talking about excorsising some evil Scottish devils out ofa house inWestminster – time for him to get on the shandy.
PS, he also says the remake of the Prisoner is shite. Be seeing you.
in any case I feel my country is well worth fighting for.
How many would ? The comments following articles about the poor pitiful stranded tourists last week included more than a few saying they should take priority over returning soldiers from Afghanistan.
Trip to dignitas?
Well thanks a fucking bunch for fucking it up andt hen doing a runner – why the fuck do you think people can’t trust you for a boardroom full of Hunts?
Mornin ar-Moniker ! Good post !
lucky bastard !
i cannot compete with you for the favours of young Emily
as i still live here and my outlook is a rubbish tip
not the Alps !
Her hair is growing Frankie!
Good ! it was a bit butch dont you think ?
she has been very quiet this week
thought Guido might have used her to do a spoof leaders debate with like
some 14 year old leaders of the young Labour /Conservatives /Libs or something like that !
would have been fun
I find the attraction in the mind as well as the body, Frankie. We are all animals, thinking ones sometimes, but animals all the same.
Off to work now !
Catch you later
certifiable
Get real Nick.
So if an illegal without any papers comes up to you and says he has been here 10 years how do you know he didn’t come off the last banana boat?
Guido an Irishman?
He was born and brought up in London.
Is his mother Irish? His father certainly isn’t.
So Errol Flynn was a Tasmanian Aboriginal, was he? JFK an Algonquin tribesman? Phil Lynott a Brazilian impostor? Van Morrisson a Saxon Jock? I didn’t know any of that that!
Celebrate this noble day of Saints and Bards, and don’t forget to finish the day by p***ing through Ken Livingstone and Jack Straw’s letter flaps – you wouldn’t want to disappoint them, would you!
stilyagi – Looks like you’ve been hitting the Guiness early today.
My nieces were born in one of the Gulf states.That doesn’t make them Arabs does it? The Irish Constitution states that if you have a parent or grandparent born in Ireland,then you are Irish.
That’s how I claim my Welshness, see?
” … if you have a parent or grandparent born in Ireland,then you are Irish.”
So on that basis Ian Duncan Smith is JAPANESE.
Michael Howard is ROMANIAN.
Boris Johnson is TURKISH (mind you, he was born in AMERICA).
Nick Clegg is RUSSIAN (and/or DUTCH).
Prince William is GREEK.
Churchill was AMERICAN.
etc
etc
Blimey! I’m a Paddy!
I always knew grandma was a wrong ‘un…
And Tony Blair is a SCOT. He was born and educated there.
“The Irish Constitution states that if you have a parent or grandparent born in Ireland,then you are Irish”
No it bloody doesn’t. Children and grandchildren of Irish citizens, wherever they’re born, can apply for Irish citizenship – if they want it – under law but our Constitution doesn’t mention it.
Is Mr Fawkes really irish, or is he one of those wannabe and pretend to be Irish. I remember that on the BBC’s “Who Do You ThinkYou Are” programme both John Hurt and Jeremy Irons were both disconcerted by the fact that they were’nt, as they’d hoped, Irish; poor Irons seemed to be on the verge of tears. Funnily enough my maternal grandpa was Irish…and he couldn’t get away from the place quick enough, never went back, and always insisted on being called English. Ah well, times and tastes change.
Guido is what we in Glasgow call a “Plastic Paddy”
A person born and raised in Britain, to British parents, who claims an attachment to the Republic of Ireland.
This is usually by virtue of a grandparent or great-grandparent, or some other distant ancestor way back in the mists of time.
The Plastic Paddies all have one thing in common, apart from a tendency to burst into tears when they are asked a simple question such as – “why don’t you go home?”
They are all Roman Catholic bigots who attempt to hide their sectarianism under a cloak of misty-eyed Irish romanticism.
I am half Irish, half English so I get pissed on St Pats and St Georges, as well as relish the great music, culture and literature from both soggy old islands. Plastic Paddies are best found in the USA where I once lived – they love to dress up as leprechauns and drink green dyed Bud, as of course every Irishman does in the old country.
Guido’s father isn’t English.
You don’t hear Guido talking much about how proud he is to be Indian.
Um… f***k you, Guido?
Roll on Liberation Day, May 6th!
re-Catholicisation of England? A good election slogan for you: “no child’s behind left”.
I was born under a Union Jack a Union Union Jack
Do you know where hell is Plastic Paddy ?
Union flag – Muppet. The union Jack is found on UK boats.
Flying from the jackmast. (a small stick at the pointy end) of Her Majesty’s Ships, actually.
was born under a union jack , i was born under a union jack
do you know where hell is , hell is in the falls
heaven is in shankill and we’ll guard those derrys walls
oh i was born under a union jack
muppet.
exactly
Then the lyrics are wrong
It would be a good thing. look at how the Republic of Ireland is only now reaching the levels of Government being responsible for GDP that Northern Ireland has always had and you will see Max Weber was right.
What’s wrong with being a Turk?
BUT St George was NOT a Turk
He may have been domiciled in Turkey for UK tax purposes
BUT
it was not until after the Deplorable Battle of Manzikert in 1071 that the Turks came to Turkey – this was centuries after his & the dragon’s deaths most lamentable
I always thought he was Lebanese …
Don’t be so sure.The British electorate is sleepwalking to disaster lulled by the siren voices on the left and in the media(particularly the BBC)that a result that gives no overall party control is a good thing.You only have to look over the channel to Belgium to see what coalition government results in
It’s a pity the British electorate are so thick they probably didn’t notice that the Eurofanatic Clegg lumped in climate change sceptics (about 40 – 60% of the population if polls are correct) with racists, homphobes and fascists. Yet Mr. Nicey,Nicey Clegg complains of smears against him!
Clegg is a prize hypocrite. He states his excessice housing allowance claims was to renovate a “derelict property”. Let me tell you all that the house is located in one of the most exclusive areas on the outer edge of Sheffield – what you would call the “stockbroker belt”. I don’t think his neighbours will be too pleased when he made it appear he lives in an area where property is derelict. The previous owner won’t be pleased to hear his old home described that way either. Admittedly, Clegg’s constituency cover the city’s student bedsit land but I can’t see Cleggy settling for student digs, not with his privileged background – it won’t be in the style to which he has become accustomed.
“Guido will say another prayer for the re-Catholicisation of England and that you will succeed in driving the Scottish Presbyterian overlords from your lands.”
Guido would be better praying for the world to waken up to reality and ask why, which ever god is in being worshipped, has that god allowed mankind to make a complete horlicks of his allegedly “perfect” creation.
He/it also created man, so there is no get out or excuse
Thanks for the best wishes for St George.
He wants a hung parliament for england, he told me after seeing the mongs who wants to manage us, lets make it happen
“the mongs who wants to manage us”…
and the mongs sometimes known as voters?
Yes mate Bloody shame on you and all those featured in this film. These are morons eligable to vote ? No wonder this coutry is fucked. During the last 13 years they would all have been in school. Wonderful what a good education can do for you !!
hung parliament or no hung parliament ENGERLAD is f*cked up
Any talk of re-cathotholicisation might encourage Tony and Cherie to come back to these shores on a more permanent basis………….. I’m not sure my stomach could handle the desire puke everywhere if they did….
….otherwise happy St Georges Day indeed. I’m off fishing in the sunshine…… whey hey!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone want to do it with Gordon?
Pity our Prime Minister can’t celebrate with us, it’s like watching Capello during the national antherm.
A little, but Capello would not have the urge to investigate the contents of his nasal passages during the performance.
and most of us respect Capello
and Capello has some discernible tallent
The New St. George by Richard Thompson
The time has come for action
Leave your satisfaction
Can’t you hear St. George’s tune
St. George’s tune is calling on you
Freedom was your mother
Fight for one another
Leave the factory, leave the forge
Dance to the new St. George
Don’t believe pretenders
Who say they would defend us
While they flash their teeth and wave
The other hand is being paid
They choke the air and bleed us
These noble men who lead us
Leave the factory, leave the forge
Dance to the new St. George
The fish and foul are ailing
The farmer’s life is failing
Where are all the backroom boys
The backroom boys can’t save us now
We’re poisoned by the greedy
Who plunder on the needy
Leave the factory, leave the forge
Dance to the new St. George
I like that, thanks
Fowl, not foul. Good poem though. Most apposite in the circumstances.
It’s a song not a poem – although I suppose a song is only a poem put to music.
And Richard Thompson is this country’s greatest guitarist/singer/songwriter!
Only ’cause Jake Thackray’s dead
Jake Thackray, England’s unknown superstar.
SQUIIIIRRRRRRKK!!! (sniff) (sob) COCKADOODLE!!! (de-fluff)
This guy’s not bad
And a Muslim convert and half Scottish. Notwithstanding, he is one of the greatest.
A sufi to be exact, whereby one can “know how to travel into the presence of the Divine, purify one’s inner self from filth, and beautify it with a variety of praiseworthy traits.”"
“The New St George”
Good song as well. The “Albion Band” version greatly recomended, though I’m sure I’ve heard a John Tams version as well. Martin Carthy’s vocal mannerisms might be a bit off-putting for some though.
its not like we scots want the useless b*ggers either!
Should’ve aborted them then … too late now.
Mind you Glasgow still offers McMafia opportunities.
Guido,
St. George was an Anatolian; the Turks were still roaming central Asia at the time. Plese leave inaccurate, simplistic punditry to the LibDems.
Well well then,
St George was some kind of Asiatic ,
your Queen is more Scottish and German
than English ,
your most successful football manager ever is Scottish,
your best Blogger is Irish,
your Prime Minister is Scottish and you Chancellor is Scottish!!
Are you winging bathtubs ever going to get off your **ses and do something for yourselves or is your dependency culture too deeply ingrained????
See you at the World Cup then ! Oh wait..
Ethnicity GB!
How many of your players actually cheer for Engerlund as spectators??
There was once a wee dog that never stopped barking, the sound he made seemed impressive in his wee head ‘cos it never let up but everyone else could see he was just a wee dog that never stopped barking..
Exactly. St George was a Christian gentleman, not some kebab munching Turk. He may have lived in what is now Turkey, that was before the Turkish hordes rode in from central Asia to do some raping and pillaging, and decided to stay.
This is a clear case of scandalum magnatum. Kindly remit the usual £20,000 cash to my personal representative on platform two of King’s Cross station. And no fucking snide notes this time, you slag.
yuo wot??????
Dear Guido. Thanks – I think. BTW. St Patrick was a Romano-British Christian who took it upon himself to convert a bunch of blood-thirsty bronze-age pagans into civilised Christians. He died about 370 AD. 1640 years later. his dream is within sight of being fulfilled.
Now just guinness thirsty and catholic
Nothing changes
The only patron saint of the British Isles to be born in the country he’s the patron saint of is good old St. David of Wales.
Green Valley – perhaps true now, but the first patron saint of England was St Edmund, who was born here.
Yes, the last king of the Angles and martyred by the Vikings I believe. Apparently they nailed him upside down to a church door and shot arrows at him.
Seems a reasonable way to deal with the Welsh
It would be, but he was talking about St. Edmund. Do pay attention 007
As a Scot living in deepest Englandshire
I wish you all a very Happy St Georges Day
May your warm beer flow freely!
Now when can we get to see these dancing men with the hankies and shaking animals inflated bladders about?
Better by far than those excruciating bagpipes – and lets not mention haggis.
Haggis is very hard to catch though unlike the English women when they come here to Turkey for some fun.
“Mr Cameron may have got rid of the Nasty Conservative Party (together with a lot of its supporters) but clearly Mr Clegg has built a nasty little party of his own.”
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/normantebbit/100036105/cameron-performed-better-last-night-but-the-subjects-that-matter-were-brushed-aside/
The great thing about St George is we can emigrate to Aragon, Catalonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Greece, Lithuania, Palestine, Portugal and Russia and STILL have him as our patron saint.
Funny thing is, each one of these economies is totally f***** as well…
No problem with Georgia though.
Went to Tbilisi on business last year and was very pleasantly surprised.
Superb beer and wine, nice scenery, skiing and beach resorts etc.
I imagined the women would be built like Soviet tractor drivers there were absolute stunners knocking around the place.
Did they take Sterling, or only Dollars?
“Complete self determination”?
I thought Ireland was in the EU. Can’t have both.
Do agree about the Scots Calvinists however.
From Old Holborn
hahahahah
The muslims handing out leaflets near chez beast get more interest
Pleasent chaps and far more interesting than a quick chat with some desperate wannabe MP
Damn, that’s sad.
If it was the lowest levels of Arctic sea Ice since 1979 the BBC would be in a right Tiswas. But not a murmer when the Arctic sea ice is now greater than it has ever been in recent years and is now going above the 1979 to 200 average.
http://arctic-roos.org/observations/satellite-data/sea-ice/ice-area-and-extent-in-arctic
It’s only news when it fits our agenda, silly.
BBC’s new motto “Never let the truth get in the way of a good tax scam.”
The last thing we need is an army of frocked child buggerers taking over.
After all, there are quite enough child buggerers in the state childcare system as it is.
Remind me – just where was St Patrick born??
Britain. Neither England or Cymru existed then.
Thanks Guido for the good wishes for St George’s. It’s nice to think about something else other than politics for a change. I think there are many and I am certainly one, who would make you an honorary Englishman for giving us patriots this blog. Well done sir (or even Sir perhaps one day).
Yes, thanks Guido. I’m just off to Dover’s St Georges Day commemoration and the ringing of the Zeebrugge bell from the WW1 raid that took place on this day – and a few pints of Bishop’s Finger for lunch.
AKA nuns’ delight!
We have a Turk as mayor of London
All hail St Boris (The pretentious c unt is actually called Alex by his friends)
Apart from making it illegal to drink carlsberg special on the tube , just what has this albino twat done for London?
He got rid of a much bigger twat, Livingstone
England is dead, murdered by socialists of all parties in 1945 – latterly joined by Call Me Dave and his re-engineered Tories. The tsunami of the welfare state has swept away everything decent about England, the rebounding wave of immigration, powered by the employee vacuum the welfare state naturally led to, has erased any notions of a single cultural identity, a single ethic platform, even a single language. The torrent of ignorant dependancy cascading down the generations will grow in geometric form, scouring the land of any last redoubts of self reliance, patriotism, traditional English values. The containing force of fascistic socialism that’s the only mechanism possible for enveloping the hateful wretched state the place will become, will not last a thousand years, but it will last until the last englishman grunt shis last grunt.
you all here watched as the lethal injection slipped beneath the skin, watched th epoison start to spread, you witness now the quickening of breath and the cellular panic, and you knwo now that the die is cast, the rot has set in, the mechanism is rolling,a nd we are totally, permanently, forever, fucked.
Goodbye England.
spelling is also an issue
Are you and Frnack related?
Big Issue ?? You also missed out the bit about them building lots of crap little houses, all over the nice green bits, otherwise, award that boy a gold star.
Miserable bugger.
After yesterdays ‘debates’ we have the raft of follow up interviews with ‘floating’ voters to see what they thought…
Happened to have GMTV on (another left wing infested cesspool) interviewing a pensioner couple who ‘had voted labour all their lives’ and what did I spy… A picture of Che Guevara on the wall FFS.
Then an interview with some brain dead couple (introduced as the ‘average family’) who felt Jonah had dealt with the issues best (state employees I’ll wager).
Lastly we had some teens who liked the salesman (who I wouldn’t employ for being some kind of sales training automaton) Clegg. I can at least forgive them for youthful idealism.
I despair at the MSM daily.
Thanks Guido for your kind thoughts on St George, but I think I speak for most when I say you can keep the kiddy fuckers.
Don’t worry; there’s little chance of that happening.
Well within a generation or two another religion altogether will hold sway in large parts of Britain and Europe.
The country is fucked !
But the picture of the girl in the St George outfit gives me a bonner and makes me smile !
Infact I have just cracked-off my first St Georges Day w**k
Happy St George’s Day, everyone.
Thanks Guido I will be doing my best at lunchtime.
O/T On thge son of the mince being best for the economy at next weeks debate, latest figures of +0.2% or zero growth recovery, show that the biffoon is 100% incompetent on economics.
#brownbrokemountain and #brownbrokedebtmountain should be trending hopefully.
The man should be really attacked next week on his part in the bankruptcy of the UK. Pensions Northern Rock, Bradford & Bingly the commentators are looking at the wrong area blaming the investment banks and America.
The rating agencies should have neen taken out and replaced, and large domestic banks with invetsment divisions like Barclays should instigate the following reform.
Charge the investment arm for use of funds and use of balance sheet with this money going into the reserves of the retail bank held at the bank of ENgland and invested in Gilts. Simples, it clips the investment banking arm, it generates profits and reserves for the retail banks, encourages share ownership in them and stops government wasting the money.
Always worth posting this anology on Gordon Brown’s rule of England
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Dear English Football Association
As a representative of the Scottish Football Association, I would like to inform you that we wish to change the way the English Football team is managed to bring it more in line with the way our Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, is running Britain.
This will involve the following:
1. The Manager of the Scottish team is allowed to be involved with the running of the English team. However, the manager of the English team should have no say whatsoever in the running of the Scottish team. This shall be known as the West Lothian Question.
2. A sizable proportion of any money the English Football Association raises from, say sponsorship or crowd takings, shall be given to the Scottish Football Association, regardless as to whether you need it or not. This does not apply the other way round. This is known as the Barnett Formula.
3. You are not to call yourself England any longer. You will now be known as the British Regions. We, on the other hand, are still to be known as Scotland, “a proud and noble nation”.
4. Medical treatment to your players will be limited to a few treatments because of cost. No such stringent limitation applies to Scotland.
5. If your playing surfaces are flooded, then do not expect much assistance. However, Scottish pitches will be adequately provided for in the event of flooding.
6. From this moment on, the English Football Association will cease to exist. However, the Scottish Football Association will be allowed to continue to work independently.
A failure to follow these rules will see you branded as arrogant, selfish and unfair.
I’m sure you will find this to your satisfaction. After all, you seem to be happy with this state of affairs with your political system, so why not your Football team?
Yours sincerely
Mr G Brown.
PS You English are so naïve, you are being abolished and don’t even realise it.
Ref: http://www.thecep.org.uk
http://www.englishparliament.net
Happy st West Lothian Question Day.
Will Cameron soon be First Minister Of England.
You forgot:
7. Any talented young English players will be forced to pay significant fees for their training. Scottish talent will not have to pay such fees (and in order not to be racist, neither will anyone except the English, Welsh and Northern Irish). Furthermore, the Scottish football academy (paid for by the English) will target and exclude and English players who might apply.
8. Retired Scottish players will have lifelong free home help, whereas English players will be expected to pay for their own care and that of the Scots too.
George is Coming Home. And in the event of a hung parliament, which I hope will not happen, he will be here even sooner.
England is getting weary with being fucked over by foreigners and traitors.
So St. George wasn’t English so what? I’m not aware that St. Andrew from the Sea of Galilee was Scottish and Patrick certainly wasn’t Irish – more likely Welsh or possibly even Scottish!
He wasn’t Scottish. Scotland (and England) didn’t exist at the time.
AFAIK Patrick came from the Strathclyde area and probably spoke the British tongue, of which Welsh is the descendant.
never realised the queen was catholic guido
from a scot–happy st. georges day england
you brought—monty pyton,steve coogan,tommy cooper,johnny vegas ect to the world
Guido, you’re about as Irish as Cromwell.
No-one likes a Plastic Paddy. Did your Grandfather once have a half pint of Guinness or something?
What part of Ireland are your constipated Thames Estuary vowels from?
Yeah I love the Pope! He support paedos.
I am most offends by your St George’s Day! He is not saint in Islam! We demandings you stop celebrations this unholy and immoral day or there will be much trouble! We Muslims do not toleration offensives! And we wanting you to ban alcohols and the pig meat! We demandings! Britain must accepts all our demandings! Allah akbar!
your day is coming sunshine, fucking count on it
How exactly is your country “inching towards unity”, Guido?
Genuine question. I’m 50% Irish but I genuinely don’t know.
Ethnic cleansing ?
The Fifth Amendment of the Constitution of Ireland provided for the deletion of the entirety of Article 44.1.2 which read, “The State recognises the special position of the Holy Catholic Apostolic and Roman Church as the guardian of the Faith professed by the great majority of the citizens.”
So as a non-believer, I thank you, Guido, for your best wishes on St George’s Day and note your remarks about re-Catholicisation with some amusement. You have left the matter open for the Welsh and Scottish, I note! Tsk tsk. St Aidan would not have part of a job.
You, David, are a risk to our economy. You, Nick, are a risk to our security. I, Gordon, am a risk to our secretaries, pensioners, businesses, students, families, soldiers, non-Muslims, taxpayers and children. Vote for me.
you will succeed in driving the Scottish Presbyterian overlords from your lands.
You mean people like Harriet Harman? David Miliband? Ed Balls? Jack Straw? Alan Johnson? Hillary Benn? John Denham? Sean Woodward? Yvette Cooper? Liam Byrne? Peter Hain? Bob Ainsworth? Dawn Primarola? Sadiq Khan?
Are these the Scottish Presbyterian overlords who hold England in sway? I ask because the Cabinet and, indeed, entire Labour Party looks to me to be predominantly English and predominantly Catholic.
And, Guido, could you just for once try not to let your sectarian hatred of anyone who doesn’t fellate the Pope show through?
Huh. Seems to me that the Toady programme is forever having one Scot (Naughtie) interview another (some Scottish minister). About 1/12 of the British population is Scottish so mathematically 1/144 of the interviews should be by Scot on Scot, but that’s not how it is.
John Prescott is a Scottish Presbyterian.
Tony and Cherie Blair are Scottish Presbyterians.
Geoff Hoon is a Scottish Presbyterian.
Hazel Blears is a Scottish Presbyterian.
Dennis Skinner is a Scottish Presbyterian.
Robin Cook was an English Roman Catholic.
Well done. You have won the Total Non-Sequitur Comment of the Day prize. Kudos.
The only whites in England today are the Scots and their Celtic Cousins.
Half a million English have already moved to live in Scotland, vote SNP, and prefer life there than the overcrowded mess that is England.
I watched a BBC election news report the other day at a school in England and the entire class of about 30 was little black kids, like if it was out of Congo.
Happy St George Formby Day!
My advice is to vote tactically and locally for the party most likely to kick this disasterous Labour government into the long grass for good.
I think the case for some kind of electoral reform has been forced centre-stage by the Lib Dem surge. Yet I cannot decide. I do want change and do not see why the Lib vote should be constantly side-lined as as result of the voting system.
Yet I do not think we should ditch Trident but use it to bargain for disarmament with some dangerous regimes about to acquire nuclear arms in the near future.
The Lib Dems also desire closer EU integration. Put simply, I do not!
The Lib Dems favour joining the Euro ‘when the time is right’. I never want to join it. In fact I want to distance ourselves more from the EU and build alliances and business relationships with the Commonwealth countries and wider world. To increase trade elsewhere and build up our shipbuilding industry to provide the necessary ships to service such increased trade.
Does anyone really think our historical rivals France, and Germany, want to leave us to our own affairs? We won the war but lost the peace and have lost control of our own affairs in the same way we lost control of the future population, by Labour’s deliberate but secret mass immigration policy from 2000 onwards.
Disregard what Labour try to spin now. They are liars. Brown lied last night when he said he knew nothing of his party’s official leaflets trying to scare pensioners with lies that the Tories would end things like the fuel allowance, free tv, etc. Labour have been lying to people, especially their own supporters, for years and all they have left is to try to frighten people into voting for them. How’s that for the party claiming a new dawn in 1997. They say if they lose it will be a disaster. Look around you: we are already living a disaster created by 1. Idiot financiers 2. Labour’s failure to regutate properly… The adage timbe Thatcher that ‘the market will regulate itself’ is rubbish. Do you doubt this now?
Brown is a disaster and dangerously deluded. He will be pushed aside after the election whether Labour win or lose. Imagine getting slimey Milliband or Mandy instead!
Clegg is delighted to have been given equal billing but so what if ‘he’s tall and handsome’. Irrelevant! He reminds me of a schoolboy.
Cameron must win to remain Tory leader.
A very happy St George’s Day to everybody!
I think I’ll pop over the road for a couple of pints of special St Georges’ Day ales. I’ll raise a glass to you, Guido!
Bombadier and St George and the Dragon. Two cracking pints.
Thank you Guido for reminding everyone that THE QUEEN is HEAD OF STATE.
Tony Blair tried to make out he was with his wife called ‘the first lady’ first lady of what one would ask.
HM does have English forebears – and Patrick was an Englishman……or Cornish.
If the Church of Rome reforms itself… who knows and…George might be Turkish but England was dedicted to Mary.
I am married to an anglicised Scot and even he says throw out the scottish hypocrites (don’t think I spelt that correctly but some of the language on here is very ahem colourful but perhaps not always imaginative)
Im a bent kinda guy.Google my title to see
Mrs Fawkes looks very fetching today Guido.
Ahh, – a quick toast to the Celtic Saints in the West.
And one to an English Parliament…
I’m the acceptable face of the English identity, loved by the BBC, the Guardian, and all right thinking progressives everywhere.
From here in deepest multiethnic Dorset I write patronising Marxist dirges about the workers, and about the wonders of diversity and multiculturalism.
I’m a sort of folk singer who despising the country he lives in, and the people who used to live in it.
You’re a funny old twat. The WI sing Jerusalem. You sing Jerusalem. The WI does stuff. WTF do you do (apart from whine on)?
The Minekiller wishes all English readers a happy St George’s Day and hopes that you will soon be free of your Scots-EU mafia.
The Minekiller is himself part Scot, part English and a tad Basque (north Iberian), but must take a small issue with Guido’s ‘Irishness’. Ireland is as ethnically mixed as parts of London, a result of three major waves of invasion. The English are a whole mix of Celt, Romano-British, Anglo-Saxon, Goth, Viking-Norman and there is a real British identity nowadays, mixing English, Scot, Irish and Welsh…how many of you are of one ‘pure’ line?
…and why do we allow our shyster politicians to exploit these false dividing lines?
LOL
Guido you’re about as Irish as Prince William.
Don’t expect me to wish you English a happy St. George’s day!
Holy fecking Condoms! Stick your papal nonsense up an altar boy’s bottom. Go and fill yer head with Max Weber’s The Protestant’s work ethic.
This afternoon treat yourself to a baked potato cos you know what? The Irish and Scottish potato blight is over! I don’t think an English landlord will nick it off you but they may give you a free passage to America if you come out with anymore of this rot.
Happy St George’s Day
Beware Guido, sneering at the English is only a fashion, when the wheel turns your name will be on the list.
I was brought up as a Catholic until I left home at the age of 23. I then walked away from the religion without a backward glance. It is now almost 40 years later and I am at a complete loss to understand how the `re-Catholicisation’ of this country is going to help me or anyone else!
Anyone would think that Guido had made that comment in order to liven up the blog. He wouldn’t…would he?
YUP!
Wait; Guido’s a Jacobite?
At least we can grow spuds.
Nevertheless, this Irishman would like to wish all his English readers a happy St George’s day. Cheers!
And this Anglo-Scot says screw you, you papist heretic.
As for removing the Picts from rule in Westminster, I suspect a new government will leave themselves open to blackmail from the NI members who may hold some measure of power balance.
The Royal Family may be descended from Germans but so are the English! Although I believe in recent years that has been questioned due to DNA studies…
Don’t forget Guido old sport, the god of monetism Adam Smith was a Scot and B’liar is Irish in the smae way you are.
Oh I forget, St. Patrick was English not Irish
er Welsh I think
Thanks Guido for you good wishes…
Happy every day Guido. Thanks for a good site. It is so good that you must be a Ukip supporter. Keep it up we need more to get us out of the EU. The left leaners are all traitors and we all know what the punishment should be.
Thanks for your good wishes Guido. Much appreciated. We’re not dead yet. Bruised, shaken, and wary of the future, it would be good to see an uprising of what’s left of the Old Spirit and slay the Twattish Dragon and his coterie.
May the Little People be always with you me old love.
i am watching the wurzels play tonight so i don’t give a fuck
Seems cameron wants to “take back the st georges flag from the B^MP”, took bloody too long, letting this county go down the tubes and the first pace
so why cant we take back the uk from the eussr?
joolz
Guido, no problem with a united Ireland providing our MPs are returned to the mother of parliaments. As for Gordon Brown being a presbyterian, there are more presbyterian traits in my sheep’s butt, than ever will be in that idiot.
Hurrah for the Irish country whose President signed the Book of Condolence at the German Embassy on the death of Hitler
OK – I’ll rise to the bait (@145).
Are you serious in that little gem of knowledge. Surely DeV wasn’t that daft? Was he?
It’s true. Look it up on Google.
Guido I am aware you are making a tongue-in-cheek statement when you wish for the re-catholicisation of England but as another Irishman I can tell you that England is more than welcome to the catholic church- still the only social organisation actively sheltering paedophiles from the law, and quite a number hidden around England as well.
England has its problems- but it tends to jail paedophiles whereas in Ireland the Ryan Commission assigned them pseudonyms to keep their identities hidden- apparently to prevent subsequent court cases from being derailed.
Strangely enough the amount of paedophile priests in Ireland actually taken to court and jailed is a mere fraction of the hundreds involved. Many of those creeps are still alive.
So by all means make comments about England being ruled by foreigners whether they be Scots or Americans but no Irishman at this time can say that Ireland is an idependent nation when you have peasants in the Irish government clearly stuck with the idea that an Irishman obeys Rome before Dublin.
Quite frankly I think the English were absolutely correct in banning catholics from marriage to the heir- not because of prejudice but because English politicians were clever enough to realise that a zealous catholic near the throne would basically be passing everything to Rome and under Vatican infuence.
Well done to the English for spotting the dangers of the church’s ‘canon law’ and protecting their state.
Pity we Irish weren’t as smart.
Why don’t you fuck off with your boring shite? Don’t you ever think that people are by now totally and permanently pissed off my pontificating morons like you who as we all know, if stranded on a desert island with one, would be up a boys arse like a rat up a drain pipe?
Supressed homo? Your a certifiable obsessive stalker as well.
Yeah you sound like a paddy too … if that means a middle class fop trying to make himself a bit more interesting.
And you can keep your kiddy fiddling papism, just take all the celts in England, fuck off back to whence you all came and we’ll come back as strong as always.
“As my own country inches towards unity and complete self-determination….”
What the fuck is this shite meant to mean?
Thank you Guido. Can we unwrap our present now?
Just like all those americans – imagined heritage . . .
Postle
http://www.shakespeareday.com
“As my own country inches towards unity and complete self-determination….”
You mean the same country that rolled over when the EU told them to vote again as they had got the answer wrong the first time?
“As a proud Irishman, I for one welcome our new insect overlords…”
AND ST PATRICK WAS WELSH!
Lets be honest we all want Obama for PM!
St Patrick was from London!
To all English people reading this blog:
Please make sure you kick liar Brown and his Scottish cronies out of government and by a very large margin. Only one stipulation. Please don’t extradite them to Scotland. All they have done is damage Scotland.
Great day had by all !
Guido
Just because Dan converted that penalty in Dublin!
England is not ready for self government. It would be wrong to impose it on them at this stage in their development.
Happy Saint Georges Day to English people everywhere!, your country has more to be proud of than every other nation in EUrope combined! – no need to fabricate something like ginger haired midgets wearing plastic green hats!.
“God” does not, never has and cannot possibly, in the future, exist – whatever name you choose to call he/she/it.
Who do humans feel the need to grovel down to a wholly imaginary “super-being”?
Why not just have the confidence in your own humanity to say “don’t be silly” to all those deluded, power hungry religious zealots who have used your naivety to control you for generations, by threatening hell-fire if you don’t kow-tow to their particular self-invented “god”
What a twat