April 19th, 2010

The ANTI Spin Room


89 Comments

  1. 1
    Silent Bob says:

  2. 2
    Abu Ham's Za says:

    Please don’t votes for the Conservation or Liberalist partyings! Labours has been most much goods to me and my seven wife and 19 childrens. We get the free money and house. We not having to works. We tell all relatives to coming to United England. At home, we say you are the immoral infidels and we laughs at you giving us free money and house. So please votings the Labour. We liking them much!

    • 32
      Anjem Choudary says:

      Too right! Death to Britain. Thanks for my £25K benefits, you infidel scum. Death to Britain. Vote Labour. Keep the money coming.

  3. 4
    Raving Loon says:

    Who’s the guy on the right?

  4. 5
    Brillo Pant Pad says:

    This looks like a militaty court hearing. Send all three out to be shot immediately.

  5. 8
    Abu Ham's Za says:

    Alan akbar!

  6. 10
    Scotty says:

    Wot is millipede like with hands in pockets prick

  7. 12
    Click Negg says:

    Christ! Don’t elect us!

    We only put all that crap in the manifesto because we know we’ll never have to implement it.

    However, if you do elect us, we’re very good at bus lanes and road pricing.

    “A Future Bus Fare For All” – now that has a nice ring to it…

    • 15
      A Fickle Voter says:

      Tough shit Barick Oclegga, you’re gonna have to implement it all! Yes, you get the chance to run the government! It’s what you’ve wanted all these years! Right? Right? Where you running off to?

  8. 14
    Labour - Hair Today Gone Tomorrow (or 7th May) says:

    What is it about Miliband’s hair?

    It looks so weird.

    Based on THAT fact alone,he must inherit the Labour Hell from the other weirdo Brown.

  9. 16
    Tour de force says:

    At least whoever gets to be PM,they will have an amazing chance to walk around 10 Downing St and see;

    1.)the Attic Room that Gordon Brown slept in

    2.)the marks on the wall where Brown threw the photocopier at the secretary,and missed

    3.)the stained carpet where Brown vomited when he watched Darling’s “forces of hell” interview with Randall

    4.)the room Brown turned in to a shrine for his father,the wall covered in every make of compass – Silva,Suunto etc etc.

    5.)the photo of Brown with Jack Jones,placed on the ceiling above Brown’s capm bed in the attic room

    and on and on.

    It would make the London Dungeon seem like a day trip to the Vicar’s Rectory,or in Brown’s case,the Vicar’s rectum.

  10. 18
    Jonah says:

    Vote for Labour or I’ll punch my secretary.

  11. 19
    Broken by Jonah says:

    Oh dear – Brown currently touring the Bosch factory – and our Bosch washing machine will doubtless break down before the sun sets.

  12. 20
    Scotty says:

    Dear god save us davey is like a childish version of banana man

  13. 21
    Sir William Waad says:

    By crikey, what an ugly threesome! If you were casting an all-male Macbeth, you couldn’t do better for the Witches. By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes!

  14. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Someone said on previous blog Neil was impartial. He let Milliband come back in after Haig on point about our deterent and China when Milliband already misquoted and had more time than others. Made Torys look naive on policy threatening China which they did not do. Not impressed by Neil.

  15. 23
    Anonymous says:

    I see Haig is running at 85 – 90% on the instant poll. What odds for him to come last?

    • 39
      Typical BBC Leftie in charge of posting the poll results on the website says:

      Of course he’ll come last

  16. 25
    Minekiller says:

    So the LibDems WOULD keep some form of nuclear detterrent…..and an EU membership vote! Shit, I could vote for this lot!!! (Wakes up, smells coffee)

    • 47
      Stalag Europe says:

      well you heard it from labour and you heard it from Conservative so why not hear it from Libdum,don’t mean your gonna get it.

  17. 26
    Minekiller says:

    The fake EU propaganda from Millipede

  18. 28
    Gordon eat my hamster says:

    Cheers guido

  19. 29
    Gordon eat my hamster says:

    Billys hair was the best

  20. 30
    simon says:

    Just watched it- it was shite. Just giving the politicos time to speak total and utter bollocks as per usual.

  21. 33
    Mr Plum says:

    Has millipede had speech coaching sessions from Hugh Grant

  22. 36
    gert says:

    What a damp squib that was – all three of them were atrocious. Hague as possible replacement for Cameron? Jesus.

  23. 38
    Stalag Europe says:

    Conservatives you have been betrayed.

  24. 40
    Lizzie says:

    Stranded passengers will be rescued “Dunkirk” style, the Royal Navy will be sent to the beaches to evacuate them. Brown finally remember he still has a country to run until 7th May. Better carefully check the passports of the evacuees.

    • 52
      don't vote for me i'm a twat says:

      if they had any fucking sense they’d stay out there.

    • 56
      Queuing for Britain says:

      Brown will be on the Navy deck as two lines snakes back across the sands of Dunkirk.

      On the left,the line of Iraqi’s,East Europeans,Chinese,African’s and on and on for miles back in to the French countryside.

      On the right,hordes of British – mothers,fathers and kids carrying their cases and tents and sleeping bags,desperate to get back to their own homes.

      And Brown will bark out the order;

      “let those on the left up first – they will vote for me,leave the right hand queue and collect them on 7th May”.

      Gordon Brown – utter c*unt

  25. 41
    Ed not Balls says:

    just missed it. Anyone got a link to where I can watch the debate – it’s not on BBCi yet?

  26. 43

    I’ve added an extra feature to my PAYE calculator to simulate what effect the election is going to have on your pay slips depending on which party come into power

  27. 45

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    • 82
      RT says:

      Interesting. According to that with the Liberals I’d stand to gain £705 per year. Under the Tories I’d gain £36 per year and under Labour I’d lose £36 per year. But how much will I lose with either of them when they increase other indirect taxes like fuel and VAT for example, to cover the shortfall? Probably a whole lot more. So you see, all this talk about national insurance up, national insurance down, personal allowances and the like is just deception.

  28. 46
    Anonymous says:

    I think there is going to be a general election soon?

    I thought there would be a lot more political stuff around?

    Does any one want to discuss politics or just play the usual msm,party games?

  29. 48
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Like watching paint dry.
    Millibands opener was just a nostalgic dig at Tory policy many years ago and mostly lies and then had the nerve to say that the UK is now a “world leaderand has influence!! Inflence to look up the USA’s skirt?
    The twat on the left just flip floped the whole way through and was spiked on the nuclear issue and Europe but did manage to insert phrase “old parties” 5 times as per his orders. Hague looked a bit bemused by it all especially when Milliband was telling such porkies!
    Having listened to Radio 5 this morning and hearing honest straight answers to listeners questions and having watched this charade I declare today’s winner Nick Griffin!!
    Come on Dave and Co… Fire up that Quattro give us something to actually make us want to vote for you and consign New Liars to history once and forall.
    Dangerous times. PR here we come.

    • 51
      Mr Plum says:

      Nick was the winner

    • 84
      RT says:

      I listened to that on my drive in to work. To be honest on the whole Griffin came across much like he did on Question Time: senile. However, I did enjoy the bent Scotsman phoning up attempting to skewer Griffin on gay rights. There’s something funny about a bent Scotsman. I don’t know why, it just made me laugh.

  30. 49
    Man of few words says:

  31. 53
    I am the Walrus says:

    O/T breaking news
    Lufthansa are starting 50 B747´s and A340´s to international destinations to pick up stranded passengers, Air Berlin has already completed one flight from Palma da Mallorca and a second flight is in the air, so much for the Ark Royal and Cobra

    • 58
      Winning numbers says:

      Every other country will be back to normal by the time the Ark Royal collects anyone from anywhere.

      Typical Brown – tie him to the end of a cannon and the winner of the lottery this week gets to fire him out over the Channel.

      • 76
        Al-Jabeeba says:

        BREAKING NEWS

        Gordon Brown has announced that, following the implementation of his promised new border security measures, he has reduced immigration levels to zero.
        He is in discussions with Iceland with a view to making these new measures permanent.

    • 68
      The IMF is coming says:

      3 warships taken out of action to carry 3,000 passengers across the Channel! Madness, talk about wasting money

      • 81
        Thats MISTER pleb to you! says:

        Oh no, a fantastic use of taxpayers’ money! Think how this will look to all the VOTERS out there! Gordon is our hero, Dunkirk etc, etc, and at no cost to New Labour. I bet Mandleslime and Gordo LOVE volcanoes now.

  32. 55
    boulay says:

    if there was a way for us to engineer everyone in the country to meet milliband before the election there would not be a single labour mp left.

    What a smug, arrogant, self satisfied and over promoted prick.

    • 61
      Lacking anything,except a face to p*unch says:

      I’ve met a few people who have very little charisma and presence,but in D Miliband,we have someone with zero,totally zero.

  33. 57
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Brilliant from Hague as ever !

    Milliband was a fucking twerp. He’s a turd out of its depth.

    Who the fuck was the other one ? Some Limp Dem is suppose – totally fucking clueless and all over the place. How the fuck anyone thinks that shower of chite can run this country begga’s belief

  34. 60
    Anonymous says:

    What do you think the chances are of Milliband’s accusation that Camaron wants to bomb China, makes it onto the news. Ironic that his mis-quote of what Camaron said could actually have a detrimental effect.

  35. 62
    Imprison Jonah says:

    I saw a Liebore supporting twat on the underground today wearing a t-shirt with McDoom’s face and the line “Outside, posh boy.” That’s how desperate and pathetic Liebore supporters have become, using the class war and, very amusingly, an acknowledgement of Jonah’s reputation as a bully. Some of them still genuinely believe this is the Labour party that once had principles and wanted to help the poor. The hypocritical Hunts have just as many rich toffs in their ranks. Shhh, don’t mention Ellie Gellard or Luciana Berger to Liebore activists.

    • 67
      Dangerous places,underground platforms.... says:

      I assume you did your duty and that’s why the Northern line is closed for the rest of the day?

  36. 64
    Sir William Waad says:

    A LibDem Foreign Secretary would only need a liberal cheeseboard* and a friendly green sign saying “We surrender”.

    *not that awful soapy vegetarian ‘cheese’, please.

  37. 66
    Leaky pipes says:

    Whats this bollocks that Cammo has shelved his PPB, in which he attacked Labour, in favour of another touchy feely broadcast???

  38. 70
    Gorgon says:

    This ash cloud is the perfect opportunity to appear prime ministerial. That’s why I convened a meeting of COBRA, which is usually used for terror threats and national emergencies. But there’s an election on and I need to look serious and presidential. Because it’s the right thing to do…to save my job.

  39. 71
    Sam says:

    How the fuck did miliband get elected? He’s a dirty evil retarded deformed terrorist Nazi j’ew.

    http://i41.tinypic.com/33bzb0y.jpg

    We need a proper constitution in Britain that only allows humans to become members of parliament.

  40. 77
    Nick2 says:

    Oi! Why are the BBC delaying putting the DP Election Debate up on iPlayer until late this evening – or probably tomorrow?

    Hope that this doesn’t set a precedent for the way they post all of the debates…

  41. 79
    Old Seth says:

    Good to see that pretentious, leftie, pc squealer Chiles off to the oblivion of ITV. At least we won’t be paying his inflated salary directly.

  42. 80
    Uncomprehending says:

    What is the matter with the Tory party? Haigh was rubbish! Looked and behaved like a person with no motivation, like he had flu or something. I can understand that proper Tories can’t connect with Cameron’s Blu-Labour project, but if they really think they are better off losing the election it’s the end once ZANuLiebore and the Blithering Dimmocrats bring in AV and PR and all the other gravy train protecting machinery. It’s the ghost of Michael Foot or something! Cameron is in danger of becoming Kinnock.

    • 83
      Welcome to the UK....Abandon hope all ye who enter here !! says:

      Uncomprehending is a very good monicker and sums up exactly what loyal Tory voters must be thinking about the campaign and I have to agree with you and say that Hague purportedly a renowned debater(?) was indeed rubbish in my opinion. Was it me but he didn’t seem to have his heart in it. Has he decided that the Tories are fucked and that he’s just going through the motions or is it some cunning Hilton/Coulson Grand Strategy that the Tories lose in 2010 saddle the Lib/Lab Coalition with getting the flak over sorting the economy out and hoping that as par for the course the LibDems pull the plug and another election is called when a revitalised Tory Party romps through to victory in 2011 ?.Trouble with that strategy lads is that the Cameroons will be gone and so will you and the victory will go to Davis/Carswell and Hannan.At least they’ll actually be Conservatives

      I felt it was another notional win for LibDems in the the debate represented this time by Ed Davey….and whilst I’m ostensibly a Conservative voter and have always voted Conservative as well as me there are another 4 adults in my household three whom(under 25) have definitely switched to LibDem since Thursday and my wife is actively considering it(we live in key Labour marginal which was on course to go Conservative but looks like it may just go LibDem) even I’m beginning to think the unthinkable………………..although I’m still praying for a miracle without much hope it has to be said.

  43. 85
    Harvey Tuckett says:

    Hauge seemed to lack any spark, perhaps his 14 pints a day has caught up with him.
    Milliband is an odd looking cove who looks like he would enjoy serious Swedish movies and then bore you by telling you all about them.
    Ed Davey seemed to be there to remind us that the two old parties are shite (tho’ he did promise us a referendum on the EU) but this fella surely isn’t going to be our next Foreign Secretary.(Hope not anyway!!)
    Fucking hell what a state of affairs.
    It’s starting to look like UKIP may get my cross in the box, at least Farage is entertaining.



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