A quick glance at TheStraightChoice leaflet archive shows that not a single Labour candidate has deemed it a good idea to put Gordon on their literature. Guido will give a copy of The Big Red Book of New Labour Sleaze to the first person who sends him a scan of such a leaflet. Obviously not from Kircaldy…
UPDATE : David Jessop wins the book, Daniel Zeichner in Cambridge has a tiny picture of Jonah him on his leaflet.
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
He is being airbrushed from history, because its the right thing to do and they always make the right decisions.
Ahhhhhhh their ashamed of him how cute.
Here is a good one straight out of the Lib-dems manifesto
“Supporting 100pc cancellation of the unpayable debts of the world’s poorest countries”
Do they mean the UK’s unpayable debt too?
The way that the pound is set to go, it will mean one and the same thing.
Daily Mail poll – Lib Dem 32%, Con 31% Lab 28%
Famous KGB mantra, “a week is a long time in politics”.
Blair’s mini-me Tony Cameron grovels at the feet of his Hero
Did you ever know that you’re my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
’cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
Guido badly needs a doctor – his latent homosexuality is driving him to delete my posts again – can you help? methodrone?
Spido, would love to see your blog but, as with your brain, it does not exist.
Perhaps they’re being deleted simply because they are drivel?
fuck off c’unt
Ah, nice to see you too, my good man…your string vest is showing again, what?!
You can tell he is on hash.
“Where’s Dave?”
Crying tiny, tiny tears at CCHQ
Dave will only be crying as he was the one who wanted the glory in destroying Great Britain for his buildrerberg masters.
as it happens it makes no difference if Clegg was in Number 10 or Dave, both will get their orders through the EU/NWO and will ignore the eltorate the second they get in power and so will the NWO media, just like last time.
Cleggs big ideas will be shot down in flames by his EU masters, losing the nukes – dont make me laugh, the NWO wouldnt allow it, not until the UK is destroyed anyhow.
One thing Clegg, Brown and Cameron will conspire to do however is give citizen ship to all the illegals before the next election and flood the UK with EU immigrants, mostly from outside the EU via the EU.
This is nothing less than opperation kill Britain.
Vote for any of these lying puppets at your peril, your grand children will not thank you, especially when the EU closes down the private schools and brings in conscription.
Other EU countries ie Spain issue illegal immigrants with EU visa’s knowing full well that they dont want to stay in Spain
so they can then come here legally
If your not going to win and a hung parliament between Lib Lab is the likely outcome, then take a GAMBLE, Offer a referendum, do something bold, headline grabbing and with the potential to change the game.
I’ve never voted Lib Dem before but I like their idea of giving people like me a vote.
“Where’s Gordon?”
He’s on the Andrew Marr Show after the GP a 10:15
the real sp33do shorts scumbag only posted one retarded poisonous thing so you are not he
Where is HRH David de Cameron Rex ?
Has he been dethroned already….
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are you a poof?
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Andrew who ?
Marr ! Marr ! Marr !
Is that Lord Marr of Grovel?
Will he be telling Marr that “I have already told Nick that I will be willing to serve in his Cabinet in any capacity he should wish…it is THE right thing to do!”
I agree with Nick
We have witnessed that Labour activists:
* rig the electoral system so they have an in-built 10% advantage.
* rig postal votes to a degree that it is blatantly obvious, even to the uninformed.
* even masquerade using our monikers, on this site, to post NewLab co-ordinated drivel.
Have we considered that their supporters may not even reach the third place shown in the polls? If all the double count were removed, they might only reach a vote of around the 10% mark.
So, despite all this trickery, we could be going back to the times of the Whigs and the Tories. The electorate might vote again for a Disraeli, of whom an opponent claimed that he had “done more for the working classes in five years than the Liberals have in fifty.”
don’t like first past the post ? don’t support it then
“we could be going back to the times of the Whigs and the Tories.”
That was when we had a country, we no longer have a country and the only ideology the `parties` have today is how fast they can sell the people of the UK out to the EU and its corporate backers.
Talking about these EU administrators as if they would be leadeers of a country with clearly defined ideologies for this country is a nonsense, they all work for the EU.
How thick do you have to be to vote Lib Lab Con unless you support corpotocracy and enslavement communist China style.
at this rate the EU will have to buile a wall to stop us from escaping to Russia!
1. We are never asked this as a question and
2. I have a dislike of voting for someone’s policy only to have that wish totally disregarded when they find it expedient to get into bed with someone else (whether metaphorically or literally.)
So if your question really means, “Do you want PR?” then my answer is most emphatically no!
Kircaldy, not Kirkaldy.
Really Guido, anyone might think you’ve not visited ‘The Kingdom’ before.
oops, Kirkcaldy.
Perhaps pronouncing it as ku (as in hoon) coddy got everyone confused
Labour do this when they’re ashamed of their leaders – Blair was missing from their 2005 election leaflets.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1266885/MP-Frank-Field-accuses-Gordon-Brown-destroying-economy.html
you’re confusing them with dave afrer he’s seen the mail poll
We’re behind the Lib Dems Yipeeee!!
Thank crap I don’t have to stay and sort out Brown’s mess, ‘cos to be honest, I haven’t got a clue!
I’m on the next plane out of here! So long, suckers!
D’OH!
A turd of an effort
hes probably hiding in the the bunker the bastard scheming with Clegg as to best rob the pension funds after may 7th
We’re all ignoring Gordoom together.
Presumably the Labour candidates will be rushing to include pics of Nick “31 and counting” Clegg, the most popular party leader since Winston Shakespeare.
AND tonight singing to win Britain’s Got Talent…it’s Nick from Sheffield……….
AND tonight singing to win Britain’s Got Talent…it’s Dave and Gary……….
Nick from Spain ‘n Russia, he’s only 1/4 Englander.
But the majority of the British electorate wouldn’t know that.They think Clegg is a “Northerner” and not “posh” like Dave even though he went to private school too.They also think that a “Hung Parliament” would be a good thing for the UK as Cable will become Chancellor and solve everything…….
He may be only 25% English but he is 100% traitor.
I think Patrick Hall, the Bedford Labour candidate, had a small picture of him and Gordon on the inside cover.
I can’t prove it because I binned the leaflet when it came through the door.
My no-hope Labour candidate has a picture of herself with Ed Balls. Obviously wishes to spend more time with her family.
Obviously you forgot about Nick Brown who recently sent out a massive newspaper which had loads of photos of the pair of them looking like panto dames. Nick also has blown the remaining budget on a massive billboard on Shields Road next to Morrisons. Its just a big photo of him and the Tyne Bridges.
This is the most boring general erection I can ever remember
Come back Jeremy Thorpe and Sir Alec Douglas Home, all is forgiven
ehr, Thatcher — you keep back, okay?
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According to the Sun Tel our idiotic and completely delusional PM seems to think that by saying “I want to woo the middles classes” they will flock to the ballot box and cast their vote for the utterly discredited NuLiebour. Don’t insult our intelligence McBust. That 13 years of stealth taxes and every conceivable attempt to bleed us white to support your feckless supporters will simply vanish overnight? You are about to find out – as the rest of us realised from the outset – that the vast sums of our money you spent trying to buy the votes of this election will not save your bacon.
As you trot around the country doing your (feeble) best to damage your opponents with ever more desperate scare stories, has it not occurred to you that, in this tirade of rubbishing and empty, over-worked soundbites, they know that your game is up?
Socialism always enjoys spending vast sums of other people’s money, and some. Actions speak louder than words, and yours have been more than enought to see you and your wretched party consigned to oblivion.
NuLiebour – without doubt the most sickening, vile and spiteful government of modern times.
Labour is so bad Dave is struggling to avoid getting overtaken by the Lib Dems
Hasn’t he got a lovely natural erm, smile in the Hot Button section to the right?
Stalin has suffered the same fate as Trotsky.He has been removed from the photographic memory.
Where’s an icepick when you need one?
I’ve got a crowbar. It’ll be a bit messier, but the sense of satisfaction will be just the same.
how long would a lib/lab pact run for in the next Parliament? Would be interesting to see both parties try and fix the mess, as it would be difficult for them to blame the tories for the mess we are now in… imagine the effect of the IMF coming in for the next election..
The £ will be worth less then the Zimbabwe dollar.
one day if you’re good you may gain admittance to that hallowed place.
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I bet Gordon features on a few Tory candidates’ leaflets. He is the Conservative Party’s main celebrity vote winner.
they should put Camerons face on a massive poster since he is such a vote winner
oh that’s right! they tried that and it bombed and drew ridicule
Thank you for your insight but Cameron doesn’t drive voters into the arms of Labour. Brown is a disaster and the Labour MPs trying grimly to hang onto their jobs must rue the day they bottled their opportunity to get rid of the old fraud. But they are a party of cowards and chancers so you could expect nothing less.
To have a ruling party kicked out of government is not unusual but to have them kicked into third place is unprecedented.
So, if Cameron, Clegg and Brown all jumped off the Eiffel Tower at the same time, who would hit the ground last?
Who cares!
If Brown fell into the Thames, that would be a misfortune. If anybody pulled him out, that I suppose would be a calamity.”
Cartoon from 1966. Two men standing beside a canal. Harold Wilson has fallen in and is on the verge of drowning, piteously crying “Help! Help!”
Man 1 to Man 2: “I wonder what he really means by that?”
If Dave fell in his swimming pool that would be misfortune.
If Boris and David Davis held him under that would be funny yet understandable.
I felt in necessary not to put LABOUR on my general election material!!
Go on Guido, you want me to win, admit it.
Hello Gary! UP THE B&P!
Go Gary Go! Yes, we want Gary!
Do you want to be in my gang ???
In the Sunday Mail today
“Builder claims he was beaten up on campaign trail
Apr 18 2010 Derek Alexander, Sunday Mail
A BUILDER yesterday claimed he was beaten up after asking a campaigning Labour politician to repay a debt.
Pat Sweeney told police he was battered in front of MSP Michael McMahon and Westminster candidate Jimmy Hood – but the 56-year-old was stunned when he was arrested and spent the weekend behind bars.”
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2010/04/18/builder-claims-he-was-beaten-up-on-campaign-trail-86908-22194133/
These live debates – isn’t it becoming obvious Bruins presence is a waste of time? Literally everything he says can be dismissed by the other two, and the watching public, with “you’ve had 13 years to sort it out – we don’t believe you any more”.
Save time, get it more interesting and swap him for one or two of the other party leaders for the next ones.
I think you’re correct. It’s essentially a discussion on how to sort out the mess that Brown’s made. Although neither Clegg nor Cameron seem have anything worthwhile to say, Brown certainly doesn’t. He shouldn’t even be there.
Labour candidate for Clwyd West has got him on her election address. V brave.
A gold star to anyone who sees Gordon’s brow move on the Marr show, damn I’m good with the fillers too.
Roll up roll up, I can take your face back years, not just the economy.
Surely trying to make Jim Murphy look more attractive is a tall order for any photo shop software?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/election/article-1266854/Minister-faked-snap-students-anti-BNP-rally.html
Never mind that, *where* are Tory activists? Why are they so tamely watching this election being thrown? Dont’ they *want* to win?
I know Dave is just doing what he’s being told by whoever the fuck it is is running the show, but why are the party faithful going along with it all? Where’s the dissent? They can’t all be Lizard People, surely?
He gives in, he gives us an EU in/out vote, he wins – isn’t that what politics is about?
(I knwo there’s a zillion other things needed but I haven’t had breakfast yet, and getting control of our country back is Job #1 – we can sort out the rest after that.)
Hilton is running the ‘message’ Coulson the papers and Porky Pickles the Campaign.
I think that explains just about everything.
Dave told the grass root “dinosaurs” to fuck off. They duly obliged.
Frank- He gives in, he gives us an EU in/out vote, he wins – isn’t that what politics is about?
Cameron has no excuse now, Libs on a roll he can see the vision slowly disappearing over the horizon.
Offer the referendum, it will fragment the other parties vote and frame the question – Common Market or More federal EU Government.
Worry about the answer when your in a postion to worry about it.
Simples.
Problem with Cam, to me, seems to be, that he is being far too honnest about what he plans to do.
Lie Dave!!!…Lie yer fucking arse off, then yer a shoe in….It worked for Tony.
Not Fair
i’ve had five different ones in the last few weeks
and i’ve posted each one back without a stamp ,of course !
I defaced mine before sending back.
I am proud to be standing for re-election as the Labour candidate for Edinburgh South West. I see no reason for having a picture of Gordon Brown on my election literature.
Herd, sheep, sheep, herd all following Clegg over the cliff, today’s hero tomorrow’s villain. The Spice Girls had more polical savvy than this lot.
Since Brown became unelected and unapposed PM there has been an election campaign 3 years long. He took it up to the wire when his bottle went in 2007.
Now we are going to have a government without an overall majority having to do deals in corridors, in toilets, in a coalition and in the Westmisnster Arms to be followed when it all comes tumbling down in six months by yet another election with 3 more debates. A polical commentator’s utopia.
Michael Foot’s 1983 Labour manifesto may have been the the longest suicide note in history but now Brown presides over the longest election campaign in history with no end in sight and at a time when we have soldiers fighting in Afghanistan and trillion of £££££££’s in debt.
After days of dithering the order has gone out from CCHQ it seems to the Tory attack trolls…..Target Clegg as he’s now perceived the bigger threat to them.In the run up to next week’s debate Clegg and the LibDems are going to be under immense pressure.Cameron knows he has to take on Clegg on Thursday on the LibDems policy on Europe and Trident and win or it’s all over for the “Cameroons” and Dave the oh so nearly Prime Minister
No ! No ! No !
I only said it was in our manifesto
of course it’s a load of shite and nothing adds up
we never thought we would have to deliver !
Never a truer word…Cowley Street is bricking it.They may actually have to govern !!!
We have Lots of homo’s, lesbians and a few straight’s
and now we have Edwina Lizzard for those of you who are not sure !
has written a new diary for the Sunday Mirror tomorrow about my campaigning week
http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/status/12358790800
Where’s Gordon? Why, he’s dead.
He’s wheeled out into the public like a latter day El Cid surrounded by entourage and with rouge applied to his lifeless cheeks. A wire is attached to his bucket jaw which is pulled from time to time by Mangledarse whereupon a mechanical voice intones “it all started in America, it’s the right thing to do…”.
Great Idea, RB
Note: To Labour Party Strategists
In the next Labour Party political broadcast can we see him strapped to his horse and riding along the beach strewn with detritous and into the sea at Beachy Head pursued by a cloud of volcanic ash into the Sun set to the sound of swelling strings playing the theme from The Man of La Mancha ??
Brilliant
Gordon on Labour candidates leaflets? It would be like your local NHS having Dr Harold Shipman on theirs!
The kiss of death.
But Daniel Zeichner (Labour candidate for Cambridge) carries on regardless.
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/leftwatch/2010/03/labour-candidate-gives-nazi-salute-as-he-lazily-smears-tory-allies-in-europe.html
KLM 737 test flight indicates no volcanic ash risk
http://www.flightglobal.com/articles/2010/04/18/340745/klm-737-test-flight-indicates-no-volcanic-ash-risk.html
So is someone going to take charge and let flying commence? Come on Gordon get back to COBRA and get the UK flying again.
Doesn’t help that it is the same MET office that predicted a BBQ summer and a mild winter that is predicting the Atmospheric Ash distributions.
We’re having a BBQ spring.
It appears that only the EU bedwetters paradise, is cut off from the world, normal flights from North America are still on schedule and there has been no disruption of service.
As it’s the end of the school hols I imagine a fair few pupes and staff will be among those who won’t be making it back tomorrow.
And where Harriet Harman ?
Anyone seen her on TV over the last month ?
Or the Tory Eurosceptics. Dave has put a gagging order on them.
Dear Mr Guido,
I still do a weird thing with my jaw.
My advisors recommend me to have a cast iron bridle fitted to my face, – like a scold’s bridle.
But that is silly. It would stop me talking.
Privately, I wonder if the tic is caused by my having a broom handle up my arse.
Can you or your readers help?
(name and Address supplied)
Gladstone to Disraeli: “I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease.”
Disraeli: “That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.”
Bring back the spirit of those days!
Think that was John Wilkes in 1760`s.
Yes. It was attributed to both. I was not around for either. The sentiments still apply.
My local Labour candidate here in Ayrshire Central, Brian “Braindead” Donohoe, has a picture of himself and Brown on the election flyer. Unfortunately I ripped it into 100 bits when it came through the letterbox yesterday. Do I get a copy of the book anyway?
The wonderful Sandra Osborne (Ayr, Carrick and Cumnock) has a picture of herself with Brown on her leaflet as well.
The only election flyer I have received here in South Herts if for David Gauke, not a peep from anyone else, not even B&P
(just outside of Watford, so I have’nt had to endure Claire Wards onslaught)
Oh flux! I’m in pieces!
My vision’s all yellow.
I’m on telly, Mum, “Hello!”,
Disorder, I don’t know
When it will all settle again.
Until then.
Go back to your constituencies.
And call Charlie Whelan.
Dave has got to be thinking that the only thing worse than losing this election would be winning it. Would you want to have to sort out the mess these hoons have made?
“Future fair for all”. Everybody is fucked. Yes, completely fair.
And then they shut down UK airspace so I can’t get the fuck out of here and never come back.
“Fairstrip One”. Its the right thing to do.
British team first, yea
British car, first, yea
British drivers, first, yea
Who’s on Marr? I even cut short my Sunday lie-in and – bloody racing (never bothered to watch it since Senna died).
Guido even mods the result of the Gran Prix now, we do live in strange times
The Tories should now do the obvious, hand the campaign over too Amanda Platell, she did wonders for, ‘little Willie’
Then use Ken Clarke to attack the Libdems as a bunch of Eurofanatics, errr sorry for not being as fanatical about Europe as he is.
Brown? oh! Gordon Brown, with the Tories flat on their arses, and the Libdems running riot, the guy who’ll come through the middle and walk back into no10.
Remember Gordon you owe it all to Dave, the guy who threw away a 27% lead.
Redwood! get out the knife, your time is coming, won’t be long now.
This time next week people will be asking the who the fcuk is Nick Clegg.
He owns a baker shops in teesside. Great sausage rolls.
In times like these Marr has some actor I’ve never heard of and PJ Harvey. Brown next – maybe they didn’t want too much political insight to muddy his waters.
Polly – we’re really not interested in your autoharp at the moment. Fuck off.
Is this actually a secret plot to get us to read Labour’s vile lying propaganda?
Did I miss a trick or does the Conservative manifesto say they will lift the inheritance threshold to 1 million pounds.
Doesn’t this mean that working and middle class household effectively won’t pay anything (when taking into account property), whereas those with over a million will pay.
If this is the case what is Brown on about (MARR Today is number 1 priority to stop the tory inheritance rises that benefit only 3000).
He’s banking on the fact that after 13 years people won’t be able to do mental arithmetic or hoping people will think that it’s only with people who inherit more than million estates who will be exempt from tax.
Of course it’s the opposite, but we are in Wonderland and right through the Looking Glass living on funny money so who cares?.
He is investment banking on the fact that after 49 quarters of Labour’s educhaysun educhaysun educhaysun they will not work out that this does not compute
Tory Welsh Secretary is having a much better debate on Sky than “Dave” had in the national one. She doesn’t stand a cat in hell’s chance, of course, but that’s not the point.
Shrill Limp Dim woman is dreadful.
Taking about Labour airbrushing… from today’s NOTW.
“LABOUR bigwigs used computer trickery to touch up a miserable election photo of Scottish Secretary Jim Murphy because they feared he resembled “a member of the ADDAMS FAMILY”.”
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/scottish/scottish_news/786770/Labour-chiefs-fear-Jim-Murphy-looks-like-one-of-the-Addams-family.html
I can only see one realistic way back for this counry now.
This election results in a Lib/lab pact, which will, of course, be a shambles. The markets will then implode, and joe public at last realizes that we are bankrupt big time and eventually the IMF comes along, grabs us by the scruff of the neck and kicks us nationally in the balls.
Election called in 6 – 12 months from now, by which time Dave has been told to piss off and a real tory leader takes his place. After the following election win, the tories, once again, drag this country out of the shit.
Can anyone think of such a potential tory leader?
All these global citizens will be living in the UK…
Brown is perfecting his steeple hand gestures.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/election/article-1266854/Minister-faked-snap-students-anti-BNP-rally.html
Not here though apparently anothe rLabour MP is not
I’m still waiting to see a liebor leaflet let alone one with the ditherer’s picture on it!
Bit late to the party, but here:
http://www.thestraightchoice.org/leaflets/2147/
Bhavna Joshi; Central Suffolk and North Ipswich