Friday Caption Contest (Keep Smiling Edition)
Clegg’s Revenge | Nick Wood
Cleaning Out Stables | Biased BBC
Time For Single Income Tax | Matt Sinclair
Tech City CEO About to Go Bust | Kernal
Goodbye Guto | Guardian
Hunt Under Investigation | ITV
“Hungarian Little Fascist” | Scrapbook
Beecroft Leak | Telegraph
Guido’s Column | Daily Star Sunday
2020 Tax Final Report | TPA
€ Crisis Ripe for Creative Destruction | Guardian
Naughty Steve Hilton | Bruce Anderson
Time to Embrace 30% Tax | City AM
Greeks Withdrawing Bank Cash to Buy AK47s | Trevor Kavanagh
Why Replace Evil Empire With Stupid Empire? | Peter Hitchens
What Cuts? | Stephen Glover
No Time to Tinker | Fraser Nelson
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
The last Quango in Paris says:
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
It’s all her fault
I was hoping that Ed, Charlie and Damian were coming round to celebrate but Mandy and Sarah warned it would not be good for my image
Sarah does her best Cherie Blair impression.
the worst recession in decades, a quagmire war, a Party in Government for 12 years and an unpopular shit PM who has had coup attempts against him?
And if you think that’s funny you should see the Opposition and Cameron struggle to even get a majority against such laughably easy open goal
It’s the way I tell em
geddit?
I think we got a full insight of McSlug’s speaking inabilities; he was talking like a nasty child having a tantrum trying to be mean to someone who was better than him. He kept repeating phrases as if they meant something. he has no credibility, it is no good saying what he is going to do when he has failed for thirteen years. he then wanted to copy ideas from Clegg and Cameron as if it were his own thought. Twat. If he had a ball he would have asked for it back. The wanker is dead and buried. I can’t see clegg getting elected that leaves it open for Dave.
Its fanatastic to know that We MP’s all get a goodbye circ 1.8million The country are just full of punters who have been mugged off.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of people.
Don’t tell him his zipper’s undone.
Unfortunately Clegg’s zipper moments were: Europe, Immigration and the anti nuclear weapon moment. After all, he would have the whole of eastern Europe spread throughout the UK as if that makes immigration any better. Can someone tell me why Russia can’t accommodate their former citizens? Sorry Nick, nice performance but no substance. A job in the EU beckons…..
At the moment it costs the UK £6.6billion a year for the pleasure of being part of the European state. I am not sure what we get for our money, the politicians get high paid jobs ie Kinnocks- not that he or his wife has done anything for the UK.
…..ok ok… last one before she comes back, did you know that Sarah’s varicose veins look like the Norfolk Broads on Google Earth?
Why is Sarah clenching her teeth like that for, answers please without being too abusive she looks to me to be in pain but trying rather unsuccessfully not to show it.
Maybe her vibrator’s caught fire
Yes we do have pet names for each other. I call her Mandy and she calls me Prudence.
Cripes! I left my strap-on up his arse. Does it show?
smile if you like a hung parliament
I’ll be smiling if MPs are all hanged. But Tat it looks like that 5 grand of yours is lost.
you should stick to sucking Bush’s cock Angry NeoCon Mong
the polls say hung parliament
all you have is petulant assertion and a track record in backing moronic idiocy like the Iraq disaster
They don’t say hung parliament. The marginals are the only ones that coun t and they tell a different tale. Dave’s gonna win easily.
Why is it that something as clear as day i.e. comments above – are ignored by so many clever educated people.
If Brown is so bad why was Dave unable to stop the rape & pillage of our banks, pensions, jobs etc.
….or is he just a puppet. Sooty springs to mind
Dave will win easily just like he did the debate?
right
Oi Anon, get the fuck back to work. Those wank booths won’t wipe themselves down.
Tat doesn’t work, he’s on benefits (leeching off working peoples backs).
I thought tat was an usher in a gay cinema. Have they thrown him out for not obliging the customers?
We all wan’t A well hung parliament
Who won last week?
Brown and Cameron were both shite
…. And Peter Mandelson said he’s now got accustomed to my clunking fist!
“OF COURSE SARAH AND I NO LONGER HAVE RELATION.PETERS PENIS HOLDS MANY FUTURE CHALLENGES FOR ME-I’M JUST GETTING ON WITH THE JOB OF KEEPING HIM SATISFIED, AND IT IS RIGHT I SHOULD DO SO”
He was that small, honest, Guv!
The “quadruple-paper-bag-job” is where you and she both wear two bags at once. This is in case either one of either of your bags falls off during the sex which you KNOW you must have.
It’s for the children.
It is for health and safety reasons too. You know it is. You know that we know best.
The Man in Whitehall knows best. You KNOW it makes sense.
Use energy wisely.
sarah hears gordon’s call up papers for afghanistan have arrived moments before he does……………
Its tight, its puckered, its Brown!
Wont you think of the children!!
elect any and we all lose.To keep doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result is insanity.
Anyone who thinks their vote will bring about change is deluded, there is only one answer now, don’t vote. Don’t give them your mandate to continue a futile war and kill the few brave men we have left. The Marxist agenda has always been to demoralise the army and it remains so. If you vote then you give the government your remit to continue the slaughter.
Sarah was hoping the polls would show Gordon edged the tv debate or he’ll kick the shit out of her when they got home.
Yep we’ve both taken the Happy Pills
I’m as shit as Dave lol
Fucken Sie ab TaT.
Sarah has obviously had the same ‘Smile’ training as hubby
Sarah Brown is thinking ‘oh fuck, I married this fucking loser’
God I wish I was in Canterbury……
Genius. Never a truer word. She’s a bigger fake than heath…
They really ARE reptiles.
Jesus christ, to think, I’ve had sex with that moron, still at least he wore a paper bag over his head.
Just the one?
We had one each. And one for the dog.
yop
How do you know she has?
And she wore a paper bag over her head in case his fell off
I agree with Nick!
The Lady is for gurning
The winning caption!
Very good Beast.
Winner.
I think William Hill’s price of 10/1 for a Labour majority is such good value that I’ve put the mortgage on it
I’ve mortgaged the whole Country.
I’ve gone global!
Overexposure!!
Gordon and Sarah mistakenly pick up and put on each other’s smiles
More like she took his happy pills and he took her HRT.
Yes, I really thought it would make a Hunt of myself, but Dave as usual made sure not to hammer me, he is a good lad that Dave
Jeeezzzzussssss, he’s going at his nails again
‘I only mentioned a threesome’
Oh my god, he’s put his trousers on back to front again!
I’ve got a mouthful of Nokia.
Look,I can scare the children too
“And Sarah said to me, ‘Gordon, I’ve had queefs that were more eloquent than that performance”
Thanks for that, you’ve improved my vocabulary.
Looking at the statistics, I was a clear winner of the TV debate. Isn’t that right Sarah…….
The last 2 people in the country to find anything to laugh about!
“I’m Nick Clegg, and so is my wife.”
As her husband savoured the dying moments of his unsuccessful metamorphosis, Cherie struggled to keep her new mask in place…
Pol Jock meets”wife”who has never had a cock
Don’t worry about Sarah, she’s trying to keep her love eggs in. It’s a tricky job.
Isn’t he fucking toe-curlingly embarrassing ??!
New NHS ‘Care in the Community’ PR material unveiled.
I agree with Nick.
Wearing her best “Romans in Ancient Britain” smile, Sarah prepared to bury the now redundant nail-file in Gordon’s back.
“We’ll get you next time, Batman!”
Cherie’s clearly back.
Supreme leader Pol Jock announces year zero (growth)
If only there was zero growth in the economy(GDP minus increase in debt), rather than the massive falls.
“It’s okay, I overheard Nick and Dave saying they agreed that a coalition would now be a great idea! So that’s great for Labour! Isn’t it?… Isn’t it… Is… oh… I’ve wasted my life….”
Oh fuck! – I thought I was cumming at last last – but I’ve pissed me knickers!
Little does she know that I am replacing her with Eddie Izzard
Fingers crossed, those new pills seem to be working.
Her feet are killing me
Hello Maria. I always wondered what had happened to you.
You kept my very happy during my adolescent years and therefore you are no tossflap!!!
Return of Punch & Judy politics. That’s the way to do it!
Oh Lordy Lordy – Eddie Gizzard’s got his cock out!
What a monster!
The dopey female: “Jesus Gordon you’ve got Mandy’s cum all over the back of your strides”
The pollsters told me I’ll get more votes if Sarah looks more like Cherie Blair.
‘Somebody tell him it’s over’
GB: “I’ve always thought that a pink tie goes well with this shit.”
SB: “Too many tweets makes a twat.”
I agree with Nick!
Ayes to the right
Noes to the left
(Brown) eyes to the right
(Brown) nose to the front
Gordon says “I agree with Nick Griffin”.
Ed Bollocks has lost his seat. Never mind. I’ll really piss him off and make him a Lord.
Tranny and Fanny audition for the remake of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Sarah : Could someone remove the bulldog clip from the back of my neck.
When can we take the coat-hangers out Alistair?
Sarah has wanted a sex change for some time
It would be change, too.
Come on, Sarah; grin and Blair it
Awesome!
This election is about character. Sarah has commissioned a tattoo from modern British artists which represents my character.
Sarah belatedly recalls the need to doher pelvic floor exercises
Brown’s Stepford wife purchase denial losing credibility
‘my husband, my hero’
My husband, my weirdo.
my husband, my hairdo
The whiff of lavender finally becomes too much for Sarah Brown.
Sarah realises she has forgotten Gordos morning suppository !!!
Fuck em both,pair of cu*ts.
And I thought that Gordon was the Moron. Holy Crap!!
He called me Mandy and said that it was his turn now
Cameron – Out By Christmas
No, he’s straight.
as straight as the shadow cabinet ducky
GB: “Nah, stop kidding me. You mean…I have to hold a General Election to stay Prime Minister?”
Nick, – Nick, – Nick, – Sarah said she’s up for it.
“Yippee! It’s my turn to take it up the Gary tonight.”
Smile if you’re spinning that Dave did great by losing
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Slackjaw and lockjaw
Sarah has just spotted her special friend from Canterbury across the room.
I am one of the chosen people fnar fnar
You try smiling with a Nokia up your arse.
Steady on I was only being patronising when I kept agreeing with Nick, dont get carried away and start switching votes.
Gordon: I’m so happy I managed to cook a vindaloo last night
I think they’re watching Cameron and Clegg standing on the debate stage still waiting to be told the cameras are off.
Oh Jesus! I was joking when I told him to wear the pink one!
OT Norman sums up last night’s debate quite brilliantly.
Clegg promised the earth and got away with it. No wonder Cameron looked disgruntled
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/normantebbit/100034939/clegg-promised-the-earth-and-got-away-with-it-no-wonder-cameron-looked-disgruntled/
‘David Cameron claimed the leadership of the Conservative Party as the new broom that would sweep away the old Thatcherite guard who used to go around winning elections and talking about hard choices.’
Yep, Wavy Davy’s trying to chuck it all away.
gordons delighted deidre barlow joined the campaign.
I only have three words to remind you i always keep my promises, prudence – pridence – prudence . . . . . just like Canada and Austrailia
Margaret Hodge tweets:
Vacuous performance by Cameron. Our man was the only one who showed real substance based on beliefs and values.
. . and don’t forget – NO BLACK PLASTIC DUSTBIN BAGS!!!
It’s racist!!!
Sarah : ” Yes I know…..and the thing is he thought he did well. “
SB..”God,I hope no-one heard that stinking fart….No,no..I really meant my fart,not Gordons performance”
Jock and Jill.
Only a few more weeks of this fixed smile and I’ll have my Decree Absolute.
Mummy! We won the election! YES! YES! YES!
We will soon WIPE THE SIMLES off their fucking contorted faces !
“Goggle of geer” said the crap ventriloquist with the crap dummy.
Or possibly: “No more goom and gust!”
sarah ” me like cherie, never “
I know Gordon’s a twat but Iam too.
Cameron? What a twat! Made even me look – erm – passable…
Edith ‘I don’t know who I am’ Gizzard dragged out to support Gorgon McRuin!
Another for Noo_Lie_Bore Nut Bus
Hi, boys, I’m ready now!
Its a lavender tie
Gordon Brown’s psychiatric nurse encourages everybody to humour the poor, demented wretch.
Gordon Brown, Eddie Izzard, and Marcus Brigstocke: three repulsive failures together.
Jock and whore
jock and shill
And you know folks, so many of you have heard that I’m like Stalin, you know that’s not true, being a Communist I also love Chairman Mao and Pol Pot, they also loved to murder people as my great hero Stalin did.
Just before I go, I must remind you that I didn’t go to the Katyn commemoration, because what Stalin did, it was the right thing to do!
Labour
The drugs arent working
Sarah: Woah! These Es are mental.
We have a great love life, me in Cape Cod, her in Canterbury.
LOL!!
Brown: “Come on David what’s your answer? This isn’t question time David, it’s answer time, what’s your answer David?” (smirk)
Magda: “Keep egging him on Gordon. He’s just about to punch your lights out. That should be worth a few thousand votes”
“I take full responsibility, which is why she will be sacked if I don’t win the election.”
your adds by google asked me to click on this!!!!!!!!
The Tory risk to Britain
Take a long hard look at what David Cameron would mean for Britain
http://www.labour.org.uk/DavidCameron
Th election ends in a coalition govt of Labour and Lib Dem:
Within hours a run on the pound leads to parity with the euro.
Within days the govt gilts market collapses.
Within weeks financial chaos and a sterling crisis leads to emergency interest rate rises to 10%
Within 3 months the IMF is in and enforcing severe austerity measures
Within 6 months Brown’s govt collapses and another election is called
The Tories win the election by a landslide and set about trying to clear up the mess Brown made over the past 13 years.
1) This is a fucking caption competition.
2) Gordon Brown is a fucking failure.
3) You are a fucking failure.
Shouldn’t Ashcroft be mentioned in that nonsense somewhere?
The effects of Meow Meow are starting to kick in.
He’s wet himself again!
Get the Chilcotgate smile
From 6th May
It’s good-bye from me, and
It’s good-bye from me!
THEY’RE happy because THEY take
MEPHEDRONE®
A gram is better than a damn!
Now remember Gordon: lie and think of England.
Frumper and dumber
Gay and gayer
Dumpy and bummer
Frumpy and Grumpy.
Weird and Beard
Sock and puppet
The fears of a clown
Hunt and munt.
Minger and mong
Fart and Tart
Bill and Ben but always there was Little Weed……
Mandy is heartbroken.
dork & mingy
Sarah’s smile is that of a Mum saying “I’m sorry about your trousers but he does get awfully excited whenever we have visitors.”
What a cringeworthy prat, why you do this to me
Divorce, now please, pretty please.
Sorry to go off topic.
Today’s post contained a letter from Andrew Adonis, (Labour, Transport); I don’t know why it was sent to me or who else it was sent to.
The letter makes it clear that Labour and the Liberal Democrats are both Social Democratic Parties and the parties also have policies which are broadly similar.
The argument is that “Progressive” voters should support Labour, as the larger party, because it has more chance of realising its policies.
How can a party that has been in power for thirteen years claim to be progressive?
Quote;
Outside wartime the official Liberal Party has never supported a Tory Government.
As I have said before, this election has to choose between socialism, surveillance, state interference and repression, or a freer and actually more liberal society under the Conservatives.
Make no mistake; a Liberal vote is a socialist vote.
On the bright side for the Lib Dems; this letter makes it clear that the Lib Dems CAN legitimately replace Labour as the opposition to a Conservative Government.
It is a pity that the Lib Dem Policies on immigration, schools, climate and Europe reduce the popular appeal of the Party so much.
Come off the fence, Nick; campaign as an alternative to Labour and in a few years your party will be in Government.
After the debate; poll puts Liberals in second place; Labour third.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/liberaldemocrats/7597522/General-Election-2010-Liberal-Democrats-surge-after-Nick-Cleggs-TV-debate-performance.html
Adonis was on WATO pushing the same line. It whiffed rather of desperation.
‘Progressive’ ain’t what you think it is. silly. Hoover and, in particular, Roosevelt were also ‘progressives’.
It’s a modern word for a very old political dogma. Socilaism/Communism. It’s just ‘progressive’ sounds fantastc, doesn’t it? If you’re not ‘progressive’ then your ‘reactionary’ – a stick in the mud old bore that doesn’t want anytyhing to change.
Just don’t expect the ‘progressive’ media to tell you.
And another really appealing thing about a NuLiebour defeat (I know, it’s a bloody long list) – that anal little creep Adonis will be off our screens for good.
She dreams of grappling with that strapping cock from Kent.
The only fun in Gordon’s life came from activating the secret controller hidden in his fingertip, that was in constant radio contact with Sarah’s electric Ben Wa balls.
eeeeeeek. He’s shat himself again!
Brown: “It wasn’t me who put this snot on my tie. A big boy did it and ran away”
Magda: “Humour the c’unt, for fuck’s sake!”
I’d like to section him with a microtome.
OT
Robert Green re-arrested…
http://stolenkids-hollie.blogspot.com/2010/02/sk-h116-robert-green-bailed-after-3.html
Brown: “And even Nick Clegg agrees with me that I easily won last night’s debate”
Nurse Sarah: “Poor bastard. He’s as mad as a box of frogs”
‘Gordon won easily. Nick was awful LOL’
I agree with Nick
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/apr/16/glasgow-stephen-purcell-drug-police
Nothing on SKY or Al Jabeeba yet….
Sorry, found it in the small print. I wonder what ‘other matters’ are?
Making a balls of this.. Here is the link..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8623167.stm
Sarah: ‘What do you think of the gnashers? Gordon always prefers me to take them out.’
They appear to have swapped over. His smile looks nearly normal and her’s looks weird, que?
“Smile and act like we’re a couple, dear.”
Fucked-up mad scotsman in his own screwed-up fantasy world is watched anxiously by his carer.
Sarah tries not to giggle as Lord Fondlebum moons at the PM from the back of the room!!
“And, if I do lose the election, Sarah has promised to shoot me and then turn the gun on herself.”
Sarah’s prepares for career as Cherie Blair impersonator after 6th May.
Spot the fake smile
I agree with Nick. She is a tree-trunked legged cock-sucking whore
The controlling hand of Lord Mansandal is apparent.
Sarah has just said “Yes, that is exactly where Mandy has stuck his head”.
I don’t know who taught him – he normally smiles like this.
win
Brown: “I hear neocon, Blairite, pretend-farmer Tim from politicalbetting.com has been outed as an obsessive, wine selling scouser from Merseyside LOL”
Magda Brown: “That’ll teach the woman-hating c’unt”
http://twitter.com/timwine
LOL!
tim deserves it. he is a nasty smearing creep who tends to pick on women. just like Brown in fact.
Beard: (Thinks) Keep smiling girl, not much longer then he’ll be off to see his little friends in Cape Cod…
…for good, hopefully…
VOTE CLEGG! (and get Brown.)
I’ve borrowed Blair’s wife to frighten you all into voting Labour.
Mr and Mrs Gordon Brown arrive at the funeral for the late Michael Foot.
Smile if you had sex last night…
That gift of Sherbert , from Steven Purcell, seemed to go down well with the Browns, especially Sarah who insisted on ‘smelling’it first
And this is me being Gay. While the wife stays at home…
Somebody, please save me! Please!
Jockland next stop. Wont somebody save me.
“Great only 20 more days and I can get the rid of the one eyed mong for good”
“Great, only 20 more days and I can get rid of the fat-legged sapphist for good”
Third! Isn’t it brilliant!!
Gordon shouldn’t be too pissed off about last night’s debate. The bronze medal is better than nowt. LOL
“House of Wax II: The Horror Continues”
Sky News…… Gordon Brown has dropped Alistair Campbell as his trainer for the final two debates in a covert admission that last night was a failure.
“V” remake judged not as good as the original.
Medical Students, Year 3, Clinical Medicine.
Are these people suffering from;
a) Tetanus.
b) Strychnine poisoning.
c) Idiosyncratic intermittent non specific rictus.
d) Politics.
All of them.
“So Dave squeezes from the right and Nick squeezes from the left so that my treasured centre-ground is as thin as an ID card. Hahahahahahaha….”
I agree with Nick!
“Sarah suddenly realises that, when Gordon loses, she might have to (a) see more of him and (b) move to Scotland”
When Brown gets dumped you keep him cuz he will be refused entry into Scottish air space along with the rest of the pollution the earth sometimes throws up.
V1va Palest1na
The ice cubes missed the glass, bounced off the floor and shot up Sarah’s skirt.
Sarah: Yeah, I know I’m going to Twat this Fuckwit so hard………
Wow, these pills are faaaannnnttttttaaaaaassstttiiiccc
are those two things running up the front of her neck attached to her eyeballs
‘How much longer do we have to pose for these dental adverts?’
GB: ‘Until Nick says stop’
“I can’t wait to divorce this chutney ferrett”
Sarah accidentally switches her vibrator to 11.
and Mandy switches Gord’s to 7
Don’t worry – I just read the Mirror… apparently I won the debate hands down.
Happy Days.
Hurry up, Gordon. I’m gonna be late for my audition as the Queen of the Borg in the remake of Star Trek: First Contact
Laughing at the news his future career at Goldman Sachs is in trouble after they were charged this morning sensationally by the SEC for Fraud on CDO’s
Told you he was mental
The end of Brown.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8625931.stm
All his connections , Sue Nye, Gavin (The BBC PLaceman) all the UK government contracts. We need an investigation into how Goldie got all the contracts and allegedly advised him to sell the nations Gold!!
Prison or suicide.Those are his options.
He is too much of a coward for suicide, she should just do us all a favour and poison him by spiking his poridge.
Porridge or suicide.
Exploding Sporran
Why?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/investing/gold/7511589/Explain-why-you-sold-Britains-gold-Gordon-Brown-told.html
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Mrs Brown.”
Blimey! Did you smell that last one he dropped?
I’ve had her fitted with those mad staring eyes to match Ed and that Andrew Sparrow fellow. We all have them you know, it’s a labour thing.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2008/01/17/Andrew_Sparrow.jpg
Do you like French cheese? I Camembert it.
Cheeeeese
Brown eats too many fudge donuts and Chocolate Eclairs. What a fat bastard! He needs to jog more than once a month to shift that lard! Ringadinding. Who ate all the pies…..
The Grinch and the Grike. grike as in a rock crevice
Alarm is raised after two patients escape from the asylum.
fuck me has she got rabies
Gordon: “This is a global recession, and I had to step in to bail-out the Banks….” Sarah thinking “Fukin Hell! Who has dropped their Guts!!!”
Sarah; This is the face I make when I take cock up the arse
Gordon This is the face I make when Im fucking the country. England that is
Leave Brown alone he is in my gang. He supports my hero the Pope.
I object to that tasteless and unwarranted attack on Mother Church!
A tale of two grins, shit eating and strychnine.
“Oh look, dear, it’s Billy Waad. Hello, Sir William!”
DC has backed a nationwide ‘X Factor’ style competition to find musical talent in schools.
Well thank f*ck for that! Who said the Conservatives didn’t have any serious policy ideas…
is he going to appear on it like McFuckwit?
Only saying
The Bluetooth on Gordon’s Nokia suddenly activated Sarah’s probe in an unexpected but not entirely unwelcome way.
Gordon laughs as Hiroshima nuclear blast column (neck) photoshops into the last thing you will ever see…Sarah’s head.
o / t
If someone produces a t-shirt with Nick Clegg’s face on it and the strapline “I agree with Nick” they could make a fortune.
Someone should take this up – imagine Mc Mentals face on the campaign trail if he saw people wearing them.
“It made such a big difference, dear, thanks for the smile coaching.”
Alan Douglas
Yes , hit him with the custard pie now
To paraphrase Al Jolson,
“I’d walk a million miles from both of those smiles.”
“Just the two of us”
No ther fucker could be arsed to turn up
Yes, doctor, he definitely took his tablets this morning. I’m sure he’ll be OK at the debate … fingers crossed …
GalxoSmithKline release evidence of the spectacular test results from the ‘Leaders Debate dosage’ trials.
Gordon has a water closet moment in the ladies loo at Tesco’s
“Stepford man……Control your wife!!”
Sarah hears the news that Gordon Brown is going for another five years….of marriage.
i lol’d
Meet me on the Equinox
Meet me halfway
The sun is perched at its highest peak
In the middle of the day
Let me give my love to you
Let me take your hand
As we walk in the dimming light
Oh, darling understand
That everything, everything ends
That everything, everything ends
Meet me on your best behavior
Meet me at your worst
For there will be no stone unturned
Or bubble left to burst
Let me lay beside you, darling
Let me be your man
And let our bodies intertwine
But always understand
That everything, everything ends
That everything, everything ends
That everything, everything, everything ends
A window
An opened tomb
The sun crawls across your bedroom
A halo
A waning moon
Your last breaths moving through you
As everything, everything ends
As everything, everything ends
As everything, everything, everything,
everything, everything, everything ends
Meet me on the Equinox
Meet me halfway
When the sun is perched at its highest peak
In the middle of the day
Let me give my love to you
Let me take your hand
As we walk in the dimming light
Oh, darling understand
That everything, everything ends………….
*
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*
*
WUNS* AULD WRUGHBAE KHULLHERS
*
THE END IS NIGH
SED THE PROFIT OF DOOM,
NIGH MEANS NEAR
AND NEAR MEANS SOON,,
REPENT, AND CHAYNDGJE
YORE WIKKID WAY,
ORE GO TWO THE DEVIL
ON DGJYUDGJEMENT DAY
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ASTA
That explains his strange walk.
N.H.S. dentists have the last laugh.
Gordon: “If I close my eye and remember there no biological difference between the male and female mouth…”
Nick the succulent prawns much tastier!
You see… it IS possible without mephedrone
“what gordon doesn’t know is that i gave nick clegg one backstage after the debates….”
I hope the tories put this smile on a poster iwould do my own
but spent all the Money on advertising when i bottled it
brown: i’ve just done her up the arse!
sarah: yes he did-but he said it wasn’t as big and baggy as tony and peters’…!!
o/t breaking news………
http://finance.yahoo.com/
goldman fraud!!!!!!!!!
didnt gordie like to go round for lunch at goldies?
Gordon has mentioned the spectre of a ‘Double Dip Recession’ many times in the past few weeks or so.
Methinks he has been staving it off and has been saving it as a House Warming present for DC when he moves into No. 10??
Spite, Spite and thrice Spite! It’s what Labour do!!??
No way will GB take part in the next debate!
Gordy might just sulk and not show up for the next debate, it’s not as if he’s got anything to say that’s worth listening to.
As for ‘double dip’ recession, I doubt the first recession’s even started yet. Gordon’s kept it at bay by throwing our money at it – all the money we have, and all the money we’ll ever have, and when he can throw no more, we’re stuffed.
true – did you hear Portillo last night – interestingly he thought that we will look back in amusement on the election where each party is telling the electorate when cuts might be applied. He suspects the markets will hit us hard at some point in the future and the powers that be will be forced to react quick and deep.
Sarah “ooohff ! someone’s just grabbed me nuts”
“Sarah, have you heard of Eva Braun?”
And Sarah says “So exciting….He came third….”
Having dropped a silent fart and accidentally followed it through she hopes no one else has noticed.
McBastard loves being interviewed by the BBC dalek – it’s the only device that repeats soundbites more than he does!
Are you talking of a certain Peston? I have to lunge for the off switch as soon as I hear his dulcet tone. You know the draawwwwllll then the very very very fast talking into a draawwwwwllll again.Thanks again to the BBC fuckwits.
Sarah McCheese finds a use for the PM’s glass eye – in her new belt!
Dont walk into the the microphone dear!
Bad Grammer! Apologies. In the ‘Slug and Lettuce’ Putney on my 10th bottle of Wife Beater with a couple of aussie chicks.
Dont walk into the micophone Gordon!
Amended.
Fucking hell!!! MICROPHONE….Taxi!!!!
Sounds like you’ve already got a ride
On my way to the Lord Nelson Old Kent Road with both of them….. by the way they ask who the idiot was in the picture!
Brown: ‘What a f*ckin C*NT I am, vote for me you mother f*ckin mugs’. Sarah: ‘And all the scroungers Gordon’. Brown: ‘F*ckin right, f*ck all the taxpayers, OCH AYE’.
“After I’ve saved the world I’ll be going on tour wiv Roy Chubby Brown… c’mon hand out the fliers lass!”
What the feck did he say that for and laugh the moron.
Smile like you mean it
False smile, false policies, false economy. Fraud!
“You move the lips Gordon and I’ll do the words. Make you sound more human”
“More cheese Grommit?”
When the fuck are these teeth going back into Cruella de Blairs mouth?
Fuck me: Slot Gob Mk.2.
Gordon lets out a massive fart, whilst Sarah sees the funny side.
New World Order’s Outgoing puppet and wife laugh all the way to the bank as replacement gets ready to take over.
For fucks sake Gordon
Dont speak !
The manic grin is clearly catching…
Sarah finds out that under a hung parliament she gets shared out to David Cameron and Nick Clegg.
This is my sex face when Gordon’s viagra kicks in
“Sarah loves it up the arse”
Mrs Brown is happy after putting Gordon on a promise if he had enough guts to get on the stage.
Sarah says ‘I told him the tie does’nt match’
The man that totally wrecked the country for the next 25 years.
Thanks Moron Brown
I told the wife just because we were campaining it wouldn’t work to have a double dose of botox!
Two twats a Twittering
new take on A Git Prop.
Gordon: I just stuck my finger up her arse.
Pity we can’t get one like this from our Parliament – it’s from the Russian Duma.
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