Antony Calvert has raised a five figure sum from small online donations towards his attempt to beat Ed Balls in Morley and Outwood. The Daily Politics reported on his campaign and his online fund-raising efforts using YouFund.Me:
Where will you be for the “Balls moment”?
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
I’ll be balls deep.
and unemployed.
Balls to the wall?
I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently this country is at war with China.
Wherever I am I will be laughing my socks off when this hoon loses his seat
I shall be in Essex partying!!!! or if that liying bastard clegg nicks enough seats for Brown to remain in power, commiserating and drowing my sorrows…
Or maybe people want the clip with high quality audio and picture….
Campaing poster should read “kick brown in the balls”
It was Christmas Eve in the harem
All the eunuchs stood around
A hundred nubile ladies
Reclining on the ground
When in strode the Sultan
To gaze at his marble halls
He said “What do you want for Christmas, boys?”
And the eunuchs answered -
“Tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
O-o tidings of comfort and joy”
When is the Nigel Farage video going Live?
What Nigel Farage video?
he was on going live?
Playing with my balls?
Just watched that DP clip again, fucking hell Balls is greasy.
A scabby pus filled fuck flap of a ‘man’.
A grease-ball
So, you like him then?
“Toss flap” was flavour of the day last week has it changed?
That is the dogs danglers . . . . . cant wait for the wagging tail
you did this already
several times
Ah but it bears repetition, hesitation, and deviation ad nauseum cum castrarionium.
I found it funny where Balls was stumbling a little over how you get elected:
“It’ll be decieded by people in a ballot box or sumthink like that?”
Nah. What a load of Balls. Think what he wanted to say was:
“The election will be decided by sackfulls of postal votes from dead people!”
and immigrants
They dont need to be paid the minimum wage to fill out the forms i suppose.
Shame that the Unite Union will pump money in to help and protect Ed Balls.
Anyway we can find out how much?
ITV Comres poll on voting intentions today -
Con 36% Lib Dem 35% Labour 24%
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vote Calamity Clegg, get Coalition Clegg !!
Vote Dave Get Blair
What did I say?
Labour shipping votes to the Libs as predicted, Glue down all nokias
hey titbrain it means a hung parliament and it means the votes didn’t just go to the LibDems but split off you fat-titted tiny-brained dingleberry
Didn’t Lady Mandy of BumChum tell you?
The Times/Populus
(Clegg 61%, Cameron 22%, Brown 17%)
ITV/ComRes
(Clegg 43%, Cameron 26%, Brown 20%)
YouGov
(Clegg 51%, Cameron 29%, Brown 19%)
Angus Reid
(Clegg 47%, Cameron 21%, Brown 19%)
Absolute codswallop!
All those polls are hugely wrong so just ignore them. Gordon Brown – The Talking Turd never close to doing that well.
I can see by those results that Gordon stood head and shoulders above the rest and came FIRST.
Heheh.. I can see that ‘Sadie’ (the misguide dog) has been lying to you again
I can see by those results that Cameron stood head and shoulders above the rest and came FIRST.
He always comes first
I shall be at the count, celebrating a Conservative win with other conservative campaigners. Balls’ defenestration will be the the icing on the cake.
Castration AND defenestration ?? Kin’ell !!
Hanged drawn and quartered, if I had my way. Slowly.
… and not necessarily in that order.
I prefer the phrase ” bollocks on a griddle “.
Missing from last night’s farce. “And when were you last prescribed strong anti-depressants?”
Com Res lossing their credibility Limp Dims 35 % Call Me Dave 36 % McStalin-Broon 24 %.
Remind me which party (with a compliant media) kept Charlie Kennedy’s drink problem off the front pages at the last election?
“… a compliant media) kept Charlie Kennedy’s drink problem off the front pages at the last election?”
Trouble is Genghiz, journalists don’t think Charles Kennedy had a drink problem. Compared to your average hack he’s tea-total.
Would that be the same compliant media that sat through 13 years of the Brown Idiocy and failed to mention the fact that the chap was a lunatic?
um…
Yeah, them’ll be the ones.
Strewth! A ComRes/ITV poll has the LDs up from 21% to 35%. More as I get it…
http://twitter.com/TimMontgomerie
Whose idea were the debates?
Its a 3 horse race now.
Clegg could beat Brown.
I agree with Nick.
I think it would be great if the lib dems were the official opposition – at least the government (tory) would be held to account and challenged in a proper way instead of these devisive class war stupid points by labour. labour really are screwed – should have binned him when you had the chance……
i am howevr delighted – the further from the despatch box the better as far as I am concerned and perhaps they can be afforded the same rudeness they have been dolling out to the rest of the parties and as soon as gordon takes his time to speak they all get up and walk out.
Gordon is so out of touch it is terrifying – when you take out all of the electorate who would vote labour no matter who was in charge and the polite population who suffer him because he is pm he is screwed.
there is absolutely no one i know who supports labour anymore – some of them will not vote tory but will vote ukip and the rest lib dems (these are usual labour voters)
Well done Nick – I hope you become the opposition and firmly kick Brown in the Balls.
and Clegg, remember to now complain about the BBC bias in favour of labour – there might actually be some point in doing it now if libdems became the opposition. This afternoon, on BBC news, we’ve followed GB around a Tescos in St.Leonards – I don’t recall either of the other 2 leaders getting such devoted attention during this campaign. little Jane Hill nearly wet her knickers with excitement.
This is great news. Destruction of the big political parties is just what the doctor ordered.
Destruction of Labour first would be the icing on the cake.
Off with both of them without anaesthetic.
Fucking long wait then!!!!
Anyone notice Gordon’s ‘ridgeway/ridgeback’ moment?
Mandy and Brown had a Brokeback mountain moment.
Dave and George had a Brokeback Bullingdon moment.
Don’t know about that, AC2, but Georgie definitely had a coke snorting, fat whore moment.
That’s your mum you’re talking about there English Viking
A post on politcal betting by lauranceallen reads
If Comres figures happened
Tories would have 287 seats
Labour 186 seats
LD’s 144
This is not harming Tories at all. Labour is in trouble.
Ahhh hahahhahahha!!
Watch Brown turn on Clegg in the next debate…
You mean I am to say that I don’t agree with Nick?
If the medication will allow you to get the extra word out before you start gurning at the audience… then, yes.
Do I agree with Dave?
No,no. I DO agree with Nick, don’t I mandy ?
No,no,no You DON’T agree with Nick in public. You agree with him IN PRIVATE when we lie to him about his coalition prospects.
Would make for some very interesting coalition discussions, would also leave country in one big mess.
I’ve already left the Country in a complete unmitigated mess for whoever wins next month.
on my back, legs in the air, holding my sides and wishing that laughing this much didn’t hurt so bad!
Like the way in the interview that Balls admits “the outcome will be decided by people in polling booths and POSTAL VOTES”
Postal votes are 100% clean and auditable. Ask the 250 Mr Guptas who live at bedsit above me and all vote Nu Liebore.
They are absolutely clean and auditable, as my 249 brothers and cousins will testify.
Morley and Outwood. Are they on Channel 4? You know, the tall blond one who does the squeaky voice and the short podgy one who plays “Kevin the Stunt Accountant”?
You want the truth? Here’s my anti-manifesto
No politician would dare to suggest these brutally realistic proposals on the NHS, housing and education
George Walden
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article7097816.ec
Sorry.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article7097816.ece
Quite.
Interesting how those making the most obvious and unarguable points about the problems facing Britain are being virtually ignored. Frank Field’s article in the Telegraph setting out the three big things – deficit and debt, immigration, EU – facing us, received no comment at all from the major parties.
Canada had a very similar problem some years ago. An incoming government took the drastic action of cutting spending to align it with tax-take in one fell swoop. Some departments had their budgets cut by 60%. Within two years, the economy was growing again, and all was well – people very quickly adapted to the new reality, and got on with it.
I have relations who have close links with both Canada and Britain, and live in both. They rate Canada by far the better place to live currently.
New Zealanders may tell a similar tale – NZ is the emigrants’ destination of choice.
Whoever takes power after the election – don’t mess about, sort it out. Faffing about is, in the long run, fair to nobody.
what the fuck do you care?
another political tourist bullshitting about something he only knows about second hand
So I’ve upset a troll’s apple cart.
Good.
canada is a lovely country to live …combines the best of the US with the old day niceties of the uk…I’ve been to most of it and toronto remains for me the real treat.
sorry
http://www.loonyparty.com/index.php?page=manifestoproposals-1
Here we go. What have I been saying? Libdems could edge labour into second. brown’s strategy of cozying to Clegg could backfire massivley, and what do we see.
hohohohohohoho
Of course, that libdem boucne will soften, but not that much, and it’s a snowball – a credibility issue is overcome. Labour votes are going to fucking cascade to the libdems, and that’s just fine for Dave. The marginals he cares about are lab/tory, not tory/libdem
Oh Gordon, you great big fucking useless, useless fucker.
next week’s debate is going to be terrific, and there won’t be a third.
Here’s hoping!
And it looks like the prosecutors have over-ruled strathclyde plod (bent division) and are after Purcell and his corrupt buddies
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/apr/16/glasgow-stephen-purcell-drug-police
Will the dirt begin to come out? SNP are going to hammer labour in scotland, libdems hammer them in the inner cities, tories in the shires and suburbs.
It’s a perfect storm.
And there in the eye of the hurricane we spy Gordon, hoping from foot to foot, desperate ofr a whizz ‘cus everybody is picking on him and his blackmailing buddies aren’t ther eto help him.
And the question remains – who put Gordon where he is today? Who pushed him up the greased pole? Who took this massive failure, and made him PM?
And why?
It was n’ae me.
I’d like to take most of the credit for pushing
it upGordon.Mein Führer, The offensive to retake Antwerp began with your love bombing of Nick Clegg..
Mein Führer, I have to report…. I have to say.. that ..well…it is just…THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING.!.THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!…
A firm hand and the Almighty will see the Labour Party through!
Ed Milliband is being far too complacent with his re – constituted Doncaster North seat. He has not set foot in Donny fo over a month and is rarely there anyway, as he mistakenly thinks his seat is a given.
Think again
The world turned upside down in Doncaster with the expulsion of a labour mayor for Peter Davies’ English Democrats. This is hardly mentioned, but its hard to describe the seismic shift in local politics that is. Its like Henley electing the Socialist Workers Party.
Beware O minister for tidal change your arrogance and treachery:
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Milibandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away”.
to Donny station and back to London, never to set foot here again.
apologies PBS
The Doncaster Mayor is a very interesting bloke. Heard him a few months ago relating how they had so many councillors they had formed sectarian groupings and the council had to have people to sort them out. He is a great beleiver in fewer councillors not more.
I also read there is a real attempt to oust him so he deserves great praise. If what we know about the way embedded Labour activists will stop at no obscene act to discredit an opponent, then God knows what it’s like for the Doncaster Mayor.
“The Doncaster Mayor” – its a revivalist tale.
A recent TV report suggested the grass roots changes he was making might well lead on to a wider clean sweep. Most times its the hard work at local level that lays foundations for big upsets.
Long live The Doncaster Mayor”
I will be elsewhere, waiting for the Hodge or Elsby moment….hopefully.
Just donated £50 !
Go on son…. get rid of that cancer in our politics
Yeh but yeh but wouldn`t it be great for Balls to be nxt Liebour leader they would never see power again ho ho ho
I’d like to castrate Ed Balls, and I don’t mean metaphorically.
If there are any millionaires reading, can you please donate half a mill to Calvert? We want that arsehole kicked out.
Excellent….we won’t be hearing from you for a while then?
Things must be bad Martin when you are reduced to saying positive things about Clegg….. What about Gordon?
PS you forgot to mention Ashcroft.
PPS Do try a little less cut and pasting -it’s one of the top 5 reasons for wrist strain. Perhaps you are familiar with some of the more popular causes?
I’ve given £5. and if it gets rid of balls then it will be the best thing i’ve spent money on in the past five minutes.
Balls deep in Brown hole
I’ll tell you where I’ll be for the Balls moment. Getting pissed out of my head and celebrating as McDoom and his band of Hunts are thrown out!
frankly I don’t give a monkeys where I am but what a moment to relish….balls reduced to oblivion…that smug creepy smile wiped off his face along with the scumbags that rule alongside the moron gurner
Brown/Balls/Mandy/McBride-a night to remember.Good luck to Calvert and his growing army of backers.
£10 sent – looking forward to seeing the emasculation of Mr Balls without anaesthetic.
Alfred of Wessex