April 15th, 2010

The ANTI Spin Room


  1. 1
    anti = feeble says:

    by which you mean you’re own spin room
    way to ‘outwit’ the media by following them Mr Fawkes

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    concrete pump says:

    Nice one Guido, i don’t think i can bear to watch the actual event, so i’ll just watch your Anti spin room feed.

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    Prof. Pedant says:

    I don’t think he meant, ‘You are own spin room’. Meaningless really.

    I suppose you meant, ‘Your own spin room’

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    I hate spin and don’t engage in it personally. I wish all these other fucks would do the same

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    Steve Expat says:

    Anyone know where one can watch a live web feed from abroad?

    Bloody Icelandic volcano…!

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    GF, When the action starts, are you running it like the normal Live Chat?

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    c.eng says:

    Me too. I only want to watch if Grorgon erupts and grounds all flights.

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    this should please the anal twat says:

    I don’t think he meant, ‘prof’. Meaningless really.

    I suppose you meant, ‘Professor

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    Good Plan Batman says:


    Nice one Guido

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    Good Plan Batman says:

    Also Laura K is beautiful.

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    even bigger anal twat says:

    you missed a ‘

    I suppose you meant ‘professor’

  12. 12
    biggest anal twat says:

    You should be capitalised with a Y.

    And you forgot the full stop.

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    the no spin drone says:

    Pretending to be “anti” spin is in itself obvious spin.

    Exactly like Blair when he said “now is not the time for sound-bites” and then promptly fed the media a sound-bite.

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    the most massive anal twat ever says:


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    ANTI Spin room means fuck off says:

    The host has disabled reader comments.

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    Whats a twitter and whats a spinroom ?

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    in a word says:


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    I want the whole debate to focus on expences

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    Anonymous says:

    With the general election campaign underway, here are some ideas for questions to ask candidates about Common Purpose: http://tinyurl.com/yj6gtqm

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    Dave says:

    Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
    I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
    I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
    And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs,
    Clowns to the left of me,
    Jokers to the right, here I am,
    Stuck in the middle with you.

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    Steve Expat says:

    looks like Skynews at the moment – this debate is on ITV, their own feed doesn’t work outside the UK.

    BBCR4 and R5L audio standbys…

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    Cassius says:

    Cassius notes that John Prescott has just used twitter to post a spoof poster of Cameron flying in a supposedly private jet.. with the caption “Private Sector Always lets you down”.

    Which would be fine, if the aircraft in the picture wasnt a British military one, being flown by two RAF pilots in Uniform.

    That’s going to be popular!

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    Good Plan Batman says:

    We peons have to sit this one out I think

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    Jonah's a fucking cunt says:

    Brown’s gonna fuck it up tonight big time! I can feel it! For all the coaching Herr Mandelson will have given him, just one well timed and delivered joke will spark his temper and it’ll all be over for ZaNew Liebore.

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    The Sleeper says:

    Jesus…Did anyone see Sarah Brown leaving the hotel with Bruin just now?

    She looks more like Mrs Blobby every day….just Gawd awful.

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    Article 38 says:

    I actually want to see Gordon wet himself live on national TV. I’m sure it’s possible.

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    iain says:


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    I Am Batman says:


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    Fony Blair says:

    Charlie Whelan admits on Sky News (Boulton @ 19.25) that over 30% of Unite Members are undecided on who to vote for. Supposedly the backbone of the Labour movement!!

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    Mr Plum says:

    Anyone expecting a bit of a dust up tonight

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    Nick2 says:

    Try http://www.itv.com/electiondebate/

    It’s being covered on BBC:R4 as well, and apparently iPlayer radio streams can be listened to from anywhere.

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    nell says:

    Only 30%?!! – methinks he jests!!

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    Boz says:

    These are all very insightful, very intellectual comments, aren’t they folks ?

    If this is all the electorate thinks, then they get the lousy governments they so justly deserve for being so bloody thick !

    MODERN TIMES IN MUDSHIRES – THE BLOG at http://rocketspage.wordpress.com

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    Fony Blair says:

    Maybe the other 70% have already decided to vote Tory!!? :-)

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    Sarah Tweets says:

    Gordon just gone to the loo again, thats the sixth time in last hour. Asked him what he was doing in there and he shouted that he ‘was getting on with the job’

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    nell says:

    Not much chance of that. All questions have had to be submitted prior to the debate and agreed by all three parties.

    I suspect there’s only going to be about bine questions in all – something along the lines of ……….’if you were in power would you fund the budget for heating the swimming pool at Chequers’

    Nothing too alarming for gordon you understand!!

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    Purpleline says:

    Where is Bill O’Reilly and the no spin zone

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    George Osborne says:

    David Cameron has just farted

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    Yorkie says:

    As long as you remember that no politician never ever tells the truth, then you are perfectly safe and in no need of a spin or anti spin room. Remember they all talk bollocks…. here endeth the lesson.

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    nell says:

    Or hopefully UKIP in Buckingham and perhaps the party who shall not be named in, Barking, is it?? Oh and I don’t care who wins in morley and outwood as long as it isn’t balls!!!

    And PS I hope esther wins in Luton South!!!

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    I Am Batman says:

    Nick Clegg has had a colostomy bag fitted for tonight.

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    Jonty Pryor says:

    The bookmakers rarely get these things wrong, and now David Cameron is 6/4 favourite to wet himself live on television. Gordon Brown is at 5/2 to drop the ‘F’ bomb at some stage in the proceedings. After a huge surge in large bets, bookies are now offering just 14-1, down from 66-1, that Alistair Stewart will refer to Nick Clegg by the correct name all the way through – has someone been watching him rehearse perhaps?

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    No comments? Guido, I hope you have a live blog set up for later? We need to rant. A nation’s windowlickers need an outlet.

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    nell says:

    No! Let’s hope I’m wrong!

    I suppose that gordon’s brought his own entorage of 300 plus people with him including mandy, sarah, darling, balls, whelan, yvette plus the rest so that they can silently will him on!!!

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    Wavy Davy is Cloney Blair says:

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    Lord Prescott of Pie Arse Squared says:

    When I give Trace a feel
    She says it’s just like an eel
    It’s a Moray

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    liar says:

    you said you weren’t watching liar

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    McDoom's a goner says:

    Jonah spent his whole life wanting to be Prime Minister, only to find he’s fucking shit at the job. Half the country hate him, and in 3 weeks he’ll be out on his arse, after which his beard will get a quickie divorce, and he’ll spend the rest of his days a bitter twisted man with no one wanting his memoirs or lectures. You’d need a heart of stone not to laugh.

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    c.eng says:

    Thought there was some deep meaning to ‘bine questions’ like binary code or summat, but then noticed that b is next to n on my keyboard.

    I’m sure you’re right it’s going to be ‘dead boring’ unless McDoom goes mental.

    Here’s hoping.

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    SamCam says:

    I coming out!

    to support dave

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    Anon says:

    your blogs shit

  52. 52
    mongbleat chump says:

    on your balls George

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    I Am Batman says:

    Gordon Brown, David Cameron, Nick Clegg.

    Otherwise known as;

    The Penguin
    The Riddler
    and The Joker

    This is how I will deal with these criminals good taxpayers of Gotham!

    Vote Batman for PM!

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    Heart of Stone says:

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! etc

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    Hi! Jonty Still Sucking Cock ?

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    Brown and out says:

    Oh mine is made of the hardest granite with a smattering of Iceland’s finest volcanic dust.

    I want this utter c*unt out and today is the first step.

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    tony & cherie says:


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    Nick2 says:

    Only half of the country?

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    Cameron The Barbarian says:

    Sneak peak of how David Cameron is preparing for tonights debate behind the scenes:

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    When the sweat from my crack
    starts to run down my sack
    thats amore

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    ..and R5 (AM mayt).

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    I give up! epic fail tonight from me.

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    Mr Plum says:

    I hear gordon sent the Icelandic government a handwritten note demanding our cash back

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    If only half the country hate him
    that means he’s in with a shout !

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    …a more reliable gas supplier than the Russians.

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    stun says:

    You annoyed me, so I left you a comment

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    Jock "Jocky" McJock of Jockland says:

    Coont me oot!

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    Purpleline says:

    Does that mean he has not finished filling in their postal votes for them. Unite political officers slacking

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    Put 10 quid on me getting banned says:

    I’ll get banned straight away for asking Laura K what colour knickers she has got on lol

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    where’s the feckin live blog Fawkes?

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    Totally agree…who the fuck wants to read what some wet BBC employee thinks?…or political luvvies? FFS Guido get yer finger out. So much for democracy.

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    Engineer says:

    That would be the Lib Dems, surely? All those lentils and bean sprouts…

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    Anonymous says:

    Does tvcatchup.com not work outside the UK, Mr Expat?

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    I could do with a shit !
    Wheres your Blog ?

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    Laura says:

    Black(open crotch)

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    Conan The Librarian says:

    Oiiiii, your fucking book’s overdue. Bring it in or I’ll cut off your bollocks. Uzi 9mm.

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    Put 10 quid on me getting banned says:


    Who put money on Clegg and Cameron winning tonight?

    I did on Betfair.

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    …edible? auction on Ebay?

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    Engineer says:

    Anybody got the feeling that there’s been far more debate ABOUT the debate than there will be during it? PM even had a brief feature on what to eat and drink during it.

    Never has there been so much expectation and hype about a bit of waffle. Hope one of them punches another one – that would liven it up a bit.

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    RavingMad says:

    so here we have it democracy at it’s best – all can have a say except the people

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    DOES ANYBODY WANT TO USE MY BLOG ? anybody ?hum, no, are you sure ? hum says:

    “Boz no mates” you dont appear to have any comments on your blog
    Unlike Guido who has ten’s of thousands
    is that why you’ve come here ?

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    Engineer says:

    Modded – try again.

    Anybody got the feeling that there’s been far more debate ABOUT the debate than there will be during it? PM even had a brief feature on what to eat and dri*k during it.

    Never has there been so much expectation and hype about a bit of waffle. Hope one of them punches another one – that would liven it up a bit.

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    Put 10 quid on me getting banned says:

    Ooops wrong betting site I meant Smarkets lol

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    Put 10 quid on me getting banned says:

    Ooops wrong site I meant S m arkets lol

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    Laura says:

    I’ll wear them for a few days first

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    David Cameron has finally finished disinfecting himself after being forced to shake hands with some working class members of this evening’s audience. It took him forty three minutes.

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    Put 10 quid on me getting banned says:

    Why didn’t they decide to have a caged death match between the three and who ever comes out alive is the next PM.

    It would be entertaining!

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    PFI is Gordon, Gordon is PFI says:

    Wibble Wobble Waddle!!

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    nell says:

    As I said to you o tye last thread – I did!! I am sitting here with my book and I’m bored! That’s why I’m blogging!! These young things writing, what’s it called??, chick lit, think they know everything about everything. Harold Robbins was far more exciting!

    Will I watch it? ——well……………….maybe the first few minutes. To be honest I’m curious now about this format they keep talking about because it sounds so stifling of normal debate

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    A large shot of anti depressant for Mr Brown !

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    Brown and out says:

    The man who somehow got into No 10 is soon ,very soon within the next hour,to be found out.

    This will be like the rubber neckers on the motorway watching the crash on the other side – as we watch this utter excrement try to pretend he is a quarter sane.

    This man Brown will be so doped up with d*rugs,he will be a mincing Boots The Chemist for the next 90 minutes.

    Watch as he grins,scowls,blinks,stares,frowns and gradually loses the reality his d*rugs provide.

    That’s the big problem – he can only just last the 30 minutes of PMQ’s and that’s with the woman behind handing him all the notes.

    Going DOWN – Brown.

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    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    SSKKWEEEEEEETT!!! (flapflap) (skrittle) VOTEOLDHOLBORN!!!

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    Cheese Lover says:

    Waqtching a Sky movie atm. But I had a look at the TV guide, for interest. Do you realise this ITV thing goes on for AN HOUR AND A HALF!!!!!

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    Dack Blog says:

    Vino. Snacks. Game on!

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    PFI is Gordon, Gordon is PFI says:

    It won’t be ‘Big Jobs’ – Twice round the bowl and pointer at both ends, it’ll be ‘eye of a needle’ job!!

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    axe the BBC says:

    If these media whores mention the BMP Guido will you be censoring their comments?

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    Anonymous says:

    Will Brown masturbate under the pressure?

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    Who are all these strange northern folk?

    What is this peculiar channel? OH! a cat on a roof!

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    The Sleeper says:

    “Lord Ashdown says there is a “touch of the Obamas” about Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg.”

    What’s that then Paddy…brown,slippery and down the toilet?

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    Anonymous says:

    In the logo at the top,Clegg’s never looked like that in his life! It’s Chris Christopherson.

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    …but ITV would miss it anyway. Hope they’ve deprogramed the ad breaks.

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    Brown has to stand to
    his left because he only has one eye

    as reported by the BBC

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    nell says:

    Mummy sarah has just taken gordon from his hotel to the tv studio. 10 seconds and counting!

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    Cheese Lover says:

    Woody Allen’s Radio Days on TCM at 9 O’clock.

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    Alistair Stewart is pissed again. Will be driving home again no doubt.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Wasn’t there a chewing gum called chicklit?

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    How’s your blog TAT
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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    Fuck, they all look like shit.

    Clegg looks like a thunderbird puppet

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    Jonah's a fucking cunt says:

    Here we go. Jonah will fuck up!

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    Fuck it looks like an episode of 15 to 1

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    A brave attempt. well done.

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    nell says:

    Gordon and body language – knuckles and slicing hand movements and that lantern jaw!!!

    cameron apologising for the expenses scandal and talking about debts


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    Nice lipstick too.

    Dave looks okay and…

    hehe. Gorgon was looking around constantly at the audience, left, right, left right. Dave is looking into the camera and talking to us at home.

    Score one for Dave.

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    QWERTY says:

    The mong looks fucking bonkers

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    Osama Ya Mama says:

    oooooooooooo por de lub oof allah WHY

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    McPsychoNutjob promises a crack down on chefs.

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    Broon tie problem – that’s 50k votes lost

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Brown i want to control immigration
    fuck you Brown you’ve only had 13 years dick brain !

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    QWERTY says:

    Someone just shoot the one eyed gay jock mong

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    Busted nokia says:

    it is going to be rather strange having many msm commentators commenting on an anti msm politics site.. :-)

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    Dack Blog says:

    Almost feel for them – it must be terrifying.

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    nell says:

    gordon has introduced a points system for immigration to make sure that we only get skilled workers!!!!

    That’s why we have all these tented cities of unskilled workers living in the countryside then kikking off the swans and fishing the rivers clean causing such environmentsal damage!!!

    What a liar!!!!

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    Samantha Fox says:

    Brown is going to blow tonight!

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    Mai tais here – what’s everyone else drinking?

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    Dismal Dave definitely dresses to the left – shouldn’t have see-through lecturns.

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    DameIreneWard says:

    No immigrants from outside the EU, bad news for Indian and Chinese restaurants!

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    QWERTY says:

    Fucking jock wanker, he’s bonkers. STOP immigration from Scotland.

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    Samantha Fox says:

    Here we go lies on figures, classic broon.

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    City of Vice says:

    Fucking hell it looks and sounds like a game show….hope it gets better…Brown talking bollocks about ordinary blokes and birds he’s met here or there…sounds a right twat

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    Meeja spin says:

    “brown sounds like he’s rushing to get all his facts in”

    FACTS! FACTS! is that what ou call them!

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    QWERTY says:

    ID cards for foreign workers, did Baroness Scotland know about that then?

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    Live tellie’s great – I miss all that shit. Kwality adrenalin rush, and a real incentive to be BRILLIANT.

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    Dack Blog says:

    40 year old black man?

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    Samantha Fox says:

    ‘Black man’ bit un pc dave!

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    c.eng says:

    Immigration is falling according to the Mong.

    God he looks bad.

    Can anyone understand what he’s saying

    Cameron sounds good, he’s good at this stand up stuff without notes

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    Anonymous says:

    Clegg wants to spread the enrichment all over the country.

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    Dack Blog says:

    or the NHS contractors

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    nell says:

    Immigration is falling according to broon – well not in Peterborough!!

    And let’s not forget that broon has just cut his border control staff by 30%

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    City of Vice says:

    fucking classic that was

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    Samantha Fox says:

    First cock up by dave, that will get picked out.

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    QWERTY says:

    I hear one eye has to stand at one end as he can’t see what the fuck is going on. Clegg really is fucking shite. Has St Vince got his hand up Nick’s arse?

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    concrete pump says:

    That will be the only comment then, i was going to disagree with Anon’s comment just to be contrary, but then i went to his blog……………………….which is shit.

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    nell says:

    gordon’s tractor stats are not facts they are mostly lies!!!

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    QWERTY says:

    Cameron comes across the best early on followed by Clegg. But the Mong looks out of it.

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    I love Laura K says:

    Brown is on the ropes already

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    c.eng says:

    No babies being treated because of good and bad immigration, acc to Clegg

    Load of Limp Dem twaddle

    Gorgon’s got it all under control

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    QWERTY says:

    Big fines, like Baroness Scotland?

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    He also told a chef
    that no chef from outside the EU can come here
    have alook in the tens of thousands of curry houses
    all full of immigrants from outside the EU

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    is Broon deaf as well as half blind?

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    zorro says:

    Brown talking bollocks – Labour got rid of embark controls completely in 1997/8, the Tories got rid of seaport embark controls in 1994. More bollocks 40,000 less students. The last quarter of 2009 and the whole of 2009 saw a massive increase in students…look at the Home Office stats….

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    QWERTY says:

    The mong hates it when he hasn’t got fucking shit stabber Bercow to back him up

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    Nick2 says:

    Oh dear, Gordon’s already misbehaving!

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    Lookee Brown as CMD is talking, frantic notes – he knows he’s fluffed the first five minutes.

    Clegg says he was treating premature babies. Which is nice.

    Ooooh, Cleggie has one of those face where the profile doesn’t fit the front. His profile is actually less tedious then the smarmy front.

    We have to tighten up on the number of skills we have in this country? Really Gordon? Well you’re doing well that you moronic scots mong.

    Stop interrupting Gordon. Stick to your rules nutjob….

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    Samantha Fox says:

    Only allow immigrants manchester, but not to Newcastle, how do you make sure they stay ther fuckwit?

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    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Brown is fantastically shite

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    c.eng says:

    The Mong is in breakdown already, he’s all wound up

    Voice starting to wobble

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    Dack Blog says:

    temperature’s rising…

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    zorro says:

    Brown getting rattled…he’s realised what he said was wrong

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Cameron rattled McBust then
    he started to stutter and interupt
    now he is trying to get clegg on board against cameron !

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    Samantha Fox says:

    Brown cannot shut up, has to interrupt, looks a twat

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    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Gordon’s getting oiky. The heads started moving a lot – he keeps interrupting. He’s a complete wanker…oh. and a liar.

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    Crazy Daisy says:

    Feck me Broon is difficult towatch without thinking about getting a contract on him!

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    Stilton Muffler says:

    Nokia incoming

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    Dack Blog says:

    early days but i’m liking clegg

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    QWERTY says:

    Someone stop the mong interrupting

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    Busted nokia says:

    poor chap, promoted way beyond his ability

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    Nick2 says:

    Nice to hear Dave mention welfare reform!

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    nell says:

    broon is talking absolute rubbish – look at Peterborough – we are taking hundreds every week from the EU eastern invasion. They have no skills – they are only interested in welfare and they are ending up living in tented cities in our countryside.

    How does this reflect gordon’s immigration system that is ‘only letting in skilled labour’??

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    QWERTY says:

    Thieving northern bastards

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    c.eng says:

    Dave’s got Nick on the ropes, how to stop people moving around from place to place.

    Obviously geography police from the Lib Dems

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    Dack Blog says:

    dave’ll have me blubbing in a minute

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    QWERTY says:

    Skilled is defined as being able to manage to vote Liebour.

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    Yawn says:

    Same old shit.
    Most will turn over after half an hour of this crap.

    It will have given Clegg far more exposure and boost the grassroots vote of Lab and Con but that’s about it.

    The polls won’t be shifting seismically because of this bore-fest.

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    QWERTY says:

    Can we stop the fucking celts from coming down here then?

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    A quick gurn at clegg over wasted millions

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    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Is Brown jumping around or is my telly picture fucked?

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    Nick2 says:

    Even Police say we don’t need more Police. They need less paperwork & more prisons

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    Telegraph Leak says:

    and so is Cameron

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    Hey Dave’s pretty good at this eh? Fair play to the soggy soft social democrat fucker, he can play this game well.

    it isn’t easy – armchair enthusiasts out there, not to brag or bluster, but I have done live talking head telly stuff, waaay back, and it really is a LOT harder than it looks, it seriously is. Just getting your points out, in order, without saying “fuck”, without umming and arring, I think it is the mark of a quick, disciplined mind. Dave’s good, and it’s not just PR. It’s about responding, reacting, evaluating.

    We’ve got to have effective policing? Got to have responsiblity mong? Where the fuck have you been for 13 years? it’s the only fucking question anyone needs to ask – Gordon, where have you been the past 13 years?

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    Madame Dale says:

    Bercow the conservative

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    Engineer says:

    Some of dubious legality.

    Illegal immigrants, and what to do about them, not mentioned.

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    Anonymous says:

    Brown has just repeated the 80% time spent of the streets claim which got criticised by the advertising watchdog… amazing.

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    nell says:

    gordon’s body language looking increasingly more tense and strange!!

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    Adam Boulton Is A Legend says:

    This is boring hopefully Sky one is better and Adam cracks some jokes next week.

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    Angela's Merkin says:

    Cleggy is very ‘student politician’ – hardly surprising.

    The ties tell a funny story: Clegg’s is gold, tied in a plausible attempt at a Windsor knot.

    Ditto Brown’s – a vision in LGBT lilac.

    Cameron has a less formal knot – certainly not the one he was taught to use at Eton. It is matched to the exact Pantone shade of sky-blue that they use in their election maildrops (balanced with a Spring-green).

    As to content; more interested in the staging. I’d wager that the priority in this early moot is simply not to come out the obvious loser. Pabulum for the party faithful – the attack dogs can wait until later (or be left to do their damage out of sight).

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    c.eng says:

    Clegg is so wet. Now he’s starting to talk about ‘Your money’ Ho Ho

    The Gorgon says we’ve got to effective policing after 13 years, the arsehole.

    Dave has identified the drug problem, that should upset Grogon

  188. 188
    Dack Blog says:

    cut back on the anecdotes dave

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    yup – the point I have made for decades: sort welfare, and you sort immigration.

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    Busted nokia says:

    Dave seems to know quite a bit about drugs..

  191. 191
    City of Vice says:

    Brown’s going to lose this big time. Unlike the others he doesn’t just have to explain what Labour proposes to do in future, but has to justify their serial fuck-ups over the last 13 years

  192. 192
    QWERTY says:

    Brown’s head looks deformed

  193. 193
    zorro says:

    My father ….oh for FFS

  194. 194
    Stilton Muffler says:

    Nerves controlling the pace – way too fast

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    Lol. Gordon is sweating. The Classic.

  196. 196
    nell says:

    Oh God! Gordon’s back to his father!!! Wait for the moral compass!!!! Lies and then More Lies!!!

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    Ted Bundy says:

    This really is a load of boring old shite. They might as well show back to back party political broadcasts. It’s completely sterile and has no vibe, it’s just the political class waffling amongst themselves. Time to switch over.

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    QWERTY says:

    Clegg is waffling

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    no longer anonymous says:

    “Debate” is boring and formulaic.

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    Anonymous says:

    is he the druggie or the telephone sex septic ?

  201. 201
    Busted nokia says:

    a shame Gordon didn’t listen to his fathers sermons on the prudence of Joseph (advising
    pharaoh on the 7 years of plenty and 7 of famine).

  202. 202

    Brown is spouting the same old shit
    it’s just like a re run of PMQ’s
    total crap !

  203. 203
    QWERTY says:

    Easy then Clegg, CASTRATE the fuckers.

  204. 204
    QWERTY says:

    Oh shut up mong.

  205. 205
    limesmoothie says:

    Gordon’s solution to crime – more youth clubs? And claiming that Cons wouldn’t fund police? He can’t string a bloody coherent sentence together.

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    Stilton Muffler says:

    what the fuck was that

  207. 207
    Ashcroft mention number 1 says:


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    Brown Meltdown Imminent says:

    Brown has lost the plot just look at him omg lol he is going to go postal any minute

  209. 209
    c.eng says:

    The Gorgon’s father is to blame apparently.

    How hilarious Clegg says talk is all very well.Ho Ho Ho We’ve got to something different apparently.

    Now Ashcroft is in play hehehe

  210. 210
    zorro says:

    No Gorgon your face looks bloody weird

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    I’m enjoying this, but it will be the next one that really tells. Gordon’s already ballsed this up and he’s looking like he’s trying to avoid pissing himself, hopping from foot to foot. *Next* week he’ll have to come back and face the fear again. And he’ll be on his trough – he’s been on his UP, next week he wil be on his DOWN.


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    Nick2 says:

    8.56 Lord Ashcroft!

  213. 213
    QWERTY says:

    Shut up mong

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    Ashcroft ! brown you are a twat
    Brown is now Fucking asking the Questions !

  215. 215
    Sarahsoembarrassed says:

    Lot of fidgeting! Jerky movements = nuts

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    QWERTY says:

    Cameron should get Charlie Whelan in.

  217. 217
    DameIreneWard says:

    This is becoming a travelogue along the lines of “I went to Reading/Crosby/etc.,” and met. Any policy guys?

  218. 218
    c.eng says:

    Dave’s on a roll. Gorgon’s rolling toward meltdown.

  219. 219
    ROTHSCHILD says:

    My 3 minions are following my script spot on. I will reward them for this.

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    Policeman in a Lexus says:

    that should please the police by painting them as profligate money wasters

  221. 221
    pigs in space says:

    78 grand for a Lexus?

    screw that, fire up the the quattro

  222. 222
    City of Vice says:

    Lord Ashcroft – first mention – Brown sticking to his handlers foibles

  223. 223
    QWERTY says:

    The mong has just been taught to spout crappy one liners.

  224. 224
    c.eng says:

    This is shit chairing, cutting across CMD repeatedly

  225. 225
    beginnning to sound squeaky dave says:

    cameron’s getting more petulant and letting brown wind him up

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    Nick Clegg is on top form

  227. 227
    QWERTY says:

    You can get a good used Quattro for a fraction of the price.

  228. 228

    you can’t airbrush your policies
    who the fuck wrote his script ?
    all the key digs are comming out
    What next you clown ?

  229. 229
    c.eng says:

    As it’s true who gives a shit.

  230. 230
    Brown Meltdown Imminent says:

    Brown can’t shut his gob what a dick, not so brave when he hasn’t got Bercow or Martin to save him

  231. 231
    Stilton Muffler says:

    Brown is smearing live, both Dave and his undies

  232. 232
    nell says:

    Gordon back to daddy’s moral compass again!!! Oh God!!!

  233. 233
    Ted Bundy says:

    The best knot for all three of them would be a one tied by Albert Pierpoint.

  234. 234
    Busted nokia says:

    how is the plasma TV Gordon?

  235. 235
    c.eng says:

    Brown the flipper was shocked. It would have upset his father can you believe

  236. 236
    Bob Dole says:

    Chancellor debate was infinity better than this ****.

  237. 237
    Dack Blog says:

    another parent reference from Gorgon. no wonder he need sarah following him around like a care in the community minder

  238. 238
    pigs in space says:

    right of recall – pure crap, right to string up the bastards, that’s what we want

  239. 239
    julian gardner says:

    blind man talking

    shes got a wonky gob!!!!

  240. 240
    Brown Meltdown Imminent says:

    I’m not a bully, I just won’t let you get a word in edge ways ffs lol

  241. 241

    Brown was shocked by exes? Where’s your first home you crooked scots cünt?

  242. 242
    nell says:

    gordon looking terribly tense and smacking the side of his hands about!!!

    cameron and clegg doing really well!

  243. 243
    Pedants nightmare,go on and have a neck twisting night says:

    sheeps,deers, mooses,pince-nezs

  244. 244
    City of Vice says:

    Gordon (on MPs expenses): ‘I was shocked, honest guv….’ – ha fucking ha!

    Recall troughing MPs? How about jailing some of the bastards for corruption.

  245. 245
    zorro says:

    Gorgon saying how well he was brought off…sorry up……Cameron managing to avoid saying how much he troughed

  246. 246
    m.ong says:

    as was Cameron the flipper

  247. 247
    Dack Blog says:

    expenses wasn’t an ‘episode’, dave. and him claiming he got his mps to pay back BEFORE they got dipped in the shit is a big mistake

  248. 248
    Samantha Fox says:

    And met a chinky man, oops

  249. 249
    Ashcroft mention number 2 says:


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    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Clegg is saying the same thing to every question

  251. 251
    Brown Meltdown Imminent says:

    I bet his Brother wasn’t shocked when bunging that couple of grand for dusting down Gordon’s book shelves.

  252. 252
    Ted Bundy says:

    Cameron talks about expence cheats but he was one of the largest claiments for his 1 million pound second home in Whitney. Atta boy David.

  253. 253
    Dack Blog says:

    lots of ‘agreeing with nick’ stuff from brown. wonder why?

  254. 254

    Clegg’s getting away with murder he’s walking all over the other two
    but there again he can say what he wants he’ll never get in !

  255. 255
    Stilton Muffler says:

    Brown really has taken Charlie Whelans advioce on how to play this

  256. 256
    tremulous voice dave says:


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    c.eng says:

    Cleggy comes across as lightweight.

    McGroon is big friends with Nick apparently.

    Good point Dave, Gordon’s had 13 years.

  258. 258
    Ted Bundy says:

    Whats happened to the audience? Is everybody dead?

  259. 259
    Crazy Daisy says:

    Same old shit from Gorgon

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    WTF have heredities got to do with anything? The house of bloody lords is the only part of westminster that works.

  261. 261


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    nell says:

    gordon is losing by his multiple mentions of his daddy –

    Yes cameron says he will cut the Hoc and the Hol……..why hasn’t labour done that in the last 13 years??!!!

    Labour won’t do it if they are elected next time around!!!

  263. 263
    albacore says:

    All the pie in the sky
    It’s just one big fat lie
    That’s our Gordie

    And if Camo’s true blue
    Why’s he gobbling EU?
    That’s a Tory?

  264. 264
    On Harman Pride's dossier says:

    Clegg left by the wayside after a good start. Dave vs. Gordo now, the stutter’s there – just wind him up and make him lose it on national telly.

    Go on Dave!

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    the rule say no laughter no applause – and they have guns turned on them. I expect.

  266. 266
    Brown Meltdown Imminent says:

    Cameron is losing this now, might rename myself Cameron Meltdown Imminent lol.

  267. 267

    Brown trying to move it on past expences !

  268. 268
    Stilton Muffler says:

    Clegg – holier than thou twat

  269. 269
    Bob Dole says:

    DCs estimate of 8 questions looks a bit optimistic.

  270. 270
    c.eng says:

    Nick does support me, I tell you. Shut up Nick

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    Ah Dave, you’re no fool. Let the pair of them tear chunks off each other and then walk in as the voice of reason.

  272. 272
    Brown Meltdown Imminent says:

    Nick Griffin thanks the big three for the votes.

  273. 273
    Old Archer says:

    So careful to call breaking the law the rules.

  274. 274
    c.eng says:

    Cleggy is absolutely dismayed with his friend hehehe

  275. 275
    Stilton Muffler says:

    Brown is dire

  276. 276
    Dack Blog says:

    ah… education. here we go

  277. 277

    i would rather have Hereditary peers than a house full of Browns bum chums

  278. 278
    Brown Meltdown Imminent says:

    Nigel Farage is also rubbing his hands together

  279. 279

    Why’s the kid got a coaster on his head?

  280. 280
    Nick says:

    The man from Golders Green

  281. 281
    Dack Blog says:

    good question

  282. 282
    City of Vice says:

    Gordon’s maths don’t add up? How many MPs get more than 50% of the vote in their constituencies. Brown has just said that they won’t be allowed into Parliament unless they reach that threshold. WTF is he on about.

  283. 283
    Brown Meltdown Imminent says:

    Baroness Uddin would not agree

  284. 284
    c.eng says:

    Educashun has improved over 13 yrs hohoho

    Some young twat says he’s over examined. He has no idea of what real exams are.

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  286. 286

    Hang on the debate was just getting heated on expences then Brown tryed to move it on and they did !
    Has granada been nobbled by Labour as well ?

  287. 287
    c.eng says:

    Very unlikely that he went to the local comp.

  288. 288

    dunno mate, I am thoroughly anti-cameron, but he’s doing well. If I see any chaneg in party advantage here, it will be pro lidem dem, anti labour, for one thing because brown is showing his naked partisanship, not shy about screwing Clegg at all. The Libdems must remember: you *cannot* trust labour!

  289. 289
    Fedupwithsocialism says:

    My wife just made me turn the debate off because I was swearing at the Mentalist and waking the kid and annoying the neighbours. Fucking one-eyed scotch commie twat. If ZaNULiebore get back in I’m leaving this country.

  290. 290
    Gormless Clown says:

    Supposed to be a hat but granny ran out of wool

  291. 291

    he’s a tea pot lid !

  292. 292
    Brown Meltdown Imminent says:

    Clegg has only just realised theres a wide open goal and he can lead the lib dems to becoming the main opposition.

  293. 293
    Busted nokia says:

    Gordon – I thought Mandelson said he would cut University budgets?

  294. 294
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Tory cuts vs Labour investment. Brown is at it again!

  295. 295
    nell says:

    4000 pages of instructions from ed balls to teachers!!!!!

    Bureaucracy! Bureaucracy! Brureaucracy! It’s exactly what gordo believes in!

  296. 296
    c.eng says:

    Every good schools gotta be a good skewl he he he he

    We must not cut let’s double the debt every day

    Good for dave, we need some discipline in schools

  297. 297

    AV – his sop to the libdems. AKA “Fair votes” – more to come on this

  298. 298
    Samantha Fox says:

    The Heeb is the same kid who was on Griffins Question Time, whats that all about?

  299. 299
    RavingMad says:

    this is just a pantomime and the british people deserve better

    brown constantly refering to his parents and his agreement with clegg – he’s even jolly FFS – can’t someone just punch him?

    cameron is not coming across well

    the audience have been stifled – they are engaged to a degree but have to remain silent which just reflects the current political situation in this country – this is not democracy – it is elective dictatorship

  300. 300
    Lord Ashcroft says:

    do you think I should start a blog

  301. 301
    Bob Dole says:

    Head nod from a fat bloke for DC.

  302. 302
    Dack Blog says:

    clegg seems to have done more homework

  303. 303
    julian gardner says:

    all the while this goes on the B m P vote is rising

  304. 304
    Albert Square says:

    twitter room for media fucktards, cool!

  305. 305
    Fedupwithsocialism says:

    He can’t do that because he is unable to see that anything they have done might be a fuck up. Totally deluded.

  306. 306
    c.eng says:

    Big surprise we have a lot of primary kids, I wonder why.

    Good point Dave, The Quango has spent £3m on a massage suite

  307. 307
    Crazy Daisy says:

    Wife’s now voting for Fib Dums! V impressed with Clegg.

    I’m changing channel can’t bear Browns face or gurning for any longer!

  308. 308
    Engineer says:

    What’s a “contemplation suite”?

  309. 309

    Shall we teach all our children to be compulsive liars
    like you gordon ?

  310. 310
    Nick says:

    Lots of primary kids because immigrants are breeding faster then fruit flies.

  311. 311
    Old Archer says:

    he borrowed it off Vince

  312. 312
    nell says:

    Cleggie is right – we need good old fashioned smaller classes!!

    balls has spent £3million putting in extreme comfort into his own offices including a contemplation suite !!!

  313. 313
    Busted nokia says:

    6 billion is a drop in the ocean as to what will have to be saved if the country is to avoid default

  314. 314
    Brown Meltdown Imminent says:

    They still can’t sell them at £0.01

  315. 315
    c.eng says:

    If you turn the sound off, Brown looks quite mad

  316. 316
    pigs in space says:

    if gordon wins (ha ha) the debate (ha ha ha) will he be forced to undergo a drugs test?

  317. 317
    Dack Blog says:

    a very expensive get-out clause for naughty kids. sorry, meant ‘ADHD’ kids

  318. 318
    THE GLIB DUMBS says:

    Where you contemplate having a wank ?

  319. 319
    Dack Blog says:

    Nell – are you turning lib-dem?

  320. 320
    Snotsicle says:

    I think it’s a fancy name for a loo

  321. 321
    Stilton Muffler says:

    Brown way too aggressive

  322. 322
    Brown Meltdown Imminent says:

    Daddy or Mummy probably work in TV

  323. 323
    nell says:

    Watching one’s navel??!!

    I guess it’s what gordon and balls do when they are having their quiet moments!!!

  324. 324
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Sky News reporter: “So Yvette Cooper, how did Mr Brown do?”

    Yvette Cooper: “He was fantastic, completely dominated the debate”

  325. 325
    Busted nokia says:

    nick has a point if the children do not speak the same language

  326. 326
    c.eng says:

    A comfortable toilet

  327. 327
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Where Edd bollocks contemplates
    what jobs he might apply for in june ?

  328. 328
    On Harman Pride's dossier says:

    For straining extra hard when your socialist arsehole gets bunged up with middle-class guilt

  329. 329
    Brown Meltdown Imminent says:

    The drugs high has faded he is becoming paranoid and stringy

  330. 330
    c.eng says:

    You aren’t going to get them in Peterborough are you.

  331. 331
    Stilton Muffler says:

    Here comes Browns list of economists

  332. 332
    Dack Blog says:

    brown is reallly pissing me off banging on about problems in school being about teachers and heads (even tho’ my head is, in fact, a twat). he’s created a system/society that allows the tail to wag the fucking dog. stop giving students/parents all the rights and staff all the responsibility, you twat.

  333. 333
    Stilton Muffler says:

    Rectal prolapse due

  334. 334
    Busted nokia says:

    ok I feel an avalanche of tractor stats raining down on us in the very near future…

  335. 335
    Laura K will you marry me says:

    Someone stop this car crash of a programme

  336. 336
    A mere peasant says:

    McDoom went mental many years ago, although it became most apparent (to everyone, except Tony Blair who could have sacked him) in 1999, when he announced (cleverly) he was going to sell the gold for SFA.

  337. 337
    nell says:

    Nope!!! But I do believe in smaller classes and I really despise the £millions Balls has spent on his own comfort for his own offices in Westminster at the cost of education for our children!!!

  338. 338
    Susie says:

    He meant unless there’s more than a 50% vote against a Labour candidate they won’t be an MP… Simples.

  339. 339
    pigs in space says:

    a glow ball financial recession? wtf does that mean?

  340. 340
    Nick says:

    Anybody have any good jokes to break the tedium of this blah

  341. 341
    Stilton Muffler says:

    How can a 3rd of the electorate vote for this fucker

  342. 342
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Brown is now Scare Monging !

  343. 343
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Go Dave Go !

  344. 344
    c.eng says:

    We’ve been through a Global recession. I’ll be honest with you HoHoHo

    What the fuck has £6Bn to do with £170Bn DEBT

    Good one Dave the Civil Servants now have cred cards to waste our money.

  345. 345
    Sarahsoembarrassed says:

    That’s coz he is

  346. 346
    zorro says:

    Take 6 billion out….lose jobs…..he just doesn’t understand how an economy works. He thinks only the government can spend money to run the economy….oops he’s a socialist….

  347. 347
    SpiralTrance says:

    how do i post in the anti-spin room?

  348. 348
    c.eng says:

    He pays them

  349. 349
    Anonymous says:

    It guts me to say this but Brown is winning this by a mile.

    I’d never have thought it but he shows more gravitas and authority than Dave or Clegg.


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    Dack Blog says:

    vote lib-dem nell. i’m almost won over, esp as there are no decent independent candidates standing in my ward.

  351. 351
    On Harman Pride's dossier says:

    Cameron should attack Brown directly more; too chummy at the mo. The guy’s ruined the country for over a decade – get stuck in!

  352. 352
    pigs in space says:

    no, no one one will stop the programme, and worse yet laura won’t marry you

  353. 353
    Anonymous says:

    Where’s Henry Kelly?

  354. 354
    QWERTY says:

    But it isn’t 170 billion it’s something like 700 billion in total. Oh and where’s my fucking gold you jock fucking twat?

  355. 355
    Busted nokia says:

    cutting up credit cards for the civil servants seems easy enough to implement

  356. 356
    Dack Blog says:


  357. 357
    c.eng says:

    He’s an economic illiterate

    What do you expect from someone with a history degree

  358. 358
    QWERTY says:

    Don’t think so, the mong is just spouting the same old shit he does at the despatch box.

  359. 359
    Old Archer says:

    ha h ha

  360. 360
    A mere peasant says:

    That means the real recession begins in about 8 weeks’ time.

    Strap yourself in, it ain’t gonna be pretty.

  361. 361
    limesmoothie says:

    You speak a world of truth. My head isn’t a twat, he’s old school discipline/uniform/standards so the idle/feckless parents hate him but luckily their response is to keep their kids off school (which makes life easier).

  362. 362
    Laura K will you marry me says:

    Nick Clegg leader of the opposition party 2011

    Labour self implodes quicker than the twin towers after May 6th, Brown knifed in the back and thrown in the gutter.

    Country reluctantly votes Cameron in as PM not because they like him but Tory record with fixing the economy.

    All from my crystal ball.

  363. 363
    QWERTY says:

    Cut off their balls as well.

  364. 364
    QWERTY says:

    Alistair Stewart really is shit.

  365. 365
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    And wheres our fucking pensions you jock twat ?

  366. 366
    c.eng says:

    Nick says he’s being straight, but not telling us what he would actually do.

    Good point Dave, £6 Bn is chicken shit

  367. 367
    Stilton Muffler says:

    This is an utter shower – white riot anyone?

  368. 368
    Engineer says:

    “Take £6 billion out of the economy”

    Taxing IS taking money out of the economy!

  369. 369
    zorro says:

    He’s said it again 6 billion……what a complete amoeba……sorry to amoebas

  370. 370
    pigs in space says:

    jeezeus, i’ve died and ended up in hell

  371. 371
    c.eng says:

    I agree he interupts jsut when a good point is being made usually by CMD

  372. 372
    Old Archer says:

    were is the worm

  373. 373
    Busted nokia says:

    Gordon is so convinced that the public sector can pull us out of the recession. Gordon where does the money come from? Who is going to create the wealth to pay it back!
    Taxes cost productive jobs..

  374. 374
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    How can anyone say who is ‘winning’? The whole thing OUGHT to be utterly riveting, but I stopped watching at 9:10 because it was so bloody fragmented and BORING. If only they’d not included that bloody Clegg it might have got somewhere. What’s the point of him? Never likely to be called to the Palace, so he’s a waste of space. Let’s have a proper brawl between the grim reaper and CallMeDave.

  375. 375
    Angela's Merkin says:

    Spare a thought for the news editors: how are they going to pick ten-second nuggets for the TV news? Unless – horrors – they’ve already been primed with bullet points for them to use by the party spin-vermin.

  376. 376
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Brown just wants the green light to carry on spending like nothings happened
    if he gets in we are fucking doomed

    first warning to Clegg !

  377. 377
    c.eng says:

    Ah but he’s gonna borrow it, see> much better and then save money next year or Manyana

  378. 378
    QWERTY says:

    Not to the fucking gay mong boy.

  379. 379
    City of Vice says:

    Alistair Stewart is pretty hopeless…out of his depth

  380. 380
    Laura K will you marry me says:

    Someone in the audience please shout something at them for a laugh

  381. 381
    c.eng says:

    No you’ve got to Purgatory first

  382. 382
    Busted nokia says:

    oh no – more tractor stats… please discuss the 700 Billion debt..

  383. 383
    Old Archer says:

    The economy will open up and grow as soon as government gets it’s fucking hands out of it.

  384. 384
    SpiralTrance says:

    ah will gordon ackowledge that soldeirs are dying because of his underfunding

  385. 385
    QWERTY says:

    A limp dem plant. Paying them more won’t stop them dying, but paying more is a limp dem policy.

    I wonder if the mong will try to claim he increased defence spending every year again?

  386. 386
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Just had a call from the TV controller – ‘Outnumbered’ has begun. Compulsory viewing…..and to think that the future of our so-called democracy is being debated elsewhere.

  387. 387
    c.eng says:

    Borrow, Borrow, Print

  388. 388
    Laura K will you marry me says:

    I know the feeling

  389. 389
    Anonymous says:

    Why the hell don’t the Conservatives get us on a Gold Standard! You can’t borrow your way out of debt.

  390. 390
    Beautiful Day says:

    Enomates just made the best comment of the night in the Spin room, shame Cameron didn’t make it so concisely

  391. 391
    Old Archer says:

    what is the point of the sedated sitting there watching them?

  392. 392
    simon r says:

    uh oh military question – Brown is fucked

  393. 393
    QWERTY says:

    Yawn the gay jock is spouting lies already. So why are they still using shit land rovers you FUCKING JOCK POOF.

  394. 394
    zorro says:

    I’ve got a history degree but someone with a bloody CSE History knows more about economics than this clown

  395. 395
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Brown is being given the platform for Labour party spin !

  396. 396
    c.eng says:

    Are we there yet

  397. 397
    Bob Dole says:

    Was Jim Rosenthal busy?

  398. 398
    City of Vice says:

    Is there any footy on?

  399. 399
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Good point Dave !

  400. 400
    c.eng says:

    Gorgon just signed an execution order

  401. 401
    Dack Blog says:

    oh god. brown and dave doing syrupy thanks to the armed forces.

  402. 402
    Susie says:

    At least £30 billion per year. Otherwise, game over.

  403. 403
    Old Archer says:

    1944 tank roller for mines

  404. 404
    c.eng says:

    I know I’m old snob but the audience look a scruffy lot.

    I suppose it’s dress down BBC day

  405. 405
    Susie says:

    Weigh the bastard on a jokey chair with a noose around his neck and a trapdoor.

  406. 406
    SpiralTrance says:

    9/11 was an in side job gordon and you know it.

    The ‘terroist’ threat is manufactured by dark forces in the intelligence service to justify expansionist New World Policies and grab the oil fields before China does.

  407. 407
    Dack Blog says:

    does he want a job at my school?

  408. 408
    zorro says:

    Gordon showing how he can rebuild Afghanistan just like his good governance of Britain…FFS

  409. 409
    julian gardner says:

    nah he will do as he always does, LIE

    I have never refused any blah blah blah

    We have more Helicopter flying hours blah blah blah

    We have increased the amount of money given to the forces, not like the tories (who were not fighting 2 wars) blah blah blah


  410. 410
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    He went to chillcot and said that Every procurement the military asked for was met
    that was a lie and tonight he repeats it !

    fucking liar

  411. 411
    QWERTY says:

    The Taliban changed their tactics. What you mean they fought back you fucking gay jock twat?

  412. 412
    Nick2 says:


  413. 413
    Engineer says:

    Brown wriggling like hell on Afghanistan and helicopters.

  414. 414
    c.eng says:

    No but you can inflate your way out of it, which is what they did before.

    Don’t know what happens when the rest of the world is doing the same thing though.

  415. 415
    zorro says:

    Mozzadegh…Operation Northwoods…..Operation Gladio…..practice drills at exactly the same time as the real thing

  416. 416
    Timil says:

    Cameron just hasn’t done it needs a game changer soon.

    Stewart’s out of his depth.

  417. 417
    The Ghost of Christmas Past says:

    What in the blue fuck is wrong with that fat, jug earred cockgobbler with the one eye?

    Is his drugs package just kicking in or what?

    Fuckit- there goes another tv screen thanks to the Big Brown Turnip…. wanker.

  418. 418
    Gordon has fucked almost everything says:

    Wouldn’t you love to see their notepads at the end.
    Brown’s pad? – “Nokia” “bastard” “Hunt” “fuck them” “I want to smash his face in”

  419. 419
    zorro says:

    What would his father say…..

  420. 420
    Labours crime says:

  421. 421
    Engineer says:

    Clegg sprinting up a blind alley over Trident and Nuclear deterrent.

  422. 422
    Busted nokia says:

    nick the Cold war was predictable played against rational opponents – the future will, I fear be very different

  423. 423
    QWERTY says:

    Lying shit mong.

  424. 424
    c.eng says:

    Sound off, Brown looks very agitated, not a happy bunny.

    I mean if this was an interview for almost any job, Dave has walked it.

  425. 425
    pigs in space says:

    do i understand dave right we, need to pay billions to america for the right to be their lauch pad for a possible nuclear war against iran and china?

  426. 426
    Budgie the Helicopter says:

    looks like we’ll be drowning in helicopters after May


  427. 427
    zorro says:

    They changed their tactics and you didn’t equip the army quickly enough because you’re incompetent….

  428. 428
    Dack Blog says:

    brown and dave have an air of naughty schoolboys waiting outside the head’s office (in the days when that was scary).

    ooh – health. get some early nights, Gord.

  429. 429
    Old Archer says:

    a helicopter was not suited for the terrain in Afghanistan. What the fuck does that mean

  430. 430
    Laura K will you marry me says:

    Brown sent out troops to war with 5 bullets each what a Hunt

  431. 431
    Dack Blog says:

    stepford audience

  432. 432
    zorro says:

    12 years as a nurse…she had better not give me any injections……

  433. 433
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    He is still lying about helicopters
    it was the talibans fault they changed tactics !

  434. 434
    julian gardner says:

    yes but his moral compass is pointing straight up, up his arse that is


  435. 435
    QWERTY says:

    Have you guys read the shit from the lobby fodder? What a bunch of fags.

  436. 436
    Format Bending says:

    ITV managed to skew their question to include foreign affairs and the economy.

    The other debates will do the same.

  437. 437
    Dack Blog says:

    dave: ‘NHS is a wonderful, wonderful thing… the love that you get’


  438. 438
    Fedupwithsocialism says:

    They are all Hunts. What this debate will have done is increase the undecided element, or encouraged more voting for minor parties. The only good thing is that the Mentalist is so the opposite of telegenic.

  439. 439
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Is anyone timing this
    seems to me that Brown is getting more time to answer that the others !

  440. 440
    Nick2 says:

    It’s ITV

  441. 441
    QWERTY says:

    Fuck off CMD the NHS is shit full of idle twats and fucking killers. Shut it down.

  442. 442
    Longbow says:

    This debate is a joke.
    I am not sure exactly what it is, just seem flat and with lacking substance.
    I am floating away from all 3 of them, I cant see a PM amongst this lot.

  443. 443
    Stilton Muffler says:

    The way Browns performing, he doesn’t need a game changer

  444. 444
    Ted Bundy says:

    Every patient diagnosed with cancer will know within to weeks that their cancer drugs have been refused by NICE.

  445. 445
    nell says:

    cleggie is losing is now he can’t justify is trident cuts in the face of ian etc.

    Cameron say we need the defence review.

    Cameron is back on helicopter shortage and the army backs it! gordon thnking about throwing his nokia!!

  446. 446
    Dack Blog says:

    brwon going on about ‘guarantees’. aka ‘a license to cheat the system’

  447. 447
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    That patronising twat clegg is doomed,in the cold light of day it is policies that count, all he can manage is “Im not those two”

  448. 448
    Nick2 says:

    He’s doing better than I expected.

  449. 449
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Agreed ! Shut the fucker down !

  450. 450
    Stilton Muffler says:

    Career politicians

  451. 451
    simon r says:

    Notice how Brown just lept into his answer straight away whilst Cameron did a small speech of praise and thanked the nhs lady.

    Well done Dave

  452. 452
    QWERTY says:

    The mong never answered why the yanks got their helicopters in quick and armoured vehicles whilst the lying fucking one eyed jock poof was shit stabbing Mandelson

  453. 453
    Disaffected says:

    My husband turned the tele off when GB did croc tears for our troops , the bastard .

  454. 454
    Busted nokia says:

    time for another five year plan Gordon.. greater productivity as well remember..

  455. 455
    Euro nazis debate opperation kill Britain says:

    Cameron comes over as a hard faced and self interested LOSER
    Gordon comes across as a lying scumbag
    Clegg comes across as a flakey cretin who still managed to make the other two look like shifty shits.

    all are Euro Nazis

    God help us,

    Vote BMP

  456. 456
    zorro says:

    Gordon will grant us immortality if we vote for him……fuck immortality

  457. 457
    QWERTY says:

    Sorry but Trident is not a cut. The limp dems lie. You can’t cut something you haven’t spent the money on yet.

  458. 458
    c.eng says:

    Nurses stats, 90,000000 more but most of ‘em don’t understand the difference between a bedpan and an intravenous drip.

  459. 459
    Laura K will you marry me says:

    For god sakes Cameron just grow a spine and uppercut Brown with some comebacks or points will you, for godsakes are we meant to seriously vote for this wet fish. The Conservatives better have a secret weapon for Dave or all is lost with this namby pamby letting Brown walk all over him and interrupt.

  460. 460
    Nigel Farage says:

    sod the lot

  461. 461
    QWERTY says:

    Great 2 weeks to see a cancer specialist then you don’t get the drugs you need. What is the point of that?

  462. 462
    pigs in space says:

    A future fair for all, a slogan used by Gordon in 2003… so 7 years into that future, are we there yet?

  463. 463
    Engineer says:

    Clegg – £2000 per year for each man woman and child spent on NHS.

    That’s true. Do we get £2000 worth of service per year?

  464. 464
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:


  465. 465
    Busted nokia says:

    and even then we might not have the time to pay back the debt

  466. 466
    QWERTY says:

    Fuck the NHS total waste of money, people come out worse than when the go in, that’s if the NHS scum don’t murder them in the shit hole hospital. I fucking hate the NHS and the scum who work there.

  467. 467
    c.eng says:

    Clegg is on about spending more and more, and finding savings tomorrow.

    Got he’s a creep. I didn’t know how useless the Limp Dems were until tonight

  468. 468
    Dack Blog says:

    it’s because it takes him twice as long to say fuck all

  469. 469
    Herbert says:

    As a result of watching these arseholes its the MONSTER RAVING LOONEY PARTY FOR ME. All three can just fuck off and die

  470. 470
    Blagger says:

    if ever any of my family need them I will be hijacking chemist deliver vans the same way security vans used to get done

  471. 471
    Laura K will you marry me says:


  472. 472
    QWERTY says:

    Yawn! Clegg only has one boring message, I’m telling the truth they are not.

  473. 473
    Dack Blog says:

    on being so patronising?

  474. 474
    zorro says:

    Clegg becoming eminently more slappable……

  475. 475
    c.eng says:

    Clegg’s off again, you can’t say one thing and do another but that’s exactly what he’s doing

  476. 476
    Longbow says:

    Until they talk about at least a 50mil cut, they are pissing in the wind

  477. 477
    UIOPUS says:

    like national insurance

  478. 478
    Bollocks says:

    Thank God for Gordons guarantee about seeing Consultants – my wife has been waiting to see a Dermatologist for 6 months after a cancer all clear, then they cancelled the Dermatology clinic. When Labour are elected the NHS will be perfect.

  479. 479
    c.eng says:

    Note to right hand, practise on Clegg tomorrow

  480. 480
    Busted nokia says:

    the very wealthy – are wealthy enough to decide to reside in another country – tax them hard and the golden goose flies

  481. 481
    Stilton Muffler says:

    Glorified manifesto lauch – ITV have killed the next 2 debates

  482. 482
    QWERTY says:

    So what about the Liebour inheritance tax cut plan? Also why is that fucking queer jock prat there when none of the policies he’s spouting on about effect his bummer mates in Scotland? Why is a gay poofter jock twat allowed to decide English policies? Fuck off back to Scotland you jock twat.

  483. 483
    One of the Natwest 4 says:

    None of them have a grasp of economics. Brown keeps on saying Cameron is going to take £6bn out of the economy. Wrong: it’s £6bn out of the private sector. Cameron hasn’t the wit to see this.

  484. 484
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Good dig at Brown by Cameron !

  485. 485
    Laura K will you marry me says:

    B&P, UKIP and Greens will clean up after all three of these debates

  486. 486
    Bob Worcester says:

    If the Tories get elected your wifes cancer will likely return and she will probably die. Vote Labour to stay healthy if you want your wife to live.

  487. 487
    c.eng says:

    Not long now, Dear Lord.

    I hope I never have to see Clegg again. Such a little sanctimonious twit

  488. 488
    AC1 says:

    My question for the panel….

    This country is so fucked it’s unbelievable, what will make me stay?

  489. 489
    Daves Euro nazis soafa soaker UAF stormtroopers says:

  490. 490
    zorro says:

    After two years in a Nulab care home, no-one stays alive…….

  491. 491
    julian gardner says:

    fuck me how many times have we heard “i agree with Nick” some fucking love in going on

  492. 492
    c.eng says:

    When will it be Nigel Farage’s turn.

  493. 493
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Browns Under class dont have to pay for fuck all after you can’t sell your fucking council house to pay for your care !

  494. 494
    Longbow says:

    They are all trying to promise to keep giving when the cupboard is bare, they still are trying to keep the bad news out of this election

  495. 495
    Dagenham Dave says:

    Farkin Clegg “let’s put our political differences aside”

    yea mate, coz you haven’t got any ideas of your own you daft old twat

  496. 496
    Laura K will you marry me says:

    Get stuck in Cameron GO ON KILLER BLOW

  497. 497
    c.eng says:

    Another leaders’ debate is scheduled, might that make a difference.

  498. 498
    Engineer says:

    You’ll be taxed so much that you can’t AFFORD to escape.

  499. 499
    A party with real policies says:

  500. 500
    Busted nokia says:

    there is a big queue forming

  501. 501
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    clegg is no threat to brown
    cameron is
    so he’s trying to get him onside !

  502. 502
    City of Vice says:

    Hang on…the millionaire Cam was trying to claim a sub off the NHS for his son?


  503. 503
    QWERTY says:

    Clegg is a wanker, he should stick to sucking St Vince off in public.

  504. 504
    Busted nokia says:

    Nick Clegg – yawn, yawn…

  505. 505
    Beautiful Day says:

    Labour want people to be cared for in their own home because they die quicker and cost less, known by everyone who works in a care home.

  506. 506
    AC1 says:

    Taxes on Income doesn’t take money out of the economy either, it just lowers the money velocity and misallocates demand (both of which are excellent reasons to lower taxes on income).

  507. 507
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Clegg is living in la la land but being persuasive. Brown is lying through his teeth. Cameron is far too wooden. Needs to smile more.

  508. 508
    c.eng says:

    I understand your point but as it’s all borrowed money (to boost the DEBT) it’s fresh money into the economy. FOR NOW THAT IS

  509. 509
    QWERTY says:

    That’s because in the NHS you can’t use your own money to buy treatment or drugs. Didn’t you know that? If you do that the NHS will stop all treatment. You have the gay mong to thank for that.

  510. 510
    Laura K will you marry me says:

    Well that was a pile of shite lol

  511. 511
    Labour stooge spotter says:

    we’ve had a nulabour government for the last 13 years, they’ve poured billions into the NHS, and you’re expecting them to suddenly make the NHs perfect after the election?

    you don’t deserve the right to vote

  512. 512
    City of Vice says:

    Well the conclusion after all that has to be that Alistair Stewart is a waste of space…total lightweight.

  513. 513
    AC1 says:

    Good answer. I best have some “travelling money” AKA gold/silver.

  514. 514
    zorro says:

    Clegg remembering everyone’s name…..total fake

  515. 515
    Busted nokia says:

    oh no – a scripted epilogue – how dire

  516. 516

    When I read “turn the worm off” I thought: fair enough, I’ll give it a go” so I turned it off. But as Gordon Brown continued talking I realised I had not realised that wasn’t what they meant…

  517. 517
    Snotsicle says:

    Clegg is doing a Hillary

  518. 518
    QWERTY says:

    Clegg talks bollocks

    The mong just a vile fucking gay twat

    Cameron gutless

  519. 519
    zorro says:

    Gordon….X factor…Britain’s got talent…hahahahaha

  520. 520
    AC1 says:

    Unless you lie.

    The first victim of the welfare state is the truth

  521. 521
    City of Vice says:

    Did Brown just say ‘Britain’s got talent’? WTF does he think this is? A gameshow?

  522. 522
    QWERTY says:

    Should have got a fit looking bird to do it.

  523. 523
    Angela's Merkin says:

    For this alone, he deserves to be evicted from office. Brutally and definitively.

  524. 524
    Busted nokia says:

    classic from the real time box at the top:

    paulwaugh: Can’t wait for Clegg to say “I agree with Nick…Oh Christ, I AM Nick…”

  525. 525
    Disaffected says:

    I turned the other tele on still as crap
    Why doesnt someone say that Browns lot have been in charge for 13 years and just look at what they have given us .
    You just dispair.

  526. 526
    Cameron loses slapometer debate says:


    by a large margin

  527. 527
    Bob Dole says:

    Has Clegg got his hands in his pockets?

  528. 528
    zorro says:

    Cameron was the least worst of all….still difficult to vote for him (holding nose)

  529. 529
    City of Vice says:

    Amen to that.

  530. 530
    Longbow says:

    Here is what they have in common,
    no balls

  531. 531
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Dave doing well in closing speech

  532. 532
    c.eng says:

    Good end by DAve. He almost impressed me tonight

  533. 533
    QWERTY says:

    He normally has it in St Vince’s pocket.

  534. 534
    Busted nokia says:

    Alistair Stewart sounds as interesting as Alistair Darling

  535. 535
    A party with real policies says:

    BMP wiped the floor with these NWO Euronazi puppets and he wasn’t even there!

    Did they just say there will be another `debate`?

    god help us, that was boring enough, how to lie and keep a strait face.

  536. 536
    AC1 says:

    I think you mean it’s inflation.

    “Inflation is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon”: Friedman and Anna Schwartz

  537. 537
    QWERTY says:

    Cameron wins Sky pole by a mile.

  538. 538
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Quick get the net McMentals gone walk about !

  539. 539
    Laura K will you marry me says:

    Brown will get his botty smacked by Mandy for that disaster

  540. 540
    pigs in space says:

    come together – beatles, let’s work together – canned heat, dave’s closing sound bite from 1969

  541. 541
    Anonymous says:

    Clegg & Brown – the new David Steel and David Owen, but roles reversed.

    Oooooh yes, Nick !

  542. 542
    Madness says:

    Sky news poll on tv debate puts the Tories on 41% lib dems on 32% and lab on 27%

  543. 543
    c.eng says:

    To be fair DAve did point that out more than once

  544. 544
    Gordon has fucked almost everything says:

    Jeez! Alastair forgot to say, “Well done, Mr Brown.”

  545. 545
    QWERTY says:

    Adam Boulton must be chuffed to fuck knowing he can’t fuck up more than Alistair Stewart

  546. 546
    AC1 says:

    Expecting the NHS to improve is like expecting the USSR to spring back to life, and for exactly the same reasons.

  547. 547
    anon says:

    DC found out. He was fucking shit

  548. 548
    Anonymous says:

    what a load of shite

  549. 549
    pigs in space says:

    haha bbc just mentioned: is gordon brown wearing lipstick?

  550. 550
    QWERTY says:

    Toenails now giving Brown a verbal blow job on BBC.

  551. 551
    Old Archer says:

    Well now I have seen that I am for Ukip for certain.

  552. 552

    Brown did his “trust me, I’m a psycho” smile when he dropped a cultural reference in re programmes the proles watch.

  553. 553
    Anonymous says:

    F*ing hell! Gordon walked it!! haha

  554. 554
    Disaffected says:

    I cant stand much more of this , Im voting UKIP

  555. 555
    Calamity Clegg says:

    Conservatives are the Party of Aspiration, Labour the party of Desperation, we are the party of Collaboration

  556. 556
    BORING says:

    I think voter apathy just doubled after watching this shower of liblabcon shit.

  557. 557
    Mad Nad's f@g hag says:

    Iain Dale love love loved Cameron
    but then he loves expenses mega trougher Mad Nads

  558. 558
    QWERTY says:

    ITV fuck up badly, everyone now turns over to Sky or the BBC to get the back story. ITV, adverts. Useless.

  559. 559
    Old Archer says:

    The dirty little shits is playing his hand for a hung parliament.

  560. 560

    that was Brown’s tv the proles watch moment.

  561. 561

    No major foul-ups, but Brown repeatedly relying on poor arguments and confusing the state with the economy. Probably a mistake for him to turn up, but credit to him for going through with it.

    Clegg won, with Cameron second. Brown came fourth. Apathy was probably the biggest winner though.

    Let’s see what happens in round two.

  562. 562
    Nick2 says:

    No clear winner IMO

  563. 563
    Angela's Merkin says:

    What a bunch of twats: They do a handshake round: Brown to Cameron, Brown to Clegg, Cameron to Clegg. Then Brown goes down three steps to glad-hand the audience. Clegg goes to follow him but realises that Cameron is left alone at the top of the podium and retraces his steps to join the Conservative leader.

    Pathetic jockeying for status. (To any jockeys out there, apologies.)

  564. 564
    City of Vice says:

    Too much use of first person singular in Cameron’s closing speech. It’s the ‘Conservative Party’ not ‘David Cameron’s Conservatives’….big mistake…a gift to those flirting with UKIP

  565. 565
    nell says:

    Ah now we get to the NHS.

    We have a disabled child and our local NHS Paediatric Unit has failed us THREE times.

    The first time they let a common child ailment become so bad that she ended up permanently disabled.

    The second time she developed dangerously high insulin levels that left her on the brink of Type 2 diabetes. Our local hospital having done tests knew that. But never told us !!!! We knew she was sick but didn’t know what was wrong . Why did they not tell us ??!!

    We are pensioners – We have used our pension and pensions savings to take her into the private sector, THREE TIMES, and so, thank God found out some of her problems before they have become permanentt

    We are 18 months into her treatment (private), THIS LAST TIME, and hope we have turned the tide. But why have we had to use our pension to pay for her care SO MANY TIMES?????

    And the NHS blood tests that have just been done on young Nell to determine insulin levels…We have had to pay for it!!!

  566. 566
    Hugh Janus says:

    Easily the worst part of the debate was Alistair Stewart. What a horribly excitable and irritating little twerp he is.

  567. 567
    QWERTY says:

    Silly cow Laura Huntsberg says to St Vince “the next Chancellor if the lib dems win”.

    Really, how could she say that with a straight face?

  568. 568
    AC1 says:

    Do we get 20 quids worth? My interaction with the NHS has always resulted in despair (Apart from once at an NHS walk-in centre when I despaired at our diverse multi-cultural enrichment).

  569. 569
    mungle says:

    Labour bellends were obviously out in force on the slapometer as the debate was starting. Obviously pre planned and the sort of thing you would expect from their 4th form mentality.

  570. 570
    Bollocks says:

    You must be mistaken Gordon said its all the Toreez fault

  571. 571
    Laura K will you marry me says:

    enomates said namby pamby

    oooooooooooooh matron I’ve got a stiffy

  572. 572
    Cameron was a joke says:

    Clegg won hands down until he said we should let China nuke us!

    Dave was shit, Brown shifty.

    ALL avoided the real questions, including the scripted BBC.

  573. 573
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Clegg walked it. Not a surprise judging PMQs over the last year. Cam was repetitive & flat. Broon was Broon.

  574. 574
    QWERTY says:

    The NHS is shit, I wouldn’t piss on anyone who works for the NHS to put them out if on fire. I hate the NHS it’s typical of what is wrong with this nation. Full of idle fucking twats.

  575. 575
    AC1 says:

    He’s already granted immorality to the HoC.

  576. 576
    PM says:

    Snotty wandered off like a senile old duffer.

  577. 577
    Gordon has fucked almost everything says:

    Shame! On BBC interview poor old Vince looks like he’s about to fall on his face.

  578. 578
    Nick2 says:

    And to anyone from ITV I’d like to say that your internet stream failed totally from 21:00. Not just for me either. Did you expect the audience to have left by then?

  579. 579
    Old Archer says:

    Commander data smile?

  580. 580
    mungle says:

    As instructed, Brown managed to get a clumsy and awkward reference to “Ashcroft” in.

  581. 581
    Just stating the obvious says:

    But a definite loser………………Gordon bombed terribly…he actually smiled his wierd smile when Clegg said that the government was wasting millions on ID cards !!! Clegg & Cameron one all score draw.

  582. 582
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Sky poll on leaders debate Cons on 41%
    clegg on 32%
    Brown on 27%

  583. 583
    QWERTY says:

    Cameron walked it on the Sky Poll

  584. 584
    Mrs Crewe says:

    If Gordon Brown agrees with Clegg so much why doesn’t he join the Lib Dem Party?

  585. 585
    Laura K will you marry me says:

    I will laugh if the BBC or SKY debate turns out worse than this one.

  586. 586
    Anonymous says:

    1-0 to Brown then….

  587. 587
    Anonymous says:

    Can anyone tell me if I am correct in thinking those in the armed forces on active service don’t get a vote?
    If I am correct , can someone tell me why this should be so in this day and age?

  588. 588
    oldfella says:

    you don’t – we are not the privileged

  589. 589
    BBC propaganda says:

    UKIP and the BMP won and they weren’t even there!

    Typical BBC shite

    Cameron was the big loser, what a flop!

  590. 590
    Anonymous says:

    Aljeeba’s Pienaar licking the arse of Alkiealistair, vomitbag please.

  591. 591
    City of Vice says:

    Really ? I’ve not been to the NHS doc for years -and he couldn’t speak English properly the last time I did. I got private health insurance.

  592. 592
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    I would just like to say i an a bloke
    but i have bigger tits than “yvette with Balls”

  593. 593
    Laura K will you marry me says:

    Watch the ‘Others’ percentage of votes skyrocket over the next two weeks.

  594. 594
    Calamity Clegg says:

    Don’t call me Calamity Clegg any more: Gordon calls me Collaboration Clegg after that display.

  595. 595
    c.eng says:

    Good point.
    I suppose they all have to get down to the same cool level of scruff, not like when I wore a tie to heckle Harold Wilson.

  596. 596
    BBC propaganda says:

    Ok not the BBC, could have fooled me, shows how the media is all the same.

    Eurofascist Propaganda pimps

  597. 597
    Laura K says:

    No, I have a Rampant Rabbit. Thanks though. PS. Anyone got any D size batteries?

  598. 598
    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:

    She’s mine. I saw her first. Nice nipples too.

  599. 599
    Gormless Brown says:

    Only one ?

  600. 600
    Dave was a flop says:

    As shit as clegg was he kicked Daves ass, made Dave look like passionless script reader.

  601. 601
    Engineer says:

    Brown too much on the back foot over Afghanistan, and “taking £6 billion out of the economy” is a bad joke. I don’t like the Limp Dem defence policy of getting rid of a significant part of our strategic defences. Cameron OK, ish.

    Debate probably too controlled to be really valuable, most of what we heard we already knew.

    Not that spectacular, all in all. Oh well, let’s see what the other debates bring.

  602. 602
    c.eng says:

    True. Not to knock those with History degrees, my daughter has one.

    It’s jsut that the Gorgon makes it sound like his is a qualification to rule the world

  603. 603
    JMT says:

    The greens won’t – not if the dopey fuckers intend pushing the price of fuel up by 8% on top of inflation every year.

  604. 604
    Laura K will you marry me says:

    johnprescott: Substance beats style EVERY time. Solid win for Gordon.

    LOL Banjo Prescott

  605. 605
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Quick listen to Itv News

  606. 606
    More debates please, it is killing the main parties votes says:

    Spot on, also watch the viewing figures drop like a lead balloon!

    It was boring mainstreme shite.

  607. 607
    Old Archer says:

    are the cops letting the uaf mask up now, if they are then guns are called for.

  608. 608
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Cameron did really well watch the programme after the news on ITV

  609. 609
    Laura K will you marry me says:

    Can we share?

  610. 610
    Anonymous says:

    But vote for him you must, as you know.

  611. 611
    Engineer says:

    They are entitled to a postal vote, but by the time the ballot papers reach the counting station, they are too late to be valid.

    Suspect a stitch-up. In this day and age, getting information about quickly is not too difficult. DHL can do it – seems the MOD can’t. Or has been instructed not to…

  612. 612
    NWO media will claim Cameron won says:

    Watch the NWO media claim Dave walked it even though clegg won – put a bet on it! The NWO has already decided who has won and they will manipulate the public with their media.

  613. 613
    Nick says:

    said the angry far right knob

  614. 614
    Anonymous says:

    This election is Zalgo

  615. 615
    Busted nokia says:

    does anyone think this debate will really shift the polls? On the radio it sounded like a draw

  616. 616
    QWERTY says:

    I saw Alistair Campbell, has he finally managed to wash the dry blood off his hands from the thousands of dead Iraqi civilians, soldiers oh and David Kelly.

  617. 617
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha Alisair Campbell what a twat getting ripped a new one on sky
    ha ha ha ha ha ha

  618. 618
    thick as thieves says:

    spin away c’unt call me dave came across as a twat as always
    like you

  619. 619
    QWERTY says:

    Alistair Campbell on sky News. Fucking jock Hunt. I really hope this shit stabbing twat gets Cancer and dies really slowly in great agony like the thousands he helped murder.

    Fucking jock scum.

  620. 620
    Old Archer says:

    so clegg won the debate. i said to my missus he came over best, i think he’s a fucking cretin though but I know the common people and what they like.

  621. 621
    The wizz says:

    As an ex-soldier I can tell you that the electoral register sends for your vote at your last UK home (i.e. where you lived before joining the armed forces). Unless your parents/inlaws inform you and send a proxy vote; you have no chance of voting. However, this happened when I served and unless someone informs me differently, this is what happens.

  622. 622
    Geordie Scoot says:

    Well I was right – my wife lasted 12 whole minutes until finding something better to do. She kept repeating she felt sorry for Gordon Brown as “he’s out of his depth and he is so inadequate” – well that’s one way to win the sympathy vote. Clegg won – but he had two open goals with his “plague on both yer houses strategy”. Cameron was strangely subdued. Brown was just creepy – if I were Clegg I would check under the bed before retiring tonight, cos the one-eyed Jock may be there!

  623. 623
    PM says:


  624. 624
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    a man after my own heart !

  625. 625
    QWERTY says:

    Alistair Campbell, just fucking die you piece of jock shit.

  626. 626
    c.eng says:

    Once we have proper rule from the EUSSR then you won’t be able to move about freely like you do now. It’ll be more like Germany where you have to notify the police as to what you’re up to, and get permission to move.

    But if we could stop the Celts it might be worth it.

  627. 627
    Old Archer says:

    your right and I think hung is next

  628. 628
    NWO media will claim Cameron won says:

    Yep NWO SKY `vote` backed Cameron – bulldust.

  629. 629
    jgm2 says:

    Ref: 10:25 enomates:

    Conclusion: itv sucks.lighting,sound all shit and alistair stewart- shifting foot to foot,stuttering etc – please,gently,put him to pasture

    I thought everybody knew…


    He should get a blog….

  630. 630
    Snotsicle says:

    Banner on Sky: Brown 19%, Dave 29%, Clegg 51%

    You were saying?

  631. 631
    PM says:

    Yeah, he had, the disrespectful c**t.

  632. 632
    AC1 says:

    Is he going to thank taxpayers for not rioting in order to fund the soviet disaster that’s the NHS.

    Everyone who praises the NHS, says good things because their scared of the “care” they’ll get if they have to use it’s facilities and the staff find out.

  633. 633
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    you can clearly see the labour party line on this bull up clegg he’s no threat
    rubbish cameron he is a threat
    how can they stand there and try to tell us that what we saw was wrong and their man actually won it

  634. 634
    Anonymous says:

    Ok some initial thoughts: I dont think many people will change their minds as a result of this debate.

    All three candidates came across competently.

    Surprisingly Gordon Brown was the only Candidate who brought some Humour into the debate with some quips about Ashcroft( I know I know)

    Cameron needs to inject just a little bit humour, not to much I conceed but just a little.

    Cleg will probably benefit most though I wouldnt be surprised if the Polls show an increased Tory lead but then again Thats just a true reflection of the real state of the nations voters since the polls have been downplaying the conservative lead up till now for reasons of media ratings for these debates

    Nothing much changes then, Labour will be gubbed at the election but at least Brown will go out with some dignity
    His political philosophy consigned to the scrapheap .

  635. 635
    PM says:

    Just mention Iraq to him. He’ll start twitching and crying.

  636. 636
    AC1 says:

    It means “I didn’t want to fork out money to adapt helicopters for Afghanistan, as British Troops are patriots and therefore don’t vote for me”.

  637. 637
    Tories lose next election, Cameron bombed says:

    Eurofascist Cameron bombed

  638. 638
    Paxo Sniffer says:

    Who’s dressed Kirsty…even her arse looks shapely now!

  639. 639
    Oi says:


  640. 640
    Anonymous says:

    jgm2 you can be a nasty stupid little prick at times. If you dredge this up you need to dredge a certain bloggers record up as well.
    Its irrelevant. Stewart did a good job and anyway its not about him .

    Why did you feel the need to post this ?

    You really have some outstanding issues dont you.

    Well at least it stops you making racist and ignorant comments about the Scots.

  641. 641
    PM says:

    Prescott’s mentally ill.

  642. 642
    wait for the papers says:

    Must have changed it then! seems they are manipulating the figures

  643. 643
    Jan says:

    Alastair Stewart is a right filthy c’unt.

    The dirty retarded drunk gets let off when he’s driving the wrong way up the motorway 10 times over the limit, because he hosts that show praising the pigs when they are kicking blind pensioners to death.

    Fucking c’unt.

  644. 644
    AC1 says:

    Mass inflation, and thus unemployment.

  645. 645
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    expect a rush of labour trolls on here later
    they are desperate now !

  646. 646
    PM says:

    Never mind her. Maitlis is on the scene.

  647. 647
    udderly 'orrible says:

    Go Querty Go , you tell the Scotchbottled pissartist.

  648. 648
    The wizz says:

    OA, think you are wrong, let’s face it he had nothing to loose.

  649. 649
    QWERTY says:

    Because Liebour are scum. Notice how they’ve had to get the fucking jock vermin back to smear everyone. Alistair Campbell a man who ranks up there with Hitler and Stalin for murder and the vile Damien McBride.

  650. 650
    Gormless Brown says:

    Vote LimpDem, get five more years of me !

  651. 651
    PM says:

    I thought Brown was going to suck Clegg’s dick at one point.

  652. 652
    QWERTY says:

    Fucking BBC dogs. Give me Sarah Jane Mee off Sky or Julie Etchingham off ITV. Real totty.

  653. 653
    RT says:

    Two things were really obvious: (1) the Tories don’t really care about Cleg, because not many Tory votes covert into Liberal votes and visa-versa and (2) both Brown and Cleg gave me the distinct impression a vote for one was much like a vote for the other. Cleg kept talking about a new politics, while on the other hand agreeing with much of what Brown said and putting forward policies of his own that weren’t anything new or particularly different!

    Listening to Radio 5 live post-debate discussion, everyone is attacking Cameron but I thought he did well, particularly given the other two were primarily focused on having a go at him. This is going to be a tactic in the other debates too. It’s Cameron against the rest.

  654. 654
    Gormless Brown says:

    Change those tractor statistics !

  655. 655
    strange twist in the polls says:

    The [earlier] Sky News poll has:

    Brown 27%
    Cameron 41%
    Clegg 32%

    The final Sky News poll has:

    Brown 32%
    Cameron 31%
    Clegg 37%

  656. 656

    I agree with everything I say
    because I’m an enormous twat

  657. 657
    Anonymous says:

    “Well I was right – my wife lasted 12 whole minutes until finding something better to do.”

    Hey you really shouln’t bring your sex life into a political chat room . Please seek some professional help or raise your game before your wife seeks solace from a former boyfriend she met on friends re united : )

  658. 658
    PM says:

    Mee is tasty…for a ginge.

  659. 659
    jgm2 says:

    Get over yourself jackass.

  660. 660
    EU EWES says:

    Your all going to the ovens.wake up mongs.

  661. 661
    The wizz says:

    Could not agree more, Stewart was a complete A**hole. When the debate started to become interesting , he stopped it. When the question given was not answered he let it ride. Complete waste of space IMHO.

  662. 662
    Anonymous says:

    Alistair Campbell is English you fucking ignorant English Cretin !!!

  663. 663
    Busted nokia says:

    so it seems that much of R5 is saying Nick won and Dave lost. Even if this were true – will it be remembered at the end of the 3rd debate? Will Nick have more to loose later on in debates 2 and 3? How much of a repeat audience will these three debates cause?

  664. 664
    dick sniffin is a trouser partridge says:

    when’s the election again jgm2 ?

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !


  665. 665
    boulay says:

    I’ve got a plan. All of us who would vote Tory cut a deal with the government of Mozambique. We take our families, business, savings, assets and families there in return of a government guarantee on low taxes and a pay as you use society. We get the weather and a society that appreciates welath creators. We leave behind the 50 % of Brits who want everything for nothing. The day after we leave ten rest of Britain wakes up and waits for the public services, their pay and their service and find it has all gone and there is no money being generated. Shame!

  666. 666
    Roger Daley says:

    I know that from personal experience.

    Gangrenous appendicitis

  667. 667
    revolting peasant says:

    The NHS has been great for my family over the years.

  668. 668
    Anonymous says:

    Dear oh dear oh dear. Is this how sick this country has become that comments such as Qwerty (#617) can be posted! How can anyone wish another will “get Cancer and die really slowly in great agony”

    I almost daily access Guido Fawkes but having read this and similar comments have decided not to DESCEND down to the comments section in future – it is sickening

  669. 669
    Welcome to TV's view of reality says:

    A bit like “The weakest Link ” Then !

  670. 670
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    yep but the tactics are clear
    and Labour are as you say scum sucking shit

  671. 671
    playing the victim card says:

    IT’S NOT FAIR!!!

  672. 672
    anonymous says:

    I’ve no time for Lib Dems but imagining i was a ‘not really interested in politics’ voter, Clegg shone.
    Cameron needs to attack!
    But most importantly, Gordon was as good as he gets and if I was Labour I’d be VERY worried with the poll reactions.

  673. 673
    Round One To Clegg,Doctor in The RIng Checking if Brown can carry on says:

    Only once – I was astonished at how soft Cameron was on Brown – he should have had a mantra and repeated it;

    “Gordon,you have been both Chancellor and PM in this govt for the past THIRTEEN years!”

    “You have ruined our economy”

    But Cameron just let Brown spout his total lies without any rebuff.

    I score it;

    Clegg 8.5
    Cameron 6 (and needs to work very hard to get up to the level he can perform at)
    Brown 3 (the ITV Bolton lot of voters hated his guts and it showed why – lying,mendacious and a truly ghastly man)

  674. 674
    Dave Lost says:

    suck it up Dave lovers

  675. 675
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    three big hitters on news night
    Paddy Pantsdown
    David Flunkit
    and William Hague

  676. 676
    jgm2 says:

    Jesus. Hope I don’t make a spelling mistake. Or fuck up the economy. You could get real vexed.

  677. 677
    Paxo Sniffer says:

    Has Emily Maitlis got a bun in t’oven?

  678. 678
    Anonymous says:

    Dont need to, you are the arsehole who spent all his life on here ! Sad Fuck !

  679. 679
    Dack Blog says:

    I suspect that ‘plague on both your houses’ rings true with many an undecided voter. That’s certainly how I feel. What choice do those who think they’re all a bunch of c*nts have? Not to vote at all?

  680. 680
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    sorry what a fuckwitt
    they are on ITV sorry trying to watch three channels at once

  681. 681
    Kiss My Big Hairy Swingers says:

    Agree totally. The Conservatives aren’t focusing much attention on the Liberals, which is a surprise to me.

  682. 682
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    why what channel is she on ?

  683. 683
    Plan B says:

    good plan but here a better one. we all club together and buy an island with gov rights,there is one for sale. then we move and set up a new country.

  684. 684
    Cameron must attack says:

    Agreed – Cameron must ATTACK

    Brown – well,if Labour stand and support that useless puppet,they deserve everything they are going to get on May 6th

  685. 685
    Paxo Sniffer says:


  686. 686
    jgm2 says:

    And you’re the jackass who spends his entire life stalking me in case I’m less than Alex-Salmond-enthusiastic about the shithole that is Scotland.

    Been there. It’s shit.

  687. 687
    TaT's closet confessions says:

    All the three above posts 666.660.654
    are by the gay labour troll TAT

  688. 688
    posh boy lost says:

    with what ? his top hat and pudgy face

  689. 689
    Anonymous says:

    A message to QWERTY


    Thank you for your attention, Have a nice day and have a safe journey home.

  690. 690
    Labour Party says:

    Excellent idea.

  691. 691
    udderly 'orrible says:

    “racist and ignorant comments about the Scots”

    … welcome in the circumstances – Scottish chancellors (Bruin/Darling), PMs(Blair/Bruin), warmongers (Bliar), banksters (RBS), druggies (Reid), thugs/crims (Glasgow council scum), endless really isn’t it.

  692. 692
    Old Archer says:

    desperate? I think suicidal,half the country is for Clegg.Did you notice at the end Dave took Clegg by the elbow while the mong was with the seal lions

  693. 693
    that should work says:

    because there are no marginal seat fights between the LibDems and the Conservatives

  694. 694
    jgm2 says:

    Several flaws with that.

    1) They renege and just take all your money and kill you
    2) Malaria
    3) All those minefields

    Canada or Australia or New Zealand are your best hopes now. Africa is fucked for white people. You’d be fucking mad to go there except on holiday.

  695. 695
    10K_Cleggie says:

    How could I have been deemed to have won the debate when I am so pusilanimous.

    I just copied Vince’s answers from the Chancellor’s debate.

    What a load of suckers TV audiences must be!

  696. 696
    Gormless Brown says:

    It started in America.

  697. 697
    Old Archer says:

    An old villain I knew once told me political party’s are like gangsters. The conservative gang the labour gang and the liberal gang. Each one has it’s gang members who vote for it. Each gang offers it’s members a cut of the profits. The conservatives always offer the most. The labour gang always take the most and the liberal gang run the errands.

  698. 698
    The Riddler says:

    You ugly twat Sergent, get you tongue out of Gordie’s arsehole

  699. 699
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    MUM that fucking mong is glaring at me !
    just shake his hand and he’ll go away !

  700. 700
    Anonymous says:

    Huge chip on his shoulder, thinks the world revolves around him…several possible medical diagnoses….

  701. 701
    Its all about the Ratings says:

    Viewers were expecting a bearpit/Collesium type of debate. What they got was a sanitised boring 90 minutes which will turn viewers off in droves. Expect imaginative tactics from the msm to drum up interest in the next debates. One things for sure this will not lead to accurate Polls being discussed !

    By the way the real winner tonight was mandlescum, think about it !

  702. 702
    Gordon Brown says:

    ” but at least Brown will go out with some dignity”

    Get a grip! I should be shot and buried in an unmarked grave.

  703. 703
    Gordon has fucked almost everything says:

    A rear view of Wark? Put me off my supper.

  704. 704
    old moggie says:

    Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwww is illegal tomorrow

  705. 705
    Mad as hell and won't take it any more says:

    The other half REALLLY hate him.

  706. 706
    English Liberation Front says:

    Absolutely. QT very unfair. Two Labour representatives on the panel. Milliband and that Labour-luvving arsehole Sargent (usually to be seen in drag as Jo Brand).

  707. 707
    zorro says:

    huge chip on his shoulder….overbearing sense of entitlement several possible medical diagnoses….

  708. 708
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Moragg Bring Ma Fucin Shotgun This Ends Nooow ?

  709. 709
    For Calamity now read Collaboration Clegg says:

  710. 710
    Ratsniffer says:

    While Gordon carries on spewing our tractor production figures no mention from Cameron that broon pissed away our gold reserves, plundered our pensions, and has been printing money like it is going out of fashion. Some cretinous advisor has told Cameron that to attack will not look statesman like. So what does Clegg do? He shows a bit of spunk and goes on the attack…and wins the debate, according to the polls. Watch and learn, Cameron advisors.

  711. 711
    Roger Daley says:

    It is OK -Jack Straw promised us he was dealing with it a fair few weeks ago at PMQ’s

  712. 712
    Anonymous says:

    All present and correct but you convieniently forget Jackie Smith, David Blunket, Geoff hoon Stephen Byres Patricia Hewit, John fuckin prescott , jack strawman, Edd Ball for fucks sake, Elliot Morely, Alistair Darling is English you cock, Peter Mandleson, Alistair Campbell I could go on an on but yiu are such a stupid thick narrow minded partisan prick that it wouldnt make any difference.

  713. 713
    PFI is Gordon, Gordon is PFI says:

    Tory bashing on QT as usual!

  714. 714
    Anonymous says:

    Talking of Banks arsehole fuckwit, Northern Rock are English now prey tell what part did they play in the banking crisis.? With fuckcocks like you we would never learn from our mistakes as its all the fault of the Jews and immigrants innit !!!!PRICK.

  715. 715
    Jan says:

    Nasty minging horrid little girl-boy Shami Chakrabati on Q/T saying that Nick Clegg was right on immigration (ie. let them all in,the more the merrier).She would wouldn’t she? She’s a f………g immigrant herself.

  716. 716
    PFI is Gordon, Gordon is PFI says:

    Liebour/Libdum audience as well!!

  717. 717
    Anonymous says:


  718. 718
    Guido Fawkes says:

    David Cameron is toast

  719. 719
    Roger Daley says:

    McMong looked like a Morris (Moorish) dancer at times.

  720. 720
    M.T. Bucket says:

    Did I hear right when Cameron said he would cut Whitehall by 30%?

  721. 721
    Anonymous says:

    You obviously didnt fit in as your are a weirdo. Glad to get rid of you you racist twat !

  722. 722
    Snotsicle says:

    Is Dimbleby (BBC One) trying to squirt ink on the back of Gove’s head?

  723. 723
    Anonymous says:

    Crikey – the Conservatives are getting well and truly shoed on QT. I know it’s usually left leaning but this is significant….

  724. 724
    jgm2 says:

    No lose for Dave if that was the scenario. Clegg is going to be scavanging votes from the bedwetter tendency.

    Labour + Liberal has been consistent at 50% of the votes. 95% of the votes Clegg will ‘swing’ will come from Labour. Which is fine by me. I don’t care if Clegg wins 100% of the votes. I don’t care if Clegg wins 646 in the election. For me, the absolute priority is to send a clear message to Labour and Brown that being utterly fucking incompetent and completely fucking the economy because you’re a shower of jackasses is not okay. Actually.

    Right now I would vote Taliban before I would vote Labour. Because at least the Taliban are up-front about their plans. Labour are just a shower of liars dedicated to… lying. Power for it’s own sake.

    Not a fucking clue. Couldn’t run a fucking whorehouse in a dockyard.

  725. 725
    Jan says:

    Oi you stop using my name, I am Jan not you.Get your own name.

  726. 726
    Larousse says:

    Pince-nezes, please.

  727. 727
    cogitodexter says:

    Well, I reckon it was a score-draw, but the benefits will end up with Clegg to the expense of Brown.


  728. 728
    jgm2 says:

    Step away from the Buckfast. You’re starting to make yourself look silly in public now. Pal.

  729. 729
  730. 730
    Engineer says:

    How on earth did John Sargeant become a BBC political editor? He’s so far to the left he makes Derek Hatton look like a Neo-Con.

  731. 731


  732. 732
    Gordon has fucked almost everything says:

    There was only on pudgy face on view tonight. The one that just couldn’t stop himself repeating his lies about armed forces resourcing, policing and immigration despite already being slaughtered by the authorities on these issues.

    The man will happily lie about anything.

  733. 733
    PFI is Gordon, Gordon is PFI says:

    John Sargeant is an Utter twat and ugly to boot!

  734. 734
    Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

    The only thing solid about Brown is the shite he is full of.

  735. 735
  736. 736
    O*ld A*rcher says:

    take 3
    I would be happy to go back to the m*ilitary, the p*olice and the prisons,tax,all the things that should be g*overnment going to the m*onarchy. The rest of it should be left to the free market.

  737. 737
    Reimer says:

    Yeeesss! Uncanny how alike the two are. No wonder both are on speed dial with the coke-sniffing queens at the Beeb.

  738. 738
    Old Archer says:

    fucking hell guido this modding is getting to look like your the state.

  739. 739
    PFI is Gordon, Gordon is PFI says:

    QT Text: “A really decent panel, nice for a change”

    Feck off. its Liebour biased only mentioning Tories, Dimblebore is a disgrace as chairman!

  740. 740
    jgm2 says:

    Oh you are such good value. You really are so easy to wind up. You’re like a coiled spring of anti-Englishness. Looking for anything you can twist or misconstrue to let that anti-English hatred, nurtured at your father’s knee, just ooze out.

    Aye. I’m anti-English. But they made me do it!!!! Freedom!! One more for Hector!!! Remeber Bannockburn!! Remember Culloden!!

    Wha’s like us???

    Mate. Nobody south of Lamberton gives a shit.

  741. 741
    Old Archer says:

    Support your local Monarch

  742. 742
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron. Out by Christmas. Thoughts?

  743. 743
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    As he proved on “strictly come dancing” He has two Left feet !

  744. 744
    Reimer says:

    The manner of the ‘debate’ being conducted certainly squares with a Mandelsonian trajectory.

  745. 745
    Anonymous says:

    Interesting. Mozambique warned Mugabe not to lose the Whites as his country would go to down the pan just has Mozambique had done when they kicked out their Whites.

    I am surprised by how many here bother with R5……………

  746. 746
    Confused says:

    have same problem..reality not available tried everything could to get and in the end watched it on BBc world via SFR france neufbox. the fact is you cannot get digital feed for bbc or itv in europe…f…ing ridiculous.

  747. 747
    Engineer says:

    I heard that too. Sounds good to me.

  748. 748
    Anonymous says:

    How did sky poll go from 40+ for Cam and 25+ for Brown at 60 min to 32 Brown and 31 Cam 30 min later? Also I assume some wit posted the statement that Libdem Hq rapped for block texting as a jolly jape?

  749. 749
    Zit says:

    invitees only me thinks minions excluded !!

  750. 750
    Via telephone pole and infinite says:

    Guido thinks his site is his own and every post is just what comes-in . He doesn’t know that it’s passes through our terabyte processors first were it is censored and edited at light speed,and that’s via the Israeli feeds

  751. 751
    Guido - state agent says:

    He is!

  752. 752
    Gordon has fucked almost everything says:

    How on earth did John Sargeant become a BBC political editor? He’s so far to the left he makes Derek Hatton look like a Neo-Con.

    It’s a pre-requisite ffs!

  753. 753
    HazelNuts says:

    nell….you little tinker you watched it didn’t you ?

  754. 754
    QWERTY says:

    The BBC are all fucked then. Expect to see little packets of a white powder being thrown from TV centre

  755. 755
    Anonymous says:

    Is John Seargent working for the Labour party?? What a total arse.

  756. 756
    revolting peasant says:

    I can’t believe how fucking useless he is.
    How the hell did he ever manage to become a political edictor.

  757. 757
    PFI is Gordon, Gordon is PFI says:

    John Sargeant – Shill & Wanker, what do we deserve to listen to that twunk!

  758. 758
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    He is being billed as John Sargeant former political editor of ITN ?
    they dont even say he works for the BBC

  759. 759
    QWERTY says:

    Fuck off you jock cHuntz. Darling is a jock twat. Fucking die all you child raping skirt wearing ginger haired wankers.

  760. 760
    BT White Book says:

    feeds from Guido’s connection at the BT box on the corner says he is more than 3 of the people on these first few posts

  761. 761
    PFI is Gordon, Gordon is PFI says:

    Cameron Junior out in September, ask SamCam!

  762. 762
    Nick Hall says:

    Just watching Question Time and i’ve realised what a Hunt John Sergeant is

  763. 763
    For Calamity now read Collaboration Clegg says:

    If you want me to support your useless, discredited administration we’ll need lots of seats round the Lib/Lab coalition government table.

  764. 764
    jgm2 says:

    I thought it was Kenya who warned Mugabe. Mozambique (and Angola) didn’t enjoy the gradual decay that gave the newly elected fuckwit Nyrere or the newly elected fuckwit Mugabe the opportunity to blame the whites for the economy going down the shitter while they (Nyrere and Mugabe) played at being world leaders.

    The Portuguese blew the dams, blew the railway lines dynamited the TV stations and pulled out.

    There you go pals – just the way we found it. Knock yourselves out.

    To the point where, to this day, the Angolans still revere the Portuguese – because the Portuguese condensed 30 years of home rule into a single night so that the thick cu*nts could see the mistake they’d made rather than allowing 15 or 20 years passage of time to dull the memory. Just like 18 years of Thatch dulled the memory of how fuckwitted and incompetent Labour could be.

  765. 765
    Guido Fawkes says:

    I repeat again,David Cameron is toast

  766. 766
    HazelNuts says:

    we got ash instead and they kept the C…and we’ve got to add the C ourselves…Gordon you know we always say you’re a useless c….

  767. 767
    Fucking Paknazi says:

    and she hates people power.

  768. 768
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    I’m up for it. Just listening to QT – shit, I listen to the youngsters and they haven’t got a clue. The country is completely and utterly fucked.

  769. 769
    jgm2 says:

    Fucking perfect.

    Lib/Lab coalition. All of ‘em getting blamed for the Brownian clusterfuck. Hope Clegg lasts longer than Paddy Ashdown did before Labour pull his M15 file and reveal his little personal foibles.

  770. 770
    The Nuke Button says:

    This fucking modding is doing my head in so here’s some thing to mod
    I have a nuke. I will detonate it if I am modded again. I have hidden the nuke in the celler under parliament.

  771. 771
    Old Archer says:

    I know he seems to have a serious problem with the monarchy to me

  772. 772
    Brown has fucked us all says:

    On QT, Chakrabati has shown what an airhead she is.

  773. 773
    Dave has got to go says:

    Hopefully he is more vile than Gordon, who would have thought that was possible!

  774. 774
    Paxo Sniffer says:

    Side view looked ok, full moon on back view though!

  775. 775
    Dack Blog says:

    Some good front pages for Clegg. Not the Mirror, obviously.

  776. 776
    ethnic cleansing says:

    Why do you think the NWO have her/him on the show every bloody week!

  777. 777
    Old Archer says:

    I saw some thing tonight. Cameron said “This is a great country”.But his eyes swiveled to the left and down very rapid. I think he hates this country.

  778. 778
    revolting peasant says:

    The Lib Dem non-entity on QT has just said he’d prefer a hung parliament with Vince Cable as Chancellor.
    Are the Lib Dems really so fucking naive that they believe ANY promises Labour may have given them in respect of responsibilities in any Lib/Lab government. They can’t seriously expect Labour to hand over control of the finances to Cable- can they?

  779. 779
    UKIP owned the anti British propaganda show says:

    Actually they were UKIP bashing, who were the only ones who spoke the truth but were made out to be evil somehow in the BBC alice in wonderland PC show for brainwashed marxist filth – including the new tory scum.

  780. 780
    Brown has fucked us all says:

    Murdoch eventually got through on the phone.

  781. 781
    For Calamity now read Collaboration Clegg says:

    I still believe in the tooth fairy.

  782. 782
    Fat Bloke on Tour says:

    Sinky aka John Gordon

    Away back to the Portadown News ya muppet.

  783. 783
    Cheap says:

    thats not a very nice thing to say Bob…hope your wife doesn’t find herself in that position…humour anytime you fancy…but thats a very low stoop you miserable piece of scum

  784. 784
    jgm2 says:

    Mod the fucker Guido.

    Call his bluff.

    BTW, this nuke – what’s the blast radius? Not out as far as Gatwick is it?

  785. 785
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Cameron in by May

  786. 786
    Reichschancellor ( in-waiting, and waiting and waiting ) GoBalls says:

    Fuck off ! Gordon’s promised that job to me.

  787. 787
    Old Seth says:

    Brown has spent 13 years proving he hates this country!

  788. 788
    Nick2 says:

    Do your patriotic duty!

  789. 789
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Read Atlas Shrugged.

  790. 790
    Dave Blair says:

    Vote Dave Get Blair

  791. 791
    Fat Bloke on Tour says:

    Thick Civil

    How did Nick “Federation of Conservative Students” Robinson ever get the gig at the BBC?

    ITN, that I can understand but the BBC?

    And he is still there after C Men outed him as the originator of some of the sewage that flows through the sewer that “Spunky Spunky” has become.

  792. 792
    human rights and liberties - is that a joke? says:

    She talks about human rights, YET –

    She does not agree with democracy, as shown tonight regarding elected mayors should the people not vote her chosen candidate in and thinks the British should be denied their UN human rights of indigenous people and should be ethnically cleansed in their homeland as defined by the united nations charter for the rights of indigenous peoples.

    She is violating the British peoples human rights, how ironic.

    Wonder why she is a main unelected feature of BBC?

  793. 793
    Fat Bloke on Tour says:

    John Gordon

    As always you get it wrong.
    It was the burglary at his lawyers that did it for him.

    All the details of his marriage issues making the papers when John Major needed it most.

    You know “Big” John gives it to you straight unlike Plastic Paddy who was not to be trusted.

    Consequently Nick Clegg, or more likely his lawyer better watch out .

  794. 794
    jgm2 says:

    Fuck me. The Portadown News. I’d almost forgotten.

    Quality publication.

    Sally Anne MacAvoy et al.

    Do you reckon they’re the guys behind the Daily Mash?

  795. 795
    Brown's a Tosser says:

    I hope the better thing to do lasted longer than 12 minutes!

  796. 796
    Brown's a Tosser says:

    I said a few days ago that a 40 – 30 – 20 result looked about right and joked that I hoped the 30% would be for the Lib/Dems moving NuLabour to the 20% mark. The thing is that no longer looks unlikely.

  797. 797
    Will the NWO dump Dave? says:

    Cast iron Dave has proved he hates this country before he even got elected, i think that must be a record!

    No Doubt his NWO handlers will now not know who to back, a hung parliment is a disaster for the NWO, they can only control a few politicians at a time, not the whole ignorant lot.

  798. 798
    Apagusta says:

    Predictable result showing biggest public impact by Cleggie…with nothing to lose and no governmental past to worry about he could only big up his chances and diss the other two. He performed well and must be very thankful he got the chance to sit at the top table…his only chance of furthering his campaign.

    Brown knows if he can persuade Tories to vote Libdem his chances rise and if not his ‘cosying’ tactic to Cleggie show the footprint of a coalition deal if all else fails.

    I thought Cameron started well but was sandwiched between the great interrupter and the obvious tactics ‘its them’ man. he was cogent in the vital areas but must answer the education and policing challenegs re funding in a better full stop way… he finished well.

    Round 2 will be interesting….Cleggie buoyed up with this result needs putting down hard…Brown is saying nothing new and all the ideas are old unfulfilled promises regurgitated at the latest possible hour to suit and a sudden totally transparent conversion to voting changes… simple answer to Brown time after time …the last 13 years.

    Cameron needs to up the bite…move off the ‘Big Society’ drift its true but bland when repeated time after time. And he needs to deal with the interrupting tactics Brown and Clegg needed to use to unsettle the cool handed Cameron.

    Scores on the night
    Cleggie 7…purely down to being able to say anything that sounds good and only having the other two parties jibe which rings well with disgruntled past tory voters and Brown’s handlers.

    Cameron 6…he has what we need but is still too nice to them but has to be careful not to peak too early…3rd round will be his waterloo.

    Brown..3..dead man walking…. still ignoring the real elephant in the room/country …13 years as chancellor/pm and the disaster that has been for everyone.

    Venue and stage setting…terrible.. Stewart awful..just when the arguments developed he stopped them or interrupted.

  799. 799
    Let them eat cake sCameron says:

    Dave has blown it, watch the media over the next few days, I predict they will dump Dave and the Tories charity for the little people goverment.

  800. 800
    Daves 3rd class Charity for the little people party says:

    “725M.T. Bucket says:
    April 15, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    Did I hear right when Cameron said he would cut Whitehall by 30%?”

    How about cutting the EUSSR by 100% you blue rinse muppets?

  801. 801
    Daves 3rd class Charity for the little people party says:

    “English Liberation Front says:
    April 15, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    Absolutely. QT very unfair. Two Labour representatives on the panel. Milliband and that Labour-luvving arsehole Sargent (usually to be seen in drag as Jo Brand).”

    Has anyone seen ever them in the same room at the same time – thought not!

  802. 802
    Daves 3rd class Charity for the little people party says:

    NWO would nuke it if you did not except their bank and control.

  803. 803
    Daves 3rd class Charity for the little people party says:

    No one will tune in to the others, no one will remeber any of the others, as far as the public are concerned they have seen the debate, it is over, it was boring, they all looked shit though clegg won by a mile, voter apathy will increase.

    Sory Tories but it is game over, even the NWO media may now turn on Dave, they only backed him as they thought he was a safe bet, seems they may reconsider.

    Besides it makes no difference seeing as we are ruled by the EU.

  804. 804
    jgm2 says:

    Err, I think you’ll find ‘Big’ John had a little Pantsdown trouble too. Doesn’t like to talk about it. Prefers giving lectures on global warming to his Chinese sponsors.

    I wonder what he’s really giving them.

  805. 805
    Old Seth says:

    Waht a confused young lady.

  806. 806
    Old Seth says:

    Brown has blown it for 13 years. Watch the country dump him.

  807. 807
    Old Seth says:

    Unfortunately there will be even fewer watching by the third debate – unless Dave can really stir it up in the second or Gordo finally cracks up.

  808. 808
    Angry of Atherton says:

    Arise, Lord Bellend (tiny) of stuffed crust pie.

  809. 809
    Angry of Atherton says:


    Patient: Doctor, I feel a bit grim…

    Doctor: Erm…olkey dolkey mister patient…me is examine…oh, is lumpey think…best see special man…in 2 weeks…

    2 weeks later…

    Specialist: Well, Mr Smith, you have cancer…

    Patient: Oh, fuck…what can you do about it?

    Specialist: Fuck all, Gordon says “No” to drugs that might help…just thought we’d let you know, your gonna die a horrid, painful death.

    Patient: Right you are Sir (Doffs Cap)

  810. 810
    Angry of Atherton says:

    After all this time, he’s got a fucking lot of dry powder then…

  811. 811
    Anonymous says:

    Oh you are such good value. You really are so easy to wind up. You’re like a coiled spring of anti-Scottishness. Looking for anything you can twist or misconstrue to let that anti-Scottish hatred, nurtured at your father’s knee, just ooze out.

    Aye. I’m anti-Scotish. But they made me do it!!!! Tally Ho!! One more for Nigel!!! Remember Agincourt!! Remember Wembley 66!!

    You are awful, but I like you !!!!

    Mate. Nobody North of Lamberton gives a shit.

    ps Culloden was a battle fought between the BRITISH army ( containing many Scots) and a Jacobite Army made up of Europeans, Irish and some Highlanders. Your limited knowledge of history shines through once more.

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