Labour Site Becomes Tweet Spin Room
Labour’s trusted twitterers are on the front page of the party’s website, further confirming the belief in Labour circles that twitter is some kind of alternative to democracy. They have made sure that it won’t be easily hacked. Not sure what the value is – presumably they are hoping that hacks will consult the page to see what the Labour faithful think of the debate. A virtual twitter spin room… hmmm… come back to Guido’s later this evening for a rival virtual twitter spin room…
Spin is cheap, punters put their money where their mouth is, currently the punters on Political Smarkets rate the chances of victory for the leaders in the debates thus:
16:45 David Cameron 55% Nick Clegg 48% Gordon Brown 29%
18:30 David Cameron 65% Nick Clegg 48% Gordon Brown 20%
Gordon’s price has improved from this morning where punters where giving him only a 10% chance of winning* tonight’s debate, Clegg was favourite though in late betting Cameron has pulled ahead. All to play for…
*Winning defined by ICM’s post debate polling results.
Funny Gordon has lost before he has started. Par for the course then.
Ex leader of Glasgow Council being investigated by police.
http://tinyurl.com/y2jrx6o
The pixels on my screen are dead exactly around where Gordon’s head is on the slapometer. Wonder why.
All punters are mug punters.
infidels
infidels
infidels
hate
hate
hate
you are a twat
Anymore ideas for drinking rules for tonight? http://ta4.at/.1wjwd
Hmm. I,for some reason many many months ago became a follower of pies,does this mean I am in and don’t need to hack?
We can win it comrades, that Ricky Tomlinson is a Tory Toff.
I have a video of BevaniteEllie, here’s my question to you experienced bloggers, Whilst watching the fragrant Ellie, If I live stream up the 42″ plasma, do you think it will wipe off?
Thnx in advance.
You filthy bastard, I’m putting you on Crimestoppers
yop
The twatters will say Brown won whatever.
I think Im falling in love with Gordie. His chubby little cheeks and funny smile hummmmmm
I’ve put him in his Sunday best straightjacket and given a number dose of jungle juice so he should be in top burning form
What are the odds Gordo will do something disgusting at his lectern that will get picked up on camera? Arse pick, snot gobble, botty burp, finger sniff?
If he does the BBC won’t show it. Have they ever shown the GB nose-picking video? Of course not but if it had been a Conservative… http://notasheepmaybeagoat.blogspot.com/search/label/Picking%20Nose
Labour = Clueless, Lost it, Penniless
Soon to be wiped of the face of electoral history.
The Limp Dems will destroy the Labour vote.
Why give the labour site the oxygen of publicity, full of delusional navel gazers in love with themselves.
Fuck those parasitic bastards!
You can be sure the spin room will be working overtime tonight.
Thinking of letting my botnets loose for a ddos
I’ll join you
It won’t do them any good! Pissing in the wind. Ahh, bless!
“You can be sure the spin room will be working overtime tonight.” – that’s a very cynical name for the BBC newsroom.
I have better things to do this evening, like teaching pinan godan and naihanchi and push hands at a local community martial arts club.
I very much doubt that I will be coming home to outrageous headlines about a major gaffe or fuck-up. This first debate will be a draw amongst the undecideds, will have changed very few minds, but the core believers will remain unchanged.
OT milibands fuck up:
“”JFK, when he said America would send a man to the moon, didn’t then tell Americans to build their own rocket.”"
Um…. yeah he did. How the fuck does Miliband think that America got to the moon? Or is he one of those fuckwit conspiracy nutters that does not believe all the physical proof that man went to the moon?
Or does he think that the Chinese built it? China was not building them back then!
what an ARSE HOLE!
have you been to the moon mr Moon
Not since 1978. It was all that tossers McCartney’s fault for getting me pissed at his gaff.
It was Jonathan King that got ‘em there…wasn’t it?
Miliband obviously hadn’t heard of the private contractors who helped build the Apollo moon rockets. He is a bit simple, isn’t he?
It was 100% private contractors.
Yup, Boeing, JPL, Lockheed Martin and hundreds of other smaller contractors provided the manpower, the design expertise, the engineering and it was the American people that pulled off that amazing technological feat. A feat that has not been bettered in 40 years.
They were not impeded with politically correct rules, or massive bureaucracy or legions of health & safety Nazis.
What is more, they came from behind in the race against the state backed communist Soviet Union to win the race to the moon.
Miliband is a total fuckwit!
We are incredibly lucky to have a man who was one of the lead engineers on the lunar lander working for our American office in Huntsville. Even in his 80′s he shows NO sign of slowing down and he puts every other engineer I know to shame for work ethic, drive, genius, determination… the guy is incredible. He still works 18 hour days and just simply does not understand the phrase “take it easy”.
It is giving people like that the freedom to do what they do best that created the magic that got man to the moon.
New labour strangles people like this. They strangle creativity, energy, freedom, hard work and all the things that allowed Americans win the moon race.
So when Miliband said, ”JFK, when he said America would send a man to the moon, didn’t then tell Americans to build their own rocket.”
YES HE DID AND THE AMERICANS DID IT!!!
Cameron is very wise to follow that lead!
It”s amazing what a sense of national historic destiny, coupled with ‘cost plus’ contracts can achieve.
You left out the part about a highly educated workforce.
We’re off to button moon,
Followed Mr Spoon, Button Moon.
Mr Spoon’s wonky baked bean can of a rocket flew straighter and better than any shite that we made and called BlueStreak.
We choose to spend to the distance of the moon. We choose to spend your taxes up to the moon in this decade and do the other things, like ban everything, not because they are hard, but because they are easy…
no vote
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9070/shot1y.jpg
I wonder why ‘In A Future Fair For All’ Harriet is launching a special LGBT manifesto?
The future’s very fair for me !!!!
Fair? For all? No ginger mooses anymore?
One hump or two?
To protect the more vulnerable of perverts from people like you, sexist bastard.
hurrahrr
LBGT?
(L)esbian, (G)ay, (B)isexual and (T)ransgender Mr. Ned
(L)esbian, (B)isexual, (G)ay and (T)ransgender not (L)esbian, (G)ay, (B)isexual and (T)ransgender sorry
.
what you got planned for later guido?
Hopefully a chat room.
Count me in Fawkes
We don’t do chat rooms and live streaming on Labour blogs, I’ve had them all fitted with Contemplation Suites.
http://www.labourlist.org/the-debate-live-chat
Seems Labourlist have a live chat. No doubt that will be thoroughly entertaining.
I never fail to laugh at Labour’s self-regarding obsession with twitter; as if it really makes a difference. I have to say I don’t think Sarah Brown waffling on about this and that makes all that much difference to the front line voters. It always reminds me of some really out-of-touch relative trying to show ‘dat dey be down wit da kidz doncha knaa’ by dropping really out of date buzzwords and such…
Roll on the implosion of the maximum imbecile I suppose.
As Cameron said “Too many twitters make a twat!”
Good call.
It’s the whole ‘we’re really IN aren’t we? Look we can TWITTER’ that really gets me.
Life’s too short.
Kids are not even into twitter, they are all obsessed with facebook.
My husband,my weirdo….
My husband,my weirdo….
Twitter is conveniently shallow and superficial, so it’s absolutely the right thing for NuLiebour to do.
Brown has no chance. He couldn’t win unless Cameron dropped his pants and got it out live on stage.
you mean he bringing eric pickles with him?
That’s his pet name for it.
In that case I shall definately be ‘live streaming’
Definitely, not definately.
All that wanking has ruined your eyesight. Now assume the position.
Who gives a toss 5 bellies ..now get down to blockbusters and pick up my order.
would that be Vinces elephant in the room?
Yup, I’ll be there.
From my point of view, the elephant is My Lord of Toilet Seats and Pork Scratchings, the croquet champion of (Shepton) Mallet, with intimate knowledge of the internal workings of the Temple that is Tracey, His Blubbiness John P.
Is it possible to brainwash this labour cult into committing mass suicide. They make me sick!
Where is Paul Mckenna when you need him.
As they’re all brain-dead, probably not.
You can 50/1 on Brown offering any of the phrases ” Drat, drat and double drat”, “Curses,foiled again” or “Muttley do something!”.
Worth a few bob.
It’s the right thing to do.
“And I’d have gotten awae wuth ut, uf it wasnae for youse pesky kids…”
First!!
Unable to vote
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/8561/coffey1.jpg
On Sky the other night a bookie was interviewed RE who will win the election who said
85% of bets were going on Cameron
15% of bets were going on Clegg
And in his words
“We Can’t Buy a bet on Brown
I wouldnt waste my money on that Brown chap
I’m confidently running my ‘short’ on Gold. I’m only about six or seven billion quid under water at the moment. Never mind, you Taxpayers pick up all my bills.
Completely OT.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/South-Korea-Striken-Cheonan-Ship-Stern-Raised-As-32-More-Bodies-Found/Article/201004315603178?f=rss
Look at pic 32 and try not to think of Father Ted’s assistant, Father Dougal McGuire.
He doesn’t look anything like Dougal McGuire!
For a start, he’s not wearing a tank-top.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3857486336/tt0111958
Have another look, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on…
Tweetocracy. Politics for poofs.
I like that one.
They have Eddie Izzard! We have Eddie the Eagle.
None of them will ever vote
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/9941/ttatt1.jpg
Why do the chattering/political classes think that twittering is so important? Do they think that their tweets are gonna make the slightest difference in the real world? The internet is a great source of news and content but to be honest I’m not really interested in what some psuedo intellectual is spouting or the fact that Stephen Fry is about to take a dump. As my grumpy grandad used to say. Opinions are like arseholes….everyone’s got one.
my budgie twitters away and it knows nothing, get it
KRR-SKREEEERRRKKK!!! E=MC2 (flutter) (preen) GORDON’SACRETIN!!!
5 = 10
Yeah, but I think you missed the point; your budgie’s got a brain somewhat smaller than a pea, whereas humans have got really big brains, capable of abstract thought, creating works of art, piloting space-craft, designing cancer-cures.. so.. why would a human spend all day twittering, like a budgie?
My cock budgie doesn’t twitter, he swears.
you just answered your own q
It’s like SMS, but requires an initial outlay of funds and the expertise to operate a computer, rather than a stolen mobi. So it serves the very essential purpose of distinguishing the chavs from the fabians.
Stephen Fry, being the font of all fucking wisdom, would do enough tweets for Labour on his own.
Stephen Fry is a Liberal Democrat. Yeah, The intellectual comedian does vote for fellow comedians!
he has a koon to massage his feet
No wonder he’s got depression.
It’s probably very difficult for Stephen Fry, who is gay, to support Labour because the Labour Party falls over itself to support those whose religion calls for gays to be thrown from cliffs.
Peter Mandelson, on the other hand, has no problem, because he’s either incapable of intelligent thought, or pure evil. Or both.
Gordon is almost ready for his appearance tonight.
To begin, he will show off his break-dancing skills, followed by his rendition of I dreamed a dream, next up he’ll pull a live ferret out of his Y fronts before playing the spoons on Clegg and Cameron’s foreheads.
Yes I know it sounds a bit of a strange strategy but no one has the courage to tell him it’s not Britain’s Got Tallent.
lol
If it was Britain’s Got Talent, he wouldn’t fucking get past the first audition
This is the first audition.
he’s already got his Raith Rovers kit on and is kicking a ball against a wall wondering why no one is playing with him
I can lose 500 million quid EVERY SINGLE DAY!
Beat that Brewster!
No, it’s worse than that. The half billion per day is what he’s borrowing. The sum he wastes is far higher.
Yet a again..fucking Pravda’s hordes of irrelevent copy writers strike again…..
“Gordon Brown might hope to get some benefit from the volcanic ash situation, says the BBC’s Carole Walker. In his first few months in office he dealt with the threat of terrorism and the chaos caused by flooding, and his handling of both appeared to go down well with the public. They seem to like how copes with a crisis.”
FFS…..If China nuked America,the BBC would find some positive spin for Labour from it.
what we know and the bbc doesn’t is that like the ‘economic downturn’ (yes they still use that phrase), Brown caused the flooding
To think that we should soon be spared the constant dripping poison from Lord Mandelslime of Fumblebum. Apart from seeing the end of McBust, this is about the only thing that is keeping me sane (well, what I call sane, anyway). If they get back in then I shall be joining the queue at Beachy Head, although I suspect it will be a bloody long one. Worth the wait though.
What the fuck is he doing about it? He has hidden himself away in a room to practice answering questions.
Shame he never got any practice doing that at PMQs !!!
The BBC are labour’s crapaganda wing!
Harriet ‘Harm-man’ recent tweet::
With Sharon in Stevenage today. Launching LGBT Labour manifesto tonight. Then glued to Leaders debate. Go Gordon! #labourdoorstep
LGBT, hardly rolls off the tongue (gedit?)
Is this all she’s fucking bothered about??
Fuck me, there are far more important things than this aren’t there…. ???
Yes, but we’re desperate for votes.
Hatties snatch is impeccably clean, mind you, she does have a woman in twice a week
And Beaver by the looks of it..
Mandelson tells Brown to behave …
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/apr/15/leaders-debates-general-election-2010
couldn’t make this up especially as Brown is not supposed to be an obnoxious and odious bully
That’s going to fuck Gordon, having that in his head”must not let loose,must keep calm”.
I’d like him to try bully me…. I’d give hin a Prezzant.
If Gordon gaffes bigtime they’ll still be showing it in the warm-ups to the Angleterre Eurozone 6 Central Committee elections in 20 years time.
If Mr Fry is so intelligent why is he supporting Labour? Sheeple marketing ploy? Information Cascading? WTF? Follow the arsehole in front of you?
Is the B&P far right or far left?
they are beginning to look middle of the road compared to these fuckers.
When you are that far right you can easily touch hands with the left.
Mrs T said of the National Front back in 1978 that they were too left wing to take any right wing votes.
She referred to their proposals to nationalise all of the north sea oil.
Speaking of which, if the UK had copied Norway and put all the taxes from North sea oil, exactly as they were, even without the 100% tax.. If all that tax money had just been put into a bank account the UK would have £450 billion to spend.
Norway’s sovereign wealth fund: £259bn in 2009 and still growing.
Instead we spent it on…? erm.. well.. well whatever it was I’m sure it was worth it.
Bore Off.
And the national debt would already be £450 billion bigger.
We wouldn’t. Gordon would have pissed it all away by now!
The B&P’s 2005 manifesto contained the words, “The Owners will work and the Workers will own”. You decide.
Left wing – their manifesto at the last euros could have been written by Michael Foot, as I said at the time. Grab one of Labour’s from the 70s and the *only* difference you will find is with regard to immigration. Main reason i wouldn’t consider voting for them…
The problems of immigration (and the majority of others) are caused mainly by the benefits system in this country.
The left want to subsidise the problem, but they’ve run out of other peoples money to do it.
Go home – please?
NO WE KILL YOU WHITEY PIGFACES YOU DIE
Very sorry Abdul, I know it is awfully remiss of us to invite you here and then bend over backwards to allow you to live your life and enjoy your culture as you wish, to the extent of allowing you to plot to kill us for not being of your religion, but would you mind trying to find a way, if it is not too much trouble, to not kill too many of us. I don’t mean to be racist or bigoted in anyway, but if you could restrain your desire to murder us, then we will be very grateful and let you over rule our legal system with your own system of law and bring all your relatives over and breed us out of our ancient customary homeland.
Yours,
A very progressive labour supporting traitor.
The branch on the linden is leafy and green
The Thames pours its gold in the sea
But this is nought to the glory unseen
The future belongs to me.
Milton Friedman NewTown. I like it, good idea and it’s built in the NIMBY belt.
Where are the satirical political programs today?
Does there have to be a Tory government? Are commissioning editors scouring the country right now for a batch of alternative to alternative comedians?
Or is it just that no matter how good satire is it makes no difference to anything. {and that one from Spitting Image is so sharp. The old man with the worried face from cabaret played as Ted Heath -genius!}
That spitting image cruel Tory send up was 1987 – Another Tory landslide.
Anyone seen BevaniteEllie?
She was very big just a few days ago but now nowhere to be found.
Anyone seen this rising star of the left?
didn’t she trogg off to France?
she’s waiting to get ripped by charlie wheelen
http://twitter.com/bevaniteellie
she’s talking to the red tops and max clifford for some reason
it must be difficult being 20 and of no earthly use in today’s, modern Britain
I’m telling mummy you said nasty things about our generation.
She’s got use alright. She can lick like a buffing machine.
O/T
Cherie Booth rejects claims she made money from Gurkhas – Indy.
She worked for half her “normal” fee……Bless her
So, in many ways, she’s a hero!
an angel
http://electricityandlust.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/cherie-blair.jpg
Blast, and I’d only just eaten it…. Ta…
pies amore is looking for a fish and chip shop
http://twitter.com/johnprescott
LETTER FROM A HAMPSHIRE FARMER TO THE MINISTER OF DEFRA
Dear Minister,
My friend who is in farming at the moment recently received a cheque for £3000 from the Rural Payments Agency, for not rearing pigs. I would now like to join the “not rearing pigs” business.
In your opinion what is the best kind of farm not to rear pigs on and which is the best breed of pigs not to rear? I want to be sure that I approach this endeavour in keeping with all agricultural policies dictated by the EU under the Common Agricultural Policy.
I would prefer not to raise bacon pigs but if this is not the type you want not rearing, I will be just as glad not to rear porkers. Are there any advantages in not rearing rare breeds such as Saddlebacks or Gloucester Old Spots, or are there too many people already not rearing these?
As I see it, the hardest part of the programme will be keeping an accurate record of how many pigs I haven’t reared. Are there any government courses on this?
My friend is very satisfied with this business. He has been breeding pigs for forty years or so and the best that he has ever made from them was £1,472 in 1968. That is until this year when he received a much larger cheque for not rearing any.
If I get £3000 for not rearing 50 pigs, will I get £6000 for not rearing 100?
I plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding myself down to about 4000 pigs not raised. This should realise an income of about £240,000 in the first year. As I become more expert at not rearing pigs, I plan to be more ambitious, perhaps increasing to say, 40,000 pigs not raised in my second year for which I would expect about £2.4 million from your department. Incidentally, I wonder if I would be eligible to receive tradeable carbon credits for all these pigs that I haven’t reared not producing harmful and polluting methane gas?
Another point, these pigs I plan not to rear will not eat 2000 tonnes of cereals. I understand that you also pay farmers for not growing crops. Will I qualify for payments for not growing cereals to not feed the pigs I don’t rear?
I am also considering the “not milking cows” business, so please send me any information that you have too. Please could you also include the current DEFRA advice on set aside fields. Can this be done on an e – commerce basis with virtual fields (of which I have several thousand hectares)?
In view of the above you will realise that I will be totally unemployed and will therefore qualify for unemployment benefits.
I shall, of course, be voting for your party at the next general election.
Yours faithfully
Mr Hill
I just eat mine at the moment but I would be interested in being payed for not rearing them,not letting them die from old age.
Oddly enough pigs are not subsidised in the UK, though they are in other EU countries, inexplicably. I’m talking about actual swine you realise, Sus scrofa, not the piggies you might find in Westminster or the City.
Wonderful!
superb stuff ** applause***
Sounds like he’s mastered Euronomics. Make that man Chancellor. The non-debt would be unwiped out in no time at all.
dick head Zac Goldsmith,who has not yet been elected has threatens to quit.collect a full refund on the way out prick.
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2010/04/zac-goldsmith-threatens-to-quit.html
Don’t believe everything that wanker Waugh says, Brownfinger
Twitter really is a wanker’s platform. What the fuck can you say worth saying in 140 characters? Ideal for Labour in fact.
Fair, fairness, fair society, many not the few, do nothing conservatives, it started in iceland…. fair fair fairfair fair fairfair fair fairfair fair fairfair fair fairfair fair fairfair fair fairfair fair fairfair fair fairfair fair fairfair fair fair
guido is on twitter
Proof indeed. Wanker’s platform
I only wank when thinking of McBride now.
Ashcroft Ashcroft Ashcroft Ashcroft Ashcroft Ashcroft Ashcroft Ashcroft Ashcroft Ashcroft Ashcroft Ashcroft Ashcroft Ashcroft Ashcloud Ashcr
And now,the official Labour Party Broadcasting Corporation has that cockroach Charlie Whelan spouting about the debate.
That effing foulmouthed c’nut reminds me of the pikey bloke that bangs on your door about tarmacing your drive….and if you say no,your car will be nicked by morning.
Oops Mr Fry is a Lib Dem. That did my head in thinking intellects support Labour. Cameron needs to get rid of its homophobia label. No place for it in modern politics &society.
Bollocks, ya pouffe.
Do you want to know why the left is obsessed with twitter and other social media sites?
Because the sheeple that use them are basically handing labour and the left the rope they will be hanged with.
Every little detail of your life, where you live, who you are friends with, what you are doing etc etc.
It is a control freaks dream, they can find out and use all the information in a matter of seconds for free and blackmail you or shut you up with the click of a button.
You can be gang banged and threatened online by the left who wouldn’t say boo to a goose in the real world.
Until people start turning their tricks against them and watch them predictably cry ‘the evil right wing internet boo hoo’ they will continue to be obsessed and run amok.
The left wing predictably hates the open attitude and freeness of the internet but enjoy the opportunities it has afforded them to advance their cause with little monetary costs.
That is why they are talking about regulating the internet, it is to keep their details safe from we peons incase we get any bright ideas and decide to play them at their own game.
The left wing want to use the internet to gain power and then pull the ladder up and ban us from using it against them or advancing like they did like they do with everything.
you obviously do not understand the internet
BREAK OUT THE TIN FOIL HATS
we will be taking over the cellular network via my nokia.fuck off tool.
HE knows where you live thick as thieves RUN!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Maybe Mandy could keep Brow on messwage with this at the debate tonight.
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2216
oops typos
Never mind, it must be hard for you to type with one of those going off.
It’s not that Sir William, it’s having to find time you see I am a hardworking taxpayer.
Leaders debates highlights.
Gordon:
“M..m..m.mm..Mr Cameron…I know Jack Dromey. Jack Dromey is a friend of mine.
M..m..m..Mr Cameron…You’re no Jack Dromey”
Dave:
“Where’s the beef? And is it free range?”
Nick:
“I’m here as a clean up man. I’m just a guy showing up after the party with a shovel and a broom. No really, I get paid extra for that.”
“I don’t have any experience in running up a £1.5 trillion pound debt. But I’m willing to learn”
Could I please request that posters desist from continually reposting the same video clip of Mr Clegg and Mr Huhne. Its not funny anymore and was taken completely out of context. Please dont fall for this despicable Tory trick.
‘Change That Works For You. Building A Fairer Britain’
HAHAHAHA !!! Very liberal and democratic !!
Allah hates them all (peess be upon him)
I shall use tonight’s debate to declare my homosexuality and intention to live with Lord Fondlebum
Oh boy I hope the Jocko twat screws up (goes to form) so I can get on with my leadership campaign
Piss-off little Ed. I was potty trained before you so I become leader before you.
You can all fuck off ! I was here first !
Just seen the glare Mandelslime gave the BBC’s Nick Robinson after he’d asked Jonah whether ‘Alistair Campbell had made a good David Cameron’ whilst rehearsing for the debate.
It tells you everything you need to know about NuLiebor and their ingrained bullying culture… but how totally satisfying so see the putrid Hunts desperately thrashing around in their dying days.
Fuck off Brown. Fuck off Mandelson. Fuck off Balls. Fuck off Blair. Fuck off Harperson. Yes Darling, even you… off you pop.
Even me?
No not you. If you’re quiet you can stay.
No one even knows who you are.
No he can’t!!! We want rid of him more than most!! Look what damage he’s done to our Armed Services. Bill what are you thinking!!!?
And let’s not forget that aintbustinagut, in keeping with the rest of rotting labour, has his own little mafia/bullying crew going by the names of rammel and kevan!!!
Did you see the close up of Nick Robinson’s ear ?
If Golum had ears I am sure they would be just like his.
Insultedddddddddddd weeeeeeeeeeeeee areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee precioussssssssssssssssssss
you can’t even spell
Why are all these Labour politico’s
frightened of the little faggot mincing Mandy ?
I know, it’s fucking weird,has he got zap you to death bolts from his eyes, or can he nut like a docker? what the fuck is it.
I would to (and i’ll have to word this carefully)
Put Him On His Arse !
missing from above Like
Indeed, into a future fucked for all.
Every time gordoom answers a question properly I will have a swig of single malt, I expect to sleep sober.
It doesnt matter who wins the debate the public always lose.
gordon has never ever answered a question put to him . The man’s a crab, goes sideways at everything, and certainly doesn’t understood the real concept of truth as he’s a serial liar.
I’d like to think tonight’s debate is going to be interesting and lively – let’s hope it is. I have a horrible suspicion it’s going to be a terrible bore because the format just about cuts out, or seems to, any real involvement by the audience. No clapping, no booing, only pre-agreed questions that apply equally to each of the three, asked.
This might make David Dimbleby’s Question Time look like Roman Gladiator games and much more fun to watch!
you said you weren’t going to watch it and read a book
looks like Brown isn’t the only Liar
I did!! I am sitting here with my book and I’m bored! That’s why I’m blogging!! These young things writing, what’s it called??, chick lit, think they know everything about everything. Harold Robbins was far more exciting!
Will I watch it? ——well……………….maybe the first few minutes. To be honest I’m curious now about this format they keep talking about because it sounds so stifling of normal debate
He will start out saying;
“If I may say so”
and then it will progress to ;
“wrong on everything”
and end in;
“pills,where are my pills,for god’s sake get me my pills”
a tweet worth 140
http://twitter.com/lord_ashcroft
twitter tried to take this back off me but I had already bought a title,slimy twat that Hunt
I am gay and I feel there are no high profile positive role models for me in the Conservative Party. I am not a mincer, I am just a regular guy, a bit on the short side. Can the CP accept me for who I am and not in a tokenistic way?
I’m sure the original CP would love to have you in a very non tokenist way, comrade.
I’m looking for someone to fill my slot after the election
Just to make you fee like a token the Labour party have released an extra special manifesto just for people like you.
Has cleggover dyed his hair recently? cos it looks very odd even for a limp. Perhaps its a bilirubin rinse like that Oaten cove.
The scum of this earth
The excrement of our age
The devil incarnate
The Impostor
The Liar
The Charlatan
The Coward
The Bully
The Utter Utter Jonah,curse of our country.
Gordon Brown.
The dog shit on the sole of your shoe
Just ’cause he’s caused Iceland to erupt there’s no reason to go easy on him.
Just be yourself Gordon! make up your own words,throw tantrums and mention Ashcroft when asked a tough question.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00707/brokes_585x435_707358a.jpg
This debate will be hilarious on so many levels, not least on the fact that the audience are not supposed to clap. Given that Labour supporters only reason to live is to hate the Conservative party – and that they have grown up watching ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ and ‘Big Brother’ will they be able to resist the urge to make complete tits of themselves like they did at the launch of the Labour manifesto?
I bet we’ve been stitched up! T
he audience will probably made up from the studio crews so they can be fired if they break the rules.
Hows about a Live Blog Guido? Like the PMQs one.
Yes!!! Well done that man. The Anti Spin Room is alive and kicking. Cheers Guido.
“The host has disabled reader comments? “
This can NOT be right.
That’s right. Disabled people are entiitled to comment
Cassius notes that John Prescott has just used twitter to post a spoof poster of Cameron flying in a supposedly private jet.. with the caption “Private Sector Always lets you down”. >> http://twitpic.com/1fsxok
Which is fine, except that the aircraft in the picture is a British military one, being flown by two RAF pilots in Uniform.
That’s going to be popular!
Fairness for who? All Troughing Lords? All Millionaires? All Bankers? All Pig Politicians? Billionaire Businessmen? All the Slebs.
All the peasants can eat shit in their old age!
Something bad that really did start in America.
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/04/15/hockey-stick-graph-was-exaggerated-mcintyre-gets-props/#more-18502
thank you to all those sending great heart warming encouraging tweets – and Hi to those funsters asking “what is happening tonight?”
http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/status/12234177122
Go and do something with some barbed wire, you fat-arsed grotty fraud of a woman.
You are complicit in keeping that charlatan in No 10 – you must be charged along with the others,you ugly ugly cow.
I’m coming out!
to support dave
If any of you horny bloggers want see what a real socialist pussy smells like after a hard days campaigning just pop around the back of Granada studio 2. I promise you won’t be disappointed. Talking of pussy tomorrow we will visit Billingsgate for a spot of campaigning.
I was sat in my company’s head office kitchen yesterday and there was a copy of The Sun which I sat and “read” for a while.
It was amazing just how anti Brown it was – article after article.
No wonder the famous morning when Brown did his bad tempered interviews with Boulton and Sian Williams amongst the seats at the Labour Conference,the morning after the night before when The Sun declared support for Cameron.
I reckon that was the time when the labour people knew they would lose the election,hence those amazing scenes at the lectern when the wanker union man Woodley tore up The Sun.
“Not now, Mr Rochester”
Does anyone know if the leaders debate can be viewed live on the internet?
Does any fucker care?
On t’internet nobody can check how times you vote. (allegedly)