April 14th, 2010

Balls : Damian McBride is My Friend, Still Speak to Him

With rumours circulating that Damian McBride will be spinning for Ed Ball’s forthcoming leadership campaign,  (if , and it is an if, he holds his Morley and Outwood seat).  Brillo got straight to the point at this morning’s Labour Party press conference:

C’mon down Damian, Guido misses you…


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    The Court of Public Opinion says:


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    TheDevineOne says:

    Not really. Balls has only one brain cell, and he needs McBrides one so that they have two to rub together.

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    The Jury of Public Opinion says:


    Hang them all.

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    God says:

    You shall judge a man by his friends.

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    A Future Fucked For All says:

    Whe its not going their way and spin can’t help they really are a bunch of fucktards. (and Balls has got a tiny cock by the way)

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    jgm2 says:

    Mandelson has had a face-lift.

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    Tailor says:

    Makes a change from shirts.

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    Well Done Brillo. says:

    Mandy didn’t seem too pleased that Mr Neil managed to get his question in.

    No denial from Balls that he does employ a spin doctor then.

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    jgm2 says:



    It didn’t have to be like this. We could be out of this economic crisis by now instead of paying 200bn quid a year to feed it.

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    RavingMad says:

    nah, he just massaged it with the wrong side of the iron this morning

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    Twat a Fuckwit says:

    What I’d do to be austracised by that shower of shite.

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    Tory Boy can't take a Joke says:

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    Ed Balls says:

    so what!

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    PM says:

    Mandy’s face was a picture just a Balls started to speak. He looked like he’d just shit his undies.

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    Lincolnshire Squire says:

    Well done, Andrew McNeil. They don’t like it up ‘em, do they?

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    Anonymous says:

    N.B. There’s another spin doctor still at Brown’s side who has done, and is doing, some VERY BAD THINGS………….time to investigate?

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    pissed of voter says:

    Balls IS a little prick

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    A well hung Parliament please!!! ex BBC cunt, Ben 'buggering' Bradshaw says:

    What a fucking wretched shower of human filth NaziLabour are.

    However, given the moral depravity and utter stupidity which exists amongst NaziLabour’s client state, why shouldn’t degenerates likes McBride be at the heart of the British Government?

    Little Lord Sodomite sits lecturing the grateful people about business when we know how he will do anything to break laws to aid crooked businessmen who donate to Labour, yet no-one in the MSM asks why are you, a mortgage fraudster permitted to take the stand at every Labour event?

    Even more stomach churning are the gutteral utterances of our loony spendaholic PM whom the MSM permit to criticise the Tory spending plans as ‘uncosted’.
    Which mainstream journo holds the loony to account for doubling the national debt during a global economic boom, and then to double it again?

    It’s no wonder the polls are tied, this country has become a cesspit where Labour can get away with anything.
    People no longer want to have their own choices, in the Stalinist UK, huge swathes now want someone else to make their decisions for them.

    The scroungers, the moronic, the feckless, the feral, the fraudsters, they will forgive NaziLabour anything so long as their benefits keep rolling in.

    That’s why its gonna be so much fun when the money runs out, lots of hard choices then

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Shit sticks to the shoe that trod on it,

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    Brown Hater says:

    Why does anyone give Mandy (for it is he) the oxygen of any publicity or credibility?

    A twice resigned, in disgrace, unelected Minister…what is it about this individual which captivates the Westminster Village people?

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    Damien. Omen II. The Return.

    Bring Back Derek to the campaign team too. It will be like Gotham city.

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    concrete pump says:

    If Balls flattened his hair with some blue Dax, he’d look like a fat Hitler, sans tache.

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    PM says:

    I want to see Balls in a live debate.

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    Damien The Dog says:

    Mandelson’s “Oh shit” face might make this the post of the week

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    Dack Blog says:

    Which face?

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    Tailor says:

    His taste and his charming photograph album.

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    jgm2 says:

    Seems harmless enough. What a fucking sad act to get pissed off about that eh?

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    P. Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    Shit ?? Face ??

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    Mr Slater says:

    I must be a Parrot, then.

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    jgm2 says:

    Balls doesn’t do ‘debate’ same as the rest of the evasive, economy-wrecking, incompetent Labour jackasses.

    You ask a question or make a point and he gives it..

    ‘What I’m hearing on the doorstep is…’

    ‘What people are concerned about is…’

    ‘What people really want to know is…’

    Then goes off on whatever he had pre-planned.

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    Whelan 'n' Dealin' Bullyboy says:

    Isn’t Damien McPoison an integral part of Labour’s Fourshits of Hell ?

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    Oil of Ulay Salesman says:

    Look, do I really have to spell it out for you?

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    Engineer says:

    Won’t happen here. Far too sensible and straightforward.

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    Skua says:

    And look at Mandy trying unsuccessfully to control Balls! What a pair of prize hoons, they truly think we are all stupid! And If they were only half as clever as they both believe themselves to then they’d be fucking geniuses instead of the mendacious self serving twats they truly are!

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    Anonymous says:

    Just listen to the tone of Fondlebum’s voice as he cuts Brillo off, right at the end of the clip.

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    Mr Walker, (Missin ghis partner) says:

    Didn’t i know you in the 70’s.

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    The electorate says:

    It might be lovely to have Andrew there
    but your time’s up my lord. Off you fuck.

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    John Prescott says:

    So what?

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    CEOPS says:

    Ed Balls
    Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families.

    Damian McBride
    Liaison Officer, Finchley Catholic High School.

    Is there a connection?

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    Anonymous says:

    Brillo for President!

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    jgm2 says:

    There are better photographs that illustrate your point.

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    M.T. Bucket says:

    It had that sort of ”thank you Andrew you bastard now fuck off” ring to it.

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    Mr Ned says:

    He must have a dossier on most of the lobby journalists.

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    I'd lift the fucker with a sledge hammer! says:


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    Jake Thakeray's bantom cock says:

    Well Hello!!!

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    PM says:

    Good point.

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    Penfold says:

    What a pile of shiite.
    A pox and plague on the pair of ‘em.

    By the way, was Mandy minding Balls from Footinmouthitis, OR, was Balls ensuring that Mandy didn’t tout for any mortgage loans or dodgy sponsorship.

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    Spend it like Gordon says:

    Smears for the many and not just the few

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    PM says:

    Michael Caine for PM.

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    Mr Ned says:

    And let’s not forget the timeless classic, “I think what the real question is” and then answer the question that they wish that they had been asked instead.

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    Arse Licker says:

    Probably has – it holds that special appeal for some types

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    Good on ‘im. When he looked in the mirror one morning, sighed and thought: ‘time for a change’, he was speaking for most of the country.

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    Not dead yet (coffin dodger) says:

    Kiddy Fiddlers?

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Heres one I heard on the radio to ask your mates – sort of gets things in proportion.

    The debt the government has to pay is the equivalent of borrowing a million quid a day since the birth of which of the following?

    A. Tony Bliar
    B. Winston Churchill
    C. Jesus Christ

    Amen to that, Bruin.

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    backwoodsman says:

    Hasten the day, tax strike anyone ?

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    Not as funny as Apple 3.1.3, you stupid socialist. Try harder.

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    Fat Bloke on Tour says:

    C Men

    Keep up the good work.
    Food chain at the BBC has Robbo generating the sewage, you spreading it and “Old Leatherface” doing the donkey work.

    AN getting sloppy seconds again, well at least some things never change.


    Big Society = Big Swizz.
    Scratchy has spent 4 years reverse engineering the question into the only answer he has — “your on your own”.

    Free Schools = The Inclosure Act for Education.

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    mzzz. Evadne Copper-Bollocks says:

    It was quite big enough for me when I had to have it – and in any case, I wouldn’t let him use all of it anyway.

    I’ve now had him seen to, and me – I’ve moved on to bigger things.

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    jgm2 says:

    Way ahead of you.

    My family is in tax lock-down.

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    Anonymous says:

    Mandy’s still as charmless as ever.

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    Colonel Nut says:

    He does look worryingly like a Nazi thug. Makeover artists would have a tough time producing a “softer” Balls more widely acceptable to the public.

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    Anonymous says:

    Apparently the LibDems have identified £10bn annual savings.


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    oldrightie says:

    New Labour same old shit.

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    nell says:

    Balls for next labour leader with the unlovely damian at his side. It would be worth watching him win his outwood and morley seat for that.

    If balls end up leader, Labour will be out of power for good. Odious man.

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    Falling Crime Rate says:

    The BBC’s Jane Hill reports: “A member of the public asked us why our cameras and the police were outside the health centre being visited by Gordon Brown…When we explained that the PM was inside, she said: ‘Oh I thought there must have been a murder. That’s far more likely round here.'”

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    MI5, at your service! They didn’t grow up watching Spooks and reading the Guardian for nothing, you know.

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    AC1 says:

    How do we judge Tat?

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    pissed of voter says:

    I’d prefer to see him in a coffin.

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    AC1 says:


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    A mere peasant says:

    I’ve been on tick-over since Labour won in 2005.

    Minimal possible work + minimal possible expenditure = minimal possible tax-take for Gordon to grab and waste on his client-state.

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    I despair says:

    I dunno.

    They could have Gary Glitter as leader and
    they’d still poll 30%.

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    Colonel Mad says:

    Ed Balls was ironically named by the SS scientists who created him.He,like his genetic father,Adolf,has one ball.

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    jgm2 says:

    I’ve identified 14bn quid in savings.

    That’s how much extra it would have cost us if Brown had held the election on June 3rd instead of May 6th.

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    Reichschancellor ( in-waiting, and waiting and waiting ) GoBalls says:

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    Blair's Paid Ego Parrot says:

    Thank you for posting that.Same thing happened in the ‘Depression of 1920′. The Federal Reserve did nothing and the President cut Government spending DRAMATICALLY.After a year,it was all over.The Keynesians avoid talking about it because they can’t explain it.

    Buy ‘Economics In One Lesson’ by Henry Hazlitt if you want to understand what Socialists and special interests have done to the human race.

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    Labour Values says:

    We eliminated child poverty in the last Parliament – we’ll eliminate murder in the next one (if voters have the sense to support us)

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    God says:

    Judge a man by his feathered friends.

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    AC1 says:

    I’ve identified around 600 Billion in savings.

    Basically Government is a “hammer”, so stop it doing anything that doesn’t involve “nails”.

    State= Force, so it’s no wonder that Healthcare, Education, Retirement and Benefits are messing up the country. It’s the wrong tool.

    Core State = Armed Forces, Police, Judiciary, Coast Guard and connectivity.

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    jgm2 says:

    And Labour lobotomite apoligists would still be giving it ‘It’s the right thing to do’ not like the ‘do nothing Tories’ who would ‘endanger the recovery’.

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    John Terry is snide and untrustworthy says:

    I agree and also despair but the reason is Cameron and his pathetic sidekick Osborne. The Tories should be streets ahead by now if there was any justice. I hope for a hung parliament and many heads will be knocked together. Fucking cesspit of a country!

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    jgm2 says:

    I want you to eliminate cancer like you promised to last year. Not like the ‘do-nothing Tories’ who would give everybody cancer because they like eating cancer-riddled babies.

    Vote Labour.

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    A mere peasant says:

    ..alive, banging frantically on the inside of the lid, as it’s lowered into the ground.

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    pissed of voter says:

    There’s something really creepy about Balls. I always feel very uncomfortable when he appears on the box. Is he, perchance, on the sex offenders register?

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    willie hague says:

    You’ll never be alone with a crate full of pies you fat cuпt.

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    Colonel Nut says:

    Or D. Tutankhaman

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    NotaSheep says:

    But there’s a school in North London that is relying on Damian McBride’s PR skills.

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    stilyagi_air_corp says:

    By his work on his blog.

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    English Liberation Front says:

    Yes, the New Labour hegemony are like the Nazi gangsters. Arrogant, too pleased with themselves, manipulative, believing in the power of propaganda before anything else, demonising opposition to their plans, persecuting and oppressing free speech.

    A truly nasty bunch of thugs.

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    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Mandelson taking a swipe at Brillo seems a bit stupid. Mandelson beginning to feel the pessure it seems. Balls/McBride two peas in a pod.

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    Gordon Brown for soap.

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    Brown Hater says:

    …and I’ll wager that there is, in existence, a juicy dossier on Mandy himself!

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    Maladroit Labour Chump says:

    We are the caNcer scAre STorY party.

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    PM says:

    And they still say there’s going to be a hung parliament. Bollocks.

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    julian says:

    Look at Mandy’s face when McBrides name came up. I thought perhaps he was having problems with his prolapsed arsehole again………..and ineed he was.

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    MI5 says:

    This must be the first time that a Cabinet Minsiter says that a disgraced Smearer is “his friend etc”

    Obviously Balls lives in the gutter like McBride…

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    jgm2 says:

    But Starkey points out it took only three years to get to that happy position. We’re already two years into the 200bn a year cover-up. If Brown had taken action the day Northern Rock went tits up this would all be over by now. Instead of which we still have it all ahead of us and fuckwits like Bob Crow just fucking itching for a scrap.

    Every job is sacred, every job is good. every job is needed in your neighbourhood.


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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Well I will be there to throw a ROTTEN EGG at the stupid cow Harriet !

    Thanks for the pre-advanced warning.

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    AC1 says:

    The fact that there’s an “LGBT Labour manifesto”* is a good reason not to vote Labour.

    *Or any more-equal group.

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    English Liberation Front says:

    Probably by locking everyone up.

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    Leaky pipes says:

    Nice to see those wankers at beeb still stitching up Dave getting live comments when not prepared again.

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    Debunker says:

    That reminds me of what was said about Long Term Capital Management and the number of lies in that title. You’ve managed to produce even more – okay, you did have a whole sentence.

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    What’s that torchlit sign in the sky?
    Its Vatman !

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    Anonymous says:

    If Brown admits to taking his eye off the ball about the banks, then the questions is what other, less obvious, areas has he missed. It seems the Labour goals overrode reality. They ignored the world while they got on with their planned social changes. That is not government.

    So what else did he miss:
    1. The spy state. All countries are free to create databases of all our assets.
    2. The “affordable housing” scam. Good principle but no protection. Tied cottages. Next big fraud.
    3. The demise of maintenance. Why clean it, we could just rebuild it!
    4. PFI. Why pay now …
    5. Fuel speculation, lack of storage.
    6. Electricity Generation. Lack of a plan.
    7. The idle majority. Who would run a company with so many not contributing.

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    jgm2 says:

    He talks so much shit he’s the fertilizer equivalent of the Golden Goose.

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    Brown Hater says:

    …but look at the all knowing look on Brillo’s face. The truth will out.

    A good man, Brillo, oh that the BBC had more than one of his calibre!

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    corrupt press says:

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Please BBC show more of the Hunt-Duo Mand & Balls !

    If anything is going to stop these twats getting back into power, it is more people hearing them spout more shite .

    They are utter gutter scum !

    (BTW – Is Cooper Balls still sucking Telegraph Balls ?)

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    A mere peasant says:

    We are locked up, in HMP GB. Murder to be reclassified as ‘negative inmate incarceration experience’.

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    Mark Oaten says:

    I wish he would join the lib dems

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    Colonel Mad says:

    PR=Per Rectum?

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    Natural Dave says:

    I think Dave came over far better when he thought he was off air. The Natural Dave is more likeable than the politician on TV Dave.

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    Labour Values says:

    Okay, Debunker, where have I lied. I admit I can’t state positively what the future will bring, but Labour’s policies on crime are the way forward. We’re not only tough on murder, but tough on its causes.

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    Behold it's tat says:

    look in the mirror tat

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    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    Don’t mention BULLION.


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    John Terry is snide and untrustworthy says:

    (BTW – Is Cooper Balls still sucking Telegraph Balls ?)

    No, she’s now into telegraph posts.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    You have good reason: http://tinyurl.com/4v2xt7
    As you can see, from an early age he was pissing in the faces of those who fought wars so he was free to flip his house 3 times in 2 years whilst they had to choose between heating and eating. Getting them to pay for the poppies at their own service didn’t merit a second thought for this Right Honourable member: http://tinyurl.com/r4kggh

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    Bully Boy Balls says:

    Did you mean bullion or bullying ??????????

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    Anon says:

    You’re just jealous because you don’t have a successful blog like TaT.
    But getting back on topic: you’ve got to larf haven’t you?
    If the Tories chances of winning was fuelled by how much they whinged they would win a majority of over a hundred seats.
    And for Guido the master traducer to start whingeing about McBride is beyond hypocrisy. You simply couldn not make it up. You must have been blushing when you posted this thread Guido.
    You have taken irony to new and ridiculous levels and for that I salute you.

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    Anon says:

    Take your own advice.
    Maybe then your life wouldn’t be so shit.

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    Dan Dare says:

    She probably likes to eat rotten eggs.
    Reptiles from outer space “lurve” rotten eggs.
    So does the Mekon I believe.

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    Anonymous says:

    Mandy has Balls in his hand.

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    Maladroit Labour Chump says:


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    Busted nokia says:

    the only reason to watch the BBC

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    mashed swede says:

    Balls in his student days, preparing for his current role.

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    Anon says:

    Said the nasty thug.

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    Snig says:

    I’d emigrate to Australia, or I’d be ostracised here

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    Conservative Party says:

    Shut up Bill, we raised VAT from 5% to 17.5%.

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    Or E. Mitochondrial Eve

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    Lib Dem Hold The Balance of Power says:

    Nick Clegg has Gordon Brown and David Cameron by the nuts you mean.

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    Debunker says:

    It’s true that you managed to eliminate ‘MP poverty’.

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    I doubt it. But it may complement his bedtime reading.

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    Anonymous says:

    Operation Ore??

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    jgm2 says:

    I heard it was Telegraph Poles. But I’m sure it’s just a vicious rumour.

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Limp Dick Clegg ? are you having a laff……

    He has the nerve to say the Tories £6bn is outragous & then goes & declares a £17gn tax rebate.

    The bloke is a fooking daft Hunt

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    She is a dirty cheap slag !

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    Gardener says:

    Me too

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    concrete pump says:

    Massively O/T, (apologies).

    Wind turbines are sinking, oh the joy. Wrong agg, wrong slump, hahahahahaha!


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    Hang The Bastards says:

    She has used he Erotic Capital to the full to get where she is…….

    Suck off a few journalists to get airtime to have a rant to get into the Cabinet…. EASY !

    Oh & make sure Ed doesnt find out…. but them again he’s probably getting bummed at the same time from a Brown & Mandy spitroast.

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    concrete pump says:

    Mandy’s bumhole.

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    mossadosiers says:

    And it’s for sale

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    Lord Manhandlemyballs says:

    Move along now, nothing to see here.

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    Penfold says:

    Where’s Magda and Joey the Crip?

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    Vote Vote Vote for Jacqui. says:

    At least rotten eggs will tone down her halitosis.

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    Labour Values says:

    All you can do is feebly focus on personalities. We’re going to stay in office because we have superior policies, underpinned by superior values such as fairness.

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    Old Archer says:

    Boss Hog reminds me of someone, just can’t think who.

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    Old Archer says:

    except he SHOUTS it

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    Old Archer says:

    into the fire

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    What is the point? says:

    I don’t understand this last Labour poster. What point are they trying to make?

    If you’re there for him, he won’t be there for you


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    Old Archer says:


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    Penfold says:

    What a load of bollocks, child poverty, since when have children been sent out to work down mine or up chimney stack in th elast 50 years.
    You arse hole, child poverty has been dreamt up by the PR boys as an excuse for letting people breed without having the financial wherewithal to look after their issue. Mainly ethnic types or have provided no economic gain to the country OR feckless tarts who have multiple brats from different fathers. Where the CSA doesn’t even bother to hound the absent fathers, as it was probably the reult of a one night knee trembler in a back alley somewhere.
    Child Poverty my arse, yet another con on the public to fleece people of hard earned cash.

    Dickhead, fuck orff to Pyonyang and the real Great Leader.

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    Right Bastard says:

    Trying to ring the bell that’s had it’s clapper removed.

  155. 155
    Dudley South says:

    …as it’s lowered into the lava. Let’s not take any chances.

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    Van Rumpey says:

    If you don’t kick in with us you won’t be allowed to travel anywhere via Europe

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    Lib Dem Hold The Balance of Power says:

    And that 17billion pounds tax rebate will go mainly to low earners who immediately spend 95 per cent of the wages they receive which means most of the tax cut will be injected straight into the economy.
    With thicko Tories like you in charge offering tax breaks only to the rich like George W Bush, the public finances which are terrible enough under Brown would get even worse.
    The Tories would finish this country off. Look at what Bush’s tax breaks for the rich did to the American economy, it almost destroyed it.
    Now they have President Obama in charge things are starting to get better.
    Republicans are the same as the Conservative, they place party and self interest before national interest.

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    Anonymous says:

    Aren’t you basing that on the assumption that whoever wins on May 6th is actually going to cut the borrowing?

    I thought all three main parties were in broad agreement: increasing the debt by ~£160bn a year is about right.

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    Spend it like Gordon says:

    Stephen Buyers for Hire

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    Anonymous says:

    Of course he still speaks to him, two peas in a pod.

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    Captain Boycott says:

    His taste for guacamole?

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    Old Archer says:

    Gordon, for his mistakes will now make the banks pay, tough on banks.tough on the causes of banks.

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    stilyagi_air_corp says:

    Strange, I thought you would have thanked me for the compliment. Maybe TaT doesn’t have a real blog, after all! No matter how much it gets talked about on Guido’s site, it’s just vapourware, and therefore both use and value-less.

    This site ain’t your blog, TaT, it’s just an extension to your kharzi wall. Fool!

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    Old Archer says:

    made by some coke addled chimp,and approved by an idiot

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    PM says:

    With Yvette Cooper and Damian McBride. Lovely threesome.

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    Major Blink says:

    is laura koons software fucked today, she seems to be blinking like mad

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    Anonymous says:

    That was on purpose!

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    The Bullying Bullion Buggerer says:

    We are going to sell the Isle of White to pay for my mistakes.

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    Mr Ned says:

    And the EU will insist that whoever wins on May 6th raises it to 20%

    Your point?

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    Major Blink says:

    is that margy becketts daughter in that halifax ad above

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    Lincolnshire Squire says:

    If you listen carefully, you can hear Mandleson telling Balls to ‘Be careful’.

  172. 172
    Oil of Ulay Salesman says:

    Said our main supply reservoir for our ‘special secret ingredient’

    We’re running out, by the way. Get back to work!

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    PM says:

    What’s worse? Being boned by Ed Balls or having to bone Yvette Cooper? Answers on a postcard to…

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    Mrs Sarah Comfort-Brownklet says:

    It means if you vote for him, he’ll leave you alone. He won’t tax you and send part of your hard-earned to a Glaswegian estate full of crackheads – somehting I think they call ‘fairness’.

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    Number 10's cat says:

    You want fair?
    Try dividing the global economic output by the planetary population.
    Answer: a planet of paupers.
    That’s fairness for you

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    That was to pay off the Callaghan government’s IMF loan wasn’t it?

    You should always spend within your means. Even if you have to borrow to achieve that.

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    pissed of voter says:

    no way is she cheap. look at her expense claims.

  178. 178
    Satans Cook says:

    how do you like your legs in the morning

  179. 179
    pissed of voter says:

    is that one of the tough choices that party leaders keep banging on about?

  180. 180
    Number 10's cat says:

    Maybe her other half gave her a faceful this morning

  181. 181
    Zapp says:

    Vince Cable for the chair

  182. 182
    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    “Show me your friends and I’ll show you who you are”.

    Right from the begining of Newlabour I was baffled as to how anybody could have voted for that slippery fucker mangleschlom; what were they thinking (if at all)

  183. 183
    Time To Go Gordon says:

    British people today seem like those Russians in the 90s who longed for a return to the Soviet Union because they couldn’t cope with all the choices they had to make. About 65% of the British public seem to want to be told what to do. I can’t think of any other Western country that would put up with the erosions of freedoms we have put up with.

    A small example is the way Londoners put up with the constant closing of tube lines for maintenance. When it was suggested to a Parisian that they could do the same on the Paris metro he said it was impossible as the French public would never allow it. In Paris the lines stay open all day and maintenance work is carried out during the night.

  184. 184
    brown bread says:

    Er….sorry to disappoint, but you’re not staying in office.

    Now fuck off.

  185. 185
    ed balls, glove puppet says:

    He said that without moving his lips.

  186. 186
    GCHQ says:

    At ten seconds in.

  187. 187
    Anon says:

    I was talking to AC1 who is jealous that TaT is successful and AC1 is a failure who lives off the inheritance he gained from pushing his poor old mum down the stairs and breaking her neck.
    I was not talking to you SAC, I was talking over you.

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    Nah, they only formed in the late 60’s

  189. 189
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Balls is the Labour Party’s Gollum…he doesn’t have any friends!!

  190. 190
    Labour Values says:

    Opinion polls suggest we have a good chance of remaining in office.

  191. 191
    Sir Everard Digby says:

    Fuck that must be rivetting dinner party – Blinky No Mates, McBride,Mrs Balls and McRuin.
    What would they talk about ?

    ‘Gordon here’s the list of the seven people we have not briefed against in the last 13 years. Actually it’s worse than that because us 4 are on the list and the rest are dead’

    ‘Ed, I am a strong leader – start smearing everyone on the list -get on to it before the cheese and biscuits( which I am not sure if I like or not.Give me a few days to decide)

    Did you manage to find any more party faithful I can stand up speak passionately to?

    ‘Sorry Gordon,we have covered all 264 many times over. We think you might have to talk to …..ordinary people.

    ‘Yvette, phone an ambulance,Gordon’s collapsed ‘

  192. 192
    Labour Values says:

    Using a lot of swearwords may make you feel a ‘real man’, but detracts from your argument. Our values are built around constructive debate rather than cheap insults.

  193. 193
    Brown Hater says:

    …goes well with fish & chips apparently!

  194. 194
    Ed (not balls) says:

    cracking spot..

  195. 195
    Labour Values says:

    Not actually true, but I’ll leave you to do the work – try looking at sources like the OECD or World Bank rather than chuck in a ‘fact-free’ post.

  196. 196
    vinny cable says:

    155 is utter nonsense

  197. 197
    Anon says:

    I am anti-EU so you are pushing an open door Mr Ned.

  198. 198
    Anon says:

    Unfortunately for you Tory troll it is not.

  199. 199
    John Bull says:

    brillo is the nearest thing to a journalist with integrity the msm have today

  200. 200
    Furious Capitalist says:

    This is surely the Gay news not the Guy news. These Hunts, all they think about is getting rearended. No wonder the country is fucked. Well I don’t take kindly to getting fucked. So they can all go and fuck off.

  201. 201
    Nutstuffer says:

    The Prime Mincer is now starting to overreach himself…as the de facto campaign strategist his condescending two faced double talking manner is beyond irritating it is pathetic to hear.

    Edbutnoballs is beginning the re-alignment process to position himself ready for the forthcoming leader election…the question remains will he be going for the top spot or as chancellor to mandleslime as PM ?

    Both of these men are repulsive cretins.

    As for the Lib dem event…not a bad performance from cleggie but the party has no depth..no talent within it and as kingmaker in waiting should a hung parliament become a reality a very sad prospect for the country to live with.

  202. 202
    Anonymous says:

    Balls is debating live on TV on may 3rd, just in time to turn millions of voters to the Tories.

    Iain Dale has a full list of debates.

  203. 203
    Furious Capitalist says:

    Do you not mean funding the Afghan WAR, so that some CIA bods can sell Smack around the world.

  204. 204
    udderly 'orrible says:

    And the horrendous Gargoyle has finally admitted he’s to blame, “I listened to the banks when they called for less regulation, I learnt a lesson”, (b*llocks of course this Marxist cretin is unteachable) call in the lawyers, imbecile cost us all 3 trillion pounds, take him to the Tower.

  205. 205
    Gordon Brown Farts on TV says:

  206. 206
    Animal says:

    Child poverty in this country certainly has not been “eliminated” – the figures quoted by the Campaign to End Child Poverty stand at around 4 million children – and with no measures on this in the last budget along with the deepest recession since Great War, it will continue. So yes, you did write out a whopping lie there.

    Of course, Liebore could just fix the stats to say child poverty doesn’t exist in the UK – rather like how Balls just plays with the education stats to cover up his own failings.

    Now, about this idea that a future Liebore Government will ‘eliminate murder’. Exactly how will they do that – rename it as ‘involuntary euthanasia’ perhaps?

  207. 207
    Animal says:

    hmm, if you claim your values are built around constructive debate then why did New Labour employ Damian McBride and Derek Draper?

  208. 208
    vinny cable says:

    1.5 billion goes to the lowest paid so what you say is utter nonsense

  209. 209
    Traveller says:

    I was recently in a country where my supermarket bill had four vat rates on it. All for food items, mind (our food isn’t vatable).

  210. 210
    I hate New Labour says:

    I really hope Balls is the next Labour leader.

    That should be enough to keep them in opposition for years and years, the poisonous twerp.

  211. 211
    Animal says:

    The polls predicted Kinnock would be PM. You really should have learned not to depend on them.

  212. 212
    Klingon Breath says:

    Another piece of Liebour spin and whitewash – just don’t let facts get in the way of more taxation and waste”
    “‘No malpractice’ by climate unit ”
    If it wasn’t so serious I’d ROFL -

  213. 213
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Balls appears to have been talking to himself. Certainly ball’s lips moving in sequence.

  214. 214
    Klingon Breath says:

    Yes and shows how weak and indecisive he is – no use handwringing now.

  215. 215
    TheDevineOne says:

    Two halves of the same pod, probably separated at birth or cloned – both rotund and sweaty.

  216. 216
    TheDevineOne says:

    Could save billions by retreating – no more soldiers in far flung places, no more MEP, get rid of the Government, and local councillors pay us for the privillage of running the council. If they do well, they get some Tesco/M&S Vouchers at the end of the year.

  217. 217
    TheDevineOne says:

    Ostriches live in Africa, but I’m sure they’d be quite happy in Australia

  218. 218
    TheDevineOne says:

    Because he’s the queen of mean, and he knows where the bodies are buried

  219. 219
    TheDevineOne says:

    One of the brown shirts

  220. 220
    TheDevineOne says:

    Hope they have enough buckets and sponges to clear up the sweat and vomit

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    TheDevineOne says:


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    Number 10's cat says:

    Straight out of Rapid Rebuttal Unit playbook.
    Get something out there, even though it’s completly devoid of any substance.
    You are the one rebutting, YOU construct the cogent arguument.

  223. 223
    TheDevineOne says:

    No, it will be known as recycling, and all useful parts will be sold off to pay the country’s debts – kidneys, hearts, eyes, liver, for replacement surgery; legs and arms for medical students; teeth and hair for the cosmetic industry, and anything left over will be used for soap. Vote Labour, you know it makes sense.

  224. 224
    TheDevineOne says:

    Ewwwwww. Looks like he’s giving birth to something – NOOOOOO, not another Sweaty Balls.

  225. 225
    Horny handed son of toil says:

    Hey fat boy “your what on your own”?You’re obviously a product of liebor’s 12 years of educashion, educashion, educashion!

  226. 226
    Observant says:

    well spotted….shows thats a sore point to dig away at obviously they have been and are in touch regularly.

  227. 227
    Whyvette Balls says:

    He’s my hero balls or no balls!

  228. 228
    jgm2 says:

    Labour values are built around outrageous lies.

  229. 229
    TheDevineOne says:

    How truly sad :-(

  230. 230
    Charlie says:

    Who is on Brillo’s left? Very yummy!

  231. 231
    PM says:

    That’s class.

  232. 232
    DysgwrCymraeg says:

    Listen guys, the admission from the gargolye is simply motivated. Just ahead of the Tv debates he’s making a defence on that score in advance, just in case his line about the tories actually calling for less regulation doesn’t work first time round. It’s getting his retaliation in first. Obviously things went tits up, so yeah ” I learned some lessons” is always a get-out for these morons.

  233. 233
    Thats MISTER pleb to you! says:

    Certainly the most intelligent and honest thing I have yet to hear from him.

  234. 234

    […] Whelan was also copied in on all those Smeargate emails sent a year ago. With Balls saying only this morning that he’s still in touch with his old mate McPoison “from time to time” (contradicting what […]

  235. 235
    anun says:

    I like how hard Mandelson squeezes Balls’ arm at the beginning.

  236. 236
    TheDevineOne says:

    Really blew me away.

  237. 237
    Tris Stokes Old Boiler says:

    Herr Balls for Pope?

  238. 238
    Gordoom cooks the books says:

    just watched brillo nail BALLS on the DP show classic Mandy attempt to avoid the question WHAT A BUNCH OF WANKERS

  239. 239
    manicbeancounter says:

    Have to be pessimistic, but Canadian Debt was 70% of GDP and deficit was just 9%. For the UK it will peak at 95% (under Darlings forecast) and 12.2%.

    About time someone tried to see how much was Gordo’s fault and how much the “world-wide recession”.



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