April 11th, 2010

If It Is Good Enough for the Troops,
It Is Good Enough for Politicians

Denis MacShane is an odious man, some of the stuff he has written in recent months smearing eurosceptics as basically neo-nazis really crossed over the line. He has been comprehensively debunked time and time again by Britain’s former ambassador to Poland, Charles Crawford. Nevertheless the media still give the professional Pole a platform, the Guardian gave him space on the Polish air crash tragedy yesterday.

What struck Guido reading his eulogy to the Polish president, Lech Kaczynski, wasn’t the shameless shift in gear by MacShane.  He called him a “Polish patriot” who “reached out Poland’s Jewish community” so soon after accusing Kaczynski together with his party of racism and homophobia when they allied with the Tories in the new eurosceptic ECRG grouping in the EU parliament.

No, what really stunned Guido was this line on the air crash once again revealing the sense of self-entitlement of our political class:

There is a meanness about the treatment of government representatives who, in the name of finance ministry parsimony, are expected to fly travel in outdated, low-tech, uncomfortable planes.

You mean like the ones your government sends our troops and Nimrod pilots to die in?


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    Anonymous says:

    Nimrod is pretty though…

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    Another Engineer says:

    Of course, it also looks likely this crash was absolutely nothing to do with the aircraft, and more to do with sticking to a flawed plan despite circumstances dictating otherwise.


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    guy herbert says:

    Now Guido, you must understand that soldiers aren’t “government representatives”, any more than are the opposition politicians who besmirch our country by disagreeing with the same government representatives. Annointed by their love for Government and its love for them, the likes of MacShane have a superior function and role in our society to go with their superior sensitivity and moral judgment exercised on our behalf, and ought to be treated with proper veneration.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Don’t forget the lack of helicoptors that increases the size of the butcher’s bill, and the lack of manpower that means that soldiers spend too long in combat, also increasing casualties. Add on the total lack of proper psychiatric care after combat which results in 10% of jail places being taken up by soldiers who can’t cope with civvy life. A future fair for all – especially if you are an alky-aida hate preacher getting benefits valued at twice a squaddie’s pay.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Nimrod’s had a problem for years and was due to phased out. Then came Labour and a part-time minister for a war on two fronts……

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    Doc Trough says:

    Has the ability, even though in a far distant location, to leave one in urgent need of a shower. I call this ‘ The Hain Effect ‘.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    I wonder how many tears would have been shed if it had crashed into the House of Corruption…

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    will Green Dave restore power to the UK? says:

    There is no doubt that Labour wants a Federal Europe. The whole global warming agenda is to set up a world government and Europe is the start. Although Dave has positioned his MEPs apart from the federalists, his pandering to the Green movement alarms me. The greens do not want to see individual nations all doing their own thing, they want the whole world to do what THEY (the Greens) want.

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    harpic says:

    He really is a first class shit who is so opinionated that he leaves Brown in the starting blocks. What a despicable representative for the people in Rotheram to have had as their MP. I have a faint suspicion that he has some odd blood coursing through his veins, at any rate it manifests itself every time, he stands up, dressed in the most outlandish demode clothes and gives a typical sneering utterance .

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    Gordon Brown the needle in the Moral Compass says:

    I am particularly pleased to note that the Prime Minister has blocked the Peerage of General Sir Richard Dannat.

    He is a disgraceful man who has spoken up for our troops when they have been sent to war without equipment and criticised the stupidity of political decisions. And he had the gall to win a Military Cross for courage.

    Contrast that with John Prescott and Ruth Kelly who will get Peerages.

    Lady Kelly of Opus Dei and Lord Prescott of Tracey upon Temple. Two of the most courageous, intelligent and economical Politicians of our time.

    God Bless you Prime Minister for recognising those who have fearlessly served this Nation.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I think, late in the day, I may have uncovered McBroon’s secret.

    We tend to think that he stands at the despatch box saying, “tractor stats, tractor stats, tractor stats”.

    We have convinced ourselves because that is what it sounds like. Although encumbered with a strange accent, even by local standards, he is actually a very intelligent man (according to unconfirmed reports).

    The truth may be that he is not saying “tractor stats” at all but “Tractatus”. As any member of his local Kirkcaldy Working Mens’ Club could explain to you, the Tractatus (full title: Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus) is Wittgenstein’s first systematic philosophical work and the only book of his published whilst this particular iron hoof, so sorry, great philosopher, was still alive.

    So what? You might reasonably ask. Well, lets just establish James Gordon McBroon’s birthday and you will begin to see more clearly what I mean. It is 20th February.

    All you philosophical types out there, including the entire esteemed company of the aforementioned Kirkcaldy WMC, will know that the Tractatus consists of staccato paragraphs, numbered from one to seven, split into subsections, also numbered. This is because it is actually a horoscope, which is why people have had so much difficulty in understanding it properly over the years.

    So you should take the birthday of the one-eyed mong, so sorry, our esteemed Prime Minister, and move the decimal point up one to the left (because, if you have ever been Chancellor of the Exchequer, that is what you do with decimal points – as many times as they’ll let you) and you get 2.02. It is a good example of how to make debt appear smaller, but I digress.

    Now turn up this number in the Tractatus and you find the following:

    2.02 Objects are simple. (just three words – that is all. )

    So now you have it! I am simple, you are simple, he is simple. We, (collective) you and they are simple. Every being and thing is simple, including our Prime Minister.

    Ergo, running the economy is simple, abolishing boom and bust is simple, following Golden Rules is simple, selling the UK’s gold at the right price is simple, avoiding a house price bubble is simple, regulating banks is simple, paying off the deficit is simple whilst closing the gap between rich and poor is absolute child’s play, and so it goes on.

    We can all remember him preaching these ideas, inspired by his father and his hero. So, as they ask about his half-brother mentalist, Derren Brown, “How did he do?” I’m not going to answer that but the electorate will. That will also be very simple.

    But I suspect that the legend attached to McBroon’s portrait on the staircase at 10 Downing Street will consist of just one four letter word (no … Nokia has five.) That simple word will be:


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    Chapps says:

    Is it a good idea to put the former head of the KGB in charge of the invesigation. (Mr Putin)?

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    Another Engineer says:

    Yes. Wasn’t suggesting otherwise. Nimrods are of course based on the world’s first passenger jet, which gives you an idea of how old the design is.

    In this case, however, it does appear that the aircraft had nothing to do with it.

    Which makes MacShane doubly wrong.

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    All the UK politicians board a plane to Russia…

    Then I woke up.

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    Computer says Yes when it should have said NO says:

    I see that our fantastic NHS has been ripping out body parts of those who have vnot given their consent. Reason given, the wrong input of datinto the computer.

    God help us if their computer system goes nationwide. How much wrong data would be input into that?

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    Not so much a Lavender List as a Lavatory List, isn’t it?

    Says in the Mail that even Sion fucking Simon is getting a peerage, for services to Dromey.


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    Down Periscope says:

    ‘There is no doubt that Labour wants a Federal Europe.’

    All the parties are signed up to it. Check out David Noakes on you tube.

    Great insight.

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    Dingo Stole My Baby says:


    The Polish crash had nothing whatever to do with the airworthiness of the aircraft – unlike the Nimrod crash.

    MacShane presumably thinks he should be entitled to a personal jet to ferry him between Rotherham (if he ever goes there!) and all these parts of Europe where he has such an interest in fighting neo-Nazis. You’d have thought his time would be better spent fighting the BNP here in the UK – but I guess you don’t get AirMiles for that.

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    Anonymous says:

    Yes it is a very good idea. He won’t stand for any whitewash. They should have put him in charge of the dr Kelly investigation

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    Archer Karcher says:

    It`s not just Labour who need cleaning out. The whole shitshower in Westminster need removing.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    It is interesting to note that the book with the title that has summed up the last decade, “Don’t You Know Who I Am?”, was written by the absolutely gorgeous Piers Morgan.

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    Anonymous says:

    The Polish plane that crashed was built in the 90s and was fitted out with all the Presidential bling.

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    Raving Mad says:

    Wiki gets quite expressive about our Denis


    a man full of shit.

    Am I alone in having the dark thought that it was a pity the aircrash was populated by members of the Polish government and not the British ……. ?

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    They ask and if the cadaver doesn’t say no they take that as assent.

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    Mitch says:

    Politicians should fly the oldest, worst maintained planes available then they would be made safe or replaced also it would sort the lucky from the dead.

    No special treatment for politicians.

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    There’s only one answer to that, and it is….


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    Computer says ‘yes’.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Whereof he cannot speak, thereof I must remain silent.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    The Data inputters probably don`t have English as their first language or simply can`t be arsed. Either way they know nothing will happen to them. If 1200 can be killed by a Health Authority and nobody found guilty of any wrong doing, whats a trifle such as pressing the wrong key on a keyboard worthy of?

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    Windsor Tripehound says:

    Sion Simon!!!

    I sincerely hope you’re taking the piss.

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    This is true, plus they have big life insurance and generous dependants’ pensions and are therefore a much more expensive burden on taxpayers in the event of an early death, unlike soldiers who are really cheap ‘n easy to replace.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Only two parties want out of a federal EU, I think you know already who they are.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Morning Frankie! Sleep well?

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    Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

    Am I alone in having the dark thought

    No, about 6.7 billion people world-wide were thinking the same thing.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Do they wait until the doner is dead?

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    REEVO says:

    Well there you have it Guido!

    Not unlike while our troops fighting and dying in Afghanistan MP’s happy to loot their taxes along with the rest of us.

    Also I see that Westminster scum is not revealing the latest scandal about MP’s unpaid drinks and restaurant gluttony TILL AFTER THE ELECTION!!!!!

    Its a stark reality that Westminster does not care about soldiers, all Westminster and the media circus cares about is its own skin and getting a gravy train job at the taxpayers expense!

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    HandsomeDavid says:

    And here, our great leader is being fed custard by his lover.

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    On the other hand, he could be saying ‘Tacitus’ – implying either

    a) silence (as in the name Tacitus), or
    b) “ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant” – ‘They make a wilderness, and call it peace’, possibly referring to the Scotched Earth economic policy.

    It’s hard to tell, what with him not being a native English speaker…

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    ‘Fraid not – here is the Mail article.

    Nearly made me launch the laptop.

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    Evil Liebore says:

    Odious doesn’t go far enough in describing MacShame. Every time I see his smackable mug on TV, I want – as Stuart MacLennan would say – to vom.

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    HASH GORDON saviour of the universe says:

    Apart from that big mushroom growing out of its back !

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    filipinomonkey says:

    My money being the pressure the pilots were under to get the President to the ceremony on time.

    Sadly there’s more than one aircrash down to such errors, the Tenerife aircrash of 1977 which killed more than 500 being a notable example.

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    Dr Shipman says:


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    A Scouser says:

    Ey, Wack – I think you got the wrong aircraft there…

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    Skull Murphy says:


    Ah’m really shocked, so ah ahm.

    He said he couldnae make it so it wis nice tae see him after a’.

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    Evil Liebore says:

    Surely it’s for Sion’s services to comedy? Sion has a special gift. He can make you laugh without saying anything. You only have to look at his face to crack up. I’m reminded of a line from Full Metal Jacket which is rather apt. “You’re so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece.”

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    streamfisher says:

    Just had a letter through the door from NHS about the ‘care record service’ as they call it (the thing which will make all your private medical details effectively available to any Tom Dick or Harry), had to read it three times to work out how you are supposed to opt out, it seems to opt out I will have to write to them for the appropriate form or down load one from a Government online site, It seems Opting in has been made very simple (do nothing) whereas opting out is a deliberately convoluting process. New Labour still trying to get everybody signed up to a national dna database by the back door.

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    Labour the lie, deny and smear party says:

    When the recent history of Labour comes to be written I am 100% certain that, apart from their awful failures and proven incompetence, those within the labour party will confirm the truly awful nature of Gordon Brown.

    In short they will confirm that the creature was a fukker, a nasty toxic bully boy who was incapable of admitting his mistakes. = a complete dickhead!

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    Evil Liebore says:

    Nice reference to No Country For Old Men.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    It’s a good theory Paragnostic and worthy of examination. The background to my idea was that I spent quite a pleasant sunny week in Kirkcaldy last summer and it seemed that they were all saying on the streets and in the bars, “Hais a weeeird kees!” I put that in my translator and it gave me, “The world is everything that is the case.”

    They were also saying, “”a great broon pig to haud the butter in.” I am still working on that one and offer it to you, in case it helps your theory.

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    top brass says:

    The heads of the Army Navy and Airforce were also onboard. That pilot must have been under intense pressure to not let a touch of fog end his career.

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    Tory Troll says:

    Why doesn’t David Cameron sack George Osborne in order to give his Conservative Party a fighting chance in the General Election ??

    In the fierce battle between the parties over who is best-placed to handle the economy, Mr Cameron’s would-be Chancellor George Osborne is seen as the worst possible option to take charge of Britain’s finances. Alistair Darling was voted the best Chancellor with 23 per cent in our poll. Lib Dem finance spokesman Vince Cable was second on 21 per cent with Mr Osborne trailing in third place with the support of just 19 per cent of those surveyed. The remaining 37 per cent are listed as “don’t knows”.

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    oldfella says:

    “That simple word will be:”

    It wasnae me

    “I want to renew the contract between the people and those they are sworn to serve” (G.Brown 2010 Election Trail)

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    Labour voter says:

    definition of a labour voter

    works in the public sector
    member of a union
    Has a career on social security
    breeds like a rabbit
    Similar to a Japanese sniper you never see him until an election
    Looks like a sheep or Lemming
    IQ of a frog
    Never able to give ant sort of argument as to why they shoulg govern.
    And last but not least they tell lies to you and then argue you are wrong
    And the Uk want 5 more years of Labour well 30% do FFS

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    Climate gate open anyones eyes or you still asleep? says:

    “You mean like the ones your government sends our troops and Nimrod pilots to die in?”

    You think Dave will be any different Guido?

    Dave has sold his soul to the EUSSR police state – the real neo Nazis, and the EU have demanded wacking great eco TAXES, all based on the global warming hoax.

    Dave thinks taxing the people of this country for an international hoax that sucks our country dry and benefits the bankers to set up an unelected world dictatoship is just grand, he is even providing a civil defence army of conscripts for it, the same as Australia and the US.

    All `daves` idea off course! Nothing to do with the NWO and the Bilderberg meetings eh! even though Gordon announced the ssame thing not too long ago!

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    David Cameron looks like Guido Fawkes

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    follow the money says:

    We have one that can see!

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    Evil Liebore says:

    You left out they’ll confirm he was an autistic, paranoid, self-aggrandising misogynist and congenital liar.

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    A man who speaks sense and a politician who tells the truth. says:

    Lord Pearson leader of UKIP is on the Marr show this morning.

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    Jonty Pryor says:

    David Cameron sees Guido Fawkes as his natural successor !

    Fucking brilliant! Does anyone know his user name so I can tweet and congraulate Guido ?

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    Talk some sense....replace Osborne this near to an election ? says:

    Like the vote on Lisbon it ain’t never gonna happen especially this near to the election. Cameron and Osborne are joined at the hip and Osborne is either gonna be Chancellor post 6 May or he and Cameron will be sending out their CVs and the Tory Party will suicidally lurch to the right and be finished as a serious political force in British politics

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    Anonymous says:

    and there you have it about polls if the 37% dont knows were to vote and say Osbourne then
    Ossie has pissed it says it all really thats why i never take any notice of them.

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    Dinosaur MacShit says:

    You have mis-spelt my name: it’s Denis MacShameless but you can call me McShit for short.

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    Anon says:

    Tory swing voters voted the New Labour party into power and kept them in power for the last decade.
    You have the memory of a goldfish.

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    BT says:

    Why don’t you fuck off, Labour Troll, and do something useful like boiling Brown’s head in a bucket of shit?

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    follow the money says:

    I prefer Monkton, don’t trust pearson yet seeing as Nigel was nobbled.

    But anything is better than phoney `EU police state, eco tax dave`.

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    HASH GORDON saviour of the universe says:

    The story on sending smear mail to cancer sufferers is staggering
    they could not have got that information from the electoral register fucking liars
    they have broken the law by using data protected information
    although they could say they found it on a train
    along with dhss records military secret records and other people’s medical records it must be really exiting traveling on a train these days
    lots of good reading information left there by labour fuckwitts !

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    Defacto says:

    So, employees National insurance contributions will rise from 11% a week to 12% a week and those earning over £844 a week will see their NI contributions rise from 12% to 13%.

    Employers will see their NI payments rise from 12.8% to 13.8%.

    The government are spinning this as a 1% rise, it is ACTUALLY a rise of around 8.5%.

    Also those paying the Higher rate are having a lesser percentage increase in their total contributions than those on the lower rate.

    Dave and Gideon should be shouting thisfrom the rooftops. The public think that they and their companies areonly paying 1% more but in reality it will be 8.5% more and thelower paid will be most affected.

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    hang um high says:

    yes its im the man

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    lol says:

    Cameron isn’t fat and shifty looking.

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    Mad Frankie Hadcock says:

    Not really, I have a thumping headache from the severe hiding I got yesterday from top boy.

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    Brown is a fucked-up sociopath says:

    It’s funny that the only people who keep calling for Osborne to be sacked are Labourites and Lib Dems. They must be fucking terrified of him.

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    Anon says:

    MacShane is a traitor who deserves a bullet in the back of the head.

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    Dave's silence on Europe is deafening. says:

    I see Dave is deliberately not mentioning Europe in his election campaign. This can only be not to scare off Conservative voters.

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    Fishy Fanny says:

    Frankie Haddock looks like a guppy fish

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    HASH GORDON saviour of the universe says:

    that would have caused a year long street party bigger than VE day !

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    Gordon Brezhnev says:

    Many are the product of our EDUCATION,EDDYCATION,EDGEYERKAYSHUN policy.

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    Harriet's Gnarled Clit says:

    Denis is a wonderful man who has been loyal to the Government no matter how ridiculous the position he’s been asked to defend. He also has a 9 inch cock that I like to stroke

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    Brown is a fucked-up sociopath says:

    I always knew there was something really slimy and sleazy about ‘MacShane’. Why do we tolerate these fifth columnists?

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    Brown is a fucked-up sociopath says:

    Ed Stourton from Radio 4’s Today programme went to a top public school and sent his son to Eton. Remember that the next time they are sneering about Cameron’s education on Radio 4.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Perhaps Cameron should put forward popular measures that would generate massive support and a landslide Tory win?
    Oh wait, he has already ruled doing anything remotely popular or sensible out.
    The country is facing financial collapse and the arguing point is a 1% rise in NI!!
    They all need taking out and shooting.

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    LOL says:

    George Osborne has Brown and co running scared. They have always been desperate to destroy him.

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    Anonymous says:

    remember be careful what you say and do with goldfish

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    Labour Monsters says:

    Jim Murphy’s family were happy to emigrate to apartheid era South Africa for economic gain.

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    Oxymoron-spotter says:

    ‘Kirkcaldy Working Men’s’ ….. ?????

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    St Paul says:

    Denise is a tiresome little prick: always advocating “big government” and calculated to drive right-thinking people into paroxysmal attacks of spluttering rage. Best recourse is to mock him – point and laugh.

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    Big Brother wants to know all about you says:

    I agree with you.It was very complicated and designed to make it difficult to opt out. In the leaflet the usual scare tactics are employed i.e. if you’re taken ill away from home it could be life threatening if the practitioner could not access records and would have to contact your GP. Complete bollocks ! All my family have already opted out.There’s no way I would trust anybody in the NHS/Government with access to my medical records or that they would be secure given the governments dismal record. Remember the tax records going astray for one………


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    Lil Olmey says:

    Some of them might also tell about his nastier side.

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    Anonymous says:

    went in for a knee op came out with one less eyeball surgeon could understand English thought the Great leader needed one

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Law? You seriously imagine for one moment that this rotten shower of thieves, liars and fraudsters could care less? The days of equality under the law have long since passed.
    The commissariatate are entering the post democratic / show trial era with a gusto. It is the right thing to do comrade, do you not agree?

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    Anon says:

    Oh yes, I am sure they are terrified by the snotty nosed housing benefit cheat millionaire whining wallpaper merchant upper class twit, Gideon Osborne.
    You Tories have a very dry sense of humour, I will grant you that.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Mark Oaten: Sunday lunch is lovely.

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    JL says:

    You’re shitting yourself Labour-troll, fucking shitting yourself.

    Labour’s gravy train to end soon.

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    Anon says:

    A word of advice: Tory trolls constantly calling Brown a fucked up sociopath makes them look like fucked up sociopaths themselves and turns voters away from the Conservative party.
    Well done.

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    Jock says:

    Hais a weeeird kees!

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Yes, a bit like People’s Republic, isn’t it?

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    A Weegie gangster says:

    Donating to Labour is the right thing to do.

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    Anonymous says:


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    lol says:

    But Brown is a fucked-up sociopath as becomes obvious every time we see the shamelessly dishonest, gurning madman on the telly.

    Everybody can see that the despicable wretch is far from normal.

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    LORD PRESCOTT of Mount Tracey Temple and The Ridings says:

    Fuck me Gordon
    we’ll have to extend the ouse of lords to get all the old boys in
    and ar pauline can’t wait to be a Lady
    She scrubs up real well for an old trout

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    Anonymous says:

    Some more of the great thinker’s musings:


    I especially enjoyed:

    “Today, however, Switzerland’s cities are grubby, its trains run late, its highways are always under repair…”

    Er, no they’re not. Its cities are clean, the trains are on time and the highways get repaired so they don’t look like the sort of moonscape you get on a British road these days. You can walk the streets at night too.

    To criticise a well-run, low tax, safe country like Switerland when he has helped to so comprehensively screw Britain is beyond mere fucknuckleness, it needs some sort of personality disorder.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I dare say nothing compared with what we might stand to get from bottom boy. (Not sure stand is the right word here?)

    Goes to look for entries marked top boy (exit stage right…)

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    Agricola says:

    We tried to give them civilisation but they wouldn’t have it. So we just left them to it and centuries of inbreeding has produced the modern Jock.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    23, 21 and 19% is not a ringing endorsement of any of them. The worrying one is the 37% who don`t know, now that is scary. New Labour`s plan to dumb down the population has worked.

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    Jem says:

    anon: a word of advice, don’t bother trying to defend Brown. He is the most hated man in Britain and the worst prime minister this country has ever had. Talk to any ordinary voter across the country. Everyone hates Brown and thinks he’s a nasty, bitter, screwed up freak of a man.

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    LORD PRESCOTT of Mount Tracey Temple and The Ridings says:

    They did !

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    Archer Karcher says:

    We would not if they were outed by the MSM, unfortunately you do realise who controls that dont you?

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    South of the M4 says:

    Then they were not doing their job. Every airport has a minimum descent altitude below which you do not go if you are not fitted with auto-land equipment, or if you are not visual with the runway. This guarantees terrain clearance. If you bust a level, you risk disaster. If indeed it was ‘peer pressure’ then a good pilot would have resisted and gone somewhere else. Enough fuel would have been carried for an already planned alternate aerodrome.

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    Anonymous says:

    Archer. There are 1 or 3 parties who accept EU domination, depending how you want to count. LibLabCon.

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    Teacher says:

    10 / 10

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    the shit hit's the fan after the election says:

    The true horror of the UK’s financial situation is one which the voter’s will not hear about in this campaign:


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    Anonymous says:


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    Anonymous says:


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    Sarah Twatter says:

    My husband, my weirdo.

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s the elephant in the room that we are not allowed to talk about in the West.

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    Having a Laugh says:

    Surely we can club together and offer the Labour Cabinet a freebie exotic holiday on an dodgy DC10.

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    FT says:

    “The implications of Gordon Brown’s doubling of public spending in the past decade are so hard to grasp that it is hardly surprising the parties don’t want to talk about it, because none of them really has the faintest idea what to do about it.”


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    Be grateful… most of his victims have sore arses.

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    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    You haven’t mentioned my blotting paper-like memory and my ‘ability’ to regurgitate tractor statistics from as far back as the Domesday Book.

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    Antonius Pius says:

    I kept half of them out, including Fife….

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    Anonymous says:

    Let’s all start referring to MacShane as Denis Matyjaszek. It is his real name after all.

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    Ordinary Voter says:

    Spot on. The corrupt deceitful incompetent Jock gayboy is completely deranged.

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    Just asking ? says:

    Well given this story…you’d be wise to take a “second look” at whether you allowed your medical records to go on line.

    The question that need answering “How did Labour get this information ?”


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    Socialism is an “Internationalist” movement. We should not be surprised that the Labour Party, Closet Communists to a (Gender-free) person and member, wants a Federal State run by… Socialists.

  128. 128
    Maladroit Labour Chump says:

    I’d rather round up past and present members of the Labour Cabinet and just club them together like Canadian seals pups.

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    A Pedant says:

    Denis Matyjaszek actually, though you can still call me Macshit, everyone knows who you are referring to.

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    He looks and sounds like Michael White which means they are both retired lollipopmen. I am unanimous on that.

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    Well said Guido.

    Just watching that Welsh, failed,troughing, windbag Kinnock being interviewed by Marr.
    Q: What has Gordon Brown got to do to win the televised debate and the election?
    A: Gordon has just got to be himself!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Anyone else been sent the ” we’re putting you on the new database, unless you object” letter from their GP ? let’s all say NO!

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    LORD PRESCOTT of Mount Tracey Temple and The Ridings says:

    If the labour party did not receive a penny from him that means his ticket was free !
    as we know at one of these fund raisers you pay a fortune for a seat !
    the clue is in the name Fnd Raiser !

  134. 134
    Maladroit Labour Chump says:

    Taking advice from the Welsh windbag would be like taking advice on child care from Ian Huntley.

  135. 135
    Quantrill says:

    I’ve got a Tupolev 154 that Gordo and the boys can have for free provided they go to Katyn.

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    Porky The Prezza says:

    Look don’t get me wrong I am a working class lad born and bred but like I say peerages and the like shouldn’t not only be the god given right of the toffs and the squires I have worked with real people when I was on the ferries god in heaven you should have seen the crumpet and you could eat as many pies as you wanted but anyway as I say I have no clash of conscience or anything like that about taking my vermin gown and sitting in my rightful seat in the hupper house though I have to say I am saddeded at the crumpet count theres not much of it about unless you fancy a good gumming off one of the old birds but look what I am saying is that you can’t just fill the lords with croquet playing jag driving upper class ponces the labour party is an inclusive party but look you mark my words if I get any stick from any of those toffs they’ll be getting a good slap now I’m off for lunch where are those lovely pies….

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    Don't mention Afghanistan says:

    Sion Simon is also tipped to be Baron Simon of Erdington in the dissoluton Honours although Brown in usual spiteful mode has blocked Sir Richard Dannatt’s elevation and the government has also passed a law forbidding ex-senior army officers appearing in uniform during election without permission apart from certain ceremonial occasions(apparently the RAF and Navy are already banned).Wouldn’t do to remind the electorate of Brown’s responsibility for shortage of helicopters in Afghanistan would it ?


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    Jac says:

    Dennis and his party do little credit to any debate since they are incapable of being unbias on ANY subject.
    McShane is a particularly nasty mouth piece who likes to reflect the lower mind of the party and would not be out of place in the party most claim to abhor in BNP, that’s the bial he spouts!

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    Anonymous says:

    Time to admit what we all know deep down, cut out losses, give up on BluLab, and start the process of rebuilding British politics by voting for parties, no matter how small at present, that promote our views and values.

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    A Doctor says:

    It appears that having a mental disorder is a prerequisite for being a member of this lunatic government.

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    Dingo Stole My Baby says:

    I don’t think we need to stoop to veiled (and not so veiled) anti semitism in order to expose the flustercuck that is MacShane

    The bizarre thing is that if his Polish roots are so deep, why can’t he correctly spell Polish placenames and get his references to Polish history right?

    It is a disgrace that the Guardian constantly defaults to this fraud for commentary on Central and Eastern Europe

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    LORD PRESCOTT of Mount Tracey Temple and The Ridings says:

    HI Jonty still sucking Cock ?

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    Jack Ketch says:

    Who can forget that memorable moment when the “Welsh Windbag” went arse over tip in the surf whilst hanging on to Glenys in front of all the watching media.Summed up his 1992 campaign better than any words could ever do

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    ‘Labour’s gravy train to end soon.’

    Yes painfully for some and embarrassing for many.

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    Brown's a Tosser says:

    MacShayne is a nut job. Complete fuckwit with zero credibility on anything. Another NuLabour twat who needs to get a job in the real world and perhaps then might understand the stupity of his position.

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    Cunt spotter says:

    McShane’s a total fuckin c/unt.

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    LORD PRESCOTT of Mount Tracey Temple and The Ridings says:

    Did he choose that name because he thought he looked like ian Mac Shane ?
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Thanks for that. A real eye opener. I think he must have gone to Swaziland and become confused. What a peasant!

    If he screwed anything more than you suggested, then he wil not be around for much longer.

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    streamfisher says:

    My God, are there no depths?, sending out cancer postcards to people in lieu of a manifesto, play upon peoples inner most fears, anyway somebody is off message at New Labour Propaganda H.Q, Gordon’s already cured Cancer, its official.

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    Just stating the obvious says:

    Brown is a vote loser. One thing that the electorate ARE sure of is that they don’t want another 5 years of this man as PM

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    I dont ! he pays my benefits

  152. 152
    Jonty Pryor says:

    David Cameron’s secret weapon: Tories architect Guido Fawkes

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Back again! No worse than usual Frankie?

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    Non PC says:

    My only problem is there are not enough politicians in outdated and death trap planes. fill em up and get em airborne asap.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Sure Start

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    Brown's a Tosser says:

    To my everlasting shame I was one of those idiots who in 1997 beleive the garbage spouted by Bliar. I dropped my guard once and have regretted it ever since. So you are right many tory voters moved to Blair and goes to show either how stupid we were or how caniving the Nulabour spin turned out to be. For the latter is the one that sticks out.

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    grobdj says:

    Better still was ‘Why was I the first Kinnock in a thousand generations to go to University?”

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    No sorry, make that Shore Start.

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    LORD PRESCOTT of Mount Tracey Temple and The Ridings says:

    i would rather use MP’s for organ harvesting
    that is the only way i ever see one
    “putting something back into the community” !

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    Couldn’t resist it, here it is again. What a plonker!!

  162. 162
    LORD PRESCOTT of Mount Tracey Temple and The Ridings says:

    Hows yer sax this morning ?

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    Surgeon says:

    Sorry Mr Prescott, but we cannot use your organs. There is no genetic match to human tissue.

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    Fuck off TaT !

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    Anonymous says:

    Nimrod isn’t just based on the comet, it used the same airframe.

    And guess what, the new Nimrod, uses the old Nimrod’s airframes (i.e. cut the wings off and bolt on some new jet engines).

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I don’t Knowmates!

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    The name that strikes terror in the lying hearts of politicians says:

    You would have thought there would have been a standard security procedure not to have all of the country’s leaders in the same boat,so to speak.

  169. 169

    Hi Jonty still sucking Cock ?

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    The office says:

    Hmm so borrowing a uniform and standing next to Sir Richard Dannatt as a symbol of the army being civilians in uniform is ok hahahah labour tossers missed that one !

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    John Major's Soap Box says:

    Still makes me laugh !!

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    anonymous says:

    I hope we don’t have another week of arguing over a piffling £6bn when on Darling’s optimistic growth forecasts we’ll owe £1300 billion in 2014.

    It’s like having the bailliff knocking at the door and telling him we’re arguing about whether to downgrade from Choccy Hobnobs to Custard Creams.

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    LORD PRESCOTT of Mount Tracey Temple and The Ridings says:

    Billions of Pounds in contracts from Ex head of MOD
    Ex Head of MOD Now Chairman Of Company Winning said Contracts
    Absolutly No Conflict of interests there then

    move along nothing to see here !

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    Having a Laugh says:

    Because you come from a long line of thick Welsh twats.

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    Colonel Mad says:

    I know for a fact that John Prescott’s reproductive organs were obtained from a Rhodesian hamster.

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    backwoodsman says:

    Look , if Stuart MacLennan ,a labour party worker in the scottish parliament, is entitled to first class train travel at the tax payers expense, surely an important man like mr macshane should, at the very least, have access to an RAF plane from The Queens’ Flight.

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    Anonymous says:

    I’ve been to Rotherham. They deserve each other.

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    LORD PRESCOTT of Mount Tracey Temple and The Ridings says:

    Off to work now
    we will have to duel later

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    Dack Blog says:

    Paper review on Sky – the ex-Labour shop dummy picking out the Tory plans to run schools ‘at a profit’.

    Linking this to the business leaders’ complaints about a NI rise leading to job losses: some of them are directors of companies where (I heard one TV commentator say, can’t recall who) finding an assisitant to help you these days is like looking for ‘hens’ teeth’. From my recent B&Q experience I’d agree – no one around in the aisles, only one till of about eight open and a long disgruntled/frustrated queue at the ‘swipe yourself’ tills.

    A school run for profit will mean fewer/less experienced (hence less expensive staff). If the pointless layers of management go, fine – that would free me up to concentrate on teaching rather than the piles of shite they foist on us – but I can’t see them putting their own heads on the block.

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    The office says:

    Nah summat would fall off and take out the the plane behind !.

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I always like issues on which left and right can agree without question. This is one – McShane is an odious little piece of shit.

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    Pete says:


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    The name that strikes terror in the lying hearts of politicians says:

    Labour may have the cops if the shit hits the fan big time but we know who the army will side with, they fucking hate Gordon and labour with a passion.

  184. 184
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I’m sure Mr Fawkes will be giving Cameron a kicking when he’s in office. That’s right isn’t it, Mr Fawkes?

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    streamfisher says:

    It seems to be an entity constructed entirely from steak and kidney, its life Jim but not as we know it.

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    Jack Newhouse says:

    MacShanespeak should have a place all of it’s own in the lexicon of bluster and bullshit.

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    Having a Laugh says:

    John Prescott supports Newcastle United.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwGkyBAf6as

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    A well hung Parliament please!!! ex BBC cunt, Ben 'buggering' Bradshaw says:

    The pro Labour bias and double standards in the MSM are quite frightening really, almost as if we’re already in a one party state.

    If a Tory politician had smeared a world leader as racist and then was invited to
    pontificate upon his death, the ‘comments’ would be brought up time and again.

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    P says:

    There is not a single admirable quality in this man.

    What has he ever done for Britain?

    The Labour party should be declared a criminal organisation en bloc like the SS.

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    Spock says:

    Captain,I have detected a chipolata in the steak and kidney Prescott body.

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    Robespierre says:

    Too many of your country’s lowlife are being elevated to higher office. The day will come when your people will use my tried and trusted ways of dealing with the corrupt and greedy

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    Anonymous says:

    That may also be slightly to do with the army being a typical refuge for homeless people. The forces do actively recruit homeless people.

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    brown bread says:

    Eight out of eight pollsters think there will be a Tory majority, despite what some of their own polls say.

    “Thanks to the Independent on Sunday for this one – a survey of what the pollsters themselves think is going to happen.

    With almost all of their polls on a strict application of the UNS in “hung parliament territory” it’s maybe a tad surprising that only one – Ben Page of MORI, thinks that that is going to be the outcome.

    Their views are very much in chime with the betting where a Tory overall majority remains the odds on favourite.

    UPDATE Ben Page, the odd one out, has commented on UKPR that his quote in the paper was based on current survey figures. His personal view is a Tory majority. So eight out of eight.”


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    follow the money says:

    Which is why Dave is building his NWO civilian army starting out as the EUSSR Hitler youth, same as Gordon proposed and obumma and Crudd and making sure we need to rely on others for defence.

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    Batty Hattie Hamanescu says:

    I’d probably have a little weep on my own in a private moment. Not, of course, mourning the loss of 600 odd spivs, thieves and all round shits. No, it would be the loss of Pugin’s wonderful architecture. Even so, perhaps a price worth paying.

    Stange, a beatiful building of the outside, filled with so much shit and corruption.

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    nearly says:

    What an excellent idea!
    Sir Dannatt should persuade No1 son (or best civilian friend) to follow him around dressed in his full military dress uniform with all his honours prominently and proudly displayed. Dannett could then inform the inquiring public and media as to why he’s not wearing his old uniform and someone else is.

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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t forget to add in inflation as a tax rise due to the freezing of thresholds…

    My tax code remarkably came down with no change in circumstances…

    Big tax rise for me :(. All ‘hidden’.

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    deathly says:

    did mcshane lose a child recently

    as an observer it seems amazing the politico child mortality rates

    are they cursed????????

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    What have you got the Tiger Woods?

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    Longbow says:

    This will be the week of manifestos, do you remember that they are not worth the paper they are written on?
    Electoral manifestos

    In some parliamentary democracies, political parties prepare electoral manifestos which set out both their strategic direction and outlines of prospective legislation should they win sufficient support in an election to serve in government. Legislative proposals which are featured in the manifesto of a party which has won an election are often regarded as having superior legitimacy to other measures which a governing party may introduce for consideration by the legislature. Although, in recent decades the status of electoral manifestos has diminished somewhat due to a significant tendency for winning parties to, ignore, indefinitely delay, or even outright reject manifesto policies which were popular with the public upon taking office.

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    iain says:

    Caroline Lucas……..whats the point of her?

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    take the test are you really conservative or UKIP? says:

    The telegraph have a test where they take all the parties policies and lay them out for you to chose from and when done they will tell you what party you really support when not being a sheep, anyone brave enough to take the test?


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    Computer says:

    Cash or credit card sir

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    Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

    The mans barking mad obviously. He clearly has no grasp on the real world. You can see that through has comment ‘the highways are always under repair’

    Of course they are, highways wear out! Perhaps if our highways where always under repair (thats what Car Tax is for isnt it?) they wouldnt be the moonscape Anonymous describes.

    McShit is also obviously one of the socialist traitors who seem to think a nations borders must be porous and a county should just let whoever the fuck wants to come and live there. Clearly the Swiss model of actually controlling immigration to be of benefit to the nation is not something our Nu Labour fuckwits can understand, or associate themselves with. With all the PC slime oozing out he describe the xenophobia and racism inherent in the Swiss society he sees. Perhaps the Swiss believe that those born of the nation and who have worked to create its wealth have the right to enjoy it without having to pay for and pander to endless foriegners who have done nothing to earn those rights. Pure Nu Labour: endless immigration to ‘adjust’ the society in their own image, smear those who oppose it as racists.

    He also seems to have a bee in his bonnet of the swiss model of democracy. Of course a Nu Labour champagne socialist doesnt like the idea of the people actually having much of a say in how they are governed…why if they did they would be able to get away with their endless social engineering and the treacherous destruction of our way of life.

    Mcshame is spitting bile at anything he sees in Switzerland that if applied here would see the death of cnuts like him.

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    Mr Plum says:

    All we here about is that we must not stall the recovery, what are we going to recover to, I cannot remember a time in the last ten years when the economy was in a sustainable condition.

  206. 206
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    In Brown’s Stasi surveillance society, no one is truly alone anymore…. and you are not alone in your imaginings either.

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    It’s alright he had the place vacated by Steve Purcell.

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    Don't mention Afghanistan says:

    Just as in 2005 thousands of our troops serving abroad and risking their lives are being denied a vote in the forthcoming general election


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    Snotrocket says:

    @23: ‘Gorgeous’? That’s not how you spell egregious!

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    TJ says:

    great article by Booker!

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    John Bull Printing Outfit says:

    Remember that Manifestos are just “Aspirations” NOT “Pledges”

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    Who, for 13 years, benifitted and befriended Bent and Bonkers Bankers ? says:

    Gorgon the Moron

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    christy says:

    Just Asking.
    Read this earlier and it is totally disgusting tactic by these liebour tossers.
    What about the DPA,I for one will be contacting the information commissioner about this and I would ask others to do the same.
    Cameron should be able to poleaxe this gutter politics lot with this one.

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    A No Brainer says:

    Bit of a waste of money to try and gain legitimate respect by getting close to politicians

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    Mandy's Piles says:

    McShane is a shit stabbing mong.

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    christy says:

    Annonymous,agreed mate already opted out last week dont want to know about big brother state.

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    Who has a Rich Toff for a buddy, wailing about a Railway Line in his 'back yard' ? says:

    My Lord MandleScum

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    By whom? UK, Poland or Russia’s Stalinist rump?

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    Magda Brown says:

    Matty Jazek aka Denis MacShane is one of my Facebook Friends along with Damien McBride, Derek D Raper, Toilets Maguire, Toenails Robinson, and Naomi Campbell. So fucking leave him alone or I’ll get Damien to smear the arse off yer.

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    Matty Jazek aka Denis MacShane says:

    Caroline’s good at sucking Labour cocks along with Cleggy and Old Uncle Vince

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    banana republic watcher says:

    Take your pick, essentially a load of air going out

    Aspiration may refer to:

    * Aspiration (phonetics), the release of a strong burst of air after some obstruents
    * Naturally-aspirated engine, an internal combustion engine that relies on atmospheric pressure for air intake
    o Supercharger.
    o Turbocharger.

    In medicine:

    * Pulmonary aspiration, the entry of secretions or foreign material into the trachea and lungs
    * Aspiration pneumonia, a lung infection caused by pulmonary aspiration
    * Needle aspiration biopsy, a surgical procedure
    * Vacuum aspiration, a pregnancy termination procedure
    * Nasogastric aspiration, the removal of the stomach’s contents via a nasogastric tube.

    Aspiration may also mean:

    * Hope or Ambition

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    Matty Jazek aka Denis MacShite says:

    Labour’s manifesto is only fit for wiping yer arse on, but who cares so long as 30% of the chav/imigrant, benefit scrounging voters believe it. LOL

  223. 223
    Mark Oaten says:

    Ooh hello

  224. 224
    Denis MacShite says:

    My friends call me Matty, Matty Jazek.

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    Joseph Lucas says:

    nice pair of headlamps.

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    Labour soon to be crucified says:

    Take one 10 inch nail.

    Place MacShane on a cross.

    Bash the nail into his head.

    Job done.

  227. 227
    JB says:

    When the Tories let us down, who’s next? UKIP, B-N-P?

    Let’s face it, the country’s fucked. Read Booker in the Telegraph today for the truth of how fucking awful the situation is.

  228. 228
    Miliband says:

    same tribe as MacShane?

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    The right-on Phoney '£rd Way' Bliar, (remember my River Of Fire?) emoting + stupid grin says:


    I’ve dropped in to remind you that I am very, Very, VERY . . RICH!!

    And all bcos of Noo_Lie_Bore!

    Remember my legacy? Stupid, meaningless empty phrases – like ‘Tough on . . .’ which Gorgon copied with ‘An to B&B’ – remember all the tits I used to have in my shower . . cabinet?

    Nostalgia moments – eh?

    So vote for Gorgon – just like you used to for me!

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    Colnel says:

    feed him to the dogs

  232. 232
    Deaf Pilot Error says:

    four orders from the tower to fuck off to another airport?

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    You mean like “working towards a balanced budget”? Things like that?

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    Who, severe personality defects aside, has for 13 years, has surrounded himself with nasty fuckers ? says:

    Gorgon the Moron

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    anon, anon, anon..... says:

    Dont forget the thieves either side.

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    I Twitter As I Please,Being Married To Him Is Like A Disease says:

    “My hero had a bad night – crying and crying,sobbing his tiny heart out – he knows what we all know – we are trying to get him a Lecturer’s position at Moscow College but Putin is having nothing to do with us any more”.

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    lol says:

    You always know when Guido’s dragged himself out of his pit: half the posts suddenly get deleted.

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    An Alky Ada spokesMale says:


    How many times do I have offer to help you hang the infidels?

    It’s what we do.

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    no referendun, no vote says:

    Which has a more binding commitment, a manifesto or a cast iron gurantee?

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    Bi Optics says:

    and then they create them

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    There really should be some kind of highly opublic campaign to stop Prescott getting a peerage and get Donnat in. Who’s up for it?

  242. 242
    Tracey Temple's Mount (of Venus) says:

    Never did a very good job riding me though.

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    JV says:

    Frightening stuff:

    “The implications of Gordon Brown’s doubling of public spending in the past decade are so hard to grasp that it is hardly surprising the parties don’t want to talk about it, because none of them really has the faintest idea what to do about it………”


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    English Liberation Front says:

    Unbelievable. I bet the yoof neighbours boom-booming the music don’t get this treatment, especially when they are from foreign parts. The authorities probably say “There’s nothing we can do”. Bastards.

    All part of New Labour’s project to criminalise white, indigenous males over 50.


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    jon says:

    Is it really ‘anti-semitism’ to reveal MacShane’s real name and origins or have you just been well-trained to jump on anything made taboo by the PC Stasi in this country?

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    English Liberation Front says:

    Gordon is a vindictive shit. However his oiks try to market him he will always be a vindictive shit. A vindictive communist shit.

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    The people says:

    Yes, by all of us.

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    James says:

    What’s he scared of? Falling from the plane to his death?

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    One man and his banger says:

    If we all bought one box of fireworks and turned up at HOC we could get rid of it the way the original guy this site is named after

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    @Snotrocket. I am so sorry, I was actually trying to spell ‘gangrenous’ but due to all the extra money they paid my teachers, who proceeded to buy villas in Spain, spending so much time away from their jobs, they didn’t have time to teach me spellingk.

    They still gave me a two one in Sociology which helps when filling out those benefit forms….

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    The BBC says:

    That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Halfwit Hypocrite Troughers’ Party

    Please do not adjust your set; he’s really as fat, oafish and self-serving in real life.

  252. 252
    One man and his banger says:

    The only good thing I ever got out of Rotherham besides a rare Bob Dylan record was a train ticket

  253. 253
    English Liberation Front says:

    Osborne’s a good man. You, on the other hand, are not fit to lick the soles of his shoes.

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    The people says:

    Note ; Remember to invert cross.

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    Publius Aelius Hadrianus says:

    Not as good as me, matey! I kept all those fuckers out. What BNP wouldn’t give now …..

  256. 256
    Kit says:

    “From each according to his ability to each according to his need” Karl Marks

    If you are a busy important politician you need to be able to travel in style. Socialism its what we do.

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    As Britain sleepwalks over the abyss. says:

    Is there a man with millions to spare who could pay for Christopher Booker’s article in the DT to be sent to every man,woman and child in the land – force them to read it,stand on every street corner and read it out over a Tannoy,plaster it on the Tube,the buses, the f’ing roads – everywhere.

    Take out adverts on the TV,do anything to get the reality across.

    We are so fuck*ed,we have got to shove Labour against a wall and sho*ot the lot of them,then sit down and work out how to get this sorted out over the next decade.

    Dissolve parliament for the next 5 years and get it sorted.

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    Tracey Temple says:

    Prezza !!

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    Handy with a rifle says:

    The army bascially told me to fuck off they are filled up when I tried to apply for them.

    I had to laugh as it was them pestering me to join two years ago, changed your tune now lads but how long will it last.

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    English Liberation Front says:

    Why have they wheeled out that loud-mouthed ginger creep? As if Brown can’t represent his own repulsiveness quite adequately thay have to get another grotesque human mutant to do it as well.

  261. 261
    Dinosaur MacShit's Fan Club. says:

    Please provide a list of your friends on the back of a postage stamp. I’ll write the Lord’s Prayer underneath your list.

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    Longbow says:

    Thats two of us

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    They've shit on me, but I'll still vote Labour says:

    Denis MacShane is MP for Rotherham, he knows he is in a rock solid safe seat (pin a red rosette on a turd & it’ll win, territory).
    He doesn’t need to engage in reasoned, rational debate.

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    Handy with a rifle says:

    JB it’s the Tories own fault for trying to make conservative socialism work under Dave;

    1. It has never worked.

    2. Dave has not got any balls and is a weak leader, sorry but it’s true.

    3. We are slowly followng the Weimar Republic step by step.

    We need proper Conservatism to get us out of this mess not some Frankenstein ideology that has been bolted together by Dave and the Islington set that will end up going out of control.

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Add my name there and that list reads like the roll call from the Nuremberg War Crimes’ Tribunals

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    One man and his head banger says:

    A prime minister needs to be elected. Brown is just the stand in manager, and that burns Browns head out

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    Great British Public says:

    Dissolve it in Hydrochloric Acid.

  268. 268
    PhilP says:

    If Gord wants a go at sky diving I would willingly provide the funds along with a highly trained five year old parachute packer.

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    Nick2 says:

    Yes – and the contractors responsible for that part of the restoration/’upgrade’ have belatedly discovered that every Nimrod’s airframe is unique – ie it’s even more time consuming and expensive to preserve the aircraft than the MOD previously estimated.

    That and the rigidly defined areas of ‘non responsibility’ that allow a Nimrod to be expensively restored and still dangerous to fly (as the heating system hadn’t been covered by the restoration contract) means that once again the UK will have a vastly over-priced, even more over-budget, under-performing & extremely late defence white elephant.

    Maybe it would just be best to buy US planes/ships/subs etc. We know that we’d pay through the nose but at least our military might get kit on time that would match what our largest ally uses.

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    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    Ear Tony, you ain been sellin dodgy airport radar to the pol’s av ya?

  271. 271
    One man and his head banger says:

    thoght it was paddy ash said clegg needed to be himself?

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    Anonymous says:

    So Harriet Harman isn’t and Denis macShane isn’t , how many more so called Labour persons are failing to declare their real names?
    Does this contravene the representation of the people act?

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    I Predict A "Labour Disaster" (the words go hand in hand) says:

    I recently predicted a 55 seat majority for the Tories.

    After week one of the campaign,I revise this figure to 103.

    Labour are going to suffer as only a party “led” by the charlatan devil incarnate Brown could suffer – Ball’s will make the Portillo moment look like the Spaniard actually won the seat,such will be his loss.

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    barefootcontessa says:

    McShane is a rancid opportunist.

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    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    Come to Libya my friends, we play golf together! Able bassett is giving lessons for free, he is doing so well. Be carefull how you travel. I recomend camel.

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    Obama backs Cameron? Brown has fit of vapours as someone mentions Ir*q and How low can Labour go? As Labour targets cancer patients in latest dirty trick.

    Should we run a book on how low Labour can go? With MacShame and this ‘let’s target cancer patients’ surely Labour can’t get any lower?

    Oh, but sadly I think they can. Brown might rue the day he decided to go for a month-long campaign. Longer for his campaign to become a car crash…

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    barefootcontessa says:

    MacShame is a rancid piece of shit.

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    Brown's a Tosser says:

    George Osborne was far more on point during his debate with Darling last week so much so that Darling had to write an open letter asking for Osborne to clarify FFS he was there did he not understand at the time what he was saying. No is the answer I like many had my doubts about Osborne but he is fast becoming an asset and not the weak link Labout thought they could expose. Again, it about Labour not having a clue about there policies or what their plans consist of. NuLabour looking like what they are hasbeens.

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    One man and his head banger says:

    Nothing posted on this site ever gets edited in relation to investment advertising or portfolios!

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    Spank Sinatra says:

    Could be a good score at scrabble I suppose but then again, I never play scrabble so wouldn’t know. Heard some woman on 5Live this morning talking about the nation being gripped by election fever. Mrs Sinatra used the ‘f’ word and announced her intention to spoil her ballot paper. I believe the result of the election simply cannot be called thus far.

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    barefootcontessa says:

    You’re dead right.

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    barefootcontessa says:

    Until the government get us involved in another illegal war, to help the Americans, and Israel.

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    Nick2 says:

    The military (esp the Army & Navy) recruit people who are looking for a rigid support framework as (due to family background in many cases) they haven’t developed that skill themselves.

    When the MOD gives them the push many milboys still haven’t developed the skills that would allow them to survive/thrive outside the forces – mainly as whilst in the military family they never needed to. I’ve never heard of a homeless/incarcerated ex milgirl so presumably their motivations for joining are different.

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    Anonymous says:

    I have no special love for the Pope or any ‘organised’ religion, and am sickened by proof of abuse within these institutions, but Richard Dawkins, as I have always maintained, is a fucking fruitcake.


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    barefootcontessa says:

    Dozens, and they’re all over the country. What have they got to hide?

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    PhilP says:

    Look the word “misnomer” up in a dictionary pal and then I would suggest you change your handle.
    Osbourne seems to have got your lot scared shxxless.

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    Brown's a Tosser says:

    We’ve had almost a week on the campaign and the Limp/Dems have seen their poll number drop from a high of 23% to 19% and one poll today has them at 18%. They are attacking the Tories not Labour yet there are more Lib/Dems/Labour marginal so it stand to reason they should be attacking Labour. Seems to me the people heading the campaign for Clegg and Co are having an identity crisis.

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    barefootcontessa says:

    I’m going to stick my neck out and predict a landslide for the Tories.

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    Reimer says:

    Naughty Swiss won’t roll over and play ball with scum like McShane, so he curses them. Do the good folk of Rotherham realise they are represented at Westminster by this…thing, who would gladly pack most of them into a cattle-wagon if it advanced his cause?

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    barefootcontessa says:

    You’re wrong, Richard Dawkins is right on the ball.

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    PhilP says:

    Gordon Brown looks like a sack of shxx tied up in the middle with a length of twine.

  292. 292
    barefootcontessa says:

    The Guardian is now the ‘Nasty paper’.

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    Mad Mel says:

    MacShane aka my friend Matty Jazek is a loyal servant and a true patriot to his country. It’s just that his country is not Britain, LMAO!!

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    Reimer says:

    Unfair – at least Rotherham doesn’t pretend to be anything other than a fucked-over town in South Yorkshire with too many aliens there. I have long carried a torch for Denis M – a torch I should like to insert flaming into his mouth.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    My handicap? I’m a corrupt lying deranged traitorous jock gayboy. See you on the tee.

  296. 296
    barefootcontessa says:

    McShame is a piece of low life rancid shit. Ignore him, he won’t like that!

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    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Sorry but head in the sand comes to mind. Brown is the epitome of a train crash.

  298. 298
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    The Generals son is a serving officer
    I dont notice any of the Blair offspring serving

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    barefootcontessa says:

    There are no depths to which Newlabour, accompanied by their new friends the Lib dums, will fall.

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    The LibDems caught out bullshitting(what's new ?) says:

    St Vince getting ripped to shreds by an increasingly incredulous Jon Sopel on Politics Show regarding the LibDems £389 Bombshell Poster. St Vince forced to admit that it’s actually only a guestimation based on his calculations(on the back of a fag packet Vince perhaps ?) and not something that WILL actually happen and that it could have equally been £300 instead or “even £388 or £390 ? “quipped Sopel.

    An aggrieved St Vince basically says look we can’t add footnotes to our election posters for the benefit of media pundit(or perhaps God forbid the electorate Vince ?) saying this could be a different amount or not even correct.

    Tells us all we need to know about the LibDems and their economic guru. Potential Chancellor my arse.Go away and get the fugures correct Vince and then come back.

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    McShame you lying sack of shit says:

    The Guardian (spit) pays this egregious piece of slime to write his stalinist shyte from his publicly funded very expensive garage. Even the demented spartists at the gramscian rage have trouble swallowing it.

    You are an utter c’unt McShame.

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    Technomist says:

    You mean he’s a knob?

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    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    Do not worry my friend, we accept all-sorts here!

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    O/T but funny…. from the Times

    “On Friday the flight attendants aboard the Eastern Airways Saab 2000 turboprop had thoughtfully stuffed a political magazine into the seat pockets to keep the prime minister and his entourage entertained during the flight from Stansted to Edinburgh. Unfortunately the publication they chose was The Spectator.

    The rabidly Conservative magazine’s cover strapline read: “Give Cameron the keys”, with an image of David Cameron as DCI Gene Hunt, the hero of the 1980s-inspired cop show Ashes to Ashes, who has become an unlikely icon of the election campaign. “

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    Love the Russians sense of humour says:

    Vlad Putin; accidents happen lol.

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    Technomist says:

    What an extraordinary use of court time when they could have been trying the cases of the politicians concerned

  308. 308
    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    Good afternoon my friend, how are you? Busy?

  309. 309
    Roger Daley says:

    …and his other mate Barry Omaha has loads of new friends and doesn’t call him any more.

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    Reimer says:

    No you’re not alone. I wonder how many Brits would grieve at Westminster the way i saw on TV news some Poles doing in Warsaw. I think we’d almost all give a cheer that a good few of these post-modern raptors had been wiped out, though losing the aircrew would be tragic

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    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Please, please, please – do not get me started on the Kinnocks. My blood pressure is already sky high due to Brown. Adding Kinnock to this campaign will send me to A & E. Kinnoicks = Self Serving Troughing Bastards of the Highest Order.

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    Longbow says:

    Not a brass neck is it?

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    Nick Griffen says:

    “I am speaking to you from the Cabinet Room at 10, Downing Street. This morning the British Ambassador in Strasburg handed the EU Government a final Note stating that unless we heard from them by 11 0’clock that they were prepared at once to withdraw their laws a state of war would exist between us. I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently this country is at war with the EU. You can imagine what a bitter blow it is to me that all my long struggle to win peace has failed. Yet I cannot believe that there is anything more or anything different that I could have done and that would have been more successful. Up to the very last it would have been quite possible to have arranged a peaceful and honourable settlement between Britain and the EU. But Van Rumpey would not have it. He had evidently made up his mind to assimilate the UK whatever happened, and although he now says he put forward reasonable proposals which were rejected by the others, that is not a true statement. The proposals were never shown to the British people, nor to us, and, though they were announced in a Federal broadcast on Thursday night, Van Rumpey did not wait to hear comments on them, but ordered his lawyers to cross out the frontier the next morning. His action shows convincingly that there is no chance of expecting that this man will ever give up his practice of using force to gain his will. He can only be stopped by force. We and Greece are to-day, in fulfillment of our obligations, going to the aid of everyone, who is so bravely resisting this wicked and unprovoked attack upon our people. We have a clear conscience. We have done all that any country could do to establish peace, but a situation in which no word given by Van Rumpey’s ruler could be trusted and no people or country could feel themselves safe had become intolerable. And now that we have resolved to finish it, I know that you will all play your part with calmness and courage.”

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    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Your right. The ones thing for certain is you do not make this better by putting in the party that caused it in the first place.

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    Dyslexic Dog Worshipper says:

    No he isn’t, I hate all religions as well but everyone is picking on the Christians and Catholics because they are easy and weak targets these days and they know they can’t fight back.

    How about Dawkins trying to arrest someone like Anjem Choudray? wait he won’t because he knows the Muslims will put up a fight.

    As an atheist;

    Nutcase and publicity loving Dawkins does not represent me or my views.

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    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    That’s nothing, we put pigs liver into cancer patients here!

  317. 317
    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    Amen to that brother!

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    Securitate says:

    You haven’t heard about what is planned for after the ‘election’ then?

  319. 319
    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    He was in Libya over 7 months ago!

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    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    If you miss them after the election, somebody could write a small shell-script to replace them.

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    The people says:

    You mean we’ll have to push them ? And so we will.

  322. 322
    Tommy Atkins says:

    About bloody time.

  323. 323
    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    Seems to be a lot of the medical profession on here at the moment. Must be a a slow day at work! Every day is a slow day for me!!!

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    Brown's a Tosser says:

    I agree mostly but what recovery 0.1% upgraded to 0.4% if you can beleive that. Just go down your local high street and tell me the economy is recovering. Go and fill up the car and check the cost. Do the weekly trip to supermarket and then tell me the economy is recovering. Sorry but in the real world we are in a world of hurt and no one is taking it seriously. Now we have the silly bitch from the Green Party telling us fuel increases are great for the environment and climate change is a serious matter. FFS this is a complete fucking joke.

  325. 325
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    Isn’t that what Guido told those media types last week?

  326. 326
    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Nice one.

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    Sadly. that’s true. The mail shot to cancer patients is one prime example. Just wait until one arrives at he home that is full of grief because the recipient of said mail shot died of cancer…

  328. 328
    Madme Defarge says:

    Did he used to be an MP for Mansfield. I recall encountering an exceedingly unpleasant Commie bastard type Labourite many years ago in the Midlands? Exceedingly nasty piece of work but then most of the Labour types are. I think they must be born with massive chips on their shoulders.

  329. 329
    Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

    But lets start with Labour anyway as they are far worse.

  330. 330
    Madme Defarge says:

    My dogs are very particular what they eat thank you.

  331. 331
    Brown's a Tosser says:

    She is irrelevent. And she knows it.

  332. 332
    Po says:

    yep that fucking polonium gets every were

  333. 333
    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Don’t forget Maclennan. You coffin dodger you.

  334. 334
    Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

    Probably wrong there. Many ex Tory voters went LibDim and in turn many Libs went back to voting Labour which they had done before the SDP came along.

  335. 335
    Pedant says:

    Don’t exist anymore. Only one hele for all the Royals.

  336. 336
    Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

    Brown or Cameron. There is no other choice, so make it.

  337. 337
    Reimer says:

    IIRC one of his daughters (wasn’t he married to Carol Barnes?) died in the course of a parachute stunt down in Oz circa 1995 or so.

  338. 338
    Pugin didn't intend this to happen to his work. says:

    No no…he’s right Pugin’s masterpiece must remain intact. Gas them instead.

  339. 339
    Its all about the ratings. says:

    The Polls are designed to showcase the election as a close run thing to make the forthcoming TV debates more “exciting”. Its all about the ratings folks !

  340. 340
    Colonel Nut says:

    My dogs will sometimes eat shit but doubt whether they’d touch McShane,even minced up and disguised with a stock cube.

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    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Just read in The Times that Labour is mailshoting Cancer patients trying to scare them into voting for them. Is there no depths that this bunch will sink to trying to cling on.
    “Labour has sent out 250,000 “cancer” postcards, each addressed to an individual, asking: “Are the Tories a change you can afford?”

  342. 342
    Half eyed Scottish idiot says:


  343. 343
    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Your absolutely right but what is the media doing to bring this to the attention of the British public. Answer = Nothing. This is hardly getting a mention and it is a great article and very much on point.

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  345. 345
    Pugin didn't intend this to happen to his work. says:

    He represents Rotherham does he? Jesus H Christ they really must be stupid to vote for this man. Nay man is too good a word to use to describe him and his ilk. He probably views the electorate as useful fools.

  346. 346
    A No 10 Drowning (in Debt) Street, SpokesPerson, holding a pad to her bruised and bleeding eyes says:

    The Noo_Lie_Bore Rebuttal Unit in the form of Our Glorious and Beloved Leader issued the following statement at 1230 today :

    The G+BL

    1. WILL WIN by 67,000 million seats

    2. HAS personally supervised the production of 67,000 million tractors in the last week alone

    3. HAS personally welcomed 67,000 million new migrants into EUSSR land

    4. HAS personally supervised the insemination of 67,000 million teens to produce the Green Shoots of His next ‘Age of Change’

    5. HAS created 67,000 million new Lords and other shills from his enraptured followers

    6. HAS paid 67d (67 pence) off the National Debt and created 67,000 million pounds more.

    That is all.

    Get on with yoru work – if you have any – AND DON’T FORGET TO PAY YOU TELLY TAX!

  347. 347
    Anonymous says:

    It was his stupid Wife who made him loose his balance, Hmmm

  348. 348
    JL says:

    The Tories should post a copy of Chris Booker’s article in today’s Telegraph to every home in the country. Those that bothered to read it would see just how badly Brown has screwed our economy for decades to come.

  349. 349
    Stupid thick Northerner says:

    We all voted for him here in Rotherham. But there again we are all thick.

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  351. 351
    Brown's a Tosser says:

    God I hope you are right, but my guess is it will be closer than you might think. NuLabour have some very dumbed down support. And is that truly worrying for the future of our country and beggars belief.

  352. 352
    atheist says:

    If Dawkins is the best we can do as a nation in the ‘genius’ stakes, we’re well and truly stuffed. The man gave up on any objectivity years ago, and this is the final result.

  353. 353
    Nick2 says:

    I stole a march & handed a completed opt-out form to my GP’s reception in Feb. They refused to accept it.

  354. 354
    Al Megrahi's other Doctor says:

    And please to wear your skirt – it’s so much cooler – and easier to lift up.

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    CCC says:

    Cable has been exposed as a conman and a liar quite often recently but some media flunkeys are still stupid enough to still think he’s the dogs bollox on economics.

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    ‘Nimrod is pretty though..’

    It’s a Comet really. Even I would think that worrying.

  358. 358
    Dick Tator says:

    Amazing thing is that the US equivalent is actually cheaper to buy and service than the Nimrod.

    There is a good reason that an off-the-scale idiot is sometimes referred to as a “nimrod”.

  359. 359
    Dick Tator says:

    Rebuilt is the word you should have used.

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    Anonymous says:

    Richard Dawkins is a bigger zealot than any Jesuit or jihadist.

    He has a fanatical, probably pathlogical, hatred of Christianity, though I notice he doesn’t have the balls to utter one word of criticism against the muslims.

  361. 361
    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Yes, sick or what. NuLabour/Brown the most dispicable party on the planet. To say I hate them is a vast undertatement. The question is why does everybody not hate this corrupt party. Today we have Cancer patients and donor cards fiasco everyday we have new revelations from this totally discredited government but there poll numbers remain at around 30%. We are doomed if this shower retain any kind of power.

  362. 362
    backwoodsman says:

    ???? I thought it was nutty Nige’s lot that wanted to fire up the Challengers and hit the beaches.

  363. 363
    Who ruined Prudence and turned her into a slut ? says:

    Gorgon the Moron

  364. 364
    Mdme Defarge says:

    This is garbage. Osborne knows exactly what he;s doing and has got Labour very afraid indeed. Why don’t you go and boil your head?

  365. 365

    The pilot was warned he was below the glissade and should pull out.

  366. 366
    Mdme Defarge says:

    Ha! BT very funny we had the same idea of boiling heads except I feel yours has the edge.

  367. 367
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    And a utter hoon.

  368. 368
    Rancid Piece of Shit says:

    Hey! Steady! I have a reputation to keep up.

  369. 369
    Denis MacShite says:

    Stop fucking calling me Matty Jazek!

  370. 370
    Mdme Defarge says:

    This morning’s marginal pols involve 1,000 people over approx 96 marginals from number 80 onwards on the Tories must have list. So not only are these polls sampling just ten people per marginal these same marginals, although important, are not essential. These polls are utterly misleading in addition to being run during Easter week.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I think you have spotted something that the polls don’t want to spot. There will be questions asked on May 7th.

    I see upwards of 80.

  372. 372
    Denis MacShite says:

    My friends call me Matty Jazek.

  373. 373
    Benyamin Netanfukyou says:

    Hello Matty.

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    streamfisher says:

    Reaction probably… oh well we didn’t think this one through again as usual, but you win some you lose some.

  375. 375
    Anonymous says:

    A couple of very interesting polls coming out later today. Somebody is not going to be very happy LOL

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    English Heretic says:

    Yes he is an odious creepy EU-fascist but he has a 10,000 plus majority and the people of Rotherham will likely send him back to haunt us. Didn’t he do dodgy claims on his constituency office? (his garage).

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    Because he was bright enough to know what Kinnocks were doing 25,000 years ago.

  378. 378
    QWERTY says:

    Fuck Liebour

  379. 379
    Tommy Atkins says:

    just wait for the funeral directors turn up to measure you up for your not yet dead body.

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    Actually the SS never did much damage to Britain, unlike the Labour Party.

  381. 381
    streamfisher says:

    Adjust the magnification, that’s no Chipolata its a Cumberland sausage and its about to give birth!

  382. 382
    Tommy Atkins says:

    just wait for the funeral directors to arrive to measure you up for your not yet dead body.

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    Po says:

    Guido is protecting you from this

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    If Dawkins gets within fifty yards of the pope he’ll be zapped by a thunderbolt then rained on with frogs.

  386. 386
    Avuncular Vince says:

    I thought you all loved me ?? Remember, I forecast the housing market crash around 2001 after interest rates were cut following the 9/11 atrocity ? I identified Brown’s Housing Boom around that time as interest rates were slashed. Loand behold, five years later, my forecast came true !!

    No., I am NOT like the broken clock – correct twice a day but wrong the rest of the time.

  387. 387
    English Republican Army,Dissidents branch says:

    oh yeah

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    English Republican Army,Dissidents branch says:

    russian births

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Count me in

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    Spock says:

    No Captain,it’s definitely a small chipolata or cocktail sausage.


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    Maladroit Labour Chump says:

    Did the ‘guilty’ flight attendants get a Nokia each in the back of their head ?

  392. 392
    Gods own boys says:

    wait until the second inquisition.,heads rolling, the short will become the tall.

  393. 393
    streamfisher says:

    The form still has to completed in line with regulations.

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Vince is a fucking clueless monkey.

    The Limp Dems portray him as the Guru who forecast the downfall… yet every common bloke in the pub could have told you the boom based on debt was going to end in tears….

  395. 395
    Incensed shaman says:

    Wasn’t the whole point of getting rid of the Queen’s flight to upgrade travel for government ministers with them getting to charter more luxurious aircraft?

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    Hang The Bastards says:


    How did they get the info ? Surely the electroal commission need to sort this out

  397. 397
    pete-s says:

    The only thing that amazes me is that McShameless does not get a good kicking more often.

  398. 398
    Batty Hattie Harmanescu says:

    Indeed, as I said in a previous post. Break out the Zyklon-B, it’s time for change.

  399. 399
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Does Ed Balls know about Cooper-Balls “private” journalist in her Brief’s ??

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    Geeza who quizzed Bliar and The Moron says:

    Gorn – lettus build a wind farm – gorn – you know it makes sense – and I’ll give ye a soft time.


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    Gnasher says:

    A pilot who refused to land him where he wanted last year was sacked. This was obviously playing on the pilot’s mind.

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    UKIP Manifesto....A stronger and independent Britain for all says:

    Van Rompuy knows that he will have to break us in this island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fall, then the whole world,including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science.
    Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the United Kingdom lasts for a thousand years, men will still say, “This was their finest hour!”

  403. 403
    git says:

    or his arse

  404. 404
    Aus zoo says:

    my crocs will have him

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    Nick2 says:

    Should have bought the 60 Blackhawks. And what about the rules preventing civil servants immediately joining private companies that they’ve awarded contracts to?

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    Beelzebub says:

    “God does not exist.” Richard Dawkins

    As a self confessed blob of protoplasm that only recently crawled out of the primordial slime, how the fuck does he know? The intellectual pride and arrogance of this upstart gabshite is quite astonishing, and I know of what I speak having had a bit of a problem in that area myself. Even one of your finest ‘thinkers’, Einstein, didn’t rule out the possibility of a god FFS, and yet this middlebrow fuckwit seems to think he’s cracked it.

    I look forward to our imminent meeting with some relish.

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    Life long Conservative voter says:

    Thanks, but urgh!! No thanks!!!!! Wouldn’t even wee on them if they were all on fire!

    BTW have the Conservatives pulled out of the election? Last 2 days has been never ending Wall to Wall coverage on BBC and Sky with sick producing ‘Love Ins’ for Limp Dems and the Mc-useless ones new partnership.

    How on earth do these broadcasters get away with it?

    Can’t watch it anymore. I am increasingly feeling like ‘Stands with a Fist’ eg ranting at the TV!! Note to self, Must Calm Down!!

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    Dosprompt says:

    these ex movie stars can be right bitches

  409. 409

    Can people stop saying nice things about Malcolm Maclaren? It was thanks to him no doubt that Sid Vicious killed my cat.
    Sid wanted to sing My Way the Sinatra way, but Macl asked him to jazz it up with a spot of cat killing.
    So please, stop saying about how nice he was. He was a s**t

  410. 410
    Danny Dogg at times article says:

    Danny Dogg wrote:
    What is most shocking is the readiness with which labour sympathisers are willing to condone this behaviour. Whatever your political persuasion may be, preying on peoples vulnerabilities like this is simply abhorent.

  411. 411
    Pole Star says:

    The Guardian appears not to be aware of the ‘Cancer’ mailshot by the Labour bastards!! However the BBC website is reporting it!

    Perhaps Labour arranged for the innumerable ‘missing – presumed stolen’ databases to be ‘stolen’ for future use!

    NuLibore is losing big time – good innit?

  412. 412
    Nick2 says:

    In a perfect world profitable schools would succeed by educating their pupils properly. In tomorrow’s Britain profitability will probably not have a direct link with student success, it’ll be another stealth form of remuneration for the teachers.

    I’d prefer to see better educated & motivated teachers. In my youth teaching PGCEs were a refuge sought by mediocre graduates to defer working, and to avoid the real world altogether.

    The best thing would be to abandon the discredited UK education qualifications & adopt the International Baccalaureate country-wide. That would restore confidence in qualifications, distinguish between students who are not taxed by GCSE/A levels & hopefully allow some highly educated poly-lingual European teachers to improve standards.

  413. 413
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    A Labour Minister with SEVEN homes ???

    I’m catching up very fast :)))

  414. 414
    Dosprompt says:

    wonder what nuke Murdoch is saving for election morning

  415. 415
    Maladroit Labour Chump says:

    Would you prefer Nasty Spamhead ?

  416. 416
    Harriet's Gnarled Clit says:

    Vote Labour you slags.

  417. 417
    Dosprompt says:

    glad others lower down the post harped on about reading this, made me do it and well worth it too.

  418. 418
    Cherie Mersey Mouth Blair says:

    C’mon Prezza, Tony can’t get it up any more, except for wealthy Arab men. Me and you have some proper working class dirty fucking

  419. 419
    TH Robin Cock says:

    What happened to Blairforce 1?

  420. 420

    read this very very important

  421. 421
    Thomas Rossetti says:

    Quite right, Guido. MacShane is an odious man.

  422. 422
    Dave's civilian army coming to a town near you says:

    ****Desperate smearer trying to cover up the truth alert****

  423. 423
  424. 424
    24" above the floor says:

    @take the test are you really conservative or UKIP?

    Thx for the link. I should vote for the Natural Law Party, sounds reasonable, bit hard on the knees though, this lotus posture.

  425. 425
    David Blunkett says:

    I’ll be his jump buddy just in case there’s a problem.

  426. 426
    getting there says:

  427. 427
    hoobris says:

    MacShame would even make Goebbels blush with some of the shite that comes out of his lying mouth. He’s definitely the comical Ali of the Labour Party, and should therefore be hanged by his brass neck.

  428. 428
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Endorses everything I have said since 2001. The reason why I sold my house before the crash, emigrated and converted all my Sterling to AUD (@2.54), USD (@2.06), EUR (@1.57). There is only one thing that I got wrong. I never thought the wheels would stay on as long as they did, notwithstanding the 30% devaluation experienced in the value of the pound. I do not say this to boast – one is only as good as one’s next deal – I am still worried and on my guard.

    It is not over either – IMHO it is just starting. I do not say this to crow. I love my country and take no pleasure from seeing it being ruined so thoroughly. That is what prompts me to post here and elsewhere – I cannot wait to see this bunch of charlatans, nay crooks, voted out.

    So when some tat says, “that wanker who can’t even remember his moniker”, it hurts me not. I just wonder how he has looked after his savings (that is a joke, we all know he will not have a pot to piss in.) I wonder how many there are like him out there. What do they know about anything? I sometimes wonder if we can ever get out of the clutches of these ignorant pricks, even with a change of government.

    I am travelling across Europe for a few days so will not be posting much for a while. There are plenty here, from different standpoints, who are doing a great job for personal freedom and responsibility. Good luck to you all and thanks to GF who is not IMO in anyone’s pocket.

  429. 429
    Biffo says:

    And some nylon munching moths….

  430. 430
    FO Vince says:

    Like all the politicos, full of their own importance and don’t they just love the sound of their own voices!!

  431. 431
    Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

    In a free society contracts would be between parents and private schools. Just trying to take the bureaucratic mess we have and bolt on some form of words about schools making a profit-1-It won’t work 2-It will allow political scum to try and discredit the idea of education being taken out of the states hands.

    Scrap the present system totally and start again.

  432. 432
    Moley says:

    I once shared a flat with a devout atheist who was far more irritating than any religious zealot.

  433. 433
    Biffo says:

    HALF fill the tanks – don’t want to waste fuel.

  434. 434
    The Dirty Rat says:

    You take care old son.
    This is what he did and look where it got him.


  435. 435
    Army Girl says:

    hot sex with lots of hot solidiers

  436. 436
    Dick Robinson says:

    He is still the darling of housewives and sixth formers nationwide though.

  437. 437

    Cameron doesn’t like Booker ‘cus he speaketh the uncomfortable truth on the global warming hoax.

  438. 438
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Gordon Brown has got EVERYTHING right!

  439. 439
    Moley says:

    I forgot about him when I was compiling my list of Labour millionaires.

    He is like the BBC presenters who think that paying a bit more tax on their £600,000 Salaries will make them more virtuous.

    Paying tax is not quite so much fun when you only get £20,000.00

    The BBC should try it.

  440. 440
    Biffo says:

    Cops are going to be round knocking on my door soon then as I start cursing as soon as I see any of those thieving, lying mongs on the box.

    Surely he should have pleaded Not Guilty – it’s his house after all? Oh sorry, that’s too simplistic for the Noo Labia Nanny State with ‘rights’ to break into anyone’s house at will.

    He’d have got a lighter sentence if he’d murdered someone.

    Hope the Judge catches something extremely nasty

  441. 441
    Charles Manson says:

    Maybe I should have killed 400 or 500 people, then I might have felt better

  442. 442
    Labour the lie, deny and smear party says:

    Labour has blood on its hands – I hate them for what they have done to the country


  443. 443
    Yet ANOTHER Excuse To Use The Word Tossflap!!!! says:

    I think I’ll call you ‘tossflap’.

    A nasty, real-nazi, oppenent-smearing tossflap of the highest order.

  444. 444
    Biffo says:

    Good one. Made me lol!

  445. 445
    M.T.Bucket says:

    The nuke could fall on either party at this stage, he will go with the polls the night before.

  446. 446
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Just as a point of record, as if one needed reminding, what a piece of shit Denis MacShane is, here he is talking the Tories Euro grouping, and showing MacShane is educated in NOTHING. A gutter politician.

  447. 447
    Lightweight Cast Iron says:

    me, too

  448. 448
    The Dirty Rat says:

    Gordon Brown 1992.

    He was an arrogant no nothing c*nt then and spots don’t go away.

  449. 449
    Biffo says:

    And me!

    HandsomeDavid that photo of McSnot is the vilest I’ve see. He looks like something out of a Romanian Mental Hospital circa 1990.

  450. 450
    Bla blah says:

    I suggest this place or like it

  451. 451
    Yet ANOTHER Excuse To Use The Word Tossflap!!!! says:

    There’s more chance of me getting bitten by a daffodil than there is of McShame getting into the Real World.

    He’s an utter, utter tossflap!!!

  452. 452
    Biffo says:

    Isn’t that MEANT to be ‘ I want to renew the contract between the people and those who are sworn to serve them”

  453. 453
    Forex Trader says:

    Don’t blame them anyone who has invested in copper or metals recently has made a fortune, supply can’t keep up with demand.

  454. 454
    Pole Star says:

    Guardian still not reporting the Labour Cancer story

  455. 455
    Spoken in jest says:

    I wonder which of you will be chained to the wall in the cell next to mine

  456. 456
    What's the problem Gordy? ......... says:

    Just come back from meeting high-up Old Labour supporter

    He’s given up on Labour!

    He also confirmed that BROWN IS GAY

    This will ‘come out’, he says, after Brown loses the election !!

  457. 457
    Bastard Watch says:

    Hope the shit who reported him has a guilt ridden conscience and becomes insane.

  458. 458
    Bastard Watch says:

    and the NuConservatives

  459. 459
    Martin Day says:

    When politicians can’t think of anything sensible to say, they come up with silly ideas. That is how David Cameron has produced his plan to give tax breaks to married couples who vote for David Cameron’s Conservatives

    Not for married couples who don’t vote for David Cameron’s Conservatives, mind you. And not much of a giveaway, either. But that isn’t what makes the proposal not just daft but offensive.

    For a start, it is plainly ridiculous to suggest that a couple will get married or stay together because the government is offering them £3 a week for the privilege.

    It is also distasteful to say to a woman newly widowed that she is now going to have to pay more tax. Or to inform a mother who has been abandoned by her husband that she will lose tax relief yet her ex will receive it if he marries the woman he has run off with.

    Yes, marriage is important, as are all stable relationships.

    It isn’t the state’s job to interfere in people’s private lives but we all pay the cost of broken families and the damage they can do to society.

    The question, as with so many of the critical questions that face Britain, is what can be done. And suggesting it can be fixed by bribing selected couples with a few quid is plain dishonest politics.

    Mr Cameron is not only trying to appease a nagging right-wing lobby but is floundering around for an idea – not a big idea, that would be too much to ask, but any idea. For after nearly five years as Tory leader, voters still don’t know what he stands for.

    Let Martin Day enlighten them. He stands for gimmicks, oily public relations and the prospect of brutal cuts in public spending and tens of thousands of redundancies. No wonder he is struggling in the polls.

    Let me just say in conclusion,Vote Labour

  460. 460
    khmer marron says:

    dennis mcshit should travel only by helicopter-
    one with an ejector seat!

  461. 461
    Irene says:

    Just another odious man in this cesspit of a government.

    I wish he’d blow his nose once in a while!

  462. 462
    Adolph says:

    If I had ignored Russia and carried on with my Blitzing you wouldn’t have had this worry now

  463. 463
    Gordon Brown says:

    Might I just wish Raith Rovers all the ebst against George Galloway’s Terrors.

  464. 464
    David Cameron Is a Marxist says:

    She is the Chairman Mao fan whose ‘body language’ coaching sessions helped Barack Obama to enter the White House – and now David Cameron is hoping her skills will steer him into Downing Street.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/election/article-1265137/Obama-aide-prepping-Cameron-TV-clash.html#ixzz0knqZMMvr

  465. 465
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Gordon has been sending out personal messages to Cancer patients?
    When one of those drops in the letter box its probably best to book a one way ticket to Switzerland, saves money for the NHS

  466. 466
    albacore says:

    The B/N/P is the only party “committed to withdrawing from the illegal and immoral wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and the prosecution for war crimes of all Westminster officials who deliberately tricked this nation into those conflicts which have cost billions and at least 300 British lives.”

  467. 467
    David Cameron Is a Marxist says:

    Not really it’s like choosing how you will die either by a sword or a gun.

    Voting one brand of socialism in over another is a zero sum game for everyone and will lead to a dictator sooner or later.

  468. 468
    Sikorski says:

    Much too early to say that the crash was nothing to do with the aircraft.

    Rather surprising that the Poles should have had so much of their Government and Defence leadership on a plane serviced by the Russians. You’d think they’d have a healthy distrust of Russians!

  469. 469
    Grandma says:

    Almost as good as Gordon’s extra large helmet and very small flak jacket supplied by the quartermaster in Afghanistan. I love these individual initiatives.

  470. 470
    Anonymous says:

    It is reported that a farm in Kent has three pigs representing the three parties in the election, who are raced against each other in order to predict the final outcome of the election. It is also reported the the “Gordon Brown” pig is a frequent winner in these races.

    What is not reported is that members of the public/electors stick red hot pokers up the arse of “Gordon Brown’s” pig possibly to to “encourage” it – no wonder the poor thing runs off as past as it can!!!

  471. 471
    udderly 'orrible says:

    “He was born as Denis Matyjaszek, to an Irish mother, Isobel MacShane, and her Polish husband, Jan Matyjaszek, who had fought in the Second World War and remained in exile after it, taking British nationality in 1950 …changed to his mother’s maiden name at BBC behest, doesn’t know one end of Poland from t’other only managed a 3rd at Oxford.

  472. 472
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Even Frank Field said “You can’t let Mrs Rochester out of the attic”

    Do keep up old boy :)

  473. 473
    albacore says:

    Brown’s done everything except a song and dance act to get Cameron elected Prime Minister.
    Meanwhile the shrinking violet himself prattles every irrelevance under the sun so as to make the electoral stitch-up marginally less blatant.

  474. 474

    Apparently Yvette has admitted to being “second division”. I suppose that makes me first division, or dare I say it, premier league. My friend Bob Ainsworth apparently plays for Accrington Stanley.

  475. 475
    Dont_Get_Mad_Get_Even says:

    He would have done better to shot off one of his legs.
    The Zanu Labourites would not have dared to sack a disabled person.

  476. 476
    Gordo the greek says:

    Meanwhile in Esher unite is set to spend millions on it’s training centre in an exclusive area – plans submitted to extend 36 room place!

  477. 477
    the gift of sleep says:

    We know what you are Piers, you cuпt.

  478. 478
    Gutless Gordon Brown says:

    Er three quid eh. What was the weekly increase in the State pension this year?

  479. 479
    Gutless Gordon Brown says:

    Yes and hasn’t Vince Cable turned really nasty recently.

  480. 480
    Sceptic says:

    It (to me) is so fucking obvious that the EU is so
    much more corrupt than the UK & we need to distance
    our island nation from their brand of shit !!.

  481. 481
    Lady Completely Gaga says:

    Hmm, I suppose creating a situation in which the best part of half a billion quid is added to the National Debt every single day was the result of constantly making the right calls? You don’t have to be mad to vote for Al the Postie. You have to be head-bangingly, tongue-lollingly, eyeball-bulgingly, CERTIFIABLY FUCKING INSANE.

  482. 482
    the gift of sleep says:

    Reminds me of a story I heard only yesterday about one Harry Meadows, an 87 year old who dressed up as the grim reaper, and shocked to death 3 other elderly residents of his care home.


    What a joker.

  483. 483
    Moley says:

    Your chain of logic breaks down at the last sentence.

    You have failed to give anybody any reason why they should vote Labour.

    There isn’t one is there?

  484. 484
    Unsworth says:

    The Comet (rounded windows) was prettier – but the Constellation was my favourite.

  485. 485
    Brown - a rogues gallery says:

    Yes – you can actually imagine the army planning that one!

    Probably the best photo to use on Brown’s Wikipedia page when he is wiped off the face of the political earth on may 6th.

    The scum of scum,excrement of excrement – the devil incarnate that is the hated impostor Gordon Brown.

  486. 486
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off Hardwige

  487. 487
    Goggles provided says:

    This kind of crap makes me want to take a pick axe to Brown’s head and smash it to little pieces.

    Anyone care to join me?

  488. 488
    Bang on says:

    I heard she was being gang-banged by two journo’s.

    She will have more time on her hands when she is beaten on May 6th along with husband Himmler.

  489. 489
    news worthy says:

    Sorry – this is not news – Brown was gay from the word “tax”.

    There will be so much coming out when he is kicked out on May 6th – there will have to be a special section in the newspapers to handle the stories that will appear about the charlatan Brown.

  490. 490
    up yours gay day says:

    Martin is a toffee apple troll. He gets one for every comment he makes.

  491. 491
    Old Seth says:

    I got a blow-job on a Rotherham late night bus just for lighting a lass’ fag.

  492. 492
    Richard says:

    Not for that but for pointing out that with a third lass degree he was accepted as a Ph. D candidate

  493. 493
    lol says:

    Our old friend and Stoke Labour dissident, Comade Gary Elsby is in today’s Telegraph:


  494. 494
    The office says:

    Yep I’m up for it i have just been out side blunting me pitchfork ![don’t want it to be too quick for him ! do we ].

  495. 495
    Unsworth says:

    I’ve been to Rotheram too. It was closed.

  496. 496
    generally gay says:


  497. 497
    Anon says:

    Only problem is 1) They won’t win any seats in parliament and, let us humour a dickhead like you for a moment albacore, 2) if the British Nazi party did withdraw soldiers, any non-white troops withdrawn from Afghanistan would immediately be deported according to the racist British Nazi party’s policy of repatriation.
    You’re a fucking spastic albacore.
    Oh, and don’t you fucking dare use our brave troops to score cheap political bullshit points you fucking scum wanker.
    You are an anti-patriotic motherfucker who is trying to score points at the expense of the blood of British soldiers you’re just as bad as Gordon Brown you stupid c’unt.
    Now Fuck off you wanker.

  498. 498
    A Goldfish Writes says:

    My mistake…

    Why am I here again?

  499. 499
    Jethro says:

    Churchill declined to ‘put all his baskets in one egg’, as I recall.

  500. 500
    Anonymous says:

    aintbustingut would struggle, as a ‘human being’ to make bottom of a third or even fourth division. edballs falls somewhere short beneath even that!

  501. 501
    Van Rump says:

    Dave Cameron is an EU federalist

  502. 502
    The office says:

    Absolutely appalling and shows the spiteful little toads that have come to rule our lives
    with their rules and dictum’s, I hope the little git gets karma on their ass and their life ruined as well !

  503. 503
    Anon says:

    The Russians brought down the plane.
    It was a mass assassination.
    It was a message to the other Russian satellite countries to not let the Americans deploy missile bases in their countries or their governments will be wiped out too.

  504. 504
    Anonymous says:

    poor vince he so desperately wants to be the next Chancellor. It’s his once in a lifetime opportunity and he’ll sell out his own granny to achieve it!!

    Don’t think even then he’s going to make it !!

  505. 505
    Brown reckons he can cure cancer says:

    It’s abit rich labour trying to woo cancer patients when no long ago they were telling them to get stuffed because their medicine was too expensive and David Cameron had to promise to spend a few billion on it if he was elected.

  506. 506
    Angela's Merkin says:

    Anyone else noticed that the name of this gas is as bogus as Cillit Bang?

  507. 507
    a cornered rat says:

    +++Breaking News+++

    Gordon Brown sets up gun emplacement at No.10.

  508. 508
    Jethro says:

    ..or even ‘capax imperium, nisi imperasset

  509. 509
    ian e says:

    If I were a terminally ill sniper, I know one NuLabor sleazebag who would be on my list!

  510. 510
    PICK(nose)FORDS REMOVALS says:

    Come on out, you nasty,poisonous, lying,incompetent tosser !!

    Your time is up !!

  511. 511
    ian e says:

    It always has been! (and has-been is about right)

  512. 512


    George Galloway called a “Filthy Kaffir” and beaten up by er… Muslims in London


  513. 513
    Carlsberg says:

    Probably the best election campaign poster ever:

  514. 514
  515. 515
    Ratsniffer says:

    NuLab and the lib dums – two festering, supurating cheeks from the same stinking arse.

  516. 516
    Mong says:

    Funny that…

    I applied for a job doing just that, data entry for the NHS last year…you would have thought someone with 20 years in the video game industry would be qualified to be able to handle a simple job like that.

    Nope, didn’t even get a reply, then again, I am middle aged, white, able bodied, hetrosexual and Tory(ish)…Thought my northern-ness might count towards a NuLiebour qualification, but, alas, no.

  517. 517
  518. 518
    Labour needs your cadaver vote! says:

    Dear relative of recently deceased person. Did you know that, because a recent change in the law, you can now vote on behalf of your deceased loved one for one year after their death?

    Take a moment to think about this: you can carry out the final wishes of your departed husband, son, wife, transgendered partner or other close relative, by voting labour! Don’t worry though, even if they were not a labour voter in the past, as their surving relative you have the right to decide on who they vote for!

    So, don’t waste that vote! Simply fill in the enclosed form, post it back to us, and we will do the rest!

    Think how contented your departed relative would be knowing that you’ve voted Labour on their behalf! And if they wouldn’t be – it doesn’t matter – they are dead anyway!

    Vote labour. We need every corpse we can get!

  519. 519
    Old Seth says:

    No, that’s Sarah you’re describing. I see Brown more like a man tied up round the neck

  520. 520
    Angela's Merkin says:

    Look up what ‘troll’ means, Anon. Then cross-reference with posts by the like of TaT. Arguably, the point of this site is to allow people to call Brown a ‘fucked-up sociopath’ in the company of like-minded folk.

  521. 521
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    Obviously you are short of the requisite number of piercings and tattoos.did your career advisor teach you nothing…….sheeesssssh!

  522. 522
    Bliar and The Moron says:

    We’ve nearly finished our work, –

    1. Ensure the ruination of Britain

    2. Ensure Britain is irrevocably part of the EUSSR

    3. Ensure we have nice pensions.

    That’s it really.

  523. 523
    Unsworth says:

    How much does he want for her?

  524. 524
  525. 525
    Scrof says:

    Please ask the Russians to send us a similar message.

  526. 526
    Old Seth says:

    When better to invoke a pre-installed fault or jam the plane’s electronics than under the disguise of foggy conditions?

  527. 527
    The last labour voter in the universe says:

    No body else but Gaylord Mandy Sonofabitch could write such twaddle and believe it.
    Or perhaps it’s really a Tory Troll just winding us up.
    Either way, GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY.

  528. 528
    My Uncle says:

    Do you mean Palace?

  529. 529
    Getting Worse says:

    I’m even starting to think Lyndon Larouche is right with his new dark age

  530. 530
    Groucho says:

    Targeting cancer victims with party political information is pretty twisted, even by NuLabour standards.

    However, since the names and addresses seem to have come from NHS databases, this looks like a clear breach of the Data Protection Act by the government.

    The same government that recently increased the maximum fine for this sort of crime to £500,000.

  531. 531
    Anonymous says:

    I thought the vileness of the labour propoganda machine could not get any viler.
    How wrong I was.

    I don’t think there are any words of fucking fuckedness left for the total moral vacuum that is New Labour.

  532. 532
    Groucho says:

    Hopefully there is a special corner of Hell reserved for those who feel they should be offended on behalf of others.

  533. 533
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Everyone KNOW BROWN IS GAY !

  534. 534
    udderly 'orrible says:

    Ah indeed that be Brown yes indeed – “Brown the ‘fucked-up sociopath’ ” and that be when he’s having a good day.

  535. 535
    Messieur Schmidt at 12 o'clock says:

    Vile Fokker.

  536. 536
    Anonymous says:


    A red hot poker to his eye would do me.

  537. 537
    Hang The Bastards says:

    She’s been sucking off journalists ED !

  538. 538
    Anonymous says:

    Excellent. Let’s go get em & fine ourselves the taxpayers.

    I cannot string together words for this utter pile of excrement. How can 30% of people polled be in favour of these evil bastards?

  539. 539
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    Huh huh… snickle!.. ‘coming out’… Gordon Brown… p-p-pfffffffft-t-tt!

  540. 540
    Anonymous says:

    Because he has been exposed as the useless toad he is.

    I’ve just been reading lots of comments in the MSM. Most are clutching their heads in despair.Sadly,there are still raving communists out there who really want to destroy our country.

  541. 541

    how can anyone with a brain not see through Nu Labour.

    or google my name ?

  542. 542
    GUR says:

    McDoom, please don’t send a message or watch the Westwood at the Masters!

  543. 543
    Sam Allardyce says:

    Gordon, just glad you got the right Rovers and wished Raith Rovers good luck for this afternoon!!

  544. 544
    QWERTY says:

    McShit looks like a badly fucked rent boy

  545. 545
    nell says:


    7 out of 8 of our current pollsters think that the tories are going to win through with a majority of seats despite what their polls are saying.

    Even the eighth, IPSOS, has belatedly said he agrees with that view.

    So much for polls then??!!

  546. 546
    Anonymous says:

    Unfortunately, the nail wouldn’t go in. His head is too thick.

  547. 547
    universal hiss says:

    & what pisses me off even more is I live in Alex Salmond’s ex safe SNP seat so my vote counts as jack shit.
    I cannot remember a time I’ve been so angry with all political parties.

  548. 548
    Soon to be in the line-up. says:

    Gordon Brown – soon this scum will have his name associated in the same way as;

    Vidkun Quisling (shot by firing squad in 1945)

    Nicolae Ceausescu (shot by firing squad in 1989)

    Adolf Hitler (we all the the story,along with HIS Magda,Eva)

    The National Lottery treble rollover should have as first prize, a place on the line up for Brown’s demise – sales would reach £100,000,000.

  549. 549
    Just the way it is says:

    We are watching the slow motion meltdown that is the end of Labour.

    The in-fighting and post-election maneuvering has already begun amongst the Labour thugs and will get progressively worse over the next three weeks.

    By the morning of 6th May,Cameron will be a certainty to win by 103 plus seats.

    Can’t wait to see Balls lose his seat and Brown be dragged away in a straitjacket.


  550. 550
    Dave Blair will save the troops says:

    Dave Blair can heal the sick with a soundbite
    he’ll make the troops indestructible by being tough on war, tough on the causes of war
    no troops will die after May the 6th because Tony Cameron will make it so

  551. 551
    ??!! says:

    ??!! !!??

  552. 552
    Going down (as Cooper Boy Balls says to the journalist) says:

    They aren’t.

    Worry not,keep calm and focused – this excrement Brown is going down big time.

    Do you really think that the monster that curses everyone will not curse himslef and his thugs?

    Of course he will.

  553. 553
    Sailor says:

    Is that the plane with the outside toilets?

  554. 554
    CuttingEdge says:

    With most doners I’ve eaten (after 10 pints at 4am) I’ve never been concerned about whether they were alive or dead…

  555. 555
    Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

    Instead of writing that load of shite you would be better off looking for a real job son.

    You will need one very soon.

  556. 556
    Groucho says:

    If the crime was committed by the Labour Party, the fine would be against them.
    Enough to bankrupt them, hopefully.

  557. 557
    George Osborne says:

    A midget was in the newsagent staring at the magazine section.. The newsagent thought the top shelf porn mags were well out of the midget’s reach so offered assistance.

    `Do you want me to help you ?’ said the newsagent.

    The midget took his midget cock out and replied. `Thank you. With a good hand job, I reckon I could squirt over the photo of the girl on the word puzzle mag.

  558. 558
    Anonymous says:

    The winning Labour team Brown/Balls/Mandy/Macshane.

  559. 559
    Dr Andy Burnham says:

    I’ve already got 1200 votes in Mid Staffs to use.No point wasting them.Andy X

  560. 560
    Unsworth says:

    No, that’s Blair Force One

  561. 561
    Levi Stapress says:

    Feck me – you’re not wrong – what a snorter

  562. 562
    Dr Andy Burnham says:

    Im just hoping we can find one of the 250000 cancer leaflet recipients has’nt got the big C as it means we have used the NHS database illegally and for political gain.Now as if Labour would do that.Andy.X

  563. 563
    The truth seeker Gordon Brown Feb 2010 says:

    I second that.You could also google”Anthony charles lynton blair.Bow street 1983″just to round off the weekend.

  564. 564
    Unsworth says:

    Your source of information?

  565. 565

    He is a mere one of many odious creatures inhabiting the Labour party. Doubtless they’ll all receive peerages, unlike General Sir Richard Dannatt, an illustrious soldier more worthy of a barony than a hundred of G Brown’s cronies.

  566. 566
    The truth seeker Gordon Brown Feb 2010 says:

    It was i,Gordon Brown that cut the helicopter budget resulting in 100’s of needless deaths.

  567. 567
    ??? says:

    What does Denis MacShane (aka Matty Jaszek) have in common with David and Ed Miliband, Jack Straw, Peter Mandelson, Margaret Hodge, Barbara Roche etc?

  568. 568
    The truth seeker Gordon Brown Feb 2010 says:

    It was i,Gordon Brown that sent my cannon fodder to their deaths without enough body armour

  569. 569
    Sir Everard Digby says:

    Wonder if he planned this campaign from his garage(sorry office) which the taxpayer funded? Pious c’unt.

  570. 570
    Jon says:

    Why are Sky News advertising the forthcoming leader’s debate with a large photo of Cameron to a soundtrack of “Nowhere to run to, nowhere to hide”?

    Surely even the Labour shills at Sky realise that if anyone is trying to hide it’s not Cameron but Gordon Brown.

  571. 571
    The truth seeker Gordon Brown Feb 2010 says:

    It is i Gordon Brown,Blaming the generals,the media,Sky,The BBC,Cameron.Clegg,M&S.It was nothing to do with me ,honest,really,would i lie to you.

  572. 572
    hah says:

    You mean Hodge nee Oppenheimer?

  573. 573
    Mong says:

    If you wiped your arse on Liebours manefesto, you would end up with thousands of little paper cuts all over your baloon knot.

    Not recomended.

  574. 574
    fifth column says:

    wiki: “David Miliband is the elder son of J*wish immigrants Marion Kozak, from Poland, and the late Marxist intellectual Ralph Miliband, who fled Belgium during World War II.[2][3] He has said “I am the child of J*wish immigrants and that is a very important part of my identity.”

  575. 575
    Odd Balls says:

    Can people explain to me why they keep on talking about Yvette ‘sucking off a journalist?’
    What is this ‘sucking off’? Does it mean that she is getting helpful information from these journalists? If so then, I would be happy doing this ‘sucking off’ myself.

  576. 576
    Who's going to tell Gordon ? says:

    Even the Labour Cabinet and strategists privately think Cameron is going to win with an overall majority. The only one in denial is Brown and nobody has dared tell him yet

  577. 577
    uncle fester says:

    another day another Burnham apology

    apart from fucking everything up, is there anything he’s good at???

  578. 578
    Leaky pipes. says:

    Ian Dale says that he was told he couldn’t comment on the Cancer debacle when on Sky as Labour had denied the accusation of targeted mailing. Well thats alright then. Even the Beeb are running the story…..sort of. But don’t forget people of Britain…. the Torys will eat your babies.

  579. 579

    Dear Order Order Bloggers,

    I am writing to complain about the harsh comments towards the ‘Go Compare’ singer. I happen to find him anything but an ‘annoying twat’ or a ‘fat Hunt.’

    He is one of the most talented and notable figures of advertising genius. Please recognise class when you see it, you ignoramuses.



  580. 580
    albacore says:

    There, there, anon.
    Were you not so preoccupied in the area of masturbation, you might be able to withdraw your pin head from capacious rectum and view the facts rather than your haemorrhoids.
    Try a little moderation in your self-abuse. Your vision may improve, or at least deteriorate no further; though I doubt that, given your conditioned prejudices, your insight will ever rival that of a retarded crustacean.
    Have a nice day.

  581. 581
    oldfella says:

    “If it’s good enough for the troops …….”


    gulf syndrome doesn’t exist as far as the MoD are concerned but it’s okay if you get killed in action

  582. 582
    nell says:

    Let’s not forget about missing Ridgebacks and IED detectors and lies to Chilcott and smears against Generals and not enough medical support in Afghanistan so we have to rely on the Americans to help out, and not enough medical support here in Britain on the NHS so our troops just struggle to get the help they need, frankly!!!

    And expecially let’s not forget that the IED detectors and some of the better armoured vehicles are British inventions being manufactured here but are shunned by aintbustingaut and the MoD whilst being bought in large quantities by the US Army who laud them as significantly saving lives of US troops in Afghanistan!!!!

  583. 583
    Mong says:


    Brilliant, i’m only 5 foot 6, and i’m pissed off with being called short arse.

    Oh, hang on….I’m agnostic.

  584. 584
    Jethro says:

    483… but not at Oxford, I believe (mine must still be in the post), where it’s a D. Phil.

  585. 585
    nell says:

    I think we need to know precisely which confidential NHS database the Labour Party has clearly accessed in order to target cancer patients with their sick ‘ you will die more quickly under the tories’ postcard.

    Labour today tried to say that the only database they used for that postcard was the electoral roll. What an outright barefaced Lie!!

    This is as good an advert as we can have for a campaign against labour’s nhs universal database they are currently trying to launch. Clearly labour’s reasons for promoting it are entirely political!!!

    Let’s all just say No!!

  586. 586
    Richard says:

    But Norwich City are in the first and looking to get promotion to the Championship!

  587. 587
    nell says:

    I think the absolute rubbishing of the House Of Lords will come when prezza is installed as a peer and his vacuous wife as a lady.

    The HoL can’t collapse to any lower levels than that!!!

    uddin, martin, sugar, prezza,, foulkes, scotland, that woman who is the eu foreign minister whose name I forget, mandy,

    You can’t have an institution more foul and rotting than that!!!!

    Cameron needs to do something to clean out the smell – I’m waiting to hear what that might be!!

  588. 588
    Vote for a Warmonger says:

    tough on war, tough on the causes of war

    Vote for me and 5 more years of carnage in the Afhgan quagmire

  589. 589
    Dick Robinson says:

    We may see a complete collapse of the Labour vote like we did in the Euro elections last year.

    I think Labour realise this, that’s why they are trying to use mostly scare tactics in their campaigning so far.

  590. 590
    Lord Archole says:


  591. 591
    universal hiss says:

    It’s quite unbelievable what the people in this country will take.
    This must be the lowest of the low & should be shouted from the rooftops about how vile Labour & all who lie in her are.
    Over to you BBC.

  592. 592
    Free thinker says:

    Napalm the place.

  593. 593
    barefootcontessa says:

    I’m up for it!

  594. 594
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I am slightly more optimistic than he but, from experience, one can only be wrong when forecasting! Thanks for this one Getting Worse.

  595. 595
    barefootcontessa says:

    He’s FAR worse than odious!

  596. 596
    Rich says:


    The Economist’s Charlemagne on why the president was travelling in an old plane: it had three engines so was quicker than most other ‘presidential’ jets.

  597. 597
  598. 598
    Free thinker says:

    “It’s quite unbelievable what the people in this country will take.”

    Like the concept of a wet millionaire benefit cheat seriously being considered as the man with a plan.

  599. 599
    barefootcontessa says:

    I did love Prudence, …once!

  600. 600
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Capable of being emperor if he had never ruled. We have seen a few of those fall by the wayside. William Hague? (as was, not now)

  601. 601
    barefootcontessa says:

    You’ll need them.

  602. 602
    barefootcontessa says:


  603. 603
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    George Galloway, someone I do not like, but at times I admire his chutzpah.
    Gordon Brown, someone I do not like, but I admire ….. well, nothing about him at all.

  604. 604
    Nero says:

    yep for all the crazy rag heads and towel heads who are offended on behalf allah

  605. 605
    barefootcontessa says:

    Journalist reports ‘Balls last seen running down Downing Street, Boy/girl in tow.’

  606. 606
    HandsomeDavid says:

    WOW. And considering that he married in March 1980. Says a lot about the man (if the story is true that is).

  607. 607
    barefootcontessa says:

    You forgot our Great Lord of Mandelscum.

  608. 608
    Anonymous says:

    This is New Labours Britain where comments at work said in jest are punished out of all proportion to the percieved crime. At best such comments should be laughed off . at worst a talking to but no, we have lost all sense of proportion when it comes to handling these issues. We have created an environment when useless no marks with eggshell personalities run grassing up their work colleagues in a way which the Nazi or Communist regimes would have been proud off. At least we know there will still be no shortage of people willing to load up the cattle trucks if it gives them some sense of power in the worthless useless little spiteful lives.

  609. 609
    universal hiss says:

    Free thinker. HA,ha,ha,ha.
    Your hedukasion obviously cost fuck all.

  610. 610
    The truth seeker Gordon Brown Feb 2010 says:

    Leave Bliar out of it

  611. 611
    Richard says:

    your vote slags Labou’

  612. 612
    barefootcontessa says:

    I have said no, (in writing), as if that will make any difference!

  613. 613
    St George Hawks and Spits says:

    Denis MacShane is an odious man

    Well, he’s Labour, what do you expect ?

  614. 614
    barefootcontessa says:

    That’s alright then.

  615. 615
    Nero says:

    I have become Death, the destroyer of worlds

  616. 616
    Anonymous says:

    Copper Balls is clearly discriminating between a first rate press conference and a second rate one.

  617. 617
    NotaSheep says:

    Who’d more odious Denis MacShane or Keith Vaz? Tough call?

  618. 618

    […] lisztomega under Uncategorized | Tags: failed government, useless | Leave a Comment  Guido has pointed this out , and Charles Crawford frequently corrects various lurid claims made from a veneer of […]

  619. 619
  620. 620
    Anonymous says:

    +++++BREAKING NEWS ++++++

    Allegedly one of the Journalists sent to cover Cooper-Balls’s latest press conference has been photographed holding a notepad with the words ” Distinctly Second raters on show today ” !!!!!!

  621. 621
    nell says:

    Yes and so have we!

    But we need an answer from Labour on this current postcard scandal. Where did Labour get their names and addresses in order to target cancer victims in this disgraceful manner ??!!

    We know Labour’s Source is the confidential NHS database – but they must be made to admit it !!! And UNITE must acknowledge that they are implicit in this disgraceful national breach of medical confidentiality!!!

    I suppose charliewhelan has now gone into hiding hasn’t he??!! What slugs these liebour people are!!!

  622. 622
    Anonymous says:

    It looks as if your a TIT !

  623. 623
    Remember, Remember says:

    It is reported that Cast-Iron Dave will commit in the Tory manifesto to holding a referendum on any further transfer of powers to the EUSSR.

    Remember his previous ‘cast-iron’ commitment ? How f*cking stupid does he think we are ?

    We’re not, and our mass votes for UKIP and B&P next month will prove just how many of us have rumbled all the LabConLibs’ real EU agenda.

    Only real parties can get us out, so let’s get those parties in.

  624. 624
    universal hiss says:

    I thought you needed a good 2.1 these days?
    Unless you go to Wolverhampton University.
    Falls off chair laughing.

  625. 625
    nell says:

    That’s Easy …. EdBalls and mandy!!

    Oh and following closely behind aintbustingut and his henchmen kevan and rammell!

    The four most odious ‘men’ on the face of the earth, Ever!! (well after prezza that is!)

  626. 626
    Miriam Clogg says:

    Jesus Christ check out Sarah Browns feet, quite a shocker!! Not for the faint hearted!


  627. 627
    Anonymous says:

    Dawkins is another Labour style intellectual who believes their own hype. He must be a briliiant man because we are told he is. Yeah just Like Jonah is a genius !!!

  628. 628
    Marxism is a propaganda tool of the fascists says:

    Dave is a puppet of the NWO –

    The EU is part of a wider NWO construct, however it has nothing to do with marxism and everything to do with corporate fascism, social engineering and eugenics.

  629. 629
    Anonymous says:

    Much of Dawkins reasoning is in fact circular.

  630. 630
    progressive NWO slavery says:

    It’s main goal is perpetual power and wealth for the elites that have run the country and much of the west for the last 100 years or more, with `demoicracy` being a NWO media led panto for the little people every 5 years, where they dictate who you will vote for.

    It has NO goodwill, no good intentions, it wages war, famine, backs despots and bankrupts nations.

    That is your progressives.

    Progressive slavery to the elites.

  631. 631
  632. 632

    Labour manifesto 2005


    “manifesto pledges are not subject to legitimate expectation”. Gordon Brown, February 2008.

  633. 633
    nell says:


    real parties ??- just say who you think they are !!

    If you can’t declare your real interests then why post??

  634. 634

    I’ve been saying that for months. 110 plus majority.

    I don’t *like* it, I think Call Me Dave is a cocksucker puppet who will be just a hair’s breadth away fromt he worst stupidities of labour on the eu, crime, immigraiton, t’environment bullshit, all that malign equality madness…. but I do think they’re going to romp it. labour’s fluffy vote will vanish, leaving just the tribal core, paid lefties, and meejatwats

  635. 635
    Dave Blair the Warcriminals mini-me says:

    If only Wavy Davy would but he will always be Blair’s mini-me

  636. 636
    Dan Dare - Once Pilot of the Future says:

    Next step after charging passengers to take a leak (and you can’t even have a quiet smoke in there!): Ryanair to strap an aerofoil shaped ‘thunderbox’ outside the emergency exit over each wing? There’ll be no complaints from the fuzzie-wuzzies anyway.

  637. 637
    Moley says:

    A jolly good read.

  638. 638
    revolting peasant says:

    He did you stupid twat.

  639. 639
    Nero says:

    ah well.Too late for this world early to the next.

  640. 640
    do keep up says:

    where the fuck have you been moron ?
    it was covered in the News earlier with an interviewer asking about it

  641. 641
    nell says:

    No-one with lads in Afghanistan or caring about our troops in Afghanistan would vote for aintbustinagut, kevan, rammell or the lying gordon ‘ I hate the Army’ brown!!!

  642. 642
    Dack Blog says:

    They targeted 250,000 patients based on postcodes (having read behind the headlines) – some of which, as you’d expect, have (or had) cancer.

    I got a political leaflet about reinstating dog-free areas in my local park. Should I take it personally if my dog had just died?

    It was a stupid leaflet from a stupid party that hadn’t thought though the potential consequences. Cancer is an emotive issue (as I know from experience) but there are more important fuckups to get all ‘Lady Di’s funeral’ about.

  643. 643
    nell says:

    No he didn’t!!! –

    He said who he didn’t think would deliver – he didn’t declare categorically who he thought Would deliver – though I note he says halfheartedly about UKIP and beenpee.

    Well which one does he want ??

    Courage of one’s convictions and all that!!!

  644. 644
    Hannan watch says:

    Is that Dan Hannan a man who gets his cash from the EU and is a member of the EUSSR police state Tories?

  645. 645
    Nero says:

    “You canna hang me” (G Brown 2012 War Crimes Trial )

  646. 646
    Mong says:

    He was very good at closing the A&E unit in his own constituency.

  647. 647
    Phoney Tory watch says:

    Don’t worry Dave will be along soon to finish the job for the NWO and the EUSSR police state.

  648. 648
    Nero says:


  649. 649
    Thelma Scrivens says:

    For once Guido Fawkes is right. Denis MacShane is an odious man. A massive popular campaign is needed. Guardian readers, Fawkes, and myself, three very different types, have nothing good to say about MacShane and cannot all be wrong. If only a popular independent candidate could win the seat – it could be done, maybe, with support from all the disillusioned individuals of the blogosphere. Even Esther Rantzen would be preferable.

  650. 650
    Nero says:

    I wrapped mine round a house brick and lashed it through he surgery window so he knows it was delivered.

  651. 651
    More say dung says:

    There is a serious tendency toward capitalism among the well-to-do peasants.

  652. 652
    Gordon McMental says:

    The state of my wifes feet prove that she is a well groomed and gorgeous woman whom I have met with on many occassions to discuss policy.
    On average we meet 2.4 times a month when I am not engaged in scotch activities such as woman beating, drug use or rambling on incoherently to complete strangers in central London
    Like most scotch I also like to piss my pants in public
    Vote Gordon
    Its the right thing to do

  653. 653
    Life long Conservative voter says:

    Andy Burnham and Gordon Brown = Burke and Hare??

  654. 654
    Nero says:

    I thought labour are saying they used the electoral roll.didn’t know that listed illness

  655. 655
    Yuk! says:

    The mare’s Toenails are the sure sign of persistent athlete’s foot.


    Poor hygiene.

  656. 656
    Nero says:

    It won’t be long before we have a US type berserker going back to his old place of work and doing a Micky Ryan.

  657. 657
    Big Bum Bob The Builder says:

    Here – try my ‘plastique’ powered nail gun and here’s a couple of blunt, rusty nails to go with it.

  658. 658
    NotaSheep says:

    That’s the trouble there is so much choice in the odious stakes – Balls, Mandy, Brown and Prescott are obviously the most odious, although Mrs Balls, Harriet Harman and Jack Straw should not be forgotten. Good grief would MacSgane or Vaz even make the top 10?

  659. 659
    revolting peasant says:

    > he didn’t declare categorically who he thought Would deliver – though I note he says halfheartedly about UKIP and beenpee.

    Stupid twat.

  660. 660
    NotaSheep says:

    Labour can and will go much much lower before election day.

  661. 661
    nell says:

    N0 sorry Dack, as much as I respect your views, This time you are wrong.

    Labour have this time used a confidentisl NHS Database that has allowed them to access and target patients suffering cancer.

    We need to know who has allowed them to do that and UNITE and the slug charliewhelan have to come clean because he and they are clearly in the Frame!!!

  662. 662
    Not an original thought in his Martin Day's head says:

    He doesn’t write it, a quick google reveals its drivel cut’n’pasted from the Daily Mirror website

  663. 663
    Banana Republic says:

    We have the advantage of postal votes now as well

  664. 664
  665. 665
  666. 666

    Crocs will not eat vegetables like him.

  667. 667
    Dack Blog says:

    Maybe there is more to it and, if so, I’m sure that all will be revealed in time. But a lot of data based on postcodes is shared and easily accessible. They haven’t – from what I’ve read already – targeted ONLY cancer patients. Sounds like a scattergun mailing to me and some pellets hit the (ill-considered)mark.

    We’ll see Nell.

    I don’t always agree with your views but I respect your passion – I just think it blinds you at times. It’s more ‘they’re all a bit shit’ than ‘heroes and villains’. (I still hope you’re a troll, though) :)

  668. 668

    My brother-in-law is a retired RAF avionics engineer. He knew there’d be problems. So why didn’t the RAF/MOD?

  669. 669

    David Cameron’s Conservative’s are slumping in the opinion polls

    YG daily poll – The Sun Apr 11 Apr 10
    LABOUR 31% 32%
    LIB DEMS 20% 18%

  670. 670
    Groucho says:

    They are in deep, deep shit here.

    This is bound to cause universal revulsion. Then there’s the little matter of the DPA breach.

    Just when you think they can’t stoop any lower…

  671. 671
    Anonymous says:

    You are the fuckin moron, read what I posted again , what a wanker you are !!!! Let me draw you a diagram in colourful crayon. You see fuckwit, the original story had Yvette Cooper holding the note pad. OK now I did a SATIRE with one of the Journos holding the notepad with comments on it about the panel of MP’s . Jesus Fucking Christ it kind of looses its joke when you have to explain it. Are you pissed or are you a cock ?

  672. 672
    Dack Blog says:

    I replied Nell but it got stuck in mod (twice) and then disappeared. No idea why.

  673. 673
    Buffy the Tanky slayer (sgt Steve Roberts RTR RIP ) says:

    Katyn is a true story and a bloody good film to watch. it also shows how in war atrocities can be swept under the carpet

  674. 674
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah YouGov……a couple of weeks ago a 2% gap, a couple of days ago a 10% gap, and now this……yawn.

  675. 675
    Buffy the Tanky slayer (sgt Steve Roberts RTR RIP ) says:

    But he was brought up a good catholic, loads of hail Mary’s and pillow biting.

  676. 676

    Luck bastard i wish i had a 2″ Cock instead of this little thing

  677. 677
    St Paul says:

    I suppose it is a sad reflection upon the state of our nation that there is absolutely no positive comment about the odious gobshite MacShane. I hope he dies, fairly soon and fairly painfully.

  678. 678
    Nash says:

    What does it say about the Guardian and the BBC that this guy gets to say anything. The people of Rotherham deserve better. What does it say about Labour that their MPs are unable to be truthful.

  679. 679
    Anonymous says:

    That sounds the most plausible explanation, and apparently the President had “previous” when it came to pressuring pilots to press on in dangerous conditions, in order to meet his schedule. However, if the conditions were as dire as they appear to have been, dense fog down to ground level, why didn’t the ground controllers effectively close their airfield and ban attempts to land?

  680. 680
    The truth seeker gordon brown feb 2010 says:

    He’s a bent kinda guy

  681. 681
    Anon says:

    You miss the point troll.
    Anyone who reads this blog will see you repeat ad nauseam the same thing.
    You sound like a sociopath.

  682. 682
    Anon says:

    You stayed up until 1am just to copy your hero.
    Well done!

  683. 683
    Anon says:

    Do not use the blood of our troops to score bullshit political points for your shitty party.
    You scum.

  684. 684
    Grandma says:

    Don’t think he’s got a granny anymore. Can’t believe Ken Clark’s 4 years older than Vince. If I’ve got to go for a more mature man, it’s Ken every time –
    he’s young at heart.

  685. 685
    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    They did’nt send Al one! Wonder why???? ( maybe because he’s not british & his cancer’s cured eh?)

  686. 686
    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    Sunday league?

  687. 687
    Anonymous says:

    Pity we can’t arrange for Brown and co to meet with a plance crash – the country would have a week of celebrations not mourning!

  688. 688
    Anonymous says:

    If we were fortunate enough to have Brown and co eliminated in a similar plane crash the country would have a week of celebration not mourning!

  689. 689
    Gasman64 says:

    Denis MacShane is my local mp and he is multi-lingual.

    The only problem is he talks bollocks in all of them.

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