April 8th, 2010

Guy News : Prezza’s Dirty Clicks


262 Comments

  1. 1
    Terrible But True says:

    Tautology surely, as anything Mr. Prescott has been near is hardly going to end up anything but tarnished.

  2. 2
    Dick the Prick says:

    Is the gimp standing down? To never hear from him again would be bliss.

  3. 3
    New Labour = Conservative says:

    Guy News?
    More like yesterday’s news.
    Stop being such a pansy, eh Guido?

  4. 4
    AFuckedUpFutureForAll (except high ranking Noo_Lie_Bore 'n BBC apparatchiks) says:

    Aye – FOURTH Term an’ FIVE more years o’ mae, – an’ arl hav’ ruined Britain completely.

  5. 5
    Tarded Labour Wretch says:

    I disagree! Chipolata dick should be ridculed at every oppotunity

  6. 6
    Brown The Mentalist says:

    I wasn’t a fan of John Major but I remember the dignity with which he exited Downing St after he lost the election. What’s the bet that when Brown loses, he’ll barricade himself in his office and refuse to leave? I can picture it now. “Armed police have surrounded No10 as Mr Brown continues to refuse calls for him to leave Downing St. The new Prime Minister, David Cameron, said he is saddened and concerned by Mr Brown’s behaviour and he hopes the situation is brought to a peaceful conclusion.”

  7. 7

    I imagine a complete nervous breakdown. Also Sarah will probably leave him. There’d be nothing to stay for. That said, he’ll try and remain in politics on the back benches when he is booted out. Try and gain some ‘elder statesman’ reputation. The world bank won’t go near the fruitcake

  8. 8
    John Prescott says:

    I’ll have three Big Macs, four Quarter Pounder with cheese, three large fries, and a bottle of coke. And for my main, I’ll have a large deep pan meat feast pizza.

  9. 9
    Shirley Temple says:

    Chipolata referred to the erect John.In the flaccid state it was more like a small peanut.

  10. 10
    Gordon Brown's Press Officer says:

    What about Lord Ashcroft then, Tory Fawkes?????

    He will lose the General Election for David Cameron’s Conservatives

  11. 11
    Child says:

    Lord Paul is a good man.

  12. 12
    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    I’d love to see the ads Google must be targeting at any Labour bods who use GMail:

    – Changing career? Consider carpentry!
    – Fed up at work? Take a break in historic Cuba!
    – Boss ignoring your ideas? Strike out on your own with a McDonalds franchise!

  13. 13
    The Elective Dictatorship of ZaNew Liebore says:

    What about Lord Paul, Liebore trolls? And Charlie Wheels-Come-Off’s Unite cartel?

  14. 14
    I hate New Labour says:

    Seriously, I wish the fat northern b@stard would just drop dead.

    Still waiting for that integrated transport policy you useless f*cker.

  15. 15
    Prezza says:

    Wanna see my pledge card? No, that’s not a euphemism. But it was when I asked my secretary. Wa-hey!

  16. 16
    Ratsniffer says:

    I wonder if having Prezza campaign for labour is not a liability? In the minds of the public, he is tarnished with being a sleazy oaf who has trouble stringing coherent sentences together.

    Meanwhile, you do have to dispair of the tories. No, I mean it. Listening to Jeremy Vine just now on radio 2, they had the various treasury spokesmen on. I can’t even remember the name of the conservative one, he was so bland and boring. It was left to Vine – to his credit – to remind labour that it was under their watch that so much of the current financial mess happened. Not a peep from the tory about any of that.

    The tories HAVE to go on the attack more. It is not unreasonable that we question the past record of labour, in the same way that we might seek references before asking a dodgy looking builder to do some work on our house.

    There was NO mention of why we should trust gordon brown when he flogged off our gold so cheaply, raided pension funds, and has been pulled up over some of the statistics he has been glibly quoting. NO mention of how instead of putting some money asside during the good times, he recklessly spent it all on extra public sector jobs.

    The conservative allowed himself to be talked over by the others, and frankly sounded like a rather meek parish priest.

    Let’s hear some passion and fighting talk for christ’s sakes, this is the future of the country we are talking about and if the gurning gimp gets back in there will be no country!

  17. 17
    Independent = fucking idiot says:

    How? Nobody gives a fuck about him except the BBC.

  18. 18
    Sadsick Kunt says:

    Would you like me to send you a greetings card? It’s really no trouble. You’re paying for it anyway.

  19. 19
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    THE ITALIAN JOB II

    Michael Caine manages to recover the gold from the rear of the coach and return to England with it. The New Labour government confiscates the hoard leaving Gordon Brown to sell it off at a knockdown price!

    Contains mild peril, bad language and poor chancellorship

  20. 20
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Or in failure….

  21. 21
    Independent = fucking idiot says:

    titfer where’s your friggin blog?!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. 22
    Tony B Liar says:

    Hey folks! And of you guys see me makin my speech? Do you like that American twang I now speak in? Isn’t it awesome? I spend so much time there, makin the big bucks. I’m now a multi-multi-millionaire, and I owe it all to the British voters and to all those dead I-rackees. Anyway, guys, I gotta go. Havin lunch with my pal Dick Cheney.

  23. 23
    Child says:

    Lord Paul was a very good man to my sister.Please stop this nonsense.

  24. 24
    Phil Woolarse is a damaging individual says:

    Is that you John, you inbred fat fuck. Continually doing the same thing but expecting a different result is one sign of insanity. Wake up and smell the houmus, the story is well ahead of you, jog on you loathsome parasite, fetch a G & T fat boy

  25. 25
    Independent = fucking idiot says:

    C’mon tatyfilarious, we wanna see YOUR blog not some shit from Youtoob that anyone can access.

  26. 26
    Child says:

    Lord Paul called me Poodle.It made me happy.

  27. 27
    Independent = fucking idiot says:

    link to your blog please

  28. 28
    Archer Karcher says:

    The arse bandit will launch himself into a dirty protest, smash everything and then spread his shit on all the walls, before being removed in a straight jacket. He will of course blame the electorate for his defeat, not his and his “government`s” conduct in office, or his lamentable ability as PM.

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    Tony B Liar says:

    Only if you sell out the country and be a good ole lapdog like me Dave.

  31. 31
    RugMunchers says:

    frankly who gives a monkeys where gordon goes as long as its away from no 10

  32. 32
    Independent = fucking idiot says:

    What a tosspot! You promised a blog but you failed to deliver. So how can you have any credibility at all, like your gay hero Brown?

  33. 33
    OI TEABOY says:

    Two sugars with mine please John

  34. 34
    TosserWatch says:

    saw minger jacqui smith pontificating on about local issues in her constituency…dead woman walking towards well deserved obscurity.

  35. 35
    Gordon Brown is a creepy old clown says:

    “Gordon Brown pledges ‘five more years’ as Prime Minister if Labour wins”

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7091399.ece

    Right. That’s going to win over the floating voters. To the Conservatives.

    Doesn’t Brown realise he’s Labour’s biggest election liability?

  36. 36
    TosserWatch says:

    Lord Prescott…fucking hypocrite

  37. 37
    Tom Logan, Institute for Studies says:

    They clearly dont have the same BBC news in Liverpool. Endless Tory bias, a PPB for Cameron? Seems commentor no. 1 is what we here in Chester would call a complete f*ckwit.

    ANyhoo, im surpised the BBC is kicking up a fuss at all

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    He has already blamed the electorate, he said recently that a vote for the conservatives would put us back into recession.

  39. 39
    BBC says:

    Hey lets portray the NI rise as only of interest to rich business leaders. BBC will win.

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    The SAS are probably already preparing for another Iranian Embassy-type siege.

  41. 41
    Gordon Brown In The Bunker After The Election Results says:

  42. 42
    concrete pump says:

    You’re losing it Thieves, best you fucked off.

    YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO FUCKING JOB, YOU FUCKING LOSER.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU!

  43. 43
    ME FIRST TO MATE WITH EMILY says:

    Oh Emily, Emily, Emily Anything you say Emily !
    As we are fighting a campagne we would be greatfull if you would become a “pin up”for us battle weary troops

  44. 44
    Will You Ever Get It Right? Probably Not as You Suffer From Retardation says:

    Er, that isn’t TaT.
    You really are dim.
    Any one with a brain can tell the difference between the master and copycats.

  45. 45
    I hate New Labour says:

    Yes, because a team of politicians that have never run a business or had a proper job are bound to know more about the economy than the guy who runs M&S.

    I noticed on question time yesterday the labour stooge was saying the same businessmen supporting the evil tories got us into this mess. What? So the CEO of M&S etc. is a banker now?

    How the hell do they get away with lie after lie after lie?

  46. 46
    Gordon Blog says:

    sometimes you get heckled or shouted at as you might see on the news. That’s life

  47. 47
    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

    All you weedy Tories should just give up now. Brown’s a winner.

  48. 48
    Doctor Mick says:

    NI rises hit poor people more than they do the rich. But call it “insurance” and people don’t perceive it as another tax.

    Raising NI will create unemployment in the private sector.

    But it will protect the nonjobs of Labour supporters just long enough to get to the election.

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    The Elective Dictatorship of ZaNew Liebore says:

    Liebore are so desperate, they’ll probably have a poster which says:
    Vote Labour or you’re a racist.

  52. 52

    A song for TaT.

  53. 53
    Tat's mum says:

    *sigh* Not even I like him, but I have to love him.

    His father dropped him on his head when he was a baby, several times. I think it was his father, anyway.

    Oh, well, I suppose I’ll have to put Tat’s Netbook up on the wardrobe again, as punishment. Last year I refused to buy him the Beano Summer Special, and he sulked for weeks, but he’s too old for that now, having recently turned 17.

  54. 54
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Speaking of car crashes, heres The Right Honorable Fill Woolarse, famous for claiming his tampons at the publics expense, nodding along to government policy live on TV as dictated to him by Jo Lumley:

  55. 55
    Doctor Mick says:

    Not even his mum who cancelled his World of Warcraft account so now he spends more time here annoying folk with his lunatic ravings.

  56. 56
    BIRTHDAY GREETINGS FROM SAD-GIT KHAN says:

    Did Lord Paul give you a bone Child ?

  57. 57
    Doctor Mick says:

    Kerrissst! He’s schizophrenic.

    Trust me. I’m a doctor.

  58. 58
    BIRTHDAY GREETINGS FROM SAD-GIT KHAN says:

    Diet coke of course ?

  59. 59
    I hate New Labour says:

    I’ve a question for Gordon.

    Why don’t you just f*ck off and die?

    Not very eloquent, I grant you. But after 13 years of p1ss-poor socialism this is no time for politeness.

  60. 60
    Mad Scottish Dwarf says:

    Peaceful conclusion?? Step outside poshboy. You’re about to find
    out where our troops’ equipment went. hahaha!

  61. 61
    Doctor Mick says:

    a whiner

  62. 62
    The Dirty Rat says:

    You are Sarah Brown and I claim ………….

  63. 63
    Doctor Mick says:

    I wouldn’t trust him with that order. The man has no class and would probably stir it with his knob.

  64. 64
    Central Office Info Desk says:

    Na its not fat enough and the only time Eric ever eats salad is with a very large Donar Kebab after 15 pints of Guiness.

  65. 65
    C'est La Vie! says:

    1.19pm, links are issued on an invitation basis only.
    You aren’t invited. Only the creme de la creme of political bloggers and intellectuals are allowed to post comments on thick as thieves retard free political blog.
    You fall into the latter and not the former and therefore
    ACCESS IS DENIED

  66. 66
    Mr Ned says:

    You have to ask, do the tories really want to win it? I am not talking about the tory voters, but those at the top of the Parliamentary Conservative Party. Do they really want to win it?

    I have not heard one thing from the tories yet that I am excited about. the youth volunteering is good, but it is a tiny marginal thing in the overall scheme of things. Tinkering with a 1% tax cut on NI, another good thing, but will not make any difference to what I am paying in tax now. It will save me from paying a little extra later, but will not make me any better off than I am now and I will still be paying for labour’s mistakes.

    Come on Cameron, let’s see something BOLD and Striking from the tories. So far you have been rather timid.

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Shame he took Alaistair out with him .

  68. 68
    Traycee says:

    I can tel yer he int harf dirty when ‘e gets down to it. Luverely!

  69. 69
    Stephen Bye-Byers says:

    Anyone need a ride? I’m for hire.

  70. 70
    Maggot Man says:

    No need to insult me.

  71. 71
    Doctor Mick says:

    That’s yer mum calling yer, titfer. Spegetty Oooops today for lunch. Your favourite. Every keyboard warrior’s favourite. Eat it all up and you might get a jaffa cake after.

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Vote Labour for a Future Free for Fanny Pads

  73. 73
    Prezza says:

    I wanna throw up.

  74. 74
    Gordon Brown says:

    Thanks sarah.

  75. 75
    There Can Be Only One Top Boy says:

    Good, innit.

  76. 76
    Margaret Moran says:

    Hey lads! Wanna see MY manifesto? Wa-hey! I’m a right nawty girl, ain’t I?!

  77. 77
    Tesco is fucking the country says:

    It’s time we helped this mini-scandal become a BIG one. Few outside the Westminster bubble have heard about it. Thank you, BBC. Tell your friends about the Hull pot-cleaner’s latest attempt to become a criminal – tell them all – LOUDLY!

  78. 78
    HM The Queen says:

    My loyal Generals and I have already given this prospect it’s due consideration.

    Men of honour from Hereford have been training for several months under the guise of urban assaults in Helmand.

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    Boom Headshot says:

  80. 80
    Sarah's special friend in Canterbury says:

    I can’t wait for Brown to lose, so Sarah can divorce him and then she and I can spend all our time together.

  81. 81
    BIRTHDAY GREETINGS FROM SAD-GIT KHAN says:

    What someone working for the BBC who doesn’t support labour ?
    How the hell did he get a job there
    and as for the labour dickhead !
    he took it for granted that the guy would be working for him !

    check out the comments one guy says :
    have you seen the BBC news lately it’s an extesion of David Camerons election campagne WTF ! i dont know what BBC he’s been watching !

  82. 82
    Captain of the RMS Titanic says:

    When you’ve finished your lunch I’ll have a G&T please steward.

  83. 83
    Young Pirate says:

    I would also like to board Emily for a routine inspection me hearties.

  84. 84
    Billy No M8s says:

    Only the creme de la creme of political bloggers and intellectuals are allowed to post comments on thick as thieves retard free political blog.

    They must be queuing round the block.

  85. 85
    BIRTHDAY GREETINGS FROM SAD-GIT KHAN says:

    No Sarah Brown’s got more facial hair than me
    and a Bigger Cock !

  86. 86

    Are you still here, no mates.

    Hahahahahaha.

    No fucking friends or job.

  87. 87
    There Can Be Only One Top Boy says:

    Hey, don’t knock oola oops and jaffa cakes for dessert ’tis a meal fit for kings.
    And don’t forget the HP sauce Dr Mick, make yourself useful for a change, oh, and lots of toast please.
    Mother’s gone out and my social worker will not be delivering my KFC until teatime and I’m a bit peckish.
    Good lad.

  88. 88
    AC1 says:

    Tat,

    As you’re an unemployed layabout, why don’t you have the time to create a blog? Do your social services people forbid you from doing it?

  89. 89
    smig says:

    She should’ve made good with her Khukri

  90. 90

    Still here thieves @ 1:54 you fucking megamong.

  91. 91
    There Can Be Only One Top Boy says:

    Billy, I am sorry to hear that you have no mates.
    But I am not surprised, you sound like a right spastic.

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    There Can Be Only One Top Boy says:

    Ah, maybe Billy no mates could hook up with concrete pump, they do after all have something in common: they are both sad bastards.

  94. 94
    The Puppetmaster says:

    I do piss myself at how I pull all of your strings.

  95. 95

    Browns a winner because he is Scottish,Gay and a closet nazi.

    All my favourite things rolled into one.

  96. 96
    BIRTHDAY GREETINGS FROM SAD-GIT KHAN says:

    said the transvestite !

  97. 97
    Labour Gentry says:

    That’s David Prescott helping the help on the family estate.

  98. 98
    Michael Portillo says:

    Nah, that was Dianne Abbott
    A B**** pot bellied pig

  99. 99

    You’ve been owned by virtually everybody on this thread, Thieves.

    Fuck off.

  100. 100

    And Gordon can spend all his time with me and my special friend Ed (the gay Nazi) Balls in my little pink cottage just off Hampstead Heath.
    I like being top boy.

  101. 101
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK says:

    Two Arse Prescott has found himself a new job when he stands down in May
    He will replace his brother Churchill Prescott on the insurance adverts !

  102. 102
    Engineer says:

    Think that’s called “froideur”.

    Two degrees colder, and Woolarse would have had frostbite.

  103. 103
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Talking of Prescott’s Dirty Clicks campaign….

  104. 104
    Oi Cloth-ears says:

    Who is this TaT fellow you keep harping on about.
    I have already told you, I am a new poster here.
    Now get back in your cardboard box you silly crackhead tramp.

  105. 105
    Anon says:

    Said the truthsayer.

  106. 106
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK says:

    FFS Dont ask him for cream !

  107. 107

    The twat mumbled whilst wanking to an image of concrete pump.

    Dirty fucker.

  108. 108
    The Above Trolls Don't Get the Joke, Do they? says:

    This is great, all these trolls banging on about thick as thieves and yet and yet they keep responding to someone they think is him.
    Ironic, isn’t it.
    Highly amusing, they are the joke and they don’t even realise it.
    Dullards.

  109. 109
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Let’s ask New Labour how it is that most of the jobs allegedly created in 13 years of New Labour tyranny, 99% of them went to foreigners. No wonder the unemployment list (including the incapacity and pension credit list) has gone massively up.

    So much for “British jobs for British workers.”

  110. 110
    Mr Ned says:

    If they do not know the difference between running a business and running a bank then we are more fucked than I thought!

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    McGroom says:

    Gordon lives in his own little world and has no idea what the public would ask him as no one ever gets close.

    It would be nice to know where ordinary, non Labour luvvie members of the public can ask Gordon a question without getting the Ben Butterworth brushoff.

    Anyone know where he will be in the next week as I want to do a Sharon Storer

  112. 112
    The Above Trolls Don't Get the Joke, Do they? says:

    That is one of thick as thieves lines that you are copying.
    If you only had a brain!

  113. 113

    I have finally got my website up and running.

    Its not everyones cup of tea but if you are a gay nazi fetishist like I am you will find the pictures of gays and nazis rather stimulating.

    Vote Labour or I will have to find a job and all you Tory whingers will miss me when Im gone.

  114. 114
    DNTT says:

    I think the top tories would like:

    A hung parliament with Liebour the largest party.
    Let Gordoom face the full fury of the finanical fuck-up.
    Strikes and rioting throughout the summer and into early 2011.
    Vote of no confidence in March 2011.
    General Election 12 months from now.

    Call-me-dave gets a working majority.
    Osbourne devalues the pound, begs the IMF and the ECB for emergency funds.
    The lights go out for several weeks.
    Inflation hits 30%.
    Recovery begins just in time to have enough electricity to run the Olympics.

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    LARD ARSE PRESCOT WITH ONE BELLY LESS THAN JACQUI SMITH says:

    john prescott went out on the piss with mandy
    and drank himself unconscious
    when he woke up in the morning mandy says hi john how do you feel
    prescott replies
    i aint drinking that beer again it give you a right sore arse !

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    Disillusioned Labour Activist says:

    SLAPOMETER UPDATE !

    We’re working hard at Labour HQ to reduce the gap between Brown & Camerons.

    We have it to less than 1 million slaps now.

    our wrists are hurting tho.

  119. 119
    Churchill the Dog says:

    Ooooohhhhhhh…. No!

  120. 120
    Lord Fondlebum of Boy says:

    well, you ought to stick to the slapometer, then, and not get distracted.

  121. 121
    MingeMunchersRus says:

    she looks as if she needs a good wash..perhaps its just her natural colouring..I’ll get my crayons and see if she looks any better…nope no better

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    Whizz-o!

    It’s a great blog, but i need donations cos i haven’t got a fucking job.

    I mean, what c*nt would employ me, i’m fucking unemployable.

    And i’m a fucking pervert who can’t get concrete pump out of my mind.

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    AC1 says:

    Desperate Stuff TaT,

    Face it you’re always wrong, and you’ll lose that hung parliament bet.

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    TaT LOVES MARTIN WEBSTER and always talks about bumrape ! says:

    TaT is this the only page you could open in your “I love Gay Nazi’s Manual” ?
    as all the others are stuck together !

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    Shocked of Sheen says:

    Woolarse looks like that Norris off Corrie…sounds like him too, only not as amusing…

  126. 126
    Phew says:

    and now the weather

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    a fellow cestrian says:

    I concur.
    BTW- did you see Christine Russell on PMQs yesterday – all in white?

  128. 128
    Mr Harriet Harman fan club says:

    You do know that 10 Downing Street has the only door in the UK which can only be opened from the inside?

  129. 129
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Gordon Brown to star in a new film
    “The Caledonian job”
    He steals a load of gold and ends up falling off a cliff

  130. 130
    Gordon Von Braun says:

    British jobs for foreign workers, because it`s the right thing to do.

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    TaT LOVES MARTIN WEBSTER and always talks about bumrape ! says:

    Found a new saying TaT you fucking child
    it was i that called you a fucking “Billy” yesterday
    get your own insults you sad twat !

    and stop answering all your own useless coments !

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    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Give Brillo his credit he reamed Woolas a new one. They are just incredible when it comes to statistics there NuLabour numbers and then there everybody elses. And they still garner low 30’s support in the polls it beggars belief.

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    PEEZZA'S DIRTY DICK says:

    or Martin Webster or Nick Griffin os Sarah Brown

  134. 134
    Clegg says:

    Eh up! Diden Hull used to be in Yorkshire?

  135. 135
    We Have A Winner! says:

    Well done, your inane rambling comment has won you the “spastic of the week” award.
    You were up against some tough competition but your spasticity shined through.
    Your certificate will be sent by recorded delivery to your secure unit.

  136. 136
    Richard Desmond says:

    Where her purchases of excellent programming form TelevisionX will not get scrutinised

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    Bully Brown and his wanker of a right hand man. says:

    Serious question-between now and the election can Brown represent himself as PM.

    Surely he is the leader of the Labour Party and not Prime Mincer.

    Why are the BBC still referring to him as PM ?

  138. 138
    Richard Desmond says:

    FUCK THE TORIES VOTE LABOUR

    Do not vote Jacqueline Jill Smith and you would not want to her (v) either

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    Oh Dear! Will AC1 Ever get it right? Nah says:

    Um, that isn’t TaT, AC1. So ’tis you who is wrong.
    Yet again.

  140. 140
    Harriet harman says:

    That is Personifesto you moron!

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    - Depressed? So is the country but not as much as Tony!
    – Despised? Improve your social standing… Join the KKK today!
    – Deluded? Vote Labour (Again)!

  142. 142
    Clegg says:

    Better two arses than five (count them five!) bellies

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    These Trolls Are Taking A Hell of A Beating! says:

    That isn’t TaT.
    Cor, you’re almost as stupid as AC1.
    Actually you are probably more dense.
    If that is possible.

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    These Trolls Are Taking A Hell of A Beating! says:

    Looks like TaT, even though he is absent, has won yet another thread.
    Top boy wins again.

  145. 145
    Dorian Smith says:

    From the BBC:

    “Liberal Democrats leader Nick Clegg says the country is fed up with “the red team and the blue team” making “the same old mistakes over and over again”.”

    How true, what this country need is mistakes from the yellowish-orange team

    The Lib Dems: striving to bring new new forms of mistakes. With the top team of Clegg and Saint Vince, they guarantee new and innovative ways of making mistakes.

    Vote Lib Dem – the party the “don’t know” option was invented for!

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    Rip Van Winkle says:

    So? He’s AC/DC. What’s your problem? You homophobic or something? And there I was thinking only the stinking Tories were homphobic, racist tw@s.

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    There are lies, and then there are Noo_Boring_Liar Lies says:

    (With gratitude to ‘Coffee House’ re Comrade Woolas on DP)


    AN: And according to the Labour Force Survey, compiled by the Office of National Statistics. 1.67 million jobs went to foreign born workers

    PW: That’s not what they say. What they say is there have been 1.67million immigrant workers – immigrant workers are temporary workers – so what you’re doing is conflating temporary workers, the total over 13 years, with permanent workers, and because it’s similar to the new jobs created, you are taking a false logical step.

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    Thick as a Plank says:

    Said the troll with an unhealthy interest in Gay Nazis.

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    There are lies, and then there are Noo_Boring_Liar Lies says:

    (highlight for me is

    Immigrant (workers?) are temporary w.

    Yeah – right!

    Like an end to B&B

    ‘n that

    innit

    kno wot oi mean?

  150. 150
    Thick as a Plank says:

    I like being on Top of Boys.

    Vote Labour-You dont have to be retarded but it does help believe me.

  151. 151
    Thick as a Plank says:

    Said the dole claiming sad act gay nazi chav.

  152. 152
    Takes one to spot one says:

    No – Prime Mincer will do nicely.

  153. 153
    Vote Vote Vote for Jacqui. says:

    Was she wearing a stab vest? I bet she weren’t. More like three stab vests
    to cover her big fat guts and arses.
    No protection officers like when she bought a kebab in Peckham?
    How can the Redditch executive reselect her? FFS.

  154. 154
    Anon says:

    Quite.

  155. 155
    DNTT says:

    One more waffffer theeen mint Monsieur?

  156. 156
    khmer marron says:

    BRITISH JOBS FOR FORIEGN WORKERS!!!!!!!!!!!

    THE ENGLISH MUST BE DESTROYED!!!

  157. 157
    The Dirty Rat says:

    Brillo getting near punching point. Now he knows how we feel.

  158. 158
    Anon says:

    3.05pm is projecting so they are probably AC1. Look AC1, I don’t mind so much you claiming dole money if you haven’t got a job and I haven’t got any problem that you are gay and so what if you are a chav, that’s not your fault, that’s a social class thing but the Nazi stuff is bang out of order.

  159. 159
    Thick as thick as thieves says:

    Vote labour and get shafted for five more years.

  160. 160
    DNTT says:

    ahem.

    pushed off a cliff.

  161. 161
    Anon says:

    You have been defeated and bashed so badly that you are now talking gibberish.
    Don’t take your defeat so badly.
    Better trolls than you have tried and failed to defeat top boy.
    He is just out of your league.
    That is all.

  162. 162
    Yet ANOTHER Excuse To Use The Word Tossflap!!!! says:

    Integrated transport policy? That’s a laugh.

    I remember the start of the ZaNuLabour years with Prezza in charge of the former DETR. Talk about out of his depth.

    Incompetent, empire-building tossflap.

  163. 163
    Alfred the Great says:

    Can I smell something burning?

  164. 164
    Martin Day says:

    David Cameron is not fit for purpose.

    If you vote for him you must be stark staring bonkers

    David Cameron has admitted to a “gaffe” in his general election campaign after forgetting the name of a seat his party is trying to win in Gloucestershire.

    When asked by BBC News which seats were being targeted, the Conservative leader mentioned Gloucester and Cheltenham but forgot Stroud.

    He said: “I’m desperately racking my brains, which one have I missed out?”

    Given a clue, Cider With Rosie, a novel set in Stroud, he said: “Of course… My first gaffe of the campaign.”

    Mr Cameron said: “Funnily enough, Cider With Rosie is one of my favourite books. I’m terribly embarrassed.”

    He told BBC Gloucestershire presenter Mark Cummings: “You’ve got me – middle stump.”

  165. 165
    Cocker Spaniel says:

    Gordon Brown does exactly that. It’s all about his dead Dad, as far as he’s concerned

  166. 166
    Cocker Spaniel says:

    Gordon Broan has. It’s all about his dead Dad as far as he’s concerned.

  167. 167
    Cocker Spaniel says:

    Broan = Brown

  168. 168
    Thick as a Plank. says:

    Said the dole claiming sad act gay nazi chav.

  169. 169
    Herr Himmler-Goering says:

    Unt vy iss strutting round viss baggy trousers unt a peaked cap out of order? Eet makes me veel big unt powerful, unt for you ze varr iss over. Handy hock!

  170. 170
    T.a.T took a hell of a beating today. says:

    Wheres Martin day today then?

  171. 171
    Alfred the Crestfallen says:

    Actually, Broan sounds better.

  172. 172
    Martin Day says:

    I’ve got a bit of a cold and mum said I must stay in bed – thanks for asking.

  173. 173
    Troll Control says:

    On rent-a-crowd duty for the Prime Mincer. He’ll be along later when he’s had his Alphabetti Spaghetti on toast.

  174. 174
    Martin Day says:

    My Dad, yes. The fuc*er was buried with my moral compass.

  175. 175
    T.a.T took a hell of a beating today. says:

    Said the dole claiming sad act gay nazi chav

  176. 176
    Tracey Temple says:

    Dirty clicks ?? What about his dirty dick ?

    http://tinyurl.com/yjrg4gk

  177. 177
    AC1 says:

    It’s not me. But it is rather obvious you’re a dole scrounger.

  178. 178
    BLOG FOR ONE PLEASE says:

    When you touch a nerve he always starts with “That isn’t TaT its some one else
    or who is this tat
    admit it TaT your getting your arse kicked as per

  179. 179
    Anonymous says:

    Decision time Guido.

    It’s become a free for all retard magnet and a dipstick cull might be called for.

    Opinions of all shades yes. Mindless drivel no.

    It’s your blog, so your choice. I’ll look in later and see if there are any grown ups about

  180. 180
    BLOG FOR ONE PLEASE says:

    I have often thought that Guido and TaT could Possably be the same person
    Am i just Mad ?

  181. 181
  182. 182
    The Dirty Rat says:

    She seems to be having a good time. God only knows why.

  183. 183
    Sir William Waad says:

    I sometimes have to drive past our local nick at about 9pm. It’s terrifying because of all the cop cars with coloured lights flashing and sirens wailing, hurtling along at 60+ in a 30 mph zone. Either emergency incidents spike at exactly 2100 hours every day or they’re going off shift.

    My dear, late mother used to prey on police who were loafing about in their cars, munching an indolent doughnut down some quiet side street. She would tap on the window and in her best worried old-dear voice tell them that there was a major traffic jam in the High Street and they needed to sort it out. Given that there always was a traffic jam in the High Street she felt reasonably safe doing this.

  184. 184
    BLOG FOR ONE PLEASE says:

    See post 160 at 2.47 thanks !

  185. 185
    Martin's Mum says:

    Stop doing that in bed, there’s a good boy, it’s not nice.

  186. 186
    jgm2 says:

    Don’t forget him building up his green credentials by flattening entire terraces oop north and okay-ing plans to build 100,000 homes in the Thames floodplain.

  187. 187
    MINGEEATER SHE DROVE THE FASTEST GO KART IN THE WEST says:

    These fuckers will do anything for a bit of compensation !

  188. 188
    J.Presclott ( five bellies, two Jags & two inches ) says:

    I’d just given her a small rise.

  189. 189
    God says:

    Prescott is a disgrace to Parliament and is beneath contempt. He is ignorant, vulgar, grossly overweight and without any redeeming feature. I surely slipped up when I allowed his fathers semen to reach the egg which became Precott, instead of trickling down his mother’s leg as she flagged down her next punter!

  190. 190
    A British Worker says:

    Is it coz I iz a workshy know-nothing drug addict?

  191. 191
    jgm2 says:

    Never wear a cape:

  192. 192
    Basil Brush says:

    Any news on the Pot five bellied pig?

  193. 193
    R.Leakey says:

    Has anyone else noticed the uncanny resemblance between the recently found skull of the ‘missing link’ and McBust. It’s even got a cracked eye socket!

  194. 194
    jgm2 says:

    You did your best. The ones that trickled down her leg were worse.

  195. 195
    GOD says:

    Yes you are, you’re a fucking scrounging c*nt.

    Stop playing with your winkle, i know concrete pump is a sexy bastard but try and control yourself.

  196. 196
    jgm2 says:

    Last 30 seconds or so…

  197. 197
    AC1 says:

    Tat,

    What’s taking the blog so long? You’re on the dole so you have all the time in the world to work on it.

  198. 198
    Little David Milliband says:

    Well er I er Like John er Prescott! He’s a fine er example of what er we in er the er Labour party er represent. When I grow er up, pass my er exams and I’m the Labour er leader, John will be er regarded as an er role er model for er all. Oh er by the er way, I er don’t want to be er leader until er Gordon steps er down (or is er killed) I support er Gordon for er leader (hope I sound er convincing)

  199. 199
    Hereford Harry says:

    Betcha….!!!

  200. 200
    Maurice Micklewhite says:

    They would have also charged him VAT on its importation. Ask Keith Jessop

  201. 201
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    I give you a home economics graduate.

  202. 202
    Vote Alabama Gould says:

    The stab vest worn so fashionably was by Harperdaugther in Peckham

  203. 203
    God says:

    No, I fucked up big style! Same as when I let little Milliband develop – what a plonker!

  204. 204
    Sir William Waad says:

    I thought it said “Prezza’s Dirty Chicks’. How disappointing.

  205. 205
    Mitch says:

    I fear we have a vermin infestation on this blog.

  206. 206
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    I give you a media studies graduate.

  207. 207
    Marxists are the scum of the earth says:

    I see a few of the stinking slimey liebore trolls are out this afternoon. Fuckin ‘ell lads, shouldn’t you be knocking on doors, getting a few votes? Or are you – like the snotster – afraid of real people?

  208. 208
    Anonymous says:

    Given that she was a stupid old bat who did this all the time, they probably went back to sleep.

  209. 209
    Cassandrina says:

    She would probably get slagged off or nicked now.

  210. 210
    A Labour Minister from 2006 says:

    Don’t know what the fuss is about …they’ll only be 13,000 immigrants from Eastern Europe…………….P.S. AND we’ll withdraw from Afghanistan without firing a shot too you have my word on that and you can hold me to it if I’m proven wrong.This is just scaremongering by the media and Tory Party………………..

  211. 211
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Hi Nick!

    Good luck!!

  212. 212
    Engineer says:

    20% political insight and related humour, 80% drivel.

    We all know why….

  213. 213
    taxed to death says:

    Labour getting a kicking in Bromsgrove on Sky loving it.

  214. 214
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    I give you a sociology graduate.

  215. 215
    jgm2 says:

    Obviously the decision has been taken that they can do most good for the ’cause’ on here.

    They might be right. No point getting cold, wet and miserable out on folks doorsteps. Plus the risk of aggravated assault.

    Guido must have the fuckers well wound up with his little blog. I wonder what pushed them over the edge?

  216. 216
    Engineer says:

    20% political insight, analysis and related humour, 80% pure rubbish.

    We all know why.

  217. 217
    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    There’s quite a few more you need to apologise for. I mean, what were you thinking when you allowed Balls, Harman, Kinnock, Straw and countless others to exist?

  218. 218
    jgm2 says:

    Bromsgrove? The home of the expensing onanist?

  219. 219
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    I give you a home economics undergraduate (failed).

  220. 220
    jgm2 says:

    Or I suppose it could be ‘cos it’s school holidays.

  221. 221
    Engineer says:

    Are you prepared to accept responsibility for Harperson, as well? Oh, and Campbell, Whelan, McBride, Draper, Madlesson….

  222. 222
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    I give you a home economics undergraduate.

  223. 223
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    I give you a political studies graduate.

  224. 224
    GORDONS EMPTY BANK VAULT says:

    He sells it so cheap that Michael Caine Buys It Back !

  225. 225
    Engineer says:

    We could be forgiven for thinking that you took your eye off the ball for a few years. As you might say….

  226. 226
    jgm2 says:

    Brown?

    Now that’s a fuck up.

  227. 227
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    I give you a political studies undergraduate.

  228. 228
    Porky The Prezza says:

    Look just because I didn’t go to no public school like them tory toffs did don’t mean I don’t have any sense what I say to you is this my friends we represent the man and woman and transgendered person in the street my god have you seen the knockers on that anyway yes I have punched an oaf in the face but of course he deserved it he was an ordinary working person who got a bit uppity and i slapped him one wot do you expect it was just like that on the ferries wen I wos serving G&Ts to the toffs anyone gave me any lip they were down on the car deck for a hiding you should have seen the crumpet though my god it was everywhere but you see with people like harriet it’s gone too far shes way too uppity anyway I wouldnt touch it with yours pal no fear of that shes as rough as a badgers arse but as I was saying you can’t trust all these croquet playing tories with their big fine houses and their jags I’m a working class lad born and bred with working class values….

  229. 229
    The Puppetmaster says:

    oh dear tat my poor boy, you actually fell for my cover stories lol.

  230. 230
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    I give you a gardening undergraduate. Oh sorry, it is the caretaker!

  231. 231
    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    I accept fool responsibility for it and that’s why the person who was responsible went immediately…

  232. 232
    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    Maybe the Tories do want to win, despite the risks, but it looks like they would be better off losing as you describe. You have to hand it to leftists, they play the long game. It’s in their DNA. If they can pin the coming economic super storm on a Tory administration and get re-elected in 4-5 years, they’ll look back on the loss of power in 2010 as a success.

  233. 233
    A Badger says:

    Last twat to rim me was a midget called TaT.

    Gave me fucking aids.

  234. 234
    Ratsniffer says:

    Or that they have been released for community rehabilitation for the day?

  235. 235

    I didn’t start it.

  236. 236
    jgm2 says:

    Guido will be along in a minute to delete their pointless posts and fuck up the numbering again.

  237. 237
    GORDONS EMPTY BANK VAULT says:

    First of all it wasn’t a stab vest it was a stack of mitcilins
    and she still didn’t look as fuckin stupid as McBust did in his !

    http://www.anorak.co.uk/233607/politicians/gordon-browns-does-benny-hill-in-afghansitan-in-pic

    he looks like a retard dressed by his mum

  238. 238
    The Puppetmaster says:

    In an attempt to head off continuing rumours about tat’s bisexual past, and in particular tat’s failure to sue his alleged former lover Martin Webster, he has decided to project his frustration at lone male bloggers.

  239. 239
    Lord Mandelslime says:

    It was all part of our plan to “rub their noses in it” and it worked, ha ha ha.

  240. 240
    Lord Manglebum says:

    Did I say Gordon could serve 5 years if we win?

  241. 241
    concrete pump says:

    I apologize to regular commenters on this blog for my childish behaviour, i didn’t want to spoil the thread.

    I shall desist immediately.

  242. 242
    Engineer says:

    If.

  243. 243

    That was the trouble, Ned – the banks were being run by shopkeepers who thought that selling ‘financial products’, however crap, was the way to prosperity.

    They didn’t understand risk – after all, why would they ever have needed to when they previously sold baked beans and lager all day?

  244. 244
    thick as thieves and martin webster lovers 4eva says:

    Alcoholic kind of mood
    lose my clothes, lose my lube
    cruising for a piece of fun
    looking out for number one
    different partner every night
    so narcotic outta sight
    what a gas, what a beautiful ass.

    And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
    got the muse in my head, martins universal,
    spinnin’ me round he’s coming over me, me.
    And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
    got the muse in my head, martins universal,
    spinnin’ me round he’s coming over me, me

    Kind of buzz that lasts for days
    had some help from insect ways
    comes across all shy and coy
    just another nancy boy.
    Woman man or modern monkey
    just another happy junkie
    fifty pounds, press my button
    going down.

    And it all breaks down at the role reversal
    got the muse in my head, martins universal,
    spinnin’ me round he’s coming over me, me.
    And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
    got the muse in my head martins universal,
    spinnin’ me round he’s coming over me, me.

    Does his makeup in his room
    douse himself with cheap perfume
    eyeholes in a paper bag
    greatest lay I ever had
    kind of guy who mates for life
    gotta help him find a wife
    we’re a couple, when our bodies double.

    And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
    got the muse in my head martins universal,
    spinnin’ me round he’s coming over me, me.
    And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
    got the muse in my head he’s universal,
    spinnin’ me round martins coming over me, me.

    fap fap fap

  245. 245
    AC1 says:

    TaT,
    Is your blog delayed because you’re having trouble filling in your Dole Form?

  246. 246
    GORDON McMENTALmaths has never been my best subject says:

    I will be out on the streets meeting real people and answering the real tough questions
    How old are you little girl ?
    I’m Five !
    My son is Six !
    Well why are you showing me Ten Fingers You Fucking Gurning Retard ?
    Now thats a tough question !

  247. 247
    Angry at Brown says:

    1. repeal all new labour laws
    2. get out of Afghanistan and Iraq
    3. have only 300 MPs
    4. have 4 year parliaments
    5. sack all MPs who have cheated (stolen) public money and bring criminal procedings against them.
    6. have an elected second chamber and bring criminal procedings against all those who have stole public money
    7. sack 50% public workers, jobsworths etc
    8. develop manufacturing base to aid recovery of economy
    9. get rid of ID cards by repealing ID Card Act
    10. limit immigration
    11. get out of EU
    12. get rid of nanny state and surveillance society

    just a few

    EASY

  248. 248
    Anon says:

    dribbled the spaz.

  249. 249
    GORDON McMENTALmaths has never been my best subject says:

    13 More business leaders back the tories on the NI cut !
    Brown condems the tory stance
    he just wont admit he is wrong
    what a fucking retard !

  250. 250
    SpiralTrance says:

    Does Lord Aschcroft fund this blog?

  251. 251
    Anon says:

    But that isn’t TaT.
    You’re just paranoid.

  252. 252
    udderly 'orrible says:

    …and McSnot the feckless Highland imbecile.

  253. 253
    QWERTY says:

    Yep but the BBC mongs are still backing Mcfucked. Fellow jock mong Laura Huntsberg stated “bosses don’t like paying taxes”. I don’t like paying fucking taxes either you jock bitch, especially to fund unemployed jock scum, fucking mongs like Prescott and BBC bummers.

  254. 254
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    I see the digital bill got passed. That’s the final straw for me. Unless the Tories scrap it within the first 100 days, i’m off to the Philippines.

    Emigrate, it’s the right thing to do.

  255. 255
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    You’d have my vote if i wasn’t emigrating.

  256. 256
    MSM polls are bollox says:

    Tory majority same price as Wolfsburg to do fulham. It’s that straightforward.

  257. 257
    Peasant says:

    Of course Google checks IP addresses of click throughs, but they only check mutiple click throughs, the first click does cost the ad owner, otherwise Google would never make any money. So Prescott is right, click on the ad once and Cashcroft pays. But only do it once.

  258. 258
    Peasant says:

    Can you tell #hashtag that it is embroiled not emboiled.

    Embroiled is a real word, emboiled is made up and is a sign of ignorance.

  259. 259
  260. 260
    Section D Notice says:

    I haven’t read all the comments but there’s a blipvert in my Guys News Prezza clip.

  261. 261

    […] from the blogosphere to the mainstream media, both involving Labour, both negative. Prezza’s attempt to organise a conspiracy to defraud the Tories and now Labour PPC Stuart MacLennan insulting his voters, The Sun reports: He […]

  262. 262
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Only so you can blackleg filling in postal votes for the masses

  263. 263

    […] John Prescott’s botched attempt to encourage ‘click fraud’ on Conservative adverts – unlikely to have cost the Conservatives much, if any, money but certainly earned him a round of bad publicity for Labour. […]

  264. 264
    Traycee says:

    an I’rl ‘have a bun in the oven.


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