Yesterday the Cider Party was launched with the intention of fighting seats in the south-west on the issue of the cider tax hike. “”I thought we ought to start a political movement. The Americans have got the Tea Party movement so I thought, well, perhaps a cider party,” it’s leader said. Well late last night the tax was dropped. The quickest concession anyone has ever got out of this government.
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
We’re all thanking the Wurzels together!
Drink up thy zider!
“I am a cider drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes all me troubles away
Oh arr oh arr aay
Oh arr oh arr aay”
Don’t forget it’s McRuins last PMQs ever – lets give him a roasting on the Live Chat at midday. And don’t forget the comedy highlights on my blog later.
No concession here from Brown. The Tories have blocked the cider tax along with the 50p a month landline levy as Parliament “washes up” for the election. Brown plans to reimpose both taxes if the people commit the sectionable act of voting him back in. So if you are out west vote Tory.
And in Wales, and Shropshire, Herefordshire and Suffolk. All producers of cider.
Harriet Harman loves local winkles in cider.
what’s a scoop ?
Whislt Tracey bathes up to her neck in milk, I’m up to my balls in cider
cider wasdat
If you go on the Sky News Politcs site they have Vote now section under the Election Buzz. You can vote as many times as you like. I’ve just voted 15 times. Just like the real thing in some places
The buggers have just disabled it. Spoilsports
Back on. Vote early Vote often
I don’t like cider, it makes me fall over alot.
You are not drinking enough of it then. If you drink more of it, you soon get passed that annoying falling over a lot stage and stay in a lying down stage.
and the hangover is the mother of all
Only surpassed by ‘snakebite’, another cider based refreshment
Scrumpy has it’s moments. Especially the cloudy sort with lumps floating in it. Puts hairs on your chest, that does.
and sore’s on yer arse !
Puts chunks in the toilet more like. At speed. Provided you can get there in time. Managed a pint of that once – literally a single pint – before the room started spinning and I was hurling chunks in the toilet.
Brutal stuff.
I was told by a Gloucester cider drinker that the best brew they ever had turned out to have the skeleton of the pubs Alsatian in the barrel.
pebledashed the bowl
hit every part of the toilet but the water !
i’ll just go for a squirt and i think i’ll have a piss while i’m there !
Fucking hell. That’ll get you well fucked up in double quick time and at rock bottom price.
yeah but your liver will leave home
I ate a hot curry once and was puzzeled by a slurping noise as I sat on the toilet. Then I realised it was my aresehole going down for a drink of water
The late, great, WC Fields:
“I only drink to steady myself”
“Sometimes I get so steady, I can’t move”
and
“From the roof of the train one gets a fine view of California”
A man after my own heart.
“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.”
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/w/w_c_fields.html
Ah the patter of little feet around the house !
theres nothing like having a midget butler !
all the men in my family wear beards
as do most of the women !
i always carry a flagon of whiskey ,incase of a snake bite
and most important carry a small snake !
the man was a genius
I once joined yokels – sorry, locals – in a bar in Malmesbury, Wiltshire, by putting a large gin in the rough cider to water it down… cheap at the price too as you only needed a pint to lay you down for the night!
my brother was once taken to a pubin gloucester which had dozens of hand pulled ciders on the bar
anyone know where it is or has it gone ?
That sounds like The County Arms (now long gone).
The air freshener was a dead pig hanging from one of the beams.
I remeber going to a pub there once called the true heart in Lydbrook I think. The locals all looked like Sam American eagle
LMFAO thank’s
that sounds like the Scrumpet and Squit down near what is now the renovated dockbasin…many a night I fell out of there wi me old dad pissed as parrots completely and utterly fucked up for days but in those days no-one in the family worked…just the jam roll…so nobody cared….happy days…but the pub got closed by the drugs squad and immigration people as they were growing illegals in the basement. Do you remember the stuffed animals on the small bar wall ?
if only they knew how funny they were
A few pints of “mixed” in the Coronation Tap. Ah, yes. Thonk.
The first concession yokels have had from this government in 13 years. Is there an election on or something?
Oh I forgot to mention we’re putting 10p on a pound of apples though.
The south west will be severely punished if Gordon gets back in.
Big “if”, it’s bad enough we have Ben Bradshaw in Exeter as it is…something wrong with Exeter.
Sadly yes. It used to be a fine city.
Then the same sort of people who live in Islington etc discovered it and the result is Ben Bradshaw.
So we lost voting reform but got back cheap cider we lost a week ago.
I love democracy. YE GODS
It’s okay, Mandelson’s just promised a referendum on the matter of electoral reform.
Ben Bradshaw is the most revolting creature in Westminster after Cyclops himself. Let’s fervently hope the voters of Exeter do the decent thing and give BB the bird.
What happened to the last referendum we were promised by Labour?
Don’t believe a word the lying fuckers tell you…
Bradshaw invokes a feeling of vomit rising.
“Today, I will give this cast-iron guarantee: if I become PM a Conservative government will hold a referendum on any EU treaty that emerges from these negotiations.”
Cameron wasn’t the PM at the time – Brown was.
Labour’s manifesto asid there would be a referendum on the EU Constitution, but everyone agreed to call it something else to avoid the public of several countries having their say on the matter.
If Cameron had have been the PM, I’m sure that the referendum would have happened, else he would also have been a liar.
if I become PM a Conservative government will hold a referendum on any EU treaty that emerges from these negotiations.”
With a promise to raise it again if labour are returned to power.
Not a hope in hell there . I see gordon is busy promoting his case by continuing to attack the business leaders over their support of the tories NI policy.
Predictable result – more business leaders are coming out in support of the tories.
I think gordon has exactly the right strategy and I hope he keeps banging about it!!
Why would you say that? Not a smart move to give something and then say vote for me and I will take it back. Stooooopid
Maybe in finding votes the Government was a bit pressed?
That was quick.
Sorry slightly off topic
Apparently Gordo was an a smoothie bar this mornings stood under a sign saying ‘You cant pollish a turd but you can cover it with glitter’ Shurely someone can get the picture out there? Please
Day one of Campaign 2010 was caught in 14 short minutes by TV cameras.
At 10.34am, David Cameron bounced out of a greasy spoon cafe to launch his campaign. He was on the fashionable South Bank of the Thames with young activists and his wife. Not one shadow cabinet member was there.
At 10.48am, a determined-looking Gordon Brown left Number 10 with the sober-suited Cabinet, Peter Mandelson and Alistair Darling at his shoulder.
News helicopters were over Downing Street as a noticeably grey Brown made a serious speech warning of economic collapse under the Tories. He did not smile, but a steel glint was in his eye.
And the contrast between Labour and the Tories was clear to all watching.
Oh BTW – Did I mention I’m on the sex offenders register!
I’ll show you steely glint.
Just pick up them files off the floor.
Stupid boy(?). Brown can’t do anything without his bunch of incompetents holding his hand, esp. Manglebum. At least Cameron seemed to be a little convincing and also without a script.
Miss martin gay should take his/her rose coloured classes off!!
SAD TWATT!
Having watched Gordon’s announcement outside number 10 yesterday and seen the Apache gun sight video on Wikileaks, it shows how easy a resolution of the UK troubles could have been.
Was there a steel glint in the false one or the real (but failing) one?
BTW what colour is the sky in your world?
Economic collapse under the Toreis? What the fuck do you think has happened under this fucking clown?
Steely-eyed Gordon, in his first speech only moments into his brilliant campaign, said he would “renew the contract between the people and those whom they are sworn to serve.”
Gordon is there, right at the start, shooting himself in the foot. No dilly-dallying with Gordon!
Gordon is decisive. Go for it, Gordon!
Gordon is to decisiveness what you are to intelligent comment.i.e only detectable by their absence.
They shit themselves that this would split the South West vote. People are fed up with governments full stop and they are likely to show that contempt by voting for even the raving loony party. So now we know how to scare then into doing our bidding,time is short though
When oi drink cider
Moi arse gets wider
Ciderman, ciderman,
Gets his strength from a cider can..
♪♫ Drinks alot,
and drinks some more, ♫
♫ when he sleeps,
he loudly snores. ♪♫
♪♫ Oh yeaaahhh, he is the cider man! ♪♫
thats a cracking lyric …whats the tune ? could it be baa baa black sheep with a 16 bar run in ?
whats the tune ?
Spiderman.
Spiderpig.
“Why is Lord Mandleson allowed to give a broadcast statement on the Labour party on the 10am news on BBC2 today with out the Conservatives or Liberals having the same opportunity? Your bias is shameful and will only backfire.”
And I was brought up on cider and it did me no harm……. hic.
How much did it cost to come up with
and how much revenue did we make from it ?
this will inspire a whole generation of “nair do nouts” to get off their lazy lardie arses and vote labour
have you been marinated in the cider Frankie as I don’t know what your going on about.
how much did the cider tax law cost to dream up ?
how much money did HMRC collect from the new tax ?
and a whole generation of lazy scum sucking dossers will be celibrating that their daily intake of cheap piss !
will not cost them a larger amount of their hard earned benifits !
and to thank labour for this they will get off their arses and vote to keep them in
ok shit head a couple of slaps would have done
Sod off Tat and stop talking to yourself.
s a u s a g e s.
woof woof.
When Balls and Straw lose their seats, Lidl should see an upturn in its 9% own brand white cider sales.
Strange that Brown and Darling didn’t put a tax on porridge,haggis,Mars bars,Irn Bru,and transvestitism.
Aye. And every year, regular as clockwork he used to get up and fuck the brewing industry in the UK with 2p a pint or 5p a pint on be*r and then give his avuncular little joke and pass up increasing tax on wh*sky. Gotta keep your loyal voters and their employees on-side eh?
The export of whisky provides a major source of revenue for the Scottish economy, overseas sales amounting to a staggering £2.5 billion per year. The top export market is the United States, whose citizens spend £400 million on Scotch whisky annually, with France, Spain, South Korea and Venezuela making up the rest of the top five. In total, the whisky industry is worth £3 billion per year to the Scottish economy, and provides almost 41,000 jobs in Scotland.
I’d guess that England is the biggest market.
A white horse trotted into a bar and the barman said “I’ve got a drink named after you !”
The horse said ” Cool give me an Eric and coke then please”
Did we win Culloden?
well cut the ropes and let them float off towards fucking iceland and live off that then…or preferably sink the entire dump and save us the trouble of letting them loose
…and machines that predict how long you’ve got before cancer kills you. They don’t tax these because it would offend that Jabba The Hutt lookalike who runs the SNP.
BTW folks, I read that PIPE smokers live longer than non-smokers.
So why did they tax pipe tobacco? The anti-smoking brigade are a bunch of stinking liars. Pipe smoking is good for you and everybody should do it because it’s healthy. In fact, make it compulsory.
Libyan terrorists live the longest.
We need more Libyan cancer specialists. Our survival rates are shit.
Tiddlywink opium smokers make it to 130
I doubt that is true – that pipe-smokers live longer than non-smokers. But show me the research.
The research JGM2 is carried out by the same mob that do the climate change research.
Nuf said.
Tobacco is one of God’s greatest gifts to humanity.Adolf Hitler and Gordon Brown’s hell-dwelling father were both anti-smoking fanatics.Gordon Brown is following in the footsteps of his two great heroes.
Pipe smoking good for you? Best ask Peter Tinniswood (Author of Uncle Mort) about that. Oh! sorry I forgot he’s dead. Killed by his pipe smoking habit.
When I am chancellor, anyone wishing to smoke will have to buy a licence, and that licence won’t come cheap. Those who persist in smoking without a licence will be turned into organ donors.
A future fair for all.
Just a word to Guido and his Westminster village readers – this is the kind of thing that normal people on the street get. Meanwhile a lot of the Twitter driven ephemera will be ignored – everyone is totally cynical about political parties already, so they don’t need confirmation of various campaigning machinations – anyone watching pictures of Gordon at St Pancras yesterday knew these eager young people chasing after him were Labour party campaigners.
But most normal people don’t have the inclination or time to spend their all their days watching the output of BBC News 24 or Sky News and watching all these dumb election stunts. Real life continues, the election is just a sideshow…
We know that, so what’s your point???
At the frantic pace that the BBC and Sky have set off at, many more will suffer burnout. Big Ben is one of the early casualties of election fever overload characterised by slumping in the armchair in front of the TV and saying to the missus, “Isn’t there sod all else on apart from fucking politicians?”
Yes, there’s a story about conjoined twins and Lionel Meesi the messiah. Thanks to Sky and BBC rolling news for the diversity.
on the other hand there’s
http://www.watch-movies.net.in/
Taking all that money out of the economy could seriously harm the recovery. Says the jockanese fukwit.
Pure ‘Alice in Wonderland’ economics from the Maximum Imbecile.
His entire economic and political record reads like an Edward Lear poem.
Mmmm – scrumpylicious!
A previous comment on another topic outlined that “The Digital Economy Bill” was rushed through the commons. Mandelson hands all over this one no doubt a nice little earner for Mandy.
That toad is back on Pravda again telling us we don’t get it
See 12 above.
Compain, complain, COMPLAIN!
Link to BBC………..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newswatch/ukfs/hi/newsid_4030000/newsid_4032600/4032695.stm
He dined with David Geffen whilst on another free holiday in Corfu last year and made himself a nice few quid. How long have we in this country got to put up with this corrupt lying sodomite.
http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/the_web/article6797844.ece
It’s not there yet – going through Committee stage today, then a 3rd reading in the Commons…
Write to your MP, call their office to protest about this bill written by the music industry to protect their monopoly.
Pure un-adultered rent-seeking.
Dismal for the real economy.
Fucking hell…Clegg on Trident.
An alternative is to ‘retain the option to build nuclear weapons should you need them..i.e. build them as you need them’.
Great…Al Quaeda nuke us,and we then start to build a retaliatory ICBM for launch in six months time.
Away with the fucking fairies these guys.
btw..I’m against renewal,but believe in maintaining a deterrent.
Bring the boys home,nuke Afghanistan, it’s all rocks anyway. Job done.
It can be done, we just buy ‘em from Bikerack Obhamama using DHL.
You mean e-bay?
“Al Quaeda nuke us”
Would that be a first strike from Al-Qaedaland ?
Fuckwit
Had your morning baby milk yet,sonny?
Try harder next time.
Had your first steaming crap coiled into your mouth by Cashcroft as payment for your fuckwitted trolling little toryboy weed ?
You’re shit and you know you are. Try as hard as you like because you’re not going to get any less stupid or better at trolling twatboy.
Like I said..try harder next time.
Hi TaT….got to do better than that,Old Boy.
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Oh dear, the trolls really are toiling today.
TaT was always anti labour and the Tory trolls who keep changing his posts really are making fools of themselves.
Excellent.
Yep, Afghanistan ought to be turned into glass.
Naaaah. Start with Saudi. Plus it would make it a lot easier to find the oil. Just wander around looking through the glass for the big pools of black stuff.
It would completely revolutionise seismic.
Hello Dubya
Hows things as a retard ?
Suck – don’t blow.
SQUUUAAWWWWK!! (ruffle) suck don’t blow, suck don’t blow, suck don’t blow, suck don’t blow, suck don’t blow, suck don’t blow, suck don’t blow, suck don’t blow, suck don’t blow (ting) blow don’t suck, blow don’t suck, blow don’t suck, blow don’t suck, blow don’t suck, (peck,peck) AAAWWWWWWRRRRK!!!!! suck don’t blow, suck don’t blow, suck don’t blow, suck don’t blow, suck don’t blow, suck don’t blow, suck don’t blow, suck don’t blow, (flap) SQUUUAAAAAAAWWWWKKK!!!!
Mmmmmm. Nice. Faster……..slower…….faster….
wanking off to pictures of Dubya again jgm2
naughty, naughty
TWAT!!! (cuttle)
we have 45 min’s to design,build test and commission a nuke
we can do it we’re BRITISH !
We did it pretty well in the 1940s, doubt we could today.
Not enough engineers as we outsourced all thir jobs, and far too much ‘elf n safety shit to wade through – did a Spitfire pilot have to fill in a risk assessment form?
“Sorry Group Captain, you can’t fly that Spifire because there is a risk you might be shot down”
“OK”
And i would like my spitfire made of 2″ thick armour plate please
I’d like a flak jacket
Sadly, yes. I worked with some of the 2nd. generation of these guys. The ones that came through working for the blokes whose names are in the history books, A lot of even that 2 nd. gen were something special. No chance we would have anything like the numbers of the right quality now.
Too right
It takes approximately 4 years to design and build a nuclear sub from scratch. It is cheaper in the long term to build a batch of them, so that the various cycles of deployment, refitting, servicing etc allow one to be on patrol at all times.
When North Korea have nukes and many people believe that Iran will be developing their own nukes, what kind of insanity suggests that we should consider for one second getting rid of ours?
Build them as you need them? What kind of new level of fuckmuppetry is this?
Perhaps he’s been playing Command & Conquer on his x-box a bit too much?
nah he would be a nuke maniac like me if he played that
The ASRAAM missile which is the new missile for the euro fighter took from 1980 untill the first one was delivered to the RAF in 1998 that is how long it takes todesign and build a small one
They take the piss
our nukes certainly stopped Saddam didn’t they?
Did a great job preventing 9-11 too.
shh .you\ll have the site invaded by loons
if you want to threaten someone with a gun ,you show it to them
if you want to threaten someone with a knife,you wave it at them
if you want to threaten someone with a nuke,you hide it underground where no one can see it !
whats all that about then ?
Alky Ada, nuke us?
Dumb fuck
Calm down,arsehole…it’s only an expression.
Where’s the blog Tat?
You seem to suffer from amnesia as well as retardation.
Remember? You visited his site but were summarily banned for being a retard.
There, glad to set that one straight.
Maybe you should visit your GP regarding your alzheimers issue.
You may go now.
alky ada could use radio active shit with a standard bomb, a bit like we do now with depleted
I’ve got a brand new combine harvester.
Bought with help from the Governments ‘Enterprise Finance Guarantee’ scheme.
That nice Mr Brown helping us with his own money.
As i sit here in my shop door way in a puddle of my own piss i am much releaved that Mr darling has seen sense and dropped this awfull tax
it made things very hard for me
trying to explain to people why i was asking for 55p for a cup of tea instead of the usual 50p
Celt Labour supporting has-been Campbell, has just finished another anti Tory phone in on his shyte show.
The filth at the BBC are getting desperate as the polls refuse to close up to ensure a glorious victory for England’s Scotch socialist overlords.
Does Laura Kuenssberg have any connections with the Labour Party?
Born in Italy raised in JOCKLAND educated at EDINBOROUGH !
Enough said !
I’m sure there’s something much more intimate.I can’t find it.
http://www.spinprofiles.org/index.php/Nick_Kuenssberg
That’s her paw, that is.
Donated £995 to Wendy Alexander.
Rotten as fuck, the lot of them.
Thank you.Her father,that’s intimate.
Great spot, these socialist filth who comprise the Scotch Raj in London are all powerful, and will attempt to suppress any positive news re the Conservative campaign.
well shes had plenty up her chuffer box so probably
Link to BBC News
Complain, complain, COMPLAIN!!!!!!!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newswatch/ukfs/hi/newsid_4030000/newsid_4032600/4032695.stm
Thanks for the link Do It Now.
It’s Done.
BBC are apoplectic at the thought of Conservative victory.
Mark (I earn shedloads of taxpayers money) Thompson has seen his gravy train job threatened and has ordered blanket coverage of the Great Leaders campaign,in order to retain his working class lifestyle.
I would love to see the tories perform a full balance and bias audit of the BBC’s News output after the election. Then declare that they have been in serious breech of their charter and then shut the fuckers down, completely! Keep the BBC light entertainment, and sport, but their news is nothing more than propaganda.
More questions which need answering immediately.
Does Gordon Brown wear a girdle ?
If he does: what size is it ?
And does he share a girdle drawer with Sarah ?
Has Gordon got man boobs like Tony Blair?
Gordon of a morning.
Does the name Eric Pickles mean anything to you?
Purely in the spirit of unbiased observation of course.
Cyril Smith
http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/20.$plit/C_71_article_509813_body_articleblock_0_bodyimage.jpg
Tom Watson’s a big lad, too.
Anybody got any pies?
Pasties?
Jam butties?
Anything?
I want to know whether our glorious leader wears womens clothes. After all he is the one with his finger on the nuclear button and I wouldn’t want a delay if he has to queue to go to the ladies in an emergency.
I have nothing against transvestites but I wouldn’t want my son marrying one.
oooerrr missus! frocks on a yacht
I have just bought myself one of those junior hacksaws. Later I will sneak up Winterhill in my white combats and saw the transmitter down.
Boltonian?
That will not make any difference. It’s all digital these days. You will need to buy one of those junior ICBM’s and shoot the satellite down.
why is my Ariel pointing at winterhill.should I point it at the sky
If they can achieve such change in one day what could they do in five years.
Cider party for me.
Just hang a tarpaulin over the transmitter so that the radio waves can’t get out.
Bugger. Supposed to be a reply to Anti-Beeb Brigade above.
Don’t you just hate it when that happens?
Lay off the Scrumpy Jack till after lunch, me old beauty
Dunno whotcher mean.
Hic….
Faraday lino
how so
Great Guido puts a beverage yarn on then mods us to fuck for mentioning anything to do with al*chy
I saw a programme once that said “Thatchers drink a gallon of cider a day”
it looked to me like Dennis was a two gallon a day man
Carol was so pissed she kept seeing golliwogs
and Mark was so shit faced that he got lost in the desert and then tried to over throw a fucking government
and then Mrs T ? Nuff said !
Used to drink a LOT of Cider back in the days of Thatcher… Her government seemed very good…. I wonder if there is a connection?
Ahh, Thatcher’s cider… looks like flat, radioactive irn-bru, tastes way too sharp for the first third of the first pint, then it turns to nectar for the rest of the night / weekend / holiday.
It does seem watching from a distance that gordon’s people are afraid to let him stand alone. sarah hasn’t left his side – arm protectively around his back, staring glassy eyed into his eyes as though she’s willing him on.
I bet she’s in the gallery today as his does his last, absolute very last, PMQ’s,surrounded by his kremlin cabinet , each wondering how they are going to unglue his badly bitten fingernails from the reins of leadership after labour have crashed and burned on May 6th.
is that before or after you’ve smeared them using their dead child and disabled child ?
What? Has Brown been shoe-horning that into an interview for sympathy votes again?
“A faltering David Cameron yesterday said he regretted not taking more time off to recover from the death last year of his six-year-old disabled son. His candid comments came in a television interview strikingly similar in tone and style to Gordon Brown’s tearful appearance on Piers Morgan’s Life Stories, to be broadcast tonight.”
Fuck off.
What’s with the username?…your fathers’ cry when he accidentally impregnated the goat he was fucking;that resulted in you?
fuck off yourself you piss-swallowing piece of dogshit
Fuck off creep.
No. Fuck off yourself twatweasel.
Talking to yourself,sonny jim,is the first sign of madness.
mad twats who talk to themselves? time for tat, sonny jim
I am just about to get banned by the arch tory Guido Fawkes.
Fawkes never gave a damn about the expenses scandal, he only used it as cover to act as a propagandist for the tories.
now the general election is so close Guido is sweating like a rapist and the reader should expect no impariality from this place from here-on-in.
Fawkes is a tory fifth columnist.
end of story.
still going to be a Labour win Guido and when that happens I will return to gloat.
you lose, I win.
VOTE LABOUR GUIDO IS TORY HQ STOOGE FFS
FUCK THE TORIES VOTE LABOUR
Er, I think you will find the original unadulterated post said
VOTE INDEPENDENT.
That will be all.
Might get a bit messy then. Not the sort of mess that can be cleaned up with wet-wipes, either.
As a rural person, i refer you the old adage of counting chickens before the battery eggs have been boxed.
you mean egg mcmuffins are not laid
Hands up all those looking forward to this weekend’s papers.
What’s it all about Alfie?
Should be fun.
Good point – I’d forgotten PMQs. Wonder if Cameron will really go for the jugular as it’s the last one. Don’t usually watch, but just might this time….
“Does the Prime Mentalist agree with me that he is an economic imbecile, a mendacious and duplicitious hoon, and a totally washed-out fuckwit?”
“Ashcroft!”
That all you’ve got (apart from that weepy looking STD)?
Please Dave, actually call him a liar over defence spending and the Chilcott enquiry.
It’s going to be the last chance to do it, and get rebuked by the soon to be ousted Squeaker in the process…
Why not ask him direct if he is taking drugs to get him through the day?
Old jugears did it and he was a fuming.
They should still stand and fuck the Fib-dems.
So he’s back-tracked on cider, next is beer!!.
Anyone for the Petrol Party
He’s only backtracked temporarily in order to get the Finance Act passed before the GE.
If it doesn’t pass then the budget is kaput.But watch out for what happens if LieBour get back in power.
Has Mandlescum taken over the BBC today?
Of course, it’s the right thing to do.
If that c*nt says, “They just don’t ged it” once more I swear I will put my fist through the screen.
He’s right.
When it comes to Parliamentary reform, the tories don’t get why the reforms have to be reforms that solely benefit the labour party (at the expense of Parliament, democracy and the public).
I don’t get that either, but that is what labour are planning.
It’s a cottage industry so why not?
No, he took it over years ago. They eat of his hand, sometimes quite literally and while dressed as ponies.
BBC heads can be found in woods too
A victory for all. The threat of a ridiculous tax rise removed and Labour look like a bunch of cowards who havent the courage to implement an unpopular tax rise that they think is necessary!
Whatever they did, they where going to be screwed. Thats what being serially incompetant is all about. I look forward to moer of this and then their complete humiliation come the election.
Slight correction here, the cider tax was dropped out of business that could be passed before the dissolution of parliament as it did not have cross party support. GOOD!
Wall to wall coverage of Labour propaganda from BBC.
Mandelson has now got the bloody cheek to claim that Labour are responsible for cleaning up Parliament.
A slip up though..he’s acknowledged loads of new Tory MP’s in the next Parliament…..at which parties cost then Pierre?
I couldn’t believe my ears when I heard Mandletwat saiyng the Liebour party had cleaned up Government – he’s having a laugh isn’t he? What a dork. Mind you when you have the Jayne Hills of this world grovelling at his feet, hanging on his every word they can say what they like with little or no comeback – no hard questions at the BBC – move along nothing new there.
A friend applied for two seats on tonights Question Time in Woking. Neither has any party affiliations and indicated on-line that they were floating voters. On Bank Holiday Monday a bloke from Question Time phoned to say they’d got two seats, and would speak again the following day to finalise details.
In the subsequent phone call they were told the offer no longer stood as they weren’t Labour supporters!!
Its all just a sack of shite.
Really, it is.
And to think we pay a licence fee.
If that is true – perhaps the story should be given to the dead tree press and independent news channels. Such a conspiracy would energise the voters.
It’s true.
When the “man in white” who stood as an independent anti-sleaze candidate in 1997, a man who admitted to being naturally more aligned to labour, says that the system is way more corrupt now than it was in 1997, and you ask Which Party has been in power with a stonking great majority during all of that time, the only conclusion is that it was labour that sullied Parliament in the first place. It is the Labour Government that changed the rules on expenses and encouraged the troughing. Although Tory and Liberal MP’s both engaged in it, it is overwhelmingly labour MP’s who were deepest into the labour created trough.
Which party’s MPs are in the dock facing criminal charges under the theft act? Overwhelmingly LABOUR. Even after all this scandal, which party’s MP’s was it caught in the Dispatches’ sting operation on Lobbying? Overwhelmingly LABOUR Again!!!
Why the FUCK don’t the BBC actually remind Mandlescum of some of these things, along with reminding him that he is NOT democratically elected and had to resign in disgrace TWICE.
Is Mandleson even FIT to judge whether politics is clean or not? The BBC is showing extremely poor judgement by giving that man airtime at all.
And not once… not fucking once, do the Tories ever pull him up about having to resign twice in disgrace!! Jeez, fish in barrel, shoot the fuckers. How difficult can it be to send Mandelweasel back under the stone form whence he came?
Jeremy Hunt Conservative MP, Shadow Culture Secretary
“I believe that the BBC is a great national institution.”
“I am proud of the BBC. I think that most British people think that we are very lucky to have a BBC and most people who aren’t British, if they don’t have a BBC, wish they did have one.”
“I don’t see the BBC as a State broadcaster. “I think people see the BBC as operating at arms length from the government and it’s very important that it should continue to do so and that’s why we’ve said we will protect the BBC charter.”
Gordon Brown (total imbecile and soon to be ex-PM)
Promised and end to boom and bust
Tony Blair (ex-PM, war criminal and murderer of Dr. Kelley)
Promised to serve a full term if elected in 2005
Also promised a referendum on the Lisbon Constitution/Treaty
Politicians are known to lie
Rory Cellophane Jones has a new title Digital somethign or other. You couldn’t make it up could you. He’s going to be reporting on the “new fangled” things such as Twitter and Facebook – new fangled?
I do love it when the Beeboids go on about the over 50s not knowing anything about tinternet and will be left behind in this election campaign. I wonder who these “experts” think invented the bloody thing! As a 50 something who has worked in the computing industry for 35 years I do wonder where these people her their info – from themselves and their own inadequacies perhaps?
yeah click gets me,stuff I forgot about 2 years ago.
They’re scrapping their tired out old policies to make room for all those Tory ones they’re gonna copy.
We want you to know that we are fully behind the re-election of a government so long as it’s labour. We will broadcast everything that is good about labour. We will visit all the towns and cities and enable the population to make it’s own mind up about voting labour. We will provide senior members of the labour party to answer your questions and profer their views on the election. We will work hard to make this election one based on balanced reporting and coverage for labour. And for all those who can’t spell our famed, impartial reporter is call Laura Kuenssberg – get it right – we will!!
I do love it when they interview Labour MPs and come up with the “we are gettings huindreds of emails asking this question…….”. Yeah right, it’s just a ploy to ask the questions they want to ask. They really do think we are fools don’t they.
I got banned from Indymedia (yes they do collect IP’s) for posting a spoof jobs vacancy ad for stooges for the BBC ,I kidd you not.
We will also concentrate on the hung parliament scenario so that any idea of tactical voting in any given constituency is rejected by the voters as a pointless exercise in light of the unlikelihood, promulgated by us, of any party being able to get an overall majority and they will therefore feel free to vote for “Others”.
I agree with everything I say
Um, that isn’t tat you moron.
Right, let’s work this one out.
The government introduce a tax on cider and when there is a public outcry and the threat of political reprisals, they drop it. Well, they don’t drop it but promise to re-introduce it if they’re re-elected.
What’s that all about, then?
In other news, Gordon pledges to buy back the gold he sold and uninvade Iraq. If elected, he will sell it again at a rock-bottom price and use the proceeds to bomb the shit out of Baghdad.
I think you will find that Dave told Gorgon to stick the Taxes on cider and phonelines in his Mandelscum back pocket as it would be voted down if brought before the house.
Selection process for employing reporters at the BBC, Sky, and Channel 4 – make sure they have, “SOCIALIST TWAT” stamped on their foreheads.
and fag branded on their arse
you mean apart from when they exposed the Labour Cash Hoonery and Brown’s Lies ? Having to do Cameron’s job for him
yet again
People say I don’t understand people at the lower echelons of society.
That is simply not true, I too am a housing benefit cheat.
Vote for me, I offer change you can deceive in.
Not many of your lot in here today. All tired out from yesterday’s school project: Follow McBroon to Rochester and pretend to be ordinary citizens in love with him.
David Cameron took out maximum taxpayer-funded mortgage – then paid off own £75k loan four months later
David Cameron was dragged personally into the expenses row after it was revealed that he paid off a loan on his London home shortly after taking out a £350,000 taxpayer-funded mortgage on his constituency house.
The disclosure followed a powerful call by the Tory leader yesterday for the ‘full force of the law’ to be deployed against MPs who have abused allowances.
Following a Mail on Sunday investigation Mr Cameron could now face searching questions about his own expense claims.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1189788/Cameron-took-maximum-taxpayer-funded-mortgage–paid-75k-loan-months-later.html
Dave claimed for expenses on a second home – the mortgage interest, when he only had one mortgage. He was also one of the largest claimers of this expense in the commons for many years.
You prove beyond doubt that you are blind as well as stupid. I repeat for your benefit:
This is the first time, in a century and a half, that we have had a government, of which a large number of its members appear to have behaved criminally.
We ought to be starting now a process whereby the criminality of their actions can begin to be investigated under neutral control when this government is out of office and, if prima facie evidence is uncovered, the perpetrators can be held to account in a court of law for their misdeeds.
The area of investigation should range from expenses, at the lower end, to the legality of the Iraq war, at the upper end, and would inter alia include the circumstances surrounding the death of Dr David Kelly. It should not be confined just to members of the Labour Party but, through their holding of office, will involve them more than the other parties.
In the event of successful criminal prosecution, then all benefits should be withdrawn and those paid out become repayable. Using existing laws, introduced by this government, personal assets may be seized, especially but not restricted to, where such assets have derived from improper conduct. DNA samples and tagging, complete with curfews, should be introduced for all those under investigation so that they may be found at time of trial.
When this process is complete, it may be found appropriate to withdraw such measures but since they introduced them, they can have no cause for complaint at having them used against themselves.
Is it not right that, as they have ruled, so should they be judged and dealt with?
If the incoming administration, who would potentially face similar action in the event of wrongdoing, following their time in office, fail to instigate this then I propose that we should set up a fund to bring private prosecutions until the authorities were embarrassed into doing the job properly.
They should not be treated any differently, for better or for worse, than they have treated us.
Our rules of engagement are simple: if it moves, bomb it, if it doesn’t move, bomb it.
If it is an innocent Afghan civilian shoot it.
Er, that’s it folks.
I like the cut of your jib
this is fucking classic americans dealing with a problem
bit long but worth it
O/t Anyone know what the Sunday Times has on Bercow?
Lots, hopefully…
gravey
he’s even shorter in real life than he is on the telly…?
I suspect that DC is now in possession of the FOI request regarding Brown sending off our gold to Gold4Cash. PMQ’s here we come.
At the time gold was trading around $282 an ounce. I think Cash4Gold are offering more. So gormless didn’t even get the jewelers second hand price of a third
Surely it was http://www.gold4littleornocash.com
Christ they’ve got Mandlescum on yet again – how many times is that in the past hour. I am off out. Jayne Hill loves Many doesn’t she – she’s climatic at the moment.
If he had sold the gold now at the current price, he would not have to increase NI by 1% next year.
Just sayin’
I got some of that gold at no cost
me and dafthead not happy with them that guvment, think i,ll erigate to amerikee
Go back to your trailers and REJOICE!
Something the smokers should have done 3 years ago…..I know,before the comments,I was one of the armchair whingers,but judging by the various pubco shares the chickens are coming home to roost…….
The British economy is like Wayne Rooney’s ankle – making a fantastic recovery. My ability to tell the truth is like Arsenal’s football skills – fucking shit.
said it was a booky scam, not as this moniker
i dont have a drink problem
i drink
i get drunk
i fall over
no fucking problem !
A clip of McMental speaking to the twat John on GMTV saying that he was in Kent yesterday and people were saying we have been through a lot, we have been through a lot…………………….. I thought he visited Morrisons and asked about easter eggs no one got a chance to say more than two words to him. Does he forget he is followed by cameras. What a twat.
Brown asked one Morrisons worker….”what do you sell?” what kind of question is that! it is a supermarket. Just shows how “in touch” Brown is with ordinary people.
he asked one woman with tampons what she was going to do with them
Surely, he’d know ? I mean, him being a k**t.
[...] he could find to comment on this morning was a victory for the Cider Party formed by a rather red-faced group of men in Somerset to campaign against a rise in the tax on [...]
Hoping to get in there befoe the price rise I bought loads of the stuff hoping to unload it at a healthy profit.
Now, not only have I got loads of stock I’ll be lucky to shift at cost price, the SFO are investigating me for in cider trading….
How much for the lot pal? I’m back on the piss again.
We stuck it to them Man City boys good and proper. Where am I? Gius a drink you feckin bar steward.
SCRUMPY BEATS GRUMPY !!!
Mandelson/Brown
The big question of the day is who was the giver and who was the taker?
Osborne/Cameron
The big question of the day is who was the giver and who was the taker?
Just been “tweeted” from the Bunker.
Gordon Brown will be in superb form at todays PMQ’s and will deal a knockout blow to David Cameron’s Conservatives and of course Lord Ashcroft will get many mentions
You were right as far as mentioning Lord Ashcroft was concerned.
Yes, and the fact that they dropped it so quick just shows that they are desperate to protect the rest of their high tax legacy. A thief nicking a tenner from your wallet will apologise profusely so that you don’t check if he’s nicked your credit card too.
s a u s a g e s
Why is Magner’s cider so bloody expensive?
Why do cider makers call the alcoholic drink made from pears, “Pear Cider”, when the correct name is “Perry”?
Ignoramii!
In case people got it confused with Tennis gear?
With apologies to the Bay City Rollers.
Bye, Bye, Gordon
Gordon, Bye Bye
Bye Gordon
Bye Bye Gordon!
Bye Bye, Gordon
You’re gonna cry
Bye, Gordon
Bye Bye, Gordon
Wish that we’d never known you better
Gordon, we wish we’d never met ya!
Gord we’ve crying since the day we met ya
That’s why Gordon we are gonna get ya
…………………sacked!……………….
Bye Bye, Gordon,
Gordon. Bye Bye
Bye, Gordon
Bye Bye Gordon!
Bye Bye, Gordon
We want you to cry
Bye, Gordon
Bye Bye Gordon
Now that is what you call genius, innit.
Now leave our cider alone you pinko bullshitting pherverts!
“it’s leader said. Well late last night the tax was dropped”
should be its mate :p
First, a sad admission, I am a real ale man, don’t drink cider!
Second, I love what you have done here.
Next, you have something good going: don’t stop now!
Where do I sign up?
i love magners.. so refreshing!