March 31st, 2010

Teather Far From Cleared

There is a big difference between being “cleared” by the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner and having a complaint dropped. As anyone who has ever attempted to put a complaint in to John Lyon would know, he and his staff are meticulous about every procedural detail before any investigation is triggered or judgement is passed.

Hence it is no surprise that he dropped the Labour-coordinated complaint against LibDem “saint” Sarah Teather. Her opponent Dawn Butler’s staffer had signed the complaint in her brother-in-law’s name, which he claimed no knowledge of.  A sloppy attempt to stitch Teather up without leaving Dawn Butler’s clumsy finger-prints on it. If you are going to do over your opponent, at least do it properly. That does not however answer the serious questions surrounding the dodgy rental agreement Teather and the Lib Dems have in her Brent East office.

LibDem bloggers have gone into spin overdrive, while ignoring the fact she got off on a technicality.


279 Comments

  1. 1
    GEORGIE PEORGIE says:

    We’re all troughing together (including sanctimonious Fib Dems)

    • 2
      Road_Hog says:

      The only good thing is that the chipmunk might not be only QT every other week.

      • 8

        Is PMQs on today or are the troughing hoons on holidays at our expense again?

        • 12
          Dr M says:

          Give you three guesses.

        • 14
          משאבת בטון says:

          Easter hols.

          • Disaffected says:

            Guido, as I have expressed before, when are we going to get true independence in parliament to examine MPs expenses, interests, conduct etc, ie not a friend of ministers or Bad Al (he was more important than McSlug in advising Tony over Iraq). Elizabeth Filkin was going to clear it up before McSlug, Mandelslug and the McBride/Whelan smear campaign group undermined her character. McSlug said he was going to clear it up, and he further said he would not let us down.

            McSlug said this morning he is now going to make immigration fair to all- I thought the policy was: a free for all on the British taxpayer. He has a short memory, he and his co-slugs wanted to change the face of Britain for his party’s own interest and nothing to do with what was/is best for the country- lying twat (for the benefit of Prescott andthe BBC’s Nick Robinson, I’m sure that is Ashcroft’s fault somehow). He also said British jobs for British workers when he knew his real policy was to creat mass immigration- lying twat.

            Next April East Europeans only have to live here for three months before they are entitled to the full monty of welfare benefits- has Darling taken this into account with his economic sums. McSlug is advocating for Turkey’s acceptance to Europe which will bring many more hungry mouths for the tax payer to feed/fund.

            Brown he won’t let you down.

          • Fuck You EU says:

            And what will call me Dave do about Turkey ?

            Or does he even have a stance ?

          • teather would do anything for her Baal worshiping voters says:

            ..because they are so liberal.

    • 19
      Voting B*NP now says:

      Why is shitbag Dave not saying “We will re-instate trial by jury”.
      I will not vote for anyone who does not make this number 1

      • 60
        High Court Judge says:

        Because they keep picking the wrong verdict. I mean how difficult can it be, there are only two to choose from.

        • 202
          Disaffected says:

          Don’t forget if a judge acts independently he will be blocked for promotion- Straw will not allow independence in the judiciary- it sounds too democratic. Everyone should be equal (Harperson’s law), of course with the exemption of MPs and their families.

      • 82
        jgm2 says:

        What about ‘double jeopardy’? Habeaus Corpus? We want them back too.

    • 20
      God says:

      Because Gordon is evil I have decided to punish all Scots with very harsh weather

    • 22
      no longer anonymous says:

      Lib Dems bloggers are even worse than Labour bloggers in their sanctimony and hypocrisy. Not one word on Lib Dem voice about Cable’s telling off. Even LabourLost reports on stories detrimental to Labour.

    • 61
      B*NP says:

      I say did that Dave Cameron have his hand in the till like that Gordon Brown.

      • 146
        Mr Chumny Warner says:

        yes he did. And just like that Gordon Brown he promised in cast iron a referendum on the Lisbon treaty

        • 188
          Disaffected says:

          No need, they will all be living here soon on the free welfare state. Brown and Darling have taken to speak with Tony’s God to see how they can feed the 50,000,0000,000 on an income from a handful of tax payers to make ends meet. Apparently we should trust their judgment because they always make the right decisions.

          Everyone else is wrong, only they know how we shoud live our lives and spend our money. Don’t challenge them or you will be smeared or run into an early grave where the coroner will not release the evidence until 70 years time. That b’stard Ashcroft he is to blame- before Prescott and the BBC’s Nick Robnson make the claim.

        • 246
          Vote B*NP Too says:

          Well my word Mr Chumny Warner I think my votes going to that other chap with the one eye,the one not in power

  2. 3
    Martin Day says:

    Trying to find a decent joke on this website is like watching David Cameron do stand up comedy routines

  3. 4
    50 Calibre says:

    Where would all these bent MPs be if it were not for technicalities.

    “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers”. – (King Henry VI – Part 2, Act IV, Scene II) – William Shakespeare, 1594.

  4. 5

    Did you say Bent East Office . . . . how apt what . . . . .

  5. 6
    Buckingham Palace Human Resources says:

    Guido,

    I am sick and tired of my husband coming on this site and using all of your jokes and humour. Frankly it has become an embarassment at family occasions, on holiday and in public in general. If you could tone it down, and keep it clean, it would be much appreciated.

    Regards,

    Queen Elizabeth II

    • 15

      Shut it Brenda and pass me another osprey, this one’s broken

      • 27
        Phil the Greek says:

        PS
        Why was our boy in Afghanistan recently?Did he lie to Chilcot?

      • 72
        Bikerak Obahama says:

        I never even attended the Chilcot Inquiry but they sent me too!

        • 105
          Dave loves Obama says:

          Cameron borrows can-do-better attitude from ‘brilliant Barack’

          The man who could be America’s first black president won ringing praise yesterday from the man who could be Britain’s 19th old Etonian prime minister.
          David Cameron said he hugely admired Barack Obama, the front-running contender for the Democrat nomination, and vowed to bring some of the same spirit to the British political debate.

          “I’m enjoying watching Barack Obama. I think he’s a brilliant speaker, I think his optimism and sense of hope for the future is inspiring a lot of people. It’s great to see. Too often [politics] gets down to hope and fear and I think it’s wonderful when hope wins. I’m enjoying watching him, I must say. I think he’s compelling,” Cameron told Radio 5 Live’s Breakfast programme.

          “What people like is the sense that Obama generates, that we don’t have to be like this, we can do better… I think we need that same sense of possibility here.”

          “He is a very easy person to talk with, to exchange views with. He’s an incredibly impressive politician and leader but he’s also an extremely personable human being and someone it’s easy to get on with and to strike up a relationship with.

  6. 7
    Kishmein Tochas says:

    As a Brent East constituent I bemoan the fact that we face a 2 horse (!) race between a pair of slimy lying apparatchiks sucking up to the “multicultural” vote, with the Tories not getting off their lazy arses to even try and canvass support. Sharia here in 2011

    • 25
      UK Voter says:

      I feel that way about the national choice

    • 31
      if you're so pissed off with the LibLabCon.... says:

      Vote B-N-P then.

      • 45
        Go away Dick Sniffin says:

        Great, vote for low IQ knuckle dragging rubbish pub racists.

        You cretin.

        • 49
          jgm2 says:

          Here. Watch it. That’s disaffected Labour voters you’re talking about there. Being rude to them isn’t going to make ‘em vote Labour.

          • Ghastly Piece of Filth says:

            “And think about that young Muslim woman, living in Britain, wondering what her role is in modern Britain, who is able to switch on the television and watch, in primetime TV, on Question Time, as Sayeeda Warsi destroyed that ghastly piece of filth, Nick Griffin, and think yes, yes, I belong here, it’s my country too.

          • Doctor Mick says:

            Young muslim women are not allowed to switch on the television, Kaffir!

          • jgm2 says:

            No woman anywhere is allowed near the remote control. It’s not a religion thing.

      • 241
        Kishmein Tochas says:

        I’d rather vote for Dawn “I sucked Obama’s dick” Butler, or Sarah “Kissing the velvet” Teather, than those shit bag racist scum

  7. 9
    Yarnefromhorsham says:

    Have I got this right – a member of Dawn’s staff has forged a signature on a letter of complaint- presume he/she will be on the Birthday Honours for services to New Labour. Certainly not the sack. Can these low lifes get any lower

    • 37
      jgm2 says:

      Apparently Dawn knows nothing about it. She can’t be expected to know what her staff are up to 24 hours a day.

      The Brown defence.

      • 52
        Brown's a Tosser says:

        You all know “its the right thing to do” because I Gordon Brown say so.

        Wrong wrong wrong
        It started in America
        Right right right

        Christ, even I am confused now and another 5 more years of Brown willl see both the end of me and the country. Still the bright side of all this is that Martin Day will still have a job!

    • 273
      Big Clunking Inveterate Liar says:

      It’s the right thing to do.

  8. 11
    משאבת בטון says:

    Arson on a person might be considered (in some circles) a little bit harsh, OH.

    But who am i to judge, eh.

  9. 16
    Toff says:

    Golly! I thought Mandela was imprisoned for planting bombs in public places.

  10. 17
    Brent_Cross says:

    Brent is like a state within a state that is in a bit of a state

  11. 18

    Now now. Where would we be without our technicalities?

  12. 24
    Imagine John Prescott without Bulimia says:

    Seems about right, given the way justice works in this country

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262250/Pet-shop-owner-sold-goldfish-boy-fined-given-electronic-tag.html
    http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/article7081343.ece

    I had to check it wasn’t April 1st on the Mail story

  13. 26
    jgm2 says:

    Well it surely can’t be too difficult to get a genuine Brent resident to make exactly the same claim. Can it?

  14. 28
    Brown won't go says:

    Labour ministers and the BBC are softening us up for Brown staying on as Prime Minister even after he loses the election and the Tories win the most seats.
    Both Jack Straw and Douglas Alexander have been on the BBC today to claim there is precedent, from the first election in 1974, for a losing prime minister to stay in post to try to form a coalition with the Lib Dems. They claim this would still be the case even if the Tories were the biggest party in the Commons.

    • 38
      tim says:

      Get used to it Tory boys. A hung parliament means that Gordon Brown can form a coalition with the Lib Dems.

      Brown as PM and Vince Cable as chancellor = the dream team!

      The we change the voting system to keep the Tories out forever. Result!!

      • 39
        BenM says:

        If a hung parliament risks a run on the pound and a financial crisis then the election should be postponed and Brown should stay on a prime minister until the economy gets back to normal, so as to reassure the financial markets and provide much needed stability.

      • 41
        Vince for chancellor says:

        It’s the threat of a Tory government that’s scaring the markets. The election should be postponed to retain confidence in the economy.

      • 44
        jgm2 says:

        What ‘hung’ parliament would that be?

        • 62
          brown bread says:

          “Get used to it Tory boys. A hung parliament means that Gordon Brown can form a coalition with the Lib Dems.”

          Are Labour really that desperate? Oops, I’ve just answered my own question.

      • 46
        Naked Gordon says:

        Tim, not nice but very dim.

      • 51
        tim says:

        I’d just like to tell mummy that I did a good poo this morning.

      • 53
        Grandma says:

        How long would that last? Gordon likes to be top dog. Co-operation is not his middle name.

        • 54
          terified electorate says:

          It’s not gonna happen anyway grandma.

          • Grandma says:

            Thanks for your reassurance. I was about to count the last of my savings, before Gordo spent them. I’m assuming you’re not thinking of an outright Labour victory.

          • I hate union scumbags says:

            Is it fuck – be careful you’re going to jizz on your keyboard

          • LABOURS WILL TAX YOU TO DEATH says:

            look grandma just cough up your £10,000 before we nail the lid down !

          • Grandma says:

            I’m going to spend, spend, spend – got myself a new kitchen last year during the VAT holiday. What next – a cruise perhaps?

            P.S. Grandad’s still around so that’s £20,000 and counting.

    • 42
      lusakajoe says:

      The precedent was for Heath to stay on fro three days to try (and fail) to form a government. Why does Gordo need 18 days??

      • 47
        bergen says:

        Because Gus O’Donnell knows the first act of an incoming Tory Government will be to hand him a richly deserved P45 and intends to do everything he can to thwart it.

        • 58
          T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

          Gordon would be using that shredding machine I used when I left office. It took me a long time to shred all those expenses and other miscellaneous dull, uninteresting documents…………

          • I'm the Heir to Blair Tony Cameron (hear my soundbites roar!) says:

            Everything Tony does I will do later

            I will do anything Tony does too

          • I hate union scumbags says:

            Close but no cigar wankstain. I think it’s better, not later.

          • I'm the Heir to Blair Tony Cameron (hear my soundbites roar!) says:

            Tough on Clones, Tough on the Causes of Clones

  15. 30
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK says:

    A vote for Lib-Dems is a vote for None Of The Above

  16. 34
    Brentaville says:

    Doesn’t Dawn Butler have form for “forgery”?

    Wasn’t it her who ‘conned’ Obama into signing a letter saying how brilliant she is?

  17. 48
    UK Voter says:

    If Gordon has it so he can stay in why did Dave just say “We’ll pass over that”? I thought that should have been the main bone of contention.

  18. 50
    The IMF is coming says:

    o/t
    Anyone support Cowdenbeath?
    Not for long.
    http://sport.scotsman.com/sport/Prime-Minister-offers-his-support.6192429.jp

    • 56
      jgm2 says:

      I went to a match there once. It has a stock car track around the pitch. I shit you not.

      They were shit and they lost. Plus the players outnumbered the fans. Fucking awful place. There is a shop ‘Stotts’ in the high street which is in a complete fucking timewarp.

      Like the store in ‘Are You Being Served’.

      • 269
        Anonymous says:

        jgm2 why exactly did you leave Scotland ? Was it an embarassing episode in a public toilet perhaps ?

        And of course there are no shitholes in England like Batley for example oh no cause their English innit , stands to reason donit !

        Wanker !

    • 130
      Dun sed dat says:

      sounds like a meat processor cow den beef

    • 261
      Mr Brown says:

      It would probably survive if I used it for my second home allowance.
      Yes I think I’ll do that. It’s the right thing to do.

    • 264
      Georgeous George says:

      The Blue Brazil moving to Argentina? We cannot have that.

  19. 55
    dr. david kelly says:

    o/t………

    the price of an ego…….

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262405/Tony-Blair-Why-I-need-5m-year-just-by.html

    poor old tony…….he is flogging himself to death just to keep 130 people in work and support housands with his charities…….

    poor dear why doesnt he just use 5 loaves and a couple of nile perch?

    shame about the total fucking mess the uk is in and all the people blown to bits in the middle east….
    and the terrible deformities of new born babies and children caused by using nuclear weapons….(uranium)

    + the corruption of the bbc and the lords…etc

    • 63
      The IMF is coming says:

      He’s been Tangoed

    • 69
      Dr. David Kelly says:

      shame about the total fucking mess the uk is in and all the people blown to bits in the middle east…. good thing call me Dave is pullling the troops out isn’t it?

      • 77
        Tango Tony says:

        Not the point is it – I got the HofC to agree to the invasion of Iraq on dodgy info. We went into ‘Stan to prevent them blowing up innocents on the streets of London. Can’t really leave straight away

        • 99
          MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK says:

          Call me fucking stupid but
          how did the twat that caused the war in the middle east then get the job of peace envoy to the middle east ?

          is this labours idea of job creation ?
          acording to the news last night
          Tango tony is up to his spuds in securing oil deals with Iraq
          for outside companies this can’t be right !

          • Martin Day's goldfish says:

            Be fair on Tony.

            He didn’t cause the war, just did what he was told by the USA.
            And I mean, if we hadn’t they’d have been mean to us and called us Guinness-drinking-stay-well-out-of-it monkeys for our refusal to back them.

            I might have forgot the details there.

          • All NeoCons are Fuckwits says:

            He got it because he was Dubyas poodle.
            Same way he got his Million Dollar US Banker Wanker job.

          • Doctor Mick says:

            It’s no more stupid than the man who destroyed Britain’s economy thinking he’s the very man to fix it.

            Labour logic at its best.

          • I'll Be Negroid Soon says:

            As a senior Illuminatus it’s what I’ve spent my whole life lying for.

    • 134
      Mrs Kelly says:

      mmf mf mmf mmmff

  20. 65
    Insurgents R Us says:

    If we have to revolt we will be armed by the United States as Gordon hates them and they know it.

  21. 67
    George Osborne says:

    My wife complained that I was always farting. She said “What the hell have you been eating that makes them smell so bad anyway”.

    Apparently “Your Pussy” is not the correct answer.

    • 80
      Fat Bloke on Tour says:

      I fear Sniffy will be under a bit of pressure when Scratchy’s “Cleanliness and Discretion” Commission get started.

      Oh well he can always hope that the traditional Osborne defence of give the wrong name and hope for the best works as well as the last time it was used.

      I do belive Sniffy’s brother is a bit more clued up on the numbers than him.

  22. 71
    The Dirty Rat says:

    New Labour.

    The thrush infection on the UK’s vagina.

  23. 75

    Some women have great beauty, some have superior brains.
    If you haven’t got either then you are Dawn Butler

    • 268
      Harriet Hatman says:

      As Jacqui proved you do not need either to be a successful Labour minister

  24. 76
    Hard Working MPs says:

    How come our hard orking MPs went off on their Easter Hols Yesterday when the rest of the country has to wait until Friday?

  25. 79
    T N Toluene says:

    I’m free

  26. 83
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK says:

    looks to me like Labour are giving you fair warning that they are staying put regardless of who wins the election and will do what ever it takes to stay in power you have given these power and money obsessed scum a tast of the high life
    and they will do anything it takes to cling on
    so as of this morning they are starting to break the bad news to you via the master of postal vote fraud Mr Jack (white feather) Straw (Whip off yer burka) oh er madam
    So unless Cameron gets his arse in gear
    you’ve blown it and the singing of four more years will haunt you for ever !

    • 88
      Hoon MacHoon Chief Hoon of Clan MacHoon principal Hoons of hereaboots and a liitle beyond! says:

      If this bunch of hoons attempt to stay in even if they are in a minority I think it will fall to us public minded subjects to send the heavy mob in and forcibly remove them!!

    • 89
      Gordon says:

      Four? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

      • 96
        jgm2 says:

        Quite so. Brown cannot cover-up his economic clusterfuck and pretend he was on the right track all along. There is not a realistic hope of ‘something turning up’ like a Ghawar-sized oilfield discovered in Birmingham.

        We have just had a three year attempted cover-up and we have nothing to show for it except a doubled national debt (projected to quadruple). Imagine another five year cover-up?

  27. 84
    Hoon MacHoon Chief Hoon of Clan MacHoon principal Hoons of hereaboots and a liitle beyond! says:

    Just seen McDoom on the Tele. All puffed up and presidential calling for a responsible debate among the (mainstream parties about immigration). Well F*** me for 13 years his bunch of hoons have cynically been exploiting immigrants by letting in millions in an attempt to subvert our way of life. Any one who attempted to question this was branded a racist, and now blow me down with an election around the corner and the possibility of losing millions of white working class votes to non -establishment parties this hoon now claims he wants a debate among (mainstream parties. this man is a Turd who has deliberately buggered up this country and judges the ordinary people of this country by his own extraordinarily low standards.

    • 243
      Self-Employed says:

      The Huhne said all that then proceeded to castigate the Tories about their policies towards it!!

      What a ‘responsible’ twat McMental is!!

    • 247
      Kishmein Tochas says:

      Butler’s & Teather’s constituencies encapsulate Nulab’s “social engineering” – Bring back the Paddys!

  28. 90
    Martin Day says:

    Vote Labour

    Fuck democracy.

    • 110
      jgm2 says:

      Labour will justify it to themselves by reference to the Bush 2000 votes in Florida. Yeah. Gore got more votes but Bush won the election. Now it’s our turn. See how you like it.

      Neatly forgetting that this isn’t Florida. Or that the grinning orange chimp that won ‘em three straight elections was Bush’s right hand man while all the economic and war-mongering idiocy were going full tilt.

  29. 93
    Andy Carpark says:

    “Sarah teather may be a dog, however, her head is just the right height to balance a pint on whilst the men around her discuss serious matters.”

    Peter Hitchens

  30. 94
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    How decent of Britains Biggest Cokeusers to remind us the evils a tory government would bring: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8593158.stm

    • 103
      The IMF is coming says:

      It was all Ashcroft’s fault

    • 276
      BBC Snifferperson says:

      As the article mentions both Conservative and Labour and is partially accurate we consider it to uphold our standards for balance and integrity.

      Any complaints will be counted and laughed at.

  31. 98
    Ed West says:

    Using a child to catch a grandmother selling goldfish is a step towards Stalinism

    And yet the paradox is that, while they won’t punish you for beating someone unconscious, committing ABH against your girlfriend or threatening rowers with a Samurai sword, if you try selling a goldfish to a 14-year-old they’ll give you a tag. As the Telegraph reports today, a great-grandmother has been ordered to wear an electronic tag for breaching new animal welfare laws by selling a goldfish to a 14 year-old boy.

    How can a country where the people running the justice system don’t believe in punishment be, at the same time, so authoritarian? Where does Trafford council get the nerve to behave this way, simply because previously a child had been sold a gerbil and then put it in a cup of coffee.

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/edwest/100032252/using-a-child-to-catch-a-grandmother-selling-goldfish-is-a-step-towards-stalinism/

    • 106
      Anonymous says:

      He goes on to say.

      With every passing year this country more resembles a post-modern Soviet Union – and now they’re creating a generation of little Pavliks, the child glorified by Stalin’s authorities for reporting his parents to the authorities. How long before children are encouraged to report their parents to the authorities?

      It’s already happening mate, schools are encouraging kids to grass on parents who commit Eco crimes.

      • 138
        Stalin goes Tory says:

        Oh Deary Me

        Trafford Council

        Conservative 38
        Labour 19
        Lib Dem 5

        Looks like this Stalinist council wears a Blue ribbon.

        http://www.trafford.gov.uk/cme/live/dynamic/DemServParties.asp

        • 157

          Well yes – that’s how it is in this one-party state. One party – different names, same policies on *everything* that really matters.

          • jgm2 says:

            More to the point that is the problem with introducing legislation without thinking it through. Of course you’re a thoroughly decent government and you would never dream of pushing the legislation to its theoretical limits. But what sort of a weapon of mass oppression are you putting into the hands of the next lot?

            Although in the case of this vile Labour government we didn’t have to wait to find out. because they got straight onto the job of pushing the limits of the legislation they’d introduced.

        • 209
          WHOOPS! says:

          Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

        • 218
          Hoon MacHoon Chief Hoon of Clan MacHoon principal Hoons of hereaboots and a liitle beyond! says:

          I remember somewhere reading that it is an offence to use a child in a Sting operation.

      • 147

        You betcha – even my lad, a future world leader and smarted than me by far, is in danger of brainwashing. On the great AGW hoax he finds it really hard to accept that his school, his magazines, his poxy BBC and his godawful bloody cartoons are *all* lying to him, and I’m telling the truth…

        But it’s okay apprantly, cus lying is normal practice within the climate “science” community. BBC says so.

        • 179
          jgm2 says:

          Keep fighting the good fight Frank. The lies are being exposed on a day by day basis now. Even the BBC doesn’t believe the climate forecasters and has sacked ‘em.

    • 182
      Bishop Needs says:

      The kid must be a right little Hitlerite twat and should be sent to a catholic priest for re education.

    • 190
      Martin Day's goldfish says:

      good Cod. What a piece of journalistic spin.

      They don’t mention that the £1000 fine also covered worse offences.

      • 277
        Magistrates Should Be Locked Up says:

        The prosecution was for selling an animal to a person under the age of 16 unaccompanied by an adult and causing unnecessary suffering to a cockatiel.
        One previous for selling a gerbil to a 14-year-old girl without giving advice that it should not be immersed in a coffee cup.

        The point is that the punishment – £1,000 fine for her, £750 for her son, tagging and curfew 6pm to 7am for seven weeks for her, 120 hours community service for her son – was hugely disproportionate and inconsistent.

        Causing unnecessary suffering to a human by assaulting them with a baseball bat – £50 fine.
        Selling an illegal war to a misinformed nation – no prosecution but untold wealth.

  32. 100
    five more years and beyond says:

    Whoever you vote for, Gordon Brown remains prime minister:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262424/Gordon-Brown-remain-PM-Queen-blocks-second-General-Election.html

  33. 100
  34. 102
    Gordon Brown says:

    Even if I lose I’ll still stay on. My mate Gus is fixing it for me. Here’s to five more years!

    • 109
      Brown must stay as PM to lock in the recovery says:

      The financial markets want Brown to stay on to provide stability and experience. If the Tories won there would be an immediate run on the pound and the economy would collapse.

    • 115
      Mondeoman says:

      This will be unacceptable, this country needs and deserves a positive result, no back room deals, clean and certain. The economy is suffering because of a weak PM not able or willing to call an election. Never again must we leave this decision in the hands of a PM.

      • 151
        Tony Blair is a Murdering Rapist says:

        C’mon I a pretty straight kinda guy. I’ll come back as president if there’s a hung parliament.

      • 154
        ben says:

        The country needs the stability of Brown remaining PM with Vince Cabe as his chancellor. That is the only thing that will reassure the fiancial markets and protect the pound. The Tories should not be allowed to form a govt as the currency will crash and the money men will abandon Britain in fear.

        • 254
          Call me Infidel says:

          Ben you are are a deluded twat. Oh and you should get a spell checker. That way you won’t appear to be thick as well as deluded.

  35. 112
    No IFS No BUTS you WILL be charged says:

    You have been warned.Break the law(even selling a goldfish to an under age buyer) and YOU will be charged and sentenced(unless you’re a MP of course)with the FULL rigour of the law brought to bear. The “granny” was lucky not to get 7 years…”THIS was a very serious crime and one of the most shocking to come before the bench and we need to send a message that such people WILL be dealt with “said magistrates

    P.S.

    Hooligans,drug dealers,burglars and such like feel free to carry on as we do not wish to damage your Human Rights by arresting you

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262250/Great-grandmother-tagged-selling-goldfish.html

  36. 116
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK says:

    call me fucking stupid but
    we are now being told that dead people have to care for old ones
    which by the way is free in Jockland
    in England if you get caught for speeding you get a fine for wife beating
    so that also must not apply in Jockland
    otherwise there would be no fucking motorists left on their roads !

    • 222
      Hoon MacHoon Chief Hoon of Clan MacHoon principal Hoons of hereaboots and a liitle beyond! says:

      Not only that. Nice Mr salmond is down in toon demanding even more money after the next election regardless of who wins. Who will rid us of this turbulent hoon!

  37. 118
    REEVO says:

    I love election time, its that time when the Sanctimonious do battle with the Hippocratic, refereed by the idiotic.

    Grandiose claims promises and great works for “one and all” are promised, pledged and assured with great vigor.

    Babies kissed, OAP’s humored and the great unwashed fed all the utter cods wallop they can eat.

    In the trenches you will find the mentally challenged otherwise known as the party faithful, neck deep in party fed bullybeef shit ready to mindlessly go “over the top” on the doorstep in support of “the colours” or anything that wears them by accident, design or indeed by mistake!

    Everything is promised by those intent on taking away everything worth having.

    Its giz a job time!

  38. 119

    If that lowlife piece of shit Brown thinks he can stay in Downing St as PM for 18 days after *losing* a general election he has another think coming.

    here’s that revised timetable in full:

    Day 1: Labour’s propaganda stooges in the BBC endorse the election result putting Dave on less than 326 seats, despite widespread concern of postal voting fraud, miscounts, personation. McSHIT claims he has a mandate to remain as PM (quote: “I’m PM, PM forever, fuck you, I’m the king, I’m the king of everything”) and form a govt, and the lickspittle Libdems and colonial nationalist troughers rush to support him.

    Day 2: McFILTH’s swaying corpse becomes London’s latest tourist attraction, as Japanese tourists queue to photograph crows pecking at his eyes. Westminster Bridge has to be closed to traffic to enable the large crowds to pass safetly and reach a suitable vantage point to hurl rotten fruit and animal shit at the dangling corpse.

    Day3-Day18: Putrefaction does its job.

    • 140
      banana republic says:

      That sounds good Frank, but in reality the mass of the British public will be too busy shopping or watching telly to bother protesting about a coup d-etat by Brown and his gang.

      The message from Labour and the BBC is clear: if the Tories don’t win an outright majority then Brown stays on as PM and the Lib Dems will enter into a coalition even if the Tories are the biggest party in parliament.

      Various changes wil then be made to ensure that the Tories never get into power again.

      • 181
        Minority Government ......a disaster waiting to happen for Britain says:

        “Various changes will then be made to ensure that the Tories never get into power again…….

        I think you’ll find that Coalition/minority goverments may be precluded from enacting such laws as under the little known and rarely used Constitutional arrangements the Queen under advice from her Private Secretary;Cabinet Secretary would refuse to sign the instrument to enact it into law as the law would be considered NOT to have the full force of Parliament. In addition she would refuse to grant a PM a dissolution if again under advice she felt that it was either too soon after the previous election or that it was NOT in the national interest and would call on the leader of the opposition to form a government

    • 144
      Vote Vote Vote for Jacqui. says:

      Day 2 , Correction.

      Pecking at his eye.

    • 162
      nutcracker says:

      “Day 2: McFILTH’s swaying corpse becomes London’s latest tourist attraction, as Japanese tourists queue to photograph crows pecking at his eyes. Westminster Bridge has to be closed to traffic to enable the large crowds to pass safetly and reach a suitable vantage point to hurl rotten fruit and animal shit at the dangling corpse.”

      Sounds like a future fair for all.

      • 204
        jgm2 says:

        Think of the amputees. How it it fair for them? How are they going to fling rotten fruit and animal shit at his fly-blown corpse eh?

        We’ll have to set up chin-operated trebuchets with those little remote controlsjoy-sticks that quadraplegics use to whizz around on their mobility scooters.

  39. 124
    J Alfred Prufrock says:

    It sounds as though the guilty staffer must be in contempt of Parliament, in a legal sense I mean, as opposed to a moral sense.

  40. 143
    Jimmy says:

    “A sloppy attempt to stitch Teather up without leaving Dawn Butler’s clumsy finger-prints on it.”

    Rookie mistake. The correct way of course is to set up a bogus astroturf group to write the letter. That way you can even score some cash from gullible people on the internet.

  41. 150
    Dick Tator says:

    The old ones are not necessarily the best ones.

    Bit of advice for the next time you feel verbal diaharea* coming on.

    *never could spell shit.

  42. 158
    Jon says:

    The Stalinist sociopath Brown is making plans to ensure he stays in power even if he loses the election. These are dangerous times for British democracy…..

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262424/Gordon-Brown-remain-PM-Queen-blocks-second-General-Election.html

    • 160
      FC says:

      It was always the case that, in the case of a hung parliament, the leader of the party with the most seats had the first crack at forming a government.
      So why are they now changing the rules to allow Gordon Brown, as sitting PM, to stay on and try to form a coalition even if Labour are not the biggest party?

      • 200
        Jack Ketch says:

        They’re NOT changing the rules it’s set down in Bagehot ..considered the leading guide to the British Constitution….. the sitting Prime Minister has first crack at iforming a government as he remains PM until he actually hands over his seals of office to HMQ. So if no party has an overall majority Brown will still be PM and is allowed(under new arrangements 18 days) to try and gain support for his administration amongst minor parties and is allowed to present his Queens Speech which if voted down means he MUST resign and the Queen will then request the leader of the opposition to attempt to form a government. Ministers will also remain ministers irrespective of whether they’ve lost their parliamentary seats until the PM actually resigns.

        The answer of course is to avoid a hung parliament

        • 230
          Hoon MacHoon Chief Hoon of Clan MacHoon principal Hoons of hereaboots and a liitle beyond! says:

          There is a fundamental distinction with Brown. As he has never previously won an election as PM he has no moral authority to stay on tho try and stitch together a coalition. The nearest precedent is Heath who stayed on for 3 days in 1974 before finally quitting, but Heath had the moral authority of being the previous winner in 1970. Unless Brown gets an outright majority the only thing he can constitutionally do is go!

        • 278
          Magistrates Should Be Locked Up says:

          By that logic if Labour got one seat, LibDems 322 seats and Tories 323 seats, Brown would remain PM.
          Yeah, right!

    • 161
      Anonymous says:

      I wouldn’t worry about it mate, Gordon or Dave you won’t notice anything different other than the accent.

      • 169
        Ian says:

        Cameron may be a bit drippy but there’s a significant difference between him and Brown. It’s desperate Labour trolls who are going round spinning that they’re both as bad as each other.

        • 175
          Dale says:

          one is posh and one is scotch
          that’s the significant difference between Dave and Brown

        • 215
          jgm2 says:

          I like to think that Cameron won’t be characterised by epic incompetence. Although I agree, with the clusterfuck Brown ahs made of the UK economy it will be difficult to sell the tough changes that need making. Particularly to six or eight million heavily unionised public-sector workers.

      • 185
        Old Nick Heavenly(really happy with my non country resident's permit and id card. Yes I am legal!) says:

        It’s even worse here in the non country under the iron boot of Brussels.

        My neighbours grandaughter, aged 10, won a goldfish at the fair!!!!!!!!!!

        The evil bastard who gave her here prize did not get fined 1000 euros and has no tag on his ankle.

        How much longer will I be able to hold out surrounded by these eurofascists I just cannot say.

        I could be coming back soon!

        If only I lived in the land of the free, Great Shitney!

        How can I look myself in the mirror when vile goldfish givers walk free and I sit on my arse and moan????????????????????????????????????????????????

        • 193
          Goobercountry says:

          your fish will be happy with your wet dishcloth personality

          • Old Nick Heavenly(really happy with my non country resident's permit and id card. Yes I am legal!) says:

            Hiya masterbaiter,

            still smarting from the kicking I gave you before christmas?

        • 229
          wotshisname says:

          thats cos pikeys are outside the law

        • 234
          משאבת בטון says:

          Stay where you are Nick, there’s a good chap.

  43. 165
    Mr Ned says:

    O/T :” Prime Minister Gordon Brown has stepped up his pre-election rhetoric on immigration by telling would-be illegal migrants: “You are not welcome.”

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8595973.stm

    I can just see a cartoon of him in my mind’s eye with Brown acting as doorman to the UK holding open the gates of Britain and telling all the illegal immigrants that they are not welcome as they pour in.

    He’s not exactly shutting the gates is he?

    • 173
      Jem says:

      As the party that deliberately and covertly brought in millions of third world immigrants to impose “multi-culturalism” on the British people and to “rub the right’s nose in deiversity”, Labour are playing a dangerous game pretending to now get tough on immigration.

      The only party that will win will be the only party serious about doing anything about it, and we all know who they are.

    • 186
      brown bread says:

      Now he tells them after 13 years of virtually an open door policy; and WTF can he do about those already here anyway? You really could not make it up

    • 206
      AMBRE SOLBLAIR says:

      He is echoing the public sentiment only 13 years too late
      o/t i watched a police programme last night where they raided a curry house in manchester
      looking for stolen passports
      i thought they could hide a couple of passports anywhere !
      then they found them wait for this !
      740 brand new passports blank and shrink wrapped !
      they must have come straight from the passsport office
      just shows how easy it is to get in this country
      no one knows how many illegals have got in here !

      • 231
        Funds R Notus says:

        that was the transit van hi-jacking that turned out the driver, an Asian was in on. But it should have been a SOCA operation not the local uniform

        • 233
          Funds R Notus says:

          take 3
          that was the transit van hi-jacking that turned out the driver, an Asian was in on. But it should have been a S*OCA operation not the local uniform

      • 232
        Hoon MacHoon Chief Hoon of Clan MacHoon principal Hoons of hereaboots and a liitle beyond! says:

        Have you ever been to the passport office in london. You wont see a white face!!

    • 213
      Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

      Typical Brown, pontificating on the ills of uncontrolled immigration with all the enthusiasm of an ex hooker in a nunnery denouncing sex.

      The man’s incorrigibility is something to behold, almost admire. I just heard a bit of his speech on WATO. He said we need an intelligent and rational debate about it, I kid you not. But no Nazis, please. He then drivelled on about peoples fears that maybe their neighbourhood might change, wages be depressed, health services and schools put under pressure. Sort of thing Enoch Powell used to say.

      Priceless.

      • 238
        Hoon MacHoon Chief Hoon of Clan MacHoon principal Hoons of hereaboots and a liitle beyond! says:

        Brown is a Turd. He is a racist who has exploited millions of immigrants for his own political advantage. He then compounds his crime by judging the people of Britain by his own low standards!! He will only engage in a debate on tghis subject providing the other people involved dont disagree with him, thus his constant use of the term mainstream parties!!

    • 259
      Tred Carefully says:

      Is saying Labour has turned a blind eye to this problem allowed ???

  44. 165
    Another nail in the global warming coffin, methinks says:

    US President Barack Obama is set to announce plans to open huge offshore areas on the US coastline to oil and natural gas drilling.

    The move will end a long-standing ban on such drilling along the Atlantic coast, in the eastern Gulf of Mexico and off the north coast of Alaska.

    The plan aims to reduce US dependence on foreign oil and generate revenue from the sale of offshore leases.

    • 194
      Old Nick Heavenly(really happy with my non country resident's permit and id card. Yes I am legal!) says:

      Last night, in the evil non country a Flems telly showed a prog explaining how they fiddled the temperature readings.

      The bastards!

      • 240
        Hoon MacHoon Chief Hoon of Clan MacHoon principal Hoons of hereaboots and a liitle beyond! says:

        “Flems fiddling temperatures” makes a change to what their best known for fiddling with!

    • 239
      V12 gas guzzlin monster says:

      Fill her up

  45. 172
    The Scots are coming says:

    So the SNP will form a Coalition with Gordon. The Scottish Brotherhood are determined to control Engerland

  46. 177
    Got TORY tattooed on my arse ans forearm since birth says:

    Vote B&P,

  47. 178
    AMBRE SOLBLAIR says:

    Hey guy’s what do you think of my tan
    my siamese eyes and my botox face
    this is the new me whiter that white
    straight kinda guy
    wait till you see Cherie her facial letter box will be the size of a mouses ear next time you see her
    we are just ordinary working class millionaires

    • 189
      Tony Cameron - Blairs featherweight mini-me says:

      I’m an ordinary millionaire bloke man of the people too
      Can I be PM please ?

  48. 187
    lol says:

    49.From the Guardian:

    “Senior Whitehall sources stressed tonight that Brown could remain prime minister and try to create a working majority even if the Tories were to win most seats.”

    • 208
      selohesra says:

      Scots MPs voting keeping Brown in power should go down well south of the boarder

    • 220
      Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

      What’s it got to do with them? They do not decide the constitution, they just administer the government as directed. Party with most seats should be given first crack at forming a government.

      • 244
        Hoon MacHoon Chief Hoon of Clan MacHoon principal Hoons of hereaboots and a liitle beyond! says:

        Not only that the conservatives will almost certainly poll more votes. The system stinks!! and Labour are getting their retaliation in first!

    • 279
      Sore Head says:

      If he tries that I’ll resolve matters with this.

      http://www.accuracyinternational.com/

  49. 205
    scared shitless in nuneaton says:

    Lord Ashcroft took a special flight from Belize, broke into my house, pistol whipped me and raped my poodle.

  50. 211
    blog watcher says:

    could this blog be closed down if it suggested that only ‘thick, idle, pigs’ were found with their noses in the trough?

  51. 216
    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    Attempt to thwart the Moderator No 1.

    Typical Brown, pontificating on the ills of uncontrolled immigration with all the enthusiasm of an ex hooker in a nunnery denouncing sex.

    The man’s incorrigibility is something to behold, almost admire. I just heard a bit of his speech on WATO. He said we need an intelligent and rational debate about it, I kid you not. But no Nartzies [correct version sparks a moderation FFS], please. He then drivelled on about peoples fears that maybe their neighbourhood might change, wages be depressed, health services and schools put under pressure. Sort of thing Enoch Powell used to say.

    Priceless.

  52. 226

    [...] find him reporting today that Sarah Teather has been cleared by the Electoral Commission, instead insinuating that Sarah got off on a [...]

  53. 260
    thatguy says:

    This funding of local LibDem activity by the taxpayer could be a their thing. Take Lembit Opik. In his 07/08 Incidentals are the following payments to Mongomeryshire Liberal Democrats
    £2,100 – no supporting invoice or explanation
    £3,995 – no supporting invoice or explanation
    £1,700 – no suppoprting invoice but a letter from Mongomeryshire Liberal Democrats which includes this “…for work on the premises…to make the office habitable for our staff”
    £11,985 – no supporting invoice. There is a letter from Montgomeryshire Liberal Democrats giving an estimate of annual expenditure on the whole office as £15,980. It goes on to say Opiks fair contribution would be 75%. So that is what he has claimed.

    The tax payer has paid nearly £20,000 to Mongomeryshre Liberal Democrats without a hint of a supporting invoice.

    • 266
      LIMPDICK TOOTHPICK says:

      Look you c*nts it’s a very expensive pass time servicing those two cheeky girls
      and they have fucking expensive tastes

      • 271
        ThatGuy says:

        Bit harsh on the banana faced boulevardier. Its not like he spent the money entertaining nubile Eastern European lovelies. No the plonker squandered it on subsidising sanctomonious po-faced holier than thou LibDem preaching

  54. 265
    Trenchard's-Brat says:

    FrankFisher – count me in——-

  55. 270
    Anonymous says:

    Rental deals don’t come more dodgy than Lembit O’Prick’s in Newtown. BBC Wales did an investigation but it was never picked up by the national papers. If you look at average rentals in the town and then compare that with the Lib Office rental that, through devious means is paid by the “MP” and then claimed for, you will see that it’s something like six times the average for the area. Just one of the many ways in which Grope-it Opik cheats the taxpayer



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