Smiley Dave
Be gone talk of doom and gloom. It was all happy faces today. Guido spent much of the morning at the Tories’ dubiously named “Big Society” event at the posh eco-council estate by Waterloo. On the positive side, the idea is to deregulate voluntary activities to ease a roll-back of the state. On the negative side was Dave’s ill-advised Abe Lincoln “by the people” moment, swiftly followed by JFK’s “ask not what your country can do”, thankfully not sugared any further by “I have a dream.“
Is this the influence of the aforementioned Ian Birrell?
On questions Nick Watt was straight out the box asking “What about the welfare state?” with his Guardianista pal Jenny Russell demanding to know what Dave would do about corrupt charities. Fair questions, but they clearly show the metropolitan media’s bias against anything not run by the state – Guido’s never seen them so quick to ask about corruption whenever it’s government proposing to provide a new community service.
At least the Shadow Cabinet managed to stay in line, for once – extraordinary with so many present. Though after Chris Grayling’s reference to “my friend Ben Brogan over there”, the friend in question was careful to make sure he wasn’t in the front row for the next session.
Was “Big Society” the Tories’ choice of title?
Oh, shit.
Does Bliar pay UK tax on all his earnings?
Is the Pope German?
Quo Vadis?
Ben Hur?
*** LABOUR MANIFESTO UPDATE ***
Hello there comrades, I just thought I’d drop in to give you an update on how our manifesto was coming along. You see, last night Gordon had another of his amazingly brilliant plans which Ed Balls is typing up on our bunker computer this very minute.
We have recently discovered that a large number of you evil middle-class voters are exploiting child labour. It seems that boys as young as 13 are being paid just a few pounds per hour to wash cars, walk dogs, or deliver newspapers. These practices are positively barbaric, and we have decided to put a stop to it. If elected, we will ban this evil and despicable practice. All paper rounds will be banned forthwith.
Now, before you loathesome decadent middle-class types start whingeing about how these boys will be able to buy comics and lollipops and what that might do to the economy, these poor exploited workers can be put to work when we re-open the coal mines. Coal-mining is a good, honest, working-class job. Our youngsters will be able to do a fair day’s work for a fair day’s wage, and know that they haven’t been exploited by capitalist Mondeo drivers. Safety will be paramount, and all recruits will be issued with flat caps to protect from falling debris, and Carbon Monoxide detectors which will be sewn into the lining of all NCB underpants. These will change colour in the presence of the gas, so minor miners will also be issued with a new box of matches every week so that periodic checks can be made. Membership of unions will be encouraged among our new subterranean workforce, and we look forward to swelling the ranks of the NUM in this way, if only so that we don’t have to rely entirely on money from UNITE to fund our party.
Joined-up thinking, another New Labour first! Our manifesto is shaping up well, and will look even better in print. Incidentally, that reminds me – does anybody here know how to connect a Canon Bubblejet printer to an Acorn Electron?
Ask not what your butler can do for you ask what time you can have some tiffin
I’ll have some cream! and two sugars Jeeves
“Two G&Ts please Steward”
ATTENTION
I need your money to put three smug, grinning, hand rubbing election Candidates in Cambridge on their arses.
I won’t be kissing fucking babies or pointing at potholes. You’ll get a real bang for your buck.
Just £1 donated to the OH Election fund makes a Libdem feel unwell, a Green vomit up organic tofu, a Labourite shit himself/herself (not excluding transgender PPC’s of course) and a tory say “What? I say!”
http://www.oldholborn.net/2010/03/election-budget-appeal.html
Dig deep fuckers, and watch the fun on Sky TV
christ on a bike you need more than fucking cash mate you need to find someone who isn’t a dozy mong crippledick like yourself
snorting around for free cash already
didn’t take you long to become an MP
Sshh. Can you keep eine secret? Zeer are priests und farters wot is peedos.
Ven I bend over, Gordon vips out his lamentable stubby fat mans mushroom and pops it up my shallow saggy old man’s bum.
Enjoy your meal folks!
Any more cheek from you lot and you’ll get the back of my hand across your face and a couple of beatings with my cosh.
to be honest who cares anymore..he doesn’t spend much time here he isn’t Pm..he is a tit.
Does Gordon put his underpants on his head and two pencils up his nose.
No but fucking Dave does.I’m still waiting for the shellfire and mortars here in this fox hole
steady the buffs…keep your pants dry we’re going over the top in a fortnights time
top hole Pip! Pip!
Yes I do. It helps with the constant nightmares.
I didn’t know Dave Cam was part of the acid house movement.
You are a fucking nightmare.
I seriously don’t give a fuck
know someone who will give you one
I can’t get one.
See Sally ‘In the Ally’ Bercow – she’ll see you OK
I do have standards! I’ll use the sock and the freemans catalogue .
The Conservatives a really rather good and at last some positive press about Osbournes NI Plans from the BBC.
It was a 1947 movie musical with Dorothy Lamour and Fred MacMurray, featuring such classic numbers as “Brown and Out”, “Bullingdon Bertie”, “Vote for Me, Policy Free” and “Spin”. Look out for Douglas Fairbanks Jnr in a cameo role as Osborne the Butler!
not the first time in his life dave has injected a bit of energy into proceedings by using a tab of paper with a smiley face on it i’ll warrant…..
Corrupt charities!
Does the silly Guardianista hackette want to lose her fucking job, what with her ex-editor and chief shiller for ZaNuLab, the odious, smug, fat-faced, lying git Will Hutton having been involved with the fake charity The Smith Institute which was castigated by the Charity Commission?
Why should she want to wash the government’s dirty linen in public?
Or did she mean the IPPR, the fount of much ‘research’ into falsifying statistics on immigration to promote the government’s open doors policy?
(Sorry, forget the last paragraph. ZaNuLabor, or at least some of its members, have decided that they want to lie to us that they are now against unfettered inward immigration to the UK with the aim of conning the public. Again!!)
No dis-respect to you Guido but all these Tory happenings are complete non events. When the F*** are they going to stand up and say something memorable and relevant. how are they going to cut the deficit, when are they going to cut tax. when are they going to roll the politicalluy correct crap thaty is strangling this country. No one gives a S*** about this sort of thing The Tories have got to bloody wake up, theres an election on and they are looking like such a bunch of losers!!
Steady now troops, hold your fire until you can see the whites of their eyes.
keep your powder dry hold it…aim… fire …if you miss per chance..feel free to have another go. Spare hazel though please she needs nesting.
Hope they are just waiting to see the whites of their eyes, the election will be called then just before dawn we will see knockout blow after knockout blow, a whole raft of policies, Labour will be wiped out for the next twenty years our country will become the great nation it once was, our freedom and sovereignty will be returned, crime will disappear from our streets, our health service will start healing people again instead of worrying about targets, the whole world will look to Great Britain as a shining example of democracy.
yeah and my missus will give me a blow job before work everyday
Luck B…
I’d probably believe this shit more if it wasn’t peddled by someone called Mr Plum.
it might happen wats she going to give you if brown gets back in
she’ll give you one
And that really really is what I am hoping is going to happen. I will be very disappointed, nay suicidal if not.
MOH was stopped by the Tory PPC here today (safe Tory seat) and he gave it em with both guns and said he was undecided.
Yes steady goes it don’t fire until you see the whites of their eyes.
The decay has spread too far and wide to be undone,i’m sorry to say this but our country has become a giant floating turd.
Yeah, and I’m booked on the next Space Shuttle!
Trouble there isn’t an election on – yet. Remember what Liebour do with good Conservative policy? Rubbish it first, then steal it.
We have to wait until the ‘man of courage’ names the day, still on for 3rd June.
They are saying how they are going to cut the deficit, cut tax, roll back the state.
Cutting departmental spending and abolishing most of the quangos is one of their first priorities “within the first 3 months, whatever the circumstances, it’s our No.1 priority…” of the next parliament. And I had that from our MP who will be in the Treasury.
A Tory policy is like ammunition to Labour, their armies of statisticians are silently waiting for one to emerge then they will use their large databases to dissect every detail and send the policy spinning back to their loyal supporters in the media for ridicule, disdain and contempt.
and then Labour leave the database on an unencrypted USB memory stick, on a train.
or use themselves
A non event? You mean the Tories plan to hire 5,000 brownshirts to do their “progressive” bidding? Just when you thought the country couldn’t get more authoritarian Dave appears over the hill with his call to arms for all budding Pavliks!
We’ve got Pavliks aplenty already. For your own Health and Safety, of course. Enjoy your evening drink, Citizen. Ms X will tot up the units for you at school in the morning.
Fortunately, Dave won’t be allowed to implement his insane ideas.
Unfortunately, this will be because Gordon will still be in charge.
gordon’s planning a ‘How you can help your community day’ tagline ‘right anyone with a clean tie and shirt …admin……everyone else bog cleaning’
Unless you want to die in poverty, attendance is mandatory.
More to the point when the great and the good are busy flattering each other at these events does anyone ask the following question.
Why do you never see any Black or Asian down and outs sleeping rough in our towns and cities. Why does this seem to be a form of poverty only designed for white people?
Blacks and Asians have armies of welfare benefits advisers, housing officers, human rights solicitors, and translators to ensure they get everything they are entitled to. Whites go to the back of the queue.
Up UP UP The B*NP
You dickhead.
er Fuck off
fucking lefty fag troll,we are immature if we vote B*NP,well fuck you faggy and we will when we are in but it won’t be the way you like it.
Dick Sniffin and his sad band of monkey brained racists.
I hear Dick has a black boyfriend.
He has, but dicky only receives.
Trouble is that this is largely true.
Now, I have to tread carefully here, but in the last 30 days I was contacted (as a provider of a service – webdesign, whatever) by a charity, based in a city north of Watford but south of Manchester, that provides “services” to disabled people “with an emphasis” on the “ethnic community”.
The charity has a team of advisers who ensure disadvantaged immigrant ‘community members’ gain all the benefits that are available to them. The ‘charity’ is funded by the Big Lottery Fund.
Call me stupid, but can’t ‘disadvantaged’ people just go to the benefit office, where every form is available in 220 different languages? Yes, they can. But then the National Lottery funds another layer of parasite adviser (and this particular charity was very well staffed).
I also have to say, I get contacted by entities such as this every month or so. All wanting a free handout to help their chosen group. Non of which are ever white.
If white people don’t start looking after their own interests, you can be damn sure no one else is going to.
Not very PC I know, but sorry the real world isn’t.
You know a way to put a stop to this nonsense? Stop playing the National Lottery.
I stopped playing years ago. For this reason.
Couldn’t you stick a nice non-PC easter egg somewhere on the site for a laugh?
Go on – I would!
You could wrap in a kaftan to avoid upsetting our muslim lodgers.
spare a few coppers for a curry mate
are you a branch manager or just a root cruncher ?
Come to Iran my friend, You get easy job looking after cancer patient.
One third of the male homeless are ex-services. “A cardboard box fit for Heroes”.
Another stat that is very sadly true.
because they’re cleaning the bogs
Brown ticked off over use of immigration figures
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8597530.stm
Update:
BBC change title to: Brown admits ‘misusing’ immigration statistics
I’m sure it was just a mistake just like the defence budget figures!
Labour let millions in here from Africa etc then Brown lies about it and thinks we’re thick enough to believe him.
Perhaps some are?
Just caught a bit of it on radio 5 apparently it was just a simple mistake which all politicians make nothing to worry about.
Meanwhile the nasty Tory’s knowingly misled the public on crime figures recently.
Good old Radio5
Apparently the average, 5-Live listener can appreciate that you can’t just buy success with a Football team (otherwise ManCity would have won everything by now), but every £ the Government spends is entirely different and nothing is ever wasted and would mean a direct cut in “front-line services” were it not spent.
Yeah, righto..
Trouble with Brown is he makes the same simple mistake every time he opens his big mouth.
It would be nice to get a straight answer to a question or the truth from the lieing tosser just once before he gets his arse kicked at the election but I wont hold my breath.
From Joanna Lumley to Defence, Care for the Elderly and now Immigration they are baktracking on abso-bloody-lutely everything. Do they hope people will only hear the first bit and be deaf to the apology?
It’s too late for Labour to backtrack on immigration. Millions of turd-worlders are here now and busy colonising many of our towns and cities.
Google “picture agency” and then, on that agency’s website, search for “london street people”
Now play “spot the whitey”.
PS: it doesn’t matter which picture agency you use. Take your pick.
Yes I know it’s a bloody disgrace the way the white community have pissed off and abandoned these poor souls. I feel thoroughly ashamed and would move back in to help were it not for fear of being mugged, stabbed and eaten.
In short yes. most people have the attention span of a gnat and certainly wont bother to return to a story a day later to check if everyone was telling the truth! Sad but true!!
Get the lie published and that’s the job done. No one reads the retraction.
aye thats very true
Time for McShite to apologise to parliament for telling porkies again.
Hey Brown you mong go here and get a single.
http://www.nationalexpress.com/home.aspx
Hey we are quite happy to take him and incarcerate him on the Bass Rock. Now what are you Nigels going to do about Mandleson, Blunkett, Prescott, Harman, Mr and Mrs Balls, Woolas, Hoon, Straw, Abbot, Wheelan, McBride, Draper…etc etc etc. I believe they are yours .
NuLabour controlling immigration for a fairer Britain. Who in NuLabour makes up these stupid slogans? They are at odds with history particularly with that of the last 13 years. They have zero credibility when it comes to immigration and know want you to believe the opposite it true and massage figures to suit themselves they are a disgrace.
Ever read 1984? The Labour government of today encapsulated.
I am for a fight
where and when fatso
he said York not Hull
pies at dawn blaggard
I’m a chocolate bar, a chunky one!!!
chew on this chalkie
Labour isn’t Woking.
never has never will
Shouldn`t that be Voking Suzanne?
Ve haff vays ov makink you voke. Unt vile ve’re about it, ve vill make you broke ass vell.
yez buts whenz we gets the chance wevill nail you to durch vork’s bogblock and then we definitely have wayssss of makeeeeeen u talk.
Arbeit macht Frei.
Or as the Labour Comrades say today, “Arbeit macht viel Geld fur Herr Brown.”
its sounds uncomfortable any hints how to take it standing or sitting ?
On your knees, gazing with gratitude into Great Gordon’s Munificent Marxist Eye(s).
Tory policies are irrelevent now that we know that Brown will remain as prime minister even if he loses the election.
The Tories may as well disband now. I have arranged for my friend Gordon to stay on as PM whatever happens in the silly old election.
‘Ere, Gus – stop me with yer ‘ed. The mong’s just launched me again.
I could take Gordon staying on for another 18-odd days after the election if he really wants to… but if the LibDems go into coalition with the fucking Labour Party I’m going fucking mental. Are they insane? The venom from the British people directed at the LibDems will be devestating for them.
I’m going to fucking France. The LibDems doth protest too much every time I’ve asked any of them about a coalition.
Vince Cable skulking about for most of the Labour Party conference was enough for me.
I’ve been living here in the south since june last year…don’t hesitate.
Don’t you find there are too many of those.. how do I put it.. bottom wagglers around?
no the servants have their own housing…we’re civilised.
The Conservatives .
All partys
No
Action
http://img59.imageshack.us/i/conservativeposterspart.jpg/
absolutely riveting.. you don’t do this for a job do you ? if so change direction
I have a dream that the people will do for me what I did for them.
For fucks sake voting one bunch of incompetent bastards out and replacing them with another bunch of incompetent bastards.
Time to send out the SOS while the HMS Great Britain sinks like the titanic.
Fuck offf Labour troll. Labour are out and the Tories are in. Get used to it!
I hope your right tory troll or its boom boom time UK
do fuck off you pathetic little torytroll wanker
this isn’t your fucking website so we aren’t all spineless little shits like you kowtowing to the Party line
Piss off to Conservativehome c’unt if you can’t take the heat
Good evening sweetheart.
hello cripple
allo titfer
This is a Tory blog you twat, so mind your manners.
then what does Certified Independent mean shiteater ?
Better blue than red(ish)
simple
Better Blue than reddish.
Yup.
Unfortunately, if you want Blue you’ve got pinko socialist moron Camoron!
Yay!
UkIP are a pathetic dads army party. No offence intended to Dads Army.
Red faced oldish angry men.
Bollocks
Old? Me 43, my wife 40 and my two sons 20 and 18 are all voting UKIP. Cameron will change nothing, nothing at all.
Cupid stunt.
you certainly are
Look, be fair – they’re blisteringly incompetent in their own, unique, distinct ways.
“Whomever is in now, vote them out!”
yeah but I’m running out of invective for the present shower..I need new cannon fodder to blog on
Brown wants a moratorium on discussing immigration during the election campaign.
I bet he bloody well does! After flooding the country with millions of third world immigrants over the past 13 years Labour now want to stop the opposition parties talking about it.
I know at least one party who won’t be going along with his wishes.
after he has jabbered about it all day on pravda
no.all silent on the conservative highway, wait… no its just a tumbleweed
Maybe he’s trying to force a moratorium on immigration because poor edballs is so struggling with this issue in his constituency.
Can’t see any of the other parties agreeing to it though.
Particularly in Nasty Ned’s constituency.
Meanwhile according to Pr*vate Eye thanks to the Central Parteh taking it upon itself to parachute in an outside PPC (Tristram Hunt – Fucking Tristram? Tristram? Is he a mate of Fabian fucking Hamilton?) the B&P might be about to win the ‘safe’ Labour seat of Stoke-on-Trent.
Not content with parachuting in a PPC they’ve also seen fit to parachute in their entire council as they come up for nomination. The local party activists have decided to sit at home and watch Jeremy Kyle instead of campaigning for a blow-in like Tristram-fucking-Hunt.
Not surprisingly.
He’s that fucking lefty historian (via a pukka public school of course) who’s always on BBC2.
crash the hobnobs nell ..kettle on gel
Kettle?! At this time of night?
How about a glass of shiraz with some freshly baked apricot flapjacks? Much more civilised.
thats very kind of you Nell…am just going to have a quick shower..tell New York and Zurich to hold all calls and I’m coming right round.
foie gras and a half case of Latour 69…(1869) just going in the boot…now where are you nell…?……hello……hello……guido are you in the office ?
fois gras and latour??!! good lord! the only person I can think of, who would indulge in such things at the moment is ‘honest tone’
You’re not ‘honest tone’ are you?!!
no Nell honest tone couldn’t tell the difference between a latour a lafitte or a hau brion…realised as I raced out of the door I didn’t have your address and Guido’s office was closed so just buffing the bonnet b4 shuffling the lagonda back in the garage. I’m going to ponder the great questions of the day…..Are you ginger ? Can you see yours ?
So he doesn’t want anybody to talk about immigration. He doesn’t want his party to talk about their (woeful/pitiful/dire) record in government. He does want to soften us up for the nightmare scenario whereby he gets less seats than the Tories, less votes than the Tories but still gets to prick about and claim he has a mandate.
Right. Got it.
Here, I’ve got an idea. Why don’t you go and fuck yourself with a broken bottle of Tabasco. How does that sound?
painful
Well, we were discussing this in the bunker last week. The Great Leader’s first idea was to build a crematorium for those who raise the immigration issue. Unfortunately, it turns out that focus groups weren’t so “hot” on that idea, so we are proposing a moratorium instead.
You see, immigrants overwhelmingly vote Labour, so the more of them we have, the greater the “consensus” will be. The armed services, on the other hand, overwhelmingly don’t vote for us, so we send them off to foreign fields without the necessary equipment and deny them a vote. The best bit is, the more conflicts to which we send our cannon fodder, the more displaced asylum seekers come back the other way.
More joined-up thinking.
Mention his devastation of the economy and you’re “talking Britain ‘down’”.
Scary, isn’t it?
He’s mad, and we might well be stuck with him.
Until one among millions assassinate him, anyway.
there will be a queue
Just make sure it’s the habanero version.
I’ve got a fooking boook and its says Gordon can stay as PM.
I double dare him, anyone who tries that had better be prepared for a backlash like no other. Would the police come to the rescue of the unelected PM or his government, if the crowds mass? I doubt it.
And then there’s the Army.
Talking to a retired colonel a few years ago, and he said that the country was >< close to a military coup under Wilson in the '70s.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Wilson_conspiracy_theories#A_military_coup_in_1974.3F
I spoke to an army chappie once he said they don’t like it up ‘em but he did.
Agent Gannex was about to get UK into the Warsaw Pact; Hapless Brown has indebted the country to such an extent that nobody will want us in their sphere of influence.
Brow lies again on immigration and is well caught out
http://blogs.channel4.com/factcheck/2010/03/26/browns-migration-muddle/
He’s turned out to be something of a serial liar hasn’t he? this ‘man with a moral compass’
I think it’s worse than that. Most people would be rather surprised if anything he said actually turned out to be true.
The detail merchant. The man with the minute grasp of figure that constantly wrong-foots his opponents.
Or bare-faced liar.
Dave would never lie
Brown would never tell the truth.
I am truly honest
Indeed you are ‘honest tone’. That’s why you have so many intricately linked international companies making it impossible for anyone to work out what you’re earning, who’s paying you what or where it’s going.
The mafia would be proud of you. In fact I suspect they may be anxious to talk to you to pick your brains about how to do it.
I want to pick Tony’s brain about how to get a landslide since I’ve copied everything about him and it’s still not working
In Tone’s case it would be the Italian mafia, in Mandy’s, the Russian mafia.
So far the Italians seem to be winning. But the Scottish mafia trumps both, at present.
eye up here nort of de border we split em we spit em we double deal with the best of ‘em and we’re sticking here…so you englsh bastards can go and fuck yourselves and you can’t even vote on our issues in your own parliament…wimps
dozy c’unts
tossers
spaz mongs
I suspect the glasgow mafia are also in there watching tone’s antics with interest!
I don’t think I’d want to be him for a moment!!!
Interesting prospect nell… TB getting wacked by his own side.
The British Prime Minister is a lier. It’s time for David Cameron to restore honour to the position of being her majesty’s chief civil servant.
Gordon “let em all in” Brown warns the Tories to keep their mouths shut about immigration:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262548/Gordon-Brown-warns-Tory-scare-tactics-immigration.html
Brown, comme d’habitude, is not living in the real world… people can see for themselves immigrants camping out in their garden sheds, and note the impossibility of evicting them from same.
The toothpaste is right out of the tube.
burn shed to ground.
rent shed to asylum seeker ?
Spend rest of life in gaol for racial homicide. No thanks.
And anyway, where would one store one’s lawnmower?
Up McMental’s arse – sideways.
rent it to the lawnmowerman susie..you know the one that likes you in that pencil skirt…oh you little rosebud
Mmmmm-wha Tonto. How did you know about my pencil skirt?
and a liar
Unfortunately, the Tories will probably agree to keep their mouths shut.
For several elections now, there’s been a cross party gentleman’s agreement, in conjunction with the race relations commission (as it was then) and I believe the media, not to make immigration a major party election issue.
Sure, a few maverick Tory backbenchers did open their mouths, but it was never made into a major issue. So immigration has been effectively off the election menu for years, by mutual agreement of much of the British establishment.
The chorus at 1:00 should be the theme song for Brown’s re-election campaign:
the dirty rotter
Ooooh my friend Ben Brogan, oooooooooh lets get cosy with the media ooooh touchy feely time everyone.
Student stuff, you turd in a bottle.
but funny when contrasted with all the Tory Fawkes lying wank about the evil lobby dead tree press and cosy media
dozy cripple
Still working on your blog, TaT?
He’s working on something at the end of his knob……..as per fucking usual.
up the doseage
Like a ginger pupe in your cornflakes.
“I have a vision for Britain ‘Big Soup’ with lots of lovely chunks in.
Meat, veg and spicey things this is what will carry us forward into the 21st century in this globalised cockwaffle for every man and wibble wobble ….blah de fucking blah”
Jesus Dave I’m so inspired you can come round and fuck my sister.
Policy statements that would win the election.
Referendum on EU membership.
Referendum on Capital and corporal punishment.
All outreach workers turned into benefit cheat investigators.
All hand up arse workers turned into Illegal immigrant detectors.
Reduce Armed forces presence in Afghanistan to company strength.
Tell America to go fuck themselves on a regular basis.
Please add more folks.
fuck referendum. we will pull out of the EU.end
Politicians being spineless wankers it would take a referendum to get us out like it did to get in.
Other Policies.
Lead the world in debunking the AGW bollocks.
Free tuition fees for all science,engineering and medical students.
Increased fees for all wanky degree students.
Ban politics and religion from all schools.
Cap legal fees to £30 an hour.
Remove all congestion causing road layouts and nimby induced measures.
Stop criminalising drivers for fuck all.
fuck cctv off
fuck pcso’s off
Fuck off all fake charities ASH, CASH, ALCOHOL CONCERN etc, stop doctors having a say in how we live our lives, let us have a room for smoking in in the boozer, get rid of all quangoes.
think hes a bit busy but me and mates are game…how big is she ?…do we need ropes ?
Only one rope…to tie your foot to the bed with save you falling in.
don’t worry catflap we’ll strap planks across our arses
Make sure you turn the bedroom light out otherwise you’ll burn your bumcheeks on the bulb.
aahh that sounds serious ok we’re bringing a winch and a few slings.
Immigrants must honour scottish values,
Like getting smashed on cheap booze, scoffing fatty food and beating your wife.
and taking handouts from the English
And stabbing the ethnics and each other. Don’t forget the stabbing. World leaders in stabbing. Very proud of their record on stabbing. Although I think the Somalis of London might give ‘em a run for their money in the near future.
I doubt all those ‘youth’ busy stabbing people in London are Scottish. More like some of the millions Labour deliberately let in to enforce “multicuralism” and to “rub the right’s nose in diversity”.
“And think about that young Muslim woman, living in Britain, wondering what her role is in modern Britain, who is able to switch on the television and watch, in primetime TV, on Question Time, as Sayeeda Warsi destroyed that ghastly piece of filth, Nick Griffin, and think yes, yes, I belong here, it’s my country too.”
Keep your hands off that fucking remote woman.
Go long on machetes. Third World weapon of choice.
Christ thank fuck there is no Gun crime in London eh jgm2. You Really can be a delusional fucker at times.
Freedom
Freedom for feckless wifebeaters
Freedom for Libyan mass murderers
Freedom to occupy the whole of Downing Street
give me a chainsaw three buckets and a mallet…I’ll sort the fucking problems out quickly…wheres that fat chin grinner first
Loved it when Old Fatbore made a complete C’unt of himself the other day turning up to court when the MP’s weren’t even there.
Waddled all they way there in fancy dress for fuck all without bothering to check the internet which would have told him the MPs were a no show.
You’ve got to Laugh. And I did.
SQUIIIRRRKK!!! BALDIE!
let them live in Scotland then
That’s not a punishment I would wish on many people but in Osama Bin Laden and Brown’s case I’m prepared to make an exception.
what did I do to you.
Is that Dave? I didn’t recognise him with a tie on.
Give me back my country or I will take it. Vote for you.
Give me back my Pies or I will take them. Vote for me.
This “big society” at least sounds like a way to offset more State crime against us: http://eotp.wordpress.com/category/state-crime/
Brown lies to the public again.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/edwest/100032316/gordon-brown-has-misled-the-public-on-immigration-figures-again/
Business as usual, then.
We’ve all been conned. The big three need to be broken up.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262529/David-Cameron-plans-neighbourhood-army-help-mend-broken-Britain.html
Watch all the tory and labour trolls attack me trying to defend their sick socialist ways.
What, Man U, Arsenal and Chelsea?
Man U are going to be broken up by the liquidators when Glazers massive debt gets called in.
Manchester Divided?
Wonders never cease!
Gordon Brown is getting slaughtered by Ch 4 news for lying about immigration.
That dwarf bitch Sarah Teather is on makin racist comments about me brothers an sisters innit
Phil Woolas dying live on air on Channel 4 News and making a complete prick of himself. It’s embarrassing to watch. He seems to be drunk.
Embarrassing to watch? Even more embarrassing than when Purdey handed him his arse on a plate along with his script?
Thickie Woolarse was pissed on Radio 5 earlier, he must have had a few more drinks by now and be completely hammered.
Woolarse is a stupid twat.
See I can’t even remember my name. Look I’m not pissed I’m just fuckin’ useless. I did tell Gordon but he kept hitting me over the head with a large metal spanner.
Woolas is on pissed as a fart!
Damien Green “we should pause for breath on immigration but not shut the borders”.
If the Tories won’t get tough on immigration then it means more votes for the B-N-P.
Phils Woolas must have been drinking. What an oaf!
Why not shut the borders? Their our fucking borders. We can open them up if we wish. Why are we honour bound to let in the relatives of someone we let in last year? Probably for the same reason we are honour bound to let a Congo rapist marry his German girlfriend and thus escape deportation.
I sometime wonder why I tried hard at school; being a bloody idiot is desired quality today.
listen smurferraz me and me bitch are enjoying this er blog so but out wid yuorz jibbbbing
Good. Lying about immigration. Lying about funding the armed forces. Lying about ‘best placed’, lying about ‘last in first out’, lying, lying lying.
Lying night and day. Lying at the going down of the sun and the rising of the sun.
Lying, lying, lying.
You’d think somebody would have told him to shut his lying gob by now wouldn’t you?
have you been given 50 lines on lying
Let”s face it, Great Shitney is flucked, completamondo, fantastico, absoluto flucked.
Leave it to the mussies and band peeers, the cowards and the lazy bastards. If you all you stop paying in taxes cos you pissed of in disgust then you could laugh with the rest of us as we watch the inhabitants of Great Shitney eat each other on the street.
We just love eurotelly and watching the fat arsed slappers rolling about on the road!
Good dog, here boy, come for your kick.
Let’s all sing along” You can’t hide your lying eyes,…
Spencer Percevaled with all our best wishes
Corrupt charities represent about one-millionth of the problem represented by moribund regulation and the proliferation of non-jobs.
It’s all about going after private schools and bullying charities that dare to question the self-proclaimed happy haven of Number 10.
Everybody knows that the middle classes are evil, that’s why we are fighting this election on class war lines. We are on a righteous crusade to destroy Middle England, and make this country safe for ordinary working-class folk like Lord Paul.
They’re nowhere near as nasty as we are in the Forces of Hell.
TURNIPS FOR ALL!
They’ve even given Kings College School (who do the Carols from Kings at Christmas) shit.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/education/article6954383.ece
Anyone who lives in the area knows that state schools in the city are as jealous as it gets on the school’s excellence and reputation because it reflects badly on them. What will replace the service on Christmas Eve? A multi-culti pageant wiv fireworks?
Bings Bollage Baimbridge ?
Christs Bogs and Villas Dudley
Li’l Town ov Bethlem, ft. Dizzy Asfuck
Who dreams up this crap. I don’t want a big society. I don’t want big government. I don’t want two Labour parties. They can all piss off.
I think it means “Big Society, Small Government” rather than the “Small Society, Big Government” that’s been developing of late. If my interpretation is correct (and there’s no guarantee of that) it might be a welcome change.
It won’t all be perfect, of course. Nothing ever is.
it’s meaningless public relations wank
So is most of what all the main parties are saying at the moment. The Tories are not going to say something that Labour will promptly expropriate and regurgitate.
Crap.
Inheritance tax? Community-run schools?
I guarantee that NuLab wouldn’t nick policies of; a) an in/out referendum on the EU, or b) repatriation of all failed asylum seekers and anybody else who shouldn’t be here and c) cut-off of welfare/benefits.
sounds as though you better pitch your tent somewhere else then Big Tit
Fantasy Budget, Fantasy statistics on crime and immigration, fantasy solutions to real problems. How else can New Labour win the next election? NL is made up of compulsive liars. The X factor generation fall for it!
Labour have no record or achievements to boast of after 13 years in government so they must lie.
We have flooded the country with millions of African and Asian immigrants despite the wishes of the British people. That is a great achievement and one of which we are immensely proud.
And stolen our pensions, except if you work for the state.
what u mean flooded …listen sister that muppet Noah didn’t come here..we had no flodd of fuzzywuzzies here ….he wuz in that other area of the world …u knos the one with the milk and honey and nuts and oatsy serial bitties bits…anyways listen up and gets your facts right
Hey hang on a minute!!
You have that one wrong at least for my neck of the woods.
Have you not heard of the Eastern EU immigration scandal??
In East Anglia, over the last three years we have seen growing tented villages of peoples from the Eastern EU region. They can’t find work, so they can’t find homes, so they can’t get benefits ( because they have no settled address). Of course, if they were gypsies they would be given benefits wherever they were.!!!! (But that’s a labour anomaly so let’s forget it!)
There is now amazingly a ‘secret’ project undergoing to ‘persuade’ them to go home to Poland or wherever. Gordon’s government is chartering planes, and buses – and for those that agree they are being taken out overnight and shipped home.
Unfortunately more are coming in than are going out and the tented ‘villages’ are growing!!!
There is even a scandal growing in Peterborough about many of these poor wretches now living in garden sheds in the roughest part of the town.!!
The question needs to be asked why is gutlessgordon encouraging these poor people to leave their homes in eastern EU and come here? What does he hope to gain from it??!!
So what’s Cameron going to do about Turkey?Nothing.
nawh I didn’t know dat.. thanks nellie I gets a bit carried away…bye
Do you think that Lady Gaga and Dancing On Ice are more important than the recession and the war in Afghanistan?
You too can be a Labour MP then.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1202263_trivia_quiz_to_vet_wouldbe_labour_mps
“Gordon Brown is preparing to call the general election this coming Tuesday, 6 April, making way for a month-long campaign culimating in polling day on May 6, Newstatesman.com has learned from several sources.”
http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/public-accounts/2010/03/secretary-campaign-party
Bollocks. He might call it on April 6th but he’ll go to the polls on June 3rd. He might even catch a few Tory-voting, middle-class people away on half term holiday as an added bonus.
Who cares about the election. We already know that it’s been rigged to keep Brown in power even if he loses.
Only in gutlessgordon’s dreams!
Latest poll has the Tories a mere 12 points ahead. But far more importantly the economic berserkers are only 4 points ahead of the Liberals. Giving Vince a clear run with the ‘understanding’ that Vince will be chancellor while Brown continues to gurn, glad-hand and talk bollocks on the world stage is rather back-firing.
The more thoughtful bed-wetters are beginning to think that they could happily do without the Maximum Imbecile entirely. If Polly and the Independent were to pull the pin then that might be all it would take to push the polls over in the Liberals favour. And once that happens then Labour support in the midlands and the ‘swing’ constituencies would evaporate completely.
If you think Cameron had a sweat on when the Maximum Imbecile closed to within 6 points imagine what the Maximum Imbecile is feeling with the LibDems closing on the rails.
I hope Reynolds gets fooked off, he looks like he’s cultivating a sneer
no nor are they as entertaining
Ronald Regan was on to it when he said that big Government was not the solution but the PROBLEM – What this country needs is a bloody big dose of Reganomics.
No need to try and reinvent the wheel – just adopt Reganomics
The four pillars of Reagan’s economic policy were to:
Reduce government spending,
Reduce income and capital gains marginal tax rates,
Reduce government regulation of the economy,
Control the money supply to reduce inflation.
Simple ‘eh?
Maggie taught him every thing
try syrup of figs
SQUIRRK!!! AREYOUONONE! AREYOUONONE! (ruffle) (sweat) (jack)
Michael Scholar is a modern hero.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5880993/a-new-brownie-buster.thtml
Lies to chilcot. Lies about immigration. Lies over policing. Broken promises over a referendum for the Lisbon Treaty. Taken to war in Iraq on lies of WMD. Underfunded troops. Ruined economy. Troughing mp’s. ministers and peers most of whom are labour. Lies over climate change. Everything that moves , taxed and even proposals to tax after death!! Pensions raided. The country’s gold sold at a £6billion loss! And not one but two discredited labour pm’s, one of whom has now turned a very strange shade of orange and the other, who despite being obese, claims he jogs every morning!!
Why would anybody vote for this absolutely worst ever labour government, in fact worst government ever??!!
and who would want to be Bliars clone?
call me Dave! lolol
Have you seen bliar lately? His nearest clone is an autumn orange pumpkin.
And as ‘honest tone’ has just reminded us we the voters have to consider replacing this labour government of Two pm’s, not one PM. gordon and tone were as much an act as Morecambe and Wise ( please forgive me that analogy as M&W were gold plated decency and honesty) and tone and gordon were the absolute opposite.
However, I couldn’t imagine cameron faking wmd’s to take us into an unnecessary war or failing to kit our troops out properly for war and then standing back and watching them get killed because they’ve not the equipment they need.
I couldn’t imagine cameron chasing omaha into a NewYork kitchen for a photo op omaha didn’t want or phoning joannalumley eight times to try and intimidate her into not holding a press conference over the Gurkhas and when she wouldn’t trying to smear her with Lies!
I couldn’t imagine cameron dragging secretaries out of their chairs, screaming abuse at Downing St telephone operators, throwing nokias, destroying printers in his rage, vandalising antique furniture in Downing St or trashing leather upholstery in publicly funded state cars during a temper.
At a dinner with newspaper executives on the eve of his address, he took the comparison a step further. “I am the heir to Blair,” he said. If his hosts were in any doubt about what they had heard, Mr Cameron repeated the mantra. He also said that a Cameron Tory Government would not reverse all of the Blairite reforms in the public services.
> I couldn’t imagine cameron faking wmd’s to take us into an unnecessary war or failing to kit our troops out properly for war and then standing back and watching them get killed because they’ve not the equipment they need.
That’s because you’re very, very stupid love.
Dave voted for Iraq because he’s almost as stupid as you.
Blair was lying ????? No shit sherlock. DUUHHH!! The public knew it and even a few Labour MPs and Tory MPs did but Dave was a complete fuckwit. Like you.
Dave is taking us into another 5 years of unnecessary war so you’re full of shit there love. You will be reminded of this every day after may 6th.
is the the warmonger splashing about in the blood of dead troops to exploit them again ? pure scum
The Warmonger of course is Bliar.
Bliar the Warmonger . Yes is it is absolutely his right Title .
WMD and the questionable death of Dr David Kelly will haunt him (and Alastair) all the days of his life. Was Dr Kelly murdered?? If so. By whom??!!
And gordon will go down in history as the man who sent our troops into War deliberately underfunded and without proper equipment and kit!!! And how many of our troops have died because of his decisions??!!
you really do take the cake for exploitative stupidity nell
Cameron wants 5 more years of pointless slaughter in Afghanistan
Cameron is a Warmonger and so are you
Bliar will burn in hell for his warcrimes, Bruin the same and Cameron will be running along after them for his Warmongering
and here you are splashing about and drinking the blood of dead troops to try and exploit them and score cheap Party political points yet all too happy to send them into the slaughterhouse for another 5 years of carnage in a quagmire
getting warm is it nell? it’ll get much warmer after the election
Warmonger. You should google Rory Stewart. He’ll be getting a lot of press re: Afghanistan once the Conservatives are in power.
A brilliant synopsis.
thats my nell
problem is Cameron’s a cu’nt too
oh dear! you forgot about that didn’t you ?
Is he? Well not yet.
We’ll reserve judgement on that one until after he has occupied 10 Downing St for a while.
I suspect we will find, in time, that he is a less dishonest PM than gutlessgordon or troughingtone
yes he is
you keep right on pretending he isn’t but some of us have been paying attention for the past few years
Apparently not!
Unless you are trying to tell us that aintbustinagut has does EVerything POssible for our troops in Afghanistan!!
IS THAT WHAT you are saying?
please speak out. we Really want to hear what you, as a labour troll are telling us, labour is doing for our troops in Afghanistan!!!
no I’m saying Brown is shit and so is Cameron
too complicated for a turnip brain like yourself ?
when did Dave announce he was pulling the troops out turnipface ?
Brown’s a cun’t for underfunding a war but a bigger cun’t for keeping them there in the first place. like Dave intends to.
NO amount of Ridgebacks or armour will make troops invincible so the deaths are still on him and you if he gets in
I know what YOU are doing for our troops in Afghanistan
dancing on their graves exploiting them while waving a Conservative flag
if you had any shame you would stop before it catches up to you and rest assured IT WILL
arsenal
Immigration immigration immigration. Gordon lies again. He just can’t face the truth, more lies on numbers. What an idiot.
Gordon just cannot cope with the real world, he’s in a constant state of denial. Has he ever had a real job, has he ever met a real person. We have a madman as a PM, so mad that like Hitler he imagines that if the lie is big enough he can get away with it.
Ther last lie – his immigration numbers pod cast – has finally sealed his fate. How could he possibly think he could get away with that. He’s blown away now, he stupid enough to have just gone a step too far. Thank God and good riddance.
Stable door horse and bolted spring to mind
the fucking door has been open for 13 years and to try and steal a couple of votes off the nervous b*p voters is a sign of desperation
apparently when sarah bent him over the settee last sunday night and was just about to gag him before rogering him senseless he turned to her and said…’sarah put my lights out’… ‘no darling thats the electorate’s job…this is personal’
So Gordon’s outrageous lies are so common they don’t attract the attention of anyone other than a couple of racist wankers.
This is a pivital issue on which the election can be won, so please guido, a bit more focus please.
Never, ever, underestimate the stupidity of the core Labour voter. We know that Brown is a walking disaster, but a worryingly large number of people simply don’t care.
Brown has bought so many votes now – benefit claimants, public sector workers and so on. Factor in the probable low turnout as a result of the general contempt the public now has for the political classes as a result of the recent scandals, and he can’t be pronounced dead just yet.
What is needed is a stake through the heart; a devastating expose about Brown that will disgust even the dyed-in-the-wool Labour faithful.
I have a feeling that this is on its way.
Like his constant lying isn’t enough! there’s some real gullible freaks out there and the slack jawed fuck is making the most of it.
How de do de bwana !
dis am tango tony speakin
yer man brooon he de man see
coz him my bro an he is a winner
an stop dishin my bitch cherie see
cos me an er we is tight see
and we is minted wiv bling bling init !
LOLZ !
did dick sniffins arse still taste of martin websters cock when you were rimming him mong?
Now that’s just unnecessarily unpleasant and to be honest, it doesn’t really add anything to the debate.
TaT why dont you go out and find yourself a nice boy of your own
instead of keep fantasising over Nick and Martin
We all know how much you love them
and we know you have all the videos of them
because you keep sharing them with us here
but TaT we have all seen them now so you need to move on
and get a nice boy of your own !
Who wants to be my gay lover.
Whatever that was it wasnt love.
how big and how much
are we on a yacht again ducky
whos this ducky biblemuncher ?
No. I’m just hoping to find some seamen.
Angus Reid for Politicalbetting Mar 31
CONSERVATIVES 39%
LABOUR 27%
LIB DEMS 23%
12% gap!!!!!
No no no. The BIG news is the 4% gap. Just one more pratfall from the Maximum Imbecile. One good showing from Clegg at the ‘Party Leaders Debates’. Just one moment of clarity when he realises he will never form a government this time around but he might become second party this time around.
Just one grown-up to have a word with Clegg and tell him to attack Brown instead of Cameron and that’s it for Labour. Finished. History. 100 years in the wilderness as a righteous reward for the economic destruction of the UK.
I suspect that Mr Kellner, in order to keep gordon’s spirits bouyed will now come in with a YouGov poll showing the gap narrowing back to 2% tonight!
After all dear peter is expecting to be awarded a peerage in order to join his troughing wife, the laughing stock of europe, the baroness ashton, in the HoL.
Gordon Brown’s four-letter rant at Baroness Ashton for ‘letting UK down’
Gordon Brown hurled a torrent of abuse at EU Foreign Minister Baroness Ashton in a row over the way she is doing her job, it was disclosed last night.
The Prime Minister swore repeatedly at the Baroness over the telephone, leaving her shaken, according to well-placed sources.
Details of Mr Brown’s latest bullying outburst prompted claims that Baroness Ashton, 53, is losing the confidence of her own Government, as well as Brussels. According to one source, he accused her of ‘letting Britain down’.
Criticism of her conduct erupted into the open after she failed to visit Haiti in the immediate aftermath of the earthquake there
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1257793/Gordon-Brown-s-letter-rant-Baroness-Ashton-letting-UK-down.html
I don’t blame her for not going to Haiti. It was a shithole before the earthquake. In fact the earthquake probably tidied the fucking place up a bit.
What was she going to do there? Pose at the airport? Get in the way of the US troops doing rescue work? Is she a nurse? A doctor? A fireman? An engineer? No. She’s good for fuck all. She’d just be in the way taking up a valuable landing slot.
By sheer fluke she did the right thing although it was probably outright laziness on her part rather than a conscious decision.
she could provide valuable protein to the natives !
She’d already been booked some commie EU dinner.
The earthquake caused 5 million pounds worth of improvements.
Terre de nos aïeux
togo if you want to
It’s Cananda wot won it. Sweat it tat.
Bossed the yanks at hockey too.
Go Canada go.
Vote Labour
…what Dave would do about corrupt charities…?
The question answers itself: crack the whip on Dame Suzi Leather and her supine lackeys for starters. But they’re not very bright, these Grauniadistas.
Crack a whip on Dame Suzi Leather. Ooh! Can I join in?
suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
The leap is optional, the landing is compulsory
if your names Gordon Brown the anticipation priceless
I see the scotch and welsh minnows are prostituting themselves to the highest bidder already
These fuckers will sell their souls to the devil to secure money from the highest bidder
not like the lib demics oh no they wont be doing that will they ?
It is well documented G F.A.W.K.E.S.has CIA handlers.
I should burn those documents. You wouldn’t want to be caught in possession of documents like that. David Kelly. Say no more.
mmmf mmf mm fm fmmm ff
They pay more than MI5
MFI used to pay shit money.
Peter Mangledbum has a Brazilian handler !
Talking of handlers – the UNITE- Edballs, whelan , woodley trail seems to lead to Cuba . Interesting!
I wonder how much they pay – is it in sterling or dollars or people or property at home or abroad??!!
Whores. With university degrees.
Whores!! Oh certainly!!!
But I doubt woodley had a degree to go with it! Did he??
No nell. The hookers in Cuba all have university degrees. Castro bragged about it.
Don’t shout about it – they’ll be copying it here next. NVQ in Massage Therapy leading to degree-level Escorting. Or perhaps as a Vocational Qualification.
PS – It would keep some young people off the streets. Or perhaps on them.
Eng !! What are we coming to?
Let’s hope we get a change of government soon!!!
There’ll be an MBA (Meretrix of Bedroom Arts) and a DFell (Doctor of Fellatio) too – the ‘viva’ for the DFell will be the ultimate oral exam.
Cocaine. That’s how they pay. Another Glasgie council ‘fact-finding’ drug run trip coming up.
I’M OUT OF THE FACKING WORLD CUP
DE DONT DO DAT DOWN DER DO DE ?
De DO DOH DONT DE DOH
DON’T DE DOH DE DO!
I didn’t know there was a world cup for facking.
It’s not Cricket is it!
I hate it when Tories are happy, my wife and I are true Labour!
I hear Farage has a real chance at the Buckingham Constituency. I wish him All the Very Best . As a Conservative voter I am REALLY hoping that he wins!!
nell you are a part of whats wrong this country, sorry to say it but you are.
voting labour or consverative is more of the same, they have ruined this country over the past forty years.
Well you don’t like labour, you don’t like conservative, you don’t like UKIP.
It’s easy to see what you are but I fail to understand why you don’t have the courage of your convictions to state your point of view.
If you believe in in it then SAY it!!
Will we attack it? Probably! But at least it will be a debate out in the open. Isn’t that a good thing??!
nell believes in jellyfish Dave the Blair clone
she’s just that stupid
As I said you don’t have the courage of your own convictions to state a point of view.
I suspect you are one of twatson’s or whelan’s trolls.
It’s labour fighting the election not on policies but on spin and smear.
That’s OK you do it!!
As for jellyfish – don’t like them – you can’t cook them!
And as for the late, lamented Tat . I miss his Independence. These latterly Tat spiv’s are disappointing to say the least!!
s a u s a g e s
the filthy hypocrite scum nell who smears politicians with their disabled children is still talking shit
Some might beg to differ.
Socialist governments (with the genuine intention of doing good) have a history of wrecking the country’s economy. Conservative governments (with some exceptions) have a history of administering the medicine required to heal the economy, only for the next incoming socialist government to rack up debt again. The Thatcher government cut public spending, brought the worst Union leaders to heel, and allowed the economy to flourish. Major built on that, and bequeathed the incoming Blair government with the best economic situation the country has been in since WW2.
The present government has excelled itself at racking up debt, but to it’s additional discredit, has given the impression of acting in the self-interest of it’s own MPs, and not for the nation as a whole. It has been venal, corrupt and mendacious – the worst government in living memory, under both Blair and Brown.
Whatever the intentions of any government, it seems only the Conservative ones who understand that you can’t spend it until you’ve earned it, and if you borrow, you have to pay back with interest.
and yet you keep letting it happen
you are being conned
Don’t let it happen. Vote Anything But Labour.
someone stole my name!!!!!!! thief!!!!!!!!!!!
Agree with all of that Engineer. Nuff said.
nell, tell tat to fuck off, or you’ll lose all credibility luv.
fuck off thick as thieves
happy now?
Robbed three times. First a gang robbed a warehouse of 1.5 million but it cost us 25 million to get them done. The we lost jury trials for free.
It’s like when they spend 25 million on surveillance, police time and court time to take one million in drugs off the street. It would be cheaper to just buy the fucking things.
what a ferking mess its all coming to innit ? wheres it goin to end me old cock sparrow..arhs tell yerz…up the furking khasi stick thats where.
The whole point of the exercise was to slyly introduce trials by no Jury – get the stupid plebs used to the idea. Why, who could possibly object to a bunch of hardened criminals getting justice?
Well, we all know only too well what a bunch of authoritarian bastards this government are.
Yep. The same way they justified abolishing 800 years of ‘double jeopardy’. A concept still honoured (to my knowledge) in every single Commonwealth and ex-commonwealth country. Including the USA.
And they’re still rather keen on detention without any form of trial whatsoever.
And extradition to an EU country, without any evidence against the charged person, presented to court. Although to be fair, it was a Lib Dim idea, you know the party that is neither Liberal or Democratic.
But they could have sold a goldfish, that’s real crime that is.
Pikeys excluded
Hi!
As well as telling you I’m very VERY rich – all bcos of No_Lie_Bore – I also want to endorse Goorgon as my natural heir.
You can trust GORGON – JUST LIKE HOW YOU TRUSTED ME. YOU PROBABLY VOTED FOR ME TOO!
I entrusted the finances to him. He has a way wiv figures.
So if I could trust him – so can you.
SO just VOTE FOR GORGON!!!!
undecided then
though on clones, tough on the causes of clones
If the Libdems and their leaders are men of honour who have a deep feeling for their country they would stand with the Conservatives to get the destruction that is Labour out
When have the glibs ever sided with the conservatives
Really the glibs are Labour through and through — they just don’t like to be associated with those rough union oafs or men in muddy boots and builders’ arses or women called Sharon on 60 fags a day — oh we’re far too educated and delicate for that, yes we’re middle-class, but we’re the enlightened middle-class.
Sod it — I’m bored — just call them bedwetters.
A succinct assessment of the tree hugging, people hating collective.
Arsenal O bar 1
Ahhschnell
Disillusioned. This is only blog I can find thats vaguely ok, but…
It’s not really funny is it.
The country’s situation I mean. Not the blog. The blog is funny, a laugh, but ..
Hello beautiful lady what brings you to these shores, all alone without a man? My my has the world gone mad, you are like an angel from heaven, let me tell you a local joke no?
Two men are sitting in a pub. one says “You know whats the worst thing abot being a paedophile?” the other replies “no” so the first one says “You just don’t fit in.”
Olympic Park to get tower ‘to rival Eiffel’
First London stole the 2012 Olympics from under Paris’s delicately upturned nose.
Now, it seems, the capital is stealing the concept of her Eiffel Tower as well.
For the Olympic Park is to get a mini-Eiffel at the behest of Boris Johnson, the mayor of London.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/olympics/news/7541104/Olympic-Park-to-get-tower-to-rival-Eiffel.html
a tower that looks like a middle eastern pipe designed by an indian paid for by an indian – good thing we are such a tolerant multicultural society
or alternatively it looks like the new roller coaster at thorpe park or alton towers….
…….after it’s collapsed.
and thats why you get me up it
why not a giant lillet with a big white rope for people to climb up
Or a blue rope.
It is de rigueur these days to celebrate an event or new building with a crap sculpture worthy of a four year old. There are three golden rules, secrets known until now only to a select few. They must be welded, hideous and draw from an admiring public the time honoured phrase. ‘What the fucks that supposed to be?’
Do you get that Dome feeling all over again.?
The only saving grace is that most of the money is coming from Mittal, but I expect he will want something in return – - a few thousand jobs for instance.
Who would have thought it Dave Cam is the new LBJ.
Well LBJ did extend the Depression by years, let’s see if Dave can avoid duplicating the insanity.
LBJ . He it was that said that a n*gg*r only needed three things to make him happy: a tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit. Come to think of it these make me happy too.
Wrong, Sir Reginald. It was in fact his Secretary of Agriculture, the unfortunately but perhaps appropriately named Earl Butz!
Of course the response to “What about the welfare state?” should have been “What about it?”
How fucking dare the labour scum start trying to win votes on immigration
They have flooded our country with all sorts from all over
we seem to have most of the third worlds criminals
same from the eastern block
and at the last count the met said 26 mafia’s were fighting for control of the streets of Londonistan
this was a deliberate act to dilute the fabric of the english
they will one day reap what they have sown
No they wont. They will retire to the House of Lords with big fat pensions.
We have already seen how Cameron micromanages every aspect of his candidates, from choosing them in the first place to monitoring every word they say for political correctness.
What assurances can he give us that all these local organisations will not be tied up with red tape and the need to conform to countless central requirements for diversity, inclusiveness, and all the crap that we now have to live with on a daily basis?
There is very little sign that the Conservatives have the mind set to let local people get on with organising their lives the way they want, and there is a huge body of evidence to suggest that the opposite is true.
If it is going to work there need to be clear predefined boundaries as to what is the Government’s business and what isn’t.
Different people in different areas need to be allowed to say and do things differently. What is acceptable in Notting Hill might be totally unacceptable in Toxteth, and vice versa.
I am Labours secret weapon of mass destruction toodle pip.
Shhhhh !! WMD don’t exist. Never did. But do try and keep it quiet, please.
I’m ‘earning’ money in the Middle East and don’t want them to rumble me as a Liebour Liar.
I voted for the Iraq war because i’m a retard who believed Bliar the Liar when the British public didn’t
DOH!
Give me a job plz
Thank you for getting me elected Labour
you can go to the opening of an envelope as far we’re concerned Nick..you’re a dick…you may end up an elected dick but dick you’ll remain
Food for thought.
In a hung Parliament N G might turn out to be an important Dick.
A Dick who was essential to passing a controversial bill.
Will he still be a “ghastly person” then, or will he be politically rehabilitated like the IRA.?
As an elected MP, (if elected), democracy would require that he was treated no differently to any other MP.
Well I’m not sure about that Moley.
A pariah in a hung parliament of ‘lesser’ pariah’s ?
And the Chief Pariah is ………gutlessgordon
I don’t think, in those circumstances, that Westminster is going to be much respected anywhere in Britain or the wider world is it?!!
jellyfishdave says Oink
I’m clearly the better troll Jimmy why do you get paid and I don’t?
s a u s a g e s
u a f u a f
Our priority is to ensure the removal of Gordon Brown and his incompetent Government at the next election.
Our next priority is to ensure they are kept out of power for many years to come.
To achieve this we have to ensure that posters on here such as Jgm2 and Nell are not given positions of leadership in the new administration. The reason for this is that despite many pstings which are sensible, they quite clearly have no fucking idea of how to idetify the central problem.
Any idiot can see that there were more Labour voters in Engurland than anywhere else yet these eejit bang on about Scotch this and scotch that, like its Scotland and the scots who are the problem like a couple of narrowminded halfwits.
The danger with these muppets is that following their thinking could lead the country into being deceived by the same clowns again. Oh I see you not scotch then ok I’ll vote for you, its all the problem of the Scotch och the new and such fucking nonsense.
Wise up to the cause of the problem its international Marxist Socialism . let me spell it out I-N-T-E-R-N-A-T-I-O-N-A-L.
OCH THE FUCKING NEW INDEED !
I agree with myself
s a u s a g e s
Do you know that you have spellcheck on your computer or are you just plain stupid?
If it’s really tat, I’d go with the latter option if I were you.
Och the new.
jolly good
what what
You really do have to find the last person he talked to before going on.Chances are it was ones friends rather than ones Shadow Cabinet.
You got my vote more of the same please
just make one more pledge
to force the CPS to prosecute ALL politicians who stole taxpayers money
regardless of the amount
Much cheaper to just turn off the money tap feeds the troughers
why waste even more of our money on prosecutions
We just spent £25 million prosecuting armed robbers who stole a mere £1.75million, because the defendants were interfering with the juries
Add in a judicial review at every step of the way (thanks to NuLab)
Tony, Cherie and their lawyer mates are laughing all the way to the bank
tumbleweed.
I will lie about anything
efence spending, policing and now immigration.
http://tinyurl.com/yzuvuh8
Who put the ‘Lie’ in Liebour ?? Me, Mandeviliesonand Tony Bliar !!!!!
“Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!”
Form an orderly queue behind me.
Business leaders back Osbourne on National Insurance.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/letters/7541734/Business-supports-George-Osbornes-national-insurance-cut.html
As you read this 200 Professors of Something Useless are penning a letter to the Grauniad saying its a pants idea.
Dave seems to be turning into a Lesbian lookalike
I like lesbians. They make great films.
let’s face it, no straight woman will have fuck all to do with a crippledick B*P mong like yourself.. eh jgm2
WE WANT GABS
NOT BIRRELL
AT LEAST SHE WILL BE NICE TO LOOK AT WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE A DOUBLING OF TAXATION TO PAY FOR BROWN’S MEGA HOLE……….
Guardianista pal Jenny Russell demanding to know what Dave would do about corrupt charities.
“We’ll launch an immediate investigation into the Scott Trust. That do for starters, luv?”
It’s about time…
All that Guardianista tax avoiding was annoying me….
turnips david cameron turnips
Boulton says “Well edballs that is a very ‘impressive’ election statement as to why you should win the vote in your constituency”
socialists, I wuv Dave, socialists, I wuv Dave, socialists, I wuv Dave, socialists, I wuv Dave, socialists, I wuv Dave, socialists, I wuv Dave, socialists, I wuv Dave,
Well that’s cleared that up, the BBC have let Peston out of his cage to enlighten us about SKY sports contracts on the news, all I got was:
EounGHh!, Wearohhh, pREEP!, You Know, arrgh Skee, BOO, nit,… Thanks Robert for that report says relieved News anchor man.
Was he pissed as well you mean ?
Seems this Zanu scum are hitting the bottle as their poll ratings collapse…like Tampax Woolarse…
Now that we’ve rebuilt the bond of trust with the electorate in our new fully transparent expenses and lobbying system, we would urge the people to recognise that this is not the time to put our future in jeopardy by voting for untried and untested fringe extremists.
Only stability in our parliament can lead Britain out of the pit of despair we currently inhabit.
And troughinguddin/ gutlessgordon / bullyballs / worthlesswhelan / aintbustinagut / harpyharriett / shriekingshreti / postmanpat / the strawman / militwit /millymandy…………………
Labour’s cabinet for the future says ‘ Vote for Us’!!!
You tell ‘em nell!
I love the LimpDim policy on Liebour’s Open Door immigration problem:
send them to Scotland !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pace Chris Huhn ( Hoon ? ) on Newsnight
They’ll feckin’ cost us more as well due to the Barnett Formula!!
and they’d never move sarf to London, would they!!!!!
Its got Alo Vera though.
They are crying out for multiculturalism in Fife.
They’re crying out for anybody who isn’t their sister in Fife.
Ghastly Piece of Filth
If immigration is so good for Britain it is quite wrong of Gordon Brown to deprive his constituency of it.
I am sure that many of the towns in England would be happy to make a sacrifice and share some of their multicultural blessings with the people of Fife.
Goof idea Moley
Ship all these immigrants to Scotland
And then give the Paradise Independence please…
I think i’d like to relocate to Witney.
It’s also been blessed by Liebores wonderful multicultural experiment and is now overun with filthy stinking pikeys and immigrants.
It was when he tried to talk his way out of the mess that was so funny. He was all tied up in knots his lips were moving but not in tune with his brain. LibDems to move immigrants to the Highlands where they can look after the sheep, with a permit of course.
Why do scottish labour supporters wear wellington boots?.So they can put the sheeps back legs in them.Och the new
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7083609.ece
The Scottish are soon to become more hated than the French and English as this peado story is making the rounds around the arabic world and setting tongues wagging.
link ?
an it was Elvis and the Alien Lizardpeople wot elped em do it weren’t it
i sawz it on deh intenets so it must be twoo
nutter
444.Sounds like you’re getting a wee bit worried about our wee Scottish problem.Do you know more than you’re letting on but “trying ” to play it down.DNA samples are kept for many a year.Och the new
Google. Tin Foil Hat
Dont you mean.THE TRUTH SEEKER GORDON BROWN FEB 2010..Och the new
Harris poll – Metro Mar 31
CONSERVATIVES 37%
LABOUR 27%
LIB DEMS 19%
LAB to CON swing from 2005 6.5%
Others 17%.
That is increasing.
You’re all in for a surprise!
Brooon the fucking retard has said he plans to cut immigration by
wait for it
retraining british workers
fucking brilliant !
so we retrain our engineers, building workers, car plant workers etc
to pick fruit and veg work in minimum wage jobs
in hotels clean peoples houses
Brooon you turd most of them come here and take the lowest paid jobs
so unless your going to force the employers to double the wages what is the point of retraining them
If Dave wants voluntary activities, he could start by winding up ISA and sacking the ‘ealth ‘n safe-tee nuts that stop them from happening.
Dave is all talk, he like his whoring hero Bliar, has nothing to offer. Nothing that is except more “third way” social fascism. Good eh?
Why does my system sometimes reboot when trying to access this site, but no other?
Is there some sort of malware on the site?
Malware ? Ah that will be gutlessgordon!!
Of course if you are a member of the British Army in Afghanistan you will have known that gutlessgordon was the Enemy for years now!!
Gordon is the First British PM to be considered as the Enemy of the British Army whilst they are at War.
And Gordon is the First Chancellor to starve troops of funds as they were instructed to go to war.
and nell dances on the graves of dead troops while cackling madly and screaming “vote conservative” because she cares about them THAT much
until May then she won’t give a fuck
Well you are sad silly.
The only people who are of importance are the troops!!!
You, of course, as a political animal, I suspect a labour mp, are more interested in yourself and in smearing the rest of us until you get elected.
YOU don’t give give a toss about our troops and the fact that gutlessgordon and ainbustinagut have utterlly failed them , underfunded them, failed to properly equip them with helicopters, body armour, rifles that will fire in the Afghanistan environment, protection against IED’s , Ridgebacks, adequate medical support.
Let’s face it – Labour has never supported our Armed forces!
Do you want the troops out now ? NO
because you are warmongering scum like Bruin like Dave like Blair
How you manage to live with yourself after drenching yourself in the blood of dead troops to exploit them is beyond comprehension but then you are perhaps on of the most vacuous stupid shallow partisans to post on this site
Browns a fucking joke and I’ll laugh when he gets booted out and I never voted for the Warcriminal Blair, so shove your halfwit smears about anyone disagreeing with you being Labour back up your arse you bloodthirsty old crone
You are the worst type of political animal
a bitter twisted old vulture feeding on the corpses of dead troops while throwing and smearing your own fetid shit over anyone who disagrees with you and parrotting the party line brainlessly because you don’t have a mind of your own
I want the troops out of the slaughterhouse NOW! you don’t
that will save more of our troops lives than your transparent Party Line bullshit ever will You will forget all about the troops after the election lest they embarrass you and your master Cameron by continuing to die.
I won’t.
Oh what a wonderful caring human being you are TT to judge you by your talk And I’m sure you don’t care who knows it – the more the merrier.
Oh I don’t know, I could have smeared a politicians using their disabled child like some hypocrites on this blog not too far from here
that’s what I call a wonderful caring human being or indeed NOT
I would have that that trying to exploit dead troops for purely political reasons were harldy the actions of a wonderful human being either.
Bring the troops home, they are dying for NOTHING!
Keeping the streets of Britain safe from terrorism? Are you really that stupid?
Protecting democracy in Afghanistan?
There is no democracy in a Sharia state, which Afghanistan IS.
Kharzi`s brother and number two in Afghanistan, is the countries biggest drug warlord and we are effectively protecting him and his “business” make`s you proud eh?
The soldiers up here blame Brown and Blair.Blair took us to war,Brown underfunded itOch the new
Its done that to me a lot too over the past few months.
Recently, whenever on this site, I kept getting malicious virus messages. I downloaded Firefox browser, which I now use instead of Explorer, and it seems to have fixed the problem.
Cameron is half way to Downing Street; the party machine has become skilled and proficient in ensuring that candidates and prospective candidates do not go off message and say anything potentially embarassing about the Party, it’s leadership, and its aspirations.
The other half of the battle will be won when the candidates and the prospective candidates have ensured that Cameron and his deputies refrain from saying anything which would potentially detract from their chances of gaining votes in their constituencies.
On that front, the Conservatives have a long way to go. Communication consists of listening as well as speaking.
So what’s the betting that when the election is finally called, Dave will whip the rabbit out of the hat with a raft of radical Conservative policies he’s been working on in secret?
Like an EU referendum?
That makes complete sense to me. But that may be because I’m quite drunk.
I think that you nay be saying – cutting to the quick – that I’d be a complete moron if I voted for Dave.
Oops. Moderated. Maybe because I used the word dr*nk:
That makes complete sense to me. But that may be because I’m quite dr*nk.
I think that you nay be saying – cutting to the quick – that I’d be a complete moron if I voted for Dave.
Oops. ‘May’ be saying. Damn that Japanese lager.
First period’s gonna be a bugger tomorrow!
Miss has got a hangover.
It’s the Easter hols.
The ayes have it, the ayes have it.
I dunno wot your all beefin abart. In a capitalist society the strong prospa while the week get to clean there teef wiv the bog brush.
Get the strengf of the unions arownd you.
Bob Crow !!
Oh Dear!!
Another Union Leader who is hoping to retire to Cuba with generous cuban pensions paid in bodies, properties and copious monies!!!!
All those cigars and dirty cuban women…..he could live like a lord over there if he wanted….and he’d be rich with his union funded pension….great life eh Bob?
so that’s why the Tories are furious about the Rail Strike
And lots of cocaine of course — to maintain his stiffy for the dusky slave girls.
‘dusky slave girls’ – tut tut
Celebrate how Tony B£iar and I saved the NHS !!!!
http://tinyurl.com/yk9kq5m
David Cameron said he wanted to make “crystal clear our wholehearted commitment to the NHS”, describing it as “a fantastic and precious fact of British life”.
I wonder if he will ever work it out that he gets the service he does from the NHS because he’s a fucking MP.
If you get sick in London, make sure it is by St. Thomas`s hospital, it has the best front line care and 24 hour emergency rooms in the country, bar none.
It is merely coincidental that it is across the river from the HOC of course.
April tool:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/gallery/2010/apr/01/labour-gordon-brown-campaign-posters?picture=361041600
By reporter ‘Olaf Priol’.
I like them – they’re obviously based on the fact that Brown is a ruthless bully and his sidekicks are shitty toe-the-line bastards. Not exactly good for governnance of a once proud nation that has descended into chaos precisely because of new labour antics – mismanagement, corruption and ineptitude
She can get stuffed. The ‘best comprehensives’? That’s the whole point, idiot woman, they won’t be comprehensives, the new parent-run schools will be whatever the parents want them to be.
Those would be the same teachers that produce such educated pupils then?
Dave’s physiognomy in the headline “snap” is wrong. He is hiding his upper teeth. Even Crash Gordon can contort a better grimace.
Definetly One for Guido I think.
Brown defied Bank of England warning over his £6bn gold giveaway
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262683/Brown-defied-Bank-warning-6bn-gold-giveaway.html#ixzz0jnu1wj7g
word is coming out of Downing Street that Gordon Brown, bouyed by the excellent opinion poll statistics was planning to go to see the Queen in order to dissolve parliament and call an election. Brown has seen the poll figures as meaning new labour have a really good chance of winning the elction. His own figures suggest a 29% swing to new labour. The figures are based on his review of all recent elections multiplied by the number of children he has and divided by how many channel we pay for him to watch on Sky tv.
It appears he had called a cab (not Stephen Byers) to take him to Buckingham Palace but the sat nav went wrong and he ended up in a ditch off the A41. A group of old age pensioners, recognising it was Brown, attacked the vehicle and Brown and stole all the cash available plus Brown’s laptop containing his paint-by-numbers sketch pad. Brown was rather upset at this event and shouted after the departing pensioners … calling “we was robbed” tp passers by.
They all shared a similar view as Brown turned to them for support.
“we was robbed” – the only thing they agree with Brown on.
Due to boundary changes made today by New Labour there will only be three constiuencies England,Scotland and Wales, the socialist scum are expected to win 2-1.
Wonder what the BBC’s Today April Fool joke will be? I reckon they’ll be reporting another landslide victory for Labour after yesterday’s general election (which nobody apart from PLP activists were told about).
“Yes, Gordon Brown is on his way to the Palace… world leaders are congratulating him on winning another term in office despite their fears of his imminent defeat… the turnout was, as predicted, very low — about 10–12 turning out to vote in most constituencies across the country, due, in most part, to Tory sleaze in the parliamentary expenses scandal which dominated politics last year.
Now over to the City of London, where we’re hearing reports that there have been mass arrests of personnel in those Forex firms who have been refusing to comply with government contingency measures to suspend all trading of sterling on world currency markets…”
Lot of peeps talking about Brown upping the lies come the election.
Not strictly true, the lies aren’t up, they’re a constant.
“The truth becomes almost impossible to communicate because total frankness, relayed in the shorthand of the mass media becomes simply a weapon in the hands of opponents”
-Tony Blair- Times interview, 1987 – yes, that’s 87
The lies told about the Tory government and the state of the country leading up to the election of 97 were breathtaking, they certainly didn’t give a sh*t about putting the country down when the shoe was on the other foot. The worst the Tories have done recently is tell the truth on the economy, ‘Pre 97′ Labour on the other hand, made it up as they went along.
If the s*ds had stopped once they’de achieved power that would have been one thing, instead they put the deception machine into overdrive. Read Peter Oborne’s “The Rise Of Political Lying” for a terrific account. I guarantee that after the first chapter you’re blood will be boiling.
The Labour Party (post 1992) really are the most horrific bunch of lowlife’s ever to set foot in parliament.
Oops.
Just wrote something that’s in moderation.
I said…
“The Labour Party (post 1992) really are the most horrific bunch of…”
it should have read…
The Labour Party (post 1994) really are the most horrific bunch of…
Apologies to John Smith fans everywhere.
Night night folks.
They really are an evil shower of shit.
yes, they became tories
The political classes are pissing themselves laughing at the UKs voters utter trusting stupidity, I mean they are creaming their knickers at the prospect of hanging onto power via the liblabcon confidence trick.
The ordinary voting mug has been hypnotised into believing that there is a distinct choice between Gordon/Dave/Nick when in fact the political classes have been stitching up a grand coalition for years.
The big three would love a hung parliament to enable them to enact unthinkable electoral changes and claim popular support for those changes, the EU demands that the UK changes its political model to reflect the UKs new status as a vassel subject region and that is what is going to happen if the liblacon wins
I cannot believe that some people still believe that Dave is a tory,Nick is a liberal,Gordon is a socialist! They are would be satrap tyrants who have exchanged our sovereignty for the promise of perpetual power under the leadership of the EU federal state model.
Did anyone think that these three were ever going to risk that by allowing the hated proles a say in the matter? The political classes have decided our future and we are not nor have we ever been involved in that narrative, the political classes actually believe that we are incapable of making our own choices.
Go on then folks, vote for Dave or Gordon or Nick and con yourselves into believing that they are different, a make believe world of fantasy is preferable to the cold reality isnt it? One day however the bitter winds of reality will arrive and cut through the delusion.
The political classes hate us, they hate us like poison and they mean to fix us for good!
I’m not voting for the chimp the BnP have dressed in a suit and given flashcards to read,so feckoff.
UAF scumbag? Get ready for a shock.
Spoof alley.
I reckon the entire Telegraph front online page is an April 1st jape. Spot the only real story…
Just heard that due to global warming penguins have become extinct in the Arctic
Gordon to do a “Tebbit” at the election report senior Labour Party spurces “If you think you’re hard enough “posh boy” he tells Cameron in face off over the Dispatch Box.. “then lets sort it out here and now .Just you and me …”mano a mano”. “Leave it Gordon” shrieks Harriet ,”he’s NOT worth it !”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/apr/01/labour-gordon-brown-hard-man
I bought some in Iceland
Lefite Nicky Campbell is getting angry with David Cameron for going hunting in the past. The BBC is the key part of Labour’s class war strategy.
Good training for hunting down Labour vermin infesting this country.
Earier Penny Smith on GmTv interviewed spokesperson from Taxpayers Allowance and took them to task them and other business leadersfor supporting the Conservatives proposal to scrap NI 1% rise if they win election.After a concerted attack that the policy was patently rubbish in which Penny came off the worse.Penny abruptly brought the interview to a close with the “catty”retort. “Well whatever else you’re saying even YOU can’t deny that Alistair Darling has brought us through the recession by his policies !” and then quickly cut off the interview before lalowing the person a chance to reply.
Yeah. Good old Alistair taking us through the recession by taking the tough decision to borrow another 200bn quid we don’t have, employ another 50K public servants at the peak of a recession and give them all a pay rise too.
Then, for good measure keep up the narrative that the whole recession is entirely the fault of the bankers or the yanks thus giving the unions all the ammunition they need to proclaim that ‘since it’s all the bankers fault why should our members suffer’. Which would be a fair point if it were true.
Oh fucking great. Just fucking great. The years ahead are going to be just so much better thanks to the fucking tough decisions Alistair and the Maximum Imbecile made.
I saw that, i read somewhere that penny was leaving soon maybe she should apply to become another labour MP from gmtv taking the pee
I wonder what he’d make of me trawling gutter for waifs and strays.
Just read Ben Brogan’s epiphany in the Telegraph. He finally gets David Cameron’s ‘big vision’.
He’s going to reform society.
It’s a beautiful sunny day and I don’t think I could be more depressed.
Reform society?
FFS.
1.4 trillion in debt. 200bn quid deficits and Dave’s going to ‘reform society’?
Stop the fucking planet. I want to get off.
Leet sunshine win the day
Happy Birthday to my friend, the Lockerbie bomber, Al-Megrahi !!!
We should send our cancer patients to Libya. They’ve clearly got this cancer thing cracked.
Maybe its the ‘black seed’ cure.
He didn’t do it fuckwit.
Another chump falling for the Liebour propaganda machine.
I hope you’re not suggesting Scottish justice is ‘not fit for purpose’ ??
I’m not ‘suggesting’ anything.
I’m telling you the court case was a farce to appease the U.S. of it’s complicity in framing the patsy and the BP deal was what got him released.
This year’s April fool is the Prime Mentalist Gordon Brown, the clown who is offering a future fayre for all.
My tin foil hat is buzzing with energy waves today now that the planned rail strike for Tuesday is being challenged in the courts by Network Rail. Why, that`s the same day that Brown will be calling the election!
Hello hang on
Jenny Russell demanding to know what Dave would do about corrupt charities
Has La Jenny been vocal on the subject of the Sith Institute and all te other corrupt little “charities” that have sprung up to support politicians? What of her output vis a vis the numerous organisations listed on http://www.fakecharities.org?
Methinks Ms Russell is exhibiting a rather more pronounced portward list than usual.
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