March 29th, 2010

New Labour Poster

Last week Liam Byrne confirmed that a re-elected Labour government would have to make bigger public spending cuts than even Margaret Thatcher did.

This week wee Douglas Alexander, Labour’s election campaign co-ordinator, writes: “Labour has called on its growing number of online supporters to lend their creative talents to designing the Party’s next campaign poster.”

Labour’s netroots have gone into Photoshop overdrive using the hashtag #peopleposters. Ever willing to be helpful, Guido put two and two together to illustrate a bit of political cross-dressing.


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    We’re all crowdsourcing together.

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    Anonymous says:

    looks like he’s doing a jumbo sized oaten

  3. 3
    Peter Grimes says:

    Fuck me, even Maggie is better looking than Liam!

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    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:

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    anonymouse says:

    We will not raise taxes.

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    Joe Public says:

    Who is Liam Byrne?

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    McGroom says:

    Good one Guido

    but this is better

    Nearly fell off the potty laughing

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    Irene says:

    That is SO funny!

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    HMS Malvinas says:

    Very good Senor Guido!

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    George Osborne says:

    Just warming up for tonights televised comedy routine

    I got the number 2 bus into the town today.

    It was full of little shits.

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    The IMF is coming says:

    Bloke that looks like a cock

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    Anonymous says:


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    Up sh1t creek says:

    If you just put a picture of a pile of dogs mess on one side of the poster then ” = New Labour” , that would be a fair assessment. Nobody could object to that.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    If Mrs T was “good for the country but you wouldn’t want to fuck it” then this is bad for the country and … no the mental picture is just too much … Off for a sleep now … I’ll feel better afterwards.

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    Baldemort says:

    This slaphead is not for turning

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    Anonymous says:

    But whose?

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    Rowley Birkin QC says:

    NURSE!!! I don’t feel well………

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    Anonymous says:

    is he the one with a funny hairdo on the poster?

    I don’t get it.

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    A well hung Parliament please!! Ben 'buggering' Bradshaw MP, ridiculous twat and ex BBC cunt says:

    No that simply doesn’t work even on the humourous level it was supposed to.

    One half of that image belongs to a political collossus, Trotskyist Union destroyer, monetarist idealogue, joint conqueror of of Communism, and slayer of Argentinian NeoFascist aggression.

    The other is a cafe latte drinking cun’t

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    Gabby says:

    And a few hovering flies to represent their supporters.

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    Rog says:

    Ha! Genius!

    That should be an official Conservative poster!

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    Angry at Brown says:

    Look bloody stupid – it’s what we do – vote labour

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    Jeremy Paxman says:

    Some serious questions that need answering :

    Does Gordon Brown take his glass eye out at night and put it in a cup of water ?

    Does he have a bestest going out eye ?

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    #2 says:

    Where there’s a steaming oaten there’s a mark

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Bend over and you will

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    Infanta of Castile says:

    exactly – this poster is going to be meaningless to the vast majority unless they think that the mere word “Thatcher” will send the labour core vote scurrying to the polls.

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    Legally Retarded says:

    Why hasn’t this thread been given a ‘totty watch’ tag??
    She’s a beaut!

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    Anonymous says:

    Gawd I hate lefties on twitter.

    They seem to use it as if it’s the ends and not the means.

    Sure it’s good as a means to post links to your blog so you can keep up with updates but they seem to use it as if thats all there is…. all of them shouting at the same time and no-one getting listened to even less than comments on this blog – then they claim some kind of victory as they have been the noisiest, or pretend that they invented whatever they are on about be it twitter or crowdsourcing or making posters… then some media twonk will pick up and run with their self-gratifying tosswank as if it’s not created in the dreaming mind of a crazed teenage socialist.

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    Legally Retarded says:

    He’s Nick Robinson’s younger brother…

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    Legally Retarded says:

    That’s very very good…

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    BillyBob - Stop immigration, reduce crime !! says:

    Liam Tosspot………..Byrne in hell !!

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    The IMF is coming says:

    Aka last week s Post about Gordon’s Battlebus ( No return to boom and bus)

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    Bob Page says:

    Nice poster to wind up the lefty twatters. They still have an unhealthy obsession with Mrs T. They may say it’s because of the poll tax or the miners strike, but the real thing they hate her for is for helping Ronnie Reagan bring down their beloved USSR.

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    Bored at Work says:

    Awesome. They certainly blew the bloody doors off the economy.

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    Sarah twatter says:

    i am currently using his bestest going eye to enhance our love making.

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    jgm2 says:

    All together now….

    ‘You can’t hide your lyin’ eyes
    And your smile is a thin disguise
    I thought by now you’d realize
    There ain’t no way to hide your lyin eyes’

    It’s got to be hasn’t it?

    ‘Gordon is a Moron’ at number one with
    ‘You can’t hide your lying eyes’ at number two.

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    The IMF is coming says:

    I hate it when the polls go in their favour- they are all out then, smirking, self righteous sycophants. Politics home is the worst place for it. Worst PM ever, £1.3 trillion debt, smirk about that.

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    PreElection Madness says:

    hey guys, guess what?

    all this election frenzy by the corrupt ones, all at our expense, it called a PRE ELECTION CAMPAIGN – so it must be okay then

    Paul Waugh in the Evening Standard says:

    Tony Blair will launch a withering attack on David Cameron tomorrow when he joins Labour’s pre-election campaign.

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    Ding Dong!

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    A TOTAL CHUMP says:

    Don’t want to be nit picky but surely it should be:
    ‘You can’t hide your lyin’ eye’.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Hello Sarah, I’ll keep my eye out for you.

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    Cassandrina says:

    I also liked his link to the McChicken posters or People’s posters.

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    Cassandrina says:

    Seriously Guido it looks more like Al Gore with a wig on.

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    Brown once invited Thatcher to Downing Street says:

    Labour have never fully realised that Thatcherism is actually a vote winner in some parts of the country…… worked for Bliar after all considering most of his policies were based on it

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    Who? says:

    I give in – is it Muammar Gadaffi?

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    exiled &angry says:

    Regardless of how you dress him up he’s still a smug little shit…!

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    Sir Wiliam Waad says:

    Who is the poster supposed to be?

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    It would be interesting to compare the size of their balls. Maggie’s were huge, and I don’t think he can match them

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    Jac says:

    Labour could knock Thatcher for kicking ten bells out of unions too hungry for power… another reason of course why they don’t have so much ‘union strike’ trouble these days.

    Liam Byrne is never the acceptable face of anything. He’s not good enough to lick the soles of MT’s shoes!

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    Lord Chief Justice says:

    Brown apologies by telephone to Joanna Lumley.

    Yest again, the disgraceful Prime Minister has to apologise for smears from his ministers.

    Let us be clear

    Ever since he became Chancellor, Gordon Brown’s active policy has been to smear.

    It is Brown’s way of “governing”

    He started with Thug Whelan

    He continued with Mcbride, Balls, Draper and others.


    This is a man who has disgraced the only two offices of state he has held.

    He has smeared anyone opposing him.

    He has shown himself to be a man of the gutter who has knowlsingly smeared dozens of opponents (if not more)





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    Peter Grimes says:

    So Sarah Twatter takes it up the shitter’s eye, does she?

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    Sahsra says:

    Ever since I foolishly ‘married’ that steaming lump of blubber Brown, my kipper has been as dry, dusty and full of moths.

    Thank god I can sneak off to Kent where I know a real man.

    Come to think of it my ‘husband’ makes Graham Norton seem like a real man.


    Tweet tweet

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    A TOTAL CHUMP says:

    Mrs Thatcher liked a shag and a digestive at 9:30 every morning.

    Dennis used to go out at 9:00.

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    jgm2 says:


    Proper scientists – geophysicists – kick another leg out from under the badly constructed paste-table that sells the global warming cults ‘healing crystals’ at the car-boot sale of bogus science.

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    Thats News says:

    Or How about: “We can’t keep the trains running, even in the pre-election period! Vote Labour!”

    No trains due to RMT strike.

    With Labour, political satire is dead. Because you couldn’t make it up.

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    Nim says:

    Promising material here, if you don’t mind me mentioning another blog.

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    barefootcontessa says:

    Can’t you stop knocking George Osborne? Give him a chance! He has to be better than the Ruin and Darling.

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    Mike Litorus says:

    You can’t polish a turd…

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    Albert Hall says:

    That barnet will take a lot more looking after than the polishing cloth he currently uses.

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    Five pledges and out says:

    Wake up and smell the coffee Mr Byrne, is that one spit or two?

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    Tupperware Container says:

    I’m offering my vote to the highest bidder on E-bay.
    Some guy called Nick Clegg has offered me a signed photo and £2 but i don’t know who the fuck he is.

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    barefootcontessa says:

    He is totally totally vile! His face is like a baby’s bum! Creeeeeeepy!

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    Spotted Dick says:

    I think it’s time we separated Scotland from it’s teat – England – this year sees another council tax freeze in Scotland. The council tax in England for a similar property is £300 more than in Scotland on average. Thgis when the government plans to raise £1 Billion from council tax in England this year

    source: Spelman in the Commons now

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    barefootcontessa says:

    Bet Fill Woolas kept his mouth shut.

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    Tupperware Container says:

    can you blame him

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    Spotted Dick says:

    why are we having a pre- election campaign – can’t we just have an election campaign – name the fucking day Brown

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    barefootcontessa says:

    He’s a ginger nut isn’t he?

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    Tupperware Container says:

    You should see people’s faces drop when i show them my browneye.

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    A strong rumor in his dept. is that before being poured, the cup in which his first Cappuccino was served had a liberal wipe round with an employees cock.

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    astateofdenmark says:

    Is that the Billboard under the bridge by Queens Road Peckham station?

    They like Thatcher round there.

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    tats nan says:

    doesn’t work

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    barefootcontessa says:

    Newlabour version of the Italian job.

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    tats nan says:

    I never use it its for twits, i have another name for them voters

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    Brown's Buggered Britain says:

    I don’t think Labour can go wrong by showing us much more of Gordon and reminding us of his outstanding economic achievements – it’s not everyone who can end boom and bust like he did.

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    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    and this dickhead is not for gurning.

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    Clarence says:

    That bald bloke with a body that looks like a giant sex toy.

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    tats nan says:

    been reading filosofy

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    mineral by says:

    nimbly era

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    Five pledges and out says:

    Yes, name the day!!! GB has no courage; weak, weak, weak. The shameless way labour are using the media, 24/7 PPB on Saturday, it is just not acceptable how BBC and SKy are reporting this phoney pre election crap.

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    jgm2 says:

    300 quid extra on average to live in England compared to Scotland?

    Fucking bargain. Absolute fucking bargain.

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    jgm2 says:

    Take the two quid. Labour will just buy their votes for the price of a stamp. You’re well up on the deal.

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    tats nan says:


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    Anonymous says:

    I remember at the last election, Labour’s unofficial slogan was “Vote Blair get Brown”. I wonder if they’re planning something similar this time.

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    Sarah Twatter says:

    No, I take it up the Twitter.

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    tats nan says:


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    jgm2 says:

    ‘Vote Brown, get fucked’?

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    tats nan says:

    vote brown get blair

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    No, I don’t get it either.

    Anyway, our cuts will be harder and deeper than those baby-eating Tories. We will cut spending by putting Prezza on a diet. Regrettably, some pie factories may have to close as a result, but it is the right thing to do.

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    tats nan says:

    rents have just trebled in areas 60 miles out of London in anticipation of MP’s

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    Maladroit Labour Chump says:

    Smear,sleaze and sophistry:it’s in NuLabour’s D-N-A.

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    QWERTY says:

    I see Joanna Lumley has given both barrels of the forces of evil dumped on her by that stinking bunch of left wing fags called Nu Liebour.

    Why is it that ANYONE who says anything against Nu Liebour is smeared by these fucking rent boy using shit stabbing cHuntz in the government?

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    Jimmy says:

    Excellent work from BBD. Even lefties do funnier anti-Labour stuff than you.

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    jgm2 says:

    Bob Crow is just Tory voting gold.

    Every time that jackass slips into a seat placed sufficiently far enough away from the table and starts giving it ‘comrades’ and ‘moi members’ the scales fall from ten thousand eyes as the memories come flooding back.

    Oh Fuck!

    I’d like to again give you the link on bbc iplayer so you could watch for yourself his lizard tongue whetting his lying self-serving lips every time he tells a lie but the BBC has removed all its news bulletins from last Thursday and Friday.

    A dinosaur.

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    Thats News says:

    Fill Woolarse?

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    CCHQ should commision a big blank poster with the words “Labour’s greatest achievements of the last 13 years”.

    (I suppose you could add some faces if you really wanted… dead Iraqi kids are the obvious choice)

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    Ewanme says:

    LMAO !!!

    Fuck that , hun – are they invitin US to promote their cause via a poster thingy ??

    Well , as I’m between pintsa cheap cider , I’m gonna ignore this shit an get my creative juices goin , darlin x .

    You ARE a silly arse Gaydo , hun – you jus made me fire up my Gimp an ignore all the interestin comment on ur blog xx .

    Stuff happens , I spose .

    E x .

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    She took the f*ckers on and has humiliated every one of the spineless shi*s.

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    The Whitehall Herald says:

    Love life
    One-eyed trouser snake handler seeks regular seat in Westminster area. Own rocking horse. Not a hoon lover. Likes children, esp. Scottish ones. Still waiting. [text FOFF to Gordo].

    Lonely heart
    Snake oil salesman seeks upright chap for position and role play, perhaps more. Likes lady undies, mince. Dislikes: green custard. Own millionaire pad. No mortgage. PO Box PM4.

    For sale
    Nokia phone and photocopier for sale. Both need attention. Tel 168,000,000,000 and ask for Gordo. No time wasters.

    Situations vacant
    Cabs for hire. Defence, Health, Trade & Industry. Will consider anything for regular payments of £3000 or £5000 per day. Send SAE with cash to Hoon-Hewitt-Byers plc. Sorry, no refunds.

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    She did better faux-sincerity as well.

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    Bye, bye extreme AGW, hello energy security says:

    Political leaderships in the OECD countries are starting to understand the credibility loss they have suffered on this issue.

    The timing is bad, since it comes hard on the heels of their bungled, expedient and massively expensive bailouts of failed finance sector gamblers and both we, and they can be sure low carbon vanity projects will do less than nothing to trim rising oil prices.

    Losing the climate issue after losing the finance issue makes it clear to everyone outside the charmed circle of government “expert panels”, and increasingly to the friendliest of government friendly media, that the future for prestigious green energy vanity projects is uncertain if not cancelled.

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    Ta la la da la says:

    Brown boy in the ring.

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    Gordon Brown says:


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    Maladroit Labour Chump says:


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    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    They also can’t abide that she was the first female PM, in their wooly and moral ideological fantasy it is the left who will manage to fight male oppression and achive equality of the sexes, and eventually elect the first woman PM. Just think how much this still hurts, and the Conservatives never even made a fuss about it.

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    How about a poster of a nuke going off with the words in red gothic script:

    “Gordon locates Tony’s hideout. New Labour. Working together for Britain.”

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    This is what they used to say says:

    THE Gulf Stream currents that give Britain its mild climate have weakened dramatically, offering the first firm scientific evidence of a slowdown that threatens the country with temperatures as cold as Canada’s.

    The Atlantic Ocean “conveyor belt” that carries warm water north from the tropics has weakened by 30 per cent in 12 years, scientists have discovered. The findings, from the National Oceanography Centre in Southampton, give the strongest indication yet that Europe’s central heating system is breaking down under the impact of global warming.

    Scientists have long predicted that melting ice caps could disrupt the currents that keep Britain at least 5C (40F) warmer than it should be, but the new research suggests that this is already under way. It points to a cooling of 1C over the next decade or two, and an even deeper freeze could follow if the Gulf Stream system were to shut down altogether.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I place my glass eye up Mandy’s chutney locker so he can see when I’m coming.

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    50 Calibre says:

    Liam Byrne thinks he’s god’s gift to Westminster, BBC tv’s Question Time, has an ago the size of Hyde Park and is as full of shit as a trendy leftie can get. Hopeful;ly he’ll get the boot in 39 day’s time,

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    This is what they say now says:

    The Gulf Stream does not appear to be slowing down, say US scientists who have used satellites to monitor tell-tale changes in the height of the sea.

    Confirming work by other scientists using different methodologies, they found dramatic short-term variability but no longer-term trend.

    A slow-down – dramatised in the movie The Day After Tomorrow – is projected by some models of climate change.

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    cider drinker says:

    It wont fall off the edge , Gorgon sold all the fucking gold , at a knock down price , good of him eh ?

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    Right on. Baldy Mortal an evil, devious, smarmy, McNuLiebour “cafe latte drinking cun’t”.
    Grief, my neighbours’ shooting range is filling up fast with hated targets.

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    Al Gore says:

    But I can still sell these freshly minted ‘Carbon Trading Credits’ I manufactured using nothing more than Microsoft Office can’t I?

    I’ve got fucking billions of dollars worth to sell. If I can’t sell them I’ll have wasted ten dollars in printer paper alone. Think of the environmental impact of all that wasted paper.

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    Mirror mirror on the wall who’s the ugliest of them all?

    By the way, fellows, why doesn’t this site never show no pictures of my lovely mug…. or of my Johnson for that matter?

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    50 Calibre says:

    Vote Brown, Get Blinky Balls…

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    Crayons says:

    Poster – a picture of Iraqi child whose growth is stunted because of war. Fact!
    Caption: No growth under New Labour! Fact!

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    ‘Vote Brown, 28 days later…’

    with a picture of a zombie eating the entrails of the last middle class voter who tried to flee the country.

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    Tupperware Container says:

    I imagine the old bandits gaper is pretty slack do you use wadding to take up the slack?

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    jgm2 says:

    Or some mash-up of ‘The Day After Tomorrow’.

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    mutley says:

    HA! You have Trust Party ad on your blog. Fucking funny!

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    Old Tory says:

    If Labour win this will be a first. The first time the Labour Party has had to clear up after a Labour Government. Interesting the last time a Government had to do that they needed Thatcherite cuts. Liam Byrne is correct once again we will see the need for “Thatcherite cuts.

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    IainM says:

    Uh! Am I missing something? The acceptable face of Thatcherism is to vote Labour! Are they putting this out in Scotland and Wales? Just how dumb are Labour?

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    Shotgun Election says:

    I had a friend who was slightly turned on by the original Hague-Thatcher poster. I didn’t talk to him after that.

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    Or ‘2012’, with the tagline:

    ‘Do you trust Gordon to save us from this?’

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    Herald Tribune says:

    Last year, swindlers cheated governments of (EURO)5 billion, or $6.8 billion, by selling carbon credits and then disappearing before paying the required value-added tax on the transactions.

    In January, swindlers used faked e-mail messages to obtain access codes for individual accounts on national registries that make up the bloc’s Emission Trading System and then used the stolen codes to gain access to electronic certificates that represented quantities of greenhouse gases.

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    Haggis Pudding says:

    What the English people haven’t worked out yet is that they don’t actually have an English Parliament.

    Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland do, but England doesn’t. England participates in the Westminster Parliament in which Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish MPs can vote as well, but this privilege is not reciprocated by allowing English MPs to vote in the Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish Parliaments.

    So why limit the complaints to the Scots. Think Wales and Northern Ireland too and whilst you are thinking, consider quite why England doesn’t have it’s own parliament and people who actually have their own parliaments to make a nuisance of themselves in are allowed to fuck England up.

    If there had been an English Parliament, there would never have been a Gordon Brown, or a Tony Blair come to that…

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    Ed Balls says:

    And this tosser is not for learning.

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    Down With Brown! says:

    Gordon would have sold the gold off cheaply before leaving Italy.

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    Dig Sprightly says:

    I’ll gimp for you, Ewanme, as long as your BMI is between 19 and 24 and your IQ is over 85. Love, Dig.

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    Blinkybollox says:

    So what? Just put it on expenses…

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    Down With Brown! says:

    Gordon Brown phones Joanna Lumley to apologise. 59,999,999 calls to go!

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    Uncle Fester says:

    I nominate Ken Dodd as boss

    are they spending our money on this??

    who’s Lord Layard???

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    QWERTY says:

    You could show a fucking big queue of Abduls climbing onto Lorries in Calais with a picture of the one eyed mond next to them. Underneath it would say “Remember who let you in when you vote”

  135. 135
    Turkish Doctor Who says:

    Le Pinnacle!

  136. 136
    Scott Mills says:

    yes, he got onto a bus full of Labour Government ministers

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    Do they do irony says:

    Evidence from the United States, he said, had shown that beyond £60,000, increases in salary do not lead to significantly greater increases in happiness.

    On that basis, any director they recruit should be more than happy with what is on offer. “We have got to be able to pay a proper salary,” said Lord Layard.

    “We would not be ruling out £80,000 for the right person.

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    UK record eight million economically inactive says:

    And we’re not for earning

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    Scott Mills says:

    let Labour bring the shitmeister of spin. TB was the lying, toadying, waremongering, uncaring and country destroying face of NULabour. Let everyone see the man again, and then they definity know not to go back to Labour. TB, the most corrupt British politician EVER

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    Down With Brown! says:

    Labour are going to exhume tomorrow the man who lied to take us to war.

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    UK record eight million economically inactive says:

    And we’re not for earning.

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    Peter says:

    I’m intrested in your gimp,what’s its name?

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    jgm2 says:

    Brown would have left Italy when the mafia shoved his jag over the side right at the start. Because it was the right thing to do.

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    Scott Mills says:

    the idiot didn’t abolish bust, just boom. He created the boom, remember!!!!

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    jgm2 says:

    Providing all of those wavering voters who say what’s the point of voting against Blair – he’s left now – with a perfect opportunity to vote against Blair.

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    Tootin in tooting says:

    good that should bury them once and for all

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    Albert Hall says:

    what, the barnet or the polishing cloth?

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    jgm2 says:

    Typical Brown. Public lie – private apology.

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    Albert Hall says:

    That boiled egg pic of Liam makes him look just a little bit like Beria. And those of us who paid attention in class know what happened to him.

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    Oi. What’s going on?
    Alan Johnson has just been in my shed and confiscated all the Miracle-Gro.

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    jgm2 says:

    Al Gore was reckoned to have thrown away the 2000/2001 US election by refusing to allow Bill Clinton to actively campaign – wishing to distance himself from the Clinton sleaze.

    We’re about to get the ‘control’ experiment to see how well letting Clinton campaign would have worked out.

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    the gang of five says:

    There’s nothing better than pricking the ego of a pompous……er, prick.

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    link says:

    Yes dear?

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    Labour bus ticket inspector says:

    That’ll be 13,000 pounds please.

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    jgm2 says:

    Yep. Whereas any criticism of Harman or Cherie (for ‘is she) Blair was held up as cast-iron proof of misogyny. One of the several cardinal (but flexible depending on who is doing them) sins.

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    jgm2 says:

    Hmmm. Surely machine-gunning the worthless fucker would be equally satisfying?

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    reese says:

    If anybody is reading this from his office, how many times a day do the staff take a piss in his coffee?

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    Max says:

    Calm down, the Future Will be Fair For All.

    PS Don’t follow the link if you have recently eaten.

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    jgm2 says:

    I bet some days they have to drink lots of coffee themselves just to make sure they’ve got enough piss to put in his coffee. It will be like Michael Winner’s soup.

    They’ll have to rush outside and pay some tramp to wank into it.

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    Disaffected says:

    I prefer the Baldemort picture. Liam the Loser should not be mentioned in the same breath as Maggie. The picture also suites BBC’s Nick Robinscum, he is on one today criticising Tories again. The bloke does not understand the huge amount of backroom staff built up in public services over 13 years and if there were a mass culling it would not affect front line services one jot. He needs to visit a few police stations and hospitals during the day and then go back at 7pm to compare the number. All the Statisticians have gone home- Brown he won’t let you down.

    Trust Brown’s judgment, Brown robbed everyone’s pension in 1997 and is now wondering what should be done to finance people in their old age- Brown won’t let you down. Brown sold our gold when it was at its lowest price costing the UK £7 billion pounds- Brown won’t let you down. Brown improperly financed the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, thousands of people lost their lives because Brown did not provide enough money. Brown’s denied this in complete contrast to the evidence of military chiefs. He then realised he did not fund the wars properly and wrote to confirm he was wrong- Brown won’t let you down. Brown is the one who was given a good economy and now it is bankrupt- Brown won’t let you down. Brown still claims for a second home that he does not have, brown won’t let you down. Brown recently told the country- I won’t let you down. He cannot be trusted. Brown has let you down for 13 years, it is time for change, vote him out.

  163. 163
    Jock McBroon says:

    Just shows what a bunch of ***WANKERS*** the English are, ye ken?

  164. 164
    Grammar School Boy says:

    Seems like the sort of thing a Liberal would do actually…

  165. 165
    Grammar School Boy says:

    A photo of a gurning Blair.

    The tag line. “Iraq – Remember The 45 Minute Dossier?”

    Vote Labour.


  166. 166
    Lizzie says:

    The future will be a “free for all” under Labour. They are getting “Mr Two Million” Blair for free tonight. Will he mention his arch nemesis Brown!!!! I hear the “rattle of keys to No10 over someones head”!

  167. 167
    Lizzie says:

    Careful you may be found “dead in the woods” !

  168. 168
    Lizzie says:

    Labour are getting him for free……whoopee!

  169. 169
    nell says:

    Are you suggesting that miracle gro is connected in some way to this mephedrone( is that the right word?) carry on?

    That can’t be it works wonders on my strawberry plants!!

  170. 170
    Anonymous says:

    Yes you are missing something its photo shopped. Just how dumb are you?

  171. 171
    nell says:

    Or is brown rattling the keys to the war crimes tribunal in the Hague over bliar’s head? Help me or else!!

    Actually I’m glad bliar’s back because it reminds everyone that he took us into the Iraq War on that WMD Lie and also that bliar and alastair were somehow implicated in the unresolved death of Dr David Kelly.

    Unsavoury people this labour bunch!!

  172. 172
    unablogger says:

    The same man who said that only 13000 poles would come looking for work in the UK when Poland became an ascension country then a million of the Hunts came flooding in. What did they do to this Hunt who can’t add up…yep put him in the treasury…NuLiebour = incompetence

  173. 173
    Bran, my lie says:

    beryl main

  174. 174
    Job Losses says:

    Saarchi said the simplest works best

  175. 175
    Simon says:


  176. 176
    The School Bully says:

    He didn’t go to my school then as I would have knocked that shit out of him

  177. 177
    Mrs Kelly says:

    mmm mmmf mm mmff

  178. 178
    A spade is a spade says:

    Calling it as it is

  179. 179
  180. 180
    Alex says:

    Looks like Geoff Boycott in a Thatcher wig.

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