Guido is most amused with Joey Jones, Sky’s political correspondent, making the above comparison with a straight face and analysing the pros and cons of the Baldemort line, asking “will it work in the election?”

Even better, the (unconfirmed) word is that the Tories will be using Brown’s disastrous gold sales as a subject in a Saatchi created poster – an idea encouraged last week on this blog.  If the poster features Dale Winton, the Guidoisation of politics will have reached a new high…